Yandere Henry EditionPrevious: >>520551262
first for true and eternal love
>>521226745Enjoy getting tortured to death by his psycho boyfriend afterwards.
Second for Hans abuse
Is it weird that I thought the huge town in Witcher 3 was *too* huge, and it got annoying, but I love Kuttenberg?
>>521226761Reminder that Henry and Hans make hot sweaty love all night every night.
>>521227127
Hansry paizuri. Henry has such fuckable pecs, finally someone has the visionhttps://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fulricharcher.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lmi2yfc5ms2l&viewtype=treehttps://bsky.app/profile/ulricharcher.bsky.social/post/3lmi2yfc5ms2l
>>521227353I get lost too easily in Kuttenberg if I don't open the map every 30 seconds
>>521227353i love both cities. im going to replay tw3 i feel
>>521228201modern au Hans needs to be kidnapped and held at gunpoint until his bodyguard rescues him
>>521228201Hans's dick is too big but the perfect color pink
so, how in the world was /v/ convinced this game had an unskippable gay sex cutscene, when none of the first game's cutscenes were unskippable?
>>521229447/v/ was always trash but it's gotten way worse, it's either the same threads over and over again or people bitching about modern releases, zero actual discussion
>>521229447Because the leaker said so, there was a whole list of dei woke stuff and Kathrine getting blacked while Henry watches from a cuck chair was one of those things just like the unskippable gay sex cutscenes. /v/ formed their opinion before the game even came out based on lies spread by the leaks, that board is full of retards.
>>521229447You also needed to confirm you wanted to have gay sex multiple times throughout the game
>>521229447because no one on /v/ actually plays the games they shitpost about
>>521229778>Unskippable cucking sceneThis is really funny conceptually. Like, I don't think even the wokest games contain stuff like this, lmaoBlacked posters are usually extremely racist against black people anyway. Musa is pretty unmasculine
>>521227101No, henrys job is to help him at his shivering and scared stage
>>521227624Face made to be tortured and hunted for sport by the cumans and then to be loved by his bf
Hansry in real life?!?
>>521226745>>521232094>>521232242who is better suited for abusing and torturing Hans, Erik or cumans?
>>521233769Is this some esl chink shenanigans because why would he say that to them?
>>521233556literally both FTM... JUSTcan we please get some barabros do hansry cosplay?
>>521233556>poonerthrow it in the garbage
i need a mod just for HD armpits on Henry and Hans please
>>521234685Well the photo looks nice so I don't care. 2 layers of cosplay I guess
>>521233556>transition just to larp as a homosexual man thereby reducing the pool of available cock you can getWHY do they do this
>>521235258Because it's still a lot of cock
>>521235410not really, gay men do not like vag and straight men do not want to see zipper tits
>>521235626Plenty will ignore the rest if there's a pussy
>>521234685God the sex they have after hans heals from being hunted for sports is gonna be crazy sweet im tearing up
>>521233769Depends on where in the story.. all of this makes sense>>521228740Gun in hans mouth. Kino
>>521235258Because they feel better in male body. It's that simple>>521235626If pooner passes as a dude then I am willing to tap that desu
>>521234685Hans I clocked from miles away but im actually surprised henry is ftm.. no wonder hes so short
>>521227624I am no longer ashamed of how hard it makes me watching Hans suffer like this>those scared watery eyesLet me lick them
>>521236275https://henryyarden.tumblr.com/post/778362710927835136/hans-capon-henry-of-skalitz-cosplay-photosmore pics, i shared pics here without noticing but an anon called out the chest scars that maybe are clockable idk.
Oh good, we finally became /v/ because now we're just posting pictures of trannies
>>521236701That anon was me, I'm an expert
>>521237161I got baited but I still think it's a nice photo.>>521237407Teach me your ways (I did think that Hans cosplayer looked a bit off tho).
>>521236371Same and im afraid i might be open to the idea of dark!henry after rejecting it
>>521236371Bros why is Hans is so cute when he's scared or in pain?
it's interesting replaying the first game that hans is actually a pretty minor character but they clearly knew where they were going with it what them setting up kcd2 in the epiloguethey were playing the long game
>>521239916He looks a bit inbreed here but he is still my princess.
NOT MY WHOLESOME HECKIN DOGGOShttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1709
>>521240558This is wrong, you are supposed to eat mutt.
>>521240558one step closer to sharia-compliant halal-certified KCD2. next remove all the alcohol, whores, and kafir idolatry
>>521240642Do Hans and Henry have a special reaction to Mutt soup like they do to the shoe soup and alcohol
>>521242157Homophobic Mutt
>>521242157Yes, and also to giving him alcohol instead of food
>>521239029He’s listed like fifth in the KCD1 credits, which isn’t exactly a minor character tier. Plus he got his own DLC.
pining hansry jerking off is sooo good ahhhhhttps://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fkadavarium.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lmffvephd22u&viewtype=tree
Just played the Italian Job. GOAT quest, would gladly play again. The long-ass all-Latin sequence, Zizka and Dry Devil’s antics, interesting lore, funny language hijinks, and more Hans and the ever-seething Erik. Nice to hear more about Wenceslas from a person who knows him, too.
>>521245606Helping Hans in the tunnels is kino
>>521245164Hans being fancy and using lube to yank his noble pizzle is a nice touchI'm gonna pretend their cocks aren't mutilated
>>521238291Henry would never hurt Hans, no matter how edgy he gets.
>>521246394trvke
henry the autist just not getting hans' obvious pining
>>521246297>I'm gonna pretend their cocks aren't mutilatedthey're not though
Gay pedo game
>>521240558thanksmust have modsick of mentally ill dogfuckers and their dumbass filthy noisy aggressive shitt animal
>>521245164I assume you‘re the same person that’s always posting the links to porn. I just wanted to thank you personally. Great thread as usual, and finally again christened by a Hansrypost. All is well in the world
>>521247963If you're uncut you don't need lube
Finally reached the infamous kcd1 monastery infiltration quest
>>521255759It's great if you actually enjoy the medieval roleplaying aspect of these games. It got a lot of undue hate.
>>521251586thanks bwo. yeah im always on the lookout for these lovely boys they are so perfect together
>>521255468But Hans would use it anyways
>>521256278
>>521235626everyone has a butthole, anon
I'm hoping the three DLCs add additional mechanics and aren't just story stuff. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the story, but there's also feelings of stuff missing from the mechanics in the base game, no armour crafting, no craftable polearms or hammers, etc. I like all the little minigames currently in the game and would love more. What're (you) hoping for in the dlcs, anons?
>>521256514Why are they covered in cum? Did they unload on each other and then start cuddling?
>>521256095Well i like nightingale quest and madonna of sasau... will i like it then?
Updated https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1508
>>521258212whether achieved through official dlc, expansion or mods what is some stuff i'd lovemore cooking dishes, recipes more adjacent gameplay to cooking (not just hunting and drying but... incorporate alchemy? ), variety of buffs and combat stuff to cookingfishing, expansion of hunting, more alchemy recipes and maybe some magic/fantasy potionsmerchants of the world existing in some sort of economy, henry interacting with that world of tradesmen and guilds actually mattering, stock market stuffmanagement sim, base building, running a castle, real estate ownershipliving with hans, romantic stuff, daily routines
>>521260394Thanks for ur work hansry modder
>>521260394HEY NBROCK! thanks again for everything, MVP of this gen.
Damn I love this game haha
>>521262020I'm blushing>>521262558Damn that's crazy me too
people were complaining that rain was a downgrade so maybe this mod will be a hithttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1711he made a total of 2 mods, this rain mod today, and 3 yr old kcd1 rain mod. hopefully we get the beloved kcd1 rain back, not that i have played yet
>>521265268Based rain enjoyerWonder if there's any that bring back UI rain that was cash
>>521260394holy basedwish I could use this and the dice mod but my post-game is broken and everyone walks all the way from the devil's den to suchdol kek
>>521257584Yeah and nobody likes pooners except for other pooners.>>521248431I wish.
>>521266249wow really? So I should keep a save that's before the final plot sprint, just to have in case?
>>521267336A lot of people have this bug, seems like it's exclusive to people who beat the game on 1.2. Hopefully it will get fixed with the patch on the 15th. The game autosaves after the final fight before the credits roll so using that save should be fine, if for some reason the patch doesn't just automatically fix everyone's post-game AI.
>>521266583I have an FTM friend who's in a 5 year relationship with a regular man
>>521266249I'm working on something for the dice mod that lets you play dice with someone who isn't at the table. It just teleports you to the table now, so it would work for characters in Suchdol
>>521260829based list of stufffishing, a hunting expansion with a game warden style quest like KCD1 had would be nicei'm hoping a dlc takes us to a new area, even if it's smaller. i'm a sucker for new areas and the warhorse level of detail is great, and i'd love to see another euro city with it
>...l-like getting caught with my cock and cum buried deep inside you. J-just throwing out some ideas, my lord. I would do anything for you.
>>521240435He's just making a basedjak face
>>521268692we will make sure your dice mod skyrockets to the top of nexus, and post it on the hansry discord too.
>>521269142It's the same mod I posted yesterday, I'm working with that mod author on it
>>521268769fucking kek>>521260829i'd love a cooking system like botw and fishinghunting trips, courting or even basic gift giving, dates for hans (or katherine if you're a straggot) would be great but i won't get my hopes up>>521268704>i'm hoping a dlc takes us to a new areaan area in a different season like autumn or winter would be fucking kino
>>521269558I dont know what the cooking system is like in botw but we do have a cooking mod now
>>521269661https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1578yeah it looks really fun, 50 new dishes
>>521270358oh basedpoor consolefags though...
>>521270406Consolefags get what they deserve
>>521268769Hans is so lucky to have such a giving and creative companion. Such a perfect match
>>521271330this
so are menhard and arne fucking?
>>521277693>bumping on page 10 no good mods, a bad patch, and turbofaggotry really turned this into a wasteland. I noticed something interesting about map1 after getting access to trotsky but not forwarding the main quest but no one here has played it bother talking about.
>>521278484what're you talking about
>>521278484>no good modsHurtful and rude
>>521278484where have you been for the past 20 threads
>>521278331No they're just German.
So, all things considered, Martin actually got a pretty good deal until he got killed, right? Sure, raising another man's child, but as a peasant (albeit one with a valuable tradesman role) social mobility was extremely limited and he was essentially guaranteed help whenever necessary. About the only thing he could've done otherwise would be use his skills to become a burgher, but he seems to actually like Radzig enough to not want to leave his service...
>>521286791>prague swordsmith to fornicator to cuckold >took it out on 0statman firstgame henry >dies one step outside his door meteoric fall really
>*Joe Rogan voice* OHHH HE'S HURT!
>see someone complaining about how a quest makes it 'mandatory' to have a high lockpicking skill>check quest>it's in kuttenbergwho the fuck doesn't have maxxed lockpicking by kuttenberg
>>521287994>who the fuck doesn't have maxxed lockpicking by kuttenbergGod fearing Christians like my Henry, that's who.
If it weren't for the (understandable) Hansry mania Rosa would get a lot more waifu attention. She really is a baddie.
>>521289870If Hans wasn't romancable Rosa would be my choice every time
KEK it never occurred to me before that Ruthard calls Sigismund a "ginger bastard" a few feet away from his even more ginger daughter. It's not even that funny but I'm cracking up.
>>521290226It doesn't help that Katherine kind of sucks in general and is a Debbie downer out of nowhere the entire last act.
>>521278331Of course they are, they're German.
>>521290451I do like her but her romance easily has the least substance, and I personally found the "all she wants is revenge" explanation from Zizka lacking because ever since she got to Kuttenberg she did nothing but REEE about how war is bad and we're all retarded for trying to do anything, I saw no supposed bloodthrist for revenge.
Guys farewell.. i dont ship hansry anymore the fandom is far too twee for me... good game tho bye fujofags
>>521291493She's a fine character and her actor was great but it really undermines her whole "ride or die" shtick when all of a sudden she starts questioning everything you've been doing up to that point. It isn't like Zizka just decided to launch all these daring raids when he met Henry. It's what he does and who he is but now Katherine takes issue? She's a great example of a realistic female spy that isn't some ass kicking girl boss. It's a shame she gets cold feet (heh no pun intended) for no reason towards the end.
>>521292437>catches "feels" for henry >character does not work at any level outside of that you pretty much have to trigger the romance segments to make all the main track parts that are operating off those romance sections make sense. I guess you could just ignore her entirely but then it'd be even more of a 180 for her to bitch out of nowhere about how *now* it's suddenly too dangerous. They use her as the "we said it's dumb so now you can't critique it as dumb" writer gambit about Otto, the enemy double crosser you inexplicably trust, again, being the first to mention and only reason for the moviegame gold heist. She's "right" but it undermines her character and doesn't help that the gold heist works anyway. It leads to it all only making sense if you made the lines where she progressively grows more concerned for (you) specifically to trigger. Then the game ends and the whole thing is undermined by no postgame interactability or quest. A capstone like with Rosa where the sex scene is the 3/4 mark and the finale is the public kiss that suggests the door is open on a future there is missing.
is there any mod that makes the gypsy camp's stuff become okayed when you join them? like there's a bathhouse there, food pots, it feels like the intent was you'd be able to use them for free once you got inducted but it's just not there
>>521290239Dry Devil too, with her standing right there. Though Hynek is a ginger too, so I guess he has the g-word privileges.
>joining The Guild>henry keeps automatically criticizing them in the dialogueThey did this sometimes in the first game but mostly it was absent this time round. "Isn't that just an excuse?" feels like it should've been part of two options I could've picked. With my henry's 10,000+ stolen items worth I don't think I should be judging these guys who oppose the same lord I do
>"One last beer", he says!
>>521294220I went out of my way to only pick platonic dialogue options because I was going for a Theresa run my first play through but I did all her quests so when her unavoidable sex scene happened it was ever more out of left field than it otherwise would have been lol
>>521295029I like to think her slightly autistic self was zoned out thinking of her crossbow and books so it just went over her head both times :)
>>521288189If Henry feared god he wouldn't be frotting and fucking the nobleman twink when he has a village full of woman begging for his seed.
>>521299046My Henry returned to Rattay in full armor and was greeted by a faithful, sopping wet Theresa and her canonically nice ass.
>>521226761>manic Henry wearing Hans’ outfit, his hands held by corpses, and has his heart torn outI’m not liking the implications of this at all. It smells like suffering.
>>521301282Some male animals have gay sex to atrract females
>>521299662Theresa gave Henry that "12 babies, NOW!" look at the end lol
>first DLC in summerHold me, bros
>>521302163Right? I know it was kind of tacked on but that "I'm going to spend the next decade on my back getting knocked up whether you like it or not" smirk was worth it. (Henry's seed is also canonically potent if we accept he impregnated Lady Stephany in one go.)
>>521301836>has his heart torn outWell, shit. Doesn't Erik say he'll tear his heart out at one point?
>>521312348Historical Hans does die in a war so...Or they are yanking fujos chain to make them speculate
>>521312573He doesn't actually die in the war; the war only begins a few months after his death. He participated in one or two skirmishes where no nobles died, and then next year his son is announced as the new lord of Rattay. Nobody knows what killed him.
>>521312573>>521312348>tfw in KCD3 we meet psycho Henry, completely mindbroken by loss, who dresses in Hans' style, slaughters everyone he comes across, and talks to Hans as if he were still aliveMeanwhile, Istvan laughs himself silly in hell.
>>521305483Time to replay KCD1.
>>521313143We know what happened. He ran away with Henry and lived happily ever after.
>>521315157this is true. Hans and Henry riding off into the sunset to explore to world is SOVL. They both are happiest on horses seeing new places, like the early game montages.
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>>521317192That Hans looks kinda ugly ngl
>>521312573That picture is really interesting from the symbolical perspective. It's Danse Macabre, the late medieval, Black Death influenced motif where the dancing dead lead the living into their deaths as a reminder that all, commoners and nobles alike, will inevitably die. Except in normal Danse Macabre, the living are depicted as healthy, and they are sad or upset as the dead drag them along. Meanwhile here, Henry has a bloody gaping hole in his chest with his ribs sticking out, looks completely out of it, and mindlessly dances with the dead into his grave while cosplaying as his bf.
>>521305717Ill just gonna agree with this bc i like the idea of henry knocking up theresa and hans at the same time...
>>521318327That Hans is giving recovering drug addict
>>521268924kek
>>521226761Ive just realized hes actually bleeding from his chest... now this pic becomes kino
>>521305483I'm waiting for this shit fuck hardcore. Then I will just play the rest of the dlcs on the same save. It will be interesting to see how they balance the dlcs fir an endgame Henry, they probably won't and it will be easy as fuck but whatever.
which dlc will make me able to enter the churches?
>>521326072No, but you will be able to enter synagogues
>>521326072None of them, church interiors and more kuttenberg interiors will be added in a free patch trust the plan.
>finally get into sigismund camp >encounter the controversial dei shoehorn character>it's literally just a traveller/explorer/physician named musa who got there after fucking around in granada and ottoman empireand all this time i thought they shoved the actual mansa musa for some reason in there kek
>>521326239You will experience the rich culture of the jewish people and you will like it, goy
>kcd1>monastery quest>wake up at 3am>decided to come to hall early>game thought i was trespassing>wtf>jailed for 22 hoursCan I survive the monk life
>>521326239no but for real, I would like to know
>>521322704He isn't just bleeding, there's a huge gouged out hole reaching from his solar plexus to somewhere under his hood. The trauma train never stops for poor Henry.
>>521328182>somebody poisoned meThis quest gave me trust issue
>actually doing the monastery quest>not crouching behind the corner until each suspect comes around alone and strangling them until the quest completes then busting out of the incel prison with a lockpick
>>521331471I need to do it the correct way bc im curious about the real mechanic of this quest
>>521331471Larping as a monk is fun and probably the first time Henry's felt peace in months
>>521328182>>521330013Somebody is not made for the monastery life.
>>521258212I want more minigames alongside farkle. Like a card game (gwent) would go so hard
Lord Hans Capon of Pirkstejn is very uncomfortable when it comes to tight, dark tunnelsYou'd have to knock him out or get him heavily drunk before he wants to have anything to do with a narrow passage like that
Can you make henry get caned in the monastery quest... ? They just shoved me into a room as a punishment
>>521339086ironically Henry is extremely comfortable inside Hans' tight dark tunnel, as if he were custom made for it
>>521337152I need prison au injected in my veins... also thats how kcd2 henry should have looked like
>>521340751Good sir wheres this pic from.. its rarity status is legendary
hello i am here to fight against the LGBTQ PROPAGANDA that is dominating this thread and to inform you that the only APPROPRIATE companion for HENRY, the valiant, noble, educated, intelligent, strong PROTAGONIST is no one else but someone of the FITTING status - that is, clearly, ROSA RUTHARD - a similarly intelligent, educated, noble, FEMININE(biological) LADY, perfectly suited for a SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE wedding, reproduction and comfy retirement life as a JUST REWARD for henry's life of adventure and struggle
>>521333786I dont feel peace so i probabky do it wrong but ye the monastery is hypnotizing>>521335484Me the moment im shoved into a dark cave room
>>521341674He can and should have both
>>521341674My honest rebuttal, its clearly THERESA... she did so much for henry. I'm hoping she would appear in kcd3 and steal henry from hansits clearly lady stephanie trust
>>521313448>talks to Hans as if he were still alive>has schizo nightmares about Hans now instead of his parents and TothI won't lie that would be so kino that I could forgive the devs for killing Hans
>>521341574here you go:https://www.tumblr.com/anreed-gallery/780537932349128704/what-if-55-mods-henry-and-hans-edits-beard
>>521342225
What if vavra gets moody again and kcd3 pretends hans was never a romance option?
>>521342094sorry, nose too bigmaybe good for fake brother Shmuel?
>>521342436this tumblr page has lots of images you will likehttps://www.tumblr.com/anreed-gallery
>>521342515KCD3 will finally have character transfer from the previous game and if your save is tagged with having romanced Hans, you will get the sodomite debuff causing reputation loss with noble characters and commoners will never say JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED when talking to you
>>521341674Henry is a bastard, marriage to Rosa would not be allowed even if she stuck around.
>>521313448I like all of that except for dressing like Hans', though he would take and wear Hans's red hood or keep it wrapped around the scabbard of his sword. And I don't think he'd ever go full psycho. He'd still help people, he'd just be much more brutal to anyone who crossed him and lose his temper a lot easier. He'd also almost never sleep well.
>>521344508Spoken like marriage with hans is perfectly feasible. Just legitimize henry and henry and rosa can marry
>>521345557Legitimised bastards could marry well enough but most lords wouldn't allow their daughters to marry one. Besides that, Rosa leaves. Personally, the only romances I consider canon for Henry are Hans or Theresa.
>>521345557rosa dies trapped in a basementhans gets murdered by erikkatherine fucks off with zizkaonly theresa is true end
>>521345305Henry keeping Hans' red hood no matter how old and tattered it gets... I kneel
>>521331471This quest is the ultimate filter for casuals vs people who actually enjoy roleplay. Adhering to the schedules while learning about monastic life and waiting for everyone to go to sleep to sneak around and play spy was ludo kino.
>>521341674Rosa is canonically a cuck qween>>521342094katherine's DLC ruined her for me- it made clear that henry was supposed to be with bianca, katherine was probably relieved that the cumans slaughtered everyone they knew so she could get take advantage of a man who has severe PTSD and paranoid delusions
I'm roleplaying as the guy who's trying to infiltrate the bandits who were involved with killing his parents and are currently causing more chaos in my local area, and those bandits gave me a task to earn their trust, so I'm going to earn their trust as quickly as possible to get on with my actual goal(avenging my parents and serving Radzig)If you have been paying attention, at no point does wasting weeks being a good boy monk come into play here
>>521349432you mean Theresa
>>521350060the women in this game are so forgettable that I get them mixed up
>>521350543Katherine is basically Theresa 2.0 so that's fair
>>521345557Hans can legally keep Henry next door as his knight concubine, but there's no way in hell Rosa could be with Henry.>Henry is a half-peasant bastard, would still be a second-rate person in the eyes of the law even if he were legitimized>Rosa outright says her father would never let her marry someone with such a low status>she sees herself as her father's heir and has no intention of disappointing him Besides, she doesn't want to continue the relationship anyway.
>>521351105Henry will marry theresa and you will like it
KCD3 will unite Hans and Henry in eternal bond of Adelphopoiesis
>>521348024Speaking of Eric, I don't think we appreciate enough the fact that after all the grooming talk, it's Henry who ultimately grooms Erik into a killing machine. Erik with Istvan was normal battle autist; not kind, but fairly okay as far as robber barons go. It's Henry's murder of Istvan and constant, genuinely cruel gloating about it that mindbreaks him and turns him into a mad dog obsessed with revenge.
>>521337152Uncanny valley vibes
>fandom on shitter has already been infested with fujos obsessed with Hans being a heckin badass who can look after himself and protects his wholesome pupperino bottom shyboi HenryOh well we had a good run of 2 months before the inevitable happened
>>521352532They can both take care of themselves. They're both grown men trained to fight. The fags in this general are just as wrong as the ones on tumblr
>>521352532Do you mean the opposite? Fujos usually turn bottoms like Hans into a passive, lobotomized woman after a while.
is there any evidence that legitimisation was a common thing for nobles in bohemia in that era? it seems like everyone's been memed into thinking that it was a reasonable expectation because of games of thrones-tier nonsense but for many countries of that era it was basically unheard ofI feel like everyone's getting worked up about something that might basically not be a thing
>>521351105yes, but>my 30 speech 30 charisma henry will convince any opposition>the 30 swords 30 warfare henry will duel anyone still stubborn >the 30 stealth 30 thievery henry will get into the homes of anyone left on his way and stab them in the heart while they sleepanyone still against my marriage with rosa? no?
>>521352039Henry constantly rubbing Istvan's death in his face didn't help, but Erik lost it the second he heard about his death in Maleshov so safe to say he was attached to Istvan an unhealthy degree. A bit similar to Hans saying he would die of grief and heartbreak if anything happened to Henry, if you will.>>521352453Yeah, looks way too much like Tom and Luke kek
>>521352039>trying to equate ragebaiting someone and childhood grooming
>>521352902>They can both take care of themselves>the guy who literally gets captured and raped by a couple cumans in a forest without henry, gets pilloried and exiled from a village IN SPITE OF henry, gets executed without henry, is physically unable to enter a tunnel to escape imprisonment
>>521352927a lot of fujos do the complete opposite now because of poons complaining that making the bottoms act like early 2000's anime ukes is [problematic buzzwords]
>>521352532It was inevitable every single ship is like that now
>>521352039You can't groom adults.
>>521352927for people that are seemingly obsessed with the male form they really do not understand men
>>521352902Except hans being useless is canon
>>521352973For ones without legitimate heirs it wasn't that unusual
>>521354116gonna need a heckin sourcerino for that
>>521353556Its true jayvik is the biggest offenderBut the ship is large enough to make enough content for everyone
Why didn't Martin put a baby of his own into Henry's momThere's a real missed opportunity there with 'thought they were real brothers'/'i'm actually a noble' rivalry
>>521353982>t. Hanush
>>521354305I lost all hope for my fellow fujos when I saw one say that making Jayce a bottom is racist, it's only a matter of time before I see someone say that Hans taking a cock up his ass is misogynistic
>>521354271Came to me in a dream
>>521355114I didnt see that one bit i did get the whole vibe of 'its ableist to make viktor soft uwu and virgin' when hes portrayed as a genius loser in canon.. and the whole 'jayce isnt big and viktor isnt tiny' which only makes sense if youre blind
>>521354512Because they didn't think of it until the second game>>521355114It's classist
>>521355114there was a stir on these threads a while back because a fujo on tumblr had drawn hans as a bottom and captioned it as hans being a top and then confessed that she didn't know what top/bottom actually meant
>>521356290That was fucking funny
nsfw hansry imagehttps://files.catbox.moe/8xdqxo.pngcensored version:https://www.tumblr.com/maia-beans/780539327248809984/posting-and-crossing-my-fingers-that-tumblr-wont
>>521356290Seriously how do you draw gay ship and not understand what top/bottom means thats what baffles me the most like what were you doing before shipping them lol
Should I do my hardcore KCD2 run before I go back and play KCD1? How does combat and gameplay in 1 compare to 2, am I going to get my shit kicked in or can I master strike everybody like I can in 2? Can I kiss Hans? Are there any mods I need?
>>521356653I havent played 2 but from what i gathered the second game is easier and hans appears much more sporadically in 1
>>521354512Weird how Henry's mom doesn't even have a name and didn't mind being shuffled off to Martin after getting knocked up.
>>521356653>they still havent fixed rain textures while using nighthawk potionsfuck
>>521355704ableist this, misogynistic that. I don't care I'm just trying to jack off to what makes me hard.
>>521354938Idk if this is controversial but hanush was right....
>>521356653you definitely don't kiss Hans in KCD1 lmaoThere is a homoerotic bathing scene where Hans coerces Henry into his bathtub and they have a fun time. Also there is a mod that actually makes Hans and Henry naked in the bath rather than the underwear they have on. I saw someone share it on the hansry discord. I will post it here when I find it
>>521356653Masterstrike is even more busted in 1However, anything but masterstriking becomes pointless in mid-lategame
>>521357564Tbh this scene is kinda nothingburger, its common for people to bathe naked together if youre same sex
>>521357301There's a mod on pc to fix rain but that screenshot is before I downloaded it
>>521357418Fujos usually cant accept that they simply find it flickable unfortunately
>>521352902>They can both take care of themselves.if you commit a crime very early on during the laboratores quest the game over screen says that hans gets beaten to death by troskowitz villagers within like a day
>>521352902Hans isn't helpless, but Henry is basically the Terminator in comparison.
>>521353109It’s interesting that Hans wants to die with Henry even if you don’t romance him. He wants to join the suicide mission the moment he hears Henry is going, and in the platonic version of their bedroom conversation he says they should be going together. This is a guy that is expected to inherit estates and titles and marry a cute rich girl, but he’d rather die than have all that without Henry.Whatever Istvan worked on Erik has nothing on Henry’s autistic rizz.
Ngl i feel like we should start a discordHow many of us is here lmao this gen has basically become hansry gen
>>521353982>>521358584Hans held his own in the brawl in Troskowitz and Semine, he did well enough in the assault on Nebakov that Jizka mentions it, and killed the bandit that followed them to Bohzena's. So yeah, he can handle himself, it's just that next to Henry he seems pretty helpless because Henry is fucking force of nature.
>>521357519No, he wasn’t. In every fight that Hans actually does to participate in he’s a very capable warrior and archer and one of the best soldiers around. Even Zizka admits he’s tough as nails. But as >>521358845 said, Hans just looks worse in comparison because Henry is a medieval terminator high in herbal roids. Hans is also everybody’s first target, which really sucks for him.
Would be nice if you guys started a discordMaybe this thread could be actual game discussion then, not your homo fanfics
>>521359031hans over time begins to resent his station- after giving the lecture to henry about the three states of man he is then consistently saved and has to watch on the sidelines while better men do the hard work, part of his journey is realising that he used the noble excuse for too long and then when he couldn't use it (when he was going to be executed) all the pretenses fell away and he was forced to deal with the reality that he is just a man like everyone else
>>521357519Controversial to fujos but it's the truth. One of the biggest appeals of the ship is that without Henry at his side Hans is pretty helpless. Even Hans himself compares Henry to a legendary knight and himself to his lover who dies of grief. A good 80% of the game over screens in game are variants of "Hans died because you weren't there."
>>521359584If all the fujos and fags left these threads would be archived within a day and we all know it
>>521359031Keep in mind that over the course of both games, Henry is the only person that genuinely cares about Hans and defies odds and orders to protect him. Easy to imagine Hans' whole life has been devoid of any genuine affection or friendship so Henry's has a pretty profound effect on him.
>>521359175there are at least 5 of us here i feel
>>521359529>>521359572Okay i admit i havent played 2, im just here bc i also wanted to talk about first game and cuz im broke but the only gif ive seen him fight is when he fights together w others? Then he definitely cant survibe on his own. But you know what i feel like its a setup for kcd3 glowup bc mentioning he dies without henry is pretty unecessary outside of shipping lens
>>521359031>>521360025It's really not surprising. Even if you don't romance Hans, Henry is his only real friend. No one besides Henry gives a shit about him beyond duty. Hanush blatantly doesn't care about him, his parents died when he was a baby, Bernard sees him as a job, Godwin goes back and forth between being nice and being a dick, all his relationships with women are pump and dumps, all the commoners in Rattay hate him and don't want him in charge. There's probably more I'm forgetting.
>>521359824Oh i was talking more about hanush not letting hans rule... but yeah
>>521354116It absolutely was. HRE was pretty much the worst place in Western Europe to be a bastard at that point. The only high-ranked Bohemian bastard I can recall was Duke Břetislaus I, who lived 400 years earlier and was an illegitimate son of the previous Duke Oldřich and his concubine. Despite being the only son of the Duke of Bohemia and an accomplished warrior, he ultimately had to kidnap his future wife because her noble family considered him to be too baseborn for marriage.
>>521359824>Even Hans himself compares Henry to a legendary knight and himself to his lover who dies of griefThey were both knights
>>521361856Now that part's not true, Hans seems like he would be a good sympathetic lord
>>521361825>There's probably more I'm forgetting.Most of the devils pack hate him, especially Zizka. Samuel doesn't like him either
>>521359824Galehaut was a mighty, half-giant conqueror himself before he fell in love with Lancelot. IIRC he was about to conquer England, saw Lancelot in a battle once, and got a crush so massive that he offered to surrender to King Arthur in exchange for spending a single night alone with Lancelot. Hans’ comparison is honestly crazy; he compares himself to a guy who gave up an empire for a chance to fuck a knight he barely knew and eventually died of grief after losing him.
>>521361825Youre about right... even tho henry has his parents murdered and taken away from him but hans is kinda tragic.despire being more privileged. henry is capable and mature enough to make people see him as a competent person and he got friends, many. But hans definutely lacks guidance and general parental care that shaped him into what he is now. Constantly using his position as a validation tool. But henry sticks with him even though hans at first is a raging asshole to him....? I can see why even without the romance aspect he genuinely think of henry as his best friend, advisor, confidant.. i feel like warhorse is trying the angle of are they best friend of lovers when archeologists dug up their remains kinda vibe
>>521359175There's already the hansry discord, but it's also filled with they/themlets who cannot handle the bants.
>>521362506Hans is impulsive and immature (or at least was) not that hes a bad person. The rattay commoners didnt speak badly of him without reasons imo i can see why hanush doesnt think hes suited to rule but of course i dont think hanush is an angel either
>>521363590Im in there, i just dont like the pressure having to watch what i say
>>521364654If you're the anon who hasn't play kcd2 because you can't afford it, you're missing a lot of context about Hans's parents and Hanush. A couple things from kcd1 were retconned.
>>521365561Yeah i am. I have heard about that as well but yea im open to change but right now hans is impulsive and he does want to do better and win hanushs approval but i just find it funny that for the quest of making a deal with hanushs cousin, he barely does anything probably cuz i have max speech for the pacifist path but it isnt helping my perception
>>521359529He killed a bandit armed with a sword with his bare hands, even. That’s some serious bravery.
>>521362561Sam I can understand because Hans doesn't like him either so it's mutual. Don't really understand what Zizka's problem with him is though, Hans has been pretty cordial considering that Zizka is responsible for killing his entire company.
>>521367785Sam warms up to him somewhat later, after Henry tells him to start treating Hans better because he’s gonna be spending a lot of time with both of them together.
God ive just learned the inventory screen doesnt completely stop time..... the poison buff was still going and now after esc-ing antonius suddenly confessed and i killed him? Most unexpected way to solve monastery quest in two days but im.fucking pissed now and lost interest bc i didnt get to solve it like im meant to... the game is janky as hell
>the official KCD account sliding into replies to approve of pic related Theresabros, what is this?
>>521369919The only ppl that make art for this game are Hansry shippers, they don't have much to pick from and I'm saying this as a Hansry bro myself.
>>521369919>>521370740I was about to say lol reputation wise its a bad move for warhorse to interact bc they make it appear only fujos care about the game
>>521369919is that supposed to be theresa with schizo johanka?
>>521371435Bianca, which makes less sense theyre petty and catty to each other
>>521371536> which makes less sense theyre petty and catty to each otheralso bianca is dead kek
>>521371260>>521370740They were more careful in the first few weeks, only promoting platonic artworks. Then Warhorse apparently said fuck it and went full gay. I’m guessing their internal metrics must be pretty interesting.
>>521371260believe it or not normalfags who aren't chronically online don't care about things like this
>Henry, the virgin mary came to me in a dream and said you have to do a bunch of shit for me, also you need to walk bare-foot to uzhitz because you're a terrible personwhat the fuck was her problem
>>521372070>They were more careful in the first few weeksThe quest script writer who said Hans sex scene is canon did that the first week of release
>>521372169True which is why only fujos created arts and i got secondhand embarrassment
>>521372850> secondhand embarrassmentFor what? It seems like the lot of these pieces were done by illustrators that at the very least have skill. Unless you’re talking about the really amateurish ones.
>>521371536fujofags seem to be pretty threatened from theresa despite having 0 relevance to plot, proof that theresa is indeed feel like henrys main romance
>>521369919The art style is a wee bit ugly and Bianca/Theresa makes no sense as a ship but other than that it's fine
>>521373264I say this as a Hansryfag, Theresa and Hans have the best romances and Henry obviously loved Bianca very much. Turning Theresa and Bianca into lesbians to get them out of the way is cringe.
>>521373242I just assume devs usually wish their creation have more widespread appeal but then again kcd1 didnt accumulate non fujo fanarts as well btw i dont mind gay arts
>>521353430>>521361176Hans is a skilled warrior who pulls his weight in battles and survives after leaving Henry with the pillory, becoming a poacher so skilled that they compare him to a ghost. It's only his lack of wisdom that makes him able to get his arse kicked and captured in those game overs. With a weapon and armour he's more effective than average, Henry just has plot armour
>>521372190I actyally like the quest i feel like its an attempt to make players realize henry is acrually not a bad person doesnt mean he cant kill and loot and steal but hes canonically feel conflicted about it
>>521374042Tbf thats not new even in first game he was mentioned to be skilled in swordmanship and archeries and bernard warned you against him but the helpless side if him just overshadowed everything even normies kept talking about saving his ass
>>521374042and just as henry warned him would happen, the butcher he was trading his poaching goods with tattled on him and he would've gotten hanged if it wasn't for henry saving him, again
>>521355114>it's only a matter of time before I see someone say that Hans taking a cock up his ass is misogynistic
hans is designed to be a bumbling retard who needs his autistic prince to save him, and henry needs someone to save given he's riddled with guilt about not being able to save his loved ones, they need each other, quit pretending otherwise
>>521376487given that this dumb sow thought all sex is rape did she therefore think all gay sex was men raping each other
>>521374042I know its unfair to portray hans as baby weak but being a poacher doesnt mean anything it just means youre stealthy enough not to get caught and good at bow, which he is
>>521376487And she is? Who exactly?
>>521376496truth nuke
>>521377562You don't read feminist literature?
>>521377562a dumb jewish boomer
>>521377285Also the whole reason Henry got sent to find the ghost poacher he because he was very sloppy and would always leave a mess, the only part he was good at was the archery aspect of it
>>521377791No one in weebish board cares about feminism but okay must be andrea dworkin
>>521377285To be fair, he also made plenty of money and managed to accomplish the same task Henry did within the same timeframe. Also, the reason he got imprisoned in the first place was because he jumped in to defend Henry.
>>521376496good point, when you think about it they both relieve each others' shortcomings in that way>hurr durr I'm a noble I can do anything and go anywhere- AAAAA SAVE ME HENRY>I am pathetic, I couldn't save my parents, I couldn't save skalitz, I'm a coward-WAIT I'M COMING HANS
>>521363281It's foreshadowing, he's gonna give up Pirkstein to run away with Henry
>>521378393>WAIT I'M COMING HANS
>>521381289Nah henry will make hans come first
>>521378393Kek. It’s true, though. Even Radzig points out they’re only alive because they keep pulling each other out of trouble.
>>521376694Bottoms are spiritually women therefore all non frotting gay sex is rape
Im now upset that kcd2 henry doesnt look like kcd1 henry. i wonder if theres a mod that make him more similar to his kcd1 look
>>521384768as much as I like retarded kcd1 henry, kcd2 henry is a clear step upif anything I want a kcd1 mod that makes them look like kcd2, especially hans with his uncanny valley smooth face
>>521385362Wdym kcd1 hans isnt smooth... tho yeah i prefer kcd2 hans
>>521378393You know what I was on the other side of the argument, but you've convinced me
>>521382758Hans would never let Henry pull out
>>521377754You guys remember when the leaks came out and /v/ sissies claimed hansry was a "thanks for the brojob" situation?
>>521387779Oh come on hans might not be helpless baby but that thing you quoted is literally the elephant in the room and what everyones been talking about
>>521388295Hans would complain when Henry finishes inside but he secretly loves it and gets pissy when Henry starts trying to pull out
>>521388759I don't remember that and I was checking /v/ daily for leaks before hansry was confirmed. I saw a post implying Zizka was also a gay romance option though back then.
>>521389073This was after it was confirmed. They used the "thanks for the encouragement" to say that it was meaningless, but it turns out Henry is just autistic
>>521388759Utterly btfo by the fact that the best written romance in modern times is a homosexual one.
>>521378393Hans is more like>I'm a nooooble I can literally do anything I want move aside peasant- *gets kidnapped* AAAAA SAVE ME HENRY
Does anyone else get annoyed at mods that masculinize henry further.. i feel like appeal is hes grounded and mostly shows from competence and narration. Making him hyper masculine instead of male!butch lesbian removes the appeal
>>521390114I don't like mods that change him at all because he's perfect
>>521390114>third wheel SamI like default kcd2 Henry look best but the only thing that annoys me is seeing him with Hans' hairstyle
>>521390321Tru
>>521390114I just want like 50% more muscle on his body and I'll be satisfied
>>521390420Fair point but hans hairstyle is actually beta kcd1 henrys hair
>>521389478>gays (((feel seen))) by the toth "just like me" molested and sodomized narrative >fujos use your real life trauma to goon
>>521390698if bg3 peeps can make astarion lanky and gale chubby we can totally ignore their body type as well
>>521391021Haven't seen you in these threads in so long, how have you been? We missed you
>>521391021????
Wow this thread is gay as fuck.
>>521391557not gay enough imho
>>521391557Post your cock?
>>521391557only general on the board where 0 people have bought the game
>>521391834I gotchu famalingdingdong
>>521392041rosa and hans romance options are not mutually exclusive in the game though (I banged both)
Should my bg3 henry tav romance shart or baezel?Anyone saying astarion will be eliminated on sight
>>521392256romance the frog girl with the tiny nose, I like her
>>521392256henry seems to only go for those that offer zero resistance and basically jump his bones so it would surely have to be gale
>>521392180buggery is mutually exclusive to Hans having a character arc. You haven't actually seen his part of the game if you chose the gay faggot options.
>>521392256Go for Gale!
>>521226761is it true this game is like skyrim with survival mods? thinking of trying it
>>521392256Wyll :^)
>>521392180>For example, a nationally representative sample of more than 34,000 US participants showed that only 0.4% of men (and 0.9% of women) identify as bisexual (Ward et al., 2014).Assuming medieval bohemians are bisexual at the same rate as modern americans (a wild assumption - medieval people would have supressed their homosexual urges if at all possible) there's a less than 1% chance that Henry has the hots for hans.
>>521392584but they don't bugger each other, they frotand it's clearly not mutually exclusive to Hans' arc, it's the culmination of him realising that all the hoes he chases are nothing but copes for the fact that nobody truly loves him other than henry
>>521391021It's a healthy and normal father and son relationship
>>521392851a) there is no such thing as 'gay' or 'bi'b) the majority of 'gays' have slept with at least one womanc) it being unlikely makes it all the more special
>>521392851That study is outdated according to xitter and tumblr bio at least 80% of women are bisexual
>>521392921>coping this hard 99% of players don't know you can break down Hans into your hekkin pillow princess chungus and instead got the ending where his views change and he grows as a person and leader of men. womp womp.
>>521392256Mod Hans into the game and romance him
>>521393480Too much work though it is theoretically possible.
>>521392921Women who ship male characters fundamentally misunderstand male sexuality. They think that deep feelings of friendship somehow translate to sexual interest for men. This could not be further from the truth. The vast majority of men is absolutely disgusted and repulsed by the idea of having sex with their best friend. >Surveys in Western cultures find, on average, that about 93% of men and 87% of women identify as completely heterosexual, 4% of men and 10% of women as mostly heterosexual, 0.5% of men and 1% of women as evenly bisexual, 0.5% of men and 0.5% of women as mostly homosexual, and 2% of men and 0.5% of women as completely homosexual.[1]This would be even more exaggerated in a medieval context where homosexuality is a grave sin and crime.
>>521393435his views change and he grows as a person regardless of whether you romance him though, the romance is just the cherry on the top
>>521392584I have a mod that might interest you
>>521393480Turn Gale into Hans mod WHEN
>>521393480Ideally i wanted to make him into a hireling and just sex him with bg3 sex mod but alas theres no hans head mod
>>521392851Wrong because it's a 100% chance in my save files
>>521393640okay but do you concede that on occasion some men, including close friends, actually do wind up having sexual contactI'm not a woman, I'm a man who has slept with bothstop quoting me shit about 'identity', this is thought game nonsense, post the statistic on male-on-male sexual contact (assuming that 'straight men' actually own up to it)
>>521393932You're welcome.
>>521392576>>521392625>>521392728They lack bite i wanted something that resemble hans a bit in spirit... i guess im going with shart
>>521393932Thanks there's lots of stuff I haven't seen yet
>>521393717>astral plane consumation with HansKINO
>>521394174There's really no one like him. Minthara would be the closest to me (thinks highly of herself, gets mindbroken, falls in love with the first person to get her)
>>521394069this you? Because no that isn't normal, common, or good.
>>521393435>99% of players don't know you can break down Hans into your hekkin pillow princess chungusnot for long
>>521394536BASED WARHORSE
>>521394294
>>521394069>An analysis of 67 studies found that the lifetime prevalence of sex between men (regardless of orientation) was 3–5% for East Asia, 6–12% for South and South East Asia, 6–15% for Eastern Europe, and 6–20% for Latin America.[4]Remember, this includes full gays. Both Henry and Hans are canonically into women, so their chance to also be into men is even smaller.
>>521392851They ain’t. The biggest recent sex study in Czechia found out about 10% of the population identifies as LGBT, with bifags being the biggest group. However, that’s just self-identification and also the number of gays and bifags who are more into the same sex. The total number of people who have had a consensual sexual experience with the same sex (regardless of how they identify) is almost 30% for women and 20% for men.Not that any of this matters, because the number of people who could accomplish what Henry does is statistically zero, yet here we are.
>>521393640>gay sex statistics on hand for his internet argumentsholy shit anon, look at yourself
>>521394174>i guess im going with shartAw man. :(
>>521394732My man, this is 2025. I googled "male homosexuality incidence" and picked the first wikipedia page on the results.
>>521394651the chances of 2 people meeting who both have a proclivity that 6-15% of people have is reasonable when you consider the total number of interactions people havebesides anon this is a story not a maths problem
>>521394387Fuck how could i forget mintharaHenry wont raid the grove... but he could fuck up
>>521394536I did it first
link to the hansry porn page on the /y/ board>>>/y/3075285
>>521395169Oops I accidentally toggled non-lethal for the final blow to Minthara and then turned it back offNo don't make sure she's dead I'm sure she is haha that was a critical hit
>>521395269Am I the only one turned off by Henry calling Hans lord or sir when they're fucking? He should only do that sarcasticly or when he's mad at Hans or when someone important is listening
>>521395852female hands typed this
Hans honestly owes me sex, and i'm going to get it one way or another
>>521395852He’s very sincere with his muh lord devotion, so I could see it happening in some extremely specific situations.
>>521395852How do you feel about Henry calling him lord during sex but Hans stop mid-kiss to tell Henry there's no titles or three states of men nonsense between them when they're alone together
>>521396332> three states of men nonsense between them when they're alone togetherbut what about top, bottom, side
>>521396043*Hand. The other one is busy right now
>>521396332The only situation I can see this happening is if Hans requests kinky lord servant rp sex (even though it's not really rp), so not really
>>521395269thanks bwo
>>521396486vers, the both of them.
>>521395852Ngl "my lord" feels cringe to me so i feel the same way. I would prefer sir for general address but using it for horny just doesnt hit the same way since the game did a good job making them feel like friends just with period typical etiquette
>>521396115>t. Henry of Skalitz
>>521396332It will happen before the sex even happens
>>521397316It doesn't need to happen because Henry already knows. He's autistic but not that autistic.
>>521384768I don't like how scrawny Henry is in 1. He grew up hammering iron and steel at the forge and his family was fairly well off so he would have eaten plenty as a kid so he should have been bulkier.
>>521395852I'm saying this as someone who eats that shit up in other ships. but this game makes me feel like "lord/sir" is just a regular address so yeah it just feels robotic and not sexy
>>521384768Just give him a hair cut.
>>521399602Kcd1 henry looks less retarded than that. Change it
>>521394536NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME GRUMMZ SAMA!!!!!
>>521398186He was just an assistant and desu i dont think hes scrawny just had no muscle def
>>521400438Yeah he was just an apprentice but he mentions that he grew up making horseshoes, nails, and daggers so he still worked the forge and the anvil. It was just the swords that his pa did the bulk of the work on
>...videogames?now that the dust has settled what is the verdict on the 1.2 combat and balance changes?going off the changelog >made military wagon chest loot worse despite it's very hard lock >stealth gear nerf >out of combat swing delay >more accurate crimer punishment and reactions You rike or does it suck?Do (you) think they fixed polearms? Were the changes worth the update or do you hope they try to fix it all again in the upcoming hardcore update?
>>521395852Not a fan either, and I don't think Hans would be. >>521396332Seems right to me. Hans wouldn't want to feel like his station is getting that from Henry, like he's using him. After throwing his status around almost loses him everything including Henry and his own life, I can't see him ever wanting that in their private moments.
>>521401220I still miss heavy weapon masterstrikes
>>521401220It does feel a little harder to get a full plate set compared to before. I haven't used polearms since the update.
>>521401670For real it just reinforces the divide rather than dismantling it
>>521401220I want the game to be harder.
>>521401670I think it's fine as like a cute joke or teasing in bed, otherwise yeah agree
>>521403305Just gimp yourself. Don't wear plate armor or use a Henry quality sword until you leave Trosky. Don't use full plate until you get to late game. It makes more sense in the narrative to equip yourself this way too. I'm not defending the combat balance, you shouldn't have to do this, but it does make the game more challenging with a more logical power curve.
Why'd he do it?
>>521402342>It does feel a little harder to get a full plate set compared to beforein what way and at what point in the game? Just fewer bandits with real gear pre trotsky or did they downtune loot across the board? In the launch version I've put about 40 hours into map1 to see how kitted you could get Henry before nebakov and the move to kutenburg. >a lot of gear actually and at tier3 wagon loot and the rare bandit or solo mercenary camp spawns are the source of all of it. And interestingly after getting access to trotsky but not immediately going to nebakov the spawn rate and gear of the roadside camping bandits goes up. 2 different types of milanese brig, houdskull, saxon bascinet, simple brigs, riders breastplates (both colors), dark kastenbruch breastplates, dark kutenburg breastplate, magdenburg leg armor, the dark simple plate arms, and millanese or tourney gauntlets are the maximum that seem to spawn. one thing missing is arm armor, simple plate arms are the best and 95% of bandits have the brig arms with roundels. The white ones I found as cart chest loot alongside a noble belt, neither spawning anywhere else. It speaks to them trying to do something neat that right before nebakov there are more bandits physically on the map. No one ever sees that and that seems to be the missing link of gear progression between map 1 and map 2. Like there should have been intermediate quests here to show there is a "change" and buildup to something big. If they fucked this all up with a gear drop nerf that actually really sucks.
>>521403913I do gimp myself. No looting stealing or selling, I only use what I'm gifted or can buy with quest rewards (this is what Henry would do). It ain't much but it's still too much.
>game actually being talked about >quick be gay! why are you like this
Which Way, White Woman?
time for an evil shadowwalker weeb henry run, with hardcore modehttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1708
>>521404469>in what way and at what point in the game?Mainly Trosky. It might just be the fact I've conditioned myself not to bother looting armor once I've got a few basic pieces like a hauberk and a helmet, just enough to stop from getting one shot.
>>521405946There's nothing wrong with mods like this but that doesn't stop me from feeling my blood pressure rising every time I see something nonwestern or fantasy in the game. (Yes I'm aware the game already has some anachronistic gear for the time period)
>>521406158noble legs, nasal bascinet, saxon or short mail, smooth breastplate, splint arms with rondel, and hourglass gauntlets were formerly cobbleable together out of a couple of bandit encounters right outside of the tutorial. So they nerfed that? It was repetitive but I don't think that's solved by having only lowtier bandits spawn instead. If you can't get any gear better than the blacksmiths sell until map2 that really, really sucks.
>>521406603It may still be possible. Like I said I'm not sure if the loot was nerfed or if I just stopped looking as hard.
>>521390114i like that henry will, no matter how badass and capable he's become, always be a little goofy. his slight lisp, his little grin, he doesn't have the look of the hollywood warrior, and why would he? it makes him more grounded and, ultimately, it's cooler that he's able to do all he does without needing to look like a generic hero protagonistincidentally, i'm mad at the witcher games for removing geralt's more dandy traits from the book to make him more 'cool', like his obsession with personal grooming. he shaved so much that his razor being stolen by dandelion was enough to make him lose his shit
>>521406447What about Henry's pet unicorn?
>american hours>thread goes from 60% gay to 95% gay
>>521389245That line is cute
Vavra, I know you‘re reading this. Release the director’s cut Hansry scene. I was so excited when the faggots on /v/ were talking about an unskippable gay sex scene. I thought we would get 4k full HD 120 fps creamy bb backshots.Vavra, I know you’ve got it somewhere…
>>521407581its almost entirely me; you're welcome
>>521403305"charged attack" polearm hits right when an enemy starts an attack animation has ok game feel but requires boringly fighting tomcat or narly until you're above 15 skill so you aren't arbitrarily slower than a basic bitch bandit. Making combat leveling slower was definitely not the right call for warhorse to make. When they do hit, deleting half an enemies health in a blow actually feels balanced. being infinitely parried still does not
>>521408132The Kiss That Saved Modern Gaming Forever
>it's almost entirely me>posts 5 times on cooldown timer.jpg we know gayanon
>>521408043I hope someone like https://x.com/Avg_Neighbor or https://x.com/daemoncoll?lang=en can make the NSFW content for us. Then get Luke to do the moaning and orgasming sounds of course
>>521401220make it so polearms can't be masterstriked please warhorse sama
>>521408507There’s at least three (?) true male faggots in this thread, me being one of them, and I stand by my fellow gayanons fully. I do have to admit, I’m an extreme kind of mega super ultra faggot, but it’s better than being a woman.
>>521408975>it’s better than being a womanwooow alright then, not posting cute hansry fanart I see here anymore
>>521408975>it’s better than being a woman.Based
hmmmhttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1719
>>521407567I don't mind this as much. I actually really hope someone makes a spooky cryptid/monster encounters mod. Nothing too fanciful but I'd love to run into a vampire at night in the woods or maybe some more region specific folklore beast.
what's the best cuman cosplay gear that won't completely gimp you for the late game?
>>521405182You already know
>>521413002cryptids/legendary encounters is definitely a mod I need along with all the typical fishing, base-building, etc.Anything that fills up the map with interesting stuff I down for
>>521408178I only use longswords. I'm playing as Henry
>>521408132GENUINE question don't answer emotionally. Do you think he ever jerked it to this scene? Keep in mind that he's mostly straight but also narcissistic
>>521413674I can suspend my disbelief on something like that as long as they're things that a decent percentage of contemporary people would themselves believe in. We already have the "vampire" for example and there's a mermaid skeleton among a few other little easter eggs.
>>521408975Who are the other two? Describe them for me
>>521414006Yes.
>>521413002i know a lot of people in this thread probably dislike red dead 2, but i really liked the little supernatural/magical/technological elements of that game and it never felt like they got in the way, so i'd be down for this. i think it's a hard balance to strike, but since we have so many quests in the game which are framed as 'search for this werewolf' or whatever and it's all mundane in the end, i'd love for a big twist
>>521414317Explain your answer
>>521414449No.
>>521414404you have your water goblin and demon knight the 5 pages quest stuff. Really only a "this random asshole thinks he's a vampire but is actually just a guy who's murdered a bunch of road travelers" would fit with the tone of the game. That said there is an aligator model for a le quirky reference so they don't hold hard to anything at the end of the day. A big wolf that you're supposed to shoot with a silver handgonne bullet but when that comedically fails you just hack to death like any other would be fitting.
>>521414006I posted screenshots of close ups from the sex scene and Luke liked my post so yes
A Vampire!Henry mod some anons here might be interested in tryinghttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1552
>>521415836Pizzle sucking is enough for me he doesn't need to suck blood too
>>521413783>murder tomcat and all they gyppos >learn masterstrike from Menhart after joining the fechter (he has a whole set of lines about it apparently) might eek a slight challenge out of things, especially if it's still a crapshoot on being bugged. Dry devil apparently is also a backup masterstrike trainer.
>>521414404I like RDR2 a lot the main story is just retarded and every story mission is exactly the same because it's a Rockstar game. The free roam stuff is incredible and the little weird/spooky moments are great. They're all pretty far off the beaten path too so it doesn't really affect immersion.>>521415592I forgot about the goblin. The demon knight is one of the best quests in the game. Also there's the ghost priest (I was actually really pissed when you encounter him later and it turns out he wasn't a ghost). >>521415836That's kind of neat.
>>521413002I'm hoping for a Red Dead Nightmare style DLC where the just go full horror fantasy
>>521418636feels like zenyeck or someone else should have tried to kill you at night after making the axe or finding the water goblins treasure. Bog standard "hey look actually it's a murderer hiding behind a myth" setup. It'd make it more memorable than just as a loose set of prop encounters for some guy in drowners clothes to try and kill you in cutscene after you wake up while he's pulling the adorned axe out of your infinite trunk.
Just saved capons from maloshev after finishing every single sidequests possibleHow much more of the story left?
>>521420785Plenty
>>521420785Have you kissed him yet?
>>521419481It nails the feeling of being in the middle of the woods at night better than any game I've ever played it's a shame more scary stuff doesn't happen to you.>>521419528I actually haven't finished it but yes that would be very on brand.
>>521420785You should kiss him.
>>521420785but did you get your future wife's book
>search for the jewish quarter's ost on youtube since it's a banger>click on a youtube short of henry doing nerd behaviour with samuel and hebrew>read the comments and it's just utterly full of retarded groypersI'll be honest, bros, I'm a heeb myself and most of the stuff here is so stupid as to loop around to being funny. Any jew haters in the thread, can you explain why these guys seriously think that goy means cattle, or is a slur? like i think any word can be used in a derogatory way through colloquialism or the like - if you just go up to a black person and say "hey, black", that's probably gonna offend someone but it doesn't mean black itself is a slur
>>521427603Dunno man, way too many Jews seem to be on the same anti-white wavelength so it shouldn't surprise you that some white people decide to start hating you in return
>>521431241That thing with the tunnels last year was rather sus too
>>521431513Oh yeah, reminds me of that guy on twitter saying he heard yiddish from beneath his ground floor apartment and he didn't have a basement and people were calling him anti-semitic and then when the news came out he was like "I think some of you owe me an apology." Gave me a giggle
>>521431241i am white, anon. i've got white parents - who were kicked out of rhodesia for being white - and i have straight blonde hair, a small nose, and blue eyes. i've unironically got a family who've been more victimized by non-whites than anyone else i know>>521432105unfortunately, that was just a fake tweet he made, which is a shame because objectively it would've been extremely funny - those heebs were haredi so no one likes them
Gonna play evil Henry for my hardcore playthrough. Should I let him get branded or not? Besides making only bad decisions story wise like Semine and Maleshov I plan on killing every npc who trash talks Hans so there will be plenty of branding opportunities.
>>521433494Get the perk that makes the brand permanent. Eat Mutt.
>>521433494Yes, rp as prison Henry
>>521433175Sorry to hear that man, my ma grew up in Rhodesia herself. Doesn't really change what I said though.
>>521418489I did a murder spree in the gypsy camp and most of them respawned about a week later except for Marika, her bf and her brother.
>>521433895I don't know if I can bring myself to do that since they fixed the bug that makes him respawn even if you eat him
>>521434205how? it's nigger shit to believe in collective ethnic responsibility for crimes, especially when a bunch of people in the comments are blaming us for the hansry romance (technically true considering vavra is jewish too)
>>521434614Didn't say it was logical, but a pretty common theme of collective hate is gonna get it right back. Seems silly to ignore it going in one direction while criticizing it going the opposite direction in response. Still, not the best place for this conversation ya know
>>521434614>jews gave us hansryMaybe you people aren't so bad
>>521435556I don't ignore it going one way - I think racism is wrong against anyone, and cited the fact that my family was literally more of a victim of anti-white racism than any american groyper in the comment section to punctuate the point, while I've never been a victim of actual anti-jewish sentiment (random people in youtube comment sections aren't actual cases of it, obviously)
>follow this guy out where no one will notice I kill him for his firstmap magdenburg breastplate >2 random fucking peasant bandits agro Henry as roadside encounter 20 steps outside of semiene >kill one >mercenary dismounts and proceeds to kick shit out of other guy >lets see how this plays out.jpg >scares him >proceeds to chase him hundreds of yards through forest until losing him through barn outside semiene keep, where the peasant bandit apparently wants to run to >funny >finally get tier3 dark magdenburg breastplate for collection pre main quest stolen in god knows where
>>521438757>Henry murdering innocents out of greedYuck.
Just about to start 1 again, I played it awhile back and got pretty far but my save was bricked by a nasty bug so I put it on the back burner. I can see there’s a hardcore mode now, is it enjoyable? For reference I never struggled at all with the combat and potion making for saves ect
>>521438757>no dark metal leg armor in whole game before kutenburg >turn 30 charisma mundane outfit into 30 charisma half plate >save villager from tier3 kastenbrust wearing heavy bandit >collect perfect F1 screenshot The more I play the more I strongly it's becomes clear the whole game should have taken place on one map, ideally kutenburg, with the city "locked" until the later act transition by sigusmund's ongoing siege. It'd do the same thing as two maps but have the opportunity for a smoother gear progression as more loose mercenaries turn bandit as you destabilize the one map for king and country. At least as at launch there is a new tier of enemy with midgame gear pretty regularly spawning as long as you don't progress the main story to the zika antics, but nothing in game keeps you there to see it or make all the gear below full tier3 noble plate used and useful. >>521439797Sigusmund doesn't want you to know this but the mercenaries in Otto's lands are free armor You can't even "steal" from cumans. Guards don't react to openly wearing equipment "stolen in God knows where" Henry shouts by the cross and cleans up bohemia, head trauma ghost mom doesn't understand like real Dad.
>>521440060As someone tragically born without a sense of direction, hardcore is hell for me
I feel a pang of sadness and nostalgia whenever i realize skalitz exists in real life and i feel like i knew about its towns history... and this is apparently prybislavitz, it has become a ruin, a ghost town. Henry somehow feels like a real historical figure even tho he wasnt and i feel like his legacy is lost
I like when random NPCs have american accents. Unironically it helps remind me (A brit) that this game isn't set in a fantasy world where everyone has british accents for some reason
>>521445339Unless you're going to go full on historical autism mode and have everyone speaking archaic Czech this is the best way to do it for historical stuff. I've become convinced. Chernobyl, Amadeus, and Death of Stalin are all like this and it's infinitely better than if they all just did some fake Russian/Austrian accents.
>>521445942Jobst has a fantastic burger voice, but I also like characters with thick euro accents like Otto and Kubyenka and Janosh
>>521444110He lives on in our (and Hans') hearts
>>521446338I also like the fact that some characters don't speak any, or very broken Czech like Menhard. Jobst VA is so fucking good. I wish he had been the second player character lol. Also I looked up his IMDB.>Marc is a Prague-based professional actor, voice-over artist, improviser and musician. A co-founder of Dad's Garage Theatre Co. in Atlanta, GA, and BLR's The Comedy Improv Show of Prague, CZ, Marc works extensively in film, television, commercials and video games as an actor and a voice-over artist. He also works as an improvisation instructor and coach. As an improviser, he's performed in roughly thousands of improv shows in a career spanning 25 years, so it's surprising that he still has to write his own bio. He also enjoys writing, but mainly about himself. - IMDb Mini Biography By: Marc Cram>so it's surprising that he still has to write his own bioFucking lol
>>521446338I like the variety myself, to be sure. I like Kreyzel's voice, you can hear him semi regularly but this burger talking about kabbalah and gunpowder was pretty great, loved his philosemitic stuff>>521446992>I wish he had been the second player character lolGod that would've been good. A character who was the complete opposite of Henry in practical terms would've been interesting. I don't hate Godwin - he was great in the nebakov siege - but in practical terms his character isn't different enough to Henry for time spent playing as him to be very distinct. Jobst would've been so good for political schmoozing, or a scene in prague
>>521447304Yeah seeing the scheming and plotting going on behind the scenes of what you're doing would provide an interesting level of context. Godwin does some of that but outside of arranging Hans' marriage none of it is really all that relevant. I like the character too. As you said, Godwin is a drunk and a womanizer but as far as his general disposition he's a lot like Henry. Maybe more than any other character. It would have been nice to see a guy like Jobst who is everything Henry isn't but still interesting in his own way. For the same reasons I think Lichtenstein would have also made a really interesting player character.
>>521444110On the bright side, Silver Skalitz is doing great. Nowadays it’s flourishing little town in the Prague metro area and a popular recreation spot.
>>521445942Early 15th century Czech actually wasn’t that different from today’s. Any Czech can read late medieval texts and understand all of it. Just compare:Early 15th century >A když den svatý přišel, shromáždili se všickni bratřie v domě Páně, srdce majíce jednomyslná, modlitby činiece a žalmy zpievajíce, prosiece milost Ducha svatého, aby jim rozsvítil mysl k porozumění písem svatých.Modern Czech>A když nadešel svatý den, všichni bratři se shromáždili v Božím domě, s jednotným srdcem se modlili a zpívali žalmy, prosili o milost Ducha svatého, aby jim osvítil mysl k pochopení svatých písem.The main difference is the word order, but since Czech has a free word order structure (unlike English, for example), you can still speak like this and it will be correct, albeit a bit old-fashioned.
>>521449831That's really interesting. My understanding of why English has changed so much in comparison is the strength of the influence of French on English especially during the early middle ages.
>>521409545Henry looks so cute blushing and you faggots need to start posting the source for any art posted here.
>>521431241>jews>'anti-white'god the american discourse on race is insufferable
>>521226761>play the game as a cutthroat psychopath >get to the part where you attack Malekov and get Von Bergow as ransom>cutscene plays of Henry moralfagging over dry devil killing an innocent and wanting to torch the village You… are…….. le Henry!!!
>>521446992>that youtube video where they put VA actors next to their in-game character and the clip they picked for Jobst is him advertising his puppetry class where he'll teach you how to 'manipulate puppets'https://youtu.be/b3EYqRE1dvY?si=RpWlZckwfg_rApIp&start=292
If they werent total cucks there could have been a crazy mission about Jewish ritual murder and blood magic and uncovering a conspiracy among the Jewish quarter
>>521451386I just played that last night and I don't see what your issue is, you get to pick the dialogue option how to respondHenry gets reminded of the raid on Skalitz, naturally, but then Dry Devil is like>this is war mate, gotta do what you gotta doand you get the choice to continue pushing back against him, or just going>oh ye, right, let's get burning i guessWhich is what I didDry Devil even orders to let unarmed peasants go unharmed then
>>521451620That's really cool honestly. The dude just loves performing in any medium.
>>521450570Yeah, pre-Norman Old English is essentially a fully Germanic language, and post-Norman it becomes this mutt of Germanic-Romance that we have todayThat's 10th-11th century events however, the English by KCD time isn't that different - except for spelling changes, you can read Chaucer's work untranslated Go read Miller's Tale for medieval kino that feels like a KCD side quest
>>521452554>you can read Chaucer's work untranslatedI'll have to check that out. I know it's almost 200 years later but I never had a problem with Shakespeare in school outside of stuff that was entire idiomatic to the time period. Wasn't spoken English still pretty Frenchy during the 15th century? I remember hearing something about pronouncing vowels like the French do during that period but I could be misremembering it for the early middle ages.
>>521452128I think the point being made is that the game fails in dialogue/cutscene structure to account for player action. They could use the civilians killed/murder stat to trigger alt dialogue. They could have had a quicktime response to say being seen by that huntsman where you have "wait no, don't kill that guy" or "shoot that fucker" as a snap decision. Instead Henry on a less than moral playthrough has a temporary lapse of moralfagging before slapping his head and remembering he's killed like 50 people just to get tier3 pants. And you're berated for it outside of your control. Scene only plays with a tonal through thread if you duel dry devil and save the village, but that still is dumb because you don't object to the openly discussed actively being carried out plan to burn the village in the first place. The writers could have had every scene like this present stuff happening in a cutscene then follow it with a choice tree that decides how Henry reacts. It's a pretty simple linear structure to pull off in dialogue design and could have tied into the tracked variables of your quest actions, characters commenting on how you 180 from murder to being a good christian and etc. or witnessing your hardening heart grow harder.
>>521453882I think you’re misunderstanding what KCD really is. At its core it’s a linear story-focused game with fixed characters and a very clear moral compass. The gameplay diversions are mostly there just for fun and to provide some variety, but canon Henry is always more or less the same person with some minor what-ifs.
>>521452927>Wasn't spoken English still pretty Frenchy during the 15th century? I remember hearing something about pronouncing vowels like the French do during that period but I could be misremembering it for the early middle ages.I wouldn't know, not a linguist myself, just know some stuff I picked up from my dad
>>521455060>convenient fixed protagonist Yet they managed in the first game just fine. You could beat people, lie, cource kill them and be a pretty big piece of shit if you wanted to be mean and suffer region relationship penalties in quests like finding ginger. The main quest setpieces against certified badguys was linear and had no "choice" but the quests to get to those points had the ability to play a pretty bad guy in story alongside all the killing you probably got up to. Linearity of plot structure doesn't mean railroading, little changes to the framing of the same events accomplish the same story beat while preserving the illusion of choice/player agency. Hell you can't even do a no kill run this time because you absolutely have to kill the "murderers" in jewtown, much less the opposite of just fucking ignoring Samuel like ending Pestilence in the first game with a "lolno good luck with that"
Serious question did anyone actually feel bad when the Frog bit the Adder? He might be the biggest piece of shit in the entire game who isn't an outright "bad guy". I felt bad for Janosh because he's a bro but Adder more often than not is outright hostile towards you and is a complete fuck up who barely gives a shit about whatever the band is doing. I don't mind him not liking Henry. It'd be boring if every single character was constantly sucking Henry's dick but it just felt like such a weird choice to make him the tear jerker moment victim when there are characters like Kubyenka or even Sam that you have actual bonding moments with and treat who treat you well.
>>521457147>with and treat who treat you well.am drinking pls forgive
>mfw I let him swing and the Italian Court questline is now infinitely easier>What a view!
>>521452927Henry IV (early 15th century) was the first English king since the Norman conquest who grew up speaking English, so yeah, the upper classes were still very Frenchy at the time.
>>521450757https://x.com/XSCR1205/status/1910192493481607625
>>521457147I don't like useless retards and Adder was a useless retard who just 20 minutes prior to his death went to risk the entire mission to fuck a maid, so good riddance
>That same night, Absolon comes to the house and begs Alisoun to kiss him. At first she refuses, but Absolon persists, so she offers him one quick kiss. Instead of presenting her lips to Absolon, though, she sticks her backside out the bedroom's "shot-window" (privy vent), and Absolon kisses her "ers" (arse) in the dark. Angry at being fooled, Absolon gets a red-hot coulter from the blacksmith, with which he intends to burn Alisoun in revenge. He returns with it to the window and knocks again, promising Alisoun a gold ring in exchange for a kiss. This time, Nicholas, having gotten up anyway to relieve himself, sticks his buttocks out to get in on the joke and farts thunderously in Absolon's face. Absolon thrusts the coulter "amidst the ers" of Nicholas who cries out for "Water!" to assuage the pain.
>>521457147Adder was a selfish asshole towards pretty much everyone and got multiple innocent people killed, so I didn’t give a damn when he finally kicked the bucket. I did feel bad for Janosh, though.
>>521458929Does he have a single endearing quality beyond 5 seconds of cool fight choreography with Janosh and being comic relief (shitting on Henry because he knows he doesn't understand his language mind you)?
>>521459913His dialogue and the “I don’t give a fuck“ attitude is funny, I guess. He’s a clever Polish stereotype. But as a person, not really.
>>521459874>>521460195Yeah that's what I'm saying I found him funny as a character and he filled his role but it's so bizarre to me that they tried to frame his death as one of the biggest dramatic, "emotional" scenes in the game.
>>521465284Sauce?
>>521466236The forgotten art of reverse image search.
The only reason they take your weapons in this scene is because they know you'd kill everyone in this room if given the chance right?
>>521468372Come on dont be like that everyone shared the sauce and its just a common courtesy to credit the artist
>>521470945The source is that I have no idea, because I saved it like two weeks ago.
>>521469337Not like they couldn't just give you a game over screen when you start killing
>>521469337More like basic logic. No sane person would let armed waiters serve the king.
>>521471584>>521471876I know I was just shit posting.
Listening to Luke mukbang ASMR rn
>KCD official account is openly reposting #hansry tagged fanart >not a single picture of Katherine, Rosa or Theresa in two monthsIt’s joever for straightfags. Vavra finally got his tragic BL he always wanted and he’s all in now.
WAOWWWhttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1720
>>521473736
>>521473673It's not tragic, not yet
>>521473736who's asking for more swords>>521473890and why do they have such faggy ass names
>>521473736>no unique assetswell there goes my interest
>>521409364Ignore him. We love women here
>>521473673to be fair no one draws fanart of the girls besides fujos anyway
>>521483373Enough milk to feed an army of Cumans to conquer the Eternal Blue Sky. Tengri truly has blessed us
Why the fuck can you only do master strikes with swords
>>521485498Brother raise the brightness before showing it
Lukebros nobody told me he was streaming??? Did he finally have sex with himself?
>>521487140No :/ at least not on streamDunno what he does in his free time
>>521487140He hasn't even rescued Hans yet, he got to the find Goatskin quest before he stopped
>>521485280Because Captain Bernard (the greatest teacher in all Bohemia) wasn't available to learn from after you got all your skills set back to 0.
Is hans that skinny or did he just refuse to wear as many layers so his waist stay grabbable?
>>521485280I never used master strikes in the first game I didn't even know about them lmao.
How do we feel about Lady Stephanie being the only canon romance?
>>521483373Why do men like comically large stuff...not just straight men but gay men too with bulging muscles and artificially made finger thick nipples
>>521489118I will support it but it has no future... theresa to ensure 10 children
>>521489118Not in my playthrough, she is a whore she probably just fucked some random peasant after my Henry rejected her.
>>521489125Why do like serial killers and twinks? The answer is that some people just have a screw loose.
>>521488597Slutty waist
>>521489125more to love
>>521489118Not canon until Henry himself confirms it
Jesus please give Hansry dance scene in DLC or KCD3
Stephanie taught Henry how to court and please a noble lady.She would be proud to know that Henry managed to charm Rosa.I have no doubt that Stephanie would help facilitate the marriage.
>>521491034I thought I was the only one fantasizing about Henry taking Hans somewhere private during a wedding or festival and dancing with him
>>521492236Doesn't Hans spend the entire wedding telling Henry to fuck off while he flirts with the upper class prostitute?
>>521492404I thought Hans was the upper class prostitute?
>>521492514He'd probably get furious and demand your execution for such an insult.
>>521491602Lady stephanie will advocate for gay marriage if she finds out henry fucks hans... our noble magnet...
>>521492404if you do the blacksmith route he's actually quite nice when you find him with Ennelyn
>>521492951He would fail.>How dare you, peasant, if my page Henry was here--ACK!
>>521498674hans is rapebait for cumans and bandits without henry around
Database entry for Henry
>>521500520Database entry for Hans
>>521492951It's not an insult. Did he not offer his body to that noblewoman for a wedding invite?
>>521500738luke is such a fox jesus christ
>>521500738young luke dale makes me think unpure thoughts
>>521501015>>521501045He looks way hotter now what are you guys on?
>>521501628I need this 30 year old man
>>521501628twink Luke is so fucking horny, his nipples perpetually rock hard and made to be sucked. He looks like he's belongs on Sean Codyhttps://youtu.be/uaKuDBuqUlM?t=611
>>521503142>that sweat mark SEXO
>>521503142good lord his tits
>>521500738>mortality: ImmortalI know what it means, but it’s still funny seeing it next to Henry’s “mortal”.
>>521505630Bet anyone who said KCD3 will have Henry grieving a dead Hans feels pretty stupid right now
>get the message that Erik wants to duel Henry>Kubyenka, Zizka, Janosh: “Hmm, better not, could be a trap”>Hans: “What the fuck, don’t go, to hell with noble honor”>Godwin: “Why are you still here? Get going!”The hell is Godwin’s problem? Why does he want Henry to fight Erik so much?
>>521503142its honestly a tragedy that the gay porn industry couldn't save Luke before Warhorse got its sick fucking claws on himhttps://files.catbox.moe/wl4vme.webm
>>521500738What database is this????
>>521506436Im sick of this gif pls stop its just painful I would never be able to see him actually bouncing on it just the illusion of it
>>521506697Character database for the game
Hans deploying every excuse to Botchek about why he can’t leave with the lords only to finally declare that he can’t get married until he and Henry personally go to Vienna and free the king is comedy gold.
>>521506238homophobe with perfect gaydar. he doesn't even care which one wins the duel, at least theres one less of em, simple as
>>521508004He does he look at him like that
>>521507943Aw hes larping to be a good lord hes so cutehenrys impact
>>521507167the pic they chose to use for henry lmao
>>521499365Stop i can only get so erect
>>521508116Hes admiring his kindness, resilience, and dedication in handling him
>>521508127Well, he also rejects Botchek’s reasonable argument about how he really needs heirs ASAP if he plans to raid Vienna with “nah, Henry and I will be fine”, which isn’t very responsible for a lord.
>>521508116A) This is from the first meeting with von Bergow. Hans will smirk at Henry if you choose to humiliate the chamberlain and tell von Bergow about all the shit he did to you and Hans. Hans also nods in approval afterwards.B). Hans is thinking about how he's going to ride Henry and drain his balls dry later that evening.
>>521509747It's obviously b.
https://files.catbox.moe/vsx3rj.jpg
>>521508737
>>521510080gross
>>521509747According to the devs, b) is literally correct.>I've been meaning to tell you>I've got this feeling that won't subside>I look at you and I fantasize>You're mine tonight
>>521510127Its actually cuter when its henry... hans unknowingly seducing him and making his libido skyrocket KINO
>>521509445I thought it was funny siskin is actually a curious kid eager to learn and hes also woke i didnt snitch on him and only took enough groschen from his stash to buy a lockpick
>>521510080Str8bros why is it usually katherine that gets this treatmentIs this linked to adult woman fetish
>>521510080Too big
What's this facial expression meant to convey?
>>521512649That she is going to hell for her sin of infidelity.
>>521483373>disgusting generic fantasy knights in the backgroundawful. slop
>>521503142>He looks like he's belongs on Sean CodyNot with that face plus he's British. He belongs on something Euro like williamhiggins or czechhunter
>>521451386well yes, henry is pretty well defined, playing him as a psychopath has been out of character since the first game
>>521510080I’m a bifag and more into women, but I don’t understand this. She doesn’t even look human.
>>521509445>and dedication in handling himI thought it was Hans who handled cock, does Henry handle Hans' too?
Would Hans get hard in the presence of stinky Henry?
>>521511205Hans unknowingly seducing Henry is canon
>>521513785His nipples and cock get rock hard at the slightest whiff of Henry and you know his tip is leaking too
>>521513706Hans handles henrys cockHenry manhandles him
>>521513785Yes he would bitch and complain but they both know he gets off on being dominated by stinky smelly peasant blacksmith cock
>>521513785Hes leaking like a faucet, smelly stinky mustys henrys pube deep in his olfactory sense
mutt is kinda useless
It'd be funny if there was a Heaven and the real life Hans Capon was up there and some other angel was like>Hey Hans, check it out, you're world famous now>What!? Let me see!>...>WHAT THE FUCK
>>521515179Heaven?
>>521515345He might have been a good boy
>>521515179real life Hans got blackmailed into siding with Sigismund and only had one child despite being married for as long as he was, maybe Vavra is onto something
>>521515179>>521515808Huh interesting... never thought of it that way does that mean hans being gay is canon now after tasting henrys cock he got the icks toward women
>>521516565Not much is known about Jitka irl so it could've been they didn't like each other, she had fertility problems, or irl Hans was indeed addicted to irl Henry cock
>>521516565I’d figured Hans would be bi, but considering how little he cared about any of his female romances and how madly he fell for Henry, I guess he could be one of those dudes who go full gay after finally trying it with a guy. Vavra did say he has friends who were married and everything, but then fell in love with a man when they were older, so maybe that’s what he’s going for here.
>>521517158A moment of silence for women who sacrificed their marriages with their closeted husbands to give us Hansry
>>521518509My sister fake dated a gay guy for 3 years to help hide his real relationship from his family
>>521519327Did they have fun at least?Did she convince him to fuck her or they will find out he's gay?
>>521519594Kek I don't think they ever had sex, she just went to family dinners and stuff, they're still friends
>>521513785Depends what he stinks of
>>521515179It would be even funnier if it turned out there really was a blacksmith turned knight that he was in love with
>>521521137>600 year old secret got blasted by vavra and fujos
>>521517158Or comphet.. its a real phenomenon
>>521520798You seem like an expert... share to the class
>>521522002Well if he stinks of hard work that's one thing. If he stinks like he's been digging through shit or carrying corpses around that's another story
>>521522639Its a good stink.. i just thought you have like idk secret omegaverse knowledge
>>521523028what does omega hans smell like?
>>521512384>adult woman fetishDisgusting
>>521515179He should be grateful people actually like him now. Before KCD he was only known as a literally who noble who somehow spawned the so-called “King of Eastern Bohemia”.
>>521524672Sour milk and pennies
>>521451157>ameritards playing kcd and wondering why the czechs are racist against hungarians, germans, and cumans when they're "all white"
>>521525889His son was trained by Henry, it's no wonder he was successful
>>521456138You had to kill Runt in a mission which was notorious for completely denying the freedom of choice of the player, and Henry does many things without the players input, such as lashing out at Hans in the first game so no matter what you do you'll be sent on a hunting trip, which completely contradicted the way I played henry up until that point
>get master menhart's longsword>it's tier 2what the fuck man
>>521525272Hans literally creamed himself the moment their lips touched
>>521528609>inb4 it's him>inb4 Henry is Henry
>>521532757>level 30 speech Henry convinces everyone he's a baby so Hans doesn't have to impregnate his wife
>>521532757>completing the erik parallels by having him be adopted by his gay lover
>>521513356nah, luke's face is absolute sex. he's such a little power bottom drives me crazy
>>521533073like how the fandom has made Jitka into either a cuckqueen schlicking on a sofa next to the hansry marital bed, or the dumbest most obvious woman ever
>>521534186>Jitka inventing fujoshism in 1403Based or cringe?
>>521533483I think I know why Vavra hired this guy, Luke was literally designed for paizurihttps://x.com/ulrichroland_ns/status/1910386437104587123
>>521524672>capon meaning -> castrated male chickenhmmm maybe hans smells like fried chicken
>>521533209Hire fans, Warhorse
>>521534779>Jitka
>>521534779Making the woman fujoshing out is always cringe
>>521538374Why? A little gooning never hurt anyone
>>521533483>don't care about actors or streamers all my life because it's parasocial and cringe>play kcd2>can't watch Luke streams without thinking teenage girl crush thoughts even when he's too helpless to play 99.9% of the game without chat hand holding him through basic quests
I think I understand why Hans doesn't want to get married
>>521544910Not the same Jitka, the one he's marrying is in the codex
>>521544910She'll be the one knocking hans up i fear
>>521538758You goon, jitka and theresa are physically unable to goon so its cringe
>>521545691Gooning isn't sex exclusive
>>521545898Im just saying making the supposedly romance interest of whichever in the ship a fujoshi is cringe just as cringe as making them in a polyshipIt wasnt me who brought up gooning
>>521533483He needs to fucking put those suckable pink nips and his tight hole to use before it's too late. I was hoping his streaming jig would have ended by now and he'd have to go into OF to make ends meet.
>>521529652Runt dying in cutscene from henry induced head trauma is one thing (and it doesn't count for the achievement or in stats because of it) but forward game progress being hard walled by actively killing 10+ guys is quite another. And it's indicative of the lack of player anything in big or small quests depending on the writers personal level of competence. For every zimburg brothers-freifecheter-translvanian robber knight mega sidequest there are a dozen locked down bullshit quests like the fucking gypsies, the most glaring time you're not allowed to lie to progress retarded quests.
>>521531961just console it in to not suck. Small chance you can reload skim but I wouldn't be surprised if it's fixed at tier 2. weapon rewards that are spawned into the game by a quest sometimes change their rarity but I haven't personally messed around with uniques.
Kinkdom Cum Deliverance 3 will contain 'Cuddling Spots' where you can cuddle (and have sex) with your romantic partner (Hans) under the stars. Doing so will replenish your health and energy.
>gays are just liek u and me>uh acktually grooming doesn't exist sweetie >the gays: >>521550282
>>521531961>>521551567There is a nice mod that allows you to forge all the uniques.>https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/802
>>521551971>grooming a 30 year man with more money and fame than anyone herei wish
>>521551857holy basedcinemakino
>>521550282Luke's OnlyHans when. He needs to upload his hole.
>>521552592he's so kissable bros it's so unfair
>>521554035>He needs to upload his holeand ass and taint and balls and cock
Anyone playing Half Sword? I suck so bad but it's really fun. My favorite moment so far was when I was guarding with a halberd but getting beaten backwards by a guy with a mace, I took a bad step back and because the physics are that good my fucking knee gave out and my leg bent completely forward and I went down as I got beaten to death.
>>521559341I tried playing it but the music made me want to play kcd instead
Is all you guys do here is post and jack off to gay pictures?
>>521559341they've stopped acting like it's a VR game, but it's definitely a VR game. If I knew anyone with a VR headset I'd be mooching off them to play halfsword. The wiggle combat without motion controls is fun to watch streamers rage at but is less fun to actually play. Being able to actually fight the AI that does hema moves with hema autism in VR though would be very neat. and speaking of jank combat, the 3rd person mods play fine enough with kcd's directional combat. movement is jank because left/right rotate has to be bound to different keys but I've found secondary mouse buttons work well for that. The lockon combat actually plays fine because you auto rotate to face the opponent. the mouse weapon position controls are a bit strained but is surprisingly ok to play. You get pretty good reactivity and a better feel than in first person that a blow will be blocked or connect from being able to see your own weapon animations. Henry also has full auto voicecap so all the horse spurring and combat yells aren't coming out of a blank mannequin like say cyberpunk. It really should be in the game since it was a kickstarter soft stretch goal in the first. It isn't a technical problem or animation problem, probably just a control scheme problem they didn't want to deal with.
>>521560361Hearing any medieval kind of music now just makes me wanna load up KCD2 again
>>521552043
>>521229447Why does the game even have that option in the first place? Daniel Vavra was a staunch supporter of anti-niggerdom in Bohemia and anti-faggotry, what changed?
>>521564815He's a jew and a troll
>>521564815where was he anti-faggotry
>>521564815>"add more queers and kangz" - deep silver >ok master >makes out of place black knight tier parody character and buries it in act3 >makes gay shit about grooming and the anti gay gays are made stance pt2, gays sneed about it to this day >last thing mainsteam games journalism does before the great firing is give your game 11/10 unplayed >don't "moderate" forums>Rosa is in all your PR art and official romance postergirl
goodnight gays and gals
>>521571691Koreabros and koreaboos translate this
>>521569315The only part of this that's true is that Musa is out of place lol
>>521572208
>>521572634>jiggle physics for Rosa's tits>no jiggle physics for Hans' packageCheckmate Hansries.
>>521572882>full custom bodies for Rosa and Katherine >several variant henry textures >hans gets a blur filter lol
>kcd1>monastery quest>liberal vs conservastive monastery politics where the liberal one is open to "saracen"s teaching, avicenna to cure their dying abbot>has the option to defend a gay monk where you can say it's not your fault and say its interesting that hes a sodomite>said gay monk is portfayed as a mere victim of monastery discrimination for being naively good, is the most righteous one of the novices >said gay monk reveals the most damning clue about henrys target that ends up solving the quest>all of this happen in late gameThe signs were all there vavra was never on chuddies side to begin with, he just had to defend himself against ridiculous accusation "why no blacks in 1403 bohemia!! Is you racist!!" and any reasoning would be seen as racist anyway because woke journalists are deep inside their own ass. Hes pretty reasonable
>>521574895>picjust a few months later Hans emptied Henry's ball. it's like pottery.
>>521575432*ballsSorry, gooning too hard here
>>521574895I've always found it hard to believe a "woke" dude would make the big bad of his series gay (and likely a groomer) lol
>>521575432>gay monk looks busted but is also blond>"what if sir hans is also a sodomite?">absolute cinema
>>521576410>cue woke xitter users being absolutely in love with said evil gayCuz he aint america woke hes just a reasonable old school liberal tho thinks "making gay dude evil is violence against lgbt people" is stupid
>>521574895Eh, Vavra just seems like a right-leaning centrist to me and has things he agrees and disagrees with on both sides. Which basically means he's isn't retarded and insane.
>>521576410It's called true love
>>521576863>>521576987He understands the concept of nuance. That's why these games' stories are so much better than 99% of AAA slop. Biggest problem with American discourse in general is turning every conversation into a binary argument. (I say this as an American)
>>521577163>hey now it's what happened to methat's why you were all real quiet about it when you got your "accurate gay representation" in Toth back during KCD1
>>521572002Henry is letting Hans nap on him but they're trying to keep their relationship a secret, Zizka and the others already know but don't want to say anything, they are not going downstairs so they don't disturb Hans and Henry
>fight near Zizka during the attack on Suchdol >he’s shouting ”Haha, fuck you!” when slaughtering the enemies Based Czech berserker.
>>521583489>zizka not getting hit in the head and going skyrim ragdoll implessive Like with the last game we needed a built in band of bastards style group encounter/raid mechanic around the devils. Bernard versus his cousin scale, like picking a campsite out of a hat and spawning like 7 guys there for your gang to roll up on and kill for king and country.
>>521583489When you think about it Zizka spends the entire game shit faced and/or pissed off every second he isn't butchering Sigismund supporters.
>>521583873>>521583943in my game Zizka would instantly get knocked out every fight
>>521585642thats how you can get several copies of his unique mace >tier 2, thanks vavra there is a hidden base armor stat but they apparently never thought to give the moviegame characters 300 defense heads to not instantly get fucked in all the story battles.
>signature look of superiority
Finished the game yesterdayI think I got the 'average' ending? Based on what I've been reading regarding some of the stuff that might happen in the ending cutscene. My parents criticized me for some of the stuff I did but were like>you're still a good person henry, you did more good where it mattersand had a friendly farewell because apparently I grew up and won't need them anymoreApparently they can straight up call you a psycho murderhobo and just like Istvan kekRadzig was completely happy with me and said that it was heckin based how I killed Istvan, Markvart and Vauquelin(didn't bother killing Erik, because why would I, at that point of the story, ride out to fight some butthurt retard hobo), but strangely enough Henry refused to take his sword - I thought you're guaranteed get it at the end? Does that only happen if you say you want to continue adventure/war? I answered that I wanted to settle down as a rich burgher and marry Rosa when that question came up.Overall I'm satisfied with the ending, feels in line with what I have in mind for my Henry roleplay-wise and I don't feel compelled to replay for 'optimal goodboy' decisions and endingThe post-credit Sigismund scene was a funny one, strange that they didn't also report 'and uhh all 3 of your army captains are dead and your gunpowder storage exploded' for extra seethingAlso accidentally fucked Katherine on the battlements, but Rosa doesn't have to know. Throughout the game I thought Katherine is this young big tiddy spy wench, but turns out she's like 40 y.o.? Yikes, but good enough for a quickie before a suicide mission
>>521591578(SPOILERS) You don't get to kill Erik anyway. He gets plot armored right as you beat him. It's a pretty cool couple of scenes though. And yes, if you choose any of the "settle down" options Henry turns the sword down. I also liked the ending overall. If we get KCD3 I hope we get the same actor for Sigismund. He's fantastic. (And bring back the messenger guy too)
>>521508004kek>>521506238that whole part feels so strange to me>you just pulled off a dangerous and deadly heist>finally in safety with your friends to enjoy rest and piles of silver>your main antagonist is coping and seething so much that he just gave up and left>hey the minor henchman enemy and a literal nobody is crying and demands you to ride out into bumfuck nowhere to give him a duel right nowhow is henry in any way expected to go do thatwould at least make sense if eric, gone mad butthurt from the death of his homo daddy, arrives himself to the gates of suchdol and starts provoking henry to come out and duel
>>521592081>You don't get to kill Erik anyway. He gets plot armored right as you beat himThat's terrible, glad I didn't pick that optionAs I've said here, >>521592270 I can't imagine for what reason Henry would go ride all the way to the camp to fight Eric instead of enjoying wine and sausage after the Italian jobAnd you don't even get the satisfaction of killing him if you're roleplaying as a revenge-mad killer? At least getting to Markvart rewards you with a kino scene and dialogue, I even gave him an honourable stabbing
>>521592270>arrives himself to the gates of suchdol and starts provoking henry to come out and duelThis kind of already happened though. When he confronts Henry and the gang at the Italian Court it's clearly pretty personal between them. You have to account for how powerful the concept of chivalry would be to Henry also. That combined with the fact that Henry might assume (ghost dad hints at this also) that Erik is going to find him sooner or later wanting revenge, and it'd be better to deal with him now.
>>521592270>make sense if eric, gone mad butthurt from the death of his homo daddy, arrives himself to the gates of suchdol and starts provoking henry to come out and duelDry devil would just shoot his homo ass.
>>521592631>Dry devil would just shoot his homo ass.Fuck that actually would have been hysterical. Erik and Henry trading barbs setting up an epic final duel only for Hynek, who wasn't even in the scene up to that point, to just shoot him dead on the spot and crack a vaguely homophobic one liner. Perfectly on brand for the game's sense of humor.
>>521528407yeah, exactly
>>521512649Hunger for stiff young penis
>>521592815>when he shoots markvart later everyone gets mad 'who let this guy onto the wall with a crossbow again'
>>521593578>Zizka doesn't even have to look. He already knows it's Hynek and immediately starts screaming at him.
>>521592815>just shoot him dead on the spot and crack a vaguely homophobic one liner>"Wow Devil, how did you know that Erik was a sodomite?!">"...He was a sodomite?"
>>521594005KEK
>>521539246Embrace it and enjoy it while it lasts. And hey, Luke made that mini documentary about AI in video games so his yourube channel might remain interesting even after KCD
>>521573173Hans has a unique body and textures too, the blue filter is supposed to be romantic
>>521592527>>521592270As both Henry and Hans say, it’s a matter of personal honor. Henry killed his father figure (as far as everyone thinks) or lover (as Henry knows), so as a knight Erik gets to demand satisfaction. Hans explains it pretty clearly if you ask him what he would do in Henry’s place.>I would have to go. Hanush would approve. What has a nobleman but his word and his honor? But it’s not worth it, Henry. With a bit of luck, someone else will deal with him soon. And you’re not let yourself get killed now that’s everything’s been settled! Look, I’d rather you forget about it and just stay here.Zizka, being more a merc than a noble thinks it’s dumb, but he also notes “if you think he will become a problem for you later, now is your best chance to kill him you’ll get”. And as >>521592532 said, Henry’s subconscious (dream Istvan and ghost dad) keeps telling him that he will have to pay for Erik’s personal loss with his own eventually.TL;DR: From Henry’s unique perspective, Erik needs to die as fast as possible. The real question is why Godwin apparently thinks so too.
>>521593972He’s secretly happy about it. If you talk to him he says Hynek gave them a tactical advantage by forcing the Praguers to attack immediately instead of making proper preparations.
>>521598898He also knows Pisek would much rather negotiate and surrender (I suspect he may have helped Von Bergow escape to that end) so removing that option by shooting Von Aulitz makes everything a lot more simple and cements his role as leader of the siege defense given his experience.
Henry is basically a non retarded Forrest Gump. Warhorse have really hit on a repeatable formula here. Insert some loveable everyman into a given time period and have him shape the course of history behind the scenes while he manages to meet a bunch of influential historical figures.
>>521600676>Henry>non retardedlol, lmao
>>521600815>learns to read and write (including a decent amount of Latin), becomes competent at healing and alchemy, and becomes a master swordsman within a few months at the age of like 20>retarded
>>521601140He is still autistic
None of the fanarts capture the spirit of the games... many just feels so tumblry
>>521600676>the -1st century Roman Horatius>the 8th century Frankish Heimerich>the 10th century Norse Henrik>the 11th century Anglo Harry>the 15th century Castilian Enrique>the 18th century French Henri>the 19th century British Henry
>>521602025>the 23rd century space cadet Hank
>>521602151Starts out as a simple Tranaxian crystal miner whose life goes to shit after Zmirken space pirates raid his family's asteroid outpost
>>521601338So is his future wife. It's a perfect match.>>521602025>>521602151All stellar ideas. I would truly love to see their treatment of different regions and time periods. This is what Assassin's Creed should have leaned in to instead of the incredibly gay and lame sci fi shit it devolved to be. The best aspect of those games has always been the recreation and ability to explore historical locations.
>>521601338But he aint retarded
Fun unofficial KCD2 stats from an analytics company. >KCD2 players tend to be storyfags rather than Skyrim open worlders >the five biggest markets are US, China, Germany, Czechia, and Britain>huge hit in Czechia>3+ million people have it wishlisted on Steam alone, anticipated to have a very long tail in sales like TW3 and Elden Ring>has already made more than double its budget from Steam revenue alone
>>521602563I think AC1 had a perfect balance between being a history simulator and sci-fi; it only got retarded later once actual ancient aliens show up and Desmond dies for no real reason.
>>521602563>ywn have rosa autistically bully you for not knowing the latest literature trends in italy and you autistically bully her for not knowing the optimal forge temperature for frankfurt steel
>>521602962>the first game is only #4 grim
>>521603121The moment you round that corner and get a view of 10th century Jerusalem in the first game is one of my favorite gaming experiences to this day. I geeked out so hard at all the recognizable landmarks.
>>521603405REEEEE
>>521601839we love tumblry hansry here
>>521603695Same, anon. The atmosphere and the sheer scale of the cities was incredible for 2007. Still one of my favourite gaming memories.https://youtu.be/ZU_w0TxKe0I?si=cuAk7ZKZ5NgFBwBl
>>521603523The first game is eurojank and TW3 and C0277 are all-time greats. It was inevitable.
>>521604795*C2077 obviously
>>521602962Those are exactly the 6 games I play lul, as well as civ 6 + genshin
>>521604795Poland and Czechia should kiss and make more games together. Too bad TW4 is Ciri centric and won't have gay sex
>>521604795Novigrad and Toussaint are still my favorite cities in gaming hopefully the sequel can do it even better
>>521606012Ciri is canonically bisexual, so there should be lesbian sex at least.
>>521602846Autism is a type of retardation
>>521605772>we have gachafags amongst usback to your honkai containment gens
>>521602962However the hansry shippers side esp on xitter is full of dragon age fags
>>521604446Me too but it gets tirimg bc the tone is so twee and wholesome chungus
>>521606012>branded henryI came>>521610705I didnt know bathhouses now hired male wenches and that hans is chanelling lukes future job
>>521610328thats even worse, at least with straight sex you get male bubble butt kino and the w*mans body is hopefully completing obfuscated by a hulking man
>>521611159Eh, I’ve seen all sorts. BG3 fans, Jayvik fans, classic DAfags, and Cyberpunk fans are probably the most common.
>>521611824>jayvikhey thats mefleeing bc i cant stand fanon viktor
>>521457147I played through this part yesterday and as I see, the point wasn’t to make you feel sorry for him specifically, but to contemplate how miserable the characters’ existence really is. Warring, whoring and boozing seems fun while you’re winning, but then you get a dagger to the guts, your last thoughts are guilt and regret, and then you die like a mangy dog, alone and soon forgotten by most of your friends because for them, losing their brothers in arms is a common occurrence.
>>521576410the big bad is sigismund, henry seeks revenge against toth, runt, and markvart, and only toth out of those is gay>>521577436exactly. the idea that depicting a gay person as a villain is an 'anti-woke' action is retarded, the average person just understands that people can be evil or good no matter who they fuck, and it's wrong for wokies to demand all gays be good beacons of kindness and chuddies to demand all gays be evil groomers
>>521614405Sigismund is treated as more of a force of nature, an unchangeable circumstance; when Henry meets him face-to-face he doesn't even feel hate, but awe/fearThe biggest personal antagonist is Markvart >>521614370Yeah, I see that tooIt breaks the >wacky medieval adventure-heist with the bros atmosphere of the rest of the mission and brings you back to the grim reality of being a bunch of mercenaries stabbing other mercenaries over silver
>>521583873that would've been kino. i know it's probably out of the scope of the series but imagine a STALKER style faction system where you can attack enemy forts, camps, and castles as a group, seizing stuff from praugers and cumans and getting more influence on the map
>>521615458And maybe you could even climb on top of church towers to uncover sections of the map
>>521577861was it ever stated toth groomed erik in kcd1? i thought that was only mentioned during the convo with him in kcd2
>>521614405It's still seen as antiwoke because it used to be that you couldn't depict gays in any positive way, so they were all villains Some people are unable to question why they aren't supposed to like things. They just hear it's bigoted and accept it
>>521602962Man cyberpunk is so ass
>>521604795>>521604921witcher 2 was better and cyberpunk is bad
>>521226761NEW:>>521617790>>521617790>>521617790
Another great homosexual thread, I love you hansry bros.
