Previous: >>544880953>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 211/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedNew Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: [YouTube] 【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】CM「あったけ~」篇 (embed)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
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>>544906468AlmondLove is recruiting. We have 2 openings for active players
cleat check /uma/
This thread will be better
POST CLUBS NOWI'M LOOKING FOR ANY CLUB THAT'S BETWEEN THE 350-750 RANGE AND DOESNT HAVE D*SCORD
I'm recruitingA message will be sent to you if you pass the test
Did you roll yet?
DANCHOU ALL THESE BRIGHT EYED TORENAS WHO ARE WILLING TO SLAVE FOR 2 MORE PULLS ARE GETTING KEKED AWAY FROM USDO SOMETHING AND RECRUIT AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>544906703uhhh, aren't you meant to ask for our IDs first?
Am I fucked...? Hit pity on Nice Natty with all my gems but I only got two copies... she's one who needs max lb for the 15% to actually be worth anything isn't she?
>>544906683I don't remember posting this
>Log in>Collect B rank rewards>Post the Urara sticker>Ask for dirt shoes>Log out
Dacchis have THREE free spots in the club. Going for A+ again.Monthly quoata for this month is 30 mil. fans. Beware, dirtshoe terrorist have taken over, I was not able to stop them.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
Daiwa's fat tits are just too big for how stupid she is.Shouldn't that energy go somewhere else like her stupid brain?
>matikanetannhauser/golshi/dotopostersSurprisingly timid posters, likely due to how absudly popular said umas have gotten on social media so it's no longer "cool" to like them. Posts fanart and engages in thread topics - friendly NPCs>Almondeye/Chrono/Orfevre postersBored people from /umajp/ who outright despise global, will mindlessly post pictures/soundposts but if you reply to them will promptly tell you to kill yourself - great game knowledge though>CalstoneL/Wonder Acute postersThe opposite of above, JP posters except "one of the good ones" - shills their oshi happily to anyone>Gentildonna/Daiwa/Creek/maruzenpostersCoomers, plain and simple, not very disruptive and polite with their coompositng - top-tier lewds though>Oguri Cap (as in peak) postersQuite funny, usually positng EPIK style humor or memes, just DON'T take any advice they give seriously - probably likes dragon ball too much so our /a/ brethren hate them>Agnes Tachyon postersWorst avatarfags of /uma/, edgelords acting holier-than-thou, posting outright malice towards anything and everyone, and openly wishing for the general to die - will INSIST how white they are>Smart falcon postersLots of innocent questions, mostly trying to act cute, nothing malicious except for shit-talking curren chan, a little bit on the roleplay/cringe side though - probably likes vtubers>Matikanefukukitaru postersBased, but they literally only have three soundsoundposts/gifs on their hard drives>sundayposters/rudolphposters/TeiopostersRitualposters, basically bots, easily ignored, nothing wrong with em though, they cute - beware the AI slop from the sundayposters>Neicha postersVaried, will talk about most topics happily but are usually very lonely - likely has ryan gosling images on their PC/Phone
>>544906703gesting testing 123
>>544906683nigger
Kicked by your danchou cause you couldnt meet that quota this month?? Join Basashi instead.Casual club, trade shoes and don't flatline or I'll terminate you Send invite with /uma/ or post ID
The fate of the Mejiro family rests on this...
>>544906774she is used for OYL, the OYL you are fine but the 15% yeah
>marked
Grooming my cute danchou
Bricked runs but at least they gave me this, pretty good.
>>544906876>327 speedIt's owari da...
>>544906876'opeless
>>544906683sent u an invite :)
>>544906735bad ending
>>544906876>didn't hit 250 powthat's a dead mcqueen
>>544906760You already failed the first test, maybe next month
You didn't get kicked from your club for being a flatlining nigger right /uma/?
>>544906627I can join if active means 500K fans/day avg. Sorry if it's not good enough.
>>544904237I have been thinking about this for months now. The easy answers are motorsports and yuro football (or Olympic sports in general). The former is the most analogous to Umamusume but is also less known. The latter is vastly more popular but you run into two problems: (1) translating the team aspect into the game, and (2) it would be very awkward to have the characters as stand-ins for actual people.
>>544906958That was my plan. I was gonna sack the second scenario in hopes of being able to totally ace the third one... Just to totally flop by not getting the race bonus that makes her actually good in that scenario. I don't even think she's my best wit card, I got a second copy of fine motion and I'm pretty sure FM is better at lb1
>>544906876under 250 stam on pace is certinly a choice
what rank did u bwos get? i'm satisfied with our B+ comfy club
>>544906774>onlyConsider yourself lucky, getting 0 or 1 is 55% chance.
>>544907095I can get about 750k fans from a single Oguri run so no it's not very hard to stay on top of things.
Yes, I am Danchou's favoriteLearn your place and don't flatline
tfw I missed the daily 1m fans average for like 100k because I just trained falco for days. the dirters are truly the most oppressed race
>Danchou says good luck to everyone in CM>posts victory or death sticker immediately afterwardsBros I don't feel so good
>>544906851Pretty sure the tachyonposters you describe are just one guy, surely there aren't multiple tachyonposters obsessed with race
Dork is a censored word.
guess the sparks
>>544907095We don't use that word around here Neko.
>>544906640hmm
Fellow Danchous do not recruit anyone today. These anons looking for clubs are likely flatliners that got kicked. Avoid them at all cost. Blacklist them and start recruiting 24 hours from now.
I wish I could resell her stars for statues, she's the only one in my roster who is not sporting the 3 stars racewear and she will stay that way.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>544906876Should be dub, I've cleared Hopeless so many times with statline like this.
>>544907323you wouldn't be posting this if it were anything other than a guts 1* pace 2*
>>544907103That's fine. Post ID
Why are Oguri fatty posters such awful people?
>>544907351I did 47m last month though
>>544907409of courseI'm upset so I must post>>544907351We had a like really poor player leave our club because we didn't leave A. But he contributed 1/5th of the average players...so like...ok?
>>544906468Does you danchou do penis inspection?
>>544906998>>544907018>>544907061>>544907190And only -5 stamina after the race too.
>>544907370
Digitan LOVE
>>544906801502791299382is it just 30 mil a month or do i need to log in everyday too
>>544906851DESU I love our calstone/acute postersmy favorite soundposts, they successfully shilled to me, I want both
eishin's german boobies in my mouth
>>544906801Take me, Danchou (I'm on cooldown)378418103106
>>544907546>noseLucky pacer?
>>544907546>noseTHIS close to dying
>>544907303Dork is apparently slang for penis
>>544907546>noseyou didn't winthis "victory" will haunt your trainee for the rest of her career
>>544907351you can just look up their IDs on chrono
>>544907414576 505 221 685
Do you guys focus on a handful of Umas to dump your resources in or try to keep it broad? New player, wondering if I should start converting star pieces on umas I don't want to enhance into clovers
I WANNA GAMBLE I CAN'T WAIT FOR RIKO ANYMOREFUCK
>>544907598Just get 30 mil by the rollover and youre fine, you can flatline if you have the quota done.
>>544907740Sent. Join when ready
>>544906851>Gentildonna/Daiwa/Creek/maruzenpostershey that's me!
Psst, check your 4chan DMs I just sent (You) an invite.
Every extra 60m Trainer you get in an A+ club will lower everyone's quota by 1 millionif your club has 3 super carriers, everyone's quota will be lower by 3m
>>544907193What am I meant to do to salvage this? Nice Natty doesn't rerun before scenario 3 does she? I don't even know what I can save for... there's no way I'll get enough carrats for Christmas Oguri and I doubt I can even get Manhattan at this point
>>544906801748209284899. Still on cooldown, if that's not cool feel free to skip me.
>>544907749dont raise potential unless you really need the skill for pvpand clovers are fucking worthless so don't convert star pieces either
>>544906851 Sweep posters are too cool to get cataloged in this fashion
>>544907901based
>>544907749i personally don't convert star pieces unless i have from some uma i don't like that much, and im already closer to 200
wife...
>>544907914Those super carriers should be joining my club
>>544906851We need some suzukaposters
>>544907852Thanks. I just left previous club where nobody traded shoes so I'll be in tomorrow.
>>544907972Well, why not? What else am I gonna use the shoes for if not raising potential?
>>544907943There is a better rerun in January. The only reason people are rolling for her now is to use in the next CM where it's mandatory for late surgers
>>544907978Not much to talk about if all you say is "yada"
>>544906801do you guys use d*scord
>>544908079Club trading
>>544907578I love my stupid wife and our retarded daughter
>>544907838Okay cool, I'm on cooldown but just want to make sure. I get over 30 mil anyways
tfw actually entertaining the idea of an IRC for umao but it's been 10 years since I used it and I don't remember how to set things up it's fucking over
>>544907991That's basically what I'm thinking here. I have a lot of scattered around star pieces from my beginner pulls and I'm wondering what to do with all of them.>>544908140Right, I'd trade shoes for...other shoes, so I can raise potential. Unless day trading on the shoe stock market is simply the real end game
>>544906627If you don't mind me being on cooldown 320 247 422 679
>>544906468>this animation compared to some of the absolute dog-water of our current rosterso, do they come back and revisit older uniques or do they neglect forever?
>>544908026Don't forget to join the onlyfans!!!!!
this is literally the worst run ever
>>544906851Curren Chan posters?
>>544906851Look I may like chuubas but I keep it to myself, thank you!
>>544908257Danchou, just use rizon. Or if it's too much work just copy the post number and paste in chat
Guys my club member betrayed King for Ace. What is to be done?
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
>>544908427irrelevant.. forgotten...
>>544906851>Narita Top Road postersextremely based JP anons, they like to keep the thread updated despite being JP mains, gives helpful advice, fun banter
>>544908427>>544908463>curren chan discord desperately trying to convince /uma/ that she's literateyou're not slick
>>544908558Stop glazing yourself.
>>544906851we need some Taiki posters
>>544908257don't use IRC unless you want your IP exposed to the whole club
I woke up and nobody left our club this is a huge surprise
>>544908280if you would like you can do the same thing as me, i got every 1* and 2* uma on 3* to get the racewear and now im only trying to get 4* or 5* on the umas i like
>>544908463Your post betrays you
>>544908427
>>544908427they seem to have a bit of a dark aura about their posts...devilish, even.
>>544907546>noseliterally saved by Mood modifier
>>544908376You are now remembering that King Halo's """ult animation""" is two seconds long and looks like she's getting up from taking a shit
>SR ticket gives me another copy of already MLB SR>Cleat it for an SR ticket>SR ticket gives me another copy of already MLB SR>Cleat it for an SR ticket>Wait a month>SR ticket gives me another copy of already MLB SRSweep came to me like eight times now
>>544908650That' be ideal, but even getting to 3* looks like it'll take quite a long time. I'm not pulling a lot, and having to split between support card and horse pulling is rough
>>544906851>categorypostersNiggers
>>544908257>wants to be a discordchud without the discordchud brand stigmaBe more honest with yourself.
>>544908675>>544908671>>544908606>>544908550
>>544908625Pick a good host>WHOIS myself and I can see my IP address, how do I hide it?>There is no reason to worry. Only you, and staff, are able to see your IP address. In order to ensure users' safety and privacy, Host automatically hides users' hostnam and IP address during connecting time.
>>544908731rookie numbers. Sweep came to me over 20 times. Still only have her at 3LB though.
>>544908803i made it to all umas on 3* with summer maru, and i played everyday since launch, so yeah it can take some time
>>544908905this is my pov btw
>>544908427she has a dopey face when she smiles with her mouth closed
I have never seen curry chan activate her unique.
>>544908338Sent>>544906627And all spots are reserved
>>544908994>she has a dopey facecould have ended your post there
damn wtf i just realized how round smart falcon's head is
>>544907598you dont have to everyday, just dont disappear for a week without giving a heads up>>544907656>>544907945sent an invite to all 3>>544908124no...
>>544908856gomen... I am already a discordchud but I usually don't make discords for /vg/ guilds since I understand why they are frowned upon hereHOWEVER sometimes I really hate the club chat, what with the annoying censors and character limit and dogshit history scrolling where you can't even see messages from 2 hours ago if there was a lot of recent message activityThere has to be a better way...
>>544909027thanks
>>544908427Her eyes are weird. Too round. You barely can see her whites.
>>544908257/Uma/ Club dan here. The chat is cancer so I understand your plight completely. If I can streamline my own custom chatbox I will post instructions for other clubs that might want an identical version to the game one without the filter.
>>544909171>nogoodtoo bad I missed the application
My Champios Meeting Ace Rudolf got 4th on the Gold Ship race ...
You complain about discord because you're the actual retarded schizo SEAnigger you complain about and have been outed in the past for the faggot you are, making you reply to any sort of group function like a monkey sprayed with water. Normal people can interact fine with each other and discord doesn't change that.
>>544909337nigga sit tf down
>>544906851I wait to pull on something until a Matikaneposter replies to meSHIRAOKI BLESS ME
>>544909337I kinda missed /v/ posts...
>>544909337didn't ask
>>544909318>running back positions on legend races
>>544906735I AM NOT ROLLING FOR FAT BEAUTIFUL GERMAN TITSGO AWAY>t.has to save for kita :(
>>544909252Admit your sins.
>>544909337
>>544909171Thanks, I'll be there tomorrow. Hopefully.
>>544909337whatIs there such a thing as an anti-anti Discord schizo now?
>Almond Eye actually lost her debut race to a mysterious horse named “Nishino Urara”. It’s the reason why Almond Eye would not become an undefeated triple-tiara horse.>Nishino Urara is actually the granddaughter of Special Week.THAT BITCH
>>544909184Hello Danchou.
>>544909446Tell em danchode!
>>544906851>teioposters>easily ignoreddumb ignorant motherfucker, the raging Teioposter is the funniest umadacchi in this general
>>544909184based danchou, keep up the efforts
>>544909195>that imageJesus man at least -try- to prove the guy wrong this is kind of sad
>>544909625Heh
COYS FUCK CHELSEA
>>544909495I’ll put her back when the cheerleader alt releases you crazy lunatic kek
>>544909337>posting that pic as if you just stated something profoundmight as well have posted "trvth nvke" in the same post if you feel so highly about your own posts.
>>544908257Discords always turn into clique, ERP tranny shit.
>>544909184This is my danchode
>>544909337The best way to use discord is to lurk and say nothing but form parasocial relationships with your clubmates in your head and get a feel for their likes, dislikes, speech patterns, images they use, music they like, other games they play and the like. You don't speak but you have this much info on everyone that speaking after so long feels weird and you already know everything you can about everyone who posts so you slowly drift away and hide it in your dozens of folders until someone in game chat reminds you the discord exists but you have to find it.
>>544909184>>544908257The truth is simple:DiscordThe only thing stopping is it is stigmas from here, time and time again /uma/ is proven wrong about CUMA, that club was right all along
>>544906851what about tamachud posters
>>544909976lol noCUMA was the butt of every joke and still is when brought upthey didn't even get their carats because they tryharded on their first month lmaooo
>>544909973Holy based
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>544909184PULL THE TRIGGER, CLUB CHAT IS HORRENDOUS
Ḑ̵̨̡̧̢̢̢̨̛̛̩͓̬͉͔̬̳̜͍͓̖̫̯̰͕̪̙͇̻̻̮̦̝̜̬̻̜͕̖̦̘͈̤̖̩͇̪̫͈͇̱̪͍̝̹̣̹͔͔̞͆̋͊̈́̐͌̀̔̈́̂̔̇̋̀̽́̊̈́̈́̄̄́̊̀̔͐̾͗̊̓͛̎̒̑̾͋̐̉̓͛̏̈́̊̇͋͌̕̚̕͘̕̕̕͠͠͠͝Ḁ̷̢̡̨̛̻͚̰̟͓͎̤̦͍̺̞̝̞̞̩̫͚̘͙̼͈̑͂̎͊̎̆͗̋̊͜H̵̨̧̢̨̡̨̢̨̰͔͔̪̩̝͖̝̺̤̤͎̗̘̦̟̭̟̺̘͉̥̗̖̼͉̰̘̻̱͔̯̤͖̬̦̠̫̯̬̰̗͍̜͉̣̹͓̹̀̒̾͋̀͋͒͂̄́̽͒͌̎͗ͅͅB̴̢̢̢̤͉̯͕̠͖̘̘̩̘̰̻̘̩̖̳̪̩͉̜̙̥̞̪̥̜̯͓̹̤͈͕͔̞̣̮̣̖̻̪͇̻̂̔͐̊́̈́̌̐́̂̏́͌͗̽͋̋͌̊̓̽̀̃́̓̂̎͛̀̌̎́̾̂͂͗͋̈́͗̋̌̆͊͒̉̔̿̀̑̆̕̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅY̸̡̛̛̳͓͓̯̗̻̜̥͎̬̥̯͒̾̏͂͛̇̾͆̎̐͌͂͋̊̈́̓͋̾̾͛͌̂̊̈͊̍̑͆̇͛͐̒̾̇̿̽͋͗͌̔̇̌͋͂̏͂̐̊͋̏͗͒̈́͌̓̿̈̚͘̕͠͠͝͝
>>544907749I started with my favorites and gradually expanded as my resources grew. Having pot5 on the umas you use the most often gives more options in careers, parent farming, and pvp. e.g. if you use Rice a lot and want to make her a good stayer, a) I'm sorry you're in for a shit time and b) Cooldown is very useful to have native.
>>544909337the last gacha discord I joined had an ERP channel where people posted videos like two dudes rubbing penises together.
>>544909976Danchou we don't need silly trooncord, you have autistic members who will repeat your prophecies
advice requested from <100iq individuals ONLY:i have 3LB kitasan BLACKED, 3LB goo goo babies, and 1LB fine motion. my SRs are trash but manageable. i am a triple platinum-title holder (do not ask me for proof) and a class-6 semen retainer. i have been advised by discorders in two (2) sloptuber channels that i should NOT blow my load on riko/rice and simply borrow for the duration of unity.i seek guidance from /uma/ today.
>>544906851oh great, we have THESE sorts of posts now
>>544910117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqrDJmmh1AA
>>544910220just borrow
>>544910220you literally get 100 free rolls, you dont' need to think about thisYou only need to ask this question if you fail to luckshit her, but yes, you can borrow with that card assortment
>>544906735She drained me...
>>544910114>>544909976i think it the best thing would do an optional discord, but still try to talk on the club
>>544909625>nishino uraraayo?
>>544910220What are you gonna do? Do a single spark on that banner? What's a 0~1LB Riko or Rice gonna do for you?
>>544910220borrow and roll kitasan rerun
When do we start getting those free 10 daily pulls? I need to gamba....
>>544908008I prefer not to be associated with that shit tierlist. Just post my wife instead, that's enough.
>>544910220That advice is correct. Save for Kitasan re-run.
>>544910220>advice requested from <100iq individuals ONLY:roll for nice nature to 0 caratsthen save up all your carats until kitasan bannerthen roll half of themt. 80 iq
>>544909252>welcome back umaoooois this some inside joke
Danchud implemented mandatory penis inspections for the month of November...
>>544910220Use your free rolls and assess on the final day of the banner. Borrow until then. If you decide not to roll and you really need SRs, consider the Biko Bakushin banner
I FINALLY GOT THE BEST LOBBY SCREEN EVENT
>>544910514probably because we got back to top100
>Scroll down the club list>There's an S club called CunnyPrime
Just use Line chat... It's made in japan™ perfect for weeaboo like us.
>>544910514That's cute
>>544910220>(do not ask me for proof)Proof?
>>544910606
>>544910514umaoooo managed to climb back up to T100 after big wipe
I don't understand why people called Uma musume somehow stingy. I've done 41 (Taishin) + 20 (Seiun) + 140 (Summer Banner) + 18 (misc, fantasy etc banner) + 17 (Doto) so 236 rolls in total and gotten pic rel 3 stars. Now we got free rolls so I rolled Eishin here with free rolls so they don't even count: >>544908545People call this a "stingy" gacha but it doesn't feel true at all
>>544908079The bottleneck on potential raising is monies and sashes, not shoes. You can run out of monies very easily since leveling up cards takes a lot too.
>>544910576oh gz
>people trying to nail down the personalities of regular posters>people namedropping room joinersyou guys are cracking open pandora's box...
>>544910514September was rough. Ralkos couldn't carry.
>>544906851>no mention of fatfuck appreciatorswe need to step up our game
>>544908675>pure, cute idol>for (You)>slutshames harlots and whoresF-F-Falco...I kneel
>>544910725because pity carry over is mandatory for newgens who needs to gamble constantly
>>544910767It was cracked open a long time ago
>>544910606the ingame filter sometimes works in mysterious ways
>>544907624>>544906851I don’t even play JP. I just think wonder is a cute!!!!
>>544908905>currenfags>posting pornlike clockwork, minna-sama. This is your 'oshi.' A filthy whore
https://poal.me/qeb3qbhttps://poal.me/qeb3qbhttps://poal.me/qeb3qbWe end this now.
>>544910767The best part is I can shitpost here and act normal in club chat
>>544910984based
>>544909184>the club chat sucks>should I use the perfectly adequate imageboard to talk with my club members>or should I use the troon infested messanging app insteadkys discord nigger
>>544910798You can step up to the execution platform if you so desire
>>544910725I had to pity SMaru to get her. In the 200 rolls I got 2 Summer Spe and 1 Anime Teio, I already had the original versions of both of them from tickets, I couldn't even improve my TT teamCongratulations, you got lucky bro. Cygames still shit
>>544909195y'know, it's oddly appropriate for Tachyon to be depicted as a Nazi scientist. Very nice
>>544910767something weird happened in October, I'm telling you guys/uma/ went from top 3 post speed generals in /vg/ to not even appearing on 4stats at all, like a total plummet from top 3 to less than top 10 in 30 days? And all this post style changes?SOMETHING IS UP, ONE CM DOESN'T WARP A GENERAL THAT HARD
>>544910798Do fat fags have a mutual understanding with prego fags?
Havent they updated or changed the club chat in jp? This shit is so bad.
Remember that dirt horses deserve love too!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGnk_PcVIk
>>544911082you know how much you interact with troons on discord if you limit your server count to one (1)?exactly
>>544910514>inside jokeNo, they just worked really hard to get their rank back in the top 100 in the last few days and it’s a friendly congratulations (that can actually get through the stupid filter)
>>544911056
>>544911210we are playing CZN
>>544910725that's above average and also people have to save their shit for cards if they care to compete easier
>>544911082The best part is I can impersonate any danchou to tank their rep
>>544911336Stay Gold wouldn't act like that
>>544911001>we end this now>dead heatthe war is eternal
>>544911082And that's why I was sort of entertaining the thought of IRC instead so lay off me manI'd rather not treat this thread as my own club's chatroom and deal with possible schizos falseflagging as my members or to announce things like "omw from waging i'm putting up X fans tonight"
well..
>>544911329This is the real danchou I recognize this md5
>>544911329most of the credit goes to danchou, he pulled an end closer on us
>>544910725>gets very lucky, rolling 10 3* umas>doesn't understand why people bitch about stingy 3% 3* rateswhy don't you kill yourself instead?
>>544908731I got mega lucky and managed to MLB 2 different SRs with my cleat tickets. Still doesn't make up for the 12 Sweeps I got rolling for KIta.
>>544911360I was going to give that one a go until pic related happened kek>>544911216It's a touchy subject. I like it but some of my peers despise it.
>>544911360what the fuck is that
>>544911336Stincky old man (female)
>join a club>check doxxsite>the danchou is a flatlinerdid i just get scammed
I need to tell you guys something.I don't like Sweep Tosho.
I'm just too lazy to make a new discord account to join club discord.
>>544911689czn is very fun, "dailies" only take like 5 mins as wellbut the actual roguelike mode is closer to an hour per run and can easily fail unlike uma
>>544911549Danchode if you really want to entertain the idea discuss in chat. I will help you if there's enough want.
>>544910984I play JP and have made a lot of the acute and chrono sound posts, they’re just my favs and I like posting them. I agree they’re super cute!
>>544910725I think it's not stingy as long as you don't try to compete against whales. But you still need to go back to elementary school, they teach abstraction there.
>>544911779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5eaDhCVNJU
>>544911684>12 Sweepssome men drown while others die of thirst>t.1lb Sweep
>>544911128what did he mean by this
>>544910443In two days.>>544910448Sex with Fine Motion
>>544911549IRC accomplishes the exact same thing as discord, like what are you expecting to happen differently
>>544911626almost 18m in a day is truly insane, on the same day i did 8m so i can say
>gacha slay the spire clonea fate worse than death
>>544909195based
>>544911512of course not cause I would get her pregnant before
>>544911914We play a gacha princess maker bro
>>544911626>anchors aweigh activates on the 21st
>>544911549>>544911823 (Me) also tbdesu if you are wanting to have extended chat logs you need to convince 28 other members to download a client for history logs. Otherwise discord is better.
>>544911856>>544911672I spent 140 rolls on Summer spe so I deserved it
>>544912012PM > StS
i found this gif but dont have anything to reply to it with so im just going to post it raw
>>544911549All you need is a google doc that can be edited by everyone, dunno why you're overcomplicating things by trying to set up an IRC desu
>>544911896>In two days.Subarashii, I can wait
>>544912163I want to go raw with Taiki too
Start a family!
>club has a quota>cautiously reach rank 750>check old club>no quota>literally rank 700take me back, I'm begging...
>>544912163Please Taiki, I need to suck on your nipples to make you run faster
>>544912143now you've done it
I did 75m and didn't get A+ I hate my shitter club die die die die die
I want to bake with my German wife and make her pout because I put 1g more flour in the dough than the recipe said.
>>544911986>>544911567>>544911001>>544911515I actually like falco more but I voted on whoever was losing to keep it at 50% because it's funny
>>544912292thanks for the free carry, fan slave rumao
>>544912163>mfw when anon raws Taiki
>>544912190That club is filled with 30 year olds. How else do you think they whale with this shutdown?
>>544910725>I got lucky LMAO why don't other people just get lucky?
>>544912292/uma/ club has a spot or three
Brian SSR is so fucking garbage I swear to god even R Suzuka would be an improvement
>>544912385this but unironically
>>544912163>sorry I don't do anal...on the first date
>>544912240>yappy yeppers
>>544912385This but unironically
>>544912347>falco propaganda to make it seem likes ties = falco wins
>>544912347Now cuntrren is TWO votes ahead you dummy
>>544912374but im a zoomer and im there
>>544912248Naturally. It's every trainer's responsibility to start a family with his trainee.
Fatty love
CUTECUUUUUUTE!
>>544912430you only press her when she's on spd or wit and she does fine at turbomaxxing your spd
>>544912121yeah it was just an idea but all the arguments presented thus far have been reasonable and I should go take a nap and come back with a fresher mind for the tension of whether we made S or not kept me awake all night and I haven't slept yet since..
i saw curren chan (you)ing her own post on umachan 20 times i have photographic evide
>>544908257>>544909184make a matrix server
>>544910725Show your supports.
>>544912347everyone's favorite umadol is LOSINGcorrect your vote NOW
>>544912385My 3* ticket was a duplicate
Can someone teach me the secrets to fan farming? How are people getting 2,5m a day?
>>544911001I voted to throw it out of balance again in Curren's favor
>>544912385this but ironically
>>544911986Falcon and Curren should lez out the first one to cum loses.
>>544912661have a good night, i also didn't sleep much with the tension but i will later
>>544912710I voted for Curren because she is sexier
Look at this duuuuude
It's OVER.It's DONE.Dumb Falcon LOST.
>got three matikanefukukitaru sr cards from the cleat ticketsWhat's the stronger Wit card? MLB Marvelous Sunday, MLB Fukukitaru, MLB Daiwa Scarlet or 1LB Fine Motion?
>>544912661>>544912829Sleep tight beepos
>>544912756fan farming should be the last thing you're doingparent faming is a MUCH better use of your time, and you're still doing a ton of races doing so, so you'll get plenty of fans
>>544912756idk, im guessing run Golshi with cards like sweep that get 20% fan bonus
>>544912870NOT SO FAST
>NANI??? c-curren chan you are telling me that I DESTROYED the front runners so HARD, that they start to FALL behind and WALLOW IN PITY, making the gap between the last front runner and pace chasers EXTREMELY TINY, allowing YOU to overtake them at the opportune time before the corner ends to proc #LookAtCurren?? and you are going to CATCH UP to my ZERO ACCEL final spurt front runner ASS??? what can i say except YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>544912953STOP THE COUNT
>>544906735she cost me 30k caratsi'm okay with that
>>544912893The only races I do when I'm parent farming are G1s on whatever distance and turf aptitudes the uma I'm running has. Nets me 500k, but people are getting 1m. How though?
RAGEPULLING WORKED
>>544912349im not even a fan slave i just play a lot i like the game>>544912397tempting, im waiting to see if our danchou is going to kill people or not
>>544912756Pick someone that can run a bunch of races and win easily: Maru, Orguri, Rudolf even DaiwaMake a deck with high fan bonus (you can check on gametora if you want) you can clear career with and just spam raceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6yREy0YOwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JshSrCLTKM
This thread suddenly got kinda cringe
I'm glad you guys are having fun but...are you going to remake your aces when Aoharu drops?
>>544913028using maru with all distances on A and making 35+ races almost gets you 1m
>>544912807they are built for threesomes with toreina (curren always makes the first move though)
When is Clover getting some fresh meat?
I am cringe.Please give me an uma wife.
>>544912981I like this post.
>>544912807Doto Rape
>>544912701Basic stuff, okay SRs, 0LB creek, full sr powers
>>544906851If you don't assign a random bullshit personality to my posts ill be sad and hate you forever.
>>544912273is he still playing uma?
>>544913204When the leech danchou kills himself and gives the position to someone else
>>544913028That's what I'm getting at. YES you can get 1m doing fully dedicated fan farm runs, but parent farming will actually net you something that helps your account long-term while still getting pretty good fans in the proccess
Whatever I'm going to spread some Katsuragi agenda.
>>544913028a million a day or a million a career? a million a career is farming. but yeah parent runs rack up fast>>54491309590% of gamblers quit before hitting it big
>>544913138actually please consider joining umaooo instead so that their danchou can get some sleep, I don't know if he's still up recruiting>>544897515
>>544913314not on stream, just when he's doing exercise on his peloton bike
finally cinderella gray will be backbut it's going to be another filler non-race episode isn't it
>>544913335Agreed. Fan farming will burn you out, settle for the 500k parent farm
She looks stupid
>>544913424I thought he dropped it in favor of korean gooner gacha StS-clone.
>>5449133921m+/career.>>544913139I don't have Maru, Oguri, and Rudolf, but my xbox came with a Daiwa. I'll try it. See what's up.
>>544913314not on stream. but he says he does plenty of careers, and his wife is a huge whale, on his cycling. I expect him to stream when Unity Cup comes out
>>544913170I'm already using 2 scenario links as my aces so I might as well try.
>>544913484I can't do fan farming because it's burnout central. I agree just make yourself a nice white spark or parent loop project on the side.
golshi shoes...
>>544913538FUCK YOU
>>544913540nah, his ugly gookwife also plays so he's tied by the balls
>>544912886in unity, you'll be using two wit cards for miles and below (depends on the strength of your other cards too). the crystal ball boy also has a scenario-link and is a decent card which makes it a popular choice.
>>544911329
>>544913431the next episode is titled japan cup so i hope not
>>544913607I meant it in a good way
>>544910725I cast you a 0LB spark on whatever card you choose to pull next
>>544913648MATIKANEFUKUKITARU IS NEITHER UGLY NOR A BOY
>>544912756Firstly you'll need to get an uma who can run (and win in) all 4 distances comfortably. Easiest option would be Maruzensky - if you have her summer alt then even better since she has built-in recovery skills that let you ignore stamina trainings more often and focus more on Speed/Power/Wit. Next will be your deck. Try to aim for 100%+ fan bonus. Be warned that you'll want a workable deck where you can still get a comfortable amount of stats before going all in on races. Pic-related is using a whale deck but you can also run MLB SRs and just reduce the number of overall races and still hit ~1m fans comfortably per 20~25min run.After that it's going to be parents. Hopefully you have some good stat stick parents with useful uniques that synergize with your fan farmer - for example with Summer Maruzensky you'll want parents like Seiun Sky or Mihono Bourbon.If you have all of these then it's just repeated trainings until you reach your fan goal. It might take some time getting used to but once you get a read on the flow of these runs everything just comes to you automatically and shitting out 10m+ fans a day will be a piece of cake.
Danchou here, is this curse good on flatliners?
>>544913390>posting the worse version (quality and cut)shame on you
Is Ryan's unique still good later on to inherit?
>>544913718Oh okayI would say silly because it's kinda funny
>>544913707Likely 2 episodes of middle schooler race
>>544913707great so 12 minutes of pre-race yapping and 12 minutes of the opening of the race with flashbacks interspersed throughout
I am too deep in the parent farming autism mines send help
>>544913794every day her fortune decides if she's an ugly boy or not
>>544913827just kick them bwo
>>544913957Shut up!
>>544913827>14 danchous bought thisAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>544912886You can compare the stats here; see what you want more between Specialty Priority, Training Effectiveness, Wit Friendship Recovery, and Friendship Training.Skill-wise>Marvelous Sunday has Ramp up+THH for your aces/parents and debuffs.>FM has Right Handed + Fall Runner + Nimble Navigator which is pretty good. Speed Star sucks>Fuku has Right handed from an event but she'll be good for Unity cup so you'll be running her pretty often>Daiwa's skill load isn't anything special
>>544913865pump will be meta for a long time. it's mejiro ryan and dober uniques on lates/ends. maybe a jp/kr player can explain but i don't understand why dober's unique is considered the best. there are plenty of other corner accels.
>>544912385this but postmodern
>everything going well in ace run>senior year>exactly 10 (ten) rainbow trainings in the entire stretch from NY event up to URA finals>only 3 were not singles (2 umas on speed rainbow despite having 4 speed cards)>0 rainbows during summer>director goes completely AWOL and only hangs out in guts so fail the 2nd unique level up event>dry level 5 trainings are so shit it made no difference I'm so fucking tired of this stupid trash game
>>544914007what stream did you take this from
>>544913865it's good but it's basically just a poor man's dober.
>>544913826From one autistic fuck to another, do you notice a difference between 100 and 120?I have been running 120 and they don't seem that much higher.
>>544913954>what meta-chasers have to resort to only to lose to my gold shitthis is why i only build lates and ends.
At what point you just stop giving a shit about hitting double circle affinity?
>>544913206Smart Falcon
>>544913538She listens to Linkin park. Let her be edge.
>>544914331the minute you put an unlikeable hag like maruzensky into your gene pool
>>544914298120 isn't worth it, just do kita and 5 20s for 115
>>544914290it's from one of my replys
>>544914331I stopped caring when I learned the star count itself is what matters
>>544913954which sheet is that?
>>544914331>skills>compatibility>run g1's to max your chances>prepare early to get more ace runs insimple as, bwo
>>544913206Curren Chan
>>544906735Cost me 10k, but it was worth it. Her tits are as big as she is cute.
>>544914478why are your "replys" so low quality?
>>544914331>implying i even look at the compatibility symbol before i hit start
>>544914331If I'm building a Pace Chaser I'm running Maruzensky and Taiki Shuttle as parents compatibility be damned
>>544914363devilish hands typed this post
I'm going to rape Dia.
>You NEED double circle compatibility>Every CM red shift is required
>>544914460Waht's her problem ?
>>544914331I've been learning affinity means nothing and even with double circles I will get the same shitty inspirations that I get with single circle affinity.
>>544906735Yeah for 30k, which was worth it I think. New umas make the game way more fun than better support games
Falconsisters...
>>544914685have you been asleep since taurus
>>544906735I have to save for Bono and have faith in the spook
>>544914685who said that? if you care enough you'd have to plug it in to see your actual affinity. something like 125+ isn't that big a deal, especially given practical affinity caps in global, since it's linear. Issue is when youre at sub 100
>>544914331Once you find out affinity bonus is individual rather than total, you stop giving a shit
>>544914586That's how it came out from the converter
Uma&Co is looking for new members to hit A+ again, quota is 30m fans/month. Be active and trade dirt shoes
>>544914685>>Every CM red shift is required>he doesn't know
>>544912886Scarlet > Fuku > Sunday > 1LB FM
>>544911001umadols....
Don't betray your first uma
>>544906468It's November, and you know what that means. Recruitment is now open with 5 slots available! We had minor hiccups due to the late recruitment process in the middle of October that dropped us down to A, but we've still got it in us to reach A+ like we've been the previous months. If you're looking for a casual club who really only seeks that you do your borrow runs and that you won't go on a sabbatical without warning, send your ID here! Or don't and just shoot an invite because it takes more work off of me.And to all those who left today to seek greener pastures, I only have one thing to say to you... I'll miss you...
>>544914948>and trade dirt shoesShan't be joining your den of depravity
>>544913538Goofiest win face in global so far. Why does she literally looks like this
>>544913607nta but what's that white thing on her snout and why is it there?
Dia is a succubus
>>544914948312108466082if you guys remember me
>>544915045>cloverisn't your danchou a literal leech
>>544914331If your parents are Taiki and Maruzensky, just give it up. Maru + Ryan is still salvageable.
>>544915096>>544914460I will breed future Satonos with her
>>544914948alright I will take this one. I hope all ex-Clover anons found a new home155026452988
>>544914875anyon nyo...>>544913538She is my bro wife
>>544913931You wouldn't survive the Yowamushi Pedal experience. Literally two episodes for 200 meters of a sprint check. THIS HAPPENS FOR 5 SEASONS
>>544915160legally and for the sake of my wellbeing I cannot answer that question.
anyone with 40m fans without a cooldown? i have one last slot for you. Aiming for A+ prev rank 190.
>>544914331double is nice when you can afford itit's important to have enough of what you need as a base
>>544914298>>544914439I'd say it just depends on how many races you can win and your target fans per runPersonally I value consistency and this deck is braindead easy to pilot as well so it's my comfort pick. I've tried running a 120 deck before but would sometimes drop the ball on some random G1 worth 15k+ fans and ended up with less fans anyways despite higher fan bonus so just went back to comfy
I just tried to fry an egg and it popped open when I tried to flip it...
>>544915045>5It's 6 now btw
>>544915045Is your danchou still dead?
>>544914131Yep, all your career runs will be cursed with mood downs and no rainbows.
>>544915338Mood down direct to awfulworst way to start a day
>>544915338lol lmao rofl
>>544915082It's a band-aid, in-game she says she doesn't remember when she started doing it, but as for the irl horse it got scared of its own shadow allegedly so they gave her a big ass nose cosmetic to help block it out
I have never requested dirt shoes in my life.
>>544915393Sounds like an average run to me
>>544915338popped yolks are great though. who wants to bite through a whole chunk of yolk? ick.
>>544915045DANCHOU WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOU DANCHOU!
>>544914507https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bcN4Ic5Ab42LQA9PAe8gymzSoVHnag7x8b79-T3ieXE/edit?usp=drivesdk
>>544915160>>544915259I can answer that
>>544915528then this is your future.
>>544915601NOOOOOOOOOOO THE DOXXING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544915260>anyone with 40m fansyeah 60m even>without a cooldownnevermind
>>544915045I’ll miss you guys too, it’s just that no communication from the danchou and him being MIA didn’t really sit well with me. Best of luck to you guys regardless though, you got this!
>>544915254But the kino mpreg tho
>>544915338It tastes better though. You dont want to bite into it and it just drips and makes a mess.
>>544915601>homestretch haste
>>544915612Actually, I forgot to post my image! I have never requested dirt shoes in my life.
>>544915338This except the take out I ordered fell on the floor
>>544915686i can save a slot for you drop id rbg is the name
>>544915338splittus... yolkus....
>>544915695kek
>>544915695lel
>>544915695>log in just to not lose the leader position
>>544915695chuckled
>>544915695lmao
>>544915601>you now remember the worst of them all
>>544915259>>544915045You should find a new job (club) to join. Thats pretty messed up with the flatline danchou
>>544915693>>544915561But it's amazing in breakfast sandwiches when the yolk soaks into other goodies in the sandwich! Very tasty!
What stats do you long runners for TT have?Mine are dogshit ass and cost me points
>>544915695>logging in to collect his gibswhat a bitch. kekarooski
>>544915695This is why you kick leeches before the gibs
>>544915695It’s really a shame cuz the club itself is actually pretty active and comfy but this leech of a danchou doesn’t deserve them at all
>>544916041I do a sausage egg cheese everything bagel before doing my Falco runs. Sometimes fried egg, sometimes omelet. Onions are good on it too.
>>544916163That's the danchou though...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>544916186What would be the solution? Make CloverV2 and invite everyone to that?
>>544915206>stealth inviteoi
>>544916049some of the top guys have gimmicks but easiest is just hit the average stam min and put rest in easy proc gold skillshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1fXDspwdXJJ-aQ-Al1GezQRSrc_6gTjwZaSNUYrGzggk/edit?tab=t.0
Would Rice do this?
>>544916295I'm happier that way
>>544916295NO IT CANT BE!
I'm happy in my b rank comfy club
>>544916041>>544916213breakfast food is hilariously bad for you. It is comically calorie-dense and overkill salts/carbs, you are FAT
>>544916295
>>544916295t. Clover danchou
>>544916295>didn't rudolfpostyou should be ashamed. Gas yourself
>>544915695that rudolf webm
>>544916001Disgraceful showing from /prg/...
ability to vote to remove the danchode when
>>544916392but i have so many free breakfast biscuits from mcdonalds...
>>544916392I want to bury my face in Daiwa's FAT thighs
>>544916049I just shoved my gemini team in there. My 4 gold recovery Rice carries score wise.
>>544916041if i want a sauce i'll add a sauce
>>544916472You still haven't shared how you scammed that app into giving you 50 billion free points
>>544916348That’s possible but you’d have to start from the beginning. Not really a problem if everyone is dedicated but it’s gonna be a hurdle at the start
>>544916392this is peak female form
>>544916353I ain't gonna join a club that has "futa" in the name bro
>>544916392this image needs to be edited to be even bigger
>>544916392Stop posting this edited and unrealistic image of Daiwa Scarlet
>>544916613actually a better name would be Revolc, but yea the issue would be getting majority of the group to commit
>>544916613You can create an alt account, make it create a club, have it sit around for a month doing nothing so your club can qualify for gibs and then you invite everyone over to CloverV2. You lose nothing.
>>544911626>triumphant pulse>>544915695>straightaway adept
>>544916383Kissing Machitan
>>5449163923DPD can never compete
>>544916357FUCK ME this is helpful, thanks anon My TT win ratio fucking sucks, hopefully this will help fix it.
>>544906851Where are the Brobros...
>>544916787Oguri would never eat all the candies for the children. That would make the small ones sad and her even sadder!
>>544916957there's only one (1) and it's the avatarnigger, possibly you even
>>544916392which I guess is an issue if you're just sitting in a chair.
>>544916049This works for me.
>>544916392I'm 5'6" and weigh 125lbs, you retard
What the fuckFree NEW honse!
>>544916049Don't bother with the sloptuber guide. Once the new scenario comes out, it will be much easier to hit the stam requirements for the longer tracks.
>Smart falcon is a huge fan of oguri cap>views her as an idol because of kasamatu cheering her own and loving herthat is actually insanely cute wtf
>>544916358Rice would only do this if she was based
>>544916593mcdonalds monopoly you can play for free online but its slow as fuck nowumamusume
>>544914948Danchou, when are you gonna kick the leeches?
>>544917060yeah this is the real shit. lower stam but a shit load of gold recoveries to score high on a usually low scoring distance
>>544916358god shut up thirdie no one cares
>>544880117ButtSweat has two spots! Let me know if you're interested soonish, and I'll start recruiting for real later this evening.
Why do I have to wait 24 hours before joining a new club? This is retarded.
>>544915045>I'll miss youI don't wanna goI don't care if we're AI just don't want to be in another CunnyInc club
Someone.... please... post the teioteioteio soundpost....
>>544908731My sweep is still 0LB despite sparking during both Kita and Creek's banners
It's time for a triple parent run day ladsWISH ME LUCK
>>544917312that's why you want to request a kick. no cooldown on kick
>>544917125very big head
>>544917140She’s also a huge fan of Haiseiko and is one of the reasons she strived to be an umadol to begin with. It’s very cute
>>544916358Yes, she's a villain
>>544917394goodluck
>>544917346
>chill club imploded i've been init's over..
>>544916392stop going to mcdonalds you fat cow and fry yourself a quick egg or two with a piece of toast at home.
>can't make Seiun Ace because every good front parent I got has Seiun grandpa in themTragic.
>>544917518>chill>implode???
leave clover and come join my A+ club our top 3 is from here
>>544917431
>>544917219two or three of the recent leavings were kicks on flatliners/inactives. i think only one of the people that left was an actual player.
>>544917612probably getting carried by a super carry. they usually implode once the super carries leave, "chill" clubs are breeding grounds for leeches
>Post recruitment advert>Leave and make myself busy while I wait for invites to roll in>Come back>Libel and Slander against our glorious leader>Doxxed>Talks of secessionDanchou is going to fucking kill me...
why is she so ready to meet my parents
>BRO YOU GET FREE GOLD SKILLS FROM AOAHRU>ITS SUPER IMPORTANT TO BRING A TEAM MEMBER FOR THEMUh.All of these are shit except the long course one, which is, of course, long only.
>>544917394In my experience Plancha lets El comfortably fight as a frontrunner despite bad aptitudeIt's fucking Taiki Shuttle that has nothing to help her and has to brute force races with her stats, so running her as front is fraught with danger despite starting at C aptitude
I'm grateful for this free pull but WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN ON THE DOTO BANNER FUCK
>>544917761hope you have a good day, anon
>>544917761>"I can't wait to make someone as great as you trainer"
>>544916001haso B+ is T3000
>>544917796>the best skill is the one without a scenario-link carduh... gaslighters?
>Pace chaserShe could have been perfect...
>>544917715Your danchou doesnt do a damn thing. I understand taking it easy, but he just logs in to not lose the position and cash in on gibs.
>>544917761Happy birthday trainer!
>>544917796Am I seeing that right? NO STOPPING ME is an option? That's really good for late surgers, what the hell.
>>544917247dragon ball is beloved by men of all nations and since i always see you and only you complaining about any DB related fanart i must conclude that you are probably some soulless roastie bitch
where are the game mods
>>544917715I feel sorry for you friend, but why do you feel such loyalty to a dead dancho?
>>544917796This is not the only benefit of scenario link cards.
The back breaking sound from the failed power check from the bofa event sounds so visceral...
It's cold outside!!! It's warmer inside a club and with friends :)If you're clubless, looking for a change of pace, and want to play without any pressure or drama, the casual club HonseFun has one slot open right nowJust don't ignore your umas for several days, that is uma abuse and they will be very sad and lonely , especially in the winter
when do we get more veteran slots? I'm a hoarder, and I can feel the walls closing in on me.
>>544917992lol
Uma&Co danchou, look at this and despair!
I did it. I fucking did it.I finally left the jukebox because someone put on blazeAND NO NOT TO TURN IT OFF
Why is everyone doxing so much todayshould I dox too?
>>544918136oydon't dox
>>544918176Let's hear it. What is bothering you?
>>544918035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJEqwBKTRg
>>544918095I appreciate the effort put into the advert.
>>544918098I saw somewhere that you could pay carats to increase your slotsI wonder when that showed up in JP and how far out that means for global
>>544918136>doxxed 7 um***o members in a single screenshot>even reveals the current known location of one of its memberswtf anon
>>544918136AIEEEEE CHAT DOXXING
>>544918136I've been doxedIt's one week just play the damn game people. if it becomes an issue when it matters I'm sure it will be happened.
AIEEEIT HURTS SO FUCKING BADWHY ARE YOU THE BEST GROUNDWORK CARD
>>544918136Sounds like one more slot is opening.
>>544918348she can't say that
>>544917942He's just, uhhh... conserving energy... for his important danchou deeds. It's a tiring position, heavy is the crown and all that...>>544918035because I don't want this club to end... I still believe we can take on the world together... but perhaps times are changing, and I simply refuse to do that same.
>>544917567She was too strong...
>>544918136Lmao
>>544918449Once you get a good lineage going you can drop the groundwork card entirely and just rely on inheritance
>>544917219
>>544918449Just use the R card bwo
>>544918449bwoslap her on a parent and it wouldn't matter
>>544918449I'm honestly thinking of using the R version to avoid this and R roams so less guts training
84062837cm4
after doing a bunch of rooms, I can safely say that this CM is an even bigger gamba fuckfest than the last one.
>>544913954Don't think that sheet is even accurate, race bonus between parents was only added during the rework, so the 22 from Seiun to Pasa doesn't exist. See https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/announcements/5 and https://note.com/felixmint/n/n830a4c770223 and I can also just check ingame. In the attached webm, I click on a Bakushin with 0 race bonus affinity to the grandparents since she just ran sprints and they all ran longer stuff, then click on a King Halo with 13 race bonus affinity. After selecting both together, the race bonus stays at 13 despite both Bakushin and Halo having won stuff like Centaur Stakes and Sprinters Stakes (don't mind the spam of lines when I go to select Bakushin the second time, reopening the parent selection causes recalculation for all available parents). The base affinity works as expected, we see 28 and 37 respectively initially, and 28+37+16=81 after selecting both since there's 16 total base affinity between Bakushin and King Halo here, which matches gametora.
is anyone else's 4chanxt not loading soundposts when enlarging an image or video?
>>544918504You're insane or a super homosexual for some anon in a gacha game. I feel no pity for you or that cursed club anymore. I hope everyone else leaves for a new club.faggot
>>544918583>>544918623When parent running I'd rather have a 95% chance of getting groundwork vs 70%, the grandparents already have it but I hate wasted runs>>544918601>>544918652okay, THIS is a good idea...
this has been the worst monthly club reset yet and every month after will continue to be worse
>>544918504It might be fine for November, but it's prob gonna get worse as time goes on.some suggestions as a back-up>>544916779>>544916757
T100 ST500 A+T1000 AT3000 B+T5000 BT7000 C+T10000 CT10001+ D+Unranked D
>>544918652I always use R Air Groove and R Ines Fujin. They are honestly superior cards for parent training.
>"I NEED TO EXACT SKILL SPARKS/CARD EVENTS TO HIT OR MY ENTIRE ACE RUN WAS POINTLESS"damn, i wouldnt wish that kind of playstyle on my worst enemies
>>544918743surely riko/rice and unity cup will save us from EoS.
If I don't have this in three years I'm KILLING myself
>>544917761She's ready to become your girlfriend (with intentions to be your wife)Happy birthday trainer-san
jesus christ, you all act like WOMEN when it comes to club activitiesgossips?doxxing?really?
>>544918907do they have the same eye colour?
>>544918846You wouldn't get it.
Transfer request when? I'm full already
>>544918820anything below A+ is casuals who don't even do 3 runs a day
>>544919002Same exact eye color AND shape
>>544918716It's no blind loyalty to the man to the big chair, but to the organization itself. By we I mean the entire group of people within the club, though that might be even greater than a super homosexual since it's lumping together every anon in there...
What does it mean to "umapyoi"?
>>544918846what the fuck is this dumb little silly bird called again
>>544918820Is she trying to seduce me with those ears?
Which /uma/ club has the best discord ERP sessions?
>>544918998brownoid 3rd worlders do be like that
>>544918907>three years>wife/co-habitation>early adolescent daughtereither your daughter has already been born, you and your long-term girlfriend are open to adopt, or you're already scouting which bridge has the nicest view.
>>544918656yeah the asshole whale won againat least his haguzensky died
how do I make TMO goodI like her character but she's dogshit
>>544919180the only name i can remember people calling it is tm opera cro
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MRiWSLLGl9gtenno sho autumn soon bros...
>>544919180
>>544919203Mambo
>>544919257slap the meta accels for her postion on her like anyone else. I thought her ult was actually decent?
the breeder (non-fetish) cup is ongoing btw:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGnk_PcVIk
>>544919180Doto, breast pound this creature.I don't like her dumb face.
Thoughts?
which club has a female leader that rewards good members with feet pics?
>>544919423hard to proc for mediocre gains
>>544919234anon umas grow to be full teenage women in about a yearthat little girl is MAYBE 3 months old
The run? It's this.
>>544919257you wait for the airplane version
>>544919249Kek does that whale do nothing but stroke xer cock on 4chan lobbies all day
>>544919202>no ear socksshe's a SLUT
>>544919492must smell nice
>>544919531nice slacker summer bro
>>544919531Rainbows and Medium S GONE
>>544919249>Lvl 4>whale
>>544919531now let your 5 friend training fail
>>544919531Is Fast Learner RNG ever gets better? Seems like in Jp version it's a thing that separates wheat from the chaff. And likely reason why horses like Mayano are popular.
>>544919531Good hunting
>>544919656What about half the socks?
>virgo in 2 weekswhat the FUCK
>>544919756anything above 12.5k is whale tier
>>5449194691525 Pacific time for the BCC race with Forever Young.
>>544919249my bad ill just stop joining rooms i guess or only host my own
>>544919469Forever Young the dirt gawd soon
>>544919953fuck off faggot
>>544919953keep joining them sis dont mind the haters
>>544919953kill yourself
>>544919797god no. it's 2%. or something stupid.
>>544919953It's just one loser who spots you in rooms and namedrops. I assume he also has a name and can be shamed, you probably know who it is by now given rooms are going to have 2 people, or just shut off spectators if those were on.
I'm gay.
>spenders crying about getting outspentkekaroo
why should i even try with leo aces when unity cup aces will obsolete them anyway?
>>544919953the weak fear the strong. i'm only interested in lobbies that i lose.
you can always try less
>>544919953live yourself, keep making teiofags seethe
>>544919858its a mile again so easier to reuse cm parents unless you're a front runnerYou did have good parents for cm3 right?
>>544919953TM Opera O of /uma/.
Clover refugee here, any comfy A or A+ clubs available? Did about 40 mil but currently on cooldown until tomorrow.748513069120
>>544920237You're supposed to make aces good enough to get you into Finals first, then decide if you want to crunch to make Aoharu (as in Unity) aces
>>544920324I am taking it easy
>>544919953Do you gain anything from participating in these rooms? I'll host b/c I wanna see what decks + legacies people use. If you already have all the best cards and win most rooms what is there still to gain?
>>544919953honestly I don't really get why people don't want to go against people like yourself with good umas. If they can beat you they can probably win their finals, and even if they can't they can see the stats, skills, and deck of the whale umas for a general idea of what it takes.
She jobbed at Arima...
I think that /umagg/'s officer should stop slackingI think N***** is being overworked by all the slacker
>>544919953Aw sweet our very own schizo
>>544919953keep joining, make the trannies seethe
>>544920217both names in that room were people i dont recall from (not very thorough) my mental list of room frequenters
>>544920605>If you already have all the best cards and win most rooms what is there still to gain?information just like the person who loses gains? I guarantee you even the spenders that join these rooms are finding out flaws in their builds and weak match ups.
I have never had a good super creek run
Death to Gold City.
more dolphin tears
GUESS WHICH 3* BLUE AND PINK 3* I GOT
fuck the CM test roomscome get DIRTYdirt 2000m please enter only one (1) umarandom track conditions, normal mood59562191
when free daily 10 pulls on support banner? Or was i misled and thats not a thing?
>>544920975gutspace
Don't let namedropping become thread culture, just ID the loser that keeps namedropping by shutting off spectators and paying attention to who joins & then doxes and make an example of him as one of the (hopefully) last namefags.
>>544920637This. I tried all kind of strategies against him: debuffer Naishu, dominator, even double debuffer, but the only thing that could stop his fronts was a blocker, it didn't work everytime and even when worked I wasn't the one who stole the victory from his fronts. But you know what, I still enjoyed changing strategies and I'm doing better at random test rooms, only crying and hoping for weaker opponents will get you nowhere
HOLY FUCKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544921162loooooooool
>>544920416An important thing to note about this CM is there is no stam check https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/hanshin#1600-turf-outer. I forgot what witman said in his guide. He might have glossed over it b/c Aoharunity will make stam trivial to get.
Trainees for this feel?
>>544920637yeah if it was me i would try to join lobbies of whales to see how i can place with 3 umas as a f2p
>>544921162Stop being such a faggot, RETARDIt's not that big of a deal
>>544920768I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me bro
what the fuck is this goldship lmaoguess the sparks
>>544921148Dingaling half-correcta-at least it can make end or late umas into A pace if they have B in it...haha...
>>544921303t. namedropping schizogo walk off the nearest rooftop
>>5449213541 star wit
>>544921040Uhhhhhhh I have medium Taiki with B dirt and I didn't roll for Falco (or Curren).
What is the purpose of the leg strap?
Don't tell anyone: I'm not a danchou but I like to spy on all anons IDs posted here for recruitment, just because I'm curious
>>544921317Just worried about you leaving one day or another. You're so insanely far ahead of everyone else it's stupid.
>Club decided to become not so casual anymoreI don't like competition or taking games that seriously... oh well, dailies only it is
>>544917394WHAT A FANTASTIC START TO THE DAY800 SPEED WASN'T ENOUGH LMAO
>>544920928>>544919163Super Creek nursing handjob with plenty of babytalk
All Clover Danchou has to do is step down and everything will be ok.
>>544921394got enough greens lmao
>>544921393damnTWO!
would you have sex with teio
MILE STURF SRED SHIFTSHOOTING FOR VICTORYLET'S PUMP SOME IRONON YOUR LEFTFURIOUS FEATIf you don't have all of those on your late surger, you won't win CM5.
>when people take gacha competitive pvp seriouslyHost B+ rooms. Everyone can make a B+ horse.
>>544921423condom holster
>>544921590I would have sex with anything with a vagina, sometimes even without one.How is that even a question.
>>544921590No, I'd break her legs.
which club point card should i mlb first?
I hate parent farming
>>544921494>having every single member go from 3runs/day to 6runs/day equates to three (3) extra pulls a monthany club that goes beyond A+ are just NEETs.
>>544921040bumpI know it says friday but literally Saturday is a forbidden word, thanks cygenerous
>>544919953
>>544921423has a little pouch for storing condoms
>>544921679no one asked tranny/faggot enjoyer>>544921685no one asked spico
>>544920605i suppose not really because im not going to do any more ace runs before aoharu. but i still consider it a fun communal thread activity, same as the other fun room matches like the marvey derby anon or taabo tuesday anon.
I think Tokai Teio is SHIT.
>>544921697brian and then mcqueenbut lb3 on both are fine
>>544921496B long affinity? It randomly throws runs.
I tossed my cleet tickets on the NN banner and got that Mejiro blue hair card that gives left handed as a hint. I can finally parent hunt that skill without Suzuka's dumbass.
>>544921560The guy you replied to didn't enter the race. That green skill spark farm Taiki is mine. I don't have a single dirt uma that can run mediums.
which uma would be the best kisser
>>544921590yes, that is not even a question
>>544921537if Danchou relieves his power to me I can promise that I won't kick him and he can sit and continue to reap the fruits of his admittedly lacking labours... but I don't even think he swings by here often.
>>544921496hey now, don't forget our dear D*****
>>544921496>800 speedYou got brocked or stam/power-checked.
>>544921968liar. you would kick me within minutes.
I think there should be a room where Grass Wonder and me (her trainer) 1v1 on the bed
>>544922028>replying to the wrong person>With clubshit and veiled doxTake a shower, there's no saving your brain so you can at least stop smelling like shit
>>544921913oh, it's an impressive number of greens, still
>>544921537but then he would miss out on free gems
Thanks for the shoes, RETARD!
Chronogenesis was a mistake.I just want to chill with my clubmates
>>544922104you would lose
>>544921442unless the club drops to B+ and stays there for 2 months in a row I don't see that happening
>>544922082why do you think so little of me... your most loyal soldier...
>>544922273Good....
>>544922303rice shower fucking sucks btw
>game makes fun of its loser/neet fanbase
>>544921423ever since normies discovered thigh squish it's been downhill from there
>>544919917FUJI LOVE!
>>544922149I *will* trigger groundwork before I lose
>>544922414lol nice winstreak retard let me break that for you
>friend: biwa is so ass bro, she's hard to train>get free biwa>do her career>win with her easily>easily to train to boot?Did I get memed on?No, he has the better deck with MLB kitasan, sweep and creek and all
>>544922276Not sure if that makes me feel any better, but I get you. Feels like we got kinda close to that last month, but now we're way up again I guess.Whatever, thanks for listening to my TED-talk.
Cracked out horse. Too bad she's mostly useless since I have to remake everything again a few days from now.
>>544922767>the leech pleads with his carry to stay strong and not leave himcute
>>544922756Biwa's prf skill is nothing but if you just slap red shift/shooting on her then she's as easy as any other pacer
Get med S, groundwork with greens, blah blah blah... Maestro chain didn't complete.Why does this even happen. How did they not make it guaranteed to complete. There's days with no events still.
Why are people still in Clover why not join a better club?
>>544922879Compared to him 95% of the club are leeching.
>>544922864anon... y-your accels?
Best uma wife for someone depressed?
>>544922928This is why I gave up on the front metaPace Chasers are just too easy to churn out by comparison
>>544922767
>>544923080nice nature (serious answer)
>>544922756Any long career uma is a nightmare for casuals.Biwa has my literal uma first pull, and I also thought she was terrible when I knew nothing, now I can easily A+ her.
>>544917431>>544917691curren chang would never
>>544918846retard bird shut up
>>544923048>he couldn't figure out it's not an ace with all the single circlesAnon...
HOW-DY TOREINA-SAN!
>>54492104010mins left
>>544923080
>>544923113It's actual cancer. This isn't in any way fun.Will probably do the same and swap to a different strat.Although anyone can get fucked by Maestro, at least there's significantly fewer things to be fucked by.
Bourbon wishes she was half the machine Flash is!
>>544918136Curren whoring herself out in Nippon...
>>544917761Happy birthday bro
>>544918027holy shit how is the audio quality so bad
Why do people keep mentioning Tachyon event if it's in december 2026?
>>544907095Top 3 earners or my club! Only a b+ club, but still!
>>544922457>tfw no punctual gfwhy live
C+ club bros how we holding up?
>>544907095Nah I late surged to avoid danchou's wrath
Breeder's cup big dayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/nKGnk_PcVIk?si=KcBkB8CzvcYzxQ0Y
>>544923771Demoted to D because half of my club is barely playing after getting bored of URA
>>544923636as someone whose first gacha this is, i've learned that the average gacha player plans out like >1 year into the future apparently
Hi! I'm looking for a new club. I got 100m last month, but this month I'll be on vacay doing about 1mil a day. I'll also be hardcore fangrinding the first few days to make it interesting. I just left uma club rn
>>544923904with how bad the rates and gibs are we have to since the only gift we have is knowing the future
i need a big breasted blue eyed beauty to help me organize my life
>>544923904that's only true for games with future-sight. uma has released in three other regions before global hence we know what cards/units are good and f2p are able to play hyper-efficient. other gachas, you're kinda just pissing in the wind.
>>544924025
>>544924025Same
>>544923904I plan out 3 months. At best 4-5 months because industry standard is 2 months sparks
>>544923847There are two JPNs in the race
>>544923965lemme spurt in your straightaway
>>544922949Maruzensky kissing Seiun? Sloppy style?
>>544923965for reference. I average about 1mil per fanrun
This is my last clock. 6th pace 6th pace and 2nd front. Tell me what to do...
>>544923965wont you just leave the club and rejoin /uma/
>>544924227End is the only option you've not tried so
>>544924227LATE be a man.
>>544924227late surgebelieve in your natural aptitude
>>544924227>frontbro... your unique?
>>544924227LATE! She likes it LATE!
>>544924227Late and gamble on her unique
>>544924287After a month, yeah. What's the problem with that?
>>544924328>>544924319>>544924312>>544924307
>>544924227theoretically endgame ryan should always run lateI swap my late aces to late after getting accel inspo in senior year, and ryan always activates hers
>>544924227>>544924304oh wait you've not tried late for some reason go with late
>>544924227LAAAAATTTTEEEEEE
>>544923080If you want help, Neecha.If you just want someone to mope with together, Manhattan Cafe.
>>544924447Excellent, now do umapyoi
>>544921040congrats dirt uma chads
>>544924447See! Told ya, be a man.
>another doxQUICK MAKE A NEW THREAD THIS ONE IS DOOMED
>>544923847That is some sad looking turf.
>omg teh docksssssnobody cares
>>544924541>first time getting doxxedYa-yamero!!
I care
>>544924780welcome to the club
Why are people so concerned about "dox"? there's nothing linking uma to any outside accounts after all
>>544924906>he doesn't know
>>544924906What if I use my full name, address and date of birth as my trainer name?
>>544924976I don't! I don't know! Should I be scared?
>>544923636most people that browse here have no actual idea of what's coming up other than what they've heard in passing from JP vets or a sloptuber that's played on TW/KR server.
after two months of playing I can definitely say ryan has the hardest career in the game, even brian was an easier timewhy is her career like that
reminder: check your CLEATS SHOP and get your free SR+ tickets (aka more CLEATS).
>>544925162I got nothing to cleat and all out of cleats too.
spicy
>>544925162But I have no cleats
>>544924025I just need a hug from a cute girl tbqh
>>544923847>>544924164jp washed
>>544924906>He doesn't know about the carat bonus for uploading your social security number
>>544923904I find that 90% of the playerbase had their lives planned out up until bourbon's release and then it's just total mystery foglike seriously, have you noticed NO ONE posts about anything after her?
she so spicy...
>>544925318Do the elevens even put any effort into sprint?
That’s 3 jp hors that jobbed now. Can Ebayan avenge them?
>>544924780>spared the doxxing by being 4thfeels good man
Breeders Cup bros….fillies already dominating. Coltchuds our response??
>>544925341I don't have plans at all
spicy>Sprint upnot so spicy
>>544925162I did thisI got Biwa SR and Marvelous Sunday SRboth of which i have mlbwhat a waste of a month
Next will be BC Sprint with American Stage (JPN)
When does the next club point welfare card come out?Is it any good, or should I use my current points to MLB Brian?
>>544924164>small and submissive japanese horses cannot compete with the big, black americanmany such cases.
>>544925653>it's in fucking 2 hourswhat are they even doing until then
Just want to confirm since I've been retarded with some of my gibs in the past. The SR+ is its own separate banner that's basically impossible to spark right? I don't need to save that ticket to count toward my 200 rolls?
>>544925653>American Stage (JPN)Evil Grass Wonder
I don't get it, I run 4 speed and 2 stamina and I fail almost every time with her and no one else but if I run just speed cards with stamina sparks and never touching the stamina button after junior year, I somehow end up with 786 with just a power card then blazes every race like I'm about to get into the dirtiest baby play I have ever witnessed in my life as if she got a potion from Tachyon to turn me into a shota.Maybe I was just wrong
>>544925776???
>>544925341I've planned up until my bestie Daitaku Helios releases at the end of '26. it is just so far away it isn't worth bringing up that frequently.
>>544925653>westaboo jap horseHeh
>>544925834"make debut" is the OG list of cards from launch. it isn't a banner, there's no pity, it's just a one-use voucher.
Oh no, someone is about to get Rice'd
https://www.youtube.com/live/nKGnk_PcVIkCYGAMES cup in 30 mins
>>544925834Correct. In one of the corners it should say what the pool is.
Who will you be breeding in the breeder's cup?
>>544925840I am going to show ninja creek my ninjutsu: triple creampies and leave her a sobbing mess
>>544925875my bad on wikipedia they listed pacific time so when i went to the official site i just assumed the times were still in pacific time instead of adjusting to my local time
I didn't had the courage to cleat my event Golshi
>>544925834>>544926041>>544926079Don't listen to these anons. It will take 5-6 years, but you can save up 200 SR tickets and spark a free SR!
>>544922941I'm scared to leave
post something cute
>>544925437not as much as in america, where anything resembling stamina has been entirely bred out of mainstream pedigrees in favor of even more speed, and anything capable of running over one mile is a stayer.
>>544926238I did and got eishin flash SR
Can I have a (You)?
King is the CEO of sex and I’m tired of pretending she’s not
>>544926652make a new thread
>>544926664first-rate torenas recognize her first-rate sex appeal
>>544926107kinda based>>544926652make a new thread
It’s weird seeing uma commercials playing on NBC
>>544926495Ok!>>544926652Ok!
>>544926652No!
gimme a new image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon has a new bread planned i'll keep them for future breads
Glue or keep
>>544926652Mommy horse says everyone deserves a (You).
>>544927112>>544927112>>544927112>>544927112
>>544927083
i cant believe chiyo chiyo chiyono o posting has died off
>>544926041>>544926079>>544926240>Narita Taishin #7At least the glue factory gave me a full refund.
>>544926901>sekrit club/powerlevel-hiding mentality about anime>in the big 2025oldfag-sama...
>>544927205I made >>544915490 just yesterday
>>544925668i think the next club point card is silence suzuka, which for free is pretty good
>>544927147Kek
>>544925341From what I've gathered the only thing really worth rolling for after Bourbon is just strong cards (Tama SSR Power, El Condor Pasa Speed, Shakur Stamina) or cards for a specific running strategy. Otherwise you just roll for their favorites or alts of their favoritesSeems like Cygames started hard focusing on selling strong cards over strong Umas after V.Bourbon
>>544926495
>>544925118Yes, when you get doxxed someone will come and have sex with you IRL
>>544925840>>544927138I need to use Creek's boobs as a diaper for my dick
>>544928548what did anon mean by this
