Previous: >>551910410>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*, Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Kitasan best child when?Deep Impact ain't got nothing on Equinox.
>>551936271sex with Stego
HNNNG TAMA-CHAN!
I FUCKING LOVE OGURIIIN
>happy meek irl umankoeh? Isn't happy meek a donut steel? How would she have an IRL?
What deck is good for Goldship and Scarlet/s.maru this CM? Pls respond
you should have fucked your dober by now so post her sex review
>>551936559imagine...
>marked
Daiwa (uma or VA) sitting on my face.
I rewatched S1 and come to appreciate a lot more of what they did there. S2 is still my favorite but they making a happy ending for Suzuka, letting Pasa run and win* the Derby despite her being banned for being a gaijin, that fucking lineup of the teased last race. It felt like they were trying to appeal to emotional keibafags so much it was endearing.
>>551936460>Deep Impact
>>551935804repostan for more opinions, fast paced with left + fall is probably better than the other options right?
>>551936695did this club ever claim to be from /uma/, don't tell me you thought only /uma/dacchis have uma in the club name
>>551936562No one...
>>551936567Don't ask about it
So, while trying to builld my Scorpio cup Maru I ended up with this.Does she still works or do I better save her for the next cup since it's a Long one?
Last CM? Front running.This CM? Front running.Next CM? You guessed it, front running.
>>551936475Good.
I still don't understand how you build an S rank umaam I just fucking retarded, best I can do is 13.7k
my wife
>>551936460Equinox is anni material and they have to show a bunch of others first so that he has a supporting cast of rivals, my prediction is 7th or 8th anni
your thoughts on this horse?
>>551936567Defied fate and became real
>>551936876
>>551936874holy witlet
Uma on uma crimes!
>>551936821No, but we do get discord clubs poaching /uma/nons at the start of the month though. That being said,>Recruiting at the end of the month when nobody in their right mind will leave because of gibsPretty retarded desu
>>551936562ME TOO
>>551936876>Next CM? You guessed it, front running.angling actually has a delay and since it's a long CM, it's back to end closers
>>551936876enjoy your sagi bronze title
>>551936567Some owner named a horse after the character
If you used GoldShip none of your CM wins are earned~
>>551937117>we do get discord clubs poaching /uma/nons at the start of the month thoughI've been here since day 1 and the only club I've seen advertising here was Eden and they stopped fairly quickly
>>551936654My wife Tachyon…
https://jiggie.fun/i_9ftphttps://jiggie.fun/i_9ftp
>>551937162Delay on Angling and Pump is negligible on 2500, I've been testing and its literally less than 1s of difference>>551936964Formula is heavily weighted towards gold skills and hitting SS in two stats. Like the amount a stat contributes to your score increases nonlinearly the closer you get to 1200. Unique level also factors into the equation quite a bit.
>>551936964you have to whale or be absurdly lucky.
>>551937316isnt eden a bunch of seafags
>>55193724115 years of ERP has given me an instinctive erection response to the tilde, or as I like to call it the slut wiggle. Just thought you should know that.
>>551937374>leafew
>>551937162The delay is minimal>>551937229Ye of little faith
>>551937374Finally, good slop.
>>551937162It's a very small delay tho, like SFV in scorpio, of course end are still stronger because of spurt but at least good old double frontrunner seems viable again
>>551937316Nah, remember when anons posted their IDs in the thread and received invites from clubs that weren't on the clublist?
>>551937374
scorpio scrimmage93520650
>>551937231What would Happy Meek's career be like.What would happen to Aoi?!?
>>551937374if you have more than 1 monitor your dopamine receptors are bricked (this is a proven fact)
>>551937374Oops you guys weren't supposed to see that
>>551936821Every Mambo club is from here tho
>>551936964witmax unironically. I just lost a lobby to an S rank suzuka built with MLB Kitasan, SR sweep, SR tachyon, LB2 SSR Riko, borrowed finemo and some other wit SR I can't remember.
>>551937272A win is a win. If you're not botting and you're the one training your umas, your umas won. Shaming because you have better cards than F2P in a gacha game is retarded. You will be teased though, but it is what it is.
>>551936990seggs
Digitan LOVE
>>551937475yes and they're mostly botters, but some of their lower ranked offshoots are legit>>551937558top clubs are lurking here, no surprise there
please tell me this is enough stam I can't do this shit anymore
>>551936876Good luck winning with a front runner that isn't Seiun Sky
>>551937741>he is without specific knowledge
>>551937741that is enough stam if your recovery doesn't trigger outside of the gateyou're in luck, the gaslight for this track is that the game doesn't recognize the early game as a straight
>>551936654Tachyon board
>>551937713Yeah, and most top clubs are discord clubs due to the amount of coordination required. Even /uma/ club has a sekrit discord.
>>551937607I've never seen a late surger get gassed out, how greedily did you build her stamina?
>>551937117>Recruiting at the end of the month when nobody in their right mind will leave because of gibsSpeaking of retards,If anyone is in need of a club in a couple days after gibs are handed out, consider joining Autis/uma/! Want to be a part of an /uma/ club but never were able to find one with space? We’re a brand new one with 29 first-come-first-serve slots available January 1st! Check the rentry in the OP for more information. We’re a goal-oriented club that prizes progress, and we’re aiming to make A rank.
>>551937823It is OK, I was already doing one.
>>5519378237 and (You) must post Fuku porn
>>551937741>right handed
DOBER HATES MEN
>>551937665>never thought I'd stand side by side with a whaleThank you based botters for bringing /uma/ together against a common enemy.
>>551937881late start + rushed, she is fine without rng fucking herscorpio scrimmage97857251
>>551936573for Scorpio? I've tried two builds for Gold Ship>end with pump, nsm, unyielding, 3spd/2wit/riko>late with pump, nsm, on your left, 3spd/2wit/riko and/or 3spd/2guts/rikoboth are able to win sometimes but her winrate is really low. Gold Ship game is unfortunately dormant until Sagittarius
>>551937845No, you really don't.
tama is too damn erotic, how is this allowed
>>551938071does late start drain stamina?
>>551937969i actually didn't even register it was right-handed until you pointed it out, i read it as fall runner somehow. i'm so done
To all trainers out there: I may hate your guts for running your dishonest umas every CM, but I want you to be happy and I hope your life gets better if you're going through a rough moment. Everything will, eventually, be fine.
>>551937741>dodging danger without purdent psoitioning/ignited spirit witholy bricked>>551937845>900-1100>when 685 stamina taikis win in room matcheslollmao even
>>551937957
>>551937823No more parent runs pleaseI tried making an ace for next CM and she has 600 in all stats by senior year summer
>>551937957time to get a look up fuku's fuku...waitis that why her racewear just looks like a school outfit? because her name is fuku and it's a sailor fuku? holy fuck
>>551938089That's a rabbit!Cute that she has the dount plushie still
>>551938127daiwa wouldn't say this
>>551937957Goodbye, Fukuposter.
post >yfw>unity finals>all 5 double circles>1-4
>>551937741nav skill combo is very bad for this track, I can't explain why but it actually makes you lose distance
>>551937654mambodancho i BEG you change the name even a little even a single dot at the end is enough
>>551936876Next CM is end slop because the late race starts on a straight.
>>551938089
>>551938110no, but rushed kills your uma if there is 2 debuffers
>>551937957>>551937823deliver fag or I make Ticket cry again
>>551937654>Mrs Mambosthey found the club for our wives... DELETE THIS
>>551936815I'd say so, any midgame is better than none at all, and you're coinflipping on when Medium Straightaways will proc, better to have consistency as backup.
>>551938071teiochama...scorpio scrimmage47225669
WHERE ARE MY FUKU TITTIES!?
>>551938376ImAgInE
Can any sloppers here generate some rice shower slop, I'm just really curious on what the state of ai art is right now.
>>551938136but the real lobbies will have double nice nature and double wedding maya, can your 700 taiki survive 4 mysts??
Is it really so much to ask that when I click the timeline link, it actually starts at where we currently are so I don't have to scroll all the way there every time?
What goes on in the mind of a retard who replies to an attention starved getposter?
>>551938617There’s a Go To Today button at the top.
>>551938617its designed that way intentionally to make you understand the passage of time since the game started. its genius UI design, you wouldnt get it.
>>551938592you forgot double mummy creek, gaslightbro
>>551938698Not the fucking point, I don't need to know what happened in the past, it's too late now.
>>551938583Hope it makes you happyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/m546g560pk82ro2c.jpg
>>551937957do it you fucking coward or you're cursed with 7 years of bad pulls
Oyakodon!
>>551938312
>>551936987Is there an update to this now that its the end of the yearI dont remember the JP twitter dood who compiled all those
>>551938270dodging danger and prudent is bad?
>>551938856
>>551938617huh? it does to go today on my machine
>uma career inbetween sets at the gym>trainee fails a training and gets mood down>put my phone down and start the set pissed off>lose focus and gas out earlybros its like im an uma i got a failed training event and mood down in real lifeFUCK
>>551938856IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>551938856IS THAT
>>551938617Works on my machine
>>551938592That's why you bring a dominator uma who can win the race if something bad happens like going against 2 guys running triple debuffers.
>>551938856May your runs and pulls be blessed in 2026.
>>551938376
>>551936562You flipped 2 words
>>551938942did you get your butthole penetrated when your stationary bike broke its seat
>>551938856ADVERTISER-SAN NIGETEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551938583>slopkys
>>551937758> Seiun!I doubt it.>>551938310Not an actual problem
>>551938856holy based
>>551938127Thank you Daiwa, I will kneecap Suzuka again next CM to proc NSM
>>551938907just for this track, I believe it has something to do with the corner being super close to the start
>>551938127th-thanks anon
>>551938376Sex sex sex sex sex bareback sex impregnation anal sex sex sex fucking ruby over a counter sex sex sex eating her out while she sleeps sex biting her nipples and waking her up sex sex peeing on her faceI mean, hi.
Mambo
Matikanefukukitaru is literally one of the few umas that should NOT be lewded no matter the reason you damn perverts!
>>551939101This horse's handler is incredulousIts like he's asking the horse what the hell it is that he's even bowing to
>>551939153
I am balding SEA playerwhich uma is for me
last scorpio scrimmage of the day156601111566011115660111
>>551939093It's harder now that Dober is out
my gf tact daring
a guaranteed win comp is nature + maya + dober, if all gold debuffs hit, that's -12% HP
>>551939252Kitasan Black or Equinox
>>551939223Would Helios say this?
>>551939229I don't know anon, those thigh high socks are pretty alluring...
>>551939252Mambo
will this witgod spark be ever useful
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relly really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really realy love Stego.
*cough* *cough* I am tired boss....
do other generals get this much porn posting?
It's too hot to sleep so let me ask you all this:Which Uma has the best casual wear?I vote Laisu and King.
I am such a fucking retard I just wasted like 18k carrats on the current banner omg what was I thinking holy shit kill me can I get ONE DO OVER PLEASE ONE REFUND DAY
>>551939431>turf syou got this bwo
>>551939373She wouldn't say that but she would be thinking it
>>551939260>dober's ult doesn't work if you're rushedAs a Halo enjoyer, if you're not witmaxxing you're just going to be wasting skill points on thatI assume Dober will be a god tier parent when we're able to get 1600 wit with no problem, but right now, rolling for Dober is an investment for the future not a real gamechanging roll
>>551939521That's it, that's the end of the run.
world first UG
>>551939461I really like Ace's boy clothes.
Dober's ult only breaks when rushed on herself. If it's inherited, you can get rushed and still proc it
>>551939461Top Gun and Maru. Top Gun for her youthful exuberance, Maru for her incredibly fitting granny fit
>>551939630what the fuck
>>551939630Proofs?
>>551939653however, if another dober is in the race, if she gets rushed it disabled all the inherited ults
>>551939484Well, those carrats are spent and gone. The important thing to do in this situation is to, no matter what, KEEP rolling. You HAVE to hit pity, right? Otherwise those carrats will have gone to waste.
>>551939707
>>551939568You're more likely to fail the skill activation check than rushing
>>551939628It's about the journey, not the destination.
>>551939741oh shit I forgot about that tech
>>551939568You rarely get rushed even with 400 Wit bwo, I never had 3 Umas all get rushed in a single CM race, I might not have had 2 Umas get rushed in a single race either but I'm not sure
>>551939631same here anon, I also think she has one of the better G1 racewear outfits
>>551939630> Posts sparks instead of stats
>>551939630nah /ourguy/ already got one yesterday
>>551939797>no kitasannyoticing
>>551939797Damn Witgods discord is strong AF. That's why he's the best guide maker in Global.
I bought the webstore exclusive pack. You can thank me for keeping the gacha rolling.
>>551939742I'm only at 150/200 omg I'll have to spend like another 140$ to hit it, kill me
>>551939992retard >>551939797
>>551939260To some extent yes, but also the corner is way closer so it evens out
>>551940073For the record, that was a joke. Don't actually keep rolling.
was it autism
>>551940005no space they needed race bonus and pace chaser skills so. ninisho flower SR (15% race bonus)
>still upwe don't snitch around here!
>>551940110he's a phone poster cut him some slack
>>551940073nvm I got her on my very next 10 pull but still, fuck me>>551940171well I did
>>551939461the juxtaposition of this to a high school skirt is pretty endearing
>we reached the first global Ugi am NOT FUCKING READY DOG I AM JUST REACHING A+ AND WE HAVE PEOPLE IN U WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE FUTURE
honse bread
>>551940184Yeah, horses have that. Especially the inbred ones
>>551940110found in the VF cord
>>551940201>race bonuswhy? is this the secret racemaxxing meta?
>>551939259GG WPThanks for coming to my races todayI will proceed to job in the actual CM
>>551940110> Posts things in two parts like an idiot> Complains about othersNah, you're the retard
>>551940292It's Taiki. My first S was Taiki and I didn't even try.
>>551940039>witgod uses fagscordnice try VFtroon
>>551939937yeah, her racewear and her ult animations are so cool. i cant wait for her to be out.
>>551940073You probably won't need to spend that much. Realistically the average number of rolls to get the banner Uma is 110 so you are way overdue. Another 10 pull or 2 and you'll get her for sure. Just roll fast so your luck doesn't reset
>>551940247Very nice, proud of you. Always keep gambling.
>>551940361its more of a limit testing endeavor than anything actually practical. although expect the average whale will have meta UG units in MANT, no need to pad score
>>551940292Those umas are for showing. They are not actually strong.It's like finding S rank witGODs in TT, you bully their ass for making umas with inflated ranks.
>>551940340what the fuck is this guy training for? or did he just take some of those skills to increase his rank?>mfw i have never even heard of kokura race course or seen that skill before this screenshot
>>551940361not really, it's just race bonus affects unity races too. i assume he capped early too, which gives him enough turns to also spam races
>>551940429i want to fuck katsuragi ace
I hate sloptubers and their dsygentic followers.It sickens me that they post here.
>>551940184no thoughts, just speed.
>>551940429>Want Palmer, Helios, Ace>All Big Niges>Hate building frontsWe were put on this Earth just to suffer
>>551940552Yes, skills just to increase rank. That Taiki is not competitive in the least and will probably lose to the average well-built A+ uma.
>>551940425VF is WitGod, newfag.
>>551940731witgod has always been seriru buy an ad brownie
hey guys, someone stole my screenshot of my world first Ug rank Taiki and posted it in a trans rights discord can you report him please?
>>551940184I unironically think every horse has some form of autism due to the inbreeding lineage
>>551940716You're just lazy and you don't deserve them.
>if i keep refering to VF as witgod maybe it will gain traction for le ebin memes!
>>551939937She's so fucking cool I love her.
>>551940731Why are you sucking brown chink dic?
>>551939484This but I refuse to spend money on it. I’d had good luck with previous umas so I got cocky Jesus christ. Fuck kitasan black
HOOOEEEEH ARIGATOOOOUUUUUU
>>551940731>responding to the obvious shitpostyou're retarded
>>551937941I like the cut of this guy’s jib. Hopefully this new club does well.
Cygames will skip MANThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozmBEgeDI2wget ahead of the curve
Threadly reminder to not reply to baitposters, they don't even play the game.
>>551940716Just use them for different distances, big nige Palmer for long, big nige Helios for mile, big nige Ace for medium
>shilling hours>morning in THAT region of the globeOf fucking course!
duramente has nice breasts quite booby in fact
can someone explain the tanuki reference in this spiki video? i dont watch that much tanukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VscZK6--HSM
>>551940731you have to be 18+ to post here
>>551940609boy seggs
>>551938893I found him, an update is planned
>>551940787>Special Chudno
>>551940785That's WitFraud, I get why people get them confused since they have similar nicknames.
>haven't done the fujiseki showtime mode because I'm still training my aces>even lvl 2 is enough to lose to riko while having double circles on everything
>>551940716>doesn't want the Biggest Nig
hope none of you are in this club
Today I will have sex with...Agnes Digital.
It's Brown hours now as it seems. Post brown umas.
Do NOT pull for Dober, she is so fucking bad
>>551941161holy shit is that THE Oinkeron?
>night in burger land>thread goes to shitsave us SEAgods...
>>551940951Nah, that woldn't be keeping it real. Palmer + Helios will both compete in mediums + Longs. I can do Ace + Helios for miles. Will I win these CMs? No. But I'll keep it real, and that's what matters most.
Everyone past this post is brown and retarded, except for me
>>551941161why it's not a /here/ club
>>551941161>oberon
>>551936271I need more flatties
What's the first banner of MANT? NTR?
>>551941161explain this oinkeron????
>>551941007so true
>>551941283This is true.
How come Chiyo didn't get the sakura eyes like the other Sakura umas?
>>551939631>>551940429>>551940609>>551940840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s>banner in Feb 2027>alt in Feb 2028it's actually over boysx we will EOS and anime will be banned by then
>>551940716Big niggas and regular fronts are built differently.With regular fronts you need groundwork autism and a whale WIT deck, with ooniges you actually use stamina cards, recoveries, groundwork autism isn't that hard and you can use a normal deck to make them. It's more fun.
Does christmas ogurin need any inherits besides tachyon? Her ultimate is already fucking busted, so I can trash SFV RSF and get better affinity, right?
Why is this support card fighting me
>>551941245>>551941290>>551941430What's there to explain?
Thread is too brown for me atm
>>551941056That's actually better in higher levels because you don't go against her buffed Guilty Gear gang in the URA Finals, all that matters is a good ending.
>>551941493she's adopted
Good thing I change my name once every 3 weeks or so so the autists here don't recognise me and sperg out whenever they see my name.
Does that mean that S rank is gonna be easier to get for MANT?
>>551941028very cool
>>551941610>>551941226
>>551941517You build Suzuka almost the exact same as you would a regular front this CM though
>>551941519777 hints would be cool, Mtknfuku can help with that.
>>551941226>>551941709I should do a Hishi Ama run.
>>551941712oguri has 777 in potential
>>551941604found the VF spy
*Shlick*
>>551941667Yes, the average rank will go up with every scenario.
>>551941493she's not retarded
>>551941519Creek is good, very reliable.
>>551941814I'm more of a Zelarinth guy desu
Oberon is not an oinker, he's just a fine /uma/ toreina who defeated seriru in an epic match for the ages
>>551941459underrated autist
>>551941827Rice wouldn't act like this
>>551941712my tachyon matifuku legacy has 5 triple 7 sparks on top of a bunch of other useful sparksI am thinking what her other parent legacy should be and I can't figure it out
>>551941797Yeah, but hints to make it cheaper, or you can use the books too. It's an expensive skill and unlike other recoveries, hints are hard to come by.
>>551936990Tight umanko
>>551941604explain THIS!*unzips umapants*
>>551941498it sucks but please hold on tight, the boys are coming
>>551941604isn't this is the guy that matched with witgod on Virgo
>>551941921Creek or any other heal unique.
>>551941883Real oldfags will remember him having MLB Kitasan and Creek on Taurus, and his "I just got lucky" excuse.
Your unique for Christmas Oguri is also a recovery skill so you only need 2 recoveries + your unique to activate your unique
>>551942046Yeah I still have the screenshot
one day S rank will be for shitters, can you imagine thatwill MANT get whales to UG rank or is the powerscale still fine?
hope you had a 'symboli kris s' christmas
>>551941836Tard Tachyon looking awfully cute...
>>551941517>groundwork autism isn't that hard and you can use a normal deck to make themIncorrect, you actually need to double down on your early race autism to not end up in a struggle that kills you
>>551942265MANT will get everyone to ug rank, both whales and f2p.
>>551941665I memorise your friend codes.
>>551941921Recovery uniques, preferred position/hydrate, shake it out
>>551939461Taiki
>>551942258how did this guy cap speed with only KitasanI'm struggling with my Grass, Kita+Eishin barely gets me above 1000 speed while getting good stats elsewhere
Which JP only uma do we propagandize and fool globalbabs into saving for next?
>>551942258Seriru Pasa shilling will always be funny to me, I use her too but I know she's never a gamechanging uma, she's just there.
umagrok compile a list of the lobby regulars in /uma/
>>551942507seiun wit gives 2 speed
>>551939461Narita Brian of course! What the fuck were they thinking
>>551942523Kitasan Black
>>551942523VBourbon
>>551942523My wife Kris S.
>>551942037>tfw no genuinely cool jap girl will ever call you "Aibo" IRL
>>551942523kitasan black (can't use mlb kitasan black)
>>551942523I can duped into pulling for cards but never umas
Why do you people call me Oinkeron, I only have 2 MLB SSR's in Kita and Creek
>>551942568>seiun wit gives two speedwhy was I not informed? Time to borrow it
>>551942523nishino flower (they turn into pedophiles)
>>551942507It's called "training wit"
>>551933987I once used the weird undress AI on my classmate but it wasn't erotic enough so I stoppedalso I shotted a few sneak pictures of her and her hair since it looked good
>>551942690The Kitasan Black speed card isn't used in MANT and the uma Kitasan Black drops on first anni which is pretty close to MANT. Skip at your own risk.
>>551941232dober is a good parent to build in mant, trust
>>551936460After Contrail
>>551937741Even with Awful mood that's enough
>>551942343Only whales will play MANT though
>>551942802don't worry bwo I won't call you an oinker unless you have 100k carats saved up for some MANT bait
Discorderon
>>551942630>>551942690doesn't work, she's already popular and is a good pull regardless because her ult is a good inherit
>>551942248retard
>only whales will play the f2p scenario
>>551942894>tachyon.jpg>perverted and creepyi'm noticing
>>551942868BOY SEX
>>551942996No, I had to go close to pity for Tosen Jordan>>551943003picrel is the only way to communicate effectively with the club
>>551937373
>>551942820hardly anyone knows about or uses it because it was a weird banner in a time everyone was saving. its one of my favorite cards to borrow especially for fronts.
>>551942637Better than Hoguri
>>551942868pokke cute
>>551943297> Open leagueLol
>>551943129i don't communicate with the club i just purge deads and accept join requests
>>551936271Boy chest
>F2P and whales are the same in MANT! It's a F2P friendly scenario! >When the RB deck requires mlb NN and Fuku/NTR>When the guts deck requires mlb SR Admire Vega which has almost the same rate up as a SSR (1%)
Banana
>>551943129>communicating with vf trannies and moreok bwo
what's that? a schizo on /uma/ told me to skip an entire scenario? confirmed. mailing danchou my time off request now.
>>551943217seiun sky is my only front/oshi and obviously I can't use seiun wit there
>>551943217imagine the damage it can do on taiki... I can already see my S+ ace forming...
>>551940293wat does it taste like
>>551943297>needing sloptuber guides to win openbitch I make my open league uma ON THE FUCKING DAY and win easy peasy, while annoying everyone with my NICE NATURE DESU
>>551943297>[total 4,3h]Is he seriously copying the editing time from witgod?
Do I trust Green Woman?
Front or pace for red maru? I see a lot of conflicting opinions. Some say she can't beat a suzuka who got angling+unrestrained unless she goes pace. Others say she can't even get in position to sfv if she isn't front.
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>>551943591Don't try it Anakin.
>>551943591TORENA NOOOOOOOOOOO
>10k carats spent on Dober>got the Dober and the Falco I missedI'm feeling lucky.
>>551943591oguri isn't there. you can win.
>>551943297Open chuds pretending they have a meta and need practice lobbies to win is so funny to me...
>>551943705Try me, you old fart! *jumps*
>>551943591should be totally fine, you got this
>>551942894
>>551943629I think the latter. The Suzuka getting angling + unrestrained at the right time is surprisingly unlikely.
>>551943705>>551943729>>551943741I went for the middle option
>>551943434cute banana beast
>>551943897PUSSY
>>551943897Smart
>>551943297>open leaguei mean this adivce is technically correct i guess but lol
>>551943591Oguri's a neigha...
>>551939797Litterally HOW do you defeat this non whale sisters...
CYNIGGERS RELEASE BRIDE ULALA RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT
>>551943897>THE BEAST FROM KASAMATSU>THE CINDERELLA GREY>"ya ill take the middle option i dont feel like being challenged today"you failed Oguri.
>>551943297Why would you run meta umas in open league? You stand a better chance oshifagging
>>551943897bitch ass nigga
I'm starting to think Dupe umas have a secret rate-up compared to regular spooks.
>>551944171I hate Shartfalcon dev
>>551943897>he didn't fight the turf queenshow does it feel being a disgrace of this place
>>551943921
>>551944225nothing on this earth turns honest men into schizos like gambling
Is this a good front deck or do I change Suzuka for SR King Halo?
>>551944171hmmmmm one of these doesn't belong.....
You too would avoid the turf queens don't lie they're the
>>551943897This is not what Oguri would have wanted.
kissing pokke's boy tummy and flat chest (this is important for training)
have any of you guys gotten S rank on your unity team before the 4th race?
>>551944204Daiwa would never
>>551944405A-anon..?Why'd you st
>>551944432Tomboy*
>Seeking the Pearl is a gigahag>but she's actually in the same year as Dober, the babies of the Mejiro family
>>551944350yeah it's KWAB sirius
You know its about gaming the system to save the school and not was fatty would have wanted, right?
>>551944306I need something to tell myself so I don't feel cursed after getting 3 rice shower and Teio spooks while I'm still missing a bunch of Launch Uma.
>>551944171>none of my favorites has a unique legend changer line/uma/ help me download a new personality, which of these should I wife?
worth grinding the showtime event for cane prizes using the 30 energy boosts i've stockpiled? i wouldn't mind more coins.
i wanna do a jiggie and then go to bed, someone host pwease
>>551944171https://youtu.be/z0m5DvXHYJw
>>551944594
>>551944350Sirius Fraud
>>551944171Can't believe I have to wait another year for Sirius.
>>551944646Your Rice blessings cancel out your Teio curse so you're back to neutral
>>551943591circles are bullshit, I got 4/1 with crosses and 1/4 with all double circles
Lewd...
I don't feel like playing today danchou, stop spamming my DMs you faggot
>>551944934
>>551943897Pussy. Uma is a high roll game
>>551944934mayonegg
>>551944346Replace rice with FM
Do you think umas are bashful about how stinky their feet are after a race? Do you think they would blush if you teased them about their laundry full of sweaty socks and tights? How do you think they feel looking at your trophy room full of their shoes?
>>551944594this is a 17 year old, repeat after me, there are no hags in tracen academy...
>all the WORST Mejiro girls are the mares>all the good ones are the stallions
>>551944185
>>551945075
>>551945171how can I be nostalgic for this music already what the fuck is wrong with me
>>551945007My childhood friend would not do this
>>551944934nigger
>makes ace runs even more RNG dependent>completely incompatible with parent runs>braindead easy if you just spam bakushinthis event is fucking retarded
>>551944920I don't feel very blessed with a lineup like this.
>>551945457
>>551945075Yeppers would not say such thing.
>>551945287Am I missing something? Putting it at level 3 feels exactly the same except you also get event rewards.
Does Windy bite during sex?
>>551945086
not rigged btw
>>551945165>Ramonu>BadYou're gonna get /ss/'d and not in the good way
>>551945457This is AI.
>>551945554she bites your dick off yes
>>551945651No it's real
>>551945457RAM died because of this
I can barely get S rank in senior year even after winning against the top team everytime, how the fuck are anons getting S rank sooner by fighting the middle team
>>551945584the random draw minigames are blatantly riggedif you get the top prizes in the wheel early you'll just get loads of them while waiting for the 8th place blue shoes to drop
>>551945786just get lucky with your spirit bursts
>>551945440at least you have maruzen
I should have pay pigged for riko/rice..
>>551945738Guts training with swimsuit Sweep!
>>551945440to make you feel better, the only starters I'm missing are Maruzen and McQueen
>>551945709look at the spatula
>>551945827He does it FOR FREE
Dober was a mistake.
>>551945941what about it? you mean it looks funny because of the heat distortion coming off the grill?
Why are the Os so retarded?
>>551945440>4* Teio + RiceAnon's account died for our sins. Thank you for your service.
why is this thread infested with AI trash?is this the power of normalfags?
>>551935302How will I hehe now...Impressive how seaniggers can even ruin botting. (Doxxanon was Singaporean but honestly those are civilized at least compared to the lower lifeforms surrounding them)
>>5519457821. Being a poorfag2. Not already having the ultimate (for its time) PC3. Lol keep seethingPosted from my 7950X+4090
>>551944225birthday paradoxchance of pulling dupes grows exponentially, much faster than you think
>>551946072They have only one thing in mind. And that's Speed.
>>551946161It's one singular jeet
Do i need nimble navigator for my fronts is it required
>>551946161it's THAT time just come back tomorrow
>>551946258i like this post
>>551946104Oguri is too dumd to be cute.
>>551945935>>551946091This does make me feel a little better.Crazy how the few weeks I played JP back in the day had a more diverse roster than my months old global account.>>551946201I'd believe you if it wasn't the same dupes and I wasn't missing more than half this game's roster.
>>551945584the odds aren't listed anywhere ;)
everyone prove youre not a poorfag by posting RAM
>>551946305no
>>551946201it's equal to the fraction of trainees you own nothing unexpected
is there a tool or something that allows me to make the best possible deck for my umas
>>551944432how SHOULD a tomboy or yanki respond if you blow a raspberry on their tummy?
Question, that $20 ticket in like a month. Is it only for Xoguri or any uma we want?
>>551946178Singapore is proof that Hobbes was correct
Is concentration really that much better than focus... jesus christ building a front is hard, there's zero room anything once your groundwork autism is all purchased
>>551946380my work computer has 4tb ram
>>551946432
>>551946561no, it's just for team trial points
>>551946380RAM
>>551945827/uma/jannies look like THIS?
>>551946515Any Uma released up to that point
>>551946561>Normal frontNo>Scorpio Cup SuzukaYes, late starting is a death sentence
>>551946258sound poster are on a roll tonight, I like it>>551946380>thought of buying another 32GB years ago when I put together the system>realized I'll VERY unlikely ever need itturned out to be true, I need to try REAL fucking hard and be insanely wasteful to even use my 32GB. to use as much as I currently am I need to watch YT through mpv (whole videos cached in ram) and run 2 instances of OBS
>>551946561only suzuka needs concentration, a regular front doesn't. you only take focus to cope for missing a green for groundwork
>>551946380
Dachis how do I make Biwa work I want to do a Arima 1993 team for this CM but her growths are...
>>551946725nice thank you
>>551946841Ass Wonder
>>551946561if your bignig suzie doesn't have concentration, taking the lead and unrestrained she's a brick
>>551946840did you just say that her head is still growing?
>>551946380Don't ask to see the other stats on this toaster
>>551946943>5200 RAMthis is just windows being retarded, right?>multiple GPUs installedtake it it means the iGPU?
this shit is rigged
>>551945548I've been doing runs at level 4 and it feels almost like regular career except for getting 2nd a couple times. Making aces in this mode is dumb anyway, you only get items not extra stats.
Jerking off to Daiwa's voice actress gaining weight is my rock bottom for 2025, and I will continue to do that in 2026
>>551946494surprise -> anger, telling you to knock it off before she hits you -> she starts conspicuously laying down with her tummy out more often -> secretly wonders if you're going to try to do it again
>>551947152...link?
>>551947116it became pretty clear about half way through that the kiseki slut rigged it
UG on globalhttps://x.com/moodminus3/status/2005780237968368097https://x.com/moodminus3/status/2005780582588956683
I'm still VERY MAD at SEA!! Why tf did they ruin botting for us!
>>551946380I have another 16GB but haven't installed it because I don't really need it, and looking at RAM getting more expensive, it's better to keep it that way in case of hardware failure.
>>551947272What the FUCK do you mean? Literally how?
>>551947094>5200 RAM (it's MT/s anon)? Isn't that the speed of my RAM?>take it it means the iGPU?nyes
god damn the guy who made the cingray megaman parody did a full fuckin video with tons of umas and other shitidk how many soundposts to make out of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E7IhUhU8cw
>>551947152I beg your pardon?
>>551945160hooooh mama
>>551946380Uma is the only game I play
>>551947213she went from this
>>551947364fuckton of skills
>>551947272ur late bwo >>551939630
>>551947369She just run around eating all the enemies?
>>551946949>>551946751>>551946734>>551946604oh I saw that first guy say it's just for TT points... oh well, another brick in the wall...
>>551947439well i posted proof
>>551947291They were the ones that made the bots in the first place. You can’t expect something made in SEA to last that long
>>551947369from yesterday
>>551946561Only Big Niges and Bourbon need it
>>551947213>>551947394I think more cute Japanese women should get married and Become Slow Metabolism https://x.com/chisanigis
Is groundwork and runaway a must for this CM or would this be any good? If not, she seems to be working well In TT with all the golds.
>>551939630>>551947272I haven't even gotten an S yet...
>>551947417>4800mhzFUCKING EEEEEEEEEW this better be ecc ram or some shit>>551947368>Isn't that the speed of my RAM?what I mean is if that's the actual speed, or the usual "false readout" cuz microsoft is incompetent. bit low speed for that kinda CPU, should be 6000-6400 instead.
>>551947425to THIS
>>551947632would
>>551947425>already a lil bit of a chubby face, probably natural>>551947632HAHAHA HHOLY FUCK
>>551947632looks like she became woke
>>551947425>>551947632HHHHGGGGNNN stop or I'll have to leave for 15 minutes again
>>551939630maybe im not cut out for training. I wonder if Tracen is hiring janitors...
>>551947603Groundwork goes on every front until EOS.
>>551946589I'm too dumb. I have good cards but I can't make the 1200 1200 umas I see people posting everywhere
>>551947632
>>551947817Gah, I never get it when I get good stats and other skills.
>>551947632holy hell
7 and you lose next CM to a Suzuka
>>551947772I'm at the age where my friends are getting married and I can witness waifs turning into fat soccer moms in impressive speed. The boomers tried to warn us...
>come back from a holiday break>find out my cinderella gray won A finalsso what else did I miss guys?
>Run bricked by Riko never showing up so I'm 100 stamina shortthat's a first
This is a homewrecker
>>551947612Same. I got mlb kb and I see people's S rank umas in rooms that run the same decks as me but I still have never gotten an S rank.I guess I'm just stupid and a bad torena...
>>551947369what do you use to make sound posts bwo not the sound post itself but what do you use to clip the video/separate the sound
>>551947603You do have taking the lead at least but that wit is poor.
>>551947632chubby chasers....I kneel...
>>551947632Probably happily married
>>551947632you can't tell me japanese gene isn't god gene when even the fattest japanese land whale can look cute and breedable compared to even the thinnest and most athletic of western foid gym rats
>>551948008I'm starting to wonder if Riko is actually good...
>>551947826>>551948015It’s the parents. You’re using bad parents.
>>551948010>tfw no cute next door belno gf
>>551947291oh wtf it got taken downi'll unironically probably just quit the game if there's no bot for MANT. that or i'll just keep sending my bot on URA which is what i do now anyway
>>551948002wrong thread bwo...
>>551947941Nah, I'd win.
>Haru Urara>Smart Falcon >Shinko WindyWhat's the deal with dirt uma having no sex appeal? Hybrids don't count.
>>551948086majority of them are short though this is improving due to better nutrition
>>551948060to me
do they ever do cm on non G1 tracks seems like it would be kino
>>551947941Thanks bwo I can't wait to see my Opera win now instead.
>>551948130so do I need like URA finale 18*
>>551943629Front, but built like a pace with SfV and overtake skills, has been working great for me.Assuming you're running your own Suzuka
>>551948008 (me)forgot heartbreaking pic
>>551947614>what I mean is if that's the actual speed, or the usual "false readout" cuz microsoft is incompetentchecked and everything points to it being in fact 5200>bit low speed for that kinda CPU, should be 6000-6400 insteadI may know how to build my own pc, but I can't be bothered to check for bottlenecks too much, I just slap together what seems to be "OK" and call it a day
>>551948237They're the niggers of the 'sumeverse
>>551948002Early new year gift. Also rainbow crystal from the event and/or legend races
>>551948278Yes.
>>551948324grim
>>551948278nah you need 18* stamina
>>551948237Smart Falcon is kind of cute, she reminds me of the chubby weeaboo girls in highschool who tried to cover up being fat by wearing shitty off the rack lolita clothes.
>>551948237You're wrong about Shinko but I digress, Ulala is not meant to have sex appeal at all, she is exclusively meant to be cute and funny. I agree about Falcon though, all umadols will burn in hell for their crimes
>>551947425>>551947632vaguely looks like annytf
this is the people you will be meeting in the cmhttps://x.com/moodminus3/status/2005780237968368097
>>551947632nice
>>5519482724 and you lose to a LATEGOD
>>551948448its my turn to post it next
I know it's not great statwise but what other skills should I look out for and try and get? No, I'm not going to get pump.
>>551946380laptop came with a 3200 kit but it fucking died so i had to buy some cheap shiti wanted to get a 32 kit but i held out and now its too late because you have to choose between ram and a car
>>551948237they just need to fatten up their thighs
>>551948448No Gold Recoveries. Stamlet. The answer, as usual, is Nice Nature.
>>551948483The Overlord is undefeated... it is written in the stars...
>>551948532You need pump.
>>5519486070 and you lose to Doto...
>>551948448nigga this has been posted like 5 times alreadyit's not even good we're just getting s ranks that are competitive this shit is purely for clout it gets obliterated in tt and cm
>>5519486075 and you lose your phone
>>551948672>no socks or stockingsThis is not a Tracen approved uniform. I'm calling the director.
>>551948448>First ever UG>Using Curren SSRWtf you told me not to pull
>>551948532Get rid of the inherits and pick useful skills to fish for white sparks
>>551948002>>551948190
>>551948237>Copano Rickey>Hokko Tarumae>Wonder Acute>Espoir City>transcendThey exist, just haven't been added to global yet
my kingu's first-rate udders
>>551948603i will use natie
>>551949007sweaty smelly sex in the locker room after traininguma pheromones abundant
>>551947632wife material
>>551949050>exaggerated proportionsrope
>>551947291There's still a variant of sweepybot left on github I won't give you the link tho
>>551949007Uma breasts look so erotic.
>>551949118why yes i am blasting some rope
>>551948341>but I can't be bothered to check for bottlenecks too muchNot talking about any super mega secret optimization technique or whatever, 6000mhz is very much the go to RAM for modern ryzen CPUs, it's the best cost/perf ratio by far.>and call it a dayNah I get that, just a bit of a shame considering the CPU is all.
>>551949007Imagine the smell
>>551949015
is this shit any good? or will it ruin the game forever for most f2p players???
>>551949050>>551949118am I crazy or is that just her normal size?
>>551949041TRANScend is the hottest dirt uma by far
>>55194545710 billion dollar 8-ball cannot animate flipping a burger pattyJust 1 more datacenter bro, I promise just one more datacenter and it will break even
I will skin the next poster who turns the topic of this thread into botting again
>>551948545 (me)goddamn where is the PIC RETARF
>>551949272i'm going to casualise for it
>>551949290is that my bro?
>>551946178how much of a bottom feeder do you have to be to immediately jump on something someone threw away and try to profit off it
>>551949007i would sell my house in exchange for a pair of those kneehighs
>>551945457AI is the reason why RAM has gotten more expensive
>>551949290my bro can't be this sexy
>>551949290>>551949272>Luna and the DogIt's based. I have no idea what it is, nor do I much care (currently), but I see two uma I like, one I love.>>551949341ANOTHER DOG!
>>551947772Yeah, woke up to eat some more food.
>>551949383>16.0 gb>2667 MHzfound the poorfag
>>551947425i mean she's already kinda fat in that photoyou could already see the inevitable result
>>551949480>MHznot a tech guy, what does this mean
>>551949436no it's not ai it's rich assholes being assholes *cough* sam altman
We're a month away from this btw https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30078-matikanefukukitaru
>>551949290ruined by avatarfags
>>551949341
>>551949341hehe..
>>551946380>mfw bought a 16gb pack for $80 to double what I currently have>less than a week later it went up $10AIniggers deserve a swift and painful death
>>551949383>2667mhzholy fucking poorfag lmao>>551949552that it's slow which means low performance which is badI assume that's some old ddr4 system, where the recommended would be 3000mhz at least, if not more.
>>551949596another (orange) mambo card
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING ME SIDEWAYSI LOST TO -CUTE FLOWERS-? WITH THIS MANY BLUE BUBBLES?I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MAN I WAIT 11 RUNS FOR A S RANK AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS, 11 BORROWS, NOTHING BUT THIS SINCE FRIDAY OF LAST WEEK, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW VIOLENTLY RETARDED THAT IS
>>551949596That thing just for the race bonus in mant?
>>551949341h3h3....
>>551949552nobody knows what that means lmao but more is better
>>551949701more mulch for the garden... teehee~
>>5519497012221
>>551949701get yepper'd faggot
>>551949290>trans xDDDshe's stacked and fun, top tier FWB
>>551949701Yeppers OWNS you
>>551946380>had 32gb>couldnt overclock it>so returned half
>>551949701>"ace" lost to yeppersrumao cant blame the arrows on this one chief
>>551949701do not underestimate yeppers
>>551949586My FUARKING local hero Diktaean!
>>551946380I couldn't think of a better way to find memory stats
>>551949684it's a 3 year old laptopi told you i had a 3200 kit but it died for whatever fucking reason
>>551949754retarded mutt
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hTSJohjwLo8
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>551949675Went up $10? 32 GB pack I bought this summer for $120 now costs $500
I hate the crane game so fucking much
>>551949701>this nigga lost his MAIN RACE to YEPPERS and even lost to his own teammate
>>55194967510? nigga do you have ddr2?
>>551949701>ace lost to yeppers>ace lost to his own bambooYEPPERS
>>551948767I literally told you to pull for it if you're a whale.Can't find the post in the archive but one anon read it >>550270070
>>551949976but anon, I am playing the game. my suzuka just failed a double wit rainbow at 5%.
>>551949885anon...look at the image you are replying to...
>>551948158>Already admitted he did allat for entertainment (drama and (you)s)Pic rel will be back with sweepy 5.0 when MANT drops
>>551949874"overclocking memory" is overrated anyway, tuning the timings is the real shit that matters.>couldn't overclock itfunny because the vast majority of RAM is overclocked by default>>551949894>using a custom terminal app to display ram on his phoneI honestly respect the extra effort, that's slick and funny as hell>>551949976bitch I just finished a run fck you on about
>>551950001unironically a skill issue my man
You know what I'm going to do for 26? I'm going to even find a bigger low. All you people who like to avatarfag and keep posting certain umas every single day (Falco, NTR, Ryan, Chiyo, Teio) I'm going to imagine myself as an ugly old bastard that drugs your trainee and rapes them, eventually impregnating them as they cry and say they can't be with their beloved trainee any more. This will be daily goon session.
>>551949701
>>551950001wtf is fuku doing
>>551950057>he doesnt know about the secret celeron/DDR2 meta
>>551950238have fun with Gold City
>>551949156The UMAT one? Looks outdated and sketchy
>>551949701not even BASED kingu and HOOEH ARIGATOU could carry your sorry ass
>>551949976
>>551950173Botters have reached the coping phase
>>551950238hot....
>>551950323>the secret celeron/DDR2 metagood times...
>>551950168Oh whoops. My FUARKING favorite (fake) miler Museum Mile!
>>551950057>>551949984Its a lower speed DDR4 (2666) but yeah on Amazon a 2x8gb pack is 90ish dollars right now
>>551949701KWAB NIGGAYukino Bijin AKA "Yeppers" would absolutely say this btw
>>551944738https://jiggie.fun/_Xq9jfhttps://jiggie.fun/_Xq9jfhttps://jiggie.fun/_Xq9jf
>>551949976im out of parent borrows
yeppers
>>551950173>learn python>make your own bot for MANTit's that easy
what does keiba mean
>3 day'd for the opera o/applejack soundpost because applejack was in the thumbnail and the mod couldn't be assed to see the rest of the videoYou know what, alright, whatever.
>>551950639yeppers wouldn't even know what KWAB means
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>551949701How do you even lose with Bakushin bro. All you need to do is slam Speed.
>>551950724kei means race, ba means horse
>>551950872no, ma means horse
>>551949976I finished making a second long runner for my TT team and I'm waiting for TP to fill to make another uma but I've already secured class 3I will probably use this Mayano for next month's CM too
>>551950724Keiba Corporation is a company specializing in the entertainment and horse racing industry
>>551950872
>>551950238oh no how terrible haha
>>551950792She would still say it thinking it's what the city girls say
Teio umanko
>>551950663i wanna fuck that dogi wanna paizuri that boy
>>551950931kunyomi and onyomi https://jisho.org/word/%E9%A6%AC
discuss
>>551950792WRONG! DUMB PIGEON! Bumpkins desperately wanting to be in the know will say/do everything they can to be hip
>>551951120mirin those quads
uma means horse...
>>551951029d-does she even know the tragedy that led to the creation of that term
>>551950724it means no worries
who has the tightest umanko
>>551947425>>551947632Good thing I have a thing for Asian bbw's
>>551950712You would think there would be something better or at least comparable what some chink who's currently in active military service managed to shit out by this point
>>551951097why is japanese like this
>>551949701YOU GUYS DONT GET HOW CURSED THIS IS THE BEST STAT LUCK WASTED BY THE WORST LUCK IN EVERY OTHER CATEGORY, WHAT A BITTERSWEET FIRST S, ITS WORTHLESS
>>551950318Aiiiiieee it's supposed to be a zero reflex raising game
>>551943297He is correct that the current open meta doesn't play nice with Umas that require skills to activate their ult but>open league guide
threesome with ogurin's and scarlet's seiyuus
>>551950653
Stay Gold's family line are full of abusers right?
YEAAAAAA
>>551950724kek what a bitch
If the other anon that wanted to join /Uma/ Club is here I think I can confirm your spot. We will probably have one more spot beyond that for any other S/S+ toreina.
>>551951293another first for bakushin!
>>551951090understandable
>>551951414fenomeno dindufesta is just homeless and stinky
>>551951414om average yesremove dream journey and the average goes way down
No one rolled for Dober
I hyave pre-spyware, spyware, and sweepy2 versions on my desk right nyow
>>551951120>Jotaro Kujo, a normal high school boy
>>551950724it means moumantai
>>551951470GENTLE WIFE GENTLE LIFE
>>551950931different reading whether the kanji appears alone or in compound. 馬 alone is read as uma, but if you add a second kanji to that like 競馬 then it's read as keiba.
LoH when bros
a room? why not7818148778181487
>>551951378There's something so nice about seeing Orv be romantic. Glad thus artist puts out a lot of it.
>>551951293Bakushin steals yet another virginity, the queen of cherry popping.
>>551949976I already did my three career runs, my Daily Races, my legend races, and used up my TT points.Now I will be assaulting Chrono Genesis
>>551951090>I wanna paizuri that boyer... you mean you want that boy to paizuri you, right?
>>551951529Dream journey would beat me?
>>551951378
Pokke's smooth umanko
I think Next Frontier is the best song currently in the game.
>>551951561I rolled, lost all my carats, and got nothing at allnot even unrelated 3stars
>>551951869jungle BUSH
Where can I find thr bot? I need to make parents
>>551951470Do you mean me? 680669320329I wasn't sure if you saw my message before that thread archived.
>>551951998Here: https://github.com/Kisegami/Uma-Musume-Auto-Train
>>551951998The Victoria Frontier discord his fork of the bot doesn't doxx you
>Enter test room>Everyone fired an accel of one sort or another>NSM x2>SfV>Angling>Unrestrained>OYL x2>Everyone except my racer>Dead last>Very far dead last
>>551951869FAKE NEWS beyond belief, forest or fuck off
>>551952247turn this into a gif
>>551951998in your skull
>>551952175you retards are gonna get this one nuked next
>>551951998www.umabots.sg
>>551952318:)
>>551951869i personally don't think pokke would care enough to even trim
>>551952175This one is so dog shit compared to sweepy
>>551948448Last CM is truly my final CM win without ever spending anything on this jewish shit game. I already can compete with Silence Suzuka what more a Ug uma
>>551952318good!
>>551952175I'm reporting this to cygay right now
>>551952303>turn this into a worse medium because im too much of a lazy phone nigger i wanna post it to my funny instagramnyo>>551952318thats the idea tranny>>551952428>NOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT AUTO TRAIN FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHTlmao cope cheater
>>551952438You have never met a SS uma in test runs stop crying
>>551952318
We get 60 free pulls on Tama's banner, right?If I get Mummy Creek or Rice I'm going to kill myself.
>he bots
>>551951640there was a second suzuka (without groundwork, only focus and early lead) and she got brocked hard so if you were wondering yes, you need all of this shit
>>551952438jesus christ this grammar, i thought brownposting was just a joke?
>>551952557>he rapes
>>551952512G-Gold City...
>>551952175This one doesn't work on my monitor so I don't use it.
>>55195255160 aint enough on accelerated schedule we need 100+ free pulls
>>551952318Wasn't that the plan?
>>551952608>groundwork>2 greenswhat else? are you wit gambling on taking the lead? I guess if it doesn't activate you lose either way...
>>551952643you have to change the emulator resolution if you were using the res from the other bot
>>551952165Yes! I did see it and save it but the whole thread got nuked so I couldn’t quote the post.>>551951608A cozy life with a cozy wife!
>>551952797Imagine fluffy winter Gentidonna.
>>551952785I don't use an emulator...
>>551952512is this my birthday present?
this is so excessively descriptive that it's actually impossible to interpret it as anything other than sex
>>551952175>>551952318
>>551952608I only need to make a couple more runs and I'll have enough sashes to Pot5 her and make a better one. Most of the time she doesn't get brocked but she has won some rooms against weaker players.
STOP USING AUTO TRAIN NIGGAS PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>>551952651Tamamo is only a slight upgrade to Gold Ship so if you're a metafag it's ok to not get her. If she's your waifu you should be going all in regardless of how many free pulls you're getting
>>551952773taking the lead + concentration + groundwork setup
>>551952882>letting steam anti-cheat directly witness your incredibly repetitive botlike behaviorhope you didnt spend any money on this account bwo
>>551951470I really like how this person draws her
>>551952882well it doesnt work with steam
>>551952608>takes 0 meme early accels>lags behind youre uma>doesn't get spot struggled>overtakes midgame with all the midleg skills I can afford by not taking dogshit like CONCENTRATION>winlol
>bots require emulator (no anti-cheat)>use fucking OCR instead of memory readingEnjoy your AI slop umas retards
>>551952903Did they ever email actually back?I reported obvious botters back then by did nothing after several months
>>551952903what's more important to cyjews, enforcing their ToS and fair play, or sucking up the money from the whales that use bots?
are any bots from JP? I'll only use one if it's been proven to not lead to bans
>>551952997I just said that it didn't work?>>551953004Guess I'm not using it then.
>>551952512need gold city pronebone
>>551953032>get brocked by Marus because they have higher wit and more midrace skills than youlmao
>>551953120>question markDid you say it or didn't you?
I WILL NOT PLAY THE "GAME"
>>551953037BASED Sweep dabbing on browns
>>551953206Ok then why are you here
>>551952903lmao the other bot got nuked by github, not cygames
>>551952997It's not steam anti-cheat and it only prevents you from reading the game's memory in naive ways. Post processing AI shit will still work.
>>551953193Kill yourself.
>>551953206you just lost it though
>seiun sky story>she to race against the best generation>race arrives>none of them win>the fucking mambo horse gets 1st
>all instances of every sweepbot get nuked >all the current botters keep their advantage with no repercussionsyou niggas aren't playing the long game....
>>551953304>ummm... i didn't say that tho?>KYSWhy do you talk like a woman?
>>551952997It's not Steam Anti-Cheat. Valve can't make an Anti-Cheat worth shit anyway
>>551953349THE GOAT
>>551952973making parents is bullshit tho
>>551953407Why do you talk like a faggot?
>>551953401and when an update to the game comes out?
>he didn't get Pump on a front runnerNGMI
>>551953453simply don't
>>551953479a new bot will rise
>>551952994Not him but I'm no metafag, just taking whatever I can get from free pulls as I am saving for oshis down the line. But it'd fucking suck to get either of those 3 3*s for umas I really don't like.
if i chargeback my purchases on steam will cygames ban my account or only steam?
>>551953349total mambo victory. As always.
>>551953479An autist always finds a way
but that one has dox too bwo
>>551953349Reminder that Mambo is Akikawa child and got in Tracen through nepotism
>>551953564yes
>>551953564both
Is this bot also a trojan?
>>551953516my tyrant can't be this cute
>>551953564I believe Steam comes after you but they will also tell Cygames. You probably shouldn't charge back even without a ban because it nukes your (((credit score)))
>>551953556https://gitgud.io/notoofmatoesSneak 100
almond eye when walnut nose enters the gate
>>551953647Who had sex with Akikawa? She has a small body with no curves.
>>551952641>>551952893>>551953137Had to post it I love those naked shadow pics
>>551953497>were doing Pump on Fronts nowClown CM
>>551953165>Gold Ship gets bored>starts pushing you around just because she canhot
>>551953000Me too. The style is very distinct but also pleasant
i am reporting every single one of these btw
>>551953474Because I'm flirting with you. Insecure /uma/ twinks are my primary prey. See you in the club discord, newcutie.
>>551953647Impossible, the director is a (very cute) human. She couldn't have had an uma child
>>551953794>Empty profile Nice one genius
>>551953919I already downloaded it, you cant get it off my computer
>>551953942>twinksThe average BMI in this general is 35, coincidentally the average age.
>>551953545then how will I win CMs without good parents?
Why does Mayano say ay papi?
>>551953942Hope you get lost and stay in your little discord group, little bro.
>>551954053im 28 and my bmi is 26
>>551953890>pic implies she was crushing small animals accidentally like that one retard from the book you had to read in middle schoolkek
>>551953497>>551953860last practice room i was in was won by a seuin who activated SFV, it really is clown CM
>>551954095what the fuck man
>>551952512>outline of umanko lips barely visibleHOLLYYY SHIIITTT
where tama umanko
I WANT TO GO TO COMIKET
You keep complaining about the state of the CM, but you're not embracing the solution.
>>551952512
>>551952973>Paypigs are risking their accounts to give everyone access to good uma parents since game has massive rng bullshit Why does /uma/ have crab mentality and keeping a brother down? Yall retarded.
>>551954231Barely?!You need glasses dude.
>>551954031OUT OUT OUT clanker, I cast data corruptus on your hard drive!
>>551954053Is it over for me
>>551954290she'll never fire her murmur off on this track
>>551954098>literally calling me otoutoDamn I was joking about the flirting you don't have to get so horny about it anon...
>>551954290The only way this works is if 2 people bring Nature Creek and Maya
>>551952903what is this form?I've used both the contact us and the feedback and neither look like that
>>551954381Have you considered becoming a racehorse jockey?
>>551954310I HATE CURREN
>>551954264koko
>>551953919Rice HERO would do this
>>551954285Then go
>>551954381jesus christ anon my bench warmup weighs more than you
>>551954383>>551954473>t. stamletsDon't believe their lies. Don't let them get away with greeding.
>>551953271it was probably the spyware more than anything
>>551954528UMA BUTTHOLES SNIFFFFFFFFF
>>551953271why did github remove it?
>>551954053>lost 8kg in the last couple of months>still overweightIt's over...
>>551954352Hear me out; I need sweep tosho next to her and both going YADA
>>55195438147.6kg as 180cm???bro, go to mcdonalds, wtf
CM test my B Finals Uma51001921
>>551954582Bro my Suzuka can tank a Nature Murmur just fine and ASE will never reach her, get 2 or get lost
>>551954645That's 87kg of pure muscle right, anon?
>>551954381You wouldn't survive an uma attack.Eat some burgers, man.
>first try
>>551954381>>551954651He is probably thin boned
>>551954646How'd you knowI fucking love ZnT and it's why I'm pulling for Sweep
>>551954764She's so sad..
>>5519546911 more
>>551954310I HATE CURREN but fuck she's sexy
My first and only S is king halo, which feels very clean somehow.
imagine a saudi prince downloads the bot with malware and gets all his crypto stolen...
>>551954778150cm jap idols weight that much, that's not normal
>>551954764She dosent seem very happy about it
>>551954764>Showtime ModeOH NO NO NO NO
>>551954764Those tickets are so rare nowadays
>>551954913They're too busy playing Dota
>>551954146But SFV is a valid skill for non-Runaways though?
>>551954817>spoilersExtremely based tastes anon. It’s also partially why I am so fond of Sweep. Just need her and Sweep doing something like this and I can die happy. Hell I’ll even print it out and hang it on my wall
>>551954641dev put some shady commands that sent a screenshot of the end career screen of whoever used his bot to him with their IPthis was added in a update without warning so people who auto-updated got doxxed
>>551954720nyomy musculature went to shit after I stopped playing water polo, now I don't have time for exercise
>>551954913They can commission their own custom botsAlso, apparently a sloptuber made a fork of the bot
another cryer has hit the scene...
>>551955060he did warn people before releasing it but it was on 4chan lol
>>551954941>>551954832yes, I'm sure you're amazing judges of character
No way Suzuka wont get her legs broken in half in this room r-right haha...
>>551954310I HATE CURREN-CHANbut I'd pouud her cute little ass
>the same people botting Uma are also the ones hacking perfect IV shiny Pokémon because they're too lazy to breedPathetic, really
>used to be a ripped androgynous twink in my 20s>got so much attention it was unbelievable. Catcalled in public in front of my gfs etc>37 now>vegeta hairline>tired of tracking macros so much so I just leaned into making gains and now I'm thick>nobody looks at me anymore, I'm just another busted uncI miss being a whore bros. Enjoy your youth while it lasts...
>>551954310the idea behind this is sexy but whorren ruins it
>>551955085>>551955085>>551955085
>>551954381my fellow skeletonfag
>>551955173what a great comparison, I also find the skip button abhorrent behavior and have sent several emails to cygames to get it removed but they haven't replied backcan you imagine being so devoid of emotion that you don't read every single event on your careers, that you don't watch all of the animations that took hours to make
>>551954381>>551955279My brothers..
>>551954381Time to be a jockey.
>>551955235What do you mean? It has been trending since a while ago you can find more of it.
>>551956076(Me)Shit I fucked up, not an uma musume
>>551941161That's me. Danchou lets me flatline every month because I send him feet pics.
What's the point of a club cord?
>>551957053So you can groom cute girls (male) in Rice Shower cosplay
>>551956286Yeah but I liked it.
>>551957053It's for danchou to molest you.
How do I fix this dyke? I pulled her to parent farm but I still don't like her after several runs + story. Do I just gaslight myself and headcanon she's normal?
