Previous: >>520805557Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Morning vs Noon vs Night - 4/11-4/13• Version 9.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v930• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>521086671kold when she goes five minutes without art begging
gimi
>>521087660wait fuck wrong threaduuuuh... woomy?
>>521086671sex with this veemo
Which sub weapon do you find to be trash?
>>521090680misteven angle shooter has it's use for quick paintmist doesn't do anything other than be a minor annoyance to the enemy team
>>521090843Disruptor... come back to us...
>Splatoon 4>Has 4 idols now>Splatfests is back to 1v1 again >2 idols on each theme
>>521091334Two idol groups instead of one
>>5210913342 idols on each team but they each have a different reason to be on that team. If you pick the winning reason you get more snails.
>>521091334Sometimes you get 2v2Sometimes you get 1v1v1v1Sometimes you get 1v3Sometimes you get 1v1v2
What happened to all the active members? Where can I hang out with you all outside here?
>>521092874in the woomyverse
>>521093732Getting namedropped is a canon event
>>521090680all of them have their usessome are deliberately underpowered to balance kits out, like sprinkler that is strictly worse than bombs, but it's still useful on most weapons it's on (not aerospray)>>521090843marker is lowkey one of the best subs, especially considering the near perfect distribution (sorry pro)burst is better, but slightly worse burst with extra ranged power still makes for a good fucking submist is a minor annoyance, but splatoon is a game all about advantage states, and if you can't find situations where a minor annoyance will tip you over the edge of advantage, you are fundamentally bad at splatoon
>>521091334My only hope is that the new talent doesn't get upstaged by either the Squid Sisters or Off The Hook yet a-fucking-gainUnless if Deep Cut upstages them, which I'm totally cool with.
fuck off
>>521097926you will get more unnecessary off the hook wank and you will like it
Short panic open going up.
>>521098957Be right there
>>5210989573/4
>>521098936Only if Pearl and Marina have actual lesbian sex on screen. There's no point to it otherwise now.
>>521099165Room?
>>521099579Opening
switch 2 lacks callie therefor it is bad!
GGs blitzers. Spectacular defense.
GGs open
ggs quick open!very fun games
GGs. One more game than I expected.
If you still play this game is it because you like it or because it's a force of habit?
>>521105656I still like it
>>521105656I don’t have any games rn besides splatoon
>>521105656I like it, often take breaks after catalog is finish and just play other games so I won't be burnt out from woomy/veemo game.
>>521105656Yes.
>>521105656I wouldn't be playing it if I didn't like it.
>>521105656I only play for woomy. I fucking despise this game
>>521107829Apartments can't come soon enough.
>>521107972play animal crossing faggot
>>521107972>leaves appartment abandoned as quickly as lockers
>>521103553which one of you are so thin skinned foot schizo gets to you?
>>521108095There's not much interaction you can do with lockers since everyone is a hologram. If it's like Animal crossing we can hang around and show off our homes.
>>521108386LMFAO WHY DO YOU WANT THAT IN SPLATOON
>>521108487Fun.
>>521107972Should've been in SO so people actually have a reason to play it
>>521108386I only play real videogames so I wouldn't know.
>>521108386Nah, nigga. That's a whole different game at that point. You want it so bad, you can maybe have a mobile spinoff with a 3 year lifespan maximum.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>521109104
>>521092874too late, all the cliques formed at the release of s3
Suck it Prochara
>>521105656I like it but haven't played much in a while mostly due to feeling burnout creeping inBut woomy I never burnout on woomy so I just post cute woomies when taking a break from the game.>>521086498Silly woomy OP imagegood anon
I need an /ink/er, post pics. I do not have any ulterior motive
>>521111862Here you go
>>521111862spin a wheel...you DO save every /ink/er ceph pic posted here, right?
>>521111862might as well
don't do me
Holy shit he's so fucking pathetic he's gonna sockpuppet and say it wasn't him when it was
>>521111862Ok I'll post my veemo your not going to do anything lewd right?.....right anon?
>>521111862>>521112217the mōrmon couldn't resist begging for art kēk
It's all so tiresome.
>>521112217this is why people dont like you
>>521111862
>>521112641That's a well endowed veemo right there
>PanicPanini
>>521112052>>521112217>>521112929>>521113301link the discord sis i need free art
>>521114593/ink/ Discord closed due to tariffs, please understand
>>521114593*posts nono's dumpster fire*
>>521115084ugly ass woomy taking a picture with the girl on the left
>>521115352That's it, those ears are getting the scissors
>>521115710Fix those lumpy flops
>>521111862Not expecting much but do it for shits and giggles.
>>521116159you already got art >>521110994
The best yebby in this general.Post them.
>>521116667(crickets)
>>521116667Instructions unclearposting woomy
>>521116667
>>521116476Sorry to burst your bubble anon but im not the only choco ceph out there.
Nekolin cut a hole into the abdomen of a toddler boy and proceeded to fuck and cum inside of it.
>>521116667not mine
>>521116667there are no good yebweyys
there are no good yebweyys cause theyre all weak ass faggots that flip to female cephs to conform and fit in.
erotic
You can remove 1 (one) weapon class from 4Which do you choose
>>521117903male cephs are just generally inferior because of the blatant female bias
>>521117903male cephs are inferior to woomies, and all the worst posters are yebweyys
>>521118624Do semi-automatics count, I never saw the point of them.
>>521118958They are considered part of the shooter class so no
>>521118624none of them
>>521118895i really dont think youd have the same opinion as someone like nono if he first hopped into the game as woomy
>>521118624Blaster. Either get good fucking netcode or remove this bullshit
>>521118624Rollers.
>>521119253buckets because they're blaster but better because they can also turf
>>521118624dualies as a separate shooter-based class, instead integrating dash mechanics into other classes including but not limited to shooters. >>521118958shooter shot mechanics without shooter movement mechanics. it's fun, shooter shots are good enough by themselves to carry even without full shooter mobility, same with splatlings but splatlings are not as aggressive or generally satisfying as nozzles.squeezer can go tho. >>521119253funnily enough, blasters are one of the most unique weapon classes in the game. there are lots of guns with unique mechanics, but they usually serve already existing functions (tri-slosher is just a classic videogame shotgun, for example), while very few games have airburst grenade launchers as a class. and they are only kept in check by the fact that while they are gods at killing, they are terrible at playing splatoon, so splat is pretty much the only game where blasters can even exist in a balanced state.
>>521120219the most popular buckets, slosher and sloshmo, can't turf for shitblob and dread can, but no matter how much chara pushes it, dread will never be metaexplosher seemed strong in 2 but has been brutally powercrept by things that paint at range with far less commitment, and tri without mpu is kinda meh at painting
>>521120529>triple ink strike>can't turf for shit???
>>521120647special can paint != weapon can paint. and even if you insist, red assblast has beefslider, and both sloshmo and purple assblast have booyahs, so there are just as many blasters that don't paint with mains but paint with specials as there are buckets that do so.
>>521116159Name please?
>>521091334>4 idolsFucking lmao, never ever, the hate for 3 idols was already bad enough, they'll never do 4, it'll go back to 2
>>521122212>implying nintendo ever listens to feedback
>>521122212Screencapping this, hello future /ink/ers!
>>521121271Nekolin
>>521115128He isn't even the admin anymore. He lost his original account. Only one anon has very basic janitor powers and they can't share the role kekAll he does is post porn on the NSFW channel with the other gooners
>>521119230maybe most other yebweyys but not nono, he's such a lost case he'd end up in the same spot even if he started a woomy
>>521122924>speedran mk2's anarchygrim
>>521122924"oh i was just playing you know a nigga rock with you bro"
>>521123345bad woomy
Yeah I'm a gooner so what. I like woomy bodies and so do you. Stop judging you self-hating hypocrite
i like woomy bodies alot too
>>521123730were talking about someone who assaults our eyes with his flexlion mods. pot calling the kettle black
Why aren't you urban yet, /ink/?
>>521122407Thank you
>>521124815good woomy
>>521122958Nono is autistic and socially awkward all he ever wanted was to hang around people with his interests and say the n-word, we didn't give him a proper chance.
>>521125690id give him a chance but im too burnt out from splatoon and the shadowie shit that happens in the cliques
>>521125919WHOREllie the octocock sucking slut
>>521125919goodness gracious
Callie can smell your weyy from 10 kilometers afar and begins stalking mode
>>521124090Urban sucksS4 should take place in a small town
Your ceph iis a dirty city slicker arriving at a small town. You are met with histility from the locals for wearing a pair of snickers
i'm the worst yebby
>>521126786cum on this yebby
>>521126863don't do that
>>521126705Sorry I believe in good wooming.
>>521126462Where woomy, veemos, takos all live in a trailer parks they all chew the seaweed and everyone own a splattershotgun to keep those thieving jellies away from the town. And they all drive Squid F-750 trucks
Splatoon 4's plaza will be a mountain with caves as shops.
>>521127067Hermit cephs...
>>521127728If you disturb yebby while he's doing his hail maries or touch his religious icons he is beating you to death with his walking stick
>>521127991Crushing this moeblob creature in a hydraulic press
>>521122376>Future /ink/ers!I've been with this series since it began in 2015, what the fuck are you on about?>>521122343>Making assumptions this laughable
>>521128379Made of ink just reforms and keeps eating
>>521125690gave him enough chances as it is, unfortunately his main interests are himself and himself
>Splatoon 4 hub>Colder (possibly snowy) climate to contrast 3>Smaller less densely populated city or town to contrast the Kowloon-esque Splatsville>Architecture of mainly older japanese-style buildings
Smooch your local yebbies.
>>521130876Field trip to Calamari County!...But the bus hits a landmine and everybody dies to death
>>521131217>Everyone respawns back at the bus station>Woomy who chartered the trip just looks and says I'm not getting my deposit back am I?
I HATE SPLATTERSHOT JRS. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS A BACKLINING. WHY ARE YOU BACKLINING? ENGAGE THE ENEMY. STOP PLAYING PASSIVELY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>521131696As long as bombs are being thrown they are doing their job.
Anyone up for dethroning 1 King Salmon in 10 minutes?
>>521131696Be careful what you wish for>Go go gadget Autobomb spam!
>>521128379at least use the word moeblob right
>>521131850Sure why not.
>>521131850Sure
>>521131850Sounds like a plan
>>521131696When you play RM but you're the only frontliner yet none of your bacline-brained teammates wanna pick the thing up nor escort you to the goal so you out there on your ownfighting off ambushing dapples
>>521131850Host: SSEVP 400Opening up now.
What happened to killing fish?
>>521133245They got better at defending themselves
>>521129290Nothing wrong with self-love and aerospray MG
GGs slim!
GGSR!
>>521124815Thank you! and my bad I couldn't reply back soon enough since I ran off to work.>>521124884Terminally good.
>>521137498>>521137450Soopa GGGGGGs Joe slayers, clean shifts and gold scales make me happySplatfest Eves are always so pretty...
>>521138364This yebby better be on team Night.
>>521134432keep shoving your head in the sand
>>521139649I love you too babe.
GGs SR Crew. Impeccable fishing.Until next time.In addition I'll be hosting a Fast Ruler room on the first rotation of the Splatfest.Team: NightWe can coordinate wearing the same gear to make ranking up go faster. This is what I personally picked but am open to suggestions.Headgear: Full Moon GlassesShoes: Midnight Slip-Ons (Punk Nights is an obvious choice but this is a good reason to wear something new.
>>521139986I'll join but I won't do any of that. I'll wear my signature outfit so I can look cool in multiplier battles.
>>521139986the Deluxury Sleep Mask seems pretty fitting.
>>521140162Name? FC? Rank?
>>521140328I was thinking that but the theme says when you're most productive, I get a second wind of energy at night so I changed it from the sleep mask. The real main reason is I used it in a previous Splatfest, so I wanted to avoid a repeat but if people want the sleep mask or something else instead I don't have any issues changing things out.
>>521141085ah yeah, that makes more sense
I'm bad at aiming and just got Splatoon 3. What weapon should I play and how should I play it? Is there a support weapon?
>>521141363anything with tacticooler is a support weapon
>>521141363Pencil
>>521141363rollers, buckets, swords, probably wellstring too
>>521141363Aerospray MGAerospray MGAerospray MG
>>521142078You have to know how to aim with Fizzy bombs tho??? Reefslider is only a suicide move if you use it aimlessly with no timming and not paying attention where enemies are. It's not just a horizontal splashdown. One thing nono gets right with his clips is showing how you can reach enemies that have backed off after you used reefslider with a simple uncharged fizzy. That requires aiming.The main itself asks to be able to aim, those bullets don't have much hitbox, are somewhat slow because they arch and shoot too high to swipe through a swimming enemy, they easily miss their target if you aren't constantly adjusting your aim with the low damage it means losing an encounter you initially had the advantage in because of bullets missing.Aerospray still is a very hard weapon to use effectively especially with the current powercreep
>>521141363Roller with ninja squid means you'll aim very little just swim up to your opponent and roll them.Wellstring is also a good point in direction and fire you'll hit something weapon.Jr. is always a good choice its built around people who can't aim and or newIts also the bomb spam go to choiceBloblobber or Buckets simple and effective requires little aim beyond opponent be that way press ZR>Support weaponNzap but it does need you to be able to aim
Why are crap weapon users obsessed with their mediocre tools and hostile to the idea of switching to objectively better options
>>521143586Onetrick autism, please understand
good night /ink/
no crap weapons only crap users
>>521143586cod forbid people are not meta sheeple like you are
>>521124815>>521121271>>521116159Don't pretend to be me. Just for that I'm ignoring your ceph.>>521139986>>521138364Taking from this.
>>521141363for the early ranks vanilla/annaki nova are good optionsdefinitely switch to something with a bit more firepower like jet squelcher once you really start climbing though
>>521143935Contrarian faggot
>>521143736
Being different is cool
grandma
>>521143586
>>521144841Splap
>>521144841My favourite grandma/mom/mentor/groomer :D
>>521145278Marie gets aggravated when you splap her.
>>521145536twerk. now.
>>521143586If I played a good weapon and lost then I have no excuse. If I lose with aerospray then nogami is the only real loser!
>>521145536I'm going to make her sweat in bed(yes I've got the endurance to keep up with her)
>>521146597she already sweats in bed
>>521139986Cute woomy
>>521146926>me when I'm in an unfresh competition and my opponent wears friendship bracelet
>>521142078>With this, there is no need to think>Want to get far? Just hold ZR!>And let loose a big spray of ink.
chocowoomies owe me sex
I liked Callie more than Marie but nowadays I feel like I like Marie just as much.
>>521147436The natural shape of the foot is all one needs
>Wonder why disconnecting so often lately>Check router>Notice it's plugged into a power stripwhen the fuck did I do that no wonder this was happening
>>521147436Agreed. Splatoon 4 should have fully modeled feet so that it will be more fresh.
>>521148054dumass lololol!!
gimme marie tit to squishgimme callie butt to squishhappy man
>>521148005TrueModern shoes are bad for woomy's feet
>>521148054How is that a problem?
>>521148263Same reason why a capture card freezes often if it's plugged into a USB hubnot enough power
>>521148429Then don't buy a cheap power strip spend the money for a proper PC one.
>>521148429USB hub sure, but the power strip is supposed to supply power.
>>521146926>devil horns>friendship bracelet
>>521149369Post 5 other cephs with that combo. You can't.
>>521147436>>521149369>redditbob
Ä will post shadow the hedgehog
>>521149651We LOVE our sea friends here.
I will post アオリ
>>521149962This confused me a second on what browser tab I was on
Orangechan the woomy.
>>521150484You wouldn't dare
>>521151013You're right, I wouldn't...or would I?
>>521150846her name is Kaori
You guys post like you're on /v/
>>521151781That's her slave name.
>>521151949Call it cultural assimilation after the /v/tards migrated here
who salmn
>>521152737Me salmn
>>521152737im at work
>>521152941geddin>>521153050good luck
>>521152737Maybe tomorrow.
>>521153395Zoosh
>>521152737sr3/4
>>521153457therapy octo
Woo-oni
Only planned to play a little until rotation, GGs salm
Oops, comm error...
>>521156909yeah i DCd
>>521156952Regroup in 10, gotta check something
>>521157151cool lmk
>>521158057Nvm, I gotta jetGGs B, fun shifts, sorry I can't stick around longerMaybe I can do a photo when I get back
>>521159176no prob. ggs!
>>521158881
>>521159838
I realize something with Switch 2... I might not be able to transfer my Splatoon 2 save data and most likely have to start over on it.
>>521163493Oh no you have to play the game everyone is playing instead of the dead one that has a playerbase of 7.
>>521163493Why wouldn't you
>>521163939Im already playing 3 but I do go back to 2 and even 1.>>521164220Same reason it don't support cloud saves for multiplayer progress some anti-cheat reason.
*places a splash wall in front of you*
Why is Killer Wail so useless in 3
>>521166978I like it better than Wave Breaker. Pop to refill and forget.
>>521163493That's not even the worst one, imagine Animal Crossing.
>>521169134I assume suffers the same issue as S2? I don't have AC to know.
>>521170675>>521169134Is it too late to get into the most recent ac?
>>521170675Sorta. It needs a stand alone app to transfer save files. It's a pain.
>>521172329Ah wow that does sound like a pain then. At least you have a way to keep your file though.
>>521171664Single player wise, sure. But multiplayer may be a challenge. Almost anyone you ask would say New Leaf was a more cohesive product, and /acg/ is dead dead. I don't think any of my friends have played it recently and I haven't in years.>>521172707I think in the same way S2's save file is fine, you may need to transfer using the local option in the settings menu instead of the online Switch 2 method. But who know if that's even compatible.
goofy ass
>>521173125
>>521173125>>521173247stop forgetting to attach pics to the firstpost
>>521173743
>reading a book>forgotten /ink/er gets namedroppedtears in the rain
>>521173114Yeah that's one my big concerns is that. Since I know singleplayer stuff will carry over by the cloud but local stuff what makes me worry about moving between Switch and Switch 2 when I do get it. Anyways good night /ink/!
It's up
>>521178323>Shiver was scolded for showing off her ass too much and is now depressed and forced to wear a kimonoGrim.
>>521178323I want to lick the sweat off her forehead
>>521178323>Frye stealing Marina's grand fest fitWhore
>>521178323Why does she have a clam on her forehead? Is she trying to tell ME something?
Frye' foreheadjob
>>521178323im gay but Frye is doing things to me like holy shit i want to breed her sweaty pussy and cum on that shiny forehead
Ballin is a Fryefag...
I'll marry Frye
All gays were diddled as kids, I'm glad Frye can be the cure
>>521180185Would you let Frye diddle your kids?
>>521180441If this could prevent my son from being gay I'd let her go full /ss/ on him with a thumbs up I'm such a great dad
Fryefags are either mentally ill or women (that are also mentally ill)
>>521179441im not but she cute
>>521181170I hope she rapes you little bro
>>521181170post download link
>>521181314brooo fr tho, just imagine>>521181391maybe
>>521182220based, i'll wait for the possible release
groomy
Woomy onee-san likes her yeb little brother a bit too much
ballin stop saying kek its fucking weird and shows youre over 30
>>521183540Lol lmao XD rolf
>>521183540i like never say that. this is still the weirdest shitpost material i've seen here. i'm simply a gooner that likes to splat.
good wooming
>>521184431Imagine her loud hissy morning piss
>>521183540Don't you mean G*ji, schizo?
>>521184683
>>521185397Woomy golden shower
My woomy is a serial pisser, she leaves pools of her salty smelly "ink" all over stages without anyone noticing
Kinky woomies and veemos doing perverse things in public
Jellies paying no mind to exhibitionists (they're already naked all the time)
>>521178323sweaty frye...
Stop thinking about sex
>>521188958Stop wearing dim shorts, spats, doplhin shorts. Stop showing your ass by bending sightly. Wear a bra, cover your tummy. Stop giggling and moaning.Stop being attractive and libido-triggering
>>521178323>Frye's bare legs visibleThis is the ultimate sexo outfit, this better be her outfit for 4
>>521189647
>frenchman wakes up>noticeably lower quality posts
but what else is there to think about? the tragedy of splat3 having so many weapons that are strong but strictly obsoleted by better (and often easier) options?
>emmaI am mysogynistic. I hate female players>11 assists JrLmao
And then you wonder why people hate you
Hating 1/3 of the player base is a poor excuse
>>521192193They hate me coz they ain't me
>>521192782cheese-eating surrender monkey
Chubby Marie...
>>521193494Cheese eating part is true. I'm a simian playing a cephalopod, like youI NEVER surrender. That's why you hate me>>521194019Weight loss journey with Marie
>>521195109soul>>521194019soulless
>>521195109>ai slop
what would your reaction be to a woomy riding a chicken
>>521198483CHICKEN WOOMY
*throw popcorn everywhere in the theater* clean it up wagie jelly
>>521198576Would you bring a live squid
>>521195759>AI lives rent free
>>521198948good morning saar
One of the buff jelly security guards from the Grand Festival asks you to leave the theater for causing a ruckus. How would you react?
>>521198483Ah someone to ride with at last.
>>521199267get out, furry
>>521199093I'd take out my splatana and charge-attack him 36 times. I'd tell the judge I felt threatened at the moment
>>521199070this response never made sense, jeets welcome ai and accept it well enough to know what's ai and what isn't because they're so absorbed in ai. mocking someone for not believing something is ai (that marie image actually isn't air btw) is something a jeet would do because he's experienced in ai more than anyone else
>>521199342Those are paws, not feet, dumbfuck
>>521198948he's saved and reposted that one shitty gen of marie for an entire year instead of making anything new with better quality models
>10 min ban after just coming out of a 10 min ban>last match had 2 people disconnecting before I didWhat the fuck is happening
>>521199926I have noticed DCs and random unprompted comm errors without bans happening more often latelyMight come hand in hand with how many shitters now only have 70 hours in the game
cute woomers
>>521200126Need a weyy in their lives
>>521199620>that marie image isn't airetard
>>521201073they are perfectly happy without you
>another cute Parko deleted by artistPain.
commissioning guro of nono's weyyo!
>>521199827>>521201086Yes yes lets take you back to your padded room where the evil AI can't hurt you anymore.
>>521201269you deserve pain
>>521200126i'm glad that mouth color gets lost. it looked weird.
>>521201316He'd think you're his friend for it.
>>521201339those are tentacles not feet dumbfuck
>>521199620>>521201317
>>521201353woomies are supposed to look weirdlike cats, glance at them and you see human faces, but scrutinize some more and you realise that there is nothing human about them, they are little slime aliens that will tear you apart just because they don't know you are such a fragile meatbag
>>521201556Squiggas in 2025 still think that calling out bait as bait isn't effectively the same as taking the bait
>>521201316My insides are as beautiful as my outsides
>>521201707>says the person autistically replying to pictures all day
>>521201317who's the artist thengo on
STOPStop disconnecting everyone 1 match out of 2, stop disconnecting me. Stop the disconnection.Let me play this damn game normally
>look at top rightClosed
disconnect yourceph
>>521199342>>521109104
I caved and bought pokemon sword and pokemon violet after saying I'd never buy or play another generation of games after sun & moon
>>521206592swsh is questionable but scarvio is actually pretty fun and reinvigorated my interest in the franchise back after years. have fun anon!
>>521206592And I realise I just posted this in the wrong thread like the retard I am
>>521206592Being a pokefag after gen 3 should be considered a mental illness.
>>521206592>supporting game freak everyou are the reason nothing ever gets better, hope you know that
>>521206592It's literally so dogshit why couldn't you just play a romhack or something
>>521206592>>521206750>>521206760>>521206783>>521206885>>521206909off-topic spamming/flooding.real concerning how off-topic bullshit gets replies so fast but splatoon game discussion gets cricket chirping.
>>521206985then post something worth discussing
>>521206985Chill the fuck out retard I made a mistake
I don't think you can post in a Nintendo general without being somewhere on the spectrum.
>>521206985There's nothing to discuss about a dead game.
>>521207064Like Nono's clips?
>>521207847tights...
>>521206985We had multiple pokemon splatfests you fucking retard.
Discuss THIS
>>521208141That doesn’t give you the right to talk about off topic properties like tmnt or pocky either.
>>521208562Didn't ask, you waste of oxygen.
>>521208661idgaf you didn’t ask nigger
>>521208556Reefslider clip number 1345667
>>521208818Yet you still watch it every time.
>>521206985You would have a point of over half the posts in any given thread weren't spam anyway
>>521208661>he needs permission to postkek
You keep giving him attention and then expect him to leave.He's not gonna leave unless this general ignores him completely.
>>521208562It literally does because its an aspect of the game. Even more so that pokemon is nintendo. how about reporting the actual spam posts that say kill yourself instead of actual discussion. I never see you mass reply them
Name a /ink/er you want to see a clip from, they must respond and post a clip even if it's old.It cannot be non-gameplay clips.
Here's a clip without reefslider(not mine)Discuss
>>521209892nono
>>521209892Kold
>>521209910Fizzy nerf/buff made it more useful during Tower Control. Before it rarely exploded twice when landing on the tower and would fall from it and thus would do very little damage to the enemy riding it. Now when aimed well it explodes twice maybe thrice and when taken by surprise it will kill the enemy rider or force them to flee
>>521209892rainy
>>521209892RandomGuy. I want to see german
>cb>score but wipeout and enemy swings back and they wipeout and you swing back and you wipeout or>stale mate for 4 minutes until someone pushesHow do you fix this mode besides allowing comms?
>>521206592I hope for your sake you're planning to play Violet on the Switch 2
>>521206592I've never bought any pokemon gameI will say I'm not gonna buy a switch 2 or splat 4 and then do it anyway
>>521211168clams drop upon landing from super jumps like they do with reefslider and splashdown
>>521211409why
>>521211917It runs like trash and it's getting a free performance update for Switch 2
>>521211717Using most specials should probably make you drop your clams, even Bubbler and its Beakon
*audible click sound* bad zooka player spotted, cornered himself on the platform. Killing time!
>>521212164
>>521212412Good woomy.
>>521212709I killed the enemy instead
>>521212164It has a built-in fleshlight in the crotch that fits a small yebby weenie perfectly
I'm expecting Frye sexo artworks after the splatfest
Now I'm motivated!
>>521214198So mature for their age.
>>521214198bad idols
>>521214369rude
>>521214198UUOOOOOHHHHH!!!
>>521214198good woomies
>>521214873>Bug
>>521214198When's the Bankara Graduation Ceremony getting this treatment?
>>521215038Team Skull Pearl
>>521215038My wife.
Idols ARE NOT WOOMIESWe've been over this
1king fish?
>>521215458callie, marie, pearl and frye are inklings, therefore they are woomies.marina and shiver are octolings, therefore they are veemos.
>>521215458well duh. marina shiver and big man aren't inklings.
>>521215537Alright.
>>521215631opening
>>521215183Would be kinda hard because they'd have to animated the delinquents picking a fight with deep cut and all the different cephs in the class
>>521215947me wanna join please
>>521216067Good. They could use the hard work.
>>521216067There should be enough in the budget after charging us 100000 dollars for a game.
Is me still in the block or can I join?
>>521216126reopening in a sec
>>521216529No one wants you around anymore
I want him around
>>521217456assuming you're not just him pretending to be someone else, why? anyone who's been around him for long enough ditched him for a good reason
>>521218162He was kind to me once
>>521218162>anyone who's been around him for long enough ditched him for a good reasonLike? Namedrop them, name 5
>>521218159how do i get the filenames to work? it broke.
this looks so fucking good
Foolish, arrogant e-liter. You're within fizzing range! Your reaction speed is laughable
>>521219087please ms onaga just one rub
Nono shows how being good doesn't make you likeable
>>521220592>aeroshitter>being good
>>521221087The yebweys are coming after them
Took you so long, we arrived 40 minutes ago
Is there anything more beautiful sounding than a woomy’s voice?
>>521221610Veemo's
>>521221817Maybe if you’re deaf
>>521221610It's Nogami's. You jerk it to nogami
ggs fifsback to huntan
GGSR! Thanks for having me.
>>521221994Wrong, it's Tsuji's
>>521222226>>521222256ggs squid fish squad! been a while since i played with you both, always fun totake care nyaow
>>521222226you played like shit
>>521222357Stay blocked french turd
>>521222357I always do.
>>521222357I am the worst slommer.
salmon can't run they don't have legs.
>>521223015
stop bullying salmon
>>521223015They do, they're just very small
>>521223074what the frick
salmon waddle
>>521223074holy...
>>521223074Animate this
cap
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>>521224758cap's secret booba
>>521224758sex with the hobo woomy
24yo woomy
>>521224758>Off modelHer breasts aren't that large
Woomies would be better if they had big woobies.
>>521225118it's been years since 3 came out, that's what she'll look like in 4
>>521225118she looks better like this.
>>521225259No. That's what veemo are for.
>>521225372Veemos only exist to be killed by woomies.
Winefest:white wine vs red wine
>>521225516No yebby will ever woom you. Woomcel
>>521224443
stop bullying veemos
>>521225653Red wine is objectively superior. Tastier and more fruity But I like Marie so I'm going white wine
slop
>>521225259Fake woomy fan
>>521225653vs rosé or Champagne (or beer as the joke/everyman choice) in Splat 3.
>>521225816No
>>521225750It tried...
>>521225653White wine, you're not supposed to have red wine with fish.
Could nono explain to us the intricacies of wine as a french person
>>521226609I'm more of a hard cider kinda guy
>>521226917Fake Frenchman
>>521225816
>>521227715Cod I wish that were me
>>521227715
>>521227715This is what nono has to endure sharing this general with the clique
>>521209892Nono
>>521227715Panic, squinty, ä and Happy Sky
There is no clique, we're only 11 active players
Out of the top 5 players here I'm the 3rd strongest.
>>521230693I miss you soup
Kold is so bad he lost the Worst /ink/er Tourney while abusing the nzap kek
>hydra makes bad super jumps>goes afk once we lose the lead
>>521231648Not the first time a Hydra player went AFK during a match
Fryefags wouldn't like being with a real brown girl the moment they realize how disgustingly smelly they are
>>521231930frye wouldnt like a racist peace of shit like you either?
>>521232164Got real life experiences buddy
>>521231930Stay lonely
>>521232164its objective, they either smell like they're slathered in shea/cocoa butter or like a greasetrap i say this as a brown girl enjoyer
*sniff sniff*smells like squid
>>521231930What do brown creatures have got to do with squids?
>>521232164I can vouch for him. I'm white and the only women who gave me attention were everything except white and they always smell awful.splatoon
I don't feel like playing anarchy anymore.
>>521233901What happened
>>521233935I lost interest lately.
>fryeschizos so broken lately they bring up idpol out of nowhere
>>521233901Cute woomster like this deserves headpats.
>>521234075I get ya. Open rooms have been sterile featuring the same 4 people
>>521234703>t. Blocked
>>521231930>>521233125One of these is nono.
>>521235653He samefags a lot so i wouldn't be surprised if they were both him.
>>521235653as expected
>>521235653>>521235832>>521235938Not your scapegoat
>>521236807Wrong generalthere is no zelda general lmao
>>521236807squid game?
>>521235832>he [citation needed] a lot
>>521236807>only splatoon amiibo can unlock outfits>zelda or any other amiibo don't do a single thing in splatoonWhat a waste.
I want them to completely revert the paint buff .52 got in S2. Weapons should either be able to kill or paint, not both at once.
>>521237390Nogami wants to win when he's using it
>>521237390There should be a non-damage special that paints 1/3rd of the map
>>521237605Aerospray...
>>521234703stay blocked
>>521233901My anarchy experience lately Happened 5 times today
ooh..
>>521238397is she not wearing her leggings?
>>521238397She's not wearing leggings,it's her skin obscured by her pantaloonsShe's... bottomless
>>521234703I stopped joining open rooms long ago, the current ghetto league system they implemented a while back plus the overall low population make them very unfun. I don't want to put up with the same handful clan troons on VC for an hour straight.
I thought I would have at least traded doing a flashy wall squidroll but the enemy was less skilled than expected
>>521238397Best Goblin
My original assessment back in S2 was correct, there's no reason to keep playing a Splatoon title after support is dropped.
>>521240193Sheldon's picks soon, trust the plan.
>>521240419LOL
>>521240473Callie's picks soon. Trust the plan.
>>521208556Why can't this happen in a pb?
>>521240193>being this hopelessly addicted to muh live service life cyclelmao just fucking play the game because it's fun, I don't know why retards just stop playing a game because it doesn't add a few things every couple of months anymore
>>521240553this is a fun ideaidol-sponsored weapons with paintjobs matching their respective color-scheme
>>521240716Because of fantasy, rainy, panic, cranberry and kold awful internet. Ironic that nono was known as the aero shitter with the worst internet but now he's the best player with much better internet out of the clique
>>521240728They lied to us by adding third kit data and they're getting away with it scot free.
>>521240728Because the game pairs me with the same 10 people for two hours straight.
>>521240728Cause it's not fun?
>>521240740Frye stamper with fizzy and cooler bc all she thinks about is food.
>>521240984So how does that make it impossible to perform?
>>521241951garbage clip, almost as bad as the french
>>521241951Good clip, trying this strategy next time I get Sturg TC
>>521240716It does. I don't like to share PB ones but thread has been mean to me lately. Feeling justified
>>521242409post good gameplay
>>521242521homo
>>521242521The fred kneels
>>521242521>lately
stop replying to him retards
>>521242521Nice wipeout Carrier Boy.
>>521243003>/ink/>ignoring baitTop Kek
>>521243003NoI don't give a shit about the drama, I'm here to get good
>>521243003Oh right that was the kold schizo. My badHe likes to fake having interest in me I know he doesn't give a shit and is just using me to get to kold but sometimes I wish I had someone that genuinely liked what I do
>>521243258>I'm here to get goodgood luck lmao, all the good players left
>>521243258Based st/ink/er learning the dark arts
>>521243307No one here does so fuck off please
>>521243397That's why we're making more>>521243581Faggot
>>521243003We're just giving him some love. And he will always take this love, every time, everyday. No matter what.
Nono is the type of stereotypical villain that can be defeated through the power of friendship. Too bad it only happens in bad writing fiction
>>521243258If you dont care about drama put a trip on so i can filter you.
>>521244072Don't tell me what to do
>>521244852okay attention whore
It's all so tiringWoomy.
Talk about the gamePost clipsHost roomsDon't let the general die
>>521246756why would i care about a general that excludes other players while at the same time they glaze horrible people who ACTUALLY unironically talk shit about others behind their back.
>>521246756I'm already in several cliques, this general can die for all I care
>>521247384She's looking at a weyy
let it godon't let it become a zombieRest In Peace
being blocked means your behavior is not liked. simple as.
>>521246756I was making splatfest arrangements with my waifu my bad
>>521246756I don't use this general that much anymore because of Him
>>521247560RIP Damage Up. You will be missed
>>521247703More surprised it isn't looked down on since other generals I been to the blocker often the one to get blacklisted by everyone else. Even so still cliques regardless and shitalking lol.
>>521247703People can change if you give them the chance. People overreact when they feel left out
>>521247984it just shows how much ink is ran on cliques. i dont care how weird or annoying nono is, youre a piece of shit panic.
youre also a piece of shit grezar but i understand having an autistic melty over a turf war match.
>>521241172If you think that then you have no reason to stick around just for updates or Splatfests anyway
You can stop falseflagging now, nono
I'm AFKing half of my matches but there's nothing else worth playing in the market. Videogames are dead.
>>521248326>>521248932+5 NonoCoin has been deposited into your account
>>521248310this thread is evidence he hasnt changed
>>521247909>>521248326>>521248932>>521249131You don't play the game
Splatoon?
black listing people is so cool and le wholesome <333
>>521247384She saw veemo taking her shirt off and see big veemers bouncing around.
it's weird how utterly irrelevant glooga dualies have been throught 3's lifetime
>>521249476I really wish they didn't make Frye so ugly.
>>521249131>>521249215nigger i dont care about this game or general and people like you arent going to make me come back
I am so lonely. All the other /ink/ers are disgusted of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think my internet connection is unstable. They block me for using aerospray MG and posting clips in their name. And as I get better at it, they despise me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Frenchoid, I don't even get a real name. Only a nationality. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single anon in the entire thread would care. Take it to the archives
>>521249571gloogas and dousers are just too slow for 3's lightning fast pacingdousers especially
>>521249712>Noone
>>521249604No one cares that you're gone, sperg out elsewhere
>>521249604how can we make you leave?
wow why is it always the same 4 inkers who post ggs pics. wow i wonder why theres less people on. wow why is the general full of the same narcissistic teehee spammers but when another narcissist spams their gameplay clips he gets black listedhow do we save /ink/ bros???
>>521250193meds
>>521250193Get off my thread, tourist.
>>521250057Buy me a switch2 and mario world kart so I can play with /smbg/They won't block me like you people did.
>>521249821stock gloogs are too slow, but decos are fast and have a very scary main for 3's maps. i guess the main problem is just "use squeezer". dozers would be so, so much better in 2. imagine dozers on arowana. you can't approach them. no paint tho.
>>521250443ive been here longer than you retard.
Uh oh nono is having a melty!
>>521242521>kold just slowly w-keying into frame with tetras in the last few seconds shooting at literally nothingkek the jokes write themselves
>>521249712His internet connection IS unstable
>>521249712>invincireddit
>>521250648every fucking day with you
>>521250193namedrop said 4 people
>>521250764Because you keep giving him attention, retard.
Imagine a world where Nogami gave us the third wave of dlc and third kits. Imagine if Splatoon 3 got a Switch 2 edition and you can have matchmaking with better tick rates with only Switch 2 owners.
>>521250962>just ignore the bullies and they will stoplol
>>521251104i wouldn't completely rule it outthere could be a switch 2 version later down the line
>>521251104
>>521250447Shouldn’t have bought your OLED Should have perished the car accident
>>521251104Trvst the plan.
>>521251235How many times do we have to tell you retards that dividing the playerbase is a shit idea?
Let it go.
meanwhile lets praise some weaselly little faggot that "hides" behind a mask whenever he has a schizo melty over kold. B-BUT WE DONT LIKE HIM CAUSE HES GOOD AT THE GAME WE SWEAR. HIM BEING ANNOYING SPAMMING HIS FLEXLION MODS IS DIFFERENT >>521250648
>>521251417Not in this case. I want to play with other adults that have money, not poorfags and kids.
>>521251286Minor grammatical errorLaugh
>>521251104Frankly it'd only make a difference in Japan. The game's been dead for almost a year, nobody's gonna come back for 3rd kits.
>>521251501chav pls
>>521250627It's someone either falseflagging as me or defending me. Maybe tdifferent anols but not me
>>521250864>>521103553>>521138364>>521139986>>521222796
>80 posts left of this shitgrim
>>521252034Can you read yourself before sending your post. How many typos can you make in a single sentence.Phoneposters ruined 4chan
>>521251065Goth woomy isn't wearing any spats
I'm so glad they never patched out her "fuck" word.
>>521252736Utsudders...
>>521252736>splatlingfucking secondary
>>521252736I still like Pearl better than her.
>>521252849I'm guessing this was before the artist knew any better. Full pic had Shiver with a Splatana, but everyone other idol had their actual weapon of choice.
>>521252508>Can you read yourselfesl third world babble. doing the needful saaar
>>521253069Pay no attention to that typo.
>>521253207Being racist won't get your sausage wet
>>521253352how much ink resistance is everyone else besides callie wearing?
>>521252849This came out before her weapon was revealed lol, maybe catch up
>>521253421why do femcels always bring up sex? is it because they cant help it since theyre whores and have nothing else to insult you with?
^moid
>>521254086Bet she stinks good.
20th BBC award >>521253908
>>521253352Of course the casuals never care about Big Man
>>521252736the VA speaks english too
>>521253069You guessed right its from a month after the game was released. >>521253498Callie is to short everyone else is closer than she is none of them are stepping in her ink
>>521254370Only homos do.
>>521254370Couldn't even get DC's weapons right.Gatekeep secondaries.
>>521254493Liking Big Man is the straightest thing a Splatoon fan can do besides not playing Splatoon
>>521254897Dishonorable, meant for >>521254538
I bet you’re going to main reefslider in world aren’t you faggot
>>521255335I don't play Mario Kart.
>>521255460Good I don’t want your lag in my lobby
>>521255335Closest thing I have to woomy
>>521255335Uh actually Reefslider is a shark. This is a DolphinSharks in the Mario world are called Sushi and look like pic rel
>>521255335day one cataquack mainor woomy if she gets back in
>>521255690Shiver...
Anyone got that webm of the bloblobber just lobbing from his base for 5 minutes with this piece playing?https://youtu.be/SAogRjTBP4Y?si=oUwf93HEf-vw32DY
>get back to the game after long time>teammates are still shitty as hellfeels like coming back home
>tfw no utsu
>>521257848Utsunow
this yours?
>>521261042We know Shiver wears that shirt
>>521261042n-no...
I'm so tired of these backlining shooters.
>>521263141*spam splatbombs* I'm contributating :))))
So does Lil Judd want to kill Judd or just stalk himI'm confused about his secret scrollWhy are Judd's toe beans his method of attack
>>521265769Lil Judd is a clone that Judd made after splat 1. For reasons he hates the fact he is a clone and wants to kill the original then he can be the "real" Judd
>>521266404I know that, I'm confused about his scrollWhy is he judging his fur quality and beans?
>>521267187He's jealous of Judd, hence why he's neglected grooming himself apparently.
>start game>vs double dreadHomeXA
Lil Judd? Nono? They both just yearn for love and care yet have been denied it. That's how villains are born.
>>521267646enjoy your 10 minute ban when you start the game back up.
I ordered a yebby 2 weeks ago and still nothing.
>>521270357Yebbies imports were halted due to tariffs
>>521270357>mail order yebridesWhy subject yourself to empty love?
>>521270512Do you have any contacts in the yebby black market? It wasn't me asking, for the record.>>521270548The yebby drought finally got to me...
>>521253352Marie: Side running
wtf...
>>521271856Happy smug yebbies... Mwah.>>521272254Slamon when you get unbanned next month?
>>521272254Lol
>>521272721Fish? Is that fish I hear?
>>521272283Wisdom won, Frye said so.
I can host fsh at the hour for one king.
>>521272804It was a joke... But I can fish if somoene else doesn't mind hosting, I don't trust my internet.
im not joining.
>>521273543(You) weren't invited anyway, chud
>>521274170the forced yebweyy queue
>>521273147>>521272804>>521273208S Room @ EVP 300 going up, let's do some dailies
>>521273098Who is also an Eel
>>521274512Thank you for hosting! It's slamon slaughter time.
>>5212745122/4
>vs two reef weapons, a Neo Splash and CExploNot today Satan, Crableg is my domain.
>wave starts>3 yebs booyah at the same timeLife is so beautiful.
>>521275397woomy dropping her hydra on her toeouchie
>>521276716Tunak tunak tuun, tunak tunak tuun, tunak tunak tuun, da da da
>>521277718https://files.catbox.moe/yl6vbf.mp4
GGGGGGGGGGGs yebber!! Thank you so much for hosting and for that king kill, fls were a bit extra uncooperative tonight, but I trust your fish killing skills.Take care, until next time!
anyone wanna play some open?
>>521280705GGs my dude, uberfun coho kill>31 boss kills onlySloppy, must do better
>>521282789Next time, impress me.Also I dig your yeb's new style!
>>521281912I'm open to playing with anyone if you know what I mean
>>521284440same
>>521285071I'm gonna kill you
im at work
>>521285380are you actually wanting to play? i actually didn't know what you meant
>>521285730/ink/ers have rabies right nowTry another time
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