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No more club recruiting allowed
How'd I do ladsis she cap (as in peak)?
Clubs should recruit more toreinas now
>>544969602missing significant speed but should be fine
is Groundwork a shit skill now? or was that gaslighting in the previous thread?
Reminder that tomorrow all the fl*tliners will be asking for club invites
>fail 13% double stam rainbow training>got hit with Practice Poor on a top option>immediatly proc'd Slacker with event>max energy bar>mood in Normal>can't even heal Slacker, because Practice Poor takes priority>had to waste two turns healing both>...>immediatly got hit with Migraine after itSometimes this game just really wants to fuck you up.
>>544969602>she's read->1199oh no... she's ready I'm joking
>>544969631>capped speed medium S>missing significant speeduh what, right-handed?
>marked
>>544969602looking triumphant
I found this in the /jp/ threaddo we do our own prediction?
>visiting the infirmaryWeak
>>544969828>prehensile tailsIT'S 95 PERCENT JUST HAIR
>>544969637nah it sucks now my smaru that i was able to buy more midrace skills on is winning more than my groundwork focused smaru
>>544969602>Oguri Cap>look inside>not capped
>>544969483She shot me a really mean look the other day. Everyone has good thing to say about Natie but I find she's not vary nice in nature
>>544969913But look at DOTO!
Tennosho streams?
>>544969897do it if you want to, anon
Can I recruit for my club here even though it's not exclusively an /uma/ club?
>>544970019THEY'RE HORSES, NOT MONKEYS
>>544970054I do
>>544969637where was the gaslighting?
>>544970058are you sure about that?
>>544969637The latter, people are getting annoyed at the grind for getting the skill in parent / ace runs but it's still a good skill for fronts.
I'm going to beat the shit out of Symboli Rudolph.
DANCHODE WHY DID YOU STOP RECRUITING!?you can't stop till we're full!
>>544970287What did she do to you?
>>544970328because >>544969483
which uma would beat ME
>>544970407oh forgive me natie my mistake
>Average ace career
Hey anon! Yes, (You). Are you clubless or just want a new club?Do you hate the idea of daily quotas and discord drama?Join HonseFun now! New Danchou has done a good job and the anons we picked up last month are active and friendly. Post stickers, share whatever shoes you like, even attempt to evade the chat filter. Just don't abandon your umas, that is really bad luck for you.>>544969897My prediction is already in that image
>>544969602>missing the +5% racetrack speed bonus by 1 (one) pointBrutal
>>544970460urara
>>544970572I turned my losing umas into glue. Can I join?
>>544970617go to bed horse
>>544970538what the fuck is thisthis isnt real
>>544969176ウマオオオオ is recruiting!Currently there is one spot open. We might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served if new spots open.60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested
>>544970809>McQueefBig no thanks
AlmondLove is looking for 1 active player
I'm looking for a currently full club so I can fight someone to the death and take their spot. Not interested in clubs that aren't already full.
>>544971236this is the run, anon
>Why yes, I am the villain of this story, and no, Oguri and Tamamo are not winning SHIT lmao I have to breastfeed my trainer bye!
>>544963829>>544964119Hey, sexy casual toreina, we're looking for a member that does exactly what you doDrop your ID?
>>544971374>Take it Easy!
I genuinely think if an uma has A+ the game will give them some secret favor to win a race if possible, even if their setup is assI've seen MULTIPLE A+ umas missing red/shooting/MediumS who are basically just witgods who suspiciously win CM roomsLike don't get me wrong, you still need the baseline stamina and capped speed, but I swear if you hit "requirements" the game will just try to hand A+ umas wins over A regardless of setup
Post something boyish.
>>544971374The trainer being breastfed? Me.
>all these clubs trying to poach trainersWtf are you all doing
>>544971192White midgets can't jump.
>>544971374you've posted this a few times and I keep replying with a truth: Tamamo is a cunt in her story and is by no means a hero
>>544971434AgreedMy A+ uokka won cancer plat without proccing a single acceleration
>>544971524Anyone is welcome to poach me from /uma/club but you need to be able to reach me some other method
>>544971494
>>544971434medium S is nice but not needed. accel skills are actually needed
>>544969828Does horse really scent mark you with their tail like a cat did with their face? Isn't their tail used to swipe their ass after shitting?
why yes, helloI'm a very casual trainer with 2M average daily fans according to doxxogenesisI started neeting so I will have more time to play, but I have passive income so whaling isn't an issue eitherlooking for a B+ club please
chuds shouldn't look this sexy...
>>544971236Oguri doesnt need 4 speed cards........
>>544971434It's all random niggaWatch as one of the tryhards with A+s here get FUCKED in the ass by a B+ Oguri or Goldship because RNG said so
>>544971192>basketball umasBe careful letting your trainees play with them.The could fall during the game and get hurt
>>544970036I think the usual one is working https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>544971192Michelle My Baby? More like Michelle My Wife
Digitan LOVE
I was thinking about commissioning umamusume art, anyone here did it before? any idea of the prices?
mogged
>>544971236Bro your power?
>>544971759new condition... torn ACL
>>544971852Mcqueen freaking out as Goldship head fall off her dead body as she lays on a slab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH8VjR6muA
here's the cold hard truth.....umamusume has no heroes
>>544971504the child being breastfed? me
Rice is a hero
>>544971583Tbf, Oguri's supposed to be the 'hero' in that situation, Tamamo Cross is just there to be another rival
>>544971896now she's going to get mogged by ebayan in stats.... it's so over almondsis....
How could you guys post this?
>>544966164
>>544972004We don't have Secretariat in yet
>>544971635Assuming 1200 speed, left column + medium S = right column + medium A
I'm too tired to be enjoy buying cheap halloween candy, growing old sucks.
>>544972004Forever Young is the new hero
>>544971236
>>544972203i have no idea what I'm looking at here. obviously accel + medium S is preferred but accel with med A beats no accels with med S
>>544972124Shut the fuck up dirterThis is a TURF GAME
>>544972317then get the good stuff
>>544971583>Implying the homunculus has something to offer in Cinderella Gray beyond of being a cunt
dirtggers are getting uppity
Start a family!
>>544971669>very casual trainer with 2M averageYou are not casual. Take that to an A+ club, you will easily meet their quotas just by being you.
>>544972004Actually smart falcon is a hero for wanting to spread the word of umadol and increasing the reputation of dirt races
>rapes you and your wife
>>544972551Thats necrophilia
Tenno Sho isn't for another 3 hours?
>>544972654is that spe? tachyon? bijin? who?
>>544972654is that supposed to be spe
>>544972771ugly midget
>>544972654My wife has more than enough stamina!
>>544972771UWAAAAA TAISHIN IS SOOOOO CUTE
>>544972387>TURFSISSIES fucking jobbed like hell at the L'Arc despite hyping up that this was their year>DIRTCHADS get it done and win
>>544972654why is lebron watching
>>544972795>>544972831umamusume A
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprivedbros this shit is so lame
>>544971673>pic unrelated
>>544972795>>544972831>>544972929>>544973020
>>544973020
Is ~21m fans last month enough to beg for a club spot somewhere? Most of my current clubs members are flatliners. I don't need competitive I just want some effort
turfbros...the dirtCHADS are laughing at us...
>>544972795>>544972831>fake fans don't recognise Tazuna's ass
I somehow managed to get 3 good aces for this CMIt feels really really weird to not do it, but should I just not use a debuffer?
>>544973145oh shit, you are right
>>544972795>>544972831Based on the bite marks, it's clearly spe.
>>544973117im in the same boat as this anon. im perfectly fine with A as well, A+ is where the sweat starts..
>>544973145Way too small and not sweet enough
>>544972004Biko...
>>544973147Debuffers are cope for f2ps or people can't build good aces. If you can build 3 good aces you always should. But the aces do need to be strong enough to win against debuffs. If you can't make aces that strong then you should run debuffers too
>>544973147Look at those swing maestros.
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>544973117could try some public A rank ones
>>544972732yeah, these are today's races https://en.netkeiba.com/race
>>544972004Biko?
>>544973147thighboot sex
ToT
>danchode wants us to use the bot for extra fans this month>I don't know how to install that shitWho made this shit and why isn't it just 2 clicks and done
>>544972004Kitasan is the hero of the people
I have three aces......but only ONE is a frontrunner, and yes, I know how damning solo front is....But like, with how popular maruzen was and how all youtubers shill fronts, I should have a PRETTY DAMN GOOD chance of getting another front i my matches... right?...right?
>>544971669A daily average of 2m fans is enough for >>544970809 which is aiming for top 100
>>544973549autism begets autism
>pedo scum is a slopper turdadds up. watch him SCREAM in agony and having a melt down lmao
Ayo what's dis? im down bad already
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET MY TRAINING NUMBERS UP ENOUGH
>>544973645luckyI wish I could sex the city too
>>544973565bro literally looks like the typical middle-aged man AI makes these days since it's permanently infected by ghibli
>>544973501>Top Gun wants to do adult thingsWe do taxesWe change the oil on our carWe go do jury dutyWe watch our family members die
>>544973645
>>544973565what the fuck are umas, I don't think even a normal horse could pull a truck
>>544972004Anyone going against Rice villain is a hero
>>544973568I've seen fronts in like 60% of the rooms. Oguri pace is by far the most common thing though.
>>544973549>REEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS MY EXE VIRUS WHY DO I HAVE TO COPY PASTE SIMPLE TO USE COMMANDSWhy are you tech illiterate normalfags even fucking here and why are you fucks such an annoyance?
>>544973645I cooked the run the first time I got the ticket and quit after failing URA qualifiers once... then got another ticket two runs after
>>544973147More aces = more chances to winNever know when one of your horses will get a late start, the other will get rushed, and it'll fall on your last horse to carry
>>544973782it's a Japanese truck, a young human male could pull that
>Tazuna never shows up before the end of year therefore you tilt and throw the run
>>544973817Anyone against Rice is a villain
>>544973708This is the one /uma/ gaslight I will always preach:DOES YOUR UMA HAVE SPEED GROWTHS?>YesFour (4) speed cards>NoFIVE (5) speed cardsI have had SO MANY MORE consistently good runs doing it>b-but muh overbudget and muh capping earlyThat doesn't happen to like 99% of runs and you fucking know it
thoughts on the jap tier list of "umas that are beautiful if they don't talk"?>5. le lucky horse>4. chrono>3. lucky lilac>2. calstonne>1. Mcfat
IT WAS HER FUCKING TURNIT WAS HER MOMENT TO BE RELEASEDFUCK FOREVER YOUNGFUCK CYGAMESAND FUCK /UMA/
>>544973782https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_truck#Design>They weigh about 700 kg (1,500 lb)A horse should be able to pull this EASY FUCKING PEASILY>HUR DUR ITS SO HEAVY THOAnd on fucking WHEELS!
Basashi has 3 spots open after kicking flatliners.Casual club, just trade shoes and dont flatline the whole fucking monthSend invite with /uma/ or post ID
>>544973735yo is that a half life reference?
>>544973782Nippon trucks aren't anything like American "trucks"
>>544973972McQueen isn't beautiful.She's a shit horse that goes into mood down easy and otherwise is nothing but dogfood.
>>544973956What about training literally anything else, I could get a SS+ speed with bakushin but I don't want my umas to have literally one (1) good stat.Plus I need sparks
>>544973956Ok now I have 1200 speed and my 18 stam sparks get me to 500 stamina now what my run is already over
>>544973782those little japanese suzki trucks weigh a little over a thousand pounds. a healthy teenage boy could even pull it while still on 3 wheels
>>544973956Sorry, chuddy. It's time for DIRTERS to RISE UP.
>>544973956wrongif you have KSB and 2 MLB speed SRs in your deck, you take 3 speed cards with 20% growth umas. 10% you probably take 3 and a pal card. 4 speeds if you have 0%
>>544973972I'd say Gold Ship is up there. Especially with certain outfits
>>544972169>the most godly horse in the universe with nothing even remotely coming close>Said to have a professional classy somewhat friendly temperament >Very classic/common horse coat, only really noticeable difference was that he was swoleGenuine "Hero of the people" horse
>>544974168meant for >>544973996What the fuck
what's up with the falcoposting, FY won't be in global for the next 7 years and is not like dirt is ever relevant
>>544974286Dirt is required for turf to goCHECKMATE
I wish you can just unfollow people from the spark selection screen. How the fuck am I supposed to know the trainer names are
>>544974286Dirt is more relevant than sprint will ever be, especially when you consider the global stage
>>544973972MANhattan cafe would become womanhattan
>>544974276Secretariat would NEED to mog every other Uma in stats, it'd be a tier 0 horse, too powerful. Relegated to legend race ultra boss only
>>544973956I didn't read past the tits but I agree
>>544974393
>>544974276>>544972169Uma will never do american horses but I have no idea how they'd even implement secretariatthey'd need to make him like a final boss event race that you can never actually have yourself
>>544974009I'm not a fan of swearing.
>>544974475Make him the last boss of the America scenario that is totally coming next year, like Meek in URA Finale.
>>544974410I feel like having Secretariat exist as a boss is still fundamentally wrong because it implies you could actually win
>>544974396Turf is more popular globally anon.Its just that some of the most well known races in the world are dirt.
>>544974452Oh fuck this helps, thanks
>>544974276>look up this horse>won a big-time American G1 by THIRTY ONE (31) LENGTHSHoly fucking shit
>>544974502That's reasonable, wish you the best
>>544974623And how many of those more popular races are sprints again? eat shit WHOREn chan
>>544973972what's wrong with Keiba Onna, do they find her voice annoying or her intense love for uma racing annoying
>>544974410>legends like man o' war, secretariat, eclipse are locked away forever as npcsyou VIL use nippon frauds like rudolf or potential the horse and you VIL like it.
>>544974583Golshi option select, if you win he was just messing around
I didn't think there would be this many people to see 4 horses
>>544974709>>544974729She's so ugly.
>>544974009I'm >>544973117 , I'll apply tomorrow after the 24 hours is up.
>>544974583The goal would be 2nd place and be 9L or lessanything more than DST and it's a loss
>>544974709His triple crown race times from 1973 have still never been beaten
>>544974753Isn't Equinox considered the greatest horse ever not in the age of legends? Kitasan's granddaughter may come...
>>544974816Trvke
>>544974286Falco just has a lot of fans
>>544974992>fansFags
>>544973956>9 stam 6 power sparksits... true...
>>544974852Jesus christ
>>544974816Forgot to attach my image
>>544975023i dont care gpt tranny
>>544974475>they'd need to make him like a final boss event raceThey did something like that in Masters Challenge, which is like Legend Race on steroids. If she ever gets in as a boss character, she'd be a UA~US rank horse.
>>544975036She must be a messy eater with that much ice cream on her face.
>>544975021BASED
>>544975131Anon thats just googleYou do know what google is right?
Wait a secondAlmond eye isn't in the game yet in JP?
>>544975176ugly
>>544973147If they're consistent then a speed deboofer would make it even harder for fags to compete against you.
>>544974396I need Smart Falcon to look at my penis like this
>>544975283RorRumao
alMID eyes
>>544974276>>544974709>>544974852>>544975023Secretariat is just that fucking guy, the best to ever do it, completely unironically.And then his bloodline led to fucking agnes digital, thinking of that in uma terms is absolutely hilarious
umas for this feeling
>>544974898still too green to compare to the GOATs
>>544975283She should be released next anni (which is also Forever Young's birthday). The previous prediction was Ai release and Contrail reveal, but they might push him back for Forever Young.
>>544975145>She must be a messy eater with that much ice cream on her face.>Pig eats like a pigGood sleuthing there sherlock
CloverClub has room for one
>>544975447IDONTCAREZOOMER
>>544975036wtf Curren is based?
>>544975447I care zoomer.
>>544975484>puke wonderno thanks
>>544974898Equinox dodging the L'Arc and not really competing internationally a lot means there's still an unanswered question mark of what could have been.El Condor Pasa is tied with the same rating for Japan's greatest horse as an example because of her international exploits.
Speaking of goated horsesI like gentil donna
Have sex
digital is your secretariat expytake it or leave it
>Mogged Smart Falcon on overseas turfThat's a fucking career if I saw one
will her gimmick be a hag that pretends to be young or a child who pretends to be old
>>544975662too fat
The woman who sold the uma wolrd
>>544975701zoomer trying to act old
>>544974753There's so many cool horses we'll never get because it'll hurt their Jap pride to include horses better than theirs. There's an Australian horse with I think 25 G1 wins in a row or some absurd stat like that and we'll never see them because we've spent too much time jerking Rudolf off for getting 7
>>544975684>expyConsidering digital as simply the most schizoid pure genius from the golden lineage is way more fun to me. Doesn't quite reach grandpa's level but could, except she's too busy doing wahtever the FUCK it is that she does to ever get there
>>544975662if you insist
I bought the wolrd.And sold it to the world.
>>544975662I will not leave my room
>>544975662
>>544975747Cat butt
Would Secretariat have Angling & Scheming but it activates 1/4 through the race and works as a 20s accel + velocity skill?
>>544974898Equinox is not even the greatest horse in japan follow the regular consensus. People still think that spot belong to deep impact
>>544975790The way she's presented in the anime is always so over-the-top it's funny
>Was in S rank club last month>decide to take a break and join a lower rank club>its slow and everyone requests dirt shoeschats not even active. I shoulda joined an umagroup with a Discord
Could 100% potential unlocked Serious Gold Ship give Secretariat a good race? Considering that this fucking creature apparently literally has never tried his hardest on turf, one has to wonderImagine if it could be cured of autism for five minutes to have a race
>>544975283Almond Eye's support card is basically Kitasan Black++. She's not being added as a trainee until her support card is powercrept by another generalist goes-in-every-deck card (probably Forever Young)
>>544975789*gen alpha trying to act old
>>544976014No.
>>544976021Isn't pasa better than almond eye?
>>544976006sounds perfect
>doyers wonit's over...
stop ignoring her
Would Secretariat beat goku?
What do I do if I don't have SRs and SSRs at full level?
Luna...LOVE
>>544976174goku would ride secretariat
>>544973726>>544973775>>544973842Lost URA Finals just in time to watch Toronto lose as well
>>544976232>lunaLoser
>>544976232BASED!
>>544974898I'm not sure what's the big deal about Equinox. He doesn't even have that many G1 wins, there's a bunch of horses with far more impressive records like Winx in Australia
/uma/dachi has some free slots if anyone needs a club. It's really casual (B rank last month), no real requirements, just play the game and trade dirt shoes.Apply with /uma/ in your profile or leave your code.
>>544976204Uma is a MLB game bwo...its over
>>544976096pasa is 2 years before almond eye bro
>Forever Young won>Dodgers wonToday must have been a good day in Japan
>>544976240I know what you are Sayian. But could he beat Goku?
https://x.com/whr/status/1984791460080992505Your winning live for BC feat. John cygames
>>544976006Sounds like you joined the perfect club
>>544976204You accept that your Umas are going to be weaker than others for a while, and save to overhaul your deck on a good support card banner
gentildonna's only feminine trait is her titsliterally nothing about her is cuteyou're a fag if she's your oshi
If Secretariat is ridden by Goku, who would Broly ride
>>544976447>>544976321and youre incels
>>544976406ZAMN HE GROOVIN
>>544976467Eclipse
>>544976120you're brown
>>544976447gaylord post
I want to skip Eishin Flash for being german but she whips out a very pretty sword during her burst animations so now I don't know what to do.
>>544976447no shit she's a proper ladynot a cute uwu queer
>>544976353>Winx mentionedThere's so many cool Australian horses, but if we can't even get fucking Secretariat, they've got no chance of being acknowledged
>>544976591>unique>special>ult>burst animationwhat's the actual name to use?
well done thoroughkeks well doneHOWEVER
>>544976694super
>>544976694whatever gets the point acrosslanguage is great like that
>>544976694Whatever you feel like.I just made that oopsie because I have Nikke open on my phone.
>>544976661Maybe with the success of global cygames will expand further
>DUDE LOOK AT MY AI SLOP IMAGE>bro look at my AI slop text>dude DRAGONBALL!!!
>>544976694ultunique is the technical term
why the fuck are umas armed on the race track?eishin pulls a rapier, laisu has a knife, taiki has revolvers, durandal has a longsword, grass wonder has a fucking naginatai thought this was a race not a battlefield
Who's this? What did I miss?
>>544972997He’s judging our LeStroke game
>>544976886no one important
Your Tenno Sho Autumn winners in uma so far
>>544976713No grandpa, impaling the other competitors does not make you the winner of the race, this isn't the Three Kingdoms anymore, no matter what >>544976851 says
>>544976713>red hare>not a hare
>>544976694THE ZONE
>>544976886Skibidi Rizz
>>544976886new hons cuz they rigged the race and were fucking ready for it with a design for said horse
>>544976816What's wrong with dragonball?
>>544976886Forever YoungShe won a big race in American Dirt today and her owner is John Cygames himself
>>544976851rudolph is calling thunderstormshishiama is breaking meteorsoguri has momentum from running down a mouintainmcqueen is having a tea partyit absolutely is a battlefield out here, you bring whatever you can sneak in
>>544972160
>>544976886we're all gooning to her the moment she's revealed?
Mares are so pretty...
>>544977037WHO THE FUCK IS RUDOLPH!?
How historic is FY's win today?It seems like JP fags are going crazy for it but I want to really know how important it was.
>>544976851BAH GAWD IT'S AN FROM THE TOP AND AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE
>>544976947Cute ones aren't crossed out.
>>544976886industry plant by John Cygames
this isn't feminine according to anon from 4chan
>>544977213horrible taste
>>544976886Isnt that just Hauser in a new costume?
>>544976694It's called unique in the game. But use anything you want, though calling it an ult is cringe because league popularized calling everything an ult.
>>544977246>feminineFatty man
>>544976353G1s aren't equal anon, and Australian races outside of Melbourne Cup, Caulfield Cup and The Everest barely get that much international recognition (the recent tendency of local vets scratching foreign contenders doesn't help)
>>544977329I used to say special but now I'm legally obligued to say ult
>>544976947Cool and awesome umas.. and Special Week.
>>544977246only jealous women and trannies wouldn't find her attractive
>>544976694I'm going to start calling them NPs in honor of this post
dreamt of my new danchou, he acted just like he does in the chat>funny>cool>handsomewhy am I like this...was super stressed before falling asleep so it probably made him into a proper character so I had someone to relieve all of my stress onI'm thankful either way, and it could be a sign...gonna farm fans in return so hopefully he will take more notice of me~
>>544977152Breeder's Cup Classic is the most prestigious dirt race in the world. This is the first time a Japanese horse has won it. The third time *any* foreign horse has won it.
>>544976014him and orfevre got blasted by Prime Treve
>>544969176I kekd
>>544977462wat
>>544977246If it's not a short skinny frail woman that a giant fat retard cant overpower, its unattractive to the average 4channer.
>john cygames won breeders cup>My favorite vtuber concert went amazingly>Dodgers wonIt's a fucking good day lads, I kind of want to drink
>>544977246only honktrannies would hate this
>>544977462Don't attach Rudolf images to your tranny fantasies.
>>544977492>all that + its the horse thats owned by Cygames + the year Uma came to globalholy shit lmao
>>544977524good
>>544977529Not funny
>>544977549120% on fucking point. I've seen some retarded meme takes, but this one is oddly perfect!
Watch foreign raiders win Japan Cup
>>544975662Gentildonna was not gentle with me…
worst club shuffle day yet
>>544977646I can't believe Cygames would offer Grass Wonder and Urara as sacrifices so their horse could win a dirt race. Truly the lowest of the low.........
>>544977587Are you a pebble???
>>544976851Kris X.. forgotten
>>544977152What anon said + He's one of the 4 Japanese horses in history that had won an American G1.The other 3 are>Cesario (American Oaks)>Loves Only You (BC Filly & Mare Turf)>Marche Lorraine (BC Distaff)
The LEGENDARY horse... Genjutsu Steel
>>544977829Nothing of value was lost.
>>544977502>benis never gonna appear againwhy live
>>544977492That's actually pretty crazy.
>>544975790There’s also copyright issues moron. Uma still hasn’t gotten deep or kame in and you think they can just waltz in and just yank overseas horses off the shelf?
this is your lead actress for the day
>>544977502>teio>but french Really?
>>544978126not your stupid ass on top holy shit fuck of avatarfag
>>544977502french Teio is so much better than regular Teio
>>544978126Cute fattie.
>failed debut race>2nd in JFhow do I solve the trainer issue with Ryan's career on parent runs
what's the kick for the tenno sho
>Teio mentionedTEIO HATEDIE TEIOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>544977979FINALLYThey're releasing deep impact
>>544978276https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>544977421
>>544978068All those Cinderalla Grey cuties we're never going to have careers for...
>>544978246glue factory
>CM just about here>Still havent farmed a good uma for it>Just had my last of my 3 runs today cucked by a 2% failure and over three night owl alimentsim so cooked
Tenno sho in an hour and 15. Just enough time to start making dinner
>>544977979Surely they'll have to add Ebayan's dad/LoY's brother now haha...
>>544978452hour 45 no?
>bet on lemaire>win
>>544978435It's time to use THAT auto select button
>>544978418while gluing me does solve that issue it doesn't help my overall situation
You don't like Dantsu FlameYou don't know anything about her, not a single cool thing or a fun trivia about Dantsu FlameYou don't even play in JP because you are EoP, so you know nothing about her character story or her motives to raceYou only like her body because you are a degenerate goonerYou don't like Dantsu Flame
next race has a Kitasan filly (Garofano) that won her debut
>>544978435>Worrying about optional contentngmi.
>On October 31, 2025, an article revealed more details about the death of Vodka.>Before the Queen Elizabeth II Cup, Vodka lightly injured herself after kicking a wooden wall and had to withdraw from the race.>Later, while in the UK, Vodka acted up again and kicked another wall. However, this time the wall was made of concrete, resulting in a severe injury that ultimately led to her being euthanizedWhy she so stupid
>>544977359Queen elizabeth stakes is currently the #3 rated G1 in the world. Winx won it three years in a row.
>>544978607She's cute and has a nice body.I like to fap to her.I didn't read all of your post.
>>544978534Thought it was 3pm Jt time; not complaining though. Boiling potato’s takes forever
>>544978607I don't even like her body, bro.
Are we getting the rainbow fragments soon? Can you get them from scrapping an SSR card at all? Or can you only get them from events?
>>544978736her father is ashamed
Reminder to all torenas, if your trainee attempts to force you in a relationship report her to your local fenomeno, she cant conceive so there's no need to worry about rape attempts from her
>failed debut>failed 2nd maiden>won 3rd maiden but got skin condition>sleep deprived into slacker>sleep deprived into slacker>sleep deprived into slackerOkay fuck I get it game, you want me to stop.
>>544978607You are right.It pissed me off that at the end of the movie, there were 4 horse girls at the concert instead of 3.It should have been Pokke, Cafe, and Tachyon.Dantsu is an extra nobody asked for.Remove Dantsu from the game.
>>544978607I know she's cheesed to meet me.
>>544972387The closet japan ever come close to winning the arc is with horse than excel in both turf and dirt
who's stronger, Gentildonna or this sergeant of the US military?
>>544978607If she wanted her personality to matter then she shouldn't have been so sexy
Here was the uma ad that they played during the BC lmao
>>544978736>Instead of kicking the bucket, she kicked the wall.kek
>>544978607She charmed me with her voice in the movieIt's really cute
>>544978906I can only dream of seeing the reactions of normalfags who have no fucking clue what uma is seeing this ad.
>>544978906For fucking party dash of all things lmao
>>544978736>be gay horse>commit suicide>diedIm noticing
>>544978607Based jpGOD calling out all the secondary fags who only watched the movie
>>544978736>she injures her foot on the way to the plane. lol this game
>>544978607>movie made her a walking pair of tits with barely any lines>"omg why do you treat her as a walking pair of tits"go back to twitter
>>544978809you get the fragments from events and missions, if you could get them from scrapping SSR cards then how do you get the rainbow cleats
>>544978736But I thought Uokka is a cool and composed horse...
>>544978906Only old men with flip phones watched that ad.
>>544978607Correct on all accounts
>>544979006Uma was at the Kentucky Derby.The umafection is spreading.
>>544978607I only care about her because of the movie.She seems like she'd be good friends with Cafe. The Schizo and the Genki.
>>544978906I seriously doubt anyone in the crowds cares about the game. If anything, Umamusume global release increased the viewership and interest in the breeder's cup and horse racing in general
>>544978246Always front in Junior Year and miles. Late for mediums/longs if you aren't confident in her stamina and her power and wit are good, but if you mog the other uma stats/want to race a G1 but her power and wit are especially bad, go front.
>>544978817Thanks for the notice, I'll contact Fenomeno right away.Does anyone have her number?
>>544978906
>>544979038I meant like if we could use rainbow cleats to buy fragments desu.
>>544979042being retarded is part of the cool package
>>544978607/uma/ is being dangerously close to the homosexuality levels of /gig/ lately
>stop jobbing you fucking retard
>>544978906>FUCKING PARTY DASHOF ALL THE THINGS you could've advertised lmao
>>544977861maybe
>>544978607yeah, i like dantsu for her lewd body, so what? i want to suck the milk straight from the tap and make cheese with my dick.
>>544979090Don't drink that Doto. There is plenty of clean water for you.
>>544979247based
>>544978739Winx was amazing and should have gotten a much higher rating but those fags are biased against sprinters. Forever Young might win horse of the year over Ka Ying Rising(one of the best sprinters of all time) this year as well.
Kitasan BLACKED
>>544978607Put me in the screen cap lol
Ai chan got kitasan BLACKED..
>>544979101What is cygames’ end game? Did John Cygames like horse racing so much that he wanted the sport to be reinvigorated with the current generation? Is Director Akikawa his self insert?
>>544979128The ad is directed towards horse owners I bet.>Hey do you want your horse represented in this popular video game among young people and save American horse racing from dying with the boomers?
>>544979128>If anything, Umamusume global release increased the viewership and interest in the breeder's cup and horse racing in generalAll the better for Cygames desu.
>>544979501Get people infected.More trainers for Supah Creek to goo goo baby.>>544979473cute hag
>>544979501>get global audience into your company's game>buy international horses>global audience bets on your horse because they recognise it
>>544978736sauce on the article?
Canada a shit.
>>544979719evil horse
>>544979719Your clips get odder and odder
>>544977646The horse was literally born on the day Uma Musume released (in JP)It's John Uma Musume in the flesh...
>>544979546I am genuinely curious to see if Cygames ever decides to add non JP horses to the game
>>544979719video file is fucked up however i try to download itwhatever
>>544979649I'm not sure if they're calling her fat or want to see her in a swimsuit.
>>544978692>Kita spawn gets last placeKitasan is never beating the fraud allegations
>>544978692>KB filly>lemaire>last placewhat happened?
>>544979719gross midget
Is this card worth the shot or do I cleat it?
>>544979853I would kneel to Cygames if they somehow got the rights to any notable western horse from the old crotchety men that run that industry.
Are there any Epipispawn racing?
>>544979976it is worth for a free card as it has race planner for pace chasers but it's just as greedy as spechud
>Halloween event in November
...Danchou hereIf you're reading this, I see you flatlining....Daily average of 4k? If there are 2 applicants this week, I am going to activate my secret kick rule and you will be first to go
>>544978692sadly, she had a very bad start
>>544980013i mean if south park, family guy, and bojack horseman can do it i dont see why cygames cant
I wish I could unlearn that horse sweat is foamy.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS CURRENCYREEEEEE
>>544980056First time?
>>544979853Unless they mobbed all Forever Young's rival, they will have to add foreign horses. He pretty much exclusively raced oversea.
>>544980190y-yea..
>>544980139Scarlet is a bit of a dumbass isn't she?
>>544980056a couple other gacha I'm playing are doing summer events
>>544979719here's the g1 vers i guess maybe i'll find the other one
>>544980347muuuuuuuuuch better.
>>544980336just a bit?
>>544978751>>544978851>>544979036Yeah, all of it can be true at one time. She's adorable, cheesy AND a walking pair of fat fucking tits.>>544979287HOLY BASED Tell em' anon!
>>544979853They'll add a stand-in for Sierra if they can't get rights to his name, like they did for Treve. Fierceness and Romantic Warrior could also make it in.
>>544980336Her jockey commented that she had no racing sense (she’s a dumbass)
>creek agemasen againStop playing fucking goo goo babies with your trainer and give me the skill please
Montjeu is still the only foreign uma that got in without name change. Even Northern Taste(Akikawa) got keked by rights.
>>544980684>she had no racing senseWhat did she just go full send gas start to finish?
>>544980693>hungry oguoddly funny, otherwise I'd bitch
>>544969176Previous: >>544949109RetardGOD
can I play JP uma on steam?
>>544980702how many SSRs you have in your deck?
>>544980702nyo
>>544980741They changed the name for the anime
>>544980813it's region blocked
>>544980784That, needing lane change direction, etc. just required a bit more jockey guiding
>>544980904Cute.
>>544980784yes and she didnt liked the other strategies that were attempted on the training sessions that they just let her go rocket because it just worked
Real talkwill I EVER use this?
>>544981030The SR is the superior version, but she's not bad
>>544980165Wait for hint books
I hate it.
>>544981030This is a worse version of the SR dober wit cardAlso worse than the welfare NatieSo probably not
>>544980848The Arc scenario came out much later, and it's the anime which doesn't count.
>>544981071Damn I should have cleated her then?! I have her SR maxed but I've been using SSR thinking it was better
>>544981071>>544981073>>544981106...so can I cleat it? I already have like all the SR wit cards at MLB
>>544980813You either create a JP steam account or change the currency of your account to JP Yen.
It's still halloween right?
>>544981140>>544981157Cleating cards is retarded. Think of your TT bonus.
>>544981213???? Don't I need to level the card up for the TT bonus to even matter?
>>544981208glue factory
>>544981157It's decent for TT late surgers
>>544981213Shhh, let them brick their account.
>>544981213I'd rather have free tickets. I don't even have enough money to MLB everything.
>>544981286And you can level more if the card is MLB'd.
>>544980056>>544981208I forgot it was even halloween or it by passed so fast while I was shut in. I was even gonna cosplay a bit for myself too damn
You don't like Chiyono OYou don't know anything about her, not a single cool thing or a fun trivia about Chiyono OYou don't even play in JP because you are EoP, so you know nothing about her character story or her motives to raceYou only like her meme song because you are a redditorYou don't like Chiyono O
no run tonight danchou. the tel aviv dodgers just won the baseball playoffs. I need to get blackout
>>544978739If you are talking about LONGINES ranking then you should check for how the race ranked over longer periods of time because it accounts for that year's field of horses that ran there.Queen elizabeth stakes was 3rd for 2024 but was 44th in 2023, wasn't there in 2022 and was 15th in 2021, the race doesn't attract top contenders reliably.Compared to that Japan Cup was rated 12th in 2021, 17th in 2022, 1st in 2023 and 5th in 2024Add to that the fact that Australia, just like the US, has an inflated number of G1 races and it becomes apparent why people don't name many AUS G1s as important
>>544975701who's that supposed to be?
>>544981213I don't really care about TT but even if I should care its only a few hundreths of a single percent, I hardly doubt that matters and I could have used cleats. Fuck.
>>544981452im sorry. i will learn to respect her deep, rich backstory. so that i can be forgiven.
>>544981452But I watched the anime and like her mom
>>544981452I like her because she's a dog, actually.Same as Durandal.
>>544981452I don't like her. But I like dumb bitches
why are sports fans so fucking hinged? why do you have to get drunk because some fags won a childs game?
>>544981571Yup, cleat everything you can!
>>544977329it's a ult you retard
>>544981180sexsexSEX
>>544981259>bat instantly despawnsalso is it just me or are the colors in those clips off?
>>544981753Obviously not but I had room to buy stuff.
I love Marvelous Sunday, whens Marvelous Sunday....
>>544981515Forever Young is owned by John Cygames and with the same birthday as the JP release became the first Japanese horse to win the Breeders Cup Classic today. Right after he won the teased the uma design on twitter and presumably she will be the 5th anniversary character.
>>544981915Whenever a sunday is marvelous.
>>544981778>a>ult
>he replied without replyingwhoah, now that's cool
>>544976694IW EXS
>>544981974>presumably she will be the 5th anniversary character.Her design will be revealed in 5th anniversary to build up hype and also work on the BC scenario/inclusion of international races. The banner will be Almond Eye + a new broken ass support so the anni is gonna be pretty loaded in general
>>544972387they're sending ebayan to turf next year
>>544981804you can see it drop quickly as she lets go of it
>>544981915
>>544982210MARVELOUS!!!!!!!!!!
>>544981493Is there a way to check the rating by year? Winx won in 2017-19. Currently a lot of australian G1s are represented in the top 100, it's not just queen elizabeth. In fact it's one of the most represented countries alongside GB, japan and the US
>>544982207holy shit you're right. my brain completely removed those frames on first watch for some reason.
This is crazy but I have now rolled this chud 3 timesis this card any good at 2lb?
>>544982210SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY
>>544981778retard league bab
>>544978126>>544978329kissable>Captcha: PMOMADantsu Momma??
>>544981778Lol. Lmao.
holy shit I guess I played while Tickezo was on her period because 7 mood downs in 10 turns what the hell is her problem
544982007*smooch*
>>544982364You want 3lb to get the most out of a roamer like her but she's usable I gunydyress.
>>544982364She's a roaming support, can be decent in certain situations though I'm yet to face a situation where I actually wanted a roamer
>>544982741I like this photo. It looks cinematic as hell
It's called uuuuuhhhhhh "rainbow skill"
>>544982628I thought this was a room code
>>544982457Slutty nature...
>>544982901room codes are always 8 digits
>>544982741
>>544982901
>>544982752>roaming supportwhat does this mean?
>>544982857that looks intentional
>>544982901Silly anon
I hate factoid and meme UmaTubers so much. They're just repetitive and just milking it to dry.
>>544982857Surly that is a DQ and a fine
>>544982857Did he get fined?
>>544983037>…>don’t recommend/not interested
>>544982990No extra Specialty Priority besides the base amount
>>544983037"did you know the pool on the titanic is still filled with water"
>>544981452You're right, I don't like herI only like her design because it appeals to my penisI don't care about the horse or the lore
>>544982364i been borrowing her for latesurger/medium parent runs
>>544982857WTFRossa could have broken his neck and die
>>544982990>Roaming supportZero Priority, name implies. She does a rainbow if they wanted to but most of the time they're outside their type.
>>544983037You can just use grok to generate those videos. It's easy money.
Triumphant pulse on oguri cap is her ult.Triumphant pulse inherited on others is a unique.
>Just 2 month ban for murder attempt
>>544983112Algorithm made a brick>>544983121>Insert FOTM Uma Meme>Milk it until it driesGod I hate Flips doing meme content
>>544982990shitters that throw the game
>>544972169luckily we have her tanuki
Good job Maru slave.
>>544983340It's okay when the french do it.
>>544982990They have no to low specialty priority so they show up wherever. Useful if they have high training/mood/friendship effectiveness.
>>544983301how soft is gentildonna's donnas
So I've been fan farming like a retardDidn't realize just how much of an improvement there was to run a bunch of fan cards in your deck.Is there anything else for a retard to learn?
>>544982954My inattentive ass thought that number actually was 8 digits until you pointed it out just now
I just read the news!WE ARE SO BACK DIRT BROS!
When Tenno
Why bother use Aura Farming Nice Natie at 0LB if you can use Nice Natie and her siblings at MLB?
>>544982741OUR FUARKING HEROES!
Mindbroken
Do people actually level up all their cards for TT bonus? I've been sitting at a 3.9 bonus for a while now.
>>544983301Holy fuuuck, swing those huge maestros, baby, swing em' good
umas with best paizuri?
>>544983531In 1 hour
>Okay Nice Nature, do some standing.>Got it. Normal Umamusume standing.
>>544982857>>544983340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcrzOM3dNdo
>>544982741Man the Ebayan/Sierra Leone cousin rivalry is gonna be really kino whenever they adapt it. Hopefully they can get rights to at least get an uma design for Sierra Leone though
>>544983617I did for the brief period when I had money and the other thing but no sashesNow I have sashes and no money
If you can't win without running 2 debuffers, you are a faggot with a small penis!
>>544983617i NEVER have support points
where to watch tenno fall
>>544983617I prefer LB waiting and then level it up in one go unless I wanted to.
>>544983440Very
>>544983749https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>544983617It's not really worth doing. You're better off just improving your TT team to get a higher score.
>>544983617When I had nothing to use monies on I did. Now I wish I had all those monies..
>>544983717rice would do this
>>544983651Fuji
I can't believe how much horses fart.Those classrooms must reek of horse farts.Imagine being a new trainer at the academy and hearing nothing but cute girls chatting and horse farts all day.
>>544983806koto stakes?
>>544983717Rice says debuffers are for niggers!
>>544983531Race 10 is ongoing, it is race 11.
>>544983861They are not literally horses anon.
Also come to think of it, most of the UmaTubers are either obese, ricecels, or SEAmacacos.
>>544983861
>>544983861Ladies don't fart
>>544983651
>>544983651Meisho Doto. While she rubs your dick with her massive melons, she lubricates it as well with her tears and sweat.
>>544983861But I thought girls can't poop, so how could they fart?
What do I want on a parent for mile summer Maruzensky
>>544984159
>>544984378groundwork and a base maru grandparent for red shift
>>544970802>He hasn't low rolled on an Urara career
>>544984351Stop bullying Kitachan!
>>544984378the usual
>>544984378Seiun Sky and Bourbon with normal front runner skills
>>544883517might look crude to some but here you go
>>544984504filly rudolf with a resemblance to teio please?
>>544984504CUTE
>>544984461devilish gaslight, I like it
I don't like this.
>>544984610where's the gaslight??
>>544984504I'm sorry, anon, but now you'll have to make them all filliesGood luck
I can't wait for how much of a clusterfuck the sprint and dirt CMs are going to be.
>>544984680Yes, please take red shift for Virgo cup, the loss of affinity is worth it.
>>544984662>not 5 guts 1 kitasanIf you're not taking stamina cards and are just going to cope through the longer races in her career with sparks and the 400 bonus why not take the stat that builds speed + power + itself?
>>544984712dirt CM will just be urara+el+whichever 3 star people lucked into
>>544984770I didn't see the mile part, stop assuming malice
>>544982334I found it. Queen Elizabeth S. by year>2017: #6>2018: #2>2019: #6Seems pretty impressive to me
>>544984351The vintage uma mp4
>>544984710I'm the #1 fan of Haru's #1 fan.
>>544983301so fucking sexytoo bad she only fucks chads and tyrones
what time is tenno aki starting?
I hate this RNG event so much
>>544984837Yeah, mostly Oguris but a few Falcos.
>>544984993probably 20-30 minutes, gates just opened for the race before it
>>544984837You know Maruzensky can run dirt right?
Cam on Dragon Quest!
>>544984351Are there ANY umas that wont rape me???
>>544985046>turning her daughter into a soapland whore
>>544984915>a few months old = vintageI made it, shut up.
>>544985030Maybe it's based on facility level?
>>544985064No
>>544984836That sounds like a meme run.But maybe that's just what King Halo is. My Guts cards are barely touched.
>>544985064
>>544985046there are many 3 stars that can run dirtbut most people won't have more than onemaru and oguri will be the most likely to come out, there'll be the odd falco and taiki, and digitan will be the great boogeyman
>>544985181>Oguri wouldn't rape you but she will eat you alive like Mount Onigiri on Cingray
>>544985126In this day and age, anything past a week has already started to go south
>>544985064urara, bakushin, digitan, smart falcon
>>544985126You should make ass cream next, may soothe how buttlblasted you're getting over nothing.
>>544984712I'm ready for all the Uraras.
https://kick.com/b01doghos
HERE IT IS-wait is that the fucking how to train your dragon theme?
Fuck I don't think I can stay up for tenno sho especially with murrican dst change
>>544985268She'll do both maybe more...
brilliant
>>544984712Dirt is just a mile CM with less umas to pick, not that excitingsprint CM is an actual meme, like straight up fucking ultra-gambling
>>544984203Thats how she died of cholic
>>544985095>says the blue onahole
OUR GUY
>>544985292you mean bakushin?
>>544984853>70th in 2016seems inflated because of winx
>>544985368
>shirankedodunno the lineage but I'm rooting for this guy
Seiun Hades is a sick name
I believe in Masquerade simply because I know /OURGUY/ will take it home
>And I thought Victoria Mile was named after Queen Victoria like the QEC named after Old Lizzie.
>>544985519is his name just 'i dont know, but'
>>544985652Meisho Tabaru will escape!Take will win from gate 13!He won't get relegated to last this time!
>>544985497>470kgAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DIRECTOR HELP TORENA FOUND OUT MY WEIGHT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW!
Is Meisho Tabaru related at all to Doto?
Mirco's brother is on Museum Mile, huh
>>544982857>only 60 days of banwtf dude
>>544983037DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMEHISHI AKEBONO WAS SO HUGE THAT HE ATE THE SUN?THEN HE DIEDNOW THE EARTH IS A ROUGE PLANET DRIFTING THROUGH SPACE WITH ITS MOON FOR A RINGAND ALL TERRESTRIAL LIFE HAS BECOME EXTINCTLIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORSE
Welp, just gooned to super creekfirst time an uma got me, western fans apparently not afraid of cygames and making pretty good porn
Back in my day, the frog in Japan was Peslier who won the Autumn Triple Crown and did an Arima Kinen hat-trick.Too bad he got banned for dodging taxes lol
>>544985823Let's go Tabarubros
That's a ma—
>>544985823>nige from 13grim...
>>544985895Meisho Tabaru is Stago clan, dad is Golshi.
>>544985895Same crown / owner name, but unrelated.
>joined a random "play every day" club last month (got kicked from my old one because of a week where I couldn't play)>seemed good enough, full, everyone was active>start noticing towards the end of the month that very few people are sending shoe requests>check that most of the members (even active ones) have really low fan counts>club drops all the way down to C+FUCK
I believe in LeMare
sou desu yo ne
Which umas running aren't related to Sunday Silence? I'll root for them
>>544986085If you want to jump ship let me know
uma desu
>>544985964>Voiced in the most SEAmoid accent you can hear
I think the brown horse will win
>>544986138lol
Where are you watching live horseracing
>>544986085>(got kicked from my old one because of a week where I couldn't play)Are you in the military or something? All it takes is 15 mins bombing a mcqueen or top gun run and as long as danchou isn't checking you will look like you are active
do the horses know they're in a race?
>>544986138Bro, every jp horse has Sunday silence in them. You can’t call yourself a race horse in Japan if you’re not related to SS
>>544986138here you go bwoliterally the only one
All in on seiun hades!
>>544986290>Deep Impact
>5 different Taiki runs where I got Groundwork but she won't pass down the spark.>Still no Groundwork, but she passes down non-agemasen'd Spurt I got from a rogue SSR Sweep card event.I can never get a consistent spark set with Taiki, but I'll probably keep this one because it's funny and I'll take 2* anything that isn't guts and pace after the parent farm duds yesterday.
>>544986290>Not a Sunday Silence descendant>A Yayoi Akikawa descendant instead
>>544986290Bro... Deep Impact is...
Are we finally about to get to the main race?
>>544986247>and as long as danchou isn't checkingI am checking, I just decided to let you leech until I can get someone who works better and you will get kicked without notice.
>>544986290Deep Impact's sire is literally Sunday Silence
>>544986290>pui
>>544985330Cowkami Princess...
>>544986254yes
He must've left a deep impact
>>544983037did you know that Special Week, Cesario, Buena Vista, Daring Tact and Vodka are also related to Shiraoki-sama
I hope Tastiera wins since Crown is his dad and Cafe is his damsire.
Why are they playing the HTTYD theme
>>544986403Doto Rape
>>544986254in a way yes
Does JRA own the How to train your dragon song or did Dreamworks rent the song from JRA?
>>544986591b-but...
>>544986567It’s a really good theme
shit does anyone have the tenno sho chart
If I was a danchud, I would hove the kick buttons everyday imagining a justifiable scenario for kicking somebody. Maybe even kicking someone not at the bottom so everyone is on their toes...
>another filler race
>>544986392nyo akiten starts XX:40
>>544986630No buts.Those tits will be violated mercilessly .
what is (L) race and where is the (L) race stand between G1/G2/G3/OP/pre-OP?
>>544986247I had a family emergency and was travelling (technically I only couldn't play for 4 days, but then just didn't feel like it upon getting back, pretty sure I had gotten kicked out by that point anyways)
>grind super hard for S rank club>club disbands>join a lower rank club for a bit>it sucks and kills my motivation to play
>American Pharoah coming to Stud in Japan for 2026>When Forever Young retires, he's going to be drained like Kitasan as wellJapan's next generation of horses are all about to become Dirters
>>544986670
>>544986753listed race, sits between G3 and OP
>>544986669
>>544986753>ListedBelow G3, prolly above OP.
>>544986804At least his dad is there to help him.
wtf that photo finish
damn nose finish
>>544986776>his motivation to play is dependent on the whims of danchousyou should just play a more social game desu, uma doesn't really have much social elements and clubs are kind of an afterthought
>>544986804Dirt vs Turf isn't that genetic
Damn that's a close one
>>544986820>>544986859thanks
Needing a club? Apply today. /uma/ is gonna be A rank this month. As long as you contribute more than the bare minimum you're welcome. Aiming for at least 12 million fans contributed a month.
kita
here we FUCKING go
cute tiny grey horses
>>544986159I mean, if you're offering, I'll join anything. I have no attachment to this club.
>>544986927Masquerade Ball looks like the kino choice but I don't want to root for the overwhelming favorite. Maybe I'll for Museum Mile
Is this skill bad?
>Minnie FRAUD lost againnot beating the allegations
It is time
>>544986996Post ID
>>544982741this picture should be officially classified as one of the most important photos of 2025
>>544987009It was okay before discovering groundwork but also relying on Turbo is fucking cancer
>another weekend without cingray episodeNIGGERS
>>544987009The gold is, the regular can be a luxury pick if your power is kinda low
>>544987009yeah leader's pride is better iirc
>>544986927>nearly half have C*nadian blood in them
Kinda sad Japan race courses don’t do these game things that some local U.S. race courses do in between races where you win 1K for throwing a horseshoe into a pole and win 100 if you’re the closest.
>>544987087>>544987121Thankswas curious since it's the gold skill of the next freebie support card, said card actually looked pretty decent by f2p card standards
How the heck did Seiun Hades get in? He's 6 years old and hasn't been in a G1 races since 2022 (placed 17th).
>>544987097WHATIs this why there are less episodes for the second cour?I hate golf so much it's unreal.
>>544987097New episode airs today...
>>544986895I love Uma and it suits my taste. I like the rng grind. I love to play Uma and I loved having a club with an active chat. I wish it even had a Discord but sadly I realize the reality is just dirt shoes
>>544987203blame the BCC autism
>>544987160sounds very carnivallykeiba is srs bsnsI hate the atmosphere at big aussie races too
is there a way to deslect an uma from the team list that doesnt involve swapping them out for another uma?
>>544987203Do you wanna go do a front 9 together
DO NOT LET THE FRENCH WIN AGAIN
>>544987251Nope lmao. QoL is HARD CODING.
A LINKI NEED A LINKAIEEEEEEEE
I hope Golshi's shitpost genes didn't pass down
your oshi weighs 466kg lmao loser
>>544987187The skill gets buffed later to be groundwork without needing greens but that will be a while.
>>544987353scroll up bro...
>>544987369natty?
>>544987369Wouldn’t umas weigh more due to smaller bodies and being more dense?
>>544987187>this card>the free stam suzuka with guaranteed conc in 6 days>the freebie suzuka speed card (that doesn't actually suck for once unlike all other free speed cards)what's up with all the good free SSR frontrunner cards in rapid succession?
>>544987363May he take after McQueen instead. He seems calm so that may be the case.
>>544987397...ty
>>544987478front game
>>544987304Owari da...
FRONT GOD MEISHO WILL WIN
>>544987478Niger game
>>544987478You should check out how much they buff both base Suzuka and the base Suzuka speed card. The Suzuka bias is real at HQ.
>Breeder's Cup Classic mentionedAMERICABROS OUR SCENARIO IS NEXT
>>544987623taiki also gets giga-buffed later and she was supposed to be a comic relief character
Wheres the View Results button?
STARTING
Masquerade will MOG that niger
wtf its just like uma musume
Look at that CGI hons go hahaha
How come the Emperor isn't there? He can't be that busy
THE FUCKING CGI HORSE AGAIN KEK
Go Tastiera
>>544985126please make a sequel where I get milked by the three of them
The CG horse intro has so much soul
Reminder that Suzuka is a top tier singer
>>544987478Niges were kinda crap for a while so it was Cygames' giving them a hand
Wedding Mayano hybrid a bait? I don't think mine has ever won.
>there's no way to check other clubs while still in a club
>>544987796>>544987796>>544987796
Masquerade is so jumpy
If Masq procs Lucky Seven, it's gona be a DST win
>>544987809You're making these earlier and earlier you disgusting browntoid
GOLD SHIP KID FRONT
good early secure from tabaruBUT WHERE DID THE LEAD GO
>The Kitasan offspring came in dead lastKitabros...
>>544988081Didn’t proc any gold recoveries
I know this song but I can’t remember the name. Damn JRA, just stealing all the themes
>>544986403>>544986591>>544986630>>544986719Raping Doto's Big Breasts>but anon uma are stronger than hu-Do not care her tits are vulnerable and prime for rape I can die afterwards for all I care
>>544987623Damn they really load up on the skill hints. When do they buff those cards though? Despite how good they look it's hard to imagine how it'll stack up against other speed cards that come out later.
>>544974502Don't worry our Danchou banned all swear words, along with a bunch of other words too, so you will be fine in our club.
