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This thread will not survive for long.
>>549675374>rape threadbased
>>549675374
>>549675374why are they so ugly
Reminder to ban all RynafagsReminder that bully all Cafe/Tachy/Shit fags on sightReminder to [-] all ritual sound bots
This thread will explode in five minutes.
>>549675374Spechud wouldn't act like this
>>549675497Gonna use some automaton magic on it?
>>549675324>deletedw-what does it mean
:>
>549675374
>>549675674how many uma speakis are there?
Release Cinderella Oguri NOW!
FUCK
>>549675324>The "I totally also make other threads" Ryancuck made thread earlier and earlier each day to push his own garbage threads inWe had trouble with mods burning us making threads too early before, after which people stopped doing early threads, THEN THE RYAN SHITTER CAME ALONG AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT!?Have no one to blame but yourself, (ryan)retards, we followed the rules fair and square as the indo tard mods told us to.
>>549675768
>>549675639>upset no one wanted to use his "upgraded" soundposts>resorts to calling others bots
how many threads have we gotten man
I just got my first URA Finale win. I guess Bakushin is kind of easy though.
Poor Oguri got no thread againI'm not her biggest fan but I love her new outfit
>>549675374Rape is a core part of /uma/ culture.
Get you an uma
>>549675930>Teitranny>Is a retarded bot spammeradds up
>>549675848But she's a jobber...
>>549675978Why are all your cards at level 15
Are you having fun, anons?
>"Xtrannys">"Xfags">"Xschizos">"Xshitters"
>>549676016That can do both
I HAD 4 DOUBLE CIRCLES
>>549675964How many stars in the sky are there?The other generals will learn that /vg/ is /uma/ clay
>>549675674how come this post isn't on the archive?wtf was it?
>>549676143>losing to teio
>>549676087I've done 10 fan runs in a row to earn enough monies to upgrade Cafe's potential to 5. I have a slight headache and my eyes are sore.
>>549676184
>>549675869
>>549675978Nice
Is it better to pull on double SSR banners or single SSR banners if I had the choice, but didn't want the other SSR?
>>549676102I know what she did to her trainer in hokkaido.
Digitan LOVE
>>549675978wholesome
>>549676016I need her
>>549676079I leveled them a bit with support poinst? Is that bad?
>>549676019>n-no uPathetic
Is Cafe good for you?https://files.catbox.moe/438nc1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3tg0bv.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/d5s7iq.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ix09ad.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mgxro1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jqfkd6.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/s9djsp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/x74u9y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mfwois.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/eeq1pf.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7fkb13.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jqrhz1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qm9q2i.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qm9q2i.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/p27dek.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2ponkq.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/xup462.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/0eq5y4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dhqpl7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/um5wtc.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1gclg7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwea8z.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/596qa4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mc4gs8.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/oa4qw7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/px35tn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/cmqwo3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/u9dpxp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/bn3s3d.jpg
wasshoi mambo, omatsuri mambo~u zabu zabu, yura yura, omatsuri mambo~~u
>>549676284Is there any connection between dober and digitan?
>>549675978holy KINO, save this image for your future self, I sadly deleted all my screenshots
>>549676087That depends if I win this CM6 roomBring 3 umas80389812
Borrow btw
how do you counter this during a race?
>>549675978Heh... the first Bakushin URA win... takes me back... good work newanon, we'll be waiting for you in the big leagues.
tldr on these cards? onegaishimasu
>>549676378genuinely have no clue who this uma is
>>549676397dober is a secret mangakadigitan is an otaku
>>549675978congrats bwo
>>549675978Yay! A newcutie! Awww... Good job!!
>>549676356Not at all, I was wondering why the levels weren't higher if anything, I'd recommend levelling some of them (especially Biko) even more.
mods raped the oguri thread
>>549676378i approve of tachycow
>>549676514meh at best, good to have if you don't have SSRs or even good SRs
What's counted for S-rank skills again? Do I just buy every cheap hint? Do golds matter more than whites?
>>549675978Finally getting to umapyoi after weeks of trying was immensely satisfying. Cherish the moment.
Say something nice about my wife, Agnes digital!
Brian...
>>549676492KWAB
>>549675978congrats torechi your first win is still a winthough listen to other anon, max out your cards if youre gonna use them at all (resources for leveling are basically forcefed)
>>549675978Based newfag, good job! Hope ya enjoy your time with the game!
>>549676378all of this looks like shit
Is Highlander good for End Cafe?
>>549676241what the fuck is this anon smoking we regularly stage at page 8 or earlier if we hit image limit without issue>>549676245My wife and my daughterwife
cute
>>549676087I have a headacheMy tongue has been burnedI'm down to my last borrowCM6 is not looking goodI want to order pizzaI'm ready to do another run of no rainbows in senior year
>>549676723it's always a decent gamble option
>>549676723It's straightaway spurt 50% of the time
Raisu
>>549676723No, don't ever take it. Acceleration at a completely random time is not useful.
>>549676671Trainer just dead-ass entered female horse baths
When is Zenno Rob Roy? Like in a year from now?
>>549676894>Brian>Female horseAkikawa....
Im going into casual mode. Only playing when I actually want to instead of forcing myself to farm. Not even using all my team trials.
>>549675978proud of you anon. Savor the feeling. get in an /uma/ club and trade some shoes bwo
>>549676584Will the new Oguri use this version in her unique skill? The other anime protagonists have their OP songs in their unique, but Oguri doesn't sing her OP
Rob Roy paizuri
>>549676492front and you win
>>549676632thanks anon any SR worth replacing for them?
these umas looks kinda cool...
>>549675374why is scarlet a chuuni
>>549676936What the fuck you can't do that you have to farm 24/7 for dancho
>>549676270I'm pretty certain the rates would still be the same, Kiryu-san. When there are two SSRs on rate-up, you should have an equal chance to pull both. The overall SSR rate does not change either, unless otherwise stated. So to compensate for usual rates, the rate of non-rate up SSRs are lowered so that the overall SSR rate does not change.
>>549676491>no spurt or NSM procsI'm having fun alright.
This last Cingray Arima Kinen race felt rushed, even the real race was more exciting with four horses being neck to neck at some point in the last spurt. Ryan also felt like a background character after being hyped as the last boss. I expected more, hopefully the anime corrects this
>>549676846isnt her christmas scenario just her fans thinking she is on a date with her trainer and cafe blushing like a tomato?or was that something else?
>>549677101>when silly horses attacksource for the clip?
>>549677057you can check this card tierlist https://uma.moe/tierlist
>>549675978enjoy it before the realization that this is a chinkbot game hits you
>>549677101this is how they steal our shirts
Reminder that losers who make a big funk about Top Gun and Nishino Flower should also make a funk about Inari One since she's child sized too.None of this 'short woman' cope when she's out.
>>549676671"Trainer? What are you doing here?"This image except her breasts are bare and she just doesn't care.
>>549676875>>549676867>>549676853Shame I didn't get any skill discountsCorner Adept or Ramp Up? I didn't get Long Corners sadly
>>549676894Brian probably goes to mixed or male baths. Or just baths in the wild. She's the wild lone wolf after all.
>>549676087no...I need Dober now
>>549677381oppaizuri
how many 10 pulls do we get if it wins?
Any easy way to watch the Arima Kinen this year or is it only broadcast in Japan?
>>549677187
>>549677402id take adept because it has longer duration
>>549676671>>549677384>>549677471RUDOLF(!) is so violent..
>>549677471giwtwm
>>549676270>One SSR0.75%>Two SSR0.75% and 0.75% while all the other cards are lowerstill, check the actual rates
>>549677337https://x.com/aidoruobake/status/1998656452777701582
This game keeps me awake at night. I think about the ace run that failed to cap speed and got stuck with 1100, just because the game thought it would be funny to deprive me of speed rainbows.
>>549677402Corner adept has a chance of going off twice and letting you double dip, so probably that.
>>549677523there's usually a chink restreamer on kick
Moar rooms
>>549677586I will gladly eat any veggies my wife gives me
>>549676270one because you have a slightly higher chance of getting an off banner creek or finemotion
>>5496774715 seconds later:
>>549677381
>>549677381Reminder Inari is shorter than Tamamo and Top Gun.
What's anal sex with umadol smart falcon like
>>549677625Ace runs are just so high stress. I need to fall back to parent runs from time to time where the stakes are just around whether you get a specific hint or a chain completes or not.
>>549676650Help. I remember someone posted a rating calculator before.
>>549676663I think she will be a good mother
>>549676563I think I get how this game works but I still have no idea which support cards are good (Other than Harikitte Ikkou). Thanks for the advice I'll level my cards.
>>549677532
>>549677787Delete this post.
>>549677620Thanks, gonna [sound] it>>549677748My cute wife!
>End S/Long S>no Spurt on CafeRIP!!!!!!
How do I force steam to check for an update?
no jiggie?
>>549677787idk, I don't go near that thing. Ask an oji-san. Any of them, they all know.
>>549677343thanks anonone last questiondoes this mean the SSR of bakushin is worse at LB3 and 4 than 0-1-2?
>>549677989restart steam?
>>549677989you can check the download screen or restart steam
>Me and my favorite Umamusume
>>549677902
>>549676894so why is it "dead ass"? i know what it means but whytheres neither dead people nor asses
>>549677989>update>just before CMis "it" happening?
>people are already doing scorpio cm roomsHELLA FUCKING GRIM. In the previous CMs, there would be people still doing test rooms even when the CM was ongoing, it's how I got to fine-tune my Virgo and Leo aces based on the CM match results. People just straight gave up on Libra. What the fuck.
>>549678040i am currently in another steam game i cannot exit out of for about 45 minutes>>549678056where is the download screen?
Anime creek just looks hotter. Never really liked the game version and the manga version looks like a man in the intense scenes.
>>549677630>>549677563Thanks
>>549678196I think if you hover over your library at the top of steam it should have a Downloads tab where you see stuff queued up for downloads for updates and stuff. I dont quite remember how to access it
>>549678056>>549678196Okay I found downloads but there is nothing there
>>549678184there's nothing left to know about Libra once your testing finds out that the golshi that hits NSM wins every time.
>>549678184L*ng sucks
>>549677998line go up means card gets better with each LBThe letter tier goes down because some other card (Kitasan) goes up even faster and becomes S+
>>549678214Need a nursing handjob from anime Creek...
>>549678184You are 9 days late
I can't make scorpio aces until kitasan rerun.What I'm supposed to do in the meantime? Parents? For what? Holidays Oguri?
I'm gonna use my last borrow to start on Scorpio, anyone have a guide? I don't have any of the good umas...
>>549678621Fan runs. Make your danchou proud.
>>549678621i'll make mayano a parent
>>549677381Reminder that Tamamo and Inari are older than Creek and Oguri
>>549678782Danchou can go fuck himself he's flatlining harder than me.
>>549677998no, the number is the power level and the rank is how it compares to othersif you only have 0~2LB cards, your Bakushin is the strongestbasically, you check the rank if all your cards are same lever, and the power level if you have mixed levelsthe most obvious is Kitasan, which goes from A to S+ between 2LB and 3LB, at 2LB (2567) she's worse than a 3LB Sweep (2651) but at 3LB (3310) the only card that is better is MLB Bakushin (3414)
>>549678102
>>549678621CM9 is sprint and CM10 is dirt, it's never too early to start sprucing up those parents.
>>549678875Mayano would say this.
Which uma gives the best footjobs?
>>549678621KURISUMASU oguri
>>549677381Is she actually bratty, snarky, aggressive? This is VERY important.
>>549678875Word.
>>549678905
>>549678184bro everyone has their libra aces by nowits like 3 weeks until scorpio
>>549677523Bookmark this link because we always watch keiba in herehttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>549678796Only after tom cruise has a word with you.
>>549678756It's Spurt+NSM all over again. Also Highlander and 1.500.000 CC will be highly sought after. Late Surgers are back on the table. I hope you rolled for Digitan
>>549678886>>549678459I think I get it nowthanks anons
>>549679156
>>549677381I try not to overpost with uma that aren't out in global yet.
>>549675978I hope you watched the concert, too!It's good to cherish your first Umapyoi.
Rabianon is the best /uma/anon
>>549679209I did actually, glad I can use her again
>>549678908>Dirt>MileTaikibros, we take those
>>549678989Taishin
>>549679439>not tanukinenSeriously, are you even trying?
>>549679574im probably not going to post this one again so feel free to rename it and post it a future thread
>>549679439very cursed
>>549679727Threesome with these two
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>549679156Finally, I'll be able to kick it with /uma/
>Teio leaving Biwa Hayahide in the dustImagine losing to Tokai Teio and she didn't even use Teio Step.
Xmas Oguri is ugly, too bad the new one takes 3 more years to get
Komi is the cutest
>>549679948That's not fair, Biwa was running with her trainer's cum inside
>>549680013Can't you just change her outfit?
>>549680013her design is kind of low effort desu
>>549678989Rice
>>549680031Based>TBS>1042x576Not very based
>>549677381I can't wait to see this titty monster animated.
>>549679149
I got sick as soon as I pulled Cafe. Did I get cursed or something?
>>549677620>>549677964
>>549680297Her friend is secretely mindbreaking you
sometimes when I see a turbo (you)bait childhood friend, I can't help but remember that time I rejected the "want to get married when we get older?" of an older older girl I liked, because she had shoved my friend into a stack of tables (or some equally stupid but kind of unhinged) shit earlier that dayi probably would've ended up fumbling her anyways, I guessuma musume
Can someone post their Scorpio Taiki with deck and stats?
>>549680291
>>549673252Hags..
>>549680484Questionable CF you had there
>>549680484you would have just been a domestic violence victim anyway
>>549680452Oooh, jackpot.
>>549680669Hot
>>549680434The sound doesn't really add anything but ok
>>549680114Oh yea, I forgot about that
3 speed, 2 power, and a pal for Cafe?
>>549680756>Higher res and better quality>Hur durI don't remember asking lmao
>>549680821Scarlet's agemasen skill wont work on late surgers
Any anons here have that gif of Rudolf doing the little hand gesture thing?
Bros, I think Cafe's career is too spooky for me...
How meme is triple pal deck?
>>549681062Play it alone and with the lights off
>>549681062There's nothing spooky about it.Now open the door, torena-san.
>>549681062Then open the door and let the ningen protect you :)
>>549679772I'll leave the low effort reposts to one of the ritualfags, that's more their bag.
Wasn't there an anime similar to Cafe's story? Mieruko or something?
>Go to the city>Think everyone is trying to do things to you
>>549681062
Uma are inferior to ningen women simple as.
>>549680885My browser scales both down to the same height anyway and they both look the same to me
>>549681062>>549681335DO NOT OPEN THE DOORDONT LOOK OUTSIDEDONT TRUST THE FUNNY WORDS COMING THROUGH THE DOOR
>>549681264
>>549681179I was doing that (it's the middle of the night where I am) but I'm very bad at handling scary stuff so I had to turn the main lights on...>>549681198>>549681335>>549681390>>549681425I don't like this.
>>549676378hot as fuck, pls never stop posting more like this
>>549681062You better don't start lacking bwo..
>Chilling in other general>Some anon posts a picture that has Opera bird>Reminded that I still don't have Opera despite her being my favorite uma
>>549680821your maestro?
>>549681595Those notifications don't work on my phone. Is that a real one or an edit?
>>549681616
>>549681391ninges can only wish to do something like this
>>549681384DAMN... chuds look like THIS?!
Man, these rates are ass
>>54968065487 years old....
>>549675978holy SOVL
>>549681595>>549681694
>>549676087Yup
>>549681825I've only just started her career but it definitely seems worth it so far.
>>549676790My chinpo has become the Ochinpo
>>549681496Don't worry bro, there is nothing to be afraid about
guess the blue :)
>>549680594>>549679149>>549678905>>549677902>>549677187Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>549681806Torena-san was rubbing up on her legs for a reason.
>>549681784>>549681987>>549682268
>>549681384i see now why ass wonder wanted a piece of that
>>549682351Guts
>>5496823511* wit
>>549682362
>>549682458>>549682450almost had it...
if odds, i'll rape (You)if even, i'll kill myself
>>549681960Grandmommy nursing handjobs.
>>549682268I'm really loving this game don't tell my danchou
>>549682642goodnight sweet shrine maiden
>>549682405
>>549682773Based.
>>549682642You'll be much happier if you rape me instead
....
>>549682642Your life is worth 1,5 million fans. Get to work.
quick i gotta post yet another literally who!
>>549682970Gotchu
quick i gotta post another brown hatefueld rage post!
Why does Mcqueen have so many events about food?
>>549682467
>>549683109that's not a literally who, that's the Taishin hater!
>>549682882>"Dumb bitch you'll get brain freeze if you eat it that fast">Does exactly that
>>549683145She is the Piggie of the Mejiro ClanSimilar to Oguri (the grey Glutton) and Chud Week (the supreme Fatass of Japan)
>>549683287no one said the path to being the fastest would be without pain
>>549683145Pure coincidence desu wa
>>549683287She doesn't have much brain to be frozen
>>549683109damn Umamusume A has a rack like THAT?
>>549683453Sounds like another rolling target to me
>good speed>good power>good stam guts and wit>s medium>kitasan didnt finish>rice didnt finish>3* speed>2* turfSUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER
>>549680668>>549680669...I was in the middle of writing she was actually really sweet and then realized I might have a legitimate repressed memory there. I remember her saying that, I remember mockingly responding along the lines of "I would've said yes if you hadn't done that to my bro"...And then I have no recollection of what happened. I know we drifted apart. I remember making a "game" out of hiding (usually behind an adult) when I passed by her house, and other stuff like that. But I can't remember why... Isn't that the kind of thing kids do after physical abuse...?Also the dude she shoved was (and still is) basically the nicest guy ever, so thinking back, it's weird that she assaulted him like that... Pretty sure it was over something stupid too...
>>549683453
the fuck is this name
maybe if you jp fags spammed in your own thread it wouldn't be so dead
Be careful to not say you wanna be an Trainer around young Umas........
>>549683864ignoring the ESL, who else would be an oppai loli uma?
>>549683913Rob Roy
>>549683864It appears this is a thing.
>>549683864Marked by umas who arent even in middle school yet...Currens trainer knows of this fate.
>>549681264She's cute even inside the mask.
>>549683640Literally everyone does that, old and young. The moment the brain has a painful memory it tries to repress it to avoid further damage. To freely quote my mother: Birthing your child is the happiest memory a woman can ever have, but the way there is insanely painful, tho oddly that part will ALWAYS be forgotten.>Pretty sure it was over something stupid too...Kids do that, especially woman lmaoDon't think too much about it, let bygones be bygones and all that, not like it can be changed.
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>549684043>marked
>>549684164I want Rice to act like this.
>>549684164i want to lose my virginity to rice in a rape-off
Is Umamusume the last game for heterosexual men?I tried the new update for Warframe (yeah trash game I know) and they changed the Male and Female options for Body Type 1 and 2And not just that, they made all the females look like ugly bitches by changing their athletic bodies for fat whales with no breast or butt definition kekI uninstalled that shit right away
>>549684164Yes! I am pure and ready to marry a nice young lady.
>>549683913Sunday
>>549683703Why is every sprinter except Nishino an idiot?
>>549684313>Warframe became a PC shit holeOh how the great have fallen
>>549682773>>549682902I need to get back to it now that they fixed the bug that cucks you out of other endings
>>549684414>Curren is what passes for a wit sprintergrim
So does the URA finale last from january to feb?because it's after arima and takes 6 turns or does it exist in some weird time limbo anomaly and doesn't count?
>>549684164I plan on staying a permavirgin until sex robots start existing so I can buy a husbandobot
https://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/1998875685428015340?s=20 Yeppers
>>549683703>bakushin goes through the bridge>calstone is the one that walks on waterOOC bakabut I like the implication that Bakushin got lost in 9 different ways in the time it took Calstone to get there
>>549684382i'm the chef btw
>>549684313It'll come back around once the gaming industry crashes. Triple A studios are dying.
>>549684417But it was always on PC?
>>549681616They really should add the ability to trade umas. I can't stand TM Opera O but already most of the way to 5 star her because the game keeps throwing her at me.
>>549683864>Meet younger Uma girl>They tell you to get a job at Tracen Academy>"Surely they wouldn't remember that right?"
>>549684531qrd?
>>549684589Shut up Ricefag
>>549684487So should I, but I always find ways to avoid it cuz I'm a spooked bitch.>>549684528>Late AutumBITCH ITS WINTER AND NEARLY CHRISTMAS>>549684589Snarky cunt.
>>549684528
>>549684589
>>549684528hope all gutsfags are ready to farm this event out as soon as possible, Bijin's card is stupid good despite being F2P
>>549684562Pierce Brosnan...
>>549684842Good, sure, but is it sex?
>>549684414Traded brains for speed
>>549683206
>>549683864>Getting groomed by horse girls so you will later groom them
>>549684562
>>549684906Curren is in the background so no
>>549684735>BITCH ITS WINTERActually it's still Autism, Winter solstice is in 11~12 days in the Northern Hemisphere
>>549683965
>>549684906maybe
>>549685053Its a cycle enforced by both society and tracen academy in orde
>>549685083
>>549685120>ask before thinkingI think a LOT of umas do this...
Cafe won this. Sorry, Tickezo, but arms don't count.
>>549684842As long as they keep the 2x TP for 2x rewards system I'm ready to grind
>>549685085Nerdy bitch ass whore.
>>549685120Purple
>>549685185>askholy fuck kill me
>>5496850851. Shut the fuck up, Falcon2. IT'S WINTER TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
>>549684842 I already have the SR at MLB. I'll use it for MANT.
>>549685085>Actually it's still Autism>checks threadYeah checks out
>>549684516Huh?
AHHH I CAN SMELL THE UNBRICKENING FROM HERE
>>549685083wait, this isn't the NSM yeppers card...
>>549685085Thanks, Falco, we can always rely on you to provide us with excellent posts, unlike that devil who I shall not name.
post shomething shmart
>>549685435
>>549685421That's the wit yeppers, which already came and went.
>>549684842Looks very mediocre outside of gambling corner acceleration, winter skills and fan bonus
sent an invite here >>549607964
>>549684971I need to thrust and thrust and thrust into Ardan's cleavage
>>549685214it's permanent, and they pretty much never change story events again outside of adding more rewards
>>549685549>post shomething shmartwhy did you post something dumb then?
>>549685571I love gay horses
>>549684105Oh I don't mean that I have any serious regrets over fumbling a girl as a kid 20 years ago. And back then I certainly didn't give a shit, I didn't even realize I had screwed myself over until way later.What I was getting at is that maybe she wasn't as sweet as I remember, maybe there's a reason I started hiding from her, maybe there's a reason I have no memories of her at all after that, and maybe there's a reason why my dad, who always teased me about her, stopped mentioning her altogether (and reacted awkwardly when I did).All around, it's making me think the "you would've been a DV victim" anons are right and I might've actually gotten the snot beaten out of me or at least gotten a comparable scare.
>>549684313Wait seriously? I wanted to play Warframe again after playing DNA so I was going to install after work
>bro you need 1700 stamina on long tracks or you're gonna DIE bro>you max your stamina to be "safe">((((they)))) beat you with the extra power and skills they can afford from not following ((((their)))) own adviceYou didn't fall for it, right anon?
We need Jeremy Clarkson to shill uma
>>549684164Real women are fat and old. What do you want me to do?
*plays umamusume once*
>>549685748I can't believe anon got raped by his cute childhood friend...
I must ask my strongest weebs, what type of food would Tamamo cook for (you)
>>549684164Yeah, I'm saving my virginity for my future wife, hopefully no uma would rape me during my trainer days
Danchou, I deserve a breakI've been farming non stop and you don't want to kick your flatliner boyfriend because he visited japan
>>549685848she don't got no food bwo she's poor as fuck
>>549685571this is yaoi
>>549685848Sketti
>>549685748Honestly, I'm lonely enough that I'd take being a domestic violence victim at this point
the PROTAGONISTS of uma
>>549685795every man should mount a horse at least once in his life
>>549685848Now that she's rich she can partake of LUXURY soups like Campbell's chunky.
>>549685914Just like me... Haha...
why is Cafe the way she is?
>>549685848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxJXquB3YiM
>>549685794B-But what if I like them like that...?
>>549685795Owning and taking care of a horse is more expensive than owning and paying a phone plan.
>>549685973I'm gonna need a rundown of Rhein
Are Tachyon posters... good posters? Hmm, I don't think that's it...
>>549685973>Teio Macdonalds
The races you watch are purely visual, right?The numbers are ran in the background, and the models make do?Cause I had one race with Cafe where she was going to lose to CreekCreek a lengths ahead, and the camera was two angles away from the finish lineYet, once the camera went to the finish line, despite no other skill activations, Cafe just comically zoomed past the finish line as if someone had picked her up and dragged her across
>>549685929fuck you
>>549685748>maybe she wasn't as sweet as I rememberMaybe not, maybe she was. Impossible to tell. I get your thinking of course, hard not to think about it at some point.>and reacted awkwardly when I didLmao, that one I didn't expected. Repressing some unwanted memories is one thing, your parents going "H-haha, yeah..." is something else. Probably nothing to worry about, but funny nonetheless.Let's stop this gay topic and listen to some fun and comedic music instead!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI1H9A-4-ks>>549685972Famous last words of a dumbass. Again, I get the idea, but the long, and especially short term damage can be immense.
>>549685848every uma housewife should know how to cook curry
>they even swapped her medium and long stats>ult has a bonus for the arima kinen racei have NEVER seen this level of rigging in any gatcha
Explain the bot thing and why's sweep a bot?
If you were dating a schizophrenic that talks to imaginary people, you would be creeped out and not charmed like you are with Cafe.
>>549685616based and same
>>549685792Anytime I run a Speed and Power deck all I can think of is Clarkson going "Speed and POWER"And then during rainbow power trainings I play the "POWERRRRRRR" clip
>>549686190There's the uma version of this with daughter/wife. Anyone has it?
>>549686059That's what coffee addiction does to you
>>549685972the thought of it is comforting in a way, but that may be the devil whispering in my ear
>>549686249Cuz it's the (new) makers waifu, I guess.>Explains the thing that the git page already explains.YADA!>>549686230>8 8 14Fuck kinda stat bonuses are those??
>>549686230Her evolved skills have bonuses for Arima too. And there's an Arima Kinen CM coming up.
>>549686256who's talking about dating Cafe?
>>549685848canonically cooks takoyaki for (You)
>>549686314here you go esl kun
>>549686249It's a forced meme being pushed by the schizo who stole the bot code.
>>549685758Fat ugly body, chicken legs, broad manly shouldersShe looks like a slugBefore she had an athletic body
>>549686256If that schizo was Cafe, then I would beEspecially when we can ask her phantom buddy to locate random balls of seaweed to good enough effect
>>549680576help
Where does /uma/ stand on the debate that they RIGGED Oguri's last race?her only opponents were jobbers like ryan and muteki.
>>549686159imagine being spooked at night by those yellow eyes
>>549686256Actually I do this so I think it's something we could bond over
>>549686413My friend is>>549686256>implying I don't have first hand experience
>>549686289>>549685792I knew that my complete rewatch would come into play rather quickly!Reminder that Hammond is actively being NTRd by his horses.
Which one of you is this?
>>549685848do you guys dont read these?oh wait>/uma/ Umamusume General>readingnevermind
>>549686256I've met someone with schizophrenia and they are actually pretty normal (personality wise) and honestly I think they got attached to me for a while but got over it.
I cannot for the fucking LIFE of me fucking FIND an el condor or summer maru parent for my front runner AAAUUUGGGHHH
Hmm i think i recognize this twitter users artstyle...>only started posting again recently after Xaea got nuked a second timeHmmmm... maybe im just imagining thingshttps://x.com/TheFlatfacadeds
>>549686210Getting stabbed once or twice for the sake of love is just a matter of course at the end of the day>>549686376It's the thought of anger being a sort of emotional investment, and physically lashing out ends up being an expression of that. You can logically understand that it will probably end up poorly if you allow it to continue, but like, they care about you as long as the beatings continue right?
>>549686660My game loads too fast so I never get to see those. The only one I remember is Teio holding the record for her forward bend (????????????)
>>549685848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfMzr7EL4w
>>549686287
>>549686256I would if they were cute
i fucking hate kitasan and super creek
Ogrui SEX
>>549685972Cartoon brain. People who randomly beat up people are just impulsive. This means low iq. It's not funny like in anime. Everything is insanely infuriating, can't plan anything, you have to hold their hand through everything, nothing works.
>>549686528More like Ryan fucking sucks and can't even beat an old and busted Cap (which means old)
>>549686287she looks so good wearing white clothes
>>549686921PAWGuri Clap.
>>549686660just because that's her specialty doesn't mean that's what she'd cook for you
>>549686721>is just a matter of course at the end of the dayNot when It's a literal stabbing, then you're just roleplaying a stroll through LONDON(!).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWxDMNDz-4
>Triple distance
>>549686660anon, those are poor people food
>>549686795>>549686951
>>549687091are you gonna reward her afterwards?
Fraud.
>>549687091Long was a mistake
>>549687141and?
>>549687141>he eats only lobster and wagyu beef
>>549686941why is she wearing a leotard?
>>549686689Best I can offer you is my Pasa grandparent
>>5496872202 more months, just 2 more months...
>>549687226The best I can do is fry a ridiculous amount of tendies or pork loin katsu and top it off with a comically large bowl of rice
where did these disgusting ardanfags coming from
>>549687091They paced themselves well during the long race. In the end, special week was still late
>>549686721>It's the thought of anger being a sort of emotional investment,>but like, they care about you as long as the beatings continue right?Of course not. Stop reading homosexual texts written by women. Run 30 minutes every day.
>>549686256I would as long as she wasn't hearing voices telling her to stab me
>>549687536based
>>549687515are you a fag?
>>549687412Fuck it, lemme see if this works for my seiun. I wish I could just have that condor itself!
>>549687271>the horse girl who runs around flirting with adults and making airplane noises isn't qualified to actually fly oneShocking.
>>549687341Yeah shit's cheap in Japan
Is Red Shift good in Scorpio?
>>549686721>It's the thought of anger being a sort of emotional investment, and physically lashing out ends up being an expression of that.exactlytoo bad I never go outside (except for cons) so finding someone is near impossible
>>549687416>>549687667
>>549687746>shit's cheap in Japanlollmaorofl
>>549686256Cafe would lock me up in her basement to """protect""" me from """ghosts""" (they don't exist).
>>549687768late/end yes, pace/front no
>>549686474Bwo thanks but can you point out what in my previous post gave it away that I'm ESL...? I'm trying to improve but being taught by sitcoms of dubious content and crappy pop punk wasn't optimal
>>549687841>he doesn't make American money in a poor Asian countryLmao!
>>549687746If you're a wealthy tourist, yeah.
>>549687220
>>549687746no it isn'tall the japs have been fucked off the last year because rice is $20+ a bag
>>549687824so cute
>>549687412>>549687681DELICIOUS. EXACTLY what I needed with the exception that I wish I could get more speed stars, but the stat sparks are whatever. Thank you anon!
need sex with mares
>>549686542
>>549688112for me, it's juvenile fillies
>>549687515your mumlol
I can't stop fucking my gyaru umas
>>549688112You would not survive.
>>549688040Umazing
I like Ardan but I think she's too good for me.Can you guys give me another wife?
>>549688159beautiful
>>549685848The real mind exercise is thinking what type of stuff Tamamo would cheapen out on>Will brew only cheap instant coffee>Doesn't meal prep and instead buys frozen food/Will buy sacks of rice, beans or oats and leave them near the kitchen>Will drink tap water and fill up a water bottle with tap water over and over again>Would not tip of given the choice and will absolutely never buy takeout>Will use an old shirt as a cleaning rag>Uses trash bags as grocery bags>Soap will be used for almost anything cleaning related>Doesn't pay for streaming websites and opts for books, the radio and YouTube >First date she will download 30 random movies from a shady torrent website and will reject going to the cinema>Gym gets replaced with bodyweight exercises and jogging
>>549687707She needs to stop flirting with me. Other torenas are giving me weird looks when I walk the hallways...
Sleep deprived genuinely needs to be removed from the game. What the fuck are you meant to do in a run when most of your rests end up sleep deprived?
>>549687972>>549687918
>>549686927That's just normal? People are stupid and impulsive, especially women.>>549687536Cardio is cool. Good advice.>>549687794Then find someone at a con. Nerds have a higher rate of being obsessive, which lends itself naturally to abuse.
>>549688372>First date she will download 30 random movies from a shady torrent website and will reject going to the cinemawhy are you making a girl pay her share?
>>549688274marry Chiyo
Uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
>>549684562thank you for your service.
>>549688548
>>549688562Fuku
>>549688624Misclick well now I look like the retarded pornspammers, fuck
>>549688548Mejiro Noot
>vacuum lipspeashooter lookin ass, who the fuck finds this erotic?
>>549688536holy fucking cute!
>9000 itemsI should organize my downloads folder
>>549688510She already melts down when you buy her mildly pricey food, she is absolutely not letting you waste money on movies
>>549688793have another one my friend
>>549675374I cant wait to get my free Spehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXO5bHjJpY
>>549688854hate stingy bitches...
https://poal.me/lzg3u3https://poal.me/lzg3u3https://poal.me/lzg3u3
>>549688947It was inevitable
>>549688372where do i find a girl like this
>>549688756arctic peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnmAi53H520>>549688896hugely appreciated, thank you!>>549688372>>First date she will download 30 random movies from a shady torrent website and will reject going to the cinemayou make it sound like that's a bad thing
i love (You) anons, thanks for making my day better
Any know how to find this guys uncensored stuffhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135817894Cant find him on kemono party
AAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO JIGG PLEASEEEE
>>549688947Teio!?
Why is the NHK Mile CupSODIFFICULT
>>549689028I can't believe there are at least 5 ryanfags in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>549687794If you're still young and go to cons you can still find someone. It's not going to be childhood friend level anything though.
>>549688452
>>549689139Kill yourself.
>>549688947uh uh uh can't hide from her forever
Biwa shoe sex
>>549689139Glad to be of help!
>>549689139You too, thank you for being bornSmoooooooch
As in peak.
>>549689302Except (You)
>>549689139That's awesome! *smooch*
>>549688372I don't like that this is literally how I get by. I'm not even broke and homeless anymore, I just don't like spending money.
>>549689165That's Taiki's turf, partner
Cafe's piss smells like coffee
>>549689353THE STRONGEST
>>549689139
>>549689385What the fuck>>549689386wei~~
>>549689139Coming here also brings me great joy
How do you feel about Seeking the Pearl?
>>549689571+30 energy
I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her.
>>549689571Unironically she's like the worst representation of a hag, she's annoying like hags irl, I hate Seeking the Pearl
Why was league selection so long this time?
>>549689106You go to the countryside and you find yourself a girl honest enough to not be a gold digger
>>549689571Would seek her pearl
odds i play l4d2evens i draw
Holy shit
>>549689571They need to fix her model, something about it looks wrongThe art's good, but not her model. Looks like she's wearing a mask or something every time she shows up
>>549689571characters with """""beauty""""" spots are instant uggos, I'm sory
>>549689571I'm fond of Seeking the Clit
>>549689691DONT LOOK AT RUDOLPH
>>549689554
Chevacchi...
>>549689415I lost it as Taiki (x2), Condor (x2), and now Fuji. It is the final race between me and the trainer part 2 mission. I swear this race never used to be so difficult.
>>549689691Its probably the lipstick and eyes what throws you off, she's supposed to be wearing make up
>>549689571>spazzes out in her card event from the fastforward>dumps 30 energy>leavesRubadubthanksfortheitadakimasu
>>549688372I want this. I want all of this.
CM6GODSwhat is the final consensus on the meta cm6 team?goldship, taishin, oguri?is cafe better than taishin?
>>549689780
>>549689691It's her giant head. She has the biggest head in the cast.t. an expert on normal head proportions
>>549689208
>>549689680Your will do fan runs instead.
Every day til you like it
>>549689850Biwa's got two things bigger than head alright
>>549688372
>>549689750WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>>549689204I hope so!last time only guys hit on me though...
>>549685847my mind was stuck entirely on normal violence and I was mostly amused by the idea, until reading this gave me a strong pang followed by a brief mix of anxiety, nausea, and some hazy mental images. I'm just gonna assume it's a mix of imagination and the vibes getting to me, it's been enough 4chan for the day anyways, I still have some work left.>>549686210tbdesu while the idea of realizing something might have happened to me by shitposting about my fuckups on /vg/ is pretty funny, it really is nothing to worry about 20 years later one way or the other and this is veering too much into traumadumping so I'll stop talking about it, stop procrastinating on the stuff that is important NOW (THIS SHIT IS DUE TOMORROW [IT'S 10PM OVER HERE ALREADY]), and listen to that song while I work
>>549689690Sirius canonically raped her trainer
>>549685748>anon got drug raped by his cfgrim
>>549689790>>549688372>a small cute girl that always has an eye on her expenseswhere can I find someone like this? seems like a hardcore fantasy if you ask me.
>>549689874nyo...
>>549689554>>549689780>>549689997Please do not engage in sexual relationships with confused young trainees, they need to be told it's not allowed and it's (You)r job as the adult to do that!
>>549689554>>549689780>>549689849cute cute cute cuuute
>>549689571She's Kawakami Princess's room mate. She can't be that bad...
>>549689985Don't let my childhood friend fantasies get to you, they're just rape (vanilla) like in my japanese comic books
>>549689690>>549689997AIEEEEEE TAZUNA SAVE ME
>>549689848BROS PLEASE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING
>>549689571Seeing how everyone hates her, I've decided to take one for the team and volunteer myself for sex.
>>549689848do all end closersmake end cafe
Grim Stakes
>another day>another three atrocious borrow runsI'm not even making it to Finals B
>>549689985>strong pang followed by a brief mix of anxiety, nausea, and some hazy mental images.>Anon getting casual PTSD to a family trauma because of what someone said on a basket weaving forumIncredible.>it really is nothing to worry about 20 years laterPeople that can't get over shit 2 decades later have a mild problem they need to figure out, or in some cases are huge one. Yes yes obviously there is whataboutism extreme cases, this here doesn't seem to be one of those tho.Good luck with your work, and listen to the other YT songs I posted :^)
>>549689848runaway suzukafront seiunend cafe
>>549689848>>549690285>meta cm6 teameither a DaiSca-Suzuka rabbit, or triple end. Anything else is retarded.
>>549690105>tell my trainee we can't have that kind of relationship>rapes me anyway>report this to Tracen authorities>"sorry trainer but we can't let this case reach the press so keep silent or you will be fired"Black company....
do sprinters ever get more racesbakushin and curren's careers feel so barebones
>>549689848I'm running Taishin Mayano and Daiwa, I have a 90% WR on CM rooms
Post your feel when>Distance inspiration S
>>549690478Umas rule the world, you never stood a chance.
>>549690597end end pace? or front?
>>549690580it's called upgrading them to mile and running those too
Post some comfort food
>>549690084cute Chevacci
>>549690653end end pace, i was running daiwa with suzuka but i was getting cucked from other people also running suzuka, i'm winning way more after ditching her
>>549689353Im just watching Kingdom and Umamusume weekly just how bad is the anime scene that Uma steamrolled everyone
>>549689926She's so damn cute.
>>549689972What. Were you crossplaying? Cause thats the only time that may or may not have happened to me If not then it be a few other things hard to say
>>549690635you now remember the uma propaganda they broadcast on tv
>>549689140looks like you're shit out of luck you'll have to pay for his fanbox
>>549689353SUPER CREEK TOP 10, BABY
>>549690795it's not, the most popular anime in japan right now is toujima tanzaburou
>>549690687you too
>>549690613>mfw dogshit rainbow throughout the career and choked from getting 1200 speed
>>549690424What others have you posted? After I'm done with work I still have some late night cramming to do so I'd actually appreciate some more background music options
>umao poached a new memberWho did they take?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UXbhZ3ysc 92 days
>>549690478Does anyone have that image where (You) get bitten up then in some office some big CIA man is telling you "they're bug bites. Bug. Bites"
>>549691063RIDER, RIDER!
Rare onee-chan
>>549691152Me. Holy shit they did it!? Good for them!
>>549691063>toujima tanzaburou>kamen rider>see girl with big titsOk I'll biteThis better not disappoint
>>549689926She’s never had pancakes or juice before?
>>549691203
Any advice for a manhattan cafe build with this card pool?
>>549684487nani there's a bug that does that? Only got one end so far was going to play more
>>549686230>not even coming to globalWhat's the point? We'll be watching skibidi rizz anime by the time she comes out.
>>549690669 (You)Thanks for auto posting, 4chinz...>>549691085Suppose I should've pointed them out, huh? DESU I was partly kidding, not like anyone gives a shot for my random shit.>>549688562 (You) >>549687053 (You)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFBAEj7kdA
>>549691334level up your cards bwo
>>549690669Jordan truly is the smartest horse
>>549690669>>549691270>>549691403i love white women umas
>>549691403
>>549691334Anniversary stam card, borrow MLB creek and use McQueenKitasan, sweepie and brian
I found a cute Palmer wife
Diamond fucking handsI will be patient for KitasanI will be patient for KitasanI will be patient for Kitasan
>>549691565thanks
>GOLDEN inspiration>pace sthanks
>>549691618roll noooow dopamine DOPAMINE
>>549691562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrUXAC_wqrY>>549691569NO ONE likes Palmer! Except "Sex with Helios Lovey Dovey Marriage Baby Making with Palmer" me
wrong pink fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk
>>549691353It involved not being able to change back one of the items you give to one of the astronomers, I was seething so much because even with multiple saves I lost like 7 hours of progress because of that
I really hate that uma is a card game, not because I don't like it, but because the card animation is so fucking BORINGIf cygames made it COOLER I'd dump $200 into every banner
Newspaper for 1990 Arima KinenOGURI is big on the headline, but keiba analysts doesn't rate him that highly. Mostly triangles and an X. Still better than being unrated though.
why do they all want to fuck their trainers??
>>549691618Are you strong enough to wait until El Condor Pasa's card though?
The official 3 sizes doesn't seem to match for some umas
>>549691618Pull for Cafe, one pull only one don't you want to miss out on the Cafe? Or what about one pull for the card banner to get SR copies, you will have better cards and invest them into your careers, if you do well in CM you will get more csrats than you wasted, pull now stop missing out you are lagging behind everyone is getting S tier umas and you are still stuck at As
>>549691861Goddamn I didnt run into that thats fucked
Thoughts on this Cafe?
https://x.com/i/status/1998799806429356494torena-san your days are numbers PETA is on your ass
>>549691902Huh, can you explain how the layout works?
>>549691978My bokuwife should be around A or AA during summer burning off his mantits
>>549692057>petastop giving these retards oxygen
>>549692057>PETA's yearly attempt to stay relevant
>>549692049>Inherited Anchors AweighBricked
>>549691978I've discarded those measurements completely, they aren't consistent at all
>>549691902ichiban ninki bros...
>>549691978Or maybe it's your jpg that's trash
>>549692057They have to be fucking with us. This made me bust out laughing. Holy shit.
>>549692057>it's really by petaWhat the fuck, didn't expect Uma is already this popular in normalfagsphere
>>549692029yeppers
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP PUTTING MY BURSTS ON GUTS! FUCK THIS SHIT GAME!
>>549691756I don't remember asking
>>549691741>>549691983
>>549691756No idea why people don't like CityJust got her, and her career was very goodToo many of the other stories involve some grand ambitionCity's just a school girl juggling her school life, career, and figuring out who she isI really liked running her
>>549692057I forgot they even existed until you posted it.
Rice VILLAIN would club seals on the weekends
>>549692057well they aren't wrong
>>549692257AW FUCK HES ONTO USCYGAMES INTERNS DISASSEMBLE UNTIL NEXT TIME
i'm having a hard time capping speed for Cafe even though i use the same deck and easily cap speed on goldship
>>549692057inb4 cygames DMCAs this post
>>549692057what does PETA stand for?
>>549692057>bloodYakuza-san, do your thing
>>549692254I asked>>549692315T b f from a quick glance at in-game images people post I can get why some might not like her, the fan content and anime give her a whole different image.
>>549692057>24k views on a tweet from 9 hours agolul holy shit the internet age has not been kind to them
>>549692121Just like in UmaDouble circle > circle > black triangle > triangle > XI believe there's also a star symbol, star is usually used to label a dark horse
>>549692328the whole point of uma is to give those horses a second chance, so it's not about honesty. the post is just retarded
we were ROBBED
>>549692057This would not kill an human umamusume tho, it would kill a real horse for sure
>>549692385HEY LOIS MEMBER THE TIME I TRAINED OGURI CAP FOR THE ARIMA KINEN
Why is there a bunnygirl in my horse game?
>>549692398>>549692254>>549691756>>549691569I really dig Palmers design, but man it must be brutal training frontrunners especially a bignig
>>549690839>spoilerholy based, that takes some confidencebut nah I'm just incredibly boy coded, so that may have set off some internal rape instincts with a close call on the last nightwhile girls did pull up to chat they only had friendly intentions with compliments so couldn't do much there
>>549692491But that's a donkey?
>Fail 44% speed training in classic summer. Expected it, but at least didn't get Don't Overdo It>Get a triple rainbow in senior summer with 14% failure rate>Fail thatSome runs have turns that hurt more than others. Especially on the one run with Cafe where I got Long S and even a funny End Runner S proc, would have been fun to run, alas.
what do i pick...
>>549692398Then keep asking
Yesterday I did 3 Taishin runs, each one better than the last, third one was basically the best I can feasibly make before Kitasan rerun. Today, I did 3 Gold Ship runs, literally all shit, way more Long stars and higher affinity but I didn't get Long S once, got more double speed rainbows than single stam rainbows because Creek is a stupid hag, but hey, at least I got "Extra Training" 9 fucking times in one career. Genocide Gold Ship.
>>549692057KEKYPOW dumb slut can't run without tripping
>finally get straightaway spurt + pumping iron + long s on a gold ship with speed, power, and stamina over 1000>phone shuts down for no reason then gets stuck in a boot cycleGolshi's most devious trick yet?
>>549692520You just take a rest and dont get baited unless you are really far behind with no hope getting 1200 its a brick run anyway so highroll away
>>549692560right. Your speed is fucked anyway
>>549692057>claim to love animal>proudly depict the potrayal of said animal dying in the most gruesome wayThey're just memeing at this point right?
>>549692560Stam, Bonuses are coming
>>549691978sex with the G squad
DON'T CHECK AT THE NUMBER OF POSTS AND IMAGES LEFTthis is my first pic you can't blame me
>>549692513>so that may have set off some internal rape instincts >with a close call on the last nightAverage convention goers be like>>549692584I will, so you better keep posting!
>>549692057Are these guys retardedDon't they literally put down cats and dogs they find instead of keeping them alive
>>549692604this is the face sacrificial oonige suzuka makes when she dies in the late race, you monsters.
>>549692560if you have riko you can still get 1k stam with the stats from her ending event so id go with speed
>>549692760They kill the majority of animals they """rescue"""PETA's always been just an early virtue signal
>>549692604KWAB
>>549692621>pumping iron>on golshishe trying to save you from your own retardation
>PETA rage bait doesn't do numbers anymoreWell one good thing about modern life I guess
>>549692057>israelkeeeeek
>>549692057do they know that suzuka has been dead for almost 30 years
>>549692560Speed, you get 1k stamina either way unless that gold red skill is a meme
>>549692808AIEEE BAKE BEFORE RYANFAG CAN BAKE
>>549692057The PETA, The Mejiro Family, and the Satono Clan tongue my anus.
>>549692808I want to blame you anyway. Can I?
>>549692908I'm more upset about the image than the message desuDon't let the Suzuka fans find out
>>549692057my face when another borrow run wasted
Hell yeah, finally a good run, I can't wait for the Champ Meet!
Teio wifeHappy life!
>>549692057thank you based PETA-san for providing us an extremely memeable image
>>549692997>>549692845>>549692772>>549692751conflicting opinions but i agree with speed morei can get deep breaths to compensate
im going to crossplay as cafe and hope guys hit on me
>>549693135>>549693135>>549693135
>>549692997stamina siphon is a 150 ish sta recovery compared to 2-300 golden recovery so you can't skim on it too much
>>549692057>uma is relevant enough to warrant attention by PETA
>image limit
>>549692908>era of the rage bait clickbait headlines doing millions>PETA has become so insanely boring and samey that even normies don't care anymore
>losing to Long Slets on the final straight Was this a gaslight the whole time?
>>549692703I was tempted on the classic summer one because it would have allowed me to bring focus back to stamina and power for the rest of that year. Failing that really set that plan back, even though that year still was kind of subpar, so your approach would have been better in hindsight. Still more sad about that 14% turn because then I'd probably have a solid B Finals Cafe minimum.
>>549693137Attention whoooooreGood luck, shit can get expensive
>>549693153We haven't hit bump limit on this one
>>549693153Anon, what the fuck are you doing?
I dunno manWith how some of the umas kinda rough house with their trainers im surprised nobody has been sent to the hospital in critical condition from an accidental kick...
>>549691403Well I don't usually go out of my way to click on every link people post, but music helps me get distracted less often, and listening to the same stuff over and over makes it less effective at that, so it's fun listening to random recs from other people so long as their taste isn't shit, yours have been good so far
>>549692057out of all the things the social media team could've focused on their angle might have had more credibility if they highlighted the poor living conditions of retired racehorses and the drugs and painkillers the horses get pumped when racing
>>549691951That's in like 2 years right? Or whatever the converted timeframe is on our accelerated schedule.Even pulling on my favorite umas I'll still have enough for her
majiro mackweeen
>>549692908I'd like to say we've advanced as a species, but we have absolutely replaced it with more, dumber, better ragebait.
>>549693137contacts are scary though
SEX WITH JAPANESE SUPERSTSR CESARIO
>>549692560if you have 2 golds, do speed
>people actually posting in the new thread
>>549693153based
>>549693768but she's a daughter of Spe
I'm contributing to advancing towards bump limit
>>549693981>peopleryanrabi.png
>>549693768Whats her achivement
>>549693065a little less power and that gets you group A finals, on graded
>>549693981I want to post images
What did you guys do for runs today?
>>549693338>it's fun listening to random recs from other peopleLucky you, as I'm a "radio listener" type.>>549691756 https://youtu.be/5U-Hb65mJGk https://youtu.be/3ZUmVNfXhJ4Gonna stop now, good bye.>>549693981It's such a wonderful shit fire
choco milk, or another energy drink? (drank two-thirds of my previous one)
>>5496942481 TT uma, and nothing else
>>549693065That be me after MANT scenario and every stats gets bumped higher
>>549694248oguri failrun
>>549694336choccy, always choccy
>>549694336Energy
>>549694336you sound underage and fat
>>549676016God above I want Orfevre to dominate me. I want to hear her maid servant open the door as I rush to take my place kneeling at the entrance in a dogeza, ready to take her shoes from her feet, grateful for the chance to touch even the lowest part of her. I want to remain in silence as I return to my position to remove myself from her path of radiance as she walks into the house. I want my breath to catch in my throat as if it has a mind of its own when she stops in front of me, my thoughts cease, my mind losing all focus on the outside world as I await her next move. Is it my perception that has changed in anticipation of my lord's next action? No, of course not. Space, time, the movement of reality itself stops when Orfevre wills it, and right now, she has paused all. For what purpose, I know not.She turns to grab me by the chin and claim my lips, lips that belong to her, in a deep embrace. I want her tongue to survey the mouth I tend to every day in preparation for her. I want to be transfixed by her eyes with fear and admiration, nay, worship, in my heart in equal, infinite measure.>Bath first.>Dinner.>Then.>You.My nod is superfluous. A vestigial reaction from my time when I was less than a servant to the Tyrant King, a mere human. Her will is all that there can and will be. When she thanks me for drawing her bath, I want to struggle to remember to thank her for her acknowledgement. When her divine form leaves the scented waters I prepared, I want to avert my eyes lest I be blinded and struck dumb. I will offer her towls of the finest embroidery and kneel once more. When she leaves the bathroom, I lick the wet footprints she's left just for me.Her dinner I spent hours learning to prepare. A feast not even fit for dogs, yet she eats it with a smile that melts my heart into mush. Another thank you. Another stab of guilt.I do not deserve it.Lastly, I want her to have me. Any way she wants.I am hers. Always.Forever.
>>54969449518 bmi and 23 akcthually>falconerd.jpg>>549694457>>549694467bwos...
>>549678378They do not have L*ng Attention Spans.
>>549694336mix them together and shotgun it you pussy
>>549694540ok
>>549692513Oh its end of thread. Yeah, don't even know why as I'm not that confident. Just expected to get ignored and have fun by myself but then some guy was excited to see his waifu and another was much less wholesome. Thinking about things spooks me now. So, just normal cosplay, then? Did they ask for your socials or did you try asking them?
die thread die
i guess i'll help the bread reach 750 at least
the thread the
>>549694971I try to write stuff that sticks in people's minds or at least gets a laugh or a "wtf" out of them and you give me an>ok? Well, not everything can be a hit. Still though, I'd rather no (You)'s if it's not good. The silence would make me think harder. Sorry if it wasn't up to snuff :(Serious note though, I really love how domineering Orfevre is. She makes me want to be a house husband. Most Umas do for me. I always keep in mind they could break me apart piece by piece of they wanted. Something about being prey makes my dick hard.
>>549695069experiences are valuable and fun so hopefully the spooks aren't that bad! and yeppers just normal cosplay. never thought of asking for socials I should try that next time, great suggestion! am usually mega autistic but if I'm hiding behind some kind of layer (screen, cosplay) then suddenly I can communicate like a normal human being to a degree lol
>>549691978Cup size and the standard jp bust size measure you usually see are not the same thing.
>>549696217Kyle nyoo...
>>549696217Its so simple but easy to forget to ask. Worst that can happen is they say they don't have any and you both move on. Don't forget to compliment them back too, very easy to do if they're also in cosplay. Have fun and enjoy yourself!
>>549692057what the fuck are these boomers doing kek
