Minecraft Edition >NewsNew Community Workshop Project: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=241042TF2 SDK Released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=238809>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>520692734
>>520914460I wanted bare bear bone unusual but none of the effects look good
>>5209146972nd for fempyro
no, just fempyro
New reddit trend just droppedHow does /tf2g/ compare?
>>520915564Too much work , maybe later Iβm going to sleep.
>>520915564
>>520915314based
How many non-stock "hale's own"s do you have, and what are they? If any
>>520919189>>520919189None cuz I keep reselling n buying, also been using skin non strange shotgun. I wish it could count.
>>520915053Who doesn't love fempyro haha?
>>520919189I'm almost to a hale's own huntsman
>>520915564Holy based. I can't wait to fill this out when I get back home from work
>>520920365I wish I had a strange huntsman way back 7 keys it cost. Was too for me back in middle school
>>520920531Yeah honestly I just lucked out getting it early years ago. I came back to tf2 somewhat recently and checked the price of it and saw it had basically 10x. I think some tf2uber did a video about it that made it bloat in price hugely.
>>520920892Iβm coping that my unlock is better cuz I earned it
I'm confused when firing the ambassador, should I be aiming slightly left when shooting it? It sorta feels that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>520921236Do you wait for the accuracy to reset (the crosshair goes back to normal)? If not there's revolver bullet spread
>>520921369Yeah I try to but aiming slightly to the left from what I've briefly tried feels kinda right(though I'm unsure if that's just bias affecting my thinking).Like it sorta makes it so control the spread if you mistime it idk
>>520921236What are your interp settings? The actual hitbox is always slightly off from their model if they're moving around.
>>520921662Probably default considering I've never messed with them before
3 NIGASON CART
>>520921756Well either way the amby is always perfectly accurate on the first shot and then every 1 second interval.
>>520919189Most kills I have is rockets launcher with 2k. I used the original more but it unique. was the first item drop I ever got. Recently decided to pair it with wear a cosmetic that tracks kills. Maybe one day ill casually make a haleβs own
>>520921889okok good to know, thank you
>>520914697>Not Rick May Edition
>>520922118man, I cant believe its been 5 years ago already, fmy
>>520914697Since valve is offical advertising this offshore community project does this mean it could be added to the game akin to invasion or will a selection of the items be picked for the summer update. I know valve doesn't do community updates anymore because of the drama with the invasion paycuts.
>>520924341the organizers just sent valve an email asking to put the offshore community project on the news tab, valve is obviously not gonna add the update to the game, maybe add a few maps, hats & etc from this community update for this summers update. its pretty much the same thing as the Tropic crisis from last year with just a different theme, nothing burger pretty much
>>520914697what if the mionecraft movie had a tf2 reference
90% of games I join are basically unwinnable. Even when I get a bunch of frags and wipe half their team, I end up in a 3v1 and get fucked because lol they have a medic.I dunno if I'm just losing confidence or that fucking unlucky.
I can't wait for the deadlock promo items.
>>520926340Oh ok I know there was some drama with this project because of the emporium not being involved or someshit in my opinion if those guys aren't involved we might have some better items this year.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>520927964the emporium is involved unfortunately, in fact, they started this community update
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling. Lick every sweaty surface on Miss Pauling. Tongue punch Miss Paulings fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Miss Pauling is superior.
>>520929558>Emporium involved with this project>But they won't credit themselves because their group has become too controversialShould sound off the alarms that maybe something is wrong with their group
>>520927964There was also the initial drama that the Offshore people linked the discord groups of other workshop groups like TF2Maps without asking on their website so they were suddenly flooded with new people which got them upset until they made a dedicated Offshore discord group
who created the emporium anyway
im so lonelysigh
>>520933306It started out as a thread on Facepunch (the Garry's Mod forums) and it seemed pretty normal but it devolved into petty drama like a d*scord clique and now it's irreparable (just like Facepunch).
>>520929558oh boy well the warpaints and some of the items i've seem on the workshop haven't been too badfor example this knife reskin looks pretty good https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459434942&searchtext=
What class would he play?
>>520934121>but it devolved into petty drama like a d*scord clique and now it's irreparableHow typical. The future of TF2 lads.
>>520936672pyro because that guy was outed as a gay pedo groomer
>>520934085Be a Heavy main and I'll queue Casual with you
>>520915564Did as much as I cared about.
>>520939073Who's that donkey kong
morning lads
>>520939893RubberFruit
>>520939893Some guy who used to make tons of short videos in the past that I used to watch as a kid then he forgot his password and never decided to return.
>>520937527Scout is the groomer class, though.
This is what TF2 needs to compete with modern hero shooters
>>520942554I mean doesnβt Squirrel Girl capture the obese girl with a tail market already?
>>520942554Fempyro should have never become a thing.
>>520942554
stand ready for my arrival baby team
>>520944861
>>520945445reddit image
>>520914697Why would they need a cobblestone generator in a world composed of mostly stone, dirt, and air? Cobblestone isn't really hard to come by outside of skyblock.
>>520942554I am so horny when I play I don't think I can control myself any more
Good set. Has nice details all around, and is distinct enough from the Apparatchik's Apparel. 8/10, even if only the head cosmetic made it in. We could use a resurgence of facial cosmetics like the Unforgiven Glory, or the Lone Survivor.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
DONT BELIEVE VIPES LIEShttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aYhttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aYhttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
>>520949861
!nominate dustbowl
>>520950040wtf is this map!nominate upward!nominate badwaterrtv
>>520950040
>>520927589Nah it happens a lot, usually when you get into a match it's because someone left out of frustration from getting rolled.I absolutely loathe it
>>520949861Canβt believe the lies he said about metabolic. Didnβt even provide any proof. Metabolic is /ourguy/
>>520945836You can only equip this set if you're above the age of 30 and have an australium minigun
>>520949468no-hats-bgum has an unusual addonI'm pretty sure that it works even without the main mod
neato!
put dispenser here
needa dispenser here!
Dispenser going down!
Goooood shot man!
Who killed /tf2g/?
>>520939073>sniper mainbased
>>520958641Gabe
>>520959157He made it.
rate my med bros
>>520959221Gabe givethGabe taketh
>>520959319Shit.
Put teleporter HERE
>>520959516now show me your cosmetics
>>520959319>no unusual
>>520959319I need to consult Zesty's tierlist before having an opinion
>>520959319it ok
>>520959939zesty has garbage taste in cosmetics. you can think for yourself.
>>520921778what does this mean? can someone explain the lore of this phrase and image that gets posted every thread?
>>520959581I am an F2P, the only thing I wear is a party hat on Scout and Heavy and pyrovision goggles on Medic.
>>520960220I think it looks cool
>>520927589>cant win because "they have a medic">doesnt go medic>whines about itlol
>>520960270People like to avatar as cartoon girls
>>520960535but whats the purpose of making the same post over and over again?
>>520960828They are called ritual posters.
Did Zesty win yet?
Must be hearing things
>>520915564>New reddit trend just droppedHow does /tf2g/ compare?Can you post images in the replies on reddit now?Where is this being shared other than here, I'd like to see people that actually filled it out lol.
>>520960436Here's the thing about that. Me being a Medic main, I go Medic plenty when entering a server. I take a look at the lay of the land. Demoknights, dogshit Soldiers, Snipers and Spies. I hope they see a Medic on the team and go Heavy or Stock Demo. No luck. These cunts aren't worth going Medic over. I then swap to Pyro or swap servers in hopes of finding winners, not a team full of fucking losers
>>520960828There is no good answer to this question,other than autism, perhaps.
OUR RESPONSE?!!?!
>>520962884>it's realholyshit
>>520915564Man there does not need to be so much here. I'd do it without unnecessary parts like "favorite australium"
What's the best of the 3 original koth maps?I feel viaduct is underrated while koth_nucleus is dogshit yet very common for some reason, and koth_well is just mediocre
>>520963139good bait
I wish HLH revving sound and fire effect was different.
>>520963564how is this bait? do you unironically think nucleus' "circle map with 3 bridges to capture point" is good map design?
>>520959319Cutie
>>520963925>koth_welland even if we ignore this blunder koth_sawmill is great
>>520962884BASED LazyPurple spitting FACTS
>>520964376i mistyped koth sawmill, and its pretty shittoo open, huge sniper sightlines, retarded flanksmeanwhile koth_viaduct stands above all
spy mains when they disguise as a spy on the enemy team then get spychecked by a f2p pyro who doesn't realise they're on opposite teams despite catching fire
>>520962483>swap servers in hopes of finding winners, not a team full of fucking losersYou make yourself seem more and more pathetic with every post.
>>520964918>>>/lgbt/
>>520965306f2ps look like THAT?
520Oh no, I've offended a bottom scorer. Truth hurts, kid
>>520965535shit taste copei bet you like payload maps too, queer
What does /tf2g/ think of SMK legendary TF2 review?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAjvPuWzMzo
Is it possible to connect a vibrating buttplug to TF2 so that it goes off and gets stronger every time I get an assist kill with Medic? It would also benefit me if it stops when I die to punish me too.Because I really need to step up my gayme and I think this sort of positive reinforcement would help with that.
kill yourself
>>520966307Put your trip back on, Viva
>>520966465Was this intentional or a mistep?
>>520967903Yes
>>520968017Your break ends in 4 minutes, do something productive.
trolldier took 5
>>520968097I'm already on a bus commuting back home lol. Maybe I'll play TF2 tonight! >>520968206Dispenser took 47, push
>>520960436I go medic when I'm not the team's entire front line, which is my usual role.I prefer sitting on the flank and fucking around, but instead I get to get jumped by scouts and spies constantly because no one is over there and I don't have the fucking time.>when you get into a match it's because someone left out of frustration from getting rolled.This shit is infuriating when you're in the match getting rolled too. You have to wait a random amount of time for matchmaking to fill the team, if it does at all. I've thought that leaving should be more punished if they want to enforce this "each team plays one round" bullshit casual does. But it's CASUAL TEE EFF TOO YOU CAN'T WANT TO WIN!fuckers.
>>520968383i forgot to quote>>520950549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g
>>520968652Stop posting this video.
>>520968689https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Spy_sf12_badmagic06.wav
last thread is what happens when dotsy starts posting again
>>520960270https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/306637085/#q306713956https://vocaroo.com/105P4WbHDQgt
Nazi jokes aren't funny, but not because it's 'problematic' it's because 2016 was nearly 10 years ago and that shit is so stale.
>>520928419this but soldier
>>520966307Youβre probably trolling but once when I was medic me and this pyro were pushing into enemy territory in badwater by ourselves surrounded by enemies and the entire time he was consoling me and keep telling me how need to βgo deeperβ in a very low calm sensual voice over the voice chat and it was hot as hell.
>>520970009
post screenshots
>>520970839
>>520971806Not my fault you can't post the same file twice.
>>520928419This but furfags.
>>520971514
>>520970425this but faggots using it for the past 80 years to justify guilting everyone into caring for what they did...u dont see the chinese crying about ghengis khan
>>520919189I WISH I DIDNT IGNORE HUO LONG HEATER for 13 years i wrote it off. its my fav minigun.
>>520965520In the end, it's expected that an MVM player would treat the game like a slot machine
>>520960270Back when creators.tf was a thing (yet another casual alternative that died), it used to have a public banlist, and it was full of ridiculous petty bans. One of them was a guy that got banned for saying "3 niggas on cart".
>>520931104this but fempyro
>>520971514it's ok, a blu medic is just about to round that corner and uber the sniper
I just tore you a new chimney, Smoky Joe!
>>520973860There's also the vocaroo where konata wants to say the n-word so the two combined
>>520928419Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>520978812this butt femsoldier
>967the only word you got right in that word salad was "fempyro"
>>520978812that's not fempyro sharkie
>>520979340wdymhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Seared_Sorcererhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro_the_Flamedeer
>>520979340>sharkie?
>>520979904don't go in the 2fort moat lads...
>>520980030I'M GOING IN
>>520980426anon no she'll suck you dry!! ANON!
>>520979904i should get my gf a strange neon
>>520981142it would go well with the Carcharodon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER8mkq7ShM
>>520984894>red soldier fires rocket at pyro >pyro airblasts it and it hits the blu soldierWHAT TEAM WAS PYRO ON WHAT THE FUCK
>>520985073oh nvm, the Pyro was on the blu teambut this still makes no sense, the Pyro's reflected rocket shouldn't be able to hit his Soldier teammate. What the fuck
>>520985401team mates have always been able to body block your damage
>>520986805This drives me crazy when im lobbing arrows behind teammates at head height.
>Watch McNigger's video about HL3>GabeN is neato
>>520987620>watching Mcnigger unironically
>>520914697/tf2g/ porn spam filter: https://pastebin.com/ZAWL27RX
>>520915564Dogshit template
>>520989803oops, wrong linkhttps://pastebin.com/eeAFFjzk
>>520993106it is really sus he claims it's a "spam filter" but specifically doesn't include the garbage floyd spam
>>520990162>Loose cannon hatehard agree, fuck this gun and i don't know how it's managed to not only slide under the radar but gain a reputation as a "meme gun that actually takes skill"
Was it kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqWB5ChnOTc
>>520995031Getting stunned in place where I can't move is really annoying, it just sets you up for a second hit
>>520995329no, it is the most "we looked at TF2 for 5 minutes and this is what we came up with" skit eversad that this and the commercial valve made were all we got out of the adult swim collab
>>520995329aah yes, my favorite map, ctf_dustbowl
>>520989803based gigchad
>>520995031yeah it makes demo three times harder to kill in any 1v1 situation>can kill any light class with a donk>if you're soldier or heavy, it just blows you across the map and by the time you touch the ground again you're 60 ft away>they can combine it with shields to also charge away, guaranteeing their escape no matter how well you got the drop on them (they do this every fucking time you get them low hp)
>>520994907Yes, the filter fag is demofloyd. Look at him samefagging, in all lowercase too. >>520995792 Dead giveaway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rllfUwgXm2c
>>520996157it's sad how predictable he is, every single time he posts there's one single reply going "kek" or "trvke" or "based"the most low effort obvious samefagging ever
>nickle and dimes my way to get cosmeticsHad to part with sniper engi demo set n 1 or 2 vintage n genuine. Oh well they were meh.Post sniper, engie, demos for inspiration.
>>520996157eeeeeeeHHHHHH wrong!
>uncheck the you button on 4chan X>ermm... you see, that wasn't me...
I only played steel like twice before it got updated not too long ago. What changed?
>someone posts an image you don't like on a message board>wish death upon them >calling anyone else schizo holy shit go outside
>>520997976Do you think anyone actually believes this at this point or are you just saying it as a formality
no im not demofloyd poster, just because i compliment him on every single one of his posts and keep sucking his e-penis doesn't mean im demofloyd poster
I just think the demofloyd poster is neat, if he makes u guys mad for posting his meme and also his anti porn message; then really he's a tf2g hero in my eyes :)
i mean just a wall of constant porn is annoying
>grrr I hate retards spamming porn and stale memes on /vg/ - videogame generalsThis entire board is containment for the league of legends general get a gripThis place is basically /trash/ except the people there are at least self aware
>look mom i used my phone, pc and laptop!
>>520997675they changed the color of a grill texture and added grate doors for point A when red leaves spawn, and some small cosmetic changes, i dont remember much ngl
im not the demofloyd poster nor the anon talking about demofloyd right now but I miss him and want him to returndemofloyd is a whole lot better than unmoderated fempyro ass and loli feet sniffers posting their softcore porn
>>520998991trvke
>I don't like it when you guys spam porn here all day.>Too bad, deal with it, you are irrelevant. post badge xD>I dont like it when you guys spam porn here all day. btw I think positively about Demofloyd poster>RUAAAGH HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?! YOUR DEMOFLOYD SHIT SUCKS YOUR JOKES ARE ALL STALE SHARTY SHIT!Face it, Demofloyd won, he is the most successful troll of all time on this thread.
demofloyd poster has never actually discussed the actual game or posted a webm of his own gameplay. i dont think he's ever played team fortress 2. post a webm of your gameplay to convince us otherwise, until then we will continue to regard you as a worthless attentionwhore.
>>520996419I thought this demo look cool. I might steal it
seething schizo hours
>>520999459is it purplemysty?
>>520999459>one of them is a trolling troon known for shitting up zesty's serversounds incredibly based desu
>>520999459but they play tf2 though (source: you)
fempyro can spark a discussion for the game at the very least. meta talk is retarded and just as bad tho. whats another dump to the shitpile
>>520999278there are multiple fempyro posters and assuming everyone is the same person is legitimately schizo behavior
>>520999303whats the cosmetics? hope its all under $2.I dont play demo or sniper but im au
>>520999287He has. He's posted screenshots which resulted in his steam account getting found. If he didn't genuinely care about the game he'd never do that.
>>521000049I'm one of those
>>521000286my condolences
>multiple posters on this thread admit to being tranniesso can we admit the hate on Kogasatopia here is artificial now?
>>521000470No, that would mean the hate for Kogasatopia on here is authentic
no fuck off banttroon
>>521000470>so can we admit the hate on pedocorded server here is artificial now?I don't know, you tell me
>>521000610That was me..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dFTH7cWDk
>>521000823just accept your a man and move on.its not that hard
>>52099490719 vs 215 md5'sI'll let the people judge who is the real spammer here, the demofloyd poster or d*tsy and his discordtranny clique.When I first started the filter 4 days ago it was 50 pictures. Now it's more than 200.
>>521000470no, the owner and his friends are pedantic attention whores tranny chasers
Explain to me how switching from red to blu solves your problems
>>521001070>filtering content from like 10 different posters>ermmm I have more md5's filtered!!No shit. You want an award? Difference being you're retarded enough to believe 10 different posters all posting different things is "spam" while the 1 guy spamming the same 19 images isn't spam.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT DEMOFLOYDFAG OR FEMPYROSPAMMER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_V20uOSkPs
>>520915564well this turned out like shit
>>521001110i have fun
>>521001214>ten coordinated trannies posting the same gooning pictures again and again and again isn't spam>surprised and asshurt when someone has enough and starts posting demofloyd as a joke>get so butthurt you get your janny friend to remove the demoman editsThe absolute chutzpah.
>>521001735>>521001507>>521001495>>520999832>>520999303>>520996419>>520995443>>520995329these only one actual talking/engaging with tf2.
>>521001743>>ten coordinated trannies posting the same gooning pictures again and againMe and the girls!
>>521001743i don't think they're friends man, when you spam report and have multiple people report it just happens to get pushed up to their feed to view... the middle part is true tho, someone is vocal about disliking them and they get mad tho.
>>521001743>coordinatedYou have no proof they're coordinated, that's your own schizo assumptions. It's all 10 unrelated people that happen to post here that bother you specifically.>the same picturesThey're different you retard, now you're not even staying consistent. Why would you reach 215 if it's the same images?>posting demofloyd as a jokeNo one develops an autistic fixation to spam the same images here for 8 months straight "as a joke." It's legitimately mental illness all because no one wanted it here.>janny friendHave you considered not making garbage off topic posts all the time? No one has to ask a janny to clean up garbage.The absolute chutzpah.
>>520984894this still makes no sense blu pyro reflected a rocket shot by the red soldier, and it somehow hits the blu soldier? was friendly fire somehow on? someone explain this shit
>>521002175>They're different you retard, now you're not even staying consistent. Why would you reach 215 if it's the same images?nta but posting shitty tranime coomer bait for fucking YEARS is consistent
>>521002175at the end of the day, this all sounds like projection
>>521002275Argument wasn't length of time, argument was "the same images."Don't move the goalposts.
>>521002175I coordinate them in a discord with all my tgirl friends
>>521002338All of it is fax tho
They should give pyro molotov cocktail launcher as primary.
both are subhumans
>>521002175>You have no proof they're coordinatedIt's literally d*tsy and the underaged people he has groomed.>They're different you retardThey share the same motif (lust provoking/porn/lewd/ecchi)>No one develops an autistic fixation to spam the same images here for 8 months straight "as a joke.Nobody sane enough spams a thread for a 20 year old videogame with porn for months on end, either.>Have you considered not making garbage off topic posts all the time?Holy projection. I think we are done here.
>>521002275>tranime A anyone who uses this word is a tourist who doesn't belong on this website. It has never been used before 2016, not a single time. You're still not beating the sharty allegations, floydfaggot.
>>521002532or even a secondary chargeable molotov would be great
>>521002562>It's literally d*tsy and the underaged people he has groomed.Proof? You're not beating the schizo assumption allegations by saying "cuz I say so"
>>521002175This is Zesty btw
>you know remember the list
>>521002762I'm not Zesty, Purplemisty, Dotsy, or whatever boogeyman you found after browsing here for 10 minutes.Stop being insane about this and pretending a bunch of people posting different things is "spam" or "coordinated" because you don't like it.
>>521002578Flare gun that shoot bottle would be funny.covers area with fire like CSGO.Primary may give gas passer an extra use.
For less than the cost of a Strange Original, you can buy a pen, a paper, and a regular Killstreak Original, which you will enjoy much more.
>>521002997that pyro is a spy!
Tripfags. Coomers. Shitposters. Avatarfags. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Coomer nation attacked. Only the demoposter, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the thread needed him most, he vanished.
I got a dragon slayer shotty, hopefully i can get a killstreak oil
Why would I buy a Strange weapon when I can just buy a pen, a paper, and a regular weapon and physically write down whenever I got a kill with it?
>>521003106i prefer blue pyro personally.Also blue heavyred soldier and engineer feels right.
>>521003070You can't show off your power level to other losers with pen and paper
>>521003343you are on a computer, use excel you retard
>>521003518You already show off your power level when you fight them in the game.
>>521003343at 3 am i dont want to fucking think and keep track, if you miss recording 1 kill, it makes the whole thing null and void
>>521002248>>520985073>>520985401>>520984894there's no fucking damage numbers on the blu soldier?Do none of you actually play the game?rockets, pipes, stickies, and generally most projectiles are blocked by your teammates. sometimes when you fire projectiles they can go through teammates but only if you're close to each other. That's also beside the point, play the game dumbies
>>521003568Yeah but when I frag someone I want them to see who they're dealin with okay
>>521004073I'm one of those
>>521004567cervix havers dont play this game, only their bf which force/make them play.
>>521004913I play with my biological female friend(s), I do force my gf to play too; but i think she enjoys it... Have some respect ok, don't let the weird larpers here jade you, real girls (outside of this place) play the game
>>521002175Imagine seethΔ±ng this hard over the demofloyd joke edit
>>521005149sure
>it's just a joke bro I totally haven't spent the last 8 months of my life doing nothing but spamming it here and ban evading when I get banned so I can keep spamming itokay bud
What hats is this guy wearing?
>>521005462this but with fempyro spamming>>521005751ive been looking for this for ages thank you lol i only had the thumbnail saved from last time lol
>>521005149I'm one of them
I'm going to interview a TF2 mercenary and I want it voted on who it's going to be. If you have a particular question you'd like asked, tell me and I may add it to the interview. I will probably do others so questions for non winners are still appreciated. https://strawpoll.com/wby5QDzJXyA
>>521001743trvke
>>521006608spy and ask what he meant by thishttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8b/Cm_spy_pregamefirst_rare_02.mp3
someone is pulling a prankskihttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2635440/Team_Fortress_2_Legacy/
>>521011306just having a goof and a gaaf
>>521011306so tf2c is gonna be even more pointless
>>521011306>clicks on screenshots>huntsman>festive minigunaaaaaand ignored!
>>521011306odds on this getting removed? looks like an early version of tf2c
>>521011306TF2C devs are slow niggas. If this isn't fake, then I fully support them
unless it's a farm
>>521013441I bet the TF2C people would be petty enough to DMCA it
>want to buy a hat>literally every classified everywhere has no listingsdead fuking game>>521011306you guys are retarded, there's fortnite on steam too despite tim sweeney hating gabe
>>521013202Huntsman is a good weapon.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Scout_dominationsnp05.wav
>>521021961you think he say his dom like crushing puss and getting those 7 girls preggo
>>521021961scout talking about his dick
>>521022431what
>>521022786Do you think he says his domination lines when he crushing puss?
>>521003479For me it'sRED HeavyRED SoldierRED EngineerRED PyroRED SniperBLU ScoutBLU DemomanBLU MedicBLU Spy
How did scout manage to get with several women and how did his bonk infused sperm not irradiate all his kids?
>>521025927Because god literally willed it. Also his kids could have superpowers or mutations that haven't been shown yetKeep up the sovlful edits they remind me of the ones like this someone used to make years ago
>how did scout manage to get with several womenHe's literally God's gift to women. Straight women literally cannot resist his advances. Ms. Pauling is a lesbian. >how did his bonk infused sperm not irradiate all his kidsWhat kids? Scout would NEVER have kids.
>>521026232>He's literally God's gift to women. Straight women literally cannot resist his advances. Ms. Pauling is a lesbian. Counterpoint: Every woman failed to sleep with him prior to his near-death which almost made God destroy the world. It's not foolproof.Even after God sent him back, the prime directive was to have women sleep with him, not be unable to reject him. Otherwise all of his wives wouldn't have been able to divorce him. Therefore, he could have boned Ms Pauling even if she didn't want a relationship with him.>What kids? Scout would NEVER have kids.These ones.
>>521025927eyyy thats pretty good.He is handsome and skinny, he prob has money being a merc. I wonder if one of the girl he knocked up was a 18 year old high schooler
>>521027610>I wonder if one of the girl he knocked up was a 18 year old high schoolerVery likely
>>521028345knock her up at 17 n half prob
>>521027473Does TF2 actually follow a cannon? Everything seems to contradict each other. I mean thereβs no way Sniper is in the same age range as Scout.
How the fuck do people have mouse sensitivities > 4inch/360???I always thought my sensitivity was that high. turns out I've been playing on 2in/360 all this time. And this is just the most bearable amount of sensitivity I can muster. 4in/360 is fucking insanely slow for me
>>520920312fatter
>>521029875It's spelled canon, and like one of the comics is literally titled, it's a Loose Canon. It exists but the writers just kinda do whatever.There's an overarching backstory of the Australium, the Mann Brothers, etc, but some of the stuff has been changed and altered over the years. The shit at the end of the comics where Zephaniah was still alive all along contradicts the ghost on Harvest and Helltower, for instance.
yet another round ruined by engineersI sure love playing against aimbot machines
i forgot how fun the fan isshould i get a strange fan or a ks fan or a strange ks fan
>>521030815Just medic and uber someone
>>521030448>spy player hating razorback lmao
instead of airblast pyro should have anal vore
>>521032293make it unbirthing and you have a deal
>>521032424you drive a hard bargain but i'm willing to compromise
>>521006608Ask any of them how hung they are
can i get some cute pyro loadouts
>>521032424
>>521033702
>>521033702sure
>>521034165that is cute>>521034052I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
>>521034165would
>>521025927Cute :3
how racist can you make a gun name before you're autobanned from uncle jane
>>521030448am i epic i don't have an easy way to do image editing>>521035667any racism will get you banned, even casual racism like calling yourself a beaner if you're mexican
>>521035667it would have to be so subtle that no one actually knows it's racism
>>521035795damn. i had a great name in mind
>>521035795use gimp
>>521035795photoshop is free
>>521036041I'm not on a good trackerevery single public version of PS cracked is malware
>>521036154get an old version im using a version from 2014 lmao
>>521035795getpaint.net
all these replies and not one person commenting on my picture...
/tf2g/ helped make my loadouts like 10 years ago and so i always feel bad about thinking about changing them
>>521036429I have a backpack full of raffle winnings with several long-gone tf2gs' names on them that I feel sentimental about
>>520948272fill that shit lazy nigga
>>521036490I've hoarded every single christmas present/gifted item I've gotten since 2011I wonder how many of those people are even still alive
>>521036562A guy I played a different game with in 2015 disappeared one day and we found out years later from a 2018 comment on his Steam page that he died irl. Sucks.
it's actually fascinating how many newer cosmetics aren't just older cosmetic clones, but two older items put together to save a slot
tired of these fucking razorback pussies
>>520981567she says she likes the powerjack lol.hopefully next month I can buy her the hat, head and shirt along with strange weapons. She got me my hat, dont need an unusual now.
all scout items are ugly
>>521026142thanx for the answer and you got it>>521034630no u
>>521036547I gave an answer to everything I have an answer for>least favorite weapon>weapon most needing a buff>most desired workshop weaponI think the game is in a pretty good state balance wise. Changing anything means disrupting a somewhat delicate balance across 12v12, 100 player, mvm, 6s/highlander, medieval mode, passtime, etc. Changing anything will piss off someone. no more balance updatesbut also>weapon most needing a nerfI just want to fuck over that one guy who spams about the shiv being useless lol>least favorite cosmetic>favorite unusual effectnot something I put thought to. too many in the game to count and put any attention to>most desired workshop cosmetic>favorite halloween cosmeticuseless trash>favorite updateevery update since the f2p update is shit for not reverting the f2p model>make your own captionno clue what this means>favorite tf2berI don't watch tf2 youtube. not interestingalthough if I did have to pick probably shounic because I like playing the wacky mods he tests for videos
>>521038435wtf is df also merc badge
>>521040539yeah merc from january 2010mald harder bitch lmao and show your primeval warrior
>>521040770that's still merc lol
>>521041110post your primeval, niggeralso>th-th-that's s-s-still m-m-merclmao post 2014 spotted, fuck off back to your bin
They really should upgrade the badges. Anyone from before F2P is a veteran at this point but they all have ugly merc badges. Meanwhile, someone that just installed the game today has the same badge.
you ever see a cosmetic that's way cheaper than the crate tier would imply it should be, and you think it looks pretty decent, and then wonder if maybe it's actually ugly and you are stupid
>>521040770>>521041202the instant kneejerk rage is telling
>>520915564Too much.Became a chore past halfway.
>still can't post his 2015 badgelollmao
>>521042315>p-bean's a newfag wtf I'm unsubbing
>>521042315how can you have a dream loadout if ur rich from youtube
>>520915564was fun
>>521040228Thanks for the hand!
>>521043962But if you see I own my dream loadout so it's not really a dream.>rich from youtubeAs a rule I don't put midroll ads in videos unless they're 20~+ minutes long because it breaks the video up too much, and I don't have a Patreon, take gifts on YT, or take sponsors so I make a lot less than most.Might change that since last summer I quit my minimum wage job because it was annoying trying to juggle uni and full time work.
>>520915564>all these reddittors filling itgrim
>>520939073generic shitter>>520948272actual 6's faggot, awful opinions>>520990162tryhard casual player that hates goofy fun but fine opinions>>521001507generic soldier player, boring but fine opinions>>521030448based enginner with good opinions>>521035795>mains scout>most fun is soldier / pyrowhy not main what you have the most fun playing? other than that fine scout main>>521038435i like how you drew everything, good opinions too, this feels like your average tf2g>>521042315based heavy good opinions>>521045186somewhat generic but this feels like how i want new casual players to be>>521045578based demoknight fag good opinions
>>521046193blah blah blah>>521045663this thread was dying anyway>>521045575just please show channel or something idk
fuck soldier
>>521047036is Sniper the cutest male merc? I think so
>>521047647this is the correct answer
>>521046193Show yours faggot
>>521047759Yes he is I agree
>>521047647>Bushman that may not even have a shower in his van that has slept in the corpses of water buffaloHe definitely smells like shit
>>521049543Thats the best part mate
>>521001507>missing texturekek
>>521047036>>just please show channel or something idk>not recognising /ourguy/ p-bean
>>521051871Who?
>>520962884faggot
>>521051871who?
>>520962884wrong
>>520915564Cringe template but will do out of fun>>521030448bring on the thundah!>>521045578You ong zesty af fr fr
reminder you still haven't posted your 2015 merc badge lole
femscout > fempyro
I, Soldier, THE jobber of TF2, officially kneel to-Scout, for being the superior 1v1 class-Demoman, for being a superior damage dealer and more skillful class-Engineer, for stopping all my advances and constantly cucking me while rocketjumping-Pyro, for destroying me and my teammates with airblast-Sniper, for owning me in every single map-Medic, for making all my pick damage completely nullified-Heavy, for killing me in every close range fight-Spy, for being an easy backstab target and stealing all my banner charge
wordswordswords you're a shitter lmao
niggas trying to act cool on tf2g of all places
I, Medic, THE jobber of TF2, officially kneel to -heavy
>>521057548KBC
>be australian>challenge a random to a duel>don't win>go ham in vc >leave server
my balance changes to tf2>everybody knows heavy kills the fun off any low player server. Fix below:>under 8 players in server>no heavy allowed >8-13 players in the server>classlimit 1 heavy class>14-20 players in server>classlimit 2 heavy class>over 20 players in server>classlimit 3 heavy classMedic>reduced crossbow heals from 100 to 60 to deincentivize switching from medigun to crossbow for close range healing>added passive reload to every syringe gun>slightly reduced the time it takes to reload syringe guns>removed the strong fall arc of syringes shot by a medic to a very slight one that allows much more consistent mid range use>quickfix healrate reduced from 140% to 110%>vaccinator flame resistance removed from the game (pyro is a "counter" since the jungle inferno update changes to pyro flamethrowers, so flame resistance seems irrelevant and also goes against this principle)
https://etf2l.org/forum/user/124145/>This player played in 17 matches.how do you manage to become an ETF2L admin with less than 20 matches played
why do so many pedos and trannies manage to get themselves into positions of power online?Is it because both their porn addiction and their moderator position rely on them being chronically online?
What kind of tf2 player are you?>beginner gamer: you play on friendly servers or trade servers>amateur gamer: you play casual with other players>hardcore gamer: you play uncletopia or zesty pubs with other veteran players
I................ AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
>>521059358it's because autogynophilia is closely linked with high IQ and high testosterone. These are "alpha" males in the highest sense. Manipulating, scheming and everything that comes with it.
>>521058891Retarded ape changes, especially on med.
>>521060042>Zesty pubs>Hard
Why are comptards so obsessed with reducing the quick fixβs heal rate? Thatβs the entire point of the weapon, you get more healing in exchange for a shitty uber.
>>521064359compards only understand balance in the narrow view of 6's and they're also retarded.
>>521064359why dont they just fucking do it themselves already? a fucking decade ago i would get flamed for saying we should unban weapons and apply balance mods to them i wonder if that would still be the case in this "le community tf2" era
>>521064359Because in their format with smaller team sizes they can't dish out enough damage to undo the healing, so you get stalemates (in an already stalemate-y format) that make it annoying to push into lasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OalWDhYfdeg
>>521064359why are you making up scenarios in your head? nothing beats uber
this kills the compie
>>5210718486's is played completely different from normal tf2. Look at the list of banned comp weapons a ton of them are just average in pubs.
>>521070489Imagine if there were two classes that dealt extremely high instances of burst damage that couldn't be overcome by the gradual, increased healing of the Quick Fix.
>>5210730956's is a lot about managing team health, with good medic, low health players get immediately prioritized, and no class aside from scout in 6's can kill with one shot and no chance to recover.
>>521064359>>521070489who is saying the heal rate must be lowered for the quickfix to not be OP in 6s? cause whoever's saying that doesn't understand what's wrong with the quickfix to have it be bannedThe reason it's banned is the jump mirroring. It makes it such that the medic can never die
>>521058891>everybody knows heavy kills the fun off any low player serverHeavy is fine in a low-player server, the only time he's overpowered is when a Medic is healing him, but all combat classes are overpowered when they're being pocketed not just Heavy.
>>521059189matches != logs https://logs.tf/profile/76561198042198482also you don't have to be good at the game to moderate a division. take a look at dusterdan for example. hardcore stuck AM/IMhttps://rgl.gg/Public/PlayerProfile?p=76561198309129093&r=24
>>521045663Shup up
>>521002563Nobody cares about trans people before 2016 because they were irrelevant.
>>521030448Engineer is one of the least fun classes, also what's wrong with the panic attack? it's not much different from the shotgun.
>>521078798Blud down bad replying to a day-old comment, get a life dawg...
>>521043319I already did when he stopped making krunker 360 shots videos years ago.
>>521071848>nothing beats uberThe Ubercharges of the Stock Medi-Gun and Kritzkrieg are far more impactful than that of the Quick-Fix. The Quick-Fix offers a tradeoff- you don't get the game-winning highs that the Medi-Gun and Kritzkrieg have, and in exchange, your base healing rate is significantly bolstered to compensate you for your ineffective Uber. This is a fair tradeoff. It's a lower risk, lower reward choice.
Some people have jobs.
>>521081682Question, Why does the Shortstop suck so much?! It has random bullet spread as well, so you'll never hit all the 4 pellets.
>>521045575oh okay sorry yoiu are based>>521046193>why not main what you have the most fun playing? other than that fine scout mainthx but scout isn't built for fun, scout 1v1s are so stressful
>>521060042A shade under hardcore but well beyond amateur. I'm a Pub GOD, but I only stick to Valve Casual>>521071848Airblasts beat Uber. Dipshit Medics who don't know how to absorb knockback for their Uber pocket beats Uber lol>>521085782Like me! Just finished packing out my frozen department. Gonna start Friday morning's order shortly after sifting through my sales for the upcoming week
>>521085782Well I don't, so fuck them and fuck you too.
What would you do if Jeremy's bum was on your lips?
>>521087719that's not his name stop eceleb dicksucking
>>521088065It is.
>>521087374How do you afford your internet service bill, rent, food and utilities?
>>521088319I don't pay any of that shit because I have no money.
>>521088580So what, you're just slumming it up on the streets of whatever city you're from and shitposting on 4chan with your government phone?
>>521088702No I live in a house.
>>521088138no it isn't
>>521088951The TF2 wiki says it's his name.
>>521088794Who pays for the mortgage and bills and expenses?
>>521089189My mum.
>>521089114fanmade
>>521089309So don't you think you should find a job so you can help her instead of having her pay for everything? Split the rent, pay your share of the phone bill, help with a bunch of other stuff. Your mother would surely appreciate the helpThen with whatever extra income you make can be spent on buying expensive stuff on Team Fortress 2!
>>521089737playing tf2 > working to buy expensive garbage in tf2
>>521040228soul + wacky
sold a sloppa unusual for 100 eurodollars (steam)what gaem should i buy
>>521089924I feel sorry for your mother. No husband in the picture, no man of the house, and a sorry excuse for a son that doesn't wanna help carry some of the load off their mother's poor back>>521090053Buy Keys from the SCM and unbox crates in TF2 :)Or just get some cool stuff like Murder House or Vampire Survivors
>>521089737No I am an F2P, I have no interest to do anything normie in life such as having a job or having a wife and kids.
>>521090179I'm NTA (I am >>521089924) but you just assumed all that shit about someone you don't know.
>>521090249F2P irl, i kneel...
>>521047759Stop using my image.
>>521090324I'm going based off of things they've already told us, silly. Seems like they're a smelly NEET, so everything in my post towards you that was meant for him, seems like it all still stands for him lol
I gave my friend back a $200 gift he gave me years ago (tf2)how should I feel
>>521090963Shup
>>521091153Feel empathetic that he got a gift for you and now he's getting it back, but feel happy with yourself that you don't feel worthy and that you're no longer a burden to this gift of his
I...need...patch notes...bug fixes...
>>521092394he's struggling financially, it was my idea he never floated it even once, he's a good pal
>>521092549Ahh that's sweet of you. God bless you, brother. Here's to hoping he can sell it quick. What was the gift? Maybe I'll buy it off of him if I like it
*rocket jumps away*
>>521086581It incentivizes you to fight at mid range, but scouts are most effective when up in your face getting meat shots so it's kind of a confused weapon design. It should work like a beefed up pistol, but it just doesn't pump out enough damage fast enough.
>>521086581It doesn't.
med med im over heremedicuseituseituseitmedic what are you doing!?
>>521090053little witch nobeta tf2
>>521092532oh, did I hear that right, anon? you want more maps and hats? you got it!
Dane just uploaded...
>>521097996>weapon essay video>pokemon ostBOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINGGGGGG
>>521097996
He is right though, the pomson does suck ass.
>>521098846whaat, really? I had no clue
>>521095308I do that when it's a dipshit Soldier jumping all over the place, a Demoknight, or a Heavy using shotgun. Had two of 'em saying "why medic doesn't heal us :("
Caberknight > Demoknight
>>521095308Yeah, votekick him.
f1 he's an idle medic
>>521097996https://youtu.be/-iYUMyXLZoo?t=1252>The endingLmao
>>521101014>>521097996>every weapon for my main needs to be strong forever because it just doespomson is good at removing uber that's what it's for
>>521101014
>>521102982>pomson is good at removing uberNot even true tho
>>521101014Competitive is not fit for team fortress 2
when are we gonna get fat face cosmetics for the other classes than engie and demo
are you a Default Pistol Lad or a Pocket Pistol Pal, and why?(milkfags need not reply)
>>521104796Default pistol because i need the ammo.
>>521104208seriously what would you rather do shoot a stupid slow projectile that'll maybe hit or go sniper/spy and just kill the medic
>>521104796I use the winger.
now that i actually think about it, it's kind of disgusting just how many forms of self-healing the scout has available, for a class whose whole thing was using your speed to get to medkits when damaged instead
>>521104208yes it is
>>521105256Mad milk is one of the best weapons in the game.
>>521105828i'm sure it's great and the 60% healing is downright silly, but goddammit i just like finishing people off with annoying pistol shots from across the map too much. i see people going on about "you should never switch to your pistol, just reload the primary" and "if you're that far away you shouldn't fight" and i feel like they are all trapped inside pseudo-competitive 6v6 hell
>>521105828Bonk is better.
>>521105475t. never played medic
>>521102982you know what else is good at removing Uber? Shooting the medic twice with a shotgun that actually deals damage.
>>521090475Stop posting pictures of my husband without my permission
sex with mumbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN7jsHDaoHoNew Gabber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o29jj6lDWekNew Gabber
>>521106343t. never played past amatuer
>>521107609>Tranny has fempyro avatar
>>521107609worst ui award, expected from a mental case
>>521107752oh we got a big boy here, post your profile
*posts b4nny's profile*
>>521108356>admitting you never played comp but you wanna talk about balancelol
>>521108947>deflectingso you never played anything serious? maybe one game, got stomped by gigachad b4nny and never open the game again. Sad.
I love watching the bulls fight
>>521109346i've beat b4nny in an mge akshully
unless itβs a farm
>>521109609N-no... there's no way... ch4ddy never loses... (except in love </3)
>"""""pros"""" thinking they know better>again
>>521109940yeah merc badges that suck at the game are the smart ones
smarter than >>521110436
Not enough people talk about how visually rancid Swiftwater is.
I'm a Medic main. Pomson is damn near non-existent in pubs. If it were, I just side step the shots. Ez
>>521111459you don't need to sidestep, the enemy teammates eat the shot anyways.
>>521106876>>521107609gabber downfall needs to be studiedi'm sick of hearing about c*staway
Remember that faggabber the blabberer disabled votekicking because he kept getting kicked on castaway for closeting
wabber is right about absolutely everything.
...on opposite day
>>521112962he's gay?
>>521090249>>521088794>>521087374>>521089309so let me get this straightthe floydschizo is literally admitting>he's a NEET>he lives with his parents and makes them pay for him to be able to shitpost here all day>he has no interest in being useful to society at allimagine my shock
Gabbitch was raped by 2fort twerkersI refuse to give a rape victim any ad revenue.
>>521113635Oh that's the Floyd guy? I just thought it was a new dude who was in love with Sniper lol
>>521113635nta but sounds pretty baste to me, maybe u just jelly that he gets more hoes than you and stacks more paper then you
>>521114106blud never leaves his house and said he has no job the only papers he gets are his parent's divorce papers lmao
>>521113895he avatarfags with that sniper image constantlyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/3zwfdNKlrgHEki8_LcNfSw/
>>521113635That's Based though...
>mom, mom bring me my phone, I need to call myself based again
>>521114562i ageee Sir, very Based post from this Demofloyd GigaChad
>>521114734why are you talking to yourself again sister...
>>521113635sniperposter was related to floydschizo in your head
Remember when the Demofloyd meme got someone laid? Literally a top 5 /tf2g/ moment of all time.Whenβs the last time posting 5 pictures of Fempyro got anyone laid? Iβd like to know.
>>521116242you know it would be a lot easier to pretend you're someone else if you didn't literally admit to it >>521114390
>>521116526>this is "getting laid" in floydschizo's eyeslmaomeanwhile, fempyro posters actually have gfshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519736943/#519832175
>521116526bait
it's amazing how he literally admitted to being a jobless neet without being asked and now he thinks he can just deflect from it. he really is a retarded autist
Which of the following do you think is the most tasteful?Unique with old gift dateUnique with crafter's nameUnique with both of the aboveGenuineGenuine with old gift date
>>521117539unique with old gift and crafter tags
>you're IQ>your main132sniper
>>521116526As someone who's a part of maybe 2-3 of the 5 top /tf2g/ moments of all time, that's not a top 5 moment>>521117539Genuine. The rest of that sounds like dogshit>>521118524Never had it tested before, but I'd prolly be a sweet 110. Medic and Pyro main
>>521113895>>521114390I am not floydposter but if he wants to post more Sniper that's okay by me
>>521118524200-0random
>>52111852457 Soldier
>>521116874holy shit Demofloyd winned so biglyDemofloyd: 1Fempyro fags: 0
jobless neet versus 35 years old transvestite who grooms minors in a free to play game
>person gets on mic to call other team hard-R >they sound black as fuckwtf?
Iβm not a fempyro gooner, dad, Iβm a floydposter. Whatβll the difference being, oneβs a job and the otherβs M E N T A L S I C K N E S S
>>521118524you are iq
>>521106876>>521107609>advertises serverbrowser.tf
CASTAWAY SAVED ME LIFE
>>521119479This, demoflyd possibly didnβt have sex before marriage while other anon sex before marriage w/ his fujoshi gf.
>>521049543Love how the BLU team is the early concept art. That's pretty neat and would be cool for a mod.
>>521106876>>521107609>serverbrowser.tf can show only 10 maps, therefore servers play only 10 maps?
>>521106876Dedicated servers are shit because admins and hosters have always been massive faggots. Your gay little servers with faggot rules and mentally challenged retards who spend more time typing and socializing than playing are not better than developer-hosted servers.
>>521123425You don't understand. TF2 used to have actual communities. It wasn't just what the tab on the menu was called, there was actually something special instead of the antisocial Casual model where the only people you'll recognise are the 10k hours who play the most
>>521116874So a demofloyd poster gets pussy and you get jealous? Get your money up not your funny up
>>521124116Yup something i've noticed is that casual promotes anti-social behavior and is very anti-community. because less players can talk and there are no sprays
>>521124413SchrΓΆdinger's pussy
>>521124413>online girl sends a meme>getting pussyImagine being this pathetic
steam friends
>>521124413>get pussy>edgy e-girl met onlineLOL
>>521125307Me on the right
>>521125307My first steam friend gave me soldier stash back in 2011
steam laddies...
>>521125404>>521125039S-tier pussy, I'd be jealous too
>>521125820No anon, you didnβt lose your virginity by chat sexting an online e-girl
>>521125404U shouldβve been there bro I bet Demofloyd went goblin mode on that vagina and she was laughing the whole 30 seconds
I love playing Soldier so much bros...
floydschizo is so sheltered to sexuality he thinks being sent a meme is having sex
me when i see 2fort, dustbowl, and playload
>>521125820de pee pee has to go into the puss puss to lose your virginity
im 28 and never had a gfsighat least i had tf2 i guess
>>521116874p sure that linked post is p bean
>>5211264082fort is for true noobs
>>521124116I am antisocial. I have played on dedicated servers before TF2 was a thing, my experience in them have always been negative because people are disgusting retards. Players and admins are faggots who cannot be trusted to make the right decisions.
Floydbros get pussy and make people laughFempyrosisters goon and seethe onlineTf2g fact.
>>521126689that tracks, p-bean and his gf are based and don't have to make up having sex for attention here
>>521111401I think it looks okay, the detailing is ass doe
>>521127638>>521127874>scout still doesn't have a baseball uniformfucking disgraceful
>>521127936It really is
>>521126657If I can get one, so can you. Get out there and get a life>>521127638>>521127874Very nice artwork!
>>521126657i met mine in siege or was it COD and hit 30. We play tf2 when got the time.
>>521126657Get yourself a merc husband. It'll fix everything.
>>521125307Unusual effect - Steam friends
>>521127936his default clothes are already a baseball uniform what are you talking about
>>521128638I would give you a link to their artwork page, but for some reason Google Images and TinEye suck at finding artwork on Tumblr.
>>521129826I actually never noticed until you just pointed it now
>>521126819Holy trvke
>>521130601Online pussy is not real anon
>mom, mom bring me my phone, I need to say my post is a trvke again
i wish my loadouts weren't ugly
I wish they buffed the Tribalman's Shiv.
>>521131517Just be minimal and it will look good
>>521130018Post it on my Twitch chat lol
>>521131739What?
no other TF2 freak will ever top painis cupcake
BONK
>>521132865
>>521131517post it
>>521040539>>521055931>>521057703>>521059123Someone needs a diaper change.
>>521133954
>>520947965The game is mostly dead
not sane
>>521123412I'm not gonna do it for all the servers since i gotta pull an all nighter and finish some work. But it's really not looking all that great even if you summarize the top 50. I said this last time but I swear to god I will improve serverbrowser.tf soon. This will be part of the things you can just look up on the site if you don't trust me>>521106876this is the first ever gabber video I actually watched from start to finish. I'm glad it was of some use. serverbrowser.tf still isn't as good as I know it can be
>>521134832*this is the chicago uncle dane server. surprisingly yes uncle dane's chicago server played tc_hydromaybe part of an april fools map? I wouldn't have thought it'd be in the rotation
>>520962884False
>>521107914Many such cases.
>>520962884depends
>>521135089>the top three most played maps are upward, badwater and barnblitzI genuinely thought it was a joke that uncletopia only played those 3 maps, I guess not
>>521132434Christian Brutal Sniper is hotter and his theme is better
>>521133954you wrong for that a
>>521132434>literally just Soldier with some Donkey Kong musicTepid>>521135561Now here's a real gruesome freak! And Christian Brutal Sniper is pretty gruesome too
>>521135598but you did
>>521135808Sniper you keep doing that i'm reporting you to HR
>521133954Average 2fort player honestly
>>521135808
>walk around corner>see this>give up because there's no counterplay and I'm about to instantly die in 0.1 seconds
>>521137554You managed to have a very complete thought process in less than 0.1 seconds, well done
>>521137554vaccinator time then
>>521137554Quitters deserve to die
wild how there's still only one sniper cosmetic that gives him a second glove
>come back to tf2, have a lot of hours of sniper>remeber vaguly have fond memories with the machina, >play sniper now, cant get a single kill, whiff every shot i dont how i did it.I love the weapon but man do i suck, you guys like a wep but not good with it?
>>521139389You just need to keep trying and you'll probably pick it back up again
>>521140139it was just one game, but man it was rough. i dont think i have the reaction time anymore im pushing 30
>>521139389get a better mousepad
>>521139389get a high fps monitor
>>521142547That's how Sniper is. Sometimes you do good, sometimes you do bad.
>>521142820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wixynJCGQq4
>>520915564here's mine>520916365>doktor>520939073shame for not finishing the chart, snipernegro. let it be known that any shitter that fails to complete the assigment from here on forward will be given an automatic F and will have their parents called after class.>521030448close enough to being done. good sheet engi thundapostah, 8/10>521045186the huo long is fun as fuck. 10/10.>521045578>most controversial opinioninstant 10/10>521055321i forgot about those sentry models. neato sheeto, 8/10.4chan's awesomesauce spam detector keeps asking me to reformat and try again, please ignore this section
>>521143023powerhouse isn't underrated. it's pretty much unanimously loved.
another night of drinking and loadout.tf kit bashing
>>521142547I mean probably that's what happens when you get old but one game doesn't mean much. You just need to keep trying man.
>>521144219ill keep at it thx anon
>>521143969>bashed a cool fit>the unusual doesnt exsist for the hatLIFE IS PAIN, I HAT
>>521143875i only ever hear people throw shit fits over it whenever i play community servers
what team is this pyro on? his suit is blue but his fire axe is red... ZESTY SAVE ME
>>521144556whenever i find a match of powerhouse, whether it's on casual or a community server, everyone seems to be having a blast. if powerhouse wasn't so loved, people wouldn't stay for 2 hour+ rounds on it
>>521143023I love '"that kind" of sniper' I wish Sniper would kill me in real life
Why was weezy so opposed to a boycott?
>>521144862His entire identity is being a adderall junkie and a gambling addict.
>>521144593YLW, obviously, look at the accents
How do fempyro truthers explain pyro's evident lack of tits?
>>521145273pear-chan weight distribution
>>521144501>unusual>cool fitWRONG
https://youtu.be/5VtVEBfRvhY i love this guys tf2 shit
>>521145273They don't.They don't like to think about his male build, his male voice, his male height, his very male hand size... they just like to pretend a female dog is in the suit because furries are retarded.
>>521145273how would they show in a baggy hazmat suit retard
>>521146540>bringing up dogs and furries out of nowherebro keep your fetish projections to yourself
>>521145273>>521146649like this
>>521144862mvm addict
>>521147605sexy
>>521144593It would have been cool if the fire axe and flame particles did have more team specific coloration
>>521146649You could still tell. In fact fat tits are more obvious in baggy clothing.t. knower
>>521148617not every woman has fat tits tho (unfortunately)
>>521149083they do in tf2
>>521149134oh yeah how come ms pauling doesn't have them then
tf2 maps: >pl_upward>pl_badwater Mental sicknesses: >everything else
>no Snipers either team to ogle at occasionally whats even the point bros
>>521149440she did
Rampant pornography consumption is not a personality trait
>>521149904did? where'd they go
>>521150208artstyle change
>>521150359built for Scout's BWC
>>521137554I've improved a little at Sniper recently but I can't physically do the finger movements needed to scope in and instantly headshot while also tracking a moving target's head. I've started to treat the gun as a projectile weapon in these types of situations and hope that I can predict where he will be when the scope animation completes.
>>521151031damn that webm looks really smooth. do you still have motion blur enabled or did you do the thing of rendering at 480fps and frameblending it to 60fps?
I've never played this game, who should I play?
>>521152000Checked, frameblend. My PC is nowhere near powerful enough to get good graphics ingame.
>>521152087spy is the most rewarding class for new players
What if we removed Short Circuit and Wrangler?Why does Engie's secondary unlocks both just make him even more of a bitch to fight?
>>521150359where's the admin's big GILF honkers then
>>521152087stick with soldier until you learn the basics, you just have to aim at feet
>>521152382trust me nobody's computer is powerful enough at max quality + particle effects without stuttering>frameblenddamn I wonder why it didn't look that good for me. I'll try it again sometime
>>521153446what if you got good and killed the engineer?
>>521152087Scout unironically. With TF2 you just need to jump straight into cold water. Itβs sink or swim man. You got this bro
>>521154178>go to attack the engineer>he hides behind the sentry>go to attack the sentry, it suddenly triples it's health>go AOE to hit them both>he deletes explosives instantly while the sentry is free to fire away
>>521154421fake scenario, the engineer can't have the wrangler and the short circuit at the same time
>>521154490in the time you go soldier/demo to break a nest, an engie can respond with swapping to the item that invalidates their existence
>>521154613how would he know a demo is coming until the demo already tries blowing it up? on the next life, sure, but they're not psychic
>>521154702my original point was that he's a bitch to fight, not that he's impossible to kill.Unlocks that completely invalidate your counters are bullshit, such as Razorback, DDS, Spicicle, DR, Vaccinator, etc but while you can work around most of them, Engie's secondaries (and Vaccinator) are just some of the biggest fuck yous in the game.
>>521144219your right i popped off twice.idk tf2 headhotting feel so weird, half the time i feel like i shouldve hit that head shot. other half i somehow headshotted them but feel like i was off by 1cm.Strange, but had fun. i did have a good team tho.
>>521154421>go to attack engineer>kill him because i'm not bad
How would you fix sniper?
>>521156329Add tracer rounds to all rifles, half his reserve ammo, add a long clip reload every 5~ shots.OR make every rifle a projectile, I think that'd be funny.
Did you know that compfags replace the calendar pinup girls with Medic and Heavy? They're literally gay.
>>521157386medic pinup is literally goatedheavy looks ugly af. what were they thinking??
>>521157386basedased
>>521157386As if you needed any proof that compfags are gay.
which map has the comfiest spawn rooms?
>>521158283Turbine Center I'm aware of the door, still has the best spawnsfollowed by the BLU Diner in Brew
>>521134832serverbrowser.tf is extremely useful anon.I would love to have the feature to see what you have in the picture, where you can summarize all the map hours played in every server for every region.Keep up the good work
>>521158512I mean, for example gabber didn't even mention fith, eotl, or kogasatopia. It might be because 2 of them are 40 player servers and 1 of them is kogasatopia. But there shouldn't even be a question of "Hey let me know if I missed any servers"It should be straight up "Here are all the servers worth looking at". There's ways I can improve that experience, but all of my programming effort right now is going into two separate jobs right now
>>521158283Egypt.
>>521159585i would fuck in egypt
>>521158501>picholy hell that is comfy
>>521159943Right?
>>521159943Left?
>>521159685what did he mean by this
>>521157386Nice. Just need a Sniper one
>>521160958pretty much that, except reverse the colors.I should get that mask.Struggle snuggle your pyro gf
Nobody makes any art of Sniper's kangaroo wife. :(
>>521160958me in the back
>>521161593you in the front
>>521161678no... I'm in the back I said
>>521161526Kostamoinen has single-handedly caused this model to be popular, thougheverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BnhzCJCDI
>>521161473tfw no pyro gf to struggle snuggle
>>521161978Really wish that guy would die
>>521162608tfw do have and she encourages it tf2 came up, she really likes backburner. Dont think she has a strange one. Glad they cheap, or should i get something more special.
>>521162781Kostamoinen? Why? His stuff is well animated and funny
>>521158501>tranbine>with that god awful announcerno
>>521162813
>>521162882Furfaggots must get the rope or you wind up with a LGBBQP+ infested hellhole like the game currently is.
>>521162882because he's not HECKING BASEDERINO
>>521162920The map is honestly comfy, even with the door
>>521162920mad because of a door
>>521160958def the comm gonna be in egpyt, should find a good spot later
>>521163096I don't think he's actually a furry, he just looked for a model that was closest to the /actual/ furry image Kitty0706 used for Sniper's Kangaroo wife in Team Fabulous 2 (which is inseparable from that joke at this point)
When you finally get your fempyro IRL
>>521163362always make sure to store your fempyros properly
>>521163362she has very nice boobies
>>521163693I was honestly expecting there to not be enough room for them in that hole
>>521163362imagine the noise of that machine having to push the cage back up. really wouldn't be all that sexy to hear WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>521163362Gotta store her when you go to work, personally I like a HOT cooked meal so i let mine out of the box.
>>521163362i want to do this to a /tf2g/ anon (no i'm not a tranny just a faggot)
>>521164114I'll be your medic gf (male) but you're not doing that to me.
>>521164114>people are into claustrophobiaWe need to revive kinkshaming
>>521163987I personally only put her in storage when she fucks up and burns the meal as punishment. Side effect of being a pyro I guess
>>521163885In the actual video you can hear the woman whimpering
>>521164320yeah no, a medic main is already broken psychologically. only the thought of doing it to someone unwilling is entertaining>>521164376i'd be into getting to own someone like that, the storage method just makes it seem way more convenientpyro main, for the record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYUMyXLZooFSoaS video mentioned on an uncle dane video... he truly made it, im so happy for /ourguy/
>>521164518For me my punishment is bruising her cervix.She seem to burn it alot lately...i dont mind the carbon really.
>>521164826>pomson projectiles are slow as fuck>they're actually the same speed as stock rocketsdamn, how do soldiers cope with such a slow projectile? no wonder it feels easier to hit directs in quake
>>521164376isnt it be claustrophillia?
>>521163362realistic tf2 spawn room
>>521164856That means she enjoys it and you should maybe find a new punishment. Can't let her think she gets to make decisions.
>>521163362how the fuck is this supposed to be hot>ooooohhhhh its dark and i can barely move so scarylike i can get bondage if it opens their legs so that they can be easily primed for something to be inserted but just this?
>>521165383i guess its the power dynamic of being completelly trapped at the mercy of someone else, and maybe overhearing guests while you're in such a shameful position under the floor
>>521165383you wouldn't get it
>>521165114i do like correcting pyro gf but your right.ill figure something out lol
>>521165383i think power and control thing. Some girls really like being dolls for men
Should I spend 80$ on TF2 hats and taunts?
>>521165383cute lil normiefriend
>>521165724buy keys and crates and you can x10 your money
>>521165383Autism probably mixed with sociopathy. Domination is easy to get but this is just a bizarre extreme sterile version of it. Don't look at it like you would of other normal human beings but like you're looking at a cenobite pleasing Leviathan.
>>521165724Yes but only for Sniper
>>521165724Yes but only for Pyro
>>521166045>Autism probably mixed with sociopathyyeah, i'm an autist and have always had a emotionally sadistic side that i reserve for when i play vidya / coom, checks out
>>521164826>20:50>he admitted his mistakeDamn... Dane is a bigger man than I thought.
>>521164939soldier is balanced around his slow rocketscould you imagine direct hit speed rockets but with the same blast radius as stock?The way you fight soldiers is you're meant to juke his rockets, so instead of hitting meaty 112dmg directs, you make him waste his rockets hitting 30-50dmg splashconversely as the soldier the only chance you have in killing medics, demos, or scouts is by landing meaty fucking directs.
>>521165383It's a loss of control thing. Which can be hot if you're a sub. Also depending on how much air is in there it could be an asphyxiation thing
>>521165724>$80 for one Nintendo Switch 2 game>$80 on TF2 hats and tauntsI think the choice is clear
what a shitty general
what a great general
what an amazing general
Anyone recognize a pattern with the ops recently?>coomer bait>then it's a good op>then coomer bait>then it's a good op>then coomer bait yet againNext general 100% chance is coomer bait and gonna be off topic hell. Best not visit this place for a couple of days me thinks
>>521173831>recentlythat's literally how it's always been
>>521173831Don't be a coward just embrace it
>>521174079>>521174169this, variety is the spice of life
>>521173079when's the switch 2 TF2 port now that there's mouse controls
>>521175441in a world where valve still cared about consoles, maybeeven the portal collection was outsourced to nvidia
>>521175670outsource the port... then it'll work
>>521175931realistically it would be more likely for them to stack half-life or L4D on there or somethingthey don't want to bother with live service updates on consoles even when the orange box was new
>>521176258I'm just curious how many shooters are gonna make use of the mouse controls now that it's a thing
>>521176652I haven't seen if you can use one joycon in the mouse mode with a second one active for buttons but it would make for an interesting control scheme for sure
in regards to the OP I was going to make a rick may edition because I forgot it was the anniversary of his death on tuesday and this anon reminded me>>520922118
>>521177260understandable
I wish tf2 saved replays
>>521177269>>521177269>>521177269Z + 4
>>521177326It used to, then for some reason Valve got too cheap to keep the replay servers up
