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>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition revealed for the Switch 2, new armors and customization
https://youtu.be/j4qESdsPE_k

>Nightreign: All weapons spells items showcase
https://youtu.be/iogR0mCsXZ8

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group Password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain: >>521037725
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kill hosts
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Elden Ring
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>>521210652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgJrnGTSOQ
Elden Ring LOST.
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Hawktuahing
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After just finishing my SL1 run for ER, and going back to DS1 after 10 years, I can now safely say DS1 being "easy" is an absolute meme.
>wonky dodges and weapon hitboxes
>wonky level design
>wonky camera
>can't poise through an attack? lmao get stunlocked to death, HUGE recovery times after every hit
>chugging takes forever
>on top of recovery frames, rolling has "instability" frames apparently - had to look that one up because it doesn't exist now
>can't push back enemies so you always get sandwiched by their fuckhuge collision boxes
>I can't stress this enough YOU CAN'T PUSH BACK ENEMIES holy shit one wrong step and some zombie pushes me into a corner and gang rapes me with his friends
>weapon hits bounce off ANYTHING, just standing near a wall makes you virtually unable to attack
>enemies actually dodge your attacks, with iframes?? Wtf didn't realize we had the technology, why is this not a thing anymore
And that's not even including all the QoL bits like long walks of shame or being unable to teleport for half the game, which I can accept. At least parrying is piss easy.

Absolutely nothing in Elden ring is this brutal, maybe except for two of the bosses. I thought it's because I got a lot better in those games over the years, turns out I was relying on a myriad of crutches the whole time.
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I love sluts!
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which enemy is the chicken jockey of elden ring
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>>521211459
make dinner and do the dishes for Malenia.
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>>521211459
spamming swarm of flies on Malenia.
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>>521211459
>Ranni that tall
Garbage art.
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>>521211510
Me (goldchad) mounting the fading corpse of a invader (redcuck)
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>my friend just got instagibbed by bum rushing him
>better do the same
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>>521211039
Shut it.
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>have decent invasion activity on my level 80 guy
>decide to try coop for a change
>...
>...
>...
I bet I can boot up DS2 or 1 Remastered RIGHT NOW and get a coop session.
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>>521211982
That's her job.
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>type b no helmet
>tranny outfit
>cheese weapon
Every fucking time
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>>521213767
My FTHchad Tarnished has sex with them every single day.
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>>521213767
All soulsbornes have tranny tier type b pc. Monster Hunter solved that problem ages ago with different outfits for different genders but are somehow going reverse with world and wilds. At least we have Nioh/Team Ninja for the best character creation for any of these types of games.
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erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
gemmy
neko
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
>C tier
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
miquella goonette
>D tier
madison
signalisposter
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>>521215185
trannison so low
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>>521213557
They are people playing but most of them will avoid coop or coop with randoms when it comes to ER.
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>>521215185
Tranny obsessed with cuckoldry.
Typical /dsg/er
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>>521213628
I think not
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>>521217305
theres no way she could take bbc
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>>521217305
she's ugly and is into ugly things so she deserves that spot
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>NAH YOU’RE JOKING.... ELDEN RING FORTNITE?? BROOO THIS IS STRAIGHT FIRE!! BRUH $20 FOR THE RADAHN SKIN?? TAKE MY MONEY THIS IS PEAK GAMING!! MICHAEL ZAKI COOKED ON THIS ONE
gen z was a mistake
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CHADnison buckbroke this place
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>>521217960
xhe takes 'zuk bbc daily doebeit
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>>521211404
all those are skill issues
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>>521210854
Petting Spring for the first time was the best feeling. Felt so fuckin good
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Millicent Blade of Tarnished
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>>521211404
All this is why Elden Ring is more fun to play and why DS1 feels like you're wading through molasses
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>>521219881
sissies won't like this...
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>>521218983
even doe 'zuk is a latinx who sits in the cuckchair as GODcakes breeds 'addy
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Rate my Milady build brehs, anything you would change?
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>>521220240
trooncakes you talking in third person nigga ngmi
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>>521220471
remove the dragoncrest for a multihit talisman
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neetcakes
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cuckcakes with the cali post
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>>521220471
>jeenine's strength build
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>>521220602
Maybe, i feel like its not easy to get enough consecutive hits against decent players for it to be worth it
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fagcakes
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>>521220798
eh, should be better than the 5% damage reduction
maybe also bring the dex to 18 so you can use either the radahn or golem greatbow
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>>521220798
>>521220798
dragoncrest is nerfed in pvp. better use life ring+3
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>>521210178
Is it better for Pure Sorcs to go full HP after going 80 INT, or is stamina more important? Why don't pure casters care about stamina when stamina determines how many and how quickly you can make actions?
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>>521221034
Oh the golem greatbow would be cool to have yeah, i think ill do that.

>>521221145
From what ive seen tryhards tend to use the life ring and then swap to dragoncrest once thats depleted, i dont really like hardswapping too often so i figured it makes sense to just keep this.
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>>521220471
Do you get good results out of it with Flaming Strike?
I've found it to be too redundant as the Milady R2s already serve a similar function.
Sword Dance and Flame Skewer in comparison feel a lot more useful.
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>>521222108
Sword Dance is probably more optimal but im not a super experienced player yet so Flaming Strike gets me a lot of easy roll catches that i would otherwise miss.
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>>521221373
sticking to one weapon like milady won't get you far against ganks, i always spawn in with an endure weapon and bleed talisman.
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Hmph. sorcerers, Hahahahaha!
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>>521222773
hostsisters....not like this...
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>>521222773
This is what extremely high intelligence does to a motherfucker
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>>521222773
Proving once again that FAI > INT
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>>521222773
>tranny character
>tranny mod
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>just now realized that drawstring greases are free to use in the arena
What the fuck i had no idea.
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>>521219881
I love when you say that. Wading through molasses. It’s true. I wade through molasses on the daily because of my line of work and that’s exactly what it feels like
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>>521223863
Lankey Kang
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>>521223863
deplorable agp troon
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>>521217831
This. So. Much. This.
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does dryleaf dane use dryleaf arts or dane's footwork?
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>>521223475
Who you calling tranny you weirdo
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>>521214793
>At least we have Nioh/Team Ninja for the best character creation for any of these types of games.
none of that is true
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>>521224273
>Can't even make an old man right
lmao what a piece of shit
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>>521224273
You, troon.
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>>521224440
I never said I was good at character customization though :^)
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>>521223976
what the fuck do you do for work
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>tranny this tranny that
Why do you people only have tranny on your mind, something you got to confess?
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>>521224619
He wades through molasses. Nice reading comprehension.
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>Love DS3, love ER
>Go back and play DS3 again
>Feels like shit
>Slow animations, slow boss moves (except guys like slave knight Gael), clunky controls, the jump is 1 foot high, default keybinds are attrocious, instructions on the PC version are given in Xbox buttons
Wow Elden Ring really ruined DS3 for me
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>>521224730
>If I accuse them of being obsessed with trannies, they won't think I'm a tranny
Nice try, tranny.
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>>521224875
>tfw I can go back and enjoy all of the Souls games, even DS2
Feels good man.
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>>521214793
>At least we have Nioh/Team Ninja for the best character creation for any of these types of games.
Biggest TRVKE ever recorded
>>521224368
Lol nice cope and/or reading comprehension
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yemmy souls
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>>521224838
>>521225363
???
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>>521224875
ds3 is actually faster than elden ring (weapons, enemies) but has worse input queueing, thats why it feels slow.
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>>521213628
You wish
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>>521225545
to be expected from a pizza tower faggot...
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>>521225574
>MALEnia
Fucking cringe.
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>>521224236
he kicks often so it's probably footwork
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>>521224236
I never thought about using each one in either hand until just now
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Monk build is actually pretty fun to play as in PVE.
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>>521225574
>gay lesbian fetish
>tranny character
lmao Look at this limp wristed tranny.
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>>521224619
You ain't never worked as a lumbyjack in Canerder?
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>just punched an entire den's worth of bears and their momma to death
name a more MANLY pastime
>>521226265
fuck yeah it is
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I spent so long farming for this shit and didn't know how heavy it is. I can equip helm, armor, and gloves using the carry weight talisman I can't remember the name of.
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>>521219373
yea I know...

>>521219881
that's exactly what it feels like
still it's a ton of fun
if DS1 was a bit more like ER and ER a bit more like DS1, we'd have 2 perfect games.
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>>521213205
I'm not even in that webm and still I'm fucking mad
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>>521228020
The swag is worth the weight.
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Every time I think maybe I could use fists I remember the range is probably gonna piss me off. I'll stick to my moldy banana for now I guess
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>>521228690
I'm working purely on leveling endurance at this point. Soon, I will be able to wear the pants without fatrolling.
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>>521227240
I admittedly have not
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>>521225363
none of that is true
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>>521225574
Cringe shit. Whip her ass and put her in her place
>>521226292
So true
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>pretty much stalled on DLC questline because I wanted to explore as much as possible before miquella gets his runeussy broken in
this is pretty much everything I can do before that right
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>>521228020
There are some swag replacements to lower the weight if you want.
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>>521230939
You are already using a guide so follow the guide.
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>>521231420
>You are already using a guide
nope, only had someone warn me about the two places where proceeding further will trigger that and what that entails, knew nothing else going in
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>>521229012
Only boss in the game that fucks with fist range is the ancestor spirit. You'll be fine hitting it's legs.
>>521231742
You already know exactly what triggers Mike so just avoid the trigger. You know this already.
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>>521230939
does breaking the great rune matter for anything except dialogue? I guess moore's stupid cookbooks
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>>521231874
If you don't go back and talk to the ganksquad their questlines stall. Moore's books don't fail until you beat messmer (some of the books are past the rune break line)
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>>521231827
I was just curious if there was anywhere else I could go before doing that
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>>521232394
But you already know where you can go.
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>>521232569
More like 'did I miss anything like side dungeons or areas with graces that are before the 2 cut off points'
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>>521233036
does it matter? those have nothing to do with the great rune
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>>521230939
yeah sounds about right
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>>521233036
But you already know the answer to your imaginary quesiton...
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>>521230939
there's a cave north of moorth ruins, that leads to rauh base, the area below ancient rauh ruins
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>>521223761
From patched it because no one was using consumables if they weren't cheating them in.
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>>521233381
indeed there is, how did I miss that one honestly
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>>521234183
They should do this for invasions too.
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Is there a safe way to reduce the weapon level of your character? The table I'm using has the option but it says not to use it.
I wanna try some low level invasions but I don't have my save files with my fully prepped characters anymore and I'm too lazy to set them up again.
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>>521229012
Martial Arts feel a lot better than regular fists on PVE in terms of range due to their weird explosions.
Star Fist is still way stronger though.
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>>521234761
no, that will 1000% get you banned
You can use a mod like Grand Merchant and set up characters offline with everything they need and then go back online, it's really easy and unlikely to ban you unless you do stupid things like give yourself cut content items
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Hmm that wasn't too bad but I might be a little overleveled. mid 70s right now, gonna go fight that ramadan guy now
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Dedicated ganksquads are so sad to see
Feels great to spank them though, I can already hear them squeek in their Discord calls
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gonna start a seamless run with a friend soon are there a lot of invaders on there?
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lol brony
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>>521234292
yeah, especially since it has the best talisman in the game lol
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>>521237919
You're so mad while me and my friends are just having a giggle and resummon each other if we die like it's really not a big deal lol
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>>521238126
>brony brony brony brony
That faggot is probably dead in some ukrainian shithole, shut the fuck up
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>>521238126
already triggered him kek
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Lol you're right samefag
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>>521237943
You can turn off invasions in seamless hostsissy so you're safe
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>Tarnished edition is just going to be a couple of lame ass armor sets, horse skins and 0 changes to multiplayer
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>>521237943
there is some of them but most of them are at the end game, maybe you'll get more if you activate dried fingers
for example at the early game (20 hours in, before altus) i only got invaded twice, but at leyndell, mountaintops, haligtree, it's way more active
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>>521237943
Give yourself dlc items because ALL Invaders will be abusing dlc spells and items at low levels to one shot you.
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>>521238660
That will be $10 and tip by the way
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>>521238473
Hes doing the samefag schtick he does all the time now
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>>521238786
Someone got their cheeks clapped by redGODS it seems
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>>521220471
can you show us what the ergcord looks like
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>>521239286
identical to the erg steam group.
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>>521239286
I'm not in any erg discord
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>>521238786
Low level seamless with 14 estus and Godrick's rune must be a bloodbath regardless of equipment.
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Seamless invasions are shit and boring, I wish that troon mod hadn't damaged the actual playerbase so much.
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>>521238786
>Erm sweaty you NEED to farm everything and be an honest invader and let my boyfriends one shot you with lasers mkay
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>>521239634
Except it was the Japs who damaged it by default
If seamless wasn't around then online would just be dead entirely on PC
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>>521239634
The good news is virtually no one plays seamless.
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>>521239717
Based BVLL-GOAT Radahn protecting his friends
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>>521238640
not my question
>>521238704
thanks sounds fun
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cord it up yuh yuh steam group it up unf unf yem it up and then maddy it up with the nezuk slurm girl in the fc yeagg
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>>521239795
DS3 is 9 years old and when i watched my gf do a playthrough last december and she still got invaded or saw coop signs all the time, Elden Ring would still be very active if wombless coop hadn't killed it.
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>>521239879
>virtually no one plays seamless
Haha yeah that's why I can invade at any given time during the day and it's never the same people
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>>521239879
It has like 3 million unique downloads and got acknowledged by the developers, it seems quite popular.
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>>521240119
99% of the playerbase is playing the basic game.
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>>521240053
Dsgtroon leave
>>521240202
This
>>521240209
Whatever you say anon
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>>521240202
>it seems quite popular.
It isn't. The lion's share of people playing the game are on consoles.
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>>521240378
30% of Elden Ring's sales were on PC, that's almost 10 million people.
Almost 3 million of those people downloaded seamless, that's a tremendous amount.
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seamless didnt kill pc vanilla, fromsoft outsourcing the netcode to a certain type of people killed pc vanilla
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>>521239404
i though the steam group got deleted doe
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>just 1 shot a guy with 900hp using serpent flail WA
Fuck I need to get a 2nd one for off hand
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>>521240591
>30% of Elden Ring's sales were on PC
That means the lion's share was on console like anon said.
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>>521240669
I never said it wasn't, i said it's popular which it undeniably is.
Not being the biggest platform for the game doesn't mean millions of people aren't a lot.
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>>521240821
It isn't popular. Most people don't use it.
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>>521238660
>They will never ever release a 2.0 update with integrated seamless to bring the playerbases back together
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>>521240956
Are you just making nonsensical and pointless arguments for the sake of arguing or is this some weird console war thing
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>>521241164
I'm offering a counterpoint knowing the one obsessed with the topic is present.
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>>521241329
I see, good luck baiting your thread enemy fren
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>>521238823
>>521241062
Fucking PS4niggers ruined everything bros
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>>521241717
Nothing new there.
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>>521241329
Did he kill himself now that its fully playable?
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The sad reality is that Fromsoft peaked at Bloodborne
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>The schizo obsessed with the steam faggot is still here
Did he get image banned on /v/ or what
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>>521241901
Who cares.
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>>521242109
>Only 2 good bosses
Yeah sure
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>>521239717
jeegod got clearly outplayed here, those players were simply better than him
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>>521240956
It has almost 9 million downloads. Seamless absolutely killed the game on PC and I will literally never buy another Fromsoft game because they let it happen and didn't even have the basic fucking courtesy of at least introducing crossplay so actual long time fans who bought the game on PC weren't uniquely fucked.

>>521241062
What they needed to do was C&D that garbage immediately. It didn't just kill invasions, it also killed co-oping.
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>>521243675
Let's be honest nobody wants to play with cheating niggers on PC and nobody wants to deal with the insane lag
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The future is singleplayer.
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>>521243793
600 hours and not seen a single cheater
Why you gatekeeping crossplay? It would save this game AND kill seamless
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>>521243675
>Seamless absolutely killed the game on PC
lol
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>>521243993
Yeah that's why Nightreign and Duskbloods are both..
Oh right.
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>>521239717
This is why Chase doesn't stream ER and just posts cherrypicked invasions.
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>>521244074
>600 hours and not seen a single cheater
Because the game is dead as fuck and nobody cares to grief if they have to wait an hour to match with other players, even during the pre DLC era the arena was fucking full of cheaters, this fucking retarded Jap company can't even use the steam API for matchmaking and you think they'll do a good job at cross playing? Lmfao, I mean the new Switch game is at like 30 FPS
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Chase will never be Fighter. PL
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>>521243675
What they needed to do was make the multiplayer not shit from the beginning so nobody felt a need to mod it.
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>>521244251
>Nightreign
Even Fromsoftware's most loyal streamers didn't like it. People will put 20 hours in it and go back to Elden Ring.
>Duskbloods
Can't comment on it yet but the "PvPvE" aspect of it will probably be "You can summon help and get invaded"
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>>521244508
Wtf is going on with bros face
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>>521244784
>Even Fromsoftware's most loyal streamers
what is your life like?
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>>521244395
>Omg this heckin' wholesome Jeeclone shitter just pulled out the bonebow and is using all of God's duped items blue dubey doo heehee
>Let's bow to him, good duels!
I refuse to believe this faggot isn't seething and has a hard time even recording this wholesome vomit
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>>521244898
https://youtu.be/83mhHOytg4U?si=miKkbI2R8zWdS1Vl
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>>521242143
I don't think Elden Ring is that popular on /v/ nowadays so he just posts here
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>>521244937
Invaders know how to fully dissociate when they start losing so it doesn't get to them after a while. When successful they can block the memory entirely, but the emotional damage remains for future invasions.
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niggas on 4chan can't imagine people not screaming racial slurs during elden ring invasions so they hate chasethegod for it
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>>521245406
>niggas on 4chan
probably don't know who you are talking about
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>mogs chudthetroon
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shit hours
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>>521245134
That's bullshit, losing to garbage lag, endless resummons, passive open world shitters or some ultra overleveled co oper that comes out of nowhere and spams a diarrhea stream of spells and incantations after you spend like half an hour trying to get close in a 1v3 WILL get to anybody who constantly plays the game
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>>521244748
Interesting how nobody felt like the multiplayer was bad prior to normalnigger elden shitters.
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>>521242218
weird thing to wish for
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>>521245639
It doesn't get to me because I'm White so i can control my emotions.
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>>521245769
You're from Argentina
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>>521245639
It would, but invaders know how to dissociate irl from life experiences. I don't get their sociopathic drive to invade like they do, just the thought of loading screens back to back if a host goes thru a fogwall is enough to make me not want to do it. And I have good morals.
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>>521242109
this but sekiro
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>>521245881
Hyperborea actually.
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>>521245556
>troon with a text to AI voice
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>>521245881
does /int/ still have "whitest man in argentina" memes
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>>521246215
Coping because you could never beat her in a duel lole
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>>521246017
>anonymous cannot comprehend that there's people wanting to fight other people
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>her
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>>521246353
It's some fat Reddit incel using an AI voice get real lil bro
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>>521246424
I get it anonymous. I classify them as sociopaths (merited) from experience.
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>>521245769
t.

>>521246017
> And I have good morals.
Anybody who says this is instantly in my shit list for being untrustworthy
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>>521246718
Why do bottom left looks German?
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>>521235429
does it really though
>>521241717
wrong
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>>521248217
yeah, the r2s on the dryleafs are small aoe hits.
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Should i respec from an ARC Nagakiba build to a Moonveil build
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>>521240037
Notice this shows up as the “conversation” is happening…
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>>521248306
It is different enough statwise that you'll feel that dopamine loss from fewer bleed procs.
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>>521246916
a lot of europeans immigrated during the 19th and 20th century
>>521248306
nah
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>>521242109
>>521243993
>>521244508
>>521244784
>>521244748
Uh oh trvke alert
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>>521245406
gay tourist coded post
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what makes /erg/ so deathly afraid of JeeNiNe Media™©
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>>521240053
>my gf
Don’t tell lies on the internet.
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>>521245728
Interesting how nobody felt like the multiplayer system designed for small segmented areas was bad until it was copy/pasted wholesale onto a large open world.
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>>521245728
It's almost like having wide open areas with less players and more spammable projectiles fucks the original concept up
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>>521245728
They can bitch all they want, elden ring is the only game that came out that year that I actively jump onto for multiplayer, and I have a group of friends that do the same. They just need friends and taunters tongue, but they all got filtered.
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>>521250107
>They just need friends and taunters tongue, but they all got filtered.
The ones that complain are invaders without friends. ER is so stacked against them that some hate it.
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>having friends, unironically, in current year
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>Why would anyone want to make a mod?
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>>521249186
I watched Jeenine a few times but his videos are pretty boring. It's all cut from livestreams so he will pick the parts people will comment over (boring ganks, bad players, shit net, etc), him going full metaslave against clueless pvers, 3-4 minutes long arena fight without any comment at the end or the 2 hours uncut video of him commenting about something fromsoft related doesn't help either.
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>Brainlessly ganking and frame trapping invaders while you masturbate on voice chat for hours with your fellow discordtroons is fun
lmao, nobody normal enjoys having to wait 5 minutes to be resummoned because there's a fucking useless and arbitrary fog wall in the middle open world that stops all your progression, shut the fuck up larper
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>>521250975
You seem to have taken the discussion personally.
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>>521245556
Just found out she's a biofem
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>>521251343
So it's an obnoxious attention seeking woman
Even worse
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>>521251343
prove it
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seamless trannies always get so riled up whenever they get called out
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>>521251343
Source?
In old steelovsky videos he has a male voice so idk if that's true
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>>521250449
>mfw the last stretch of Volcano manor requires you to randomly sever out your phantoms to go to the boss fight
>This dogshit game won "multiplayer game of the year"
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>>521246597
She's a based alt righter thougheverbeit
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>>521251885
It's a guy.
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>>521251885
>Argentinian too
Why do people like this fag again?
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>>521251343
say it ain't so....
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>>521251878
I blame covid. Teleporters, except for the ones in liurnia, were probably placeholders. It is insane how not a single of their games for the past 16 years has been actually finished and polished.
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wonderful things are happening in seamless servers
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>>521252525
>Teleporters
>Spirit springs
>Inexplicable gravestone staircases that don't mesh with the environment at all
They all feel like bandaids slapped over unfinished map design. I fucking hate all of them.
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>>521252525
They don't know how to evolve nor innovate like the rest of the industry. They stay stationary in their own bubble while everyone else already solved problems that are prominent in their games. It's like the Africans still living in huts meme compared to any civilization. They haven't evolved pass the roll button for years in terms of combat.
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>>521253145
I hate rolls so much after BB/Sekiro side steps.
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>>521252953
all of them feel like cool in universe traversal options.
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>>521240628
those people being?
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>>521242303
>tards actually believe this
wild
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>>521252952
what the fuck
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>>521250434
he is lying dont believe him
>>521251530
>Even worse
i would not say that…
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>>521253145
Even the gooks surpassed them at their own game. What the hell is Fromsoft doing? They're shooting themselves in the foot with pvp garbage and following the steps of every greedy company before.
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>>521251885
>alt right
You need to go back and no he isn’t.
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>>521254318
>pic
Uhmm chuddy that's so wrong, africa has tons of modern cities! (built for them by chinese neo-colonial investors and/or funded by gibs from the west)
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>>521253683
>teleporters
>cool
radahn beach teleport, rykard teleport, haligtree teleport, bellum highway teleport, redmane castle teleports (why are there 2 of them?), random ass teleport in a pond to gurranq, mohg teleport in the snowfield
all of them suck and lorewise make no sense. where are my batwings cutscenes fromsoft?
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>>521252525
>not a single of their games
I wouldn’t say that…
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Fun great sword build?
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>>521254318
They were always 20 years behind the industry so they don't know any better than to take the pvp money even if it destroys them completely.
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>>521254651
i overexagerated for the post, which would you say are finished and polished? sekiro and bb?
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>>521253683
Nothing cool about them.
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>>521254318
They're stagnating because life has become a horrible grind, why try to improve with big strides if you can do it little by little by recycling everything? Nintendo is still super fucking popular with that model
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>>521255031
Sekiro at least.
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>>521246718
The Uruguay is actually pretty accurate. Kind of impressive they’ve kept up their percentage to that extent
>>521246916
He doesn’t weirdo
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>>521255031
Not him but Sekiro is their only full finished product, I can't in good conscience call BB finished with that attempt at multiplayer and the PvP balancing
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I made OnlyWaifu fanart. Rate.
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>>521256131
10/10. Canon event that will happen once everyone move on from Elden Ring.
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>>521256131
kino
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>>521256131
We're severely lacking any Ranni torture/hate art. It would be kino if there's more but simp redditors are too retarded and give her a pass for all the atrocities she committed because she fake married them.
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>>521257376
Imagine slowly feeding her into a woodchipper.
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>discordtroons replying to each other
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good hours
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Rape reds
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Anyone has that one webm where the invader hits the type B host and xhe starts to undress
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>>521255394
urgay is filled with twig femboys thoughbeit
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>>521257541
Nothing but blue thread and powdered porcelain coming out on the other side. Idk if that's good slop for the plants to eat off of.
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Did yall like the duchess trailer
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>>521258020
Don’t reply to me and get back in your containment
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>>521258193
Nah. Too jank4me.
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>>521257673
>insulting reds results in hours long mental schisms
I'm noticing
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>>521258301
it's true tho, they don't look like that either but there are more femboys than erm any other place i visited
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>>521255375
>>521255507
You could only call Sekiro “polished” if you recognize it’s by far the most barebones of any of the games with the least to offer. It’s like me saying the omelet a chef made is better than the extremely hard to pull off full course meal he attempted. There was very little room for error to begin with.
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>>521258460
except that it's seamlesstroons having a melty after they got shit all over
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>>521258557
This is proof it is the russian guy that loved invading shitting the place up lol.
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>>521258552
>food analogy
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>>521257376
>>521257541
i think you guys are taking it too far i just want some classic ryona
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>Ranni
Imagine slowly feeding her into a woodchipper. She starts off caught between outrage and derision. Proclaims that you have clearly lost your mind and that the consequences will be dire, blah blah blah. When you show no sign of stopping though her tack begins to change and she begins to threaten you. Blaidd will gut you like the filth you are, Iji will crush you alive, etc. By now she's lost everything beneath her knees. Her tirade of insults and guarantees of your hideous death continues until you reach her crotch. Now she's showing the first signs of fear. She can feel that the physical form anchoring her soul to life is beginning to fray. Rewards start being voiced. She could knight you, you know? And she is a princess, there are great riches stowed away in Caria Manor that she could bestow. Or... or magical knowledge! You'd like that, wouldn't you? Her haughty facade is cracking now as the woodchipper's grinding teeth reach her belly button. Look, you have her fair and square and even though her servants ARE definitely looking for her, they're sure to be far away. There's time to talk, to negotiate! You don't have to feed her into the woodchipper right now! J... J-Just stop for a moment and we could work something out... please..? That's the first the the "p" word comes out of her mouth. But it won't be the last. You pretend to consider her offer by stopping for a moment and you see a palpable look of relief come over both her faces. Then you start moving her again, faster this time. The woodchipper is past her belly button now and approaching her chest. She's well and truly panicked now and you can tell that her doll body must be reaching some sort of damage threshold. Her smug facade is completely gone, replaced by a terrified girl begging for her life. Her arms wave about like she's drowning and her face is the very image of fear. If she had tear ducts she would be crying. It's no use.
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>>521258552
true, but that also leads back into ‘less is more’ in a way. sekiro ended up the more ‘complete’ experience even if didn’t have as many options to go about it, at least in terms of gameplay. i would say BB is still from’s greatest narrative accomplishment and blows sekiro out of the water in that regard.
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>>521258821
Is this you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPk5zewDz8 ?
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>>521253145
How are we 16 years in and sprinting still isn't a toggle? Like they fucking figured it out for torrent but not for being on foot? Almost every other game that copied souls figured this shit out unless they were bottom of the barrel.
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Hot take: I don't think having a dedicated jump button adds anything meaningful to Elden Ring.
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>>521259693
It's just to band-aid fix the open world.
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>>521259693
dsgtroon
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>>521259412
>>521259693
small indie company, prease understandu
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>>521259837
The jumping "puzzles" were always the worst parts of Souls games too.
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>>521258821
Based.
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>>521258821
hot
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>4 days without cooming
>erg starts posting about Ranni torture
come on
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>>521260239
>off model jeet slop
Gay and into the woodchipper.
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>>521260357
why are you not fapping, anon?
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>>521260239
>ho-ACK
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>>521260436
I've been doing it too much so I'm trying to abstain for a few weeks. It did me good last time I did.
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>>521258821
There's no mercy in you whatsoever. If she wasn't such a stuck-up and conceited snob she would have seen from the very start, by the look in your eyes, that she was already dead from the moment you got your hands on her. She's grabbing onto the lip of the woodchipper now and has given up on begging, instead shouting as loud as she can for someone, anyone to come save her. Blaidd, Iji, even Seluvis or Pidia, as well as names you don't recognize, old Carian servants and childhood companions long dead. With your STR you force her further into the woodchipper despite her best efforts to push back against the lip. Her cries for help turns into a high-pitched keening wail as the realization finally hits her that this was going to be the way she dies. All the plans, the plots, all her efforts, the long route she'd walked from before she'd even secured Godwyn's assassination, her entire life's work to usher in the Age of Stars, it was all going to end here. At the hands of a Tarnished of no renown and a woodchipper. An ignoble, pathetic end like this, for a princess like her...! A genius spellcaster! A master schemer! No! She doesn't to end like this! Her death cry is abruptly cut short when whatever physical requirement for her doll body to keep her soul attached is passed and she instantly falls silent. For the past dozen or two dozen minutes your ears had been full of her but now there's nothing but the rumble of the woodchipper. Her doll eyes are vacant, the face contorted by horror and fear. The spirit face is gone and her arms are limp now. You hoist them up straight and feed the rest of her into the woodchipper unceremoniously. There. All done. Nothing of Ranni the Witch, Last Princess of Caria, Lady of the Dark Moon remains but blue splinters of porcelain, wood and twine.
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>>521260424
Off model is superior.
Blue skin fleshy Ranni > Doll Ranni
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>Fire Knight Helmet/Divine Beast/Divine Bird
>3 Solitude pieces
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>>521261998
please don't steal my meme thanks
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>>521261998
he posted it again
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>>521261116
fapping
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>>521260945
Would be 100 times better if we got an ending like this than what we got in the dlc.
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I wish Solitude didn't have such a retarded fat torse, it would be kino otherwise
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>>521259693
Crazy how shit this show got
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>>521261998
Based, keep making braindead metatrannies seethe
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>>521262397
qrd?
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>>521259693
What does it take away? Nothing? Then let us have a dedicated jump button. Also the jump in previous dark souls games felt anemic as fuck, couldn't clear over a tiny 6 inch pile of rubble on the floor.
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>>521262364
*Torso
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>>521261998
>>521262063
>>521262089
Hilarious bro please post it again I’m laughing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>521262438
>10th person to heavily suspect dexter is off dies
>dexter meets his 6th other serial killer that respects him/hates him
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>>521261998
>Hardswaps talismans and weapons while wearing icon shield
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>>521262612
ah so they started milking it basically. shame, i was thinking of watching it.
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>>521242218
I want to fuck them both but who’s the girl on the bottom
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>>521262660
That or the horn shield because god forbid bleed remains usable in even one of from's shit ass games
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>>521260656
Me when I get my hands on the dsgcord
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>>521261116
Nah, her ceramic skin gives her an air of uniqueness, she isn’t meant for coom, just observing and admiring like a prized figurine.
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>>521262750
First season is fantastic. Definitely worth a watch. Obviously there's continuity but arcs are pretty self-contained. Honestly, I've no idea when exactly it goes to shit but yes by the end of it, it's really shit. The funniest part is when the incestuous romance arc starts with his sister. but that's very near the end.
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>>521262503
>What does it take away?
The ability to toggle two-handing with a single precise button input.
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>>521211404
The game is trivially easy 90% of the time because you can prevent yourself from getting into dangerous situations by passing simple knowledge checks that demand nothing more than basic observation and critical thinking. However, that 10% of the time where you're either forced into a dangerous situation or one spirals out of control can be very difficult.

A lot of what you described could be fixed by poise, which is something you have the privilege of even at SL1. Having your poise broken can be a death sentence in even mildly dangerous situations. I got fucking wombo combo'd by the giant rats in the Depths the other day - and they weren't even bufed. I've gotten gang raped by Balder knights, even hollows and dogs. And then there's the fucking wheel skeletons. But the wonky hitboxes and AI will never go away. Fighting the titanite demons in Anor Londo and Lost Izalith is probably the most difficult thing in the entire game because you're forced into an enclosed space with a tanky enemy that doesn't have a single good hitbox. Fighting O&S at low levels is insanely annoying because you'll quickly realize that Ornstein's AI is basically broken and he'll just animation cancel in and out of his screen-wide, homing charge whenever he wants.

tl;dr Elden Ring can be difficult even when everything is working as intended. Dark Souls is difficult when the first line of defense fails and you're forced to play the "action" part of the ARPG for extended periods.
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>>521262438
>>521262750
It’s hard to really explain without spoilers or details but I finished watching the first five seasons a few months ago and even though it’s not hard to see why it got popular in the first place, it really hasn’t aged that gracefully and there’s a fair amount of contrivances and awful side plots that really makes the entire experience more of a slog. Michael Hall carries the whole thing pretty hard. The first season is fairly solid though.
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>>521262750
>>521264464
The worst part is that the script forces everyone to act like his hideous goblin-faced sister is hot.
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>>521264192
Not remotely related, just complain that there isn't a toggle button instead. They design the game for consoles first with very limited inputs, so they don't bother adding open keybinds into the PC settings
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>>521224875
ds3 is faster than elden ring as that other guy said. both weapon animations and many enemies' attack animations.
that said i agree, i have tried and failed to play ds3 at least 4 times since elden ring released. i just go back to bloodborne, des, and ds1 more often.
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>>521264646
>Not remotely related
The jump button is what forced the interact button to be merged with the two hand button.
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>>521211404
Elden Ring has more difficult bosses but that's it. As an overall package, it's much easier than any DaS game, even without exploiting any of the myriads of overpowered garbage. DaS games are challenges all throughout. Elden Ring is just a boss grinding simulator.
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>>521264834
I never thought about it, but now that you mention it I can't think of any non-boss encounter in ER that's really difficult.
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>>521264662
This is crazy to me, i recently replayed DS3 and it was an absolute joy.
To me it feels like it's simply a superior version of Elden Ring in many ways.
Bosses are fair instead of being spastics that have arbitrary delays on their attacks that then get released with zero telegraphing, you can actually outspace bosses intuitively because they don't have 5 mile long gap-closers on every attack like ER ones, the level design is better, the aesthetics are superior, the fashion is better, the story and characters are vastly more enjoyable, the multiplayer is better, there is no grindy crafting system.
Everything about DS3 is just comfy and fun, it managed to do "fast Souls" without devolving into seizure inducing slop like Elden Ring does too often.
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>>521264632
Jesus Christ that turboslut should have been killed off by Bryan instead of subjecting us to her girlboss shenanigans and new boyfriend drama every damn season
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>>521265203
I rarely felt any kind of satisfaction beating ER bosses like I did beating DS3 bosses.
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>>521265381
Yeah, DS3 bosses feel fair and satisfying, when i beat any of the harder SOTE bosses i just feel relief that it's over.
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>>521265184
the horned warriors in the DLC are pretty tough. the thing about ER is that you never have to fight anything outside of a boss room
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>>521264834
All the reasons that guy listed for DS1 being harder are just huge pains in the ass though. Particularly the boss run-backs. Only true autists actually like that
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>>521224875
>love elden ring
>only finished it twice, 1300 hours in
>found dark souls 3 to be pretty meh
>finished it 4 times in 200 hours
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>>521265184
The special Banished Knight in Castle Sol, the black birds in Stormveil, non-boss crucible knights, the backhand blade monks in the DLC, dagger fire knights, imo there's a few moderately challenging mobs around the world.
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>>521265817
something tells me you didn't actually DS3 to be "meh"
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>>521265732
Without boss runbacks you remove what little penalty there already is for dying.
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>>521265935
>The special Banished Knight in Castle Sol
Oh yeah, fuck that guy.
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>>521265984
Please seek treatment for your terminal MMO brain, the punishment for dying is that you need to retry the boss instead of getting to proceed.
Punishing you by wasting your limited amount of time on earth with literal non-gameplay that might as well be replaced by a loading bar is not good game design.
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>>521266374
Just play a boss rush game bro
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>>521265972
For a long time, I did. Rushed my 1st playthrough, got all the achievements in 46 hours and didn't touch it for 2 years. Then I replayed it and got hooked.
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>>521266553
No why? I generally like all the actual content of these games, having to press up on the joystick for 45 seconds after every death is not part of that.
Like i said it's literally the equivalent of a loading bar, if you feel like games need to punish you by pointlessly wasting your time then you're likely just someone who lacks meaning in life and seeks to fill the void with what you perceive to be artificial hardship and suffering.
Spoiler: getting "punished" by a toy won't actually grant you that.
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>>521265984
What the other guy said. The "punishment" is that you didn't down the boss, you failed and get to try again.

I'd much rather spend time learning a hard boss and beat it over 100 attempts with no run-back instead of two hours learning a simpler, more boring, easier boss over the same amount of time, in half the attempts, spending half that time running back to it.
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>>521267045
Sorry you're bad dude but it's not my problem
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>>521267227
Mhm true. My ability to endure pointless tedium has decreased as i got older, found a gf and started having concerns in life beyond accumulating imaginary epeen cred. Eventually you'll feel the same too, probably.
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>>521267227
You're a complete retard anon. That you think a long run back makes something harder says a lot. Enjoy your reptitive artificial content while everyone else actually experiences the game
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>>521265984
dying doesn't need a penalty, you just need to be afraid of dying to create tension. a penalty is one way of achieving that, but it's far from the best especially when it's an implementation like boss runbacks. the removal of boss runbacks allows them to create tension with more difficult bosses for a similar efffect. i get the same feeling dying on phase 3 of Friede as I do dying to Old Hero in 4-2, even though they're on opposite ends of the difficult spectrum.

the problem is that dungeons and encounter design in Elden Ring are far too forgiving. they turned up the difficulty of boss fights to compensate, but forgot to make dungeons more difficult / punishing as well. many dungeon shortcuts are completely fucking pointless because there are graces that invalidate them. even difficult enemy encounters can be skipped because so much of Elden Ring is open space and the player is more maneuverable.
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>>521267471
>implying this argument is not about you defending your imaginay epeen cred
I agree with you, also fuck you for having
a gf normie
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>>521267471
>>521267523
>>521267835
>>521267882
cope shitters
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>>521268164
Why not just play Getting Over It or any of those rage-bait climbing games if all you want is a long, gruelling run with something easy at the very end?
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>>521268164
right back at you
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>>521266374
>>521267045
>>521267198
>>521267835
Bro? Your nail? You hit it on the head?
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>>521267471
>found a gf
lying on the internet will not fill the void brother do better
rest is true
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My objectively correct opinion is that runbacks shouldn't exist in single player but for co op multiplayers there should be long fucking runbacks so shitters either have to choose to run to the boss for an easy fight or fight the invader + a bunch of pve
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>>521269959
so it happens just like in raya lucaria where you can't kill the invader unless you spawn ahead
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>>521270239
the host*
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I think this weapon is actually broken

Most other weapons have reduced damage due to their additional elemental damage

This one has the same base damage as the Guts Sword, but with the lightning damage on top.

Wish I knew about this thing sooner in my run...Wasted some stones on my Katana
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>>521270239
One spawn point, I mean SURELY the next game will fix this ahhaha
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>>521270456
It only has like 800 AR total when it's maxed, nothing incredible for a split damage weapon tbdesu
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>My objectively correct opinion is that runbacks shouldn't exist in single player but for co op multiplayers there should be long fucking runbacks so shitters either have to choose to run to the boss for an easy fight or fight the invader + a bunch of pve
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>debating whether or not to start a new character on vanilla or seamless
>watch saint invade for 5 seconds
You know what, I think I'm just permanently migrating to seamless
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>>521269959
Solution: no summoning pools outside of boss doors
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>>521271264
Just under 9 million downloads. Everyone else has.
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>>521271012
Is there something better out there? I'm currently stuck on the Golden duo, but I'm going back in once I have 25 faith to use golden vow
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>>521271264
>first step gankers
>first step gankers
>open world invasion full of laser spam
>frozen lake invasion
>open world invasion full of laser spam
>first step gankers
>boss fog invasion
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>>521271264
How is seamless any better, it's the same 4 fucking groups
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>>521251770
Hi trans people exist
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>>521272417
?
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>>521272280
I mean there's lots of good weapons, what are you looking for specifically?
If you want a fat strength weapon you could pick up the giant crusher near leyndell, that thing can do crazy damage.
The Guts sword with a heavy infusion also ends up with more AR than the greatclaw all as pure physical damage.
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>>521251343
you mean the south american male whose male voice we've heard
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>>521272557
I invade the same people all the God damn time there, there's no variety, it also takes quite a while to get an invasion
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>>521272503
Not for much longer if all goes well.
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>>521272280
the two tree sentinels? they're not mandatory
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>>521272859
?

in all seriousness, i've never invaded the same people twice on seamless and the only time i didn't instantly get an invasion was when i triggered the anti-cheat with a mod
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I miss varreposter...
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>>521272920
naw the goldskin duo near the end game, the ones that revive each other.

I know I can sleep one, trying to see if I can get them to at least half HP before I start throwing those pots.

>>521272739
Big Numbers, sounds like those are my answer, though I'm out of high level stones now anyways.
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>mfw I see the Noxtroon is in Saint's chat
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>>521276608
big if true
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We need to abandon Ashes of War entirely in favor of button combos. The combat cannot evolve if the player is not able to perform more than light attack/heavy attack/L2/roll. Shit like Quickstep? That shouldn't even be a special abliity. You shouldn't even need a weapon to do it. You should just be able to do that by tapping circle. Holding circle would cause to you roll instead. Spinning slash? Hit R1 or R2 while spinning your character model and it will auto-trigger. Double slash? Double-tap R1. Etc. I should be able to do all this shit by default, not have to pick one and only one.
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>>521276198
Wrecked

I did so much damage they didn't even have time to revive the other, still comes back after a little bit though. They were dying in like 8 hits.
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>>521277506
that would be nice. good luck getting fromsoft to innovate though
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>>521277506
I would love this game if it were more like all the other action RPGs with combos, parry, and shit.

There's just so much hitting and running it gets annoying after a while not actually being able to fight enemies like in many other games. Playing this after DMC 5 makes me miss DMC 5.

>>521277862
Aren't there combat mods that add some of the features other games have like built in parry? Or Animation breaking?
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>>521276608
Hory sheit you weren't lying
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>>521277506
No that would suck, i like that these games have simple movesets.
What you ask for happened to the monster hunter series and now every weapon is tremendously bloated.
No matter how many layers of execution you add to the game, it would still fundamentally come down to dodge-and-punish and i find it enjoyable that Souls games managed to craft good fights while keeping things that simple.
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>>521276608
posting him in perral's streams was the best thing I ever did. He's addicted to streamfags now and left this place alone.
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>>521278707
based /erg/ savior
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>>521278898
N*x humiliation rituals were so kino
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>>521279004
yea
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>>521277506
>we need to [sweeping, universal generalization about gameplay]
no. ashes of war fit into elden ring because the game has an emphasis on the pure breadth of content, not its depth (which is ironic, because the combat is deeper than any other FromSoft game's). the big, expansive game needs a big, expansive number of role-playing elements to diversity builds and populate the world with meaningful rewards that improve character progression. it's a solution that worked well for elden ring.
that said it would be nice if there were some sort of execution barrier, and the next game will probably iterate on the system in a different direction.
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>>521279192
Kek, post the one where he gets stuck on a grave or something and dies
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>come back to Elden Ring with the intent of "finishing" a build for invasions
>feel burnt out before I've even collected a fraction of what I need
>launch it the next day
>pick a random character
>exploring Liurnia, on foot, with no particular goal in mind
>game feel infinitely more pleasant
This isn't the first time this has happened to me. When i slow down and actually play through the game, I enjoy it so much more. It sounds cliche, but you should really stop and smell the roses every once in a while. Even the open world combat encounters have a lot of thought put into them, and riding past it all on Torrent is a great way to ruin the game for yourself. The combat encounter here with that asshole sorcerer in the tower surrounded by phantoms is like the silver knight archers if they could actually aim. I'm not saying that it's the player's fault, because the game does nothing to stop you from running through 99% of it, it just assumes you'd want to, you know, play the game.

I've also forgotten how good it looks after playing through DS1, DS3, and Bloodborne recently.

>>521278707
Thank you, king. I fucking kneel.
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>>521280205
stop and smell my bal;s
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>>521280739
pwned
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>>521280205
I did something similar once, took me 50 hours to reach the mountaintops
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>>521279004
pacomask was taken away from us too soon. life is cruel.
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>>521282115
He was a real one
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>>521276608
>>521278707
I still have no idea what a “nox” is
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>>521280205
>Even the open world combat encounters have a lot of thought put into them
I wouldn’t say that but I generally agree with the rest of that
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>lose 27k after dying to dogs and getting invaded
>lose 5k to getting gangbanged in a catacomb
>lose 4k after getting invaded
>get invaded as i'm typing this
unshakable mental
mint condition mental
immutable law of the universe mental
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>>521282736
oh no, a negligible amount of runes lost

go farm the mohgwyn bird
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>>521282932
>just ruin the game bro
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>>521282736
>Invasions turned on
First mistake

>>521282932
Rune farming never felt even remotely needed, it makes so much of the game a total cakewalk. Just enjoy the game bro
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>>521282481
no one of value or importance trust me no clue why “people” bringing it up
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>>521275108
she's out there getting railed right now by a 6ft black dude with a 10 incher fyi
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>>521289264
hey that's me
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>finish clearing out the hero's grave at the beginning of the game
>invaded by "Exile Soldier"
>oh, well, it's an area-appropriate cosplay build, I guess I'll give him a fight instead of walking into the boss fog
>immediately pulls out a pulley crossbow with rot bolts against a solo host in rags
Literally how do you be this much of a faggot?
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>>521224875
>go back to Dark Souls 3 after ER
>my SL62+7 strength build is up to Gael
>go in and beat him in on my first try
People don't like to hear it but Elden Ring breaking up the basic bitch roll>attack>roll gameplay by making your positioning influence how a boss will behave was very much needed. It was either that or going back to gimmick bosses which maybe could have worked if they knew how to make them fun.
>>521271264
I wish Seamless had an option to only invade dungeons. Fucking hate open world invasions.
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>>521289564
>Literally how do you be this much of a faggot?
by being an invader
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>>521289386
no it's not
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>>521289564
>see red
>surprised that he acts like a tranny faggot
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gooning and pumping to varreslut big black kino splitscreen edit
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>>521289564
>Uggggghhh I want to BE invaded I want to feel the thrill of somebody trying to kill m-
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
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>>521290295
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
literally this, but unironically
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>>521282115
>>521275108
>>521272503
>>521290247
this this this SO MUCH this
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>>521290590
You don't get to choose, you made it an invitation instead of an invasion, you deserve whatever comes your way
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>>521290295
shit like this is why I have zero sympathy for redniggers when they get ganked
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>>521290738
>you deserve whatever comes your way
yeah true i guess *alt f4s* / *goes directly to boss fog*
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>>521291569
wyd
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>>521290868
>Hehehe I'm going to eat 3 loading screens, take that redcel

>>521290789
>Omega twink host
...
>Omega twink red
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>521290295
Fucking owned
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>>521291725
>2 minutes at most of loading
>redfag waits 20 minutes for xer next invasion
lol lmao
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I miss her bros
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>>521292360
Really ugly hands
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>>521292458
Kill yourself
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>>521292360
cute hands, cute feet
she's perfect
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>>521292534
>>521291569
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>summoning
>see erg runes
>"holy shit!"
>unable to summon cooperator
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Ranni won..
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>>521294716
I WON BITCH
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>>521294945
How so
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Is storm blade a good fit for roll catching people/catching them at range or are there other ashes I should consider on a sword lance?
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>>521238759
pretty sure the mod can unlock those for you
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Is 88 poise enough for invading?
It's mainly for lower levels and caster builds.
I'm actually enjoying the fashion that I can use at this breakpoint.
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>>521296652
no amount is ever enough
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>>521289264
>>521290639
why won’t you die already and stop talking to yourself
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@madison
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>she
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>>521298154
we're going to rape and kill you just so you know
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>check erg
>its all old recycled webms from dsg
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>>521299148
all but one are /erg/, schizo. meds.
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>duels nonexistent
>invasions is stomping or getting stomped
>co-op is viglet hosts getting 1 tapped by a regular attack
>hunter ring is afkniggers and ganks
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>>521295379
pls respond
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>>521299906
stormblade is one of the best ranged ashes
they lied when they said they nerfed it it got buffed like 6 times
its great for heal punishing too
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>>521300039
>>521299906
also beast roar is good for that too
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>>521300039
>>521300163
Thank you.
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>>521299737
ok tranny
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>>521302706
ok troonypants
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>>521301258
the 2 retarded subhumans are lying to you
stormblade is trash for rollcatching, its only good for interrupting casters and people healing
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>>521299148
>recycled webms
If you've never seen it before then it's new for you.
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What is he reading?
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>>521304563
The International Hornsent by Marika Ford
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hi....
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Moonveil spammers will get raped in Hell for all eternity btw
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>>521306534
show us your girlcock and your feet please
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>>521210178
Who do so many DLC weapons have a Faith requirement?
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>>521307108
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>>521307534
Why would you ever use a buckler?
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>>521307534
Part of me wants a Dark or Bloodflame shield just so I can have the Soul Shield effect for the Jack Garland build.
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>>521307686
because its one of the lightest ones you can put those ashes on
I think the only comparable ones are the rickety shield and the perfumer shield
I've noticed they also try and change their attack timings to get around the regular buckler parry frame set so they still get caught in one of the magic ones
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>>521307534
I might genuinely make a pvp character all around the erdtree shield just out of spite for spellcasters
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>>521265203
>To me it feels like it's simply a superior version of Elden Ring in many ways
Opposite for me. DS3 feels like a budget ER without the quirks and charm of the older titles.
>story
90% of it is just DS1 with some minor addons.
>enviroment
Everything is brown and grey. Looks too much like BB. At least ER has some vibrant areas like Limgrave, Liurnia, Altus and Nokron.
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>>521308238
BB did it well. That’s what the whole point of it was and it leaned into it. DS3 half assed it and tried to tack on a Souls aesthetic and came out worse for it
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>>521307534
dsg
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>>521308238
>90% of it is just DS1 with some minor addons.
I'd add that it goes as far to abandon itself for more DS1. What'[s the Profaned Flame? What about the Age of the Deep? The Pus of Man wasn't even named in-game, it was a guide. All the new and interesting lore DS3 introduces it does nothing with. Even early on, the High Wall clearly had some kind of civil war (likely to do with the new Angelic faith and Gertrude) with bodies everywhere and we don't get much of anything.
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>>521308753
yeah plus bb had its permanent moonlight setting doing wonders for its atmosphere ds3 was always mostly in a early dusk lighting
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>>521307931
it sucks dude the projectile is too slow
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>constantly invading moon spammers
Alright thats it, I'm getting me erdtree shield
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>>521309991
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>>521310904
>she took xher time to edit this
Embarrassing, care to post all your edits and show how rent-free invaders live in your head?
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>>521306534
Disgusting tranny hiding his huge fat jaw
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>>521310904
Reddies really look like this
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>>521310904
You really triggered the redbaby. Good job.
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>>521310904
nervestrucking image right here
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Reddies really look lik-ACK
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>>521311504
uhhh hostsisters? i don't feel so good...
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>>521311504
>tranny mod
yeah, you look a little different
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>>521310904
>>521311383
>>521311503
all me btw
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>You really triggered the red-ACK
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>tranny mo-ACCKKK
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Are redcels brain damaged?
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>>521313014
sure seems like it
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>>521313064
I mean, all that spam recently is literally the same unfunny joke, just repeated over and over.
Redcels need to understand that repeating an unfunny "joke" won't magically make it funny.
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>>521313145
>repeating an unfunny "joke" won't magically make it funny.
>>521310904
Take note, spamming the same baby edits is very boring and unfunny after the 50th time lil bro
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reminder fellow redgods

spellcaster = rot-bundled patas
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>>521313620
where's are good place to farm for rot grease?
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congratulations, this place is more cancerous and pathetic than a literal tranny mod Discord server or r/EldenRing
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>>521313594
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>>521313708
Nobody's keeping you here, redditor. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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>>521313689
the CE lands, north of the academy
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>>521313724
>spams AI sloppa
Hostsissies are pathetic, surprise surprise!
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>>521313805
dsg won btw
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>>521313724
You struck a nerve, CHAD, the redcel is crying and pissing xis diapers like the weak, emotive virgin xe is.
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>>521313907
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>redcel trying to not sound like an idiot: IMPOSSIBLE
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I genuinely love how hard people here seethe about invading, one of the core principles of these games
Reminder that their next big title Duskbloods has PvP, Fromsoft doesnt care about your feelings!
Unlucky!
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>>521314075
Wow, you angered the redcel so much, it couldn't even quote you properly.
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>Wow, you angered the redcel so much, it couldn't even quote you properly.
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>this randomly appears on my feed during all of this
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>redcel bitches at AI pictures
>ends up using AI pictures
>still can't quote people properly
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but this kind of love confession is just embarassing...
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>You struck a nerve, CHAD, the redcel is crying and pissing xis diapers like the weak, emotive virgin xe is.
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>NOOOOO STOP KILLING MY HOST YOURE A WOMAN A WOMAN A WOMAN!!
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I never thought i'd see an actual red breakdown
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>I never thought i'd see an actual red breakdown
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quality thread guys
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>coopsissies when their host gets 2 tapped and now they have to wait in the cuck chair again to be resummoned
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>>521315492
I think you need to get off the internet
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im at work giggling my ass off reading this thread holy shit
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>>521315719
>spams AI images
>heh, I'm a gigachad take that redcels
>someone else does it
>NNOOO GET OFF THE INTERNET
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just had a fun invasion
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>>521316423
No you didn't
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>>521311165
even doe that is very obviously a biological foid
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>>521314981
Get used to it, redcels are very, extremely fragile. Their feelings are so easily bruised, and then they cry and cry and cry.
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>Get used to it, redcels are very, extremely fragile. Their feelings are so easily bruised, and then they cry and cry and cry.
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>>521319471
You struck a nerve, the redcel is put in PLS by your clever wit, CHAD.
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i want varreslut to carress my pathetic white clitty with her feet while she sucks off a bbc
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>>521319975
yeag...
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>itt
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why dont hostfriends and goldfriends just get better so they can defeat the evil red man, instead of dilating on the internet about them
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looks like the brony is going mental again.
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>>521320910
Who are you talking to?
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>>521320910
Thats too much to ask, why do you think their only resort is posting AI sloppa? They could just post webms of them dabbing on reddies instead
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>>521320970
>it magically stops
always lulzy
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>>521314489
>>521314627
>>521314915
>>521319737
Ha, yes, hostchads posting so many AI slops!
OOOOH, WAAAAAAIT, the ones posting these are noooot hostchads, who would've thought???


>can't even list them all because 4chan says it's spam
lol
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its a hostcel when you think about it. He is normallya red woman but pic rel being posted daily is why he snapped.
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>>521321589
Who are you talking to? Have you taken your meds today?
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>>521321698
The anons in the thread bronybro.
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>>521321328
He'll try gaslighting him again but it did stop.
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>>521321813
Take your meds.
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>>521322523
You called it
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>>521321813
>>521322624
>bronybro
The fuck does that mean what is that word even
Do follow that other guy's advise
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>>521321460
The post who reduced redcels to impotent rage.
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>>521322748
The guy anon is talking about is a brony.
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>The post who reduced redce-ACK
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>>521322748
Oh, it's a name redcels came up with to call their boogeyman, aka literally everyone who doesn't blindly agree with them. It's a common practice among children to try to come up with a nickname for the one that violates your ego, it gives them the illusion of control.
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>>521322748
The guy is a brony thoughbeit
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Alright Im just gonna spam great katana like everyone else clearly this game doesnt want you doing anything else
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>>521323576
hardcountered by reverse quickstep backstabs
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>redcels wasting image slots with fake webms
Dude. Nobody is believing these are genuine.
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>dude runs right up to me and parries
>dies to my whip

It's been like this since fucking dark souls 1. How do people still not know you can't parry whips? Among other things.
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>>521324431
>fake webms
What?
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>>521324647
people still try to parry people 2 handing ultras
like cmon dude
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>>521325018
>guy tries to parry me and whiffs
>lock off and throw a rock straight down as he spams parry 2 more times and dies
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it's like im back in mid 2024 erg...sovl.
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>>521324975
>>521324353 is not a real webm
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Did the redcel regain his composure? I had to leave, my sides were in orbit.
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>>521326397
Yeah, it had to run away in disgrace.
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>>521326397
Like a demon, knowing its name gives you power over it.
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>try to find a coop for 10 minutes
>nothing
>try invading
>3 invasions in less than a minute of search each, one is even instant
>seamless invasions are also instant
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>>521328370
Its almost like there is an overabundance of co-op filling a queue but no one is invading so the line isnt there.
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>>521308846
>What'[s the Profaned Flame?
The Chaos Flame.
>What about the Age of the Deep?
The Age of Dark. The Deep is the Abyss.

>>521309378
It was beautiful but it was a shame how small and linear it was.
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>>521328370
Coop is instant as a host. I guess there's a glut of yellows these days.
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>>521328585
>there is an overabundance of co-op filling a queue
not random coop lol
If you aren't a password cuck coop is even deader than PTDE's.
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>accidentally use the Effigy of Melania instead of the Challenger's Lynchpin
>actually join someone
>mfw my password is "niggers"
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>>521322748
it's some nigga from /v/ obsessed with another nigga, it's almost gay porn at this point
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>>521293550
happened to me once
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>Blessing
>1168142935

>Rune Strike
>3307892864

>Armour of Punishment
>9987573153

>Ring of Blood and D
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bump bot fail
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>>521322880
>It's a common practice among children to try to come up with a nickname for the one that violates your ego, it gives them the illusion of control.
So what does that say about people saying redcel all the time?
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>>521333347
Shut the fuck up, redcel. Get back in the corner.
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Is the Greatjar of Caelid actually more powerful than the chosen Tarnished?
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>>521333347
>immediately deflects
We accept your surrender.
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>>521333347
you struck a nerv
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>>521333748
no, if he was powerful he wouldnt have chosen a deathbed dress type B with dual katanas and burger king mask guy only spamming night comet and moonveil as their champions
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>>521333878
You angered the redcel, it immediately answered itself.
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>>521333615
>>521333878
>>521334617
>ask a simple question
>must be that one guy
I don't even play multiplayer, but from the sound of it you two schizos deserve each other.
Maybe you two should fuck already.
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>>521334325
But that's hilarious tho
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There should have been a third red faction - the Greatjar faction. Reds should invade with giant pots on their heads.
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>It's a common practice among children to try to come up with a nickname for the one that violates your ego, it gives them the illusion of control
>proceeds to do nothing but spam the nickname they came up with for specific posters
Poetry really
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>>521334756
>i-i'm not that guy b-but you're so mean to me!!! I mean, t-to him!
Cry some more, kiddo.
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>>521334886
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>>521334886
What is this a reference to
I'm not a disgusting weeb
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>>521322880
The post that angered the redcel so much that it samefagged.
Based.
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Do you think bloody fingers stick their collected fingers up the bums of their victims as a sort of signature
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>>521335015
How brainrotted did some people invading you make you
I genuinely feel sorry for you
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>>521335384
>"no u"
How pitiful, it tries, but it fails.
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>>521335216
Armored Core
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They really couldn't have given him a more dignified ride. They even have this whole map filled with summons like holy shit this guy is scary you better bring an army to fight him and he comes riding in on an ozempic horse
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Hope jannies nuke this shit thread next, how did this garbage general outlive dsg?
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>>521335673
The joke here is to make it look like his cock is out, btw
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>>521334973
Imagine red women with pots on their heads. They can't see a thing and end up stumbling, and in that moment, fall, due to being too top-heavy. The yellow man approaches with his cock already poking out through his armor and has the first turn. After sufficiently caking her in cum, the host who has been impatient the entire time finally goes to task, although he appears to be unsure what he's doing. Right as the red woman is about to breathe a sigh of relief, a blue spawns in right next to her, and immediately begins penetration. Then another one spawns and joins in, and just as the previous blue finishes pumping and dumping, yet another one spawns. The ride never ends...and neither do her tears.
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>>521335734
By being naturally better.
Now shoo, go back to r/darksouls where your shitposting ilk belongs.
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I bow to hostchads
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>>521335942
shittydarksouls fits xher more
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>>521335807
>starts spouting gay sex power fantasy
Weird but alright
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>>521336180
>*fictional character with literally no agency* says trans rights!
Why are they like this?
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fuck my stupid worthless piece of shit incel pervert retard chungus life
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Why did they even bother adding a clone of the Death's Poker AoW if it's never going to be worth using over it or literally anything else?
Also
>two players, scaled set, bloodhound's fang
Dripping in originality.
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>>521338010
Maybe don't be a brainless gooner
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>tryhard shield
dripping indeed
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>>521339204
thats the arena tryhard shield, invasions tryhard shield is the horn one
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>>521339204
>use a shield that I felt was thematic for my character and didn't even know it had an effect until after I started using it
>people call me a tryhard for it
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>vanilla
>40.000 players
>5 minutes wait to find one singular host to invade is considered good
>seamless
>optional mod that must have a few hundred people using it at once at any given time
>10 instant invasions in a row, all with different people, across multiple areas
>both on the exact same character
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>>521331628
based
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>>521339640
Smarr indie company prease understandu
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>>521339180
it's not that I just had a terrible day
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>>521339640
>forced to download trannyware
Embarrassing
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>>521336945
It's to create a safe space while filtering chuds (joined a mod's discord server and the owner had this same exact explanation on why he had a rainbow flag as discord logo) or is just what happens to certain communities when there's nothing to talk about so they resort to "bigotry showcase" (guys they are mad I posted this low qua- because they hate lgbt people!)
This happens in a lot of communities. There was a subreddit where you could post any images you wanted, eventually they started posting those images and it grew into a lgbt supportive subreddit. It "just so happens" that the amount of cropped porn disguised as memes increased a lot after that, same as thinly veiled fetish horny posting. You even had a weird creature that changed what he was every month posting himself fucking vegetables on a subreddit filled with teenagers.
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>>521339640
Powa
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>>521339640
I wish seamless allowed for random coop
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>>521339879
As someone once told me
"Well stop doing that"
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>>521338010
>>521339879
it's okay anon, it'll get better
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>>521339879
>>521340385
It doesn't get better, it's all downhill from here
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>>521219583
Millicent looks like this
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>>521340524
shut the fuck up
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>>521340160
Wait, it doesn't?
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Ranni won
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>>521335216
>Plays a weeb game
>Not a weeb
hmmm
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>>521287287
cute
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>>521340719
no
coop is by password only
invasion is random though
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>>521341114
Why the fuck?
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>>521340027
>It "just so happens" that the amount of cropped porn disguised as memes increased a lot after that, same as thinly veiled fetish horny posting
Errrmmm but my friends on forward slash vee forward slash told me only trannies find that distasteful.
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>>521340752
Based
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>>521339568
You should ignore mindbroken PvP shitters, the buff barely matters compared to bfbs
>>521341329
Well, based on my huge sample of trans friends (one person) I'd say you're right, not even an anime girl with bikini was allowed since it was too perverted. But not really since shortly after "discovering her true self", he turned into a sex pest
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ergtroons lost
dsgaryans won
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Carian supremacy won.
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>fromsoftware
>fromsoft
i get it now
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Since I heard way back that From nerfed the DLC's difficulty, I left my game unpatched since 1.12.3 (I'm playing on my dusty old PS4). Anyways, I came back to the game recently and reached Consort Radahn this morning. His first phase isn't anything special but phase two is pretty wacky.
I can't really tell if the fight is difficult to the point of warranting a nerf, so for now I'll persist and see how far I can get.
What's this general's consensus, is the fight better pre or post patch?
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>>521290295
you can actually feel the seethe from the chudrian knight cosplayer through the screen
>mfw he shit on him to top it off
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>>521349113
Where though?
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Hmm didn't take as long as I thought it would. Was having trouble for a bit and then it suddenly clicked and I fucked him up. He couldn't handle the moldy banana
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>>521347909
What did they nerf exactly?
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>>521338010
>>521339879
relax dude it’s not that serious
>>521346156
it must be Opposite Day
get back in containment
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>>521339640
I didn’t give you permission to post my wives.
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>>521347909
It didn't need the nerf, the fight was fair and balanced and Fromsoft can't do anything wrong right Fromfies
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>>521326568
kek’d
>>521309378
>best looking map is just watered down bb
really jogs the noggin
(i agree doe)
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>>521315179
>>521315862
>>521316764
thank you for noticing :)
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Well, /erg/?
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>>521321460
>>521321589
>>521321698
>>521321813
>>521322523
>>521322624
>>521322672
>>521322748
>>521322763
>>521322880
why does this exact same argument play out the same time on every day
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>>521351430
two greatswords
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2 noble slender swords and 1 milady and 1 rune arc is the objective jeechoice
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>>521331628
I should try this…
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>>521351584
Because redcels post the same trash every time, every day, duh. Are you stupid?
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>>521335216
some gay shit don’t worry about it
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>>521350451
Your tone and the vid you posted seem somewhat sarcastic, I'm not sure what to think...
>>521349962
Apparently they adjusted his damage, attack patterns, range/hitboxes, plus visual changes.
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>>521335734
Shut up cordsister
>>521335783
I don’t think that’s true.
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>>521340027
Every time I hear about something funky going on with reddit I remember the people that run the ADL have close ties and helped establish the sites current content policy management guidelines.
>>521343326
>he turned into a sex pest
Many such cases.
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>>521351430
Greatsword Golden vow Great Heal and Jellyfish
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>>521321589
Who decided to censor "nig"? Every time I see K***ht they're making be be racist.
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>>521346301
Gravitydusty Ranni my beloved
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>>521352286
ok but then like don’t engage with it? it takes two to tango
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>>521351584
its all the same person
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>>521305503
underrated post
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>>521314582
>even the Chinese are privy to what it means
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>>521345743
Melatonincucks… your response?
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>>521357549
I'll make both of them pregnant
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Why does this game play like shit? Dragon's Dogma 2 is so much better lmao.
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>>521358210
terrible bait
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Why is there so much fanart of characters who literally do nor say anything in the game?
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>>521358496
this is headcanon the game
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feels good man

>>521358496
some people fixate on weird, specific things
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>>521358210
Based and true.
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>>521358619
>The game
You mean Fromsoft in general?
>>521358650
Don't post sloppa.
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>>521358724
yeah but elden ring has more characters that show faces and is more popular
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>>521355128
Allowing an infected wound to fester and rot does not make it go away.
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>>521358903
They also have lip sync.
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>>521358903
It's still the same dogshit characterization like from every other game in the past 2 decades. Even a wet piece of dog turd has more personality than the average ER character.
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>>521358210
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>>521351430
>best straight sword is worth as much as a single kukri
straight sword bros...they laugh at us, they didnt even give us a single poke 2hR2 straight sword
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>>521357549
Rennala was not treated right.
And Ranni is a bitch.
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>>521359226
doesn't stop artists from eating it up
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>>521360349
Holy fucking sex
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i like the way you do that
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My own clone. Now neither of us will be virgins
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>>521346472
"From Software to Hardware" is where it came from
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>>521350139
it is serious i fucking hate my life and im constantly miserable
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>seamless
>crashes more in an hour than the game did in 800 hours
>trannies shill this
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Updoot from newbie Dex/Intfag anon, was not expecting to like Milady this much.
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>>521369079
Milady is a very fun weapon moveset wise
You using it for dex/int though? What ash of war are you using on it?
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Yo guys, haven't played Elden Ring since launch and have been itching for an rpg to play. I sunk like 300+ hours into it before uninstalling, pretty much trying out every weapon/build available at the time. How's the DLC, and is there any must try weapons/builds to go for?

Was a huge Great Stars/Ruins gs enjoyer
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>>521369867

Currently have it on Cold + Winged Stance.

Probably shooting myself in the foot somewhere, somehow, but it's working okay so far.
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Sophia>>>>>Ranni>Plain Doll
Neowiz does it better.
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Adding that stupid wolf mask to this fucking game enabling furfags was such a mistake
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>>521359825
>best straight sword
That's not the Coded Sword.
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Good builds to make people seethe? doesnt matter if its as a blue red or yellow I just want to piss people off
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>>521371525
Sophia and Millicent have the same voice actress
Best girls
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>>521374718
can't help you mate I'm too busy trying not to masturbate
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>>521374982
Understandable, keep up the fight
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>>521374982
Just give in. You know you want to…
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>>521374982
Why does the discord act like this?
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>>521376103
Side effect of being unironic pedophile troons
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>find easy boss that drops a nice set of barbarian drip + a fucking BEAR PELT
>also recently got an executioner's great axe which I'd been wanting for a while but never grinded for from a random coop drop
Dryleaf wasn't quite as worth building into as I'd hoped, so time to once again return to UNGA
Heavy or Fire @ 80 STR? also not sure what ash to use. Was thinking Lightning Slash because lol DSGA but then again, Savage Lion's Claw.
Also not sure if I should bother with Dagger Talisman at all since the axe has higher crit
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>>521376442
Whichever works best for ya
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>>521358210
I’m still waiting for that to go on sale
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>>521358496
Like who? I was gonna say it’s not the first From game to have this but I remembered most of those other characters at least had some lines or did something
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>>521376442
Fire (or flame if I recall) is better, both for the extra damage and because almost no-one important resists fire. Congrats on getting the coolest axe in the game anon, fucking love that thing. Both lightning slash and lions claw are really satisfying on it. Savage claw felt a bit too slow except against chaf mobs. Dagger talisman is fine but make sure you have the two handed tali and the charge attack tali as a priority.
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>>521360349
holy fucking hideous
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will the update have new lore on the items and shit?
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>>521376841
Marika.
It's 99% because of the porn model (which doesn't even remotely resemble her)
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>>521377154
Marika has a lot of dialog in the game. Maybe the most out of them.
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>>521370329
dlc is ehhhhhhhhhhhh
theres some good int spells and some cool weapons though
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>>521374718
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>>521376890
Ooh yeah I forgot the Axe talisman existed, I've rarely used it
2h talisman is a lock obviously
guess I give up the dragoncrest greatshield safety blanket then, although only 45 poise total with this drip makes it seem not terribly worth to keep bullgoat around
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>>521377543
Looks generic. Nothing to seethe over here.
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>>521377629
The best thing about that axe is it's huge stance damage and bonus crit, absolutely lean into charged heavy attacks and jump attacks when you can. Bonus points if you get your poise high enough to just trade with bosses without getting knocked around.

I ran 2hand, axe tali, dragoncrest and either turtle tali or another defensive like the holy braid, depending on the boss
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>2025
>moonveil spam is still a thing
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>>521379171
>current year
>good weapon is used
I saw someone with the blasphemous blade the other day. Wild, I know.
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>only ever do coop as a phantom, like helping people out
Is there any chance a hacker could brick my save/account if I'm never the host?
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>>521370329
>is there any must try weapons/builds to go for?
backhand blades, dryleaf arts
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>>521379171
see
>>521307534
also
>magic livers
>magic resist incant
>barrier of gold
>dlc magic livers
>timing, spacing, getting gud
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>>521379489
whos spreading this
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>>521379489
If they drop an item that is hacked and you pick it up you could get flagged, and people like doing that specifically.
Rule of thumb is don't pick up items other people drop. Act like you don't see it. If they pick it back up it was probably something useless like 1 crab, if they leave it there it is a hacked item.
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>>521379764
Scriptsmith weapons too
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>>521377337
She never speaks a single time.
>b-but her sticky notes
cope
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>>521379834
Yeah, I never pick up anything dropped by another player, just doesn't seem worth the risk.
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>>521380185
Dialog isn't always spoken in first person brosef. I can quote someone and that is still dialog the other person said, hence the quote attributing it to said person.
>>521380252
You're good then, that is the only way to get yourself got. A hacker killing you with hacks doesn't register.
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>>521368539
ummmm… semensisters…? any explanation here?
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>>521380437
if you want someone to help you with your problem, try it without insulting them
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>>521371525
Based.
Sophia is so cute. I’m surprised they made her pull off the blue hair as well as she does.
>>521374775
Trve…
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>>521380417
So there's no way for them to, like, forcibly put shit in my inventory or the like?
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>>521380691
Nope.
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>>521380576
i don’t want or need your help sister im not that guy just asking if there was an explanation for this beloved trans friendly mod eating shit apparently?
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>>521379780
Any good weapon to use along with the erdtree shield? Seeing as it would have to be a mostly STR build
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>>521380826
It isn't actually popular so there are tons of hardware configs that aren't tested.
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>>521381040
any of the lances
maybe zwei, gugs or fkgs
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>>521359874
imagine the sex you could have in there
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https://youtu.be/xWALEj5tp60?si=yuMNVbCaivrtm8Bz
Will Elden Ring just become Dark Souls 4 with Tarnished Edition lore rewrites?
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>>521382186
you're fucking delusional if you think they're going to rewrite anything
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>>521382301
Didn't Shadow of the Erdtree rewrite some things? Isn't that why all the lore anons are pissed about it?
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>>521382439
I don't think it changed anything in the base game, it pissed people off because it was terrible

also you're comparing the whole fucking DLC to what is just gonna be a handful of armour sets and cosmetics for torrent. maybe the descriptions for the armours will have some stupid shit in there, god knows the fucking lorefags will make a hundred videos about it regardless
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>>521382439
no
it just buck broke lore autists who had to rewrite their entire theses because the dlc expanded on things we didnt know about and went in a direction that nobody predicted.
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I have never played as a type b character and probably never will
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>>521383640
Why not
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Of course the Japs were too afraid to add this thing
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>>521383640
ok hostchuddie
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>>521383558
I mean it's the only dlc where they could not use the excuse of it happening in far ass place with very little connection to the main plot, being in the past or future (whatever the fuck ringed city is supposed to be) or a literal purgatory made from bits of the past but not actually in the past. It's generally easier to write lore for those sort of scenarios since it tends to be more isolated.
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>>521384352
Doesn't it exist as a golden order incantation? I'm pretty sure it's called law of causality and it's does the exact same thing.
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>>521384352
this and giant tree seed please
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>>521384352
why does this work on aldrich? is he the only boss it works on?
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>>521384767
You're thinking of the other Velka spell
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>>521384906
Crystal Sage too
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I have never done a faith build.
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>>521385020
Sorry. I thought it's was karmic justice but I realized it was vow of silence. The low quality of ds1 icons tricked me.
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>>521384906
I'm curious if it affects geal since he use way of the white Corona.
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>>521385408
Try it, it's fun. Or don't, if you prefer not to. I'm not your mother.
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>>521385408
It's pretty fun in ER so I recommend it.
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>>521385858
what incantations do you rec
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I have never been a moonveil fag but I'll try it at least once
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Today's invader encounters so far(as a furled finger)

First guy had claws in stormveil. Wasn't very good. We almost killed him when he suddenly stopped moving and lost connection. First time I've seen an invader pull the plug.

Second guy had bloodhound fang in siofra river. Wasn't very good. So we made quick work of him.

Third guy in the same session, later in soifra near the second grace. Had those tracking fireballs. I was looking around for him, when the fireballs hit me from above. As I was turning my camera to get a look, the second volley came and killed me. He was up high on the hill overlooking the grace. Nice spawn position. But no respect, because he was twinking.
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>>521386891
And what build were you running
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>>521386221
not her but here are the only ones worth using
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>>521351430
I hate Night Rein because the idea of a full blown ER roguelite with bosses from previous games would've been amazing. But for some fucking reason they made that shit coop with a Fornite map.
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>>521387416
do you have one for int
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>>521387575
hmm i'll make one just for you babe
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>>521387787
so kind
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>>521387048
Nothing special. I haven't even left Limgrave yet.
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New thread onegai
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>>521388141
Morning star is so fucking kino. Carried me through an entire playthrough, start to end lately. Sacred when needed, fire vs trees, occult vs anything that bleeds. Amazing
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>>521387836
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Wait hold on.

Pardon my retardation but Milady works with Bleed too?
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>>521387416
>No Black Flame
huh?
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>>521387416
How strong can a STR beast seal rocks only build be
The idea seems fun
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>>521388691
the other gravity grab spell is better
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>>521388386
My eyes are open! I ignored the morning star previously, because I was being greedy for bigger strength weapons. But I tried it out this time just to try something different. And I noticed it's staggering enemies FAST! It's a stagger machine! And it does bleed on top of it. I should have tried it sooner.

btw, I didn't realize how dangerous Godrick's fire was when he's performing the grab attack. He grabbed the host, so I thought I was in the clear. And just as I think his attack is abating, suddenly a stream of sparks fly out from him and insta-kill me and the other finger. Makes no sense, because the grab itself isn't even that dangerous. If I got grabbed, I would have survived just fine. But being *near* the grab results in getting hit by a way more powerful blow. I have to call bullshit on that.
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>>521388904
Yeah its alright, bleed is sadly pretty awful in pvp now.
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>>521388691
>no greatbow, comet, night comet, spiral, ambush shard or rock sling
>gravity well instead of collapsing stars
>implying anyone grinds the stats for putrescence
>blades of stone and rellana's ass
Nope.
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>>521389401

Good thing I'm abysmal dogshit at it too, maybe it'll result in getting lucky.
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>>521389303
It's nuts dude. Makes almost all bosses fold pretty fast if you're good at keeping up pressure. The charged heavies are surprisingly fast on the morning star. Picked it up early, never felt the need to put it down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcpAPr5LFRM

That's funny about Godrick. The grab really doesn't hurt but the fire does, if you're nearby? Never knew that
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>>521389706
yeah hes got a shit selection
>swift shard
>star shower
>cannon of haima
>slicer
>piercer
>adula's moonblade
>night maidens mist
>collapsing stars
>zamor ice storm
>shard spiral
>night comet
>rock sling(for dragon heads) and enemies that leap on magic cast
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>>521391058
Stop reminding me that im a loveless loser who'se dying alone
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>>521388691
thanks
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>>521391449
>>521339180
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>>521394020
I haven't watched porn in years and I barely jack off
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>>520655329
>>520655329
>>520655329
move it up just move it up
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>>521219881
long term this meme doesn't work because DS3 pvp stomps Elden sluggish
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I guess I'll make the real thread. Hang on. I'm new at this.
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>>521394118
Faggot
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we are merging with the fsg move now
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>>521394183
fuck off dstroon
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So why did we need 2 Duchess character trailers? The jeets at Bamco marketing are so worthless.
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page...page 10... *dies*
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Migrate

>>521394815
>>521394815
>>521394815
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>>521383558
yea, and that direction ended up being rancid dog shit
now no one cares anymore
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>>521391058
made for Miquella mating press
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>>521394183
>>521394662
silence ‘rooner
>>521394804
actual trvth here
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>>521396843
might wanna migrate to new thread



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