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Hooooooooly fuck......I'm cumming.....Jevil, J-Jevil, I'm cumming..... Oh my God I'm gonna cum
Everything turns to snow in Fave's clutch
>>551234264mad because the knight kicked your ass
>>551234439Spamton...
>>551234430Brandish is nothing like the 2d Zeldas. Completely different genre.
Hooman!
>>551234813of course you made this thread
>>551234526waifu dinner is a noble tradition
>>551234860Kris gave her the pass
The Undertale series could be classified as Hot Chick Heaven
>>551234949Damn are all of you niggas fat or feeders. Because ya’ll are eating / offering your faves the worst shit
>>551234793Sorry dude, but that opinion is gay. That's just how it works
>>551234949what dinner would you make for fave?
>>551234526y’all ain’t prepared for Waifu Wednesday (still going nigga)
I fap to Frisk everyday
>>551235136Zelda is an adventure game Brandish is a classic dungeon crawler but top down instead of first-person
>>551235135I'm chubby but I've been trying to lose weight because it's given me man tits and it's made me sluggish
>>551235062Asriel Dreemur's mother, Toriel: She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother
>>551234394No! That would be too heteronormative for my game!
>>551235298in all fairness the dungeon parts of 2d Zelda are more comparable than not. keys, hidden walls, warp tiles, traps and holes, all that stuff.
>>551235053>"Sblurf"
Hooooooooly fuck......I'm cumming.....Kris, K-Kris, I'm cumming..... Oh my God I'm gonna cum
all I want for christmas is fuzzy pippins hugging me and telling me that I'm going to be ok
>>551235613Noelle...
>>551234526Directed by Ari Aster
>>551234502About three times, yeah. I struggled more with ERAM, and that thing has at least a little personality.
>>551235362Photograph them for posterity
I listen to m4m nsfw plushie asmr is this okay
>>551235525They play almost nothing alike
>>551235252Shayy...
>>551235701how is that noelle when noelle is in the game you STUPID IDIOT
fave is a slut for pathetic men
K....Kurisu...
>>551235828I have.
>>551234858No, that wasn't me. Hooman enjoyers are plenty
>>551235857no argument there, it's stiffer, meaner and has inventory management but it's got similar dungeoning. just saying if you got joy outta 2d Zelda you can find similar joy here
good evening i love them
>>551236148cute
does anyone have any yume requests? I want to get better at drawing her. Can be regular drawing or sprite nonsenseI love Yume! I love Yume! I love Yume!(also, I will now start playing rune factory 4 for the first time. wish me luck)
>>551235252Me... (to female Frisk)
>>551236117
An optimal character stats sheet should have 25 stat areas
>>551236109How pathetic
>>551236669waow shes just like me
im pathetic but im also fat and ugly
>>551234303fohoyhoyhoyhoy
>>551236429Holding hands with pic rel? That'd be cute, I think.
>>551236756I started clapping
>>551236429I don't know why but i think she would be into morbid stuff.... also i see her being a big fan of analog horror (the good ones like Channel 58) so maybe draw her watching spooky stuff?
Tenna LOVE
>>551236756literally all /utg/ anons.....
>>551236429Yume forcing Pippy to shower
>>551236926I'm not that fat...
>>551235208tricky questiona real dinner? he cant eat except for ghost food and I feel like trying to serve him ghost food would offend him and he wouldnt want to eat it in front of you unless he really trusted you.staged waifu dinner photo? the whole 9 yards, a nicely set table with a pink glittery party tablecloth but a nice porcelain plate with a glamburger half wrapped in foil just set on top of the plate, a wine glass of ghost juice (maybe a bottle next to it with a label so thats what it looks like), sequins all over the table/plate some sort of mtt face garnish, like a toothpick and to the side a mcdonalds looking happy meal box that looks like his box form. and picrel can be the toy that comes with the mealI have thought about this before.
>>551236968yet
>>551236926i'm not fat>>551236968how fat?
>>551236429Yume in a Spamton Neo cosplay, please?
>>551235135I've been on a diet for a month and lost a cool cool 4kg
Fave feels like his family is falling apart
>>551236926>literally all /utg/ anons’ preference
>>551236926im skinny but still pathetic
>>551237269guys let's all move to one house where we can rent out and let's be our own family it would be awesome
>>551237269my fave hasn't spoken to most of their family in over a year
>>551237004I'm about to order Taco Bell so yeah maybe you're right. Funnily enough for most of my life I was actually underweight and I could regularly see my ribcage.>>551237061Kinda chubby like I said before. I'm not got at discerning my BMI at all so maybe I'm not even that chubby at all.
>>551237371i'll bring the gatorade and syringes
I'm fat but in a jolly way
>>551237269tenna…
I'm fat but in a damn this peanut butter is good kinda way
I'm fat but in a Killing Floor 1 way
>>551237371i would do this. more realistically i'd like to have a roommate if we got along
I'm fat dabadee dabadie
>>551237447I'm fat but I have the sneaky and snide sidekick personality and the mismatch is awful
I’m skinny in a hot woman way
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evc51ryMKSE
I'm skinny but I want to marry a fat man...
>>551237563Male btw
>>551237665I don’t remember making this post
>>551237000i love the idea of a fast food burger meal that comes with a toy but it also has wine. that feels appropriately deranged enough for him
Dear Santa Claus, make me like 5 inches taller so I can live out my size difference fantasies. Thank you.
>>551237371/utg/ hype house that ends up as a multi-person murder/suicide which gets an episode on dateline
>>551237000>he cant eat except for ghost foodI think after fusing with his body he's more robot-themed monster than either ghost or robot
Dear Santa Claus, make me like 5 inches shorter so I can live out my size difference fantasies. Thank you.
>>551237234don't you hate pippins oc's?
>>551237860I was stuck between ghost wine or just a jug of motor oil for the drink
Dear Sansa Claus, please date toriel in chapter 5 because it would be really funny
>>551236432She is so cute and hot
The /utg/ house will just be the Final Fantasy house 2.0
So, the "Nightmare" that awakens in our heart, the one Jevil warned us about, is the "Nightmare boss," that is, the Shadow Mantle holder, yes? It's name isn't ERAM.
>>551238139explain
>>551238139i was already interested. you don't have to sell me on it more
>>551237234>>551237940It would seem Temfag forgot they did, indeed, hate pippins ocs
>>551238196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRjrLmc_4c
>>551238275>deletedLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551238368>>551238415loser hivemind
>>551235856I listen to M4F audios despite being a man. And don't start with that trans shit either, I don't want to hear it.
>>551238149It's a nightmare in our heartS, and Ralsei and Susie didn't show up and ERAM isn't their inner demon personified so I think he was talking about something elseMaybe the actual nightmare situation the fun gang is in right now
Fave has lost like 20 pounds over the year and feels like they have infinite energy, thin person privilege is real
>>551238048do you think he would like queenies battery acid
>>551237926hm interesting, i mostly think of him as a ghost residing in a shell and not fully fused with it, just possessing and steering it but thats me assuming the robot stuff is a form of escapism for him. its all a performance for him, a performance he is throwing 1000% of himself into, yes and one he believes in but a performance nonetheless.
I think it's funny that I did the same joke in the battatquest video that toby did in the newsletter video. where battat asks pluey a question and gets saxophone noises as a response. I love pluey
Dear Santa Claus, make my penis like 5 inches shorter so I can live out my size difference fantasies. Thank you.
>>551234303
>>551238149it's the roaring knight. toriel has a nightmare while it attacks, a 'mare' chesspiece is a knight, it's almost definitely based on the nightmare knight from cucumber quest.this is also why ERAM is the knight in disguise.
>>551238582BERNADETTTTTTTTEYOU ARE MY LIBERTYhttps://youtu.be/jnJ7tstJtrg?t=47
>>551238804You can straight up kill him in the EX and NEO forms and I'm sure that's supposed to indicate him fusing with his body now that it's the one of his dreamsLike how you can kill Glad Dummy but none of the other Mad Dummy forms
>>551238942Cute!!! Is this a modded server? I remember hearing something about an rpg minecraft server which sounded fun. Also it's awesome to see other anons using the skins I made, which reminds me that I should probably make some more
>>551239057great songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1PB2huRdCk
>>551238443I will kiss you.
I wanna see all the results from the Pippins oc google form.
>>551238804if the info from spamton NEO is canon, mettaton is possessing a disc drive that powers the body. probably in the heart shaped core because you have to shoot that to kill him.this i guess means his brain is not in his head and he's just got empty space up there which is kind of funny.
>>551239043>The Knight pushes Kris to embrace violence and freedom and gives them the means to defeat itI don't buy it
>>551239096it's my own personal server, in the utg/ one i only use shaders!
>>551239057Why did Guro turn Fujo into a sausage...I...I trusted her
Can Santa bring me a hot girl with a fat cock for my present
>>551238108True!
Santa Claus hates minorities so he won't be visiting /utg/ this year
>>551239273anon that's a tie
>>551239178nice animatic
>>551239273god forbid women do anything
>>551239424I thought it was one of those lesbian gel dildos that are able to be used on each end. Which would make more sense considering how much of a freak Guro is for her sister
>>551239423Santa please.. I'm 90% Lighter, I have lightner eyes, I have lightner skin... I promise...
>>551239423that fat fuck better not step boot within 100 feet of this place or I'm catching him in a booby trap and licking his nipples raw
>>551239797would alphys be a pippinsQUEEN i think yes
>>551239697gijinka guro is such a sexy butch oh my goooooood
>>551239797thats more insane than thinking it was a sausage . just look at her shes clearly going yandere mode. also double ended dildos are underrated. is it because they look kind of stupid? I also dont really know how they would work in reality seems like one of those porn-only thinhs
>>551239602I think Tenna would love Weird Al in general
Dear santee claws,All I want this year is to feel loved and safe and not be sad anymore.Thank you. LP.S. the cookies I left out are made with birdseed. I hope you are craving a crunch :-)
>>551239230the knight is an actor playing an assigned role, just like everyone else in the prophecy. it probably does not like the role it has any better than kris likes theirsif it actually wanted everyone dead it would make 8000 fountains at once, interrupt you while you were sealing the fountain, wouldn't keep dramatically leaving you at 1 hp, it would summon a titan when we don't have gerson around, it wouldn't do such a shitty job of killing tennaand let's not forget, gaster tells you to get the shadow mantle. gaster, who almost definitely made the knight, considering its weird hand holes.so i think literally everyone in the cast thinks the prophecy is cringe
<3
>>551240158when i see those slimy double ended dildos being shat out by some girl i always think the artist is posted the censored version of a scat drawing
>>551240062ikr
>>551239079undertale is the type of game to go the warm fuzzies route and make it so hes completely fused, youre probably right. but I like angst so I will keep hcing my bullshit.>>551239208ive been meaning to draw his chest piece as like a drawer and the tiny blooky sized ghost is just laying diagonally in there. (insert please dont tell anyone how I live meme)
>>551240274The Knight also forces Kris on their knees and presumably gives them evil phone calls telling them to remember their promise just as they're about to go to Susie, their relationship as master and pawn is something the Knight wants to maintain as part of whatever it's planning to do with the prophecyGaster "almost definitely making the Knight" is a hard sell just because they both have hand holes but even if he did that doesn't mean it's under his control
SET OFF THE DARKNER EXTINCTION BOMBRIGHT NOW
>>551240158Well, SORRY for having dice sex on the mind. not everyone can grasp my basedness it seems, lol. It definitely sounds like a porn-only concept. I couldn't imagine how you would keep them straight.>>551240062sinister fujo....
Do you think Deltarune is for boys or for girls? I think its for boys no offense to any girls
>>551238048>gifI always thought papyton was lame and forced as hell but now that I think about it, it could be so funny if it were purely one-sided. mtt having to put up with an annoying fanboy in his circle of friends could lead to some peak comedy.
>>551241105We already had this discussion
>>551241105It's a game for neurodivergents and queers. Normal women don't care about Deltarune
>>551241037I need this gif with queen doing the freaky pose
>>551241105Deltarune is sadboy coded
>>551241105Deltarune is for gay guys and straight/bi women.
>>551241105its for enbies(non binary) and other gender non conforming folk
>>551241105I've said at least five times that Deltarune is for girls and I've provided points for my argument.
me when I scam and lie
>>551241105girls dont like action games, its for boys
>>551241105tranformer for boye. barbbie for girlsubscribe for more anon facts
>>551241516deeply unreliable husbandu being fictional is the best thing about him
>>551241516me about jevil
>>551241516me but I'd rather become unreal and join him in his fictional world
>>551241516me about tenna
>>551241105For MEN.
Girls like games like Minecraft The Sims, Roblox and Supermarket Simulator, not Deltarune.Then again boys also like Fifa and NBA 2K and Roblox
>>551241105kris is for men and gender confused girlssusie is for men and lesbiansralsei is for gay mennoelle is for men and black girls for some reasonlancer is universaltoriel is for menasgore is for gay menrudy is for gay mencarol is for menberdly is for people who were an annoying kidjevil is for losersking is for fatfagsspamton is for women and men who like YTPqueen is for intellectualstenna is for womengerson is for the handful of gay men who like old scalies
>>551241892i like stardew valley
>Lesbians and gay men everywhere>Both main characters are androgynous to pass as any gender>Plenty of handsome men >Maybe like two men in entire cast of both games are even somewhat threatening; the rest aren't>Main message of the game is about friendship and non-violence instead of just beating the shit out of each other>No chuds (unless you count Burgerpants)This is a female's fucking video game.
>>551241516been there done that now i just chill in my glorbo worship room living my glorbo worship life
>>551241591unrelatable*
Why do so many websites take up several hundred MB of memory with every tab, Alphys grumbles
>>551234303Was frustrated I didn't work on either Rudy Wash or Noelle Enclosure or ANY of my Godot projects for a week, so today I worked on Rudy Wash. Honestly, I'm having a hard time figuring out what to add to it. I think it might need "difficulty levels" and a shop where you can buy background items as a joke, but I don't know besides that.Today was a good day.
>>551234454Fave's too much
>>551241946fact checked and true
>>551242040Ralsei's character arc is about how sometimes you have to beat the shit out of your friends for their own goodThat friend's name is Kris
>>551242128Based. I like the special Noelle portrait on the left.
>>551242128yayyy i was wondering if you were okay
>>551242128w-what's the cross for
>>551241516I can't believe somebody broke into my house and took a 4k ultra HD picture of my current living situation
>>551234303"Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams. Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!"
>>551242063now that ram is becoming more and more inaccessible, websites will, on purpose, start consuming more and more ram in order to sell you cloud computing, eventually getting to the point you don't own your computer anymore
>>551240795agreed, i don't doubt the knight is an asshole, i just think it's got no interest in actually causing the roaring, and it has its own agenda. just like kris has their steal the soul save the dead girl agenda.to bring it back to knight=eram, i think you could read the scene a few different ways. i think eram is encouraging kris to be alone, and emphasizing that kris is deep down a piece of shit, who therefore deserves treatment like being forced to kneel to someone they hate. it's like a manipulation tactic.>even if he did that doesn't mean it's under his controlit's definitely under someone's thumb for now, even if the leash is metaphorical. look at wired berdly being made to pump out bullets in the Queen fight, then look at the Knight's roar, it's pretty much 1:1.
>>551242245There's an even more special one you can't see...>>551242254I'm actually feeling way better in every way today, and it scares me a little. I'm happy I'm being productive again, at least.>>551242298Killing the viroviro-kuns that fly at Rudy to kill him. I need to give him a small invulnerability when one hits him though; right now if 3 hit him all at once he instantly "dies".>>551242391Nice.
>>551242063Indians.
>>551242391this style really suits gers
>>551242391rare gerson art, nice!
>>551241516I know...
I don't care about the Gaster reveal anymoreI'm all in on the FRIEND reveal instead
>>551242668how does it?
>>551241516i wonder if any of the millions of underages which compose like 90% of this games fanbase has actually attempted to do this and attempted suicide right after because it didn't work
>>551242843looks like an adventure game and he's the author of not-lotr
>>551242391I like this very much
>>551241516this is catty trying to summon mettaton with catti's summoning circle
>>551241516
>>551241516I am happy that none of my yume targets are real because they would never choose me over someone else. I'm more than fine with endlessly loving them for being 2D.
>>551243165me with our oh cees
Where all the menThe last time I was surrounded by women something bad happened to me
>>551243392I'm a guy
>>551235062What really surprises me about her is that the leader of the Gaster Followers, Gaster Follower 2, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in Chapter 2 of Deltarune she gets a single new sprite and that's it.
>>551243392*closes in on your location*
I will never be a beautiful gay robot and so immediately kill myself
Is there any other secret easter egg to uncover in the Chapter 3 Rouxls fight besides the Annoying Dog? Only other one I can think of is that Ralsei gets yarned on the 2nd hit to the cat Shadowguys, but you lose the opportunity to recruit them if that happens.
>>551243392Here.
Fave has hemochromatosis.
Why do so many women gravitate towards twinks like Tenna or Mettaton, rather than Agsore or Gerson? I thought women loved that kinda body type? Or even Ralsei/Asriel for that matter, seems like the majority of people who goon to them are men? What's the deal?
>>551243884i want to impregnate that robot
>>551244119Muscles are le toxic o algo
fave is sad that "goon" has been devalued to just meaning "masturbate" but the word is still funny
>>551244119Actually, after the release of chapters 3-4, I've seen more women start to crush on Asriel. It's to the point where there's apparently a substantial amount that self-insert as Dess and "date" him.
>>551244119>Tenna>twinkRemove the word from your vocab if you can't use it right.
jannies have it out for me today so I might as well just be more annoying to them
>>551244119>TennaMentally ill attractive robot man in a suit who has a personality that attracts mentally ill women >MettatonFlamboyant attractive robot man>AsgoreYou have to be a furry and also not mind the fact that he is a divorced man>GersonYou have to be a scalie and I feel like you also have to be a TRUE old man fucker to desire him sexually
>>551244119since when did women like Mettaton?since when was Tenna a fucking twink?
>>551241486>Deltarune>action gameIs Stardew Valley an action game because it has real time combat?
>>551244323Look at the ch3 fangamer poster and deny those allegations harder.
>>551244029uhh... is fave going to be okay? i just googled that and it looks scary, said rudinn
>>551244293At this point "goon" just means being horny, AKA, having normal fucking pheromones and wants. I've seen people get called a gooner because they said someone was sexy, niggas are getting more and more retarded by the hour.
I think the one thing stopping women from crushing on Asgore is his pathetic infatuation with Toriel despite her obviously not wanting him. If he was just "Kris' Dad" and didn't have those scenes involving Toriel, there would probably be a lot more female fans on his side.
>wow, it looks like a lucarts game!This is all I can muster up in response, gerson burnt me out
Toby should make a helltaker esq spinoff where you play as asriel picking up all the women in hometown like dess bratty catty etc. Even Alphys and Undyne.
How is Tenna not a twink? Because he's old? If so the hazbin hotel sexyman characters aren't twinks either right? Educate me
>>551244651this but with all the girls at his college. Yes even the teachers and YES even the principal
>>551244658twinks are young looking guys. He is indeed not a twink cus hes too old.
oh my god
I'm too Black to be a twink. Sorry ladies.
Tenna is on the slim side but "bulky" enough that he wouldn't be a twink body type wise
>>551244372I'm not much of an old man fucker but I want to fuck Gerson like crazy for some reason
>>551244658hazbin freaks aren't twinks either theyre all middle aged, the only twink in deltarune is nice cream guy
>>551244919Chapter 1 Ralsei...
>>551244865
>>551245228I didn't know you were gay.
People make out humans losing their magic to make the barrier being a sad thing, but it probably caused technology to start progressing and then surpassing whatever magic could do before. You can get a toy gun from the trash area, so that means humans have ACTUAL guns, and the only thing that comes close to this for monsters is sans' gaster blasters. If they had guns, it'd be infinitely easier to stop a human going on a rampage.
Im not racist but generally speaking I think black people are worse looking then whites. Never have I closed my eyes picturing my ideal man or woman and thought of a black person, its always a white person(or a mixed tan vaguely latino/arab but still mostly white features). Its just how the cookie crumbles but I still think we should respect everybody and be sensitive to the marginalization of minorities.said fave
>>551244792>>551245067Ok I have been educated. Yayyy
>>551236816
one whore soap and slay
>>551245396This is cute and also the first fanart that character ever got probably
I'm dying
>>551245602we all are
Damn... the Knight is looking good in those shorts...
>>551245546nope there's a npc appreciator here who draws him
Is Toby doing something on the 25th?
>>551245396what the fuck is that thing
>>551245703he will be buying kentucky fried chicken dinner with his partner Hideki Kamiya
>>551245703Eating KFC like a good Japanese boy
>>551245396This is very nice. Thank you.
>>551245662love these types of knight images
>>551245703Fapping to the 2nd beta release of Futanari Remilia, of course.
i fucking LOVE celtic musici want to EAT an ocarinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59afXCpeqYchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=963T4ji2RLc
>>551245734npc from anniversary stream, be kind to him
>>551245934...tell me more
>>551245662Looking like Scarab with the tie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWH_jeAqJmA
>>551246018TOBY FOX has repeatedly stated that he is a avid ero-game enthusiast who has bought multiple games ever since he came to japanI HAVE NO DOUBTS he is checking out the newest and hottest ero game releasesRightNowOh and if you want to know about the game I mentioned its all on google
someone please make a new video essay about Tenna
>>551244919lots of black twinks in this world
>>551245602to go to itchy and scratchy land
How do I live a life worth living?
>>551246390You don't.
>>551246261wtf real? i wouldve practically thought toby fox was castrated with how little sexual attraction he shows
Spamton and Tenna's Obesity | A Deep-Fried Deltarune Deep-Dive
>>551244383>since when did women like Mettaton?since always>since when was Tenna a fucking twink?since never
>>551246390Only if you like the things I like
>>551246476god i would watch that that sounds so fucking stupidchatGPT! I'm WAAaAAITING! *gestures to gaping maw*
>>551246473are you joking
why is /utg/ pretending the enormous horde of women who want to fuck sans doesn't exist
>>551244658his age but also his body frame is too broad and masculine to be a twink. he just isnt feminine in that way. hes clearly a goofy tv dad.
>>551246473you fell for propaganda
>>551246476liked and subscribed for more fat tv content
>>551246730That's a psyop to make men fat, short and lazy.
>>551246730sans gave me the ick when he dismissed susie's feelings
sansmaxxing
>>551246390You must find purpose. You need to find something that stirs your heart. I can't give you exact advice here as it's something you need to find yourself
>>551246473Toby’s a perv and an edgy boy.He just pretends that he’s wholesome 100 so he doesn’t get lynched by the fanbase he cultivated.
>>551245703No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiGHO_WlmU
there are only 1-2 MAYBE 3 fatfag women in here the rest are just playing along and memeing
>>551247205can confirm i just think fat characters are funny
hey guys freddy fazbear herejust wanted to let you all know my beef with toby has subsided we had a very in depth and serious conversation and we're ready to move on
>>551247205This is the #Truth
>>551247205Women?
>>551247205I know for sure its not me because I despise fat people
>>551247335Aren't you that racist chud that slenderman killed?
>>551247335*flashes you*
>>551247062this is puzzling to me as i thought when ecelebs tried to put on a palatable persona and hide their perversions, it turned them into psycho creeps. like what you see with every minecraft youtuber ever. you can just see it oozing out of them and it makes them really offputting. then they get outed for grooming. why is this not happening with toby fox? it doesn't make any sense, it seems identical. help?is it just because he keeps a certain distance from fans (wise)? but i would think a lot of ecelebs do.
Fave accidentally input their company user info into an obvious phishing scam and now they're going to lose their fucking job
>>551246645it would be funnier if it was made as an in-universe video by some Cyber City or TV world video essayist (Fattat)
>>551247496That sounds like your company's problem, not yours :P
>>551247496Lmao
>>551247496Fave thinks that you must be very retarded to do something like this
>>551247467if you removed all the stickers and masks from his selfies you would see that toby is in a constant and involuntary state of ahegao, thats how horny he is.
which pippins ocs would be sloptubers, and what type?>>551247515
>>551247467Minecraft youtubers have to roleplay and pump out stuff every week while the fox only has to make maybe 5 public appearances per year and spends his days getting piss drunk with old men
yeah I hate fat people*takes massive handful of gigantic jevil ass clown meat*
>>551247062since when does he pretend? he censors cuss words on streams and posts because he is aware how many children like the game yet he still put jokes like humans seeking monsters dating ads that kris immediately clicks on, or dess's sexy lizard music videos, or alphys beinf a perv, and then the entirety of weird route. idk why you think this is pretending and not just being universal in the public eye when speaking
>>551247701Philip eats literal slop on his mukbang channel.
I like fat women but no fat women like me so I guess I'll just die alone like Howard Hughes
>>551247805the only character in his entire video game series (which he had complete creative control over) with boobs is catty
>>551247205I was drawing fatties for the vine but accidentally tricked myself into unironically wanting them carnally
>>551247732clown meat... whistles...
>>551247496fave's tech department once told fave that they don't care if employees fall for scams as long as the employee reports it
>>551247879>howard hughesyou have enough money to get specific flavors of ice cream?
>>551247496Lmao rip cybersecurity
>>551247934maybe he just isnt a boob guy.
>>551248098Yes.
>>551248163then what kind of guy is he?
going by QueenI think Toby likes ass
>>551247934its because she's fat but if you think breasts are the end all be all of sexuality i can't help you, you also missed undyne's swimsuit, and are ignoring my other points about characters having obvious sexual proclivities, i even just remembered the mettaton ass jokes
>>551247205I feel betrayed. And hurt. In my big, fat ass.
I need someone to explain why the hell random adults are using the phrase "playing with my toys" when referring to talking with friends or something. Are we devolving?
>>551248290tall girls.
Toby is the 21st century Howard Hughes he spends ridiculous amounts of merch profits on making fave real and records audio logs of himself endlessly about what Gaster will specifically do in each chapter (completely nonsensical things).
>>551247958Tenna's fat ass claims another...
>>551248484I am in my 30s and I have never heard this
>>551247805I mean to be fair, those are like Tier 1 adult jokes. Like look at some of the jokes made in Rocko's Modern Life and Animaniacs for example.
>>551248484I am in my 10s and I have never heard of this
>>551248654It's something that started like 2-3 weeks ago. I've seen it in multiple random places that aren't connected so it's just the new thing now, I guess.
>>551248734*starts fucking you*
>>551247958draw skinnies until you get better>>551248394sorry anon, someone had to tell you what you should have known already 99 percent of humans want a fit partner
Gaster was always a Distraction Carnifax. If you're on the record trying to keep a secret, you're likely working on ways to do so. Gaster was conceived during Undertale development as scrapped Grandpa Semi/Missing Luigi Post.He is an afterthought and a diversion. A rodeo clown. 'The poor children' is likely Umineko Noelle literally calling us dumb in a more aggressive version of Flowey's condescending call outs.The concept of karma being applied to the player for their choices in videogames escalating from Undertale's baseline really fits for Noelle going full Home Alone on us--- and we're the Sticky/Wet Bandits. We are getting led into bigger and bigger booby traps while she is figuring out how to stop us for good. Weird Route is literally Noelle doing a To Catch a Predator on us.The Fun Gang? Sounds like a group doing a heist or a scheme. It's pretty obvious.
post kris
>>551248484I'm in my 100s and I might have heard of this
>>551248375it just all feels really detached and unlustful for a furry dating game but i guess he's just good at holding back. knowing how popular his game was with kids, it makes sense, anyone should do that, but he didn't have any reason to think undertale would end up a kids' thing. i guess the level of sexuality mimics his inspirations like mother 3 where there would be little coy references but nothing that bad. i guess he is mimicking kids' games mostly, so his game ended up similar. also it probably helps a ton that he doesn't draw most of the art
Toby has a mental relapse and now every character has a hyper ass.
>>551248785Deltarune Asriel...
>>551248785Dess...They meant 18 and up
>>551248749its a meme on tumblr "playing with my touys" and ive seen it on tiktok and twitter too
>>551248856toby is gonna have a prolapse alright
>>551236954>>551234303
Chapter 5 will be rated Adult because at the start of it you have to sneak past sans and Toriel having sex on screen
>>551248686yet anons are pretending like he's a mega prude when he isn't.
chapter 5 scene where i burst out of nowhere and shoot toriel and sans in the head
maybe sans like toriel because having a big obese doughy goat sitting on his fucking skull might make him feel something
Chapter 5 scene where I burst out of nowhere and start fucking Kris and shoot inside them
>>551248807
I would call Toby an ass guy but most of his ass jokes are about males
Can a Godless beast such as this learn to understand the whimsy and joy of Christmas?
chapter 5 scene where hometown is invaded by the Peoples Republic of China
Chapter 5 scene where I kiss undyne and then the credits roll
>>551248991aww lol
Always remember that fatfags rule this general
>>551249383St. Nicholas, according to tradition, sent a man pickling dead children straight to hell whilst he was still alive. Ralsei will receive the same fate.
Deltarune: Chapter 5 | All Oprah Scenes & Cameos
Chapter 5 scene where I steal Tenna from Mettaton's house and do morally questionable things to his object form
Santa Claus is made up
Tenna rates the fattest faves and which one will crush your pelvis the hardest.
>>551249254Based
>>551249657I'm killing myself and then you
>>551248991>Jenny aura farming even when sick
It’s a cold sweat and nausea ringing ears kind of stomach ache
>Gaster found the feedee folder
as a male fatfag i propose an alliance with all the female fatfags of the thread with our powers combined we could rule this joint
>>551249963word up i think the cattenheimer gals are cute
>>551249963nobody will ever love you temfag
i love temfag
fat pluey
>>551249963fuck off temfag you've been endlessly mean to us
>>551249975laughing fucking all together lalalalalaaa la la la laaa
discuss...
>>551250220Rub rub rub.
>>551250220the top one is his g spot and the ones on his chest are his sneeze spot
dudes be like "i hate fat people" yet they expect a fat cunt to give them presents for christmas
Minecrap tonight?
Ommmggggggg i love eggnog
>>551250047>>551250174i'm not temfag :(fuck this is why i hate him, he taints everything he touches
>>551250489we know doughelle
>>551250434I'd be up for it
Touch Fattat
I wonder what happened to that one guy who ate an entire bowl of salt. Did he make it? Did he get to see Chapters 3 and 4?
>>551250548temfag usually posts ugly patreon porn drawings of catty, stuff like this is cuter
>>551250489Would raise a glass of my own but I'm planning on having it tomorrow night so...>raises a glass of water
what does eggnog taste like
>>551250804plueplueydance plueydance plueplueydance plueydance yeah yeah plueydance plueplueydance
I gotta tell you, folks. I love fat women. Nobody loves fat women more than me. It's true. People come up to me all the time and they're like "Anon, out of all the people I've meet that like fat women, you're the one who likes the most". And it's true! Some people may even call me the "Porker Pounder". The "chubby chasers" in this thread; the "fat fuckers" and the "curvy curators", some of them like to call themselves. They're all frauds, folks. All frauds. They see women with a big butt and a chubby belly and scream "THICC". Can you believe that? The nerve of some people. But not me though, folks. I like them big and hefty and doughy in all places.
>>551251028It tastes like eggnog
>>551251053woooooo
>>551250823that's because he has terrible taste and is only obsessed because of the fetish angle due to his hypersexuality.
>>551250548nta but there were many catfags during chapter 2. ignore baitposters and post cute cats. Most of the catti pics that ive see that anon post were literally just my images that he saved
>>551250548ahhh sorry :(((((((
I like the slightest dash of navel fat, it tickles me good
>>551250804I had 2 burgers too many worth of sodium and the room started to spin as I got sweaty and grabbed at the sheets of my bed I think that guy's dead
I should really make more catti art. But dicerot...clouds my mind. I shall not rest until my art creates a butterfly effect where 5 years in the future someone will make a fuzzy pippins animation
>>551246473>real?No, that screenshot is a mistranslation that's been corrected since thenhttps://chartcarr.neocities.org/secretbase_3>Japan can still win the sensitive games tournament! (Passes a crown that says "KING OF ERO GAMES!!!") He's awarding the title to the Japanese, not calling himself the King of Ero Games.
>>551251804whoa dess didn't know you were a pluehead
>>551250949Man whitewolf was such a good human porn artist. Which he drew Frisk and Chara more.
>>551251804leaked CT scan of my brain
>>551248369Queen was more of a bosom character
>>551251910>I forgot to delete the name again
>>551250804Oh that was me, it wasn't really a bowl of salt it was like a small pudding cup of it. It was a significant amount, but not a bowls worth. Blood test I took a week ago said I was fine.
>>551247126Cute ship
>>551251804this is battafujo
>>551252176>Pulled a maus
>>551234303Yippins fan art
I would buy a shirt that has the freedom motif notes on it. Do they sell that anywhere, or am I going to have to find a custom shirt site?
I want to play minecrap
>>551247958This is why I won't draw fatties or make a pippins oc, I know I have an addictive personality
>>551250804>>551252201Sometimes I wonder if people think about shitposts I made years ago that I've forgotten about.
do people actually want to fuck this
>>551252612
>>551252579we gotta wait for serveranon
>>551252709I'm sorry if this is mean, but I hate the way this artist draws his head
>>551247958I know which drawfag you are
Oh my goooooood I'm gonna jizz out my wieeeeeeener
>>551252709Yes. also, this image reminds of shinji
>>551252709turn the horns pink and give him glasses and yes
>>551252937can you do a little dance for me
THANK GOD IT'S CHRISTMAS
>>551252612Join us!Pippins have made me feel creative on days where I would have been too anxious to draw.
>>551251974>last speech bubbleGET OUT OF ME HEAD
>>551252937Woaw
>>551253219ronald...
>>551253219What a goofy creature
I'm busy playing video game and eating chili. can someone redraw this as fujo. Maybe make it say Tenna found the yuri or Yume found the yuri.
>>551253280ran ran rory
>>551253181Plueyanon
>>551250823>>551250548ok this is true sorry anon I should have realized, I also like cattenheimers. you have good taste in images
>>551252696I think about you every day, AU Baranon
>>551252709Only gay goatfags or w*men like Chara.
>>551253473Are you gonna do a little dance for me or what?
>>551253518why do catty and bratty have beef in deltaroon
i want to be in an orgy with various utdr characters
>>551253682One has 1% more autism than the other
>>551252805>>551253159I appreciate your camaraderie, I guess I am not that interested in making a fan OCs when I have so many original characters I already neglect. I have drawn pip fanart though, so I feel like part of the party :)
open for battat
* hey
>>551253771You will get either Many Froggits or So Sorry clones
imagine if Gerson was a younger version of himself in the Darkworld
>>551253473I've never seen fat plueys. Is that what you people are doing now? That's bad for his joints. He is not a cute chunk lawd he coming
So is Yume a goner? What's her story?
>>551253970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
ARE WE MINING AND CRAFTING TONIGHT???????? ARE WE????????????
>>551254018yume is old skool emo while guro is new school zoomer bpd sex with her sister emo
>>551254005Turtles aren't hot animals so few would care
>>551254158HE'S NOT AN ANIMAL HE'S A FUCKING MONSTER!
>>551254116I also want to know. Anons who are in the alleged utg discord, how many people are usually in that mc server? The whiteboard server usually has 3-4 people max
>>551253910This is Mettaton's Halloween costume
Deltarune ruined my life
>>551254018She became a goner for a short time before Jester Fujo found her>>551254289i don't think we have anyone from the utg discord in the server
there's a whiteboard server? im gonna kms...
>>551253970
>>551254116replying to show my interest too but please don't yell
>>551254391 there's a what
>>551254501a wizard
>>551254563Damn...
>>551254380huh? I could have sworn an anon yesterday saying that utg was having a penis building contest in minecraft. That mc server isnt connected to the discord? I've never seen it posted here, I only know about the aternos server from the whiteboard
>>551254398wow that is large. looks heavy. this is insane, does it make noise? sans is not a character i would think of for an animation icon. pretty cool but I wonder what the person does with it
>>551254391no there isn't you fucking retard
>>551254639I'm pretty sure that person was pulling your leg
>>551254672but... >>551254289
>>551254398trapped in his own body
>>551254754the whiteboard MINECRAFT server, not the whiteboard discord server
>>551254754I think he meant a Whiteboard Minecraft server
>>551254639then that's a totally different server, because the one posted on the whiteboard is pretty chill and we only have 4 anons in there i think, server owner included. Join us...
>>551254814>>551254837I'm fucking stupid, I forgot to specify minecraft server. Sorry If I confused anyone
*berdly appears again*w-WHAT!!??? b…but we FROZE you!!!>heh… don’t you know… *pushes up glasses* that snow is a GREAT insulator of HEAT*berdly torches the fun gang*
i would join the minecraft server but i don't have a spare account to use and i'm sure as hell not logging with my main account because otherwise you're gonna track me and you're gonna doxx me and you're gonna rape me and you're gonna kill me
I like the thought of Noelle losing it and violently murdering someone in public. I think she should be allowed to go crazy.
>>551255067You can try pirating minecraft using a dummy account. Luckily my username is stupid and not linked to anything. Plus I never play minecraft
*berdly appears again*w-WHAT!!??? b…but we RAPED you!!!>heh… don’t you know… *pushes down underwear* that cum is a GREAT insulator of HEAT*berdly fucks the fun gang*
>>551252612You don't have to make a pippins oc but try drawing different distributions of fat over the muscles and skeleton of characters it's fun to practice :)
>>551255102I think Noelle should take happy pills :)
>>551255067i'm using my main mc account because i'm not a fucking pussy. shame on you
>>551255067*buried in dirt and eating rocks* what
:(
>>551255303I don't think they would stop the thoughts.
>>551255102Toby... Stop leaking future chapters and go back to coding
>>551255252PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET GET SMARTER GET SMARTER GET SMARTER GET SMARTER GET SMARTER
yes, actually, I do cry when you say bad things about my fave
>>551255576kaard I'm sorry but it is pretty boney
>>551255498lmao
>>551255102There's a reason why they no longer host petting zoos during the festival.
>>551255490why is she using an arcade stickis the new cat petterz a fighting game
>>551255246ok fine i'll join using a pirated copy then>>551255339>>551255398YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME!!!! i'm not falling for it i'm not falling for your TRICKS so you can GET ME i'll join but you CAN'T GET ME
>>551256059No because Dess would make her think she's playing while not attaching the cord while she plays the actual game and Noelle still hasn't figured it out.
>>551256059Cat Petterz Strive really butchered most of the cast huh
>>551256134I'm sorry I failed you. anon
>>551255067You can change your name if you're so paranoid, besides only being able to show your playtime I don't really think anyone can do anything with your Mc name or |xbox profile, it doesn't even show what your old name was if you did change it
>>551241037>>551241203https://makesweet.com/my/laptop i found the site and I want to make a queen version but I cant find that one version of the hand rub meme with queen if anyone has it I will be forever grateful
Spamton isn't based on mettaton, he's based on mad dummy. His original name literally was MAD MAILER. That's why mad dummy brings up asgore in chapter 2.
>>551256152*temporarily trapping a skeleton in a little dirt prison and using a nametag on it so it won't despawn and building a cute little house for it to live in peacefully* what
>>551255459I'm sorry anon, if you wanted to play I'm away from my PC right nowIf you're still available by then I can put it online in like an hour or so
>>551257150Anon don't do that, the rattling is gonna drive you crazy
Noelle cries maple syrup
>>551257150Anon do that, the bones must trousle forth
tfw u realize ur mom is a foid
>>551257253nta but is it possible to make the server always online? either way i'll be here waiting
tfw u realize ur mom is a grinch
Can a femanon record their beautiful belly gurgles for me
>>551257669muttered burgerpants in his sleep
>>551257669Heavily considering replying to this with an audio recording of my washing machine to check if you could even tell the difference
>>551257669https://voca.ro/11pgwSIFUode
>>551257845I've listened to belly gurgles a plenty my whole life. Test me.
>>551257556>>551257660t.
>>551257931Fairs.
>>551257558It's not possible unless I make my own server from scratch I think, and I'm not really sure how to do that. This one only comes up online until I tell it to.In any case the server will always be online just as long as there is someone playing on it, otherwise it will count 6 minutes before it goes offline automatically if there isn't anyone on it. But I can try and log on to the service on mobile and see if it will let me start up the server.
thinking about how hard it would go to drop 50 grand and pull a verbalase with snowdin bunnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9XKsTsx9D4
can snowdin bunny anon give me compliments
who should I draw
you can be a saintor you can be a grinchthose are your two choiceschoose wisely
>>551258076So true, Papyrus is indeed all of those things
>>551258328I still can't believe this was 50K, I wouldn't commission this shit even if they were the one paying me
50 GRAND ANIMATION OF ME X VOICEANON.
WATCH OUT TOGORE IS ON THE LOOSE
50 grand spamton incredibly big animation
50 grand, 15 minute Tenna animation + voice acting of him being pegged in your POV until he cums enough to make a puddle on the bed
What have you "people" done for your "friends" on this very special Christmas
you can dump your load into noelles fat juicy pussy, you can just do things
hi hello did anyone that got an email back put 73 or 74 months into the gaster box
>>551258912nothiongi have no friends :(
Tomorrow nothing will happen
Ok I was able to log in to aternos on mobile, the server should be online JOIN NOW NOW NOW
>>55125862550 grand, Togore babbling about insects in an autistic, monotone, nasally voice.
tomorrow is christmas eve and i feel like killing myself
>>551258567personally i don't believe it's true but it's funny as fuck to think it was. i love this video like you dont even know. unbearably earnest cringekino. it took verbalase from just some cute whatever nichetuber to holy shit this guy rules>>551258435*grunch>>551258407no but so sorry can!so sorry: anon you are in the highest percentile of /utg/ posters! *subtle jiggle*
I want them to cuddle cutely
>>551259072I could do the first 2 but not the nasally, sorry.
>>551259086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDOEaC6QGM8
>>551259097I didn't know this guy at all until the video became a meme, and as funny as it was to joke about it I have huge respect for him I think it's very based even if it's cringe to the rest of us
I'm homicidal and I've got a tasteI want to wipe out the monster race
Guys why do I have murderous thoughts? And why do I always assign them to Noelle when I have them?
>>551235252Sans...
>>551259663haha chara! i got a monster for you to wipe out first! *unzips penis*
>>551259663I've got no patienceGot no resolveI will slaughter, screw the dialogue
>>551259817microsoft
The blue head in the alley graffiti isn't ice-e.It's Mr. Generosity.
>>551234303A few more UT songs before Christmas that I can't believe I hadn't gotten to sooner before, along with a few Monster Hunter ones that I like. I also just got Moon-and-Star images on the Captcha, so maybe that's lucky somehowHis Theme:>https://files.catbox.moe/ao6qcy.mp4Spear of Justice>https://files.catbox.moe/j9w0of.mp4Battle Against a True Hero:>https://files.catbox.moe/sq5zlg.mp4Silver-winged Star - Valstrax:>https://files.catbox.moe/lllpqb.mp4Village of the Sun - Val Habar:>https://files.catbox.moe/kzzh98.mp4Pokke Village:>https://files.catbox.moe/34gnku.mp4
>>551259886That doesn't explain shit Kris, you stupid piece of fuck. God, I hope Noelle slowly strangles you to death.
palantir and planters peanuts know about your fave folder
>>551259086tomorrow is christmas tho
>>551259823Unnerving
>>551259817
>>551260031No.
look at this funny pig ha ha i love this fellow
>>551259817Did a woman molest you by any chance
>>551260453No, what the fuck?
>>551260382I can’t believe you are posting fat spamton now
>>551260031non-canon time zone
>>551260490Just ruling out a possible motive caused by trauma
>>551260382
>>551260942oh battat, you card
>>551259989These are now the definitive, developer-intended versions of these songsAnyone who hasn't heard them is a fake fan
I like Noelle
What if Mike cucks Tenna?
grounded for three whole weeks
>>551259886i prefer microhard
>>551261090Me too.
>>551261083I was going to play either Moga Village or Lagiacrus' theme in place of Val Habar (hence the docks), but I could not get a single version of either to work unfortunately
oc pippins FNAF AU
I hate my life.
>>551261450Already happened
will noelle accept that susie will also date kris and ralsei?or is she too monogamous and not woke enough?
>>551261694we need to go deeper
>>551261930fell pippins au
>>551261090This made me think of that Captain Lazlo show on Cartoon Network
It’s almost the 24th and there’s still stuff I want for Christmas I haven’t gotten. Damn.
i tried making a pippins skin for minecraft but it doesn't fucking work and i can't apply it so i think i'll just kill myself and play as a rando default minecraft skin instead
Santa Claus broke into my house and he stole all my shit
>>551260942Spamtenna schizotheories are on another level
>>551262554anon just edit that one battat skin like that anon didwhich pippins do you even want to make?
u wanna fuck a teenager lmao
>>551262846no it's not that it didn't work i did finish making it it's just that it doesn't apply ingame no matter what i try to do because i'd need an actual account and i'm not using my main
>>551262938anon just use your main...no one fucking cares
>>551262880No. I want to fuck Rudy, Carol, Toriel, Asgore, Asriel, and Dess. Alphys, QC, Catty, and Bratty are all maybes.
>>551262880Only rich people like Donald Trump and DiCaprio get to fuck teenagers.
if i was a little floating red heart i would simply rub myself against kris's nipples and bulge and molest them
>>551262880maybe
i keep saying that i will join the minecrap server and i keep not doing it. if we play tomorrow or sometime this weekend i will do it
>>551262938Anon I promise to you that no one can get any sort of sensitive information on you from using your main, open your profile right now and look at the info that's actually displayedYou can't be doxxed from using your main, no one will care unless you're like a famous and recognizable YTer or sonething
Who the hell do you think you are? You any kind of fave? Anyone know who you are? Maybe everyone else wants to enjoy the whiteboard and Minecraft. This is one of the most important places of all /vg/. Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? You miserable, presumptuous, no talent! You're no fave!
>>551263558please dont yell at me
My eyes rolled so far behind my head, I'm practically dead
>>551262880
>>551263669You’re not DEAD you are POSSESSED!!!
>>551263750
fave is incredibly lonely and its destroying them
>>551263816
>>551263898Tenna...
>>551263898We have AI girlfriends for that sort of thing now.
sus
>>551264006i dont want an ai gf, just real friends>>551263987i relate to him
>>551263976why can't krisses be real
>>551263042>>551263476my god my minecraft account has the username i used to use everywhere across the internet if i joined with that username you could literally just look it up on google because it's a madeup word and get my entire online history that i've been trying to scrub all handed to you in a silver platter you could even find my real life house and that's not an exaggeration because i've already had 3 motherfuckers find my house before and they haunt me with all this blackmail and knowledge that's why i'm not joining with my main because if you look my minecraft name up on google you know my entire life and i know this because i checked and i'm actively working to get myself tied off those things forever!! FUCK!!! you don't get it because your usernames are all shit like ChristmasButtfucker248 that's not the situation here you'd never understand you don't fucking get it FUCK
>>551264236This is true, I'm inside of this guy's house right now.
ChristmasButtfucker248 molested me
>>551264218I wish they could be real too ):
>>551264236i use the same username everywhere sometimes with a very slight variation but idgaf. how did you get a silly internet name attached to your real house dummy
>>551263898Yeah, it sucks.
>>551264353STFU
>>551264236how have you had 3 different people try and black mail you? what the fuck did you do
Let's all share our home addresses so we can meet up and have a Christmas party
>>551264236funny thing is, no one would even care to google your god damn minecraft handle because no one cares. But you just had to give the schizos itt a reason to do so if you ever decide to use that account. You're fucking retarded dude
>>551263816>>551263976why must dumpy be so eyegrabbing compared to every other muscle group
>>551264360I will wish upon a star that Santa will bring me a Kris for Krismas
>>551264236I know this is a joke but for anyone who's genuinely concerned about their username, literally just fucking change itIt's very quick to do and your old username won't be displayed either, just change it and you will gain a completely new online persona just for mc
>>551264353The funny thing is I could actually see that being a username Dess used>>551264487this is close
>>551264517I hope you ended up on the nice list
poopyfartbuttplugsniffer molested me
>>551264631i vote this park for the meetup
>>551264505idk but I'm grateful for nice butts
>>551264236oh shit anon, an Enderman just appeared at your house and removed a support beam!
>>551264487i live in new jersey
>>551264487>this is closegetting my rainbolt on to find your location
>>551264634I hope so too...
How would you feel if you saw Noelle irl, but she was still a sprite? Not an anthro reindeer or whatever, just a massive sprite.
>>551265023
how would you feel if you saw sleepykinq right now in front of you
>>551265156Nigger
>>551265071this happened in a dream
>>551265071All the Deltarune characters are real (as sprites) and they live in my house
>>551264386i was young reckless and stupid alright that's why i'm not making those mistakes anymore>>551264418they weren't different people they worked together and i annoyed them the wrong way and said too much and that's it that's the only thing i'm willing to share on this>>551264489it changes literally nothing because i'm never gonna use that account on here as i've said like 20 times already and i know they wouldn't have cared but i do care and my care is more important than whoever else cares because i can't sleep at night knowing the possibility even exists which is why i refused to use my main in the first place you twat it changes fucking nothing because i'm not using it i'm not generating attention for my main i'm explaining why i'm not using it and thanks to the fact i'm not using it i won't get killed that's way smarter than just joining with it you dick>>551264590i can't change my fucking name on my old account for reasons i can't fucking explain alright if i could just change the name and be done with any worries i wouldn't have even posted any of thisnow i hope this all answers any questions you may have and if it doesn't then that means i can't answer that question so tough fucking luck that's the last i'm speaking on this matter
>>551265192I want a dream like that, that sounds awesome
>>551265104
>>551265234>now i hope this all answers any questions you may havewhy wont you change the name?
>>551265290KRIS
Fave is thinking about kresstards and all other groomerposters having their knucklebones painfully removed then turned into dice then made into a dark world where the pippins made out of their own skeletons and marrow furnace make them endure the most horrid pain imaginable for each time they've posted their shitty forced pedo projection "meme" on /utg/
>>551265250this >>551265231 approaches the way the dream looked but dark and industrial. i've posted it here before. i should specify i wasn't 100% sure the sprite was actually physically there but i think it was. it was the "noelle is a giant concrete hole" dream
>>551265449
>>551265507what
>>551265234just buy minecraft again. you're not a brokie right?
>>551265525
is it kris time i think it's kris time
I don't have Minecraft
I feel like HE hasn’t been here in a while, you know?
>>551265692>HEyou... you mean tasquetard?...
>>551264236this is why i never have the same username anywhere. it's a bit annoying that i can't actually have the same username but it's better than getting doxxed.
>>551265637>>551265654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwUotTbF2aw
>>551265654It always is, you know that
>>551265692Kinda hard to post when you're in the IDF killing and raping Palestinian children
>>551265549lots of other scenes but to cut it down to just the utdr part, i was in a ~40x40 or ~60x60 dim concrete room that was tall enough that it was just dark past a certain height. cement stairs go up along the walls and some heavy machinery and construction stuff is around. in the center is a ~20 ft diameter round hole bored into the ground, i never saw the bottom but it was presumably very deep. i was aware this pit was noelle and i think i saw her sprite near it, around it, or above it, but even in the dream it may have been like an ethereal psychic projection or something
>>551265818>>551265828
>>551265904how was the pit Noelle
>>551265970
>>551266015it just was
>>551265234I don't really get why you can't change your username but I hope you're safe nowActually, if your main is such a liability then why haven't you gotten a different account yet? Sounds like it's an account you should have abandoned long ago if it is so dangerous to your privacy
>>551266015IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND Noelle
>>551265732his dad shot him on his brithday for being a failson
>>551265234what are you hiding
Newgens will never know whose dad raped dead deer
/UTG/GPT GENERATE ME MEMES THAT THE IDF THREADSHITTERS AND PERSONALITIES WILL ENJOY
>>551265970>>551266020they look so good in a suit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2K_8Ff41MApple Jockington will be a boss fight in chapter 5 that ZUN made bullets forApples and Snakestoby fucking seeded Jockington's name for the punchline
>>551266323good
>>551266357ikr
faves cat that they adopted 5 months ago has finally started cuddling with them and purring when she gets petted
>>551266549now eati t
>>551266640i'll smack you ho
>>551266414I just realized Kris is nonbinary because they are a fusion of Varik and Apple Girlington
>>551266414>>551266854Chapter 5 in the Gardena Snake, and an Apple, and more than a few hints that there will be a Japense theme to at least part of the dark worldAPPLE FUCKING JOCKINGTON
>>551266462
>>551266985i like this one
I don't get why you would want to fuck Kris
>>551267235They're easily rapeable. What are they gonna do about your advances?
>>551266357That is factually correct
>>551265507>>551265904I was intrigued by the way this sounded so I tried to recreate itFor best results listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ycu6uTPquc while viewing
>>551267309So is Mickey Mouse
>>551267352but where's Noelle
>>551267235Then you were not paying attention
>>551267202>>551267328>>551267309slim depressed emo twinks with poofy hair are my weakness
>>551266938>Touhou + the Bible
>>551267414Look very closely in the pit.
>>551267375And people wanna fuck Mickey Mouse too.
>>551267235hellfire nipping at achilles heels
>>551267537I've got enough of them to kill you many times over if they're your weakness
>>551267545aka the most toby shit you could imagine
>>551267687
They're adding Kris Deltarune to The Duskbloods
>>551267838
>>551259928I need to rape Alphys in a dirty alley like right now
>>551267352awesome, i love iti had to do a scott cawthon to see her, she looks so sadit might amuse you to know the dream wasn't nightmarish at all, most of the other scenes were pretty fun and i was in a fine mood while in the room with 'her'. i ended up in the room twice (room varied a bit), and the second time there were some people there hanging out. there was enough metal junk/structures sitting around in the room that the walkable area around the pit was maybe 10 ft in any direction, if even thati might draw it if wanted but your depiction will be superior
>>551267929
>>551268012
>>551267568Yeah I can't see her at all even with my monitor brightness at max
deltarune characters i would fuckkrisralseisusiedessnoelle tennaasgoreasrielpluey
can (You) identify the Deltarune character that I buried under almost all of the effects from 3dgifmaker? Accept my challenge...
>>551268275tenna (forma de TV)
>>551268275berdly
>>551268275That's undoubtedly Rouxls
>>551268168
>>551268275it looks kinda like either spamton or swatch
>>551268347>>551268410>>551268543nop>>551268354yes :) I am predictable. The only remaining clue is that you can see his feather spikes for a few frames under all the slop...>>551268229here, I'll helphttps://files.catbox.moe/prfz2v.png
>>551267568>>551268229I think you made the original too dark, I had to brighten this like 400%
>>551268452
>>>/v/729204051
>>551268805
>>551268959
All I want for Christmas is to lose my virginity
if noelle met spamton she would have a huge crush on himsame case if she met tennaif she met both she would want them to make a sex sandwich with her
>>551269036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ZdeIKJA8c
>>551268835I knew Toby was a church kid but I didn't realize he was so into faith. Do you think he's still such a christfag?
>>551269165No prob not considering how many gay people are in his games.
>>551269165I don't think God approves of homos but what do I know
>>551269140
>>551269365
>>551269165yeah probably
>>551269450
>>551269343Jesus healed a gay dude tho
>>551269583Was he healed from his gayness?
>>551269570
we are all uncs. lets die
>>551269343love the sinner hate the sin
>>551269798
I've realized why I like Carol so much: I project my own bottling up of emotions/feelings onto her along with that "Surrounded by idiots" atmosphere.No you stupid fucker, you don't need to spend $50 on a fucking gimmick item you saw on amazon when all I said was "I want a lamp", a lamp is like $15, you don't need to buy something that needs a goddamn app.No, I don't want a string of Christmas lights that's 500 feet long or whatever the fuck, I need one that's like 2-3 feet long MAX.The worst part is how you can't explain to these people what you actually want or else they take it personally, get all pissy, and then start a fight/argument. I'm asking for simple things here, the issue is when YOU start assuming shit or making up your own plans for what I want.I should really talk things over with people more, but it's too goddamn annoying and they do the same bullshit every time.
>>551269776Nope he praised the guy who asked him to heal his bottom by saying he has better faith than other people since he knew he didn't even need jesus to come to his house to heal him.
>>551267235if i'm being honest, i don't know why i like kris so much either. it's not like a specific thing about them. sure, they're a cute piano-playing depressed twink prankster whose favorite food is their mom's pie and whatnot, but i feel like it's more than that. i like how complicated their relationship is to the rest of the cast. hell, i love how complicated their character is. most of their interactions around town are nothing but positive, yet they act like they're hated by everyone. they love playing the piano over at noelle's house, but they stop the moment she notices even though they have no problem playing the hospital piano. they're apparently the third best student behind noelle and berdly, but they usually sleep through the start of class. they're a fated hero, but the prophecy doesn't seem to have their best interests in mind. i wish i could ask them stuff, i wish i could befriend them. even with all i've just said, kris isn't entirely defined by their contradictory nature either. of course it's a big part of their character, yes, but the biggest thing is that they're just, human. they're someone. despite all the complicated shit surrounding them, they're still ultimately just themselves. they like hanging out with susie, they like pranking noelle, they have an interest in magic. they're just someone. and i know literally every other character is also just someone, but kris is someone special, i guess. and i like kris for being that someone
>>551270010
>>551270065you could always send them a wishlist with links to the specific items you wantI'm assuming this is about Christmas gifts
>>551270358
>>551270510
>>551270065>No, I don't want a string of Christmas lights that's 500 feet longyou should
>>551270461That's good, issue then is picking it out myself, then the issue of them going "Oh this might be better". Yes, sometimes some other thing IS better, but I usually just want what I want. What's worse is when they try to push me into getting something else even after I say no x5 times, and then they don't understand why I get upset. I think I really am just surrounded by morons.>>551270664I'm trying to hang some Christmas lights on my desk, not decorate a house.
>the sexual tension between two anons posting images at eachother
>>551270834go jerk off dude
>>551270834come jerk me off dude
>>551236432>21 years oldTOO OLD
>>551270834Don't jerk me off, my dick is sensitive >CAPTCHA:
>>551270834>Tiny antlers>Nose isn't red>No line connecting nose to mouth>Barely any buckteethThis is not Noelle.
Man it took like almost 10 years of asking but now my family finally knows for certain that I really dont want anymore clothes for christmas. I have so many clothes id rather not get anything than clothes.
>>551271137all does are beautiful
>>551270834You mentioned it and made it weird now he's stopped
can someone direct me to the mindcrap server ip
>>551271374go look for it in the old whiteboard like a cool scavenger hunt
>>551270834ooooooo im posting doe at you you wanna fuck me so bad oooooo
The way you defeat Carol is by finding and taking away her Adderall pills, which causes her to start going into withdrawal the next day. This also makes her chill out a bit and realize she's been kind of a psycho asshole for the last few yearsI'm projecting again, sorry.
>>551271318Imageposters are easily frightened and quick to flight. One must approach them with care.
>>551271558I am crowned the victor of the Krisposting
i want an anon to jerk me off while whispering beautiful things into my ears
I can't die until I know sudsy is ok
>>551271557sex
Now I wanna be your dogNow I wanna be your dogNow I wanna be your dog
>>551271516desu if you're a doefag and already in my area of attraction physically that does give you +2 hotness bonus
>>551271374WBServerUTG.aternos.me
>>551271780>posting brutal gore on a blue boardwtf anon
>>551271656everybody wins when krisposting
>>551271465i got it but its offline now :( and i got put into a weird new microsoft blonde woman skin>>551271802thanks
>>551271769Kris...
>>551271839THAT'S TRUE!
>>551271870get your pippins skin of preference and wait for serveranon to be online tomorrow, or after christmas since it's too late now
>>551271656not if I have anything to say about it baby!
>>551271967What a lovely doe.
>>551271839>>551271951
>>551271968I've got enough for all of you..
I literally only follow UTDR artists, why is my For You page full of videos of people dying
>>551271968>>551272182>>551272213choose a way to born kind baby evil baby
i will alsokrispost
Stop Krisposting, Dess is getting turned on.
>>551272439MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDSS
>>551272401Morally neutral baby that also happens to be kind and loved>>551272440Has to happen
>>551272213>>551272401>>551272423>>551272534
>>551271557Addies are fucking brutal. I was prescribed them in my teens and quit them a few years later but I still remember how I felt like, twice as smart and productive on them. Shit’s scarily addictive.
>>551272587These pictures aren't as terrifying as the aura from the video. Seeing it in motion made it like 10 times more disturbing
>>551272625Man Adderall didnt do shit for me. Most stimulants barely work for me.
>>551272625stop tempting my 0% productivity ass it's kind of scaring me. i don't want to think about the possibility of a drug that really does make me into a normal person for the first time in my life even if it did make me into a crazy drug addict at the same time
Did anyone draw Tenna fucking Pluey in the ass yet
>>5512727580 * 2 = 0
>I WAS IN THE MIDDLE GROUND>LOOKING TO FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF INFINITE MIRROR >TREE FALLING NO ONE WOULD HEAR>SHADOW OF NOBODY THERE>MURDERS OF MURDERERS LIVING IN FEAR OF IT
>>551272758DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!
>>551272818NO :((((((
>>551272818Yes. If you want it, then look for it! I left all the Pluey porn in That Place...
Drugs are cool more should be legal fuck the feds
Yeah, I'm calling to request any fave...that ain't this. STOP POSTING EVERY FAVE YOU'VE BEEN POSTIN' BECAUSE YOUR FAVE LOOKS LIKE A DUMPSTER ROLLIN DOWN FIVE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
>>551272819good point thanks i feel better now. *continues spinning in a chair doing nothing for 4 more hours until bedtime*
>>551272758It will fuck with your brain, do not take it. Don’t even think about taking it.It fucked me up for years after I stopped taking them.
>>551272758just take adderall in a mild dosage and only take it for a few months and wane yourself off of them according to what the doctor says and youll be fine. trying to stop cold turkey is what fucks you up
>>551272534>>551272561
Fave hasn't gotten new underwear in 5 years and would appreciate some for Christmas.
>>551273139bros ass is acidic
Feel like punching a hole through someone's head. I don't care if murder "damages you forever", I think if I got to kill an annoying moron it would make me feel incredible.>>551272625Yeah, they're easy to get addicted to even if they are genuinely awful for you. The worst part is how they kind of trick you into think you're doing better and being more productive than you actually are. I was trying them again because "Oh maybe a lower dose will be better" and 2-3 days in I was acting like a fucking psycho again.>>551272758Everyone has their own reactions to ADHD meds (stimulants). It's genuinely a 50-50 whether you react better to Amphetamines or Methylphenidate, and you won't know until you try them (and trying them is somewhat hard).The important thing is tracking if they actually are helping you and if they're changing your personality. Also if you actually have ADHD, if you don't this shit WILL fuck you up.
>>551273072When you take it longterm yeah that’s what fucks you. I was on a normal dose but I took it for like three years every day and once I decided to ween off it fucked me up.
>>551272936I'm sorry you have such shit taste, Tenner is the most sexo man in the history of the planet200 years from now, he still won't be surpassed
>>551273139scairy ghost face
>>551273139bamboo underwear is worth it, it feels better and it helps a lot with sweat. I just got like a 3 pack from walmart and it works well.
>>551273134
The older I've gotten the less I want for Christmas. I only asked for three things this year because I literally couldn't think of anything else.
>>551273134>>551273291
I know im not going to get anything for christmas
>>551273139You just reminded other fave that they also need bew underwear, other fave has no fucking clue how their undies got holes in the middle so goddamn fast
>>551273291tobert why did you scrap the minigame to artificially stunt cowboy kris fanart why did you do this to us tobert>>551273328had to do it to em
>>551273328
fave's airy boxers are holding up perfectly, why would you want your underwear to rub against your skin?
>>551273419cotton underwear kinda sucks desu. if thats what you use.
for christmas i just want money. theres presents under the tree that i can see, so some of those might be for me. honestly havent really been in a xmas-y mood for years. wish i was a kid again honestly
>>551273450>>551273458
>>551273302I would agree, but the actual issue is that you have to sit down and actually THINK about what you want. When you're a kid it's just whatever the fuck, but as an adult you have to consider your options and what would be nice/helpful.I had to sit down for 15-20 minutes and look around my room to realize what I actually wanted for Christmas and it turned out to be a surprising amount of stuff. Adults are usually in such a rush that they never consider what they actually want.
>>551273548https://youtu.be/OWCidnkhPtQ?si=NTTYe096msip62rU
have you noticed how absent tasquefag, doomer, coal, and kraut have been? it's spectacular, just wonderful
>>551273573
/New bread?
>>551273635I really hate the fact id still fuck her>>551273661theyre busy with christmas stuff
>>551273573>>551273708
>>551273661literally the best threads in months
>>551273661>CoL: Joined the IDF to rape Palestinians; was promptly shot and killed by Hamas>Doomer: Overdosed on drugs>Tasquefag: An incurable STD from fucking dead deer>Kraut: Killed in a terrorist attack
>>551273732
I asked for gift cards because my family doesn't know how to order things onlinealso pajamasI always appreciate new pajamas
>>551273884
>>551274030
>>551273661Don't jinx it
>>551259989Love your posts as always my man
>>551274092
>>551274316
we need a new bread. work my slaves and make one.
>>551274369
once I realized no one in hometown would treat me normally after I get my vessel, I don't want it anymore. maybe it's best that we keep pretending to be Kris, I don't want this town getting on its hands and knees to suck me off for being the savior of the world. you can't make friends like that.
>>551274524
>>551274735
>>551274691they'll treat the Vessel like the UT cast treat the amalgamates
>>551274793
>>551274691Frisk made friends with everyone despite saving them from the underground, it'll be fine. The real problem would be if they find out you're the god of the local religion.
>>551274942They made friends with everyone BEFORE that.
Deltarune should end like American Psycho
Bake the new bread, Shinji. Or else Temfag will have to do it again.
>>551274908>>551275006
>>551275103too late i made christmas eve bread but its not showing up yet?
>>551275174>>551275174>>551275174New bread
>>551275291
new thread>>551275653>>551275653>>551275653
>>551275359>>551275816This is 5 minutes apart, really bro?
>>551275816theres already a new bread
