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Teio!
earplay
If I were rich I'd my gacha about cute bird girls with head-wings...
is it worth trying to mlb? I have no good speed cards and people last thread said she has a lot of good energy events so it could be a budget kitasan for me
You use 15 horses for TT.3 for CM.Then why do I have 100+ horses with the carrot favorite thing.I don't want to sort them out....
Glad you could make it Rudolf.
>>544247178Just wait for Kitasan dude...
fingering halo's butt
>>544247135SUPER ULTRA MEGA BASED
>>544246983I don't think some of you will survive the TT retention lineIt is growing exponentially as of now
funni orangewife
>>544247225Rimming halo's butt after a race!
>>544247225Stop sniffing your butt finger Kingu
>>544247225Uma's dont poop. They have 100% energy efficiency so their buttholes are always clean and ready for sex.
why did stay gold's bloodline develop an obsession with smelling their own shit? this needs to be studied
>>544247019More stats are nice to have but mood bonus is probably the least impactful bonus that gives stats.
I wonder if that Kingu anon is related to Stego
>only 4k left till MLB on the event cardwhatever man I'm going to bed>>544247135>>544247309mega-based
>>544247394It was just Orfevre that also does it
I couldn't get medium S or turf S and this is the first time i got to max out speed before the career ended in awhile but im pretty sure this isnt going to be winning anything especially because i forgot to bring spechud for gourmand
>>544247178That's your impulsive side speaking. Throw daily pulls for it but blowing out your carats for it when Kitasan just around the corner is idiotic, do not do it
For me it is:1# Narita Top Road2# Agnes Tachyon3# Dantsu Flame4# Manhattan Cafe5# Rhein Kraft
>>544247629Doto wouldn't do that
>>544247629Doto would never do this to her bestie
Finally!!! After all the horrific Fuku runs today I get the hot springs ticket!!! After bringing home 2 CM wins she deserves that vacation!!
>Almondeye/Chrono/Orfevre postersBored people from /umajp/ who outright despise global, will mindlessly post pictures/soundposts but if you reply to them will promptly tell you to kill yourself, actual mental illness>Gentildonna postersCoomers, plain and simple, easy to ignore, only JP posters who don't seem to hate global>Oguri Cap (as in peak) postersQuite funny, usually positng EPIK style humor or memes, just don't take any advice they give seriously>Agnes Tachyon postersWorst avatarfags of /uma/, a combonation of acting holier-than-thou, posting outright malice towards anything and everyone, and openly wishing for the general to die, actual edgelords except nothing they post is funny>Smart falcon postersLots of innocent questions, mostly trying to act cute, nothing malicious except for shit-talking curren chan, a little bit on the roleplay/cringe side though, probably likes vtubers>Matikanefukukitaru postersBased, but they literally only have three sound posts on their hard drives and might be AI>sundayposters/rudolphposters/TeiopostersRitualposters, basically bots, easily ignored
At least 3 more runs to cap out event points.Already did 5 runs today.Not sure if I wanna keep going or not.
>>544247618I'll hold for the selector and stuff
>>544247849natureposters... forgotten...
>>544247852Rest some hours and then go all out on that fucking event. Teach it who's boss!
>>544247961I mean, what do neichaposters... post?
>>544247934hola amigo
on ep 3 of CG Part 2. These foreinger umas have me acting up ngl.
>>544247782picrel fukufriend!
>>544247849I think you forgot someone
you've heard of Manhattan Cafe. prepare for Manhattan Carbs
>>544247849what about Transcend?
>>544247849>Complains about Tachy posters>Outright makes a shitpost trying to segregate the general and being maliciousHere is your pity (You)Make good use of itEoP secondary globalbab
>>544247178well,when alone at 1lb she's already better than kitasan guts as she will give better stats during rainbow. kitasan is good to force multiple friendship trainings, this card with just 35 SP is not, but when she lands on spd she delivers
>>544247849>nothing about GolShit posters
>>544247849thanks bwo but what's wrong with my advice?
>>544247934そう!エルコンドルパサー!
>>544247849erm what about Teioposters?
>>544247849Shit, you got me, I do like vtubers, BUT I KEEP IT TO MYSELF, I'M NOT THE GUY WHO POSTS KAELA DURING CMS!
>marching band themingWhat da fuck are they doing over at umaJP. Whose idea was this
>>544248049if you try to draw attention to yourself you already failed as a user of an anonymous board
>99% successful breeding rate
i just download and repost random reaction images here
>>544248168teoi is on the last bracket
>>544248186>BUT I KEEP IT TO MYSELF, I'M NOT THE GUY WHO POSTS KAELA DURING CMS!me but I posted her because seeing her lose was funny, there's others thoughnot a falcon fag though
>>544248245
>>544248245shut the FUCK up tachyonfag
>>544248186Kaela and Reine playing Uma is comfy, and typically gives me good luck during runs
>>544248268
>>544248116wow man way to really prove him wrong
>>544248186>I'M NOT THE GUY WHO POSTS KAELA DURING CMSI haven't seen any Kaela posts since Taurus cup...
>>544247849What about you? What kind of poster are you?I will go with Neicha, since you are trying to debuff everyone with this.
>>544248292>NO! Moto moto! Belieb, hard, des!
>>544248319what
>>544248292is Matikanefukukitaru making fun of Native Americans? https://youtu.be/eI8W20JJJUM
>>544247849Pity for Rice/Riko, do no let those 100 free rolls rot away
>>544247849Yes sir
>>544247849>reddit poster
>>544247849>oguri posters>funnystopped reading there
reminder these are the people you share these threads with
>>544248353I enjoy watching Reine play and yap but she is not an active uma streamer as of late
>>544247849Hey, that's me
>>544247629stop trying not to connect everything to dbz for one second, mexican
is this achievable natty
Why are you idiots giving free yous to a redditor?
BOO [\spoiler]
>>544248384That's because she essentially quit after geminiyou know it was bad when 5ch was meming about how legendarily BROCKED she was during taurus, that shit was for the recordbooks, basically every uma community witnessed it
>>544247849>everyone elsetasteless coomers
What event is this from?
>>544248592Gross, she should go back
>>544248537which one is right tho
>>544248718W-What is inside Tazuna's closet?
Horse cows......?
>>544248658
>>544248537Retard can't even 1+1 as to why Summer Golshi and the debuffs ban are related
>>544248670with thirdied and melties? ya i know
>>544247849what about chiyono posters
>currenpostersliterally curren
>2 months for Cafe>2 years for PokkeI'd pay extra if they accelerated faster, I don't give a fuck if f2p faggots can't keep up, get a job
>>544248658goddamnit I can't find the Haru Urara edit where she's being racistsomeone post it, onegai
anyone has that image of Kitasan on the stage with Teio where she's crying? I think they're also holding hands
Clydesdale umamusume working construction jobs
>>544248903Wholesome
>>544248708>all we're left are disgusting SEA blobs and whiny koreans with god-complexes
>>544248940f2ps can keep up easily as long as gibs get boosted to match the accel retard.
i like tachy. i like golshi. i like all umas with glasses. i will not let my enjoyment of things be polluted by the demeanor of others.
Ive got like 3 hot spring tickets for Maru in the past few days during parent farming.
>>544249029best i can do
>>544249057I never mentioned extra gibs on my post, in fact I hope you get nothing, nigger faggot retard with zero reading comprehension
>>544248457I hate that you guys are getting better at this because I was actually thinking about doing that lmaoI DON'T HAVE CREEK SO RICE SEEMS APPEALING OKAY!?
>>544248859>banshow does this work? Were they removed from the game? Were debuff skills deactivated during CM's or something? This sounds like bullshit to me
>>544247849>not mentioning Neicha posters>not mentioning Cafe posters>not mentioning Suzuka posters>not mentioning (based) Granny posters>not mentioning Transcend posters>not mentioning Heel posters>not mentioning Dog posters>hating on MARVELOUS Sunday postersamateur + retard hour it seems
>>544247849Eh!? What about turboposters?!
Fondling Tickezo's big dahbys
>>544248708>brown seamonkey>blonde white vtuber Avatarhmmmm
abnes dagyon :DD
Do you think this would have been so succesful if they made the male horses actually guys in-game instead of just all girls?
>>544249225I want to grope turboposter aggressively
dogai deio :DDD
>>544249216message limit anon, I do like granny+calstone light posters, they're the "good" JP posters
Oh no!Doto has been spending too much time around Rice Shower!
>>544247849all almond eye posters just talk about Danchos onlyfansall Chrono posters just shitpost about doxxing or graphs or post the cutest mare there is
meicio dodo :3333
>>544249216>heelShe's a HERO
Rolled the cow. What am I in for?
>>544249276Okay well, definitely DON'T do that thank you.
>>544247849>Coomers, plain and simpleStopped reading there lmao. 2 threads ago proves this entire thing completely wrong.You have have a hate boner for them.>Worst avatarfags of /uma/Based.>rudolphposters are botsLMAO YOURE SO MAD>usually positng EPIK style humor or memesUnironically kill yourself zoomer>will mindlessly post pictures/soundposts but if you reply to them will promptly tell you to kill yourselfNONE of this has EVER happened. But feel free to show me 5 examples.
>when they see your epic /uma/ avatarpost
Gas zoomer trannylators
>>544249478are you a derby
>>544249375Year of the Umalord.
>>544249202The later. Debuffs wouldn't proc in the race, but that was for only one CM I believe. People were abusing SGolshi inherited ult so debuffers had one more gold debuff, imagine ASE being procced mid game, imagine double debuffers teams and your umas having to tank 12 gold debuffs, fun stuff. It's explained on the UmaJP doc
>>544249423I look like this and say this
>>544247849>Donna postersthose don't existthe only people posting her are the /uma/ club Danchode and mebut I dont like spamming the same images every thread
>>544249216Half of those posters do literally nothing.Cafe posters just call Tachyon Reddit, Suzuka posters post pictures of their flatty, Transcend posters have 1 WebM.
>>544249305This is the funniest dialogue in the game for me, to add with Opera's reaction to this
>>544249478maruzensky's always around if you want a zoomer character translated the way you like it
>>544248718It is in Maruzen's career. You run into Tazuna at the mall and try to convince her to take a break.
why are we having a summer event story during halloweenie season?
>>544249478They just meant no Oguri obviously.
why are all of doto's friends so fucking ugly (guaranteed replies)
>>544249571>constantly udder
>>544249616Transcend posters are just avatarfags that actually discuss the game or cool interests like traveling Japan. They're also unironically normies
>>544249478how much does jordan charge for a night?
>>544249696as in no peak
>>544249375She will bully Opera and make her cry.The new overlord of the century.And Makitanefukukitaro is there too.
Grass posters are good posters!
>>544249565she gets ran through like a derby
>>544247849All the replies to this are hit dogs hollering
>>544247849tummyposters stay winning. we can't be killed, we're an idea
>>544249478Did you know that Japanese translate American slang into Japanese slang when it's a western product? This is why America translates Japanese slang into zoomerspeak because that's basically exactly what the Japanese are speaking.
imagine how voluptuous Daiwa Texas and Daiwa Major must be, Daiwa scarlet probably pales in comparison
>>544248816the original author because on paper Summer Golshi is the most broken parent in the game on top of being TTGOD
boy posters are based
>>544249245I mean, japanese women also have white vtuber avatars."Asian" doesn't exist in the world of anime, it's black or white
>>544250013I have ears and can understand that most of the time there is no slangs being used, not even dialects. But I love zoomers and zoomerspeak so I won't complain, sucks to be an EOP I guess.
>uma inu>uma nekoUma Uma when??
>>544249668damn thanks I thought I read this already somewhere but I couldn't remember, too bad this game is unplayable without skipping after you read them the first time obviously
dream journey looks like she'd want you to tie her up and fuck her in the back of a van
I am a very very happy trainer right now
>>544249727BWEEEEEEH WHERE ARE MY REPLIES
>>544248826her cleats and signature racewear
>>544249936
Me? I post umas smiling with their eyes closed because it's irrevocably over.
>>544250013Did you know that all users of ebonics and zoomerslang should swing from trees?
>>544250162She looks like that but will do the exact opposite of that. She's quite literally one of the most dangerous horses in Uma Musume. Fitting because her real life counterpart was a violent horse who, randomly on a whim, turned extremely violent towards her jockey.
>>544249571why is doto so evil
Supesharu uikuSairensu SuzukaDaiwa SukarettoGorudo ShippuUokkaKitasan Burakku
I don't like my daughter hanging around with that Tosen girl...
>>544249183it's honestly a good idea if you actually got lucky on the umas you wanted and especially if you're planning on buying the paid selectors1 Spark almost guarantees 1LB Riko which means you really wont have to borrow her
>>544249478>translators translated the zoomer character's Jap zoomer slang into English zoomer slang so that they're still recognizably zoomer in englishAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO ART AND LIFE ITSELF! IT MUST BE THE TRANNIES' CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!
>finally got stam3 after a month since I last got my one>it's on an SMaru ace runGod damnit
Meisho.....DOTO!
Did you know that I only have 4 more careers to go?
>>544250176congrats on your umapyoi or whatever
>>544249696I want Oguri to talk to no cap Zoomers and get confused
>>544250085>>544250162why do so many future umas have such bad design?
>>544250315Lots of people who are externally aggressive just want to get abused sexually in private.
>>544250446Yeah, that's what I fucking said. Why are you repeating my post verbatim?Gas all trannylators.
>>544250548Your taste is incredibly bad.
Do Red Shift really mandatory?
I've gotten Teio's hot springs ticket four times today and I don't even particularly care for Teio.
>>544250548Because you are extremely gay.
>Makes threads>Updates the thread>Gives good advice to global after playing jp>Ask for nothingI like the NTR poster a lot
remember to doom your classic races, open bros
>>544250162nah personally i feel like air groove is the one who would enjoy it, her high and mighty personality makes her look like the kind of uma who enjoys bdsm
>>544250145I think translating overemphasized "MAJI" as no cap is fair gamenot sure if they actually butchered things elsewhere though
>>544250641No, Angling and Scheming *is* mandatory.So is Medium S.
>>544250641You need to get that stamina up first and a golden heal, before worrying about anything else
>544250548
When you're brocked. You're brocked.
>>544250681nah personally i feel you are correct
>>544250641plancha is bad for this track, red shift activates later than angling but it does helpeither way, you're gassing out and you need groundwork.
>>544250680All those wasted skill points...
>random post that tries to divide the thread>suddenly dream journey posting (ugliest horse in the game only being rivaled by the ones of Ryan, Orfevre and Shakur)hmmm big think
>>544250764I blame RNG for that one>>544250736Shit, I give up. I'm just gonna catching up tracen special mission
>noo why didn't you mention meeetalk about needing self validation
>>544250736Medium S isnt mandatory
Who is the next meta uma after Summer Golshi? I know Gentildonna and Ofevre are pretty strong, but are they meta?
>>544251012You don't need to announce that you're gay to us Anon.
>>544250680bwo? your le fish ult? your groundwork?
>>544250825What the fuck, I was literally just removing the audio from this video so I could post it here.Are you in my fucking walls or something?
donkeys are cute! CUTE!
>>544251012
>>544251027Don't give up.You have a few days until the real thing to keep trying, there are "ideal" things to get on your Suzuka but is not like you will lose right away, you will still send the best one you can get.
>onsen ticket twice with tachyon when she's not even one of my favorites>no medium S
>>544251067There's one that's Meta for sprint and mile but I can't remember her damned name
>>544251182her ear to big for her gotdamn hed
>>544251148I am. Let me out.
ryan...
>>544251027Building fronts is a whale's game for now, especially in med/long tracks
I can't believe you retards gave that many free replies to that faggotThread quality is so fucking dogshit at this time timezoneI need to fix my sleep schedule
>>544250656she looks like she'd ask you to get rough with her, then get increasingly angry every time you hold back for fear of actually hurting her until it's escalated to the point that you're just fully strangling the blood vessels in her neck, and by that point you're so scared that your dick doesn't even feel good anymore
what is umamusume about really?
boymusume are the cutest. this is an undeniable fact
>>544251182most underappreciated Uma in the game
>>544251315all replies are free what the fuck are you talking about are you stupid or right i forgot tachyon has growth stats in guts not wits that's why you're so fucking STUPID!
>>544250656Only thing I don't like about her are the green highlightsOther than those, she's sex
>>544251362gaslighting and complaining about goldship
>>544251362the friends we made along the way
I wish this game had sweeps so much... I just want to sweep 100 runs of 1.1 million fans each is that such a big ask
I've never played a waifu-collector gacha before picking this game up when global launched and now a few months later Im still hooked. But i have to ask is it normal to start apathetic at first before wanting to impregnate every single uma I train overnight?
>>544250825Many such cases, must be the weather.
>>544251012Dream Journey posters are just Suzuka fags with bad taste
>>544251348You're supposed to put pressure on the blood vessels, that's what gives them the rush. What you're NOT supposed to do is put too much pressure on the windpipe, since that can actually cause damage>>544251362cumming inside cute boys
>>544251429at least they're not as bad as tickezo's stupid green ears, but i don't understand how they got into the design in the first place.
>>544251131>le unique fishdaiwa already has some accel in her unique, so i picked kachow one instead of fish as it doesn't need to be in first to proc>groundworkdidnt proc
>>544251471Global already has 2 Sweeps.
>>544251473Yes
Alright, which of you is doing the translation for uma?
>>544251471>I just want to sweep 100 runsyou and me both
AHHHHHH MOUUUUU I DON'T WANNA SPIN 100 TIMES
>>544251716autoclicker doko?
>>544251716Then why'd you let it build up that high.
>>544251716IKUAYOOO
When did they start putting up unowned stars for special outfits in the daily shop? They just added it?
>>544251315you've been talking about that post multiple times now, how badly did you feel called out dude, here's a (You) you wanted so badly
>>544251783Literally today, they added stars for everything up to Doto.
>>544251716>spin a couple of times after each run>never have this problem
>>544251716stop crying, I had to spin140 times
>>544251641n-nani!?
>>544251783read the announcements dude
>>544251804>only one person can have an opinion >not multiple peopleokay retard you're brown
>>544251843This actually makes it harder to get them now that I think about it.
Guys I have something to admit.I'm from reddit.
>>544251958Prove it.
>>544251958What's your favourite Uma
>>544251641tell me about this uma and why she wears the burger king crown
>>544251931considering your previous post brought up "timezones" I guess your posts really only have one gimmick, huh? Maybe you should fuck off after all
>>544251958we know, tachyonfag
>>544251958Please continue
>>544251958We know cafefag
>>544251958I forgive you. Now never tell anyone else this, you'll blend in seamlessly here.
>>544251958we know teiofag
>>544251958
>>544251995
>>544252029It sounds like she says nigger a lot in her song
>autotrainer dev updated the bot and broke ithow am i supposed to auto these fan runs now wtf
but what about doto posters?
>>544247849I like the bottom 3 listed posters!
>>544250257MAZAKA
>>544249423This image makes my penis shiver in fear
>>544252237dude... now that's epic. the normies are gonna FREAK
>>544252276redditors
>>544251995>>544250480Doto Rape
Why are you trying so hard? Just let the darkness take you.
made for bdsm and public degradation
>>544252183how does the game run on trashnix? was thinking of running either that or vista in this PC, I wonder which one would made me rage the most
doto... chocolate
Can you guys stop being gay for 5 whole minutes
>>544252539No.
>>544252539No~
>>544251956yeah, it sucks that it's still only 2 star pieces per shop refresh that are now even more diluted.i was close to getting some 3* umas too. (close as in 50 more pieces)
These past few days of grinding fans has made me realize if I set my mind to it I could theoretically farm 40m+ fans a day if I hated myself enough
>>544247849>categorypostersFatherless fatass
>>544252259how does horse milk taste like
>>544252718It was a staple of the mongol diet for centuries. I'm pretty sure they still drink a fermented version. Can't be that bad
>>544252479Nice try Xehanort. But I won't fall for it
>>544252443what's your favorite angle from the hot springs cutscene and why is it the view of the back/side boobs?
I am looking forward to seeing the japs on xitter draw taishin in halloween costumes
>>544252539sure now spread that coochie
>>544252718Horse milk is lower in fat and casein but higher in lactose and oligosaccharides than cow's milk, making it more similar to human milk. Cow's milk has more protein, fat, and calcium, while horse milk is notably higher in vitamin C and contains antimicrobial properties from lysozyme and lactoferrin.
>>544252539But the bokumanko posters are asleep at this time.
>>544252590Kissing Maruzensky
Newgger who dropped this on release here. Gf told me theres anni event going on so. Which banner do I roll? Is super creek and fine motion still meta?
almond whore
How do you guys recover from game fatigue?
>>544252931mogged
>>544253048Game fatigue?100 TP is not enough... I'm forcing myself to not use the TP potions because I'll end up using carats like I was doing on game release.
>>544253048You don't. You quit. I quit KanColle when I got fatigue, I quit GFL when got fatigue, I quit Arknights when I got fatigue. When this game turns in to a chore for me and I derive no enjoyment, I will quit too.
>I know how to google guys!Real cute faggot
>>544251925my daily shop doesn't look any different, had Mayano and AgnesWhat new item is supposed to have been added?
>>544253048I just let tp overflow until I'm betterHave a fuckton of fans, so it's not like danny cho can bitch
>>544253007Roll on either of the support card banners since they're both eh, but make sure you only roll on one of them. Try to hold back and save carats, don't bother sparking, since there's two very very good support card banners back-to-back coming up.Summer maruzensky is the meta horse right now but she's a massive pain to build and you probably won't be able to do it as a new player without much resources, roll on Doto instead (or hold for Eishin Flash if you like the look of her better). Similarly, only roll on one trainee banner so you don't split your pity points.
I regret starting white spark farming>>544253048Either you go cold turkey and take a full break from the game itself and any discussion about the competitive modes, or you just go maintenance mode where you log in and just do enough to get your daily gems.
>>544253007Roll the free daily on doto and wait until the free daily 10x pull for cards. yes they are still meta
I am the guy treating Maya like a child and giving her a mood down.>>544253007>17K carats>rollingBetter get out that credit card bro.
>>544253048Game fatigue? You guys have that? It's only been 4 months!
>>544253048Vyvanse 30mg>>544253007It's not the advice you wanna hear, but spend ~30 rolls on one of the SSR banners then hold till November 6th, so you can roll on the Riko/Rice banner and the Wit Nature banner.
>>544248827>>544249743>>544252259Huge mammaries
>>544253048just do 2 runs a day
what were they thinking
>>544247849mmmh wong
>>544253207Maybe the ones in the picture, blind-sama? Do you recall buying sashes in the daily shop before?
>>544253395>>544253401Based Paizuri uma
>ask a question that is easily googled>get mad at the answer for some reasonI -AM- cute, thank you!
Someone told me we're gonna get an option to roll x10 at the final day..
>>544253048being a f2p means i can drop this easily when i feel fatiguei imagine spenders feel obligated to continue and that makes it more difficult
I am in an S Club. I will get big gibs and you won't.
>>544253386sex
>>544253386They made her even more nerdy looking...
>>544253386I was vociferously defending newer uma designs against those rage bait posts last thread then they release this bullshit just to undermine me. Fuck cygames.
>>544253386they keep us dirt chads down
>>544247849I feel like something should be added how Sundayposters seem weirdly obsessed with AI slop
>>544253386why is she so ROUND
Finally unlocked Taiki Shuttle from the Doto banner, they gave me a hot spring ticket our first time together.I'm very happy right now.
>>544252673>i was close to getting some 3* umas too. (close as in 50 more pieces)which umas? 3*'s that you'd beaten in Legends' Race? Like McQueen? I bought a few Maruzensky star pieces but realized it would take about 4 years to finish so I quit. I'm not close to unlocking any uma
>the 7500 carat half anni pack is only available for a monthFUCK cyjews know what they are doing
>>544253268White sparks are easy though?>Futurity Stakes/Jr Fillies/Hopeful Stakes>Triple Crown/Tiara>Japan Cup>Arima Kinen>Sr Spring Triple Crown>Sr Autumn Triple CrownGuarantee you get 3-4 race sparks from it.
Which way?
>>544253386smart falcon fans I am sorry you had to get this
>half anni>only been 4 monthsERMMMM
>>5442536972 is the best one.
>>5442536972 for non fronts5 for fronts
>>544252718It tastes pretty good. Stronger flavor than cow milk, feels rich in a different way, a bit like goat milk. >t.got along with a mare who'd just foaled and she let me milk her
>>544253386she's super adorbs in any outfit
>>544253697Either 4 or 5.
>>544253660This jit cracks old men
>>544253386dirt racism is real
>>544252767>>544252965>>544253759thanks for the info. i tried goat milk a couple times (the local brand had a funny mascot... that's why I bought a couple boxes), but found it to be too... acidic, I don't know how to describe it
>>544253731Would be funny when we reach the point where JP had a new scenario every 4 months. I wonder how would global reach to having a new scenario every 2 months.
>>544253386her best version?
>>544253660
>>544253386>they're finally out of real horses rights so crappy alts are going to appear more often
>>544253683>guaranteeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHnigger I've done that cycle a hundred times and while it's common to get at least one, plenty of times I've gotten zilch. It's a 80% failure rate, remember?
>>544253386it's fucked up how alts look so different(you) can't name this horse
>>544253730Honestly I don't mind her looking like a nerd, plus I like her yellow altThe real lame part is FORCING her to stay in dirt, her uniques literally require dirt tracks so only the original falco can venture into turf
>>544253974Ines Fujin
>>544253760and SHE (your pic related) is super cute, of the pure variety, not like that harlot Curren Chan
>>544253974its el condor pasa!
>>544253974Anus Fujin
>>544253948Gaijin horses soon Cygames, Dance Smartly doko... the undefeated queen of racing on this continent...
>>544254109Why does she have such massive tits?
>>544254147Why not?
>>544253683You know damn well I'm talking about skill sparks. Most race sparks aren't worth farming for afaik except for URA Finale. Apparently the parents and grandparents also having the skill increases the chance of getting the spark, but then I also have to take into account getting a decent enough blue and pink spark.
>>544253386"Just fuck my shit up" - Smart Falcon
>>544254008>isrealthat's kind of petty lmao, there's plenty of powerceep umas out at that point already so I doubt it would have mattered
>>544253974she stole energy from me too many times, I will never forget this wench's mug...
>>544253386She was always ugly bro
Weeeeeiiiii!
>S.Maru and Bride Top Gun in Greenwoman shophuh?
>>544254020I wanna mun mun inside stego
>>544254125>>544253948PUTHERIN
>>544254109i now have a freckle fetish
>>544253386oh shit, new banner up in jp? verdict on the support cards?
>>544254109>fluffy sidetail>big green eyes>freckles>FAT tits>kissable tummy
>>544254340>>544254020Perfect living onahole body
>>544253974She lost her only identity...
Stay Gold is pretty hot
If you don't have a horse (like Oguri Cap or Maruzensky) would it be silly of me to use my borrows to make grandparents? I don't really have anymore aces to build before Unity Cup drops.
>>544254202>getting a decent enough blue and pink spark.it's enough to make a toreina despair>2/5 chance blue spark is good, i.e. stam/pwr>45% chance it's a 2*, which is good enoughSo that's 45% of a 40% chance, then you factor in a good pink and you're looking at horrible odds for just ONE white.
>>544254125They should just do an American Triple Crown scenario and have American Pharaoh and his children turned into Umas
We posting "what the fuck were they thinking" alts?>yeah man dress them up as grandmas, that'll sell this uma
>>544254383>>544254401the design oozes sexual aggression they were really on top of their game with this one
>>544254456>would it be silly of me to use my borrows to make grandparents?No. If anything, for the long term that's the ideal. You make your own grandparents and parents so you don't have to limit yourself to three/five ace runs per day when making your aces.
>leo in 3 days>best smaru is a groundworklet THH overtake gamblerI'm gonna sit this one out lads. I already got cancer platinum
I WANT SUMMER GOOMBLER
>>544254383really? an old man?
>>544254503I would roll for KS Miracle's librarian alt
>>544254501>northern dancer cameo>she's suspiciously maternal towards the chairman
>>544254503>You know what I think of when I think of valentines day?>baby puke green uniforms
>>544254363It’s like a half year old alt, new umas are gonna be announced tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFpPINIscg
>>544254563I'm going to enter umas, but fuck if I know what ones. I still don't have a single competitive Medium-distance uma, they all look like pic related
>>544254363new scenario is coming up soon in jp so it's all bait until scenario banners
>>544254619We fuck stallions here
>>544254020We will never see Stay Gold in global…
Did they buff the onsen tickets or did I strike gold? I've gotten three in four runs.
>checking XScarlet>all skills are frontthey learned
>>544254619I'm gonna pump his old man womb full of my goo till he stops smirking>>544254503You say that, but those alts are actually what made me interested in them. Very cozy looking
>>544254563Literally meI have her and a double S golshi and that's good enough - remember all they have to do is win day 1 since we'll all be PLAP PLAP PLAPing aoharu on day 2 and these umas wont matter anymore
>>544254764Lucky
>>544254713have you tried having your own kitasan?
>>544254713sometimes you just gotta take the powerlet pill and go hard on speed and stam while hoping your wit is at least 350
>>544254563Bwo you forgot about the extra 3 days to prepare
I don't need stamina if I bring every single recovery in the game
>>544254327Anon... why don't you read...
>>544254665>>544254725>clearly a joke about not seeing this uma ever before>fell for itaniki...
>>544254826what does 9 more runs doabsolutely NOTHING
>>544254802Truly, I am blessed. Not great at taking screenshots however.
>>544254868it takes 4 white recoveries to match one gold, btw. You're healing less than it looks.
I was raped
>>544253386Her head is a literal circle
>>544254942>>544254942
>>544254801>day 2it's actually round 2 day 2 if I'm not wrong. Please tell me I'm wrong, the earlier aohal comes the better
The most retarded thing about alts is that you can't make the alt version uma run with their original outfit.
>>544254327there are no limited in this game umadachi...
>>544254801>dont have groundwork and bank on second windretardkino front build
>>544254327Bet all those people who pulled for smaru feel dumb now.
>>544254932Dw about it, this is the result of a fan farming run, is not an ace. I just thought it would be a fun post
>>544254503Country bumpkin look, very cute>>544254641Yeppers looking very nice at least and she probably not wearing anything underneath that
>>544255020you can in jp laterI'd actually like vb and xoguri run in their og outfits
Yep....pers?
>>544254801second wind doesn't work btw
are the casual outfits ever selectable? some girls have really nice casual outfits
>>544254125Cygames will use regional shitters before using filthy gaijin umas.
>>544255030The only person who should feel dumb is you, you still have to acquire the unit to buy with statues
>>544255116noppers
>post stay gold ONCE>entire thread gets horny
>>544255137eventually you can use them in the lobby at bond 11
>>544254932only 3
>>544255020You actually can though.>>544255137Only in the home hub
>>544253974Ines FujiI can tell any Uma by their eyest. jpGOD
>>544255137the casual outfits in this game are so fucking cute. i love they match their umas personalities so well.
>>544254327The question now is will they ever do Legend Races with alt outfit characters?
>>544255192I'm gonna give Gold Ship sixteen new little sisters
>literally only gets bad costumes
>>544255214Good to know they will add it later
>>544255253Yes. They also get added into daily legend race later.
>>544255159It was a joke, anon.
>>544255259Everytime she's not racing it would be nonstop breeding...
>Mai Waifu No Ewurythingu Haaayai Hayai
>>544255192>gets hornythe entire thread is constantly horny
>>544255214and in the lives too
overfeeding umas
I like goldshis casual outfitit's so stylish yet she keeps the hat on
i want to race my kingu in her monster energy outfit
>>544255135No...
>>544255192I watched a koikatsu video that was really hot, so that is all I can think about when I see Stay Gold.
I've never downloaded or created an uma art folder because I think id be downloading pictures for hours....
>>544255478fatty
>>544255478This is fake, Rice is a fat and can eat way more than that
https://x.com/sagkota/status/1982509089331798117CAM ON EBAYAN SCORE SOME FUCKING G1s
>His favorite uma doesn't have two casual outfitsHehe
>>544255134nice
>>544255591But going through the entire pixiv history of your favorite uma is fun!
>>544253974Umamusume B!
>>544255282>I'm a homosexual please rape me straight
I like Tamamo Cross' casual outfit because it's something I would wear casually too.
>>544255656>>544255660The event where she eats all the apples is too erotic...
>>544253340Fat fucking tits
>>544255505>dolphin shorts>defined enough abs but not overly defined>King HaloThe only thing missing is her being sweaty (but not on a couch) and reducing the attention to feet and armpits and this will be the absolutely perfect first-rate King Halo artwork
>>544255668Why does she have the anime mom haircut?
Jesus Kita really is a cucked characterNot only does she cuck HERSELF because no one wants her because of not being able to use her support card, she's a front who comes out right after BOURBON who is like queen of all fronts
>>544255760no one asked
>>544255783because real men know moms are the cutest
>>544255505the only thing missing is fingering her butt
Who cares if she only has one when literally no one else can compete.
>>544255661UMA MUSUME IS A DIRT GAME TMTRUST THE UMAPLAN
>Spiritual (You)NIG
Can you draw better than a 2nd grader?
>>544255834...So you can smell, like last thread?
>>544255760All of King is first rate, feet included
>>544255834This will not become a meme
>>544255819>>544255760I asked. I care.
how do you even reach this without 18* stam sparks or compromising your speed by bringing on multiple stam cards
>>544253129I simply do not play games that I don’t have fun playing
>>544255807Good. Kitasan ruined this game and the anime
>>544255916look at the VILLAIN puking rainbows
>>544255783She is the mother of my kids.
>>544255916still better than AIslop
>>544255807>Not pulling with your heartVBourbonfags are the pinnacle of sovlless
>>544255958Picking an Uma with a stam bonus and praying
>>544256039Robots don't have souls, correct.I like fucking robots though!
i want vbourbon because i don't have regular one
>>544255958you can hit that easily with 1-2 Stam cards on Golshi
>>544256039Bourbon is cuterthis much is obvious
>>544255958you can easily hit this with 18* URA and no Stam sparks
post them bwos
Scary image, do NOT open.
I hit you with a sword, dealing my last digit points of damage to you. You can defend against my strike and counterattack if your digit is equal or higher than mine.
>>544255720>off shoulder on one side sweater>a tank top tied by a ribbonnigga you gay?
>>544255807Casuals are going to pull for her tho
Mihomo Bourbon fags getting uppity when they got powercrept by the COOLER robot horse
>>544256193
>>544255916I cannot, I have been beaten by wageslavedomThat picture is complete and utter SOVL
>>544256245Jokes on you, I'm not complaining about more robot umamusume.
>>544255834rudolf was ahead of the game
>>544256193>>544256289AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT (night owl, mood down)
>>544253643yeah, mostly ones that already had their legend race.I guess at this point it is more realistic to wait until they make their legend race permanent and get a slow daily trickle from that. unless they spook me until then.
Suzuka wife.
Stay Inside Gold
>>544256205I counterattack with anal rape
>>544256245Sugar Lights is so sex, I will never forgive cygay for not letting us date her
>>5442559584-6 MLB ssrs and 18* sparks
>>544255968Cheval..
>>544246983Female horses owe me sex
>>544256413redpill me on this sugar lights
>>544256413Is this the only uma a human could overpower?
Skipping the robot to pull on the better Uma, class rep cheerleader Bakushin
Post more uma musume wearing dolphin shorts
>>544256537Urara
>>544256039To be fair, Kita is the most boring of them
>>544256537Nishino Flower is an actual child
>>544256630Ulala can fist fight an attack chopper, you ain't doing shit to her
>>544256245>belly buttonbut whyit's a robot
>>544256668Who are the upcoming meta fronts other than V Bourbon and Kita? I heard Helios is super meta but only for mile
>>544256623
>>544256741it's erotic
>>544256630Hari has tard strength, she would destroy you.
some absolutely horrid career runs today
>>544256741because it's hot
>>544256523Wish granted with a catch. Your favorite uma musume will have sex with you. However, she decides when to stop. If you're already spent and going soft, and getting hard and stimulating your dick and ejaculating hurts more than it feels good, your uma musume would force feed you viagra and energy drinks and continue to use your dick until she is satisfied.
>>544256797Seiun Sky alt.
Why are Curren-chan trainers like this?
>>544256879please no anything but that
>>544256839me but every day, every run, and yet I can't stop playing
>>544256413Katawa Uma is for LOVE!
>>544256879okay but what's the catch
i want to get super creek triple pregnant
>>544248718
>>544256879We stop when I say we stop.
>>544257298Cutezuna
waow....
>>544257529>not 100>power doesn't go up to 70babby
Nobody told me it was sexy old man hours...
>>544257572the face of a girl who will give you Hydrate
>>544257579I would NEVER pull out of her
>>544257563that's the biggest Stat increase I ever got, please be nice to me
>>544257529BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN SHIN SHIN
>>544256879>going soft not happening
>>544257735*smoochyou will get bigger numbers
>>544247225Halo's her mom, anon
>>544256535She got crippled from a race injury and can't walk for long without a wheelchair, so she builds a robot she controls with her consciousness to run again. She's a cute introverted dork
>>544257913Isn't racing with a robot cheating though? It has no stamina and guts..
>>544256879GIWTWM
>>544257913Yes. She is very cute. I see thanks.
Stop gooning Post something cute
>>544256205Very well
>>544257913They should make a rare career event that's like the inverse of winning the hot springs ticket where your trainee gets a traumatic injury and is chairbound for life. With animations of it happening and a special scene included like the hot springs of course.
>>544258034Sure
>>544258034dober from the second event trying to say machitan's line from the first event
>>544258034
I had the surreal experience of having 4 SSR cards in a deck and NONE of them finished their chain. I expect 2 to maybe be stuck at most, but not all 4. The run sucked in terms of stats anyway, but it was funny not only being unable to buy Swinging Maestro, but legitimately having nothing to buy in a pivoted parent run. Clearly, bad luck is out of the way and future runs will improve.
>>544257913what would sex with this uma be like?
>>544258229Built for underage girl
>>544258150Jesus Christ dude that sounds so incredibly h-hot...
>>544257974rice VILLAIN just shanks the competition and brian causes an earthquake on the track there are no rules
>green woman doesn't proc before 1st New YearsThat sucks, but it happens>green woman doesn't proc allRun is a goddamn brick
Not even pumping can save you from a late start
>>544258434>you can do all sorts of fucked up shit in the uma battlefield>Suzuka be like "view pretty when i go fast!!!"i love autistic umas
wcyd
>>544247035what did she mean by this
>>544258615middle school boys don't act like this
>>544258254she's 157cm tallimagine
>>544258434Rice would never
How are your ace runs?So far best front runner completely relies on being on the outer post to activate Groundwork
>>544258649>torena isn't training his umasPoor form
>>544258556>late gambling
>>544247432Ms. Victoria goes harder than it has any right to
>JUST noticed they put the half anni banner on the login screen
Did you know in umamusume, Trainers can have sex with their umas?Subscribe for more!
>>544258762>ult only procs when run as lateWhat do you do
>>544258712I have 15 medium sparks.Even with gold inspo, nothing.All my parent runs get medium S btw.
uh bwos, help me on something, i rolled for current but of course didn't get her, where did all these star pieces come from?
>>544258556You're not supposed to late surger/end closer until after classic summer training bro....
>>544258870you won against her in the legend races, dummy
>>544258856win on raw statsyour opponents are all witlets and most of them have no unique
>>544258712Bad. I don't have my own Kita, got 1Lb Tazuna and 0Lb Creek. Cafe is 1Lb. I've spent last month purely grinding front parents and all I have is buncha mid-parents with 1-2 blue stars and useless pinks. All my SMarus are mid as fuck.I also don't have my own Maruzensky and Taiki parents, so I can't even Late/End cope. No cap either.
>>544258828Me on the right
They should increase borrows for this 1.5 anniversary
>>544258712>How are your ace runs?my taurus team is looking real nice right now
>>544258960Ohhhhhhhhhhh i forgot curren was in one of those, yeah that makes sense, thank you!
Stop @ing me I'm not removing the flatties.
bwos i thought they added the team trials skip today but it's not there.....
>>544258712I have a collection of halfassed parents that I might be able to make an ace out of, but Golshi and Neicha are coming out of retirement
I actually feel fucking sick, this makes me want to uninstall super cunt ruined my ace for no fucking reason, she could've been perfect but cunt never finished her event chain. After 15 runs without medium S i finally get one and she's fucking ruined. I don't know what to do
why is Grass Wonder such a menace to those around her
>>544259002You can just get Slick Surge as a cope skill then combine with Ryan’s ultimate. Add in some final stretch velocity skills like Rudolf’s or Oguri’s and you can steal wins
>>544258712I have been fishing for a Ryan better than my first day, but it's just not working out.
>>544259161That's enough bwo, 1 recovery and 800 stamina is good for Ogurin.
>>544259161you would've been fine if you weren't a greedy kike and brought stamina sparks instead of power sparks
>>544259293Are you gaslighting me anon....
>>544259384i'd never trust an Oguri post
>>544259384>Gas lightingNot in this economy.
>>544259384Just try her in an open lobby bwo
>>544259384sniff oguri feet
>>544259384Probably room experience where the amount of Nice Natures vary wildly since:1. Most are at optimal stamina requirements2. People assume that those who join in rooms are at optimal stamina requirements
Say something nice about your bros.
>>544258828me on the left
>>544259551me on the right
Why is Haru Urara a big deal? I lose 80 races a month in CM and nobody cares
>>544259384If you only run into a single debuffer and your recoveries work it should be fine desu. More than 1 good debuffer and you're dead though.I would never think of gaslight a fellow Oguri Chad
>>544259551I want to fuck my bro, bro.
>>544259682anon, you are actually gaslighting him
>>544259595because you're the only one losing money when you lose
>>544255958git gud
>>544259721nyo I'm not...
>>544259758>git gud = just have mlb sweep bro
>>544259801nyes you are faggot
>>544259845ok then, how is my post incorrect?
>>544259834mlb king is worth more actually
Nothing personal Ryan-chan
>>544259919anyone who isn't hated by god already has mlb king
god bless
You telling me the super hyped match of Triple Crown Winners Mr. CB vs Symboli Rudolf had them both lose to a front runner?
I love uma boots trophy collection, it smells nothing but Uma's Sweat.
>>5442597583 stams and you're only on 900?
>>544259801Anon i just plugged it into the umalator, she fucking croaks just before the finish line, no maestro turned her into glue
>>544259892He doesn't meet the Stamina threshold so Oguri will struggle unless two of his blues proc which isnt likely. One dominator will rape him
banging Taiki Shuttle
>>544260024only God could write this kino.
Thank you Doto
>>544254590card or uma
Do you know what I love when playing this game?I love when I don't get a single hint the entire fucking run, just goddamn tiny stat bumpsWhat's the fucking point of an mlb card if rng will still fuck you sideways?
>>544258856I usually pick front for make debut because it can be so easy to get blocked in any other position.You won't win 100% of the time, especially if you have G aptitude in front, but it's a lot more reliable.
>>544260040>stamina>dominatorretardbwo
>>544259893Mister cock and balls is cute it's a shame you basically have to choose between pulling her or Ace
>>544260081Play the Kyoto Junior Stakes then go into the Satsuki Sho, you don't need the hopeless stakes unless you meet the power requirement.
>>544260038>>544260040My old Front Runner had about as much Stamina as him and is able to survive 2 evil Natures and a hybrid debuffer. A Pace Oguri should be able to survive a single Nature with those stats even though Pace needs more Stam than Fronts
>>544260182gaslight
I think we should kill King Halo's mom
>>544260162NTA but why?
>>544260035>winning Ryan's and have his boots in your shelfYou might be gay
>>544259834I've sparked twice on support cards (and got shafted by KB and SC) and if you still don't have MLB Sweep/King at that point then consider giving Fuku a visit
>>544260221Cope, he can enter a CM lobby if he wants to confirm that he lives the race.
>>544260036I used some power sparks instead of stamina, and having 2 cards with 0 starting friendship gauge is ass
>>544260262does king halo's mom also pick her butt?
What's your favorite lobby interaction?
>>544260176I'll start doing this now. Ruined a very potential run
>>544260268There's nothing wrong with having a muscular sweaty tomboy Uma's boots on your shelf
>>544260390King Halo wouldn't pick her butt...
>>544260040Im seriously considering uninstalling over this, I won taurus and gemini (would've won cancer if I didn't get fucked by a late start) there are very few days to go and I haven't made a single ace worth anything because of the fucking medium S minigame. I'm only running two SSRs too so there's no excuse creek didn't fucking finish her event, I'm in despair.
>>544258712ace runs? I'm stuck on parent runs cause game has taken it it's mission to fuck me over
>>544260040dominator doesn't work on stamina?anon??
>>544260263... I could have sworn their banners were really close together but double checking now they were ~5mo apart on JP (probably gonna be ~3mo on global). Huh, nevermind.
>>544260471you should take a break from the game after Leo. It sounds like it'd be healthiest for you
*gives you Sweaty Maestro*
>>544260471500-1000 carats is hardly worth quitting over if you actually like the gameunironically take some time off if this game is causing you so much stress
>>544260471You're actually fine with that Oguri, at least you're not doing front runner runs, now that is true despair. Make a late or a lazy Golshi and you're set.
>>544249348Fuck Belno
>>544260407She fucked it up
>>544260471Jesus Christ nigger join the lobby and test your faggot Oguri Cap, I'm bringing my Taurus Nature61208795
>>544260471>won taurus geminiboohoo nigga
>>544260457She did last thread. She was digging in her butt told the entire thread too
I found the original version of the rape-chartit's what all the trainees call (You) and it's very sweet
Imagine being a fresh-faced artillery Leutnant and your first command is an all-uma unit, h-haha...
>>544260624there must be something wrong you're doingmaybe buy a skill, or run her front I don't think you can survive until the Derby without going front
>>544260678Curren also call femT onii-chan?
>>544260471Just chill after Leo cup and enjoy the new scenario, it's not worth stressing yourself out this much over CMs
>>544260723*onee-chat
>>544260571Yeah I think you're right I do still enjoy the game so perhaps just going to bed and picking my battles is a smarter choice. Not everyone's gonna win them all
>>544260669Sounds like slander
>>544260678I can never get used to non-villains calling other people kisama
>>544260702There's enough rape to go around for everybody!
>>544260746>Streamer uma addresses trainer as "chat"wtf
>>544260763Yeah, sleep well anon. Sweet dreams and good night
>>544260746UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
>>544260817>>544260843I saw the typo right as I ctrl+enter'd but you know what this is funnier
>>544260817>
>>544260894>no uma chat i'm not clicking guts again
more like oguri CUTE
>>544260956coward
3 borrowed runs in a row where Kingu/Creek never gave Firm Condition and Creek didn't even finish her event chain for Maestro. I chalked it up to anon's conspiracy theory about adjusted bad RNG during a borrowed run but I'm convinced now.
>>544260962True
>>544260678Curren HATE
>>544261058The green sparks on your parents bwo? You didn't just get Groundwork sparks right?
>>544260678post the rape version
>>544260641And Oguri anon didn't join
Do we get any QoL in the half anniversary update?
Am I missing something or does Katsuragi Ace's unique just suck crazy bad. This is like Anime McQueen levels of pointless/situational
>>544261269he went to bed
>>544261291it's ~thematic~
>>544261291just race in tokyo bwo
WTF I NEED TO DO 15 CAREERS?IM TIRED BROS...
>classic march>everyone max friendship and primed for rainbows>except spechud>fucking spechudevery time
>>544261441Just do McQueen E rank runs.
>>544261441just do one career a day
>>544260678Would Neichah rape (You) ?
why yes, I prepped for groundwork how could you tell
>>544261472Mcqueen...
>>544261441You need to do 13 careers not 15
>>544261337>>544261330She looks so cool but does this bullshit... False advertising
>>544260678I can't read that. Can someone translate? Romaji is fine.
>>544261547Oguri?
>>544261510>tokyoso caught up in preparations that it's not until race day that you're on the wrong side of the country
I got decent groundwork grandparents but dont have seiun sky or maruzensky unlocked. Who else is a good groundwork parent? Dasca?
>>544261627That I have. Im still angry for failing to make an Ace
Which uma has the biggest ass proportionally
>>544261291they like doing this funny super specific stuff later on
>>544261752Dream Journey
>>544261510>all these skills>final sparks probably would look like this
https://x.com/i/status/1982560092139741463
Alright, just one more career until I unlock the title.
>>544261752Ass Wonder
>>544261794What a gamer
>>544261567Roll for her pitslut alt.
>>544261738You got 44 days to do that bro. No need to suicide run that...
You know I think calling these umas "retard" when they lose a race isn't helping with getting good sparks.
LEAVE jap horses to me
>>544261924Wowza, I think ur into somethin.
>>544261752If you actually calculate it the best ratio between waist and hips belongs to vivlos
>>544261909Im just scared getting overwhelemed with so many mission considering this is just part 1, I remember seeing theres 3 parts
>>544261760Finally... Peak gambling...
Kitasex
Hurry up!
>>544261882Should I roll for a gamer horse? Nice boobs and ass god.
>>544261990Bourbon wouldn't say 'wowza'
>release skills>If you're in the lead on the final corner, gain an acceleration boost.>4th year skills>If you're in the lead during the second half of the race or during the last spurt but not during late race in Nakayama Turf and it's snowing and the track condition is firm and it's autumn, gain an acceleration boost. If on a corner and on a downhill and in the lead but not in the first place, also gain a speed boost.>Or during the first half of the race in Tokyo Turf and it's sunny and the track condition is heavy and it's Winter, if you're in the lower half in the order but not dead last or in an even rank, gain a speed boost. If it's during an uphill and you activated a recovery skill and are preparing to overtake, also gain an acceleration boost.
>>544262019There might be a Switch 2 inside A!! While B looks like it's just a card loool why would anyone pick that www
>>544261990Bourbon is retarded since she need three times the effort and stats just to finish a parent run. Everyone else needs 600 in speed/stamina/power to clear easily; Bourbon needs 850 to 900 speed/700 stamina and 650 power just to have a chance of finishing Arima Kinen and URA Finale.
>>544262115Looking through 2023/2024 uniques, I understand why Seiun sticks around as a parent for so goddamn long
>>544262073RESET SAVE MEDANCHUD MIGHT NOTICE
>>544261982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NNSQ48KM_gStill amazing how good they managed to capture collective feelings of Japanese keiba fans in this musical piece when it comes to this race.
>>544262018>if you activated exactly 7 or 13 skills during the middle legDo you just build around that? How do you even ensure that? Tail Held High and middle race skills, and what else?
>>544262204Year 1 umas are good parents for how simple they are.
>>544262010Dont abuse your umas, just take it easy. All these missions will resolve themselves by itself, if you play normally.
Stream is tomorrow. What are your expectations?
>>544262010>so many mission>40 days to finish 15 careersI think you're just lazy and want free gibs.
>>544262018Well, if you have 1200 wit and exactly 7 mid skills, that's ~56%. Better than some other crap like "be exactly 6th in the race"
>>544261924Kinda fucked how your knowledge affects your enjoyment. Months ago, I'll just go, "oh well, you tried", but now I go full monke "Nooooouuuu, my +1 parent affinity, aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DIE DIE DIE"
>>544262010The first two legs are easy, it's the third set of missions, the one that you gotta finish for the LB crystal, that're gonna be a pain in the ass
>>544262407Is mainly Maru being an old hag bitch that gives 1* Blues 99% of the time and having more mood downs in one career than other umas.
>>544261226the WHAT version
>>544262018just be top 3 bro
...decent parent for frontrunners? she lost the semifinals
Who's the potentialman of uma musume?
>>544262613It's pretty good, I'd run it.
They gave Belno her own side story chapter.
>>544261226wait, the rape version was an edit? I WAS GASLIGHTED
>>544262619We already have edits of this meme with Narita Taishin.
>>544262653gotcha, thanks bro
>>544262613Wit spark kinda sucks but it's 2 greens, a good midrace velocity skill and groundwork. It's pretty decent.
>>544262320>Transcend onsen alt>Grandma onsen alt
is durarara a potential horse
>>544262613>wit Suzuka
>Taishin's evo skills make Encroaching Shadow less likely to send you shooting straight into a brockThank god
> Managed to pull SMaru before 50 pulls> Got about 30k carats saved for Riko> 100 free pulls due to anniversary> Guild carats coming in a few daysSeems I'm all set for that 2x pity
>>544262759first time i legit try to do this parent system and i assume you just grab support cards for your skills and pray you reach 600-600-600 by the finals, but i overtrained wit and i guess she got smart, what i don't know is if i should brought her as a parent or a grandparent, that's the part i'm still unaware>>544262825very smart
>get all the skills I want>cant procure enough fans to get my taishin ult leveled up>cant even max out speedtaishin is pain
>>544262613Fronts can make use of wit sparks. Obviously less desirable than power/stam but I like it more than speed
>>544262902She dresses like a ishinomori MC
498k retention linewhat the fuck
Should I get one circle or a double circle late surge savvy for debuff nature?
>>544263090double circle increases ASE range
>>544263052nothing to worry about
cute honse wife
>>544263242Kissable 5head
>>544262010I think you will be fine, the missions in all parts are just basically play the game, and you have 40 daysThe only annoying one is the "Get a 2+ Speed spark" and "Get a 2+ Stamina spark" in part 2, I haven't got a speed spark at all this week.I did 5 careers today (Bakushin spam speed+wit) to get the event title and this is all I have left.
>>544262968Yeah you get Support cards with good hints and parents with hints you want to inherit and hit 600/600/600. You can't really overtrain a stat, there is one dice roll to determine what blue spark you will get, this roll is completely RNG. And there is a 2nd roll which will determine how many stars you will get. Below 600 you can't get 3 stars between 600-1099 you have a 5% chance for a 3 star and 1100+ is 10% chance.The green skill from your parent is always gonna be inherited so for Front Runners you're almost always gonna want a Seiun parent to buy her unique. Then you try to get as high affinity as you can so you get better inspiration events.
Our daughter is kinda silly
>>544263580You knocked up Manhatten?
I still feel like I prefer these Yu-Gi-Oh ass specific ult conditions over anime Makween needing strict placement WITH very low stamina by that point.
>>544261109
>>544263543>Get a 2+ Speed spark" and "Get a 2+ Stamina spark"HOLY FUCK PART 2 ALREADY SUBJECTS US TO RNG HELL>>544262476WHAT THE HELL AWAITS US IN PART 3
>>544263716Took a few tries but it was worth itshe has her mother's eyes
Sniff
>>544263720it's the thrill of gambling and the payoffif you trigger white macqueen then you're already in a losing position and it's probably not saving you
>>544262018From .35 to .55That's huge
>>544263786Part 3 is not that bad, most of it boils down to "play Aoharu a lot"
>slow metabolism on turn 3>1 (one) (uno) (一) turn where any uma is on speed before debutthis isn't the run
>>544263543>"Get a 2+ Speed spark" and "Get a 2+ Stamina spark" in part 2Time to make Danchou proud
They ain't lying. Relying on one gold recovery could cost you a win
>>544264160I will simply get lucky.
When is the paid banner?
>they don't know about guts debuff resistance
>>544264267Servant-chan when?
JUST DO YOUR DAILIES CHUDIT'S NOT THAT HARD
>>544264035>Roll the free one>Got Gold, expecting an Air Groove, an Eru, or a GW>Got Triple Fracture as a first single rainbow>She's now inches away on unlocking a fourth star due to her grandfathered shards that would unlock her.
>>544263028>>544263554well that went horribly wrong, my plan was for suzuka to be my grandparent and taiki to be my parent for maruzensky, i can get a seiun from borrows but that's all my borrows for todaythanks bros, guess tomorrow i'll try one with suzuka and one with taiki, but i think the suzuka may end up better, time for bed
>>544264369
>>544264160I will simply outrun the debuffs.
>>544264493
Getting Savy on my end closer with A power was a mistake. She keeps going ahead of the late surgers
LEO funlobby id: 18350898
Gomenasorry danchou, watashi I wa dont wanna do my dailies
>>544264267Yeah but what if Haru Urara was sexually alluring?
>>544264369yada yada
>>544264745If?
>>544264686Now say that again without mixing up languages
>>544264295what button is she pressing?
>>544264830dairu janai
Bakushin eating disorder...
i made it!
>>544264369I'm tired danchou
I wanted to let you all know I hate every single one of you.
>>544265071Tired of what you're not even playing or donating shoes
>>544264790Peeking at Haru's cute chest!Begging to suck on her tiny tits!
I accept my demotion...
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nyo my image post got cucked
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>>544265091Go back to making jokes in the club chat right freaking now
>>544265224>>544265238...
>>544265224>>544265238>eight fucking seconds
>>544265228Naur...
>>544265426That's like getting distanced.
>>544253450at this point isn't it better to just take the clovers and get some pulls?
>>544265489In posting time that would be a minute. This is a nose.
