Previous: >>553458740>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ace on my face
Teio!
>>553484590Marvelous!
>ruins Vivilos and makes /uma/ seethe
>>553484706More likely she'd end up on your dick than on your face.
threesome
meek rape
Rooms doko
king halo just said to me "magnanimous" >>553484939
>>553485042Dream threesome
Do you copy?
WEII WEIII
ryan
>>553484730Teio looks very fuckable
>>553485197secretly sexo
>>553484841tachyon's casual outfit is so hot
>>553484590sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>553484706 >>553484797t b q h f a m I'd like both of those uma there on my dick
>>553485197Hai, copy
I’m tempted to roll support to try to luckshit copies of King Halo (I know this is a stupid idea). 35 specialty priority SUCKS.
>>553485245Something about a dress shirt makes gals so sexy
>>553485518This is a stupid idea.
>>553485197Loud and clear, Anon One. Please secure the LZ for touchdown.
>>553485518I love all kitasan stills. you can NOT take a bad screenshot of her
>>553485518Don't do it, I MLB's SSR Maya in a moment of retardation and I only got a single copy of King.
>>553485548Stop saying embarrassing things before she turns you into a khaby lame mechanism
What's her fucking problem?
>>553485245>not a fan of school uniforms myself>love them on girls thothe lack of skirts in my area is VERY annoying, it's all jeans jeans jeans
>>553485518we get free rolls on the fuku banner, and around that time you will have another gold uncap gem. wait until then to roll cards
>>553485518You're not gonna use her in MANT. Be patient.
>>553485718
>>553485830God I love that smug
>>553485756go to japan skirts during summer skirts raining skirts winter
>>553485838>tfw my retardfu is making a scene at mcdonalds again
>>553485830do any other umas get this kind of favoritism or is it just her
>>553485756Modern women don't really wear skirts anymore. Feels like every time I find a female wearing a skirt (not counting the long ones), she's wearing shorts underneath. Unironically get better pictures of females in short shorts or leggings.
>>553485958Never post this again. This is your only warning.
>>553485830verxinakeks...
>>553485756I feel you anon. I would kill to have a gf that wore skirts and pantyhose on a regular basis but every girl I know is a lazy tomboy and will literally get angry if you ask them to dress a certain way for you.
>>553485610cut to her getting her throat fucked after >>553485830that stick looks like a horsecock in the thumb
>47 replies>32 imageserm...bwos???
>>553486013
>>553485703>getting some fast food with my trainee>she says that Rudolf just walked in>turn around to see the president in my face>Hippity-hop
>>553486120You're not helping!
>>553485756A shame really, skirts make me feel something, something magical within.
>>553486120
>>553486157STOP IT
>>553486120+1
>>553486120True, the thread needs more Chevals
>>553486118Why do you know what a horse cock looks like?
>>553486120I'm in watching danchou's secret stream for top earners now
Is there a dedicated parent for Fronts? Gonna run Seiun for the first time this CM and was wondering if there was anyone specific I needed to build her with or if I could just go with anyone as long as they had Groundwork and Long sparks
-1 from the image limitheheheh
ovr heroes...and smart falcon
someone post porn
>>553486120wait that's not the sound effect for confusion in gen 3. which is it? i didnt play 4-6 and can't really remember the sound effect in 7-9
>>553486120It's an imageboard. Having an image limit per thread is one of the most retarded decisions moot has made.
>>553486360do you think it's weird to know what a horse cock looks like?
>>553485874>go to japanif it just was that easy... >skirts during summer skirts raining skirts wintertrust me, I know, and it's annoying as shit>some years back on christmas I'm watching semi-random "walk through japan" YT vids>christmas one has plenty of girls in skirts, short or longaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>553486051>Modern women don't really wear skirts anymoreAND THATS FUCKING GAY GODDAMNIT! I'm the last one to scream "kill woman rights" or some gay shit, but for the love of god bring back skirts, I don't even care if they're short or long, just anything but fucking jeans...>she's wearing shorts underneathHell, I'd take that at this point, that's still miles better than what I mentioned.>>553486110>every girl I know is a lazy tomboyDumb question but what does that even imply?>get angry if you ask them to dress a certain wayGap moe aside, that's some peak woman moment, I swear.>Gimme attention guys>But I won't do what you want, which would give me unlimited attention =)>>553486212They're just different, they spark imagination, fucking pants won't do shit except if you got an big ass.
>>553486360>hurr I dont know what horse cock looks like and then everyone ITT started clapping
>>553486602holy fucking blogpost, fuck off
>>553486118(you) can't fuck my beautiful whore wife
>>553486603>and then everyone ITT started cloppingFTFY
>>553486472Better question, what the fuck is Fraud Sirius doing on that couch?
Sex with Verxina
>>553486570a normie would think it is weird if you knew what a horse cock looks like unless they know you own or work with horses irl.
>>553486664>yuritard meltylmao
>>553486735Weirdly long necks
>>553486707>Fraud SiriusWinning the Derby disqualifies you from being a fraud.
>>553486769but this is 4chan. you're not a normie, are you?
>>553485830Cute
>>553486842does anyone have a neck shrinker
Rudolf raped Oguri but everyone acts like it didn't happen
silence suzuka oh yah when shhe wins a race
>>553485703She’s cute
>>553487035Not rape if the food was yummy
>>553487035care to elaborate?
>>553486707dont say that...
three mood downs in junior yearI'm crashing out
>>553487134Luna raped peak
>>553485197JOSH! IKUYOOOO!!!*doesn't give head and disappears for the rest of the run*
>>553486120sometimes its just like that anon
HEY WAIT A SECOND THIS SUNDAY ISN'T MARVELOUS AT ALL
>>553487215KWARB
>>553487014This outfit is really hot
Super Creek?
>>553486472Apologise.
>>553486120>>553486484I do find it interesting that whenever there is an edit that references in-game Pokémon battles, it's almost always Gen 3 sound and visual effects that are used. Why is that?Totally Umamusume related, I swear.
>>553487367She's still got it!
make sure to tuck your umadols in before they sleep, anons
>>553487461Those women are not a day under 30.
>>553486432usually mcqueen is a good one for her unique or supercreek if you need pureheart
doto rape
>>553487474he cute
>>553487367Damn pretty lacking in that department.
>>553487461Hags
>>553486602>Dumb question but what does that even imply?I'm just being salty but mostly I meant they wear the most low effort clothes imaginable, at most they have some fitted graphic tees or something. As a gym bro I fucking love showing off my body and wearing flattering clothes, it makes no sense to me that girls don't, but maybe I just missed the boat and every one of them went through a skirt phase in their late teens/early 20s and then got sick of the attention forever.
magnanimous
>>553487760Rudolf’s tits are plenty big
gn
>>553487453perfect mix of old and new, the most popular generation>>553486484I also don't know, all other sounds are gen 3 but the attack itself isn't, not even other gen confusion, no idea
>>553487453sweet spot of jump in graphical quality but still the oldest i guess
>>553486120Deal with it
Are we getting 5 borrows this week or not for fucks sake
>regularly get spurt from bubbles when training taishin>yet to get spurt from a bubble on a golshi run
>posts bakushin >"no contribution"heh, thats where youre wrong
>>553488017I've noticed this as well. For some reason Taishin is just a magnet for the random spurt hints.
Grass Wonder sat on me and I can't get up
how does cygames choose which umas are going to have massive fucking tits
>>553486707She’s a reminder on how a shitty owner can ruin a good horse.
>>553488126They ask me
I hate this fucking game
>>553488126they ask the owners>how do you want us to design your horse?>small and with massive boobssimple as
>>553488243Stop posting my Ryan runs.
Good night friends!!!
>>553487991depends
I swear NHK Mile Cup is a complete fucking crapshoot, at this point as long as I get 4th I don't care. I never expect 1st
>>553487824>Now that's a maiden (lol)
>>553488372get above 580 speed
>>553488309how'd you know I was running ryan
>>553487630Creek will have to do then since I dont have McQueen. I was using Golshi before but her career is annoying to go through
>>553488337Sleep well pedo
I thought the bot was supposed to pick the best possible option every turn. How come I can make an uma that's 10x better than a supposed mathematically perfect robot?
>>553488243Most impressive Ryan career
>>553488438Because other umas are allowed to actually win races.
If you had to phonetically write out the tachyon version of "cafe", how would you do so?
sexo suzuka
Is there anyone besides people whose whole thing is having an Uma channel, that stuck around past the fotm period? It seems like every streamer and all vtubers besides a couple jp ones left the game.
>>553488296Did Vodka's owner consent to those goofy ahh boots?
>>553488527User error
>>553488737Don't mention the boots!
>>553488527The bot doesn't have your instincts as a trainer... It doesn't have your love for your favorite girl. It's not willing to go all in on a 50% speed training during the summer camp because it can't feel the divine hand of Shiraoki guiding it to greatness.
>>553488789retard
>>553488126only cygames knows
>>553488857wtf
>>553488638She’s pronouncing each of the Katakana separately and giving them equal stressカフェカフエCafueeee
...
>>553488372
ELCONDORPASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
More of a deer than a horse
>>553488723Only one I know is WoWCrendor who still streams his dailies (his favorite is Tosen Jordan)
>>553489104still breedable
Can I call it day with my 2* stam Ryan
>>553487153this cryer is not in my collection... give me everything you have
>>553489193depends on the pink and whites
>>553488638it's right there in the captions of the soundpost
>>553489257-nyo!
>>553489172/k/ is deerfucker territory, not /vg/
whats the original audio source where the tama in toddlers clothes goes blelehehehaha
>>553489471we have far worse here
>>5534891932 star is good enough if the other shit makes up for it, at the same time you don't want a 3 star and then shit all of anything else.
Ayabe love
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>553489576>>553489471case and point
>>553489676Fucking loser, not taking the easy way through the maze
>>553489576original audio sourcehttps://youtu.be/1BLdjIcMwvw?t=1942video of her going bweheehhehehe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85wBZ63HPE
So that ended up happening. And she was just 1 star short of being a 9*stamina parent too.
>>553489690need cute cripple umamusume gf
>>553489841cute tamabread
>>553489973That's still pretty good, I'd take it.
>>553486484>>553487864It's Gen 4 Psychic. Very weird miss when everything else is Gen 3 accurate.
>>553488337gn
>>553488857>t. bot
>got addicted to running last year because of Uma>can't run because it's -15C and tons of snow out there I want out
Reminder you're going to throw out literally fucking every parent once MANT comes out because you'll get to build whatever you want and double circle everything thanks to having practically infinite compatability points.
>>553489973>so THAT just happened, haha!
>>553489690Why is she smiling when she's asleep and neutral before?
>>553486742>>553487401mommy..
just did my first oguri cap run. i kinda just conjured up some bullshit and it all worked out. i fear her wit may be a bit low though.
>>553490265Does JP still use MANT to build parents?
>>553490265>the meta shifts with new scenarios
>>553489841thanks
>>553490390overstammedpowerletwitletuse more power sparks and borrow mlb finemo if you can
first borrow run is going well
>>553490396I thought they use island
>horse eating chick.webmhttps://youtu.be/7fmI954EuHc
>>553490262SucksI got a local indoor track so its not so bad but i also purchased an elliptical for when the weather isnt agreeable to running and i dont want to drive 40 minutes to the indoor track (also i hate treadmils)
>>553490390>368 wit on the uma that will explode if she doesn't proc her skills
I'm using my hint books
>>553490265>implying I've ever built parents and haven't just been slapping whatever mid-tier umas I have together
>>553490390What the fuck was your deck to get stats this lopsided bwo?
>>553490796raping maya
>>553490550yooo kfc collab in global
>>553490396When are we getting MANT?
>>553490262>am pussy for cold days>started running since uma>bought a treadmill for indoor runningThough I love running outside in rainy weather
>>553490390Whoever gaslit you was out to get you
>>553490796NOOOOO SOMEONE STOP HIM HES USING RESOURCES NOW INSTEAD OF IN 3 YEARS AIIIIIEEEEEE
where is the countdown to free rolls?
>>553490891WHY
>>553490796same, for Oguri Triple 7 heal
>>553491015when tama comes
I want to drink from taiki's shuttles
>>553490848
>>553490891
>>553491049maya is so boringCafe is a sexy beast. If only trainer was a cute shota.>>553491156ToT
Chiyono deez nutz
Hit my first S+ on Taishin building for Capricorn, could have been even better but only got +1 hints on Professor of Curvature / Rushing Gale. Still really hyped since she's my favorite
>>553490979Oh yeah running in the rain is greatJust not when its super coldAlso the feeling is entirely ruined the millisecond you slip and eat shit...
>>553491178You mad man!
I still have no ace for the next cm. I also didn't even start the event.
>>553491178bro...
>>553491315kys whale
>>553490616>tracksI can't imagine running in any built environment, period. Cities, towns, streets, it's all soulless. See this on a map? I run there. Forests are so nice. I go to swamps too if they're not too wet.
>>553491315nice
>>553489104thats just how Irish people look irl
>>553491178What the fuck man
>>553491315How is this S plus? The skills?
>>553485830 >>553486943>>553487802>they wear the most low effort clothes imaginableSounds amusing in it's own way, but I get ya.>and then got sick of the attention forever.Or they're "just like us", lazy cunts that just wanna chill, still getting all teh attention they want if needed
Which uma requires first place in the Asahi Hai? Oguri decided to be 13th place must of the race despite being a pace chaser and still managed to finish second without activating a single skill. My balls have imploded.
Bwos I got a decent-ish daiwa that consistently btfos the other fronts, has 1200 speed and long S...So why is she never beating an end closer, even if they don't have Long S?
>>553491623why not use the class rep
>>553491178His deck is shit but his heart is free of sin. I envy this man.
>>553491546Rating system overvalues wit. Get huge wit and few other good stats and it's always S+.
>>553491546Wit + gold/white skills I guess, the scoring system is weird
>>553491714>>553491739That's crazy I had no idea. The best uma I've ever trained is A plus but I don't have any good wit cards so she's a retard. I thought the letter grade was a measure for their stat total but... It doesn't actually mean anything?
>>553491456wendigo hands typed this
>>553491178At least run Wit Bourbon….
>>553491681Fronts have no reliable accels besides a&s on this track, and the track is long enough that they struggle to maintain a sizable lead through mid-race to offset it.
Hmm nyes I do believe I will take a subpar training just to get that skill hint
>>553491967It's definitely wit, every Uma I trained for Capricorn has been S rank since I'm just spamming wit cards and maxing speed. Rank doesn't mean anything but it's just cool since I never hit S+ on Taishin before and only once before on Oguri
>>553491456What the fuck man, running outside is bad enough without having to worry about randomly twisting your ankle on a mound of dirt obscured by leaves and then dieing of dehydration in a forest with zero cell reception. I'll take the treadmill...
>>553491993Quality post>>553491456Dangerous post>>553491995I wanna hug the girl and the retarded dog
Okay but I really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really relaly really realy really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really love Stego.
>>553491456That's pretty nice Mr. Cyrptic, but alas I cant be running out in the wilderness all by myself.
>>553491993
AHHH STOP THE COUNT
>>553491456I like a good city/town run and tracks make do when i just need to get my run in.But in regards to nature runs some of us have other environments...Im not saying its BAD but... i need lots of sunscreen and water in the summer.Its fine in spring and fall though.
>>553492096>front runner card in my pace chaser decknuh uh uh, i'm not falling for that!
>>553491993no bully
>>553491456>>553491995>see this exact location in the woods>this is where I find my soul>this is where you can truly run>not in your concrete walls built by man>but in the wooded spires built by Mother Nature>wont you join me?>wont you?
>>553492127Yes... but come on, explain to me how this is fair
>>553492493Look at the difference from Goldshi and Taishin. Goddamn what a barans horse
>>553490396No it’s been long since replaced by Twinkle Legends and then Island
>>553492493
>>553492307FALL
>>553492493golshi game
>>553492580dia sex
AAAH STOP THE FUCKING COUNT PLEASE
>>553492792mambo if she real
>>553492830>>553492830FALL
>>553492787Never let the translator TL again
>>553492787>>553487824
https://poal.me/mnidabhttps://poal.me/mnidabhttps://poal.me/mnidabhttps://poal.me/mnidab
>>553486023To be fair to Gentildonna she's cute and deserves it.
Why the fuck are my late surgers BEHIND the end closers
>>553493179NTRfags popularity went up when it was revealed they were a woman/uma/ is easy to please
>>553493179backfired, didnt it
>>553492424>some random uma will kidnap you and rape you on the spot during your outdoor run wait, this is just Golshi's story
>>553493374teiohog stocks PLUMMETED once they revealed themselves to be buhis
>>553493361They're late
>>553493361bwo I just posted a screenshot of golshi overtaking the fronts before A&S>>553492493
>>553486943
>>553493570
>>553493442Get running.
>>553493442Umamusume Quest when
FUCK i could've written Umadolf...
>>553493606Goldshi is understandable but she's behind even other end closers
>>553493614she really did say >:)
>>553492493NEW META PUT A&S ON GOLDSHIPGOLSHI GAYM
>>553494025That was actually working during Libra
Oshiwife LOVE
>>553491315How many Sprint Sparks was this? Also Deck?
My HERO from the Golshi menace...
>>553494443KWAUAMFBN
Is this a good fan farming deck?
>>553494443based brianfag>>553494484>>553493614the cutest strongarm
>>553493474
I lost to Clean Cleats and tazuna said I have to be their designated cleat deodorizer now...
>>553490840I spent 1 month trying to get a Grass Wonder with 3 stam and one day during it when I was bored out of my mind decided to do a Bourbon run just to shake things a little and got the fucking 3 stam on her it's when I decided to never bother with parents again
>>553490157Is Taiki seducing me?
Cap as in foal
No...
>>553494641The bestest
No more segs...
I managed to win one. That's it, she's perfect
flower
>>553494752yes
I stole one of your Star Pieces. Not saying of who.
>>553495105you can have my curren piece
So this is the power of straightaway recovery Hanukkah Oguri and rushing gale
Air Groove>feminist annoying cold bitchDober>feminist nazi bitch with an ice cold stick up her rectum 24/7Syrious Simboli>feminist commie bitchFinemo>nonbinary woke trashVivlos>transAny other uma I should know not to pull for? I am trying to avoid all the leftoid faggotry in the game if possible
>>553495259just saw the exact same happen in my lobby, while an oguri fat with the normal 777 won
>>553495376you could iron some clothes on that forehead
>>553495485extremely low quality bait
>>553495485obsessed
>>553495485kys
>>553495485rice would say this, but only when drunk
just found out i share a birthday with tanino gimlet
>>553495534dont say that...
>>553495485Fenomeno
>>553495869can you get new material please
when surprise ticket?
>>553496016if you knew when it was going to happen it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?
>>553496107the real surprise will be if we don't get it...
I was out of the thread since new years. Did I miss anything new and fun happening? Last thing I remember was Mambo on a first class jet.
>>553491693I struggled to train her for some reason even though she won every career she ran
>>553496378Manhatten cafe thighband pantyhose sniffing until Sunday Silence murders me
>>553487824What are the contents of these Nature x Torena books?
Shinko Windy is the greatest and deepest and most richly drawn fictional character in human history.
>>553496637I do not agree and I wish I had transcend to replace her in my dirt team.
>>553496469teiofag is a 490 pound buhiautis/uma/ is the new hotness club wisethere was drama for about 20 minutes yesterday and now no one cares
Shinko Windy? More like Shinko Sexy wonder what it would feel like when she bites my shoulder as I embrace her and we become one in body and soul haha
>>553496823God looks better anyway, toreina-dono!>>553496469Yuri Trannies having a melt down on twitter of CyGames making it official (big style) that they're big on AI, which they were already working with and on for years before that.
>>553496823Weird looking uma
>>553496610something like this
Say her name!
>>553495630>>553495641>>553495742you are trans
>>553496823Why is there a chinchilla in the horse general>>553496959>God looks better anyway, toreina-dono
>>553496823Cockona
>>553496469
>>553496125The flatty just can't compete...
>>553496823When is she coming out in global
What's your favorite tranny skill?>Prepared to pass>Passing pro>Straight descent>Chaser Savvy
>>553497140HAHAHA HOLY SHIT! Didn't see or hear about this at all, and here I thought I'm a fatty Luna-enjoyer, but I'm NOTHING compared to this lad.
I fucking hate Ryan
>>553497460that's a boy
>>553497495
>>553497470>615 clocks I see somebody has been slacking on their Ryan runs.
>>553485830Kekxina...
>>553497014What's happening here?
I wanna roll but I don't want to spend carrots, when do we get more free rolls?
>>553497792two more weeks
There's a guy intent on falseflagging with the same few Rice images to cover up his shitposts. and I suspect it's the Tachyonfag because of the way they write Feel free to call me schizophrenic.
>>553495914Fenomeno is my cute police horsedog
>>553497857I think Rice stinks (the bad kind)
WHAT THE FUCK MAYA
>>553496125I like that she wears human casual clothes instead of uma ones. I know it's because she just because she doesn't care to look if the clothes are made to accomodate a tail, but it makes her look unique.
>>553496469/uma/ is a general with jobs.
>>553497973>Rural Leisurefucking same
>>553497973>Yosh! Ikuyooooo!
>>553497973oishii my oshi
>>553497963Ulala smells like dirt
>>553497318Post BMI
evens i spend my last borrow run on taishinodds i spend my last borrow run on doto0 i run fuku
>15 sound posts>no marvelous sunday songwhere is she
>>553498142Id sniff urara
MAYANOTOPGUN
>>553496469The number of SEAmonkeys posting here has quintupled. CyJews will be putting $1B aside for Indian proompters. Slopposting has gotten worse. Venezuela is bribing CyJews with its fent money to push evolved skills update out before the next CM, rendering HOguri Fat useless. It's really looking grim, EoS soon.
>>553498142you mean she smells like mother earth, unlike stinky Rice
>>553497140I wanted to defend Teiofags with my own weight but I realized I've been eating so much that I went up to 66kg from 57kg
MAYA PLEASE
>>553497963Don't talk to your friend that way.
>>553498332oh no no no
>>553498163180cm, 130kg, 40,1BMI.
>>553498332imagine losing against Teio
>>553498329that's like starving for american standards bworestore ovr repvtation.....
>>553498373Rice thinks Bourbon is her best friend, I don't care
>>553498332ikuyooooooooo>has the most dogshit run you've ever seen
I'll take king commendation practice.
>>553498593Ulala shouldn't be a bad friend then
>>553498653why are the panties over the stockings
>>553497140
>>553489172the original horse wasn't able to be bred though
I'm going back a few threads and reading about /uma/ talking about their boners and morning wood, wtf... I wanted to talk about mine too, damn it... hate you guys
Can you recognize your wife just by looking at her eyes?
>>553489676done
>>553498809faggot post
>>553498751>3 burgerI could go for some burger now...>pizza and FIRES on topmadman>>553498842Not sure if I'm happy or annoyed by the fact that I can... Was only going to mention Cheva and Buena, then I recognized the rest
>>553498842From the topLeft>Spe>Cesario>Buena>Doto>Kitachan>Dia>Daisca>PrincessRight>Chevachi>Vivlos (trans)>Verxina>Gentildonna>Rickey>Mambo>Gran Alegria>Chrono GenesisYes this is the only game I play
>>553498842Spe / ugly boyCesario / VivlosDantsu / Donna's jannetyDoto / The DonnaKitasan / Rickey?Dia-chan / TannhauserScarlet / Gran?Forehead / Chrono
>>553498873What the hell is going on in the island scenario?
digitang LOVE
>>553498506Really? I thought that was on the fat side so I didn't do it
I fucking love falco so much. Thanks for not bricking my long S run. Fuck 12* gw parents
>>553498842scarlet and kawakummy stand out so much from everybody else
>>553497753they are bonding
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553498842Spechud’s soulless gaze is kind of unnerving without her smilePut it back
>>553498719she has a garterbelt, can you not just unclip from the stockings and lower the panties?
>>553498779but this is not the original horse
>>553499174
ENTER
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I STILL CAN'T GET THE MILLION FAN RUN TITLE
>>553499508Spe-chan is full of soul
>>553499508
>>553499724I just noticed that Rice is in the picture, god I hate Rice I want her DEAD
>>553499708there is not a single sentient thought behind those eyes
>>553499489
>>553499174Incredible things
>>553499516SASUGA KINGU
>>553499606That last scene looks suspicious
can this bwo open up some follow slots
>>553499693Wish I could make an Ogu fan run as good as this one, or a Luna one...
>>553499937No.
>4/5 wins>these pointsgood, I won't have to update my team until MANT drops
>>553499937Rice wouldn't do that.
>>553499937Just for you, bro, I’ll unfollow so you can borrow the Dober
Wish there was a quicker way to look through your deck, to optimize cards for specific runs or whatever.>Want the best cards for fan runs? Sort by Fan Bonus etc. Comparing a bunch of cards by hands is really annoying and slow.
>>553499952It was an experiment to see whether it's possible to sustain a run on just races, only taking a break for two rests + two trainings each summer. It is.
>>553499937>InviteUmatism danchou?
I fucking hate Daitaku Helios
>>553500672
>>553500476sadly sorted and filtered table by more than 1 criteria is beyond current technology
>>553500502>52/45 fucking races>Those statsHoly fucking shit. I can barely manage 21 races with xOgu, much less win them all.
>>553498719They're thigh highs and that's king halo, I thought it was silence suzuka at first though
>>553499508The Special Week stare reaction images are the most unsettling of them all.
I fucking love Daitaku Helios
>>553500672xD
>This is a hotspot for trainer molestation incidentsWould you still be brave enough to enter?
>>553500476I use this site, you can go through and put all your card LBs and then sort and filter through themhttps://mikevskater.github.io/uma-musume-card-tracker/
>Sweepy SSR has no TENo fucking wonder I can't max my speed with 2 speed
>>553500768>xOguxoguri is good for CM but as a fans mule regular oguri is stronger
spe butt
>finally finish training my Sagittarius aces>Enter cm lobbies>Lose to taishin in every single oneNo no NO NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS FUCKKKKKM
>>553500890i don't think it's possible for a female to molest or rape me at this point
>>553499925Suspicious how?
Reminder that Super Creek is pregnant with our child.
>>553500890I'm in the other carriage (Sirius is bullying me).
>>553500954I've been telling you niggas that Taishin is broken for the last 6 CMs
>Gold Ship blocks everything but speed training>2 rainbows and 2 bursts on speedThere is a God.
I honestly do not know how you beat XOguri
>>553496469I found out that Cygames has an AI Chatbot of Special Week (fully voiced) the employees use around the office. They have goonbot Uma's that they won't release to the public, now that's the true crime here.https://www.itmedia.co.jp/aiplus/articles/2411/19/news071.html
>>553500948I figured that much, but I got her with a single Ten pull, so I wanted to see what I can manage with her at all. Consistent 500k is all I'm asking for if possible anyway, same for Luna or Brian. I don't think I'm good enough for consistent 600-700k+ stuff.>>553500892Haven't seen that one yet, gonna give it a look. Thank you!
>>553500954>the best end closer wins roomswow!
>>553501098i dont have taishin because i was gaslighted into 200 pull kitapits which was LB1 useless and on an inferior 0.5% banner
>>553501201Try hiding her lunch LMAO
>>553501246i hate it
>>553500954Taishin game.
>>553501201im accepting B finals
>>553498842Orange doko
>>553501218ever since I learned there is one anon here that looks like Taishin according to his mom, I can't goon to her anymore, used to get hard easily before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P51kZNbBGFs
>>553501403That anon could be a girl
>>553501304HE HATES IT
>>553501246DELETE THIS!!! THIS IS SCARY
Is this ever good
Breaking up with Helios
>>553501246Beautiful
>>553501246very cute Spe
>>553501353WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAISHIN YOU'RE SO CUTE IN YOUR LITTLE BUNNY OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>553500890I've seen that JAV. Multiple of it.
>>553501559nyo
This is my Suzuka. She always loses. How do I train her better?
>>553501559in a 1600m mile with an uphill midrace, sure
>>553498842Chrono Genesis bukkake
>>553501659Bad Power. She’s slowing down on the hills
Does anyone know if Shooting for Victory will work for the Sprint CM? I don't have any Sprint parents (because why would I) and Taiki's going to be my best bet for getting sprint sparks as either a grandparent or regular parent
>>553501659I regret to inform you that suzuka is a walking brick for this cm except as a supporting character for meme strats
How much power do fronts need this CM? I've seen S Marus win with 680 power in some CM rooms
>>553501659bwo? your 900 stam? your 2 gold recoveries?
>>553501637Seeing train porn in doujin form is one thing, actual JAV is so darn weird tho... Seen some once in VR, it's such a weird experience, for multiple reasons.
Sagittarius room66841388
>>553501796700~ish. maybe 600 minimum.lower than that then you run the risk of being overtaken during the big fuckoff uphill in midrace
>>553501635I hate Winning Ticket so much.
>>553501927It's only weird in that I used to wonder how they filmed it when the trains are always busy and you can't reserve it (to say nothing of legality in filming porn in one), then I remember they probably just used an older, unused and decomissioned train car
>>553501751I'll try rice power for the gold heal instead of top cun speed.>>553501787She's doing her best, so I have to as well.
>>553501796Is we be able to NSM off another frontrunner?
>>553501796power isn't the dumpstat. it's wit. 800 power 400 wit is usable. 400pow 800 wit is dogshit
>>553501931Doto is unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Fuzzy.
>>553501659Don't let them gaslight you, that's enough stamina if the skills trigger.
>>553501776It doesn't work
>>553488638Kafooay.
whoever is making this tierlist is full of shit. there's no way SSR Maya should be that low
>>553502175that is a very big if
why is ryan such a fucking jobber? I'm like 40 runs in and she keeps on losing random career goal and no 3* long in sight
>>553502041Pretty much, yeah. Can't imagine they'd do any of this outside of a film-set, even if only as not to upset the public in any way. What fascinates me is things like the VR versions, having a bunch of people stand around "you" and the girl, all with their backs turned. Such a silly scenario, but the filming itself must be amusing as well.
>>553502174He has a brain tumor, I don't know if I'd call it "flourishing" even if that's the meme.
Suzuka sex.
my oshi is a FUCKING COWARD
>3rd oguri cap with no Biwa in sightBiwa... I just wanted to reunite you with your sister... PLEASE COME HOME
>>553502375falcobro...
>>553502312put her on pace, career races are 18 runners so she can't easily proc her ult as late
We hate Ryan huh?
>>553489676Cute dummy
>>553501796700 is the bare minimum imo, otherwise you'd get run down by witmaxxed 900 power pace XOguri
>>553502671I feel for her story and all but I absolutely hate running her because just like that anon she just jobs even with passable stats. But I need her to win those races to be a good parent. And now Dober's out and she just follows that same pattern.
3 borrows is JACK SHITWHEN ARE WE GETTING 5
>>553502671I love Ryan. I just got my Mejiro Ryan Biggest Fan title this morning. I put it on immediately.
arima is whale trackcan't cut any stat because both big uphill and big downhillmade for chuguri because huge downhill gives extra value to witfattest deck wins
>>553501931erm... what did just happen?
This is my 1st 7x gold for some reason, I think I got lucky with the best rest procs and energy recovery 50/50 . Is Daiwa good enough Arima Kinen CM?
>>553502671no
>>553502090I think fronts want angling instead. NSM is only useful in multi-front lobbies, which shouldn’t be too common.
>>553501927There's an ancient Haruka Namiki one that I still revisit even though it's only 4K. (VHS by VR standards)Umamusume
>>553503042we get them when finemo comes out
>>553503130Yeah she's one of the better fronts
>>553503206>NSM is only useful in multi-front lobbies, which shouldn’t be too common.Just bring three of those
Seatubers said Sag is gonna be full of ends, but there are gonna be three pace Christmas Oguri in every match.
>>553503357>he hasn't seen the end closer XOguris yet
MAYANOOOOOO
I need more than 3 borrows please...
>>553503357I’m building mine End. I’m just waiting for Cafe to come out.
They say he slays umas by the hundreds
>>553487824Been seeing alot of Naturefags these couple of days. Have they exist all this time?
>>553503473You dont train Maya on a Sunday, you take her to dates and then take her home gently
>>553503559You’ll see even more, soon.
>21 stars away from getting McQueenHope I don't get her during the god banner
>>553503559I've been seeing a lot of ace Nature in sagi rooms too, it's nice to see
>>553503653Cheerleaders are coming.
Run Ryan as Front during the story
>>553503243>VHS by VR standardsWhile I can obviously tell when something is a low ress/compressed mess, I swear I can't tell if something is 8K+ or not, and I have no idea if it's my garbage headsets Fresnel lens (3S) or my eyes, my guess being a mix of both.One of the many (big) reasons why I still can't really stand VR. Why play this blurry mess when I could use my monitor? And the porn alone isn't doing it for me anymore.Gimme HQ Uma stuff by one of the funny animators out there, you know the ones I'm talking about.
most hopeless cm since the pre patch sumaruzen one
wtf fuck off
Nice Nature was a waste as a cheerleader and other umas would have been way sexier in that outfit
>>553503951Like who?
nice natie is the optimal cheerleader and no other umamusume could have been as sexy
>>553503995Tokai Teio
>>553501403Bro he didn't say he LOOKS like taishin, he said his mom thinks he acts like her. Which probably means he's a bratty manlet in need of correction.
Is this worth a damn?
>>553503995Mejiro Ryan
>>553504035I FUCKING HATE TEIO
>>553503803Re: compressed mess...I have the studio master for that one (don't ask). High bitrate 4-5K can look better than bitstarved or badly shot 8K. Might be your eyes, might be the 3S, probably both yeah. I have a regular 3 and the high bitrate 8K shit is TOO real sometimes.Umamusume
>>553501212>>553500892Ayyy this is super damn neat, exactly what I've wanted for ages! Obviously I still need some base knowledge, but this sure makes comparing this and making purpose build decks a LOT easier!
>>553504068
>>553503803>blurry4k or lower>not blurry8kthat's an easy way to tell, don't stream VR porn btw, it will look like ass, you need the file on your device or computer
>>553504035Teio can’t be a cheerleader, she’s pregnant
>>553504114No you don't. You love Tokai Teio!
Another Sagi room29896017
>>553503559The most wife material uma
>>553503357>three pace Christmas Oguri in every match.that's impossible
>>553504274definitely impossible in mine
>>553498809Nobody wants to hear about your boner and your morning wood unless you're posting a POV of your little dick and there's a slight wet spot on the sheet from where you nocturnally ejaculated and the thigh highs you sleep in are visible, faggot
>>553504209No one under 400 pounds loves Teio
I heard that Smart Falcon had an umabortion
I have designed a simple method to find out if your Uma is worth anything or if she is trashIt is simple and easy to use, you just have to find out of Oguri Cap (as in peak) respects herHere is a few examples to help you outUmas that earned Oguri Cap (as in peak) respect>Smart Falco>TM Opera O>Agnes Digital>Narita Top Road>Narita Brian>Symboli Rudolf>Mejiro Ryan>Tamamo Cross>Super CreekUmas that didn't earn Oguri Cap (as in peak) respect>Curren Chan>Rice Shower>Mejiro McQueen>Matikanefuckintaru>Sakura Chiyono O>Sirius Symboli>Mejiro ArdanFeel free to use this method anytime you need to find out if your uma is trash or not
is this the ideal Taishin statline for this CM if I can cap speed?
>>553504203The big paysites have identical "streaming" and "download" files. only makes a difference if you're using a crappy tubesite or are willing to download the huge "original" files
>>553504404>If i can cap speed>Implying you have these stats before the finaleJesus Christ I'm going to hate this CM
>>553504510nah I wish, this is after the career is finished
>Hey guys is [1200 / 1000 / 1000 / x / 800] a good statline?
>>553504203>Don't streamWell yeah, that's a given.>>553504140>I have the studio masterNo idea that JAV even looks like, nor do I honestly care when I hear that you have THAT version of it. I'd watch it just for the technical curiosity of it alone.>High bitrate 4-5K can look better Like mentioned above, that's a bit of a given.>I have a regular 3Mind you the 3S isn't mine to begin with, so whatever, but the lenses are such a bitch, same blurry shit the 2 had. Heard only good things of the 3, even if only cuz of the far sharper lenses. 4 Years ago I probably would've told the person to go for the 3 instead of the 3S, but oh well.>shit is TOO real sometimes.Man I wish. Had those type of experiences way back with the S and my early experiences, far less now so. Guess I'm getting too desensitized or something.
>>553490265But you retards told me URA 9* will be usable till 2 years. Fucking faggots.
>>553501403>>553501465>>553504042He didn't say any of that. He said his mom thought Taishin reminded her of him when he was younger, I just looked up the archive
>>553504035>No tits>No ass>Narrow hips>Thin legs>Ugly personality>Not even a good tummyI r8 8/88. B8 used to be believable.
>>553504220>can't reuse Teio from Libra>cope amoguri sucks ass>still farming parents for bakushin>CM is in 3 dayshmmmm
>>553504763There are still morons in this thread doing their parent runs in URA because they're too shit to play Unity.
>>553504890>Not even a good tummyFUCK you.
>>553504209you insulted my Neicha and you're a Teio, we were never meant to be
Brianfags are the most handsome, most in shape, richest, most successful, funniest, and have the biggest dicks on average
>>553504747Maybe. Take a break. All this talk had me put my 3 on the charger. Goon time. After a few more careers.The real killer is all my favorite JAV girls either retired or turbobogged themselves.
>>553504890A pox upon your house!
Arima test89217625
Nice Natie Nice Natie!
>>553504914>CM is in 3 dayswhat the FUCKI'm still processing my loss from Scorpio..
>>553504890You just described Nice Nature though
>>553504981great thing about porn stars is they're always making moreumamusume
>>553504914>CM is in 3 days
>>553504890
>>553504916I do because it's faster, plus I get the skills I want through hints. Unity gives you shitton of skill you don't need and I rarely see hints appearing.
>CM is in 3 daysno that's when the sign up starts
>>553504359
>>553501061She's not pregnant. The increase was due to induced lactation for her preferred style of play. Typical volume is 500-1000mL per day. As she's on the high end, we assume 1000mL, which weighs about 1kg.
Narita Brian is hot, pretty, and has FAT tits
>>553505148STAY GOLD HELP
>Retiring as a toreina very soon>CyGames won't let him be in ads, even tho he's apparently(?) a fan of the game and his beloved horse SiriusRandom tidbit I just read, grain of salt and all that.>>553504981>Take a breakFunny part? Before I got access to the 3S, I haven't touched VR porn in at least 2-3 years, not much since getting access again either.>either retired or turbobogged themselves.MAAAAny such cases... I would've killed for VR Anri Okita...But yeah, good luck on the runs and the dirty stuff. Thanks for the talk!
narita brian reminds me of akuma
You’ve gotten to used to being safe from gaslighting when Oguri isn’t in your line of sight.
>>553505046Thanks, Im so fucking fucked this CM
3 borrows done3 runs without Bourbon's taking the leadSee ya tomorrow fellas
>>553505363I remember hearing there was some drama about ownership or something back when Sirius was racing. Was this guy the good guy or the bad guy?
>>553504206>she's pregnantThat's precisely why she should be a cheerleader
>>553505363Do they still do ads with real jockeys/trainers?
>>553504220I feel kinda bad for goldshipping these SOVL teams
>>553503501
>>553505409I'm immune to gaslight cause I forget all the bullshit spewed here
>3 days before CMthat's it I'm releasing the golshidober ace was a dumb idea anyway
>>553504382>Sakura Chiyono O>Sirius Symboli>>>>>>>>>>>>Mejiro Ardanwow, it's fraud city
>>553505469Sirus’ owner was the bad guy. The jockey didn’t take part in any of the abuse or the decision to bring him overseas so he’s good
>>553505469The jockey, goodIt's the owner that fucked up
Anyone spotted a good sprint GP on doxxsite?
>>553505589
Good to know it's literally impossible to get highlander from a hint
>>553505543Last one was 2 months ago when the onsen scenario releasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw
>>553506006sex in the onsen trip is canon
>>553505613>88finemo isn't that smart
>>553505929Good thing you literally don't need it for Arima Kinen.
>>553506098Who said anything about Arima Kinen bwo
>>553505929This but non-standard distance, fuck you Mayano I don't need go with the flow
>>553506178Nobody, but as saggy CM is on AK it's generally implied that any and all discussion for this 3 week period pertains to it.
>>553505560Those going the oshi path know what's coming.
>>553506006I see. Ojisans are allowed only in advertisements
power too low?
>>553505642Why 3 days? Registration starts at January 19 as per Uma xitter announcement.
Narita Brian umanko
>>553506287My saggytits aces are done already (meaning: I would rather kill myself than try to improve them further). I've moved on to Capricorn now
The fuck is an umanko?
Mambo and Urara guts are both god tier cards, but there's only room for friendship deadweight in a deck...
>>553506408Escape Artist can help you cope with the hill but yeah, it's too low.
>>553506402Uma ads are either Take and Lemaire fucking around or an homage to old JRA adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8MUzyvzrF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiBu3IdevYchttps://youtu.be/JUH2c0z2QR4?si=owJKsib5vb2wcGYehttps://youtu.be/tGABWkbRT84?si=IRwCbMR_bG8DfQsHhttps://youtu.be/j-L6XggePKs?si=Fu5c5uofXKin4kL8
>>553506408Is that enough skills for THH? Corner skills can happen too early/late in this track so moxie would've been better
*Ahem*Daiwa SexThat is all.
>>553506702Special Week not being in that stay gold commercial is always funny to me
I don't get what exactly is "not optimal" about XOguri. Looks to me that even mediocre ones win every lobby unless some dude with S+ taishin joins
>>553506837I love sex with my wife
>>553506932You're not supposed to point that out bwo...
>>553506923?
>>553506835Wait nvm, I thought corner recovery was on the first corner but it's corner 1
>>553506932Always do the complete opposite of whatever SEAfags say.
>>553506408power is mostly a tiebreaker for determining the leader at the start of the race. For reference: 800 power A turf is ~0.4 accel, 1200 power and turf S is ~0.5 accel. it makes very little difference. your start matters a lot more than your power stat does.You have a reliable TTL+GW setup. You're probably gonna be in the lead most rooms without a nig suzuka, and the ones you aren't are 90% going to be because of an inferior start, not inferior power.It matters a lot more on pace chasers than fronts. Libra I had a highroll 1100 power S turf Rice and even with groundwork I could not get a 700 power daiwa to get pace promotion. Meanwhile my friend with a more normal 800 power A turf Tachyon was getting his similarly-statted daiwa to promote every race.
I can't get 3* long but this is workable i think
>>553506932vftards are still mad witgod is right again for the milionth time
>>553506837Daiwa the type of girl to find her trainer getting raped by Curren and challenging her to a cock-sucking competition and taking turns timing how fast each can make him cum, and then endlessly making "best of nth!!" as she loses every time
>>553507224teen mom neicha
>>553507128what about the hills
>>553507225ichiban would never lose in a husband cum competition
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>getting raped by your trainee's rival after she wins a race
and then she said mambo, funniest shit i've ever heard
So how do I make an XOguri?
>>553507494TOREINA!!! I AM PICKLE MAMBO
>>553507128and on a hill, the difference between 800 and 1200 power is 0.15m/s, a velocity skill's worthtotally negligible
>forgot to load my schedule for parent run>suddenly lostthis is so gay
>>553507605My wife.
>>553507487I can see this happening if you train Orfevre but not by her rival, instead by the mobs
>>553506837Weight limit...
>>553507738Orfevre is already abusive because of the french
>>553507532you need: inside scoop gold skill (potentials), 777 (potentials), corner recovery, hydrate (potentials), 1000+ speed 600+ stamina and 800 wit. Then with the rest of skill points buy rushing gale or something, this don't matter.congrats for winning sagittarius!
What's the point of sharing rooms? Practice matches?
>>553507487>Kitasan raping meI wouldn't mind desu
>>553507210don't understand how seiun sky can be better than xoguri this cm when I've seen way more xoguri wins in room matches. it's basically lots of golshi, taishin, and xoguri
>>553507896I know but it’s not the same to be raped by a single uma as it is to be raped by 5-6 at the same time
>>553507940What's bigger, her forehead or tits?
>>5535080252 big 4 me
>>553496469The local Air Shakurfag is a literal glowie
>>553507990Duramente Torena-san...>>553508063Orfevre would rape Torena multiple times if she heard about what the mobs had donethe mobs would mysteriously disappear too
>>553507940my 12cm cock would get lost in these
>>553507738>getting raped by mobs>getting raped by Orfevre for getting raped by mobs
umastan is broken in sprint CM right?
>>553508310No
>>553505287>induced lactationAnd milk production is caused by...
>>553508310Yes
>>553508310triumphant pulse is broken.
Oguri's hymen is broken
>>553508443by that point new year opera's unique will be better than triumphant
>>553508513Why not both? NYOpera with Oguri GP
>>553508565
>>553508504Oguri is PureBelno Light however....
Winning Ticket holds the key
>>553507984yes
>>553508637Belno is a good girl...
>>553507997xoguri is easier to build, that's why they win room matches so much. I can see seiun sky do fine if you just have the whaliest stats around and can secure angling and scheming every time.
Do I roll another uma or save for Agnes support card
>>553508637I am 100% certain that belno sucks off salarymen in kabuchiko
Would you roll on a banner with no SSRs?
>>553508149But...The size is lore accurate
>>553508025Just big enough for me.
>>553508861You can’t help the gays
>>553508790I will not fuck Narita Brian
>>553508858why would i......
>>553508025Too small 4 me
>>553508790is Brian DUMB or something?
>>553508858Do I get 10 SRs with every roll? I specifically want a few but fuck that
>>553508769Tachyon Speed should be a minimum of seven months away so you can roll for at least two uma before you worry about missing out
>>553508714What happens in America stays in America
>>553508972What uma isn’t dumb?
>>553508769Use the calculator to plan it out. You've got almost half a year so get someone you want.
>>553505560Long A Bakushin is impressive honestly
>>553509075
is this shit funny? An anon from an uma group sent it to me.
>>553508858>Would you turn 1500 carats into 2.89 SRs 7.11 RsWould you HIT YOUR DICK WITH A HAMMER?
>>553509207Rudolf is very…cute
>>553509225I don’t read Mexican
>>553509225the joke is sex
>>553505560Long S is fake?
>>553509225I hope the joke is sex
>>553509225I don't get it.
>>553509356golshi game, she can win no matter how shit
new anon here, I have 12k carrots, should i roll for xmas oguri or save for something else? I alrededor got Xmas Biwa
>>553509356yes long S does not matter, what matters is being 10 lengths ahead of taishin and proccing NSM
My fuku got late promoted in this lobby. This cm is fucked.[Spoiler]she won somehow after that[/spoiler]
>>553509662How many midrace skills does Taishin need to even replicate Anchors? My S Taishin keeps jobbing to my A+ Golshit
>>553509356if you hit your stuff and they don't then other things don't matter.
>>553508310usable at least. A double circle straight surely stronger still
S+ Lvl 6 buhi with triple 7 build < luckshitter with straightaway recovery build confirmed
https://jiggie.fun/GePlsbhttps://jiggie.fun/GePlsbhttps://jiggie.fun/GePlsbhttps://jiggie.fun/GePlsb
>>553508929a weirdo umamusume and her weirdo trainer fucking in a tent somewhere in the albanian countryside
>>553506402I mean they're in the anime too.
>>553509225
Are these Sparks good enough for a Cafe Ace or should I keep fishing for 3* Stamina?
>>553509913must be hard finding condoms there
>>553509867whyre you fags raiding /uma/ more than ever all of a sudden? do you really think you're gonna match with someone that fell for your gaslight in finals?
>>553509995condoms?some gypsie gave them a charm, surely it will be fine.
do you guys own or have owned any actual horse irl?
>>553508758My seiun cucks every xoguri of their angling procs but somehow still lacks the firepower to win against them in the final spurt. Maybe due to nsm and mine not having long s. But yeah, my point is XOguri is the strongest pace chaser i've seen yet in cm8 lobbies.
>>553510123I just luckshitted a perfect trigger bwo its not that fucking deep.
>>553510128Yeah family used to have one when i was youngerMunched on a downed powerline or something and fried itself though
>>553510236Final Spurt is on a hill. Lack of power
>>553510307are you playing dumb or really ignorant of the dipshits championing straight over 777 the last day+?
>>553509969They look pretty bad desu
If only it had been Sprint instead of Long...
>>553509645It'll sound rude but it's simple.If you want xmas Oguri, then roll (just keep in mind there\s a chance you can blow all of your carats and still not get her with just 12k)if you don't then save.
>half of this thread actually uses carats to refill tpI'm never getting a plat...
New idea for Cygames - 50 extra carats per run to carry a 7th support
>>553509867if I say my favorite sloptuber is VF, will you go away?
>>553509645If you are willing to pay money, you can wait for the paid selector
>>553510678Why wouldn't you? Career pays for itself
>>553509913Yeah, me.
>>553510678on average, you get 20 carats per career, that's why botters can easily scale a human player.
>>553510678I think A+/S clubbers post more, don't worry about it
>>553510678This except I abandon almost all of the runs
>>553510460I dont fucking care about eceleb dramashit. Im too busy testing how oguri fucking works in this track. Like I said I got lucky and beat a buhi>>553510697???
>>553510678I also quit the run if I don't get Distance spark on the first inspiration
is stamina eater as useless as I think it is?
>>553510236Front is unusable post-NSM buff without a rabbit Suzuka. Witgod told you this
>>553511068what's a rabbit
>>553504149>Lost the team finals by a 2/5>Could've had 700k if it wasn't for the two lost racesAll things considered I expected my luck to be a lot worse considering this "Fan Bonus" deck.
>>553511118Nigger
I'll simply get lucky and use someone else's rabbit Suzuka
>>553507937>buy rushing gale or somethingThis is a gaslight beyond gaslights, Rushing Gale should never be taken even if you're maxed out on hints for both it and its white skill, it's that bad.
>>553510678im 5/7 off pure borrows. Finals is mad rng anyway - just make a decent uma team 50%WR and you've got as much chance as the fattest sweats
>>553511148You wouldn't say that in front of Falco Pope
My Front Smaru is a sacrifice for my own Xoguri with NSM
>>553510678>bro still thinks carat refresh is a whale stratlmao
>>553509969you should fish for 2* blue /2* distance/turf and a bunch of whites 3* isnt worth it unless you bot, just hope you get lucky while going for something useful
>>553511148Don't call him that bwo>>553511118Here bwo
>>553511214Rushing Gale has the exact same argument as Straighaway Recovery for XOguri, except it works for every uma
>>553510236are you using 2 fronts?also can I see seiun deck
>Someone hasn't logged in for 4Not looking too hot danchod...>>553511339Chuckled
>574k lineWhats the line last week? I swear its 565k or something. Jesus christ next week it probably goes up to 585k.
>>553511354>straightaway is good because you can gamble on the straight>rushing gale is good for the same argumentHoly fuck, man. VF is actually so fucking retarded.
>>553511534>>553511534>>553511534
>>553511627bwoski, wtf
>>553510920To give you the benefit of the doubt, straight is being shilled by sloptube acolytes. You should only take straight if you're desperate for a recovery though. 777 triggering ult is almost perfect timing on this course+A&S obviously. Straight is beyond unpredictable - that shit will fire 20m from finish. straight_random==1How theyve chosen one of the most asinine gamble skills to prop up really displays the level of intelligence
>>553511068My XOguri is using the Creek ult inherit so the front functions to assist her with enabling it. Already accepted front are fucking jobbers not until VBourbon comes around.
>>553511723biggest problem with 777 proc is that 2/3 of the ult is utterly useless. target speed won't do shit as you haven't reached full speed and recovery won't do anything either as late race recoveries don't adjust spurt timing.
>>553511863Late race recoveries do adjust spurt timing since the half anny update
>>553511761>not until VBourbonVBourbon won't do shit. Her kit just makes it easier to use her as a front because of groundwork. It has nothing to do with your Seiun jobbing, you're jobbing with groundwork anyway. You need rabbit Suzuka or wait until Unity is over when NSM is no longer a free skill (people will borrow yeppers instead).
>>553511863but accel is the most important part. Thats how you get far enough ahead of ENDs that they can't catch up
>>553511354Unless you're using Calstone Light, and if you are then pic related, you should always prioritize skills based around corners rather than straightaways.
>>553511863>late race recoveries don't adjust spurt timing.they do, we already got the 1st anni changestarget speed will do shit because the ult triggers late and you're already accelerating so it'll last past the accel
>lose debut>forgot about it after a few turns>dies from not being able to do hopeless stakesI'm a retard but the game is even more retarded, somehow keeps losing debut race with 300/200/200 and 200 wit
>>553487474C-curren?!
>>553508504By (me)
