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>>552471330>league of legends character
QUEUE NOW GO GO GO
When xOguri
>552471431>soulless faggot who didn't watch the anime
Fine Motion is really really pretty
Should I link my account to cygays ID?
>Immediately thought of Iowa when I saw OYM>Look her up on the booru>PicrelI'm glad at least once artist saw my vision
you cant imagine how satisfying it is to see late surgers dueling each other and win almost impossible wins against S niggas and frontkeks
Tamamo Flat couldn’t turn any man on
we're so close to 2000 and we gotta do discussion right here and right nowwhich uma(s) are getting the 2k OP
Pollfucker here and for the New Year, lets do something differentScorpio Cup round 1 status?https://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscumhttps://poal.me/avscum
irassha-
I did though Ass Wonder
>>552471663Hmmm...
Join Autis/uma/. It's a good club. A new club. For (You). ID: 231973146
Speedbros... Care to explain?
>>552471753im gonna be honest. whats gonna happen is that 6 autistic bakers, not including myself, are all gonna make the thread stupid early simultaneously, and we'll have an even bigger shitshow of threads than we did earlier today
>>552471894Stats and skills are memes. This is a luck game.
>>552471753
Why is Oguri still at Tracen? She's done racing. Go tend to your crops or something you damn uma.
>>552471431>Defense of the Ancients two anon
>>552471894prepare to pass + all those corner skill activating on the final corner + earliest NSM, rare but it happens
>>552471753Nobody deserves it more than HARIKITTE IKOU!!!!
Pace Maru is looking good desu
>>552471748speak for yourself, you raging homo
>>552472021Spe fat
CM is not fun anymore
This thread will be better
>>552472115Even against 4+ front lobbies?
>>552472131
>>552472131Me, I did this and now I've started a family with Tama.
I've never played assfaggots in my entire life
>>552472131Seeing genuinely mid hentai is almost charming these days
>>552472196That was one I think.
>>552471589You okay bro? You didn't say her name.
>>552471263I qualified for Group A which is why I spent the day fapping like pic-related instead of playing uma
This thread isn't off to a good start.
>>552472131I'm tired of hentai being drawn by virgins, I'm especially tired of these front pussies. Hello my hole is where your balls are, the fuck am I looking at?
>>552471804
>Torena san! Welcome to the rape room! How would you like your rape this evening? We have a special on NTR where Buena pretends to be your heart broken wife who has to watch as I, Daring Tact, force myself on you and don’t stop riding you until you orgasm so I know you enjoy it…
>>552472482anon? that position is perfectly possible, you just need a very long dick which you clearly don't have
>>552472131Tama you cheater
>>552471873danchou, a suggestion. tomorrow post stats+rank when it updates from our batch of members that we got today, and add in how many people we have so far. we seem to be climbing fast given the people we have, and numbers will no doubt entice more people to the club
This just got first place, what the fuck is this game. Umakeks, explain.
>>552472193this bread will be butter
Subbed out my very lovely archer Rudolf for the last round praying for a lobby of plumbers and a team America win. El Condor Caca got 1st, 2nd, then slurped cum for 3 races. Good enough.
>>552472482N A K A Y A M AAKAYAMA
>>552472470>Kawakamifag is a faggot
>>552472589
My retard Qveen!!!
>>552472327Why is there a hot glued Rudolf image?>>552472464What the fuck this >>552472530what the fuck is that?!What’s happening In this thread
>>552472670Love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
>>552472670I just don't think that porn should be posted in here is all.
>>552472482N I I G A T AIIGATA
>>552471753I think it'd be extremely funny if it was ryan haha
>>552472584An excellent suggestion. I will do so. Thank you, friend.
>>552472530Wait I thought NTR meant Narita Top R- WAIT NO NOT MY PANTS
>>552472434based
>>552471643Nice.
>>552472434Which umas would be in Hufflepuff aka best house?
>>552472482>the fuck am I looking at?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_intercourse
>>552472589Gorushi routinely defies explanation
>>552472817Urara
>>552472530I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE TOP ROAD ROOMAIEEEEE SAVE ME RICE VILLAIN
>>552472817Doto is prime Huff and Puff material.
>>552472434
>>552472715I love her
>>552472817hufflepuff is yeppers core
Why are corners better than straights?Is this just Kitasan propaganda because she has Professor of Curvature?If she had Beeline Burst would things be different?
>first day 16/20>second day start by going 1/5
>>552472914
>>552472824Kill men now, what's with this obsession with anal and mouths
>>552472817Someone needs to make a tierlist so we can call him a retard
>>552472927Now cover her in cum
>>552472530hmmmmm I wonder why this shitpost isn't posted in the JP thread...
>>552472530Well I'd like th- wait a second I don't like rape! AIIIEEE BUENA STOP
>>552473023
>>552472914Would Cafe be a Ravenclaw
>>552473015hmmmm, nyo
>>552472637>Team America>Grass Wonder
>>552473113I want to fill the director’s hat with cum and make her wear it
>>552472817NOT rice shower
>>552473015That has nothing to do with anal. Why are you thinking about it?
hehe....
>>552473224Rice Shower would a Hogwarts ghost, like Moaning Myrtle.
>>552472961Because corners can hit late game for carry over while straights can be any straight
Asking about CM8 stuff, do I use Seiun or Scarlet for the slingshot strat?
>Start to feel sick on Tuesday>"Hopefully it's just a cold. But if it gets work I may need to call in sick tomorrow. At least I get to play video games all day">Wednesday Morning>No sleep because sinuses are packed tighter than Oguri Caps stomach after an all you can eat buffet>Voice is so raspy and phlegmy like I was in a DARBEE!!! screaming contest with Winning Ticket. (I lost)>Body aches all over as if I was in Michelle My Baby's preferred spot>No desire to watch TV or play games>Try and do dailies>Can barely bring myself to fail careers just for career competition, win race, dailies>Skip over all races in the CM, don't look at results, just know I made it to A round 2.It's now almost Saturday and I haven't procced a single gold recovery. I wish my waifu, Hishi Akebono was real to serve me a hot bowl of Chanko.
>>552473119Azkaban
>>552473192I want to become the directors trainer
>>552472021>Belno's company She is here to shill her company and to dine on the company credit card
>>552473135Uma dance
>>552472997NOOOOOOO
does anything have teio dancing but then she falls
tei-oink
>>552472817everyone from canopus
>>552473352That would be Tachyon
My gryffindor wife
>>552473541I'll need to have a more thorough look, Daiwa...
>>552473565>cafe after being told tachyon raped her trainer and fucked up her coffee
>>552473016
>Uma is full of HP fagsGrim. Dark even.
>>552472817air shakur (she isnt happy about it)
>>552473565I think you (you)d the wrong anon anon
>There are fat Teiofags ITT
Creek how the FUCK did you get up there???
>>552473269Rice would be in gryff because she's a hero
>>552473628>Falco>RavenclawUm?
>>552473709Implying there are slim teiofags.
>>552473805
>>552473628>Rice Shower >Slytherin Nice meme
>>552473628>Opera O in Slytherin>SpeChud in GriffindorCome on now.
>>552473059shitpost?
>>552473780I still lost this race by the way, Creek gassed out both herself and Suzuka and torpedoed my Oguri.
This is the last thread number smaller than my birth date
Simply be LUCKY
>>552473780she cut lanes again
Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they slot in Suzukas like this. There is so much wrong I don't know where to begin.
>>552473852>Oguri Puff
>>552473912sexo
>>552473874Spechud isn't a gryff but because she's the protag she'll be shoehorned in it anyway
>Harry potter fags>in my threadI thought you guys were all uncs and ojisans? What is this zoomershit?
>>552473912>this is a 17 year old teenage girl in her youth
>>552473982they're hoping free wins off of shitters
>>552464008Had this happen 5 times and only 1 of them had paizuri Pasa in first, I should have saved that one.
>>552473925>I still have 5 threadsHow does it feel to be old?
>>552474016Harry Potter's heyday was over 20 years ago...
Fuji Kiseki is the WORST uma and extremely gay coded. if you like her you ARE GAY
>>552473928BASED
>>552474016harry potter was at its peak popularity 20 years ago bwo... we ARE ojisans....
>>552473982that's clearly from the previous CM just going by the stamina and blue skills.Having a CM every 2 weeks is incredibly retarded and nonviable for most players so they just throw in whatever.
Custom built for 400+ pound men
>>552473628>stuffing every Uma into GryffindorYou at least could throw Groove and Gold City into Slytherin. Hishi and Oguri is Hufflepuff. Suzuka, Bakushin and Maya is Ravenclaw.
>>552473925this thread is my birth year...
>>552474127bad
>>552473628i grew up reading the HP books but once my brain developed... you're a bunch of faggots for having this discussion.
>>552474070oh, I missed podium posting>>552474016my guy I read my first potter book back there were only 3 of them
>>552474140Proud to be a faggot
Bwos...
Think the left Golshi can do better?
>>552473982Still more practical than a Suzie I went against earlier today. >>552450358
>>552474225Bakushin is retarded
>>552473982its medium so more than a few think its like the last med
>>552474379I went 5-3-5-3 yesterday and today I have a 0 wins round. Shit just be that way sometimes.
>>552474140impossible
>>552473628Here's the real tier list
>>552474379why do you think 0-5 is special when 90% of players have that result?
>>552474379Can I turn you into an uma musume using the three goddesses’ power and raping you for doing a bad job?
>>552474379did you have fun
>>552474238If you weren't born in ATLEAST the 80's you don't belong here. This is an Oji-san general.
>>552474379Will you be my friend?
>>552474348>visited by uma god to tell you you're fucked
>>552474241Yeah, I figured that when for the first time doing an all-night gaming got harder to do
>>552474723you want high 90% for spurt rate since you want to start your spurt as soon as the final leg starts
>>552474016Potterfags are in their 30's dacchi
>>552474140Fuji Kiseki is the SEXIEST uma and extremely hetero coded. If you like her you ARE BASED.
>>552474832More like blow my load.
You are not immune to Ryan charm
>deletedwhat the fuck
What just happened
why tho
Um what's with the mass deletions...?
Sexxo Tarumae
flipped jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>posts got mass deletedwoah what
new scenario when
what the
>>552474923I fell for her day 1, she's such a softie I want to hold her hand and play pocky game with her
sea range ban KEK
i think mejiro ryan sucks
COMB THROUGH THE DEBRISMATCH UP THE POSTS AND DOX HIM
>>552474832i didn't think it was possible for an uma to be even more lesbo than mejiro donkey yet here we are...
>>552474973the hat stays
>>552475023finally...
>>552475013>hold her handshe would explode then crush your hand on accidentyes you will need a cast
>>552471589TEIO!
>>552474723I have no clue why my post is deleted>>552474812Im just scared cause I dont know if I overstamina or understaminaI wish everything was set in stone like stamina requirements + guts
>>552475064
>>552475075Oguri can't be this cute.
Disappointing day 2
UH OH CLANKERS ARE UP NEXT
GOOGLE DOCCY
brother got NUKED
>9/20Day 2 was exactly the same as Day 1. I really need to work on my Creek...
>>552475075I actually really like eel so that's a no. I don't trust you to not eat it all
no i will NOT explain my choices
>mfw a dozen deleted posts>>552475196God, IMAGINEmy club would go up a couple hundred ranks
>>552475075You see i could never be a trainer becasue i would never EVER be able to say no to something like thisId fold immediately
>>552475221>mummy creekIn my heart you're already a platinum winnerUnless you're running her solely for debuffs
>>552475023My fellow Americans…
Will there be a holiday tree in the home screen on the non-specified holiday happening on january 5?
>>552475075>you was gunna>do a mouthfuloguri speaks standard japanese
>>552475270I always knew Tachyon has good taste
>>552475270>not doing the jp umas tooi don't care
>>552475305She's a front runnerwho is also doing a bit of debuffing
>>552475151I'd make her sign it with pink gel pen
>>552475270Looks mostly correct to me.
>>552475218show ears and tail plz
>>552475270>digitan>not idol popdumbass
>>552474352Golshitter bros, I am as amused by the seanigs getting banned as you are but I could really use your insight here
The mask comes OFF during intercourse
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552472589I nearly lost my first round by a nose to a golshi with mile S, uncapped speed, 2 gold recoveries and long white skillsMy entire team is S btw
>>552475504i read her as someone who listens to edm as a way to zone out while she writes the next volume
>>552475406Stinky
What do you reckon the average IQ at Tracen to be?
>>552475546>doing careers
>>552472589Cap speed is greatly overrated, you should have learned this back in Gemini Cup
>>552473628Suzuka, Oguri and maybe Special Week to Hufflepuff. Gold City, Air Groove, Eishin Flash to Ravenclaw. Kingu Halo to Gryffindor.
>>552475270newfags thinking Rice is emo will aways be funny
>>552473541+3kg
>>55247565472, maybe 73. 77 if we exclude urara and jordan
>>552475483When will they be playable?
>>552472464>anon makes worse meme ever seen, asked to leave
>>552472589>>552475685stamina > speed500 speed 1200 stam beats 1200 speed 500 stamthe doc told you about this
>>552474352why did u buy rushing gale? right goldship could have been better if she had it's on instead tooi think the right one has better chance, but both depends on NSM to activate so keep that in mind
>>552475270This is weirdly accurate
>>552475843Donna mogs her so hard
>>552475270Eishin Flash would be classical. Digitan would be pop. Suzuka would be country.
>>552475591i'm gonna say it...no pigtails are a mistake and cygames should rectify this for global.
>>552475270
>>552475161you need to test in rooms since spot struggles and dueling will use up more stamina
>>552475995IS THAT
>>552475995SWEEPY!?!?
>>552476057a boy
>>552475843>You will never be tightly packed in a faulty elevator with 8ft tall thicc Umas who had just finished their training on the hottest day of August with no ACMood Down
>>552475995
>>552475843Bloomers are so sexy its insane
>>552475591
>>552475843imagine when these two mares decide to assault their trainer at the same time
>>552474985March
>>552475396all umas are jp, dumbo
>>552475889Nah Daiwa is the ideal amount of tiddy
>>552476157Gentildonna is the ideal amount of woman. She’s perfect in every way
>>552475843I want these 2 girls to assault me at the same time.
>>552476112I NEED Bouquet so much it's unreal
>>552475902pigtails are uggo, ponytail is sex
>go make food>comeback to nuked postshuh?
>>552476157fat sacks, only cafe, mcqueen and suzuka are ideal
Time for guts training
>>552476353Sex
>>552473276Try running 30 minutes every day. Not now, I mean generally for years. I started doing it years ago and I think I'm immune to diseases now.
>>552476331Does she not like bread or something?
>>552476380cafe ghost hunter spin off when
>>552476331I want to pet her too…
????????
>>552476556Press the button.
>>552476506She hates you giving attention to anything that’s not her
>>552476556DON'T DO IT OGURI, THAT'S OUR PET UMA TAMACHAN
>>552476556it's 10% to not get slow
>>552476556She will always max energy and nearly always get bloated. I've never gotten lucky on that one.
>>552473276Anon this post has too many uma similes. You need to dial it back.
>>552475850Left got a shit-ton of skill hints, the right one didn't
>>552475504all umas listen to idol pop retard it's their job
Hmm. Today I will mix Scenario Sparks.
>>552473276It is I, Akebono. I am real. You must eat chanko, my son. I love you too. Now fuck my fat folds, there's a piece in every crease and you're my oshi.
>>552476569ear slaps are always cute
>>552476331>>552476569do NOT post cute lovey dovey stuff
>>552474352I would go with the rightyour skills on both are way out of wack though. for scorpio golshi you want to load up tons of midrace skills to try and activate SFV from the front and have pump as a fallback in case your mid race skills don't activate the way you want them. something more like pic related
So we back in the mine...*coughs blood*
>>552476719Anon, my head is pounding harder than a Curren Chan winning concert playing rent free in Smart Falcons nightmares.
>>552476239Fact.
>>552477214Nyo
>>552477240I went with power cards earlier and got almost the same number of skills as that. Needless to say, I was traumatized.
>>552477227what the fuckshitBUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>552477227Would require me to have a medium Ryan parent, which I haven't gotten even a 2* of in over 1250k total runs. And a Taiki / Maru medium, which I also haven't gotten yet. I don't think that build is doable without that
>>552476506>Trainer pets the bread (not her)>She wants to kill the bread
I have no reason to breathe while Nishino Flower is still unreleased
>>552476957Titties are too small to be my love, Hishi Akebono.>>552476482I walk daily for half an hour which isn't as good as jogging, I know. Main culprit I suspect is the weather. It's been -20c on average this week.
>>552476630>>552477503Is she stupid?
Stop that.
the teio stick figure has done irreparable damage to teio fans and has given infinite ammo to seacicks
Highschool student btw
>cmall the fronts disappeared
>>552477414>BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>552476331
>>552477598Name one uma that isn’t
>>552477504>uma kid>already stronger than a human adult
>>552477615No, every meal with be vegetables
>>552477678Highschool grandma
>>552477309nyooooooooo my heaaaaaaaart
>>552477569I usually do a 3 mile run first thing in the morning on monday wednesday and fridaysBut i also purchased an elliptical for if its raining, when i feel like i overstrained my legs, or whenever i feel like using it outside my 3 run daysNot a fan of treadmills personally
>>552477678sex with Mejiro milf
>>552477240give up the pump iron inherit, go for NSM insteadyou are not gonna climb into 6th place against goldship and cafe
Stop…you’re making me fall in love with the knight…
lol
>>552477765Biwa
>>552477240Way too much stamToo unreliable recovery
>>552478031>that smileShe's happy, that's all that matters
>>552478031>Oguri Cap when she learns there are no steaks at the Hopeful Stakes.
have not seen a single front
>>552478050
>>552478153>he still thinks sleeping lion is unreliable
tamama doko
>>552478209>the oonegro Suzuka on race 5oh no no no
Grass Wonder let me put it in her ass
>>552478209>pace smaru and late suzuka in 2nd racethat's crazy bwo
imagine...
>>552478254
>>552478209ok i see 2 of them now>>552478209team is designed to grind out wins against piggy metawhores so this was ogurin snack
>>552478202My heart…ugh….
>>552478316Evil Nature and a (maybe) Dominator Tachyon>No other frontsHe'll be fiiiiiiine
is Doto the most photographed horse alive?
>>552478394No Yamato Nadeshiko would engage in such degeneracy. Delete your slanderous post
>>552478535usually it's dominator plapyon but this tacky is a groundwork lunatic experiment (tachyon approved)
[ Do whatever you want ]
>>552478673he looks SICK of it, SICK of the photos!
What merch do you have /uma/
>>552478789>rapes sweep
>>552478394
>>552474923Absolutely disgusting, the black sheep from the Mejiro family.
>>552478569The fact that she managed to cook it and put it in the bento without eating it herself is already a big sign of love
>>552478858nothing yet i really want this one but i don't think it exists anymore
Horses without their hair/ear accessories look strange sometimes
I guess wit is king for fronts, she doesn't even have GW
>>552475270>Has one eye coveredMust be emo.
>>552478394anal is a jewish meme
>>552478858Idk if it counts but hors plushies I guess. Though I also have nendos of kita and dia
>>552478858I have 3 twin turbo nendoroids, a gentildonna plush that hangs off my crossbody bag, and a bunch of thoroughbreds plushies of various horsesDo not ask why 3 I have no real answer Twin Turbo isn't even my favorite or even close to my favorite
>>552479069they look extra breedable
>>552478479
>>552478858i want to try and get this when it's available but i have no idea where/how to get it
>>552478858
>>552472530I assembled a jiggie of this image once.
>>552479069ningen female look weird without uma ears
Danchous are you happy with your new fan slaves so far
I'm a piece of shitbut at least I can post here without my club members knowing who I am
>>552478858a bunch of ryan stuff, with more on the way
>>552478858A bunch of figures, stands and plushies. Vast majority of them are Rice Shower and Mayano Top Gun but got a good bit of Daiwa, Vodka and Bourbon as well. I also have ONE (1) daki cover and before you ask yes it's 2lewd4blue
frontrunner bwos, are you guys okay?
>>552478858I have two pieces of Umamusume merch. The first is a Special Week prize figure I won in a vending machine at Nagashima Spa Land years ago (I got her on my second play, which was unusual).The other is an unofficial Oguri Cap (Cap).
>>552478031FUCKING AGAINTHAT'S 60 TP I'LL NEVER GET BACK
Mejiro Ryan has next to no porn. It’s either ai generated or just amateur shit This is dire
>>552479341No one joined
>>552478483She’s huge…
>>552478858A few Almond Eye things
>>552479242Cute
>>552479341they just joined today after the 24h cooldown, have to wait to see still
>>552478858She will be home around september-october.
Will Narita Top Road let me cum on her forehead
>>552478858i have a few matching oguri and tamamo figures and i preordered the tamamo nendoroid and plushies
>>552479504this is a boy
>>552477678My future sister-in-law looks quite mature for her age..
>>552479589It would make her cry
>>552479423commission some
>>552479504Narita Top Road (Male)
SOMEONE STOP HER SHE IS FLYING DOWN THE TRACK
>>552479504
Post THAT.
>>552479462Kinda
>>552479364I’m doing fine today. I can’t compete against whales, but my Seiun and Falco jockey the midrace lead well enough to pass some lesser Suzukas. I’ve noticed a lot fewer fronts today too so my Taiki is picking up some wins from actually being in third or fourth.
>>552479654But im waiting for artists to open up their skebs and vgens so i can commission my Cafe doujin
>>552479591in his previous life he was a female horse
>>552479746toesens toesens
>dominator and hesitant front actually mattered against the solo oonige
>>552479543
Mejiro Mejiro Mejiro Mejiro
Grass Wonder made me cum prematurely on her big butt
>>552479746Jordan looks so retarded in the first scene of her unique.
>>552479998NOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU RYAN YOU DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONSTAY IN BACK WHERE YOU BELONG. THE FRONT IS FOR MAKWEEN AND DOBER
>>552479998makween missed podium
>>552479998I want to save the mejiro bloodline
>>552479791How soft are they?
>>552479979
>>552480117>XXXXXXL
>>552478858I want more and more and more plushies
Would this be a worthwhile replacement? Should I ditch curvature to afford some extra skills? Is 2 golds overkill for recovery?
>>552480202I see it runs in the family
>>552480230no groundwork is brick
I was so close to a full picture of wins bwos and now it looks like I'm losing this CM too. It's over for me, I might as well start using waifus
>>552480230Get rid of that 2nd recovery and buy something better
>>552480117>6X
>>552479979>>552480165Ruby...
>>552480007What utter garbage
Massage your umas feet
>>552476331someone had to of been high af to make this right? why the fuck would stroking bread make her jealous. Who the fuck would even think about stroking bread?
>>552480117big fella
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AXh0D9eCvWgI need this sexkitten Maya so bad>2028 release dateWell at least I'll have a spark
>>552480117>6XLBwo are you buying a shirt or a blanket
>>552480473>Who the fuck would even think about stroking bread?communists
I'm scared. What if I make it into group A and then can't win a single match, where I could win 3 in group B?
>>552480117you can only love Teio
>>552472021ponytail poguri sexo
>>552480346No more oil prince money for you.........
>>552480514what is ruby's problem
>>552475270Didn't we agree that Brian's Blaze is like a Linkin Park song. She deserves to be moved into Rock or Emo.
>>552476569kinda hate when art does the double image to imply movement, it never looks good. The double tail looks silly as hell. And is there anything worst than the afterimage boobs drawn in h-doujins? Just stick to motion lies fellas
are the level 5 summer trainings in unity cup nerfed compared to URA?
>>552480670you dont shit where you eat
>>552480473I think it's based on a japanese video where a dog gets jealous of their owner petting the bread, Durandal is one of the Inumusume so that would make the most sense
>>552480514I’m a dumbass and would have taken this at face value. I was given a love letter in Morse code in high school where I was told to not decipher it, and I listened. Ruby would be sick of my shit
>>552480440I mean id massage my cripples feet?
>>552475270how is taishin not in rock
>>552480678It doesn't look nearly half as bad with some transparency
>>552480552if you win a single match on stage 2 (implying you classified to A) you already classified to B, you need a single win for B finals, i think if you don't win a single time you're out
>>552480117MAN THE HARPOONSWHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>>552480349Is speedstar/prepared to pass any good?
>>552480552I've been here for the last two or three CMs... Maybe four? I really don't know how I managed it this one when every other run apart from my first has been one win at best, just have to hope for a single win in round 2 to send you to B league. I've seen people say to retire at two wins if you get there in round 1, but I will never loose faith in my shitters even if it costs me bigly in the end.
>>552477678people always say HS, but is Tracen EVER actually referred to as high school? I view it as an academy. Like a technical college basically.
>>552475270I believe all horses listen to old town road and imagine they're the horse being ridden by torena.
>>552480830yeah it's the best skill for pace especially here since you can get a nig fat speed carryover
>>552480814Yeah that's what I'm scared of. Group A will have all the gigachad umas that I have no chance against. If I make it into A today against the weaker ones, it's over.
>>552480117>deleted
>>552480410She said that to me and it made me cum harder..
>>552480154Her greed disgusts me
>>552480645Its a two way problem.Ruby cares about her trainer but is abysmally bad at communicating as such.Her trainer cares about her but has some self esteem issues and doesnt think himself worthy to stand next to her for the most part.
>>552480117>Whales are literal landwhalesHow will the buhi ブヒbuhis ever recover?
>>552479167it def is, I've been slaying some giga whales that are low on wit vs my suzu/maru but S/S+ to my A+. Although ironically my 5 total losses are all to absolute shitter rng
>>552480736>I was given a love letter in Morse code in high school where I was told to not decipher itI've done worse. I will NOT elaborate.
>>552480117>[Deleted]
>>552480935i'm sure you can win a single one, worst case scenario you go to B but i think you need to win 3 times in B to reach B finals, i could be wrong thothat said, good luck if you do get A
>>552481125maru stats?
>>552480117HOLY PIGGER!
>>552480117>groovefags are even fatter than Teiofags
>>552481204group B will be full of shitters, surely 3 wins there is easyright?
>>552479364My suzu actually won against some other suzus today, was weird. Even like one was a giga whale
>>552479167Wit is king for fronts... and pace... and late.... and end.
>>552481156>done worse Uuuuuuuhhh
>>552475023based?
>>552480230you can get away with 1/2 whites @ 700+500. So a gold is plenty. More is overkill. Ofc once in a while rngesus hates you
>>552480117Average american player
>>552480473she's a praise slut
>>552481431Dumb whorse
>Fatty Airgroove deletes post>Teiopig keeps digusting pounds and feet uphmmmm
>>552480731could see that i suppose, you could stroke air to make a real dog jealous, often not real sharp
>>552480117shit's been deleted for 10 minutes but people are still replying to it
How we doing, lateGODS?
>>552480117groovebros...
>sloptubers said nice nature is over>Nice nature is deciding every race
>>552481209Can call me a metafag but I picked suzu before even using the random selector (2016 anime dropped at 6 eps) and Maru is my #4, taiki top 10
>>552481660show Digitan build hentaigawd
Which posters are NOT landwhales?
>>552481267i won my first cm there but even after i checked my rivals stats they were fairly decent, it was during the first long cup and scarlet got promoted to front runner as the only pace, in the current uma i'd say B is where people who play chill and people who haven't understood completely umamusume would still be, but finals, always, feel like a gamble
>>552480117there is no escape
>>552480230>>552480349>>552480887I can trade the second gold recovery for speed star+ one ofFall Runner upgraded to 2Outer Post Prof - 1Straightaway AdeptStraightaway AccelThunderbolt StepPace Chaser StraightsStraight Descent (I hear it doesn't work here?)HighlanderIgnited Spirit SPDSuggestions?
I missed it, the fuck was there??
>>552480117Almost feel bad for laughing now that it's deleted.Get on the treadmill buhi, do it for Air Groove.
>>552472021most piece of media from this franchise are contained in their own worlds. there's the game. there's the TV series, then there's the movie stuff and OVA, and then cingray.
buhiiiii
>>552481173>>552481442I remember seeing a comic where rubys trainer cheers up helios after ruby turns her down.Which leads to rubys trainer starting to hang out with helios, eventually leading to them getting married and having a kid.Then ruby wakes up in tears and proceeds to beat the shit outta helios for no reason.
>>552481782Dober sucking cock
>>552480875it's a combined middle-high school
>>552481775id go straights if you can double circle it. Straights can be worthless, but they can also straight up win you rounds
>>552481703Tahbo…?
>Am disgusted with myself for having to replace a pair of pants due to putting on weight>meanwhile some people weigh as much as a horseHow do you live with yourselves
>>552481579deleting a post makes it impossible to miss with the big red [Deleted] right on top of it. I don't think people can open the thumbnail image though.
Easy way to farm (you)s>Make a post about X umamusume>Include an image that insinuates im some sort of lardass
>>552481869Daiwa > Gorilla
Air Groove may be willing to date a slob but she would never date a literal cannonball that can barely walk if at all
>Teio ranting about paypigs is gone>10 AM in Indonesia>Same fag from the other day guy is still pretending to be morbidly obese>This means they consider eating too much to be bad and also that the poster dumpster dives for food and is malnourished
Personally if he kept it up, I thought it would have been a false flag against Air Groove posters
>>552481874are you just saying that though because of tiny kita/dia going there a few years later, or is it explicitly mentioned? Should be pretty obvious really that timelines are nonexistent in the umaverse. It's basically the X-men academy but for horse girls.
>>552481829sounds interesting, post it
>Join new group in the 700's who actually look like they wanna stay in ACool>Barely anyone has made shoe requests throughout the dayDamn
>>552481672
>always fatties>never skellieswhy is this
>>552481893Single circle only unfortunately
I'm fat and would crush her under my weight.
Mejiro maker Dober
>>552482159Umamusume is whale game, in every sense of the word
>>552481919not sure you know how much a horse weighs anon. Hint, its a fuckton.
>>552481720>e
>>552482159Oguri gaslight posters are thin and handsome and not balding at all
>>552482159The rest aren't poor enough to be a skeleton
>>552481932Newbwo...
>>552482161fall or ignited spirit might be the most bang for your buck. Lotta umas running fall/left/med S because fine wit is being used big time this cm
>>552482159Creekbros are skellies...
>>552482205I still saw her forehead first
>>552481660Pretty good
>>552482296Bro I remember one balding Oguriposter replying to the 25 y/o balding Teioposter
>>552482159They're too ashamed to post as recklessly as the whales. You could say that they have some skeletons in the closet.
>>552482159We already know mambochads are sexy fit successful businessmen
>>552481660My lates all got devastated so hard I switched to 3 paces and humorously I'm doing much better.
>>552482516me on the left
I HAD FOUR HUNDRED SPEED FOUR HUNDRED POWER HOW FUCKING HOW DID I LOSE THE DERBY
>>552482395How do you see it? All I know is the archive but it's gone from there
>>552482592Trainer issue.
>>552482592
>just click the arrows bwoworthless dog shit advice
>>552482592DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>552482516you wish ayabe
https://writening.net/page?2k6pdPDouble reverse hypnosis fanfic
STOP POSTING PORN
>>552482592DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552482173She can handle it
>>552482592trainer issue
>>552482270>two SS statsoh, you're one of those
>>552482592>267 Stamina conveniently not mentioned
>>552482592Oh you guys can't clock this shit yet huh
>>552482698grown ass man still reading fanfics
>>552482792just don't lose
>>552482634>>552482732I AM TRYING >>552482772She had 306 stamina
>>552482698>trainer gets hypnotizedaaiieee
>>552482757Now that kita has been around twice any F2Ps that have been playing for a while can hit 2 capped stats easily, especially if it's speed and wit.
>>552482519
>>552482757Anon...
>>552478858Gentil and Cafe figs from Furyu Trio-Try-it.
I hate Nice Nature’s voice
>>552482592bold of you to challenge my wife on her home turf
>>552481660I'm cheating with a Taiki but my two other lates have some wins too
>>552482943OISSU
>>552482848Kill yourself.
>>552482270this build is so bad i am surprised you won any games, you probably got lucky matchmaking, round 2 will humble you
>>552482943not very oissu of you anon
>>552482757you dont have to be a piggy to get s anymore, anon
>>552482856That's not enough Stam for consistent wins desu especially if you're Pace, your want around 350 Stam
>>552482943You never heard her sighing on low energy and it shows.
But late is dead and it's the age of front??
>just got into a match with an anon who posted their Maru here before>it was like 30-40% WRIt's so over...
>>552483178not when your elo is below 12k so you only face jobbers
>>552483267>elo@umagrok is this real
>>552483253trust the awful mood will carry
>>552483315It's real.
>>552482924>>552482757hahahaha fucking owned, get shit on. keep crying buhi, won't make your umas any better. lmao
>>552483315it appears to be real, yes.
>>552483127I was late….And got tissues from the raffle; this is a shit run
Club BRICKED has one open slot!Our quota is 20m fans per month and sitting in a comfy A+ ranking.If you're interested, feel free to give me your UID so I can send you an invite!
>>552483178>bragging about seal clubbing day 1
>>552483337haha no. His taiki and maru just annihilated the entire lobby
>>552482110the "senior" and "junior" divisions refer to high and middle school
>>552483315it's fakethere is no eloinstead, when the more you spend, the higher chance you get paired with nonspenders
Friendly tip: If you filter all oguriface posts, the thread quality improves!
>>552483315that's how the MM works bwo.. what do you think the number it shows you after the finals means..? you also never noticed how your opponents girls are mostly around your level...? I almost never see an uma below S rank in my CMs for that reason
>>552483160I think its funny how skipping a grade is more common than transferring from a regional school.
>>552483538
>>552483489We already know umas age differently simply becasue of tiny kita/dia. So that doesn't really make sense.
>>552483609skk... /gfg/ is over there
>>552483513whale here, I check every uma I lose and I have never seen one with a F2P deck in any CMs. The game gives enemies of your level, at it's extremely consistent at that, The F2P have it a lot easier in CMs actually
>>552483609???thats springfield you dumb nigger
>>552483609Isn't that Springfield?
>>552483513ancedotal, but I got compared with similar umas the 4 CMs i won. Then, Libra - where I had my highest WR ever of 80% total - I got paired with the biggest whale ive ever seen (cafe/taishin/golshi all long S, all 15-16k, all MLB SSRs)So...yeah.. makes me wonder if I had 60% WR like previous cms..
Is double Dom actually effective or just a placebo?
>>552483687>>552483845Meds
>My Maru gets bad mood TWO races in a rowRigged ass CM
>>552483853uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu umadacchi
>>552482698>The fact that an unmarried man and woman had embraced and shared a bed would cause quite the stir in the household, but that's another storysad is too short
ALL DOMINATOR FAGGOTS FUCK OFFFFFF
>>552483609Dragging this nigger to the recycle tab and turning his balls into a single heavy equipment craft (Sniper fairy)
>>552483609That's my other American wife.>>552483931My lovely fat butt wives..
>>552483936>start 29/30>maru with a 95% top 3 >5 rounds ina row where she doesn't even place top 5cy decided to slap me
>>552482716Why is King's face so lewd looking in that picture?
>>552484116hated the gameplay
GF2 was so fucking boring man im glad I dropped it
RYANKEKS EXPLAINYOU SAID SHE WAS FREE WINSWHAT IS THIS???
>>552482115Not the best drawn thing in the world but the idea was funny enough for me to remember ithttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106981993#1
I have spent like 5 minutes plucking out nose hairs with my nails and I still have a bunch of hair left. This is the worst part of being an ojisan so far
Based?
>>552482716Lewd song lewd umas
>>552483993
Is it fair to say that for most CMs, corner skills are more valued than straightaway skills? Just trying to figure which skill to use hint books on for my oshi uma
>>552484232nice, thanks
>>552483538Fools! Now i have downlorded all of your faces!
>you dont have to be a piggy to get s anymore, anon>Now that kita has been around twice any F2Ps that have been playing for a while can hit 2 capped stats easily, especially if it's speed and wit.>mfw I have neither hit 2 capped stats nor I have ever hit S with MLB KitaI'm so shit at this game.
>>552484213Playing chink gachas beforehand allows you to really appreciate one that doesn't OBFUSCATE COSTS AND GRINDING BY HIDING MECHANICS BEHIND PLAYTIME
>>552484224>YOU SAID SHE WAS FREE WINSI have never seen anyone even imply this. >>552484270nose hair trimmer, it's worth it. If I don't use mine my wife wakes me up in the morning by plucking my nose hairs with tweezers. They only get to growing faster as you get older.
>>552484270Anon... that's bad. If you yank it out you have a possibility to lead to infection, in your nose.
>>552484271>translation changes every post
>>552484327You want whatever lines up with the final leg for go-fasting.You want whatever doesn't for mid-race.
Aiiiieeeeeeee
>>552484357You're not alone, anon. We're shit together.
>>552484338if you wanted umamusume close up face images you coulda just asked https://files.catbox.moe/dsvdee.zip
>>552484232>>552481829>have a kid>It's KeichanKek. what kind of drugs were Ruby on
>>552484338>he didn't download the zip full of faces earlier today
>>552484437>zipthanks for the dolphin porn
>>552484420Why haven't you been relying on your class rep? This event takes 3 hours tops.
>>552484531Bread!
>>552484281
>>552480552its 1 win out of 40 races you can do it mayano!!
>>552484338Have another Kawakami
>>552484357that anon leaves out how many times they run, how lucky their high roll was, etc. It's still very difficult to cap 2 stats even with MLB kita. They also may have very good parents for the uma they got it on. Wit high rolling takes a lot of luck on your side - I've used the same deck and end up as low as 750 or high as 1100
stop posting porn if it's not even game related
Why are gacha general crossposters the most horrendous kind of posters
>>552484357Had MLB KSB since her release bannerI have gone above 14k points exactly onceI have five platsnever done anything like bakushin witmaxxingi dunno man
>>552484560you know i should put one piece of dolphin porn into the zip just for fun
>>552484464The kinda thing that happens only in dreams i guess
>>552484128Caught her mid blink
>4 speed 2 stam deck >2-3rd on all long races except Arima >barely ANY rainbows for stam >no rainbows for latter half of senior year >1115/627/865/433/449I swear the last two days worth of Rudolf runs have been cursed as hell. Least the sparks are decent
>>552484671the fact that you haven't thought of this yourself from the get go says a lot
It's already at 300 images. Can we reach the thread's limit before it's over?
>>552484437just put it on mega so we dont have to be paranoid. Let mega do the zippin
For me, it's Uma faces where they have their eyes closed with a face of resignation while smiling.
>>552482662>>552482717>>552482718>>552482732>>552482862I wish eternal sufffering on to you, Winning Ticket.
>>552484789next bread the first 375 posts will all be images
>>552484271
is it safe to queue rn
>>552484464They have done others as well
>>552484872No.
>>552484597My wife the #1 uma
>>552484872maybe
>>552484872not if you're bad
>>552484978She raped future me
any tips on decks?I tried this on festival city and it worked surprisingly well, however I'm struggling to get it to work on KingI'm struggling to get anything to work on her, I still haven't gotten a run good enough to cap speed even with Kitasan+Eishin+Sweep or Kitasan+Biko
>>552484872Rednu at 3-3-4. I'd say you're good.
>>552484931I can see your wife's massive saggers, dude!
Anyone have that one comic of loli Rudolf that acts like teio?
>>552484762Cut me some slack, I don't save porn on my computer...
>>552485121where is the ring?
I tried to raise Stamina and my trainee drowned
I wanted to give danchou a few more runs to help the club but I ended masturbating instead and now I'm sleepy...
Special Cute
>>552485121>instinctively covers her pussy when mentioning KitaharaCan't believe people her think she wants him
>>552485180your danchode doesn't deserve it
>>552485107Princess has p*rnographic material of precures
>>552482792In the future you can clock losses even if you didn't have to win a career goal?>>552484835t. aishin
>>552485269wow what coincidence, i do too!
>>552485269That is slander and you will cease your babbling immediately
>>552485147should've had more stamina
Is this HishiAma worth keeping for the white sparks?
>>552485107>I don't save porn on my computer...fucking weirdo. just google it and put it in
>>552485326>In the future you can clock losses even if you didn't have to win a career goal?Yes.
>>552485121>>552485140
>>552485378anon, why are you trying to get people to google dolphin porn
>>552485363no, 1 blue is just painful, you are gonna get some bit of hints but the stats gain is abysmal
>>552485269Not of the precures, but of Shiny Princess's trainer actually
>>552485363for a great grandparent maybe
>>552484357What a lot of people here dont seem to realize is that most of the Umas posted here are high rolls. Most runs arent that good.Also, keep in mind that if you want to high roll, you need to aim for a high roll. You need to be willing to take a few (reasonable) risks. If you are consistently hitting 1200 SPD every run, then you are probably playing the game wrong. You should be hitting around 1125+ SPD consistently though).So far I've only hit S rank once though.
>>552485378>he has dolphin porn on his drive>calls other people weirdosweird maruzensky RP but you do you nigga
>>552485338In Princess' case, she gets a free pass because she's young and impressionable by the internet like many her age. You, in the other hand, are gross and I hope you get beaten by the cures.
>>552485551I'm going to start posting every run I do to make people feel better
stop jerking off to umas
Daiwa STUPIDIchiBAKA
post more porn
>>552484213Same. Too much of the same menus, same grind, nothing much else going on, 50/50. I am really glad there is guarantee or nothing. Plus we get free SSR's every now and then.
>>552485793Jesus Christ, Sweepy is melting!
>>552485602Luckily im normal and I only have kamen rider porn on my drive (mostly of glotta’s kaijin form) >>552485551How to S rank though?
>>552485107Here, porn.
>>552485835What event is she dressing up for?
My Dancho is such a shitposter... I take back reaching the quota within the first five days.
>>552485795Bwo, the green woman called your Scarlet dumb...
>>552485864Why would I save it though?
>the brown porn spammer is here>it's a tamafag>it's sea hoursAh yes it makes sense now
>>552485835Sure
>>552486009be nice im a burger
>>552485443its funny>>552485574>he has dolphin porn on his driveI never said that. I only said I had porn, eg human/weeb shit
don't freak out low test males
>>552483642
>>552485795Witlets...
>>552486009>>it's a tamafaghey woah woah woah, he spams porn but don't bring tamamo cross into this. I like that little goblin chef
I only save pictures of Tazuna's big ass
>>552486009
who do i run for sagittarius along with taishin
>>552486009I am also posting porn and I am white unlike you
JP can clock optional races, but are the clocks still restricted to 4 per career?
How you've been dacchis, this the first CM after Kitasan rerun and I'm already feeling the heat in round 1. Surely round 2 will be better...
>>552484665Is Super Creek(Blob) the Snaust of /uma/?
>>552486172It isn't that big
>>552486408B is comfy....
Post brown umas since it's brown hours
>>552486438
Silly question, how can you tell if a training hint is hiding behind a unity training?
>>552486408>Surely round 2 will be better...Round 2 comes after shitters are weeded out. It's uphill from here, anon.
>>552486250thhe cutest!
>>552484809there, happy now? i even put in a dolphin image you naggity naggers https://mega.nz/folder/ZmdkDKiD#gmg3FqDm7GYAdvKLyE_BiQ
>>552486438pretty funny how every single day things go to shit when a certain region of the world hits morning hours
>>552486380>I am white You are not white if you have to use say it to defend yourself
>>552486521>discord
>>55248638410 per run
>>552486596Sex with Kris S
>>552485795Vodka would never lose like this btw
>>552486521this is ALL dolphin porn and 3 smiling oguri images anon
>>552486438>
>>552486380only browns declare theyre white. Its a pretty obvious tell
>>552486009It's not fair that I have to wait 3 years for buena vista
>>552486521this is the weakest dolphin porn I've ever seen
>>552486429Yes it is, Tazuna
>brown on brown violence alreadyIt has only been 2 days since the year started...
my fronts never job when theres one (singular) suzuka in the lobby but always die when theres two suzukas
>>552486790Umamusume + Dolphin doesnt produce a lot of results on booru (thankfully)
>>552486148i just find the 'hags are highschoolers!!' meme pretty tiresome and unfunny
You guys should be trading shoes, not cetacean lewds!!!
Discount Code Mambo for 10% off GamerSupps
>>552486958which club?
>>552487049mamba
GET TO IMAGE LIMIT YOU SLAVES
>>552487145nyo
>>552487138Source?
>>552486484
>>552487145>slaves
>>552487145No
Oguri Cap
>>552487179Uma nipples!
>>552487179IS THAT A
>>552487179
>>552487179w-wow
Was this the most legendary Rock Paper Scissors game?>>552487192https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139091477
Yup, time for the Raped (me)
>>552486484lol
>>552486521I am quite pleased dear umadacchi now sort them into folders. jk but i should see if theres an ai sorter for images, my uma folders a disaster
>>552487145>>552487257
>>552486748
you ARE in a horse stance every CM race so you can pretend you're a jockey and experience 1% of the leg fatigue your uma would, right? you may as well train while your uma is racing. I hope you can at least hold it for 10 seconds...
>>552487365I think cap goes no pan
>>552486950cute
it's ok to be brown
Total ooniger death.
>>552487614>posts an ooniger
I'm blue
>>552485414AAAAIIIEEEEE
>>552487614should be shorter
I'm on my phone and I will not be baking, you guys got this right
>>552487778sssssssssssex
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>552487674da ba dee da ba da
>>552487831>>552487831>>552487831
Will we ever get the KFC collab
baking new bread DO NOT BAKE I REPEAT DO NOT BAKE
>>552487858fuck off
>>552487835
My win rate is down to 80% because of one bad entry
