The Wheel Of Endless Drama Edition>Currently Discussed ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Fresh)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)>Upcoming ServersProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client)>Guilds<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX (embed)>Previous Thread>>520896624
Elves are built for Human cock!
>>521142629This is true. That's why the Elves predate on Man
just tried out retail WoW, it's SO handholdy wtf
The crimes of the orcs will not go unpunished.
>>521142629>Elves are built for cock!Fixed it
>>521148141why would you say that copper?
>>521150058because it's true
Need some advice on Shaman tanking on Turtle Wow. Is it worth going deep Enhancement? Is Bloodlust worth getting? Do Stormstrike and Lightning Strike use the same cooldown? Which is worth using?
Twow made me realize I really like the classic levelling way more than any other version of the game. It also made me understand the power of having an actually full server and being surrounded by people, rather than just seeing people in the main town and then never again.BUTI fucking want MORE races, gimme draenei, gimme nightborne, gimme naga, gimme worgen. I want more fucking cosmetic cool armors and neat shields and slutmogs and hoods and shoulders and shit.But its like every server that actually is willing to add a bunch of customization and dressup is always some form of 7x+ slop with flying mounts and a dead world since everyone just chainqueues dungeons to hit cap. Meanwhile Epoch and Turtle are straight up saying there will be no funny goats or dogs in my life and even though they area adding some cosmetics it doesn't seem like it's more than like a raid set or something. I want to die bros.
>>521153679So true sister...
i miss them already
>>521154117gargoth fucked sylma
Based off their past two servers, any wild guess as to how long the gap between 5.2 and 5.4 Pandaria will take?
>>521153590You can go a bit into Elemental until you get Elemental Focus since that'll help save some mana for your spells meaning you can max rank Earth Shock more for higher threat gains but otherwise go deep Enhance. Bloodlust is worth getting because it's extra damage for you that'll help you build threat more plus your party will love the buff too. Stormstrike and Lighting Strike don't share a cooldown so you can easily do 3 attacks quickly because of it and both are worth using if you have the mana for them while having lighting shield up.
>>521159000cut your nails, fish
>>521159000Ugly-ass nails Gutu
is hunter fun
>>521153679I would become a paypiggy if shenna added Draenei
This is the new post-Sylma FMChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rIguM71LQI
ToT on 30th, how are we feeling Sheilun chads? I'm just glad I never have to do hearth of shit ever again...
>>521175934Is it worth it to start on this server now? Is it alive or just another raidlog fiesta?
>>521177731I don't know it feels alive to me, server never drops below 1k and is consistently around 3-4k at peak, although It's probably at It's lowest now since we have been on this tier for months. Getting geared becomes even easier in ToT because of how many charms you get badge gear and LFR, also reps are a lot easier to farm as well.
>>521172029yes please i need my draenei slut to step on meeeeee
>>521179078It's time to stop lusting. Choose something more wholesome like a normal human relationship of mutual support.
i dont want to play world of warcraft anymore
How can I get people to like me in this game? (I'm autistic)
>>521180958play a tank and be good at it
>>521180958just bee not yourself
>>521180958come up with a "unique" and quirky bit and make it your entire personalityexamples of this itt are:- trying to sell your worthless BoEs- reducing your vocabulary to three words like "rutt?"/"qrd?"/"pop!" and incessantly spam it- roll an alliance character and exclusively heal horde characters only- end every sentence with "nigger"/"tranny" ad nauseamcongratulations, you are now a respectable and desirable member of the wpsg community
>>521180958Make a female helf and be as slutty as possible.
QRD on Rutt? Also, buy my BoEs, they POPping, nigger!
>>521182250make this man GM of FMC right now!
>>521181487>roll an alliance character and exclusively heal horde characters onlyStop calling me out
>>521180958This >>521181487 and stop posting frogs.>>521182250Oh noonononono
>>521183140I rolled a femorc shaman and exclusively heal when human men want to tank.
>>521184403Name?
I'm so sorry allysissies
>>521184439Telegethu. I fake liking orc men and want a human male.
>>521181019Is this why nobody likes Elaynna?
>>521184670I don't get it.
>>521184949She carried me through a dungeon and through the hinterlands trolls. Without her I'd still be stuck there, and she was super nice about it too.
>>521184949Many liked Elaynna specifically because she's new to the game and carried the vanilla i-don't-know-what-i'm-doing spirit with her
>>521184670But you can just make macros for that.
>>521187156>>521187727That's so funny Elaynna
>>521182250>Ruttwho?
Rod casts in the lake,Skill climbs for the Zulian Mudskank,Loot waits in Zul'Gurub.
>>521188941need a hit of that totes straight bussy
We're going home.
>>521190159elaynna no...
Get in now
I miss you.
>>521187156Tor'zag. You are so fucking annoying man. Please stop for a while.
I miss you all actually.
class/race combo for this feel?
>>521192501Orc/Tauren male shaman
>>521192501Cringe/cringe.
>>521192501Straight white male bald human warrior with axe and shield
>>521192501Bald rogue.
>>521196398Human male retribution paladin
>>521197590go back to retail
>>521197590Human white male (bald) retribution paladin
>>521197590Night elf female BM hunter
>>521187156She’s transparently using you in an attempt to drive a wedge between FMC. Everyone else can see that, why can’t you?
>>521187156retard
>>521198945>she
>>521184670there's a bug in that. mosFact, mostFact.
>>521204195Stop noticing!
If the rest of the game was like this, it'd be a pretty good game.
it's over
Dead
where is the "le wpsg is not ur turdle discord" crowd?now is your chance to talk about your servers like you always wanted to!
Just a reminder that "no" means "no" and to check your local jurisdiction's laws before buying or selling any ERP for services.
FMC isn't FMC without Sylma. I just want her back bros...
>>521214621Human white male (bald) holy priest
>>521214621gnome warlock
>>521214118>no . i wont pay your salary>no, i wont pay child support>your laws dont apply to me. no means no
class/race combo for true pope haters that want to expose his pedophilia?
>>521215691dwarf,goblin,gnome
>>521215691female high elf anything.
class/race combo for true pope lovers that want to build another statue for him with their bare hands?
>>521214621>>521215691>>521216397haha pope looldie poorlack
>>521216939quiet little slave
Class/race combo for this feel?
>>521218234Orc/warrior
>>521217847Orc anything
y'all need Jesus
>>521222019Undead white female demonology warlock
Me and my besties (GET FUCKED TELOL)
Gonna make a char on warmane wotlk. used to play when it was called molten wow. dont have much time for playing nowadays thankfully the rates are x3. i was wondering if there is a site or something where i can check out which class pwns at which level? cause i just wanna make separate pvp characters for stranglethorn vale, tanaris, blasted lands, hellfire peninsula, borean tundra relevant levels. I used to play prot warrior and feral druid n they are pretty fun for pvp especially prot warr is so strong, but i dont remember if enh shaman, hunter and prot pala can rape as well or not.
what a modern day casanova, how can anyone resist his charms?
>>521224609Where is Zaptuah?
>>521225054Even with a new alt Jib is incapable of finding ERP partners
>>521225282pugging ofc
>>521224897>spicmanegood luck getting ganked by 5 spics on full IC bis gear
>>521225282here >>521108596
Bwos...
I'll never forgive Asalys or Elicia for making Sylma quit.
>>521226276I thought he quitBut he plays on his altwtf?
>>521227557Wtf why did they do it?
>>521227557This never happened.
>>521224897>dont have much time for playing nowadays>i just wanna make 10 different pvp charactersthis cracks me up. anyway, almost no one that posts here plays warmane but i'm sure they have an official discord. as far as i know, warmane doesn't have any custom class changes so pvp tier lists from wrath classic should still apply.
>>521227557It was not only them, Sylma was tired of all the drama that Elaynna, Jib, Asalys and Elicia brought to the guild.
>>521225054at which point do unwanted ERP advances cross the line and become sexual assault?
>>521227557what's their issue anyways?
>>521229009It didn't help that Sylma was the face of a guild that was becoming known for harassing new players and crashing RP on the RP server.
>>521224441hey thats what i play loli just got to level 31 last night
>>521225282GETTING TOR ZAGGED OF COURSE
>>521230121holy shit shut the fuck up retard you know nothing about Sylma if you think he would give a fuck about any of that even if it was true
>>521230121Unironically, I thought Sylma leaving would be the death knell of the guild. Recently, by starting my retarded video game rants, talking about IQ with you guys, playing dungeons in the swamp and demanding SWEATY, MUSKY, MANLY SEX from Telol until I get a restraining order from the warchief feels like the guild has been breath a new life.Dungeons are dumb, I hope raids aren't as mind numbing either, but so long as it's with you guys it's going to be fun. Tor'zagging Zaptuah rn.
>>521229887Mindbroken by big tauren cock
so aoi has an onlyfans when are we getting the leaks?
I can't cum anymore.
I lost all my sex drive after I ERPed with a certain person. Like not a hint of desire or anything. ERP cured my coomerism unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk642Aqp4r4OUR KING IS LIVE RN
>>521228905The pvp tier lists r relevant for lvl 80I know for example enhancement shaman has a power spike at a specific level range, so im asking about things like thatAnd im not gonna make 10 characters, just want to see which are the most populous zones for world pvp n ill make some characters based on those like a feral druid for stv, hunter for borean tundra, etc.
>>521233835who is this russian chuddie?
>>521233134Was the ERP that bad it turned you asexual?Who did you ERP with?
>>521232967you're either posting about yourself or fucking delusional if you think you have actual women here
>>521234845Do you think you are funny?
>>521235426It wasn't bad. Maybe it wasn't for me. I was dying from cringe and laughter the whole time. But it changed something inside me.Name was starting with E.
>>521235480>he doesn’t know who the confirmed biofems are
>>521235940Elaynna bros... not like this...
>>521235491lol, it's literally him
>>521224897>>521224897>>521224897>>521224897>>521224897>>521224897>>521224897
>>521235940>Emptylife, Elaynna, Elicia, Esalys, Ellina, Ellifta, Eilisperia, Eeba, EelkissWHO?!
>>521237503You forgot Emboysocks
Another /heals/ slut joins FMC! How can we keep winning!? Sylma would be so proud...
>>521241634She should have joined Ligthborne instead...
>>521241927That's so funny Elaynna
>>521241927I was told to check vg, thread said FMC was the 4-chan discord, soooo if you want 4channers to join your guild instead, make the next thread and add your g-info.
>>521243117That’s a 40 year old man.
>>521243117If I see this shit in my raid I will gquit immediately.
>>521243421Time and place people, time and place. I don't lewd mid-raid or dungeon. Unless you're just ragging on how I look, then idon'tgiveafuck.
>>521243421Not in FMC
>>521243117and then your favourite game... was taken over by 30 year old trannies
>>521244085That's an old post, too busy RN to take a new one with guild tag.
>>521243117oh hey it's the horde fuckmeat from /heals/
>>521243117Lightborne is not a 4chan guild.
>>521241634what is /heals/?
>>521247287Kill yourself.
>>521247351no, seriously what is that?
>>5212477704chan board on /trash/ where healsluts gather. Sylma, Asalys, Elicia and some others are from there.
>>521247287Refers to healsluts from /trash/.
>>521248019Kill yourself.
Sylma did advertise himself on /heals/ though don't forget that.
>>521248736No, he didn't. Are you purposefully spreading misinformation or just a retard?
>>521181019So true. Is being a tank the easiest way to get bitches?
>>521249707yest. tank
>>521181019What if I'm an average tank?
>>521248736that post that was supposedly him didn't mention dogs, dragons and said they didn't mind futanot sylma
>>521252660>smoke weed>jerkoff in bed until i cum twice>now when i get in bed cock gets hard>have to jerkoff and cum or i can't sleepdon't do this
Are shamans the pajeets of WoW?
Playing as a Shaman healer. Now I want to try something else. So I want to either try Tank, or do melee DPS, with PvE focus, and Dwarf race.Which class should be best: Warrior, or Paladin? And which specc, tank or Fury/Retr?
>>521253302Pally is in a good place to be tank or melee Warrior is okay but warrior tanking is a pain in the ass
PVE DPS tier list
>>521254240pulled out of your ass?
>>521254240Me at the top
For me, it's Epoch. TTD.
Warriors should be in their own tier at the top desu
>>521254240Fury and combat are poopoo
>fury isn't go-ACK!
>>521256163Now show raid total
>turtle wow but better
>>521256370SoD is probably the best funserver I've ever played.
>>521256313
>>521256807Now send nudes
>>521256163>>521256807Reminder that these brownies are the ones screaming and crying that there needs to be a "hybrid tax" so paladin, shaman, and druid need nerfing
>>521253302did you know that shaman can do all of those things
>>521257403Yeah but only gay guys play Shaman
>Aided the great paladin Narghul and his retinue to storm Blackwing lair once again>Defeated him and his brood once more>Those slithering serpents did not manage to get past my shield>We managed to cut down dragon after dragon with ease>Before we faced the enormous Leviathan Nefarian himself>His roar deafening our ears we held our ground and while some of us fell during the battle>We kept on fighting him until we defeated him >Once more did we keep Azeroth safe from his orc hordes and his brood>I smile as my heart feels lighter and my muscles loosen upFor I shall guard over Azeroth always.
>>521257643Elaynna…
>>521257643Poor Elaynna, he has to pug BWL and has no one beside us to share that
>>521257509If I'm gay why am I going to FUCKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER WHO IS LIKELY A WOMAN WITH A VAGINA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE
>>521258553>getting emotional like a womanYou're just proving my point, Shamhomo
This stump seems comfy.
>>521258707oh yeah it's women doing all the rapes straight men would never rape anyonelow IQ mongrel you're too mad to keep a story straight while trying to pretend you're not
>>521227557unironically Asa and Eli are why Belwynn quit.
high elves be like
>>521257643Keep your plot summaries to your guild discord. You're just recapping the canon events of a dungeon that are in no way unique to your character or story.
>>521259671trannies be like>"wtf why does no one accept me as a woman?">*talks about autistic nerd shit only males care about*
>>521262565:3nya mrrp meow mrrp
okay annoying to do this in world chat so I'll ask hereI am going to flex tank for dungeons while level warrior. is improved tclap and counterattack talent worth it? Someone mentioned that counterattack is a big investment due to deflection but I thought I was supposed to take that anyway?
>>521263635counterattack sucks
>>521264641okay, am I still going deflection for 5, and what about improved tclap?
>>521255304>tauren and undead paladins>dwarf shamansDOA
>>521264849they aren't terrible since warrior aoe sucks and parry is always good
>>521259996>>521260215plap plap plap plap plap
>>521264849I haven't felt a need to use tclap yet. SS + WW is really all you need
>>521265168>>521265547okay ill keep putting points in deflection and then after deadmines see if I feel like improved tclap is worth
>>521263635you can tank dungeons as arms with a 2h until your 40s when ulda basically forces you to put a shield on
>>521267429>you can tank dungeons as arms with a 2h-ACK
>>521267429You can tank every dungeon in the game with a gay 2hander, even BM as a rather fresh 60 which hits like a truck
>>521267429yeah that was the plan, but I still wanted to know about the changed arms talents
Every time I try to use a 2h to tank people yell at me
>>521268587I did 5 points in Cruelty first in the Fury treeMax out Tactical MasteryImproved Charge then 3 points in DeflectionImproved Overpower maxed outMax out Improved Rend1 point in Deep WoundsMax out 2h specializationFinish DeflectionSweeping StrikesMax out Master of ArmsFrom there I would just finish the Deep Wounds and Impale talents and then pick up Mortal Strike. Everything else in the Arms tree kind of sucks for levelling. Counterattack is garbage
>>521268304#gottem
Do you think turtle trannies will wake up one day in a hormonal rage and destroy the Warrior class completely, making it the worst class in the game?
>>521270952Anon this already happened 4 months agoWake up
>>521271775Explain this >>521256163 >>521256807
>>521272526NOT DEATH, NIGGADEAF
havent touched this game since olassic, how are you bros enjoying the 20th iteration of fresh?
Jib won.
>>521272092so you don't know
>>521273119Turtle is pretty based ngl
>>521274653>no answer Go figure.
>>521272092>should we bring a class with cc, irreplaceable raid utility, uncapped aoe, is ranged, doesnt need a support class buffing him at all times>nah bro get the guy who will do 5% more dps in 4 months when we are done progressing and dont need more dps
>>521227557>>521229009>>521230121Sylma didn't leave because of drama, and if you think that you don't know a damn thing about Sylma. Sylma enjoyed helping out other anons. He sat down with a lot of you and talked you through your problems because he was a good guy who liked to help people.He flat out told you he had to leave because of IRL reasons. He has no reason to lie and, quite frankly, you have no reason to call him a liar by implying it was anything else.>>521231121FMC will continue so long as enough anons want to keep playing together and running raids together.
Can anyone help me remember this addon/mod/whatever that adds nameplate culling (so they won't show for units behind walls for Turtle? I remember there were before and after screenshots of Scholomance showing it in action.
>>521274048Jib in the deepest pits of friendzone.
are there any wotlk servers where u can actually meet ppl leveling up in the world ? im playing on warmane x7 and its fkn lifeless as shit despite their alleged 10k online
free wrath from paymane purgatory
>Hello hello
This looks aight
Ahhh, today was a good day. Goodnight everyone.
>>521288060BALD!BALD!
Slow & steady, vagrant and craftman challenge all in one go. Never doing that again
>>521288060goodknight
Vanilla pvp actually sucks ass>inb4>lol git gud>the game wasn't made for pvpOSRS or just RS at the time when WoW came out had better pvp
>>521294623pvp is a minigame, catering to pvpers is retarded and just ruins the game, so yes you will continue to get one shot by naxx geared characters
>>521294735TBC rectified it. By far TBC > Vanilla
>>521289302Good job anon
>>521289302how many hours dawg
>>521289302How exactly did you do the crafting challenge with only 2 profession slots? Did you just stockpile a bunch of mats before switching to the professions you needed?
>>521297263he is a hunter, doesn't need gear, just beastmastery
>>521297263nta i did crafting as a mage with tailoring/enchanting
>>521294623banilla pvp is the bomb there's tons of room for skill expression because of stuff like engineering gadgets, quest items and consumables
if she ever comes back it will be as a new persona to avoid people asking her what happenedeffectively she's gone forever
>>521301970aoi never left tho
>>521302125aoi aoi aoi
the video of aoi getting fingerbanged by ghostface is hot ngl
>>521305045wait what
Don't mind me, just casually outdpsing dpsniggers as a Warrior tank that has a shield on and is in defensive stance 80% of the time
it's obvious he moved to the country of BBC and now he isn't interested in videogames should i level a new resto druid for FMC? what do you guys want?not playing paladin or rogue
>>521309676Resto druid seems fine if that's what you want to play.
Just saw Gerra in Stormwind. Does she erp?
>>521309676sylma would've liked you to play what you want
>>521310086god bless
Making tanking active and threat work is harder than just giving tanks more DPS, because damage x multiplier = threat. Also, threat is either an explicit mob mechanic or a detriment to fluidity for the rest of the party. Blizz has tended over time to focus more on active mitigation and positioning than on threat as a tank mechanic.
>>521310378Maybe people need to stop being retarded and just do less damage until the tank has locked in the aggro. It just puts a burden on healers to have to clean up the entire party.
>>521310086>rock beats scissorsThis is how it always should have been. It was retarded that scissors used to beat everything.
>>521309676>healsissy shows himself to be submissive and over-sexualised in the very first paragraph
>>521309676He moved to America before returning to Turtle and FMC though and plays other video games all the time
>>521305045Post it
>>521309676We really do need reliable healers, but again, we're not pressuring dudes into playing something they don't want to.
To play on Sheilun or not to play,That is the question.
>>521280570No, that is just the nature of WoW expansions, everyone is just crammed into few zones.
>>521277884>moving the goalpostGo figure.
Second Warsong Gulch victory of the day. Horde wanted to farm. So we went ahead and crushed them with our flag bearer in their base.
>>521184670way ahead of you
>>521312058>we keep treating our healers like shit, pissing and laughing at their requests and remind them multiple times a day that they are tranny freaks that should kill themselves>WTF WHY IS NOBODY HEALING MY RAIDS???
>>521316709What goalpost niggyWarriors do the same damage as other classesWarriors don't bring anything else unlike other classesWarriors are already the worst class on turtle
my biggest fear with raid vc is that the people i erp'd with turn out to be actual women and not cute twinks
>>521317824good for you that's so funny elaynna
>>521317708>"completely destroyed class">best DPS For comparison, affli warlocks were completely destroyed, you disingenuous tranny.
>>521317602why are you like this?
>>521317639You're still not in FMC, Elaynna
It's over for /wpsg/
>>521317870>it has the biggest number that means its the best dpsRetard>affliction completely destroyed>1 in 10 warlocks in last weeks naxx logs listed as affliction>some warlocks listed as unknown spec go deep enough to have siphon lifeCompletely destroyedQuite literally no longer exists within the game
>>521277924yeah bro Sylma just fucking loved dealing with drama caused by /heals/ trannies being selfish cunts every other week, he NEVER expressed being tired of it at all.
>>521321110>class doing the most DPS isn't the best DPSwelpMind I'm being merciful and won't even bring rogue changes to the table. So grow up and admit being wrong.
>>521321110>>it has the biggest number that means its the best dpsyeah
Getting my own flag even got it. But some gnome ordered me to drop it... so I did.
I've begun my journey now. I've decided to finally venture forth out from the Barrens and Mulgore in search of adventure and glory - and to better my understanding of the world that I am in, Anons. I communed with the earth on behalf of Sage Ravenfeather and the Earthen Elemental gave me a good lesson. It asked me nothing more than to appreciate the earth which I stand on. So I asked myself, Anons - what did he mean by this? I took a moment and stopped and looked around myself. The plains of Mulgore is not only beautiful, it is awestriking. The world which we found ourselves in, the world which we've all fallen in love with has been practically handcrafted to perfection. I took a deep breath and the music of the tauren rang into my ears. In that moment I truly did appreciate all the effort which was taken to mold this earth. What do you think, Anons? Is there a place which you have ever been captivated by? When I venture yonder the borders of Mulgore I'll try to keep this thought in my mind. I will continue posting about my journey and my findings should Anons enjoy it, I am looking forward to learning more about Thrall's Horde, and my place in it.
>>521317639The only one that says anything like that is the guild cuck nobody likes and doesn't even play the game anymore.
>>521321780>dps is the only thing that matters for a dps classMay God have mercy on your soul and the souls of any unfortunate enough to find themselves in a group with youRogues must have been completely destroyed as wellThat's why you see at least 3 in every raid
>>521323332Elaynna's another alt.
>>521323332when the post so faggy you gotta stand up just to sit down
>>521323682What happened with Gerra? She even bothered making a guild on that alt.
>>521323373who
>>521323332Hi Elaynna, what’s your new alt’s name?
>>521310086i prefer rock paper siccors than the crap retail got
Whats the most popular wotlk servers without fake population? Wowcircle ?
>>521328042None, I think stormforge announced wotlk server in the works.
>>521329265you can buy naxx chink characters for almost nothing
>>521328617Just checked wowcircle seems fine - checked people through /who and unlike warmane, it actually has ppl in gankable zones. Trying to donate 10$ which is enough to buy all heirlooms but it keeps declining cause sanctions against russia or whatever gay shit.
>>521328042Warmeme>b-but fake pop!Still the most popular.>b-but its awfulStill the most popular.
why is vanilla the most popular? literally nothing to do
>>521329768Why do u think so? I just compared warmane vs wowcircle and wowcircle x1 seems much more lively than warmane x7. Minus the lvl 80 retards spamming global non-stop of course. I played on warmane over 10 years ago when it was known as molten-wow and the server seemed more alive back then, even though now they claim they have a 10k population, yet when u use random dungeon finder it places you in group with alliance faggots as a horde. Why employ such cheap tricks?
>>521330138since there's nothing to do the people on it are bored and will ERP with you
>>521330172random dungeon finder is so fucking soulless on warmane, probably anywhere?you have a tank speedrunning things without any regard for mana breaks, nobody says a thing. it's like the pump and dump of dungeon experiences.
>>521297263There's no trading restriction so you can craft everything you want with mats from your main. I didn't realise until I started that there really is almost no white gear you can craft anymore since a whole lot of those items have been changed to have stats on turtle so I ended up with lvl 8 armor, the starting ranged weapon you get and a crafted white weapon of lvl 22. Engineering was pretty helpful with the pet trinkets
>>521278096UnitXP_SP3
>>521313556>Sheilunleveling rdf queues have been at least 5-10min even for healer/tanks in the last 2 days
>>521329507>VasyaStay in your containment server, russoid
>>521323332You used AI to write this for you so I'm going to guess you're Elaynna. Have fun on your Shaman.
>>521325282filthy
>>521317824this is what happened to me unironically, aoi turned out to be a woman and that pissed me off
>>521330172>the x1 server has more levelers than the x7 serverYou aren't the sharpest cuck in the shed.
What's the point of engineering for PVE besides sapper charges?
>>521345318Muh chicken!
>>521345318Chicken trinket, bombs for aoe stun, teleports to certain places or a free wormhole back to town for both factions during a raid, fun items to use
>>521261989Don't listen to this bitter faggot. We love lore recaps, especially low level from a priest PoV.
>>521345318Engineering shield, dragonling
>>521345318BATTLE CHICKEN
>>521346460>>521346670>>521346854What is so good about the chicken?
>>521345318in naxx you can fix the pope's leg press machine distracting him from murdering infants and making patchwerk weaker
>>521346991The utterly broken proc.
>>521346991It's just a pet you can summon that'll randomly do some decent damage and randomly gives the party a damage buff that stacks with other chicken buffs if I remember. Useful if you want some extra damage before a boss since you can summon it then swap back to your other trinket just to get a bit more damage out
>>521347330Is it worth using a trinket slot for though? Like as a Fury warrior do I really want to replace something like Blackhands or Earthstrike with it?
>>521346991https://www.wowhead.com/classic/spell=23060/battle-squawksquawk
>>521347625Ok nvm I forgot about swapping. That makes sense
Healers should get a trinket that summons a tentacle that they can rightclick and sit on to increase their healing done.
>>521352090it should be a giant dildo shaped after an orc or tauren based on healers race
>>521352403orcs have tiny cocks though according to lore. this is why they had to drink the fel to compete with huge dick human chads. i will concede tauren since they are cows. but it is true that every other horde race has bigger cocks than pathetic orcs.
>>521352090>Healers should get a trinket that summons a tentacleJust farm C'Thun, duh.
>>521353580https://youtu.be/T2EHORmTi5Q
>uldaman>tank auto pilots from trash group to trash group>need to kill boss for the quest >tank doesn't react >split off with the warlock to kill the boss >tank some how aggrod Ancient Stone Keeper across the width of the dungeon.aggro on Sheilun is funky.
But the more important question is, will I find ERP on Sheilun?
>>521353580Um I don't think Orcs are based on chinks or pajeets so that doesn't make any sense
>>521356895As long as you can ERP in Spanish.
>>521346991does engi have any substantially good uses while leveling? i am thinking of taking it on an alt instead of boring gathering profs.
>>521330138vanilla took around 4 years to make by a passionate and talented team of developers, designers and artists. If you read the wow development diary you will understand why vanilla is the best, because its a labour of love made by true videogame nerds before being a videogame nerd was cool
when you enter baron's room in strat and the door closes how do you reset the fight? I saw someone do it and the door opened again but idk how he did it I wanted to ask him but the group was a shitshow and everyone was mad
>>521357162As a Warrior that tanks while leveling, dynamite is great for groups and AoE threat. Outside of that I don't really use it for much. I'm just using it to get to the OP stuff
>>521142204I know people don't care last thing I ever say in regards to Zangatsu. I never brought him having kids but he does.He child abuses them and has put his hand over his kids mouths many times since were infants both of his sons.He has insulted the oldest even covered the mouth of his oldest which is now five. I wish someone would shoot or just beat this monster black and blue.He deserves it. Tabc and everyone else as childish as it sounds wish you all die for supporting this monster.This monster who needs to die be tied up by his arms, and hands and neck hang from a tree.My phone number is 309-750-0034. If you wish to spam it to tell me how much of a shizo I am. Feel free also feel free to track my address and shit.Just done thinking about taking my own life.
>>521321536I wouldn't say he loved drama but he did love helping anons. I get that you want to blame someone for him quitting but he said it was for IRL reasons and you should accept that. "Life does as life likes."
>>521357687was it a huntard or a rogue using feign or vanish perchance?
>>521357687Everyone in the room has to die for the door to open again
>>521357998bro... you okay?
>>521357162target dummy can save you from certain death in solo play, or prevent your dungeon group from wiping after a bad pullgoblin jumper cables if you're in a dungeon and your healer diesteleporters can greatly cut down on travel time, especially when you only have your slow mount (or no mount at all)grenades for clutch plays for your sicknasty pvp montage get decent head gear 10-20 levels before non-engineers dorocket boots, parachute cloak, deepdive helmet, etc.
>>521358148>>521358261I guess it was just the rogue vanishing then, thought maybe there was some trick there or something
>>521357998>has put his hand over his kids mouthsDamn... what a monster... what horrific child abuse...
>>521357998Shirah... What's going on big guy...
>>521356895you are now remembering peak erp on mistblade - how does it feel?
Class intelligence tier list
>>521359419I don't remember ERP on Mistblade other than that time when Pearl sat on my face.
>>521359567that's so funny jib
>>521356607How is the server btw? Im bored of Vanilla and I'm downloading it right nowDoes it feel alive at least?
>>521359567Switch rogue and mage and it becomes accurate
>>521360651Im also trans btw.
it feels like rogue players just sit and whine to anyone that will listen on how they're weak but also the main characters
I forgot rogues even existed. People play that class still?
>>521360597see >>521337565compared to late december it feels dead. world chat is the same handful of messages on repeat.capitol cities are populated. ah prices for are inflated for old world stuff. dont know about MoP content
Tank or healer for Sheilun?
This is WoW for the poors
If anyone wants to spam dungeons on Sheilun, I'm playing a warrior, but need some time to get out of the Worgen starting zone.
>>521361935how about you don't waste your sub time and go play instead of posting
>>521361935It's true. TurtleWoW is essentially like a 30 year old arcade cabinet or a PS2 for poor Russians and South Americans. They're so poor and unable to afford anything that's come out in the past few years so they have to resort to old or free shit instead.
>>521361935>paying for an objectively worse version of WoW
>>521362154kinda truei've been trying it for a few weeks and it's fine but there are definitely some special people (browns) in here that you just don't see on blizzard servers
>already 11 people 60guess leveling like an autism in vanilla wasn't as common as i expected
>>521362013Based knotbro
>>521363953Server?
>>521363953SA
>>521369236 tents are just that good
Every. Time.
>>521369637haven't see any yet but i'm just questing
is there an addon that allows you to easily set keybinds on turtle, regardless of where something goes on an action bar? i don't want to bind keys to action bar slots, but rather bind keys directly to abilities/macros.
>>521370290Pfui has that afaik
why is warrior tanking so hard?
>>521324489It's funny because I immediately thought of her when I saw the Tauren post. Gerra is online seemingly every day for a few hours. I am pretty confident she has accepted that she isn't welcome here and that people in her guild being harassed wasn't worth sticking around for. She went on a few times about losing a guildie who was teaching her about the lore and helping her get familiar with the game. I understand why she dipped if that's the case.
are there any snowbunnies in fmc that will mind control me and force me to cuck their husband?
>>521353580In nu lore orcs drank felblood before ever encountering a human.
>>521370043FREE USE FREE USE FREE USE FREE USE KNOT KNOT KNOT KNOT KNOT KNOT POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
Nah, it's full of spics (as usual) and dead. I'm dipping out of Sheilun.Back to Tauri!
>>521371348Druid and pally were designed to be easy to play and turtle hasn't changed that
>>521370105SA are probably being cheap, in the old server there is a tent 24/7 in orgrimmar entrance.It takes some linen and a couple silver amd you can max your rested xp in 5min
Dwarf girls :3
>>521376003Ugly
>>521376003
>>521377723Ugly
>>521372594Schizo gaslighting again
>>521377723>>521378985why do femdwarves have such bazoinkers
>>521379547More mass than a human while being much shorter
>>521379547>>521380320It's all bone and cartilage
will sylma return for legion?
>>521381484yes that's why he quit turtle
>>521371348It's only hard if you're a MT in raids thoughever. Warriors are the best OT and it's easy to play.
>>521381484Gods I wish.
Why is my fps in SF MoP all over the place? It constantly goes from 160 to 70 even if nothing is happening.
Guys I ended up accepting a random invite from a guild called Belerian. Did I make the right choice?
>>521382945belerian invites every guildless person
>>521382945belerian is the pug of guilds. it's filled with random shitters you find across the world because they invite absolutely everyone.
>>521372674>Druid and pally were designed to be easy to playdude what? druid has all of those forms and i don't even know wtf is going on with pallies. hands? seals? judgements? seems pretty complex.
>>521382945I fucked maybe two or three helf priestesses from Belerian who didn't even have TRP, surprisingly horny bunch but I guess it was to be expected, it's like opening a mystery box.
>>521385096yeah but the forms are basicallybaby rogue baby warrior they are extremely simple by design the only trick is knowing when to shift
>>521385096>i don't even know wtf is going on with pallies. hands? seals? judgements? seems pretty complex.no wonder they always overbuffed palas. they are played by retards 99% of the time
what causes /heals/ posters to have severe brain damage?
Wtf happened to turtle?>settings no longer save>any setting changed causes the lauincher to need an update and reverts everything you changed
>>521389868Lack of oxygen from cocking on dick for too long.Sorece: Me, a /heals/ poster.
fmc newblood just ain't itbring me back
>>521391476choking on dick*....further proof that I have the drain bamage.
>>521391526I just want Sylma back
SYLMAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>521391476>>521391673you're already a more annoying faggot than elaynna no idea how you live day to day unless you're a neet
>>521391476do you take futa dick?
>>521391476do you take gnome dick?
>>521391476do you take worgen dick?
Sylma, please deliver us from these false biofems… please take us to the promised land….
>>521391476U Are so sexy to me . Can send U bags and gold and kisses ? Mail Postage .?
>>521391476do you take goblin dick?
>>521391952Maybe.>>521392306, >>521392415Horde-only. which you would know if you actually read the /heals/ thread.
>>521391952>>521392306>>521392415She is hordefuckmeat.
>>521392752I want to fucks U .
>>521392752you're about four months too late we're all bored of your type of poster stick to your other thread were it's on topic
>>521393012stfu you redditposting nigger and let the people post
>>521392752yawn you are boring, we have been through horde cum slut #984738 already
>>521391476>>521392752Age? Sex? Location?
>>521393476horde sluts are OUThorde women for ally cock are IN
>>521392752get this hordefucker #9145125 lame away from me
>>521392752>>521391476Fairbreeze Facts of POWER:>Fairbreeze is cute>I love Fairbreeze!>Fairbreeze!
>>52139348141 / M (working on it) / mom's basement
...... I just came in to shitpost a joke about /heals/, and now I can't tell who is legit badly horny-posting and who is trolling...aside from the posts insulting me.
>>521385096The average pve pally gameplay is pressing crusader/holy strike, consecration and judges which are very straight forward, specifically for those that refuse to cleanse or use any useful skill that's not self-casted.Druid can get complex in pvp with certain builds but it's otherwise pretty straightforward as someone else has said, forms are just mini classes and you don't need to switch, it's only in certain kinds of pvp where you can make it complex
>>521394261#1 get better mods#2 we are tired of horde cumsluts#3 redhead is reserved for pure virgins not whores
>ME OWN FOOKIN SON... A BLOODY TRANNY ERPER...
>>521394867actually imagine you find that out your son does that shit
>>521394261your name sounds like a budget douche
>>521392306No one takes gnome dick willingly, jib
>>521394261don't bother, wpsg is full of braindead faggotsif somebody wants to erp you itt they just do it to troll and make fun of you
>>521394261so fucking original not like half the guild is heals rejects coming and going because they didn't get their perfect horde enslavememt fantasy
>>521395552don't talk bad about Sylma
>>521395806kek
>>521394261>Losing to horde filthSister...
every helf player in troondlewow looks like this, it's so boring and predictable
>>521395806
>>521394261Built for big Telol cock
>>521394816>#2 we are tired of horde cumslutsobviously not based on the insta 5-10 replies he's getting.
if i had a son who does erp i would kill him on sight imagine finding his erp logs where he types shit like "uwu such a yummy orcie woggie cock pls fill me master <333" just like slamming a fucking hammer in his skull right away and throwing him in the bog
>>521396487>All the fun and comradery before the constant raidingTake my back...
>>521396487Sylma... I miss you.
>>521396172build for high elf shotas
i miss sylma and others who posted alongside their character doing things incidentally and not using their character as a literal avatar looking at the viewer beside each postsoulless zoomer behavior tbqh
>>521398612>baboon mandril nigger assdisgusting
>>521399228sylma made it work
>>521396173Not Elaynna — she looks stalwart, dutiful, and chaste.
Biofems wear full armor that covers every bit of skin.Failed men coomers wear slutmogs.
>>521399774What if i do both
>>521399774Nearly every biological female I've ever met in an MMO slutmogs too.
Why does fmc and the thread always turn to this during american hours?
>>521399774But I wear both althroughoweverbeit
>>521396815>if i had a sontry getting laid first virgin
>>521280570https://wotlkplus.com/https://www.projectolympus-wow.com/Both launched today (the 11th) and have around 150 players each currently. I don't play either, but its probably the best you're gonna get. That or get lucky on warmane. Doubt you can find any progressed wotlk server where people still level.
What's going on here
>>521403251Aoichan NO!
>>521402147your mom won't let me raw dog it
>>521403251aoi you are too pure for the stormwind corner avert your eyes
>>521405892See >>521402105
>>521403251Elves being sold into sexual slavery to satisfy the rich human noblemen of Stormwind.
>>521406619me going back home to my loving orc wife after pimping out high elves (disgusting) to tauren all day
>>521406307fish the joke is stale you drunk retard
Does anyone else just feel like they don't belong in fmc?
>>521407336not in fmc
she's out there somewhere with skoll and their one hundred and forty three puppies
>>521407336Join <Lightborne>
>>521408168I don't want to leave fmc, but I just don't feel welcome in it. Like I'm just ruining the fun by being in it.
>>521409135quit acting like you have that big of an impact.
>>521409135okay bye fish no one will miss you
>>521409135You are not the first to feel that way
>>521407780Asalys, Elicia, AoiyukiIn that order
>>521256163Elyza is my nigga. They don't ever charge for blacksmithing crafts as long as you have mats and neither do I.
>>521411805I never tip people that craft something with my mats
>>521411979rude
>>521412927Why should I? I'm not even lvl 60 yet. I need the money
>>521407181>>521409492Not me, sorry about your wishful thinking though. Here to stay, deal with it.
How do I turn off floating combat text on turtle? It keeps turning back on.
>>521411979I wouldn't expect you to. I make way more money not charging people at all
I crafted all my gnomish engineering items. Time to drop engineering and re-level it again for goblin... ><
>orc warrior named ZugquishaOk that's pretty good
ded
>all these alliancecucks mad that yet another elf is fucking and sucking orc dicklmao
>>521423884you tell me
>>521407336>>521409135The best thing to do if you feel that way is just talk with other anons in the guild on discord and in game. I know it can be hard for some people but if you do it people will respond and you will feel better. Just be friendly.
what are qiraji humanoids, like twin emps? humanoid shaped bug avatars?
>>521424214The silithid captured night elves The qiraji humanoids are the results of the silithid experimenting on night elves. It's why the Twin Emps use the night elf base model and animations. Well that and laziness.The quest Dearest Natalia features a night elf who is captured and brainfucked by the bugs into being their mindslave for example.
>>521425006B U G M AALLS
>>521423884Honestly it just kind of makes it hotter.
Who was the FMC member that worked with bugs and also was obsessed with having sex with bugs?BZZT BZZT BZZT
there was a guy on /new9k/ around 2013-2015 who ran a bugcrush website where he filmed videos of people stepping on bugs. apparently made good money, sold custom vids for over $1k a pop.
>>521425006The emps are qiraji, they aren't or never were silithid. Qiraji made the silithid with the help of C'Thun. There's not much lore about it desu.
>>521428442Asalys...
>>521428681Asalys doesn't look like this.
>>521429295...yet!
aoi currently raiding naxx with puppers
>>521423884Half Elf isn't even a playable Alliance race in retail. Blood Elves belong to the Horde.This would only be significant if it was Night Elves.
>>521430461It hurts...
sup anons newfag here I rolled a tauren shaman on twow what guild do I join
>>521433029The 4chan guild is <Full Moon Company> whisper anyone for an invite. Say you are from /wpsg/
Hey friends been wanted to ask, which servers would you recommend for someone who's comming from retail? i was thinking warmane but people say you cant even raid there cuz the server is old
>>521430461Fucking whore. Can pupper pals stop poaching all anons?
>>521433242aiight thanks I am too low level so I can't do that yet
>>521436137me on the right
>>521436278What is a good class if I want to be a nuisance to the general public and kill people out in the world? Or just annoy them in general?
>>521430461So?How does Aoi raiding Naxx with <pupper pals> affect you?
>>521436793Druid or hunter allows for being the most annoying shit in the game
>>521436278>>521436793Sorry, wasn't meant to be directly for you
>>521436793druid, hunter, rogue
>mfw ahru almost wiped pupper pals on 4 horsemen with soundboard spam
>>521436935>>521437223Druids I know nothing about, rogues I understand. But how are hunters annoying? What can they do? Or are they just Strong in pvp? This one is suprising
>>521437564ranged class with the stings doing different effects, like draining away all of someone's mana while you use aspect to run away from themyou can also hide somewhere and use eyes of the beast to directly control your pet and send it in to attack people while they have no clue where you are if you play a night elf hunter you can even stealth with a stealthed pet and wait for people to jump them
>Turtle WoW shit keeps getting pushed into my feed>anti blizzard normies have found the server>people glazing server for the moderation >completely unaware how corrupt the server owners actually are Another Nostalrius
>>521440885Asmongold played turtle like half a decade ago
>>521440885ive been seeing the whole corrupt owners for years but when are they going to do something?
what are your preferred snacks to go with a sweaty nerd session of World of Warcraft
>>521409135you are
>>521444946aoipanties
>>521443597Hello may I rape?
>>521444946some brazil nuts or almonds sometimes walnutsi'll allow myself some sugar free jelly babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfVQmwkTvEUreminder that Fuu stopped playing after this dropped
It's over.
>he will never fishpost again>he will never join in the joke with a cheeky edited screenshot>he will never be present for boss kill screenshots >he will never say hello when you log in again>he will never get his ES staff, you won't be there for something that never happens
>>521457838Another fmc falls eh?t. Not in fmc
>>521457838Telol got the staff last ES for his OS
FMC is healing
AB day ?Tell Hode I’m done trading soil for swords. My cabbages don’t lie, don’t betray, and don’t need saving. Let the Senate stew in its own ambition — I’ve got crops to tend
Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties!
>>521461723another faggot has hit the horde side
>>521464765the shaman rapes when the alliance faggot barks
>>521465665you're supposed to be roid raging 24/7 not farming fucking watermelons
>>521142204Last time I played wow was on stormforge and I quit when they released isle of thunderAnything interesting happen in the meantime?
Tewi here! Ex-leader of <Anime Mafia>, where are you guys playing now? What class do we need?
>>521471149you are 6 months late
wtf is this supposed to be?
>>521471149current guild is a hollow shell already
>>521471149Sadly, the current guild is mostly dead or is at least something different than when it started. I don't have much hope for that guild anymore.
That sucks, is there any HC content that isn't Turtle WoW? Some TBC or Wotlk HC server would be dopeI'm too hardcore now to play softcore, the curse of being good at games I guess...
alliancesisters please queue for arathi basin I tire of waiting 15+ minute between gamesI might let you win the next one... maybe...
>>521472740you only have vanilla hc servers, probably won't be any until blizzard releases their own tbc hardcore and hosts want to cash in
Anyone on Tauri?
>>521473096what level range and faction?
>>521473215Alliance, 90 level.
>>521472195>>521471810>>521471594not in fmc
>>521473096Why are you playing on a decade old mop server when Sheilun is havinig ToT open in two weeks.
>>521473096is the WoD patch out yet?
>>521472835no one cares about pvp
>>521473695I don't want to level again and do the same shit again, but on Sheilun.>>521473717Nope.
>>521472835Oops.. I may have accidentally camped allies at spawn last night in AB.. Sorry..
>>521472740Isnt there a video of you wiping on kara trash?
>>521475363>you can't wipe on anything ever
>>521475363There is a video of me clearing pre-nerf kara which only 4 guilds did on the server and nobody else from this thread attempted to do, yes!
>>521473826r14 weapons are preraid BIS on turtle and I will never let you in my molten cores if you don't have them or something better
>>521475501When I wipe on trash, it's an honest mistakeWhen other people wipe on trash, they're garbage players who deserve scorn and mockery
>>521475657>>521473826Theyre going to buff pvp gear and pvp rewards massively across the board, if you havent seen the discussions by now then youre blind.t. insider
Considering how many anons are raidlogging/burned out on Turtle, I'm honestly toying with the idea of making anon guild on Netherwing. Upsides are that you need max 25 people for raiding and its fresh content which would be fun to tackle with anons, downsides is that it is extremely overtuned tryhard endgame focused server and it is not as cozy as Turtle.However my NEET days seem to be at an end and I'll maybe forced to find a job and running a guild is too much of a commitment.I'd just like to see if there would be any of you people interested in it?
I have killed 4 in stockades last night and 2 more in bfd today. i will kill again.
>>521476437newsflash idiot the buff is already live as of last week
I'm up for Sheilun/Tauri guild :)
I would love to try out tauri, but it seems like everyone here on it plays alliance? Does it have crossfaction?
Wait, I'm dumb! Another guild tried to do pre-nerf kara on gummycore here, but they failed and couldn't clear itWhat was their name? It was some blood elf player too
>>521477357
>>521477412I hate them too, and black "people "too, and the jews, but I don't think it's relevant to this convo?
>>521477076yes
>>521477076Tauri has full cross-faction with the exception of guilds, if I'm correct. But I've heard they will remove cross-faction altogether when Legion hits, but don't worry, they will bring it back if Alliance becomes a dead faction again, lol. I personally never had an issue finding groups for anything while playing Alliance.
>>521476603Thats not the one part of the big pvp overhaul.
>>521476474>people are raidlogging and I don't like that>but I soon won't have time to play because I'm getting a jobSo what did he mean by this
Does Horde win every BG?
>>521483270yes because alliance has fresh 60s playing bg to get pvp gear, while horde enters bg once they are done farming full t3
>>521483518add that to the list of ally cope
>>521484206right next to "shamans are totally balanced and every bg having 5 of them since cc2 is pure coincidence"
>>521484447there are more paladins than shamanskeep chomping down on plywood
Horde being bitched about in battlegrounds has been a thing since 2004
>>521142204gonna roll on sheilun0-1: mage2-3: shaman4-5: dk6-7: priest8-9: paladin
>>521485047>muh pwawadwins!!!!horde niggers crying about cope and then about paladins will never stop being funny
>>521485572you were just crying about shamans chuddie
even if each class had an equal number of players both shamans and paladins would appear overrepresented in bgs because the other classes have their playerbase split between factions while 100% of those are on their respective factions
>be alliance>be a faggotdin>can't play because you are a fucking retard>ask for buffs>end being overpoweredlike clockwork
Does a Naxx geared Arms warrior stand a chance in pvp?
>>521486229not against a ZG geared shaman nope
>>521486294
>>521485741show us the eviw pwawadwins going 20/0 taking the first 5 spots of every bg, we'll wait
>>521486229If you're Horde yeah but if you're Alliance then good luck
>>521485528Sadly you can't be a cutie gnome
>>521481918
What's the objective pvp class tier list?
i know this nigga isn't trying to baby talk when he's the one bitching unprompted
>>521486456vvelcvme tv thv pvlvchvd gvs chvmbvrs
Another Schizo attempt
>>521486456learn to play
>>521487067says the nigger crying about pwawadwinslmao
>>521486902>state a fact>noshoe nigger has no counterargument>is too much of a bitch to respond now
>>521487274u just suck at the game keep the ally cope coming after i assrape you in pvp
Shamans are overpowered and completely brainless to play everyone knows that
>>521487129what are you talking about schizo
>palawhitey lost to character select scrinLOL
Why are Shamans so OP? Never bothered to look or play the class because I thought it was gay
>>521487861they kill me with naxx gear when I'm in questing greens and that means they're overpowered.
>>521487861what you mean OP?its a mmorpg you only go infront of enemies and hit "auto-attack"oh wait thats paladins
>>521487861shamanshitters can shit out 4k dmg in a global with ZG gearsince they discovered that, they are now all believing they are the pinnacle of godlike skill like this braindead mouthbreather >>521487943
>>521488426go play retial and your 30 minutes boring pvp
>>521488426noob lost to character creation LOL
no one cares about pvp
>>521488426no they can'tyou are being killed by guys in naxx gear while you are in questing greensstop griefing your team and don't queue again until you have naxx gear
Can I still afk in battlegrounds?
>>521485528I don't think paladins are very good in mop, at least not in pve don't know for pvp.
>>521489083there's no point to queuing once you have naxx gear though. luckily pvp gear update will fix this, hopefully.
>>521487861>casts chainlightning that one taps the first target and takes the other two to half hp
>level up to 60>dont know i must change skill level>using skill level 1 at 60>WTF WHY IS THE ENEMY OVERPOWERED?!
>>521490235what should I play then?
>>521492096what skill do i learn to stop shamans from critting for 2.5k+1.5k with chainlightning+instant lightning bolt?
i love being a (male) paladin and imagining femorc shamans raping me after they oneshot me
>>521492324If you have never played mop before I suggest not rolling a tank since they play very differently than previous expansions. I would say warlock/shaman are very good throughout the expansion, warriors are also top tier dps through the entire thing if you want melee. Monks are good too but hard to play, all 3 specs can be good. Hunter/Rogues are decent but get worse as the expansion progresses. Druid is good too for healing and tanking and boomies become good in SOO. I don't really know about dk, no one seems to play it so I doubt It's that good. Disco priests are good and fun, shadow is also good but difficult. Mage is similar to Hunter although they get pretty good in SOO as well since you finally get enough crit for fire. So pretty much everything except pala and dk (honestly not sure about dk since I just never see anyone play it I think UH might be good).
>>521492976This but futaorcs
>>521493273not futaorcs, normal femorcs that tie me up and drain me until i can barely walk
>>521493435This but futaorcs
>>521493549you might be gay
>>521492814>2.5k+1.5k with chainlightning+instant lightning boltevery caster can hit those numbers not just shaman e.g.>2.5k+1.5k with shadowbolt+instant shadow burn
>>521492814dunno i dont play retardinask this guy>>521310086
>>521497183>shadowboltthanks for telling us that you never played a single bg in your life >>521497560>20 year old video of a failed male retard rogue who is too low iq to do a simple cb/prep + thistle tea combodamn
>>521497718>retard doesnt know to play>doesn't winWHAT A SURPRISE!
>>521497718I have been spamming bgs for days retardI regularly nuke squishies with bolt+shadowburnRemind me what is the cast time of chain lightning and shadow bolt
>>521493152I guess roll male orc woya
>>521142204Patch E.MPQ and Patch F.MPQ conflict with Project Epoch. Can you just change the name of the patches or how does that work?
>>521489761oh yeah there's even infernal players hiding their 'still alive' tag and ranking by sitting in av
This is FMC tonight at AQ40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>521505058Grud, you know what to do.
>>521505913no jib. no dps.no belwynn. no clear.no sylma. no soul.
>>521505913GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>521505058Wait HC players are able to queue into BGs still and get killed in there? I might need to queue BGs more just to try and fuck over whoever is HC in there
This is FMC tonight at AQ40 (we just kicked all the helves)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2OV4Q5N_K0
>>521506517galachad died in bwl a few weeks back. i havent been doing bgs for about a month now but rwby was pretty regular for av days. they go to the cave you get the banner for the recall trinket in. good luck though cause they're a paladin and can bubble hearth out if they dont already /afk in time.
>>521506980this shit should be bannable
>>521506980where’s their hearth location? we should park a rogue there and wait for them.
>>521153679>the power of having an actually full server and being surrounded by peopleshame the people in twow won't group with you because either they're autistic or HC, so you might as well just be playing solo with bots.
I fell for the Turtle meme but dear god this server is dog shit. I just looked through all the class/spec changes they did a few months ago>SV made pure melee meme >still worse than BM/MM>paladins are still monstrously OP in all 3 specs >Spriest completely kneecapped and gutted >shamans also gutted but compensation was being able to meme tank>aff lock's main ability changed to drain soul>retard devs didn't think about soul shard generation>bags now filled with shards you're never going to use >still a dot spec in a version of the game where there's a debuff limit
>>521508965How to tell someone you don't play on turtle without saying that you don't play on turtle
will sheilun even survive mop classic?
>>521513558those fucking mexicans can't afford a subscription lol
>>521396173This guy is a faggot sperg
Tauri.
>>521513558No one but amerigoblins want to play with blizzdrones and bots
>>521508965>shamans also gutted but compensation was being able to meme tankpeople say that but their numbers in BGs paint an opposite picture
you can feel the humor of fmc degrade daily
Why is there 8 paladins in the raid?
>>521515975because they have bubble and run away like a coward
did i say into wiping? i meant fmc's in the rough!
>>521515975Paladin is a class for sissies and brown people; that's why it's so popular.
>>521515975because beggars cant be choosers
>tried to raid mc>tells the homo to fuck off>leaves
uh oh meltie
uh oh
GO GO GO GO GO GO
GALOSENGEN
We waste more time doing these 'skips' than just fighting the patrols.
>>521526017skill issue
i know we're against kicking but we should get rid of this little retard shaman that starts with t
>>521529376Yeah, I've had enough of Taptuah's antics.
>>521530446zaptuah is actually useful and contributes
>>521515496>people say that but their numbers in BGs paint an opposite pictureIt's just getting pathetic now. Anyone that has ever played on Turtle knows the devs are pro-Alliance and Paladins have received ridiculous buffs.
I can't anymore, we have been in this raid for more than 3 hours now.
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit how do these retards manage to turn a mechanic as simple as "don't stand next to each other" into rocket science>um my hecking assigmenti don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck just stand anywhere as long as it's not right next to someone elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
we aren't even 40 and people are failing at this shit
lf a real one to larp as jay and silent bob with
>>521537518>3.5 aq40it's getting slower...
>>521537640lvl 1 lunatic?
>>521537640Dwarf and Troll combo would be best.
raid leader is retarded i don't know why is he assigning people with dungeon gear to go melee and leaving the big dicks to watch on the side
>>521537687We were going pretty fast until we got to C'thun and got filtered for a while. Just means a chance for us to learn from our mistakes and try to fix it so we can do better for next time.
>>521535960>>521535503AQ40 is a ~5 hour raid, anything shorter than that is technically good time.
They struggled so much despite getting carried by two people not in FMC.
>>521271775Explain this >>521542115
>>521542115I tried uploading a log of the run too but mine was bugged for some reason
>>521542115Meanwhile puppers doesn't need any carry.
>>521542115Stop trying to create fake dramabait.
>>521542115holy fuck my wife aoi is pumping!
>>521544014jesus holyhonkas is trash
>>521544014aoi was carrying your naxx run while your naxxchud geared players were doing nothing and dying to mechanics they have done six gorillion times
>people in FMC are now actually being actual parsetrannies i'm glad sylma never had to see this
here's your screenshot assholesfuck you
>>521544014>jib mogging all of pupper palsLOLLMAO EVEN
>>521545918dps meter is shagudpsthreat meter is twthreatraid frames is CRAPanything else is probably shagutweaks
>>521546293thank you sweetheartdeath to all pfui users
>>521545432never take the guild photo again
>>521542115FakeNo Mura buffNo Waifu buffI curse for meleesI would be #1 simple as
Lmao
Everyone say thanks Aoi, she has been diligently taking the guild screenshotsThanks Aoi!
>>521547334I couldn't find last week log, but from two weeks ago you were still not good.
>>521542115>>521544587>>521548302>>521548764I LOVE AOI SO MUCH! AOIPANTIES SHIMAPAN!
How long is this shat going to be down?
I have 5g after aq40...
>>521548764he is the only warlock and uses curse of recklessness for hunters and melees also he tanks emps in 0 dps gear it would be much higher nice try
>>521548764Why is Femboysock's heaing so low?
>>521550012they exclusively heal sunethil
why are pupper pals anons so prone to shitposting
>>521551354They have to constantly try to justify their existence because they sold their soul for free loot.
Gerra will surely heal for us bros
>>5215523054 hour AQ40s = SOUL
>>521551354it's funny mostlyt. shitposter
>>521553769no, it's really not
>>521554457i'm not in either guild i just like stirring up shitposting
>>521552928If Tor'zag works his green charm on her. He's already told me she's not against raiding with us.
i just got news that people unironically hate aoiwhat the fuck happened bros? i thought aoipanties was fun
why is it down again
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What two people are these?
>>521567257kys pedo nigger
>generic bimbo elf slut #158981*yawn*
>>521399774Actual biological female here and I do both but no one here will ever know who I am
>>521575352YWNBAW
>>521575352Aoi...
>>521399774>he doesn't know
Not enough troll love
>>521579717
>>521506980a bis geared destro warlock with gnomish cloaking device could probably burst them in 2 gcds, or a gank squad of like 3 dagger rogues with 3x ambushes + sappers
why did belywynn, felkiss and gargoth all leave after sylma?seems weird
>>521583684It may be that they cannot tolerate the guild without Sylma as the figurehead. Many such cases where someone is only there because they like their manager, not the company.
>>521583684all three of them loved sylma deeply
>>521583684What seems weird about it?
I demand to know who this Aoi is.and also, more importantly, why panties appear to be relevant?
FOOLS! While you were out raiding some bughole, I snuck into your guild house and ransacked it. You may have locked your vaults, but there was one thing left unguarded. The laundry!Now, I and I only possess your most coveted treasure. Yes, that's right. The Aoipanties. They're mine. All mine!The smell. Oh, the smell! For me, it's imagined no more.
>>521541115I look like this IRL.
>>521587831fmcbros... it's over...
>>521587831I didn't know I would have created this monster when I coined the term Aoipanties. It's pretty funny.
>>521587831Reddit spacing, pepper pals trying to get in on the joke. Cringe.
>>521589137is this socks or fish or demon. I have to know for reasons
I hate you people
Not gonna be active in BWL tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless WOW degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
I dc'd and lost 60g worth of mushroom seeds. It was 50% of my bank
>>521594175let me laugh at you ingame and then explain why berries make more money than mushrooms anyway WITHOUT the risk of financial damage
Where to find best/most recommended Turtle Wow builds? If you ask, wanting to do a Warrior Tank.
>>521595237dependsdo you want to be a braindead 2h arms """tank""" that is hated by all healers and is only relevant between lvl 30 and 40or do you want to be the "normal" full prot tank that struggles to hold threat on more than 4 mobs at once in dungeons
what are the sheilun devs gonna do when official mop is literally soon
boredom is the first step on the road to relapse
It's not the same anymore.
>>521596648>>521515020 The same way warmane didn't die stormforge is going to be fine as well, they have had a dedicated playerbase for years. Also the server is proggressing to Legion at some point and is also merging with the other mistblade servers at some point once SOO progression is finished.
new>>521598014>>521598014>>521598014
>>521597857ahh i see, i wasn't baiting like the other guy so thanks for the answer that makes sense
>>521596648the same every other private server did when expansion came out in classic______________________________________________________________________________________________nothing________________________________________________________________________
>>521596049I said tank, so obviously using 1h+shield. I did Arms on a character on Warmane long ago.
>>521598398Just level as arms and get to sweeping strikes asap. Become an engineering Chad for dynamite too
>>521589137proof please
>>521545432>still no MBBare you stupid?