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I think umas SUCK
Belno sex
>>544432161yeah, suck me off
>>544432325>is happy her trainer is sufferingwtfshe hates her trainer that much?
When is this coming to global?
SKIP RIKO RICEPULL FOR NICE NATURE
>>544432636
>Walks towards you
>>544432636>nn
>>544432325Why is Gold City portrayed like some jealous manipulator girlfriend in fanwork? Is there something I'm missing? All I got from reading 4 chapters of her story is she's a cunt who keeps whining about people wanting her to be a model when she wants to race and calling you a nice guy loser for having generic good guy personality.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>marked
>>544432750
Digitan LOVE
>>544432636Pull on the rerun or you're going to get 9 Jordan SRs.
>>544432887Alone in my heart
EISHIN FLASH SOON!!
>>544432743He isn't wrong. It became a free daily pull
danCHUD.... please....
Start a family
she's full of gran alegria
>>544433376Idk, Daiwa Scarlet seems platonic and wants to maintain a healthy and professional relationship
>>544433376It's dangerous
>>544433376>right to left>n/a>left to right>right to left???
>>544433376with ningen
Is it just me or is stamina debuffing completely worthless? Every time I pull out my evil nature she doesn't affect the outcome in any way, even with mayano supporting with another mystifying murmur. It just doesn't do enough to drop opponents' stamina values low enough to have an impact. Maybe it'd do more if the other opposing teams also had evil natures and wmtg and everyone's debuffs fired without issue, but to me it just seems retarded to build a team that only works when your opponents assist. And then there's all the chance that the debuffs don't even fire because you didn't make the wit check or you didn't get blocked for a second.After doing some test runs in the room matches I seriously doubt the viability of debuffing as a strategy.
>>544431950Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>544433798We've moved on to dominators old man, what part of global is the most tryhard don't you understand
>>544433798*siiiips*>you NEED 1200 stamina 2 golds!>ok but you NEED 1000 stamina 2 golds!>ok but you NEED 850 stamina 2 golds!>ok I KNOW 850 stamina 1 gold umas keep winning lobbies but THEY ARE JUST LUCKY OK????>ok actually the track is shorter than taurus 850 stamina 1 gold is enough>well not many people are running mayano anyway you should max speed skills instead>the REAL debuffs were velocity based!!^you are here>ok actually you shouldn't even bother to train before Aoharu anyway>I can't believe i fell for the double debuffer meme I have 2 dead weights in my team and my one ace got screwed by rng
>got into a room with 2 natie>both of them had all the hesitant and flustered + 2 gold debuff>my ace honse went from 3rd to 8th in the last spurt after acceleratingJesus christ. Not bringing a debuffer really gives others advantage
>>544433798stamina debuffs are better the weaker your opponents are. you are going to get rolled if you dont have speed debuffs for strong horses if you are doing debuff strats.
>19 years old
>>544433376Do widows count?
>new jp scenario finally adds numbers to the energy bar
>haven't seen a bikini hag win a practice lobby in weeksit really is just endless gaslighting, isn't it?
>>544434176>*both opponents play your bluff not brining my own stinky nature*>your deboofer does nothing while theirs (dominatorchads) guarantees you end thirdYour funeral naturefag.
>>544434421>he hasn't encountered the paypig that has been terrorizing scrim rooms for the past few threads
steamed Luna
>>544434562You called?
You heard her
I haven't seen any dominator debuffer team win an /uma/ scrim
>>544434630that's not your screenshot
>>544434630
>>544434630now post your triple platinum titles.
>>544434723You got any pigs with funny or fancy hats?
>>544434772
>>544434815 Best I can do
>>544434976Ehh
Sex with the gang
I HATE MEDIUM CUPS. ALL WINNERS I SEE FROM LOBBIES ARE FRONTS, OGURI AND GOLDSHIP. PEOPLE FORCED META DEBUFFERS INTO THE CUP TOO
be pro pigstand up and salute the flag
Would you buy one? Would you wear it?
>>544434815
Post longing dreams
>>544435372I love debuffers
>>544435309I don't think any trainer could stand 4 umas at the same time
>>544435372Mile is the only real CMs. Rest is clown shit. Massive gold recovery tax fuck that
>>544435392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8
gg ez
So I know that wining a race twice doesnt increase your chance of getting it's race spark, but does it at least boost compatibility? Or does it only count as one G1 race?
i am going to make this horse super-duper climax!
sekai saikyou wa
>>544435949
im still traumatized by taurus cup
>>544434421Did you literally miss the last thread, it had multiple S.Maru wins.
Thanks witGODs, bag secured
>>544434630How many rolls?
>>544436282Yes
>>544434630>whale shows up>people stop running lobbies
I for one, am happy that Aoharu is dropping mid chanmi, this will be an easy win for me since the majority will struggle to learn the new scenario.
>>544433376You know, there is a non-MTL version of this.
>>544436375
>>544434723What's the point of fattening up a pet pig. Are they still going to eat it or what.
>>544436439thanks
>>544435309my fuarking heroesand datsu as eye candy
>>544436591
Most mentally sane Teio fag https://twitter.com/KAIRO72469327/status/1982703102487867741
>>544436591Will she lose this battle too?
>>544436669Still less disgusting than Machico voice acting.
>>544436669I think he might like Teio
>>544436748Who is this cute mare?
>>544436456for the sake of having the biggest pig
>>544436591So much about firm conditions...
>>544436669Friend's recommendation Fell in love at first sight with a 3-star exchange ticket Learned that it’s based on an actual racehorse Looked it up and found out he’s super handsome, making me love him even more Now… #TheReasonIFellForUmaMusume
>>544436669this is pretty normal behaviour between otakus
Where are the paid banners?
>>544436669>why every import store has limit 3 per customer
DON'T OPEN
Which one?
You guys are retarded.
>>544433376This and Tickezo crying on every major developmental milestone are the best pieces of uma fanwork
>>544437156I know I am but what are you
>>544436669What are those signatured pictures on the wall?
>>544437156
>>544433376Sorry, won't fall for gobernment tricks.Make marriage something more than a safety mechanism for women, then maybe.
>>544437201Not so fast!
Do you like grass ?
>>544437363Just move to Japan
>>544437412yes, I touch grass everyday
>>544437118
>>544437465>moving to workaholic husband your wife fucks your cram school son country
my sacrificial Sei is stealing the baton in room matches with my SMaru with Escape Artist. I may have made a mistakeSei lost to an Oguri
>>544436887My cute keibafag wife, Chrono Genesis
>>544437156It's not the same without the glare.
>>544437465How is that different in Japan? Do they have less retarded laws?
>>544437595>brain melted by p0rn+1 victory to the jews
>>544437201MARRY AND REPRODUCE
>>544437293suzu cute
are you mentally ready for your 10x pulls?
>>544437713You do not live in Japan. You do not know the country.
>SSR Falco is +1 power +1 staminaCurrenfags, your response?
>>544437734I need Suzuka wife
>>544437765Yep
>>544437412Urara likes it
>>544437713while that guy was heavily exaggerating, there's actually a study that shows that japanese families have a higher propensity for incestous activities (not explicitly sex) due to the hellish work standards there
>>544437724is breast feeding sfw
>>544436748I'm gonna do that to Chrono Genesis
>>544438062Yea, there's no nipple showing
>>544437994
oh my fucking god
Dantsu sex
>>544438209me irl
>>544438062Depends on who's feeding, whether it's a baby or a male older than 3
>>544437765>Only 1 rateupAt least i'll get MLB R Riko haha...
>>544438314HOLY MOLY
>>544437765
>>544438015>the only female nips talk to are family No wonder vtumors took off.
>>544437765You better believe I am.
>>544437943Oh man this. THIS is the worst skill in the entire game.
Stego fucked this
Thats for the funny piggies. I needed a laugh before bed.
>>544438067
>>544438586>increase acceleration >brockedKek
Im tired of trying to get a good debuffer this Nasty Natasha will have to do
>>544438429What do you think what was mukbanging before it got exported worldwide?You watch a person eat while you eat so you feel less lonely...
>>544438693big mcqueen
>>544438175Brutal sex with Goldship, her mom and her dad
>>544437690In Japan there's adultery compensation, that's already miles ahead than western countries. >>544437860>I know the country because I watch pornographyTypical coomer brain>>544438015That's a problem indeed, work culture there is just insane and it's the root of most of their problems. But as far marriage goes, you're still better off marrying in Japan than any western country where the wife will cheat on you, steal your kids, money and even the dog, and people will laugh at you
>>544438645>filenameRude.
>>544438927>我が国の問題の専門家だと思っている汚い外国人
>>544438809For the mentally ill, but I see that make sense since it's the same demographics
>>544438693And I fucked Stego
>>544437765When do they start?
>>544438784my gold ship is happy :)
>>544439287a stego for ants
>>544438693official design?
>>544439287the best way to make Stego stay is impregnating her
>>544439198>deeplnigger
>>544439447Of course not
What if I had sex with my trainee?
>>544439615>What if I had sexYou'd stop making such posts
>>544439336Nov. 6 - Nov. 16
>>544439615Before or after the rape?
>>544439615Depends, before or after her 3 years with you?
>>544439287
>>544439615Tazuna quietly dumps your body in the lime pits underneath Tracen's sub-basement and informs investigators that you took time off to go camping
>suddenly incest
You guys never reply to my posts. I hope your shoelaces untie and you trip over while walking on the streets and a car avoids you and nothing bad happens to you other than tripping.
>>544439792Tazuna can't go around stopping sexual relations between trainers and trainees just because she never fucked her trainer
>>544439693But why?
rape is not cool
>Mayachi story 7>Go on a night time beach date with her>She sees a couple kissing>freaks out>fever next morningWhat did Cygames mean by this?
Rape (uma pegging me) is cool
>>544439915time travel scenario where we go back to train a young tazuna when?
>>544439962it is if Fuku does it to trainer(me)
>>544439962Are you sure ?
>>544439792>Tazuna>A FEMALE secretary>being able to take out a trainer and hide the bodyGood one anon!
>>544439913*rapes you*
>>544439996she got her first period
>your shoelaces untieSorry I wear lace-up boots in autumn.
>>544439693Needs to be updated with Neichah
>>544438062SEX with Keiba Onna
>>544440171>he doesn't know
>>544439928Good omens.
>>544439913Doto would say this
>>544440398She should be the 3rd one to rape him
fuck debuffsfuck evil naturesfuck dominatori'm going in with an honest team, all my Umas deserve a chance to win.
>>544439928Shiraoki-sama said she has to assert temple authority... Now hold still tōrena, the ritual should only take an hour or two, and we don't want you breaking anything by struggling too hard!
Musclehead boy loses. Fatty wins. All is right in the world.Feed your uma today.
>>544439962proof?
I don't care about CM. I have won and lost some. But I still don't care. I want more Umas and story events.
>>544440708Your loss
>>544440708Why so much hate ?
>>544440502I know what you are implying, but there is simply no evidence of it.
>medium S>forgot osaka hai for Teio's senior triple crown event
>>544440708Fuck you. I curse your CM aces with brocked.
>>544441024
>>544440753Sure. I fully trust Matikanefukukitaru, she'd never do anything that wasn't in her trainer's best interests. She is a good girl with a very pure heart.
>>544440708>Fuck NatureGladly
>>544440708I'm already a dummy doing solo front with SMaru, but running Oguri and Summer Chud, I want to have the stance of "You can't effectively target ALL three of them" and believe one will always pull through.
>>544438913MY PRECIOUS WIFE, LUNA-CHAN!
>>544441158Yes! You get it!
Closing on 150 completed careers, maybe I will finally get a 3 stars spark or a second onsen ticket
>>544439928because she wants to "get lucky"
>>544441490
>>544441024You'd get 2nd on Takarazuka anyway
Tacto…
so what's the plan for CM5 if not doing fronts?
>>544441982Got a Taishin?
>>544441982GAMBLEGODS again
>>544441982CM5 is pretty much a repeat of CM3 so Late/End gamblers.
>>544441982>megawhalePace chasers with every midrace skill known to man + A&S>everyone elseGambling
>>544441982Taishin, Ass Wonder, debuff neicha
>>544441982paces and lates like I do every CM, I don't care if pace is gonna suck
>>544441982Vodka, El and Grass. Simple as
>>544441982Doing fronts
>>544441982Double front and insurance Grass
>>544441369>Front>Pace>LateYou didn't really think the debuffing thing through when they all run infront of her
Y'all are unfunny asf
*gyarus your uma*
>>544443068
>>544441982Oguri Cap (as in peak) again
>>544441745
>>544443178Pretending to like tits drawn like that has to be a closeted faggot overcompensation thing
what does oshi mean?
>>544443324THAT'S A LOT OF PLUSHIEShttps://youtu.be/IRl3r4q_dUY
>>544438693Stego divorced this after enduring too much domestic abuse and then married Oriental Art... Just to divorce once more
>>544443392waifu but for vtuberniggers
>>544443392Means your enduring favorite out of a group or scene, comes from the idol/jpop sphere
>>544443392Favourite. It's a word weebs use, especially vtumors, because they can't be normal and speak regular English.
>>544443362Mmmnnnnnyo
Digital is my oshi
This might be a dumb question but, you do G1 races for increased affinity when making parents, but do you have to do the same for the ace you're making or can you just ignore the G1 races?
>>544443392Wife, favorite, idolIt's an expression for your loved oneEoP secondary globalbabs will tell you it's cringe because the faggots come from reddit and can't speak any language other than english
>>544443674my condolences, then
>>544443496Nice way to out yourself as a reddit tourist nigger
>>544443582>complaining about Japanese lingo and weebs in a general based entirely on the japanese horse racing sceneZero self-awareness
>>544438809
>>544443674>he thinks slop will counter the argumentlmao
I'm starting to worry people are thinking I'm dating my trainee.
>>544443749Shared race wins only matter between the parent and the grandparents. Until second anniversary this can technically also be any graded race, but G1s give race sparks so affinity farming via those is the preference.
>>544443582Indeed! My favorite Horse Daughter is Cherry Blossom Dasher King btw
>>544444043Ok good, I was wondering if I had been wasting a lot of runs
how many comics are about air groove getting overstimulated over her tawake trainer?
>>544443858>touristnice way to out yourself as a newfag
any tips on what to build for open league? is 800/700/700/300/400 a good statline?
>>544443994Just remember that cygames itself is telling you that living with your trainee after graduation is normal and canon
>>544443957That's slop? Damn, my dick has been fooled by them machines... goshdarnitall!!
>>544444284who
>>544443994What, you mean to say that there's absolutely nothing going on when she regularly pays your apartment a visit?
>>544444224No. Even in open league you still need to hit the stamina requirement.
>>544444395the ningen hag from the new jp scenario
>>544444284>19 years old
>>544443858>touristxitter mexican lel
>>544444284Hag yuri... we have been blessed...
>>544444224You can push speed higher than that
>>544444537since her menopause
>>544444469>ningenYou can't fool me, Mejiro.
>>544444426She just cleans it I swear.
>>544444216>>544444537>assblasted reddit nigger samefagging this hardtypical dark skin
Teio sucks.
>>544444651You can see her human ears..
>>544444693Are you a bot?
>>544443994
>>544444651I just woke up when I saw the news and actually thought they were ramonu and ardan alts for 5 seconds and was confused kek
>>544444043It's quite simpleEvery G1 win gives you 1 affinity You get a bonus if grandparent and parent (representative) won the same G1The Uma you are going to train influences nothing about races, other than the base affinity with representatives and their legacy.
>>544444693Who are you quoting?
>>544444572another trainer x uma win I guess
Which one are we drinking, boys?
>>544444810the quote below yours
>>544444664Cleans "it", yeah, sure.
>>544444861Why milk a horse when you can milk a cow?
>>544444861ai sloppa is sure getting advancedpretty soon the Teio cunny art will be destructive
>i have to keep a spreadsheet of all the races my parent Umas ran so i don't brick their affinityI don't know if i'm autistic enough for this bros...
>>544444806>Every G1 win gives you 1 affinityNo.>You get a bonus if grandparent and parent (representative) won the same G1Yes. Shared wins between the parent and grandparents on that side of the tree is the only thing that matters apart from base affinity between the umas.
what if i had sex with belno instead of oguri
>>544445197Just do triple triple crowns for the medium/long umas, easy to remember and do
>>544444861creek's from the tap
>>544445228Whyyyy she already got a chea outfit in the S3 ed that was betterrrrrr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTEB3DzQhLM
>>544443059>You didn't really thinkCorrect.
>>544445229sir, this is the fillies dressing room, please leave
>>544445294>No argumentThat is how it works. If you have no proof to counter my point, be quiet, brownoid retard.G1 gives 1 affinity, having multiple ones shared across the legacy gives you a bonusLater on the affinity increases to 3 with the second anniversary patch.
>>544441982I'm running 3 pace
>>544445294>>544445657shared races between each parent also adds +1 affinity
Remember _________
Special Brick...
>>544445657I suppose the reality of it is that that anon should listen to neither of us, and instead read community resources, which will agree with me.>>544445795Parent1 <-> Parent2 affinity is only base affinity until second anni.
>>544445867Cute... Gimlet is a cute & cool mom...
>>544445807
I'm torn between guts Ulala and wit Dober for the last card. 5 speed was a disaster and with 20% stam growth + stam sparks a second mediocre stam card feels detrimental.
>>544446052>Parent1 <-> Parent2 affinity is only base affinity until second anni.darn
>>544446185Curveball
>>544446238 I was so happy to find out that someone else knows of the term "home skillet"
>5 runs, no groundwork
>>544446052>Community resourcesAh yes the gaslight doc, or perhaps one of your sloptubers you praise so much.The info is literally in gametora, and it's exactly the same as I said.Nothing you have said so far has been in good faith, or you simply don't understand how the game works.What's the next gaslight you will come up with? You can't double circle affinity with Taiki and Maruzensky?I will say it again, be quiet brownoid retard. Don't post again
You'll waste all your borrows today, too.
>>544446320What the fuck does that mean
>Here's medium S, faster learner, and all the skills you want from parents>But you've lost your rainbow privileges
... will danchou be mad if I don't gain fans other than from TT until the 6th?
>>544446318I dislike 3 color decks unless the third color has high TE. But using my 0LB Oguri so I can get that surger skill has some appeal now.
>>544446745It means youre a proper cunt
>>544446185You don't need Kitasan to make good umas, even less a lb2 one. Drop her and grab Dober, also drop Eishin if you're not exclusively making a Late, grab Brian card lb3, Urara is fine but if you can use a power card like Amazon or Nishino use them
>doing a parent run with mcqueen>tenno sho spring comes up>have 600 speed and 580 stamina so should be no issue>"2nd place 4th place 2nd place 2nd place, thanks for the alarm clocks dipshit :^)"Ended up rolling 1* Guts so not a huge loss but come the fuck on
>>544447240Buy a white skill
>>544447240I did McQueen in an aggressive deck parent loop 1 time and it was god fucking awful. never again
>>544447054Cute 90 year old running around in the snow like a kid.
>>544447332I bought all the skills I wanted for the end of the run beforehand to give me the best shot at beating it, game said no anyway
>>544446185What is the use case for Urara's card? I'm sitting on enough friend points to mlb her but i never used the card.
Big daddy EU goberment is about to curbstomp a swedish horsegirl gacha game into dust.What will happen to Cygenerous and us globalbros?
>>544447487you use her when guts get reworkedthere are no better guts card worth pulling for 3 years
I WANT TO SMELL AND LICK UMAS' FEET AFTER THEY'VE JUST WENT ALL OUT RACING
>>544447682europoor government cracking down on gacha again?
>>544446983I hadn't even considered dropping Kita. I like her events way more than Brian but I didn't realize her spec priority was THAT bad at 2LB. That damn selector needs to arrive so I can fix this.>>544447487Very high training effectiveness and her events restore a lot of energy. She doesn't have skills so you can get a lot of guts from the hints, effectively making it so you don't have to train it at all. When the guts rework hits she becomes one of the strongest cards. For now usage is mostly experimental.
>>544447682I don't care what the vassals do amongst themselves.
This game stinks
>>544447240On a tangent from this; for CM5 what uniques are worth running other than Angling and Scheming?I remember seeing that Victoria por Plancha is bad this time and if there's an alternative to Mcqueen with a good unique that doesn't require winning the Spring Tenno Sho that'd be great
>>544447770Same...
>>544447748
>>544447982Unrestrained and hope it pops late.
>>544447982Plancha is still good
>>544443749You start a career and end it with the same affinity value.
>>544447487Roaming 15% training effectiveness, good events, no skills but that means every hint is a stat boostI ran 3 Speed/2 Power/Urara as the build on my CM3 Grass Wonder since she had trouble hitting the 300 Guts mark otherwise
I WANT TO SMELL AND LICK UMAS' GOCKS AFTER THEY'VE JUST WENT ALL OUT RACING
>>544447770But why?
javascript:quote('544399661');Where is it at?
>>544448340
*hydrates you
Doing careers feels like a waste of time with the new one so soon.
This American Uma is very dangerous
my balls have been too blue lately, need to bust to Fuku
what does this mean
>>544448380My penis says so
>>544448645do your parent runs anon
>>544448690>Nice Nature but American It wasn't obvious?
Do I do another 3 SMaru runs today or just give up on trying, I have no aces yet
Did you know that in /uma/ Musume, the strongest horse is actually Gaslight Dancer?
Anyone know if there's data for exact chances of story events, resting events, shrine visit events, hint events, and specialty priority for each training and such? I wanna see if I can simulate runs
>>544448964This meme was never funny
>>544448964>I have no aces yetDid you do nothing but grind for perfect 3*blue 3*groundwork parents anon? Anyway just pull out some B+/A SMaru and hope for the best on round 1
which parent should i use for makingfrontrunners for CM5, i dont have bourbon
>>544448921Natie is much more pure compared to the American whore though
when is this paid all uma/support coming?
>>544447054Where are we going?
>>544449252I had groundwork parents for Maru last cm but they're not 3* stamina sparks, I just don't get anywhere close enough for stamina or I get fucked on the sparks/skill hints
>>544449517Nov 3 with part 2
What umas would have sex with me as their last resort
It's over...
>>544449272
>>544449292Seiun Sky if you have her because Angling and Scheming is THE front runner skillMcqueen if you have access to a good Seiun Sky and can tolerate having to win Tenno Sho Spring every runEl Condor Pasa if you have neither of those, iirc she's not as potent as she was for CM3 but still good
>>544449572I'm in the same boat, I'm just gonna tank the losses
new ace was just out of reach but at least I finally got Taiki's shuttles.
>>544449252nta but I have no aces either. Not any that could even place in Round A. My attempts are pic related
>>544449958They're great, right?
>>544449398Still would. 150%.
Sorting out my follow list>Last online: 52d ago
>>544448690If modest nipponjin umas are rapist then overseas umas are far worse
>>544449801>> /v/ is that way, fuck off with your tumor memes
>>544450148If you have an Oguri Cap build her, very easy to run and can hit 1200/800/800 on a decent runIf you don't have her... maybe Agnes Tachyon? 20% Speed growth, Race Planner and Medium skills from potential, U=ma2 makes stamina reqs a breeze
>>544449725The oji-san jockey who used to ride Sirius is apparently a super fan. It’s kinda cute
>>544449908Reading how ikemen umas become mares is my passion
>>544449958Looks like a kid with balloons underneath her shirt
I give up
>>544450148>golshiplay 5 speed 1 stam and borrow a 9* stamina spark.
>>544450213They really are, although Taiki talking about our irreplaceable bond and how we're going to stay together hit me even harder...
>>544450213wao!
>>544450290I wish I had saved a few screens of my old dead friends, some of the sayings are great/sad in hindsight.One of them was literally:>Haru Urara never gave up, so neither will I!>last online: 66 days ago
>>544450148Borrow Mejiro Ryan, you're not winning anything without Iron
>>544449725What's that kind of look called?
Falcobros, for the two non-turfer parents, do I NEED both to be Medium? I have a really good front runner spark Seiun Sky with groundwork....
>>544448757It's confirmation of a pervasive JP server conspiracy theory that Fuku says "Fungyaro" as a reference to "France Galop", the French racing association, since one of her predecessors (IRL) raced in France
>>544449858I have mcqueen and seiun, but dont you need a lot of sparks for mcqueen to raise her mile aptitude?
double circle firm, right handed, or medium straights umadachis?
>>544451047right handed
>>544440708Use Oguri Cap as in peak.
>>544451019I've been trying to build Mcqueen as a Smart Falcon parent so I'm aiming for Turf sparksIf you want Mile sparks Seiun will be the better time
>>544450739That one will always be funny>"NEVER. GIVE. UP">Quits the game over losing CM or ending up 1 pull short of pitying a banner
>>544451119even if I have sub 700 power?
>>544441982Seriru put out the guide earlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sLUWa_quA
>>544451328>>544451047>Asking whether you should get +40 speed which affects your max velocity or +20 power which affects your accelerationvery easy to umalator it if you're unsure
>>544451328its over
>>544440708>1 front gambling for AxS>1 pace gambling for a redshift + shooting catch up >1 late gambling for ironthis is the way for honest and honorable trainers
>>5444513282nd circle isnt worth it for greens usually
>>544451510based
>>544451476wdym, I have single circle for both, so wouldn't double circle be +20 to speed or power?
Thoughts on the event?
>>544451701it was fun. every one of these remind me of an OVA they would make after some series finally hits DVD for fan service
>>544451681>double circle firm>right handed>or medium straightsthe post is asking between Firm OO, Right O and Straights Os otherwise it would've been "OO firm, OO right, OO medium str8s"Anyways go umalator it you fag
>>544443324The only thing peak about her is her weight
>>544447240Because Aoharu isnt up yet, im doing a Late surger debuffer Oguri parent right now (6+ savvies).Does dominator have a line of sight requirement?
>>544450473what?
>>544451853that's my post lol I'll grab firm cus powerlet
Holy fuck this one is so rare, I can't remember the last time I got it
>>544451940me on the right
>>544449908Opera is a girl too
>>544452040Nope, it has infinite range
FINALLY, a 50 year old woman in my underage girls gooner game
>>544451701You need some video perhaps?
>>544451701Made me miss the last time I went to a soapland…
she can win sometimes too, right?
>>544450957The longer the track, the more important it is to have distance sparks
>>544452308Bwo her swinging maestros?
>>544452067I give up
Parent runs are mega-comfyI wish this game was all about achieving high scores so we could spend more time farming god-tier parents instead of rolling for the 1 in a million highroll ace so frequently
>>544452274Tickezo is poor and couldn't afford a swimsuit
>>544452367creek got stuck at 2/3
>>544452208
>>544452381WHAT
>>544452208sex sex SEX SERASKDASÖ:LDA
>>544437765I have nowhere to go but up because I don't have mlb everything like the rest of the thread
>>544452508I GIVE UP
>>544451701It was fun and I enjoyed Winning Ticket's jiggles but I cannot get over the CONTINUITY PROBLEM of Daiwa Scarlet's unexplained bikini acquisition and clothes changing
>>544452553the rest of the thread is whales and liar
More grey skills > less gold skills. Even recoveries.
I hate S.Maru.I hate Special Week.I hate Winning Ticket.I hate themall.I love Raisu though.
>>544452308No, she deserves 3rd place and only 3rd place.
>>544452308At least get iron anon
>>544452208Trainer? Why are you looking at the hag? I'm right here, you know.
I rolled rice shower weeks ago and I haven’t done a single career with her yet
>>544452425you can be a TT scrub and just grind for that
>>544453083FUCK YOU
I'm leaving for work can I have a (You) please.
I just started another SMaru run...
bwos, since WE (yes, WE) are sparking Rice/Riko... which one of the two should I spark?
>>544453083I'm revoking your Rice license
>>544452646How many times does she have to say her mom sent her a swim suit for you listen?
>>544452208>tiny shadows indicate a woman is decades olderWhy does it work like this
redhead love
>>544453597because anime has zero time for detail, and a shadow is a lot easier to draw consistently than other age bullshit
i unironically believe that anime ruins the lives of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of men around the world.with that said, should i only watch road to the top/new era after watching the anime seasons or can i skip that garbage altogether?
I just remembered I forgot to do my ryan legend races yesterday
>>544454081the ova and movie are their own thing so you can if you want
>>544452898>ricevillain faggot hates every other umaExpected.
>>544454081immaculate baitthe second paragraph of course, the first one is 100% correct
>Tachyon poster that hasn't even seen the mpvie she's inPottery.
>>544451701She should leave the hat ON. But it was cute, shame they have the sexo swimsuit art for Daiwa but no 3D model with it. It would understandably be too powerful, but still glad with hag and Needs.
>>544454081How so? Legit curious.
>>544453083I haven't done a single career with Super Creek yet
>>544454353The two flavors of Tachyon posters are either like that guy, or the guy earlier in the thread who's confidently incorrect about how the game works every time he appears while avatarfagging Tachyon the entire time. It's baffling.
>>544454081>i unironically believe that anime ruins the lives of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of men around the world.women should go to school in order to copy anime mannerisms, and learn how to cook and clean for 8 hours a day
after 313 careers, i made my first A+ uma
>>544454172oh shit thanks for reminding me
>>544453083I got spooked with villain and anime Makween while pulling on the lewd summer ladies. I've done 5 playthroughs with villain getting a consistent parent/deck I like with her. Haven't touched anime Makween, though I should to get her fans and test out parent runs despite being the one with the bad ult.
>>544451701I will say it again I guessIt was kino, great OSTFuture events will be as good or better
>>544454710
>>544453459>we
>>544434630you'd never left us then
I fucking hate maru so god damn much, I have 12* groundwork but she just refuses to choose any fucking skill during inspiration now this one actual good run is in the fucking trash
No! My luck! I was saving it. Why did you have to goof up my luck, Doto! Goddamned luckubus. Now my account will be bricked by the banners that matter…
>>544453083I did my first Ryan run a couple weeks ago and still haven't done Tachyon or Suzuka who I got with the free SSR voucher.
>start joining rooms now that I made 2 decent aces>always 2nd or 3rd place againLeo will just be a repeat of cancer cup for me it seems. Better invest in Oguri
Stop calling her a villain
Is it normal for this event to trigger so late? Her friendship bar has been orange since early classic year...
gaslighters think they can stop me from busting 60,000 on Natie's card
>>544428163Is there a Maruzensky one?
>>544455553She is a villainfor stealing my heart
>>544455553Then she needs to stop being one. No more stealing G1 wins.
>>544455615I had this happen 3 times in last 3 months of Senior despite trying to always get her to green before Y2 I really like the energy bonusIt's rare but happens sometimes.
I heard the youngest of the Mejiro family is unrefined and a huge glutton.
>don't get groundwork>game taunts me by giving every needed green through career races
>>544455615That's the longest ghosting period that I've ever seen, but long periods in general are sadly pretty common. I got a 6 month and 7 month ghost last night.>>544453083Same, but with Fuji. I don't have time to train a totally new uma on a weeknight without sacrificing at least one of the day's runs and I've also just not found time over the weekends. Haven't done Ryan either.
>>544456108This is incorrect. Please refrain from making baseless accusations and spreading slander.
>>544456226This looks like she's trying yo stop herself from watching something embrassing.
>>544455623i'm only going to say this once and because i'm feeling particularly generous: do NOT blow your load on nice nature or you will regret it. that is all.
>>544456226>don't get groundwork>game taunts me by giving me rainbows and never finishing maestro event
It didn't end up with any of the skills I was hoping for, but I'll take it. First time I have had so many whites
>joins room with one runner
is concentration/focus an always proc? website says always==1 but then also says wit check?
>>544456463It's a witcheck
>>544456463It will always proc as long as you pass the wit check
>>544456502huh i've seen it proc on every run i've watched with around 400 wit>>544456528heh
>>544456352>train a golshi late>40% discounted groundworks
>>544456604you'll have a 100% proc-rate through all of round 1 and 2.good luck.
>>544456340you WILL be borrowing my Natie 5 times a day
I promised myself I'd never touch my trainee but she's started flirting with me and I don't know what to do.
>>54445170110/10. Would have been 11/10 if Sweep's SSR swimsuit got a model. Hope she's in more events down the line.
>>544456831someone flirting with you doesn't mean they consent to you touching them you fucking creep
>>544456952But Anon she keeps asking for a hug what do I do?
>>544455897
>>544456626You should take groundwork to recover from gatekept
>>544454710Good job anon.>stam + guts > 1200She's CM ready to boot!
Are you okay?
>>544457056Fight back.
>>544457094These ear decorations to denote mares from stallions are getting kind of ridiculous.
>>544456917https://youtube.com/shorts/ufYYnHvvxMo?si=GQkdFiX-fbxftQ71>sluuurp sluurp
>>544457135Made for the next Long CM (CM is what I call my cock)
>>544456358EJACULATION
>>544456358groundwork doko
This is the up to date /uma/ club list for any newfriends. The OP rentry is abandoned but this should be up to date for October as of version 1.4.
>>544457236Oh. Some gooner actually has a new link for her thats not a short.https://youtu.be/ufYYnHvvxMo?si=uLkuANLi_FGwpcm8
Are (You) reading the half anniversary stories cyjames is drip feeding you?
>>544457189Gentildonna really is the funniest Uma.Can't wait for her in EN.
>>544456325I'm pretty sure it was true. She was spotted at a baseball game with 3 extra large sodas
>>544457472I was holding them for a friend.She's very cultured and elegant to do that for her friends.
>>544457189
when do we get the BIG niiga strategy like turbo
>>544456358ID NOW
>decent enough run>creek didn't finish her chain>but also got the director's bofa eventI'm not sure how to feel about this
>>544457437Why is her cut in so kino
>>544457415>/uma/ can only manage a singular S-rank club>discord runs all of the S-rank clubs in globali was told /uma/ was a bastion of elite players. was i lied to?
>>544457415>that bannerMy club continues to make me VERY proud!
>>544457597>I was
>>544457094>>544455897this mare finds satisfaction in making his trainer feel weak
>>544457419You can make any short use the regular video UI by just taking the fragment after the /shorts/ and sticking it in the regular video URL.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DcD4Jnz-Zes -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcD4Jnz-Zes
Konnichiwa, Torenas
>>544457208yeah... who the fuck would wear a price tag on their ear
>>544457653~30% chance to active mid race based on the 8 test races I did.
when is the paid banner coming? i want to sardine a bit
>>544457905I wonder if any Umamusume feel self conscious about being stronger than their boyfriend.
>>544457953https://youtube.com/shorts/_Crf9ZBfIvE?si=hgy61gxrNO8LVuZb > https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Crf9ZBfIvE?si=hgy61gxrNO8LVuZb > Nice!. Thanks bwo
Stop right there, torena-san
I need more power...
>>544458258Eishin Flash tells you that
>>544458046Don’t be mean to Bouquet and her silly price/name tag
>>544458406AIEEEEI DID MY DAILIES LET ME GO
>>544458406It just finished healing...
>>544458406another mouth inspection?
>>544458452Sucks to suck.She's never getting over that problem.
>>544457135DUMB hag. Enjoy your missed skill activations
>>544458406Um, since when did they let mares have guns…?
>>544456226>Get Sweep Charming event pre-debut>Outside of one good 3 character stack on speed in first summer, never get more than 2 characters on speed again and don't even reach 1100 speed
>>544458235They said the 3rd
So when is Eishin Flash coming outI have carats to spend
>>544459004IkunoDictus
>>5444590362 daysuma.moe/timeline
URA is almost old news. Surely you won URA? Surely you have claw connoisseur title?
Should I aim to get both groundwork and THH on Seiun Sky or is that too many points?
>>544459429you want both, but groundwork is highest prio
>>544458452>I don't understand. There's no way human can win against an Uma Musume.That's what Eishin Flash said right before our intense, 5 hours Guts training session last night.
>>544459429Those are two of the cheapest skills in the game anon. Get both.
>>544457794
>>544459004is Ikuno a (u)ma?
>still no scenario qolno wonder the game's dead kek
>>544457794Who told you this exactly. Nobody here for sure.
>>544459598I posted this
>>544459004>they actually talk about how embarassing the song iscute
>>544459631Yeah but both need 3 other skills to trigger them duh
>>544459564hag sexhag wife
umadacchis..... what happened....
>>544459759Doto's massive tits is the thing that killed the game actually
so uh, do they ever replenish those carat packs from the beginning? or is that just me being silly
>>544459598true
>>544459942
>>544460017every half year iirc
Well?
>satono diamond middnight suprise
>>544459951>the doxxing website's count for total player profiles has been at roughly the same number for 3 months>friends list is full of dead whalesuh... globetards?
>>544459287>surely you have the 1/1000000000 title?
>>544460209
>>544454725>>544454172we LOVE mejiro ryan in this THREAD because she is the BEST character and makes me HAPPY
>>544460271less whales means better chance to win CM, dead game = fun game
>>544460271Whales...die? They just throw hundreds or thousands of dollars at cygames...and just die?Why
>>544460271at this rate... we won't make it to 1 year anni....
>>544460202>merchslopNo thanks.
>8AM in manilla
Learn every single one of my skills or I'm not giving you Groundwork.
>>544460371>tracen academy accepts a donkey into the schoolaffirmative action was a mistake.
>>544460506we don't care what time it is where you live
What Umas would do drugs with me?
>>544460371>makes me HAPPYthen why is she so SAD on her careerI'm losing my mind it's mood down every other turn and a slacker because of some romance shit
>>544459564>Cygames says to not the horse>Keep making them wife materialThis is unreasonable.
>>544460671swole but sore is the only event of hers that i consistently see thats a mood down, but even then its at most once every other run
>>544460658
>>544460783Why is there more of this? Stop sleeve torturing trainers
>doto from free rollI don't even want her, tits too big
oh shit, first tt of the day and i go against a witGODhopefully this is enough for retention
>>544457794woooow gee excuse us if we don't pay our top earners a salary
>>544460271The global release was a lot bigger than usual for a gacha so you have a ton of normalfags who played for a month and got bored when they would have never touched it if Northernlion didn't play it.
>>544460032>picThe way the dialogue is worded feels like something from a futa x male doujin...
>>544460797what the fuck is Hugh Jackman doing here?
>>544453863I meant more along the lines of "why does it work so well"
>>544461241That is unshaved Richard Hammond? Its not anything weird at all...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YupWUeE3A-k
>>544457794the gameplay loop is really boring
>>544461105anon, like 80% of your club are flatliners.
Chrono genesis and it's consequences have been a disaster for /uma/
>>544457794the ability to farm fans is related at all to how "elite" you are
>>544461852QRD?
>>544461764yeah.... i know....
are the /uma/ adjacent clubs talkative? I've tried my best to get people in the public club I stumbled into to socialize but im pretty sure a lot of them flatlined and quit or don't know english
>>544460271>>the doxxing website's count for total player profiles has been at roughly the same number for 3 monthsCheck https://uma.moe/tools/statistics
>>544457993Grass wears that bikini and shorts combo well
>>544462126my club started yapping more and requesting shoes lessI liked it better before
>>544457794>automate play>become known as an "elite player"do seanigs really?
>>544460050I need Ayabe to sit on my facesniff sniff
>>544462151>another doxxing websiteyou script kiddies are so busy asking if you could, never if you should.
>>544462208my club does neither sadly. Which makes me sad, because I NEED the welfare mcqueen
>get groundwork>dont get any greens
>>544460783AIIIEEEEE NOT THE SLEEVE
>>544462126few talk in clubs because the chat sucks. I see some chatter around CM days
>>544462126my club will kick you if you do not send a "MORNING!" on a daily basis.also, the club chat functionality would be considered trash in 2005, let alone 2025. any active clubs that have social members will utilize a discord.
Dirt umas deserve more love
>>544462126mine isnt that talkative but also the filter is fucking cancer
>>544461852Chrono genesis and her consequences have been a disaster for my dick
Reminder that masturbatingnto TMO means your fapping to pic related
I LOVE MR COCK BALL CHARLIEI LOVE MR COCK BALL
>>544462928Reminder that (You) specifically are a raging browntoid tranny angry about his dog shit thirdie life.
>>544462823who's the artist?
>>544462789umadol hands are behind this post
>>544460658Drugs are for homos, so none of them
>>544462789Justice for dirters
>>544463102https://x.com/uma_izawa/status/1684324464543301633
Praise Shiraoki! Woiya, hoiya!
>>544463261Being straight edge hasn't been cool for decades now, grandpa
>>544463354thanks
>>544462789Maybe they should stop doing ANAL then
>no maestroI'm gonna fucking punchfirst time event doesn't finish and it has to be hereannoying as fuck
>>544463551brutal
>>544463551>the power of a 3LB tazuna
>>544463416
>>544463367 (me)Help me out here:Iron Will, or triple sevens + small breather?
>>544463846never take iron will
>>544463846777 and small breather
>>544463870Biwa is big
>>544463913>>544463930Followup: Outer swell, or Ramp Up?Outer swell is reliably late-race, but it's useless if she presses up from the inside.
>>544464064ramp up
>>544463551>beeline burst
>>544463913HPMHHH YADA
>>544463551>sub 700 powerjover
you've seen SSA and ASS, now we have SAS, the aptitudes no one asked for
>>544463551>those SRsAbsolutely grim but you were extremely highrolling alreadyConsider daily pulling rather than pulling the lever as a job
>>544464064ramp up. outer swell is a gamba skill
>>544463551Y-you do know Aoharu scenario means every new ace goes 1-1.5k rating up, right?You would have to redo your aces anyway.
I'm about to roll 3 shitty bobos back to back
>story is about horse making a robot body to run again>final race you just beat her anywaylol loser!
>>544463367>witletlol
Aoharu should release today, right now in factMy club's going to flatline
make sure to massage all of your umas sweaty feet after they race
>>544464242Bro I've been daily pulling on EVERYTHING for almost 80 days now, I have everything but speedRiko and Kita rerun will save me...
Should I help my crew reach Rank S or play some more Digimon /uma/?
Someone post the jewish Tama gif, I need it
yeah good enoughgambling on matchmaking time
>>544464706>>544464706BEJITA BROS
>>544464774Bwo your Medium S's....?
>>544464706
>>544464627GrimAt least you're tryinguhhhconsider lighting some non-jeet incense (they straight up make, use and export ones made with cow shit) or even visiting a church
I can't even imagine how much worse the gap between the top 1% and the bottom 99% would be if 5 borrows were available from the start
>>544464879medium S bricks my runs
I couldn't sleep so, I doodled Dia.
>>544465009cool drawing
>>544464985bwo...
>>544464435The plan was to spend the URA intermission turns juicing it but everyone suddenly wanted to stop sitting on it for some reason...
>>544465009Nice Freaky Diamond anon
>>544465009nice tongue
>>544464647if we don't reach S rank this time I'm leavingDigimon
>>544464687
>>544465009
>>544464917Have you considered setting up an altar and praying to Shiraoki-sama>1st spoilerWhy am I not surprised
>>544435438Sure if I was on a vacation. I need to get /fit/My belly is hanging out like Oguri Cap
>>544465009verynice
Who is your favorite obscure Uma?
>>544464647Leave rank S to the /uma/ club bros and just chill as a 35m quota A+ club sonyou can play more Digimon, obviously.
AIEEEE I FORGOT TO RUN JAPAN CUPDANCHODE HAVE MERCY
>>544465009cute
globalbros...why don't we get the cool new pictures from seriru?
>>544464647Danchou please at least address the club banner
>>544465481I have the taste of a redditor, none of the Uma I like are obscure.
>>544465009Can you draw taishin
>>544465625Those are on accelerated schedule too, please understand
Would this work for umas?
>>544465481These four
>>544465625I always thought he used art from elsewhere so learning that he draws it himself adds some charm to his videos.
>>544465481Sounds of Earth has a nice voice
>>544465876They probably have a band - like goggles, its not like there are ears to impede the curvature of the middle of their heads.
>>544466235>sweats when eating veggiesIs that an Asmongold uma?
>>544466030CUTE BOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>544466030is funny how she tries to escape
Just failed a Ryan parent run at last goal Arima Kinen. Are you supposed to get her long to A? I don't know how I can finish the career without mass training speed.
>>544466235Reminder that if you can't eat a Tomato slice cause of the texture, you are WEAK and your bloodline will end with you.
Thanks all!>>544465717Maybe tomorrow, I'm tired af.
>>544466030>tries to get into a more defensible positionlmao
>>544466235white umas think tomato is spicy
>>544465876
>>544466327not enough cockroach
>>544465957is amazing how some artist has been drawing her for more than 500 days
>>544465914oldferve home
>>544465957boy voice
>>544466030>>544466235Who makes these?
Can I get some advice for a Doto ace for CM4? Shooting and Pump Iron good?
>>544466235How can Umas that hate vegetables like carrots?
>>544466804That's the issue, you don't put monie in a machine that only takes carats
>>544467079carrots are like candy
>>544466804>bourbon is the sexiest design in the game>awful personality that is just "beep boop I'm a robot"
>>544467013if you're running late, yes. if she's pace, use red shift instead of pump iron
>>544467209Thanks. No Maru so I guess I’m going late then. Any other tips?
Opera is a cute mare
>>544466990https://x.com/syamoooji
>>544467203...I have a feeling you're not gonna like Eishin Flash
>>544466850honorary boymusume...?
>>544467421punctuality is hot
>>544467412prove it
>>544467415Bless, thank you
>>544467013corner skills are good too, (distance) corners, and (style) corners help you gamble, Though id recommend taking corner adept and not upgrading it to professor of curvature to save points for even more skills.
>>544467412operao is a handsome stallion
Will I like Daring Tact?
This is your future
I give up on getting Medium S.. I'm farming parents.
>>544467758Cute
>>544467754not anymore
>>544467717Velocity on the final corner is a good idea but the final spurt is a long straight, right? Wouldn’t acceleration be better on the final corner? I have both Naritas and bride Mayano too. Would it be worth it to make an attempt for Flowery Maneuver?
please proceed in an orderly fashion to the mejiro ryan thread>>544468660>>544468660>>544468660>>544468660>>544468660>>544468660
>>544458406
>>544458406I would let them do unspeakable things to my body
>>544459287You bet your ass I do.
I see a lot of Royal Family collab stuff. Are the horse actors of that drama big names or few-to-no-win dropouts?
So far my fastest Leo Cup Uma is a Seiun Sky without groundwork (1.1L faster than the next best, with Groundwork), and a decent stats Tachyon 2 star with Dominator. What else should I run to try and even out my team?
>>544473910another front
>>544473643royal family is Meiner Ho O, an NHK Mile winner
