Previous: >>549726018>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Hello friends!!!
TEIO HATERYAN HATE
Umamusume are not for sex, they are for raising and caring!
Kitasan fucks on the first date
>marked
>fail one unity cup>training facility gets stuck at lvl 3I HATE THIS
>>549747717>ponytailGOD I NEED HER IN GLOBAL NOW
Fuck Nature
>>549747754Yeah, she fucks me.
>>549747673I'm so used to seeing Tsuyo as a toddler I forget that she's actually a cute girl
Skip Kitasan.
post kitasan
I have literally never seen this horse before. Not in a jp support card, in an event, or mentioned/posted in this thread. Literally WHO THE FUCK is this?
>>549747809BACK OFF!!!
Does someone have the "nee nee nee taishin" sound clip?I want to make a soundpost with this.
roll for her or be bricked
TAZUNA HELP
yeah, I use borrows exclusively on TT runsdo not reply to me if you waste borrows on fag meeting runs
>>549747809Is that a dailly for all trainees?
Digitan LOVE
>>549747984This is how cygames teases new Umas back then. Like Mr CB's sudden appearance in Eishin Flash scenario. Now everything is announced in pakalive or concerts.
>>549748074yes
Kitasan in the wall!
>>549747946
>>549747984That’s Mejiro Bright. You’ll also see her in the main story after Suzuka’s chapter
>>549748123How does Ogurin do it?
>>549748264
>>549748006Daiwa keeps trying to seduce me instead of racing. Any advice?
>>549747984Mejiro Jane Doe
raped by kitasan
Would you eat Bakushin's cooking?
>>549748296She bites her trainer like Spe-chan?
>>549748314Promise sex on the condition of winning her races.
>>549748264>oguri>digital>pearl>yukino>kitasan>viblos>air jesusi don't even know what their similarities are
>need 1200 speed>need 1200 stamina>need 1200 power>need 600+ guts>need 1200 wit>need early charming>need early hot topic>need fast learner>need practice perfect OO>need 3 rainbows + 5 arrow ups on every training>need riko dating>need tazuna dating>need aoi dating>need to win every unity cup race>need long S>need style S>need turf S>anyone of these is missing you wont win this CM ever
>petafaggots at it again.
>>549748314You need to spank her harder until she gets the message
>>549748123>whitewashed
>>549748394yes, though it’s not something exclusive to fat fucks
Hopeful status?
>>549748123she looks so mid now
>>549748587Makes sense to be honest
>>549748604Hoped.
>>549748460nigga, fuck it
stop the slander, Kitasan is not an easy girlyou better be ready to deal with her goons if you approach her >Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseok bro
>jingle bells instrumental playing in the backgroundMerry Christmas, everyone
>>549748518better?
>>549748604there is no hope
>>549748706Are you having fun, onii-chan?
>>549747152Did you know that sex burns almost as much calories as swimming?
>>549748460>no spurtYeah, semis at best, better luck next cup
>>549748741epipipipipipi!!!!!!!!
>>549748784True!
>>549748706Meanwhile in Global... all gray... cinderella gray......
>>549748784I want to fuck her tits so bad…
>>549748381Why wouldn't I eat my wife's cooking?
Masquerade Ball’s owner says they’re interested in a European campaign for himhttps://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1999082233798541699?s=20
>>549748916looks like Kasamatsu's school
>required long S >required 2 gold recovery>required 1k stam>required 1200 speed>you CANNOT fail a unity match>required NSM>power should be 850>wit 400 aboveI hate this CM already and is burning me out
>>549748824How many calories does fapping burn?
>>549749042not manyt. fapping everyday and multiple times, and still fat fuck
love your umasthe game tells you to
>>549746764Nevermind I couldn't do it afterall
What kind of parents do you want for Kawakami Princess if you plan on building her seriously? I've been doing King runs just so I can get her unique epithet , but I assume there's better options since all you need for the parent is a Takamatsunomiya Kinen win.
>>549748610She always looked mid. Hishi Amazon looks beautiful and has a cooler ult compared compared to her.
>>549749007>power should be 850Oh no no no
>>549749210not +16?
>>549749007that's not enough to win anyways
>>549748989I dunno if that’s a good idea. His temperament is pretty bad and he doesn’t have the strongest legs because of dura’s genes
>>549749210It's capped at 10, though. My Golshi can't get any higher, currently.
When are we getting casual outfits for the main screen...
What the actual mother of christ is happening in the JP version? Does shit just get inflated and inflated and inflated and powercrept into infinity as the game goes on? Will there be no reason to ever revisit the old careers? :(
I WANT FREE GIBS NOW
DO NOT POST TAIKI SHUTTLE
>>549749828
ITS A NEW GAY
>>549749750That's what happens with all numbers games, thankfully (and unfortunately) all the power creep happens between cards so theoretically you can run your favorite umas and not feel like you are lagging behind
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SHOE REQUESTSDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAILY ROLLBORROW RUNSGIVE ME GOOD RESULTS NOW!!
>>549750046The fuck you looking at? Bitch
Thank you witGAWDS
PETA-anon, I know you fucking lurk here.>>549614968The timing between that post and PETA shitpost on X is way too on a nose.
>>549749229GO TO BED (no not sex) AND SLEEP
>>549750247>tfw there are Blackrock and PETA employees browsing these threads
I wish I was Doto's gynecologist
>>549750247I hope not. Its one thing that's the reaction images are funny but its another when you realize that its the peta employee's fetish and probably abuses animals irl
CLOCKED
what does it mean when you dream of an uma who's not even your favorite?scarlet showed up
>>549749750>Will there be no reason to ever revisit the old careers? :(you will revisit URA to read through a new career because scenario gimmicks are annoying when you want to readthe score rewards you didn't get are another reason to play the earlier scenariosI think in case of a couple of scenarios they are only better than the previous for specific lengths? at least I've seen that kind of talk in JP thread a couple of times but the island scenario fucked that up and it's back to powercreep iirc
>>549750551Vodka plz
Mayano Pop Rocks
>>549748032I'm already bricked, what's the point in trying to unbrick? That's like saying you can unrape the raped
>>549748960this Grass is so hot
Why is the thread horny again?Did I miss something?
>>549750109already traded shouldn't have been 1 minute late after reset
>>549750551Fated for each other... you just don't realize it yet
>>549749750>fingerless glove and semen meter
>>549748989Dura legs, that's going to explode sooner or later
>>549749750>>549750845
>>549749750Old scenarios get slight reworks/buffs but yes for the most part there's no point in doing old ones if you're going for pure score. Parent runs are a different matter though.
bwos please tell me I'm not the only one having huge troubles beating biwa's legend races. I have 1500 more stats and still lose
Huh? Vegas?17 year olds don't have any business being in Vegas...
>>549751139Is MANT the parent goto scenario
nouuu.... brikku des....
>>549751139meek's umanko...
>>549751139The Full Power Happy Meek...when?!?
>>549751426Happy gleek :D
Sex with Verxina
>>549751426she doesn't look very happy there..
Is Cutehattan Cafe's ult any good? It procs half way through the race as a late surger. Like, what? Is this why people keep saying to run her as end? So she's only in the mid pack at the very end of the race?
>>549751204That's a 30 year old.
>>549751694Wife
>>549751204Seek The Retirement home needs to stop pretending she's 17
>>549751754>Seek The Retirement homekek
>>549751204>born in 1995>born in 1994
>>549751204>seeking the egg
ATTENTIONThis is the KingThank you for your attention
>>549751754Seeking the Eggs…
huh
>>549752010naughty neicha
>>549751963I haven't had Burger King in a decade...I miss the Long Texas BBQ
Where's the link to the chinkbot?
>>549752016What is this?
dumbasses
>>549752016Is this era...uma?
Will this get me to A finals? Pease say yes
>>549752171I want to fuck them in the ass
>>549752252yes
>>549752114>>549752239nyes
>>549752016>Excellent qualities
>>549752284You're not just saying because I asked you to are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbFvFYpk_UWhat do we think of Ramonu's character song?Why is she speaking in engrish
>can tell by the background already if my run is bricked or not
>>549752376>duwang translations
>>549751963King of BLOWJOBS!
>>549752449
STOP THE COUNT
>>549751963more like King PERVERT
>place in heaven
>>549752553
What would be Kingu's favorite burger?
This shit is funny everytime when they're only 5
Wei?
>>549752657now oguri cap shines as yet another star in the nightsky
>Hey Manhattan Cafe, send me pics of your body the next time you're feeling strangeT-TOREINA-SAN?!?!?!?
>>549752781The Kangus burger.
>>549751963>>549752619
>>549752781Makes sense that she’s working part time because she always jobs
>>549752781The basic whopper because it sounds like jobber and that’s what she is
can we get a jiggie going, i don't wanna do careers
King Halo's first rate booty
>>549747717lol
>>549752454I like that one a lot.
>>549752820Your juvenile fillies???
Mmmm I think I might get B finals
she's entered.... The Zone...
>>549753079why is marvelous sunday's hair so fucking stupid looking
>>549752657https://youtu.be/Wog57sBn0b4
>>549753035i got a triple rainbow + bubble burst on the previous day and greeded the 65 speed and 40 power
>>549753135Why are you so mean
>>549753135That's not a very marvelous opinion, torena
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF MAREShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyXQsL-hnA
>>549753131>S Long>Not US9 longbricked
>>549753131Scary Ogurin...
>>549753131Secretariat victim.
>>549753135To the marvelous dimension with you!
>>549752958Sayonara…Flatliner-kun…
>>549753135Just for that you're going to the marvelous dimension
>>549753261Wife Groove!Also holy shit Daiwa's fat tits are easy to spot in the background
>>549753325reddit meet up
>>549752803Stop being gay for Ruby and marry me this instant you funny zoomer
>>549753261Something is rising all right.
>>549747590Nice CM faggotsWhy is my potential uma now a frontrunner
>>549753261I also really like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIy_fG6av3Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ecyN4TmLI
Manhattan Cute!
nyo...
>>549753664Taishin is actually the best option for getting promoted since encroaching shadow is the best accel here
Get fucked TeioGet fucked McQueenGood job Ryan
>>549753714Rice is going to poke Cafe's eye out with those big old ears!
>>549753664that's the worst shit I've ever seen, unironically
>>549753872She ended up 2nd place to my Topcun
>>549751005I love this image. I think it should be in a museum.
>>549753935Well, no stopping me + spurt beats just shadow
>>549751909>>549751964
>>549752553Damn wtf that song slaps actually.
>>549753791Trainer rape at Tracen is simply not a thing, okay!
What the fuck? I do 10+ parent runs to ace run and never see shit like this except in ace runs. If I get sta 2* turf 1* I mark it as potential parent. I've literally never seen ura/unity 3* before. Why are none of the skills 1*??? I've rolled 10 white sparks, all 1*.
>got 2nd-6th in every single optional runGod bad seed run RNG is so fucking retardedLike what's the point of even having stats if it's not gonna matter
sex?
>>549754448Yeah and I got a mood down every 3 or 4 turns with Luna-chan right now in predebut and junior year. The run is fucked. It do be like that sometimes
>>549753791Wait a fucking sec is this EraUma?????
>>549754387Anon…drop your player ID…give us your genes…
>>549754753maybe
>>549754387>Unity spark instead of URA>Probably almost no G1sGlue, to be sure.
:(
If Helios is all over Ruby, doesn't that mean her trainer is a free man?Like he doesn't get raped when compared to other trainers?
>>549754924Jp devs need to make it with the same autism as TW.
>>549752252no
>>549752252See you in B finals bozoI have the same statline, we're going to B, neigha
AIEE finally a decent power parent, thanks Raisu it's actually decent right?
>>549755003I wouldn't be surprised if jp have this translated underground
Lazy fucker
>>549755191Be right back time to annoy /egg/
>>549753261>fine motion
Monies status, Torena-san?
>>549754925Oguri is legally required to accompany all gaslighting.
If you are the “salty” emu-fighting trainer I’m severely disappointed in your comment and I can’t believe you would say that. I believe you’re severely under-informed and seriously lacking both in understanding and self-awareness. That was not the picture of you I thought I would be left with.
Damn, you can even fuck ningens
>>549755174Yeah its pretty good. The only problem is its on Rice. If it was Ryan, this would be an amazing parent.
???????emu fighting??????in australia??????what the fuck are you talking about???????????
>>549755054>>549755154Nyo...
I've had such a historically dogshit run, I think I'm about to shatter my hands upon my table. I literally can visualize myself going full gorilla. And it's not just a one run, I shit you not, I have a streak of dogshit runs. Just today, I abandoned 4 Goldshit runs, all because they failed on first team race or had bad inspirations, coupled with shit RNG throughout the career.Uma is really testing me lately. Pink wojaks wouldn't even be enough to describe how fucking mad I am.
>>549755174Rice sucks dude... not as a character though as a a parentbetter than nothing though
>>549755794That's what you get for training Golshi
ijijijiijijijijijijijiijiijijijijiji
>>549754924Ok I want to play this now but I only see Chinese.
Manhattan Cuckè
>>549755314
training tokai teio is a humiliation ritual
>>549755960open wide for a spoonful https://gitgud.io/era-games/erauma
Is there a difference to your training levels if you do 2-1-1-1 instead of 1-1-1-2 on the unity team battles?
Teio cute
>>549755921Use this image next time and be even meaner to him, next time, Maru
>SpeCHUD, Suzuka, and Teio on the cover>is not a singerneigher
>>549751139>Parent runs are a different matter though.explain further for a globallet
>>549754965no, (You) are functionally married to Palmer in Helios's campaign
Should I try replacing Biko with Sweep for a higher chance of Straightaway Spurt?
You may socialize with me!
>>549756332Erm based??
>>549756447I am sure Urara loves this outfit, King Halo. It's very cute.
>>549756405You already have Sweep bwo
>Cafe is another Dumb Falco in your pathI hope you pulled for her anons
asking for a friend... but if you had to choose one MLB card to start with, would it be kitasan black or super creek...?
>>549756405Someone translate this buhii noises
>>549756535Please could you share that winning Cafe's stats?
>>549756597kitasan
>>549756093Explain
thanks titcow very cool
>>549756127Thank you onii-chama I will check it out shortly
WHAT THE FUCK THE AMOUNT OF SLEEP DEPRIVED TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU CYGAMES
>>549756127why do I need to sign in for that but not for umaera/erauma
spe....forgotten....
>>549756535>Cafe wins so rarely that fags who rolled for her take screenshots of rando lobby wins
>>549756529Well I mean her SSR, the one I'm using doesnt give spurt
>>549756648For starters, you're forced to have her in your field of vision for half an hour.
>>549756618Nyo I can't, but my gold ship is 1200/1000/1000 long S which should be enough (it isn't)
>>549756752You can not have two of the same character in one team is the joke he's making, I believe.
>>549756834I see...
DON'T OVER DO IT!!!!!
I'm not farming fan today Danchuddeal with it
This will be my Scorpio Cup ace, say something nice about her.
>>549756648She is a fucking brat that randomly jobs G1 races because she has no unique skill at all
>>549756960Your Sky High Teio Steppu???
>>549756929This. I'm too busy raping Doto's huge breasts, sorry.
>>549756871
>>549696787>>549697450Odd how Jap artists have been real quiet about Gelbooru/Danbooru being fucked over by Cloudflare
>>549756954looks good except for firm conditions and lone wolfcouldn't you get medium corners or something instead of 2 skills that do literally nothing?
>>5497570363 crowns3 fractures3 lifetime unique skill activations
>unironiocall 1 arrow per turn until 1 inspirationJesus fucking christ almightyThis fuckfest of a mechanic is absolutely dogshitI'd rather take infinitely racing than this shit
>>549756597You'd have to be astronomically lucky to start with mlb creek at this time
>>549757103You need to chill
>>549756738oh no no no red-cafefags our responses?????
>>549756954
>>549757154Firm conditions was bought with spare points, nothing else I could get sadly.I always run one uma with lone wolf.
>>549757180Calm down, you're seething so hard you type like an ESL
>>549757271Fine I'll concede by being raped her by extremely big boobies instead then
boobsho boobto
Are you meant to just abandon the career if your jobbers lose the first unity race?
>>549757690Yes, that means you had low amount of unity trainings, meaning the run is entirely brickedDon't bother wasting your time unless you believe you can turn it into a fanrun, which is highly doubtful
>>549757245there are ways to start with one if you consult with hellen wong
>sleeping in infirmary cures slow metabolism>running a race does notIT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE
Post Uma x Trainer
Uma x Trainer
>>549756659too much is untranslated (or i missed a patch or something) so its mostly just the basic gameplay stuff for nowim honestly seething because i was chinkborn but raised in an english speaking country and now i cant read my ero games untranslated
>>549757798Yeah, that's what I've been thinking as well. It seems like if you ever draw or lose the first Unity race then there's a very good chance that you'll fail to get your jobbers' stats high enough for them to comfortably win the finals. May as well save the time and just abandon the run there and then.
do NOT start your borrow runs rn, the seed is absolutely dogshit
What the FUCK
>3 give up runs in a rowhate this dogshit game sometimes
>There are chinks in this very threadOh nyo
>in just a few days, a club member earned more fans now than they have in each of the previous monthsI thought the botting was just a meme?
Almost fucking jobbed
>>549758102you could do 30....
>>549758147Or they're a student and have finally gone on holiday, rember we ourselves have uni students in this very thread.
>>549757887have an evil Urara
>global is shutting down because keibafags and JP owners aren't happy with PETAfagsgood riddance ウマ娘 is the only version that matters
>>549758245No we don'tEveryone in this thread is in their 30's like me
>>549758245>I could be posting with my own studentsSay it ain't so
>>549757887
>>549758318Iron your clothes Urara
>>549747590Any final guesses on how many free carats we're getting later after Uma wins best mobile game in the TGA's?
>>549758386this.
rape isn't good->ACK
My autistic wife
https://poal.me/7oxxkphttps://poal.me/7oxxkphttps://poal.me/7oxxkp
>>549754278Helios would think and say this
>>549757846training cures slow metabolism
>>549755803Rice is fine as a parent, unless you mean for unique inherits, especially gp. She's in similar affinity pools as nice nature, mcqueen, goldship, super creek, goldship, tm opera, etc
>>549758386>>549758395I am a uni student and under 25, actually when we did the Uma age poal like 40%-50% of people where under the age of 30 and there where 2 uni students posting here the other day, one in horse vet and one in pharmaceuticals, like a couple days back.
>>5497584283000 and a blowjob
>>549758428No carats, we're getting a selector, but only the base units
Guys... It's time I finally asked. I've been too nervous to for far too long.How do I make the 4chinz addon play sound for webms, I want to enjoy you guys memes :(
>>549758543I thought 30s was ojiisan territory since kids in japan already call you like that if you are over 30
yeppers kinda fat
kawakami princess has some strong legs and FAT tits oh my
>>549756405probably
>>5497586864chan soundplayer on tamper monkey bwo
>>549752273Ogrui would fart on it
>moment before rainbow>mood down>moment before summer>mood down>moment before ura>mood down>fail 9% training>SLACKER>sleep deprived 40% of the time>only cluster on speed during junior year>energy drain events out of nowhere>event chain doesn't finish>lose 4/5 to riko's teamMOU IKKAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>549758731Nah ojisan is 40+. Kids will call anyone older them old.
>>549758578BUT RACING DOES NOT
>>549758731There is only boomer and zoomerEverything else is a mental disorder
>>549758731i simply refuse to admit im an ojisan
cm like this when?
>>549758867race is one day every training turn is like 2 weeks tho.
I am going to crash out and rape a teenager horse girl
>>549758543Oji-sans, I know you are out there.
>Satsukisho 2nd>Dahbi 4th>Takarazuka 6th>All Comers 2nd>Tenno 5th>Elizabeth 5th>Japan Cup 14th700/550/500 with two golds and a bunch of whites btw. Second straight career with absolutely dogshit RNG.Sorry danchou but I'm gonna try one last time. If I get yet another garbage RNG run I'm taking a 3 day break from this game. I refuse to let my mental health deteriorate over a cashgrab kusoge.
>>549758898>1200 stam + 3 gold recoveries MINIMUM
>>549758898Summon the 5K.
>>549758939Commander of Japan btw
Why does more power lead to less endurance?On umalator, Kyoto 1400m, a 1200/400/800/400/600 uma gets Survival Rate: 91.8%However, raising the power to 1200, it turns into Survival Rate: 71.2%
Why are there so many young people here?!This is a horse-racing gachaYou shouldn't be gambling, you should be studying
>>549757283A real oshifag does not concern themselves with the opinions of antis
>>549758939She wants it.
Are we ready for uma to win at TGA in the next few hours?
>>549756752the other one doesn't give spurt either, most of the time
>>549758543But 20s literally is zoom zoom (aka gen Z) territory. Anyway I picked Maruzensky because I'm eternally 17.
>>549759035MOU IKKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>549758919RACING AN ENTIRE 3000M DOES NOT CURE SLOW METABOLISM
>>549758543Alternatively, previous poalhttps://poal.me/p2dqoahttps://poal.me/p2dqoahttps://poal.me/p2dqoa
>>549759204wtf i was going to post that once i got back home
>>549759104I am studying. While gambling.
>WITKill me...
even /uma/ is too young for me......
Is it really worth building Cafe as an end closer or is she good enough as a late surger?
Rudolf has funny expressions
>>549758780why it not worky :(
>>549759321>first /uma/ poster that isn't a pedophileyou should be proud of yourself anon
>>549759074>>549759126I can't think of an expression to show how I feel about this run
>>549759104My exams have ended so I don't have to concern myself with that until January
>>549759357She's fine as a late, she might be late to the finish line though
>>549759287Damn bratIn need of correction
surely, you guys aren't pulling on scamasan black, right?
>>549759271I'm supposed to be working
>>549759378you gotta give more context, click on the extension in this tab and screenshotor open the console and see any errors
DANCHHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>549751139is happy meek oguri's princess?kyaaaa >o<///
>>549759569you are getting no (you)s for this, but I'll let you know I giggled, now please save it for better occasions
>>549759524sameim just listening in on a meeting that i dont need to speak on
>>549759515Stop it right now. I've already been gaslighted into skipping umas to roll for the ugly meme card. I will NOT be gaslighted into skipping more for an even uglier meme card.
>>549759515why would i care about what some jewtuber thinks?I can look the cards up and make my own mind
>>549759704You deserve it honestly
>>549759556there's nothin, it's like the script didn't do anything the way it looks like it should be showing up on the page for the add-on.ctrl+I shows me a bunch of warnings and an "uncaught syntax error, expected expression got <" :,(
>>549759674
>>549759357it entirely depends on how op you think straightaway spurt is.
>>549759064for real this time
>>549759515And that's like what, 3 months away ...nyo
>>549759872Suzuka would say this
>>549749903El Condor Pasa died early from the carcinogens in taiki's burnt steaks
>>549759515>pulling Narita Top Scam when speed El Tetas Pasa is right around the cornerHoly mother of brick
>>549759357Her ult is Goldship's so she's better as late for THIS CM. She just need pressure or masterful gambit
>>549759956Holy shit that made me legitimately sad
>>549759872Suzuka has been spending too much time with Spe-chan...
Just had some of the worst borrow runs of my life, bros.
>>549759956KWAB
>>549759956SUPREME FATASS OF JAPAN
>>549759956FAT FUCK
>play around with Concert>can't pair Neicha with anyone other than Teio because the whole Canopus team is not playableshit sucks
>>549760117This is good
bros????!!!!
>>549759956KEK
I see a lot of you complain about having bad runs now. Is this some cursed hours or something?
what I'm supposed to do with all that goldbefore I was always around 200k because I bought stars from the daily shop and from pot5 but now we get so much gold
>>549758540>babyだ
>>549759956LMAO LARDO
>>549759956hidoi desuwa
>>549760117stop borrowing, I have lots of 3*s now and I never borrowed once
I have literally never seen branch 2 occur.
>>549760232El Silencio Domingo de los umas...
>>549759956fat nigger
>>549760232I think it's time for you to go the the infirmary, torena. You're starting to see things.
>>549760117same that one anon wasn't lying the seed right now is awful
>>549760283level up all the umas and cards
>>549759956I want to make Spe fatter by getting her pregnant
can't believe we've finally evolved from every long CM being only Gold Ship to now being only Gold Ship AND Cafe. the number of viable long umas has doubled, bravo cygames.
>>549759374Cute round face accentuated by fuzzy ears.
>>549759454She yearns to be glued.
>>549759956SLOW METABOLISM
>>549759374Rudolf keeps avoiding me
>>549760447she exists you know
Do the agemasen rates based on stats also apply to Twin Turbo's SSR events possibly ending her event chain early? Or is that one pure RNG?
Do TT conditions ever change?Like, which track location, weather, etcAfter this CM I want to redo TT because I can't stay in class 5 anymore
>>549759956I want to make Spe thinner by giving her cancer
KITASAN YOU HAVE 100 SPECIALTY PRIO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>549760263AVOID AVOID AVOID
>>549760494
>>549760598she's busy bro
>>5497600042027 is still far away... who knows maybe the world became insane and wants digital id even on steam
>>549760374>three Cafe runs>she gets charming for free two timesIt's a really low chance though, Sweep is more consistent than those events I believe.
fatass chuds look like THIS?!?!
>>549759956imagine if she was pregnant
>>549760447SEX SHIP
>>549760598100 specialty translates to 33%, bwoliterally just 1/3rd of the time
>>549760554TT weather and tracks are all randomthe only one that stays the same is dirt, it's always a mile dirt, weather is random though
>>549760447yeah and you can instantly double your chances in long and medium CM now by pulling cafe... thank you John Cygames. Really looking forward to third copy of goldship (tamamo cross) for the perfect long team
>>549760283Censoring your TP bar won't hide your sins from your Danchou.
>>549759956
>>549751963Fake king
One of the most catastrophic events you can get in this game is sleep deprived on your first rest.
Did everyone doing a run right about now had a bad run? kekI did too
I like fat spechud
>>549760293Yeah she talks like that
>>549759515why skip when I can have both?
>>549758540attention all racers there is a mixed race couple at gate 4
>>549760653>world became insane and wants digital id even on steamDon't even joke about that
>>549760447you are not ready
>a perfectly good run>everything going great>no long S but hit all events>vs zenith>double circle 3/5>only one that won were the non double circleRUN IS BRICKED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT
Cawfee
>>549761239
>>549760653>wants digital id even on steamThe only reason I haven't killed myself yet despite how bleak the world seems to be getting is that I hold hope that somehow my singular voice of resistance against such measures can help
Would you choose left or right in this situation?
>>549761239The fact that you can't use clocks on that is absolute fucking bullshit.
Why would they tease us like this?
>>549756067Wtf do I do with all these, guess buying those 15k uma crystals will be a thing
7 more days and I cans top edging for kitasan and start edging for christmas oguri. I'm so tired of edging
>>549761389I will blow my entire load on Kitasan's pits
>>549760447>goldshipniggers complaining about cafeCafe needs 4 end sparks to work and her career needs medium sparks to be good.This is like people bitching about Falco on mile CMs, Cafe is much easier to get into this CM than Falco is to get turf sparks but still.
>Riko decides not to show up in junior year AGAINHoly fuck this pal dating mechanic is so fucking bad.
Reddit Cafe
>>549760447Wait until they add Kitasan with her ult that is an acceleration and a speed boost on late race straight
>>549761275SILENCE
>>549760004yeah but NTR is a cutie patootey and El Shitter Pasta is DUMB
>mega fatfuck event right before summerDon't mind if I do
>>549761553KWADB
>>549761378Dude, I don't know, I constantly hover between 10-40k. Anytime I get higher than that I splurge and unlock a potential of an Uma I'm training or level one of my cards. I struggle to pay my borrow fees. I'm Tamamo-maxxing.
>>549761685>fat tits>dumb>genkiHell yeah
Why did umamusume have to be created in the form of a gacha game? An excellent IP cursed to the worst fucking game design known to man.
>>549761685
>>549761315Pls respond
>>549761685Pasa is my kind of woman.
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>549761467That's a bit gross, don't ever reply to me again without a visual example
>Torena, thank you for being here with me on a Sunday. Silence really is beautiful, isn't it?BRAVO CYGAMES
>>549761315>>549761821Speed
DOTO WILL DIE IN YOUR LIFETIME
>>549761315left`
I seriously fucking love Legend Races
>>549761820SEKAI SAIKYOU WA???
>>549761315>>549761821Right3 increase on friendshipand two arrows
>>549761821>>549761315Left for unity and friendship building
El passa? More like I'll pass ya!
>>549761315left, it's still very early + u get both spirit build up and friendshipdo you know how painful it is to ever use cards with 0 friendship gauge at the beginning?
>>549760339I have a couple of 3* (2 9* Power) but they have really bad pinks and whites…
FOUR DOUBLE CIRCLE AND CIRCLEI'LL RAPE YOU TAZUNA YOU WHORE
>>549761854uma butts
Is medium S mandatory in Scorpion?
>charming pre-debut>fail two 5% trainings>Riko doesn't show up before end of Junior year>half a dozen random mood down eventsThanks Sweep for cursing my run.
>>549761991im dumb i mean left
why the fuck is mambo so powerful in cafe's career she keeps beating me in kikuka sho
>>549758898Sadly none in JP yetBut we did have Niigata 1000m (STRAIGHT)
>>549762076Meanwhile I just won a 4 X on D ranked match
>>549761759Damn maybe because I barely have any umas like only 23 total
>>549757956Welcome to era games. Hopefully it gets a large enough following that it gets translated
>>549762076>leaving Seiun & Suzuka uncheckedget fucked bwo
>>549762076>raped to death by the flattie squad
>>549762149
>>549762094S for distance is mandatory for every CM
>>549762170what happened there? like insane RNG to the point every gambling skills are used?
>>549762094I think so, you're on top speed for longer than miles
Is 'In body and Mind' strong enough to be worth spending 360 skill points? I feel like a late-race gold speed skill is gonna give my Spe a chance to at least fight back against the end-closer menace.
>>549761906She didn't say that...
mambo
>>549762297It's basically pachinko
>Jesus Christ you did it! You cooked that fuckin' uma alive!
>>549762076
>>549761562I can't wait for Kita. Need to reestablish frontCHAD dominance.
ended up actually being able to make a decent enough cawfee before round 1 starts. no idea if the power is just way too low but there is no way i'll get something better than that with my cardpool
Did borrow run #1 and it didn’t get any better, bros.
We went swimming (swimming is the best form of exercise).>>549762120Sorry anon I ordered them in a confusing way...>>549762061I have extensive experience in such matters...
>>549762210I have 24, yeah, actually, they're lower in star level than yours as well. I'm guessing I got a shallower pool than yours and ended up spreading my resources thinner than yours. I've not been playing super long.
WaitIs umapyoi = sex?
does Duty of Dignity trigger in 1st?if you're the first uma, the distance between you and the first is 0% which is less than 30%it makes sense, but I don't know if it's an exception
what if you were training a sprint uma and this devil decides to activate her free gold skill on the last straight
>>549762606wtf is this true???
>>549762076Honestly not changing Kitasan into Pace when against Seiun might have been your downfall
>>549762547at least drop the deck, I wonder if it passes the oinker inspection
>>549762297Cinema happens and the purest form if racing (gambling)
>>549762510>One CM where fronts where actually meta and FrontCVCKS think they own the world
>>549762368It's a goated skill but it will only help you with races you're supposed to be winning but need that extra push, get it for CM7 for sure, but on this one it's only going to work if you proc'd the perfect NSM. I hope you're using base spechud and not her summer alt.
>>549761820pasa has the most fuckable ears in tracen
>>549762547It's a bit below the min recommended (800) but you can still beat up jobbers.
>>549762641Yeah, it'll trigger.
Meisho DOTO
4 more hours...
>>549762774Glad I'm not the only one
>>549762712>oinkerno way you will call this a whale deck
>>549762736the "meta" front wasn't even the strongest too, SMaru believers really got the short end of the stick
>>549762368I think it's good if you proc it at the right time. For Pace I doubt it'll help much but as end it would be really helpful assuming you've already proc NSM. That's why Behold is such a great skill because it's after all the accel
>>549762651i kneel
Marriage with Taishin
>trashed my stored run and my first borrow pre-classicsI know we're still 28/30 danchou, but I'm sorry...
80003381Scorpio test
>>549762891>MLB KitasanRerollers or dolphin?
>>549762683kino.
>no Long Sfuck itI'm running out of timeI still need to build 2 more umas
>>549762891>running 2stam on a +30% stam uma
>>549762891I'm sorry to say this, Anon-kun, but you really should take a Speed SR instead of that borrow and borrow MLB Creek instead, 0LB Creek is kinda asscheeks
Hashire hashire uma musume
>>549762712why would you even need an oinker inspectionthat power is a huge tell>>549762891shit you're doing kinda bad for someone with their own KSB
>>549762986>Professor of Reddit and Corners ooBwo...
>>549761816It’s a great game too anon. It needs money to be able to get the horses’s names and have that real-life counterpart that distinguishes it from other IP, not to mention that’s makes development for it indefinite. And having the best supports doesn’t even guarantee winning the PvP aspect.In theory, how would you go about having the same game but have everything unlocked through merit without turning it into a grind? I’m not saying it isn’t possible but I’m curious. How do you implement a system with different rarity cards that you unlock and not turn it into who has the most time to do it automatically-win?
>>549763116prof of reddit is acceptably good now since the update
>>549763038If your club has 5 or more flatliners, KILL your danchou
>>549762249>>549762704I've heard this gaslight a lot recently. I know some of you are unemployed autists, but most people don't seriously fidget with team compositions in unity races? I've done maybe 100 unity careers and have never used anything but auto-complete. I haven't even opened the menu to change teams.
>>549763054I know someone who refuses to parent farm for accel when I see oneIt's like looking into a mirror
DON'T CUM IN YOUR TRAINEE'S EARIT'S NOT GOOD FOR THEM!THEY WON'T HEAR THE STARTING GUN AND WILL HAVE A LATE START!
Maybe I should've not spend so much SP buying greens.
will he make a sequel?
>>549763054(me)>>549762891forget what I said actually, I forgot this was Cafe, I don't actually know how to build her
>>549761816cool it with the antisemitism
>>549762606
>>549762956spend like 40 bucks in kita banner and used anniv ticket on the mlb>>549763089Cafe seems hard to train for me it seems>>549763054Getting spurt is ass. I would need to rely on inheritence which is much lower chance than Sweep event. I tried several runs with Amazon hints but that was agony aswell
>>549763038Nibiru the Primal Derby…
>>549763294Your Shakur??
>>5497630251 of those stam cards is a 0lb creek. she is incredibly fucking bad at 0lb
>>549763370using shakur is worse than using sweepshe does literally nothingThat 5% TE is a lie, and on paper she's supposed to be useable since she's a wit card with a little TEbut my fucking statline gets so bad every time I try her
>>549763234You have to manually set teammate Bakushin to Front because her default style is Pace
>>549763234It's worth opening the teams once in a while. Auto will automatically put some of the girls on style where their skills wont proc. For example is auto putting Nishino into late during Sprint where she can only proc Pace chaser corners at that time or auto putting Kitasan into Medium and your ace into long when Kitasan's mainly built for Long
>>549763246Cumming In an Uma’s ear. Cumming on the hair of an Uma’s tail. Cumming from the intercrural of their toned muscular thighs. Cumming inside of an Uma so she misses her race in nine months
>>549761895You know, I don't even like Kitasan but that picture awakes something primal in me and the only thing that goes through my mind when I see it is: I must breed the horse girlIt is, in my humble opinion, one of the sexies drawings ever made, I can't fucking explain it, it's pure sex
Currently drinking my morning coffee to be closer with my trainee manhattan cafe. I got some new beans that are a lighter roast than what I usually get. I think I need to adjust the grind size a bit for these ones.I hope everyone is having a good morning!
>>549763468anon mentioned hishiama, if he had power rice even at lb1 it'd be really good and he wouldn't have to run lb0 creek
>>549763145>In theory, how would you go about having the same game... How do you implement a system with different rarity cards that you unlock?By not having this mechanic at all. The entire gacha system is irredeemable garbage. The rogue lite element is good but the fact that it's tied into a predatory, unbelievably-greedy gacha system ruins it. Plenty of other highly-profitable games exist without having to use this antiquated design.
I can't get the funny sounds to work and I want to hear you guy's memes. :(
>>549763665i agree with that, but i hope that anon doesnt have rice or he should've used her
This HAS to be CM-ready...right bros?
>>549763596>anon sees a good female figure and cums
>>549763145Jesus, take Cygames tiny nip dick out of your mouth. You do realize that umamusume's "gameplay" is dime-a-dozen in gachas just with an extra race cutscene right? It's not some unique specially crafted gameplay.Imagine glazing a multimillion dollar corporation that aims to extract money off gambling addicts and waifufags for free.
>>549763697What other continuously profitable and continuously updated mobile games don't have any element of gacha?
>>549763796This game is fucking dogshit
>>549763836Someone needs to be umapyoi’d it seems
>>549763787How did you manage this? It should literally be an install and restart?
>>549763796Uh oh anon, I don't see long S.
>>549763796>980stam>1gold recov + siphonthis cafe will die really bad
>>549763796>end S>long Ahahahaha Goldchads we stay winning
>>549763796>lv6whale sama san senpai...
>>549763796witlet...
>>549763796yes
>>549763836>dime-a-dozen in gachasBut Uma Musume isn't an auto-battler JRPG...
>>549763836>Company makes le money... for le free???
>>549763941I don't fucking know. I had ublock and whatnot and I uninstalled them to try and see if that was the issue. I'm wondering what would be fucked in my settings to lead to this...
>>549763234Sometimes I get Doto and Opera O as my teammate but while Doto's aptitude for late is B, her only velo skill works on late. While Opera O has skills for both, she's better as Pace because her recovery skill only works for Pace.
>>549763796yeah for medium CM
>>549763796Holy shit why is your Unique Lvl 6 anon...
>wait for blue spirit to drop on power>get ass fucked by unity for not popping enough bluesIt's so tiring...
>>549763954her unique is a stam siphon as well isnt it?
>>549763796If you proc both recovery skills yeah, 50% chance she'll do a full spurt
>>549763697That didn't really answer the question
>>549763875Why does it have to be a mobile game? I like the IP but mobile gachas are complete and utter shit.
>>549764090her ult is a mini dominator so it steals speed instead of stamina
>>549762753>>549762910God damn it. Is NSM even worth getting for a pace? Who else other than an idiot like me is gonna be running front/pace?I could pick Angling and hope for lucky pace but that strat doesn't sound good, to be honest.
>>549763836>STOP ENJOYING THINGS OKAY????
Show off your loaner parents.
>>549764135Bwo this is a thread about a mobile game
>>549764090it sucks speed not stamina
>>549763796She COULD win but you can treat long S as mandatory for this CM. You can assume most that will proceed to group A has long S, and long S is like 200m equivalent for long. Nice job getting masterful gambit though you need that
>>549763836You can smell the /v/ stench from this post
>>549763796>doesn't have 1200 stam + 3 gold recoveriesbakashe won't even reach the finish line
>>549764168>Is NSM even worth getting for a pace?NSM is good for everyone, even fronts if you set up a Suzuka rabbit.
>>549764105Your reading comprehension?>>549764216Unfortunately that's the reality, yes. Smart phones were a mistake.
do people actually get double S's for CM? I have never trained a horse that ever got that
>>549763969I just realized Tachy drinks tea from a test tube
i dont really get anything from caffeinebut coffee does taste good
Morning bwos, I just woke up
the auto-assign put fucking urara on turf mile i don't even care anymore run your heart out
>>549763836>You do realize that umamusume's "gameplay" is dime-a-dozen in gachas just with an extra race cutscene right?But it's not an auto-battler JRPG or a BOTW and Genshin rip-off though.
>>549764297>even fronts>if you set up a Suzuka rabbitokay but what if you don'tassuming you built a pace to take 1st place and not leave it, NSM just isn't gonna do anything for you
>>549764340This is bait for the OBEY YOUR MASTER banner coming right after it.Only Oguri Chubbychasers and metakeks will roll for this.
>>549764364She does?
>>549764352It doesn't really answer the question
CM soon
>>549764168Pacetard here. NSM is always good since you can assume some are also bringing 1 pace or another front. Activating it CAN make you 1st into Angling but it's very SP hungry since you have so many things you need as Pace chaser.There's also where you can pray with Prov and It's On! to overtake in the very last second of mid-race and they can widen the gap by then but you need to pray that the end closers wont proc their NSM early. You can only win as Pace rarely this CM or when every condition matches.
>>549764549I run like this
>>549764510If you don't roll for Oguri Blanco you have no soul, simple as.
taishin would do this
>>549764090Why exactly did they give Cafe all the drain skills?
If you don't do a single training session you should be able to end a run without it counting towards your borrow limit
>noon in americaAh, that explains all the corpo defenders.
>>549764649>>549764670that's a boy
>>549764692because she is evil just like nice nature
>>549764528in the movie, yes.>>549764510we love our Ogurin here you fraud.
>>549764538And that question completely failed to understand the original complaint. You seem to struggle with comprehending basic English so I won't waste any more time on you.
>>549764649>>549764670I look like this
>>549764364Is this the comedic sleeve club?
>>549764510>fictional umasadly, nobut god i wish they did it, i'd coom my eyes out
>>549764778a cute boy (wife)
>>549764549wtf where did you find a webm of me on my run
>>549764340i love how some umas have gone for over 3 years or so without an alternate version and yet oguri gets a 2nd one. It's gbf Vira all over again
>>549764778fuck boys
Why is global not getting the new oguri?
To that anon who I disappointed last time, I finally got over my fear of new places and bought some real stollen at the Christmas market. It's a lot better. I still don't have Eishin though...
who would be stronger in CM7, pace taiki with Pasa's ult inherited or pace Pasa with Taiki's ult inherited?
>>549764960that is cos she is cap aka peak
umazing inspo, very cool
>>549764975Cygames doesn’t love us enough…we have to wait 4 years…
>>549764598post vagina
>>549764549i chase women at night like this
>>549765041Taiki without Pasa's ult inherited.
>>549764510retard>>549764960shut up with your whataboutism garbage using other gachas
Ok, have a nice day
>listen to Tazuna and take on The Apex on the 4th unity cup round >just barely lost>ended up just barely losing to Riko's team too>lost out on NSM and at least +20 to all stats on a long S runThis could have been a great run had I not fallen for the green woman's tricks
dirt remake + america scenariobelieve
>>549764960Look, it's Oguri Cap (as in peak). Everyone loves her and she deserves another one.
>>549762839Stay away from her Doto. She's the companion of Leckermaul!
Since when can you spam the same image like that
>>549764960she's the face of the franchise after all
>>549765301just add a pixel dot on paint
do any of you footchads have the pic of tachyon (and other umas but I only remember tachy) showing off all their bare feet under the table? I can't find it
>>549765195You too!>>549765242My Bro!
>>549760553Please respond
>*SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
>>549764960the 3rd pasa skin.... aaany second now....
>>549765473Reply for you~~~ I don't know
>>549760553>>549765473assume it is always RNG
>>549765380this is rape, rape is canon now
>>549765041there's no reason to bother with condor's unique
>>549764297I meant for this CM, which I assume will see very little fronts/paces. I'm not running Suzuka for this one.>>549764591I guess assuming at least 1 front/pace from other players is reasonable, but I can't buy both Angling and NSM, unfortunately.I have 360 skill points left. I can take either In Body and Mind or Angling+2 greens+long corners.
cant believe a classy girl like cafe has to babysit this tard
>>549765235>listening to green womanGuts is now a decent stat so Tazujew Hayakikewa needs to come up with more lies so that poor torenas fails making TT aces and has to spend money are her scam store to keep Class 6 using parfaits.
>>549764497I think you are supposed to bring multiple paces/fronts if you run the style to proc NSM off each other
things are fifty fiftythey either happen or they dont
Is the gaslightulator fixed yet?
>>549765041Pasa's ult procs way later than Taiki's
>>549765261Don't sit on the floor you fucking retards
>>549765041Pasa is finally good again?
the gyaru zoomersquad FEARS this
Stop acting so uppity /uma/!
>>549765720WHY!?
>>549765473there is like no reason to use Turbo Speed SSR when we got the welfare bourbon wit now. As much as i like taabo
>>549765041also holy shit I wish Taiki had jeans on her G1 outfit like this
>>549765868Your clothes will get dirty
had double URA spark and long S and spurt proc in a run where I lost a unity race
>>549765829>Keep seeing this Rudolf and Oguri memeThey're both stallions...What happen?
>>549765869I dunno honestly turbo has given me juicy speed training
>>549765754they're literally just wine moms, what the fuck is the Tracen admin doing, these people should not be students
>>549765987Oguri and Rudolf kiss on the original PV for uma musume.
>>549765598Honestly really hard to decide. You're gambling with both but Angling+2 greens+long corners sounds more SP efficient. I've only tried In Body and Mind as Pace in Medium so I can't say how good it is exactly for this CM. It was really clutch for Medium though
>>549765947You can just wash them
Oguri and Tamamo look really cool in the Cinderella Gray thingThen I look at the in game models and have a good chuckle
>>549765869I DOUBT ITNOW SAY HER NAME!!!
>>549765987The original PV for the game was VERY yuritard coded, which not only offended the horse owner but community alike, forcing cy to delay the game and redo things.
*Hack* *cough* this is it for me... I'm sorry Fuku...
I just wasted a borrow run and took the wrong cards, fuck me bros
>>549764960Don't forget there are3 Tachyons3 Hayahides3 Flashes3 Gold Cities3 Gold Ships3 Grasses3 Fujins3 Kingus3 Kitasans3 Marus3 Top Guns3 McQueens3 Taishins3 Natures3 Raisus3 Diamonds3 Smart Birbs3 Creeks3 Teios3 TickezosAll before the most beloved horse in Japan got this alt.
>if you're not born from sunday silence, you have no soulwtf that's raycist....
>>549766195look at how fucking flat she is goddamn that's hot
>some supports play 2/3 of their events>support I have in my deck can't even start until senior year nov
>>549766192your english is very brown coded
>>549766049wait, do you have her mlb or something? My deck is so shit i automatically default to expecting just 0lb versions of random SSRs
>>549764960a lot of umas have 3 versions and did so before oguri, she's not special
>>549765987All you need to know is that Kaneko saved Uma Musume from becoming season 1 of the anime.
>>549766372NTA but I shit my pants today and got frightened for a moment reading this.
>>549766265
>>549766195Water so cold her tits dissapeared
>>549766370Rice would do this
>>549764960Meanwhile Maya got her 2nd alt a year before and she's top tier for every long races not just arima kinen
>>549766372Your reaction is extremely salty coded, seething and obsessed even.
>oaks>tickezowtf
>>549766154tamamo looks retarded in a good way
>>549766370why is she eating it like that? is she retarded?
>check uma fics >there’s a fucking crossover fic with worm NOT EVEN THIS SERIES IS SAFE FROM SB
>>549765987
>>549766159SHISHOUi really want her to get an alt soon... She is literally in 1* hell
>>549764960shup up I need 2 more Oguri costumes and cygays is taking their sweet time to release them
>>549766463
>trying to build cafe for libra>12% failure>6% failure>2% failure>2% failure>another 2% failure3 borrows down the drain because of shit like this happening constantly. No other uma has kept on fucking up as often and as consistently as she has over the past day.
>>549762683>i've been looping this constantly over and over againPeak as in cap
>>549766385no I just have 1LB Twin Turbo but I also only have 1LB KitasanAt these levels, Turbo is a bit better than Kita
>>549763796in order to win this CM you need to1. make it to the final spurt without running out of stamina2. activate straightaway spurt and NSM at the same time3. [VERY IMPORTANT] don't get blockedthis uma has NSM and 2 recovery skills and around 1000 stamina but her wit is lacking so you will need to get lucky and you will need to not get unlucky
>>549765868Which umas are built for domestic violence?
>>549766154>Oguri and Tamamo look really cool in the Cinderella Gray thing
I forgot you need 3 green skills to activate groundwork...
>>549766295>3 GrassesThat's a lot of booty.
>>549766712Nice Nature
>>549766550The fucking web novel?
>look through cafe career to see why people like her>schizo supernatural shit>her nails crack and bleed like some sort of foot fungus shitthis character is fucking terrible
>>549766550>UMAMUSUME WORM DERBY [au] [projection] [panacea]
90751232 cm6
>>549766295who?
>>549766823You just described peak, though?
>>549760521>no stam bonusno thanks
>>549766712>nice nature for abuse >Curren for divorce dangling >super creek for not giving her kids
>point out yuritard-ism is a thing>WOW YOURE BROWN LOL>say that you like yurishite>WOW YOURE BROWN LOL>say that you dislike yuripigdisgusting>WOW YOURE BROWN LOLreally makes you think doesnt it
>>549765869I am training Mihono Bourbon for this CM. I can't use the Mihono Bourbon Wit support.
>>549766760believe in orange horse skill
>>549766826Is this something I should be interested in?
>>549766760
>>549766760>Sympathy
>>549766983no
>>549766919WOW YOURE BROWN LOL
>>549766470>breaks your door>comes in uninvited>ruins your peaceful christmas night>"I might come and visit you again"?
Uma&Co is still at 28/30 its over
>>549766853AIIIIIEEE
>>549766760>>549767019someone should start a gaslight to get everyone to use sympathy
>>549766853damn all my umas got late start
>>549766919Good thing that I'm black, I would hate to be brown
>>549766136That's what I was leaning towards too. Thanks dacchi.
>>549766589what a slut...
>>549766819Worm has become the new Naruto of fanfic. It sucks >>549766826You stop that. Don’t encourage those fuckers
>>549767067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY&t=1s
>>549766550there's a fun umamusume magical girl quest over on sb that I've been followingauthor writes slow as shit though
>>549767107it's like reverse MAD, no reason not to get it
thats not cafe
>>549767174I did know it had a bunch of fanfics but I didn't know it was that bad. That does remind me, I should probably finish reading Ward, I've had that on the backburner for more than a year
I've never been able to join an /uma/ lobby because they get filled too fast. Which umamusume is for me?
>>549767294the reason is 50 skill points
>>549767367Haru Urara
>>549766760I have 362 wit oguri with 3 greens + groundwork and I still haven't seen her proc it even once, the wit check is brutal
>>549766712>Teio for pouring coffee on her and cheating on her with her dad
>>549767294wtf is MAD? Sympathy only triggers if like half the lobby has the skill and even then you just buffed everyone else just as much. 49 skillpoints+ tip for that please
How do I get motivated?
>>549766712teio ofc
>>549767452think of it as debuffing half the lobby instead
>>5497673672 anons always get in before you?Nice Nature
>>549767316you're a Dotofag nowcongrats
>>549767452mutually assured destructionif you have literally nothing else you can do with 49 leftover skill points there's no reason not to take sympathy
>>549767517or debuffing yourself in the 99% of lobbies where it does not proc
What's the statline for next CM?
>>549767612nothing happens to you in the lobbies where it does not proc
fuck i cant post gentildonna licking at oguri sex
>>549767490I want teio to abuse me
>>5497676371200/1200/1200/1200/1200S distance, track and style.
>>549767727teio would do this
I want Gentildonna to crush my head while I'm giving her the best cunnilingus she'll ever get in her entire life
>>549767452>wtf is MAD?Mutually Assured Destruction. If I bring Maverick/Lone Wolf and you don't, I win. If we both bring Maverick/Lone Wolf we both lose out on a skills AND on skill points that could've gone to better skills.Reverse MAD would be: if you DON'T bring Sympathy and everyone else does, you lose. So now you're forced to spend the skill points and build decks for sympathy, otherwise, you lose.
BREAD. NOW.
>>549767729I hope you are reincarnated into a race horse in your next life and break your leg
>>549767637>medium, rain1200/1200/901/450/601, two stamina golds
>>549765242Cygames isn't throwing money around at big US races for nothing. I believe.
haha what if I posted a ryan thread lol
Mutually Assured Benefit
>>549767857Do it pussy
>>549767823Laisu will eat all the bread for breakfast tho
>>549767857can you post a biwa thread actually
I HATE IMAGE LIMIT
I HATE DOTO AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND WITHOUT IMAGE!
fervently praying for a doto thread
>>549767927Her friends call her Hayahide
>>549767824I hope you are reincarnated as a race horse, die on the field, and get immortalized as an uma musume that is so lewdable that you have the most rape doujins
>>549767047>"I might come and rape you again"Typical mare behavior
>>549768016I'm not her friend
I call her big head
>>549767294Really says how pvp works. Instead of getting a skill that would boost everyone if everyone has it, they'd rather not just not to give your opponents any kind of advantage
All I want is 3*Stam 3*Pace…is that so much to ask for…?
>gets 200% more screen time than her sister>still will never be as popularpoor biwa...
BAKE
I call her my beloved banana fiend
We should get a Teio threadEveryone loves Teio
just got D rank before the first unity race for the first ime I didn't know its possible
>>549462940>>549462940>>549462940
>>549768213I've got something for you to bake anon>*unzips dick*
>>549768268>>549768268>>549768268
>>549768097There was a guy at my high school that people nicknamed "big head". I have no clue why, his head wasn't particularly big and he wasn't very smart. Yet 20 years later I still remember this...
BAKEMITAI
>>549767927her boyfriend (me) calls her banana gobbler
>>549766925Mihono Bourbon already has Taking the Lead...
I did one run today. That's all you get boss.
>>549768047Sure, but I'm the one doing the raping.
>>549758428if we win
