>OngoingBurger Event - Letters from Valley Hospital - 3/27 -4/9SSR Franklin, SSR Santa Fe, SR MillerNurse skins: new botes, Mogador, Voroshilov, Suzuya, WashingtonNevada META (Cruise Pass) & Stremitelny nurse skin (Cruise Pass)Hornet META - 3/13 - 6/4>UpcomingBisoku Zenshin S2Little Formi RerunLittle Eugen - Core Data shopChapayev secretary story and Fleet ChatAugs for Sheffield и U-101Frostfall rerun>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.pngEquipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFgEN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>520779692
Wife.
>>520932593Clumshiro
>>520932672go back >>>/trash/
https://azurlane.jp/news/680Chapayev secretary story and Fleet ChatAugs for Sheffield and U-101Next maint - Frostfall rerun
Noshicute Noshilove NoshimarriageNoshismooches
>>520933024Noshiwhore
Think they'll scrap the design or go with what they have?
I prefer Akagi's melons
NoshitoesNoshisolesNoshiholesNoshimoans
>>520933279Can't be as ugly as KanColle's concept design of Shinano.
>>520933279Looks like shit x8
>>520933337Noshihorns
>>520934451Essex moment
Scylla my beloved
Which bote would sit down and watch me play DMC?
>>520934947What do Scylla's pits smell like?
>>520933279The brunette fox and the sickly one are the only ones who don't have insanely big stupid sleeves. I don't think they want to go brunette though that's too plain, even though the mishmash of slutty schoolgirl and samurai empress is hot. The sickly one I think overall has a pretty good design but the face looks anemic. I suppose with a minor face adjustment they could make it salvageable. I would personally like less accessories because I don't like busy images, but that could just be a matter of taste.
>>520935732Shipgirl BO smells like seaweed but they typically use perfumes and deodorants
>>520935732Take a big whiff
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~
are there any METAs that are actually popular/well liked? people like helena META I guess but thats moreso because it's helena rather than anything helena META herself did.
>>520934947>>520936384Scylla's evil armpits...
>>520933279If they go with a slopwasher-esque design then I will firebomb Manjuu HQ, Amaterasu willing.
>>520935269Ayaya and she would call you a shitter
>>520937098>moreso because it's helena rather than anything helena META herself did.How dare you even imply that I don't love my greatest ally on her own merits.
>>520937098E, Taco, Memphis, and Yorktown are the only only ones besides Helena that seem interesting at all. Maybe QE too.
>>520937569I like QEM better than QE. They do basically the same stuff, but QEM just feels more leaderly and less like a howling monkey. It's probably the tits.
>>520937098I like Repulse META and Gneisenau META is ok too
>>520932593DOGSHIT OP
>>520937098I like Essex META
>>520937098She is neither, but has gotten more screen time than most of them.
>>520932593>>520932810She looks like my gf's daughter, agewise
>>520937348She probably would call me a shittier, and show me how to truly Devil Trigger.
Thoughts?Front
Is it a good idea to spend cubes on research projects or should I save my cubes? I've seen some projects that use up to 10 cubes and I wonder whether they are worth it.
>>520939701>Is it a good idea to spend cubes on research projects or should I save my cubes?Depends on how many you have
>>520939928Now we're talking
>>520939654Huge breasts.
>>520939928Mom is so beautiful.
>>520939654Ginormous tits
>>520939889I always have around 110-130 or so. How many are recommended to hold onto?
>>520940413She would look even better standing up, au naturele
>>520940484400 at all times, minimum.
>>520940413>>520939928You're going to summon Jiur.
>>520940497https://files.catbox.moe/z6c5ec.jpeg
>>520933279Honestly i liked his first yamato (and first iowa) tellingly they were pre 2021I particularly like how the ends of her hair flare out
>>520940787Needs a bit more bush; and maybe a small white fringe or highlight in her hair, but this is great. This is how women should look like. 9/10
>>520939928>>520940787Jr SKKs are cute!
>>520939654No thoughts, only boobs
>>520937870Also the face styling desuSee QE school skin
>>520939654Backcant post the link to the unoffical website, but it's a SC studio model.
>>520939928Waaaay better than lolishit for sure
>>520941298>lolishitwho is the line for lolishit in your opinion?
>>520941204thats some toothpaste level hair
>>520940787I want to have breeding sex with my aunt under my mother's watchful eye and guidance
>>520941439Better to get tangled with while fucking her like crazy. Ulrich Needs long hair so we can call it the spider trap.
>>520941315Leander, the cute girl-next-door that you never somehow paid attention to but would be perfectly happy with it.
Why do i like the shading of the UR april fools bulin better than Franklin? What about the shading specifically feels better?
>>520941404If they look like kids
there is nothing wrong with making love to tiny botes
>>520942816You tell us Mr. Opinionated Man
>>520942952Yeah but like this?
Which bote has a Devil Trigger?
why is lovely fox so based?
>>520943251Yes
>>520943579This chicken is getting cooked.
>>520943187That's lolishit
>>520938159not canon
>>520941867not canon
I don't care about anything other than getting botes repeatedly pregnant
AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY
>>520944857Same
>>520944960That is you.
>>520945050gigantic preggo bellies are as ridiculous as balloon titsa tasteful few months pregnant tummy bump is where it's at
>>520945196this but with everybote
>>520944857Botes can't get pregnant
>>520945050I fucking love Fertility Empire
>>520945278Balloon tits are fine once in a while like Taihou or Kashino, but everyone having balloon tits gets boring to meRaffaello was great simply for having not quite balloon tits in her game art (by current standards)
>>520945520you're just infertile and your botes will soon seek better men
>>520945565everyone having the same body is boring because at that point you are just changing their outfit and face. Looking at the same thing 100 times is bound to just get repetitive and make you want to go look at other body types.
>>520945565You're not allowed to say that
xiaomi makes cars?!
>she has long legs and medium tiddyI am now interesed in the bote
>>520945720Botes are robots, robots don't have wombs>>520945565Balloon tits refers to bolt ons, or unnaturally round large tits. Taihou and Kashino both have large breasts but they are more naturally shaped. Raffo is actually a terrible example because she has the worst case of bolt on balloon tits I've seen in awhile. Her upper body is drawn thin or lithe and then they just added tits in post to sell her better, they don't naturally fit her body. You compare that to Frankie and her boobs fit her body better despite being big.
>>520943317Complete lack of ass
>>520945910Yes, Harbin will buy you 10 of them.
>>520946578That kinda talk will get you sent to the tato farms bro.
it is natural for botes to be more bottom than top heavy
>>520947109>oathed MinskBased, but I am not going to dig up potatos.
>>520947109Why doesn't the Party have a mandatory exercise program involving heavy squats and deadlifts? Glorious People's Republic should have people with stronk, glorious asses! If only the tsar knew...
Look at how happy she was being treated by Enterprise
>>520947497Volga moya vozlyublennaya
>>520947562happysex
>>520947262Nice
>>520947562Surely that Sundae isn't that pricey
Big Boat Butts
>>520945756>huh they only have different clothes, faces, personalities and artstyles! they all look the same because they don't look like 12 year old boys!
>>520947262Made for bleached dp
Belfap
>>520944075Dumb CV thinks she is a sub
>>520948183Wet Bote Farts
>>520949557In Azur Lane she can identify as the hull type of her choice.
I told Noshiro that I want to worship her legs
>>520950157Proof?
>>520949493More like Belplap.
>>520950882Cutebiki
>>520950541Made for all kinds of zuris
>>520950541Sagfast Bestfast
>>520951815This can't be good for her back.
verboten parlance, thoughbeitnatively VP,T
Do I start research for FdG or Harbin? Reason I'm considering Harbin because I never build a PR5 bote.
>>520952537Whichever one you like the most.
>>5209481834th bote nut of the day feels good>>520950541Belfast doesn't do much for me but knowing there's a cute chubby guy on gst who jerks to her makes me like her more
>>520952537I'd generally say to go lower first since you'll have an easier time getting prints to make them useful but they both have catchup and fate Sims available. Do you need frontliners or main fleet ships more?
My Essex can beat up your Essex
>>520953206>not oathedlmao
>>520952537Whichever flavor of mom you prefer.
>>520953357I like Essex but not that much
>>520953720>no skin eitherYou don't like Essex.
>>520950290she just said "dozo" and laid like that
This will be our Yamato.
>>520953976Did she tape you to the ceiling?
>>520954073Awful sleeves>>520953206Its a shame how Essex is a cutie but essex poster autism has ruined her for me
>>520954316He's in the process of jumping out of his pants.
>>520954073Those are really nice looking breasts.Otherwise, no comment.
Is santa fe actually smaller than franklin?
>>520954073Kamiwasher does it again
>>520954337It keep her relevant from any other SSR
>>520954316I'm a big shikikan
>>520954762Its just too beta and autistic for my tastes. But it doesn't matter I can still jerk it to Frankie in peace so there's that.
Sweet Jesus this is a sexy Taihou.https://x.com/commander_kei/status/1909551819413766571/photo/1
Holy shit guys it's happening!
>>520954926>>Noshiro>>Noshiro>>Noshiro>>Noshiro
>>520954073Looks like shit
>>520955008Stinky ass bird
Uhh guys... why does Jack Black have a Wisdom cube?
>>520955252>2026We will be dead by then.
>>520932929>Will never have a cute wolfbotewife to invasively sniff my cock and detect my cum from miles away.Why even live?
How far behind is TW servers if they're just barely getting Fancy?https://x.com/AzurLane_TW/status/1909182842569142403
>>520956198he's simply too based
>>520956198If you don't wear protective gear when handling wisdom cubes the radiation botefies you
>>520954073I haven't been keeping up with AL news, I thought manjew and dishwasher had a falling out and he no longer works with them?
>>5209564315 months
>>520956845That doesn't stop him from drawing shitty designs to post to patreon or whatever else bro
>>520956832Wiat we're going to get a Jack Black Bote?
>>520954073sasuga Kusowasher
>>520957086Yep, ol Jackie Blackie will be our first fatbote, an ammo carrier type
Which one is prettier...
>>520957441Yes.
>>520957441Agir is much prettier than Marco, its not even close. Marco just has that manic pixie thotclown vibe that appeals to simps and cucks for all those winona flowers loving faggots.
>>520958107I will fuck every one of her forms with my BWC
>>520957441Both
>>520957441Ägir.
>>520957441Agir meine gelibte
>>520958386Ok, small dick brownie
>gelibte
>>520958920I will cram all 7" in her and unload my maple flavored ballslop into her jap womb keep coping SEAmonkey
>>520955342>4 Noshirosthat's 40 Noshitoes!
>>520957441I prefer gote just because she's a feetslut
>>520959091Just ESL jeets things.
>>520957441Gote is the GOAT of all time
>>520959091>>520959443Chill out fritz
>>520956351I once read a manga where the wolf girl became the mistress.
>>520932593>Augs for SheffieldLovely, can she get a retrofit too?
NEW!
>>520954073She's just long Amagi.
>>520957845
>>520956460.>jew on jew violence
>>520957441Mark has high Charisma.
>>520959931sex with zelf
Z11 lets a loud fart slip, do you take the blame?
Alternating between kid pussy and adult pussy fucking cute hebes like >>520960439 until she passes out and then slamming it into >>520959607 while digging fingers into her nipples from behind
>>520960845Yes and i'll take her farts too
>>520960761Marco Sexo
didnt you used to be able to swap exp thingies for progress here or am i being retardo?
>>520964437I think you have to use them in the inventory.
>>520964437No you need combat data packs which you get from the new player PR catch up reward thing, not sure if there's another way to get them. You probably shouldn't use those on research anyway btw because instead you can convert them into another currency in the prototype core shop and buy UR gear blueprints which is way more valuable than saving like a few days of doing sorties.
>>520965371>uy UR gear blueprintsintresting, will do
>>520956832even with protection it will inevitably boteify you, boteification is inevitable
>>520960551Will Vanguard be getting a skin this anni?
>>520966483Low-level botefication is harmless, luxurious hair, smooth clear skin, these factors are generally well received by SKKs.
>>520965937PURE BRI'ICH PROIME RIB
Cow just ran me over.
>>520967984
>>520968494Cute cat cow
Manjuu please... I need more.
>>520968701THIS IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>520969010How
>>520969107Cows do some crazy shit.
>>520969010>>520969472Its true, they are cute but annoying
>rented Washington's skin>mfw realize i never had her on the first place
I hear that despite their reputation, cows are actually fairly smart. Meanwhile, horses are dumb, panicky, and smell bad. How true is this?
Does Kashino moo?
>>520970358no idea about the cow part but I do know horses are extremely dumb and unless trained will easily panic, that and horses are extremely prone to just dying
>>520970369Only if you touch her in the right places.
>>520970358It's more like horses aren't as smart as most people think and cows aren't as dumb as people think. But yes, a lot of horses are extremely skittish.
Cows just love their commanders.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdlaxMabZuM
>>520971356whoa look at him go
>>520970358Horses smell badly and are extremely impatient, skittish and high maintainanceThey are like overpowered, dumber humans that walk on all fours
>>520970358Cows aren't exactly smart but they are quite curious, and that curiosity can replicate the effects of intelligence. For instance cows will routinely test fences and explore around which can lead them to escapes that suggest they are smarter than they are. But on average a cow is probably as smart as an average untrained dog.
Which bote do I smooch today?
>>520973949skk
>>520973949Pick a wife, every wife.
>>520974138How do I kiss myself?>>520975824Bro that is like 50 botes.
>>520976601If you can't at least kiss them all in a day you shouldn't have them.
>>520976967If I kiss them then the other 650 will feel left out.
>>520976601with effort
>>520978143In that case I guess you'd better marry the other 650 too, but then you're really going to have trouble kissing all of your wives daily.
post some kissing
>>520978815My wives warming each other up.
>>520978815oh yeah please post some random dude kissing my wives
>>520979210canon
>>520979227>he doesn't kiss his wives
>>520979227I got you, brah.
>>520979941Cunny licking imminent
What botes would get evil and freaky with me?
Just swapped spit with a bote.
>>520980634which bote
Hello! Where do I find the Scylla Fan Club?
>>520980827
>>520958107The best girl of the game.
>>520980464The only thing hotter than sister rape is selfcest rape.
>>520980983good taste
>>520980983bad taste
>>520980983godlike taste
>>520981942
>when SKK is having fun with other girls
B!C!M!
almost there...just a few more weeks...
>>520983370I don't believe you
>>520983637
>finally develop hindenburg>her personality is total shitwaht the FUCK. it's just femdom but like, shitty and non-erotic. you're telling me I wasted all that oil, selectable BPs, and research projects on this bitch?
>>520984620Yup, enjoy. You can hope she gets the Aegir treatment and is flanderized in future skins/interactions.
>>520984620Hindy's just a demon doing demon things, what did you expect?
>>520984620She gets a bit better in her skin, but it is forbidden now so you have to go to the wiki to look at it.
>>520984917a semen demon. emphasize on semen, not demon.
>>520985345IB isn't really a faction for brainlets sorry
>>520986219>IB isn't really a faction for brainlets>all of its fans are massive brainlets
>>520986528False, IB enjoyers such as myself have a more mature understanding of AL
>>520986219>prinz (THE girl for coomers of all types)>FdG >agir/august/emden
>>520984620If it makes you feel better, Hindenburg is less bitchy in JP and CN.
>>520987092What does that have to do with the factionfags being retards or not?
I don't know which dragon to get. Hakuryuu or Agir?
>>520987120>person who translate Hindenburg's lines is the Ulrich translator.lmao
>>520987917Katana for Legs LaneGote for Feet Lane
How to I get botes to stop talking about my butt?
>>520988810You talk about it before them.
>>520987120Every. Single. Time.
>>520988810Talk about theirs instead
>>520987120She isn't really bitchy she's just slightly annoyed she got pulled out of Hell to deal with whatever nonsense preoccupies humans. People try to summon demons expecting they'll get a pliant onahole but really its more like summoning a cat.
Damn Eugen doesn't fuck around
>>520980290This most heinous of boats.
>>520987120Now look at the CN and JP script for her EX lines.
>>520989157BASED
>>520989157E would be easily able to dominate Eugen
>>520990160Shh, let Prinz "Bow Down, Stern Up" Eugen enjoy her bit of revisionism.
I would easily dominate E in my bed
>>520990448nice try skk but we all know you are a giga sub
>>520990846Some girls are just obligate bottoms.
fapping to mog again
>>520991150NTR pic
>>520991546Why?
>>520991692Cuckmander calling while she has sex with another guy
>>520991781Where does it say that? I think it is Deutschland calling.
>>520991150cute shark
>>520991273Good boy~
>>520991857That's still NTR because you're fucking behind someone's back or ignoring them to fuck, so its either SKK is cucked or her friends or family are cucked because she's a slut
>>520991546>>520991781Typical brownoid behavior. Always imagining cuckoldry in any scenario where it has no presence.
>>520992023Don't call me that..
>>520992302>having sex with your wife >her sister suddenly calls while you're in the middle of it>suddenly it is NTR nowYou're actually mentally ill.
>>520991957Redundant.
>>520992594Spee's idol skin was released over 5 years ago and I think Deutschland's last skin was released around there too. Little Spee was also 3 years ago.I think we need Scheer to be released immediately with skins for the sharks.
>>520992341I'm not taking tagging seriously when it says shit like "heavenly ass" on a pic where the ass is cropped out of frame>>520992482If you don't stop sex to answer a family call you're a piece of shit and its NTR, her sister could be having a medical emergency or something and she can't stop fucking long enough to answer and be like "oh hey I am doing something *giggle* babe stop hehehe um can I call you back?" Yeah that's prioritizing getting cock over your family, that's NTR shit.
>>520994261date skins doko
>forgot to claim the Bulin skinOops.
>>520994632Bricked.
>Hmph
>>520995163smooching Hood
>>520981942>>520983027
Eugen and Blucher made Hipper sit in my lap. It was supposed to be for just 5 minutes, but strangely, she didn't want to get up after the time had passed. It's weirder because she was protesting it at the start.
>>520999692Densekikan
>>521000000
Suddenly, Sakawa!
>>521001816Sakacute
>>521000641I don't understand blueboard culture, its incredibly onions
>>521002231That is a lot of sex.
My beloved head maid.
>>521002231
>>521002231>>521002694umm Yorktown and Hornet?
>>521002409Pittsburg about to do unspeakable thing to Nagato
>>521002409Wifeburgh
>>521002409>NAGACUNNY UOOOOOH
>>521002823
>>521004447Essex's sharingan is ass.
>>521004642No it's not
>>521004973All it does is make lemons, it sucks.
>>521004408It should be legal to fuck kids (2D)
>>520946575>Botes are robotswrong>robots don't have wombswrong again, robots can very easily have artificial wombs
>>521004408imagine cornering Nagato in dark alleyway with Pittsburgh
>>521006234skin VERY soon
Say something nice about the original goonette
Wait I thought Plymouth was a heavy cruiser, not light? What do I use her for then (besides sex) if she's not a tank?
>>521005486They are robots, everything points to thatIf they had artificial wombs and could produce offspring we'd see that as the default mode of production the way it is for soldiers. We don't see that we see wisdom cube activation, therefore it isn't possible. We know this is true because there is actually a program to artificially replicate shipgirls which is the Siren's Pawn program. Since humans can't replicate shipgirls or fuck them pregnant it indicates botes cannot get pregnant. Furthermore since you can't even cut a shipgirl's hair without it instantly growing back, it makes no sense to think she could have an enduring change like pregnancy.
>>521006335bb support
>>521006335There's like 750 ships and you only need 6-12 for the peak performance builds, why the fuck does anyone care about prioritization if they are a collector.If you're a meta faggot check the top 6 pic and then fuck off. If you want her for collection reasons then ignore her meta performance.
>replied to himself 8 hours later to justify another schizo rant
Yumi a cutie~
>LIGHT cruisers
>>521006869Imagine the ass sweat accumulating...
>>521006869>>521007012Salty, delicious seaweed flavor stuck in their cracks next to the tangy flavor of their drenched pussies.
>>521006372This, botes are machines created for war, they are tools and should be treated as such.
>>521007012>>521007175and the braps. you can't forget the braps.
This guy still going on about his botes are robots fanfic?
>>521007941Indeed. That is what makes the psychology of them so appealing. They are the "perfect woman" because they are woman-objects who can fulfill both fantasies of having a consenting partner and a convenient receptacle for male attention and lust. Some are a bit more one way or another on the spectrum, but they are all on it and behave as such. Some are just superficially cognizant talking meat toilets there to receive your testicular emission, while others are guarded no-nonsense tools for your will who only begrudgingly submit to extracting your pent up semen. For most the ideal KANSEN are somewhere in the middle. >>521008276I'm not a brappacino enjoyer but yes, mainly of the ships are powered on old smokestack systems and would be churning out noxious fumes constantly>>521008371Everything says they are. Nothing says they aren't.
I have yet to see anyone produce textual evidence proving they are robots.
>>520959091meant for>>520958869>>521006718meant for>>521005486>>521008371meant for>>521006372
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
What would be more pathetic? Him linking the replies back to himself>>521008830 or some second loser doing it for free?
>>521008778Because the only actual robots are Kearsarge, Gascogne, Fargo, Alsace, and Vodka Kot
It has been a week now, can I get the last four prints please?
>stop linking my posts aieeeLOL
>>521009551BUILT for>>521009113
>>521002632Snailsex
>>521009551Oh, so it was you who was doing all this, Scyllaspic. Misrepresenting arguments and posting them as green texts is your go to tactic.
>aislop
>>521009953goes here>>521009867
>>521009223>is born from A FUCKING ROCK fused with a ship hull>is not a robotlmao
>>5209809723 doors down.
>>521010001Ever heard of Servants from Fate?The ship hull is the catalyst
Bro's Pastas saved AL.
>>521011062sex sex SEX MOG SEX
>>521010001I'm not sure why you have such a hard are for them being robots when they are just memetic entities. Can some be robots? Yes, as we are shown with the ones I listed. Are they all robots? No.
I tried one more time for Franklin and got Santa Fe two times so I got her 3 times in total fuck was going to get Franklin’s outfit but I guess I’ll save my gems
I need botes.
>>521010363Is Naruto really that popular in China, jesus.
>>521011931it's still an on going title so yes.
mogadoru's fat titties on my cock
Nathans Status?
>>521012827Why must Pasta subs be so damn sexy? I NEED to breed this cheeky brat now
>>521013219>She's gonna make your noodle go soft.
>>521013287I can't get past these....
>>521013287Ugh lame, put her back in the swimsuit
>>521010363Doesn't even make half of what arknights didIt's so fucking over
>>521013310Sup /hsrg/ bro
>>521013646
>>521013310She's not french, she'll let you get through them
Who gets CN anni?
>>521014741Bongs
>>521014741Which bote is that on the right
>>521014830MLM Hayase Yuuka
>>521015004We don't have a bote named yuuka tho
>>521013310>dicklet announcing himself like this
>>521014741Burgers
>>521015340stop dickshaming
>>521015340I'm white...
>>521010219Servants from FATE are based off biological people like king arthur or joan of arc, not fucking steel boats lmao>>521011225They're robots dude they have bluetooth mental connections to drone planes. You can cope all you want but it is what it is.
>>521015340he has a humiliation fetish, don't play into his hands
>>521015868>Servants from FATE are based off biological people like king arthur or joan of arcCounterpoint: a fucking city
>>521015340I never fully understood it but calculating whether you can get past a woman's asscheeks or not is part of the culture of hsrg
>>521016163I think the whole thing is some /trash/ shitpost
GONNA CUM MOGADOR
>>521015868>not fucking steel boats lmaowrong again>they have bluetooth mental connectionsso? some people's hearts are powered with machines, and you can even chip your brain now to do similar shit, and they are not robots because of that.
>>521016163people that spew that bullshit of "can't get pass the butt cheeks" are outing themselves as virgins, 99% of sexual positions let you fuck any girl no matter the size of her ass or the size of your penis.t.dicklet that used to have a VERY fat gf with a gigantic ass
>>521015340Is that even how "blocking" works when she gets bent over?
>>521016090Well probably some servants are based off objects, like Jack is a zombie or some shit made of dead hookers. The point still stands though the Fate Servants are more like if you bonded a wisdom cube to a dead person vs Kansen are bonding them to an old boat. >>521016163>>521016261The blockers shit is all based off a virgin meme that you need a really big dick to fuck fat chicks or girls with big asses. None of them have had sex so they don't understand the angles on penis in vagina sex (PIV) or how "blockers" are retarded.>>521016280Uh yeah bro if you heart is like 50+% metal or your brain is 50%+ computer yes, you're a fucking robot lmao. Real people's hair doesn't instantly grow back like shipgirls does when you cut it. They're robots.
>>521015868I dunno what to tell you man. Game spells out pretty clearly that they are memetic entites. >Servants from FATE are based off biological peopleNot all of them, why do you talk so confidently about things you are so blatantly wrong about? It is okay to be wrong bro.
>>521016621>fat gflike literally fat?
>>521016675>not all of themYeah only like 99% of them. Talk about memetic entities shit all you want, that's just another way of saying robots. It's memes instantiated into a robotic form. No biological being can carry around battleship guns and tank battleship gun shots to the face.If all you're saying is "um ackshually its not robots because um err its ackshually fairy meme magic" just fuck off, that's hairsplitting nonsense. They're nonbiological subordinate entities based off static objects like ships, they're robot girls.
missionary, doggy or prone bone?
>>521016645>Real people's hair doesn't instantly grow back like shipgirls does when you cut it. They're robots.so you're saying super heroes or mutants in comics are also robots?
>It's memes instantiated into a robotic formYou're just spouting random bullshit now>>521016903Depends on the bote
>there robots>that need to eat/drink to survive>that need to sleep>that need can also get exhausted>that need to learn things manually>that also sweat>that also get diseases>that also feel pain>that also bleed/can get wounded>that are also outright stated to have a very very similiar BIOLOGY to regular humansat best somebody like kear has some robot bits but even then she is just a very very small minority
>>521016882>no biological being...the game quite literally tells you they are....
>>521017070meant for>>521016882
>>521017073Really the differences come from wisdom cube magic like magically regrowing hair and static weight
>>521016903Yes, situationally. Some botes would get certain positions more than others.
the botes are robots shitposter is a bot
the only reason botes can't get pregnant is because this isn't a R18 game, not because lore reasons.they should add a payed option to impregnate oathed botes and 9 months later (real time) you get a baby ship girl you can educate in the project identity
>>521016952Not all of them but many of them yes, but that's irrelevant since AL isn't based on mutants. >>521017073Yes look at blade runner, those are robots with all those same qualities>>521017458You don't need an R18+ rating to have kids you fucking idiot like 99% of PG13 or PG movies feature families with mommys and daddys that have kids, which they made by fucking. All you need is to fade to black to show the reproduction. AL doesn't have that so the robots don't sexually reproduce. If they did the chans program would counter the Pawn program simply by SKK constantly fucking botes.
>>521017458grooming every daughter
>almost 4 years since last skinanti-loli lane.....
>>521017458I don't even really think its because of it not being R18 (it does prevent depicting the act but not actually showing the pregnancy itself) but mostly because actually implementing it would be a massive task that realistically doesn't have enough demand
>>521017631>look at blade runnerexcept blade runner makes an entire point about them being robots and states as such, AL never does that, in fact they had some plot line which while shit made a big fuss about them being human just like others
>>521017070Like I said he has some hard on for them being robots for whatever reason. I think his argument is actually that he just doesn't want them to be "human" but the level of autism we are dealing with here is way too high to have an actual discussion with him about it.
>>521017669she was the cunny to end all cunnies
>>521017868Humans don't instantly regrow their hair when its cut, and aren't made by fusing asteroid shards to ship hulls. They're robots. They are basically just transformers that look more like human girls.
>>521017073Yeah they consume oil and coolant dudeNot helping your case
>>5210176694 years already since her release? I remember how she almost destroyed reddit and similar sites.
>>521017989>hair regrowthwouldn't that just make it less likely they are robots since hair regrowth is a biological thing
>>521018058>drink oxy cola (oil) explicitly unfit for human consumption>survive getting shot by literal artillery grade shellsummmm errrr uhhhh they're totally human because... they get... le sad!!!>>521018226Nope, they're robots with a designated form that their bodies forcibly adhere toThat's why chans don't age, in fact none of the botes age - they aren't biological entities
>>521017073>bleedThat they can.
>>521017989It's just cube magic bro
>>521018930Looks like dirty coolant
>>521017885>humannot him but honestly my quibble is about their durability/mortality with and without rigging, I suppose cube magic does weird things about thatThen again see grozny lifting
>>521019067>magicAL is a sci-fi genre setting not magic. The jap "magic" is implied to simply be advanced technology. The same way there's no real "hell" that the demons come out of.
>>521019383Something something clarkes third law
if Noshiro canonically orgasms from skk helping her put her shoes on what would happen if he kissed her toes?
>>521019358Eldrige looks like 3'1" 45lbs and can lift SKK overhead with ease for uppies, she's a robot
>>521019358I don't think they are human. I think they are memetic, or conceptual in other words. They have a completely "human" in form, but they are not "human" if that makes sense.
>>521019596Alright let's switch the subject to dogs (real)
this debate is retarded since the devs themselves have stated they are human
How do you fags keep having the same futile conversation with him?
>>521019118A shame that the game specially says blood.
>>521020249Yeah coolant is probably robot blood if you think about it
>>521020016>the devs themselves have stated they are humanCitation neededAlso impossible since some are explicitly elves, robots, demons, etc. None of those are humans. (They're all robots)
>>521020727>also impossibleso is time travel yet it still happens, come to think of it there are multiple other medias where regular humans do batshit insane things while clearly not being robots, are you going to say their robots as well
They're synthetic lifeforms which may include robots but mostly not
>>521020070Not really sure either since the guy self admittedly has only played like maybe 2 or 3 main story events.
>>521020908Other media has different premises. Like X Men has wolverine being a dude who was born with an extra chromosome that makes him regenerate or some shit. That's explicitly not the case with KANSEN. KANSEN are wisdom cubes applied to ship hulls or ship schematics (potentially drydock theoretic ship hulls that never went into open water) not girls with mutations. There's nothing that suggests they have any geneology or connection to biological women at any point in their creation.
>>521021324Almost like they are conceptual beings or something...and that something sailors use to do or think about ships gave them human forms.
>>520955252
>>521020070Don't want newfags (if any) believing his bullshit so we gotta show disagreement
>>521021730Stop making me want to play Minecraft.
>>521021530>Almost like they are conceptual beings or somethingYeah you can believe in fake magical FATE STAY KEK shit if you want but the Sirens are robots run by AI towers and their Pawn programs perfectly replicate KANSENs so its more likely KANSEN are just robots, not magical beings. How the fuck would robots (sirens) be able to mass produce magical beings using automated factories. Basic occams razor they're fucking robots
>>521021949>mass produce magical beingsby the fact pawns are often inferior versions
>>521022151Nope. That's your headcanon. The OG kansen are basically robots with souls or personalities, and the pawns are physically identical but lack those. If there was some magical pixie fairy magic necessary to making kansen then siren pawns wouldn't be able to replicate them physically as they do.
>>521022234>robots with soulsExcept robots are non biological and therefore "non-living" and can't have a soul. So if you claim they have a soul, and they are biological(because the game says so, this is undisputable), then they are human.You are correct to say that the Pawns the Sirens create are robots though.
>>521022840Thanks for the (You)
>>521022949Eh, better poster got it so you can have another on the house.
>>521023153
>>521022840The soul talk reminds me of the WW1 granny event when FDG uses the cubes.
Honestly when do we start talking about dogs at the rate this is going?
>>521023954dogs are cute
>>521024083Takao > AtagoThem's the facts m80
>>521024083i mean dog(real) because of this bote = robot talk
>come back from sortie, exhausted>unzen lounging around, flashes her pussy, then kicks me in the facewtf is her problem?
>>521024250You're suppose to lick the rock.
>>521022840Having a soul has nothing to do with biology. And even if it did that wouldn't make them human. Presumably an elf can have a soul and elves aren't humans.
>>521022234What would sexeses tarrif plan be like???
bulins shit up my dox space what do i do
>>521026357I want Sheffield to clean and polish my gun.
>>521026781use them or retirewhat else
>>521026357Based. Always need more custom IB rigging.
>>521028137
>>521026781buy more dox spacewhat else
botes are this botes are thatbotes are sex
Botes are boring as fuck, students are waayyyy more interesting
>>521029763To be fair if i wanted students I'd play blue archive
>>521030004Thanks for the suggestion! Will try it out.
for a game you like so much you're not actually playing ityou're here in a different games general talking to yourself about playing it
>>521030890don't even indirectly engage with this subhuman
FRESH OFFICIAL MOGA
>>521031427nice
>>521031427volta doko
>>521031427my queen..
>>521034135>this is ai
>>521034384To be fair AL barely gets any art anymore so we can't afford to be picky
>>521034607that wasn't meant to belittle it.
https://x.com/carternanmen/status/1909803461807403036
Good morning!!!
>>521024643Tariff the Japs
>>521036103gm sir
>>521031427GUHHHHHHHHH
I just got Lexington from one of those long commissions that can theoretically give you a gold ship. Been playing for five years and a purple is by far the best I've ever gotten from one of these.
>>521037338Where the fucks volta
>>521038028What the fuck is volta
Done
>>521031427What an unffer
>>521038442>he doesnt know about mogador's sisterPathetic
>>521031427Tenting so hard rn
>>521031427How does one get mogsex?
>>521031427mogyun~
>>521010363>BA BTFO by pastasohhhh so thats why the fuckwad is losing his mindgood shit lol
>>521040903he is talking about this guy>>521029763>>521030890meant for>>521029763
FUCK
Nagacute Feet
New botes when?
Gib missiles
>>521031427MOGUHHHH
Maggicute
>>521044769I can't possibly get past these
>>521045371See>>521013835
>>521045784why wouldn't frenchies let me ?
>>521045885They have their preferences
>>521046030fuck...
Playing Essex Simulator 2
>>521046030Like what?
>>521046804Like any SKK who loves them back and treats them with care and respect.
Have we heard anything from wikifag lately? I haven't seen any updates from him here, and the wiki is still not updated.Pic unrelated.
I am going to play doctor with Voroshilov. She's the patient this time.
>>521047648
>>521047648Last I heard he moved to blue archive
>>521047648He might be busy again, iirc he got pretty busy last year and couldn't update for a bit. Outside of the wiki host shitting everything up.
>>521048134Last I heard - your mom was a whore
>>521048123>>521047648Who?
>>521048208Why would you say that about our mum bro...
>>521045064Noshicute
>page 10Damn
It was page 7 you dipshit
>>521037723After 6 years I've never gotten anything better than a blue
>>521051602What da bird doin?
Essex-class attack formation
I'd love a Mogu fart right to the dick right about now
>>521053726Essex is busy right now, try again later.
>>521046030You never told me the source for this gif bro
>>521053834Not canon
>hmphh
I never got Miller...
>>521047648I'm in the middle of upgrading and migrating all of the old workflow stuff over is just taking longer than expected. Soon(tm)Also it appears that the script that generates all the expression variants has implemented a few fixes so I need to run that again.
>>521054879Nice specs nerd
>Renown about to hit level cap (90)Time to use another BB. Do you think any levelled BB will be safe in 4-1 as long as I've got high levelled CVL's and a high levelled vanguard to protect it?
bote feet
>>521055236Yes
My honeybee
>>521054939Heard someone was talking shit about specs like the Meganes wouldn't hear.
>>521055283Excellent!I'll try levelling up both Yamashiro / Fusou and see if they can brave 4-1. If they can't I'll probably need to go elsewhere because I need to train another DD (haven't decided on who yet) so I can make good use of Sims skill....Kinda wish you could use dupes in the same fleet.
>>521004642>>521004973>Foolish senpai, I killed our fellow CVs to test the limit of my potential>Mangekyou Sharingan, Tsukuyomi!>In this hellish world, lemons are squeezed over all kinds of meat and salads!
>>521054879Thanks as usual, anon.
>>521055270Feetcylla
>>521056254I feel I desperate for new botes and this aint cutting it cheef
We are so dead, I am moving to wuwa, sorry not sorry
>>521056254
>>521055270>>521056298feettorio
>>521056332Next week rerun and stream for a new event at 04/24
>>521056254I want to fertilize every single egg inside of Chapayev’s ovaries
>>521054879Good luck with all that.I was just hoping to get the Voroshilov skin and expressions added at some point because I was tired of seeing the png on other wiki with the mask on.
>>521056254We're SO back Chapabros
>>521056689No one cared who she was, until she put on the mask.
Lovely foxes, a lot of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmfeaskGEg
>>521056520Last few botes who truly impressed me were z52, rumey, and raph, i wish the others measured up (man watarase was disappointing because of her hairstyle and her fish dress) so then i wouldn't feel so desperate right now
>>521057086Then why did she get a Secret last year?
>>521056254What's the next rerun? Bismarck II?Not that we're getting it next update...
>>521058026>What's the next rerun?Kursk eventAfter that - Bismarck II in June
>>521057178I actually like her hairstyle, but the dress though...that's just gotta go. Watarase is in a weird place overall. Like the framework of her is fine, but they just can't seem to nail the landing. Case in point: I should REALLY like this skin, but the pose just ruins it somehow.
hello, boats?
What’s a realistic time for this event to get a rerun?
>>521059242This event as in Letter from Valley Hospital? Sometime in 2027.
>>521059383Seriously? damn
Ningens?
>Dishwasher drawing Yamato and asking which design is the best In before Kamiwasher Yamato to make people seethe
>>521059848I say his first Yamato concept was bestend offrom 2019 btw
>>521060074His first Yamato was looking squeezable
>>521060074Hey, that's actually decent and it doesn't have ridiculous sleeves!
>>521059490Hmm, yes
>>521060074Kill youself schlongrinser shill
>>521060074>not even using the flight suit properly
>>521060462I specifically chose the old ass one cause i hate the others and i hate current day dishwasher
>>521059848The newest one is close to what I imagine her being, just a grown up Nagato with max sex appeal. Her outfit is retarded in typical DW fashion though.Luckily I don't think he had a say in her final design even when he was still in manjuu's art team.
>>521060074Space Yamato =/= IJN Yamato
>>521060982Why are there 4?
Alsace
Settle down dishtroons.
Elbe love.
>>521061412...
>>521060074>>521060982looks like shit
>>521061342DW has been drawing fan designs for ships since like AL's launch, he had fan designs for Shinano and Musashi before they were added tonthe game too, as well as designs for the Iowas and other high profile ships.Some, like Yamato and Iowa have received multiple fan designs by him.
>>521061631Where is bourgogne
>>521061983Sortieing in africa I guess
>>521060982this is a new low of /alg that we need to discuss dishwasher washout. lifespan of al is extended by at least 2 yrs by getting rid of him
>>521062314Find new material
>>521061412Why does she wear that silly eye mask over her eyes?
>>521061412if i took her mask off, would it hurt?
I'm glad I was investing all my seed in bote wombs
>>521061412>alsasce and brennus are 10/10>give them shit personalities that are just "beep boop I'm a robot" and "swords" what the fuck is wrong with Manjuu
>Erebus dropsQuestion: if I pair her with Terror (ie: put Terror on the right and Eerebus on the left) will they be able to shoot at kamikaze botes if they get too close?...Or is that only limited to BB's only?
>>521064367No
>>521065703Their DD guns will shoot them, but they'll do less damage than botes with CL guns.I also want to say that they have ghost guns too, but I might be misremembering.
>>521065943That's good to hear. I ask because I've a bad habit on using 2 CVL's (left and right) and a BB in the middle so anytime a kamikaze bote sneaks past my vanguard, it'll hit my CVL who are unable to hit back.Not saying I WILL put both Erebus / Terror on the same fleet, it was just a suggestion that's all. I need a reason to use a fourth fleet as I've only been using my third fleet for levelling weak botes that can do 2-4 because I'm in need for some Lexington spares.
>>521066476Dead Sex
>Found you at last Shi ki kan!
roonmind
A Mogador so sexy even the artist had to censor it.https://x.com/mimii_nekoneko/status/1909264455319560612
>>521067159>>521067371>Worried about plapping an injured Roon>I should still be more concerned about myselfBotes are scary.
>>521062314Kek, never gets old
>>521067705A Bote so crazy, she injured herself slightly to get to you.
I saw Ulrich sitting on her school desk and I couldn't resist touching her thigh
I licked Ulrich's thighs.
I had sex with Ulrich on that desk in that classroom.
Say something nice about Howe, today is her launch day in the American world.
>>521068853Very domestic and cute, plus she is my 2nd favorite KGV.
>>521066476wat game
what emulator do you guys use?
I watched Ulrich taking a shit and she didn't flush
>>521069281Mumu
>>521069373
>>521069281NoxPlayer, the perfect Android emulator to play mobile games on PC.
>>521064132Which bote is that in the middle
>>521069701Taihou.
>>521069373Please use me as a chair but don't fart please
>>521067623based
>>521069845>short hairretarded secondary
>>521069373Please use me as a chair and fart please
>>521069985 Her hair was getting in the way so they cut it.
Say something nice about the Queens new clothes!
>>521071097Her melons are dressed as melons.
Scylla has a present for you.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129088703
>>521072081It's shit.
>>521069218Licking Bel's nipples clean.
>>521071097I would like to be the only person to see that much of her splendor. Unless we're at the beach, I suppose.
>>521071097
>>521072081I expected a puppy
>>521072124>It's shit.I'd take scylla's log of shit and treasure it until i die
>>521071097>The fertility goddess cosplaying as the literal goddess of fertility I see what you did there.
Something is off about my dog and hungry bote.
>>521072081I await your judgement my beloved Blast me with all your strength
I visited Noshiro in her dorm and I kissed heron her lips
>>521073868>>521073868my little pecker could never satisfy her
Why do hoyojeets constantly need to remind everyone of how worthless and disposable they are?
I had a dream about Oni's and I touched their horns all sexual like.
>>521074187Aren't you anons in the middle of an anniversary patch? Is the game that bad that you're hanging out here?
>>521074745Where the fuck is this skin?
>>521074919In a locked vault, surrounded by high security.
Motherhood will fix her.
>>521071097I commissioned this art to Raffaello without telling VV anything, gonna hang it in my office and see how she reacts
>>521075427Hand it right next to the shelf with Noshishoes.
>>521071097Triplets. At least.
>>521075737Noshishoes were canonically given back to her in her dorm, she orgasmed from that
>>521076169and I went back later and stole another pair.
>>521076336did you sniff them?
bros. Im returning to the game and I see this is the last day of current event. is this banner worth pulling for meta? I dont have many cubes left(178). is there a new UR event soon I should save?
>>521076445>worth pulling for metano
>>521076445cn anniversary next month with new ur bote so save cubes
I hope the next UR has long sexy legs
ultra rarehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129131018
>>521077394I want the next UR to just be a literal leg
>>521076082
>Shikikan, please no more...
>>521077617>Poster says ultra rare>Check link>It's art of a rare boteAnon?
Skk's natural habitat
>>521078675Scylla my beloved
>>521079139>This is the easiest way to get dicked harder>Z11 isn't wily enough to realize this and is actually tired>Gets dicked harder anywayYou love to see it.
>>521079139>>521079762sex
>>521079762Everyday forever and ever
caressing Noshiro's delicious slender legs, massaging her thighs, calves and soles, addicting her to my tender touch
>>521079139playing the bongos on her ass
>>521080000Too much work, toe in mouth.
>>521080000kissing her feet, licking her soles
>>521081204Cute AND canon.
Since it's the season, who are you expecting to get a -chan variant this year?
>>521081462Musashi or NJ
I think its funny how Little Eugen is posed like a slut, she's definitely a lil prinz
>>521081998My wife
Feed your king. This is not a request.
i'm pretty sure the essugee can't find me down her-
>>521082125We are budgeting this month to afford the anni shenanigans.
>>521082161I know who can ;)
>>521082161Bro she can hear your heartbeat.
>>521082368i'd sooner trust helena than scylla
>>521082532So can every submarine except the Tempestas. Going down to hide from botes is silly, you have to go up. Preferably to space, but at least above the flight envelope for carrier planes.
>>521081584Her dialogue is also a little bit suggestive at times.
>>521082669Good. I am going to beat her womb in.
>>521082584But Scylla is your typical Dido-class beauty with big titties?
Shut up Mainz there's still going to be enough left for your slutty bimbo pussy. Maybe I'll just cum directly into your tea since you like cream so much now you dumb bitch.
>>521084841>typical dido-classMentally ill - check>big titsCheck
>>521084841for me, it's chary.
for me, it's sirius.
>>521080000Forcing Noshiro to sniff my smelly, unwashed dick and then forcing her to lick it clean with her tongue / mouth until I blow my load violently in her mouth and down her throat.Getting Noshiro addicted to my cum to the point I regret forcing her to service my dick and now she hounds me 24/7 to suck me off.
>>521085484Brother!
Where the Hermoinefags at?
>>521085347Kot is out of control
Hermione is super boring I'd still fuck her silly
>>521061604ELBE BRA LOVE
>>521086361>>521086361>>521086361>>521086361
Malin Cute Feet
>>521085934Belfast existed before her and gets more content, there's no reason to be a Hermionefag. Kinda sad because Hermione is alright, but it is what it is.
>>521085873hell yeah brother.