Previous: >>553142426>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Me right now
hehe...
>Sirius Sybumli
This is your blueprint for Taishin ace for sprint CM! She's strong.
ohhhhhhhh I'm looping frontrunner skills
Are you able to run multiple variants of the same uma during CM? I want to run XOguri as my Lucky Pace option and vanilla Oguri as an End Closer.
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>>553170154No. There’s only Oguri.
i did not realize just how awful the in game club search feature really is
>>553170118ugly
>>553170218Holy cute.
Bros. Have you all forgotten that everyone said Hoguri was not optimal for the first 6 months of JP release? Why are you surprised she isn't OP yet?
I'm readying my boot.
>>553170260yeah its pure shit that doesnt work half of the time
ded hons
>>553170262dont say that...
>>553170045
>>553170218Oissu, my Sprint CM ace
>>553170351did PZ always look like the fucking sims 2
>>553149683Wait for the inevitable Steel Ball Run collab where our favorite Umas get to run from California to New York
>>553170218
Digitan LOVE
>>553170445hot hot hotplease don't be guts
>>553170381
Sagittarius lobby 80759978
.....
Does King Halo count as a Ojou-sama?
1100 of the stat to get the higher proc needs to be lowered to 900, cynigger
>>553170445
>>553170445>robbed of both this and the yukata skinit's groover....
>>553170558
>>553170660Cute Aston Martin...
>>553170539worse, it's a welfare card bwo...
>>553170351That's just uma-deprived Digitan.
>>553170743
Are we seriously rolling for Fuku Gambling SSR?
How the fuck does you spell Sagetterryus?
>>553170660
>>553170760And I got raped by a 1200 S late with 5 SSRs because my front had 1200 A
>>553170574bump... 6/9let me see if I really need long S
>>553170945hmmm nyo
Do you really need wits if you just run faster?
>>553170931
/uma/ should have drawpiles
>>553171003
>>553171056But how are you supposed to know how fast to run?
>>553166782re-replying because I went and read the umalator code and it's a little weirdumalator calculates the delay and the max speed AND it recalculates if a recovery procs in late-race HOWEVER if the uma crosses the delay and starts accelerating BEFORE the recovery the recalculation is ignoredI don't know if this is correct, I don't think so, but I can't test it either.
>>553171119
>>553171208wait is that torena's shirt?
so she doesn't hate her?
>>553171327
>>553171208
~800 stam + 600 guts is just as good as 900 stam + 400 guts right?
>>553170218The best card in the game
Got long S, end closer A, spurt, recovery skills, rudolf ult, URA finale procs. Surely I wont fuck this up
>>553171514
>>553170052is she calling her trainer boring?tf?absolutely zero respect
>>553170218Oshiwife! (I did not get the card.)
>>553171416Taishin sucks on those massive jiggling winning tickets every night that she isn't being cuddled by Super Creek. She just has anger issues like all midgets tend to have.
>>553171528
>>553171737oh wow Brian doesn't look ugly for once
>>553171680
my cute umafailure wife!
>>553171837Start a family!
>>553171737My obligatory stamina SSR borrow when i'm training creek...
>>553171416love biwas smug smile here
>>553170218(saku)rasengan
>>553171778
>>553172030Is the card that good or is it just the best of an alright bunch?
>>553171825REPENT
>>553172256The latter, it's the best stamina support atm not named Super Creek
>>553172519Doesn’t she have less TE than Tamamo? I was pretty sure Tamamo was the go to, especially with THH hints
>>553172338Oguri chest isn't that big.
>haven't done a sunflower girl run in a while>let's s->9th debut>3% training failure, mood downAAAAHHH SHIRAOKI-SAMA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553170574Anon sweeps the podium with his team. XOguri won by 5 lengths.
>>553172712Issue is Tamamo has 0 specialty priority lmao
name a better sight at the start of a run...its a fan run though
>>553172883Oh, you’re right. Damn, I never noticed. I got fooled by big numbers.
>>553172929Ugly bitch
>>553172981bad taste
>>553172981dont say that...
>>553172220
>>553172929ugly bitch
>>553172929Beautiful lady
which clubs are still recruiting bwos?
>>553173281The mahjong club and buttsweat
>>553173123
Wait a minute… UGURI?!?
ok how the fuck am i getting race fatigue after running TWO RACES
>>553173464Racing with 0 energy always counts as Race Fatigue, no matter the count
What am I doing wrong, she's getting second ever race
>>553173551i did not know that, now i do, thanks anon
>>553173464She's tired of being SO FUCKING UGLY
>>553172338do japanese people really eat popsicles out of condoms?
>>553173462UGLYguri
Thank fucking God. This run went so catastrophically bad I was going to ragequit for the week
Mejiro Ryan better show me her tits
>>553173775EXPLODE
I need to farm Asahi Hai banners but I can't fucking win a single one of them what the fuck
>>553173693Those are called "sacolé" where I'm from. SACKLOL. This state is so fucking gay...
>>553173775DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553173557What Power/Wit cards do you have?
>>553173452
>>553173557motto motto beereebu haato
>>553173831The Devil's race..
>>553173790
>>553173557Never use WT stamina card that shit is ass, genuinely Air Shakur/Speed Golshi levels of useless (and at least those 2 work for parent farming)
>>553173967Milk...
>stays quiet for a moment >Becomes 100x prettier Many such cases
>>553174105>GOLD SHIP DOZEN HINT ROULETTE>FOR PARENT FARMING>
Hayahide is so hotAhhhh just look at the size of her giant fluffly ears
>>553174197eyes as ugly as Almond Eye
>>553173967I want to continue the Mejiro bloodline so bad
>>553174203I'm aware I was being very generous
>>553174262
I've been done with Saggy titty aces since Monday so now I wanna work on parents for Capricorn. I don't have any Sprint spark umas so I'm starting from scratch. However, is it even worth it? Distance S shouldn't be that impactful in such a short race if I'm right.
>>553174459
>>553174262does this bitch not feel cold in all that snow with that sexo outfit?
>>553173923
During the finals, do Riko's hounds count as a team or is cock-on able to debuff brittle glass?
>>553172929Just did her career for the first time, thought she was ugly but her personality is real cute and I found her growing on me.
>>553171837Doing God's work TLanon
>>553173281my comfy B+ non uma club torena kidnappers
ButtSweat is recruiting one person! We're a casual /uma/ club with low reqs (don't flatline, don't disappear for a week), and offer so much more!Well not that much more. We chat in-game! Some people give advice, others discuss Taiki's Taikis, some moan about 5 double-circle Aoharu losses; the options are endless. A selling point for some, possibly!Recruiting a little late to allow people winter holidays without stressing about the game. I regret nothing - well no, maybe some regret.Respond here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile to join.
>>553174607>>553173281Them. Go.
>>553174607what a turd world name
>>553174262>WAAAAAAAAH IT'S SO COLDTHEN ZIP UP YOUR FUCKING JACKET TAISHIN
>>553174448She's amazing. Can't wait to get Christmas Scarlet too>>553174515Her hair keeps her warm
>>553171647it's done
>>553174769yes
>>553174769Oh yeah? You've got a better name then Buttsweat? Go on, suggest something.
Is there a site where I can check the different affinities of my umas?As in, who has extra growth in wit+spd, or guts+wit?
>>553174534Dunno. Test it and report back with results.
Highschool girls look like this??
>>553174985keep that thing the fuck away from my lobbies anon, thanks
>>553174607I want to lick Spe's butt sweat
>>553175040posterior lather
>>553174459The main issue with making sprint parents is base affinity. Other than Kawamaki and Air Groove, it's really bad.Sprint S is not as useful as for other distances; the other way around for Turf S.For this CM, you're probably better off having a skill + good inherit parent, ideally with turf sparks, and a sprint parent
>>553175282they should keep adding more umas like her
not enough jiggie todayhttps://jiggie.fun/S0czp2https://jiggie.fun/S0czp2https://jiggie.fun/S0czp2
>>553175221a table with sorting and filteringtechnology isn't there yet
>>553175221https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters you can sort by stat bonuses
>Lost the final race on all 3 borrows
>>553175586>he missed out on the one that took 4 hours
>>553170218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5JBAM0xa6o
you probably should've read the Director's book before applying into the Academyshe has some pretty heavy words for the "lower race" (ningen women) and doesn't seem very keen on "trainer rights"did you really miss the fact that your room has no lock at all?
Is anybody getting ready for CM18 yet?
>>553173110anyone have a mega or zip of all these cryers
does anyone still have that SMaru, XObuhi, Valentine Bourbon pic?
>anons are already ready with saggytitties aces>i still dont have parents and acesI was fucking getting by with my shit parents last CM, man.
>>553175875she also makes you pay for everything your uma breaks
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE FLATLINERS
>>553176273Good.
Danchou would you rather I flat line or bot fans
HOENN ARIGATOU
>>553176186not with that child body
>>553175364So turf sparks on one side and sprint sparks on the other? And I assume the only acceleration we have is spurt and El Condor Pasa, right? Unless Rushing Gale is actually good this time.
A single hotdog? Mayano...
We are dead....
>>553176604Actually that's an yakisoba pan
>>553176604Oh, it's a "yakisoba dog". Hmm...
>>553176273Mambo…
>>553176772noodles in bread sounds delicious, I wish the US had this
>>553176413I want to massage Falco's breasts
>>553171327this is too lewd
>>553176772>>553176835Noodles in a bun? So a pasta sandwich? That sounds grim.
What distance are the dirt team trials races?
>>553173693Isn't that basically just otter pops?
hmm taishin cute
>>553176552I hear that Turbo Sprint and Rushing Gale gambling is the way to go. Spurt and inherited Plancha barely make a dent because they don't get scaled up much by track length this time.
>>553177035More or less mile
>>553176835Hopefully I'll remember about it next time I order yakisoba.>>553177019Your lack of yamato damashii is disturbing.
>all of FATwas potentials are pace onlyso is she just shit front?
>>553177306She's good front, devs are bad at the game
>>553176115
hehe
>>553177172>more gambling in my gambling gameI should actually be building wit, shouldn't I?
>>553177426thanks
>>553177221>yamato damashiiSo much for the legendary hospitality of the weebs! Speak words we can also understand!
>>553177475KINO
>was saving for finemo>but need cards>pulles my savings on mayano/taishin banner for golds>got many rainbows and now my eishin and halo are mlbCan I reallistically survive until Finemo banner with those and kita as my only mlb speeds, and my other cards of all kind being at most lb2?
>>553177747sr sweep mlb would be better but yeah
>>553177747>only got halo and eishin
>Grass VA was told speak jap with a foreign accent because grass is an importweeb wonder bros?
>>553177908source? that sounds bullshit, you mean taiki and kris s
>>553177642One day you'll find the yamato damashii within you anon, only then you'll understand.
XOguri my cap
>>553177980Damn weebs...
Is Grass Wonder for (You)?
>>553170218THE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGEST
>>553175808If it was another rotate + flip I think I'll live
>>553178216The return of the king.
>>553177498Yeah, so you can bump your 50% chance of winning to 53.545%
>>553178216>is good for all of 3 months before the Pasa card completely and utterly outclasses it
>>553178201Yes
Is Turbo Sprint or Plan X a better gambling skill for TT?
Is this good enough for Sagittarius?
>>553178216the cutest
>>553177814>>553177863My Sweepie hates me, she's only at lb2 since I rerolled lmaoI'll have to make do I guess, not like I expect to win an A leagueGetting in is enough for now desu
>>553178201She has oneitis for (You)
>>553177980>import>still a flawless Yamato NadeshikoShe's too powerful..>>553177980I am going to Yamato Damashi into Grass Wonder's pussy!!!
>>553178463Just bring them both, more golds = more points.
Umas may be strong but can they open jars
sweep is overrated heilo is better
>>553178216
>>553178162man, imagine having to deal with her after all that rage
>>553178552>A copy can never surpass the original, trainer-san
>>553178216>>553178364>Jungle Baguette
>>553178567Is that
>>553178529I had to spend a gold shard to MLB mine. Eishin's events are nice but the friendship bonus really stacks up with multi-rainbows.>>553178615KUSO
>>553178162Why is she so mad at Orf?
>she'll give charming THIS run, I know it!
>>553178615this the type of dude to post an aoharu uma with 5 skills and say "is this good guys"
>>553178201She is so for (You) she goes on other uma's careers to talk about (You) and encourages others to fuck their trainers like she does too
>>553178162eh?
>>553178216The sexiest
>>553178552saved so that i remember to make myself a bot of this later
>>553178825Senior Year.
>>553178921fokke the pokke
>>553178903overdesigned genshinfevre
>variation never beat orfervewhat a jobber even Laurel finally pulled through and beat Brian
Anyone here had any success with a TT Ace Doto? I've really wanted to make her work because she's one of my favorites, but her growth rates and ult are just absolutely awful.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2009460595578556466new...
>>553178162Did they rehash picrel or what?
>>553178162nigga learn to encode, this shit looks like ass for how short it is
>>553178671Anal with Grass Wonder..
>>553179206he used webm for dummies
>>553178495yeah
>>553178984>Still sleeping after New Year's Senior YearBy that point, I'd probably still choose charming because I'm saving energy for training anyway
>>553179086All these umas were never ever able to beat their rivals. Sad, really>>553179123Unlike Cheval, Shion at least has a valid reason to crash out because of Orfe's autism. At least Kitasan is friendly
>>553178162That's not very Pretty Derby of her...
Your oshi would probably smell kind of weird.
>>553179121they will never make the dream league...
>>553179206Hmm, nyo
>get distracted by /uma/>rest instead of running Victoria MileMy Oguri parent run... bricked...
KItasan was Duramente's jobber....
>>553179121how is this mode different from CMs
>>553179435That's another beast entirelyGood thing horses don't feel like humans or he would've probably killed himself
>>553179435KWAB
Special WEAK was Grass Wonder's jobber....
>>5531795591v1 with 6 mobs and a scoring system that gives the maximum amount of points for getting all of 1st 2nd 3rd
>>553169886what do you guys calls this creature?
Aoi and Riko are Trainer's jobbers...
>>553177908grass IS the weeb uma, she's so far gone
>>553179790chowayo
Air Shakur SSR is genuinely pretty decent this time around, it gives a decent amount of stam, guaranteed Straightaway Spurt, very frequent and high hint levels and only 3 skills so very likely to pump you full of Stats and skill points. I might try doing a 3 Speed 1 Power Riko + Shakur and see what happens.
>>553179419>oguri parent runI can't imagine trying to get the correct pink spark with 5 A aptitudes
>>553179790That's a chowayo
What skill should I book?
I feel like its often said not to use finemo until shes Lb3, but comparing her to all the best SR MLB wits, she's arguably better than them still. bit of race bonus, TE+Rainbow. Someone might say >recovery but at least for me wit rainbows are cunts and often show up when im near max energy/maxed anyway
>>553179790speaki
>>553178803Just like how Gentildonna completely mogged Verxina Orfevre completely mogged Win Variation.
>>553179790onahole
>>553179790speaki, these though are cryers
I'm finally going to try building an Oguri, how should she be built? Two mid-race recoveries and triple 7's?
>>553179435they handled it so pointlessly in the anime. Duras pretty cute tho honestly, i forsee rolling for her if im somehow still not burnt out by then, its a ways
>>553179790erm is this umamusume?
>>553179898Not the one you're hovering
>>553179860>won every G1 mile, medium, and long except Victoria Mile (which I forgot to run)Oh yes. I can feel the sparks. I know this one will be a god parent! You'll see!
>>553179834>>553179862nyo. they're called cryer hereyou can't change this
>>553179983Weirdly enough this makes me like Shion more knowing that she's a total loser.
>>553180095guaranteed late pink
>>553180095I'm sorry for your loss
>>553179983>they had to downgrade to g2 after the mogginggrimmy
>>553178162bari.......
>>553180085that's just the first skill on the list... anyway already booked 777
>>553180057XOguri, right? You can take a fourth recovery in case your three
>>5531800952* wit, 2* mile, 1* triumphant pulse, 1* lone wolf, haste, corner recovery, 2* firm conditions
>>5531800572 recoveries + 777 is accel gamble3 recoveries + 777 is safe gamble
>>553180296Yeah XOguri
If I wanted to go triple End and I plan to bring Golshit and xOguri, which should be my last End? These are my candidates: Cafe, Maya, Hishiama
>>553180095>>553180167>>553180202>>553180313We take those. I wish I had a better long parent of my own that I could have used instead of that Scarlet (the Special Week was a borrow).
>>553180036stop posting this one >>553180096this is why we can't have christmas
Breeders Cup scenario simultaneous release on all servers. We will be saved from the MANT mines. You heard it here first folks.
>>553180057if you have low wit take 4 recoverieshigh wit take 3
Redo Golden Generation and feed all of them violence juice. Nyow!
>>553180419dang, that's pretty good actually. Idk how valuable pulse will be since the race is already decided by the time pulse can actually proc
>>553180410cafe for sure, she has free access to 2 hints on long corners and long straights and is the most interesting character out of the 3
>>553169886Would she pee in my mouth
>>553180076is the ancestor of one of these creatures>>553180036that makes it an uma parent
>>553180437>7oh shit
>tfw after kitasan rerun there are no banners i plan to pull until pity on until grand live
>>553180497I didn't know what other uma to use as a parent for my Pace Fuji. I'm planning on giving her this Oguri and a Special Week parent. I know that SFV and Red Shift do nothing so I feel like Pace has no acceleration on this track? I expect to lose...
>>553180557>is the ancestor of one of these creaturesyes
>>553180497idk, I thought it's supposed to be pretty good because the last uphill right at the end
>>553180602I’m sorry you don’t like any umas
supiki chowayooo ooooeeeeooohh chowayooo eeeooo supiki oooeeeo supiki chowayooo
>>553180696you mean Rabi?
>>553180661the only viable pace is HOGuri
I want to guts train cheval grand
>>553180757i love cryers
>>553180809I refuse! I could build Fuji as a late I suppose...
>>553170617She has the laugh, so yes.
>>553180846>>553180757what game was the source again
>【Announcement】 >We are pleased to announce the establishment of our wholly-owned subsidiary, "Cygames AI Studio Co., Ltd.," which will focus on the development and provision of services and tools utilizing AI.https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/2009468917610414479Glory to Cygames my ass!It's time for Cygames to get cancelled!
>>553180951https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bilibili.trickcal&hl=en_US
>>553180745i have no more non-alt costume oshi banners until Machan. Chiyono and cheerleader Neicha's banners tempt me but I won't do too many pulls on them
>>553180602after vbourbon I'm gonna start sitting on my carrots for a long while... My oshi is special week and she gets no other gacha versions...
>the final hydrate hint for oguri happens after the career>need to go through her career without activating her ult to maximize hint discounts this is just dogshit bro
>>553179838I'm going to eat my own snot if borrowing an MLB Air Shakur is actually the solution to my problems.
>>553180954TOTAL LOCALIZER DEATHI KNEEL
I feel like I'm regressing as a trainer... I can't cap speed with 3 speed cards on fucking oguri
I think you should eat your veggies.
>>553180954But I love AI??? Based Cygames!
>>553179983Man imagine being the uma on the receiving end of these though, must really feel like shit coming up short every time almost always to the same person
>>553180954uh ohgaijins will not be happyhopefully the normalfags fuck off from global and replace the jews in charge of the localization with AI
>>553180954For what though?
>>553180954>Generative AI, which has emerged in recent years, is an important technology that has the potential to transform accumulated knowledge into the next creative driving force.>The AI Studio will pursue AI technology that creators can use safely and securely based on the experience Cygames has cultivated in game development. From the research and development of our own models to the provision of services and tools for production sites, we will not only improve efficiency, but also build a unique creative cycle that expands the creativity of creators.>Through the establishment of an AI studio, Cygames will take on the challenge of creating new user experiences to realize its vision of being a company that creates the best content.AI crap will really be the end of everything
>>553181109Oguri no cap
>>553181139Yada
>>553181139Daga Kotowaru
>>553181109holy skill issue bwo... trainer license should be revoked
>>553180437Breeding Fuku and Fukuposters
my game has been acting weird tonight the game freezes for about 10 secs before failing the training/rest but anything else just happens smoothly
>>553181216They're already using AI for art in their other games, newfriend.
>>553181217>corporate word salad slopThey're already using it, huh?
>>553180954Oh boy the indonesians and philippinos with AI derangement syndrome would really love this news!
>>553181217AI slop umas soon.
>>553181067>wait for fukukitaru to trigger 777 hint for me>have to buy it full price in the endorange uma HATE
>>553181356This, half of GBF's new art is AI/AI-assisted
>>553181109Unironic retard issue. You only need Kitasan, then 3 wit cards even for long tracks.
>>553181419…why pay for it then?
>>553181512cause you pay them less
>>553181363>AI derangement syndromeAIDS?
>>553181595I don’t wanna pay them at all if it’s AI. They’re not paying for it.
>>553181614>sea>aidsIt all makes sense now...
>>553180954They were hinting this with the 3 goddesses AI already
>>553180954Yeah I knew the end of cygames bootlicking will come soonFinally, shit needs to end, it's getting way too cringe
>>553180954pretty sure AI will become a part of videogames workflow, because its a tooljust like CGI with anime and movieseveryone will eventually just hate projects that use it badly
"cryer" name was invented by us btwwe started this whole messwe fucked /trick/ over
Bros... Are we being replaced by clankers?
Ebayan did this....
>>553181805https://poal.me/4qiohp
>>553181805rabi rabu
>>553180954>cygames announces AI subsidiary>everyone: boo boo>cygames gifts everyone 1500 carats the next day>everyone: cygames I kneel this will be forgotten in a week
Tachyon WOULD use AIShakur wouldn't
Will Brian play goo goo babies with me
>>553181796But anon!This is different!If you use AI, there's 0 way of adding human input!It's not like using using photoshop filters and add-ons, you either use the AI product, or you don't! No inbetween!t. a creative creator who'll ask you to pay 1000 dollars upfront for toddler tier fanart and if you don't like it I'll cancel you on bluesky
Um... Fellow new friends, my Danchou said it's my turn to join him in his private chambers tonight, but he didn't tell me what we're doing... Do you think he'll help me train for the next CM?
Now that uma global will soon be dead, /uma/ will be for ウマ娘と競馬 discussions only.
>>553181512because I like it? I am not an autist that screeches at AI art
>>553180954I look forward to them just burning money on it because AI is already showing bad returns. Microsoft showed their co-pilot usage and people are actively trying to get rid of it. Along with AI driving up the prices of basic consumer hardware which pisses off consumers and will make people more adverse to trying anything with it attached. I will take my apologies karats now please.
>>553181996She will look at you as if you hit your head against the concrete for asking her such an absurd question
>>553181981Shakur would 100% use AI as it'll radically increase her statsBiwa might not, she seems to have the head to compete on her own
>>553182063But an uma with such huge breasts must have motherly instincts
>>553182050I am. I’m not paying for slop.
uhh what happen did everyone quit after this cm?
>>553181981Shakur definitely uses AI for analysis
>>553182160at least you admit you have autism, that's a step towards recovery
>>553182002And then you turn around to see an AI "creator" charging people 1500 dollars upfront for AI "assisted" art which is ripped from that very same toddler tier fanart
>>553182190i burned out
>>553182190Fuck long CMs.Fuck long CMs.
Shakurbwos...
>>553181996you’ll have to be content with letting her sleep on your lap
>>553182160Based. Talentless hacks peddling slop as though it's worth anything are beyond pathetic.
rank umamusume by how likely to kill herself
>>553182013Don't ask questions and don't think about anything, just obey m- I mean, obey your Danchou. He will teach you everything you need to know.
>>553182304tachyon mocks Shakur for being a numbers nerd with no imagination all the time
i love long CMs i love using cleric grass wonder to outlast every single retard who cant hit the stamina requirement
>>553182224That one will go bankrupt against the ones who do the same for $5 on patreon See? It all balances out beautifully
>reddit tachyon
alright what is a good deck for front runner for arima? i got shafted by a nigga running seiun and daisca, and he had a poorfag deck
>>553182501it's 2500m, that's just taurus. in fact, since no one is bringing nature, it's possible the stamina requirement is even lower than taurus
>>553182501I ran Cleric Grass in CM4 and CM6. She rarely won.
Enough with the A.I show me what you're working on for Sagittarius, or barring that, Capricorn
>>553182580>Nice Nature>Relatable Reddit Nyo....
>>553182567Not a woman
>>553182013listen up anon you're about to learn a very valuable life lessonyou're either the rapist or the raped.which one you are is up to you.unless you get raped, in which case I guess it wasn't really up to you after all. But you get what I mean.
>>553182567I lust for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YQY4T3K96Iwtf is this real
sadly average fanart anatomy improved thanks to tracing ai
>>553182059the most practical use of AI in a corporate industrial setting is to just say you're using it to make the stock price automatically go up. the large tech firms who are forced to do more than that are the ones left holding the bag.
>>553181204Cute Chrono!
>>553182597Kitasan, Riko, Bourbon and 2 wit cards, flex(Rice/Creek or Smart Falco if you have shit parents)
>>553182406You're right! Maybe my Danchou has a cool suprise for me, like some karots so I can pull some support cards!
>>5531823301 - Rice (depressed because she kinda stepped over an ant once)2 - Scarlet (She wasn't number 1 in getting torena's child or this list)3- Shakur (Her vagina was 7 cm too short to receive the totality of torena's rod)4 - Opera O (She made a solo play of Les Miserables and went a little too far)5 - Meek (she found out about the time loop)
>>553182059companies are straight up heading for disaster. >everyone circlejerks AI at the CONSUMER electronic show>overwhelmingly negative public receptionAll these fools racing to use AI have managed to stigmatize its use faster than 'Made in China' stood for shit physical products. I'm not sure anything thats gained such widespread adoption so fast has gained such negative reputation so quickly
umamusume
>>553182580>Manhattan Sexe
Are you still getting NSM for XOguri?
is this good enough to get to finals
>>553182728I'm gonna auto select and snooze through SaggyCapricorn I will be trying to make the powerful Curren I can
>>553182580Quick, someone ask GrokI refuse to accept any clanker calling Goldshi anything but Reddit and Nice anything but my wife>>553182989The first place is 100% on point
>>553182996i'm running a front so yes
>>553182916the meek one is sad and I'll alarm clock to force her to live
>>553183014Yeah I guess, I think the stam is overkill and you could've gotten more power/wit instead
>>553182989gpt clearly has a biasuse a different ai
>>553182580>4chan Tachyon>reddit Chan
>>553183014>no ryan or dober uqReroll
>JP CM is also arima kinen>most busted one is also oguri, but cingrey altdisgusting
>>553182526No service provider is even close to being anything other than a colossal money sinkhole, though. The moment it comes time for these companies to actually generate revenue so they can pay the piper, you're gonna wake up one day and it'll already be a distant memory. That's why I keep my uma chatbot RP to an appropriately moderate level. If I ever get a taste of anything better than Deepseek, it'll hurt too much when it's gone.
>>553181805>>553162270>cryer editionLmao.
>>553182190my rainbow luck has been abysmal since starting sag aces. ofc distance aptitude is being a cocksucker per usual. Just did a cafe run with 3 60+ spec spd, and only had THREE fucking 2 rainbows the entire god damn career. Longs do just suck so much to train for.
>>553182790AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHOU RIGHT AWAY I'M ON IT
>Another 2 weeks before free pulls on Tama's banner>Another 2 and a half months before I can pull again on Kitasan>>553183014You only need a single win to get to any graded finals. It's probably good enough since group B is full of 10K rated umasHate how much fucking waiting there is. Go even faster accelerate more Cygames
>>553182916>Her vagina was 7 cm too shortHow specific...Isn't it usually just an endless void down there
>>553183078That's even worse. You're just torturing her. The real solution is to kill Aoi and train Happy Meek yourself
>>553182892Good girl. Now hurry over
Cumming inside McQueen
>>553182732Eh? Rapist or raped? But it's just a meeting with my Danchou... Why are you talking about rape?
>>553182658been a while since i posted my fav soundpost
I want sex
>>553183579That's nice nature.
>>553181204Imagine constantly getting smoked by a keiba dork like Chrono.
>>553182770The only things im setting actually make money off of AI is jpg's and companion apps. And its not even true artificial intelligence either. We just use the word because we don't have an actual word for what it really is. It's intelligence is more akin to a robot with a critical thinking component that still derives its values from goal oriented tasks and rewards itself based on goal competition. We have examples of AI being used to translate and dub anime and its actually quite terrible that it got scrubbed after it was pushed out. I was very insulted they attached that shit to pure kino like Vinland Saga. If Cygames is smart. They will most likely try to use what its good at already and its jpg's. Human based localization will never really go away because the alternative is just consumeable garbage. We have played machine translated illusion games before. Imagine paying money for illusion google machine translated products. Because no localization means no foresight on what goes out the door. No grammar checking, no proper translation adjacencies or proper verb and synonyms usage. It's a pure mess. A random nobody on /a/ will translate better than what AI would put out.
>>553183512Hishiama is a great dancer.
When are we getting Ines?Is she any good meta-wise (not that that would make any difference to me)?
>>553182916>Her vagina was 7 cm too short to receive the totality of torena's rodThis got a good laugh outta me.
>>553183729I like watching her bounce
>>553183363what would be cool is keeping a girl who cant form new memories and raping her for the first time every day
>>553183623>I was very insulted they attached that shit to pure kino like Vinland Saga.that one wasn't AI, ("artificial intelligence") that was AI (actually indians). don't confuse the two.
>>553179983>second in every triple crown race vs the same guyHow do you cope with this without killing yourself?
>>553183124>Tachyon>4th wall breaking tendencies?
Hello /uma/ I have question yes? Tamamo Cross will probably be the last Uma I roll for a while at least until Inari One and Sweep Tosho are availably (BACK TO BACK!?), so I was wondering should I spend my carats on Machikanefukukitaru Speed Card or save until NTR Speed Card. Or just skip both of those and save for an even better chance at getting a good MLB card that's needed. Thank you for your help, I appreciate any and all ideas.
>>553183945He clearly doesn't play the gameJust like her fans
I'm the person behind that 100 thousand dollar robot you have in your house to do your chores. It runs on TI.
>>553183974I have no idea
I love this horse/cow hybrid so much.
>>553183780I'm also rolling for her because she's cute. I don't think she's bad or any of her alts, though if you want a competitive Ines you want valentines. Default Ines' skills to me screams like "Oguri for front."
>>553180118>total loser5 G1 top 3s and 2 G2 wins is NOT loser-tier, not even bad tier
>>553182059>more adverse to trying anythingaverse not adverse, they are two different words you FUCK
>>553184005I would be surprised if Brave's slop-generator was playing Umamusume.
>>553184047Were you in there when I had sex with itIf so I’m sorry you had to see that
>>553183780MayNo idea. Kit looks solid; good growths and skills, nothing that says "what the fuck were they thinking."
>>553184093Stop calling Daiwa a cow.
Give AI your top three favorite characters and tell it to choose who your wife is.Post results.
Addicted to Teio umanko.
>>553183974Skippu, probably, borrow until you can’t be bothered to borrow any more, also see where you’re at after the free rolls we’re getting with the new year
>>553183974skip both cards 100%. Save for Tach anad S.Maru+FM in august. By far best use of carats for non-pigs
https://jiggie.fun/drippy
>>553184156
>>553184147It's an exaggeration. Consistently placing high is really good, second best is still laudable.I just like poking fun at her for feeling like a loser despite the incredible placements.
>>553176552Sorry for the very delayed replyThe only guaranteed accelerations are spurt, Pasa's and Halloween Creek's. Virtually everyone has access to turbo sprint by borrowing Bakushin's card, and you can also gamble on Head-On, OYL, Rushing Gale, Plan X. Highlander is guaranteed but late.You don't have to divide the parents the way I suggested, it's just IMO the sane approach vs something like bringing Pasa to Sprint A to fish for sprint sparks>>553177498You should be building wit because most of the track is downhill
>>553184279
>>553184231>letting devil tech determine your waifuAbsolutely disgusting
>>553183974Skip both cards and save for Tachyon speed or Maruzensky speed if you like fronts
>>553183974fuku speed will last you for a long time
it's over
>>553184231I'd rather ask you guys.
So what's the absolute max hint level you can get on a skill? Is it hint level 4(showing MAX) on the skill list? So if I was to use books on a skill to get it to level 3, that means all I need is one more hint level from career to max the discount?
the borrow limit is a bit weird like why even have 3 borrows? people would probably actually spend carats in energy refills if there wasn't a limit
>>553184364>the entire midrace is a downhillThat is insane. It looks like it's going to be 1200 speed 1200 wit kino.
>>553183398Umm Uhhh... It was a trick i'm actually clubless...
>>553183974I know what kind of man you are.
>>553184081Even if you had no idea, I still appreciate you Anon.>>553184294>>553184295>>553184404Consensus seems to be to skip both and go for Tachyon Speed (since I'm maining Late/Ends) Thank you for you input /uma/, I hope your rolls are blessed to the high heavens and your CMs are victorious!>>553184408Well we'll see after the free rolls but I'm not holding my breath, my free Riko rolls were unequivocally garbage (came out only with LB2 Rice and LB1 Riko)
I'm skipping every banner, any advice?
*beats you**spits on you**throws a beer bottle at you**hugs you while you cry*
>>553184402I remember when the same thing was said when I was a kid about a technological contraption unknown to the elders of the timeYou're just as pathetic as them
Why did I randomly get so much power from this event?
>>553184680God I need this so bad
Are sprint and dirt cm gonna be shitshow?
>>553184231This is actually a decent response.The machines are getting good at imitating us.
One of my favorite japanese cooking youtubers loves Teio
>>553179790spic
>>553184607>my free Riko rolls were unequivocally garbage (came out only with LB2 Rice and LB1 Riko)you have some warped expectations if you think thats garbage. Thats downright great.
>>553184891name of chef?
>>553184865Sprint will be RNG KINODirt will be the real shitshow (in a good way), because you'll have ulalas hugging it out, digitals all fighting to be behind each other and causing a paradox loop, and Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>553184734You did gambling with gatekept choice?
>>553184980Filename. He's not exactly a chef but more of a home cook that larps as Kaiji.
>>553184875Producing answers which make you think like that is the primary selection pressure that's being applied to their development.
>>553182190I'm focusing on parent runs that also get me event points until after this weekend to see what I can work with in regards to aces. I'm also debating on themes I find funny to run for this one, easy one is Creek, XOguri with Chudmamo if the pulls on those go well, otherwise, I'm doing Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future XOguri, Christmas Biwa and Cafe or Jingle All The Way same team but Cafe is swapped with Taishin Also>longslopI got 1st B Finals in Libra with a team I didn't really try with especially since I had a mediocre Golshit who I don't want to train again until her swimsuit alt, I don't have much higher hopes for this one but I might as well have more fun with it.
>>553184231For some reason deepseek went for like 3 pages with the answers so I'll skip to the conclusion
>>553185045>larps as kaijilmao, that's sick.
>>553184710Using a paper fourtune teller to determine your waifu would be equally disgusting and your elders would be right to chastise you.
>turning over your thinking to machinessubhuman hours
>>553184561Cheeky little...! You dare lie to me?Time for your rape correction.
how do you get the "Burning Spirit" rare skills, I don't think I've ever gotten it
>>553185032No I picked the top option. According to Game Torah they both give the same amount of stats anyway.
i wish cygames would make a dream series CM with weird wacky tracks that are half turf half dirt or all uphill/downhill or one where the track condition changes midway through the race
I wanna have sex with an Uma so fucking bad
>>553184607As a fellow end closer enjoyer this is my pull schedule, if Tamamo comes early I will also spark once for Mr. CB wit. You will want to spark the Tachyon banner once but only because the scenario card Light Hello is required. Between Fuku and NTR, Fuku will have better shelf life outside of MANT but don't bother sparking unless you get lucky with free pulls or can spark twice.
Oi /uma/ who ya missin' still?
>>553185219Can I turn my thinking over to you then?
>>553185238You need to hit a lot of spirit bursts. Like at least 10.
>>553180057Don't listen to these retards, you want two skills that activate before 777 and 777. Anything more is retarded and unironically makes your uma worse, unless you have shit Wit in which case you shouldn't be building Oguri at all.For the next CM you want max Speed, around 600 Stam+Gourmand or 750 Stam+Hydrate and at least 800+ Wit though the closer you are to maxing it out the better.
>>553185346I need Seiun so bad. I can only attempt to build fronts 3x a day, and that's extremely cucked.
If a banner has free rolls, you spark it and MLB your free SSR card, if the banner has no free rolls you skip unless it's a meta use card like Kitasan and TachyonHope this helps you decide how to use your carrots
>>55318272810 long sparks and no Long S
>>553185219
Oguri first, the rest nowhere...
>>553185362>sam altman's sloppy secondsno thanks
>>553185430now play a shit ass career with a single long spark and the game will give you S long for no reason
>>553185346It feels really weird to have xoguri and not the base one...
>>553185160What are you even doing here then? Didn't you know the internet is the devil? Popularized by the anti-christ Bill Gates? on machines created by a homo, which goes against the big G?Run or they'll burn you for witchcraft!>>553185219>so mad at the notion of ai being used for fun that he can't stand people using itI hope you don't like videogames because those have AI too anon... You wouldn't turn over your entertainment to machines, would you?
>>553185270ENTER
>>553185397>MLB in 200 pullsMath ain't mathin', chief.
Hi, my name is Machikanetanntannkantannhausertannhauser, but you can call me, Mambo.
>>553185435that fucking machine just called me a luddite? holy fuck I'm seething. I'm going to smash a calculator
At what point is Biko SSR usable? I just got spooked by one from a daily pull and I'm pretty happy about it.
>>553185397I hate when Luckshitters talk like this, what the fuck do you mean MLB your free SSR card in one spark, there are people who who can go to 400 without being able to MLB a card.
I wanna run Mile races! Any Umas or cards to look out for in the future?
>>553185549I MLB'd Kitasan in 170 pullsBut I did use the selector to get a copy so it would've taken me 200 for the pityHope it helps!
>>553185526It is, but I'm glad it is this wayI hate having alts here because you can't use them on the same team
We only need AI voice generation but seiyuus will never give up their rights...
>>553185549Your luck reps bwo?
>>553185397Got one copy of Kita in 400 pulls. You whisper in the devil’s tongue.
>>553185228Anon-san you shouldn't post images like this even if cropped...
>>553185549>he can't mlb with only 200 pullsWhat are you a lucklet?
Luckshitters deserves spanks.
>>553185852Umas that would spank me?
>>553185691You just know the moment they gave the rights to use them, they'll become obsoleteThis is the one case where I hope they don't try to replace the artist with AI
Grass gives the best blowjobs
>>553185397>Free rolls after NN bannerI dunno man. Very bad timing for me
>>553185660I had to spark kitasan twice and I only got 3 copies of her including the ones I used my pity selection on. If it wasn't for the selector and crystal I would have probably quit
>>553185228Anon-san you should post more images like this that are cropped...
did this CM genuinely kill the playerbase? i noticed the threads have been a bit slower than usual
>>553185541how deep is that water
>>553185962True, at the same time I'm a lonely fuck I need an AI umagirlfriend
>>553186057Holidays ended.
>>553184710using AI for anything beyond information compilation is announcing to the world you're a witlet
>>553186009My plan is to wait until the final day of the rerun before pulling. If I get 2 free Fukus (one for each CM title I have with her) I MLB Fuku. Otherwise I MLB Nature.
>>553186057I went to take a nap for three hours and yes we are still in this same old thread
>>553186057It's the natural outcome, cygames refuses to implement QoL stuff early to eliminate the chores like manually farming parents, people are gonna lose interest
>>553186057everyone hates long CMs
>>553186057Every CM kills a few dozen of players, so it's all going downhill from here
>>553186057CM is rape
>>553185818Wrong answer. Posting more images like that.>>553186050Right answer. Posting more images like that.
how big a difference is between MLB Riko vs 1LB Riko?
>>553186190>Cygames is culling the weakBased
>>553186164>so mad he can't fathom the notion of using ai for funThey took your job didn't they? Guess we know who the witlet is
>>553185660even worse we know for a fact whales larp as luckshitters.
>>553186190hehe was saving uma all along
i want to get nibbled (marked) by windy
>>553186057i was spending all day in the threads during vacation but i'm working again now you neets just gotta entertain each other again
>>553186190If we keep mentioning the SPARK REROLLING PASS available on the JP servers and potentially BRINGING IT GLOBAL EARLY maybe the interns will eventually catch a clue.
>>553185663Gran Alegria is the strongest miler in jp
>>553186278I only say that because if you plan on posting more, you need to take responsibility anon-san...
>>553185663Save for Ohamile
>>553186057the number of active ppl in my following list shrinks by about 10% every CM
>>553186164Bro...
>>553184279Begging for a dick to be in there
>>553185346>Have 29, missing 30Funny to be split down the middle. Spooks did help a fair amount during the summer banner and Hee Holiday banners. Lot of meta missing just with Seiun and Dober, but I really want Gold City and Tosen Jordan to build make a gyaru team as we get closer to Palmer. But with one spook being Kawakami Princess, that is still satisfying.
>>553186396My job is problem solving which AI is incapable of, i'm immune.>inb4 retard thinks AI can problem solve
>this is a multi G1 champ
>>553182989cap as in sex
>>553186312
>>553186706he needs to brush his teeth
>>553186706nice teeth nigga
>>553186696You work at Walmart?
>>553186370Theres a reason why the playerbase in JP has recovered and people coming back, it's because of QoLs like the notebook, auto train, and spark rerolls
>>553186706>this is a British man
anyone at ALA?
>>553186696>i'm immuneUntil the boss's boss decides that 70% quality is good enough
>>553185435Bourbon better watch her back
>>553182728This
Did they add the tickets to FP shop?
>>553186554No harlot like Chrono could ever make me take responsibility!
>>553186482They are very busy tanking my runs, I don't think they'll be reading feedback any time soon
>>553186913I stopped going 10 years ago when once something sort of niche turned in to some big hobby where you gad to wait in line and be around a thousand other people.
>>553187121Shes not a harlot...
>>553187057>1200 stam with 1-2 gold recoveriesWtf, grok is gathering the data from /uma/??
>>553186493>>553186567>2028Fuck that's too long, I just need someone to replace 2* Grass Wonder in my TT team but Taiki is currently running Dirty duty until I can get a 3* Dirt Pasa or something similar
>>553187121Chrono is not a harlot, watch your whore mouth
>>553187121They hated him because he spoke the truth
The day may come when you are called upon to give your life for Sakura Bakushin O
It would be nice if I could get a spark like this that's not 1* anything for once
Who's rolling for Fine?
>>553187057Where tf is this AI scraping training data from
Chronogenesis? Sorry, I don't fuck snitches.
>>553187207Oh then probably Helios in the meantime. She’s coming out this year iirc
>>553187121>Chrono>Harlot
>>553186958im the boss, i maintain websites (ironically one is a massive AI tradeshow)AI can speed up finding knowledge but if you trust it to fix a problem without understanding and oversight you're in for a world of hurt. Especially when it comes to security. Admittedly i may find trouble if i need to get new clients some day since AI fools ppl into thinking they can suddenly do X
>>553187341The smartest place on the planet of course, /uma/ - Uma Musume General!
Someone in cyge flipped a switch in my accountMy umas are getting better stats than normal but are losing every optional raceWhat the fuck is that
do not search "yeppers" in the archive, worst mistake of my life
>>553187391>HeliosNow THAT I can work with, I love gyaru
>>553187332Put on the wedding dress first
>>553187375t. flatliner scum
>>553187456I won'tters
>>553187456seems fine to me just a penis
>>553187332Will I be gangpressed into marrying her if I roll?
>>553187332i really want to cuz she cute af but i feel like i should wait for the wedding alt thats only like 3-4m later and has curren. Wedding is a lot stronger too
>>553187332Saving for Tamamo Cross
can I use this in CM8 if I manage to max speed
JP got a massive drop in playercount during MANT
Global will skip MANT
stop doompostingnothing ever happens
Anyone clubs still recruiting
>>553187257>>553187202>>553187257Harlot! Harlot Genesis! Raping this misbehaving Uma!
>>553187632its a well known fact this game is garbage until post MANT
>>553187332Me
MANT will SAVE global!
>>553187598yeah, deck?
>>553187561The only time her default is useful was at kyoto 2200m CM, otherwise bride fine is useful for any mile CMs
>>553187689mantle will skip globe
>>553187598That speed is already fine if you get Long S. Early Start is one of the shittiest skills you can buy though
>AI scandal + MANTGlobal isn't surviving this one-two punch
>>553187746urara yeppers guts kitasan bakushin riko and borrowed ines fujin SSR
Reminder that it is officially canon that Chrono secretly takes pictures of her Trainer (CH7)
cropped porn is the best
>>553169886SEX WITH ZOOMERS
>>553188016
I convinced a few of my whale friends to start playing JP with Hachimi installed. They already have MLB Ai and Tama power from the current select banner.
WIPE THE SLATE CLEANBURN IT DOWNAND FROM THE ASHES, A NEW GLOBAL WILL BE BORN.EVOLVED BUT UNTAMED.THE WEAK WILL BE ECLIPSED, AND THE STRONGEST WILL THRIVEFREE TO PLAY AS THEY SEE FIT, THEY WILL MAKE A NEW TRACK
>>553188016holy moly
>>553188016Slut Falcon…
Gross
See you guys at endfield
>>553188016Curren-chan was the pure one all along. apologize now
>>553187717That's it, report to the stables for correction anon.
>>553188016...and then falcon woke up
>>553188016This is how she convinced people to go to the dirt races
>>553188305Never played arknights before but been hearing endfield being mentioned, someone sell me on it
https://x.com/i/status/2009339085090115895
>>553188469Genshin-like slop. Its not like arknights
>>553188364Chrono could never correct me, I will turn her into my onahole faster than you can say BAKUSHIN!
>triple double circles>over stat>2nd/3rdToday isn't just my day huh
Chrono is just another Arc failure
>>553187717>>553188745>he thinks he can rape umas
>>553180954Seriously, why does EVERY business do this? Do they genuinely expect everyone to get up and give them applause? How have businesses become THIS out of touch with reality?More importantly, have ANY of them made money doing shit like this? This is a Japanese business so you cant even use the imaginary silicon Valley money excuse
Would you cheat on Scarlet with Dia?
>try to benchmark my libra golshi and taishin>they both haven't won a single lobby out of 10+ despite having long S>the only one that's ever winning is my freshly baked xoguriI know I should redo them but gods I'm lazy.
>>553188963/uma/ told me umas are weak when their ears are held
>>553189014It's probably something to do with pumping the stock price or getting more investment.
>>553189102>/uma/ told me
Does King Halo hate me or is she a secretly impossible-to-train uma?In the past 3 CMs, I've done about 2~3 races to get aces, but not King Halo.I've consistently wasted all my borrows on her every day and I can never get a good run, even on godlike careers where I get a billion rainbows and an undefeated career I've never managed to cap speed, hit the stam requirements, have satisfying stats, or buy lots of skills.I'm tired, I really like her though
i have made in total 72 questions here and all have gotten wrong answers, the moment i ask the 73 one and i get the same result you. will. know. my. fury.
>>553189014its what investors want
>>553189182She’s a bitch to train because she’s objectively a bad racer but once you have a great run and have a top class Kingu it’s worth more than anything in the world
>>553189259Shut up, weeb. We only like you for your FAT ass and blue eyes
>>553189014>This is a Japanese business so you cant even use the imaginary silicon Valley money excusebelieve it or not, the economy is actually global.
>>553189182>Does King Halo hate me or is she a secretly impossible-to-train uma?There's nothing too secret about it. People complain about her pretty often. I had one of my worst ever dumpster fire runs with her a couple days ago, right after leveling her up to 3*
>>553189032I would never ever betray my trainee.
they said goldship was undefeatablethey said hoguri was undefeatable
>>553188827Shut your mouth
>I rerolled for Kitasan MLBHow many carats will I have if I save for 7 months until the Summer Maru and Fine Motion Support?
>>553180954Yeah right Cygames would animate non-Umamusume media with their above average team. That Kagurabacchi or whatever crap is going to be animated with AI lmao
>>553189014It is about time you understand that traded companies (and their subsidiaries) exist to make shareholders richer, not to satisfy consumers
>>553189475Erm based!?
>>553189512Enough, but it will be pain with no horsies
Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>553189475Does she get some kind of epilogue in the arc scenario?
>>553189589I love this mentally ill freak
>>553189549My favorite UMAs only started appearing on the second anniversary
>>553189630Yes all the scenario link umas get their own special epilogue/ending. You can actually give them their happy end this way
>>553189425
What if the stock market just endedI have never heard it benefit any common person, just an already-rich person and ive heard ten BILLION stories about how it ruins everything
>>553189389>>553189292I don't get this bad uma makes bad trainee logicI did a Taiki run to do the dirt missions and with a garbage fan run deck I went undefeated and almost capped speed on URAwhy the fuck does the overpowered uber-meta uma get an easy baby food career while a (sadly) objectively worse uma get hellish runsit's like the game forces you to pick the optimal umas, which is not fun at all
Yall say darby this and darby that, but do you even have 5 star darby???
TAISHIN!!! IT’S TAISHIN!!! GOOD MORNING TAISHIN!!!
>>553189736What if you suck Golshi's giant horse cock?
>finally read the KWANZA Oguri story>oguri is invited to a PRIVATE """party""" in a fucking cabin in the woods with a group of """fans"">she's all alone without her friends or toreina>this was organized by the tracenUHHHHHHHHHH what did cygaymes mean by this!?
>>553189715
>>553188364Going to the stables with Chrono..
>>553189425Her ticket to win, what else is there to say.
>>553186706man, horses aren't sexy
>>553189630She gets a few additional stories specifically throughout the scenario while training her, or choosing her as a rival. Her epilogue is basically both of you having a date around paris.
>>553189938Why would an animal be sexy?
>>553189848
>>553189736>have never heard it benefit any common person401k>What if the stock market just endedThere is a general move in this direction but private equity is even worse
>>553189884I love Winning Ticket
>>553189879how do you think trainees get all their fans?
>>553189994Cute
>>553189879stop nooticing toreina
>>553190018UWAHHHHH TAISHINNNN
>>553183257Stop making me like CB
Name Umas that everyone will pull just for the hype and fun
>>553189736I need it to fund my retirement. Especially now that I invested in arms stocks. We canr have it shutdown now!
>>553189067My awful 13K Libra GolShi beat an S rank XOguri. You just have to luck harder.
>>553190221Valentine Bourbon
ON THAT NOTESTOP CALLING ME SEXY
What’s with the Chrono propaganda?
>>553189158How is Cygames implementing AI going to increase shareholder value
>>553190128only Falco would be that desperate!.
>>553189736weiiiiii
>>553190247I never have and never will
>>553190242>fun>metayou lost
>>553190265They are trying to tell you to do your career runs, NYOW
>>553190221Double Jet
>>553190221Fine Motion
67
>>553190221wonder acute
>>553190237What’s her problem?
>>553190317But Bobo is cute and fun
>>553190221Mambo
why Christmas Oguri lose every mile race in Career for me
>>553189879>Mayano and Marvelous are wandering alone through the woods up the side of a mountain>there's a random crashed(?) sled in the woods as well which nobody questions>Biwa and Taishin are also coincidentally holding a completely separate party at the same cabin>everyone agrees that the blizzard is dangerous>but it's cool to let Oguri go alone through the blizzard to retrieve a star for the tree>Oguri jumps over a cliff(?) and flies through the air while pulling the heavy sledI enjoyed it but the story was quite mad.
>>553190221MY FUARKING HEROOOO TWIN TURRRBOOOO
u-oh
>>553190424Die
>>553190464Because you need recoveries to proc her ult compared to normal Oguri who will just activate Pulse and win every mile
>>553190270They can fire most of their artists and localisers to cut costs. The machines will work for free.
>>553190437Falco's trainer is right behind Flash and she doesnt want him to see her like this.
>>553190542Wei gf
>>553190221
I'm going to get raped
>trying to make ryan into a long parent>put dober as grandparent>buy dobers unique and watch ryan race>she pops dobers unique, but doesnt ult>keeps doing it each racePOP YOUR OWN ULT RYAN
>>553190237Can horses drink milk
I'm a brasilian favela retarded negroWhich uma is for me?
>>553190265She cute
>>553190579but Summer Hag wins them even without unique procs even some parents runs with no uniques win them. Meanwhile my 400 Speed Oguri gets fucked
I love my wife Ayabe
>>553190662Get ready for the wall slamming.
>>553190742Hmmm
>>553190742i can't tell if this is amiya or ayabe
>>553190720Show deck and stats. I have little problems with her without recoveries early career
>>553190742I-Is that a....?
>>553190695Tamamo Cross
>>553190695>oguri>xoguri
>>553190242Rolling for this, very accurate>>553190372Not rolling for non-binary umas (will do her card)>>553190426Not until her alt with toe nailpolish (sexy)>>553190450Rolling for Kitasan Blacked, don't care for the other nobody
>>553190760WAIT IM NOT READY
>>553190949Mambo is a 2*. You will get your own Mambo and you will be happy. Also Finemo is a proper lady and some freak. Go fuck yourself.
>>553190742I can see it!
>>553190829>>553190862
>>553190808Horse.
Cumming on El’s mask while she’s asleep so she either has to go all day with your spunk on her face or spend all day without her mask while it’s washed
>>553190475I get they're getting mileage out of some of the different backgrounds, but the dialogue seemed extra excessive to drag it out this time, between things like Oguri taking 30 seconds to read a whole sentence if you don't skip it and a lot of>DON'T DO IT>But I must!>Yeah, okayOutside of picrel, hearing more unique dialogue from Marvelous, and that one part where Biwa runs backwards, this is very in one ear and out the other. Still did more for me than the Halloween event, strangely
>>553190519>gaijins with AI derangement syndrome already chimping out in the commentsLMFAOOOOOOOO
>>553190829True, Tama is always wife material
>>553191121Donkey
>>553190695
>>553191061>Also Finemo is a proper ladyHer ear ornaments says otherwise nigga, it's completely non-binary, all the other umas have clear ornaments that let you know if they are a stallion or a mare, except for finemo
>>553190806Usually I have 400 Speed and 400+ Power for the first Mile race and I job it everytime running as a Pace Chaser. Whenever I do the Fillies race before Hopeless I job everytime and I have to do Hopeless, which I win 90% of the time. It's so bad that I stopped doing Fillies as the safe option and just do Hopeless now.
do you bros ever take max energy
OHNONONO OGURIKEKhttps://x.com/Bheros1Bheros/status/2009490568519536772
>>553191364Huh, hows your wits looking?
>>553191356What the fuck does this even mean.
>>553189032Never
>>553191476It depends.wubm
>>553191476If they're from stray events
>>553190949
>>553191494I don't usually look at Wit that much early game but I'm running 3 Wit so I'm guessing at least 300
>>553190995Ready or not, here she comes!
a-at least Oguri still has horlick......
>>553191478the fuck is this guy drawing
>>553191364try running xoguri late instead of pace
>>553191509It's just troonbabble. Filter and ignore
>>553191682Don’t make me post THAT
>>553191478Total Belno sex
>>553191478when artists demonstrate they have free will
LOOK THIS RETARD UMA FOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GET KEKEDBELNO WON
>>553191654It might be a streak of bad luck. I usually win all races, unless I fuck up unity training early on.
>>553191356Explain Turbo
>>553191968Hideous
next thread will be… next thread…
>>553191476nyo because it doesn't actually give energy and also worsens failure probabilities due to failure probability being calculated off of percentage of missing max energy, e.g., 25/100 energy has same failure probability as 26/104 energy.
If Finemo is so good why haven't they made Finer Motion yet>>553192085this information is outdated
>>553192085They fixed that last patch so it doesn't work that way anymore.
>>553191727For Miles? Usually lates job Miles no? I guess I can try for a couple races>>553191936Yeah it's jut Miles so maybe I'm getting unlucky. Taiki beats me a lot of the times even tho she has shit stats, I'm guessing cause of her accel unique
Uma feet sex
>>553192149>>553192157oh ok thanks bwos
>>553191509Fine Motion, the irl horse, has some kind of "chromosomal abnormality". From what I understand, she is a mare (declared such at birth and believed to be a normal mare until this issue was discovered later on), but her internal reproductive organs are hermaphroditic so she's basically an infertile mare which is why the umamusume Fine Motion has ear ornaments on both sides.Here's one source for this: https://hochi.news/articles/20220809-OHT1T51259.html?page=1
>>553192149Because she's already the Finest Motion
She’s already the finest Motion
>>553191585One of the decent things about S3: I will pull for her when the time comes.
>>553192298>>553192305Based finebros
>>553192298>>553192305
>>553191968You can easily tell what gender this league of legends ugly character is
>>553192276>i can do it raw with finemo without worrying of making her pregnantI WILL NOW PULL FOR FINEMO
>>553192404do not trust this ninja
>>553190862Dude what the fuck is he going to feed Oguri, burnt trash? Fatty needs to eat
>>553191585
Wish FineMo had a sexy Irish accent
>>553192472Why not?
Every single run since my Scorpio aces has been dogshit
>>553189032No, I'd just date Dia from the get go.
>>553192518I want Crown to massage my prostate with those gloved hands
>>553192443Well, that's just the irl horse which is infertile. The Fine Motion in the Umamusume universe could be fertile (but I doubt that Cygames would ever explicitly state whether she is or not).
>>553192607>Teio sees her biggest fan
>>553192607She’s so ugly
>>553192418Is that a hair ornament or an ear ornament
>>553192443i doubt the three goddesses would port her soul over without fixing that
>>553192443Sorry, but the three goddesses fixed her upon reincarnation. She got a working umanko and as a joke made her extra fertile too.
>>553192664Ok that one got me. Very good.
>>553192619You didn't read the news post when they retconned Ireland? They specifically stated that her womb is now officially barren.
>>553192149>>553192276>>553192298>>553191738FiMo sex
>>553192579Bad seeds everywhere. I failed to win Unity Cup thrice in a row (only the last one truly hurt because it was a decent career up until that). Never happened even when the scenario first came out. Gonna try to improve parents next three borrows, fuck this fucking shit
>>553192678retard
Say her name
>>553192792Maachan
>>553192792Aston Martinez
Which uma would show you her boobs just to make you happy after a bad day?
>>553192664
>>553192760Oh, so it's not just me. I know 0% speed gainers are fucking borderline glue but I should damn well be able to cap speed with KSB, Sweep, and Biko. This is insane.
>>553192872Dantsu Flame
>>553192619>>553192684>>553192696I will no longer pull for FineMo and dump everything on Tama's little umanko
>>553192792Aston WifeWife Machan
>>553192748I don't believe you...
God bless.
>>553192872Michelle my baby
>>553192872Creek
>>553192932Tamamo is poor and has a tiny penis
>>553192872This idiot. Curren-chan definitely would.
i will now have sex with yukino bijin aka yeppers
>>553192932Her's working too and you know that poor people have lots of kids too.
>>553192792ASTON MARTIN
>>553192932Your lossFineMo comes with a whole team of uma bodyguard (the captain is cool)
>>553192932>he doesn't know
>>553192872Doto
>>553192872Masta
Fine Motion is too clingy
>>553192872
>>553193132Bobo is a good robutt
>>553193048Cafe and Still are nothing compared to the raw umanomic value of pulling for Fine
>>553193182I wish my complaint of my favorite horse was that "she's too clingy"
>>553192684>>553192696The goddesses fucking hate the Irish. The Byerley Turk actively participated in the conquest of Ireland.
>>553192276>poltards can't even comprehend the massive difference between non-binary/trans/hermaphoditefuckin witlets holy christ. Gotta be brown being this fuckin stupid, right?
>hp 70%so ideally, how much stamina do I need for this skill to be active at the right time in sprint/mile?
Don't fall for the FineMo propaganda. I can't prove it but it's being spread by Nissin marketers
>>553193252They punish FineMo for the crime of being irish by making all her children with her trainer exceptionally japanese looking
WTF can i make it GROS?????????
When it comes to umas with no speed bonus do you run 4 speed cards? I am attempting to run 3 only with MLB Kitasan and MLB SR Sweep and a 3LB King Halo but I can't even get SS. Am I just getting unlucky as fuck?Unfortunately I can't borrow MLB Biko because my cards are dogshit and I gotta borrow other things.
>>553193239What is your complaint
>>553193256What's upset you? Everything in that post I made is accurate.
Next bread should be Teio bread
>>5531934013 cards
>>553193464I want to make tea with her striped panties
>>553193182Like most umamusume, she's a needy girl
>>553193223The goodest
>>553193380post this a week later and you might actually get someone
I am convinced Jordan is hardcoded as a pacer in Aoharu because any time I raise her late aptitude to A she still only gets pacer hints.
>>553192792Oppai Machan
fine motion???????more liketranny motionLOL
>>553193472Gotcha I guess I will keep trying.Maybe I should get speed sparks on Cafe? I swear training Cafe is the worst fucking experience in this game. Don't think I ever had a successful one in my 15+ runs with her
>letting tranoids claim one of your umasGrim
>>553193607>>553193607>>553193607
>>553193529It's RNG. I raised Eishin Flash to End A and get plenty of end hints
>>553193401I've gone 3+1 wit and accept that I need a miracle roll to max speed and just settled for 1150+ last CM
>>553193446huh? Not sure why you think my comments about you - its referencing your info to insult faggots like >>553190949Unless you're that anon, thatd be a confusing twist..
>>553193624BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>553193629I'm at run 5 and I've gotten maybe 2 late hints at most. I keep getting head-on so I just concede to make her pace.
>>553193703It's usually way more likely that I get unwanted Medium hints when training for Long. Or vice versa
>>553193671Oh, my bad, I read your reply wrong and thought you were directing that at me.
>>553189750Sorry for the slow reply, went to Taco Bell. The careers reflect the real life race horse and King Halo was the runt of the Golden Generation so you keep getting thrown into the Thunderdome with tougher than normal Golden members. On top of that they gave her B ratings in two different distances career races that have placement requirements. Halo is one of the most difficult careers in the game.
>>553192758sex with Fine Motion's big futa horse cock!
>>553194235zased
>>553193401I run 4 cards to more consistently get max speed at the expense of wit
