Previous: >>550204374【GOOD NEWS】 Harada is leaving Bamcohttps://x.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/1997952347709034747>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
I exposed myself
first for white girls
third for yellow girls
lili exposing herself
>>550423339das od
This Glittery Dress is kind of tacky as fuck desuWhoever you equip it on ends up looking like an escort.
Capcom Won
The "worst fucking soundtrack in a fighting game" award.
yeah wtf happen to sf6 ost?
yoshifrauds exposed their lack of knowledge on their own character
just picture your ripe ass hopping up and down on a thick dick rn
im not ripe nigga im 23 and hairy
>>550418332you fucking retard
oh no42 damage and +9that's way better than a launcher and guaranteed 70 damage combo into oki like every flash was in tekken 7
nigger who cares about tekken 7 you dumb retard
the whole point is that people are crying about flash like it's the best move in the game when its significantly worse than in tekken 7 where it was not nearly as scorned
it wasnt you are making shit up
does anyone know what these niggas are talking about
you're silly in the head if you think complaining about flash being an i6 launcher that has a hitbox behind him wasn't a regular occurrence during tekken 7
its baldandtrench (cringe) vs a tekken hater (based)
high rank yoshi playres are psychos
People hate flash and everything else about Yoshi because being able to negate offense in a game all about offense where you're always forced to guess makes them mad with envy.
>>550427831Yoshimitsu would NEVER be allowed to come out the way he is today
yoshi chads are the only ones who still have fun with the game everyone else is just pretending because they are goycattle
you're telling me the 6k are all yoshimitsu players
no there are only 10 yoshi players
The 6 million Yoshi players
shat four times in two days
did some bryan win a tournament or something?fought like 10 in a row
>a tournamentlolz
Rookie numbersI shit 3 times a day
3DFGs are dead
https://tekkenmods.com/mod/6630/co-expedition-33-sophie-outfit-for-lili
Its ironic that the only popular tekken in the past 20 years had a street fighter character in it.
>>550426129>>550426621but you were under the impression that it doesn't get b22 anymorethis is a major part of your characterthat YOU did not know because you are a noob kys jack
i wish that i was anyone but>me
>>550432163it doesn't change the fact that the move is strictly better in tekken 7 when every other character has had all their moves buffed like crazy and that people complain about the move to no end when it is literally worse than in tekken 7 where it barely was complained about, and was taken as a skill issue if you got hit by flash (still is btw)
>>550432464EXPOSEDYOU ARE OUT RETARD>YAGGA YAGGAKILL YOURSELFYOU ARE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TRASH
>>550432761keep mashin bub
EXPOSEDLIVE IN SHAME YOU EXPOSED RETARD
Lol I need to start using /v/ more. Only here cause I started with Tekken 8 but don't play the game anymore :/ >>550432968
>>550432968add tekken 8 to it
10 days since TMM last played Tekken 8.
rookie numbers, i have 300 days
unc got deleted lmfao. and yes they survive off selling dbz and one piss figures/gacha
Huge FLOP
dont stop pop that pussy
>tekken is keeping bamco afloatkekarooooooooo
>>550432464you are bushin
>>550434570what makes murraybots so delusional
Capcom won Who's this trio for Kekken lol
Reina, Nina and Lidia
looking forward to murray getting booed for whatever the fuck hes gonna show at twt final
They won't boo Murray.
murray is good at recognizing faces. anyone who boos him won't make it to the season 3 launch
might play manhunt and listen to slipknot instead of being with my bitch ass family this christmas
Acting like people give a fuck about Murray.
Murray is a disabled homo. Good look finding me murray im untouchable.
https://youtu.be/Fx3b85eDQvw?si=oL2KP7OZoP3wwzcX
im chunc (chopped unc)
all the m shittalking forced him to kill the threads...
murrat and tekken 8 killed the thread
Capcom added cool health bar customisation, a balance patch and free dlc replay while Bandai fixed...Miary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FokUCo3mP-k
i gotta stop talking to myself and pull myself together
I may be younger but I'll look after youWe're not in love, but I'll make love to youWhen you're not here I'll save some for youI'm not him but I mean something to you
Capcom Won>MH Wilds is a Concord-tier disaster>DD2 flopped>Itsuno fled the company>ExoPrimal flopped>SF6 only sells in Japan>Capcom US trannies censoring games>horror engine is a disaster>nobody cares about RE9, lamest trilogy arc ever made
>>550442583post this in the capcom generals like sfg and fgg instead of here where it just reads like murrat cope
>>550443079It's in response to the Capcom Won PS Portalnigger. Lurk more.
>it's in response to something that hasn't even appeared in the thread yetlol
>>550443329Lurk more
the context doesn't make your attempt at counter ritualposting any less pathetic murrat blud
Cry more Portalnigger
>>550435142Reina is pure sex
street fighter destroyed us so bad the suits at the bamco roundtable killed harada
Why is good news that Harada left? He was the soul of Tekken.SF got worse when Yoshinori Ono left even using the RE Engine slop.
Japs like saying from now on
New world trigger just dropped fukk sleep
the real souls of tekken were yonemori and kimotobut yonemori is missing and kimoto left to work at capcom
After careful consideration and much comparison of both Asuka and Miary Zo's chest sizes we can confirm that both girls have massive honking tits.The key differences are not so much in size but in shape. Miary Zo's breasts are perkier, sitting higher on her chest and closer together as though receiving better support, meanwhile Asuka's breasts are heavy, slack and carry a wide mass, creating a more natural tear drop shape that threaten to spill out of their cups any second.While it is difficult to definitively say who between the two have the larger breasts, what is clear is that both girls do have the largest breasts of the entire roster by a hefty margin.
>>550447715Thank you for your research Anon. I like Asuka better but Miary Zo is a nice addition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGYaYASc6E
cApcUM wON
Capcultists are retarded drones who WILL celebrate anything their master gives them, don't bother.
>>550448446What game is that?>>550447715Looks cool! What game is this?
>>550448704>What game is that?....c'mon man
night with Anna~<3
lilianon lefteric leftsugamo is shutting downand...harada leftwhat's going to happen to tekgen?
I think we shit on Tekken 8 too hard
>>550448970Surely the subpar quality of Tekken 8 isn't at fault for this.
>Tekken 8 killed Harada, killed monetisation, killed fundies, killed hopes and dreams, killed Dustiel, Ozzy and many others >Tekken players : "it is was it is">Capcom charges a little bit of money for some cosmetics and ppv>Capbabies: "I'm going insane"
at least slime fighter even acnolege there series roots
>>550448970We lost lingschizo too. Now we get Lee and Yoshi downplay, gay porn spam, and AI generated Anna. Grim.
good thing frame data is free at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkkjt4NqPIgit's up lads
Fuck off
themainshillswedistan
>>550448279SEX WITH LEO SEX WITH LEO SEX WITH LEO SEX WITH LEO
>>550450936>become infatuated with character that has a slight but athletic frame and small breasts>draw them with massive fucking titsWhy do artists do this? You clearly prefer someone more like Asuka then if you want a chunky bitch with huge boobs
>>550449043PORTALNIGGER WHERE YOU AT LMAOOOOO
lol
>>550451770AIjeet response and emoji KEK
>>550451770holy THANK YOU
This nigga got MENTAL issues
testing....1.2.3
>>550452535>Yoshi player that just goes insane from literally anything and stops playingReminds me of a Hwoarang player that just holds forward the moment he deems a moves that is "dishonest" has been used.Tekken 8 has some funny people in quick match.
This Talented Mr. Ripley movie seems a bit gay. But Cate Blanchett is so hot.
...
does the hwoarang freak "Homelander" still play in EU? I remember him in T7 quick matches always holding forward or mashing only d4,4 to get to the next match if you had even the tiniest chance of beating him
Fuck, I'm miserable and it's only going to get worse.
>>550454108Yes but he is under a different name nowGenuinely thought he was a CPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LniTTrLSwAEit's here
Even the Japanese mock us
page number?
is this why you're making this >>>/v/728685883
this 120 IQ captcha is filtering us
i'm still here and i'm still into men
It's ok to admit defeat, and right now and during the next decade, nothing but that
IIIIYAhttps://files.catbox.moe/oog8wl.png
so did Lili it seems
ewww
bought a ps5
>>550458002>>550462374just saw the time gap lmao
i'm going to go for tekken god tonightdeh
im a gonna expose
how is lili so ridiculously HOT
men are way hotter
>Lynchhttps://xcancel.com/SadlyItsBradley/status/2001123100914802980oh David I miss you so much
can someone please link that one clip of a king player going crazy when he loses to a reina
you should know the streamable link by heart at this point
kl92bsthanks for reminding me to watch it againBRO
https://streamable.com/kl92bsit's up
games at tekken king are more funim scared to say it but im sort of having fun
https://x.com/buffgigas/status/2001068650317668699?s=46&t=XA9HAVhJ08ZfYzBhd37xng
>>550473397this is what healthy 19 women turn into the exact day they hit 20 yo
>>550473397why do they even have ki charge binds or are they palm smashing every button
I'm standing at the edge, but something always brings me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDhEkzhIOTM
>>550473397>hisako doing sick low parries, combos and heat smash>still loses to broken ass claudiothis would NEVER happen in tekken 7
>>550475761why are her tits so big
>>550473397>literally need to have dementia to enjoy tekken 8good job harada
>>550472265thank you
>>550476920oh you're most welcome and infact i'd appreciate if you would come with me for dinner? you're the only person who showed me affection and i won't let it go lightly, this is a sign that we are meant to be together.i main kazuya
Pre-Order: 1/2 Scale Resident Evil 4 Remake Ashley Graham Limited Edition Statue $3,385.99 via Big Bad Toy Store.
>>550473397>ki charge into hopkick into another kichargeabsolutely kino gameplay from the claudio
>>550477029This is a Tekken general bro
>>550477029based, post more and I will buy this one also
>This is a Tekken general broprove that (you can't)
see? you can't even solve the captcha
anyone else annoyed how fucking schizo this general is? you're not funny you're just annoying
ps portal made my gaming sessions more enjoyable
>>550477029Post her naked
Capcom Won>MH Wilds is a Concord-tier disaster>DD2 flopped>Itsuno fled the company>ExoPrimal flopped>SF6 only sells in Japan>Capcom US trannies censoring games>horror engine is a disaster>nobody cares about RE9, lamest trilogy arc ever made>SF6 Hud customization is microtransactions riddled shitstorm
Capcom indeed Won>MH Wilds is getting a massive performance patch>DD2 was a wakeup call which they took seriously>Itsuno missed the absolutely insane pay raise that Capcom gave to EVERYONE>ExoPrimal shows that Capcom still has the balls to try different things>SF6 .. Won, doesn't even need explanation>Capcom US censoring games (they are literally making a pedobait, but lets hide that fact>Horror engine has been improved massively (just look at RE9 visuals and pragmata performance)>RE9 brings back characters that people actually want unlike some other company
Groundhog Day
does the new battle pass have anything christmassy in it
A bikini
trannies just don't hit anymore I need the next high
>>550477029if it was the og ashley i would cop it
>>550481878noel costume was the last year
so is season 3 gonna unfuck the game or whatobviously theyre not gonna delete all the bullshit moves and unhomogenize the cast so the only positive big change i could see making is having heat act like a regular ex meter and start empty
Tekken feels fine. I just don't like the single player content nor "lobbies" but I swear no fighting game scratches that itch either.
>>550484090stop using buzzwords and copying what other people say you bot
>>550473397doesn't look that different from a typical paki match really
>>550484220man they were giving everyone every tool towards the end of 7, i dont expect it to get walked back thats just the new philosophy. if u havent been seeing it happen thats ur problem
still not playing tekken 8
>>550442583>DD2 floppedThat had me seething so hard man. I didn't need it to be my dream game fixing up everything bad with the first one. I just needed it to be good enough that people would want the combat system to become a new standard.
>>550483062it's time for men
Nigga said noel i know what you are
I can only post every half hour because after I post is says that I dont need to solve capcha ,but when I try to post it says no valid capcha and it doesnt give me a new one to solve. Can you jannies sort this shit out?
I need to be sissified sexed and bred by an authentic and superior african american bbc
I need futa miary zo
im a failure
Did Capjews really start charging for HUD customization?
>>550484845come home tag man
>>550481151>>MH Wilds is getting a massive performance patchNot even Capkeks think it will make a difference. The game is structurally programmed like shit and nothing can save it. It's too late now anyways. Nobody cares about the game.>>DD2 was a wakeup call which they took seriouslyHow? They just doubled down on it.>>Itsuno missed the absolutely insane pay raise that Capcom gave to EVERYONEThey gave that pay raise to avoid further talent drain>>ExoPrimal shows that Capcom still has the balls to try different thingsAnd fail at it>>SF6 .. Won, doesn't even need explanationYes won at charging for HUD customization and spectating tournaments>>Capcom US censoring games (they are literally making a pedobait, but lets hide that factWhat's your point tranny?>>Horror engine has been improved massively (just look at RE9 visuals and pragmata performance)Looks like shit, even worse than RE5 from 2008.>>RE9 brings back characters that people actually want unlike some other companyYes they had to resort for good ol' fan pandering because the new trilogy has resulted in jack shit memorable charactersBRAVO CAPJEWS
tekken.. is.. anime....
>>550487709yes, 5 dollars a pop.
Street Fighter has the better animes
>>550487709>>550488160I knew it was bad I didnt know it was 5 bucks a pop bad wtf
they gave capbucks 2 colors and you're shocked about hud customization
>Nvidia plans heavy cuts to GPU supply in early 2026It is actually so over for PC gaming
murraybot meltdown
>company sells cosmetic for their gamewoah!! shocking
>>550488401I dont really keep up with capcum scams
waitbhais....
>>550488638just get a 16 gig vram gpu (now) and you'll be fine.
didnt tekken sell a ball and a stage for $5
I fucked a shemale
You fucked nothing you imbecile
>>550487910Based line-by-line capbuck destroyer.
I fucked myself with the family shampoo bottle and I got my poop on it
hmmmmm
0-2 jerk off3-5 study6-9 clean room0 play tekken
>>550423339>>550488038>>550488354OH NO NO NO NO NO CAPKEKS
>>550488638It's all manufactured shortages so they can drive up the prices twicefold and therefore increase their shareholder value. DLSS was too good. People stopped upgrading their GPUs so now they resort to this instead.
what if the game is less fun to watch because no one is impressed by good punishment or ducking strings, since everyone got too good? i remember when i started watching it was hype to see pros ducking strings and punishing well, but maybe i was a greenie
0-2 go shopping3-5 starve and play 2hu lab6-8 pop more adderall 9 do all the thing above at lightning speed
>>550451770Feeling so thankful right now
>>550488160Street Fighter II movie is the best animated movie. But the cartoon and tv series sucks.Virtua Fighter has the best anime series. (Wild Vision!)Fatal Fury has the best collection overall (OVAs plus movie). Possibly the winner.Tekken OVAs are lovely too.Netflix show is a triangle disaster as expected from Netflix.
>>550489750No lil niggy its because you cant do anything as a player. Before it used to be character and the player now its just the character because everyone is pushed to play 1 way only
>>550489767what is 2hu lab
2hu means touhou the famous japanese series
>>550489750nah its because its point blank mashing 8
>still no option to skip the low effort ass clip show introcome on
>>550490001>be a kid>would love a tekken 3 anime>got it 20 years later...........I want my wish back fuck you netflix.
>>5504901252hu labyrinth 2. I played the demo for lab 3 and it was so good im playing 2 now.
I have Armor Nigger fatigue
Your fault for playing the game
I think you've already told us that
Ff2,2 / df2 got my Mary Sue to Emperor.
I am geniunely amazed at the absolute retardnigger it took to design Law in T8
haven't shat a log in over a week so I'm just stuffing my face not caring I can barely breathe now and I feel dizzy
>>550492390I'm on NA server btw
I knew you retards were EU bots
>>550492390>>550494223emperor is not a high rank this would work anywhere
>>550370530WEEEEELLLLLWELLWELL...
nintendo won
ok but what about ublock and youtube, i can't watch my favorite tekken 8 videos anymore
>>550497670Whats a high rank then?
>>550497571that's why virtua fighter has a better battle system
>>550498268DLSS will save Swi-AAACKKKKK
>>550499495Why not?
I I I I I GOT THE NEEED FOR SPEEED I I I GOT THE NEED FOR SPEED
men? loved
>>550497464literally nobody elses gives a fuck about tekken anymore
>new captcha drops>place becomes a ghost town
sup niggas
>>550473397lol
>>550486659https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528
this is how the board ends, not with a bang but with a captcha
>>550503990can't believe they ditched that perfection just so raven (male) can say his one (1) meme line again and disappear into obscurity
How are people filtered by the captcha getting way easier? Is it bot death?
>>550503729i put my hand on the stove
you guys being tech illiterate apes like 99% of Terkken players makes it even funnier
i'm a woman
>>550504306thanks fren ,but I just deleted cookies and it works fine now
Can you believe that some literally who from motherfucking pakistan came out of nowhere and dethroned knee? And not just dethroned him but mindbroke him so bad that he completely stopped acting like a smug asshole and also stopped believing in himself so bad he now gets thrown around his fellow koreans like a $5 crack whore.Unreal
>you guys being tech illiterate apes like 99% of Terkken players makes it even funnier
>you guys being tech illiterate apes like 99% of Terkken players makes it even funniersir i'm not a chinkware user
I cant predict whos gonna win twt. Whenever i think arslan is completely washed he shows up 3 times as strong and nukes everyones asshole. So i think its gonna be him.
Portalnigger still seething that Dix charges for HUD options?
chinkbro thinks i can even see the HUD from my portal
I exposed myself but I can solve a captcha
ok but why do i have to solve it 3 times and not just one
also why do i have nipples? they literally bring nothing to the functions of my body
it's bleak
eating some porridge lads
my cat’s name is kazuya and i train him to wave dash electric 1hour a day
tossing some salad chaps
Im on
THREAD THEME (woman's edition)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-L4MOfPw8
>>550490097>60 bucks for a fucking phone case with just the jbstyle artworks on the bottom halfjesus fucking christ it's like they really are just whoring their license to anyone and everyone
im not posting thread themes because ive been sober for a week sorry
ps portal raped you
get back on the bottle bro that’s the only fun left
bout to eat an entire pizza and flatbread even though I have not had a bowel movement in a week or even more than 3 times this month
eating is a sign of adhd
last time a franchise was raped like that was when they turned Assassin's Sneed into RPG
Floydcattle
take some sennosides laxatives anon im begging you go shoplift them from a grocery store if you have to
I'd say it was when kojima spent 3 years developing a new engine only to release an unfinished tech demo and get fired
>MGSI forgot to say, last time a good franchise was raped like that
I took the miralax and all I got from it so far is a little corn turd the size of a green bean. I'm just gonna walk to the er if I actually start hurting
>>550475481>filename>picrelYeah no. "She" has no tits or ass.
>MiraLAX® is a nonstimulant laxativeits shit m8 you want the ones that say stimulant ex-lax max strength sennosides or the grocery store brand equivalent that sell for like $2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4OFv9eWIKYthis is when gaming peaked
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJ4Osk2yNo
>>550510584You're just jealous that she's mine
>there are zoomers out there that really look at oblivion as something better than a 4/10lmao
https://youtu.be/uDY3YbsAOdc
>>550510393get fuck in the ass by a hung brazilian sheman it shall fix your problem
>>550511225You're lusting after a genderblob with the body of a fridge.
I got anal fissures
I got anal fistula
>>550512747this music is hurting my soul
>>>/ck/21785880
>>550513417russians
>>550513417would destroy this lwk
someone tell this poor thing thats not how you "take" a shit
>>550514663>>550514920love this lass
>>550515402kino
>>550515402eric looks like this...
>>550516364i'm more excited about knowing if he has the balls to go up there alone now than any shitty season 3 reveal
>>550516419Harada will still be at TWT finals
now he only has to appear in the next 20 tournaments next year too to help murray and his charisma 100
>>550518156scamco lost...cuckcom lost...SNK WON
>>550518092only masterpiece 7 could make someone feel like this
WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLhe ain't my boy
>>550518156those faces suck
>>550423339So why did they just throw Ogre lore under the bus for some random brown chick? Shouldn't true Ogre have an Ogre form like in every other Tekken game TO was in?
>>550518792my cock that is.
had a dream about a girl I like fucking another man and then caressing him why does my brain like to torture me like this
>>550519039because no gives a fuck about ogre or the story as a whole.
>>550519687other than harada but alas...
call your friends and lets get drunk
>>550519687But Ogre is a much more interesting character than some random brown chick.
>>550516962SEXO
>>550519432next you'll dream of yourself being that girl
I wanna get rimmed by a tranny desu
AHHH MR MURRAY SAVE ME
Yamada-san is saving us sir
Tekken 8 is the newest of the series to date, and more of the same. The "who-can-get-their-super-move-off-first" gameplay leaves much to be desired from a serious fighting game player. Like the prequels, Tekken 8 is geared towards casual gamers... and towards those who are amused by bears whom walk upright, wear human cloths, and don't do anything besides kick the crap out of each other. crickets.Anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on Tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, and NRS games have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" Heat moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T8 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their Heat move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," Tekken 8 might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.
Loyalists where we at
them yt niggas wont let me open up livestream chatsfuck em on m
i haven't played temu 8 in 14 months and I'm still shitposting here
Why does 4'11 Miary have a worse back dash than 7'1 Fahkumram
>>550523008same, i do turn on 7 every now and then to play the screenshot spammers though
>>550523104>man murrayslop 2 blows but I sure do love going back to murrayslop 1
>>550523248i play 5 too but nobodys ever on it anymore. tekken fans are sheep that only play the new ones
>>550522940>model year 2026>still not using grayjay, freetube, newpipe, invidious, etc etc
i play 7 too gran turismo
>>550523014that should be obvious, fahk has longer legs so he can step further
>>550523630you want to fight?
>>550523951n-no sorry...
>>550524036UwU i was joking, xoxo
when a good thing goes bad
>>550519986I preferred the giant green Aztec design but the moveset is so much more interesting now. You niggas just don't like female characters
the interesting moveset:>df1 with high and mid extensions>generic df2>demon paw>-9 homing move>dragunov d2 but worse>stance mixups>spammable sidestep move
luckily tekken 8 is a good thing getting better and better
>>550524953thats just tekken 8
on my bed with my handheld
Mei from Overwatch
finna go to bed and play on the 'eld
>>550524953Do you actually think a giant guy doing gay little Lee kicks and Asuka b3 is cool
female jinpach will be the next murray abomination
I can't help but wonder if Miary was designed with a particular developers fetish list in mind
>female ogre>female devil >female jinpachi >female azazelhow are they gonna make new characters when they've stopped making super bosses now
miary is a fetish now? most generic anime girl in the history of anime
Female Leo when?
>rx7eww, i bet you actually play tekken
im seeing the old woman tournament win thing everywhereis it so shocking that an old person won the old person tournamentjust pressing special style combo too
>>550526917Anime doesn't have black women
>>550520113neat.
Asuka is still undefeated.
Looks pretty defeated here
>>550529230fakamomma = murrayasuka = tekken fans
still not funnier than people watching gundam
Tekken is what got me into hentai
>>550498268>>550501185Upscaler fags have always been a meme, especially the green shills. It has it's place but nothing beats native and superior raster. Upscaling won't save you from outdated hardware. It's a cope at worst and a stopgap at best.
>>550530069Reina, Asuka, Jun, Xiaoyu
>>550530069unironically why are they there?
>>550531136mizziemie loves tekken and she wants to share that love with her friends.
>>550531343>I was going to get a job so I just decided to be a whore instead
Wiw thats crazy *brap*
>>550530069for the first on the right
>>550532137for me it's the first* on the rightI was so excited, bros
>>550531343>full time cosplay>official cosplayer
>>550532048Might seem dumb but taking the easy route and making living money off it was probably the better choice
Did the translators have a stroke with Victor? Almost nothing he says, be it victory lines or unique ones with other characters, makes any sense. Is it that hard to translate French?
>>550532696it is code for 'im a disgusting whore and for $10 i do a2m2a2m2a2m'grow up
>>550534498Almost everything is translated horribly. Azu and Claudio have the same issue, I'd assume all the other ones like Lidia or Miary as well.
my dick can't grow up anymore
>>550534963>>550534498Not sure they got a single word right with Eddy.
get me a reservation at a 3 star brothelt-girls, naturally
Say, whose going to clean my sex toys?
>>550535091stop gooning
For what purpose?
tekken will whore out lili to gachas screen this post
>>550538304it will probably be reina
Lee's 3 is such a great button why don't people use it moreSafe mid, 14 frames, hitconfirms for 37 dmg which is high for a poke, can go into stance for spacing traps It's just such a great mid check at longer ranges +7 on hit too if you'd rather get frames
>>550539303He's low key busted like 70% of the roster yeah
forgot it was a close persons birthday again im such a fucking fuck up
Reina needs a cute girlfriend to calm her down
alt f4 is such a great button why don't people use it moreSafe mid, 1 frame, hitconfirms into a better life which is high for a hotkey, can go into IRL stance for touch grass setupsIt's just such a great life decision at any ranges+60 years on hit too if you'd rather live a full healthy existence
I'm killing myself soon
im exposing myself
>>550540329So tell them happy belated
We....lost
SEX WITH PS PORTAL
sf6 is the second most soulless fighting game, only behind tekken 8
I can get hard but it caps at 2 inches
>>550541513What a tremendously ugly horror engine
>>550523506because the newer ones are better. the old ones play like ass. even going back to something like t6 feels like shit.
>>550543549T5DR plays the best though. Its fluidity and movement is unmatched.
https://www.twitch.tv/spagFar East Esports Cup 2025 ft Qudans, XCC, Book and moreAND MORE
>>550544074Miss when tekken wasn't 2D dragonballslop
>>5505440745dr was made by Harada and you can't even get a hint of his passion with Nakatsu now.
>spagYeah no thanks
>>550544074>T5DR plays the best though. Its fluidity and movement is unmatched.>posts senile tier mashing in tekken 5 vanillalmao
>>550544384The movement and underlying gameplay was not that different between the two
>>550544203we're playing sf6 on our ps portals sorry!
>>550544074every character is boring sauceless garbage, it plays like ass. Drop the poser retardation. No one in their right mind would go back and play that crap.
>>550544527At responsive 500ms with more streaming artifacts than a twitch 240p stream
>random hop kick in neutral>dragon wheel kick into demon slayer hitting >side step 2At least post knee or something and not this retarded greenie gameplay
>>550544671>random hop kick in neutralThis is GoD2 tactics though and you can't deny it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIMwYKq9XEQDIDDYBLADE VID IS UP!!
>>550544848Shadow20z FEARS this man
fat assedsmall dickedand pot belliedthat I am
dreamt of men again
i miss kino 7
>>550544074>>550544325It was a mid af Mishima and Steve fest. You only like it because you were told to feel nostalgia for it by FGCtubers like you did for 4 when 7 was the current game.
>>550546150Vanilla yes but T5DR was fairly well balanced and nigger stop using Mishimafest as a flaw in a Tekken game
>>550546150still better than mashen 8
>>5505462845DR didn't fix shit. They brought back unpopular characters only for them to never get used. You can take off those rose tinted glasses.>>550546412Barely
>>550547063Bullshit T5DR is peak. Kys
17ers be like take me back to 5dr
>>550547109Uh huh. And I guarantee you said the same about 4 when 7 was out. Cut the bullshit.
>>550547234I'm a 98er though
24er troon seethe
Fellas... does it make me a failed man to notice every video that came out when Tekken 7 was out that called 4 the "underrated masterpiece" or the "black sheep" of the franchise and all the mods that turned 7 into 4, then saw the exact same shit with 5DR now that 8 is out?
>>550547702It makes you a retarded schizo yes
member when 17ers were totally going back to dr and tag2 and they just didn't because the games suck kek
Slimenigger
mashen 8 death
I didn't think of myself as a failed man until I took my first dick
>>550546284Bryan TJU wasn't even a just frame he took 0 skill
>>550547886>schizo is when pattern recognition
>safe kaz db4>8 frame jabssooo balanced fun nostalgic
>>550553001you forgot + on block df1s and tons of other broken lows like wallsplatting bow and arrow
5dr was goated with the sauce because you were 7 years old the last time you played it
5dr is ass by modern standards
so is 8
Yeah 5dr is ass I'm so glad we have Tekken 8 instead.
https://x.com/reachman/status/2001185732300317159Trust the plan
>snow melts and reveals the outlines>footprints make outlines in the snow>tekken 7 didn't have footprints in the snow>tekken 8 doesn't even have a snow stage to hide the lack of footprint technologyhe's laughing in our fucking faces
tekken 8 also has worse water physics than tekken 6the power of the unreal shitgine 5
rip....
thank you
watching a video about fog
~20 shots of vodka is my daily regimen. Am I cooked?
https://youtu.be/fI-mnYR-Mp8?si=kkN1EgyD2Hnc0JR7
night with Anna best night ever~<3
Vivaaaaaaa Las Vegas
>>550566403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hck-3mlQjY
CHACHATTO YARO KA
I dont usually do this unless im drunk or im high but im both right now and i need you in my life
tekken century of humiliation
>>550528913God i love what a secret slut Asuka is. She acts high and mighty but she literally does wear shit like this that shows off her big fucking thighs and she's always either got something tight over her tits or her tits are fucking out. Her design bricks me the fuck up. Osaka slut.
>>550567831>if Asuka got fat her already massive tits would double in sizehmm
damn Reina is kind of weak compared to other mishimas huh? feels like a really easy matchup for me at least
what do yous think about that nvidia shield pro for tv bros ? I have fiber super high internet speed
>>550572104Reina is like T7 Lidia crossed with a bit of Kazuya and Heihachi but I find while she gets to do a bit of everyones stuff she does those parts worse than the characters that inspired her so you have to be able to learn and utilise multiple identities of characters to get the most out of her.
shes weaker in exchange for being easier. she does have some bullshit like heat d2 1+2 thing though
goonst du?ja, ich goonezusammen mit murray?mit murray und nakatsu, naturlich
>>550573136Post character you play and rank. Stop downplaying Reina.
>>550574601What the fuck are you talking about retard, where did i "downplay" anything? There isn't anything to "downplay" she has elements from a bunch of characters that do those specific things better than she does. You think Reina has a better electric than Kazuya?
>>550573421>heat d2 1+2 thingThis is genuinely just poor understanding of the game and frames.ANY 15f mid or faster will be "impossible"(parries) to do anything against and works that way. Outside of heat engagers her d2 1+2 is trash because it has 0 tracking.
>>550573052dont buy the chinkslop
where did this "if a move isn't homing it's unusable" meme even start
>>550574847Yes. Leads into more damage and easy combos. Stop downplaying waifu trash. Reina fail electric? Df2. Kazuya fail electric? Death.DOWNPLAY DOWNPLAY DOWNPLAY
>>550575474Death? Bro post YOUR rank and main you sound like a fucking idiot.
i enjoy men company
>>5505756080 skill trash. It is not only the punish. But what comes after. Kazuya has no panic button.0 skill downplayer.
*cancans your post*
Women? Love them
>>550575881Oh i see now, you're on of those new Kazuya players that thinks your playing the hard character in a busted game. Listen from another Kazuya player, he has never and i mean NEVER been as easy to play as he is right now. I see new players make it to Kishin with Kazuya that didn't know what ff4 even does to grounded opponents.
>>550574908lmao
what should i do today
you can't just say perchance
Look at women in advanced stages of undress
i have a restaurant date tomorrow night maybe i ll go buy new clothes
>>550576086Don't fall for it bro
>>550576093Ok. Changes nothing.
>>550577550Don't misunderstand me anon, im not saying Reina is weak or mid or isn't an annoying character who doesn't get to press buttons in your face like she's T7 Lidia, im just saying as a Mishima, especially the Mishimas in THIS game her Mishima-isms aren't all that. You know how Heihachi mains cry about having no lows? That actually is the case for Reina, she has the shit lows that Heihachi players think they have. Nerf every Mishima in the game i say, nerf EVERY character in that roster while your at it. No fucking buffs in season 3, nerfs across the board.
a "mishima" with a hopkick and a launching df2 lmaoooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzhvJh9NRY
Harada and Sony won, and they should suck Altman's dick daily
>>550577961I was almost in an agreement until you said she has worse lows than 'hachi. Downplaying retard
>>550578574Oh let me guess you believe it when people say Heihachi is mid and honest in this game. Wake the fuck up kid, try forming your own opinions.
2025 and people still (You) Mishima players
heihachi's great lows like generic d4 (launch punishable btw)
>>550578771Everyones generic low is launch punishable
>>550578864yup
>>550577961>she has the shit lows that Heihachi players think they have? Heihachi has 0 good lows
steam machine will be the only way to use a computer in 2026 as anything else will be out of stock and severely scalped, good luck paying 5k for a pc
>>550578864except for anna and nina
>>550578945Okay now name Reina's good lows?
>>550579815irrelevant
>>550578864Asuka can't actually launch punish generic d3 or d4. Most characters can though of course yeah.
>>550579859How convenient anon. Is the answer that you actually don't fucking know? Complain less, lab more.
Blueballing fans is ok when Sega does it
men? huge fan
if you think about it db3 is kind of an insane low for HEIHACHI to have
if you think about it, talking about tekken 8 is kind of fan insane low for ANON to do
>>550580639it's worse than generic d4 in tekken 7
>>550580020Name 5 good moves Asuka has.Same relevance.
>heihachi has bad lows>unironic crouch mixup>db2 >db3 for poking
>>550581349Not really retard because Asuka doesn't have Mishima traits and you aren't comparing Asukas lows.
>>550581517>db2seeable
Is hwoarang still easy and op?
is tekken 8 still shit?
is virtua fighter still coming?
where does this myth that paul is bad even come from? i legit can't think of a single character with a more rounded moveset. he has absolutely everything, god tier panic moves, best approach tools in the game, good tracking, RETARDED damage, safe df2, retarded wallcarry, shitton of cheese and knowledge checks if needed, the single best df1 in the game bar absolutely none where the only counterplay is "hope he gets bored of pressing it". oh and the single best knockdown low in the game too. oh and you can't really OS a single one of his moves because everything is a three way mixup
>>550583482I'm surprised it never got cancelled with how slow the news for it is coming
>tekken talk>4 lines postyawn, next post please
>>550583232Yea if you do stances
10 minutes in quick match queue in the most popular rank in the game btw game's totally not completely dead
got demoted all the way to bushin again
>>550584871Need a pick-me-up?
nina is literally a reaction check you cannot beat nina unless your reaction time is under 150ms
Fundamentals are a complete meme before like top 0.1% player. Before that the only thing that matters is how good your offense flowchart is and whether the opponent has knowledge of your character. If you put a GoD2 player against a Tekken King player that has a good flowchart on a character the GoD player doesn't know the Tekken King player wins 9-1.
if a tekken king player had a "good flowchart" on a character an average GoD2 player doesn't know he wouldn't be tekken king (or the GoD2 player is a one-and-done victor/jack main or something)and even in that case the GoD2 player would simply out-flowchart him and win anyway because clearly his flowchart is much better since he has climbed a lot more
Thats why it's a hypothetical. I'm simply saying that fundamentals only come into play once both players have the same level of knowledge and that only happens at the tippity top. For essentially the whole playerbase this game is simply a reskin of trivia night where you get asked a question and you either know the answer or you don't
the mcdonald's the turned me down is hiring again i guess the fucking 15 year old quit on them
>>550587971so would you once you worked there for a few weeks
/tekdead/
arise
i'm playing gran turismo 7, let me be
i'd rather die
you're dying anyway, may aswell enjoy a thing or two in the meantime
https://youtu.be/-4obmgAA-0wNo wonder everyone is kicking my ass
Core A Gaming
>>550593748crazy how people actually like their dogshit videoseven before they started putting ai slop in them
bottom looks so much better
thats cause you are a bottom
alright now i know witch movie to watch alone on chistmas eve
Tekken: The Motion Picture
>>550594514bottom tekken 5 onwards
how come I beat people with 95 defense and lose to people with 60
can a nigga
borrow a french fry
>>550594449because it has been always sensationalized normiecore digestible slopif you ever want to start a youtube channel, just pander to normies with top 10 lists or hyping esports shit
Why I Mix Myself, NOT My Opponent
>>550593491huh that's a surprisingly good guide
my farts smell like shit but the poo is nowhere to be found
you're the poo
what about the PS Portal?
PS Portal is the pee
even on plebbit they're all spouting pro ai slop retardation and calling people "luddites" for being against ithumanity is fucked, the world is finished
>one and done>one and done>mashing ape that's way higher rank than he should be>3rd world internet no contestdead nigger game
wtf you have to be a fucking fighter pilot to duck Nina's can opener
>>550601793Law and Victor rejects?
>ducklow parry it retardbro lest you want to guess your punisher
>low parrying hellsweepEnjoy no launcher
just low parry the i16 low on reaction bro
uf4,3 are both i18 so the low is i36if you can't react to that then idk time for grave grandpa
i got them mixed up, i thought d343 is can opener but it's easy prey apparentlyi was talking about that one
this is why you should talk about moves with their notations instead of trying to be some kinda e-sharts commentator
stillthat shit is crazy fastlast hit should be steppable
playstation portal activated
gran turismo 7 loaded
thanks mainman for killing the gameand after the game is all but confirmed dead, tries to rebrand as a dota streamerROFLMAO
>thanks mainman for killing the gamehe finally achieved something positive in his life
is mainman high rank in dota
>check steamcharts>still peaking above 6knobody can stop the loyals
I had a bowel movement but it was another little green bean
>>550605848Add 600k on consoles too
Good morningThis game wasn’t on my steam replay on any of my accounts lmaoKusoge
https://www.twitch.tv/themainmanswe/clip/BlazingImportantTildeANELEadrianbros...
>>550607057Top of the morning to you!I like men
>>550607479Good morning! Me too.
>noctis donation sound plays>i'm gonna move out, he's gonna move in
ADOLF RIDDLER
zamn this baby kinda chill
I hate babies
i wish someone would post Asuka's bigMilkers. That would brighten up all our days.
i labbed feng and my impression is that every single time he presses a button it's a mixup between a safe mid and an unsafe low so you might as well just play randomly since it's just guessing
big bokes incoming
real babies? disgustingAI baby? super cool
>>550608659Not a single Asuka will be seen in top 8 after Season 3 nerfs.
and why would i care?
>season 3 nerfsoh no no no blud THINKS there will be nerfssay hello to buff boogaloo 2
>>550608659thanks anon but i meant from the game itself. I want to see canon and official Asuka skin.
>>550608876>when the best characters in competitive Tekken stop being the best characters you stop seeing them and start seeing the best characters insteadok anon.
>>550609449why didn't you say so?
>>550610000It's nice anon but this is a mod. It's better when it's official because then it's legit. Got any really good non-modded official examples?
Man they really should buff everyone even more. Lets see just how fucking kuso it can become. But we need a new layer of dogshit. What about air dashes? Or a RA counter meter? Or a roman cancel. Or a meter that once full, turns your character into an absolute rape machine that basically has no weakness? Oh we already got that.
we should get something like a one button win so that even blind people can play the game
How are you guys feeling lately? Any hope left?Unless they blanket-nerf the entire cast and turn the systems down, Season 3 won't save anything.
>>550610287Imagine telling T7 players that it would get worse. They wouldn't have believed you.
Hope? pic related was a premonition
>>550610963>hope>when Murray and Nakatsu are still aroundYou 24ers are something else
>>550610287we are getting combo breakers, gray life deleters become a generic mechanic for every character, wall bounces are back and every character gets a new batch of -13/14 power lows and plus on block super mids
Man i can already see the S3 trailer>COMPLETE BALANCE OVERHAUL>LEI WULONG>BURGER KINGscreenshot this. i also predicted aks move set way before gameplay.>550610000Nice quad tiddies
>>550611242I hate that I laughed at this but the doomer memes are funny sometimes>>550611306>24erWelcome to the thread, anon
>>550610901Ffffuck look how far they stick out. Looks so good in a tight sweater. Thanks anon. I feel much better now.
niggas iffy uh
lili got the stiffy uh
Im sick of these niggas (Murray/Nakatsu)Get rid of these niggas
bro is sick
SHOUT OUT____BUT I FUCKED THAT NIGGAS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzQnP7GRs8wThe death of Tekken 8
i'm chopped af
I predict>some moves they put in S2 becoming -11oB>new moves >couple fixes>more realignment fuckery so brain dead retards can't whiff>tekken shop overhaul>new battle pass tier>guest character from a franchise no one even knows existed>if it's not that it's Mai>if it's not Mai it might be a VF/DoA/SC guest>heat version 2 where you get two heatdashes nowOtherwise i have no real hope for the game as it stands nowIt's just that if they want to save the game, they have to fucking fix and overhaul everything
last time milfs looked good
FLOPPED
So let me see if i got this straight...She's just 18? She's Osakan? She's an airhead? With THOSE big bimbo tits of hers?Anon. She's used goods. And it's going to have been for money. For at least a year now. A few guys probably even had her in that high-school uniform of hers as a request. Probably finished on some part of it too, staining the fabric no matter how good she tried to clean it. Kept on wearing it no doubt. The point is son, don't worship a girl like that just because she's got a nice smile and a big old pair of breasts on her. You can do better than an Osaka whore.
>>550481151BASED CAPSOLDIER
kazuya df2 is genuinely top 3 most broken moves in this gamethat garbage should be -14
the only thing that can save tekken 8 is adding a real oppai loli charactershe must be canonically 10 years old and have bigger tits than asuka
Ragequit a Yoshinigger.
>>550616952just say miary is 10. she looks it
>>550617413she's too tallshe needs to be gon sized
>>550617515preteens aren't THAT small
>>550617616who asked
You're wrong about Asuka. She would never do "that" with guys for money. She's nice. You don't KNOW her. You're just like her shitty classmates always spreading the worst untrue rumours about her.
Kicharged and one and done'd a Rusnigger
holy fuck this game is so pathetically bad communicating which hits are lowhere's a 5 feet tall brown retard doing a knee strike into a FUCKING DOWNWARDS JUMP that hits you in the dick did you know it was a high bro how come you aren't ducking it lol?!
>>550618208And now against a Victorspermoid
>>550618514It's a party mashing game. You're not supposed to take it seriously.
I cum in the fuck
Look man, the point is that i want to have baby making sex with this 18 year old Osakan with gigantic kolakahunas badonkersAlso she's ain't real, so she can't be used goods
>>550614187Remember when there used to be VF Directs every season? And then after Wolf's reveal (where there's zero gameplay footage of him after, it's Akira and Stella again), they just shat out that slideshow at TGS that shared the smallest bit of news and then fucked off?
>>550620064Remember when I didn't ask? VF will win, end of story.
>>550619253I feel like Asuka unzips her body suit so low that at that part you would see her pubes just peeking out over the opening.
>>550620153>Remember when I didn't ask?Cute, anon. But this is a public forum.>VF will winThere needs to be a game for it to win. So far, it's just vague fluff. People who actually play games cannot live off fluff alone.
>>550620905Sorry ok? Didn't mean to offend you. We'll play VF together when the time comes
I got small dick and heart murmur
>>550621004Assuming they won't cancel the game outright
>>550621703Then we'll cry, together
>>550621091Asuka says 23,000 yen
>punish button with -13>it gets blocked every time>go check replay>it was -13is it me does the netcode just get worse and worse as time passes? i'm actually going insane here
you do have to be insane to still play t8
not a problem on sf6
i miss tekken
reload and shoot again
>mfw falling for the "move with pushback into rage art" flowchart for the third time in a rowI fucking hate how playing as retarded as possible gets rewarded in this game
How do you punish Hwo's shit? Every single time I duck he just keeps pressing so I can't get up because there's a barrage of highs above me, and if I wait to see if he stops then he's already recovered and it's safe.
I got hiv
if it got rewarded you would've been the one who won those interactions
>>550624060sharing is caring
>>550624039Lee player absolutely godsmocked when he can't just mash his CH mids from range 3
>>550578654Not even close, I think Heihachi is still the best Mishima and WI is turbo retarded. Reina db4, hellsweep, fn4 are better than Heihachi's lows outside of WI hellsweep.
got an adrenaline dump after a long argument with chatgpt
i just ask chatgpt to convince me that i'm right on whatever topic i ask it and it usually gives me the dopamine i seek and move on with my day
>>550625360Yes sorry, I failed to mention that you're always right. I will be more mindful of this in the future. Do you have any other questions?
The downside of earning loads of bucks is that you become extremely mindful of money and thus less keen on spending money on shit. No wonder Bill Gates has used the same shirt for 20 years. I'm literally him now. Monetary purchases brings me no joy anymore. Just the accumulation of capital.
>>550625438>convince me that the girl i dated 14 years ago is having a bad time now due to these redflags <insert long list of random thing, even normal things>it then goes and tells you all the ways her life went to hell cause of some obscure mental illness and she's probably suffering the seven hells for 10 years straight.ez dopamine
chatgpt will literally never disagree with you you are lying
>>550624039whenever you think of ducking, just press d3 instead
Leeniggers will use that high evasive low launcher on CH and still pretend they're struggling.
>>550625723congrats, you don't have adhd
I haven't had a dollar in over 12 years
>>550625826d3 gets stuffed very often by Hwo's spamand you can't step it anywhere so I really don't know what to do
an diddy foid
i'll give you a dollar if you let me finish in your mouth (anna main btw)
>>550624039A million hours in practice mode
>>550625723If i had millions i would just get a cave where no one can bother me and live like i do now.Trying to buy a house off of working and getting a loan is moot since what's the point of the house if you're just going to be working 24/7?
>>550624039when he's doing that quick high high shit either dick jab (or FC df4) instead of trying to get any ws moves between themthey all have almost no whiff recovery so you are not hitting any ws moves there without getting clipped
do we know who the next dlc character is going to be?
>>550628171>Trying to buy a house off of working and getting a loan is moot since what's the point of the house if you're just going to be working 24/7?I feel like this is the inevitable conclusion to life as a wageslave. What's the point of a nice house when you're too tired from work to care? What's the point of a nice car when you're too tired from work to care? What's the point of nice clothes when...yeah you get the point. I can't imagine this being good for a consoomer society either. Don't they want us to spend our money. Because these days people don't dare to spend. They just save everything in stocks.
>>550629056of course we do, just imagine the shittiest character they could put into the game and you'll guess right
>>550616615wtf you have to pay for those?
>>550616615Capjews just took some mods and applied a price tag to it lol
>>550629796Bob?
Public sex with Reina
>>550630225and vagene
>>550629307It isn't good for society, but it's good for tax collectors and those who own necessities.You must have an apartment and pay rent, pay for transport, pay for clothing, pay for eating and otherwise be forced to keep the labor-adjacent-economy alive.That's why politicians freak the fuck out when people withdraw from society, because that's less people paying taxes, for new clothes to go to their job, transport and other forced necessities.The ideal consumer is that who works to be able to afford to go to work.It's the same shit as tekken8; you lab just so you can gamble just so you can win just so you can play some more just so you can gamble and in the end maybe go play tourney and grab a couple bucks so you can call yourself a progaymer, but you're practically numb to the game and are running on auto pilot 99% of the time but it keeps your mind away from the misery of your reality and you already wasted so much time and energy on it so you might as well just keep walking towards your grave like this.And this shit don't get better unless you magically come upon fuck you money and can buy yourself out of this shit.
Ball
bros i made real good spicy spaghetti with chicken cubes i wish you guys were here to enjoy it with me
im in ur closet
guys guilded is shutting down tommorow
what are we gonna do without guildudedd
I said I put my micropenis out in the world for all to see
didnotask
me expuse
>>550629307>Don't they want us to spend our money. Because these days people don't dare to spendGuess what. Inflation destroys your savings, you better buy shit now before your money is worthless.War destroys wealth so it can have value again.Look at what's happening in the world. They call it crisis. It's all ritual sacrifice. And so the war on the human soul continues.
Drakengard 4 is happening
VF6 is another thing that's happening
https://youtu.be/ETlgB-fV1U0?si=RYZxVW9VaDiA_BTv
every drakengard is complete garbage and I hate that nier auto happened because now retards continue to talk about that garbage for hipster cred
if people kept talking about shit things then why aren't they talking about you? ever wondered?
12 years of neetdom I am sure most have forgotten me or take me for dead
12 years of neetdom actually cleared my name, it's like a blankslate
did you expose yourself though
no, but i will soon
a very cute girl sat very close to me in yoga class todayfeeling #thankful
I urinated myself in the middle of a test when I was in school because the old faggot substitute teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet and everyone found out
14 years of neetdom because there is literally nothing to do besides wageslaving
mcdonald's turned me down at two different locations
I used to jack off in the bathroom at work#thankful
I jacked off at the movie theater while watching american hustle
I used to pause my games to take a shit now I just grab my PS Portal on my way to the bathroom#thankful
I got a 6 inch gut and a 4 inch dick
>>550638491Shit ration
i look up a guide on how to update my bios and an fucking british foid shows up
bro about to brick his mobo
Im on the X im on the codeine
excreged a wide, dry, tekken8 down my toilet. and it fought me every step of the way.
plop
Riichiro Yamada... our saviour
plap
REO
just took a massive tekken 8 in the toilet
MALE
a tekken 8 just looked into my window
sliding off a car while i shootthey think that i'm tom cruise
>>550643747
Still playing bloodborne
eating food cuz im fat
>>550630246with her
nigga has google alerts turned on for bamco
how many times are you going to kill the same werewolf boss enemy remodeled 15 different times nigga get a new slant
i have all my economies invested on them
>>550645242the last thing you see before getting slimed out in santo domingo
i'm so cooked
buying a switch 2 so i can play skyrim on it
>>550629828Yes
i chomp on punani bloody vaginame feast on placenta placenta
I got tricked into watching a fake movie trailer made by jeets with AI slopI feel like my eyes have been violated
>>550644824basedme personally I prefer to work on games than play them, still GODborne is something I gotta replay again
nigga really clicked on Joker 3 (2026) - Official Trailer [4K]
will joker rape back in joker 3
joaquin pheonix will be in brown face and do the stair dance after commiting the rapeful
>>550644902Aren't they the same height
if the world was fair only white people would have retarded kids
this but without retarded
this but without people
>>550648921No. Asuka is 167cm and Reina is 162cm.
game's knavish I cashiered it
1. This is AMI BIOS release2. This BIOS fixes the following problem of the previous version:- Fixed CVE-2024-36877 security issue.- Implemented patch for “LogoFAIL” vulnerability.
>>550650870NEW
>>550651047That's not very jolly of you, my nigga
real thread?
It's already up, friend
>>550651218LmaoHoly faggotry
the offtopic thread that killed tekgen
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeee
Please someone create a thread.Not gonna collude with niggers
The new thread is already upYou WILL go and post there
you make the threadI keep it alivethat's the deal and always has been I do not post in ltg threads
Quit being a bitch and come through already
>>550656347>>550656347>>550656347real thread
