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creeks fuckin huge milkers
In love with a gyaru
Taishit HATEthough she did help me limp into final round
You shouldn't be rolling for anything because American Pharoah uma and the Secretariat Speed Card are gonna drop on JP soon.
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
sprints are a fucking joke
>>550290383what is that long, brown cylinder erupting from her neck and out-of-frame?
it's not going well folks
>>550290189
tamamo in global nyow
>>550290573What's the point of the boob window when her tits are so small?
*cough* *wheeze* free2play bros... *cough*
>first time ever I got a 0/5I fucking hate non stop rushing pvp and whale CMs
>>550290694gay
Remember NOT to pull on Kitasan's rerun as it can brick your account further and unsuable on MANT
>>550290802shouldn't have queued so early dumbass
>>550290619It's the fan she's holding.The other end is out of the frame and probably being held by her hand
>>550290619bro that's the stick of whatever umbrella/fan she's holding
>>550290537American Pharoah(sic) will cameo as a tourist
>>550290573My Fujis always get 2nd in that sprint race thanks to her B aptitude, unless she has at least 850 speed.
>>550290823
The opposite of a small penis is a big vagina~
>>550290694uma equivalent of goku and vegeta kissing
Digitan LOVE
my mejiro ryan stuff got here super fastmy small little collection grows
>>550290619that's me, because I'm Super Creek's biggest fan
Here's some advice from a renowned JP Vet. Ignore at your own peril.
im in the shitty middle ground of not having good enough umas for a but stomping in b and now i feel bad because most of these people are using sovl
>>550290989God I hate the feeling of tightness. The one time I had tight pussy was like, release me
>>550290989Creek...
>>550290619Anon!? Your 20/20 vision and/or glasses meta?!
...
How many 5 stars you got anon?
>>550290694kys>>550291000get mafiad
>>550291221I feel like the uma you are actually training always has the worst performances in the unity cup rounds
>>550291281zero
Red is debuffer but what do they mean with the poker chips or purple square?
>>550291281oink
>>5502912810
>>550291281zero like any normal person
STOP SWINGING SO WIDE YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
>>550291357LET'S GO GAMBLINGPurple is hard to train or need a lot of pink sparks
yeahI think I'll come back later
>>550291130Yeah totally, brah, I know tf. Completely. Totally, dude. You know what I mean? Um. Yeah. Hahaha...
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
SEE YOU IN THE FINALS, GOLDSHITTERS
>>5502912810 but I have enough statues to get my bourbon to 5 stars
You can't insult the piggies, they pay for your game.
>>550291357Gambling and hard to train
oh shit check your mailbox
>>550291465you're using a debuffer you flaming homo
>>550291064Niiiiice musseru anon
Not a good day for the short-haired uma team as we ended up going 1-1-4-1. There was a lot more diversity in opposing teams today than yesterday as I saw 5/40 without a Gold Ship.The biggest mistake I made this CM was with my Seiun. She can't compete without a rabbit or another front to run with and I think she also may be gassing out in most races.I have extremely low expectations for A finals...
>>550291357what do you use poker chips for anon
Everyone who used Gold Shit this CM should quit NOW, this game is not for you.
>>550290383Super Creek in yukata is so pleasing to look at.
>>550291357Why is Wedding Maya S-Tier?Actually why are both Mayas S-Tier..
If she had S medium would this be good for Scorpio
>>550291475what if i want the game to die though
>>550291571le double murmur, your enemies will need 1200 stam and 3 gold recoveries!!!
>>550291592we're in an age where you need at least 3 midrace skills to even be competitive
How to win honestly according to /uma/>don't use the best Umas>don't use debuffers that let you beat the best Umas and whalesI'm starting to think this is propaganda from whales to create easier competition...
What is the name of (You)r CM team?
>>550291525I'd be stupid not to, when every room has 2x cafe, 2x golshi and 2x taishin (optional mayano)
Brian LOVE
Group B bros...hold me
>>550291750everything other than gold shit is honest this CM, anything else being said is just gold shit niggers trying to cope
>>550291750but debuffers doesn't work. i've been hit by ASE several times but it doesn't do anything. i have no idea why most of /uma/ are complaining about them.
Do you think on international talk like a pirate day all the umas get together and hold a Doubloonity Cup?
>>550291750…he knows too much. Take him out.
>>550291825I love these fat fucks
>>550291221>not even suzuka herselfkek
I've never been happier with a win than my 3 favorite horses
>>550291357Let's roll the dice, baby!
Post pre-finals results.60%+ overall WR feels like a good gamble for the last race...
3rd place is mine
Post something Germ*n
>>550291357FUCK OFF EVIL NATURE I HATE YOU
>>550291825I love how she TOLD Curren for being a THOT
>>550291357I'm surprised Taishin is so high, Encroaching Shadow is complete dogshit for Scorpio
>>550291750Take him to the island.
>silence suzuka as a runaway as the main anchor to win races>give smaru/another front runner no stopping me so that if there's multiple runaway suzukas and they spot struggle then they can proc the skill off of them burning out of staminaAny reason why this wouldn't work?
>queue up>bad mood>bad mood>normal mood>bad mood>bad moodHAHA
>10 spins to the first bingothe light hurts my eyes
>>550291750I can't name another fucking gacha where a f2p unit is the best one for PvP. The people complaining about Golshi are whales seething about their Hallo Rice, Cafe and Taishits being assblasted by the GOAT Ship.>debuffersStamina debuffers are retarded. I can understand velocity debuffers though.
>>550291756Short-haired umas team (formerly Paizuri team)
>>550292217blue board so can't post scat
obligatory
>>550292327
>>550292217
>>550292247W-what island?
Some crazy as fuck RNG tonightDropped down to 65% WR in Round 2.Overall 78% WR. One thing I learned today is that my Golshi can survive as long as she procs one gold and that Pacers will never secure victory.
>>550291887it does work a little bit and a little bit is enough sometimes (hopefully in the finals)
>>550292370So real, i posted my winrate and people were so fucking retarded
I QUALIFIED TO GROUP B FINALS!!!!!!!!
>>550292327THE SWINGING MAESTROS
>>550292389>formerly PaizuriThat comment on Seiun really got to you, huh?
>guy brings Suzuka for rabbit>I rabbit off of his Front before he can off SuzukaLmao
>>550292327so this is why they disqualified her?
>>550292327SWINGING MAESTROS
35 more days
>>550292370>>550292529soulless fags still trying to cope lol you're going to quit the game in a month
>>550292465FEELING FUNNY TODAY ARENT WE!?
>>550291750Debuffers are better for shorter tracks. long tracks there is more chance to recover or the debuff happens at a useless point.
With the same team, queueing at reset both times>Yesterday:3/20>Today:11/20what can we learn from this?
>>550291825Why does she have that thing on her nose?
>>550292319That is what I've been doing.vs a whaled Teiohttps://litter.catbox.moe/irclyo.mp4vs weak teamshttps://litter.catbox.moe/5mc6dx.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/g2y7wt.mp4>Any reason why this wouldn't work?You need stats/midrace skills for your frontrunners to move forward.You need to run Power Rice on Maya+Suzuka for an extra gold recovery, and Maruzensky's restless procs early race so moxie seems better.
>>550291357FiMo spotted
>>550292604TEIO DON'T LOOK
>>550292616Ok bro, enjoy your Libra Bronze
>>550292370Support deck is what you whale on not characters, it doesn't matter if Golshi is meta in a CM if what you need to make her viable is a souped up deck. You can have a Rice/Cafe that's just worse than a Gold Ship with all MLB cards.
>>550292679Moe
>>550292561I couldn't argue with the logic...
EAT YOUR VEGGIES
>>550292616no? Spent too much on the game already
In the game it's autumn, but we know what season it really is.https://jiggie.fun/funtrue
>>550291475Nothing wrong with a few buhiposts, if they can't take the bants it's not my problem
>>550292713WHY NOT TEIO WILL HAVE THOSE TOO ONCE SHE GROWS UP
>>550292327how many more tachyon reactions can we get
>>550292732kek you wish, i have an 80% winrate without having to use the nigger crutch>>550292809if the only thing keeping you playing is sunk cost you should quit now
>>550292908>when she grows upTEIO YOU HAVE THE SAME AGE AS HER
>5-0 in Finals>each win has only made me more nervous to keep up the winning streakI have a newfound appreciation for world class athletes who can maintain their cool when everyone expects then to win.
>>550292691how do your Mayano and SMaru stats look like?
>>550293029Riko should exercise more...
>>550293001I play all hoyo games and wuwa since release, not gonna quit bozo
>even with S ranks Gold Ship I couldn't get to A rank
>>550291545You only need to win once in Finals, umadacchi. Don't lose hope until the first uma crosses the finish line!
>>550291750Doubt it. My actual problem is that 4chan got filled with retards instead of people pretending to be retarded like 2 decades ago, so you can't tell if they are having a giggle or just UMAutists
0/20 yesterday, when do other shitters in group a match so i can get 1 win?
>remove mayano for gold ship>instantly get into A finals dumbass broken horse
>>550290802>I fucking hate non stop rushing pvp and whale CMsJust take a break and do the bare minimum until you feel like it, after winning a CM i didn't want to be endlessly on the treadmill.
some anons are getting UPPITYUPPITY hours
>>550292743I don't think you know how a whale thinks or even how the game works, if you think you need to be a whale to make an uma "viable" for this CM, I have very bad news for you. You need much more effort though
>>550292793>"YADA!" I said before sticking my dick into her
Round 2 final win rate... Who knows I might even get lucky in the finals (probably not)
>>550293047>paypiggy playing a horsegirl gacha mentioning himself in the same breath as world class athleteskekkek
>>550291357>"oh shit finemo's released in time for scorpio?">check the dates>she's not released until a week after the cm endsWhy's she even on there
>>550292793>AI slopThat's not very beautiful...
>>550293123no wonder you're a goldshit fag
>>550292327Yeeees!!
>>550293131Literally how?
>>550292370my hallo rice is winning thougheverbeit
>>550293325That's the point you mouthbreating moron. If I can feel pressure in a situation like CM's where there's absolutely no irl stakes. Imagine what it must be like for actual competitors.
>>550293264i'll get uppity yer butt
>>550293134I'll choose to believe in them!
holy fuck I would've liked a replay of this she just bob and weaved through 5+ end closers and just finished ahead. that was epic
>>550293204Sorry I'll be scattering mine out somewhat randomly over the next several hours probably. Maybe you'll get lucky and meet me anyway though
>>550293325I respect them and their efforts.
>>550293131deserved for using goldshit
>>550293305double debuffer?
>>550292327missing a huge bush
>months into the game and anons still gets easily gaslighted by any listUmazing
>>550293305
>>550292743That's blatantly not true, though. Golshi's growth rates and kit make her by far one of the easiest Ends, if not Umas in general, to build to a perfectly usable degree for this CM, even with a mediocre deck. That's why so many people are running her, you can slap together an Ace that can actually win races with a mid deck and just 2-3 Careers. That viability argument literally only works for weaker Paces, and Fronts in general, since you basically have to commit to a Rabbit if you want to win
Suck it Goldshit.
>when torena doesn't want to goo goo babies
>>550292793Make me
finished cafes run and it is the first time ive seen Opera O nearly break character. Even told doto not to speak or get along with cafe lol
>>550293504KEK
>>550292217something Germ*n
>>550291179Thank you, now I just need Ama and Brian dance soundpost so tonight can be a good night
>>550291281Just one, my #1.
>>550293464This shit is so retarded. >noooo you gotta play the game i say it or else..Like i genuinely dont understand your point besides that
>>550293225This. I won Gemini (yes the gold ship one) and immediately started doing 1 career a day or less.
>>550291357Is there a video for this retarded list explaining why each of them are good?
>>550293735she's a bad loser
>>550293615gold shit is broken because she has the positioning of a good late-surger with the late-game modifiers of an end whilst having to invest nothing. you could tamper with her growth-rates and she'd still be strong.
Sex with Belno
>>550292672Don't queue at reset? Wait for when the dadgamers are home and running their A rating Aces? Make better Umas? I don't know lad
>>550293591yes, I like to see hesitant end closers spam and behold thine emperor's divine might take care of the final stretch.
getting UPPITY
>>550291463danchou...
>>550291357>Bobo Cfucking retards
Post tranny
>>550293559wow and so does everyone else
lol
>>550293951Damn Belno...
>>550291281>4-5 star with low potentialsSo a pig that doesn't even play but pulls on every uma banner?
>>550293798you're not playing a game, you're simply fulfilling a checklist. it's soulless.
>70 pulls into cafe banner>rainbow shutters>oh nice, wasn't so bad after a->MEJIRO MCQUEENFUCK OFF
>>550293735I fucking hate Manhattan Cafe.
What the fuck is this thing?
>>550294036BASED chud
wow i love uma musume rng!
>>550293735cafe is fucking crazy
Fuck you I want Cafe
i remember saying i was gonna take CM calm and do the bare minimum for the rewards BUT NOW I'M TRYHARDING AGAINST MY OWN WILL BECAUSE I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING YADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550293880It's probably from his stream draft streamshttps://youtu.be/9SBjF83gIIoit's up on his canvas nowhttps://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw>>550291357It's explained in the full chart but poker = gambler and gatekept means harder to train
>>550293695I would always play goo goo babies with Creek... as long as we're not in public
Holy Umalet
>>550294247It really isn't her fault she's haunted by Sunday Silence just because the honse refused the isekai
>>550294337>he doesn't want to do it in public
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen spirits are lowto alway rember happy doto
Just got all of BNW on one multi
>4 S ranksI'm hating this CM bigtime, I can't even get 2 wins, I won't get into the finals
>reddit spacing>eceleb garbage>phone trash (vertical)ignored
>>550293087This is for the current CM, Long.Shit deck so anyone can do better.
>1/5>3/5>5/5>3/5*It* could actually happen lord please...
>>550293798You're boring, anon. Gold Ships are expected to win. Don't come posting this shit here like you've accomplished anything.
>>550293735>Cafe meets Opera>'I don't see a soul'>refuses to elaborate any further>wins
>race 1>get 2nd, 3rd and 4th>race 2>get 2nd, 3rd and 4th>race 3>get 2nd, 3rd and 4th>race 4>get 2nd, 3rd and 4th>race 5>get 2nd, 3rd and 4ththis CM is fucking cursed
>>550294151COPINGCOPING AND SEETHINGSHE JUST CAN'T ACCEPT WHAT SHE'S SEEING
>>550291750Everyone is a scrub when it comes to getting competitive in the idol waifu racing game
>>550294453
>>550294019Genuine retard here, why would you take Bobo over other fronts now that Taking the Lead is available in a welfare SSR wit card?
You guys are fucking retarded./
3 days until I'm finally unbricked.....
>>550294151>>550294247in the end who is leckermaul? I know it says the witch but it could also be a uma who likes sweets right?
>>550294583there's still RAAAAAAPE
>>550294352lmao
mihoyo bourbon lol
>1/4>1/4>1/4>1/4haha...
cafe and taishin are just as broken as gold ship, so I don't get what the whales are crying about... they got 3x the odds without even counting the deck disparity
Yo, Toreina. How is the final day before finals going? Want to post your win rate?What's that? Haven't done 4th day yet? Waiting 8 more hours? Something something you're too tired to click a button?Oh nononono Toreina. Is trying to fight casuals the only way you can get to finals? Is this what a good, skilled trainer would do? All that bragging on day 1 and 2 only for you to squat in the corner while the big boys are playing?
>>550294151>>550294510A beef more real than Curren x Falco.
>yesterday 1-1-1-3 >today 5-4-4-1based whales letting jobbers into the finals
>>550294250That's me. I wasted like around 100 carats yesterday for a decent new ace. My outdated one still ended up being better. Ended up with around 4m fans though so my club benefitted from it at least
>>550294674I hope you stay bricked for posting these
>1500 caratsTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS
>>550294656>/
https://automaton-media.com/en/news/umamusume-pretty-derby-developer-sees-136-growth-in-net-profit-thanks-to-the-titles-huge-global-success/They should use some of that money to develop a 3D version of the game that lets you explore the academy and interact with the students and/or your umawives.
>>550294457Blessed.
>>550294780I'm going in soon. Is today really easier?
>>550294826GENTLE WIFE GENTLE LIFE AAAAAAAAAA
>>550294741retard goldship is 100x easier to train
>QUEUE NOWQUEUE NOW
>>550294438Please understand, I need to maintain some dignity in the public eye!In private she can get as embarrassing with me as she wants and I won't say no.
>>550294583just like me fr fr
>>550294947nyes, I had 3 wins in total yesterday, while today I even got 4 wins in a single set
>>550294759I'm going to fingerbang you until you pee yourself squirting, Teio.
>>550294759Everytime I see a Teio post it makes mad out of reflex even if it doesn’t even have anything to do with me
i want to have sex with yukino bijin
i thought they were adding a good card to the scouting?
>>550294617there isn't really one I just dislike slander, she comes with a gold recovery so you're not forced to pick up maestro if your rice ssr is shit / have to borrow something else / want to use a better power cardshe should at least be B, C is genuine autism. fucking curren is in B despite having G in mediumthey assume everyone just gets S automatically which she would need 3 inspiration procs to get like okay??you don't need to account that for rankings USUALLY but if they start off with G I think it should absolutely affect it
>>550295075doto would in fact say this
>>550294947yes but i did them earlier but be harder now
>3/5>3/5>5/5>4/5I'm thinking you should queue now
>2/5FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
using goldshit is the equivalent of playing on easy or using magic on elden ring, you didn't actually beat the game
>>550294683It's in reference to the Hansel and Gretel opera than the general translation of leckermaul
>>550290383anons, is the current event card worth MLBing, or nah?
>>550295136um but why would I want to stop people weaker than me from entering finals?
Wait so why does Opera dislike Cafe
>>550294320It's still outdated. I'm guessing OG Teio will be once again ranked low and I'm gonna have to win it again using OG Teio
>>550291756I should be naming my teams, that feels sovlful, I don't know what I'd name this one, but the next one will be "Chase the Hoedown"
>>550295240SEX
>>550295312nofeel free to cleat itit is useless
>>550295312cleat it
>1/5>0/5>1/5How did I even manage to luckshit my way into Group A Round 2
>>550295312You'll use it for MANT
>>550293695But making eye contact with strangers while being breastfed is the best part.
>>550295312>10 race bonus>Gambler's gold (accel random corner)>40 friendship>50 Special Week points
>>550291756I haven't thought of one..
>>550294961is moving a 10% from power to stamina really 100 times harder?
>>550294683Opera was talking about Sundayman.After that with Eishin, Cafe gets the idea that Sundayman may be evil, but Rob Roy tells her that a witch can be good too.
>>550291357I don't get it
>poorfag welfare cleaters at it again
>>550295497Same here but then I got a sudden 4-1 run, never stop gambling
>>550291281I have played since week one
>>550295576>C end
>>550295480
Is the only way to unlock characters with Star Pieces buying them one at a time in the shop on sales? How am I supposed to go about getting the other Umas without swiping my Adult Card? I don't want to disappoint Teio.
>>550295612You don't understand how much I need my extra SR Dictus anon.
>>550294250lol I just shotgunned all my tickets today in 25 minutes. One because this track has nothing happening until late-race and you see if you win NSM/Spurt/other accel gamble or not, and two because I know my weaknesses and those are long tracks. I can't get all the stats to stamcheck plus capped speed plus the accels plus long S, so I just accept my gibs while getting Scorpio set up.
Is it smart to click recreation on turn 1?
>>550291357How good is running Gold City festival as pace chaser?
>>550295652...Have you really been playing
>>550295651But you can only gamble 8 times..
>>550295745You also get them via Legend races which helps a lot, but the shop is pure RNG
>>550295652>Week one player>Hasn't been using THAT and daily pulling every single daygrim
>oka sho and oaks are the only two races I need left for those missions so I do a Daiwa run>she places 2nd in both of them>those are the only damn races she doesn't get 1st in for the entire runFucking Daiwa
>>550295612You will cleat the SSRs, you will pull dupes, and you will be happy.
>>550295745There will be an update where they add legend races for all umas in the pool so you will be able to get stars every day by picking the daily legend races with the uma you want to farm.
>>550295831>>550295859I played like 1st week then only started again last week....
>>550295672nta but that's just 4 sparks end closer and even then I don't get the point of this reply chain
>>550293951Who is responsible for corrupting her…
She should've had Long Shot.
>>550295312>cleating yeppersyou MONSTER
>>550292327Made me jerk off instantly holy shit
>>550295827the only reason i would click recreation turn 1 is if it's all singular supports.
>>550291064Why did you picked the Uma with the beaten rat on her head as your oshi? Bitch looks like eats red carpet.
>>550292229That's a Late surger Taishin
Funniest lost today was to a shit NN who provoked NSM while every Golshi in the match got blocked
>>550295672woe is me, I have to take 4 end closer sparks! That's literally impossible to do! And that is if I even wanted to, since style does almost nothing
>>550291357>Building a debuffer CreekI refuse. I'm building an Ace and she's gonna get that win screen.
>>550295827>Is there only one uma per training facility, and none are even offering a hint?That's my case of doing recreation on turn 1 or 2.
>>550295916>Couldn't be bothered to spend 10 minutes a day to log in and maybe do dailies
>>550295827only if training is extremely bad
>>550295317cafe called her a ghoul with no soul and she's also kinda insane so yeah
>>550295612>>550295890
>>550295018
>>550290624same, pls stay, we can be happy or even okay, at least wait for Kris S
>>550296091i don't care i hate horses!!!!!!!!!!!
Gold Ship rage posts grow in volume the closer we get to the final
It's funny that I can tell if I'll win the moment I load into the lobby>golshi 6th or lower favorite>no win>4th or 5th>virtually guaranteed>3rd>easiest win of my life
>>550291357>taiki Awhat the fuck?isnt sfv the best unique for this CM
>>550295916Might as well just reroll your account or somethingThere's no merit to "playing" week 1 and you haven't been engaging in between until now
>>550295864>Fucking Daiwayes I do that
>>550296046>picked
>>550296238what did you expect from retard sloptubers
Oh I did not expect this
>>550295560motherly handjob
TOREEEEENNNNAAAASSSSShttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2000687486520136126
>>550296046dont say that....
>>550296347wanna hug cute umasimple as
>>550296248let me let you in on a secret, the free carats still rolled into my mail despite not playing.
>>550296119I still don't have MLB Biwa but I keep getting Eishin Flash from these tickets
i hate goldshit so much
god
>>550293346Someone paid him to put it on there then he forgot to remove it
>>550295852Forgot about that since it was either people I had or people I didn't really care for.>>550295897Bro, why can't we just have the qol updates now? Are they retarded over there?
>>550296136Please cheer up Creek.. I'll wear the diaper, the onesie, and use the pacifier while you babytalk at me.
>>550291357Horrible slop, Taishin doesn't get to proc shadow before pump + 1.2k power have maxed the speed
>>550295413>>550295487>>550295948>>550295612I'm a newfagwell, we all kind of are - I started during kitasan's debuthow exactly do you 'cleat' an SSR, and why?
>>550296418lol
>>550296491SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEX.mp4
It's crazy that Special Week of all umas has a sexier win animation than all the others on her summer variant. Pantyflash dancing op
>>550296565stay carat poor retart
>>550296593Eat less carrots fatty
>>550296491
>>550296593She’s enticing her trainer…
post more sad creek it gets me hard
>used eight (8) tickets>but he didn't make A finals
>>550293798Anyone claiming they are a "goldshit" fag in here are trying to fit in with the meta therefore a worthless drone bot.
>fast forward race>scarlet in massive lead and takes the win>oh neat she hit a rocket i'll rewatch the full race>it was just an opponent's mediocre team forming a wall blocking my other umas and the last person's team
>feel nothing towards creek>decide to run her this cm because easy meastro for pace>she's doing pretty well>notice myself looking at her legs taking long strides>her legs are really beautiful>her racewear is actually really pretty>like the way she looks when racing>I just really like staring at creek's legs >get sad when I finish races because I can't see creek's gorgeous legs
>>550291357I'm gonna need to see this toreina's CM Platinum's resume before I trust this tier list
Super Cheeks
>>550296759>Degenerates find THIS eroticand I'm one of them
i am still in shock seing witjap actually witmaxes his builds for cm
>>550296787Taishin and getting blocked, a match made in heaven.
>>550294018I'm not danchode... sadly
Almond eye nudes next
>>550296821>anon is slowly lifting the pacifier to his mouth
>>550296759
>>550296856I wouldn't last a minute between those cheeks
I LOVE MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
>>550296861He's a believer
>>550296821>t. new enjoyer of goo-goo babies
I think I should kill myselfGroup B btw
IMAGINE if you can randomly get DQd during CM like creek did
I want to be raped by Manhattan Cafe as her friend holds me down while Agnes Tachyon watches and comments some science shit and providing suggestions to Cafe.
>>550296764Please do not laugh at me for being a Group B shitter.
>>550296538>how exactly do you 'cleat' an SSR, and why?you can only cleat them in 'storage' when you have a dupe of a card, so you can't cleat your first copy of a cardthey justify doing so because you get 10 or so SR+ tickets in total by waiting every month for the shop to resettheir reasoning for doing this is because they're dopamine starved and are too poor to purchase carats for daily useeveryone is bound to pull on support card banners, instead of bricking your account by cleating these LIMITED CARDS you can instead wait a month or two and go full spark and get all the SRs you needcleating welfare cards is pure retardation, please don't follow their footsteps. even for shit cards like the golshi one you can use it for parent runs for hint farming
sexo
ningen pussy is so tight and juicy uuuuooohh ningen delicious pussy doesn't compare to sweaty used uma pussningen pussy is superior
>>550297230cafe wouldn't do that
>>550296521you're retarded, Taishin's biggest strength isn't encroaching shadow but her unique providing speed just before the accel zone starts, which makes her good on any track where the final corner starts just before the final leg like cm7
>>550297293this but throwing boiling water on the black cat outside
>>550297295Aoi go home you're drunk, I promise to play URA finale later this week ok?
I'm starting to find my own way of having fun with this game, it isn't about winning the CM but about letting everything to chance and see if you win or not, I'm gradually starting to take riskier training options just because I KNOW I can win the 50/50Now I'm starting to do research on uma card decks and epipeths to create different versions of a single uma according to the track distance
>>550297295>t.
>>550297362That’s why Tachyon is there. You can blame her for putting something in Cafe’s drink to cause it.
>>550290670>DDs at the minimum. Maybe F cup in the movie.>"small"
What's the point of getting group A if I'm going to get 3rd place anyway
>>550297239please, torena I need this...my dad is kinda a spic...
You have to queue now guys.
finally got this oiran
Nothing compares to the satisfaction I get from watching these Goldniggers lose to my pace chasers. Fucking DIE you stupid nigger horse.
>>550297404I've gotten her event where she asks you to hang out late at night in unity cup, you are never free of Aoi even if you switch scenario.
>>550296905>>550297161Please help, I am getting corrupted...
>2/5>2/5>4/5>fine cygames I'll give you my carats>0/5
Yeppers!
I can't even be happy about 80% WR, I just know something rng and fuckery is gonna happen in the finals killing it all in one sweep
>>550297293Cafe's shoes are white...
>19/20>17/20>19/20>15/20I can fucking taste the Libra Silver...
>>550296538I'll help you a bit. I don't want you to brick yourself for no reason. You can cleat SSRs by going to Enhance > Support Cards > Storage. The reason to cleat is to get about 5 SR make debut tickets over 5 months per cleated SSR. As you can tell from that, the return value isn't exactly a must die for or even very high. You would only want to cleat SSRs you would absolutely never use if at all. Keeping even "useless" SSRs lets you level up TT scores so it still has a use. As for the card itself, I wouldn't cleat it especially as a new player or low stock of cards. It has a decent race bonus so its a useful f2p card for the upcoming MANT scenario.
>>550297252>even for shit cards like the golshi one you can use it for parent runs for hint farminglmao>>550296538>how exactly do you 'cleat' an SSRyou go into your storage, toggle the childproof setting and delete it same as any other card>and why?Not all cards are created equal, some are completely unusable and you'll know this provided you can use a third party website or a webbrowser's translator1 card turns into 5 tickets.1 VERY dogshit welfare card turns into 20.Granted, 20% of those tickets are for debut gold SRs but the pink ones still have value.Yes, you should be daily pulling with paid carats regardless as that will be your main source of cleats.
bwos is 800 stamina 400 guts with no recovery good enough for scorpio
>>550297796I hope I match with this anon for finals
>>550297834Bro now you'll be queue'd into the leviathan lobby...
>>550297230Cafe only wants to fuck Tachyon though
Yeppers queue now
>>550294498Its not even my highest winrate uma i dont get it
>>550296821
>>550297862no, you need 1your spurt will lack if not in great mood and a single debuffer will kill them entirely
>>550297984tea covered fingers wrote this post as an attempt to ragebait
Anyone knows a skill point calculator website? I need to check how I can budget my skill points...
>>550298034Is that a sacrificial Front Urara, or are you not trash?
>>550298148>debuffer boogeymandon't you guys get tired of this gaslight
>>550298034Let's see that Urara bro
>>550298278
queue now it's only babies and discord dads
>>550296821You'll be happy to know she's a fantastic parent for medium and long umas. Also one of the easiest longs to train for TT.
>skip ahead>immediately think it's over>DUELINNNNNGGGGGGGALL GAME NO GIMMICKSNARITA BRIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
>>550297834and all it cost you was your soul
>>550298341It's crazy how she then goes and fucks everybody but her torena, thus her infamous name!
>>550298423no one cares goldshit
>>550298256>>550298331Team Player ok?
>>550296821I'm like the ultimate tits guy forever and ever, but, Super Creek has some AMAZINGLY nice, loooong and beautiful thighs and legs. Oh her legs were just posted so I'll post this then.
>>550298191If by tea you mean Cafe's pussy juices, then yes.
>>550298278don't gaslight our dacchis...it's the one time they're actually viable, I'm only running dominator myself most likely so no actual stamina draineither way it's a retarded gamble to make for no reason, many umas come with gold recoveries and if not you can run rice power which is what most are gonna be doing anyway
>>550298148can i survive with this then or is it worthless because of no medium S or angling and scheming
>>550297825shes just wearing her indoor school shoes
>>550297849>As for the card itself, I wouldn't cleat it especially as a new player or low stock of cards. It has a decent race bonus so its a useful f2p card for the upcoming MANT scenario.Good post, but I want to reinforce the point that you ABSOLUTELY should not cleat Bijin and make sure to get her to MLB, because she's on the same level as most of the best guts cards currently in the game. Guts/wit decks are good in MANT and unless you're a whale with Ines Fujin, you're probably going to use this Bijin guts card.
>>550298508God you just keep getting baseder and basederer
>>550297169Bite the soulless pillBecome gold ship
>>550298504Evil Urara
Is your Uma wife good with children?
you are saving up for Tamamo Cross, right bros?
>>550297796I am going to match with you and win with my team trials Brian. Trust
Since the next CM is just for medium, you don't really need to roll Kitasan and just borrow her and your run will be as good as other's. That's why you should be saving up your carats for the Fuku and NTR cards later on for MANT. A scenario where will let you easily SS 3 stats if you have the right SSRs such as Fuku and NTR
>>550298673Frenzied End is genuinely so evil. Some Ends can't even proc straightaway spurt until it's too late
>>550298701She's too poor and evil for me to consider pulling for.
>>550298701I'll simply get her with the free pulls.And if I don't, then it wasn't meant to be.
>>550296821>>550297650Come join us, Anon.Creek will give you a lap pillow.
>>550298034>limiting his own potential by bringing an Urara to cuck his own Taishin>still 5/5's round 2 playersabsolutely based
>>550298690>DaiScaShe's good at making them too
>>550298690Is this bluray?
>>550298292JP has oguri cap 2? What's this design even called
>>550298629Super Creek is already like my amongst my toppest of tiers but anime Super Creek is just straightup, a miracle of this universe. Cingray is the gift keeps on delivering.
>>550290383Silence Suzuka looked disgusting--bones protruding. Very very disrespectful
>>550298857I built this Taishin to survive either way. Besides, the lower pace from front Haru reduces stam consumption.
Hi guys, new trainer here.I overheard my trainee talk to her friend about wanting to umapyoi with me, what does that mean? I don’t remember hearing about that term in trainer school.I want to be prepared for anything my trainee wants to do since this is still my first year on the job.Any advice is appreciated.
>dachis saying now is open season to queue >get matched against primarily S rank Gold Shit/Taishins and get crushed into the dirt YOU LIED TO ME DACHISYOU LIED TO MEI'll see you in B finals... :(
>>550299037Post it one more time. Actually, post it every thread.
Anyone have a strat to make daisca's race event more consistent?
>>550298947She's licherally Cinderella Gray, bro
>>550297862I'd add a white. that covers the best range of account for rushed and a debuffer. Anything more nukes you anyway
>>550298586Would consume whatever laced concoctions she’d brought me
>>550297559Lipstick mark blow jobs
Red Rocket goes so hard
what I do need for next? i want to use my cafe and actually win a few races...
>>550299195Is that Daiwa front or pace
>>550299037Don't worry it's just a flesh wound
Gomen Danchou. I'm feeling pretty eepy right now and I can't contine doing a career
>pulling 18K for Rudolf>Curren and 2 Gold CityLEAVE ME ALONE YOU FEMALE DEMONS, MY PURE BODY IS ONLY FOR LUNA
is super creek a better pacer than oguri this CM?
>>550296821Heh.
>>550298701Of course.
>>550298564yeah she survives, but the stats are allocated wrong for frontyou ideally want 600+ wit, it's fine to drop power to 900 or even 800 (also helps with stamina consumption, because there will be a lot of fronts meaning spot struggles)groundwork and angling is a must, no buts or ifssame with medium S but that's all umasbuilding a bobo myself next cm so this is frfr
>>550299254front scarlet with front sky
>>550298292>op 1 playsAbsolute Cinema and I'll roll for it as soon as it drops in global 4 years from now.
>>550296049Ah, true, hadn't seen that
>>550298564you NEED taking the lead bwo
>>550298924Nyeeess
>>550299056Umapyoi is a term meant for training harder than normal. When your trainee says that she wants to umapyoi with you, she wants to discuss how to make her training menu more challenging. You should tell her that you want to umapyoi with her in your office.
>>550299330It's pretty funny how many people in /uma/ get spooked by Curren
>>550298504This Urara has a evil aura.
Everyone gets 1 free token crashout for when they discover that CMs are RNG. Once you get over it it's okay.
>>550299335This is one of the worst possible questions you could have asked because you’re going to get gaslit by both Creek waifufags and Oguri_Smirk.png
>>550299360thanks ill keep it in mind
>>550294250I just accepted my fate until I get better supports.Not trying is the best feeling, even more if I actually get to A finals.
LAAAANNDDDDIIIIIIIINNNNGGKIIIIISSSSSU
>>550299335Oguri is bad this CM because Triumphant Pulse can only proc 200m from the finish line. The race is decided way before that
>>550298756>>550297890BEGONE
>>550299558My last race was literally this with a few Taishins mixed in
>>550299534Welp, that torena is fucked (literally)
>>550299452do i swap it for its on i dont get enough skill points because f2p
This is peak yuri holy fuark I love yurihttps://youtu.be/m6-dGfIBqo8?si=b_79kibFeGmYvKqP
>>550299558I don’t know why I want to win CM’s so much. Even if I get stuck on B finals, I always win them, but I feel a visceral need to be in A finals. Ah well, I’ll see you all in B finals
>>550299546I wish Curren would spook me
Weiii!!! B finals!!I don't know what kinda shit matchmaking these fucks have made but half my runs were against multiple S ranks
Curious, anyone been running with C or lower ENDs?
why is she a villain?
>>550295560TTD, Total Trainer (rights) Disrespect
odds I use the gifted 1.5k carats on a 10roll for the Rudolf bannerevens I save0 and I roll the Karen banner
>>550299685Me and another guy's debuffer will annihilate you >>550299750Neigha, you're a front. Why are you buying Ramp Up/It's On
>considered a demon on the track>had no progeny of note>meanwhile Tachyon won a few races before retiring due to his genetic fucked up leg>gets to pass on his fucked up leg genes to tons of other horsesGod has a sick sense of humor
>>550299870Who's Steve Jobs?
>SEA hours>Yuri posting appearsNot very subtle at all
>>550299901oguri is shit at sex, tachyon is good at sex
>>550299870HOLYyou better do it
>>550299649>The race is decided way before thatMaybe for you.
>>550299546i'm still waiting for her.. got no carrots
>>550298701we get free pulls for her i dont need to save
KuUuYaShIiIiIi
>>550299762stop posting oguri dyke and dykemano cross
>>550299032My headcanon is that Yutaka Take pays Cygames extra to make anime Creek as cute as possible.
>>550299962>obvious bait yuri post>this post is probably by the samefag or their discordseriously no one falls for your shit yet youve been doing it since the game came out. How sad is your life?
>>550299870well, at least my cafe is now 3LB but I wanted umas...
>>550300107desu
CAFE PLEASE LET ME SMASH I WILL ORDER YOUR FAVORITE BLEND OF COFFEE JUST PLEASE LET ME HIT THAT RAIL THIN SICKLY BODY OF YOURS I WANT TO FEEL YOUR RIBS OVER MY PALMS AND I WANT TO HOLD YOUR SMALL WAIST JUST PLEASE LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU I WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
>>550300131It’s his wife (male) after all
>>550300159nyo...
>>550298701How many carats do I need if I want to spark her, Kitasan Black SSR, and Xmas Oguri?
Just nearly got my shit pused in by a makweenI thought paces were dead this CM?
just pace chasers doing pace chaser things in the midrace
A controversy about some runners in Arima Kinenhttps://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/2000703533130375556?s=20https://x.com/LM_lightning/status/2000600171164709329?s=20TLDR - A horse with no plans to run used to take a spot for another horse with the same connections taking it away from the next horse in line
>>550300226>peta pinned pic related on their Xitter pageWill they get epstein’d?
>>550299974At what part of sex would Oguri be bad at?
>>550300327mcqueen is the only good one
>>550300426he was a shit stallion while tachyon was a good stallion
>>550300456Rice has been getting me all my wins this CM…
>jobbed 0/20 in Round 2>failed out of Librawhat the fuck. I get three wins in my first round, immediately get into A, then lose 40 races in a row?fuck
>>550300549I made one with (almost) the same exact build as mcqueen and didn't win a single one across 20 practice rooms :\
>>550300495I'm talking about Uma Oguri, would she give a good BJ?
4-1 4-14-11-4ok
>>550300594POST TEAM
What did Air Groove mean by this? I don't even like her like that.
>>550300335>Byzantine DreamI'm putting all my hopes on him if there's no Kitasan offspring. Show them the power of a Arc horse since Croix can't be there.>Admire TerraWill he dump his jockey again?
>>550299335As a Creek waifufag the only thing she has over Oguri this CM is that she has a ton of healing between her unique and Maestro, but she doesn't a method of winning against competently built horses because she lacks a strong velocity move like Mackie's. Unless you gamble for Pace Promotion + A&S, you happen to get lucky and somebody brings a front so you can proc NSM on them, or you pump a bunch of mid-race skills and high wit into her so she can zoom ahead of End closers before they activate Spurt + NSM + their unique
sit DOWN tumblr cafe
>>550300335I am confused, so the race is going to have 1 less horse in it? Isn't it far enough away that they can replace the scratched one?
>try CM>every match has a S-rank goldship or taishin or cafe>lose every matchouch
>>550300594>I get three wins in my first round, immediately get into A, then lose 40 races in a row?Did you change your lineup at all?
>>550300757You will marry the groove and have kids.
how did this lose 4times in arima kinen? it's been months since I last lost a run
>reddit tachyon
I look like this
distance S being mandatory to even sniff at a win is the most soul crushing part of CMyour trainings and hints and whatever the fuck else can pop off but you're literally at the mercy of two dice rolls whether you just wasted 20 minutes of your life or not
Curren is evil
did you make it into A finals anon?
>>550300625
1st 2nd 3rd in CM should count as 2 wins
>>550300958BEGONE THOT
>>550300942The new patches made races harder. You need 800 speed around to be consistent.
>>550298564>no Taking the Lead>no Groundwork>It's On! and No Stopping Me! as Front runnerAnon, what the fuck?
>>550300982haha
>>550300958price?
>>550300793How do you compensate for that disadvantage? Inherits like Oguri + Rudolf + Maruzensky?I like Creek a fuckton, but while she can run forever, it's hard to make her actually WIN
>bro it's all about oshigaming! just use the umas you like! don't worry about meta!>lmao look at this retard actually using the umas he likes instead of metafagging with goldship pick a lane, retards.
>>550300958>hair ornament on the left sideomg i can't believe curren is trans now
>>550298423I won a race last night by dueling another Golshi that had like 40 more speed but 100 less guts. I value it higher than power at this point, probably equal to wits, but wits is easier to stack.>>550296538>HowStorage tab, by default it only shows the 5th+copy. Uncheck the box and a bunch more cards should show up and you can cleat them. Kind of like dusting in Heathstone.>WhyThe cleat shop sells trainee and support tickets. >Why notYoung/f2p accounts should tread cautiously because welfare SSRs and random SRs that don't look especially good will often end up being important for building good umas. You should not cleat welfare Yukino, she's useful in MANT, but you could safely cleat most Rs as long as they're not event characters any time soon, welfare SSRs that you didn't fully unlock (most need MLB to be useful), and obviously anything that was showing before you unchecked the box because the box leaves enough copies to hit MLB. The only SSR I've ever cleated was Summer Daiwa, because all the good pace chasers have built gold recoveries and you don't want power cards on a pace ace run anyway. I may cleat my Satono Diamond copies at some point, but not until I run out of Daiwa's cleets. Also I'm told the guaranteed SR vouchers have a set pool that never updates so they eventually become borderline useless (they have a small chance at SSR spook).
Why are you supposed to run End Umas as Lates for Scorpio by the way? Is it just because of On Your Left! ?
>>550300985I have 30 carats to use for my last race, but im not going to do it until at least 4am
>>550300720nope, she would use teeth too much
>>550301175>lmao look at this retard actually using the umas he likes instead of metafagging with goldshipdumb teioposter this thread has been constant bitching about golshi players
>>550301191>what are mirrors
>full double-circles>2-3tazuna you dumb bitch
>>550301175Opinion A, Opinion B type shit
>>550301191>hair ornament on the left sidebwo...?
>>550300756I closed the game in fury but my ace Golshi is 1200/1050/1000/400/400 with spurt/nsm. Only one gold recovery, maybe that's fucking me over but if so why not earlier too. goddamnit I'm going to get drunk instead
>>550300985Yes. I'm just here for my charity gibs when I inevitably pick up third
>>550301216You're not you retard. Spurt becomes less effective but turning your End in to Late is high work for minimal payoff.
>>550301191>hair ornament on the left side
>>550300863no, a horse that was fan voted in and registered but never planned to run, which means that instead of the next horse registered that would get in by a fan vote, the next horse to get in is the one with the biggest prize money won instead (the horse that scratched and the one with the biggest prize money have the same connections)
>Hit spurt>Miss nonstop girl>Lose
>>550301191Oh snap, that is a massive blunder by the artist. How the fuck do you draw her in a mirror and forget to move the ornament.>>550301340Check Curren's gender, read his post, read your post, realize you're retarded, then apologize for being retarded.
>There are people who manage to lose 3000m races with healer GrassSad!
kill me
>>550301278>hugging a poo sniffer
>>550301191there's still time to delete this post
>>550301384Nigga, I'm not the one that made the tier list, that's why I'm asking
>>550300923no
>>550301191You may actually be an irl NPChttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test
>You need to hit 2 recoveries and NSM to even have a chance to win>I know, i'll just run 350 wit!
>>550301378>I'm going to get drunk insteadDrink of choice?
>>550300985Nah, but I got first plat with Virgo, and I didn't really put effort in this one because lmao long tracks, I went into it knowing I was going to job. I'm just waiting on Kita rerun and putting effort into Scorpio.
>>550300985Yes but It's always only 1st or 3rd for meFor once I want atleast 2nd
>>550301264YADA
>>550301498>Check Curren's gender, read his post, read your post, realize you're retarded, then apologize for being retarded.hmmmm no
>>550301664Pokke is so lucky...
Are Gold City or Rudolf worth rolling for?
>>550301378>Golshi metafag got btfo for selling his soulAnd the lord said, it was good
>>550300329Did McQueen get promoted? How did everyone catch up
>>550301630distilled shit. Jim Beam. I'm going cross-eyed so it seems to be working. Fuck this game.62k carats saved for kita rerun
>>550301786no, there's a promoted raisu offscreen doing the front running
>>550300329My favourite pace chasers Gold Ship and Taishin.
>First time getting B rank finalsFUUUUUUUUUUCK
Uma rapes torena, caught on camera
>two vampire rices use their ult on each other>still get passed by my golshi and top cunDeserved. Dumb villain.
>>550301216In particular for Taishin I disagree with that recommendation, since her unique relies on having a speed advantage over the horse in front of her and end closers have a slightly higher mid-game speed multiplier than late surgers, so running her as end closer makes her unique a little bit more reliable. You can also run Maverick since not many people play end closer, it triggers around 50% of the time for me in room matches and makes a difference.Of course the downside of end closer is that you do need to make sure you have a lot of mid-game speed skills so you don't get stuck behind. picrel is my cm7 ace
>>550301378NANIGenuinely, I am surprised. I don't think I even want to make a joke about that or anything now. I've seen so many weaker uma, not even golshi like that, win. That should be more than enough to secure a few wins. I guess sometimes the 0.01% does happen. Anyway don't overdo your drinking, bro, try to take it easy.
>>550301630Popsicle melted in soju, learned it from this hot Asian girl while I was in college
>>550301191teiobro btw
>make it into finals>get a blue 9* parent>kita is in 69 (yes really) hoursthings are looking good
I just feel better being a B Finals shitter than a crybaby sloptuber because boo-hoo my oishi Seiun Sky didn't give me 90% winrate.
>>550301778I ran Golshi in cancer and virgo too. Got B finals with her. Eat shit.
/uma/ has no idea how a mirror works
>>550301131You don't really. Creek's strength is her built in healing, which is a crutch for poorfags. You trade some winning potential for an easer time surviving the race. MLB Maya and Rob Roy is legit strong on her because PH + Maestro is two and a half built in gold recoveries. That said, you also need a faster pace or a rabbit to even proc PH, so you could run her alongside one of those two.
>>550301764Rudolf no unless you want to do oshi PvP with her alt. Regular Rudolf is better, festival has to be a pace chaser
RIP, I failed to oshigame harder...
who's the umamusume hulk hogan
>>550301937so the popsicle and soju mix tastes? soju is good on its own though...
I AM QUEUEING (I have closed the game and I'm launching minecraft)
>all of these angry Oji-sans resorting to alcohol after losses
>>550302171special chud
>/uma/ got gaslit into losing carats by not metafaggingimagine not using goldship hahahahahahaha
>>550302002>she's so transparentgod I love Daisca
>>550302034lol
>>550301208you legit shouldn't cleat anything with the event changes. You're purposefully handicapping yourself for a few measly tickets when uncaps speed up event massively
>>550301993It's all coming up anon
>>550302151B finals is fine as well.
>>550299410it's edited in
>>550302215It was a fruity popsicle in unflavored soju. Don’t mix it with flavored soju
>>550302171gold ship
>>550302269KAWAIIIII
>>550302372SOUEL CONDOR PASA
>>550302151Don't worry, for dedication to your oshis, RNGesus will smile upon you on the Kita banner. Soulless metacucks on the other hand will get nothing but Shakur.
>>550301216depends what umas really but on the last two CMs dominated by lates - ends did very poorly.
>>550302372SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>550301859>kentucky straight BOURBON whiskeyholy shit I love whiskey now? I know what to get next time I'm out...thanks
>>550301378>the goldshit metaslave suffersshould have run your oshi bro
>>550301131Nah, all of the good pace inherits are kinda bricked this CM. Oguri's isn't too good this track for the reason mentioned above by another anon, and Final corner is too deep in the late-race for Red Shift to be good. Rudolf's requires you to overtake 3 times and you won't get to do that unless other people bring some paces for you to run with.I'm a group B shitter so I can't offer any good advice, but I saw this guy on Day 1 smashing heads in and said that his other paces die so his Creek can proc Shadow Break + NSM to win. I'll post the skills next.
>>550302242overpushed bland babyface shitter
>>550298292MONOGATARI WO
>>550301664>>550301778>>550302282>reddit tachyon
>>550302461nta but basically the meta has been lates on everything but long, which is dominated by ends?
>kitasan banner
I'm going to run my oshi with my Goldshi checkmate
>>550302620I did this for the Super Creek banner and all I got for my trouble was one worthless pity copy
Is there an uma that wouldn't resort to rape and would actually have consentual sex with torena-san?
>>550302554HOLYTHE SMARTEST MOST INTELLIGENT CREEK ON THE PLANET
>>550302630I did that for Gemini and she won me the plat title
>>550301378i don't believe this anon, unless he somehow had late starts and AWFUL every race, those stats are gonna luck into several wins
>>550302554>>550301131No clue if he's still winning or not, but my prayers go out to him.
>all these people only just now discovering the truth hidden from them all along
>>550302594>tumblr Cafe
I would never resort to beating my trainee for failure. I would instead beat my meat
>>550302782sure, just don't ask them during heat season
it's her game
im going in
>>550301764Gold City is used for a debuff strategy with Summer Goldship's unique. Luna is a waifu pull.>>550302262>endless reruns of derpy episodesGrok thinks we're /mlp/>>550302301TP double spend serves the exact same purpose. Cygenerous tosses out TP 30s like candy at a parade and no normal person will ever need them for anything else.
>>550302803shiraoki wasshoi
>king Gaylo
>>5503030060
>>550303006Post results.
https://jiggie.fun/bikojigasushttps://jiggie.fun/bikojigasus
>>550303028>Grok thinks we're /mlp/am I actually on the wrong board?
>>550303006
It's her game, you're just playing it
>>550302957
>>550300335When you're brocked, you're brocked
>>550303078>>550303082>>550303146i lost
>>550302171Doesn't Pasa's victory animation literally reference him?
>>550302889I wanna lie down in a sofa while Gentildonna is in the room and pretend to sleep, or not even, and just beat off under the blankets while looking at her until I get caught because I'm fucking retarded and horny.
>>550302782I'd like to see any of my trainees try and rape me faster than I can consent.
>>550303164Gold Slut
>>550302987>>550303164i want to have sex with her
>>550302818Only 1100 speed, I was wrong.Maybe that contributed. But not even one win in 20 races in round 2? damn damn damn damn DAMN
alright this is starting to get ridiculous
>>550303028>TP double spend serves the exact same purpose.You know they stack right? What a dumb defense. Tickets are only worth 150 carats. Boosting EP to the max means 1m points in only 10-20 runs
>>550303224comeback though
>>550303254it ain't about that
>>550303178Danchu
>>550303362Using anchors aweigh to proc tail held high is genuinely terrifying
>>550302945>King Gaylo
>>550303327She can unbrick my balls
>>550303224lol
>>550303164made for cunnilingus
>>550303224THE RAPED
>>550302171hogan had several eras so
>>550303224OGURI NEVER LOSES, BABY!!
Can you guys tell me who is the most reddit uma?
>>550303584manhattan cafe
I spent too many carats on Manhattan Cafe and now I can't guarantee Kitasan Black
tl: marriage certificate
>>550303584agnes tachyon
>>550303164If that her JAV preview photo?
>>550303637Yes you can, reach into your back pocket
>>550303164Jesus CHRIST I want golshi to tease me right up until my breaking point then pull me in for a warm hug and sandwich my head between her tits. Then rinse and repeat.
>>550303636
>>550303265this is hot>until I get caught because I'm fucking retarded and hornyyou being aware of it makes it even more sooh my god I want it so badly rn
>>550303297A 100 speed difference, no Long S, and (I presume) no Speed greens means you're basically bound to be the weakest Gold Ship in a lobby, that said, the fact you didn't get a single win is still really really bad luck, but I guess your Gold Ship just can't physically build enough of a lead before she gets caught by a different End with way more speed
>>550302607naw golshi dominated taurus. Paces did much better in gem then libra - it just comes down to the last spurt layout of the track. Its what determines which accels will be most powerful which then determines the easiest umas/positions to build.
ATTENTION ALL DOTO FANSHOW ARE YOU BUILDING DOTO FOR CM ACE?WHAT DECK INHERITED UNIQUES DO YOU HAVE ON HER?WHAT'S YOUR SUCCESS RATE SO FAR????
>>550303584OguriUraraLaisuCafeTachyonIn that order
all umas in pantyhose owe me sex
>>550303673based friend
>>550303854NSM is a legit menace to tracks
>>550303297>>550303802I think it's Stamina+Guts being too low. If you only proc one gold recovery, you won't be spurting at full. Still though, you should be able to prey on a few clueless players.
>>550303802yeah you're probably right. 1025 stamina is enough for a 3000m so long as your one (Creek never finished her event, fuck that titcow whore) recovery procs, but maybe the lack of speed because no Long S and 1100 fucked me. Welp, better luck next time. In five days I'll have MLB Kitasan, and that should increase my consistent stat level.
>>550300594>>550301378>The legendary 0/40Thats why I warned you guys if you're struggling just make B Umas for Open League who are retarded staminalets
>>550303915LAISU IS NOT REDDIT
>>550302630Ive run metaish+brian every cm. She snags some wins. Cursed in finals tho, swear shes late started every one..
>>550303224>>550303006
>>550303891I think she might be much safer to use Goof from the pace position where she is most comfortable if Scorpio will be full of frontrunners
>>550303673what if I wanna marry her friend tho?
12 hours to make another Mayano for CMDeck and parent suggestions? Not pictured is 1LB kita.
>Believe her lies>lose>Don't believe her lies>lose...
Boy, I can't wait until the meta swings away from all this RNG and becomes a lot more skill and effort based.
>>550303224THE RAPED (You)
Holy shit what the fuck was that Dicta Striker. Your nearly fucking killed yourself on that gate. This retard should've dropped out of the race the moment she saw blood.
Finally got the whole podium
thats funny
>>550303431>My paizuri slave, Eishin Flash
>>550304436No debuffs is fucking stupid. Hesitant lasts 9 fucking seconds into late race
>>550304380i imagine she has rough backbreaking amazon position sex while on her periodas its well established that girls get stupidly horny when theyre on it, so id figure that she'd turn into a shark at the sight of blood and pounce on any man in a 30 mile radius
>>550304295I think it's funnier if you leave "or I'm finished" in the meme
>>550304436fun pilled
>lose TT>450k points>win TT 5/5>450k points>win TT 3/5>450k pointsthis shit is so rigged
>>550304580every pace was executed
We're all Group A finalists here, right? Beasants don't respond.
would opera o use opera browser just because it has the same name
>>550303254hogan didn't do flips n shit
>Maruzensky gives you two thumbs upWhat you do?
>Undefeated>Straightaway Spurt>Long S>Shit stats>Great stats>Spurt>Long S>No Maestro>Great stats>Long S>Maestro>No Spurt
>>550304874
uhhh vf keks?
>>550304107it does probably make some more viable - i don't remember if our NSM is mega buffed over same stage in jp
>>550304332package deal
>>550303297No max speed definitely contributed but so is losing almost a third of your races because you have on gold heal and sub 400 wit. Distance S does matter but what matters most is hitting spurt and NSM at the same time right away. Any end that does that wins the race.
>>550305008>6th>6th Sense>No. 6
I hoooooarded 60k carats.LB1 kita. If the kitasan banner bricks me, should I MLB It with my items or blow the entire stash?
>>550305182deck?
i hoarded 60k carats but I already have MLB kita. wat do
>>550305008is this supposed to be like a clan name or gamer tag or something?
>>550305182Why gatekept and Uma stan? They’re neutralizing each other
How frequently will we earn enough rainbow crystals to uncap support cards?
>>550305313Roll on the next meta card, sasami anshinzawa
>>550305237we'll get enough by the all-uma banner I think, I would probably dump 60k unless there are more than 2 umas you want that are coming up
>>550305318They are discord members of that one SEA troon sloptuber.
>>550305313Fine Motion
>>550305313pull another mlb kita for your second team when dual careers releases that needs 12 cards
>>550305237Ask after sparking once
>>550304951>doto really is a villain
>>550304336you need assloads of sparks just so you knowthat does seem pretty good given the lack of 3LB kita and not having your own creek
>>550305313https://gametora.com/umamusume/charactersFind a character you like and save until their banner shows up
>>550305376Assuming you cap every event, like once every 6 months
>>550305237You would need to be retardedly unlucky to not pull one KSB in 400 rolls.But yes, I spent 400 to MLB the card when it came out and regret nothing. It will be like playing a whole new game having your borrow slot open.
>@VF bad>/uma/ in your profile good
>>550305567Haha...........
...must resist
VF = Vega Fucker
>>550305376you get a crystal roughly every 3 months - over the span of 2 scenarios you have 2 selectors and 3 crystals to spend
>>550305572Yeppers cry about it loony troons
>>550305572>me tribe better than u tribe
>>550305313Unironically nothing. We're fucked for like 6 more months. Unless you want to pay up for MANT cards.
>>550305572>buhi frontier
I'm bored and filled to the brim with overwhelming love so I'm going to push myself today and do as many Brian fan runs as reasonably possible!
>>550305713>he's resisting
CM room only for people who made it to A Finals. On my phone so no summary soz42068181
>>550305994>>550305994>>550305994>>550305994>>550305994
Besides the paid trainee selector do we also get an SSR selector for the 1st anni?
>>550306086yes, it's one free srr, one paid ssr and one paid 3*
>>550305572>have neither>in an /uma/ clubrequirements like these are gay as fuck
>>550302372EL HOMBRE LUCHADORE?!?!
>>550305302>inb4 whale>>550305330Not really, she ends up in front with the pace chasers even on late starts.
>>550304408Soulful team
>>550305572why would anyone out themselves as being from /uma/ that gives them a 50% chance of being brown
>>550306734>be 100% brown>put /uma/ in my profile>50/50 shot at the reroll
>>550305968replying here so I'm not stupidly horny in the next thread my god bro I don't know why this turns me on so much. I don't even know what you classify this as
>>550306208You might not be in an /uma/ club then
>start always clicking spirit bombs the instant they appear>these cunt "team" members start just sitting at max spiritAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550307054>club listed in the rentry linkyeah bro
>>550305572>me playing both sidesI see other @ in names and like to think of them as foreign tribes I'll never encounter but seen their champions to the meet
>>550309772I didn't think about it like that. That's a great way to put it. And as a torena, you're technically definitely working even "off hours", so should definitely not be beating the cock on the clock. But of course with Gentildonna that's impossible. Then there's the added, danger of it being Genti to find out. Not only the obvious stuff but there's also a time and place and it being it out of order is even more fun especially with someone like her too.>There's literally nothing like it once you've grown up unless you do it at work. Yeah, it just doesn't really ever happen, though it does happen. But yeah, when you put it altogether it actually makes sense as a genre of sorts. Fun to think about.
>>550311357>And as a torena, you're technically definitely working even "off hours", so should definitely not be beating the cock on the clock.exactlyyy, like torenas are technically off after the girls are. but with schedule managing, board meetings, and preparing for miscellaneous activities most days you're gonna stay until late. which leaves little room to have fun on your own once you get back home, so there would definitely be days where you would cave into your instincts and have some close calls~not long until we get bumped off so just wanted to say thanks for chatting, it was fun!gentle wife...
