Previous: >>537244092>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Sex with Hishi Amazon
all a man needs
Digitan LOVE
>>537261370is there anything special about this lineup
It's time to reveal the truth
Post only the most important images
Intercourse with my umawife.
Stop fucking posting coom garbage and post CM
>run going well>nothing from inspiration>run going shit>long S >pace S>turf S
Takuto!
>>537261484It has best girl
Mayano Top Feet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrkI'm posting this every day until you fags like it.
>>537261370
>>537261370THE GOAT
moving on
reminder:REGISTER at https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search so that others may pass over your inherits in disgustCHECK just how much of a filthy leech you are at https://chronogenesis.net/club_profileand...STOP requesting dirt shoes you fucking retardsthank you for your attention to these matters.
>>537261516
>>537261569Dozo.
HELP MY HORSE IS TURNING INTO GLUE ON ITS OWN???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfMpbJvQQYWhy is she so fucking cute
>>537261620Holy sex
>>537261649Doesn't she get nepo baby'd into being chairman of the academy which had existed for years at that point?
>>537261772
>>537261649the school was funded by a rich multibillionnaire in dubai who fell in love with yayoi. That horse got shat on.
When's the next big gibs
>>537261706Alright thanks>avoid suzuka's it's hella uselessB-but suzuka as a runner is decent right? I want to train her for mile cm
Test
>>537261920>he doesn't know
>>537261920Oguri-chan you ate the last bog gibs...
17 years old
>>537261554Just as God intended
>>537261868Yeah, her mom went overseas for some undisclosed reason and the chairman convinced the board to appoint her.
I think it's really cute when umas wag their tails
just fuck my shit up bro
>>537262054they act like dogs sometimes
>>537262056Ooof!
>>537262025Is Teio more of a dog or cat uma. I cant decide
>>537262056spark grinding in this game is so sadistic
>>537261878Handholding with Mambo wife
>>537262004akebono love!!!!!!!!
>>537262158with that amount of blatant affection? Definitely a dog
a nepobaby with a proven lineage will always be better than a lowly third rate larp
>supports spread out>god told rain but no rain checked>crows flying>hopeless stakes scheduledyup, it's time to get 3* spark
>>537261675Is this horse sweat?
>>537261675That's called a "lather", basically soapy sweat the horses produce when working out
>>537262224>>537261878Her name is Matikanetannhauser and she shares a room with Matikanefukukitaru.
I no longer have a horse sweat fetish
>>537262054
Why are some people here so anti-Tokai Teio? She's low-key sexo.
YURI GAME
>>537262435white women ruin everything
>>537262426they dump coffee on her because they love her
>>537261948Her skill activates on the final straight, the accel phase (final phase) starts a few meters before the final straight.So her skill gets wasted because speed skills only modify top speed, top speed is useless when you're not at top speed, which is at the state you're in at the start of the final phase while accelerating.
>trying to force a unit with trash growth-rates into CM2>3/3 decks produce tanks that will be competing with urara for 9th>has produced the same unit four times in a row>figure 4/2 is the play>it's a milerstupid fuck game.
>>537262054horses dont' wag their tails like dogs
>>537261648>making people apply to the uma DB site>while linking the superior uma site that takes all your info without consent.
>>537262538who are good parents for Seiun Sky that are available on global?
>>537262435Based white woman
>>537262562>HorseWhat is that?
>>537262435she loves dicks
am i the only one who would wanna fuck the shit out of her
Is even's welfare wit SSR even worth farming for?It doesn't really seem better than most wit SR...
>>537262562Horse?
>>537262667these sites all have a million adverts running, what you are seeing is a battleground for traffic as each site competes to be the one globaltards use for their info.
>>537262718I want to start a family with my umawife
>>537262715Horse and Pony are still part of common vernacular in the uma universe. Which makes sense since Uma means Horse to begin with
>Fail 8%>Fail 7% right after>The run before made me fail 14% twice in a row
>>537262778welfare MLB SSRs are usually comparable to MLB SRs. the benefit is, of course, the potentially useful gold.
Sweep Tosho's cute little butt~
oh wow I actually won triple crown with C Longthis is concert-watching worthy
>>537262562next thing your gonna say is that tail hugs are physically impossible, i shan't listen to such obvious lies
>>537262818>million advertsCan't relate, I've had some variation of JewBlock Origin on for over a decade
>>I hate youWhy you again ruining my career by not giving Swinging Maestro?
>>537262893>41% fail chance on double rainbow speed>nah it's a parent run i'll just play it safer>4% wit>fail
>>537262974I like how in CM the announcer recognizes your uma as a triple crown winner if they accomplished that in their career.
>>537262667the db site has been around for years. i don't know what backwater garage the chronogenesis site is from and/or whether it'll stick around.
>>537263008Goes to show any uma can be made palatable by giving them bigger breasts
HARIKITTE IKOUUUUU!!!
>>537262673ECP should be mandatoryAvoid Suzuka/Bourbon/Maruzensky'sSmart Falcon's work for mid stage speed but suitability probably wont be double circleScarlet also for midstage speedBonus stuff: Front Runner ECP with Sky unique is busted, if you can figure out how to get her Front E to A and get Mile S
>McQueen career>fails a 7% and 9% training with 4 umas on speed in pre debut>7 mood downs by end of classic year>ZERO McQueen eating events>only a single double rainbow in classic year>only get a few double rainbows in senior year>This is ofcourse the run where I get right handed hints randomly and S long.
>>537262960>gold"The bigger picture" is good? I thought all navigation skills sucked.
>>537262859you do know that the reason you can't write horse in the club chat is because they don't exist in uma universe?
everybody loves tickezo
Summer Maru, Christmas Oguri and Valentine Bourbon all fall off
>>537263164
>>537263124reddit homosexual
>>537263097Ublock stopped working for me on chrome. What are you using now?
>>537263246JP Players keep saying it becomes easier to run your favorites later, is it true or just some player spamming cope?
remember to don't accept love confessions from other umas besides your trainee
>>537263225Half of the words in your post would be rejected by the club chat. Were those words wiped out too in the Umaverse too?
>>537263306>game banned in Korea
>>537263351>chromeUh bwo?
What do you do when another Uma is starting to overtake your favorite in your heart?
Hate this game
>>537263351firefox
>>537263520You're a slut.
>>537263354Depends on how good your favourites are
>>537263363Sorry trainee, I already accepted Aoi's love confession>>537263520Use a clock
>>537263520accept itI started with Gold Ship but then Manhattan Cafe stole me away from her and I haven't looked back in 3 years
>>537263374retard
>>537262056laisu no....
>>537262778It ain't great and probably more isn't worth the currency to max level it unless you've got way too much of it. But at least it's comparable, so if you want those greens for CM2 or something, you can swap it out safely for a SR Wit you were using for stats.
>>537263520
>>537263224i'm giving you a general statement:>free MLB SSRs = good MLB SRs in poweri then provide you with the circumstance, for future reference, when it is truly powerful:>but SSR with good gold is very useful, SRs can't provide thatyou then pivot back to your specific case:>but what about this SSR? and what about this entire mechanic that i've been told repeatedly is absolutely useless for performance?gold FoV skills are useful for TT. it's the reason why you grab something like "the coast is clear" on your gold shit: it is very cheap and all gold skills proc the same amount of points.
which uma is for (i)
>>537263520bro your stable?
>>537263351>still on chrome when they intentionally designed their new update to fuck over adblockAre you retarded? Just move to firefox. You can move over all your saved PWs, usernames and favourites
>>537263045Maestro is for closers.
>only option for long parents are Biwa, Creek and GoldshitFuck.
>human ningen are whores who would betray their trainee (wife) the moment a hussy shows upI'm not surprised. You assholes don't deserve these horses.
Stay stole my first time...
>>537263664>line of logic gets obliterated>can't offer a coherent response so has to resort to the only defense he knows
>>537263821translate it weeaboos
>>537263821my empress who will die birthing my son...
>>537263890Clean your room then ask again.
>>537263878retard
>>537263520Your heart is easily swayed. You need some Iron Will
>>537263872She looks like she is going to force me to call her daddy
>>537263008
>>537263890She said:"Anon really posted redditchion in the thread"And it's all racial slurs after
>>537263224Someone said that navigation skills improve down the line, but I don't know the details.I haven't heard anything about FOV skills becoming useful.
>>537263991I can feel it.The global-only Iron Will buff is coming.
>debut race>no one in front>this is stupid and is a lie but lets put mine at front with G>winsHow does it feel to get boxed now huh
does leveling up your unique during the course of the career influence the star roll at the end at all
>>537263953>>537264045
>>537264045#1. Kill yourself.#2. No she didn't.#3. Air Groove is not a common slut that would use slur like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rIAfter watching this I kinda wish Fenomeno was available, she has such a nice voice.
>>537263363I'm dating Light Hello and Ryoga is my ex.
>>537264310>Air Groove is not a common slutShe is an EXCEPTIONAL slut.
>>537264142I've never seen data on it but people claim that the devs said in some interview that the level of your unique has some influence on the final roll
>>537261484They're Team Spics
>>537264570wow those jeans are a bit snug
>>537263890>Huh? You can’t even clean your own room? Seriously, that’s just sad, haha>Alright then… want me to do it for you?>What’s with that face? You’re killing me here!>She actually went and did it
>>537264484No, it's team Sirius.
I fucking hate this game and this game fucking hates me
>>537264570fat whore
HAPPY CUM CUM
>>537264662kansha
>>537264721posit thine cards
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havTtyL8kWk>goes up to 65 km/h in the start>hovers around 60 km/h the whole race, including last spurtwhy do the umas in uma musume increase their speed in the last spurt instead of just going at a constant speed??
I am indeed lucky, Tachyon
this game does a good job at making you like girls you'd just brush off like funny lucky horse or ticket UOOOHING when you say Derby
>>537264894She is going to put something in your onsen water
rest spammers are bad at uma musume
holy SHIT
i finally reached 200/200 registered umas...whats the best way to prune the weak, bwos?
>>537262538If Speed skills are bad without top speed, then why do midrace speed skills exist?
>>537264829I am very much aware that it's a retarded lineup but the amount of turn I had to slave away at infirmary was insane is all I'm saying
>>537265098>Why do 80% of skills do nothingIt is truly a mystery.
>>537264941Why is she fat her?Suzuka is not known to eat a lot
>>537265098They're for positioning
when will they add my king
>>537265006
>11* long vs 2* medium inherintanceI fucking hate this game
>>537265105>he fell for the c+ memeahjahahahahahhahahaa
>>537265205that's a WOMAN
Just gonna post what i found a moment ago
>>537264835because it makes for a more dramatic game
>>537263463>>537263579>>537263745Work computer makes me use chrome
>>537264941She's carrying my child
>>537265223PETTANKO IS LOVE PETTANKO IS LIFE!
>>537265293it's the only halfway decent spark I have that isn't 1* guts or 1* strength
The modern press is a disease
posted in the wrong thread woops
>>537265457how can st*lions compete
Locking in
If my current guild is like rank 10000, should I just leave and find a better one? That's like bottom 300,000 players tier and I'm near the top of the activity.
>spark run where your horse is in a slump and just fails g1 after g1 after g1the worst feeling, knowing that even if the run produces good sparks that the affinity is going to be subpar
>>537263463>>537263579>>537263745>>537265410Also last time I tried using uma db on Firefox on my computer at home it was really slow. Like clicking buttons and drop downs took 5 seconds to react, so I use chrome on my home computer purely for uma db. Is uma db acting better on Firefox now?
>>537265457>mayanoummm fake
>>537265457UOOOHHHHHH
>>537264835>>537265374actually this video was recommended afterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQJxBwN7nwand he hovers below 60 km/h for most of the race and then peaks at 69 km/h in the end so I guess it is a thing for horses too
>>537265543Try to find a top 1k guild,after the1st
>>537265543yes
>>537265453Connection issues ate my image.
>>537265502easily
>>537265543id?
>>537265543Join me in the search for a 1000 top club, umadacchi!
>>537265457as cute as Mayano is, this isn't her list
Best umas for long spark farming?
>>537265602https://youtu.be/6ll4-OiLn4E?si=PnVYMqOMEaA7cyOE&t=57
>>537265543depends on how many fans you get in a month
>>537265457the new blue hair girl is absolute sexo
GSK
>>537265753Bakushin and win 3 sprints in a row as much as possible
>finally got the sashes to lvl 5 Agnes for Gemini>decide on a first run with 2 speed / 4 stamina just to test how fuck hard it will be to hit 1k stam>can't even do itHoly shit.This was by far my worst non-aborted run, with a single fucking double rainbow the entirety of it, but damn that's not looking good to meet the requirement for CM2 *and* get some spare turn to have non-dogshit speed.She couldn't even win the URA semi-final.
>>537265901Oji-san Hunters
>Job at Satsuki Sho>Job at the Derby>Mood Down>Connecting>Connecting>Connecting>Connecting>Connecting>There was a connection error. >Error code: 102Fuck this piece of shit game.>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.And fuck you too moot.
>>537265986Legacies?
>>537265753Because im training Golshi,im running a Rudolf parent.Mainly you want an uma with an A in long and one pacing apritude so it keeps the spark pool low.
This race is actually fucking cursed.
>>537266198Sounds like you need to teach her more skills
>>537266042
>>537266198HOPELESS
>Wit: H"Hey now hold on just minute Trainer-San, if you didn't want me to eat you then how come you are made out of food?"
>>537265986>a botched Agnes>proceeds to breed 30-40 umas per day
>>537266198>pace on rice shower
>>537266198dont press wit, you need to press rest and only press speed. press stam only on summer
>>537266198>Villain>Thinking she can win in HOPE
>>537265098Because midrace top speed is basically a percentage of your top speed, you cannot go over it, the only way to go over it is by activating a speed skill
>>537266198it sucks when the weather makes it more difficultit really becomes a crapshoot then
>>537266198VILLAINS LOSE
>>537265753no uma in global have long A or long B without having Medium A.so your best options are the uma that have 2 distance As (or can get long to A easily), one style A and Turf A. Anyone with 2+ style As are cringe because those styles pollute the pool.
>>537266363RICE IS A HERO
>>537264958I don't care
Cant believe he's gone bros...
pointless stakes
>>537266095My owns, since I didn't want to burn a borrow on a test run, so mostly dogshit:6* Stam4* Speed2* Power1* Wit0 URAI have a borrow with 9* Stam and 3x2* URA which should help a bit but that's it.Don't think I have time to start actual spark grandparent farming now.
>>537266429SHE'S A HEEL
give me wife
>>537261592you're running style pinks? kek
>>537265606>>537265673Top 1k is to sweaty. I don't want a second job. I probably average only 2 runs a day at 300-500K fans. I dont want a guild I'm going to be kicked from if there is a weak month.>>537265812Around 15M-30M (1-2 runs a day).
>>537265543>my current guild is like rank 10000>I'm near the top of the activity.>near the topBwo...
>>537266764Bwo...
>>537266603I literally joined some 350 something guild and if you do like 1 mil a day nobody gives a shit.>a literal SEA guy from USA is going on vacation and literally bought a ticket to the Prix de l'Arc de TriompheFucking based
maybe bitch ass umas should not lose to rice
Danchou! you can't just login and not do any career runwe're going to drop below 500 at this rate
Fuck training smart, I'm just going to be a dumbass
>>537266815ok discord tranny
>cards that are not MLB>useless>guts cards >useless for now>R cards>useless nice fucking game
>>537265512Supreme victory.
>>537266937R cards aren't useless
>>537266542You will roll for one like the rest of us. No freebies
Who the fuck is Danchou! Is this an elaborate shitpost?
>>537266937I dunno, spend so much money that you have literally everything maxed if you wanna be such a pissy baby about it
>>537266603Oh, I like the sweat. I average 1.5 mil daily without trying. If I use my deck for fan farming I can reach 3 mil.
>>537266603If it's 30M you might be able to join a top 500, you can find a top 1000 club to join
>>537267048learn 日本語
>>537266815It's weird that the JRA is stll obssesed with that race when most yuros don't really care much about running on a fucking swamp. With how difficult the turf of Longchamp is, it's basically equivalent to a long distance track.
>my /uma/ club is in the 2700swhat the hell bwos i thought you were active...
>>537267048Shhh, danchou will hear you and inspect your penis.
>>537267048Taichou...
>>537266321>Let's Pump Some IronJust an happenstance, or it's still useful for Agnes this CM?
>>537267182Well,if i was having a vacation through Europe and the race was around the same schedule, i wouldnt mind going to see it. Sounds like a fun memory.
turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife
If anyone is looking for a club Mambo has one spot, if you can't find it post your ID and we will send you an invite
>>537267410Two spots in two days btw.
>log in>I got kicked from my clubFuck you danchode
>>537267318Happenstance, it was a good affinity 3* 3 Ura uma. It sure makes it an attractive parent for end closers/late.
>>537266991feel free to name them
>>537262835Is that mambo?
>>537267567Symboli Rudolph.
>>537264835Not all horse can accelerate.Check this out https://youtu.be/u2o0DihMTxU
>>537266603>Top 1k is to sweatyThere are people in my top 250 club who have barely done any runs in the last 10 days, like 100k fans gained at most, no way you can't find a top 1000 club with your numbers
Real talk though what the hell is wrong with rice shower?
>>537267567Symboli RudolfInes FujinAir Groovethere's probably others, those just come to mind
>>537267010Im saving for Ningens
>>537265457Ruby sexo
>>537261979
>Rice underperformingCouldn't be me.
I'm similar to this guy:>>537266603Am in a near dead-club where I'm one of the only 4-5 people actually still playing. The danchou has been MIA for 3 weeksthe club is tethering somewhere between 9500-10500 depending on time of day which is C/D+ All in all I'd say I only do about 20m monthly. I know that's not amazing so I'm not aiming for an S or even an A club.Frankly i don't even care about the paltry few hundred carats that much, I just want a living club that actually trades shoes so I can actually level the walmart SSRsBut still want to be in a non-dead club, what should I aim for roughly?Top 3k?Top 5k?Is it realistic to find a B+ club with this level of activity?
>>537267824>rice was BRS all alongmasaka...
>>537265512>>537266987Dont forget to use protection
>>537267824>kingu
>>537267410Kick these leeches after reset thanks
>>537267463Sure, let me know in the chat next month if you don't want the cooldown timer
>>537261598how Daring
>>537267962bwo 1, maybe 2 guys in your club are not leeches...
can i leave my club after this reset? or is it the next one after?
>>537267824So this is the power of a villain...
Narita Brian stolen my first kiss
>>537268054I mean, the line is literally flat... they are actually not playing the game
why is JP full of mares?
>>537268134How did you let that midget do that?
>>537267715Post the tl version
>>537265602One of the most famous races in history has an uma accelerating at every point of the race. Even at the end, he still had a higher gear before being told to slow down because the race was over.
>>537268058You can leave after you get your club rewards.
>>537268198...bwo?
>>537267962Not convinced this chart is accurate. Doesn't square with the numbers I'm actually seeing in the club.
>>537267768Smelling Ruby's armpit sweat stuck on your hand!
>>537267757So why is a card that's only good for one scenario in an accelerated schedule a "must pull" again?
>>537268008Quite a lot.Tactless, too.
Where the hell is the winning CM concert? I thought that was the whole point of why some people were running their favorite uma in Taurus?
>>537267912That really is the worst part. The guild was active in the first 2 months but wasnt properly prunning dead accounts as the honey moon phase wore off. I was seeing like maybe 10 people request shoes a day.
Club betrayers, status?
>>537268286You pull for Rice. Now if you want to play with no pulls sure, but expect to be mediocre for the whole scenario.
okay now that the creek banner and CM is over where are the gibs???????? hello cygenerous????
>>537268343That was galighting to trick people into using non meta umas
>>537268443You gonna get 3k carats for anniversary.Other than that, fuck you :)
>>537268443What happened to that schedule people kept posting??? The one where we only got like half the gibs jp got??????????
>>537268286She's literally only good for Longs, maybe Mediums for 1 single scenario.
>>537268198true, imagine getting overpowered by a woman
>>537268443>>537268596>half the gibs>accelerated scheduleowari da...
>>537267950it's too late...
>>537268286Uma musume is misinfo game.
New Librarian vid
>>537268651I don't think Norn is into men, unless she wanted Oguri's sloppy seconds.
AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER AFTERNOON
>>537268705Around blacks never relax
>>537268773I don't think you have a dick
>assassinates you
til the umas are literally vtubers, multiple streams like thishttps://youtu.be/7Y1v28OecYwAlso cute eng subhttps://youtu.be/Q6ur7-o_YdI
>>537268790does GR15 apply to this post
>>537268814>buttblasted by the truthYou hate to see it.
>>537268754Why do Westerners paint characters so ugly?
>>537268691at least she looks happy
>>537268705Repeated forced ejaculations can cause you to burst a blood vessel and blood will flow out of the urethra when urinating. That's why it's best to masturbate when in the mood and when you are "ready" to blow. It can also cause serious nerve damage to your groin and inner leg, please seek medical assistance immediately if this occurs.
>>537266603>>537267912You guys can join my club on Sept 1st or 2nd depending if the lazy bums in my club are too lazy to even showup by then. Just post your ID here so I can send you an invite on 1st or 2nd if spots open
>>537268929corruption is so hot
>>537268198>Narita in only 160cmcute, very moe
breaking news for our Haru Urara fans:"on the morning of August 29th at 7:32 A.M, the beloved retired race horse Haru Urara was found alive and healthy inside her stall"
Need....gibs....
>>537268951behold the truth
Why the fuck didn’t she get S rank long this was gonna be the run I was finally meant to be free
>>537268651>>537268814I really hate to do this to ya buddy, but the YURI GOGGLES say that she's probably not gonna go for a guy at all, even a trainer like you. Upon further examination I detect that Norn most likely has hidden feelings for Oguri, and those feelings are reciprocated. They will most likely engage in sweet, luscious yuri love when they realize that they aren't going to go to the same training centers, and will have a long distance relationship where they take the train to meet each other on the weekends for more sessions of lovemaking. I'm sorry that we have to be lonely forever, but its true.Personally, I like Belno the best. Kind, homely like me, smart, likes to read, and even plays games.
>>537269057NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537268265It's cumulative fan count added to the club's, not their total fan count.
>>537269015Danchou! This is important! Look at spoilers.
>>537268229which race was that?
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>537268814But you do. A small one.
SUNDAY RESET
>>537269182>600 powerThe fuck are you supposed to do with that
>>537269196imagine being this mentally ill
Oguri I don't want you as a partner for life
IT'S A NEW DAY!*requests medium shoes*
>>537269237>Give 20 >Ask for 30Its free shit
>>537269106I actually believed shill campagin of "cygenorous"
>>537269057your move, Silent Suzuka
>>537269271New day, new suckers
How are yuriniggers consistently just the worst posters and cancer in every general?
>>537269279So original sis
>>537269331???
Dia isn't a sex fiend. But Pokke on the other hand...
>>537269213Yes, and...?
>>537269383they fear the D
>>537269397Weird self-own.
Me when I chase my trainee with the intent to defile her
>>537269383futafags are worse, theyre yurifags but shoehorn tranny shit in it
Wait, 20 million a month? is that possible?
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU POSTING THAT CAHRACTER WITH A MALE>YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF ANIME BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT MANY MALE CHARACTERS AND THESE FEMALES ARE FRIENDLY WITH EACH THEY ARE YURI AND ONLY LIKE WOMEN>YOU SHOULD NOT POST THINGS LIKE THIS IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN THEY LIKE FEMALES ONLY STOP
>>537269582They are just projecting their fantasies of sucking what they lack
funny how the anti-yuri poltroons always coincidentally pop up all at the same time like a mentally ill clown cartotally not samefagging btw
>>537269643that's easily achieved by burning your natural tp regen
>>537269643That’s just 1.5 million a day, which is achievable at 7 careers or a few hours
I've done so many Golshi runs I'm starting to fall for her. The sexy wacko is making me hella horny.
oh no he's having melty
>>537269738your math is very wrong
Hachimi > Mambo
>>537269553sex with this donkey
>>537269893For some reason I thought he said 2.2 million a month, which I thought was extremely low
mucho lub scarlet
>>537269553I alway forgot her name
>>537269791time to save for her swimsuit alt
CM fatigue is going to settle in as quickly as TT indifference did. Almost nobody talks about TT anymore.
>>537270086zenos yae galvus
OPEN LEAGUE IS GOOD ENOUGH
>>537269690You should not post that shit because the only male character they should interact with is me/my avatar.
>>537270186A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES TRAINER
>>537270191My mom didn’t raise no bitch We going graded or bust
>>537269196Freshly edited ancient pasta.
>>537270104>looney tunes tits and nigger assWow thanks for killing my boner!
anons I have some star pieces I deem useless as in I'm not sure their characters would be competitive, like winning ticket, vodka, special week, king halo... should I just turn them into Clovers and get gacha vouchers? I'm poor casual f2p
so...i should start with season 1 to 3 then watch the movies? i'm not a weeb btw.
When did this event start? Is the event card worth farming?
>>537267813Its been a long time since I tried making my own video soundpost so I forgot the video length should match the audio's. Then I had to resize it because it was a little above the file limit...
>>537270479Why are you here if you aren't a weeb?
don't fall for ningen, they constantly lie about being in a safe day even though they're ovulating. My trainee would never lie about this
>>537270104>looney tunes tits and nigger assWow thanks for giving me a boner!
>>537270106That's because Class 6 is actually stabilized now so you don't need a very high score to retain the position unlike the first few weeks of people reaching it.
>>537270454clovers are utter trash, trading all that shit would give you like a single pull
>>537270454Make them 3* first then you can trash them. It's not about them being competitive, because sometimes their uniques are kind of good (Like El condor's) and you will still need them for team trials for now.
>>537270106I'm still killing it at TT while not giving a shit about any CM with debuffer meta, I'm not talking about TT because nothing has changed in weeks (kitasan launch) so why bother? sometimes I re-train a new uma because Yaeno card came out and I love her max level hints for end closers but that was it
>Do 8 identical careers in a row>Zero problems>New day>Fail 5% trainings>Job at every raceHmm I'm noooticing.
I see from some comments that people still don't understand some skills so I made this thing.
>>537270576Where did those breasts hide in game
>>537269249ベルモントSit's obviously Secretariat bro
>>537270106TT is just a joke. I want the actual race to matter, not some meme point shit.
We love ningen women here
>>537270562i just like roguelike team-builders.
>>537269015796163194853
>>537270576Kiryuin is unironically the best girl so far. Stay mad.
>>537270763Please stop posting this grotesque gif it gives me the ick
>>537270809Just watch Cinderella Gray and the two movies. You won't like the first 3 seasons. You need to be a weeb to tolerate them.
>weeb
>>537270813Have you been out for 24 hours, I could make some space for you
>>537270737She is stacked, she just wears loose fitting clothes
>>537270627yes 200 clovers per 1 pull. that makes their worth 66% (?) of carats.
>>537270809Why do you keep spamming this roguelike meme? Which youtuber did you pick this shit up from?
>>537269643>>537269737>>537269738>>537269893>>537270004What am I reading?20 000 000 / ~325 000 = ~61That's only about two careers per day + maybe a few extra if your horses really shit the bed every once in a while?Am I being trolled?
if acceleration is so important then why aren't you training power
you are not a weeb right anon?
Mihono...easy on the RAM sticks...
>>537270479If you are seen playing this game, you're a weeb simple as
>>537270813See you on the 1st or 2nd around this time, saved your ID
>>537270961Not yet. Will be able to join in 23hrs.
>>537271026That's why people are called retards when they show their 1200/1200 with 500 power.
>>537270879the fact that you're wearing a mask makes me distrust you which means i'll be doing the opposite of what you say. thank you, puta.
i do opera's career just to see doto
How come they released the prettiest umas (Silence Suzuka and Mejiro McQueen) in 1.0 and they never got close to their greatness ever since
>>537271151That was actually the intent all along anon. You feel for my deception.Enjoy them.
>>537271162Use her card
>replying to frog posters
>>537271139umalator sez 1200/500 speed/power wins against 900/900
>>537271192Deep Impact was supposed to be Silence Suzuka with black hair
>>537269363Beefing your loser horse with a dead horse is not a good look bro>Silent
>>537271303>guts
>>537271192They keep giving big boobs to lolis so McQueen and Suzuka are still the flattest by far
>>537271010It happened yesterday too im just retarded before morning coffee Don’t mind my math it’s just wrong
>>537271010Worse, I'm genuinely retarded
>>537271192The severe lack of B90 and above umas after launch is depressing too
>>537271359umalator also sez that fronts can literally never, ever beat lates
>>537271026there is a very small window where power is important and the stamina requirements for a long mean that you have to skimp somewhere hence relying on skills to inflate your power it's relevant and ensuring you have a top speed to compete at the end.it's quite shrimple.
>>537271416It's a joke, you idiot. Silent Suzuka. She's silent. You know. Because dead? Retard.
>>537270243paizuri test
By all metrics, Meishi Doto is the closest to a perfect umawoman.
>>537271715It's too early in the morning for this. Wait until after hours when all of us are mentally ill and horny.
this is good right
>>537271409Nyoo... why...
>>537271026>train speed and power>can't meet the stamina check>train speed and stamina>power too low to beat straightaway spurt and slick surge bonuses>train stamina and power>nonexistant speed means you accelerate into a worse placement than if you hard focused speed and ignored powerS turf is unironically far more important than S long in this CM and people who show up with 1200 speed 700 power umas will find that out the hard way
>>537271416>twitter meme of jewish revenge porn hollywoodslop movie
>>537271850>gate keptAnon Anon….
>>537271847thats my secretim always mentally ill
>Get a bit luckier with stat training this run>Win triple crown>Get the public appearance eventI have 595 stamina (+Maestro), 548 speed, 418 power and 362 wit at the moment. Should I go for it? I know that Tenno sho spring buttfucks you if your stamina isn't even close to Mcqueen's but I'll definitely have that much by then.
>>537271850>fell for the memeslolShould have gotten a fifth recovery in case there's two debuffers.
>>537271850uh... your iron will?
Facehugger invasion in Tracen Academy!
>>537271850Your Standard Distance oo?
do not lewd the horses they said
>>537271850>no spurt
RNG PLEASE stop giving me highrolls on straightway spurt parents....
How are your slave pens doing?Mine only just started filling up recently when I finally remembered to replace my random SR with my MLB Creek, but progress has now been quite steady with 1-2 new arrivals to the FP plantation everyday
Fucking midget of the BNW
If only it was turf...
>>537272114it's not high rolls you're just a whale
>>537271850>someone is going to see that in their A Finals while I'll get the sweatiest whales imaginable
>>537272083
>>537272117I've lost like 40 followers in the past two weeks...
>>537272042JOCKEY ON ME
>>537272215You got me
>>537271962you should always take the event no matter what and simply accept that it wasn't meant to be if you lose
Does JP get a QoL that lets you trash the uma on the career end screen?Because having to go into your veteran list everytime SUCKS
>>537272282there'll be more where that came from, people are chasing database uma now, if you don't have a support card they care greatly about or an uma they use constantly, they are gonna dump you.
>>537271850gatekept more like GAAAAATEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
anyone bother reading through the event stories? I feel guilty skipping but I also don't care, I just want my numbers dopamine.The story isn't deep whatsoever so all my understanding of every umas personality is purely surface level assertions and speculations, which I assume isn't far off.
What's a deck for the most consistent career clears? Is it the guts stuff witgod suggested?
didnt this roulette thing use to have a pity mechanic? 26 spins and it still not giving me the slots i'm missing on the bingo
>"i'm sure to win because my late start is superior"
>>537272468>he isn't reading every single piece of text from every career and eventjust go play a clicker game at that point
>>537271702Sure thing, I totally believe that common ESL typo in that dumb post is actually part of some elaborate joke :^)
>>537268265Seeing the numbers dont change until the next day, it's probably gathered daily which makes sense
>>537272468The cringe banner introduction video and thr whole wedding theme was too fucking much for me. I read the first two parts of the story and then just noped the fuck out.
>>537272468It's okay by writing standards. Not too deep4u. It's just girls wanting to get a racing wear for their own reasons. If you like the girls, you'll like the story.
>>537272545>going front runner debuffer Mayano
>>537272319People who ask something just to brag his le f2p card has got to be the most annoying faggots in this general. Your training wasn't special you fucking retard.
>>537272468I feel you, I started playing because I'm an animefag and seiyuufag and musicfag but the game stories are too cringe, repetitive and dragged on for my taste. Gold Ship was cool. Playing through Rudolf's made me hate her and she was one of my faves but in the game she's a total bore.
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wtf why are there two narita top roads in my race??
>>537272535your deck would depend entirely on what type of white sparks you're farming. no one is doing fan-count only runs, parent/spark runs also run a lot of G1s for affinity.
>>537272727Yeah no shit, but my affinity runs keep failing because I can't win early game races.
>>537272693kill yourself
>>537272693These people are mentally ill
ope
>>537272693kino
>>537272727Checked.>no one is doing fan-count only runs,I do.
>>5372725354 speed 2 stam with borrowed mlb kitasan
>>537272693you can also donate to the server for various perks - so come now join Eden today!
>>537272683>reroll and maybe spark on kitasan during her banner for MLB>spark creek for more MLB SRsnot entirely impossible for F2Ps desu
>>537272603I'm not that anon. I'm also a non-anglo European. But at least I'm not so low IQ to not recognise an obvious joke or be the kind of pathetic ESL to larp as an Anglo, seeing how you don't even understand what a typo is. You fucking loser. Seriously I don't get self-hating non-anglos like you. At least weeaboos fetishise a people with a culture that has some things to admire. Imagine wishing you were a mutt. Fuck's sake.
>>537272916Doesn't work.
>>537272693i felt my heartbeat start racing
>>537272970Borrow a 9* speed as well.
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
>>537272858what do you expect from seaniggers
>>537272693>4+ mil daily>+
>>537272790>Yeah no shityou clearly don't understand if you're asking "hey guys, what cards should i bring? should i gutsmaxx to clear careers?"
>No Kitasan Black event>No Super Creek event>No Special Week event>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived
>>537273054No.
>Genshin went super whale catteringGlad I quit that garbage ages ago, also glad this game ascenion doesn't really make that much difference.
i won
>>537273060hey cap, you can't say that
>>537273073No clue bro
>>537273112qrd?
Which uma looks best in a reverse bunny suit
>>537273103No idea where you're going wrong, post a recent run + cards + inherit and where you failed
skibbidy booba your ass is now an uma
>>537272727>>537273096>he farms white sparks with cards
>speaking shit of other gachas when playing cyjew game
>>537272920surely no-one actually wastes money on this
How, literally how
>>537273112the game population dwindled. the only people still playing are hyper-invested. it's the sign of a dev getting the last good milking in.
>>537273213They made characters ascension go from 90 to 100, but to do that you need to have at least one C6 character(meaning rolling a 5* 7 times) AND get three dupes after that to reach level 100 on a single character.
>>537273261I'm not doing ace runs. I need to win early game races, consistently. Stop replying to me you fucking retard.
>>537273350just wait til their kitablack reroll decks no longer keep up
>>537273112What's the point of whaling in a single player game? To rape NPCs harder?
>>537267182>It's weird that the JRA is stll obssesed with that race when most yuros don't really care much about running on a fucking swamp. With how difficult the turf of Longchamp is, it's basically equivalent to a long distance track.I think it's the fact they were so close to win it but never got it, makes them want it even harder
>>537272920>/uma/ isn't siphoning off money from its usersgotta step up your game, baker.
>>537273497that's never gonna happen
>>537273476kekfuck thatdid this just drop? I want to read their general
>>537272968I don't care about your life story nor your projections. You shouldn't white knight strangers by putting words in their mouth or guessing their intentions.
TEIO!
>>537273301career is trivially easy. why would i risk whiffing on an inheritance if i can take essentially any mixture of cards and hint-hunt on top of my legacies?
>>537273626
>>537273476Whaaat
>>537269015Anon you got 1 more lazy torenas to purge? I'm also in a half dead /uma/ club funnily enough with the same name as yours
>run is going fantastic >Special Chud drops a Hydrate I hate that horse like you wouldn't believe
reminder that anything less than a 45 degree angle on chronogenesis means that person is losing interest in umamusume.
>>537272042Almond Eye is the most beautiful uma
>>537273626>implyingMaking people pay exorbitant amounts for meta shit and then making them obsolete so they'd pay for the next thing is the foundation of every gacha. Without this the whole business model wouldn't work and fall apart. All the meta stuff now will be power crept within a year.
>>537273772Kitalets on suicide watch
>>537273771Record yourself completing 10 career runs in a row while winning all of these races every single time.
>>537273903>limbus company bus zooms past youheh.
>>537273965I just ran these once and lost Japan Cup because of brocked
>>537273741Okay Mr. Jason Kowalski. Maybe if you behave like enough of a faggot on Taiwanese basket weaving forums you'll get an honoura- sorry, honorary US citizenship one day. Keep it up!
>>537273892what kind of autist request is this?!
>>537269421What is consent
>>537274219she's the same name as that SEA youtuber
>>537261370tanukimaker uploaded,it's chinese version,need translateit's easy to use,just made tatsuna's tanukihttps://mega.nz/file/iZ0WxZSb#y2_ux3NYIUDpK-Ho31-RwiQZk1UKOYeuFD6ARTE-X9A
>>537273965Oh, it's this retard again. Did Fuku shit in your coffee or something?
>>537274281So you can't do it?
Wait a minute, why do umas have breasts if horses aren't mammals?
>>537274338Huh?
>>537274358
>watching your uma stay on the inside while the way a head is blocked by a wall of generic umas and somehow the AI Goldship with lower stats than you gets around.I hate the racing RNG
>>5372729704/2 with 9*stam parents is the most consistent deck in the game.
>>537274435>somehow the AI Goldship with lower stats than you gets around.that's why midrace velocity skills matter
>>537274474Retard I told you to stop replying to me
>>537274358>if horses aren't mammalsOh shit the new Earth 3.45 patch already hit?
>>537274435
>>537274358Urara you are a mammal
>>537274525Different anon, you got your answer faggot now go apply yourself.
>>537274668>>537274532>252 Wits in year 1Nah I had well over enough.
>>537274474if that's true then let's see you do this >>537273965
>>537273476Why were you playing it in the first place?Are you Chinese?
>>537274881Everyone was playing it in 2020 because we were locked in our homes with nothing to do.
>>537274842Are you even 18+? Nobody's gonna record 10 runs of anything for you.
is this geminiable
>go through all of predebut without a single support card event happening>despite running 4 stamina cards ranging from 2lb to mlb and golshi having +20% stamina they never show up and i don't even reach 1000 stamina>didn't even get swinging maestro from creekShort of the game saying fuck you and throwing four mood down events at me in a row this run has had the worst RNG I've ever seen
>>537273965>Win all these races>Fuck yeah >shitty white sparks>1* guts
>>537275104Then keep your dogshit advice to yourself.
>>537275127absolutely sweetie see you in my rounds
>bringing a mere A rating horse into geminioh no no nonono
>>537275084You do realise actual real video games exist and you're not limited to gacha, right? Genshin is just a BotW clone. Why not play that?
Mares and their bloomers (ignore Mayano she wanted to fit in)
>>537275084I emulated BotW instead
>>537275232Concession accepted.
I NEED 1 MORE SPEED CARDEISHIN FLASH 45, TAISHIN 45, KING HALO 35 OR SPE 50IS KING HALO USABLE WITHOUT THE POWER UP
>>537275232You’re a fucking retard, why don’t you try it out for yourself instead of wishing for an answer that doesn’t exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBM8gnv1h6U>the best umamusume trainers>none of them have taurus platinumLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537275232
>>537272693what is even the fucking point of having this many clubs under one bannerthis isn't a mmorpg
>>537275332A nonzero percentage of umas are futas?
>>537275461I did try it. It doesn't work. Only lets you win the late game races.So it's up to you now to prove that it does work. Record the 10 uninterrupted runs and show me.
>>537275451>EISHIN FLASH 45Good card.
>2nd inherit is golden>fucking mile proc from my power Oguri parent instead of 4x2* long Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jsxeqm1pRq8
Good morningWishing all faggots who request dirt shoes and spam Haru's ohayo emote a very painful and forced vasectomy
>doing claw game>huge cutie on first claw with a little one attached >start second claw >suddenly game crashes>reopen>CLAW FAILURE>mood down WHAT THE FUCK
>>537275603its gonna be funny when none of your skills activate
Bros how do I get my Daisca to SS stam...Monumental task
dedicating one to Hishi Amazon today
>>537275686Ohayou! Dirters kudasai.
>>537275686if you want those 10 club points you are gonna have to pay up, nigger
>>537275603>relying on sleeping lionheh, it's all coming together.
>Tfw no rainbows in 2nd summer>Tfw still pretty fucking solidThis is good enough, right?
>>537275603>mile proc from my power Oguri parentthat's what happens when you don't spam 1* long sparks
>>537275332>Most of the current umas who are mares IRL in game are tomboys who dress like dudesStrange choice
>>537275542who knows... most of these clubs aren't even being managed properly, you unironically have a higher chance of having a competent lead if you join a /uma/ club
>>537275625how is she so sexy?
Agnes Tachyon should be running the races in reverse if she truly is faster than light
reminder that the faggots crying about dirt shoes are metafaggots
>>537272920Can I get Nigger KKKiller as my title?
>>537275791i just don't donate dirts anymore. i've noticed other club members doing the same (non-dirt requests fill up faster/beyond earlier dirt shoe requests). i've also started requesting sprints in hopes that you low-IQ motherfuckers start making the connection. you selfish, subhuman dirt requesters will learn, regardless of how inept you are.
>>537275860>still pretty fucking solidYou have one good recovery skill.
>>537275519They are all frauds besides seriru,
>>537275935I'm losing it over how flat she is, forgive me grandpa
>>537273569NTA but I used to whale on ZZZ because I remember hearing they were going to add Co-op into it and I usually just like being a huge whalefaggot carrying F2Ps in content but they never added Co-op and I got tired of speedrunning the same PVE content every patch.
>>537275935Damn dude, and they said Biwa's head was big...
>>537276049if you pay up the $100 bucks yes
>>537275983Casuals don't have the time to grind dirt shoes for you
>>537276072I've started donating only one dirt shoe at a time so that everyone suffers
>>537272918
How do people not have hundreds or thousands of each shoe at this point
>>537275301>>537275363I did play plenty of SNES games, and whie BotW seems like a nice game I just can't get into playing a game where weapons have endurance that you'll lose permanantly when its gone.
>>537276171>100% of my dirt shoe requests get filledsounds like a club issue
>great run>hit them summer triple rainbows and all that >got the S aptitude >.>.>.>uma can NOT clear a random ass career run in the classic year to save her life and the run just endswhat the absolute fuck
>>537273112>Playing legend of zelda BOTW:bootleg you buy off shady guy in Beijing dark alley edition>expecting anything close to a good game
>>537276253Yeah, I can't stand games that have useless or annoying mechanics. That's why I play umamusume.
it is pointless to play a game without a story
>been playing heavily since launch>have only 4 stamina 3*>they all have trash pinkshow do you even cope with being a lucklet at this point? Going out and grinding parents for gemini in a two week span isn't even option for me.
>>537276192>mayano>one sidedwe got married
>>537276090Different anon here. I don't get it. Go Home will trigger at the first downhill ~600 meters. Swinging will trigger on the 4th corner from the end ~1500 meters. They're both incredibly consistent. Which one is bad?
>>537276394take the casual pillLet whales and sweats kill each other in CM for all I care
jarvis, open the gaslight valves...
>we got married
>>537276192Vodka really likes the Trainer too tho, she just tsundere about it
>>537276575I don't listen to Platinumlets
me likey
>>537276192doesn't opera literally give you an engagement ring
>>537276381what do you mean? there are cute stories out there
youtubers could be in this thread, stealing and spreading the misinformation
>>537276586you forgot to reply silly anon >>537276491
>>537276776Any SEA youtuber is spreading misinformation. Only trust the Jap tubers.
>Sounded like she moaned while saying thisWas that necessary
>>537276192Even besides the baby memes everyone literally thinks creek and trainer are already a married couple and they act like one too… I’d say they’re definitely mutual and active
>>537276192put bakushin in the bottom left
>>537276192somehow this chart is worst than the one made by that chinese guy
>>537276192>check mayano>they slid her toward the centerline instead of active when she constantly tries toi get into your pants>check other uma further to the rightyeah that's a no on this chart from me dawg
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2z-WZ7gBypY
>>537276748well i meant other gacha gamesalso i cannot grind careers in this game because of the same reason
>>537276192No one ever gets Suzuka's placement right.
>>537268694The true meta.
anyone giving advice must first present their tauros cup title - applies doubly to fagtubers
>>537276192>>>>>>>>>>Dia that low
>>537276575im still waiting for nekopon to tell me what to build
>>537276192>mayano>one-sided
wait how many Anshinzawas is out there
>>537276991my bro is so sexy
>>537276192
According to the sims left is better than right, what do you bwos think? I wish I could race two of the same Umas in a practice race to actually see which one is better
>>537277227right wins every time
My dignity...
>>537276991>>537277167I want to have sweaty, sticky sex with this umamusume.
We all know horse dicks look different than human dicks, but are horse vags different from human vags?
>>537277227the sim will assume all your skills will always trigger which they won't
>>537277227even if left hits spurt, i'm pretty sure it can get ran down by right.
What's the meta for the mile CM?
>>537276192newfags who think Mayano or Super Creek should have a better placement have not seen how wild uma stories become later despite Still in Love being the biggest example right now
the way people were hyping up the hot spring event I thought my uma would get +30 to all stats or something only for it to be some shittily animated cutscene that gives no rewards whatsoever
>>537276394try to grind a 9 stamina uma and get useful skills? even if you don't do gemini cup it'll be useful forever
>>537277227>>537277462Sims don't matter when either goldship can just get randomly blocked in the actual race.
>>537276192>Rudolf is forgotten>Again
>>537277365Did you not watch the estrus mare video? ningen females cannot compete
>>537277365they are literally vacuums, we don't say ningen women don't have a chance against a horse pussy for no reason
Teio's vagina
>>537277503You get a buff for landing hot springs ticket plus an extra cute cutscene.
>>537277492most replies can't even comprehend what "passive" means here
>>537276192Falko....
>>537277227sim assumes ideal conditionsif spurt triggers (~70%) and golshi isn't brocked then you winif you're a little bit brocked when spurt triggers you lose cause it has a short durationI'm running 3 aces so I'd rather go left, but if you're running 1-2 aces go right
>>537277503erm. you did get the bonus stats when you got the ticket
>>537277503it's like a +2 mood, +20 stats, and +30 energy? what more do you want kek
>>537276947what I would give to be molested by a loli FineMo that didn't have fucked up ai feet.
>>537276192>sounds of assplap plap plap
>>537277727The placement was deserved
>losing TT to Taurus Goldsew
>>537277572Basides the dance event, she has nothing going on
JUST GIVE ME THE POWER SPARK ALREADY
>>537277492>constantly asks toreina-san on dates>constantly thinking of ways to get toreina-san to see her as an adultsee's way more active than she is on the listjpcucks have shitty opinions as per use
Narita Brian show me your panties
It's almost like the hype for Taurus suddenly went poof. I was bringing up the title and how I got it with my friends and they don't really give a shit anymore.
>>537277795how about a commission?
>>537276192how is it that every time I see one of these charts that it's somehow worse than the last
>>537276192Of course JPcucks made the shittiest shitlist ever
If I a uma with a certain skill spark is both parent and grandparent is she considered once or twice in adding to the probability the representative also gets that spark as an inherit?
>>537277934>japanese men cannot tell when a spoiled brat is in heat and making constant advancesi suppose things are making more sense.
>>537276192can someone that actually read the stories made a proper chart? do they use chatgpt to do this shit or what?
>>537276947I want loli Fine to buy my human rights
>>537277905Clearly, you never played her career
I only know the character through thread posts and memes
>>537277293>My dignity...gone
This time she WILL be my ace
>>537277952Because Taurus is the peewee leagues compared to Gemini. Platinum in Gemini means you stared into the belly of the beast and won.
>>537278426>acceleration unique requires you to have at least 30% hp remaining>as a paceheh.
i want to impregnate mejiro dober
>>537276926>ftw game denies me Bakushin gf It's never been so fucking Teiover
what is she doing?
Uhhhh yeah methinks it’s child bride time
>>537278489Just get 4 gold stams on her ezpzHer pot, gourmand, swinging maestro and cooldown
>all this youtuber cancer spamWhat time is it in Manilla?
Anons I need advice, I'm trying to make an ace Falco for the next CM, but sadly I only have enough sparks available to make her B in long and B in turf if I go for both at the same time.Is there a chance that inspiration puts that into A rank? I also can put turb in C and directly put long in A, but then would the inspiration have a chance to turn the C to A? or would it only go up 1 to B?
>>537278616It's true, I just couldn't stop crying.
>>537278616
>>537278616Tom Cruise is coming to Tracen to beat Trueinas ass
If the chart is shit why don't you make your own?
>>537278616You made Tom Cruise cry....
>The 8th grass wonder mood down>It's only september of classic year I don't even care if this bitch gets a 3*She is fucking glue the moment we are done
>>537278804because the topic is subjective slop and I don't need to add to the shitpile to say that the graph maker is retarded?
>>537276192>Nice Nature>mutual when she gets put on the friendzone by (You)>MackQueen>in the middle, only green, has to use her entire courage to ask (You) out on hot springs >Curren Chan>that low on active and orange when she literally tells you that you can fuck her, chose you on her first day at the academy, and cucks her entire umastagram followers by posting photos of (You) and her>Taiki Shuttle>orange level intense when she's just friendly with everyone and hugs everyoneI wish I was autistic enough to make something like this because holy shit. >Ardan>yellow intensity when her story is entirely about being happy and content to die when she's with (You) on the beach and resting on your shoulderHoly shit. I was I was ausitic enough to make a chart like this because reddit, CN, and JP is so retarded.
What the fuck horses are mammals?
>>537278974
>>537278616Tom cruise is just pissed that I'm going to mayano's danger zone with a red line overload
>>537279042well yeah, did you think they reproduce by laying eggs?
>>537278275I have, she's too focused on being The Emperor® to care about trainer
>>537278616I love her with her hair up
>>537279042your high school biology teacher likely had a PHD, spent decades in research, and you're the product.
>>537279023>and cucks her entire umastagram followers by posting photos of (You) and herthe fact that all uma fans that follow your trainee get cucked by (you) is kinda hot
>Daily Pearl art check>1 new piece >too lewd to post
>>537278616trash character, I would cry too if I rolled this
>>537279042yes and heat season is a thing
My favorite umas > your favorite umas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Curren
thanks for the retention, WIT game sama
>>537276192Where is akebono...
One of the funniest things we learn during Curren career is that Bakushin is famous in Umatter (U) because she keeps making posts with a fuckton of typos
>>537279253>your high school biology teacher likely had a PHD, spent decades in research,Literally as retarded as thinking horses are reptiles.
>>537276192but oguri literally says you will be together till death do you appart
>teiover even though one more day of legend race would have given me enoughdid I miss a day? I'm so bricked
Hit Long S, Turf S on this Goldship (and Late Surger.... lol). If I already have a max Taishin, should I run this as Late Surger? I can't use the 2nd gold recovery then, though. Taishin seems to get blocked a lot if I run both her and Goldship as end closers, but maybe I'm doing something wrong
big
>>537279669>should I run this as a late surgerfuck no lol
>>537276192This person is going by vibes and what his xitter circlejerk approves
AIEEEEEE
>>537279669>no spurt
>>537279297Loves Only (You)‘s campaign is pretty funny because of this
>>537279669>no spurt>two shitty uniques>focuswhy do you guys do this to yourselves?no, you don't nuke your own horse just because it hit a style-S lol.
>>537279756holy based
>>537279582proofs? the isteamed class rep is a genieus ill hav yoo no
>>537279476Oh how wrong you are.
>>537279717Incorrect coombrain Daiwa post-1 rep-5 friendship
>>537279754>>537279817oh I know, it's cooked cause no straightaway spurt - I didn't get better uniques (which doesnt matter either, because no straightaway spurt lol)
falco > all other umadols > peasant non umadols > POWER GAP >t*rf racers
Oh, CM 2? Hah, yeah me and my smokin hot wife already decided we're way too busy to play in that meta infested track. What's that? You're playing Goldship and Narita Taishin? Sheesh man you're really breaking the mould out there. Unfortunately I'm just too busy making modifications on the new Lambo I just bought, probably won't be finished until right before CM 2 starts. But uh, hey, good luck with that man, I'm sure it'll all be worth it in the end. Anyways, I gotta go withdraw 350k from my bank to blow on my local casino. I'll see you around in cm-chat though.
>>537279756Loves’ fanbase are cucks who kneel to kakehashi-kun
How famous is Curren in universe? Her posts reach 10k likes in seconds and she got a con dedicated to just her in Honk Kong
Umamusume A>>>>>everyone else
>>537280062>still hasn't posted proof of his taurus titlehe can't hide in japan forever
>>537280187I know umamusume is an ultra idealised setting where no one wants to kill anyone and at worst you get yelled at for losing, but thats why it seems that fans of umas also are to an extent supporting the trainer (never would happen with a manager and an idol in real life) so I guess its all fine, they enjoy the cucking
>>537278616Mayano is not a child!
Uma MOBA when Cygames..
>>537280071It seems we have ourselves a staring contest.
>>537276192People here don't understand the first year characters are so neutrally written they get pushed aside by the later umas when it comes to (For You) ranking.If most of the first year umas were written with modern standards they wouldn't be this passive.Even the shit Neicha or Mayano does is nothing compared to later umas.
>>537276346You forgot to get guts up to at least 200 didn't you. Neglecting to do that bricks your horse.
>>537280375>there are degenerate fans that lust after the trainer
>>537268286She's good for 2 scenarios, but not required. Later scenario uman rights are required, which means if you don't have them your borrow slot is locked to them for the entire scenario.
>>537280750Yeah, me
>>537279153https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme
>>537276192the chink chart is unironically better than this that taishin placement is criminal
>>537280218she is very rude
>>537280750oh nooo not the mob umas haha please leave me alone noo I'm taken by my trainee haha
>>537280375Yeah...>>537280750Didnt some of Narita brians fans give trainer valentines chocolates too?
>>537280892Umamusume A is just the average whale sweat >>537280904>it’s real Huh?
>>537279023>Nice Nature>mutual when she gets put on the friendzone by (You)I don't think the trainer dialogue is capable of reciprocating a trainee's feelings. It's just an axis of how much they wan't (you)
>Yes>...>Oh, hi Natie
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MAYANO KAWAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII
Central trainers are hot and hi-spec (central cert isn't an easy thing to get)It's no wonder that even the fans want a piece of the trainers too
>>537280671Cygames was trying hard to be safe back then so it makes sense.
is nemesis good as an inherited skill for goldship?i was under the impression that it sucked
>>537280904I guess in this world trainers and trainees are treated as power couples like brangelina
>>537281040>wan't
>>537280750Imagine attracting the attention of a trainer who has successfully trained a bunch of Uma into being world famous superstar athletes. The fact he chose you over all of them means you are just as good or even better.and other lies mobuma can tell themselves.
Falko...
My uma told me she missed her period
Doto spook
>>537281291
>>537281365booba
>>537281350YABBA DABBA UUUUUU MADOL!
>>537280671So you're telling me the cast becomes mind-numbingly boring and samey not only visually but personality-wise? The writing is already shallow enough as is. I don't think I can handle it getting worse.
>>537281350what am i looking at here...
been doing Golshi parent runs, Mayano just shat out a 3* Long, and she's an 8* blue, nice. Mayano you fucking cutie, I'll never complain about you again.
>>537281087it's not that good in my experience, but better than having nothing at all so depends, usually if you got nothing else to buy, may as well pick it up at the end
>>537281291If we go by irl, Still in Love would absolutely go insane after seeing Trainer's wife
>>537281440the UUUUUUU just makes me think of this classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrnRLV5slc
>>537281364wtf help her find it back
this jobber can get a loveable trainer, why others can't?
>>537280904>>537280750The price of becoming famous
Urara's Arima is popular but nobody says a thing about Vodka's humiliation ritual. I guess because it's easier to break than Urara's.
>>537281495The characterization improves pretty damn massively with the later umas, KS Miracle, the mares, etc.Main Story Vol 2 & 3 will blow your socks off if all you've been exposed to thus far is gacha stories.
humans have zero hope against the physical power of an uma
>>537281964heh.
>>537281964always remember
>>537280901Why are you trying to egg your trainee into becoming a murderer?
>>537281874I always wanted to read the winning dialogue to this but can't find any where
>>537281964now why would you feel the need to point something like this out
>>537281798Nature got REEEEEALLY lucky.Finding someone who truly accepts you and your shortcomings is really hard in this day and age, especially someone who stays with you no matter how many times you fail
>>537277618estrus mare video? That sounds.....bad? ok what is it
>>537282102
>>537281964too bad I know their one weakness
>>537282102*dodges bullet*heh
>>537281964Good thing physical power has never been the decisive factor in winning a war, much less today.
>>537281495No, it actually genuinely becomes much better
Got my second 9pow. None of the skills I was going for, but it could be worse.
>>537282176It's called "Hollow Victory" she doesn't feel anything after winning the race and wants to be cooler in a different way, so she goes back to being a mile racist.
>>537282254cant believe umas hammer spacing guns into existence is cannon
>>537281874I think I won Arima with vodka once.She won pretty easily so I didn't really get why the condition was just to run in it.
>>537282217next you're gonna ask for Almond Eye birthing video
>>537282247Is it carrots?
>>537281874Urara's career builds up to it, if you play her as late surger as intended you'll get boxed in often and so gaining fans for arima kinen is a long process for her.Vodka gets there relatively easily, eats shit and then goes back to what she can run for the rest of career. Big difference.
>>537281495No, the release ones are actually written so boringly and generic. It gets really better
81018016CM testing
trainer's giant carrot hidden in his pants...
what's with gachas and the mc being weaker phisically than the characters?Literally every single popular gacha has the characters being super strong, be it the umas, nikkes, students, dolls, whatever... and mc can be dominated and rapedWhat is going on? femdom took over
>>537282340reminds me of this
>>537282569Do trainers born of uma mothers have bigger dicks?
>>537281964>he doesn't carry her anti uma spray with himnot gonna make it like this, trainer
>>537281495There was a big jump in writing quality for career campaigns. Even the japanese people right now are wishing for the early umas to be rewritten to current standards
>>537282420yes, it's my giant carrot
Since you can't start a career without two legacies, is it possible for inspiration to spark the parents of the grandparents?For example, is it possible for some pink or green skill from Spe's parents here to spark during a Goshi run?
Reminder that your assigned uma musume can just forced a kiss (and more) if they want to
>>537282771If it's orange, you might want to go see a doctor.
>>537282823nyo
>>537282752>writing qualitydo you mean actual writing quality or are you just saying this because every single one of them says "OUUUUGHHHH TORENA-SAN I ROVE YOU SO MUCH HAVE MY BABIES AAAAUUUUUU"
>>537282823no if they aren't in the picture you can't get their sparks
>>537282394She has long D and needs at least 4 long sparks to really stand a chance. It IS year 1 arima so the stat check is much lower, but still D is a 50% cut to your speed stat so you'd need to basically already be 1k speed by the end of classic year to pull it off with D, while with 4 long sparks for B you don't really need to change a thing.
>>537282823Yes
>>537282925sounds like someone is seething, both can be true, and both are in fact true.
WHERE is the next legend racemy DAILY gifts???????????
>>537282925Actual writing quality obviously
post em
>>537282852A kiss is the least of the problems
>>537282925No? They get better interactions with other umas too (that actually has connections with them) and more IRL references and even better growth. There is actual plot and trainers get deeper personalities too.The writing generally gets really good past the first batch that they've written.
>>537283142+3.2% or some shit I forget
>>537280671>Even the shit Neicha or Mayano does is nothing compared to later umas.Example?
>>537282925I suppose your first exposure to (you) writing was chinks gacha, especially mihomo kind. I won't blame you since they have literally the worst (you) writing I've ever seen.
what does having a B in turf or dirt actually mean?how much and what stats get reduced?
Which Uma is statistically the most likely to rape (you)?
>have suzuka as favorite uma>no uma has good affinity for her>no possibility of getting double-circle for inheritanceWhat the FUCK WHY IS CYGAMES SUCH A JEW NIGGER
Why do fan arts often depict Flash, Falko and trainer living or doing things together even after graduation?
>>537283357
>>537282925You're so fucking mad, lmao.
>>537282752>Even the japanese people right now are wishing for the early umas to be rewritten to current standardsthat would be too kino
is saudi arabia R.C. just a humiliation ritual in rudolf's careerlike wtf am i suppose to do in a mile race
>>537282912>>537282952nyo>>537283036nyeswho's the gaslight dancer
>>537283174Teio no...
>>537283528anything outside that tree can never be part of inspiration
>>537283357Track type = acceleration. So B in turf/dirt means you're penalized -10% acceleration. That's pretty bad.
>>537280750Realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQqUKvgqeuA
would you love a gorilla
>>537281495>>537282925You are not ready for the KINO shit they pull for the newer career stories
>>537283501Bwo? Your mile sparks?
>>537283453Trainer and Flash are pretty much an actual couple
>>537283447sasuga
Imagine how horny she'll be after rewriting
>gacha>good writing
>>537283084>>537283310>>537283492this is my first gacha, what is with the schizophrenic interpretation of my post as coming from a place of anger? I don't even read the stories kek
>>537282981>>537282394>long DLong F, unless you go for it there is no way you're winning Arima.
>>537283361
>>537283791I like her as she is, she's very sweet
>>537283706The question is whether that trainer is Flash's or Falko's.If it's the latter then it's pretty fucked up
>>537283661>TAZUNAwhat the fuck is the context of this??????????????AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537282925Why do you get so mad about girls liking you?
>>537283174I can see trainer's carrot making contact...
>>537283805>infantile plebian dismisses an entire medium because he's played something along the tune of two or three gachas
>>537283616>>537283462fuck, getting an A turf falco with A long is going to take me longer than the time I have to prepare for the CM kek
>do 10 runs trying to spark farm>nothing>do 1 run to update one of my team trials umas for a break>shitty run lose a few G1s>3* speed>shitty white sparks
>>537283661Oh hey I’m literally doing her campaign right now too. It’s pretty kino so far
>>537283808They're jpcucks. They still think nasu is a godly writer.
>>537283981that's teio's tail, blindbro
can someone link me that guts tachyon build guide
>>537283816Damn, worse than I thought. yeah needs 10 long to jump to B. C is very hard to do especially if the race has a rival, but since it's a humiliation ritual there's probably no rival in it so maybe C / 7long is doable.
>>537283929iirc it's K.S. Miracle's career event
>>537283661NYOOOOOOOOOOOONOT THE GREEN WOMAN
>>537283808>I don't even read the storiesKek. Nice try, dude.
>>537283808its just retards, you can ignore them
>>537283808>I don't even read the stories keklol
>jpcuck projectssausage
>>537284006Getting her to turf is pretty easy, getting her to long is going to be tough.
Tazuna is for (You)
>>537283805>he doesn't know
>>537282925>he is unawareSomeone's gonna get stuck in Satono Corp's VR Umalator
>>537284191>>537284050I didn't know so many anons in uma did not read the stories of the game they play or defend retards who skip everything, Embarrasing...
I could only barely reach 1k for both speed and stam with insane luck and early charming. At least I got a 5th 3* stam spark out of it.
>>537284362bro i dont even know how to read
Teio I can't be your trainer anymore
>>537283449Keep training more umas, sometimes weird thing happens. Like I have two goldships from exact same parents, one of them gave extra circle and another didn't when picked for parenting. I don't know what the fuck is the difference, I used same cards for both and didn't change the other side. Shit's weird.
/umaJP/ must be dead kek
>>537275686>Wishing a boring vasectomy surgical procedure on others>Not even willing to go all the way and wish them a proper sexy uma castrationPathetic
for anyone building aces, friend this guy354559980235this horse is insane for aces and parents
>>537284395those are some good golshi's. You'll get A round for sure, ganbare anon
>>537284282I can do both separatedly because I have a long uma I can borrow to get it to B then complete with one of mines that gets it to A. But that combo gives me a C turf - A longAnd I also have a way to get it to A turf C longAnd lastly a way to get it to B turf and B long, but I dont know which combo has the most favorable rng... I buess the two Bs have more chances of becoming As than a single C
this thread already talks about JP umas way more than the base roster lol blud is mad for nothing
>>537283808Why are you still here even after CM
>>537283805last time I let a friend convince me to read a gacha story because it was "good" was LB6, never again
>>537283449what? both matikane has 28 base affinity and mayano has 27 that's pretty good and they're horses everybody has
>>537284395I basically end up with mediocre stats every time I hit Straightaway Spurt and Long S, my current Goldship is like 1050/1150 as well but it wins at least
>>537284006Getting Falco to long is pretty not worth it. Those double Es means you are probably running 9/9 split at best for start of run Bs and need to hit the double statue to S Long or Turf, failure to hit either even once is a B
>wah wah jpcuckwow someone got really mad there I wonder why he's still playing a JP game?It's like those twitterfags who still use twitter even though they hate elon musk
>>537284362>AWMAGAWWW IMMA GET TO RACE IN A WEDDING DRESS, TEEHEE ISN'T THIS AMAZING GOOSER THIRSTBAIT? LET'S RACE TO THE CHAPELyeah nah I ain't reading this shit lol fuck that
>>537284298Where does she keep her tailDid she do the unthinkable and surgically get it removed?
>blud
>>537275787
>>537284483they all just lurk here.
>>537284561thank you
>>537282752They can always release premium gacha rewrites you know, this is cygays.....
>>537284298I mean yeah>>537284742Tail tucker
>>537284649the game itself scratches my autismi don't know anything about the girls other than what's posted here
>>537284750do you prefer bwo instead?
>>537275686*requests long shoes*
>>537283906Flash is mostly portrayed as Flaco's wingwoman. Also, I'm pretty sure that every uma has a different trainer
>>537284658reminder: if a writer was actually good they would not be writing for a fucking gacha
>>537284561I know you’re self promoting, but I like your Long sparks. Followed
>>537283310>mihomoYou shouldn't have mentioned and insulted MIHOYO now they are mad and acting like chinks crying about nanking.......................
>>537284561Fuark that's a good find, thanks anonymoos
>oldma bad numa good
>>537284935Cafe is so hot
>>537284561fuck my good stam long parent is also rudolf, this would've been perfect
more like MIHOMO bourbon
I was talking to a bunch of guys I recently met early and they told me chink gachas have a 0.6% rate of getting an SSRno wonder people who play that shit are so insane
>>537283310I know my mihomo bro would not like this comment
>>537276192I played Taiki Shuttle recently, she was pretty passive and fooling around until the very ending. How she is orange level, more intense than damn Natie?
>roll 500 times>dont get the rate up characterno wonder nip gachas are dead
>>537284561I'll forgive you this once for shilling your own uma since it is quite good.
>>537285346I got Mayano, Air Groove and Opera in 40 rolls tho
>>537284561https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?friend_viewer_id=354559980235I like it :33
>>537284561I can't read Binary, what does it say?
New???
Sorry anons but where can I check what uma is compatible with whom? I want to start understanding how this whole parent farming and affinity works
>>537284882>>537285116>>537284515
I am not here to date umasI am here to train them
>>537285701uh oh janny triggered...
>>537284561+1 to follower countno borrows generated
>So triggered it reported to janniesThe absolute state of uma, ruled by people who don't even read the story
new breed>>537285896>>537285896
>>537285718Bold words for someone within raping distance
i was gonna make a new bread, but there's an admire vega one already, /uma/ choice if you bwos want to use it>>537261652 just pretend it's 1252
>>537285942Tardbwo...
>>537282371Hate this 'y-you're not supposed to win this' bullshit
>>537285346New trainer? Click that exchange lineup link under the scouting buttons.You can get the featured trainee/card through there after that many rolls. Those points don't carry over to next banner though.
>break the rules>face the consequences of your actionssounds like you're mad kek
>>537282409Yes
>>537275903that's fucking wrong retard
