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Rice love
jiggie
teio teio teio
>>549030883cute gundam
>>549030883I want to fuck my wife Dober. Im bricking my accounting skipping COguri for her.
Digitan LOVE
>>549030978I would get a boner.
You guys called him ugly so much he stopped using his camera in videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
waiting for a new day so I can grab up all the early shoe trades
>>549031034COguri isn't even broken on the CM after scorpio, you can just roll her with the paid selector a month later. Then only thing you miss is last minute Scorpio tryharding.
>>549030949fpbp
>>549031160shoes are the only egregious part desu, and they're not really that bad
Cheval has been CASTRATED
>>549031160big ass clown shoes
>>549031152Him vtumoring as an uma might be worse desu
>>549031152this seatuber ruined vivlos for me...
Nigger~Nigger~Nigger~Chestnut Nigger~
>>549031192Super close
>>549031160uokkabros not like this...
>>549031345I don't like them looking like this, I'd rather them be happy.
>marked
this is uma related
>>549031116If she's being mature then you need to give her her grown up reward.
>>549031152vivlos transcoded became real...
Polished my rod to Sakura Bakushin O this morning a truly Bakushin-teki way to start the day.
>>549031448spechud would say this
>>549031686Sex with that horse
>>549031717god I love her
More like...El Condor Caca
>>549030978Why aren't you reading the conversations...
>>549031905
sex with tact
>>549031717me to gold shitty
Kita would destroy your pelvis
So what are your thoughts on Umas with big and stiff swords?
>>549031945wtf horse has goat eyes?
which umas practice the best sex?
>>549032089Long distance umas are particularly strong in bed
>>549031905Grass would say this
That's my girl!
my lovely wife and our progeny
>gets mood down>crashes my gamethank you gold shit
>>549031983Did you ask both of her grandmothers for permission first?
Oguri got pregnant too
>>549032492¡Ay, caramba!
>>549031152>You guys called him ugly so much he stopped using his camera in videosHe can never recover.>brown youtuber for mobile game -who can't write a script for his slop videos- decides to hide behind L2DWhy does it keep happening?
Do not wake up the Uma.Penalty: Unending rape until daybreak.
>>549031618Rivalries about the frustration of losing and competitiveness > rivalries about just having funThere can only be 1 first place, and sometimes when you lose to someone after you imagined your fairy tale ending into rolled credits you want that fucker DEAD
it's a new day dess!
>>549031152>>549032613I have always been really shit at judging whether someone is ugly or good looking but he isn't that ugly is he? Just looks normal imo
Its a new day! But it all feels old..."Its a good life" That's what I'm told~
>>549032492>There are spics in this thread
do your daily pulls bros!
DAILY'S ARE HOT RN
I was 3 minutes late to donate shoesit's so fucking over
DO NOT PULL
>>549032839he is normal looking but that equals ugly nowadays
DO IT NOW!
How do you remove umas form the club practice list? We got outdated umas almost a month old
>>549032679Win Variation wants Orfevre DEAD
1 + 2 = 3!
>>549033052wyell...
>>549033132based shionget that fucking bum
I forgot we get shit ton of money from doing careers now so you you don't have to hold back from buying the stars from Tazuna scam shop
ITS HOTROLL NOW
>>549033141Tact doesn't have the clover thing Spe and her daughters have?
ROLL NOW ROLL NOW ROLL NOW ROLL NOW ROLL NOW
>>549032492>golshispics
>finally spark long S>only 900 speed and 900 stamina
>>549032492False flag.You changed your language and made the game crash.
>Gold gate>Switches to rainbow!!!>It's ANOTHER Curren dupeAIIIIIEEE CYGAMES I NEED NEW UMA
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>549033471gimme your curren bro
I'm on a mission to slowly convert OHAYOfags into OisuCHADs
brosis Oguri Cap (as in peak) for (You)?
Not a single fucking double arrow training all of Junior year, literally what are the odds what the fuck
>>549033293True!
>>549033547Nyo, I'm saving up for 5* now.
I had stopped buying clocks once I hit 200Was I supposed to keep buying?
>>549033339>get Tickezo, Urara, and two trash R cardsNOOOOO! You tricked me!
>>549033327Looks like it. New lineage, new rules.
I love Biko, she always comes in with a +30 energy when this FUCKING SUCCUBUS game gives me shit events.
>>549032612>>549032859>>549033341>>549033460>post pic>aaaiiieeeeee a spicI love you all anyway
>accidentally start URA scenario on borrowed runFUCK.
13 days until i ginally get unbricked....
Time to visit McQueen my old friend
>>549033872I made fun of you for playing Golshi not for being a spic
If I want to make a good parent for Cafe, what are the skills I should be focusing on?
>>549032679That's a fair point, and I do actually really like how Ace and CB's rivalry works. CB sees Ace as a rival while Ace doesn't because she thinks CB is too good for her. It's only until CB actually tells Ace that she's good enough that she really feels that way. Which kind of makes sense considering Ace only ever beat CB when it wasn't a G1 except for the '84 JC and CB won every other time.
>>549033825>image didn't get postedNOOOOO! again
>>549033907only 13? It feels like you said 14 a whole week ago... I can't wait too
>>549033978>Look up uma's strategy>Check her out on affinity calculator>Get accels or shit that is hard to get from cards for ace runs
I've never gotten 3 star uma from daily pulls but I've gotten 6+ SSRs
My Single Mom Is A Uma Musume And She Is Hot?!!?
>>549034080So, Pump and Red Shift as always
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549033907I have 0LB KitaAll I need is pull 1, spark the banner and use my ticket and shard to finally MLB her
I don't want to play, did it finally happen? Am I burned out?
>>549034294>Maruzensky to nuke your affinity>In an age of whoever procs NSM, winsDid you wake up from a month long coma?
>>549034331It's over for umaoThey're done
>Misclick the skill point option>Saved by overeating eventkek
>>549032839I guess he is above average looking young chinese male
>>549034408I did 2 borrow runs at the last minute, then started the 3rd borrow and closed the game to leave it for later because I didn't want to keep playing
>>549034408You mean you don't want to play any more after you've already done your three borrow runs, right?
>>549034408I haven't done a single run in days, danchou is probably gonna kick me soon.
>>549034561you could say it's...umaover
>>549034429Affinity is a meme and you know it, anything above single circle is more than okayIf you have a good Maru parent who won enough G1s, this becomes a non issueI agree with you on NSM though
DANCHOU KILL HIMHE'S SHOWING SIGNS
>>549032839he would look normal for someone just living their life but for someone who insisted on shoving his face in the corner of all his videos for no reason he's very ugly.
>>549034782A lot of these danchous would be that guy in a zombie apocalypse who wouldn't have the will to kill someone who's been bitten. Weak danchous...
>>549034764i love these dorky ass chibis
>>549034261Sirius experts, would she really say this?
curren chan would hide her zombie bite in the apocalypse
>>549034561I've submitted my app to /uma/clubt. one of top earners
This ones for you, danchou!Would have been 700k if she didn't lose NHK Mile and Darby
>>549033882Day ruined from the startBros, are we getting dumber? Are we ngmi? Unity has been out for a while but I picked the wrong scenario for a borrowed run for the first time ever like a week ago. And now I have made the same mistake a couple more times already and anons seem to also do it a lot
>>549035063I was thinking of doing so as well, but I didn't want to come off as a clubhopper
>>549034408Just a little big more bro.
Rudolf cunnilingus but she has trimmed pubes tri color
>>549035063
>>549035140Not even 1M? I guess you can do it twice to compensate...
>>549035372dahby slowed down 1000%
>>549034920Doto would say this
Hello friends!!
is MLB Brian SSR better than King Halo? I'm genuinely losing my god damn mind, she does give slightly lower Power but is the extra power from King Halo really gonna matter that much? Brian also gives a whole extra 20 speed just in events, not to mention that at the end of the day, Speed matters more than Power, right ? Am I the crazy one? Please tell me I'm right I feel like I'm losing it
HARIKITTE IKOU
>>549035324And when you see it for the first time she laughs awkwardly and makes some horrid pun about it
Sex with Verxina
>>549035313are you even playing the game bwo
>>549035497Friends? with YOU!??!
Don't understand why anyone would be in a sub-A club. Like the bar for A rank is so low.
>>549035593
>>549035543so majestic
>>549035661Just uninstall man you clearly have better shit to do than play this game
ovr heroesand smart falcon
>>549035629
>>549035649i have friends
>>549035526SSR Brian is good on paper, but in practice she skews your speed too hard and make your power really bad1200 speed at 600 power is really not idealBrian's events are also only okay, since it still chunks your energy, and her gold skill is uselessSR halo has inoffensive events and being SR means she steals chain events from other SSRs less
>>549035841idk who these whores are except for Falco, my hero
>>549035526>0 initial friendshiplol
playing URA feels impossible now, your guts is just so bad you keep losing races
>>549032839i think he looks kinda average for an asian. biggest issue is his nose is pretty big. but this is coming from someone who is asian himself. people of other ethnicities probably have very different ideas of what a good looking asian looks like, especially if the main place they see asians are from kpop or other celebrities
>>549035841Have you seen Smart Falcon's record? Curren could never.https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Smart_Falcon
>>549035884Yeah but my problem IS speed, I just can't cap it with King Halo, Power never seems to be a concern though
>>549035526I liked Brian for mediums in URA because of her high hints. In Unity though I never use her.
I want to rape Teio while McQueen is watching
>>549035884>inoffensive events
>>549036016Yeah I cant go back after all the stats unity throws at you
>>549032839>>549036025Maybe if he stopped trying to emulate some anime character only to end up like Rice Shower he'd look slightly better.
>fail a 32%Cygames? What the fuck...
>>549035990I'm not exactly loaded with options man, Halo just ain't doing it for me>>549036142very true, that event can eat a whole entire dick
>>549033052any actual answers to this? i don't see any option to remove them when checking the umas i've shared. though all the cm5 umas i shared actually disappeared from the list and i'm not sure how
>>549035854And?
>>549035841put some RESPECT on falco's name
>>549036117it depends on your deck, but Halo is usually better since most people don't have an issue capping speed (except for Long CMs)
>>549036074>another uma with sundayman's bloodis there any good umamusume that doesn't have his blood
>>549035526king halo has double the spec prio of brian and doesn't start with 0 so it will rainbow more often and way earlier, so I'm not sure if brian will actually give you more speed
What did cygames mean with this Bonfire ASMR with Daring Tact?Why are they pandering to self-inserters so much?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI
>>549036142>>549036278>-1 mood is badyour dates with hags?
>>549036142It used to be very bad but now I just pick bottom then Riko
>>549036263>fail a 25% after posting thisCYGAMES! That's not how probability works.
>>549031196>reddit tachyon
>>549035649Asking seriously or projecting values onto lazy players that don't care?
>>549036280You can only share 5 umas so if you share more the old ones go away.
fuck it I'm sending it
>>549036016>>549036154I still use URA for parent runs but doing races for affinity has become bothersome. The update was supposed to make lates god tier but my Ryans for example keep jobbing full double-circle races.
Reminder that it's optimal to not go into the halloween event's mission list and to instead grab your wheel of fortune shekels off the gift box the next day
>>549036387@59:20 is top stuff they didn't need to word it out like this but they did
>>549036291>Dirt
>>549036541your power WILL end up in the dumps, but good luck anon
>>549036446>reddit cafe
>>549035649If my club goes B+ I'm jumping ship sorry danCHUD
>>549036640
>>549035649if my clubs goes B+ I'm jumping shipt. danCHUD
>>549036321everyone pre 1995? after that there is still some but not that many
>>549036074me on the right
Bros I nust was a 3* blue spark, I dont even care what the stat is. These parent runs are driving me insane, they're not even hard but it's so monotonous
>>549035497>>549035848Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi!
>>549037028i treat them as fan runs reallyjust listen/watch something else while training parents
>>549036593I didn't know they do this, but why is it more optimal? You're basically just grabbing it later
>>549036992>any uma born before 1995 is a fraud
we need to accelerate more, like 1.5x more
roll for kitasan black card or for mejiro dober my waifu
>>549036321
>>549037161It takes you a couple extra clicks to go into the halloween menu
>affinity is a memeNo one who says that believes it because if they did then they wouldn't bother running G1 races to raise it and make up for the lack of natural affinity
>>549036321Umas from before 1995After that there is some like Opera O, Doto, Seiun Sky. Curren Chan...
>>549036541MLB Brian card
>>549036291Is there only 1 G1 for dirt, I swear I've seen like 3 in game
McQueen? Why do you act so cute around Ikuno?
>>549037257our fuarking GOAT
So you telling the rabbit tactic is just gambling on the minuscule chance for your pacer/front to sniff Suzuka's cute petite butt when she gasses out to activate NSM?
>>549036541OI anonSTOP1 CREEK IS ENOUGH
>>549037424There's like 5 iirc, 2 on the same half of a month but different lengths
>>549037367i'm missing 90 guild points
>>549037327>Opera O was a mudblood that raped everyone even after Japan got the Sunday Silence patch
>>549037537yeseverything is gamble in this gamecept pacers, I guess. They're too consistent it's boring
>>549037424February StakesChampions CupTokyo DaishōtenJapan Dirt Classic
haha, hopeless stakesanyone remember that one?
>>549037424>>549037574>Wish there was moreWait for the burger scenario
>>549037367Why?
I HAVE 12 FUCKING STARS OF LONG, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 2 STAR MEDIUM PROCCED, AM I IN CRAZY LAND
>>549037602>do an opera playthrough>watch videos of his jockey>it's literally the same personality if he was a theater major
>>549036142i love king commendation practice
>>549037738Because it's better MLB and there's nothing better to spend points on?
>>549037424JRA has only two dirt G1s - february stakes and champions cup, other Dirt "G1s" are NAR which means they are JPN1 not G1 so in international context they are recognized as "listed"
>>549037767parents' sparks have greater chances you seething gaylord
>>549037729>Half the dirt CMs are on the same turnCygames, why...
>>549036523Huh, interesting. I wonder what the 10 daily share limit has to do with it then. I swear I had more than 5 shared though, had both some CM5 and CM6 umas shared at the same time.
>>549037880my other parent and all grandparents are all long you filthy shitskin
The coolest.
>>549037424We get more later
>>549037974Damn every uma is getting her shoes easy cept Bakushin and Curren
>>549037537It works if you've tried it. You need high wit for it to be consistent but it can be.
>>549037972>He's using mixed sparks that don't include turf and complaininglol come back when you aren't a parentless SHITTERenjoy the -1 borrow
>>549037424lots of dirt tracks get added during first anni, like 4 G1 in both day and night alongside a bunch of G2 and G3 to make running dirt only umas a lot more enjoyable I'm surprised this somehow didn't make it into the game sooner like the balance patch
>>549037885It's the same IRL
>>549037836Unless you want the hints there's basically no difference.
Fuku joined the 5 star gang
I love watching the Legend race because it's the theoretical CM race if everything goes perfectly well and my opponents are brain dead
>>549037983How many Kitasan do you have?You have the selector and 1 rainbow what did you do with them?Im pulling for Dober since I rerolled for Kitasan
>>549038120the hints help with bond, so you do actually want itNot like you'll ever be out of crowns if you're in a decent club
>>549037974>>549038065Scarlet...
>>549038351
>>549038351Your guts??
>>549038351glue
>>549038351Let me guess, no NSM
>>549038351Are pacebros the most cucked after the balance update?
>>549038351were you planning to use her during the next cm?
uhh... wasn't the borrow limit 5?
>>549038351btfo
e-eh...?
>>549038240only have the initial copy, and im saving those. i played at the start so i didnt have a chance to reroll for her. i also got really unlucky on her initial banner.
Reminder that there will be some races starting in about 8-9 hours and tomorrow will be champions cup
>>549038709wrong thread, retard.
How do I train Taishin? She's so moody
>>549038594Finally out of the cave anon?
happened to me too because golshi got brocked by 16 shitters
>>549038784wait for MANT
"uma with their eyes closed" is a good fadlove the "its so over" energy
Sorry Fuku, not letting you catch a break outside your scenario.
>>549038770lol
GO TAIIIISHIIIIIN
SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
>>549038351AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE>>549038554On long, definitely, unless you build very specific team compositions and gamble on NSM. I've tried several S rank pacers and they get annihilated by trash end closers.>>549038546Yes, she doesn't have NSM...>>549038590Yes but she gets absolutely blown the fuck out even by B+ goldships so she's not viable at all.
>No custom victory animation for theseWe have been robbed...
>>549038828It hasn't even started.
>>549038709what are the ALW (2 win) races? Also how are OP races tiered, or what is their purpose? Just ungraded?
>>549038976CM Golshis will umastan kidnap and rape her in the back
https://youtu.be/ElieXH8Fr0g>still no new uma anime announcement for 2026>tfw nip military band have no new uma song to perform in 2026 derby / Japan Cup for the first time since uma JP release in 2021>we won't get kino like this again next yearCome on Cygay do something
>>549038554>>549038976Maybe we are just understanding the game wrong>Late and End just get a midrace skill and late spam game gamble>Front are early race to Angling dominationWtf does Pace even want?
>>549039203Can't compete with the most overpowered ulti in the game.
>>549038120It has long straightways, right handed, hydrate and preferred position.
Being spooked by absolutely sexo umas I've never seen before is great, there are so many that fall through the cracks
>>549037983Mejiro Dober and it's not even a choice
>witgawds Tazuna x Riko screenshot has stuck with me since I first saw it>determined to try it with Goldshit for CM>a dozen shitty runs>finally get something workable out of yesterday's carryover borrow runPlease tell me I can stop training Gold Ship again. At least until the next long CM. Teio gave me Spurt on a cumbubble. Thanks Teio.
>>549038831why does fuku sound like bart simpson in the opening
>>549039372>uncovered belly buttonLewd.
guess the uma based on her shoes
>>549038684>i played at the start so i didnt have a chance to reroll for her. i also got really unlucky on her initial banner.SameI actually used 27000 ticket and got 0 kitasanI dropped the game for like a week and returned and rerolled with emulator and got 3LB and used the pity for MLB
>>549039247They do well when they get a track that can use red shift and SFV but on this one they have no acceleration skills other than Head-On and gambling on NSM/Highlander which really isn't enough to make them consistent winners no matter what your stats are.
>>549039603pasa
>>549039621I mean carats
>>549037168nice slander you fucking cow you should also stop smugging cuz you didn't have sundayman genes either
>>549039603Taiki
The age of saving will soon be over. I trust in Kita and Dober to leave me dry.
>>549037983Why not both? That's what I'm doing
>>549039208bro... CG is still going... they're gonna perform Koeru
i met agnes tachyons va recently and i got her to whisper sweet nothings into my ear
>>549039682So you actually have to lookup and understand the track instead throwing skills for pace. Kinda miserable 2bh along with higher stamina requirement.
>>549036541(me)Funnily enough, Brian was the only one that actually consistently showed up in Speed during Senior Year, Kitasan and Sweep were fucking gone. Creek also fucked me in the ass even though her 2 first Events fired during Junior Year but I suppose it could have been worse, Power was fine at least
>>549039865My post ends in evens then you'll get MLB in 100 rolls and dober in 30Odds and you have to spark both
>>549039993Everyone will have to spark her.
>>549039865Now let's see the paid count
>>549038351The Teio on the LEFT jobbed and fucking got 4th. The one on the right won, pictured center. I was planning on trying to build an anime Teio for this CM but it seems like a waste of a slot. I think I'll just send a Bobo in to cuck any stray pace promotes. Still not sure wtf to run as #3.
>>549039865BRO YOUR NTR CARD
>>549040071I accept this fate.
>>549039758>>549039846wrong!
Sorry danchou...
>>549040071Not me. she's coming in 1
>>549039980bro your stam???
>>549039113ALW stands for allowance. If a horse wins their debut or maiden, then they can race in a ALW (1win) race or higher (assuming they have enough money to their name to not get kicked out by other horses with higher winnings)Opens ar not really tiered, just as the name suggests, they are open to all horses, they are meant for horses that are not necessarily at a graded race level but have already won enough races to not be able to join more ALWs (the highest ALW i've seen in JP is 3 wins), there also listed races (like the NAR ones), which means their existance is reconginsed by the international horse racing administrative body and can later on receive grading if the prize money and quality of the horses that enter the race gets high enough
>>549038784Unironically bring Tazuna or Riko.
>>549039993>>549040071>>549040217Why is she always angry. That only makes me even harder
who here /cuppa/ rn???
>>549040236With 2 recoveries it ain't that bad, but yeah, I did lowroll big time when it came to arrow trainings unfortunately. I think I can definitely hit speed cam and stamina threshold with this deck though
>>549040115
>>549039956Yes, but it helps to do that for all running styles. The problem with pace is that they have the highest stam requirements, they need a shit load of acceleration to escape from the giga-acceleration lates and speedy end closers, and they need a lot of mid/late race velocity skills to hopefully catch up to fronts before they activate A&S.
>win against every ""meta"" team golshi+taishin+mayano pretty easily>lose everytime against the front runnersI'm nooticing
jiggie?
even curren chan's rubber boots are fashionable
>>549040515Paypig frontrunners are a different breed
>>549040515frontrunners are OP the problem is you need whale deck
>>549039993>>549040071>>549040163>>549040217
>>549040327Wonderful, isn't she?
>>549040159>Description (in-game): Increase performance on firm ground, boosting Power and Speed.>Description (detailed): Your Power and Speed stats are increased by 60 in races with Good track conditionWait, so is it for firm condition or good condition?
>>549040327Because you're a man (she hates men).
>>549040630Firm
>>549040159Is she at the start of New Track? We'll surely get free rolls again.
>dirters messing blocking the Donate to All buttonうざい
I'm so ready for Gemini Cup
>>549040159nakadashi top road
>>549040159Worse than Biko but she has a cool skill... when will the psyop end?
Every fucking Unity Cup run ends with my stats looking like this
Good girl Urara.
>>549041169Stop pressing the wit button.
>>549041169At some point you have to stop trying to build bubbles and start to focus on the stats you want
>>549040984just request dirt shoes too you fucking ape, its not like you're ever gonna somehow spend all of the shoes you currently have
>High-roll like crazy on Mayano in only two runs>Can't get Golshi any better than this even with the same deckGuess it's time to focus on making parents for the future and accepting that I'm getting B finals at best, unless borrowing Kita instead of Rice makes that much of a difference (deck i've been using is MLB Sweep/King/Flash/Taishin with 3LB R Riko, my own Kita is 0LB thanks to my atrocious luck, Rice is also 0LB but I got lucky in the free pulls for that one)
>>549041169show cards if you want but i also think it may be wit, remember we're no longer in mile cm, you can rest up
>>549041169You too hu->700 witbakayarou!
>>549040609>>549040610still the "goldship meta" is not the meta at all, it's just some f2p cope attempt at winning. If you have the cards to make an S rank Uma, you should just run seiun sky
>>549041169Use your blue balls on speed not wit retard>year 1 and 2 chase blue arrows and pop bubbles on speed / power>year 3 focus on speed
>>549041169Run races or go on a date on shit turns. 2 1 1 1 (or pick the top option first Unity Cup if you want to gamble and then pick middle once - if I pick top first and then top every time after, I take middle if I end up vs Turf Queens...)>779 witNeigha wtf are you doing
>>549041418I dont have a S rank Uma and I dont have Sky
>guts bomb>skip>wit bomb>skip>guts bomb>skip>wit bomb>skip>guts bomb>skip>wit bomb>skip>guts bomb>skip>wit bomb>skip>guts bomb>skip>wit bomb>skip
>>549039530Toreina-san PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BE DONE TRAINING GOLD SHIP
>>549041169>He fell for the massive WITard gaslightingYou guys shouldn't take him seriously. He's a nobody in JP community
>>549040281Thank youAlways love to learn more
>>549041615You WILL redeem the guts bomb. You WILL be happy.
>>549041169same but like this3 speed cards, single rainbows all runwhen the fuck am I supposed to train wit
>>549041903I'll redeem 1 (uno) wit bomb per run. I will not redeem bubbles on Guts. Period.
>>549041301now I have 300 more dirt shoes than sprint shoes... I still request the dirts because it's addicting, from the times when I only had 200 of them
My Gold Ship and McQueen have won one room match each. Good enough for me, throwing a failed top cun in and calling this CM done.
>>549041948Why do you cover up Teio sexo?
>>549041418yes, but it's meta for majority of playersno idea why piggies here still do gold Gold Ships
>>549042173I love the 2 star uniform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH-S7kVjlcc
>>549042263Unexpected but fair enough
>>549041169Pop blue burst on power > speed > stam > wit > guts
Hey, Fukukitaru how are you do-
>>549041948Can you still get costume events if you use the 2* uniform? I think it looks better on some umas that have ugly race outfits like Akebono.
Hello, I’m >>548910335 this anon from yesterday. I made the club, Autis/uma/.If you’d like to join now, or in a month when we can actually earn rewards,my trainer ID is 777438824907.See you all on the track.
>>549042457Fuku's trainer already calculating the nearest bridges, ready to intercept her next attempt.
Oguri Crap (as in shit)
>>549031160Kingdom hearts called, they want their $300 royalties for those shoes
>>549042514Yes, it's only cosmetic.
>>549039530>>549041652yep thats good enough for A finalsgood job, anon
>>549042220I can only assume they like to see their 1200/1200/1200 gold ship lose to some dude who procced NSM faster
missed a daily sale, it's over
>>549030958>>549040540Don't tell danchou.https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>549042530Godspeed young danchode
>>549035841Smart Falcon won more races though. Like a few times more.
>>549036291>>549036074wtf my cm3 falco was lore accurate!?
>>549041652>>549039530well retard you need to understand to understand that this shit is a slots machine the outcomes of which are determined by your account's assets, and that there's a range of results you can roll.>Please tell me I can stop training Gold Ship again.Yes, you're probably not rolling higher than that.
>>549042745Most players are lazy and just copy what others do, and most piggies aren't different.It's kinda funny actually that they bought all those cards only to reduce themselves to something almost any f2p that rolled on cards a bit can do.
Suzuka is so flat
ooooh Curren chan has Dominator for Sprintthat sounds usefulright?
>>549042530>not /uma/utismOne fucking job.
>>549038065you were saying?
>>549042825Falcon was in such a odd spot, he stomped all the locals on dirt, but couldn't win in the big turf races. So he looked like a bully picking on easy targets when he went back to the local races.
>>549043384>early racelol
>>549031160what happened to the cool vodka?
>>549042647was roppei a shit torena?
>>549031160Look at this fucking clown.
>>549042530rename it /uma/ buhi
does any JP anon know exactly when do we get more daily races?because I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a video where the JP version had extreme mode and other race types that gave more shit
>>549039603that's Curren!
>>549043740Calm down, extreme daily races are too strong for you, trainer. Maybe stick to the easy ones.
>>549031160bruh even biwa got a better outfit than this...
>>549043453They call him Smurf Falcon
>>549043656He just wants what's best for his uma even if it's cruel
>>549043432So this is how my short stint as danchou comes to an end…
WHALETARD BACK AGAIN Bring your best60504164
>>549042530quota? target rank? onlyfans?
>>549043740Very hard mode comes at 2nd anniversary afaik
Danchou... the flatliners...
my danchou is a dumb fucking nigger
>Try to make a medium ticket parent because she gets a 33% chance of a pink medium>Gets obliterated during long races due to medium B
Cinderella Gay is not nearly as good as Pretty Derby, there, I said it
I've lost it man, I can't get a single run off the ground this time.This is probably good enough for B finals but if I get put in A round 2 I'm getting eliminated.
>>549044419Which season?
>>549044493why did you cross pump?
>>549044276>>549044385
>>549044493>ASS (pace chaser)
>>549044642Gook tuber said it was bad.
Well?
>doto bought the coffee >then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally spilled onions sauce in it >then accidentally gave it to opera and didn't mention any of this until after she drank itor>doto is evil
>>549044047Thank you for the race anons!>Bakushin anon I kneel
>>549043906Anon, I tell you, I'm raising my uma potentials, I want only the strongest races to give me more monies
>>549031160Sponsored by Timberland(R)
>>549044068Goal rank is to eventually hit A, maybe. My plan is to, once we have a decent number of people, tally club averages and use that as a baseline for growth, moreso as a way to see who’s not contributing at all than to see who’s having a bad month. The name is not just for show.No OnlyFans, danchou feetpics are obviously complimentary to all members. How else are you supposed to get motivated to do fan runs?
>>549044751Fuck I cum in my pants!!! yes the typo is part of it
>>549044897YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST RACES
>>549044840She's a cartoon character who's personality trait is fucking things up comically in ways people would never think possible. It's the former.
>>549044734it's not bad it's just no worth it especially with tight sp. unless you had nothing, no corners, no greens, etc
>>549044504all of them but one in particular
>>549044840Doto is a known coffee drinker, she knows what she did.
Any way to clear out my TT team? Auto-fill fucked it up and lies about how strong it is.
tummy teio's shoes/boots are so fucking ugly
My two favorites are ready no they're not every run every day is suffering so now I need a third ace. Who should I go for? I have two ends so far.>pace Oguri >end Rudolf >end summer Spe
>>549044276>>549044385How do I motivate my club members to do their dailies at least
>>549045458End Summer Spe
>>549044734I believe he only said it was bad because he's running 3 front runners so he's making it trivial to proc for his opponents in cm
mambo
I hate that this is all I can muster on my highest of rolls, I don't deserve my horsegirls
sorry danchou but im playing [fotm game] this weekend
>>549045648They need you, howeverDon't give up!
Sorry danchou I'm playing with my cock this weekend!
Post more angry Dobers
If any of you name the flatniggers in club chat I will kick themBut you're too much of a pussy to do that
Witgod I kneel.
>>549046024
>>549044897My best races would kill an SS rank racer, trainer. A novice graded one is enough for a trainer of your caliber, de wa.
Dober... soon...
>>549044751everytime I re-read Creek's career I confirm more and more that she and her trainer fuck everyday
>>549045506Nothing you say will make them change, it is your duty to the other club members that actually give a shit to kick the flatliners.
>Guy I was following swapped his perfect power, long, groundwork Seiun Sky for a garbage wit medium Bourbon Get the fuck off my friend list fucking retarded nigger, no one is going to borrow Bourbon
>>549046759Ricefriends don't act like this, please delete.
>>549046759*steals your outfit*
No wonder I never saw angry Dober, her events completely change based on your gender setting.
>>549045648That's not bad. honestly. I bet you just need more luck.
>>549043950oguri sex when?
>>549046759Rice would say this
Mambofuhrer the unteruma are waking up...
>>549046759Rice would say this unironically
>>549047359uoh ToT so cute
>>549047216sis...
Guys can I get a (You) before going to work?
>>549047374WTF
>>549047374>google fuhrer day>it's 20 aprilum bwo???
>>549047557nyo
>>549047216This happened to me after a friend pranked me by changing my account gender
>>549047374Are there nazis in the uma world?
>>549047374Appropriate fukutard reaction
>>549047835
>>549047923She's just racist, that's different.
>>549047216my waifu
>>549047374>Flatliner drama>Danchou onlyfans>Nazi membersHow come mambo gets all the fun
>>549047835it's a perfect world, probably without usury so no.
I'm leaving /Uma/ Club for Mamno. Kick someone for me Mambo danchou. I am one of the greatest Tachyonposters here so you want me.
>>549046359i love seeing umas wearing bloomers
>>549047216
>>549042530#clublist so the anon sees it. Make a good banner new dancho (check the OP to see the others) & godspeed
umas for this feel?
>>549046024No.
>>549047091not funny, didn't laugh Rudolf
>>549048418Isn't that the kraut lady who couldn't control her horse during the dressage event at the last olympics?
>>549048201so heckin fun
Is it bad that i want to have sex with human hags?
>>54903633560 is "just" 18% better than 35 priority so not that big of a deal?
>>549048418kinghalogoldshit
>>549049098ok now do that across 70 turns
>>549049005
>>549049005Kitasan FAT
>>549047374>the Eisen reply in german>the stickersomething about clubposting is inherently always funny to me
>>549048418I remember this based horse denied a kraut Gold medal
>>549036335>>549049098>>549049181
>>549049005>hishi akebono THE MASSIVE WORLD CRUSHING GODZILLA GIGANTESS>height: 180 cm>aka 5'11"
>>549048786Yes
>>549048850>549048850yeah its better to be in a club where nobody posts in club chat because they're all in discord reposting xitter yuri fanart and sharing porn
>thought DAHBY anon was specifically dedicated to shitposting about Mambo>turns out he makes edits for every club[/spoiler]perhaps out of boredom now that Mambo doesn’t have drama[/spoiler]>not even all of them are negative>makes happy and celebratory images when clubs do well toowhat a cute little equal-opportunity gremlin dedicated to the bit
>>549049398>smug horselmao
>Turn before Kikuka Sho>Cards haven't given me a gold recovery >Best Foot Forward comes in clutch just in time>AIIIIIEEE
>>549049005>oguri not even top 50bullshit
>>549049005imagine having an umalet as your wife lol
>>549049478what edits do you mean? aside from the increasingly psychotic tickezo face that gets pasted everywhere that is
Ikemen status?
>>549047374Stop posting the club chat here! Mambo isnt the thread entertainer!
>>549030791finally we get to touch best boy!
>>549049478Dahbynon was never a mambo thing...
>>549049759castration soon kek
>>549049757hmmmmm................nyo.
>>549049889ouch
>>549049741
me as sweep
>>549050035
>>549049376I'm taller than AkebonoMy giant woman dreams are over
>>549050129Seven years of bad luck...
>>549050083what a duo
>>549049427>sharing pornWhat. Which where who? I want to share and swap porn... for reasons
>>549050282we share everything about our dancho at almondlove
>>549050212Fuji love
>entire classic year with no more than 1 speed card from 4 in speed trainingWe are reaching new heights in game rigging. Would be ridiculous to not reach speed cap with 4 mlb speed cards, kek.
>>549049224so the horses who came close to winning l'arc had body weight from 472 to 457 (pasa, festa, orfevre)how many fatties has japan been sending over the years?
>>549050212I enjoy the running gag of agnes digital randomly showing up in the background to gawk
>>549050475Wait until you dont get a single good rainbow in senior year
Oh screw you game. My ace runs have been going nowhere this whole week so I thought I'd do a random Oguri run to upgrade my TT one. Threw in some random 1* stamina uma that was the only one with dirt spark. This is the moment game decides to give me the best run in weeks with brilliant rainbows and everything going smooth. Of course it can't happen on CM aces.
>>549050212I thought TM Opera O was just a generic hypebeast because my only exposure to her was the movie, but I tried her career and I think I actually love her. She's a stupid theater kid...
Warning: Do not open unless you're ready
hishi mommyzon
>>549050892who the fuck is this w*man
>>549050892this game has a big amount of characters with blue eyes and I love it
>>549050892>taking ningen to onsentorena would NEVER do this please delete this post
I don't think I'm gonna make retention this week...
>>549050892>shes actually ningen>she has a scene at the onsenw-what?
>>549051434
I want the most hagmaxxed CM team possible. Older women ONLY. So far Maruzensky is a shoe in. I'm starting to realize that Seeking The Pearl seems to fit the archetype with her beauty mark and the weird wine aunt sunglasses she has on. Who is the third? It's not Super Creek, she's just a 20 year old girl with an ageplay fetish, not a real older woman.
What is the rate of failure on the second option anyway?
>>549048395#clublist, banner for ID 77743882490Thank you for your help, I will do my best to dan the chou.
remember not to leave your clothes unsupervised around your trainee
>>549051819>hagmaxxing without kaichou
>>549051940my dear wife luna would never...
>>54905182051%
>Guy I follow got rid of his his 3stam 3turf 3ura RyanAiiiiieee fuck yooouuuuu
>>549048418Good ole Gaia Force
>6–7 more careers to gosigh..
>>549051820It's literally 50/50. There's a reason why it gives you 60 fucking SP (literally more than any other event) AND one of the most generically useful skill hints.
Does unity change rests to give you more sleep depriveds or am i just unlucky
>>549052173No I get a shitload of them too. In my last career the first three rests I took were all sleep deprived. Thankfully it also seems like the incidence for getting the debuff from that event was massively reduced at least.
>>549052002>>549052139So I'll go for it I guess, just unlucky? So far I failed 5 out of 5 times in random runs
>>549052173>>549052286my record is 5 in a row with the last one getting night owl, it really feels unnatural
>thought I finally made the perfect ace>realized rice didn't finish her chainFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID I HAVE HOPE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I LITERALLY HAD EVERYTHING FUCKING MADE FCK DIE SPECIAL WEEK
>>549052371Run your MLB Tazuna
>>549049005>Lala is the heaviest Stay Gold Clan memberAnd here I was led to believe that was either Goldship or Oju
>>549038351the #1 loser...
>>549052371luck issue
>>549052445>>549052827I WON IT but I lost the first race man what the fuck is this
>>549041418>>549040515>I beat it so it's not metaThat's not how it works little bro.
>>549051991She doesn't have hag vibes but I suppose you're technically correct...
Ardan is so pretty...
>>549052103You really don't want to play the game huh
>>549051993How about this?
>>549038351To be fair I also lost my first try against this fuku. It was worth it to hear her smug voice lines next time I attempted, god I love fuku...
>Teio didn't lose the dahby or satsuki randomlyThis might be a good run...
>>549053216way too passive/childish
>>549052103
>>549053084She's so sexy too
>>549030883sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>549051991I need a list of all hag umas that will be released, pretty please, anon
>>549040515Frontrunners thrive without competition. There's very few people running pace or front this CM so if you see a front they're basically guaranteed to get every single one of their positional skills activated.I was considering building one without groundwork for this reason. If there's no competition for the front position you can just invest those points in late race speed skills.
>>549053019>She doesn't have hag vibes
>defining traints: ending the bloodline and being stupidnot a winning hand huh
>>549051991showa girls...
>>549053102Well yeah, I'm a contributing member of society who values their time. NEETs aren't capable of understanding that not everyone has 18 hours of free time every day
>>549053084
>>549049759The horse looks majestic as fuck, ngl.
>>549053471I'm sure there are more...
>>549052103It's just 4 careers anon. You can probably it in 3 if your cards are good.
>>549053512I recently got Suzuka to 3LB and Seiun to 1LB through tickets and daily pulls. It's a sign to train my Maru.
>>549053515I don't know anon, she comes across as an aloof aristocrat more than a hag to me. perhaps I simply need to become more Rudolphpilled.
>>549053408Public (hidden) sex with Ardan
>>549053617>in a 4chan thread>plays this game at all>values their time
>>549053617Sure. Now surely you don't need the rainbow shards since you used your precious time to wageslave and use the money earned like all other whales right
>>549049889Ironic that you posted the horse that will be bred to their dying day.
>>549053806Welp, I guess it's time to vibe to some music and grind through the evening
>>549053617I’m a student who works two jobs and still find time to do my three careers a day (albeit on skip and quick mode).
>Have MLB power Rice because I got insanely lucky>2LB Creek because I got unlucky>waffling over which one to use>pause for a moment>If both of their chains go off I get Swing Maestro, a skill I'm going to buy no matter how expensive it is, for extra cheap>both cards are actually good and worth usinganons... I've spent too long cooking at the deck screen, weird thoughts are entering my mind...
>>549053617uh oh wagie meltie, I'm telling your manager who will force you into a meeting
Now that we have a childhood friend uma the next logical step is an uma wife that is canonically married to her torena.>but anon, what about them being a teen?Have them actually being an adult that enrolled in the academy
There's 3 days til CM and I don't have a single viable parent yet. Do I just throw this CM?
YAMETEEEEE
>>549051993what did he mean by this
>>549042802gg
>>549054754My wife won plat with only A rank Umas in virgo. She didn't even use taiki. Never give up, this is a luck game. You can't edge out a lucky win if you don't even try.
>>549032839his hair is gay
>>549054613>I’m a student who works two jobsHow? I'm a Mechanical Engineering major and I work fulltime as a groundskeeper and I literally have to hide in a shed at work sometimes to get all my homework done. I hear about these single moms getting their nursing degree while they work 2 jobs on the side and I wonder how the fuck people do it. Maybe my brain is just too slow.
>>549054625Rice is very meh, her saving grace is that you can get insane amounts of Power very very fast if you use her with a card that also has good specialty priority and alright stats (i.e. Hishiama)If your trainee has 20% stam growth I'd just use both instead of taking any stam cards, since it should be more than enough to hit threshold with a few Stam sparks
>>549053935Her punny ways and the fanart of her in pantaloons leaves me in no way but to see her as a hag
>>549054676But then we cant make jokes about them being 17 like we do with Maru and Creek
>>549054964these people aren't engineer majors lmao
>>549054930>this guy's wife won plat>some other anon's little sister ran a 3 debuffer team just to ruin people's lives>multiple other anons talking about their wives and gfs playing this gameStop. STOP. I already feel enough shame when my oshis lose in CM just imagining I was defeated by some smug otaku loser. The reality that someone's wife could've beaten me is too much...
>>549042530Good luck, Danchou. Hope your club succeeds, or least becomes the new meme club like Mambo.
>>549054676As someone in med school for radiography, the answer is not a lot of sleep.
I'm out of clocks, wish me luck.
>>549055297we're all losing to little kids and girls all the time, I don't know why that's so upsetting. She didn't sit there gloating or saying faggy shit like "WOW JOBBER TEAMS, EASY WIN" she was just tickled she won. I don't think she even looked at the other team's stats.
>>549055469Grim...
>>549055398Meant for >>549054964
>>549055297you are losing to 12 year olds from india
>>549055013Ok hold on, I was wondering why my 3 speed/2 power/riko attempts were working suspiciously well. The power cards were Hishi and Rice. What is it about her that specifically makes this work?
>>549054964Honestly, I sleep about 3 or 4 hours a night. I was trying to flex but my lifestyle is NOT healthy.>>549055216Not engineering, but still in STEM.
>>549055580I believe in Oguri.
>>549055629She has high TE, like all other meta cards
La creatura de las potencias
I got my first S rank :)
>>549055994gohan blanco of umamusume?
>>549055629MLB Rice has power and stamina bonus along with 15% training effect. MLB Hishi has stamina bonus. When those two show up on power you end up getting almost equal stamina and power out of it and Rice on stamina isn't far off from being a stamina card.Base stat bonuses in general are pretty strong in unity because the base stat gains are quite low, lower than URA, and it takes ages to get facility levels up.
>Give the Uma you raised to a random dude>Eto..you will getto some star pieces, sometimesWhat sort of cheap netorare is this?
>>549055998S rank is only impressive if you don't have the usual whale cards and kitasan in your deck
>>549055629>>549055861Also bonus stamina
-3 borrow runs0 aces made
>>549056195>now even having kitasan is a negative to these peoplelmao
>>549033052Why are you censoring their eyes, JAV anon?
>>549055998Who was it?
>there are people whose wife or gf are in the same club as them>they're torn between either protecting them from danchou, or telling him to boot her ass because she's flatlining
I want to see Cafe trained with the usual Rice + Amazon combo with her 30% stam growth
>>549055524>I trained my umas for weeks just to lose to this guy's wife>She doesn't even consider me her rival or spare me a second thought This is the worst possible kind of despair. Why am I even training?
>>549034561>>549034331>>549030883umao is still looking for ONE umacutie who will do 60m MINIMUM.....
>Great run>Start low rolling in Senior yearAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>549056551Nobody thinks about you as much as you do. This is a universal truth. It should feel freeing, not despair.
>>549056402She is danchou and sex is the only reason you havent been kicked yet
>>549056673what a fucking dumbass
A S-Ranked club can't find a single person that wants to join their sinking shipSad
Choose your fighter
Do not use my Spe to shitpost
>>549056402That's pretty much the mambo drama, dancho's flatliner bf is still the lowest earner in the club btw
got jumpscared, might not even pull on her banner anymore since this just got me 3LB
Can I win the CM with Fuku? I like her eyes.
>>549056673>60m MINIMUMyada
This dyke, would probably suck your cock like an experienced whore and let you cum inside her despite not being on the pill if you were Oguri's trainer and promised her to have a threesome with Oguri cap later.
>>549056832I mean what did you think S stood for?
Very... plain.
>>549055297why are women so much better than umamusume than men?I bet that one anon's mom also got plat with her Taishin
didnt ask
>>549042692Thank you Toreina-san>>549043082Naruhodo
>>549057017yes but her power isn't great so you'll do better if you focus on skills. Her stat growth can be a bit fucky too, but she's able.
>>549057086When you get down to it this game isnt that different from stuff like harvest moon.
>>549043439You can't post this and not post deck/stats
>>549056062That would be Symboli
>>549057015kys
>>549057192What kind of deck should I run? All i know is I should use Eishin SR for late surger skills.
>>549056062As in peak.
>>549056867what am I looking at here bwo
>>549039530All those skills and no umastan? wtf bro
>>549057017Magic 8 ball says: Reply hazy, try again.
>>549032089>loses every long unity racePress x to doubt.
DO NOT RUN DEBUFFERS IN CM
>>549056867what am I looking at
Is this Teio cool? (Ignore the long A)
>>549057015what the fuck are you rolling on
>>549057086>there are women who play this game
>>549033806Isn't there a change eventually where you can clock even side races?
>>549044751I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>549056673Shouldn't you guys be asking for roughly 50M, since we're on the 5th already?
>>549057038SadSimpStupidSuckerShallowScummyShamefulSecond-rate
>>549057509Dont run biko, shes really bad unless shes MLB. Any other speed SR would do better.
>>549057509No Teio is ever "cool", them's the rules
>>549057350I always run 4 speed, 1 stam and borrow MLB riko. I am not the best person to go to for deck advice, I just know she can be made to work. In my testing she has 35ish% win rate and does well in test rooms I throw her into. She's a gamble choice but I've gambled with worse and won.
>>549057474My rabbit Suzuka have bunch of end/pace debuffs on her
>Long S>Turf S>sub 900 speedhaha...
>>549057086That's my mom, she won cancer plat with Taishin, virgo gold with Biwa and leo plat with Tickezo, she exclusively trains BNW for CMs, and rolled the Rob Roy card to mlb just so she could give Tickezo a gold recov for libra
>>549057370>>549057502trainees sorted by how much I like them.this link has been shared here many timessnep.pw
>>5490573504speed rice/creek riko. Don't sacrifice a better speed card to run Flash. As long as you don't bump any other running style aptitudes to A Unity hints will give you all the late skills you need. Also do her secret event for the slick surge hint.
Your trainee is now Super Creek,What you do?
>>549057350I tried this with 6power, 12stam. It's gotta be 4 spd, Riko and Creek stam
>>549057902her
>>549057902run
>>549057881you should like taishin more
>>549058042I would if she came home to me
I HATE THIS GAME BUT I LIKE THE CHARACTERS
I NEED IT TO BE THE 18TH ALREADY, IM TIRED OF BEING BRICKED
>>549057902
>>549057902paizuri_fellatio_cum_inside
Why would anyone chain themselves to a 60m quota for just a couple hundred more carats a month? That's like sacrificing an extra couple hours in runs to make back a single hours worth of carats on minimum wage
>>549055203creek is a teenager larping as a hagmaru is a hag larping as a teenager
>>549058245taishin would wear that shirt
Nobody rolled for Kawakami Princess
>>549057929
>>549058271Join a club where the quota goes down instead of up.
>>549058379Hi
>>549057902She will run the Satsuki Sho so she has enough fans for the Kikuka Sho.I'm running stam parents, 4 speed cards, Riko and Rice. Pressure+Head On+Slipstream+higlander are core, and Mackie's ult will hopefully give her enough of a lead.But it looks grim against Golshi.
>>549058379The curse of future sight.
>>549058271Why would I work minimum wage for some scraps you fucking jewish kike faggotAt least when working together with my dachis together towards the same goal I feel fulfilled and my soul heals
>>549058402That club doesn't exist.
>>549058396
L... La creatura..?
>>549057925Should i roll on the Rob roy banner if i like late surgers and have a spare 30k to throw at it?
>>549058379She should have 20% power growth like her lore and memes instead of guts
>>549058379I wanted to because I'm a Kingufag, but I'm rolling for Cafe. If she spooks me there I won't mind.
I rolled for Kawakami Princess
>>549058597don't be a pussy
who put all these rabbits in my horsegirl game
>>549058379I did
I think I will rape Satono Diamond
>>549058597You win that 21% of the time.
>>549057902I make her into a Classic Triple Crown Winner, Senior Autumn Triple Crown Winner, get her Epithet, and get her unique skill to level 5.Then after many years of dominating the racing circuit, we retire to get married and have lovey-dovey sex (we still engage in nightly babyplay.)
How do I tell King I want to have sex with her daughter without making her mad?
>>549058271Cause their currency sucks. I've seen guys go it's like 2 weeks pay worth of carats
>>549058141Same. That's why I don't even have the game installed. Never did. Never will.
>>549058597you have time, anon, don't sperg out
>>549058597No.
She will be able to survive the CM and win?also she got 3*sta and 3* med but her parents are 3* sta 3*long and 2* sta 2* long so she's not a good parent uma...
>>549058761you have to include her too
>>549055994>>549056062I like calling her "EL POTENCIAL DESBLOQUEADO"
>>549058584
>>549038035Do we get other G1s or is it just more Dirt?
>>549058597This is horse racingGamble
hmm yeshome
>>549058929It never clicked for me why they call the dish that based on the ingredientsThat's actually kinda fucked up when you think about it.
>>549058929>>549058761
>>549058918I build a long S taiki with about that much stamina and only one gold recovery, 2 small recoveries. She always gasses out at the end in testing rooms, sadly. Pace REALLY needs the stamina this time, it's not a "gaslight" or bullshit, they burn out hard.
>>549056130I blame Cygames for gimping artists. Otherwise we would have tons of Netokino already
Is the difference between 300 and 400 wit really that noticable
>>549056727>nobody thinks about youI know this anon. It's the entire issue. Everybody should be thinking about me, because I should be the greatest winner...
>>549059148Thanks! I wasn't sure if 1100 + 2 gold would be overkillI will try to get them the next run.Any tip about good skills for pace?
>>549059308A 300 wit uma will never beat a 400 wit uma at shogi
>>549057017Her stat growth is actually godlike. 20% stam/10% power, and she has 777 by default. her unique is weird and I've never seen it do anything useful but she can definitely win.
>>549059383
>>549058918That's still a decent to good grandparent probably, with those legacies you can start making better than average parents.
>>549059623>cock goes here
>>549058297
>>549057086I wonder if that anon whose mom thinks he's like Taishin won the CM with Taishin and then asked anon why he never wins anything
>>549059423No Stopping Me is pretty important, I have always had much better luck when I do end up with pace chaser savvy but on paper it's just 60 wit and field of view widened. I don't focus too much on skills because stats are hard truth, at the end of the day getting the stamina required and pumping power as much as you can is going to get more wins than anything else. I have an oguri with only 974 stam and like 1700 speed and 1700 power, swinging maestro and breath of fresh air and she has DOMINATED test rooms despite looking like she shouldn't be winning with that stamina.
>>549056929>vodkalook at what they did to my girl
>>549059623So fluffy...
>NSM has a cooldownfor what purpose
>>549059148Why are umas unable to finish any long race without gold recoveries even with maxed out stamina? Who designed the game this way?
>>549059308It's around 10% skill proc rate in addition to weaker midrace positioning or pace up (for fronts). Probably something you can live without in qualifiers but you wouldn't want to take that chance in finals if you could avoid it.
>>549059838
>>5490597791170* I am retard, すみません
>>549056929>no Rudolf as RudolphCOME ON, IT WRITES ITSELF
>>549059308Maybe not in short sets but it's 10% difference in activation of skills
>>549056929The bottom five look more "holidays" than the top 5 "xmas"
>>549059885irl most thoroughbreds are incapable of finishing long races
>>549056929Naturally, my precious wife, and Vodka
>>549056929Daiwa with her hair down is peak sexo
>>549058661>>549058745>>549058978>>549058875>>549058895I'm sorry
Lunachads: I'm announcing that I'm so committed I'm NOT gonna run goldship, since my own is too strong and would steal too many rudolf wins
>>549058918This looks really good. The only nitpick might be just 1 gold recovery might be a gamble with that witBest of luck, I would still hold on to her as an ace for this CM because of the highroll
>>549059929Shame, this is the best goldship ive ever rolled but she ended up retarded (i swear to god if i didnt get Biko Magnet’d in senior year it wouldve been perfect)
>>549060229blackpilled again...
>>549060229
>>549060102Maybe I'm retarded but the bottom 5 don't scream holiday at all if they weren't put below the obviously Christmas outfitsThey look like royalty or wedding outfits
>>549060254LiarCowardLoserHomoNon-white
>>549060229GET BACK HERE COWARDWHO AM I GONNA' RACE NOW?GODDAMNIT GET BACK HERE, YOU CAN'T DIE WE HAVE TO RACE
>>549056929Biwa sitting on my face
>>549059869*stops you*
>>549060461First is a reindeer, 2nd is grandfather winter
>>549060265I'd still keep her in case you can't make anything better by the time finals rolls around. Anons have won A finals gambling on worse odds, back during CM2 I think someone won with a 287 wit Golshi
>>549056929holy palmersex
Is this good enough potential Taishin bros?
>every opponent uma in the lobby proc'd NSM>none of mine did
>>549060698bwo.... your NSM?
Pace or Late for Pasa in Libra?
>>549060698without no stopping me that's a gamble, no sure wins
>>549056929I choose Dream Journey, I then have sex with her and end my turn
>>549056929tf is that kingdom hearts shit lmao
i have gotten 4 sleep depriveds in a row, how is this fair?
>>549060874Stop being so sleepy then
>>549060102You just lack critical knowledge Top Road Celestial Road is Grandfather Winter, blue instead of red is still a Christmas color scheme
>>549060757>>549060827Didn't have enough skill points to buy them, encroaching shadow and sleeping lion and expensive shit.
Now that the dust has settled, what was the Libra gaslight?
>>549060461I love Palmer one, she feels very xmas carol coded and is stupidly fertile
>>549060976>He's known for his long white beard, blue or red coat, and brings gifts, but differs from Santa by being taller, having a different home (Veliky Ustyug in Russia), and being tied to New Year's rather than Christmas in many traditions.So it's a winter holiday rather than xmas as I said.
>>549061045professor of curvature is a waste of points nine times out of ten, single circle long straightaways is a waste especially if it's on cooldown in the final stretch where the race actually happens
>>549060579They really missed the opportunity to make Rudolf a reindeerWhat a shame
>>549061045and yet you paid for professor of curvature, one of the lowest value per points skills in the game
>>549061048stamina as always
>>549056929Vodka got that KH2 Drive Form attire.
>>549056929ogurin is cute and looks very festive
>>549061048That Libra is a whale CM. All you need to do is hit 1k stamina to be able to run full spurt, then like 1100 speed and 800 power to compete, because it's all up to whoever hits NSM.
>>549061149Russia is still a very christian country, they're literally the same Fatty bearded gift giving cheerful man, just a little later on the month
>>549061196>>549061286>professor of curvature, one of the lowest value per points skills in the gameAlright I didn't know that, I'll stop buying it then.
>>549059712Yes, you highness!
>>549056673When Ralkos jumps ship, it truly will be over
>>549044419This image should be illegal
>No friend training on speed>No unity cup training on speedFUUUCK IS ALREADY SENIOR YEAR AND THIS RUN IS DONE
I added too much olive oil to my pasta, my dinner is ruined!
>>549061462He's already leaving, it's over. I'll start looking for another club to hang my hat once umaooo dissolves
>>549061196witgod said straightaway skills are important for libra doe
>>549061409>That Libra is a whale CM. All you need to do is hit 1k stamina to be able to run full spurt,on ends and lates(MAYBE) >>549061450when buying skills try to focus on skills that activate toward the end, things that will help your final spurt for sure. Rushing gale CAN be good if it fires in the final straight but it can also be a waste if it fires right off the bat. Homerun haste by comparison if it DOES fire always happens where you need it. Greens are also more valuable than people give them credit for, I'm not gay but 60 power is 60 power and firm conditions is easy to come by.
me on the left
>>549061295
>>549061196>>549061286Buffed professor isn't bad, we aren't on 1.0 anymore.>>549061632Witgod is right, Taishin wants less late-race skills and more mid-race ones because she has to compete with Anchors Aweigh.
>>549058379Wrong!
I think I'm smarter than everybody else for running a different team comp that has not been shilled at all. Am I dumb?
>>549061589you must've added a cupful, there's never too much olive oil
>>549061903You’re retarded
>>549061602/uma/ club poach?
McQueen failed 4 low % trainings and 2 were on summer... this run is dead (it was the last borrow)
>>549061903Only if you aren't winning with it.
>>549061903Show us what you're cooking
why do you guys so desperately want to be in front of the goldship anyways? it's not like you can proc NSM while in first
Ahem...I have a fuku with uh... 24 stam short from 1000, and 2 silver recoveries and swinging...will she be okShe's also a bit of a witlet too (372)
So did the Mambo revolution happen or not?
>>549061845
>>549062089Probably
If you're not running Gold Ship + Top Gun + Taishin you're retarded.>But I don't have TaishinRetard.
Do you guys think ill ever make it into a decent club or is it joever for me?
>>549056929XXX with Palmer
>>549061969Dantsu paizuri
>>549062172What's your fan total? if you can do about a million a day I'm sure you'll easily find one
>>549062057The further back a position the higher their top speed. Fronts have the lowest potential top speed, then pace, then late, then end. If the end closers get up to speed before you can get in front of them you'll never catch up and it's hopeless. It's part of why end closers but more specifically gold ship is so good this time, she gets going sooner and if her positioning is good will ROCKET forward once she's up to speed.
>>549062159Why top gun?You're not running triple end, are you?
>>549062103
>>549062092Nah
>>549062159I am running Creek + Grass + Eishin because they make me horny
>>549061815I'm Seeking the Pearl
>>549060834lewd body
>>549061887ah yes, this is pretty normal trainer and trainee behavior
>>549062275My other club randomly disbanded so idk how to check it accurately
>>549062527why isnt there an oversized cup tag? when a character wears a bunny costume they sometimes have the bra part hangingso erotic
>>549062340>runs triple end>matched against 2 front runners and runaway suzuka rabbit whaleehehe
bread doko?
>>549061703>on ends and lates(MAYBE)the point is the playing field is as even as it can be when it comes to stat requirements
>>549062089Yes because I(anon) say you will.
running three pace chasers to gamble on nobody bringing fronts so one of mine will almost assuredly get promoted to win
>>549062986>>549062986>>549062986
>>549061887I wish I could roll for her, I like the 5head tomboy more than I thought i would
1 month new uma player, is anyone here a nikke player? i haven played nikke in 2 weeks, fuck.
>>549063485Yeah, I still playNot sure for how long, thoughThis Christmas event, like many of the past others, fucking sucks.
>>549063485I haven't played it in a few months and I am pissed that I missed Nayuta. She's so hot.
>>549062852just need a guess. Like 3 careers a day is about a million.
