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This thread will be better
bread
Digitan LOVE
paamaa
I heard the danchou of umasumi is a woman with massive tits
this is the bread
>>552419797
>umaoo is now recruiting tw*tch streamersIt is really over, isn't it...?
>the deck i want to run for seiun sky in the next cm uses 4 ssrs (also riko but she doesn't count for events)Haha, fuck
homophobia is not cool in 2026 and never was
>>552420076source?
is this bread ?
You "people" are the stupidest fucking niggers I have ever had the displeasure of sharing a thread with.
>>552420076d-don't look at /uma/club members..........
why so many threads
>>552420318please understand
You're looking for an /uma/ club. We have an /uma/ club. We are Autis/uma/. We're new. Join us. Our club ID is 231973146.
>>552419909
>>552419908no? I joined the Teams video meeting and asked him nicely
>>552420428my danchou is the coolest...
>>552420076>don't use pickups>can't fill club>fucks 20 anonsOR>salvage what is left for this month>save 20 anons
Oguri Fat
>>552420521
Christmasbros.... I don't feel so good
Next year... next year will be better...
>Zero Decemberween gibsI still can't believe it.
>>552420358>>552420552I saw it
>>552420585>>552420521>>552419909Why are they doing that sign?
>>552420552bwo they took two weeks to find ONE nigga here last month... all the nograsstouchers go to eden...
>>552420547Autis/uma/ members are naturally cool. It comes with the territory.
>>552420552or third option>accept that past glory is gone>lower quota requirementsonly mentally ill neets are doing 60M+ a month especially when aoharu nerfs fan gain
Please help anons, I might have a good Taiki after the disaster last thread. Will one white recovery be enough here? Rainy Days is quite cheap too...
I got a new Filly in training
I'm actually stunned there was no Kris S or even New year gifts. Where's the cheer?
>>552419909>>552420521>>552420585STOP
>>552420831Isn't it 50M now? Should they just remove all quota then? Might as well just disband now.
>>5524208852 year old?
>>552420585
>>552420428I'm falling for the autis/uma/ propagandaIf my club implodes someday I will join you
>>552420910december is in 3 days, the new years is in a month, please understand
>>552419909>>552420521>>552420585that's the rape sign
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
why are there so many cute jobbers?
For Winning Ticket's secret event I need to beat Biwa and Taishin in races, which optional races should I run for that?
>>552421041anon... your gpu
>>552421041>clock>8th favjust end it anon
>>552421026eh?
>>552421041>agnes
>>552421041that's what rape really feels like
>>552420961nyes
>>552421041>Just gotta get through this week
>>552420971
>wanted to try my oshi for this CM>she keeps losing>no longer my oshiwell, back to square one
>>552420957you are not going to find anyone here willing to do 50M a month bro. you will be lucky to find people who are not about to quit
>>552420957It's 40M, which is still too high. No reason for a 40M quota for an A+ club which discourages A+ anons from joining and no reason for an S anon to join a 40M quota club either since it's too low for S. I'd say the club is dead and people there should move rather than try to recruit from outside of /vg/. I guess they could try recruiting on /v/ since there's no clubs going for S there
>>552421394why even do that during sex?
>>552420856no, at 720 stam as a pacer with 1 white recovery you're scheduled to die on the track, and that's without any debuffers
Basashi is looking for 1 more member. Casual club, trade shoes and dont flatline or you'll be kicked.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
>>552421448>50/30 = 1.671.67 million is 3 parent runs bwo
>>552421251sauce?
>>552421468never had casual sex?
>>552421448mambo is taking their place
>>552421603My bro
>>552421394
>>552421576not that casual
>>552421136I won
>people unironically do fan runsYikes. You must really hate the game to do something that doesn't progress your account in any way
>>552417728Yeah, deducted the same. I have almost purely stam sparks on parents, so this could work. Will try with Urara card next time. I was late to notice 601 guts hidden threshold.
I’ve only ever had casual sex. Never made love…
>>552421732mambro...
>>552421654I kinda understand why Ruby ignores her...
Happy Holidays bros, we won
>>552421078No Winning Ticket experts around?
>slackers talking about progresslol
>>552421481Thanks anon. How does she look?
>>552421078They show up in the triple crown classics, don't they?
>>552421732I do fun runs
Titkezo…
>>552421927one debuffer and shes dead
>>552421605gonna save this to shitpost you guys when you fall out of A+ later
>>552419909>>552420521>>552420585>>552420971>this silly gesture manages to upset entire nationshilariously insecure
>>552421464>40MLOL This is a huge copeEither they think they can be carried to S with 40M or they switch and bait them when they join.
>>552421956I'm at Senior late May atm, lost the Kikuka Sho
>>552421448meanwhile, the mambo four knights:
>>552421732If you lose CM that means 100% of your runs didn't progress your account in any way
>>552422040It's specifically for killing GOOKS
>>552421078It'll always happen as long as you don't completely job. Not worth doing extra runs just for the 7+.
>>552421927will get raped in extremely front heavy lobbies but besides that she's pretty good
>>552420971>SPh from AkebonoSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>>552420521>>552419909>SPH from Machitan and Almond EyeHot.>>552420585>SPH from KitaEh.
>>552421464There are clubs going comfortably for A+ with 25-30M quotas.I sincerely hope they recover, memes aside I think it is sad to see clubs imploding like that, but it's almost unsalvageable by now. Two months ago there were talks about merging the two top clubs because of insufficient members, so now there is no reason for their existence as a S club anymore.
>>552422027>going to shitpost about mambonoooo... please don't... nobody does that about us
Ywn an Ai Chan gf
>>552422040not funny
>>552421927She's fine
>>552422173Figured as much
imagine
>>552419252>four double circles, one single circle
>>552422040My cock is huge to Tamamo
>>552422176She jobbed 1 career goal in Classic, which 2nd half Senior can I run to make up for it?
>>552422225I mean, those types of eyes aren’t normal
>summit event on the very last turn possible>fails to activateI'm depressed, bros... she could've been the chosen one...
>>552422225I like ai and all but she would be absolutely fucking exhausting to deal with if you had to be with her long term
>heavy on every single goal race
>>552421732>progress your accountThis is not some fucking MMO. This is a gacha game. I am here to watch cute girls sing and dance around and race and be happy when they win and see their boobs bounce and be indoctrinated into horse racing and its history
do I even care...
>>552421732gr8 b8
>>552422370why do you think that?
>>552422329Simply get it on your next career.
I can't fucking do this man, I never inherit groundwork not even with 7 stars
>>552422424based
>>552422492shes a woman
it was a coordinated assassination from umaclub, but I can't prove it...
>>552422363i still have no clue how to get stats that high and I have a ton of MLB srs + Kita.
>>552422165losing even 1 CM is an instant brick, why play beyond thatall your parent runs right now will be invalidated when MANT drops
>>552422510My last borrow of the day and essentially my last chance to make a last minute ace for the CM bwo
>>552422562I have the uma files
>>552422614>last minute tickezo ace
>deleted the game months ago >lost my recovery stuffIs it even worth it to reroll and hop back in?
>talking about club ranks>talking about fan quotasyou fuckers bot, shut the fuck up
>>552422516>7 starsBwo...
>Basashi applications fullNo...
>>552422424>to watch cute girls sing and dance>picks a fan meta uma to do a fan run so maybe danchou will notice youkekmao
>>552419797sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>552422614Fuck, it's over.. I only got the 4-6 wins bonus
>>552422692just buy an MLB kitasan account for like 4 USD and it will be as if you missed nothing
>>552421732Fan runs are just glorified spark farming, you'll get shit ton of white sparks for grandparents
>>552421141The game schedule remember? The christmas events start in January.
>>552422692You missed the last Kita banner, which would have been the best reroll spot. You can reroll during Fuku or Tachyon I guess, or pray they fast track the deck rental system.
>>552422614Assuming you're in the 1-3 range, wasting a turn racing isn't worth it for the +10 power. If you're already at 6 races, I'd look up Hayahide's and Taishin's IRL careers to guess where they probably show up in game. Ganbare
>>552422692Bwo you just missed Kitasan rerun. Comeback 6 months later on Tachyon's banner.
>>552422690I'm counting on SOVL luck
>>552422857I mean actually a solid idea. My Kita was only 2 mlb anyway
>>552422796man the Trainer is so lucky
>>552422690NTA but you guys laughed at me last CM yet Tickezo got me plat.
>>552422027Oh no... I dont know if I can handle that pressure and attention...
>>552422068They obviously aren't going for S this month bwo>>5524222182 S rank clubs is fine desu, their problem was that the Danchou clearly didn't care about this game for months, that's why they kept losing players. With the new Danchou they might recover but the club reputation is already a bit bad so I dunno
Wait, what the FUCK? When did we get carats for normal-ass races? This wasn’t even a mission, it just gave them to me instantly after the race
>>552423149based and canon
>Spark farming>wit sparks AGAINI'm tired boss
>>552423149How did he get away with it?
>>552422692It's never too late to start.>rerollingThe next decent reroll opportunity happens at the end of the month
>>552422303The game would have been better that way.
>>552423190It is random. It costs 10 'rats to do a run so you usually get 10 at some point. Great when MANT comes along.
>>552423190Dude...
>>552423149oguri cuck (as in quean)
>>552423151Must be some strong loyalty if only the strongest hitter/botter left and the rest stayed.
>>552423190mambobro... if you don't flatline you'll see it pretty often. Ever heard the saying "fan runs pay for themselves"?
>>552419909>>552420521>>552420585>>552420971does the korean version still have the pinch gesture or did they remove it?
>>552423190It's very rare
>>552422779I use my 神推し
>>552423293is that my goat(horse) Haru Urara?
>>552423148Raping FukuRaping Fukuposters
>>552422948Thanks, Tickezobwo. This is it, let's see how she'll do
What I'm getting from this discussion is that you nerds are jealous of successful clubs.
>>552423151>the club reputation is already a bit badIt's extremely bad by now. The biweekly penis inspection unironically killed it
any of the starter umas makes for a good groundwork parent? No I dont have seiun sky
>not a single Eishin seen in CM since forevercome on anons. she's usable here
What happens here
>>552423604I think the club being filled with anons is a lie. Otherwise they've been awfully quiet.
>>552422409that's just a small power debuff
>>552423607Daiwa usually has a decent affinity score with everyone and can run miles, mediums, and longs so probably her.
>>552423736cloverclub sometimes recruitsnever heard about the others they're probably abandoned
it's on > prof on late surgers right?by doing so i can forgo corner adept entirely and grab both double circles medium corners and late surger cornersor i can do it the other way and forgo ramp up entirely and go triple corner skills
>>552423149Uhhhh oguribros?
>>552423736be more specific
I forgot to do my last Scorpio run last night bwos...
>>552423725hey man, she's trying her best
Why are fillies so sexy?
>>552423952
>>552423952Day 1 hasn't ended, you still have time.
>>552423905For this CM? Definitely. Prof usually procs at the start where it isn't that useful. You need that mid race boost to keep up with everyone.
>>552423834thank you, I will use her then, now how do I go about it tho? I have never made parents and done well but I really like fronts and I have reached my limit on the groundwork fuckery.Do I just slot the smart falcon power card, borrow someone's uma with 3* groundwork and run as many G1 as I can?
>>552424046Oh shit you're right
>>552424002Don't post stuff like this.
>>552423725There were several twinkle monthies posted yesterday with her saggy flashes flashing everyone.
>three dogshit runs>three losses against Riko>six 15* Medium didn't proc episodes>randomly jobbing and placing second
>>552423725I have no clue what deck to use for her. 3 spd + Riko + wit card + stam / power??
>>552424002Do post stuff like this.
fellow autis/uma/niacs, do we have to help danchou fill up the club?
Does anyone have a Maruzensky with good WR this CM? Mine never wins, it's always either Suzuka or Taiki
>>552424095b-b-but having 3 corner skills mean THREE chances to proc on the final corner for le speed carry over!!!
>>552423952Is that real?
>>552424228>get fast learner>get good stats and rainbows throughout run>Medium S never sparks
>>552424107Pretty much yeah, other skills that are universally good on fronts are playtimes over, ramp up, tail held high, front runner straights/corners, etc. You can get PTO/THH/Ramp from a single MLB Yaeno Muteki. I also recommend taking a card that can give you swinging maestro to make your Tenno Sho Spring and Kikuka Sho wins more consistent as well.
>>552424272Duh? Don't you know people who work at start ups actually work 60-70 hours a week?
>>552424283Is 40% a good WR?
>>552424283I saw some anon with 50% wr maru 45% suzuka 5% rudolf from yesterday, if you're into that
>>552424408alright thanks a lot anon, let the grind begin then, I fucking hate groundwork
>>552422608saudibro...
>>552424368wait a minute...
>>552424283My SMaru has a 60% wr and OG Maru has 20% so far
>>552424310
>>552423905>buy it's on >queue into a 8 front lobby>it's off...
>>552424368Jungle's Pocket filled with seed...
new captcha sucks ass
>>552422796>those panty linesthe only gripe i have with this image is that tazuna definitely wears pantyhose.
>>552424336Sweep you dumbass. She'll just never proc any of them at that point. Maybe if you ever showed up to train you'd be able to figure this out on your own.
>>552424283my maru is sitting at 65% right now
It's lonely here at the top...
>>552424707>it's a retarded posterof course
>>552424803What's your average score
You will roll for her, right?
>>552424803Doxxed...
>>552424930look again bwo...
>>552424283i dont use maru but she consistently buttmogs my suzuka in every race they have together and then smugly sits on my face at the end, im fucking tired of it
Alone again on a Friday night? pft
>>552424803Is this why the top players have absurd score? Easy 1st 2nd 3rd on all 5 matches.
Is bottom EVER worth it? Keep in mind, this is a Super Creek event, so she already has Corner Recovery unlocked
>>552424002because they are juvenil
>>552425057yep
>>552425117Think about what a guaranteed Swinging Maestro discount does for you anon
>>552425117If you value 2 skill points over 10 guts, yes.
>>552424639where is the fuckin trainers' union?
>>552423293I decided to get back in now. I want my wife Fine Motion
>>552424981Yeah?
>>552425117In every event that gives +15 skill points or a single hint for a skill the uma already has, you should pick the points
>>552424920Yeah.I will also be ejaculating to her
>Got Suzuka with the starting selector ticket>Got Oguri, Taiki, Rudolf, mACKqueen, Taishin and every single 2* uma entirely through free pulls on the early banners>Got Dober in 7 pulls (And I mean 7 individual pulls, not 70)My Uma star levels are so unfathomably ass because I've yet to seriously pull on even a single Uma banner in 5 monthsI was supposed to finally level up all my uma stars on the way to Dober but through an act of divine will she showed up basically instantlyI can't build ANY of the goddamn staple parents because all my shit other than the mentioned umas is 1 or 2 starsI am unironically suffering from successHelp me TamamoHelp me by not showing up within 10 pulls...
Well, 1 run for each Ace and finished 4-5-4-1. Honestly better than expected, and gives me time to roll for better Aces in the following days. TICKEZO BWOS WW@
>>552424694run 3 lates, they proc it's on on eachother
>>552407082Done.First time seeing flipped jiggies.
>>552425258slutty raisu...
>>552425289why are pedophiles always so good at this game?
Thoughts?
Gentlemen.
>>552425057no, because score is based off of the opponent team's rating
>>552425476Not enough tummy
why does this thing keep telling me to take recoveries with 825 stam, do I really need more or is it retarded?
>>552425473What makes you think he's a pedophile?
will (you) be pulling on the Happy Holidays banner?
>>552414269flippable + rotating...
>>552425569You have to be trolling
>>552420660The year just started....
>>552425476whore, slut
>>552425613When is it?
>>552425569bait or retard?
>>5524255984chan userharu pfp
I'm realizing I'm a complete jobberI genuinely can't cap speed no matter how many runs I do, I can't get good stamina or power, my aces aren't CM level, I job to TT umas...I wanna stop playing this game
>>552424448>>552424597>>552424774could you show me her stats and skills? i must be doing something wrong, she either just sits behind suzuka the entire race or gets overtaken by a pace chaser on the last spurt
>>552422040I mean, there’s no way to look confident about having a small dick. You can’t own it and make it look cool, like you can with balding; it’s the single most objectively detrimental trait a male could have. No amount of bravado or smug passive-aggression will save you from the fact that a small-dicked male is a failed male, and that the only way to cope with it is to either do everything in your power to deny it, or kill yourself.
>>552425637>>552425705NTA but wtf? Is 866 stam not enough?
>>552420005Chat, is this true
>>552425613>chance to get b*wa instead of oguri I'll wait for the ticket
>>552425473>why are [higher IQ people] always so good at [activity]?
>>552425775You talk too much like a faggot bro...
>>552425613>ramadan rougespectacular bait
>>552425613>lolicons can shut down an entire event because of a single normalfag they don't like>we can't deal against a single localtranny
>>552425637>>552425705I havent used this before so unless it sucks think im just a retard explain bros
>>552425735>haru pfpeveryone loves haru urara tho
>>552425803UmaGrok says nyes
>>552425882>>552425789
>>552425892
>>552425880>we can't deal against a single localtrannytell everyone not to roll, maybe they will notice
How will they adapt this?
>it's a "not single pink inspiration spark seen on all 3 borrows" episodeShiraoki help me, this is unironically the worst part about this game
Day 3 of being unable to get it upit's not looking good bwos
>>552425613i want Xiwa to step on my face in her stuffy pantyhose
>>552425613atleast the somali aren't angry
>>552425998>Happi Holi D
>>552425920I mean I always take one blue but I guess its neat it thinks of that ty sensei
would you rather med + style corner double circlesormed + style corner AND straights single circles?i have 600 wit
>>552425998merry kris s is only on pakatube which is never officially translated
>>552425751Sure. She's nothing particularly special and in fact her skills are pretty sub-optimal. Just make sure to have decent power and wit, mid race skills, and sfv
>>552426157more skills always better
>>552425824don't say that....
>>552425998sorry but localizers can't translate things that are not written so videos are out of the question
>>552426289I don't want to see her cry please delete this
Nyo...
What's wrong with happy holidays?
>>552425283Your wife is a tranny
>>552425476Can't wait to roll her and spam poke her tummy
>>552425613I can't even if I want to
>>552426416Fat ugly nasty cow
>>552426431Nothing, its just that people have a grudge towards translators as a whole
7 and everyone has to do a Fuku run!
>>552425412Tamamo RAPE
>>552426462i love my tranny wife
>>552387302bwo like 95% of this is random career faces
>>552426431Because the characters vocalize “Merry Christmas” out loud. If they cut the voice line, no one would’ve even noticed the change.
>>552426416made for breeding
>>552425824>fat tits>fluffywhat's not to like?
>>552426527credit card bwo
>>552426416Healthy beautiful lovely cow
>>552426157double corners is double the price for less than half the performance (100sp for 0.15m/s -> 110 for 0.10m/s) single is 25% more sp efficient than doublealso, the straights in both CM7 and CM8 are good places to proc velocity skills
>>552426289
>>552426431In general, it wouldn't be but there's a disparity between the voice lines saying Merry Christmas and the text saying Happy Holidays
I don't know if this info is useful for any of you but DO NOT eat mandarin oranges right after a protein shake
>>552426692granny glasses
>>552426674That's literally what reaction image screenshots are
>>552426803
Luckier than rolling an SSR
how come hanshin always gets the junior fillies
Not taking that bait
>>552426532you cant just keep spamming until you hit a 7
>>552425824when is that ticket anyway?
>>552426972month or two after
>>552426803Tell us why...
>>552426840
7 and something terrible will happen on 1/7
>>552427018Big Tickets…
>>552426803>don't lewd the honse>gives us the "thanks for knocking me up trainer" motion
>company is literally called Cyjews>they hate Christmas and our lord and saviour Jesus Christim nyoticing
Sprint CM lobby 58007492I've been testing guts build on Akebono, first speed capped one. Help me test her.
>>552427046a little bit small
>>552427059
>>552425824>chanceYou're supposed to have 200 pulls when pulling at any time
>>552426803I don't want lead so I don't do shakes
>>552426431what's wrong with merry christmas?
She better smother me with her kisekis after this
>>552426803w-why?
>>552426274>>552426708thank youupgrade daaaa!
>>552427119that's not what literally means
>>552427018the only good one
What is the shoe etiquette in clubs? Anything but sprint/dirt?
>>552425892>pretending to be retardedIt might work in a courtroom, but it doesn't work in real life.
>>552427119>The main game info site is literally called Game Torahuh oh
>>552425613NoHope I'll get Biwa on some other banner
>>552427008Brother it's a fountain
>>552427046don't worry Scarlet is not for you
>>552427226just do the same ones as othersnothing else matters
>>552427287it's for me
>>552427226you always put dirt and enjoy the melty from loginlets
so if I want to get a Long Dober parent I have to get lucky during inspiration to get aptitude from B to A+ and THEN I also have to get lucky for the game to randomly choose the correct pink at the end of the run?
>>552427018ura faggit? is that the next event after ura finale?
>>552427197gwo... the first digitan has 41 more speed...
>no pornGreat start to 2026
Imagine how funny Taishin would look pregnant haha
>>552427226request whichever you have the least of, that's what it's for
>>552427343exactly Aoi, now wear it
>>552427243no, anon, tell me why does choosing haru urara, an uma liked by most, makes someone a pedophile?
>>552427376correct I just settled with turf/long/long
>>552427126/v/ermin...
Didn't know the other thread was dead so I'll ask again I'm desperatePlease tell me she can be built without Wit Nature card she's so cute I want to make her win
>>552427226If you have a high enough fan count, you can do whatever you want. Dirt shoes, sprint shoes, they just let you do it.
DANCHOU WE'RE STILL 29/30DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>552427287scarlet is literally for me
does V. Bourbon get its own banner or share, if so is whoever shares it decent at least?
>>552425892but 4chan users don't look at haru and say "daughter", they look at haru and say "wife"
>>552427253wait a secondwhat the fuck
>>552427506No anons left, soon clubs will shrink
>>552427457/m/ambartian
>>552427469Why would you need wit nature on dober? Do you think OYL is necessary for Scorpio or Saggitarius?
>>552427552you're a 4chan user
>>552427469wit nature will be your best borrow, especially in mant with the race bonus, but on your left is by no means mandatory, especially since it's quite track dependent
>>552427181I don't want to go down this road but any plant based food products will contain some lead
>>552427412a non-pornographic image of Agnes Tachyon
>>552427197Where is Dober unique?
>>552427514I was talking about the swimsuit...
>>552427504>teio when she learns her fans are hippo sized
>>552427181retard
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
>>552427552false they are all my daughters bc I am mentally stable
>>552427552Daughterwife.
>>552427640Would you please go down that road?
>>552427469She’s the hottest Mejiro. You’re lying if you say otherwise.
>>552427607>>552427639Is her own+Ryan's accel enough for her?
>>552427668She's smearing her scent all over him!
>>552424920Sex with FiMoSex with FiMoposters
>>552427668>marked
>>552427412>he can post but doesn't>>552427537Shared with a clone of rudolf's kit
>>552427718dont type like an esl then
>>552427819No. Throw SFV on the mix
>>552427197>OYLoh nyo nyo nyo nyonyonyoyonyonyoooo
>>552427905Look at that slutI LOVE gyaru umas
>>552427469On your left is bad skill so yes. Her problem is her built in skills arent good unless she runs in Kyoto
>>552427810Hottest global Mejiro for sure, but she's second hottest at best in a world where Ramonu exists
>>552427504>>552427736
>>552427937I'm sorry master
>>552427905There’s no reason for Dantsu to be as sexy as she is
If Happy Holidays is meant to include Hanukkah, why are there no Jewish Umas?
>>552427998>>552428019How is OYL bad?
>>552424920i will be fellating her pathetic little tranny penis every morning and evening like a good husband should
>>552427504
i knew you didn't have an argument you fucking baiting tourist
whats the next good support cards to save for bros? my sweep is still at 2LB with a gold crystal used on her
>>552428021>tachyon_shock.jpg
>>552428172I’m still bigger than her
>>552427618Which is why i can spot pedos when i look at them
>>552428107its not these guys are just retards, theres literally not a single skill you could mention here that someone wouldn't tell you is bad>oh no no no no no he took swing maestro bwos does he know???
>>552427126The Sprint CM will be interesting. It’s good to see different Umas shine in the meta
>>552427126Okay, didn't expect that. A pace chaser blob launches into the race with Bono being 9th. She duels in final straight and shoots to first place. This guts build seems legit and she could be a lot better still, lost unity finals so didn't even get NSM.
>>552427796in short it's not like someone maliciously adds lead to your protein, it's just that plants like onions or cacao tend to absorb metals from water
>>552428251
>>552426965It's only once per thread... (when I'm paying attention to thread)
>>552428019No wonder she's relegated to be a parent exclusively but assuming I have good parent Ryan and get a busted Taiki/Maru friend with good whites maybe she can work?
>>552427819other late surgers get by on just the inherited versions, so yes
>>552427226anything but dirt, unless you're getting drained
>>552425880https://support.umamusume.com/feedback/Surely asking for an objective translation of メリークリスマス isn't too much.
Why are people doing sprint CM lobbies I thought the next CM was the arima kinen...
AAA>>552427709aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552428339>onionsfucking hell this retarded autocorrect is still in place?
>>552428498It's fun
>>552428454She cute
>>552428498>he doesn't know
>>552419830Late reply but I ran this with 8 stam 8 power sparks. You do want to burst on stamina, and I usually buy a white recovery and/or stam green to shore up the stam.
>>552428497Still looks like jizz on her head.
>>552428229Wit nature rerun + Fuku at the end of the month. After that Fine Motion rerun in march (?) and then looong after that Maru and Hello/Tachyon in June.
>>552428498nobody likes L*ng cms
>>552425880>Korean/US fans (blue archive) see local trannies pull garbage with translations, while censoring the game>They riot en masse and get things changed>CyJews is steadfast against any bitching, ignoring it
>>552428498Everyone's already finished doing aces for sagittarius bwokeep up
>>552428616i dont knowplease inform me
>>552428498Because it's literally the same shit as previous long CM, same track layout and even mostly the same greens apply. Just a bit shorter. I will recycle my Goldshi and she'll carry me again.
>>552421654need zoomer pussy
>>552428551baka desu senpai
What if we're out of Unity and no one has free access to NSM anymore? Will umas who innately have it just be more valuable than ones who don't?
>>552427226People who actually play the game don't care about what type of shoe you want.
>>552428498just reuse libra aces
Trying to decide what future support banners to pull for.Matikane or NTR for MANT? Or both?
>>552428107Because it's activation time is random and most of the time it activates where it does nothing
>>552428731Yeppers.
I would unironically delete Biwa from my account if I could
>>552428760what if i lost libra
>>552428818Sudden need for mirage rudolphs in Red Alert 2
>>552428818
Are we not horny for El anymore?
>>552428887This but with speshit
>>552428731What do you mean “out of unity”? I thought it was a permanent game mode? They’re not just gonna brick the Riko SSR like that
it isnt worth pulling for C. orguri with biwa sharing the banner right? just wait for the ticket in march?
>>552428708Spurting on Chrono's ass
1 pm utc are the comfiest hours
>>552428949>wedo whatever you want with your autistic latinx little dog
>>552428818fuku is a roaming high roll card but viable for a year or soNTR is for MANT only but more consistentpersonally if get at least 2 on free pulls i will splurgeor you can borrow them and pull on finemo banner instead or something
>>552428907Well it's less stamina needed so it's easier to build aces for. But I know I won't get another turf S/long S Goldshi without countless runs. So I can't be bothered.
>>552428939I adore the Winter Festivity Tree rudolf outfit
>>552428983You're not gonna train aces in Unity when newer scenarios that give better stats are out
>>552402150Hmm I was able to dig it up from the archives on my own
>>552429081
>>552428887this but whoren
>burning out so i take this CM easy>1-4>4-1>1-4>4-1it's day one and i'm fucking cooked, bros.
>>552429057That was very mean
>>552428406Yes, if she get her + Ryan into Taiki unique off she'll win. Getting her into 6-5-4 position on the final corner is your job. Maruzensky unique is worse I think this time as its ony for position 6
>>552424272There’ll be more activity later in the day for CM. Probably.
>>552428993If you don't have another target and are willing to lose all CMs until so, then yes
>>552428731>out of unitybut you can always just choose to do unity cup if you want, its not like they delete it
>>552429103https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39113299 is the source fwiw
I hate 67% of you.
>>552427226Almost noone bothers anymore and requests sprints as they are default choice
lets get it autist bwos
>>552429546>42% left overis this a mean tranny joke, are you saying you like trannies
I hate 100% of you.
I hate 13% of you.
This stupid bitch has spooked me with her event like 20% of my Pace Chaser Parent runs but she never spooks me on my Front Ace/Parent runs.Fuck you whore.
>>552429546SIX. SEVEN?67
>>552429618>trannyshit out of fucking nowhere
>>552428818Mayano Top Gun looks like the best(second best) speed card until Tachyon.
>>552429628What did Special Week mean by that?
>>552429631She’s so fake
>>552429835this is my danchou
>>552429628I hate this picture
>>552429618>67%>42% left over
>>552429253I guess getting her to 6th on the final corner can be achieved with good speed skills and of course luck stats?
Uma&Co is looking for one to join! We have the best and cutest trainers! 20m-25m monthly quota leave id if interested!
>>552429706are you guys still pretending to be confused about this? it's literally a joke for kindergarteners. 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. can we please stop.
>>552429898oyakodon
This is horseshit
No, thank you.
>>552429831*breaks your ribs*try saying that again with a punctured lung
Have you guys started buying hint level upgrades yet? With this month we finally have enough books to take a single white skill to level 3
>>552429912He's brain is literally rotten, don't even bother
>>552423725Mine is kind of jobbing but she has come in clutch a few times. Too little midrace probably, nothing useful dropped so I have 4 accels lol...She's in top 2 50% at least.
>>552429752Did you know that despite making up only 13% of the population, chestnuts are responsible for over 50% of injury-causing incidents on the track?>Source: 2021 official URA statistics, the last year they published data divided by coat color before they started hiding it
I got all the silk hat rewards... I can enjoy the game again.
>>552430092>He's brain
did i fucking miss one? am i bricked?
>>552430083yeppers
>>552430230nyes
>>552430083What is the best use for them? Parent umas?
>>552429546>>552429706
>>552430074just pick middle, for the love of God...
>>552430251now that's a proper mare
man this thread is especially dumb today
>>552430263love these stupid creatures
>>552430275They take forever to gather so I'd use them on a favourite uma you know you will keep using.
>>552430230holy fucking brick
>>552430373autis/uma/ members haven't logged on yet
>NTR Brian
>>552430251This is my slut
>>552429938do NOT join Uma&Co. they trade nothing but dirt shoes, spam that stupid fucking urara emote, and perform bi-weekly penis inspections.AVOID.
>>552430483abduction uma
>>552430343now that's a proper cow
>>552430523>bi weeklyMy danchou does them daily…
>>552420428My fuarking danchoubu…
>>552429938mambo is literally a higher rank than you
>christmas, bad>hating niggers, gooduhhhhh cybased!?!?sorry for the doxx nate bro
>>552430580club?
>>552430427>>552430663That's Bricked.
>>552430272gaslight or what>>552430427
>>552430629mambo is literally botting
>>552430656racism = basedCHRI**IANITY = cringesimple as
>>552430523and danchou is an oinker
>>552423129How is yours doing this CM?
>>552430230No trolling. Can someone reassure me that this is the correct amount of shards we can currently have?
>buruma were outlawed in japan literally decades ago for being pedobait and weird>tracen students are still required to wear them>im required to stare at my trainees while theyre wearing them>im forced to endure watching fat assed umas picking buruma wedgies out of their ass cracks and pulling their buruma back down over their panty lineswhat did Director Akikawa mean by this?
>>552430737You're supposed to have 10 rainbows, they come one-to-one with the golds.
Okay but I really really really really really really really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really love Stego.
>>552430823Yes. The legend races gave 1 rainbow and 2 golds so you should have 1 less rainbow one.
WISH ME LUCK BROS TELL MY WIFE I LOVED HER
>>552430823You probably missed the last shard from the 920k reward from the Halloween event... We''re both bricked.
>>552430823Yes
>>552430823Think about it anon. The legend race event gave a mismatched amount of golds and rainbows. Did another event give a mismatched amount?
>>552430895>jizz head
>>552430895How much is that in metric?
>>552430895I HATE IT!
>>552430230>he didn't get the hidden cane rewardohnononononono
>>552427226you post OHAYO then dirt shoes request
>>552430940>every other team are complete jobbers>a singular team in the mix that just completely fuck you in the ass regardless of how good of a run you havewhat did the cyjews mean by this?
>>552430806I didn't build her this time.
Why would /uma/ lie and make a cute anon nervous?
Oguri Cap is my favorite uma
For me, it's >Oissu and THEN a dirt shoe request
>>552428107Its not bad, but its a bit weak when compared to late surgers other gamble accels despite being equally as expensive and inconsistent for activation.Its debatable on whether or not OYL is worth prioritizing over getting more mid race velocity skills to help you fight for Pump. I think it's valid to argue that the potential value of OYL isnt worth the risk, but its not an unreasonable gamble like Rushing Gale is.Personally, I bought it for my Scorpio Grass, but I wouldn't recommend it for a mile race (because of Feat) or any future race where both Dober and Ryan's uniques are good.However if you get a good hint for Slick Surge, then I'd recommend at least getting that, regardless of the race track.
I say random and stupid excuses before I request dirt on our medium shoes club.
>>552431282such a lewd body
>rapes your pacer team to deathheh nothin personnel
>>552431394AI has gotten good...
I haven't jerked off since last year
Stop being so gross.
whats the min stam needed for runaway suzuka? I keep seeing lobbies where one runaway with 750+1 gold takes the whole race if they stay ahead
>>552431435Not so fast.
>>552430251Whorse
So is the meta for clearing level 5 Fuji hard mode to just intentionally lose to team Zenith so that you dont have to face Cocon and Glasse in the URA Final?
When is the next round of the CM
>>552431449>AI
>>552431590lots of soul.
>>552431578A gold recovery is a lot. It's like 800 minimum but guts/wit also matters.
>>552430251She looks like that losing heroine from the manga where the vicepresident of the school council was married to the president of the school council
>>552431282Me on the right preparing to breed Ardan once she releases
>Decide to do Unity Cup with Gold Ship>220+ speed/stam/power>place 4th on debutAmazing
I've already jerked off 3 times this year
A+ but pretty sure she outperforms my S-rank Libra winner by virtue of better skills and more wit
>>552431435>bra peekSLUT
>>552429929Yes. Also if she's powerlet she might get bullied.
Who's a good sprint parent for the february CM?
I haven't managed to get a real erection once this year.
Well we made it to group A but we're probably not making it much further.
>>552431758>aryan with bondage gear>coffee-skinned tomboywho were cygames targeting with these designs?
what cards for kingu sprint ace?
>>552431815All to kingu?
>>552431504>*grunts* ungh, yeah Raicu, you like this big dick in that bubble butt don’t you? ahhhh… I’m getting close? You want the cum in your ass again? Of course you do you little slut…AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>552431815Not surprised coming from a Kingfag
is this the one bros, do we runaway or not enough stats?
>>552431965anon wouldn't say this
>>552431815not tired/bored enough for that, so all I've only done it once
>>552431694NO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIIIIEEE
Something I discovered this CM is that controlling the pace of the track is doable with your own team and also weirdly important.>run oonige>run a normal front>pacers are now a fucking mile behind your oonige>if theres no normal front your oonige is just in front of the pacers like a normal front would beits like the equivalent of being pace promoted by in reverse...
>>552431815I still do it twice a day (or more) never missing once, is it a problem? It's like I get a login bonus from cooming
>>552431948Who else would you cum to?
>>552431985>level 2 ultbrick.
>>552432025nice ass Rudolf
https://jiggie.fun/7xmCafhttps://jiggie.fun/7xmCaf
>>552432046Yes, team building matters. Solo Suzuka without fronts will never win.
>>552431394MatikaneFATFUCK
Why umas like carrots so much?
>>552432025
>>552430278
>>552431124Bwo.. you still have time to make one!
>>552432213that's not how you eat a carrot curren you stupid retard
>>552432025My Emperor
Severe lack of umanko
>>552432046good for some...
>>552431815Healthy male unlike the beta males that will be judging you.
Jerking off once per day is good for you
>>552432371Can't spell Admire Vegas without AV
>>552432371
>>552432436>he doesn't practice semen retentionbwo your super powers?
Sakura sex
>>552432509Almond Eye is too sexy to do that
>>552432494Stupid dog
>>552432580That tiny horse has a HUGE COCKTama is jelly
>orange box???>CYGENEROU--
>>552431965anon would say this
Curren gives off big virgin energy
Every Day 'Til You Like It, like Teio suggested
>>552432768athletes fuck a lot, I doubt it. There's probably very few virgin umas if any.
>>552432025the emperor runs in commando
Teio gives off “I’ve fucked every trainer in this prefecture and every bordering prefecture” energy
>>552428731You can also use the Yukino Bijin wit card to get NSM if you really want it. But otherwise you just use nimble nav.
>>552432768curren chan is canonically a virgin and awaiting marriage to trainer (me). she simply is a chronic tease and loves the attention.
Cannot get over how big she is.
>>552432535NOT MY KING
We were doing so good without any obscene picture...
>>552433056it's great isn't it
>>552432895Vodka has her entire sleeping schedule disrupted when she sees somebody kiss in a movie. Rice Shower and Urara still play with dolls. These are children. They are all virgins.
>>552433056gorillas tend to be large.
>Go abroad>Learn some faggy european dance >Injure two umas in the processSmartest Symboli
>>552433132>Vodka has her entire sleeping schedule disrupted when she sees somebody kiss in a movie.probably been molested>Rice Shower and Urara still play with dolls. are you unaware of the labubu craze, this means literally nothing.
>3 ace runs to make Fuji>2 ace runs to make King>20+ ace runs to make Kawakami>Kawakami does the worst by farI love Kawakami but I am not good enough for her...
>>552433056she's also very dead
So now that the dust has settled, how did Day 1 of the CM go for you?>2-3>2-3>4-1>3-2 So not great but at least I'm through. And I've had front, pace, and late runners (Suzuka, Shuttle, and Grass Wonder respectively) win so that's kind of interesting. Better than "Golshi wins" from last time.
bwos im beginning to fall in love with shinko windy i want to sniff her so bad she looks so stinky i want to feed her good tasting dirt so she falls in love with me
>>552433319show your fuji mine barely won a race today
>>552432895im a virgin and I once ran in a marathon bro
>>552432371Woah I love road to the top now
>>552433474>has the dedication to train for a marathon>lacks the ability to initiate a conversation with a human femaleperplexing.>teio-posterright.
>>552433458I had terrible skill hints which is why she has two gold recoveries.
Just because a hog likes Teio doesn't mean we should hate Teio.
>>552433636There are a lot of "marathons" that are just anyone enters and if you finish great if you don't nobody cares.
>>552432649>>552433056cannot get over how cute she and her roomie are
>>552433796why do they let a dog race with horses
>>552433796
>>552433912reminder: if you find this positioning of the lower legs and ankle attractive then you're literally a pedo.
>>552434029long and proud history>>552434203SEE!? LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!The cutest room for sure, don't bother arguing with me about this either!
>>552434257This is true. I find it very attractive.
>I shouldn't fight turf queens, I'll be raped>pick middle>????
>>552434257>you're not allowed to like pidgeon toed women anymore ok retard-kun
>>552434309
>>552434295inu musume WHEN?
>gentildonut and pedo anon always appear at the same timei'm noticing........
>>552433124I love AI so much bros. Disgusting troon uglification of characters can be fixed in seconds
The rice shower/ulala interactions really make them seem childlike. Anyone who wifes those characters kind of grosses me out...
>>552434431The RAPED
>552434547ragebait do not reply
>>552434512>schizo (you) anon and thread quality lowering always appear at the same timeim nooticing......
>>552434547>anon reveals himself to be a low-test betamany such cases.
>>552434463micromanko…
good enough
>>552434570Rice is fine. Haru is daughter though
Good time to queue
>>552433729buhiiiiiiii
>>552434862>Not S, SS or UGnot a piggy
>>552434757The AI image looks just like the umal in the webm you posted tho
>>552434876what is this retard doing
>>552434862F2P, unmaxxed cards. Keep crying, loser.
Bath time with my childhood friend (with the ducks we bought from our hotsprings trip)
>>552434802Yeah Rice Shower is kind of a cartoon elf or something - you can see her as whatever age you want, at the cost of being able to see her as being truly humanlike. (I mean she's a horsegirl not a human but they're basically supposed to be humans with extra features, whereas Rice seems like a magical fairy creature instead.) But Urara is pretty unambiguously young.
>>552434859Based Orange team
>>552433425Underrated uma
My umas are performing much worse compared to past CMs despite finally having my own kita and MLB SRs compared to using strictly welfares when I was saving for the rerun
>>552435014Catching a cold so that her kisses will be wet and sloppy.
>>552435021Anybody smelling bacon? Cause this buhi getting heated
>>552433056Can you get over her being dead?
You should be with your girlfriend during a Friday night.
Is clicking guts more than a few times no longer a brick?
>>552435201>he doesnt have the meta umas
>>552435268ok give me one
>>552435201Better cards only hold a trainer back. From now on only do your big spending when scouting trainees. It is the way
>>552434131Sometimes Falco is really really sexy
>>552435201because everyone has kitasan now, F2P, whales, everyone. The bar was raised across the board. If you just got kitasan you are only keeping pace with where you were if not directly bumped down, everyone's got at least full decks of SRs now.
>>552432371IS THAT
>>552435201>reuse the same team I used last CM>nothing but losses>change the team slightly, such as removing evil nattie>win win win win lose>easy A grouplove not having to grind
>>552434547Imagine planting kisses all along her back and shoulders
>>552435201the floor has risen and your perception of a high-roll needs to shift. if you dumped 30k or even 60k carats into a support banner then your expectations rise. as we all know by now, it's high-roll or bust.
very crappy rainbows but I think this build should work fine for the meme cm
How long till I can roll for Donna?
>>552435268I am
>>552435241
I can't max out the speed of a 20% growth uma like tachyon and oguri with two speed cards
>>552435579click on speed
>>552435579is it 2speed + 1wit/guts or maybe a big roamer? if not then you need to have a nice career to max with strictly 2speed.
>>552435268
>>552435201>despite finally having my own kita and MLB SRs compared to using strictly welfaresYou and everyone elseI said previously that there's going to be an effort cliff after the rerunLibra was every f2p's last best chance to get platAnd it's only going to get harder with timeGod forbid you no longer have enough carats for nondescript winter festivity oguri or some other meta pick going forward
>>552435135I don't even need to hide my boner
anons I need advice, I am running a front and 2 late surgers for the CM.I have noticed though, when there is no other front, mine falls off, its rarer than not but it happens, should I switch one backliner to a (worse) front to keep my front ahead? Or I won't really be making much of a difference?currently they have 30% 15% and 15% w/r...
>>552434862Only the best for my wife.
Kaichō saikō
>>552435695i'm trying, kita won't show up in senior year, what the fuck is her problem>>552435716kita, sweep, and a borrowed fine
Special Week should have H cups
>>552435268>nightit's the afternoon. i still have hours to find a girlfriend.
>>552435157Thanks. I'm happy they all managed to get a win and secure my spot in round 2.
im so ready for the christmahanakwanzika event bwos what are you going to buy with your rainbow crystal? i have a 3lb finemo i'm going to use it on
Scorpio room because I'm bored11229296I have 55% in the real scorpio so about 3rd place A finals level
>>552435268It's too wet and dreary to drive my Camaro
Almond Eye looks like she fucks old men
>>552434919>>552435021>maxxed SSR deck>can't get Swhat a fucking loser lmao
>good stats>less adequate skillsvs>less adequate stats>have the skills neededWhy the fuck are my runs like this
I can't see a single mention of Nakayama Festa yet in this thread. Is it a bug in the 4chan software? It must be.
>>552435268but i live with my wife anon.
>>552436072This is how you get good genetics
>552436089I wondered what your cope reply would be, lmao
>>552436072She'd look so beautiful in a Number2 Doujin featuring her and me
>>552435969Sweet
>we love oinkers nowwhat changed?
>>552436148
>>552436285Everyone got a nice job for 2026
>we
>wuz
>>5524360136/9 bump
>>552436321If I could change da world I'd make it one where Tm Opera O doesn't exist
>>552436285F2Ps who've been playing since the start can now build at least one deck which looks like a whale deck.
>>552431985Wit is way too low, back to the mines
>I wondered what your cope reply would be, lmao
>>552436072>16yo>15yo>14yo>7yo x2
>>552435268My girlfriend is Narita Brian.
>>552432068I like collecting my returner's reward every few days
>>552436285Poorfags killed themselvesNow Oinks and fishies are all that's left until Piggies eat the krillWait for Mant and the transformation will be complete
>>552436482Very cute.
>>552434431It is your destiny to be raped by Umas
>>552402681>those steel balls? toreina's
>Scatterbrained and absent-minded, she doesn't talk much and spaces out time and time again. It's hard to tell what she's thinking most of the time—probably because she isn't thinking of anything at all. Are we sure Aoi is a bad trainer or is Meek just literally retarded
>>552436482
>>552436482Just like big dogs, just as dumb and goofy, but a lot more potentially deadly.
>>552436501dont say that....
>>552436450Ah... h-how am I at 75% WR?
>>552436795Are you describing Oguri Cap?
If you have more than 2 SSR (usually between Kita, Riko and Rice), don't pretend you're not an oinker
>incoming orange sexaw shit
why is /uma/ filled with anons that are refusing to quote reply and instead passive-aggressively adhere to just posting? there was only one of you before and now there are three.
>start run>4 friends + 3 arrows>3 friends + 2 arrows>4 friends + 4 arrows>well restedthis parent run is starting to piss me off
>>552435857does the jockey hold up a finger for each leg of the triple crown
>>552435771There are enough front's it won't really matter. Like how many no front teams are you running into? That is why you run two back-up late's to cover those cases where your front gets screwed by a 1 Suzuka or no front lobby.
>>552436808giant dogs that just wanna run and jump about
>>552436805BANANAAAAA
>>552437036>yes goyim consume product
>>552436912
>>552437036look at the sheer size of that NOGGIN, christ.
>>552437031Dober-sama you cant behave like that in front of the camera. Think of your age...
>>552436947You can choose the gesture the jockey does when you win a race, it should be possible, I mostly just pet the horse
>>552437036Cute
>>552436897what an absolute wood plankMmm!
If you EVER have a SINGLE THOUGHT in your mind that isn't about Ines Fujin, then you are a homosexual pedophile. That's literally what it says in the DSM-5.
>>552436285Teiofag died
>>552435268I'm a degenerate and will be going to a kink party instead.
>>552436912I saw someone else do it and the tantrum the other anon threw was hysterical so I do it now too and it's really, really funny. You do it and then they try to do it back and you know they're sitting there just fucking fuming.
>>552437256How does the towel even stay up?
>>552437324Damn Taiki/Pasa/Akebono sex is gay...
>>552437324the DSM-6 walked this back entirely btw. it isn't even listed as a disorder anymore.
>>552437036>holy shit is that a bana*FGHGSHHHGDHGDHG* >alright gimme
>552436912
Why pigGODS hate to be called out?
>>552434757off-model webm
>>552437324It's the /gsg/ diaspora
I think you should eat your vegetables before baking a new thread
it feels like a timely eru ult is basically guaranteed win
>>552437689>league of legends character
>cards decide to literally disappear during senior yeari get them not showing up in the preferred training but not showing up anywhere its just retarded
>>552437324Like most of these girls are under 18
>>552437513The piggy is immunized against all CMs and scenarios.But call him a buhi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>552437653Reuse and recycle:>>552419828>>552419828>>552419828
mom said it was my turn to bake the next bread
>>552437752I wish I could make fantasy pasa work. I really like her and on paper her kit is busted but I've only gotten lackluster results.
>>552437513Because I already feel ashamed for spending on this game, calling me out just picks at the wound... don't be cruel...
>>552437794>1994avoid thread.i repeat: avoid thread.
>>552437758>DOTA anon
>>552437794kys
>>552437794fuck off
>>552437779These are the words of someone afflicted with disinesia
>>552436013Why are we playing this random pachinko game again?
>>552437794Aren't you forgetting someone?>>552397890>>552397890>>552397890
You can tell the guy that made the other thread or some retard that found it funny has been waiting three hours for this moment
only you can save Teio thread
>>552437990i thought no stopping me was bad
real shit, has the thread number surpassed your birth year, yeah or nay?
>>552438087With this thread yeah
>>552437862she's nothing special 2bh but her and digitan brought me 80% today
>>552437653YOU MOTHER FUCKER I WILL NOT EAT THOSE DAMN VEGETABLES AND SWEEPY WONT EITHER
Fuark
>>552438087Yes if they knew how to keep count
>>552438207Based MaverickGOD
>>552437653
>>552438087nyo
STINKO WINDY!
>>552438358>STINKO WINDYIsn't that just a fart?
do we have a baker ready? one that attended culinary school?
So are we adding a fifth thread or what
>>552433056Cannot get over how flat she is.
I hope we get a Ryan thread.
>>552438436It's not lucky unless there are SEVEN threads. Ideally there would be 777 but that's just impractical
You fucking retardYou absolute mongYou goddamn buffonYou're 900/700/800/400/600 for fuck's sake
I shall make an Orange thread now
>>552436795The consensus is bothBut personally I think Meek is actually on the spectrum
what thread are we actually going to
>>552438574takes one to know one.
>>552438541Zone status?
>>552438474higher power growth than gentildonna btw
>>552438551No make a sweepy thread instead. If you don't I will.
>>552436795she's A aptitude in everything meek is literally goated, Aoi just thinks of trainer cock too much to bother actually training her
>>552438637bro, no one baked yet
i'm going to grab some food from 7-11. if there isn't a new bread by the time i return...
>>552437513Because deep down inside they are ashamed of spending hundreds upon thousands of dollars on gacha, which is why they lash out violently.Weak men who cannot bear the weight of their sins
>>5524388827 and this guy doesn't return from his food run
>>552438898
why can't the mods do their fucking jobs already
>>552438643In most cases yes, but Meek is pretty obviously in her own worldYou'd have to be actually retarded to not notice.
>Try meme deck>Fireballs cooperate>By the time I get to the first race, my Kitasan has double the stats I do
>>552438924its not even deep down. I have enough worthwhile SSRs now that I can build a deck using only SSRs. Looking at that screen puts a pit in my stomach. It's not satisfying to pay to win actually...
>>552439135le haha so random so funny uma xdddd
>>552438898soul
>>552438541Zone'd
>>552439090>FireballsThey're spirits. Hitodama. It's what a "ghost" looks like in japan.
im baking btw
>>552437129I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
ORANGE>>552439264>>552439264>>552439264
>>552439312I'll suck on her toes then
>>552439279>>552439461>>552439461>>552439461
>two orange threads
i step away for a few hours
>>552439327>>552439521
>>552437990>>552437794>>552439327>>552439521holy shit STOP
>>552439327>>552439521...
>>552439327CMON MAN I EVEN SAID I WAS BAKING FUCK OFF
>>552439521>>552437990>>552437794based trannies
>>552438551>>552439691
WAITER WAITER MORE THREADS
Should I still post my sweepy thread?
>>552439891yeah go ahead
>>552439891Surewhy notThe jannies have been mia since new yearsLet's make half the catalogue /uma/
>>552439736YOU TOOK TOO LONG I THOUGHT YOU WERE BAITING
>>552439891yes
>>552438541I wish it was as easy to win in cms while having like 300 less of each pwr stam spd as it is to lose in career. Even with learned skills it happens way too much
