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20 hours until forced turf war
Late night yebby summoning circle...
>>521293393Oops, you did something wrong
>>521293514Fuck, let me fix it... *sacrifices u*
Yeb era
>>52129310548 whole hours of no ranked.
im just gonna play minecraft
>>521296082Play MonHun instead.
>>521296372ok
>>521296481Oke, invite me once you set things up.
>>521296531like right now?
>>521297690pothead
>>521297818Something about octolings and pots.
>>521296856I actually didn't think you would play along... Maybe later, if I have any idea of how to reach out to you and which one we would play.>>521298125So? Are you just going to stay there and not help them?
>>521298312I hate stinky dirty eighters so no
>>521298312Nope! They got in they can get out just fine on their own. Makes them feel cozy and safe like a cat in a box!
>>521298517Fill it with cement
im hungry
Hopefully the secret good player list doesn't carry over into Kirby Air Ride 2. I'm bad. Take me off the list please.
>>521257074
>>521302862Joey...
A world where chargers did not one-shot
>multiple people disconnect in a room>clearily a server issue >you get banned thoI'm going mental with this game
And now it's fucking 10 min ban not 5. It used to be 5, it used to be annoying but fine but now they gotta punish you on behalf of ragequitters by standardizing the bans. Taking your free time away preventing you to play the game you paid for
>>521310275It's true. It's like 50% of the time someone rq's the lobby is fine, and the other 50% they just crash the whole shit
Get better internet(You) complain about the $70 MSRP price tag + $19.99 Yearly NSO + $20 DLC but can't spare an extra $10 for an Ethernet cable or a better data plan
>>521312957make sure you eat the dog turds while you're licking that boot you annoying retard. If it was my internet I would be catching bans and timeouts which literally never happens. I am wired.
>>521293105what is the current turf war meta
>>521293105I forgot this game even existed until right now. what the fuck are we going to do?
>>521313095If you can't establish a proper connection to the host console the problem is on your endStop being stingy
>>521317926Marie abusing the C button to groom yebs...
You picked team night right anon?
Average Splattershot Nova k/d
>>521317926Sauce for this art?
>>521323381And that's a good thingSupport weapons supporting as they should
>>521324117https://x.com/AMboomoon/status/1910603737619378471
>>521323381You stole all the turf on the map. Poor guy could only get enough for three killer wailsThis is why I hate aeroniggers, actual pests
>>521324416BoohooFirst arrived first served
>>521324310Thanks, anon!
developing a woomy tulpa
>>521329420What's her prediction for third kits
>>521329662May 28th trust the plan.
My nintendo works at 3rd kit and he says there will be uncles.
>>521328625
My woomy is no longer mentally ill.
>>521332776There is no such thing as no "longer being mentally ill". Once you go schizo there is no going back
hey anon I'm going to be borrowing your yebby, I need to do some color matching for some detail work.
>>521333524wtf but my yebby is gonna miss his favorite tv show...
>>5213335243.61 inches long, 4.59 inches girth You can borrow my yebby anytime
Today's ceph of the day is a Yebby.I missed yesterday's, sorry about that. I'll post that as well in a little bit.
>>521333524It's okay, you can keep him.
Here's yesterday's.
>>521334021>3.61 inches long
>>521334952>ywn be bullied by woomiesWhy even live?
>>521334175Wait, if you miss something on the day of, you can't even view the content from previous days? What the actual fuck
This is why so many yebbies turn to veemos or become gay or incels.Woomies are despicable and will mock their weenies' length at any occasion. It's not my fault, it's my genes fault. I was born like this I shouldn't be mocked for something out of my control.Yebbies deserve better. They deserve veemos
>>521335465yeah, trash deserves trash
>>521335343for some things if you open the little "rating" menu there's a button that will take you back to a previous one
>>521335465veemo is lesbian, sorry
>>521335465Well said brother
>>521336564>buying her foodHow expensive is a veemo gf in this economy
>>521335642What rating menu?
>>521336745If you can't feed her, you don't deserve her
Me on the right
>>521337246Rz...
>>521337007this thing, it's at the bottom of most news pages
>>521337617...Where are the negative options?
I hate fatfags
>>521337617I didn't notice the arrows before. But they also only take you to the content (in the same category/series) that you have viewed previously. Gatekeeping bullshit.
>>521334175He ain't nothing but a hound-dog.
>>521341264If splatoon 2 has 3 active players, I'm one of themIf splatoon 2 has 1 active player, he's meIf Splatoon 2 has no active players it means I'm dead
>>521341231/pol/ is a couple boards down
>>521341684>t. femoid
>>521337617frye is at 75% cute :D
>Lost series by comm errorIf I wasn't broke I'd throw my Switch into the sea right fucking now
>>521346759French internet
>>521346759you should drown in the sea
This is grim.
>>521348381I took your spot
>>521348602That's IT!
>>521347089..of semen
Teammates are trash tho. You stop babysitting them for one second they get wiped out
>RojoI miss you. But I know you're not my rojo
>>521352314Stop getting attached to people on the internet. I actually got matched with him a couple weeks ago, so he's still around.
>>521352715I can't help myself, it's my nature. I'm glad
Make way for the weyy
Make room for the woom
Make love to the yeb
>>521355954kill yourself
another nono clip. can we get a new thread? This one got ruined.
>>521359867No one here wants to post unless it’s for free art.
>>521310275don't you people have to piss? jack off? make a cup of coffee?
Odds open evens sanic.
>>521368265You're here forever
No fatties allowed beyond this point
so ded
>>521359867Is that reverse psychology? You actually like my clips and are asking me for more? Thank you. I will oblige
*siiip*
panic open at the hour.
>>521378267Can you unblock me real quick so we can play together like before
>>5213782672/4
Why can't the french surrender
>>521378529hmmmmm no
This jap nigga sucks balls even with a splatling. How comeProbably a wintrader
>>521379526Oh could he be grinding weapon freshness like I did. That would explain it
>>521379526more likely a hacker, that's the final tableturf badge.
Yebby nap hours...
Why does panic hate nono again
>School hours endEvery fucking day, yo
>>521382534Not fresh enough
>>521378957knockknock
>>521383404Up
>>521382073
It's incredible how some people refuse to push even when it's clear the way is cleared and safe. Yeah let's wait for the enemy to respawn you fucking retards
>>521382534He plays a throwing weapon. Simple as
No throwing weapons only throwing players
Splatoon 4 leaked
>>521386345NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
GGs open
ggs open!
GGs open!
Open clique no french allowedDiscrimination based on nationality is unfresh
>>521386935Can you fuck offWe're like a dozen left in this general and none wants to play with you, you have no reason to be here anymore.
No one banning you because your french. stop spamming your shitty clips and go a retard somewhere else nono.
>>521385837So do you?
>open room ends>nono bashing beginsWho was in the room
>>521387830There are like 4-5 people left still joining open rooms, you figure it out.
Am I the only one hoping the next Splatoon game is a spinoff instead?We're three games in, maybe it's time to take a break from the main series and try something a little different.
I spent 3+ years here. I had a great time with you all. Good memories i cherish. I don't get it why suddenly I'm enemy number 1 for the simple act of sharing clips of moments I'm proud of. I'm a normal poster that respects those I play with. If we're few we shouldn't antagonize one another that's plain stupid.Does it all mean nothing to you? All the lobbies we made and joined together? Pbs? Those great bits of fun? I'll probably end up playing alone this splatfest because I'm not wanted anywhere. I hate being alone, got a heart too Can't we be friends again? At least playmates. I'd be grateful
>>521388480ꜱoyboy
This pathetic autistic manchild is begging for friends kek
>>521388839We're all "autistic manchildren" here. We all play Nintendo games. Shaming is stupid
>>521388378such as?
i just want more octarian burp music
>>521389589Imagine the Tako that sings these
>>521389670*BURP*
>>521388378dating sim and rhythm game hybrid where you can romance the various splatband members and play every piece of music across the series
GG hs and ct
>>521388378splat but turn-based strategy on a hex field with turf mechanics
>>521390408GG!
>>521390464This would be kino
>>521390464I'd buy
>>521390290idolspl@tster
>>521388480i beg you get a lifestop scrolling /vg/stop trying to get attention from us
>>521388378a lethal company clone since switch 2 will have vc built in
>>521388480Stop taking everything so seriouslyI don't give a shit about the drama, I don't care if you join my lobbiesOne less pubshitter is always a good thing
>>521391017There is no life to get. I found a place where I'm not a failure I'm sticking to it
Splatoon offers me an escape from reality and my shitty life condition and past trauma. Without this game and this thread I would have ended it
>>521393408Stop escaping and embrace sweet release. There is a woomy waiting for you through that noose
>>521393408You should confront the problems in your life not escape from them
>>521393408Do a squidroll
>>521388480>>521393408Are you trying to get our sympathy through pity? Not happeningYou really think and act like a woman. Pathetic cunt
>>521394947Shut up homo kek
hey, (heh)is your tacticooler running?
>>521395836yes, why?
>>521396097Well, you better go catch it!
>>521396397STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER
>>521396397>>521396473My friend did this prank once and the recipient called the police on him.
>>521397785People are so bitch made
>>521390464>Use the same engine as Mario + Rabbids>Have Inklings Vs Octarians Vs Salmonids>Call it "Splattactics"
>>521398402which one, kingdom battle or sparks of hope? because those use completely different battle systems
In this world, concrete flowers growHeartache, she only doin' what she knowWeekends, get it poppin' on the lowBetter days comin' for sure
>>521399439I sit next to her. Me on the left.
>>521399439If it was up to meI wouldn't give these nobodies no sympathyI'd take away the pain, I'd give you everythingI just wanna see you win, wanna see (if this world were mine)
>>521400595https://youtu.be/0atRkH3SnqY?si=ONH1J_xTAnPGtbOP just so happened this track was starting when opening the webm. All smiles
peetzer acquiredready to blob
>Brinewater/Mako TC
>>521403058mako is one of the best tc maps though?
>>521403262It’s an okay map
>>521403262it's not
>>521403262It's the default TC map. Gets stressful and snowballs easily if your team gets sloppy and drops the pressure though
>>521403262The best TC maps are Hagglefish and Bluefin.
>>521406754>HagglefishFuck no, that's probably the worst
>TCMahi Mahi and Eeltail>CBInkblot and Wahoo>SZRobo, Sturgeon and Shipshape>RMHammerhead and Undertow
>>521406754>bluefinAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>521407702>hammerheadlol, good one anon
>>521407702This is a list of the worst maps? RM Undertow shouldn't be there.
>>521407992its the easiest one to win if you literally just pushdont even bother trying to engage the other team, just move the damn thing forward and abuse the billion walls and ledges
>>521399704 That's fine >>521400595It go in, out, do it real slowBaby, you a star, strike, poseWhen I'm, with you, everything goesCome and, put that, on my, soul
>thread is dead during splatfestIt's truly over
>>521409673it hasn't started yet?
>>521409673That's not for another hour.
good morning sir i love you long time
>>521410346No one loves me not even Frye. She'd block me too
>>521410486I love you, but you keep turning my advances down. Is it because I'm black?
>>521410346Imagine the smell
>>521411178My heart belongs to someone else
>nono blog hourMaybe we should let the general die. At least the ocs were on topic.
>>521411924>At least the ocs were on topic.LMFAO NO
>>521411924He just wants to play with the thread and be unblocked. It's a simple request
>>521411924nobody here orbits him this much besides you lil bro you aint funny
>>521412251and it will be denied, because he refuses to change
>>521412251stop talking in third person.we know its you
>>521412363Change how?
>>521412574-get better internet-play something else than aerospray-stop littering the thread with shitty clips-stop saying creepy stuff about woomies-stop joining lobbies you're not welcome in -stop being french
>>521413154Not happeningMaybe sometimes, still my mainNah I'm proud of my clips I will share them for you to seeWoomies inspire me these poems I never do. I leave when toldImpossible
>>521413685Never changeIt would be really really funny
>>521412251>stickfag>wififagno
>>521413845>stickfagI'm not???
>map I like and I'm good at>map I dislike and I'm bad at>get the bad map 5 out of 5 times3-2, whatever. >We're in control! >We lost control! >We're in control! >We lost control! >We're in control! >We lost control! >We're in control! >We lost control! >We're in control! >We lost control! Holy shit lol
wifi is ok if you're close to the router
>>521414327We were playing handicapped
>>521414694true. I've been dating my router for a year now and never had any problems
nightfags we're off to a good start
Happy Splatfest /ink/, I'm annoyed I need to go do shit exactly when it starts.Meet me in a few hours Morningbros.
>>521415259the absolute state of fryefags
>>521415259I think this is a lock for night, everyone knows degenerates and autists prefer to do everything at night instead of at reasonable hours
>>521415259>dominates votes by 500x>can barely clinch by 0.38%>good startyeah no
where are the night rooms.
>>521415924I'm blocked from p's, ct's and gr's
>>521415924it's only 8 pm nightfags are just getting up
>>521415816the conch votes are always within 1% of each other like this, newfriend
I see multiple night rooms but they're all passworded
>>521412574A more serious answer is to learn to read the room and stick to your lane. You often say and do very retarded shit and double down when told not to. Don't just handwave it with "I'm le heccin' quirky autismal chungus," nobody would take issues with you if you just owned up to mistakes and kept quiet.
>>521416067>30.98%>34.32%>within 1%Octarian education.
>>521416209I hate discord niggers so much.
>>521415816conches have nothing to do with how good the team will do
>>521416209>>521415924Make a room, I'll join
feels great to be a cliqueCHAD
>>521416510You turned your back on this general and I await the day you realize your mistake.
>>521416067You mean the average of all players is not going to be overblown regardless of player numbers? Lol
>already getting mirrorsIt's over.
>>521416237But it amuses me to see reaction and outrage. It makes my life a little more lively being able to laugh
>>521416883Then stop crying about being blocked.
>>521416883Then live with the consequences.
>>521417296>>521417638Your lucky your not saying this in person
>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirrorlegitimately how do I keep managing to join the most popular team every single fest
>>521417718The game is running on fumes.
>>521417713>your>yourfr*nchy....
>>521417801That is not a grammar error ESLs do that often, americans do it more. It's not him
>finally get a non-mirror>enemy team is 3 gold aeros and a galfag
>>521418105whatever you say nono
Where's team yebby?
>>521416883You don't want friends but toys to prod for your amusement, being an abrasive asshole will get you nowhere.
WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY GOOD SHOES IN STOCK
>>521418503All the good shoes are amiibo locked.
>hear the sound of 10x:D>conch clash mirror:(
my woomy conch clashing with her clone...
>>521417718>managingMaybe use your brain next time?
i forgot there was a splatfest, show me flopshredders
>>521418503>Oops! All Toesies
>>521419091elaborate on how using my brain is supposed to let me see which team is most popular
>>521419174
>almost to Defender>still have 0 clout because of all mirrorswhat a fun fest
>>521419346>still have 0 cloutJust like real life.
>>521419445>implying you have any more
>>521419337i want to have a consensual loving relationship with this woomy
>3 shifts>all 3 had 1 tornado wave>only got Nova during King Funni
>>521418456I take good care of my pets I can take good care of you
I wanna see if I can get to Ruler with 0 clout
Hi I'm back /ink/ Frenchoid is still pestering the thread?
>7 AM in BangladeshSee what I mean? They come like clockwork
it's funny how splashdownfags will panic-pop at the slightest amount of damage
He wouldn't be as annoying if you gave him what he wants
>>521421468Rangeban IndiaPakeestan zindabod
>>521420519Who that?
>>521420348>comparing pets to peopleSee what I mean? I'm trying my best to not just insult you and call it a night to show I'm earnest about this, but you make it very difficult.
can you feel it, /ink/the amount of ZR mashing going on in this match?
>>521421468Nice deflect, nono
>>521422552Not him Rajesh, seek help and get off my general
>>521422451Pets are very precious to me?
>>521421968nono said in the discord that he popped panic irl
>>521422264humanized finn
>>521422847Leave Joey alone with your nono shit
forced wins are real
>>521422682Do I really have to explain it? Even if you don't mean it that way, likening would-be friends to mere pets is reductive. You're supposed to see eye to eye to people you want to befriend, and this tells us that deep down you don't see any of us as equals.
>>521424336NTA but pets are friends and familyDo you live alone or something
>joey actually playing while the rest of /ink/ schizoposts about namefag boogeymanyou love to see it
>>521424776But the real game is not available for another 47 hours...
>>521391280No thanks, we have too many furfags in the community as it is
>>521424872splatfests ARE the real game, nonny
>>521424872Huh? Turf War never goes away, anon.
>>521424872SR is always open though
Team Night Hosting 1/4>msgk moonrunes
why do people feel the need to pick aeorspray and ruin the game for me?
>>521424941>>521425074Turf war is boring and only the last 10 seconds matter.
>>521425753low skill floor + low skill cieling + extremely overtuned and constantly recieves more power
>>521425634>missed out on this room because I picked the wrong teamOh well.
>>521425907Oh when you said "real game" you meant "youtuber fanfic easy mode," no wonder people were confused.
Eepy rainy
>>521424580I agree, but do you talk to your IRL friends the same way you talk to your dog? No.The point I drive home is one is an unequal relationship and the other requires both parties to be on equal footing to work. Nono should be more humble and empathetic if he wants people to keep him around in the long term.
>>521426179I'll rehost, I was waiting for a few minutes with no joins so I just started.
>>521426426As if they will ever give him another chance. Look what happened with Orion.
>>521427837Orion grew upNono did not
OCfag for life
>>521426570I mean I didn't pick night.
>>521428238sad
New Maps, so Team Night 1/4 >msgk moonrunes
>>521428605will reopen if someone wants, queueing with 2/4
GGs A
>>521428990GGs S.
bros it's been 30 days since my last name change and i ran out of ideas! plz help with ideas
>>521430545Kold stan Foot licker Nono alt
>>521430545Still Ballin
>>521431315Ballin is a child rapist no matter what name he chooses.
>sunken scroll had a whole page of redacted shit on this character>nothing ever came of itdoes nogami just like cockteasing us with incomplete lore or something
>>521431630all homos are
>>521427837What happened with Orion?
>>521430545stay ballin its iconic
unblock me
Finally a good win, 2b
>>521433329no
>>521431662Considering the amount of shit Nogami has burnt in the kitchen lately it's for the best
Who else is playing splatfest while listening to kpop???
>>521427837You can't do much about the people who has ditched him, this is more so he stops burning any more bridges.
>>521431662We didn't get any continuation on all the hints that Lil' Judd is controlling Grizzco / affiliated with Salmon, either.
>>521433785absolutely notKpop sounds like trash. Their garbled, disgusting mouth noises ruin every beat they touch.
>>521434098Name one anon that still tolerates him(you can't)
>>521434381kpop sounds good to me
>enemy team has d/c with a minute left>we still loseway to go, timmies
I thought Joey had protagonist plot armor and never lost
>>521435179he does
>>521433785https://youtu.be/jhoMntCF8cM?si=ON_NC8cBhfovrCfW j-funk tonight
>>521435179Yeah, but the timmies have FLAR armor which overrides it
gg's 2b,I'm big mad about all of the mirror matches so I'm out for now
it's mirrors all the way down
My wife.
>>521437783Also my wife.
>get stomped>wait ~90 seconds to queue again>get matched up against THE SAME EXACT ENEMY TEAM>get stomped againflar
I think only eight or nine matches were non-mirrorsThis is the lowest amount of clout I've ever reached Ruler with
>>521439153>All 12 my matches are against night.>Won 8 out of 12 of them.>2 of them was x10 ones.Meanwhile I haven't seen morning at all.
I hate reaching king rank because it means I have to come back to shit real life.
>>521439426fuck off
>>521439652>not having other interests like drawing to fuel your splatoon lovengmi
I saw drop (the movie not the /ink/ player).
>>521420519I appreciate your dedication to posting the fish
>>521397785>>521390127>>521386642I need to ink her splatzones
he was a good kitty
>>521441403Damnsorry bro
>>521441403Sorry to hear about your cat and I hope he lived a long happy life. I know that feeling very well when it comes to losing a pet.
>>521441403im really sorry to hear that
>>521441403I hope he rests in peace, I will keep your kitty in my thoughts tonight
>>521435462its sounds good
>>521441403I'm sorry for your loss, he looks like he a sweetie
>>521437275sex with Fuwa
>>521441403F
>>521441403Condolences
>>521441403Rest in peace, good kitty. My condolences, anon.
>>521432436Pretty sure babt or ballin bullied him out. Ironic coming from the OC era faggots who were just as cancerous with their tranny role playing.
I believe Shittoon 2.5 is......ASS! When do we actually get a real sequel that can rightfully be called Splatoon 3? Because all the updates and patches have been weak shit that never addresses the damn issues. NEVER!
>>521453137We missed you Excel
>be Team Afternoon>play at midnight>lose to Team Night>win against Team Morning
Look, an oxymoron!
>>521430545Butt Floss>>521417718You’re just basic, I tell ya what.
>>521458353I loled
>>521458775I replied to my own post
>>521458353You're a aerogay users
>day old thread during a splatfestroflmaoanyway i played four games and splatoon 3 still has this one team is just considerably better than the other matchmaking huh it's no wonder the game is so dead
>>521460693I only played up to champion just to go play Wild Assault. I feel like Splatfests always happen at the worse for me though.
Nothing personal.
we're just the maggots in the desiccated corpse that is this series
>>521461493Waiting for the great bird of promise to carry us away in its beakGive us more, Nogami
>>521461087Nono was out for blood
man tricolor was such a wasteanother one of those stupid changes just so they could put it on the back of the box
is my nono on? im bored
my niggy*
I'm always on
*hic**sniffle**quiet whimper*
Anyone want to catch a quick king? I need a break from turf bullshit
Haven't picked a team yet. Who wants to play with me? I'll make it worthwhile <3
>>521463752Woomy got the belt...
>>521463802I pivked afternoon. Sorry nightlads
did you preorder your switch 2 yet?
>>521441403o7
What the fuck
>>521466048No. Not until my pathetic country lowers the price of the thing. $630 is a bit out of my buying range.
>>521462421tricolor is better than shifties on averageturf with an objective >>> turf with a random gimmick
>>521466048Nah. I'll buy one when Splatoon 4 or Xenoblade 4 is announced.
>>521463802>cropped cp
>>521466048Not buying the Splatoon machine till it gets Splatoon.
>>521466048the new mario kart looks fantastic so yes
>>521466048No, but I'll get around to buying it a few months if not weeks down the line.
Licking the juices of a woomy's clam
>>521470585Ew
>>521472486>even slower>even worse designed tracks>excessive animations>no customisation anymore>still item spam central>worthless open world padding>still a mayo kart
>>521472734Bait or mental retardation
>>521472734>all previews have been at 100cc>no>good thing>good thing>it's fucking mario kart>wait for the direct>yeah that's why i'm buying it
>>521472734Mario Kart 8 has had a 200 CC mode for a while now and I do not doubt World will have it as well.
>no woomyit's worthless.
>>521472912>have never shown 200cc existing>similar track elements have been dumbed down, made safer or made wider>needless budget expenditure that could've been used to make more of better first party games>you only say it's a good thing because mk never managed to balance customisation to not railroad itself into one optimal archetype>yes, it's fucking mario kart (disgusting)>already seen pre-race "rallies" being nothing but padding in the streams>you're stupid for buying it
woomy is paid dlc
>>521473194nagger
>>521466048no but I will for korby
>matchmaking has surprisingly not been so bad on my way to royalty>last handful of matches get placed against two silver x-rankers on the enemy team four times in prohaha simply epic
>>521473117>no smashfag roster autismand that's a good thing!
why did splatoon 3 fail to procure a sex symbol like 1 and 2
>>521474583>big man
>>521474583Shiver.
>>521470457Doug Bowser says maybe help your pathetic wallet and just stick with Switch 1 lol
>>521474583you don't like the dlc splatfest outfits for squid sisters and off the hook?
>>521474583stop being retarded
>>521475895ugleh
>>521475895trans icon of splatoon
thread extremely dead albeit splatfest
>>521477927>forced turd warthread extremely dead because of splatfest
>2 100x wins and 3~4 10x wins in the span of an hourTrying to salvage Afternoon's upcoming crushing loss
>10x conch clashlmao
Today's ceph of the day is a Veemo!
Area cup finals soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUCChkX3ig
>Win x333 match>Pull two Shell-Out jackpotsToday must be my lucky day.
>>521474583Frye? Retard
notice who called >>521474583 retardedwhy are frye fans so childish and insecure
Am I the only one that saw the bait post like a tree in the middle of an open field? Am I the only one who knew why they made that post and that they replied to themselves? Maybe I've been here too many years and just know shit posters inside and out, doesn't help how fucking obvious they are and have been for the past decade. Shit posting not only used to mean something, it was done by people who knew how to shit post. Now it's just literally any lonely retard desperate for attention because no human in the real world will offer it to them even if they had to pay for itWhat's worse is the people who reply like it was a legitimate post, really you fucking dumbasses? No sex symbol in splatoon 3 "like 1 and 2" as if that wasn't punching you in the face screaming "MY POST IS BAIT PLEASE RESPOND"? All I ask is some self control, is it really too fucking much to ask?
>>521478460>>521480024No one cares, Fryjeets
>>521481024nice drivel i didn't read
>>521479735I just realized I hate watching this game.
>>521481586why would you watch it when you could be looking at cute woomies in high res
>>521481024talking about splatoon 3's failed sex appeal potential is still better than irrelevant spamming/flooding about /ink/ers
>>521481737nice post hypocrite
Opening team night lobbyRace segregation lobby (enter as octoling for 10% extra synergy bonus)I'll activate one party exp boostPlayer name starts with D
>>521481015>ignores the shiver image?
>>521479735>open stream>everyone just fucks around on the periphery of the zone while two snipewriters trade paint and zone control back and forth (while spamming coolers)how is this much different from that funny clip where two jets spam missiles at each other on starfish
>>521482169iwas distracted
>>521475486Doug Bowser is a corpofaggot and I hope he's shit-canned and violently dragged out into the fucking streets and fucking bludgeoned aggressively. Fuck Doug Bowser and his fucking faggot simps that defend him, they can all eat shit.
>>521479735standard splatfest tournament stomp where only one top player shows up and carries because the others are busy farming pro queue
>>521482327Nintendo has been pro-corpo since before Iwata
>>521482195you can't get 10-15 coolers a game
man i miss splatoon 2
i have splatoon 2
>>521482696then go play it? it still exists?
>>521482819>Not enough players!
man i miss cute woomies
>>521483279aim better then
>>521482238distracted by what, the cock in your ass
Weyy for Frye
N'cha!
>Avatar/Signature use
Woomies should give a lick, I'm strawberry-flavoured.Please don't bite my popsicle. Try my tongue
How can you act so gay yet still be straight. I don't get it
>>521487894>strawberryWouldn't you rather be Sakura tea flavored since it's the Springfest. Strawberries won't start to grow till Summer
>>521489103Uhm... yes
Tea is gross
no
is there a pb today?
i drink BLACK COFFEE straight with NO SUGAR because i'm HARDCORE and MANLYtea bitches are WEAK and their HERBAL PISS is DREADFUL
>>5214819293 more roundsV
>>521490238This but unironically
I smoke my tea
>>521491238DUDE WEED LMAO
i drink my coffee with black teai told you im hardcore
>>521491314
>>521491521I drink water instead of any of that poison.
Passing the joint with Marie and Harmony
>2025>Doesn't smoke cigarettesWere you bullied in school, retarded, or perhaps both?>B-but it kills youYes, and? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?>I-it's addicting!!!No it's not, except if you're underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.>It's...IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!Who forced you to buy a pack every day, you fucking peat-gavel.
I'm actually not inhaling any smoke. I'm waiting for them to be intoxicated and incapacitated to have my way with them without having to ask firstLater I will fake having no recollection of what took place to make it seem like "it just sorta happened"
>>521492592enjoy your lung cancerat least you don't vape
>>521492592>reddit spacingyour average mariefag btw.
>>521492637You don't need to ask Harmony she's always willing
She will make you numb... from her neurotoxins
>>521492592i'd rather sniff 102 octane on a track day desuit's got a pungent kick, makes you feel alive
>>521492592you smell like shit
The first kiss will be your last
>>521493456>>521493957I don't need any more toxic bitches in my life
uggggh-
3922 1313 3427
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>enemy win by spamming instrike*sigh*
>>521497197Outskilled
>>521491314If the question was when do you like to smoke the most I would have gone team morning for wake n bake
I keep forgetting that fizzbang exists.
Getting insta killed by the octobrush way beyond its range should have been enough of a warning>get garbage pro powerWhatever I don't care
>>521498342why is it always squelchies
>>521498208dogs won
>>521388480nono please, people wouldn't mind half as much so long as you weren't this obnoxious. If we read the thread and half of the posts are from you then yeah we're going to get tired of it like we would with anyone else. If you're going to cry for help to a random group of people that come here to shitpost and play the game and force them to read about you and your own struggles, don't be surprised when we tell you to sort that shit out on your own.please do yourself a favor and log off of /vg/ for a week or two. Go for a walk, write a diary, maybe talk to a doctor or counselor.>>521393964seconding this
Or just unblock him and act like everything is fine
>>521499228Nice try, but nobody wants to put up with a social liability like yourself.
>>521499318Not a liability in-game
PB 0/10
goddamn it this nigger joined
I see only 2 shirts that aren't blue
>>521500182We needed a team afternoon respresentative
What.
Fr*nch ruining PBs with shiternet
Damn I tried. Sorry for being a liability
>>521501669You're the only one tryharding in PBs, get a grip.
>>521501830Wdym I'm just fooling around
You get mad when he's bad and madder when he's good. Just be happy for him
Fuck you for stealing my spot.
I thought I was tailing a flanker to our base but there was no one I was just being schizophrenic
>>521503253gg that was me
>dead timmy shooting a zooka shotAmerican internet
That was supposed to be RM.
>>521501830Well well well well
>>521492592artist source?
>>521504821>she hasn't mastered post death zooka jitsuEmbarrassing
>>521505460T's different, he could fool around and still win 1v4
>flounder twicegayyyyyy
GGs PB
>>521506509GGs
Did he leave?
>>521506743He's making people leave
GGs PB, hope you all have a good weekend-A
>>521506743GGs A and R
>>521498208cute otter
lol did T push him off the tower
>>521507348Had a quick family matter to take care of.
Repairing brella after kills is stupid
>sarcastic booyahchill out dude it's just a pb
>>521508119bonk
>>521508383That's been pissing me off too.
>>521508183undercover is stupid, that's why it's kneecappednot all stupid weapons are kneecapped, but undercover's been wisely held back from being anywhere near top tier viability, for a very good reason
I saw that.
god dammit
Panko...
C'est la panique
So close
>spectator during my favorite mapAll the fun I won't be having
flars all the way down
>>521511037Who are you, Joey can't lose. He's the main character
>>521511146Good writing involves setbacks. Joey's story is the best there is
>>5215111463 timmies with FLAR armor > 1 joey with plot armor
You saw nothing
NOOOOOOO
>>521512254Why woomer madI'll drink my hot chocolate
>>521512254Just a heads up. Your full name is visible on the website that starts with P.
>>521512254>small and bigger cupWhich one do I pick without making woomy angry
>>521512521you pick neither because they are both for her
>>521512672Sexsuho...
Victory stolen...
>>521512672Racism is leaving my body.
Oh I never noticed you couldn't change the music while in the waiting room
How do I keep getting sheldon tokens when I haven't played any new weaponsdon't you only get these from increasing freshness / star levels on weapons
>>521513810You get one per player level.
What a comeback.
.... I failed my jump miserably lmao
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/1hPrJjfkV4sH
GGs PB! Great fun as usual! Not enough afternoon shirts
ggs pb!
GGs pb
>>521466048I put myself in the waiting list for the kartless one but I haven’t been given an opportunity to buy one yet
>>521515704GGs! Thanks for hosting.
ggs pb
>>521515918lol I thought the S hairclip was some sort of monkey head until I realized it's in the shape of a chick.
ggsgsgs
>>521516137>nono is put in spectator mode during the second photoshoot just so he doesn't appear in plaza photos
hmmmm only seven GGs? this isn't addint up
>>521515741I need this Shiver.
Whip my dirty buttocks more mistress Panic. I'm a bad weyy in need of correction <3
>>521516137ggs
>>521516137sex with all these woomies
>>521517064drawfags do your thing!
I'd give any female a free cunnilingus if she asked. Even if she has a fungus infectionYour woomy's pleasure first
>>521515918WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO DRAW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521518178He pays for these bro.
>>521518108The french like their cheese moldy
>>521518178Those are commissions.
>>521518239>>521518290I have to pay? :/
>>521518379Yes, anon. You can pay to have your ceph drawn.
>>521518379you can beg for rz to draw your woomy chunkier
>>521518379Someone's time and efforts have value, this is why we block the french pest. He devalues our time
>>521518379You gotta be cool.
>>521518239>>521518290>>521518379that pic a lot of others I've posted on here are gifts or peeps drawing my woom for fun, mostly only lewd stuff are comms.
>>521518379Yeah. Or know people that draw.
Most artists here are so bad they're not getting any paid commission so they settle on drawing people's ceph for free in hope of one day making a name for themselves elsewhere like kier and mike
>>521519210Mike was already insanely popular before the first trailer came out.
>>521518809Thats because youre a good person surrounded by friends that love you.
>>521519210>kierlol
>>521519210Kier's art looked like something made by tumblrtrannies.
>>521518379of course you do, silly
This is you, /ink/
>>521519703That's not true, at least Laura is good at other things, I'm bad at everything.
I'm a mentally unstable but good-willed person surrounded by acquaintances that hate my guts
>>521519601Better than anything YOU ever drew
I’m low-grade tempted to now start drawing Ed Emberley-tier cephs and then work my way up (or not)
>>521519703She's a woman. She shouldn't have too high expectations of herself
>>521519814>good-willed
>>521521016From my perspective I'm the good guy unfairly treated
>>521520239
>>521521458AY!(Frye should KNOW HER GOD DAMN PLACE)
i'm glad we don't have girls heresplatoon is a MAN's game
>>521520115>Ed Emberley-tier cephsNever heard of the man (must be American thing), but if you can come up with this and do this consistently, then you have already made your way up. Not saying I like those aesthetically (I don't), but it takes skill and effort to do this.
>>521521458It is kinda funny that so many guys want the gamer gf but the moment a girl enters any gaming space they do everything in their power to kick them out then surprise Pikachu face that they can't find their gamer gf.
HOLY SHIT
>>521522620What happened? Do tell. 333x?
anyone on team night wanna open?
>>521523235Yes, we won 333 but the mirror match versionStill insane luck, it was also very close
>>521523739Name?
>>521523739I'm leaving now hop on the conch clash x33 team
>>521524340I don't see any such team in the pool
>>521518552I would like to be paid desu
>>521524556maybe they're still playing as Duo idk
>>5215246613 fiddies and a coke
>>521524837Gee, you really know how to spoil a drawfag, anon
>>521525557Diet coke for your fat ass
>>521525654That shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did, do you want a woomy or a veemo
i love this game i wonder how many angry japanese salarymen of middle age and oblivious skill shout at their tvs every evening in front of their wife and daughter
what's a good price to have my woomy drawni want to print it on photo paper so it has to be a high res woomy i think
>>521523827smooth squiggas
>>521526494Return of the bathroom?
>>521525947Why not both
>>521526494paying most skeb artists 60-70 dollars will make their week
>>521527512Pushing your luck
>>521527546Greedy
>>521527546that's really expensive im way too stingy for that im gonna learn how to draw myself
>>521527917and how much do you plan to pay for a switch 2 and splatoon 4?
>>521527998whatever it costs of course
>>521527952you should learn to draw because drawing is fun!
>>521527952>really expensive>pays that much for vidyaIk it’s not a fair comparison since games are interactive but still
hello can i get an image of pearl buying expensive wonder bread while deforesting areas surrounding camp triggerfish
>>521528623i remember this guy saying he pays in the 200 for most of his comms
>>521527497not yet
>>521528843She uses that jelly for sex
>>521528843>she's into weyyosBad woomy
>>521528843YOU'RE INKING YOURSELF
>>521528421about how long does an artist work on a $60 commission
the unholy trinity: octonigger, splatfest tourist, aerosprayon my team, every gamethank you nogami
>>521531179depends on the artists individual skill level/process but 3-5 hrs is a good range for a fully shaded and colored piece
>>521531237Stickfag son or aerospray daughter
>>521531629abortion
>can't even get any 10x or 100x because every fucking match is a mirrorgreat game nogami
>>521531590hm well i guess that justifies the price
Guys my girlfriend keeps losing ranked matches because she's sexually frustrated that she can't be inside me, what do I do :(
>>521531881dyke
>>521531881Beat her up.
>>521531179This anon >>521531590 explains it pretty well, not to mention a great deal of artists tend to undersell their work, some may take longer if they do multiple commissions or just take more time to draw, others quicker, but the effort regardless is still there
>finally get non-mirror match>75:25 stompthanks nogami
What's the Tricolor map for this Splatfest?
>>521532637Bluefin/Robo
1 king fish?
>>521532960>garbo and mediocre
>pro controller is starting to drift down, right stick only
>>521532960Oof
>>521533387buy switch2?
>>521533530>confirmed to not have hall effect sticks>when even chinkshit pads do nowThe ride never ends.
>>521533636confirmed to have more durable sticks doe
>>521533636stop manhandling your controllersI've been using the same joycons since 2019 and they don't drift
>>521532280Okay now what
>>521534103Based, keep doing it whenever she steps out of line.
>nightfags crying about mirrorsfunny
>>521534295>undecided 74
>>521534295couldn't be menot playing yet not night yet
you think you're safe?
>>521534295Who cares, Big Man's rigged to win every splatfest since last year.
>>521534609can't win if 90% of your team is stuck in mirror matches
>>521535009But you can win if all of your actual matches end in victories.
>>521535510>just get 100% win rate and you wingolly gosh
>try dapples again>get utterly raped and gaped by every single weapon with even medium rangehow did I ever get 5-star on this
>>521522616If these supposed "gamer girls" only ever want the hobby to cater to them, they deserve to be gatekept. The good ones are the ones that actually enjoy video games for the fun and challenge, not the ones that simply decided to enter a largely male space to get attention from guys with less competition from other girls. This shit ain't rocket science.
>>521530850Is that butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GAsvb5j6B4>#10: neo splash>#9: roller>#8: squeezer>#7: mint decav>#6: splash>#5: slosher>#4: 91>#3: pencil>#2: edit>#1: stamper
>>521531629Aerospray son
>>521537016>throwing weapon in the top 10
>>521537016>jewtuberopinion discarded
>>521533387get a q-tip and soak it in 91-99% alcohol, get some of it in under your stick
>>521533276Is this offer still up?
>>521538242sorry, busy nowi might ask again later
>>521538642All good.
>>521536382>not the ones that simply decided to enter a largely male space to get attention from guys with less competition from other girlsThat's the thing gamers say all girls are like that.
>>521534449Dead game.
>>521537016>try squeezer>lose>try stamper>lose>try edit>loseyou lied to me
>>521540004Have you ever considered that perhaps you're dogshit at the game?
>>521525654>>521527512
>>521542347good flopshreddergood big veemo
Yebby eating mochi.
>>521544892>mochine
Dude was at a switch2 event and he talked about the new pro controller gyro and splatoon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N2SpduWAXs&t=256s
hosting a night tc room on rotation.
>>521545431smoother / higher polling rate gyro won't mean shit if splatoon still has p2p online and 15 tick rate
Place your bets now. Who's in the lead?
>>521540131wait that's an option?this changes everything
>>521546436doesn't even matter, the halftime thing is always less than 1% from each other
>>521546664Have some whimsy for once
>>521546436my team
>>521546769hard to have whimsy about the halftime report when it's literally the same exact thing every single fest for 2 years now
clockwork
Can we finish the fest early. I hate turf war.
another seasonal fest win to big man
>>521546337room's up.
>>521547328told you (>>521546871)
Thank goodness no one fucking cares about this fest.
the seethe begins already
>>521547328I've lost a lot of morning matches so this makes sense.
>first tri-color>NOT a mirrornature is healing
Charmberry
>>521548081blob traitor
>>521547328Given the tricolour maps whoever wins half-time automatically wins triNight also clearly has votes and open already so..
wait I thought bluefin was supposed to be the most defender-biased map in the gameattackers capped both signals in the first minute
they should ban everyone with a negative wr from pro after half time on the losing teams
>>521548454He's 5-starred like 3 other weapons now, are you a tourist?
>>521548843im sure "he" can talk for himself
Me when one of the idols announces a multiplier victory battle but none of the winners are from /ink/
>>521549057so every single time
unblock me!!
>>521546368I hope to GOD that the tick rate and netcode and such is boosted and we get dedicated servers. It's 2025 and they need to fucking get dedicated servers for Splatoon already. They have ZERO fucking excuses this day and age that can't be shot down by smarter folks.>>521547328>Big Fag-Meme winningJust fucking save us all the fucking bullshit and say the fucking results of this and the next fucking Splatfest in this shitheap of a game lmao, and move on to Splatoon 4.
someone's mad
>>521550586he shouted calmly in french
based based based>>521550627seethe
>>521548552that's not how tricolor works, and hasn't for nearly two years now
>>521551474>>521550746It's called "Move the fuck on" kek, we all know how these Fests fucking end lmao so predictable, Nintendo dropped the ball on these Fests outside of Grand Fest l m a o
>lmao i'm not mad lmao lmao l m a o
>afternoon like 4% behind on conches>suddenly they're extremely close on open and ahead of morning?
I spent the last 13 hours trying to get a 100x or 333x battle only to realize that I can't in mirrors. I'm on team night.
yeah, bigmanfags are sweeping tri-color again
>>521551982Nobody cares lmao>>521554497LOL holy shit, every fucking time, it's all so tiresome and such
>>521554597you laughed at me when i talked about third kits fuck you
>>521554724Because at this point, it's not fucking happening, so noFuck YOU right back
>he's still malding
why is ballin like this?
>>521555987Too human
>>521554724yeah but everyone was right to laugh, you were wrong and we never got 3rd kits
>>521555063>He's still fucking simping for SplatfestsLOL ok faggot, I'll be over here just chillin' in Salmon Run>>521556223Absolutely everyone should laugh at that faggot
B-but muh anniversary...>watch Nintendo making note of the date with just a drawing by Seita or a video montage on YouTube
It's gonna be hilarious when doomkeks get btfo yet again.
>>521557885You said that last time.And the time before that.And the time before that.And the time before that.
>>521558061And yet you can't stop losing.
Sweatsuho...
fsh?
>>521559037ya
>>521559075opening, was trapped in splatcast hell
>>521559037Sure.
>>521559023dread makes me dizzy
>>521551989conches doesn't mean skillafternoom is simply playing better IN the splatfestAlso I think morning might be the least popular option if that means anything
Why don’t octolings paint spawn?
>>521561134why don't you?
>>521561391I do but only because the octoling never do it.
>>521561391a squid shouldn’t have to do the dirty work
ggs silly haircut room we got the boris
GGSR! Thanks for having me.
ggs fsh flopshredder power
New>>521563609>>521563609>>521563609
woomy in the darkcraving sunshine of her youthdusk till a pale dawn
