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Teio!
>>541566357Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>541565434>>541565434
>>541566412
>>541566357AlmondLove has 1 open spot. Don't flatline or go MIAPut /uma/ or something on your profile when applying
nobody told me tazuna was a waifu candidate... her events are cute as fuck...
>>541566472Yes
Digitan LOVE
>>541566447
>>541566472:^)
any docs for Leo cup?
Hey (You)! /Uma/ Club has a spot for you competitive toreina-san!Reply with ID (and an estimate of what you can comfortably gain if possible!) for an invite!
Is Maru or Ryan's unique better for late surgers this CM3? I can only choose one
Bros... it's literally what happened at L'arc...
>>541566787Vodka S rankrest F tier
post uma's that make you :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7mx9e-kychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7mx9e-kychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7mx9e-kyc
Can't wait for summer hag.
dan dan kokoro hikaretetsu
which spark should i use for blockushin? i will try to run 3 power 3 wits cards. should i pump the sparks into speed or stamina?
>>541567037sono mabushii egao ni
>marked
>>541567006You are brown
>took sweep out of my deck for one run to use cards with better hints>immediately forgot she existed>only realized why my speed trainings were so bad halfway through a run
GOAT
>541567006buy an ad
>>541566935I'm making rice
>>541567162wdym? isn't sweep included just to gamba on her charming event?
France > Japan
>>541566935
danchud... do the needful
>>541567253No?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541566357Wife, can't wait for her banner.
>>541567253No, she's one of the best speed cards in the game. She's on a similar level to Suzuka, right below Biko and Bakushin in global. In the current JP career she's better than Kitasan and her SSR.
Doto manga whenWhy is cygames so afraid of showing Opera during her peak, is it because it'll expose the blatant attempts at rigging races by having most of the horses block Opera O to stop him from winning instead of trying to win themselves?
>>541567379Sorry, all out of Grass. Plenty of Vodka though.
>"Welfare Special Week is bad because she can agemasen you">Oguri Cap (only pace chaser you need) doesn't care about that
>check chronogenesis>click danchou nameDanchou...
>That's it! Hey, you! You tell me what I should do!Do whatever you want.
>>541567636Yep and thats why she is the GOAT
>>541567802I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>541567253She's the poorman's kitasan, sometimes even better. It's funny some kitasan rerollers are tosholet and have to borrow her
...
Why are nips obssessed with this race anyway?French horses never win Japan cups too, its too much to expect a horse to win outside their country.It'll only make the horse depressed and end their carrier.
>>541567636Welfare Special Week is mostly bad due to low spec prio/starting bond/training bonus.
Why was the goddess of victory not on our side?
>>541567849Torena-san wouldn't say that.
>>541567802
>>541566357>uhhhhh why has no international horse won the Japan cup> but in 2019, unfortunately, there were no overseas runners in the Japan CupNobody cares about a dead region
Now you've just gotta get ready for the test!
I need a Fujimasa March girlfriend.
>>541567921>low spec prio/starting bond/training bonusAnd compared to what?
>>541566460bump1 spot just taken1 spot left
the french
>>541567101Probably speed, so you can avoid training speed and focus on power/wit but still win races
Think for yourselfForm your own opinionEclipse last
I'm not feeling very marvelous today...
>>541566787Same thing as Taurus Cup except front runners are viable with Seiun's unique and there is a second stamina debuffer available
God, i hate the French.
This TM Opera almost won. This game is kind of weird.
>>541568147MLB Kita
>>541566787Yeah
>>541568189Who was in Paris?
>>541567921Better than most MLB SRs for pace chasers tho
I need my bro girlfriend.
>>541567121hatenai yami kara tobidasouhold my hand
>>541566570I want to make this stallion my wife
>>541568189Accelerate schedule faster need Cafe
>>541568330cheval noir
>>541568147Kitasan/Biko/Bakushin/Tosho/Suzuka(Front) mainly?I'd say welfare Spe is on a similar level to SR Taishin/Eishin/Halo but with a niche of Med/Long pace instead being for End/Late/Statstick.
>>541568269>Everything is bad compared to a MLB Kita that costs hundreds of dollars to getNo shit
>>541568415slow down I need time to save
the french are known as great lovers. combine that with the natural beauty of umas, you just know that japanese umas are afraid of getting their trainer stolen if they traveled to france
>>541568303No way you need 1k, you could probably get away with 750/800 and 2 golds.
>>541568330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
this doesn't seem worth
cingrey S2's opening is so much worse than the first one
>>541568458kitasan wouldn't dress like this
would you an npc
>>541568479>great loversYeah, so great that they had to make paternity tests illegalKeep the frogs on that side of the pond, please.
>>541568443>Free SSR is bad when compared to SSRs which are harder to get AND a SRlol>>541568585but she should
>>541567379>wants me to believe this is a Japanese assjust hang up the katana already
>>541568479>the french are known as great lovers.LOLLMAO EVENAs a french myself I can tell you without a doubt it's wrong. Women here are shit.
>>541567913L'arc really used to be the greatest turf race in the world when japs were just started going outside. The near miss with el sealed the deal in their minds and even though l'arc fell down to just being another one of europe's great races, they still can't get free of it. Also the near misses later piled on to their obsession
>>541568170>>541566460Now closed thanks to the 2 that joined
>>541568637The one on the right, yes
Are midrace accel skills really useless for late surgers? It feels like of they're actually dead last or in 7th/8th they just get BROCKED in the late race and die.
>>541567503what is she supposed to be doing in that image?what is with the hair strewn about on the bed?
>>541568702
Equinox would've won that.
>>541566460>>541568751Thank you
>>541568479It's a false stereotype. French people are rude, jaded, and smell like cigarettes.
I thought Sirius was supposed to be a chad winner horse and not an Ayabe-tier shitter wtfIt's like seeing a decent swipe on tinder then chatting/meeting up only to find out they lied about their height and their face looks uglier irl
educate me on horseraces in yurope umadacchisis it basically just france/england or is there actually something more?i can't believe germany, spain or italy have absolutely nothing going oni know about palio di siena but from what i understand it's just some small town's tradition
>>541568585She would if her trainer wanted her to.
>>541568558hmm what is this?
>>541568786you need to understand the difference between acceleration and velocity. velocity increases your top speed, acceleration gets you to your top speed faster.
>All three JP horses aren't even that successfulWhy were we excited again?
>
>>541568362Holding Grass' hand and kissing her soft lips..
I love just how much the world romanticizes the French. Just to chime in: The French invented baguettes. Literally the worst bread on the planet. So dry, so hard and so chewy.
>>541568984started going through uma stories for carrats, cafe's pure sex voice is the best part of agnes's story
>>541569075Imagine the smell of victory.
>>541569028Delete this, my wife Oguri is not a gyaru bimbo
>>541569042so mid race acceleration is useless for lates because they have a low top speed mid race?
>>541569119Guess you could say they are a bunch of faguettes.
if french are so goodthen why do they always lose the japan cupcheckmate frogs
>>541569028We need gyarus in uma!
>>541568702How do you fags keep failing McQueen?
>>541569037convert button in your inventory
>>541568995Bongs and their former vassals are the only first rate countries left. Italy is basically dead (its races got downgrades and the country itself got kicked into part 2 category), germany got solid breeding operations, okay training but limp racing. French are dying and cut the prize monies for non-g1 races by half last year so that they can barely maintain their g1s. Still got good breeding and training programs though. Other european nations are non-entities.
>>541567006im not watchingdebuffs are a meme since with higher caps (as in peak) from future scenarios you will never lack stamthen people move to dominator and other speed debuffsthen they get banned in cms
>>541569261It literally started raining during the race, its cursed I tell you.
>>541569236Kaichou will never say this
Why didn't the japs just train the horses to withstand the rain lol are they stupid
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7mx9e-kyc
>>541568479I prefer Japanese umas
mood down -> mood down -> mood down ->1st place -> under the weatherguess the horse
Please anons bless my bakushin run, I got this before even unlocking the director as partner, just turn 3
>541569354buy an ad
>>541568943why? did you think that she is some omega horse because of her personality? you completely misunderstood her character then>>541568995what the first anon said
>>541569413Teio?
>>541568995>>541569318Also remember that there's other types of horse racing happening in Europe. Jump racing is popular in some countries and Nordics are almost exclusively harness races.
>>541569429BAKUSHIN
>>541569119I was about to say that the french have some good inventions like the french maid outfit, but apparently that outfit is from fucking UKSame thing for the french press, but in ItalySo as far as I know, the only worthwhile thing to come out of france is Expedition 33
>>541569342Esl's don't deserve rights.
>>541568716>women are le shit because they prefer Aboubakar and Mbibisi over me
>>541569272Studies show that anons are more likely to click stamina when training McQueen because the stamina button has a heart on it and there is a subconscious connection to liking an uma and hearts. Or something
>>541569685More like, I don't want them because 80% of them have been blacked If that's your thing go for it king but I'm not touching that shit.
I think McQueen is ugly.
>run 2 cards with groundwork hints>no groundwork entire runi see you, uma gods..
>>541567913>>541568725The greatest breeders are British(Irish), They have won in Japan, America and everywhere really.
>I share a thread with balding men>And also the French
>>541570034I don't like that the picrel implies Matikanefukukitaru is bald
Is Front is the right pick here (or always)? Ines Fujin has a little over half my speed and stamina, same for Bourbon.
>>541570185yes front hereespecially for miles
Can't believe I got lucky with Taishin for once, and got first hot spring ticket too. Wit is still low, but I had enouhg of this grind. Time to build blockushin, although reaching 1000 pwr 1000 wit seems very hard.
>>541569061Byzantine Dream made it to the money anon. That's respectable.
>I share a thread with "Americans"
im getting kinda gay vibes from umas challeging each other to races"GIRL BTW IF I RACED U I WOULD TOTALLY DOMINATE YOU MAKE YOU MY BITCH CUM ALL OVER YOU"it sounds kinda gay in the anime you know
if I want to inherit a specific skill should I just pick that single skill at the end of the run? Or it does not matter and I can pick as many as I want? (Groundwork parent farming for the future since I have no idea if it will become easier to get)
>>541570258>yes front here>especially for milesBut anon has a C in front and it's rainyIf he doesn't have wet conditions, isn't he going to be at a disadvantage?
>>541570394
Damn, she's stacked
>>541570416Each spark is independent chance so you don't get any benefit out of picking less skills.
>mention france>french people start talkingfucking hate when this shit happens
>>541570394You’ve got AIDS, bro.
>>541566357Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>541570442you overstat the NPCs so much that bad style aptitude doesn't really matter
>>541570442strategy aptitude only affects wit, the worst thing that could happen is that you get a big rush but you have enough stamina anyway
>I share a thread with brown "people"
>first maru run>hot spring ticket from rafflewoa
>>541570258>especially for milesSo the shorter the race, the more I should consider moving towards the front to avoid brocking, right? I think I get it now, thanks.>>541570442I have +30 power over Fujin, but my wit will tank
alright its 2.30am here in SEAim going to bed expect the thread to improve :3
Cafe love
>>541570394>"GIRL BTW IF I RACED U I WOULD TOTALLY DOMINATE YOU MAKE YOU MY BITCH CUM ALL OVER YOU"No uma says this
>I share a thread with chestnut "horse"girls
>>541570394Welcome to spokons
>>541570541thanks
>>541570185sprint/miles = front/pacemedium/long = pace/lateYou could go late/end on miles if you're confident your power is high enough to build up speed over the short distance
>>541570662But there's no internet in the third world. Right?
>>541570509my CM4 ace
>I share a bed with a single horse girl>I share a table with a single horse girl>I go on dates with a single horse girl
>I am a horse girl
Can i easily win ura on maruzensky with 600/600/600?
>>541570762greyposter detected
>tfw I don't have oguri or the golshi card
>>541570662 I hate on spe, but if she were real I would be all over her.
>>541566190It’s time for the last few umaooo farmers to join /Uma/ Club and make it a top 1 club so we can collectively dab on Eden as a general
>>541570509yeah its great
>>541570838:)
>>541570838Boomerzensky... that time has long gone...
>>541570394>implying sports aren't inherently gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8cPsM4wqtI
>>541570864>He doesn't manage a whole group of umasYour situation seems unstable
>>541571038HULK HOGANWE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA
>>541570258>>541570825It worked
>>541570394stop projecting your degenerate impulses upon the umas
>>541569429Goddesses be with you
>>541569284never noticed you can convert embtw can the guarantee make debut ticket be exchanged at shop or nah
>>541570729>>541571148you guys didnt watch the latest episode with commiesubs?
>>541570838jej
>>541570937If you have some decent skills so you don't get blocked, yes. Late start on lowish power frontrunner is a death sentence.
>>541571183The new one? It’s not a selector it’s a roll on the guarantee banner. I’m glad I still have my selector
>Get groundwork>Highroll stats>Only wet ground so far>No focus or standard distance>Only 10 turns to endBros... I think I'm not gonna make it
>>541570721
>>541570662Why does Spe-chud hate minorities so much?
>>541571514this is extremely important
>>541571040Your trainee would spray menthol on your balls if she heard you saying that.
Yeah that about sums up my Taishin runs in general and makes me want to play Tickezo instead
>>541571634The anime smoothed her over (just season 1 things), the real horse hated certain color horses.
>>541571514Me and my gf
>>541571634When they were colts Grass trie
>>541571749umas naturally form harems
>>541571040
>>541571410Just want to point out that Top Gun SR guarantees focus
>>541569892Should blame your colonial ancestors for being way too crazy for the native poon.
>>541571834Your pre-loaded fourth date with MLB Tazuna bro?
>>541571923
>>541571634Because he hated Grass Wonder then chestnut horses in general.
>>541571652Horses don't have that much control over their tailsWhich means she had to wrap her tail around torena herself.
>>541569230mid race acceleration is useless for everyone because you only accelerate late race and right out of the gate
>sir the reddit has hit the doto towershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD_QDxN-myk
>>541572056wtf
>>541572123but these are isekai umas
>>541572123Biwa ahh head
WHOEVER DESIGNED TAISHIN'S CAREER SHOULD BE GUNNED DOWN SLOWLY FROM THE LEGS TO THE HEAD
>>541570864Soon you will be making babies with a single horse girl
>>541572178It was a good run Doto bros but it looks like we're going to be reddit soon
>>541572170then how come sparkly stardom has accel in it huh checkmate accellets
Benis Bark...
>>541571634She got raped and gaped by Grass Wonder in the sweltering hot summer of 2014 KWAM.
i have 5% winrate in cm rooms
>>541572012Tazuna can not save this horse as she is destined to walk the path of jobbing
>>541572360Because it also gives speed, so it raises the top speed and gets to it faster
>>541571634he got forcefully separate from his human mommy and his horse mom was an abusive chestnutgrass wonder dabbing all over him didn't make things better
>>541572404why girls love kabedon so much?
>charming and fast learner before debut>cygames intern deploys the rig protocolOnly 2 double+ rainbows during classic and senior years is tragic
>>541572360You don't normally accelerate mid-race. Triggering a velocity increase only gives you a temporary max speed buff, your horse still needs to accelerate to this new speed. Once the skill ends they decelerate back to their normal max speed. So that specific skill increases max speed and gives you acceleration to make you reach that new cap faster, effectively shooting you way ahead of other horses.
Do they ever add any new 1 or 2 star umas?
>>541572549>his horse mom was an abusive chestnuthis mom died anon
>>541572667yes, Turbo and Tannhauser are coming as not 3*
>>541572667Just a few, Twin Turbo is 1* and Mambo is 2* for example.
I forgot about that orange uma. What was her name again?
>>541572596They yearn for the hydraulic presses
I LOVE RNGI LOVE RNGI LOVE RNGI LOVE RNGI LOVE RNGI LOVE RNGI LOVE RNG
There’s umas for every group here
Why do japs embrace a rich elitist sport they suck at on the international stage?
>>541572715his foster mom
Racism is not okay.
Choose your crepe, /uma/.
>>541572826yeppers?
>>541572914>rich elitist sportCan you really call jp horse racing that when its so popular?
>400/450/350/200/210I guess I'll go fuck myself then
>>541572596japanese men are betas so the women are weak to even slightly assertive men
Oh this looks pretty ho->tattoo Nevermind
When's Doro?
I don't know where this misinfo about only two acceleration phases is coming from, but there's also a shorter one when you shift from initial leg to middle leg of the race. But it's so short that one may as well disregard it
>>541573046spe's if i want dessertel's if i want an actual meal
>>541573169ok...
>>541573131Two more trainee banners, late this month.
>>541573116Whose club danchou is that
>>541573073I can pick up a basketball and play with a couple friends down the block on any day, I can't find a horse and midget to race in a stadium.
>>541572965yeah, trueyour post didn't specify that so I misunderstood
>>541572914>elitist sport>weak on international stage
Granny made it
just woke up, how did the jp horsies did in l'arc
>>541572914They have won in the US, France, Dubai, HK, not sure if they've won in the UK though.But it's just this one race they can't win, no matter how many horses and tries they throw at it.
>>541573383lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
I want to teach Oguri about the joys of sexual intercourse
>>541573383exactly as expected
>doing parent runs on top gun>current setup gives smart faclcon double circle, yay>finally get 3* el condor pasa>do her career again>thanks to her aptitudes get to do A LOT more g1s>Top gun careers averaged at 14-16~ g1 wins>el condor averages at 18-22>Do a run where I had 19 >IT DOESNT GIVE SMART FALCON DOUBLE CIRCLE>both grandparents are an oguri with 14 g1s and a borrow seiun with a billion wins (same grandparents)>check affinities>its only a 1 point difference between top gun and pasaI DON'T UNDERSTAND PARENTINGTHIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSEAHHHHHHH
>>541573383incredible. now go back to sleep
Human women are a joke
Is there a market for uma milk?
>>541573437Oguri Cap doesn't look like that
>>541573289You should have bought a horse instead of a car.
>>541573552Sponsored by Blizzard
>>541573289I don't know about other countries but japs have syndicates for pre-race horses with a share going as cheap as 2k usd for a horse that could win a race or two. So yeah, not exactly elitist
>>541573228Less than a month now until I can finally finish my damn kitasan
I'm starting to very much believe in the conspiracy theory of account seeds
Umas would be perfect if they didn't have tails. How are you supposed to spoon with them?
>>541571634
>>541573497She’s so pretty I don’t even care that she’s a slob and lives in a total sty
>>541573228Wait cancer cup is tomorrow ???I haven't even finished my acesAnd even less CM4 horses 2 weeks after itAre they trying to kill their player base?
>>541573718what's the problem?
>>541573383VIVA LA FRANCE
>>541573552
>>541573459Affinity has a linear effect so there's not much difference between a 149 point single circle and a 151 point double circle anyways
Anyone know where can I see how many fans I contributed to my club this month?
>>541573718In a better world, (You)'d be the little spoon
Matikanefukukitaru.
>it's another Vodka Cuts and Drives after Taishin already crossed the finish line episode
Not bad but>speed
>>541527990Always been the case, likely always will be the case. It would still be the standard for 1440K/4K as well if it wasn't for the disgusting file-sizes movies would have (200+GB). Mind you that HEVC can have great quality as well, but you need to ease up on specific settings for that, while pumping the bitrate to allow the natural sharpness to survive. Hell, 264 is still extremely common for video game recording, but again at a cost and risk for file-size.
>>541573552early 2000s dreamworks was wild
>>541573849You're right but my big frustration is I should be getting MORE affinity from that pasa, not LESS
What do Teiofags like about her?
Maybe train your horses better and you'll win a l'arc race or two instead of praying for highroll statsticks lmao.
How viable is our favorite umadol in Leo cup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrkdabe (yeppers)
What's funny is that people actually had hope for the JP horses this year. Nothing about the line up screamed l'arc winners.
>>541574012that she's a girl
>>541574012Teio
>wins a lot of G1 races>dogshit sparks>doesn't win G1 races>sparks you need but no whites because she's a loserWhat the fuck is up with this game, really?
>>541573169There are 2 accels for pace/late/end in early but they don't have a timing that can be consistently lined up with an accel skill, and they are quite small so having a skill on them wouldn't have as much of an impact compared to the front accel which is the combination of both and lines up exactly with GW.
>>5415732287 weeks until Digitan
Just walked out of Tracen and a French uma smacked my ass
>>541574012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kw4y3xXerk
Do you guys actually run this dogshit guts card on your late surgers?It feels bad but I mean, if on your left is THAT good...
>>541573991Their animation stuff since day one was fascinating period https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJleW4TCQM0
>>541574012cute voice cute girl
>>541572404Lame. Umas are supposed to kabedon their trainers, not the other way around.
>>541574150here we go again
>>541573850chronogenesis.netSome tips:1. It only updates once daily at around UTC 10:00 (probably very early for you)2. The amount of fans your club gains will actually be slightly more than what is counted for your club’s rank (some weird thing in the game code)3. Do not become obsessed with it. That will ruin the game for you. Do your thing and only check for fun.
No, you borrow Furious Feat
Took 4 times to win the maiden race criteria for hopeless stakes, after the first 2 losses I got nightowl and mood down. Might be the worst junior year I have gotten.
>>541573383they got absolutely frogged
>>541573991I am convinced they deliberately make weird shit to bury 2D animation.
>>541574001Discrepancy might be from a random G2 race then?Our version still counts G2s for affinity calcs, but they get removed in a later patch.
>>541574351you always use front in the debut. late is asking to lose.
>>541574312I'll keep you updated
>>541574089umadol/swimsuit hag sex can basically take on all CM content as a dynamic duo until bourbon comes out months from now(with with the small exception of no umadol in long and no hag tits on dirt but they can duo the rest together)
Onii-chan.... are you ready for CM 4? The missing piece is here now. Are you ready?
>>541574238Wait, slow down, chiefYou can't bring unadulterated kino into the thread
>>541574351>LateAnon, your free win trick?
>>541574525every day like the fujianon pls
>>541573827You have like 75 hours, don't worry
Danchou…
>>541574534>finally another chocolate uma>looks like a manFucking monkey's paw
>>541574675Germans look like THIS?
my cm4 team
>>541574580I am readyto lose in Group B finals
>>541574580just overkill your stam, then the retard only has one uma capable of winning a race debuffers, ESPECIALLY double debuffers are such a meme
IT'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP TRYING TO BANG YOUR TRAINERS INSTEAD OF TRAINING THAT YOU RETARDS KEEP LOSING L'ARCRETARDS
>>541574502>>541574591I'll keep it in mind
>>541574742And like this
>>541574441Don't look up what's the highest budget animated movie in germany...
my cm3 team
>>541574584Both of you to assume that I care. I just wanna mention that I enjoyed these three when I finally watched them some weeks back. https://youtu.be/ie-FB6Opo5c
>>541574591>arima kinen>with 450 stam>swapping to the style that drains stam EVEN HARDER>winsThis webm is such ragebait, it should have been genuinely impossible to win there unless you have like 2x gold stam skills
>>541574861Can you blame me?
>>541574526She still wants angling and late race comer accel unique I’m assuming?
>>541574810Well anon lemme tell you that in JP the meta is double debuffer and Nice Nature is still the top debuffer
>>541574534Are tony bin and air groove related in the show
>>541575074Seiun is a permanent parent for front til the end of time.
>>541575001That was from CM3 ace runs, so not even a single white recovery
>>541575074theyre both fronts, they always want groundwork+angling, always
>>541574884Skinsuit and rubber tits
>>541574810
>>541574720
>>541575089cool lie
>>541575001Really?Oguri, Goldship and Chud slams Arima at 350 with no recovery at all
>>541573116my Danchou looks like that?!
Massage your trainee’s back and shoulders after races
>>541574325What a horrible ingame UI.Thanks though!
>>541575134NTA but what is the meta inherit for Smaru if you want to run her this CM at the last minute other than Angling?
>>541574526>no hag tits on dirtShe's easier to get A on dirt than turf on falco though
>>541575001>it should have been genuinely impossible to win there unless you have like 2x gold stam skillsYou're thinking of pvp anon, 450 is a bit borderline but you don't need much more than that to finish career. About 600 is plenty for URA Finale, you need less for career G1's.
Watching the URA races I realised that in semi-finals and finals she didn't activate her unique... because she was too fast. She was too fast so the conditions did not trigger and I have to hope Enroaching Shadow triggers or otherwise the raw stats pushes her to victory as her unique skill becomes non-existant.My confusion over this characters grows ever more.
>>541574593There might be days without power
>>541575181>>541575139my pasa parent runs CANNOT win arima kinen unless at 600 stam or 550+skilllike it isnt an RNG/BROCKED kind of thing, if I do it with less than 500 she will get chain 10th over and over even with clocks, you can't "rng" running out of stamina
>>541575306smaru my balls
>>541574953whores
>>541575306El
I want to FUCKRAVAGERAPEASSAULTDaiwa Scarlet
>>541575001>>arima kinen>>with 450 stamyou know that the actual distance is what matters when it comes to stats and not just the length label, right? same thing as single/double circle affinity.
>>541575385>my pasa parent runs CANNOT win arima kinen unless at 600 stam or 550+skillIt seems like it works OK when you have 800+ speed
odds I try to make a front runner one last timeevens I accept whatever comes and start training for leo
>charming pre-debut>triple taste of effort>4-supp stacks TWICE>it's a throwaway fan-farming run for Dan ChowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>541575385If you're low-ish stam you always go late on those with Pasa, pace is a trap.
after i acquired beeline burst and rushing gale the game just started throwing as many debuffs and sleep deprived events as it could.john cygames isnt happy that im not buying currency
>>541575574* and of course you need to be a based front runner
>>541575449she's willing to do all of the above consensually you know
I just busted a fat load to El. El isn’t my wife…
Teio or Suzuka otherwise it's going to dupe. I believe in Teio.
>>541575629
>>541575742Yeah but her voice is cuter when she's mad>Mouuu
>there are anons here who already complete the new special missions How?
>>541574001nta but mayano does have 3 more affinity with those grandparents for falcon. Pasa probably only gains extra affinity with whatever dirt or mile races oguri did, which isn't much, and maybe mayano won some g2/3s that sky/oguri did? Did Pasa skip some turf races that sky did?
>>541575767woe, special chud be upon ye
>>541575696REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I feel like all the frontrunner stuff I've heard about OMG WHALES has been /uma/s second biggest psyop next to taishinIt's literally just setting up groundwork shit, after that it isn't complicated at all, and you get the easiest careers in the fucking game
>>541575893It's Rudolf dupe which I can accept
>Agnes run>Gets 2nd with shit stats in Hopeful>7th and 8th in random OP races
>>541576026breasts too small
>>541575919winning careers was never hard
>>541575919Front runners have always been easy mode in career. They're huge rng in pvp because Seiun skill is so strong but only one uma can ever activate it per race. Things would be radically different if all front runners could activate it.
Hello, I would like an uma wife that is not racist.
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming,France is coming homeTHREE UMAS IN THE RACEL'ARC DE TRIOMPHE STILL GLEAMINGFIFTY SIX YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
I want to kick her in the stomach repeatedly until she's puking blood. Maybe then she might understand why she came to Tracen - to race, not to job constantly like a pathetic baby. Parent runs with this tramp are a fucking nightmare.
>>541561378YAMETTE-KUDASTOPPPUI AM AT 493,000 I DO NOT WANT TO DEMOTE TOMORROWFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK UUUUUUUU
>>541576098Calstone Light O
>forgot to change to pace>OGURI????
Thanks I guess
>>541576174I too have made an E oguri
>>541576125This isn't exclusive to any uma, all parent farming is like violently ripping off your nails.
>>541576153She's racist against pronghorns.
>>541576174Oguri FRAUD
>>541576026Is there a single cosplay whore who doesn't photoshop their face to oblivion?
>>541575919I've had shit luck getting Groundwork on my Suzie with good stats. Very discouraging. I might try running 4spd/2guts and doing the bare minimum for stamina so I don't gas out, that might be more consistent. How much stam do you need for 1600m before guts takes over? I assume more than 200?
Japan in the Arc is like little baby
>>541576174Ho, ho, hee, hoo!
>>541576125if you are failing parent runs then your account is not strong/seeded enough to go with full parent decks. borrow that kitasan/creek.
>>541576253Kek, you bet her entire career in clearling hopeless too huh?
>>541576026>>541576341She looks fine, more in a natural side I might add
Does charming not affect director loli?Please please please respond
does anyone have the big gaslight picture for this coming CM?Post it please
>>541575385The problem with Condor arima is usually the B long sapping your speed, the normal just-get-over 600 for parent runs isn't close to enough speed there.
>>541576508No, I forgot to set her to pace for the mile race which gave her 5th THEN got 18th on hopeless
>>541576094Fronts also have terrible speed modifiers, so they'll actually be a lot slower than late/ends given the same accel and no blockage. That why non-angling fronts often finish last, even behind lates that miss all their accels. CM3 is all accel/block gambling.
>>541576125anon, parent farming is just ass in general>gimping stats because you're running every G1 and its brother>deck is shit because it's all about the skillsYeah no shit URA is going to be tough with barely B in spd/stam/pwr/wit, and if you have strict stamina checks like Golshi, Sky, Fuku, Mayano, etc., where you -need- 600 stam by Senior April, that's even more dfificult.
Need a thicc country uma
>>541574208Only folks with MLB cards in the rest of their deck should be using Winning Ticket Guts for On Your Left. In your case, using that card will absolutely nuke your stats so you're better off borrowing MLB Bamboo Memory for Rising Dragon instead. Note, Bamboo has a chance to agemasen you and not give you Rising Dragon.
Big Vodka for a big win
>>541576529no, only support cardshot topic is for story npcs
>>541575294peropero
>>541576590No fucking way that's exactly what happened to this run too
redpill me on calstone light o
ah, right before a big bannerI have enough carrots to roll but just a small whaling trick away from sparking totally organic, cygenerous
>>541576643Your son flopped, Duramente! Your bloodline is WASHED!
>>541576764neko wa mofu
>>541576671
>>541574208Stinky Nature is coming to save late surgers
>>541576764she has autism, maybe aspergers too
>>541576253I did that but with Falco and McQueen, kek. Wasted a borrow too, was big mad
Who's the best bloodline Japanese-wise currently?
>>541576764Unintentional comedy gold. Fun friend dynamic with Durandal and Believe.
>>541576546please i know ten of you have itits the one with the shitty tier list on the right and the skill reqs on the left
absolutely dogshit speed trainings and no groundwork.... im not gonna make it bros..
This is the Hishiama I have so far. Is she good enough for CM4 though?
>>541576764She hate yuri because it isn't straight.
>>541577002Probably Kitasan Black
>>541576657>agemasenMcQueen did that to me during my CM2 Golshi runs once and I flipped my shit
>>541577086Looks perfect to me.
Everyone will overstam for CM4, don't bother with any debuff that isn't dominator
How come the thread title is "uma musume" when it's one word "umamusume" ?
>>541577086seems pretty good to me bro
>>541577002https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading_sire_in_Japan
>>541577138>Kitasan Black>Croix du Fraud
kek, the anime reminds that even G2s are a big deal alreadythe game really doesn't do convey that at all
>>541577181Cygames and their love to fuck over perfect runs with RNG on RNG knows no bounds.
Uma musume is an ass game
>>541577189>>541577086>>541577217Whoops
>I made a 1560 effective speed Taishin>950 pow, 600 wit, furious, divine, shadow, drive>she WILL lose this CMWould everyone that didn’t roll for Taishin please laugh at me? Thanks.
>>541577303
>>541577263>the game really doesn't convey that at allNo, the game has gaslit me into thinking it's OUTRAGEOUS I didn't grab an undefeated Classic Triple Crown, Spring Senior Triple Crown, Senior Autumn Triple Crown, Dual Prix, AND Dual Grand Prix wins.
>>541577338There are people who are going to roll for Summer Maru, train her up in the 12 hours it takes to register and still end up losing. Umamusume is a luck game and if luck doesn't favor you in one race then that's just how the cookie crumbles.
>>541576764
>>541577417>pickle
Is this even good?don't late surgers not even do anything until late-race or am i misunderstanding?
>>541577512In need this uma NOW
>>541577312>Is she good enough for CM4 though?Nice stats, but CM4 is 2200m. Do you think 632 Stamina and 357 Guts with no recoveries will be enough for that?
is this the average fans per run to be in a S club?
>>541577338explain why that Taishin is bad, please
>>541573116oh it's HER again
>>541577196I've already seen a lot of fronts die in rooms
>>541577632>sub 1milglue
>>541577552they need skills to avoid getting brocked
>>541577552Yes late surgers do basically nothing until the end. Yes position pilfer is essentially useless
>>541577512I will now roll for this horse
>>541574584remove her ears
>>541484164>https://pastebin.com/R84k4dUNAny chance the anon who posted the helpful packet-sniffed veteran Uma yesterday is around? Screenshots of the actual Uma (especially the inspiration and a partial race history, maybe just the URA and one other race) in-game would save me a bit of time/trial and error...
>>541576764https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RbDsyMryHyY
>>541576764I keep reeading her name as calzone
>>541577507>There are people who are going to roll for Summer Maru, train her up in the 12 hours it takes to register and still end up losingTo add onto this, are we going to have another mass exodus of crash outs and quitters after Leo Cup. After the Kitasan Banner and Taurus Cup and the absolutely shattered reality of the multitudes of people here, I'm fairly sure the crash out is going to be harder when people roll Summer Maru and realize they don't have the cards to make her win and then throw a god complex fit over how much this game fucking sucks and they're leaving this RNG piece of shit for good.
>>541577417>huh, this reminds me of a certain porn artist>it's actually himAnimate Taiki getting railed, coward.
*audible gulp*
>>541577512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1Cxyl3rr8
>>541577338She'll 100% win if she can not get brocked (impossible)
>>541577598I thought as an end closer, she'd conserve enough stamina to make it, but she comes up just short at the end. If this was 1800 CM, she might have a chance.Yeah, back to grinding out another ace.
Bros… I am in love with Nice Nature…
>>541577658You have no idea how hard the munchkin jobs do you? She is “Good on paper” the horse. I literally have screenshots of an S-rank Taishin losing to Opera O legend race
>>541577778Maybe Cyjews will bump gibs again in that case, I'm at almost 6k carats and I need 24k more before the first week of February to spark the all-uma banner and FINALLY get Maruzensky
I don’t know if I should roll for Flash or Doto!
>>541577778Because its deserved, you can't blame people for finally snapping back to reality at how jewish uma musume really is.
>>541577942Lies
When will we get English VAs? There's a lot of talent that could bring umas to life for global.
>>541577854if you lose there's a distinct chance it will brick your run. Do a coin toss and if you win the coin toss, do the training
>>541578047*bonk*
>>541577881Ganbatte!
>>541577552The problem with lates and ends is that they have to be 6th or worse to fire their accels.Too far in front = dead.Too far behind = blocked.Sometimes you get all your accels and you get blocked anyway.Such is life.
Whats the difference between circle and double circling this skill?
>>541577986Doto and get valentine’s Flash
>>541577959That's not a Taishin problem, that's a Late/End Closer problem. There's always a risk of getting brocked in those positions. The easiest way to not get brocked is making sure to have enough mid velocity skills to push your end closer closer to the front during the last spurt so her A.I. is not coded to move to the inside of the walls where the major blocking happens. But nobody does that and always builds for last spurt running and wonder why they're always getting blocked.
This was a cute interaction
>>541577338>>I made a 1560 effective speed Taishinexplain
>>541577959what makes her job so hard? My only experience with end closers has been Golshi, and she's been strong as fuck, raped every long Legends race (not one loss) and has 95%+ win rate in TT (well until last week when I moved to Cl.6, now it's more like 85%), and her stats aren't even fantastic
>>541577881>but she comes up just short at the endNo anon, she comes up extremely short. If you look at the speed graphs you'll see that your Amazon doesn't start the last acceleration until extremely late due to lacking stamina and then completely dies in the last spurt.There's a huge difference between "enough stamina to finish the race" and "enough stamina to run the entire last leg at max speed". If you have enough stamina your uma starts to aim for the max theoretical speed the moment final leg starts.
>>541573552Yeah.Uma milk called semen.
>>541578047Nah, nigga. An English VA wouldn't do this game justice, and you know Cygames would get a tranny to do Haru Urara's voice.
>>541575154>>541574884still would
>>541578331Gold Ship is an outlier because her Ult essentially makes her into a Pace Chaser.
>>541577854Well, your run is dead anyway if you don't click it. Might as well.
>>541577986Trust your dick
>>541578271He mean Mile S +speed greens, etc
>>541577854>senior year early nov>425 stamMight as well roll, she's pretty much glue already
>>541578380>and you know Cygames would get a tranny to do Haru Urara's voice.Worse, they'd probably get a 30yo woman.
>>541578047no thanks retard-kun.i know for a fact we are gonna get the same foid to voice half of the cast and its just going to be a shitty "mommy" voice
>>541567551>Et tu, Doto?
>>541574964>>541574238Fuck I forgot how good this movie was.
>>541578331Taishin's skill has very strict position requirement and it fires off much later than Gold Ship, so it's rng/blocked central for her. Gold kinda cheats since the ult starts way earlier than anything else and naturally tends to push her to the outside lane where she's much less likely to get blocked.
Oh? Is it time for /uma/'s favorite pastime once again?
>>541575385>my pasa parent runs CANNOT win arima kinen unless at 600 stam or 550+skillI just beat it with those stats (zero skills, except 2 ultimates) ...2nd tryIt's all RNG
>>541577338If you like Taishin, and I mean actually like her and didn't roll her because a youtuber told you to, then I would never laugh at you. Trying to get your favorites to win CM is the best thing to do.If you did then you're a fucking idiot LOL YOU FUCKING RETARD
What's sex with el condor pasa like
>>541578047
>>541578652excellent taste good friend
>>541578694>if I do it with less than 500
>>541578147+67% improvement
>>541577552The one uma I trained where I feel like that makes a difference is a late surger sprint King Halo for team trials because of how short sprints are. When training late surgers, I avoid getting skills that aren't limited to late race/final spurt because if they trigger too early, your uma will slow down so she doesn't overtakes pace chasers.
Wtf is Sweep’s problem
>>541578047>Wanting english VAs>lot of talentOnly if they go the Oblivion route and have 3 VAs voiceact all the horses, otherwise it's a waste of time and money
>>541578047I hope the next time you get up to do something, three of your toes smash into a table leg.
>>541578710Ay papi x 100
>>541578670Makes sense. I also try to get Golshi up to 400 wit and I always get her gold vision skill almost right away. Helps a lot with anti- blocking. If you can swing End Closer Savvy that's just icing on the cake. GODDAMN I love that retarded pain in the ass honse
>>541578047absolutely no one would use it if it was an option
>>541578047The Agnes is a nice touch to this bait, but it's still a 3/10 attempt
STOPTHE COUNT
>>541578865MY BROs tits aint that big...
>>541578806>>if I do it with less than 500Well, your fault for not putting it in the first sentence.Am I supposed to read the whole post every time?
>>541578418>>541578502yeah I realized this a bit too late.
>>541578350>No anon, she comes up extremely short.yeah, you're right. Though, I can replicate the stats and skill, but just add Swinging Maestro then I will win.
>>541579001how about this?
>>541578985Still caught more than enough (yous)
>>541578208
>>541579096too sloppy
>>541578897Love when she looks at me like I’m walking garbage
>>541578865
This girl...
>>541579135Look at her go
Maachi...
>>541578865I want to marry my bro.
>>541579178middle school
>>541579319This is better. Would've loved to have a class bro like that
>>541579213was Mejiro Dober created specifically to cater to the hatesex fetish? This is very strange
>>541576546>>541577014COME ON IT USED TO GET POSTED EVERY THREAD
>>541579135>>541579231
>sound plays when clicking the stickerswhoa I did not know that
>>541576174monster? more like monstopped
Sohow did you like your first overseas race with japanese raiders ? its not as easy as the game makes it seem right ?
/uma/ I hate you.
When was the last time you pressed Give Up on a run, and what happened?
>>541579453OHAYO
>>541579603I’ll hatefuck her grand tits and hatecum all over her face
>Fast learner>Hot springs ticket >1* sparkBalance has been restored...
>>541579657never had
>>541579563Even in game the L’arc scenario races are pretty difficult so I’d say it’s accurate
>>541579657air groove got slacker the turn summer vacation started and then skipped three trainings in a row
>>541579603another boy that needs correction
>>541579603Cheval I love you.>smooch
>>541579657Plenty of fucked runs, but I never gave up on any. That would be wasted borrow
>>541574208>>541576657idk, it didn't seem THAT bad with the guts card for my first trypower obviously wasnt high enough, but I failed a training and got sick twice so this was just a proof of concept
>>541579603uwaa gomen
>>541579657ive been doing it consistently while training an ace for CM3. No Mile S + groundwork i just quit, danchou can suck my balls
Tracen's curfew is at 8.30 PM? That's way too early...
>>541579657I think it was a Falco run a good while ago. I completely forgot the december G1s were turf
Is it ethical to make love to Doto?
i want you all to know that Big Boss Fujita here asked Thorpedo Anna's owner to challenge Forever Young at Del Mar, at the Breeders Cup (sponsored by Cygames), and she will likely abidePlease do watch Japanìs hero at his challenge to be the world strongest
>>541579657I've only done it couple of times with runs that just had no hopes of even beating the goal races, let alone URA. I really do try to continue careers to the end no matter what just for fans, but couple of those were so frustrating I had to just shut it down.
>>541579878>kicks you for being a leechWhat now, leechboi?
>>541579453Did you know that if you click on the support card itself while viewing its skills you get a full-screen view of just the art for it? Neat.Did you also know scrolling is reversed in some random game sections for no reason? Less neat.
>>541579880There is nothing good happening when a school girl is out after 8:30
>>541579657Never clicked it in my entire life and I've been playing since Day 1. Even when the run is dead, you should always continue on because even getting 200k Fan Counts can contribute to your club!
>>541579657pic related can cause a run to genuinely be overI think I was already having bad luck and decided to risk it all and went all the way to awful status and just went "fuck it"
>>541579880that's just when you need to be back on campus grounds i think. which desu is fine, tracen has fucking everything you need.
>>541579445
In this thread we will praise digitan. Start NOW.
OUR HERO
>>541579965>kicks you for being a leechclearly not my danchou
>>541579657Slacker into failing to cure it 3 time in early classic year
>>541580056where's the sound
>>541580062The day that this faggot comes to my account is the day I quit this game.
>>541578047here's your english dub bwo
>>541579657golshi stepped on my balls until they popped
>>541579657It was a borrow run, I was trying to make an ace Daiwa but I kept hitting sleep deprived early and then I got night owl, I went to the infirmary twice, didn't heal, owl event triggered TWO mood downs back to back into summer.It was so tilting I even stopped trying to make front runner aces entirely, since I relied too much on borrows.
>>541579843If you used Bamboo Memory instead, you would have gotten Rising Dragon and 1.2k Power which is essentially equal to On Your Left. Remember, Vodka has 20% Power Gain.
>>541580063I wanna be...
THIS IS THE RUN
Too many negative events and losing races :(
>>541580024nta, but I just tried out portrait mode in races for the first time, and realized there are camera modes. And I can actually see them close up. I wish landscape mode had camera modes, or allowed you to switch during the race.
Daryz isn't even that strong you knowOmbudsman current world n°1 is way stronger
>>541579657A Super Creek run during Racing Hearts when I was still learning about parenting but had weaker cards. It didn't help I was somehow failing trainings that were <10% and that was before you deal with Under The Weather. I think I tried up to Satsuki Sho or the DAAAAHBYYY but once I saw how severely understated she was, I gave up. Didn't get event points, but I didn't miss the 4,000 or whatever points I would have gotten.
>>541579603I like you. I think you’re really funny but also know how tow the line so you’re not an asshat. That speaks highly of your intelligence and we’d probably be friends irl just because your sense of humor would get me every time. I know you want us to add that one thing but a better thing is in the works and I think it will be better long term. Also you keep up your helpfulness and you will qualify for the blue label so you can complete your mission and return the rightful representative to her place okay? *smooch*
>>541580219i feel bad for hershe probably thought this sounded really good
>>541579928It would be wrong if you didn’t
>>541578047People hate EN dubs because they reveal how fucking cringe JP/anime writing isthere I said it
>>541580285>the demomanheh
>>541580219>Can't do Golshi's sudden changes of pitchYeah, as soulless as you could expect
>>541580269>1.2k Power which is essentially equal to On Your LeftNow that's some exquisite gaslight
>>541580285Why is Demoman there? Is he a trainer in secret?
>>541566357Reminds me of that TikTok of the lady with big tits who's pretending she's getting out of the rain into her car but she's obviously just super oiled up
Why do so many cards give late surger stuff but almost none give pace chaser stuff
>>541579603you can't do that, mom said it's my turn to hate /uma/fuck you /uma/
>>541580475
>>541580269Wait is rising dragon THAT weak?if anything you just made that skill sound really shitty
>>541580532didnt ask zoomer>im not a zoomeryou're not only aware of, but actively watch tik tok, you're a zoomer by heart
guys, any idea as to why every video posted here has no sound for me? it only happens in /vg/ btw, other board's videos have sound
BIWA FUCK OFF AND STOP TAKING MY ENERGY WITH YOUR BIG ASS HEAD
>>541579657A week ago>Start Vodka run>Horrible card placement early so never had more than 2 on a type so shit stats early.>Night owl on first rest.>Failed sub 10% training led into a night owl which lead into a migraine at the end of the first year.The run was so absolutely dead I couldn't be bothered finishing it.
>>541580219Golshi needs Sarah Pitard or nothing at all
>>541580474don't make me tap the signhttps://youtu.be/ci8dIpNcyEY?si=_af1XUnwwviPydJ9
>>541580269Gaslight me into rolling for Kawakami Princess instead.
>Palmer shows up in your career run
>>541579657i never give up
Uh... is this safe?
>>541580474The problem isn't the writing, it's the delivery. JP has cringy shit like "Kisama!!", but it doesn't matter because the performance is good. JP VA's are rated at the same level as regular actors, they're legit superstars. English VAs will never ever reach the same heights
STOP gaslighting each other. AND...stop being HORNY.
>>541580475This is a cow
>>541580654You know what they say about umas with big heads
>>541580865Never
>>541580862A big problem with English voice acting is the same 20 voice actors formed a clique that marshal each other into every game.
The path to creating the perfect Demonic Nature is gonna be a rocky one it seems
>>541580865I can’t
>>541580865Hmm... nyo
>>541580785>golshi shows up in your career run>PLAPs 20 energy from you for like 5 guts and leaves
>>541580865Smart Falcon would say that
>>541580474No, people hate EN dubs because they reveal that there's actual passion behind their voice acting unlike 95% of English. And the fact that they use the same 15 voice actors for everything when they only have one range. EN VA are more worried about their political stance than they are getting better at their craft.
>>541579943>Forever Young Not a keibafag but this horse looks cracked. I take it he's better than the bunch of jobbers they sent to this year's L'arc? If that's the case, I'm looking forward to it.
2 more sleeps until I get to pull my beautiful wife…
CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)2 spots, anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541580818id like to hug this bro
>CM sign ups about to start>My best horse is a Pace Condor with 1k Speed, 700 Power and 380 wit>And this was one of my luckiest runs/uma/ I hope I get to go against some of you guys so that I can help my fellow torainas smoothly move onto Next Round. Leave me to rot.
>>541580818I’d like for my bro to suffocate me with her oversized udders.
601 is the target for Stamina right? If so, I should probably squeeze some speed or power sparks into my runs. Always end up near 800 stamina.
>>541581076>>541580474>>541580946This is why I liked the english VAs for this more than the JP ones, and this was pretty much the ONLY time I ever had this opinion:Almost every English VA for this game wasn't even a traditional voice actor, they hired people who did audiobooks for fantasy novels, turns out that was a good-ass choiceAnyway it's a little off-topic now, so even though I enjoyed the EN in that specific game, I'm more than happy with umamusume staying in JP.
Keep gaslighting each other.And keep being horny.
l-lewd
>>541579943The lineup is crazy stacked, it’s gonna be something alright
>>541579943And why would he want that other honse to be at the race?
>>541581402You shouldn't be using Stam cards whatsoever. I helped out some newfag and he can reach 550 in general with shit cards.
>>541581518I'm not. It's just from training Power + getting around 100 stamina per inspiration event.
>>541580862No it's because they translate shit into something that you wouldn't normally say in English so the dialogue sounds awkward and then you inject Japanese autism and now they sound like some awkward retard. You also have fags bitching and crying that something wasn't translated 1 to 1 if you try to fix the problem you have to deal with a whole different beast.This isn't to even mention how the anime VA industry is full of cliques and union faggots so dubs end up bad all around. At least game dubs have the potential to be good aside from this because companies like Capcom and Nintendo don't need to put up with any of this shit.Uma musume
>>541581484what kind of track are US courses?
>>541577512Not asking a meme question, is she another retarded no wits Uma?Because I fucking love retards.
>>541581484American names are kind of boring huh.
>>541579657My Mihono Bourbon, two turns before Arima Kinen, failed a training so she had an injury. This is the farthest I've gotten with Bourbon so I was feeling pretty cocky. I should've rested but oh well. In my infinite wisdom, I decided that her stats should probably be safe for Arima so I decided to infirmary. We got second place, I use a clock, she takes first place and we win the Arima. The very. Next. Turn. She gets hit with fucking migraine blues out of nowhere. Mind you, I have never EVER made it to the URA qualifiers with Bourbon before. My heart just couldn't take it anymore so I gave up, and never trained her again.
>>541581372somehow I feel worse than you - I'm your opposite yet I'm losing just as hardI have a tryhard falco and vodka both setup, fantastic skills, good stats, each has an S in something and... all they fucking do is choke and losehonestly I'd prefer to have dogshit umas, at least it'd give me an excuse for losing
MARE PUSSY
>>541579657I did it twice today. Both times was hitting 4 Sleep Deprived AND a Night Owl before the end of year 1.
>>541581372I don’t have a lot of good umas either but I’m just gonna send it
>>541579657When I was playing on JP because they don't have 3 fucking borrows per day.
>>541581076You don't speak JapaneseYou don't understand JapaneseYou've never been to JapanYou never will
>>541581632Dirt
>17 years old
>>541581372FWIW pace chaser Pasa with enough mid-race skills is probably the most consistent F2P option
>>541581835What were ((they)) thinking
>>541581858Is she really? With what skills?Pace chasers always felt so awful to me
>>541581484why the fuck is one of the horses locked? what do i have to do to unlock it?
>>541581808Neither of you know Japanese. What makes you, anon, the authority on JP voice acting in this case?
>4 speed 2 power>still didn't hit max speedhorrific luck. just absolutely horrific.
Gimlet is so cool
>>541581808You don't need to speak Japanese to understand that they actually enjoy voice acting and have a passion for it unlike the 8 EN VAs they always choose. I don't play Basketball but I can tell you just from watching that Stephen Curry is a beast. I don't eat hot dog but I can tell from looking that Joey Chestnut is a beast of a hot dog consumer.
>>541580219English VAs voice ranges are from generic white girl voice (deep) to generic white girl voice (squeaky)I have never heard anything different that comes out of an English VA dub
>Bakushin is a Korean born Japanese woman and thats why she pronounces her name as "Bakshin" Interesting
>>541581953He shows up after the race to dispute the result and then u have to 1v1 him to get the permanent unlock
>>541581858front condor is better, but it's way too late to start making one now.
they should redesign almond eyeshe can't be the greatest mare if she can't out-sex gentildonna and daiwa scarlet
>>54158163280% of American races are dirt
>>541581950He meant most consistent to lose
>>541582043>They use the same 40 voice actors>It's always the same 15>The same 8 always get chosen
>>541582128Probably the single faggiest thing I’ve read today
>>541582043>I don't eat hot dogBut why?
>>541582182There are only 2 VA they choose from.
I can't stop thinking about Fuji Kiseki
>>541581241DO NOT JOIN THIS LITERAL 0 FAN LEECH “DANCHO”>only logs in to retain positionDisgraceful asshole
>>541582302gay
>>541582025This is where you learn to level up your speed to level 5 before classic summer, its way more consistent and you can high roll speed for 2 years instead of 2 summersThis way you can save summer for secondary and tertiary stats depending on your needs
>>541582254Nta but they just kinda suck, manNever been in a situation where I’d take a dog over a solid sandwich or a burger
What does /uma/ think of Japanese dubs of western properties?https://youtu.be/_6NFOyE7oG0
>Proc Groundwork late year 3>NPC horse with 40% of my stats goes firstIs it all a meme psyop?
>>541581950As many mid-race speed skills you can get. This >>541572630 won against four decently built front runners, a Pasa would do even better.
>>541582182But it literally is the same 4 voice actors.If I have to hear Monica Rial again I'm going to run a cheese grater on my ears
>>541582254I don't like hot dogs. I think they're really gross. I'd absolutely scran a pizza or burger though.
need it
I can’t stop thinking about Eishin Flash
>>541581858I saw a pace pasa once that got in front of all the fronts denying them angling, then easily romped to victory because the lates and ends couldn't possibly catch up. But usually they just fail.
>>541582437>a 950 speed pace chaser won vs decently builtThey weren't well built, or decently built
>>541582467Anon, you were making good posts, please don't ruin it by being a cum gargling avatarfag
>>541582454guts + 10
>>541582548Their speed doesn't matter if they are not in first place as late-race starts, silly.
>>541582415He's no Keith David, but not bad.>Truth's scream is the same in both languageskek.
The next character posted is my wife.
>>541568334Yeah it's only sweep that is better. And special week pumps speed better than sweep, its just annoying to get her there.Also 10 race bonus is lowkey great.
The 3 star version of this is the only one that matters right?
>>541582596If posting two pictures of the same Uma makes one an avatarfag then this entire site is doomed.
AhemI intend to use Manhattan Cafe's panties as a coffee filter.
>>541582312shut the fuck up reddit cuck goddamn
>>541582529nah, keep it
>>541582467Maybe you've been eating hot dogs wrong anonRelish is a must-have, onions are nice
>30 seiun sky runs>1 parent and grandparent with groundwork sparks>using 2 cards with groundwork>0 runs got groundwork>tried a seiun with mile S 1200 spd 1000 pwr, got curb stomped by other seiuns groundworkYeah bros I might have to sit this cup out, this is hopeless
>>541582458>>541582043>>541582182>god english VAs are always the same people>OH MY GOD IS THAT NORIO WAKAMOTO, AOI YUUKI AND SUGITA FOR THE TEN THOUSANTH TIME? I'M CUMMMING IKUUUUU
>>541582707king halo is also better than spe.
>>541582925cuter character for surespe is nothing but annoying
>>541582724>the same Uma in the same scene with the same pose with the only change being the expressionfixed
>>541582889>shitting on based wakamoto
>try 10 or so cm rooms>every front runner has like 300-400 witwtf? I thought they needed like 600
>>541582864make a blockushin and two lates like anyone else who hates front autism retard
up to 18 followers and getting 7 rentals a day. i'm fucking rrrrrraking it in now boys.
>enter my umamusume (stallion) into the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies and JBC Ladies’ Classicheh
>>541581858How viable is she if pasa el condor is 2 stars?
>>541582889Norio Wakamoto has more talent in his little finger than the entire English voice acting industry.
>>541580865what else is there to do? post more rooms or something?
>sitting next to an /uma/ poster
our overlord
Still looking for a club. I don't want to go full sweat and deal with shit like quotas, but I do log in daily and mostly keep up with TP regeneration. Please be active enough that I can actually use my shoe donations, that was the main reason I left the random shitter club that I joined after starting the game.ID: 343376152533
I’m burned out on the game but I still like the umas and posting here
>>541583007how to make blockushin
>>541583335You might need an eye test. You typed that into /uma/, not Google.
>>541582760>reddit out of nowhereWhy the fuck are you trying to get anons to fill out your club if you don’t even play the game you prick?>tricking unsuspecting anons into joining the literal worst club in existenceUnbelievable. Reddit is exactly where you should go to recruit if you want to be messing with a specific group of people asshole
I DON'T WANT CMS TO BE ACCELERATED, SLOW THEM DOWN PLEASE, WHY ARE THERE TWO CMS IN ONE MONTH IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FUNNY, I CAN'T COMPETE
Another 3 borrows wasted
>>541583238This could be me and danchou if he stopped playing around
>>541582642That's just very common in dubbing in general if you have a tight deadline and the voices are similar enough (which they should be, that's your job as dub voice director to find people who sound similar to the originals).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGi1oLidMaw
>>541582760Get fucked nigger
>>541581632America is the only major horse racing country where dirt races are more prestigious than turf.
>>541583241imagine having friends that cheer you on like this
>>5415831170.2 accel at 1-2*, 0.3 accel at 3+*. It's not the end of the world>>541583335picrel
>>541583550Real races are run on dirt
>>541583554I'd cheer you on
>>541583554>imagine having friendshaha yeah...
cringe when they call cm rooms "practice"
>>541569327debuffers get banned from CMs? what?
>BOXEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvje3PFJnps&feature=youtu.be
>>541580865I am hornyBut only for Curren
>>541583241Norn is so cute after her correction...
If you want to see what getting BROCKED actually feels like, here’s Alohi’s jockey cam perspective during the Arc racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvje3PFJnps
>>541583583Heh, my crappy f2p front beats whale fronts and blockshins/block falcons/block seiuns to angling 25% of the time. The rng is so crazy that you don't have to be a whale, you just need luck.My front still loses most of the time after angling, but sometimes my gold ship wins.
>>541578047I don't mind English VA dubs if the setting of the story is a Fantasy or ambiguous setting that doesn't have any correlation to the real world.However, Nationalities and Countries literally do exist in Uma Musume so it makes sense that the JAPANESE Umas speak JAPANESE.However if there were English dubs, I would like there to be English for the American Horses since that literally makes the most sense for them. It's a tragedy that Taiki Shuttle's lines are reduced to anime Engrish.
>>541583864reverse rape
Anyone have a good vodka/grass builld i can copy ?My front pasa and Seiun have ~40% WR in scrims but i'm struggling with a 3rd ace.
>>541583883so what do you do can you push your way out?
>>541582109it's only too late after the race is overI made my best Ace on Day 2 in GeminiPeople are gonna make SMaru in this one
>>541582467based
>>541583883>all that dirt being kicked upHoly kek that turf is an absolute swamp
>>541583883Low stam desu
>>541583883>>541584032getting boxed is a mythjust power out
>>541583883>The Virgin Japanese BROCKED>The Chad American GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYhttps://youtu.be/Twsq2ydLIZk?t=125
>>541583986Max speed, distance S, and your power has to be closer to 1100Less than 1050 power and you really start to feel how awful late surgers are
>>541582889I wish wakamoto was still in the biz...
I was just thinking>Gold Ship has hundreds of children>it's very expensive to pay for him to breed with a mare>he hasn't produced any winning children yethe is still trolling even in retirement. imagine being a JP horse owner paying out the wazoo to have a child sired by Gold Ship and then instead of getting a horse that can win 6 G1s you get a temperamental retard horse that doesn't even want to run at all.
>>541582054I have heard male VAs that have impressed meNever womenAnd this game is 99,9% women
This is probably one of my best sparks i've had in a while and its fucking guts + pace
>>541584369No, Meisho Tabaru won a G1 (I think it was the takarazuka kinen grand prix) so he does have a G1 winning son at least
>have to wait another week to see more Oguri animatedfuck this nigger life
>fail a +40 spd (with the last fine motion friendship) in classic year march on 5%>get well soon>very next turn>+55 double rainbow with fine motion again>another 5%>another get well sooni normally don't let the bullshit odds in this game affect me but this actually hurt in my chest
Please give me dota already...
>>541584323tbf that bitch was trying to sandwich him against the other guy
>>541579657I did a little ago with BourbonBut I only do it because I need to farm Asahi sashes so I can level up my Grass and she's my most reliable runner to win that race. So far, she's doing great
>>541583864I want to eat her pussy
>>541584332nta but what are your cards and inspirations? I've been borrowing a Ryan with 9* stam but it's been a grind to try getting even 1000+1000 speed/power
>>541584227no there simply was a gap
my kingdom for kikuka sho sashes
>>541584467ah ok, I've heard about a lot of his kids having close misses with wins, I wasn't aware that one of them actually got one. Still, only one G1 winner isn't that great considering the pedigrees involved
>>541584227>Nimble Navigator successfully procced
>>541580301so.... was it the run?
D-Danchode... they have been offline for 21 days... onegai...
>>541584775>charming pre-debutYou might as well give up, it never is the run
>>541584227god shes so sexy and strong
>>541583883Is there any POVs of Jockeys in American Dirt Races?Because if that's what you see flying in your face in a wet turf field. What the fuck does it look like when it's all rain and mud flying in your face in a Dirt race?
>>541584701Uberleben also won the Oaks. Two G1 winners is well above average. Most of the umas in game didn't produce one.
Stay Gold!
>>541584891 (me)>post this>immediately get charming pre-debutHaha very funny cygames
>He is still making aces for CM3Is still not too late to start your CM4 parent grindYou will not be able to compete if you keep wasting your borrows in CM3 aces
>>541584332What fucking bank did you get all these skill points from
>>541585186I'm too busy with my experiments for 100m title to bother with CM nonsense
>>541585186My ace runs ARE my parent runs!
>>541584332>no Turf or Mile Sglue desu
>>541585186What is there even to grind for if you're not running front? General stat sparks?
post something cute
>>541583883God damn you cant hear shit, on the side maybe this is too much of a gentlemans sport but i'd expect someone to be screaming and shouting their head off, possibly talking shit to other jockeys
>>541579657It's been so long I don't even remember. If I give up on a career I run my trainee to death Haru Urara style to collect monies until she fails a career goal. Annoyingly that's when some of them will start winning once they have five stacks of race fatigue.
>>541585434
i decided to run cleric ASSwonder as a front runner and... it kinda works? obviously i got her front runner aptitude to B and i managed to win more runs as a front runner than a late surger, its like haru that she also works better as a front runner in her career
>>541584662god you're such a whiny bitch lmao
>>541585349Don’t think Doto would say this
>>541585349I have to pick my only 9* parent every time on the off chance I'll get another 3* blue
>>541585476If they started screaming like downies for no reason, the horses would probably go berserk.
wow..
>>541585591nta but you're fucking blind I think
>>541585434Wife Groove
>>541586108tradwife
>Imagine JRA horses at Del Mar or Belmont.
>>541585407straightaway spurt witha long lists of whitesideal affinity groupings for umas you plan to run
>>541586326>Imagine Jap horses in a subhuman country that kills horses like they're cheap toysYeah, sure would be funny as hell
>>541586326will we see some more Jap horses at the Kentucky Derby?
Uhhhh Kisekibros?
>>541585938y-your green skill???
>>541586025That is one of my favorites
>>541586252The disgusting things I would do with Dober...I wonder if she's opposed to sitting lake side and dipping our feet in the water at 4am
>>541583731Yeah, look at the december one
>>541586440Cafe banner now
this toerna needs his license revoked
>>541586486Don't try and dox his uma, anon
>>541586383Ah so just race sparks if I'm a pace/late chad. Got it
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY SPEED CARDS LIVING ON POWER TRAINING I HGAVENT DONE A SINGLE SPEED RAINBOW AND IT'S FUCKING SUMMER TRAINING ALREADY
What was top 1k cutoff last month?
>>541586464Yuribros...
>>541586739your speciality priority doko
>>541586464my fuji wife
>>541586108something about air groove's hair style, face and personality makes me think shes into BDSM
>>541586839I love granny so much
>>541586874projecting from experience?
>>541569327>>541586554Pretty sure the ban is only for one CM
>>541586464
You guys actually care about real races now?
>>541587125it's fun
>>541586595i'm sure you could figure out some skills to refine for them. slick surge. highlander. corner circles. spd/pow greens. stuff like that
>>541586839>>541586986
UM GIRLS YOU ARE LITERALLY ALL IN THE WRONG TRAINING
>>541586520You’re a man. She’d be opposed to doing anything with you.
love this cute brat
>>541586326?Forever Young will be running in BC classic
>>541587284this happens to me way too often but they all hangout in WIT training
>>541587327She needs her goodnight forehead kiss
>Sub 600 Stam>No Groundwork>No S in Mile or TurfOtherwise is she decent or does she yern for the glue factory?
>nearly year 3 before I won a race post-debutit's always the borrow runs this happens on too
>>541587439>>No Groundworkrev up the woodchipper
>>541587439Going to have a hard time winning without gw against anyone with it.
>>541587098This is the second time as far as I know and it came back after people complained from the previous ban being lifted lol
>>541587117me on my way to meet fujis mom
>>541586554so does that just mean if your horse has a single red skill you can't enter? That's pretty funny if you ever thought of reusing something
>>541587439>no groundworkGlue. You need Groundworks for any shot of winning.
>>541586558does she prefer ca-fay, cah-faaaay, or cawfee
>>541587439Did you mistake stam eater for speed eater? it does nothing. big waste could have went to anything even a double circle
How many fingers to make Teio squirt?
>>541587540
>>541586739my last run my MLB Kitasan was on speed a total of 1 time after her bond maxedthe depths of this game are the fucking pits
>>541587697she only needs one curled in the right spot
>>541587763>>541587763>>541587763
>>541587697Pinky only
>>541587689>Stamina eaterFUUUUUUUI thought it was speed eater. Right, glue factory it is.
>>541586426Belno paizuri
>>541587439minimum is either distance S or Groundwork, if you're missing both it's straight into glue
>>541587773>image limit not reached>pedophile OP
>>541587605No, the skill simply won't activate.
>>541583006that is if they can afford it, my frontrunners both has 900power and 400 wit because thats what i can afford without sacrificing anything, with a high roll i could get like 500 but never 600
