Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9025 - This is gay Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>555835283
Drago!
>>555874545It’s the purest ship
fried echidna
The concept of Sonic vs Nine is GOOD and ruined by every fucking other thing about the fuckign show.
Gotta get drunk. Gotta draw.
This is on topic because of Rumble
>>555874545That Sonic Prime sprite animation feels like this gif.
>>555874871at the same time?
>>555874840Although I agree, I don't know how the "real" Sonic would've approached the Shatterverse dilemma. Unfortunately, Sonic trying to compromise with Nine over fixing his own world with Shadow lines up with Lost World Sonic feeling guilty and working with Eggman when he had Tails by his side (though, he should've learned from that? Though maybe Tails just hits a special button for Sonic, maybe even doubly after the Lost World incident where he didn't put Tails first)
>>555874945Might as well
>>555874932we need more nonverbal storytelling for Sonic
>>555874932Whats this gif from
>>555874917>guy turns fit and then furry to kill undead and monstersAt least the intro story is cool.
Jeffrey Epstein was also a furry, but he had much worse taste than us
>>555875009People here have demonstrated they can't even understand a story WITH words. I don't want to see the wrath of retarded Tailsfag optic-whores if he gets hurt by a Badnik or new rival character
>>555874834Why'd did he trust Eggman like 3 or 4 times after this?
>>555875106Because unlike you he wants to see the best in people and give second chances
crazy shit.
>>555875106Knuckles needs repetition to get it
I'm not entirely sure what all this "Hello Kitty for boys" stuff is but how do we feel about Precure trying to appeal to boys with boy characters?
>>555875002sounds fun, honestlyclosest I've done is a paint and sip
>>555874713Here's Drago as a Prelate (below Espio)
>>555874871amy sex
>>555875093Hey faggot, you still never answered my fucking question >>555856702
>>555875283I need to have fun.
>>555874917pretty funpretty hard for how short it is; it's a coin-eating arcade game after all
>>555874545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtPO02jw1uE>they put 5 suns in the pixel art background
>>555875034Sonic X Leapsterhttps://youtu.be/ZywUhXukzRI?si=Rdn3anPvOUe-VIbY>So remember kids, don't use robots in a math contest against hedgehogs.
>>555874917
>>555875543>He doesn't know about the 5 Suns of Sonic's World
The love you perform on another person's body is the most beautiful thing
>>555875656The Ultimate Buttform
amazing how a cereal mascot franchise only has to do one thing repeatedly and yet sonic team can't do that right
>>555875210Then why doesn't he trust Sonic, the guy who helped him get is rock wife back? Did this mean nothing to Knuckles?
>>555875826But that's why Sonic is still living. He's not just a cereal mascot. He's the WIND. And the WIND is medium-agnostic!
>>555875618Altered Beast guy doesn't have a tail as a werewolf or bear but does have one as a dragon
https://www.deviantart.com/norfsd
>>555875323the choice of characters here is pretty interesting, wouldn't have expected Drago and Simian to be in the shotwere the Destructix as a group popular back then? I got the impression that people only really care about Scourge and Fiona
>>555875214Cream can you stop fucking playing with your toys and help your mom at least once?
>>555875981Hes name is Beast king.
>>555875893He's racist against hedgehogs
>>555876014Imagine having a fetish for trash bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=encSPK6jWU0Why do satam boomers still think the games have no story. I watched this video and they start talking about how none of the Sonic games have a story and the movies would have to start from scratch. He mentions Sonic Forces in passing but even that has more going on than the movies.
>>555875373Because you don't have a question, just bitching >>555856983
>>555875663>Sally after sucking Geoffrey's dick
>>555876341They need the story told out loud to them. Show, don't tell creates too much ambiguity and nonverbal cues for them to parse.
>>555876341We are honestly better off if we pretend there were no stories in the post-SA2 games
>>555875826Looks to me that Forces is ooc
>>555876341>"there are other hedgehogs in the Sonic world like how in SatAM he has uncle chuck"are these people time travelers what the fuck
>>555875893Because he also knows Sonic does what he wants, so if he wants to be evil that day, its plausible
I think about sucking Shadow's cock every single day btw
>>555876438>lalalalala the games are all amazing and never do anything wrong lalalalalalala
>>555876032>I got the impression that people only really care about Scourge and Fionathat tells you all you need to know. No one else left a big enough legacy when everything is said and done.Imagine someone who just became a sonic fan today and asked "did people care about Mighty?" when they can clearly see Shadow just got a movie
>>555876341Was gonna listen and leave a comment but its a reupload from years ago so no point
You know i'm right.
== REMINDER ==>Gallagher Archie>Fun, whimsy, cartoony.>Gallagher / Penders Archie>More serious. features sci-fi and mysticism. mix of action, lore and world building. That was the sweet spot>Early Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Late Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More drama focused. most archie criticism comes from this era. (slap happens here)>Flynn Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Flynn reboot archie>serious. tries to re tell game lore its own way. very action focused>Flynn IDW>Reboot archie without the Sonic SatAM stuff>Evan IDW>Steven universe fanfic>Imada Blade of Courge>Dark age game (Sonic and his co protag)>Imada Shadow>Shadow gens with more plot>90s shogakukan manga>hellokitty for boys>Fleetway Sonic>Action focused series. advert for the genesis games with extra lore. Unlike 90s American Sonic, SoA bible is canon.>AoStH>Looney Tunes. Sonic is Bugs Bunny or Aunt Slappy from animaniacs and Tails is Skippy Squirrel>Sonic SatAM>80s/90s style action thriller with a post apocalyptic setting. Sonic is a capeshit teenager who is allied with his capeshit teenager friends to push back a world wide robot invasion.>Sonic OVA>Shounen anime>Sonic X>Slice of life, shounen anime aimed for kids 6/12. "What if Sonic was real and lived at your house". Season 3 drops the SoL and becomes a space adventure>Sonic Boom>self aware fourth wall breaking sitcom. Dave the Barbarian with Sonic characters (Knuckles is Dave)>Sonic Movies>Another Sonic X. But Sonic's character aligns with Po from Kung-Fu panda. A modern and younger version of SatAM Sonic.>Sonic Prime>Reverse "Into the Sonicverse". alt friends instead of alt Sonics. Sonic goes to their worlds instead of coming to his.>Sonic and Friends>Hellokitty for boysBen Hurst Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTuMgsR38ng
Douge
>>555876668Oh i get it, you were baiting me to start shit again. You got me haha!
>>555876752SHUT THE FUCK UP SPAMMER
>>555876227Spoilers for a 38 year old game.https://youtu.be/vW19g4Zq6is?si=MGWN54nIVY-v2DjV
Cream the Rabbit.
>>555876750If you made this you are a retard because theres some good at the top and some bullshit at the bottom
>>555876752Why do you keep reposting ts
>>555876798lots of shit gets spammed here and you are angry at this?
>>555876752You've done it...You've SAVED the WORLD!!!
>>555876784That would be convenient for you wouldn’t it
Shadria...
>>555876848Please tell me what do you like about Smokey the Bear, Chuck E-Cheese, soulless brands and Egoraptor
>>555876812No one played this in arcades, we played the crummy Genesis port that cut the neat parts out.
>naming your plane "lolita express">speaking in emails like B movie villains>perform satanic rituals and dig for fnaf pornNot even in a fucking cartoon this shit happens. Wake me up.
>>555876812I like the story of this game, sadly they could only release it on pc engine.https://youtu.be/s4PwJwcm5d8?t=22The idea of it being a play/movie is also cool.
>>555876684I guess they never really tried to do anything with them outside general mook stuff, which isn't really too bad I guess, it gives me stuff to brainstorm aboutScourge and Fiona also had closer relationships to the more important characters so it's not like I don't see why they're the popular ones
>>555876265>>555876575So it's jealousy and fear that the ME will get hedgehog'd?
>>555876750
>>555876732sex with rabbits
>>555877085Just wait until the rest for the files to be released. Sonic-related stuff could be in there as well. Anything is possible now
Getting drunk. Gonna draw.https://youtu.be/tGY_hqK7YSs?si=qZu22IaOCTf5AAlw
>>555877085You would have got crazy if you were here during the Hillary Clinton emails release then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rkMeGdYI30Just finished watching this 5 hour breakdown on Archie's entire plot from start to finish. The guy notes that Sonic and Sally barely date in the comi and that he likes the pairing based on vibes since there's literally nothing to go off of. He even says the slap isn't as bad as people say it is because by the time it happens their relationship wasn't compelling anymore. I've heard similar takes on sthg which is interesting. On sthg when people argue about Sonally they tend to make it sound like the comic or show was about Sonally for some reason. The uploader is careful not to judge Archie based on how the games would handle things except for the Sonic vs Tails arc where he calls it out as crossing the line.
>>555877416>On sthg when people argue about Sonally they tend to make it sound like the comic or show was about Sonally for some reason.that's arhcieschizo. >except for the Sonic vs Tails arc where he calls it out as crossing the line.honestly yeah. fuck that arc
I do not care about your video essay obsession.
Apologize to Krack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-LRpJYODw>tfw every Sonic character is an introvert
>>555877354It's just... how can reality be a perfect blend of draman and comedy at the smae time?
Low poly Sonic models suck
>>555876227Good to know
Sonic needs a character like this
>>555877416>people argue about Sonally they tend to make it sound like the comic or show was about Sonally for some reason.shippers getting filtered by other ships>>555877650closest i can think of is finetivus
Raping Krack
>>555877028"The power of teamwork" is a core theme of the fucking series. Theres also no need to put "sega put decals in a racing game so your car could feel like a real fucking race car" like its some big problem
>>555877650I dont watch non Sonic stuff whats his deal
>>555877712C'mon man.At least take her out to dinner! Badumtish.
Jeffery Starline
>>555877749>the power of teamwork>the world literally ends without SonicWhat does the team even do?
>Sonic is OOC in ArchieTravesty, the worst thing ever>Silver is OOC in IDWTravesty, the worst thing ever >Tails is OOC in the meta era games What are you talking about?Why does this happen?
>>555877812She literally broke an anon's heart last thread so we might be beyond dinner
Dismembering Krack while she screeches in pain. I laugh.
Hell I'm hallucinating Sonics
>>555877859>>555877862Oh, its this now. You guys can kill yourselves
>>555877919take your meds amy
>>555877793Bungee Gum has the properties of rubber and gum
>>555877650There's Zor but he's not super strong or charismatic like Hisoka. Hisoka is like if Sonic or Shadow was a sexually charged hedonistic battle hungry groomer.
Why aren't there any art of Tails, Mina, and Honey having a threesome?
>>555876750Isn't Sonic being like Lupin, which famously has radically different interpretations like TMNT and Scooby Doo, the same as embracing a classic/modern split?Classic Sonic and Modern Sonic are just Red Jacket and Green Jacket Lupin.
>>555877919take your meds Surge
>>555878013>is like if Sonic or Shadow were Sonic or Shadow
Sonic Team currently only has 3 Switch 2 dev kitsBy comparison Atlus has 20, RGG has 32, and the various Sega teams behind the Sega revival games collectively have 27
>>555877932Not until your whore mouth admits that the precious games aren’t perfect
>>555878080Surge hallucinates Starlines
>>555878043Because Tails and Mina (is an actually good ship) is preboot while Honey (stupid rape fetish bullshit) is reboot
God damnit guys. Sega never made an official statement that money doesn't exist. Ian was told not to write about Money in IDW. Sonic literally mentions money in the META ERA GAMES
If Krack died obnoxious jp nip dick suckers would fuck off
>>555877870Poor baby..
>>555878145why would you need that much to make a hellokitty platformer?
>>555878157>he got his shitty archie writer on the games and still feels the need to bitchIm sorry you cant move on, ArchiefagTailscuck
Even if Forces was OOC which it is not it is still better than the best possible Archie comic because Archie is so OOC it burns my eyes
>>555877919Take your meds, Eggman.
>>555878145When did Sonic justify deserving more? When he fumbled the bag on an exclusive Wii U deal?
>>555878223Basically that mean the team has to huddle around 2 people to work on that version, it makes testing harder.With Shadow Gens they had to barrow dev kits from RGG since Nintendo refused to send Sega more kits unless they were for Yakuza
>>555878309Forces is OOC and worse than anything in Archie
>>555877573You will start to see that nothing is created, everything is copied. the people that you to not believe in anything is the ones that are the most superstitious. The world is a circus, and we are the clowns.
>>555878181Dude why are you bringing up that shit out of nowhere>>555878309This is probably also bait but still true!>>555878347Hell nah
>>555878162Take your meds Starline.
>>555877932MONGUSSY
>>555878394Archie is at least entertaining OOC. Forces is soul sucking and depressing OOC
>>555877105I like how a lot of the Team Shinobi games had goofy endings.
>>555878508We're not ceding that ground and breaking bread with you archiefag
>archie archie archie archie archie some of us like the games and don't like what sonic team has done to tails
Sticking a knife up Krack's cunt then twisting it so she is ruined forever.
>>555878347This image alone makes every Sonic game more in character than Archie. Archie can't be forgiven.
>>555878560I’m literally not an Archiefag. Trash it all you want, just don’t call shit like Forces IC at the same time
>>555878343Apparently Sonic Team found out about Switch 2 in late 2024 and then found out Atlus and RGG knew about it since 2023
>>555878570Archiefags LOVE insulting the games and then using their shitty OOC comic that disrespects Sonic as an example of "good writing" and it just tosses away all of the character from the games and keeps their designs. It's shit. A steaming pile of disgusting poo filtered through a grounding machine until it's a muddy brown paste and forcefed to americans who go on to demand that the games be WORSE and copy their SHITTY POOP COMICS
>>555878667I view this image the exact same way. Except this had no good intention whatsoever
EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!AAAAAAH!AH! AH... ah...
>its intentionfagOh joy
>>555878690Archie makes Forces look like Sonic Adventure 2. Sonic isn't even IN ARCHIE.
>>555878872This. Forces Tails > all of Archie. And i dont even like Forces Tails, thems just the breaks
>>555878772that's fine. I still don't like what sonic team has done to tails
Suppose Sonic decided to live up to his claim in The Black Knight and decided he'd play the bad guy for once just for the heck of it. What would he do and more importantly what the fuck would his friends do about it? Would they try and stop him or wait and hope he gets bored? Would they take the third option of deluding themselves into thinking Sonic is not acting bad and play along with him?And no I'm not counting Shadow as a friend
>>555878926You don’t care about Tails then. Which is fine, just say so
>>555878810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28ul9ziu-o
>>555878343the only significant piece of work at sonic team is hedgehog engine 2. at that shouldn't need much dev kits.as for sonic games? they have been hellokitty platformers. an intern could make them provided he got his 3d models
>>555879002I mean its equal fair since as an archie fan you clearly dont care about Sonic, right?
>>555879003https://youtu.be/jjilYVHVazU?si=TuJAip4d5Eur-hM3
>>555878926Based>>555879002Forces dialed Tails back to an earlier state. It is a regression but still completely in-character. Archie took EVERY character and REPLACED their personality for SHIPPING like this is some kind of fanfic and not an official comic that fans will read and misconstrue as in-character.
>Switch 1 launch>Nintendo makes the mistake of marketing Forces>they have to deal with controversy around Sega including a seizure glitch in a port of a Wii game and Sega making the only Wii port on the system to be worse than the original version>make the mistake years later of marketing Frontiers>Switch 2 comes along and Sonic X Shadow Generations is the only game in the launch line up to have no marketing and is never mentioned by Nintendo onceFunny
>>555879082>>555878690>>555879121>It is a regression but still completely in-character.This is an oxymoron
>>555878993>Suppose Sonic [was ooc], how [would he be ooc] and how [would characters react to him being ooc]?We can get our answers from IDW and Prime which do exactly that
>>555879038Studios on average need dozens of dev kits to make game at all, near the end of the Switch 1 life Sonic Team had around 80 devs kits.Less you have the less work you can do on that version
>>555879107This person doesn't understand the games at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmqgADSrvm8>Waah boom>waah they took away Shadow's friends Boom isn't even canon.
>>555879217Its like voting. Not hating Archie is giving them a pass, which snowballs into a win.
>>555879217>d-dude im not even an archiefag im just picking fights with jp supremacists for no reasonNot him but cmon bro who are you kidding
>>555879132Nintendo knows better than to trust Sonic now
>>555879267PJ Show is a fucking retard and it annoys me he gets views and gets to spread shitty rhetoric. I wish I was a fucking Sonictuber.
>>555878534I really love the goofy ending from arcades a shame the genesis version didn't keep them. I lost the count of how many times I finished Golden Axe.
>>555879003This person doesn’t understand Tails at all. No, he wouldn’t cower to Chaos under any circumstance. “He was depressed” is not an excuse. His entire character is about believing in himself and never giving up just like his hero Sonic, even in tough times
>>555878810>>555878667Every characterfag has a moment in the franchise that betrays and scars their personality so bad that just looking at it is offensive. For Sonicfags it's Archie's Sonally bullshit. For Shadowfags it's the zombot attack. For Tailsfags it's forces. The problem is that everyone knows by now that all of the above is OOC and can't be defended. The only people who defend it are brand bootlickers who try to like everything Sega puts out. Silverchads have a REAL reason to be mad.
>>555879340My *only* stance is that Forces Tails is a travesty that should not be defended by anyone. If you want to spin that into Archie somehow that’s you being schizo
>>555879478Agreed, because Shadow and Silver (and Amy and Sonic) in IDW is worse than Tails in ForcesEven if we agree Tails in Forces is a little bad, everything else is worse
>>555879340neither of those anons but it is not absurd to be a game fan, see Forces Tails as a travesty, and be against anyone defending it regardless of what they are
>>555879478Silver's problem is SEGA insisting on shoving him into the story but not having him really do anything
all im saying is if i have to choose between Forces Tails or Archie i choose Forces TailsI know we shouldnt have to make that choice but this is a franchise where every other day we have to make a trash vs garbage choice and this is just one of them
>>555879530It is not “a little bad” how fucking dare you. It shits all over the core of his character to prop up Classic Sonic in fucking 2017. Some people actually like IDWver, NO ONE likes Forces Tails
>>555879649What if I choose neither?
I don't hate Archie. I hate Archiefags trying to force their Archieisms into the canon products. I hate Archiefags lashing out at anyone who knows their shit about the games or the JP side. I hate that Archie allowed people like Ian to work their way up to lead writer. But I don't hate Archie, in a vacuum. I'm fine with leaving Archiefags alone until the moment they suggest my favorite characters need to be overwritten. That's when I bully the fuck out of them.
>>555879606>Silver's problem is SegaIn every game he's apart of from Sega, Silver is given a written reason to be thereIt is purely IDW (Ian/Evan) who want to shove Silver in the past while giving hil nothing to do so he can gawk at the Diamond Cutters and sulk when they ditch him. Thats not Sega.
>>555879267I don't want to be a dick but this video seriously misses the mark. I saw it earlier today. I don't understand the fixation on acting as if everything in the 2010s was canon and scorned Shadow. Free riders was negligable at worst. Rise of Lyric isn't canon. Forces was perfectly fine, he was barely in it. Hell it even gave us some team darkfaggotry. TSR is just a party game with no real plot and another mishandled dub. Shadow's "2010s characterization" feels like some kind of fandom myth especially if you're someone who only takes the japanese side seriously.
You guys spend way too much time arguing about your subjective stances like you need to justify it to internet randos.
>>555879236>Black Knight Sonic is ooccurious
>>555879668>people who dont like or understand Silver like IDW Silver!Hows this an argument? If I say I like Forces Tails youll rightfully tell me I dont like Tails. Same shit applies
>>555879606You either push a character as par of the regular cast, or you end up like Cream where Sega refuses to use you at all.
>>555879726Hard agree
>>555879530Tails in Forces got so much backlash that the next game broke the fourth wall to apologize for it. The comics meanwhile completely destroy everyone and get away with it. That doesn't seem fair.
>>555879726I would not mind Archiefags at all if they didn't feel the need to constantly try to recharacterize the characters from the games. That is it. They can have their Sally and Bunnie and all that. Stop trying to make Sonic the shitty boyfriend jock guy. Stop trying to make Shadow the soft shoulder to cry on. These aren't the characters.
>>555879810No, Black Knight Sonic was Sonic being himself and saying "I don't care about what your black and white morality labels me as, I'm doing me"You proposed "what if he became a villain for fun for a day?" That's ooc, he wouldnt become a villain for a fun. An actual attempt at this plot without the ooc Sonic part is in X where they have that bullshit about the moon and everyone thinks Sonic is being evil and "stopping Eggman from saving us", and what they actually do is ask Knuckles to fight him.So that is what would happen if THEY thought he was being villainous. He wouldnt actively go be a rapist or something for fun because thats ooc
>>555879892Because one is a game that gets way more eyes than comics people only bitch about Twitter
i choose...krack
>>555879828Creamfags are so fucking annoying its unreal
>>555879813There are people out there who like both Game Silver and IDWver. Not saying they’re right, but there’s a reason for that. There is no one who likes Forces Tails period
>>555880038>Sonic the rapistI mean what if he was raping for the greater good?
>>555880126But she wont choose you
>>555880190And what if I like both Forces Tails and regular Tails?
Archie Unleashed pisses me off so much. Ian really asked "What if the werehog worked like a generic werewolf instead of being used to make an interesting statement about Sonic's character" and archeifags eat this shit up because it makes Sonic "relatable"
>>555880170You don't need to be a creamfag to see that Cream gets neglected. I have yet to see another character besides Big be left out of something like TSR and/or Forces
>>555880229Then you'd have to wait till either the aftermath or the climax (heh) for him to explain why he needed to rape and why it was actually the right thing to do
>>555879478>The problem is that everyone knows by now that all of the above is OOCThis isn’t true though. For some reason you have retards like >>555875093 defending ANYTHING in the games just because it’s in the games
>>555879726Shadow gets this the worst because Archiefags swear that he is the best written version just because he's nice.
>>555880335Why don't we do the math on this one? Because Big was left out of all three Riders games. Sega All Stars 1, Transformed, and TSR have Big instead of Cream.Neither Big nor Cream was in Forces, both of them in CrossworldsAdditionally, TSR left out Espio and Charmy. Forces left out Blaze. So no, Creamfags are full of shit
>>555880423That's why I said bootlickers
>>555876750i think sonic should just be sonic
>>555880595We cant have that because there are faggots in this thread right now who will try to weaponize that logic to let anything be Sonic>"bro archie sonic is sonic just chill sonic is sonic bro"
Sometimes an adaptation can improve the source material, just look at Arcane and League of Legends. Then all of Arcane's problems hit when the second season tried to develop all the characters into their game versions. Everyone except for hardcore fans of LoL hates the second season. This is what's going to end up happening to IDW if they do what Sonic fans want. You already have Blade of Courage.
>>555880235@krack is this true
>>555880690Idw isnt an adaptation, its a canon continuation of the games post-Forces. Hope this helps. I also dont give a shit about alienating people who like the wrong version of something. At least moviebabs i will have sympathy for and let them keep their sonic for now
Ratings as a parent (mother or father)Vanilla the Rabbit: 10Cream the Rabbit: 10Big the Cat: 9Maria Robotnik: 9Miles "Tails" Prower: 9Tikal: 9Chaos: 9E-102 Gamma: 9Knuckles the Echidna: 9Princess Elise: 9Trip the Sungazer: 9Amy Rose: 8Blaze the Cat: 8Shadow the Hedgehog: 8Silver the Hedgehog: 8Sonic the Hedgehog: 8Vector the Crocodile: 8Espio the Chameleon: 7Sticks the Badger: 7Wave the Swallow: 7Rouge the Bat: 5Storm the Albatross: 5Jet the Hawk: 4Charmy Bee: 3Doctor Eggman: 3E-123 Omega: 2Metal Sonic: 1Which ones would you change?
>>555880797>Sonic>8>implying he'd even show upSonic would leave to get milk.
>>555880289I know you don’t, because no one does. There is zero reason anyone would like Forces Tails. While some people do like Silver being cute and uwu in IDW
>>555880797The hedgehog boys are too high. They would be as good as Rouge
>>555880761I feel like moviefags wouldn't have a problem if they got the game characterizations because that's just an extreme version of the character development they already have. Like the MCU taking a decade to turn Peter into Spidey
>>555880950>its ok for Silver but not for TailsAh so thats what we're doing
are there people who actually like forces tails?
>>555881003I am really hoping that when Moviefags grow up they can coexist peacefully and enjoys things separately and dont act like Archiefags about their version of Sonic and his world, just because they are more valid than Archiefags (which they are)
>>555877793morally ambiguous, self serving, arrogant, sometimes sexually devious. he'll be a friend or foe depending on what he gets from it. now that I'm thinking about it, they basically sum up rogue.
>>555881143Yes, but apparently we arent valid because some random Tailsfag decided so.
>>555881143no. it's just a shitposter
>>555881194Rouge has never been an enemy since SA2, only a rival
>>555879726I actually like Archie and IDW, but they are indeed very out of character. So out of character that I don't see "Sonic" in these stories. It's Archie Sonic. I will never see him as simply Sonic. His name is Archie Sonic, Sonic for short. I don't have any hate for him, but he is not Sonic at all. Not even close. He does and says some things that vaguely resemble the american dub take on Sonic, but that's being generous.
>>555881106That’s just how it is dude. I can go find people on Twitter right now who simp for uwuver. I can’t find anyone who would say “yeah, Tails in Forces is great!”
>>555881143No
>>555881252>if you dont agree with me youre shitpostingI dont know i think i would call baiting jpfags into responding shitposting
>>555880980Rouge would be terrible dude. The hedgehogs have problems but at least Shadow and Silver would try. Rouge has already stated in canon she doesn't want to be a mom. She has little to no empathy for others and values rocks over real people. She doesn't seem to know how to cook either, I bet she just gets takeout. Rouge would probably scream at the baby if she were sleep deprived enough. We know Shadow is capable of being a good caretaker of sorts from Maria and his pet Chao. He is loyal to a fault. Silver...at least his heart would be in it, even if he struggles at times. Sonic is good at taking care of a Chao, at least for short periods. I think he'd be okay in the moments he's actually present.
>>555881272You just dismissed the idea here someone could lile him
>>555881297no one unironically likes forces tails. not even as a joke. if you do well good for you but i am having a hard time taking you seriously
>>555881297jpfags don’t actually like Forces Tails they just fake it to keep up appearances for their Jap corpo agendas
I remember when Black Knight came out I was confused to see screenshots of Shadow in knight armor. I figured he would never want to dress up as a knight and that it's beneath him. Completely misread that it isn't even Shadow.
>>555881254hisoka isn't really an enemy either. no one in hxh are good or bad.
>>555881390Yes I did. Because no one does in good faith. It’s all about defending Glorious Nippon
>>555881391nta, but it's a series reboot game, Tails ignoring the previous games is because of that. if you don't like it, blame Iizuka.
>>555880980No I'd say Silver would be a good dad, Shadow is harder to judge but I'm sure he could make some logical leaps and go 'Maria would want me to raise this child', but yeah Sonic would be gone
>>555881391JPfags only hating Archie for mischaracterization and not just the concept of OCs is a step up from how they were years ago. I don't know why they started defending Forces though.
>>555881528I do blame Iizuka, and Toyoda, and anyone else involved (Sonic Team). What I can’t stand is people here absolving them of blame because “its their IP, Japanese franchise” or whatever other horse manure they spout
>>555880980Silver would absolutely be a good dad. He'd screw up at times but still. Shadow would be a dad who is too strict at times but ultimately also be a good dad. Rouge would need character development or she'd be an absolute garbage mom. Literally choosing money over her kid.
>>555880797I'd argue rouge would be at least a 7 out of 10 mother. She has been shown to prioritize other people's lives over her jewel collecting when necessary.
>>555880595>I think Sonic should just be the Sonic I grew up with.
>>555881565Nah. The hedgehog boys would all rank equally for different personality reasons, and they would be middling to slightly above average at best
>>555881518>>555881391>everyones as bad faith as me!This is why we dont get anywhere
>>555881707The whole concept of forces and current canon comes from Iizuka and Nakamura; Toyoda is just following them. I don't like the whole idea and concept they built it, but some people might. understand that without it, IDW would never exist, so IDWfags would defend it.
>>555881743i grew up with all of these, unfortunately
what if eggman just tied shadow up and attached a vr headset that completely seems real so shadow is transported back to the ark with maria but he isn't in control of his own body and he has to watch as his body rapes and mutilates maria and it feels real and smells real and he can't stop it he can feel her brittle bones break as she begs him for mercy and he can't do anything about it how would he react to this
>>555881305>She has little to no empathy for others and values rocks over real peopleEvery time this has been a serious choice Rouge folds and does the right thing. She is all talk and you fell for it
>>555881919>projectsthat's why this place is a toilet
>>555881948I would so quickly flush IDW down the toilet if it meant Forces never happened
>>555881962I have to say, trapping Shadow in a virtual reality with Maria is actually a really good plan I'm surprised they haven't done. Get ready for Sonic x Shadow Forces by Ian Flynn in 2027
>>555882065I would do the same to Forces if it meant IDW didn't happen
>>555881919Go ahead, explain why Forces Tails is good, and please take the Japanese cock out of your mouth first
This is still the funniest thing that ever happened in Sonic
>>555880595Sonic if he real
Tails in Forces was a regression
>>555881962This would work on literally anyone, except maybe Sonic. He'd be all, "aw man, I mutilated Amy again! Way past uncool!"
>>555882198For what? Whatever I'll say you'll just call me a shill, or that I actually hate or don't understand Tails. You proved you can't be reasoned with.
>>555881707My theory is that most of these people would have hated Forces Tails too if the comics didn't exist, but they hate the comics so much that they defend Forces Tails because at least it isn't the comics.
>>555882109Imagine trapping Shadow in VR and he has to save Maria but she keeps dying in different ways no matter what he does lol
>>555882261Because you’ve never given a good reason (because there is none)
>>555882241ST would make Sonic be the only one immune
>>555882357The characters would say something like "That's just the kind of guy Sonic is!"
>>555882357Mutilating your friends really makes a guy hungry! Glad I made it out!
>>555882315I will never understand such kinds of people
>>555881305why do we like these toxic characters again?
>>555882470You were people. You were people in the 2010s when they said "at least this game isnt 06", and then finally Boom came and legitimately raped everything and then it became "at least it isnt Boom""At least" is core to the Sonic fan experience
>>555882464Hey he's not wrong
>>555882470Imagine that you're a purist. You can tolerate people thinking Tails is a coward, that at least happened in a Sonic game. You can't tolerate people thining Sonic is in a smoochy sexual relationship with a girlboss who openly wants to tie him down and make him mature and serious. That is 7 things that didn't happen in the games. Eventually you might forget that it isn't necessarily bad writing, it's just inaccurate to the source material.
>>555882425>Sonic not giving a single fuck about murdering Amy hundreds of times>My hero!
>>555882329Thats a good idea but after like two fails he would catch on that something isnt right. In Dark Beginnings he had already caught on
>>555882464i think chilidogs smell like shit
>>555882261Because only shills or people who hate/don’t understand Tails would like Forces Tails. It’s really that simple
>>555882604you clearly have never had a good one
>>555882631Wow, so like IDW Silver?
>>555882470That's how fans usually are. If a game comes out that mischaracterizes Tails extremely people will definitely say "at least Forces didn't make Tails drink from a toilet" and no matter what you say it will be hard to attack Forces because technically yes Forces never made Tails drink from a toilet.
>>555882586Amy would secretly hope Sonic was instilled with a desire to rape her from it
>>555882604
Next game will be inspired by Ghost in the shell
>>555882724MY FUCKING HERO
>>555882647Sure
>>555881707It's their IP. Japanese franchise. Forces Tails was in character.It's possible for an in character scene to be shit. Being shit doesn't automatically make it OOC.
>>555882764Surge and Kit?
>>555882764It better be
>>555882719She'd be disappointed.
>>555882851Fuck you niggerdow you never liked Tails
>>555882851I actually agree with you.
>>555881391I like Sonic Forces. I don't feel anything in particular about how Tails acts in this game.
>>555882851It is shit. And OOC. Just because it’s Japanese doesn’t automatically make it IC
>>555882470It's been 9 years already. So the faggots that were when it released are already 20 and posting in here, same for people that enjoy the comics. Get it? There are people who grew up playing forces, Frontiers and such.
anyone got that one old mspaint comic where tails bends over in fear and starts spraying diarrhea everywhere which turns chaos' water brown
>>555882993>Just because it’s Japanese doesn’t automatically make it ICI don't necessarily disagree but the Japanese rarely make anything that is OOC
>>555883072Well they did. See: Forces, Tails
>>555883049>So the faggots that were 11yofix'd
>>555883114Forces Tails isn't OOC, you just don't like the story and that's okay.
>>555882764I would love for there to be a canon Sonic character who is a human brain in a mobian body
>>555883049Which is why we need to tell them that their shit is OOC before they get hired by SoJ/SoA and further infect Sonic with this garbage
>>555882851>It's possible for an in character scene to be shit. Being shit doesn't automatically make it OOCThing is, while you are technically correct, at what point is bad writing ooc? At what point does a specific list of traits that a character is known to do, go too far under a writer until it stops being in-character?
>>555883218by then you'd be in your 50s. do you want to be another kuta?
>>555883183Yes it is. You just have a pathological need to defend all Japanese products because you’ve made it your identity to do such
>>555880797Sonic would be a good father but Amy would be an even better mother. She would be a 10
>>555883295Archienic does many things we are explicitly told Sonic would never do by his creators. Forces Tails does things that we infer that he shouldn't be doing, but never goes against any official statement or even contradicts a previous situation from the games. Tails has never experienced a 6 month period of believing that Sonic is dead.
Spreading Tails’ buttcheeks
>>555883332No I don't. I don't care to defend the production team at all. I just don't agree with you. Sega and Sonic Team made many choices that I don't agree with, but they know their characters. Sega of Japan does not have an issue with characterizatioin.
>>555880797>>555881305>>555881713 Raising someone isn't just changing diapers and feeding a baby. Shadow lacks the most basic social skills to teach or to make a good role model for a child. He would be a terrible father
>>555883509They clearly don’t know their characters that well, or Forces Tails would not have happened.
>>555883295One could say that these images are ooc yet Sonic has been devastated by death as seen in 06. What if it started to snowball into more game scenes until one day, Tails falls off a cliff and then pic related happens. Is it in-character or out of character?
>>555882993But how can it be considered OOC if it doesn't contradict what was already established? You might think it does, but you're viewing the situation too broadly instead of focusing on the circumstances behind it. Forces Tails believed Sonic was dead. He was completely hopeless. This wasn't the case in the Adventure games. The scene sucks, but from a logical perspective, it could be in-character. You shouldn't conflate that with defending it, even the most autistic of us will agree it was a bad choice. I didn't like it.
>>555883403How about fighting back immediately after Sonic is killed? He did that in SA2. Meanwhile, exact same situation came up in Forces, where he didn’t do shit. Why? Because he was OOC. What further proof do I have of this? Oh idk, maybe picrel where he was COWERING BEFORE SONIC OR INFINITE EVEN SHOWED UP IN THE VERY BEGINNING
>>555883692Sonic reacts strongly when Tails is in peril compared to other characters, it would be a new situation that we would have to judge seperately
>>555883736It does contradict SA1 and 2. Those games established that Tails will fight even if he is scared (SA1) AND after witnessing Sonic die (SA2)
>>555883782I see your point but from Tails's perspective he just saw Zavok, Metal, Shadow, Chaos, and Infinite all gang up on Sonic and kill him. That is not the same as watching Sonic get surprised and launched out of a shuttle. Even if it was just Shadow, Tails is not standing a chance in this situation. The smart thing to do is flee.
>>555881106UWUver is a moeblob but he has his moments of usefulness. Forces Tails is a complete waste and if written out of the game nothing would change.
>>555883969>The smart thing to do is flee.Then he would have done so in the Chaos 0 scene as well. But instead he turned around showed ass and accepted his death BECAUSE HE WAS BEING OOC
>>555883935In SA2, if Tails fled, Amy dies and Eggman gets the Emerald. Tails succeeds in protecting Amy but still fails to protect the emerald.In SA1, if Tails fled, Eggman would detonate the rocket and kill everyone in station square.In Forces, Sonic was defeated by four extremely powerful opponents already. Tails cannot defeat characters that steamrolled Sonic. The game doesn't imply that the people Tails was with were hurt. There is no reason to have him fight here.
>>555884063They literally would not win without Tails figuring out the Rookie's ruby prototype makes him immune to Infinite's
>>555883782Japs call Forces a Parallel universe because of a lot of differences. So the changes in tails is because they actually wanted to make Tails different from what he used to be. In this Parallel universe Tails is just that much of a coward.
>>555884109So why didn't he flee then and choose instead to freeze?
>>555884182>let’s call it a parallel universe and make the characters worseYou should hopefully understand why I don’t want to defend that
>>555884224He froze up because it was six months later and he had enough. There weren't other people to protect, just him. The one thing in this world that gives Tails strength is gone. It's a moment of weakness.
>>555883935In SA2 he literally says he doesn't believe Sonic is dead. Forces Tails had 6 months to let that sink in.
>>555884109There is every reason he should stand and fight against only Chaos 0, but he doesn’t do that either
>>555884373I think you're presuming due to gameplay that Chaos 0 isn't extremely dangerous. He's immediately established to be bullet proof. It's not ideal but I can definitely believe that classic Sonic is just stronger than Tails here.
>>555884259You might not like it, but that's how it is and how it'll be from now on, because that's Iizuka decision.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/555416217/#q555421225I'm not even defending it, I actually hate this idea, but what can i do about it?
>>555884346Denial is the first stage of grief anon. Tails believes in Sonic, but he’s not dumb. You don’t survive exploding in space, and he had zero reason to expect the chaos control asspull that occurred
>>555884461You make this point but even in SA2 Tails is upset enough that he literally allows Eggman to steal the chaos emerald from his own hands. We literally see him react to that. Tails fights Eggman still thinking Sonic is around and then fails one of his promises in SA2
>>555884286gross, Sonic should ditch that weakling.
>>555884731>time loop of Sonic grooming himself to transition
>>555884424I’m sorry, Tails isn’t THAT much weaker than Classic Sonic that a one shot move Tails can also do wouldn’t be possible. Tails also beat Chaos 4, even with help that should qualify him to handle 0>>555884432>what can i do about it?Speak up, like I am? The fanbase enabling this garbage is part of the problem. If fucking Paramount of all companies can bend to fan pressure Sega can too. >>555884579He doesn’t actually think Sonic is alive, why part of “grief” do you not understand? Fighting Eggman is the point, he didn’t even do that in Forces
>>555884776Classic Sonic is fast enough to restore time in White Space but sure man Tails isn't that much weaker
From a logical perspective and strict adherence to what the games say, Modern Tails is wildly inconsistent. Meanwhile, Classic Tails is fine
Why does everyone talk about Tails in Forces but not how Silver does fucking nothing besides job to Infinite or how Knuckles wipes out most of the blobians with his retarded human wave tactics?
>>555884776This is why you can't argue with Tailsfags. They think in black and white. They see "chaos 4 > chaos 0", not knowing Tails didnt fight Chaos 4 individually but fought him with Sonic, and figure "grr i hate context Tails shouldnt ever be scared because one time in SA2 he sacked up under a different situation"
>>555884940No one defends those things. For some reason people want to excuse Tails being a pussy
>>555884940we already know that even at his best, knuckles can't out strategize doctor eggman
>>555884940>Silver does nothing but [almost die to Infinite??? What is the problem? Is this an optics thi-->muh big waveOh, it is. Forcesperg.
>>555884940Because the story sucks so much ass that everything is seen as retarded writing. Tails is just the most egregious because it did extreme damage to the character that it was actually acknowledged in the next game for better or worse
no amount of smooching sally and saying he would compromise with her in archie is on the level of forces tails what the fuck are you talking about. at least that was a completely different version of sonic.
>>555884967I quite literally said he did it with help, or can you not read? It still qualifies him to handle 0. And I’m also not saying he shouldn’t be scared, I know he is in Adventure. The POINT is that he fights anyway, but you don’t want to give him even that because you just hate him. Talking to YOU retards is the brick wall
>>555884776>Speak upI do say I dislike Iizuka being retarded and actually address the point that they are trying to reinvent Sonic yet again. But I'm not expecting any real miracles from it.
>>555884881The entire point of Tails, Classic or Modern, is that he can keep up with Sonic
>>555885206>even with help it shouldNo, it shouldnt. Because in a physical fight Sonic and Tails isnt an equal partnership
On a long enough timeline everything becomes OOC. The only hope for the franchise is death.
>>555884909That’s called character regression/assassination
>>555885378>Sonic and Tails isnt an equal partnershipYes it is, or at least it should be if GARBAGE LIKE FORCES didn’t poison the general consensus against it. Just say you hate Tails and get it over with
>>555885298No, it's that he can fly with his tails. Just because Tails is fast enough to not get left behind when Sonic isn't trying doesnt mean he's as fast as Sonic
>>555885395Funny how across 60 years James Bond could do it but sure
>>555885395There's no death in this world, only suffering and caps lock assault rifles.
>>555885492>Yes it isNot physically. Now who isn't reading?
>>555885513But let me guess, you want to say Shadow or Silver or Blaze are as fast as Sonic?
me on the left
>>555885594Yes physically. Tails can spindash and attack enemies and go fast just like Sonic, all the way back to Classic. I again reference Forces and the meta era wrongfully turning him into the iPad baby as *poisoning* the minds of the fanbase into thinking he can’t fight, which is NOT TRUE
>>555885759Judging by eggman shape, could he spindash?
I realize I was drunkposting last night. Sorry.
>video complaining that the Switch 2 didn’t magically fix Forces, Colors HD, or Frontiers>guy goes on a big rant how Nintendo should be the ones to fix these games for Sega
>>555885821Maybe if someone was willing to teach him. And it has to be the classic Eggman that was outrunning Sonic and was literally round
>>555885821If he could tuck his legs into a ball shape, yes.
>>555885551The novels were written over only like 15 years and any fan will tell you the movies are wildly inconsistent characterizations. Only Dalton played it close to the books.
>>555885903If it’s who I think it is this it’s the same guy who claimed the Switch 2 had a horrible launch sales wise, the Steam Machine is the future, Xbox is actually making smart plays, and Yakuza is not in a bad spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnOyHiBRBc
>>555885873Don’t apologize, it was entertaining
>>555886072>Yakuza is not in a bad spot.NTA but it absolutely is. The series is going through it's own equivalent of the Meta Era and many fans are fucking pissed off due to the lack of quality for the past five entries.
>>555885186Everyone who acts like that's the worst thing ever is 100% a Sonamy fag
>>555885873We all get drunk and post cringe sometimes.
>>555885759My favorite classic Tails moment is when he went Super and helped Sonic defeat Eggman in Doomsday Zone
>>555885623>ShadowYes?>Silver and BlazeNo? Not your oppfag agendafag
>>555885929>>555885969https://youtu.be/LRIFAGr5mOc
>>555886326I don't.
I want my favorite sonic boy to be cool and awesome but i can't stop thinking it would be hot to force him into lace panties, stockings, and a collar, looking up at the cam with cum on his tongue and dried tear tracks like the broken slut he is. but i also want him to be cool
>>555886296Yeah the account that he was talking about seems to be a Pro PC/Sega account which those guys seem to think Yakuza has never been better.The least offensive thing they’ve done is rerelease 0 but they’ve been focusing on Quantity over Quality for awhile now like Sonic
>>555886480If youre talking about Tails i agree
>>555886480Sonicyumes....
>>555886393If you want to say Shadow is as fast as Sonic using his air shoes then Tails is also as fast using his tails. Neither is actually as fast as Sonic, but they can mimic it with gimmicks
>>555886480I dont think about Tails having a collar usually but thats a great idea for next comm
>>555886585I dont wanna say that because Im not a retard. Shadow is as fast as Sonic naturally. No air shoes required.
>>555886438...Not yet.
https://files.catbox.moe/ji7zwm.mp4
>>555886701Yeah okay Iizuka whatever you say
>>555886769Balenaproductions hates Shadow and deleted every video where he mentioned this
>>555886769>jewlena productions
>>555886824qrd?
>>555886954It can't be traced back to me so fuck it. He wanted to work with Sonic Official Social Media and got rejected and that's why he basically dropped Sonic
>>555886954Steve is a "His name is ROBOTNIK not EGGMAN" Sonic's shitty friends DiCBoomer who deleted loads of content because of Sonic fans attacking him over it and was a lolcow before his current channel
Coming up to Tails and just absentmindedly scritching behind his ear because you forgot he was fully sapient and then just walking away without looking back before he has the chance to say anything
>>555887256I was gonna argue this is dumb and ooc but Tails literally would do that, he'd just take it and shift in place uncomfortably. Hes the perfect rape victim
>>555887256Would he purr
>>555887256Doing this but not walking away because he says he likes it and wants you to continue
>>555887336Why is it always straight to rape with you people
>>555887561I'm sexually frustrated. Do you wanna talk about it?
>>555887561Rape franchise.
>>555887236Really? I remember him being an Adventurefag.
>>555887697I orgasm five times a day to the thoughts of making love to my favorite Sonic character. You?
Cream the... Loli?! Nani?!
>>555887883Cute, but the huge gloves are weird.
>>555887460>painted nailsThat nigga is gay
washing Amy Rose
>>555887834He loves SA2. He hates Shadow and Maria.
>>555888016yes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkLs1v-2rJc
>>555887882I gooned the sensitivity out of my dick in my teenage years and now I have ED at 23.
>>555888078That's rather interesting. I hardly ever hear people say they love SA2 and not love Shadow. It's usually a package deal sort of thing
>>555888249Some people love it for being able to play with Eggman. But real niche thing.
>>555888235Bro I used to beat my meat like it owed me money since I was 10 and I still have sensitivity 24 years later. What the hell is wrong with your body
>>555888492I've been masturbating since I was 5.
>>555888390Ah. See that's another thing that makes SA2 so great. Games hardly let you play as the villain and SA2 is one those few times where you get to play as Dr. Eggman. I hope one day ST revisits the idea of playable Eggman vs Sonic or maybe Shadow
>>555888249In Steve's generations review (which he deleted) he went on about how he's glad Shadow isn't a big part of it and that he never "liked Shadow or his Maria"The thumbnail for the video can be found but not the video. He's pretty consistent that he doesn't like Shadow or find him interesting nowadays but he used to bluntly say that he doesn't like Shadow's "anime bullshit"
>>555888581I've been stroking since I was 4 and I still have sensitivity. How many deposits were you making a day? I was usually twice every other day.
I love Sonic prime uwu
>>555888752Sporadic until I learned of Pornhub in sixth grade, then it became daily. By high school (and especially covid) id be doing it twice a day, sometimes hitting up to five times a day
>>555889072Bro you need hobbies.
dear lord, save the anons in this thread from faggotry and sin
>werehog_scream.mp3
>>555889179If we cum to enough gay porn we'll stop having gay thoughts. It's proven science.
>>555889109My hobby was gooning. I was at a birthday party and outnamed friends when it came to knowing porn stars. A friend and I literally started a 30gb google drive of hentai/drawn porn and gifs/animations, and I did it all from my phone, didnt even have a computer. For most of my life, porn has been a consistent part of not just my lifestyle and regulatory behavior, but my identity itself
>>555889179God love gays
>>555889312Damn, a real life porn addict. I'm sorry to hear that bro.
>>555889312I guess I get it. I'm more of a collector than a jerker though.
>>555889312Sally would love you
>>555889336And he wants them to repent!
>>555889398???
>>555889336>being gay and TransThat's just being straight but believing you are a failure as a man. Liberal Academia has cooked this generation.
In an ideal world, Tails gets influenced as a child and decides maybe he isnt a man, and transitions to live as his true self
>>555889296I keep jerking off to cute mobian boys to stop the gay thoughts but they only get stronger. Are we sure this is true??
>>555889653Fact: 90% of guys turn gay just before they blast inside of Tails and get turned straight
>>555889653You need to double your dosage.
>>555889620That's bad parenting from Sonic
if you have to mischaracterize an existing character you've actually created a perfect reason to just make an OC. IDW and Archie have the opposite mindset.
>>555889789Sonic isnt his parent but it happens while Sonic is away so hes unable to convince Tails hes just young and confused. When he sees what happened, he time travels to stop Tails from transitioning, but then he meets Silver and Blaze and learns that if Tails doesnt transition, it will doom the future AND the Sol Dimension.
>>555889921What could possibly happen in the future that making Tails transition is a key moment in history
>>555889960her pussy is visible in this image
>>555890050Silver isn't born because he was born from a faggot who was so disgusted by Tails that he tried being straight for one day.
>>555889960Yo you can see her coochie, you are going to scare Whispercel
>>555889747My balls are going to hurt, but at least I'll be straight.
https://youtu.be/H_TwHV9Qtjc?si=V7cxQRmBdJYhahTP
>>555890050Eggman realizes he can never top hurting Sonic more than Tails transitioning, so he quits his world conquest to become a teacher, so he can make more generations of kids transition. Unfortunately, Eggman was key in stopping an Argus/Solaris-like deity, and without his expertise and forces backing up the main heroes, the future is doomed.
>>555890536>I feel so NAKED without a weapon
What are some things gay guys say when they bottom for a straight guy to convince the guy that they are still straight?
>>555890536Nicole stop genning lewds of your friends.
>>555890695In high school I used to use the old saying about "if someone cooks one time, are they now a chef?" to convince guys one time wouldn't hurt
>>555890536Holy fucking sex.
glad that sonamyfags are so normal, calm, reasonable, and sane.
>>555890997She's got STDs from everybody in Knothole Village. Don't do it, Sonic!
>>555891341What if Sally could mix and control her STDs like a super power?
>>555891315i have noticed they were aiming their guns more towards shadamy these days. since most sonallyfags have retired
>>555890943>"If someone cooks one time, are they a chef?">tfw I've "cooked" 15 times, all with the same hookup (36yo white fat bastard, 5/10 looks in the face), and he's done everything to me>I succ, he's had me on my back with my legs around his waist, I've been mating pressed, done doggy>done pretty much everything but kiss and hold hands, because that's too gay for me>he buys me whatever I want, even pays my rent (but is getting tired of that and wants me to move in with him)>apparently it makes him diamonds when I tell him I'm still straight M-Maybe I'm not a chef, but I can settle for a line cook...
>>555891431Yeah I know. I don't see why they feel threatened by non canon ships
>>555891531gran autismothey behave like 2000s amy
The acorn family rapes kids and drinks their blood.Sally was fucking young boys all this time while you were not watching.
>>555891462This is hot. You guys have never even kissed during sex? Please tell me he has came inside you
>>555890536>>555891621These are incredible. Are they ai? If they are I don't really care.
SEGA only having merch of Sonic and Amy for Valentine's Day is funny to me. They are against making it canon but they know it sells.
>>555891632Just when I thought Sally couldn't get any sexier, she becomes an /ss/tacy
>>555891675that way they can make merch for other ships. why make 1 money when you can make 2 money?
I can't even edge properly anymore because of you guys. Cum just starts leaking out
>>555891846huh?
https://files.catbox.moe/lna0f8.mp4
>>555891871I think of femanons having sex with Shadow and Espio while male anons run a train on Tails or fool around with each other while all agreeing they are straight
>>555891923Cool but where are her nipples
>>555891937i wasn't questioning the material
>>555891632Sally would never drink anything but cum you liar!!!
Sally gains power boosts from cum
>>555891937I want to be in a bisexual relationship with Bunnie and Antoine.
>>555892052(she doesn't, she just tells people that)
Golden child
>>555891923>Rosemary is fucking Tails>he climaxes>she inspects and realizes it is a pitiful amount>"what happened sweetie?">"aunt sally...">"ugh, that harlot. did she at least have the decency to make sure she took every drop in her vagina?">"no... she used her mouth... she said she wanted me to feel good, and she wanted to taste it... she says it feels really refreshing down her throat"I think Tails semen is really valuable in universe. Like some of kind of racehorse. Like Secretariat
>>555892095I was gonna ruin it for you but theres literally no way to not get something you probably want/would enjoy, so, good on you
SOMEONE UPDATE QUAVER'S PARTY PAGE
>>555892225Dude his art is NOT that good for you to be feening this badly
>Tails comes home>Rosemary welcomes him with a slobbery tongue kiss and a grope>this is so she can feel his balls and inspect how full they feel>"Tails... did someone have sex with you today?">"Sorry mom. Mina Mongoose was going through a rough patch with her mom and I wanted to make her feel good. she told me if she's still single when we're older that she'll marry me"
>>555892162Thanks, babe.
>>555891665yes AIit fucked up her tail here
>>555891653>this is hotI hate it. I'm only okay with it right now because I'm out of work.>you guys have never kissed?He'll kiss my cheeks because I always turn away, I don't kiss him back. Sometimes when he's hitting a particularly good spot, he'll make me say things I don't mean, but I still won't kiss him.>has heNot the first couple of times, but every time after that, yeah. He claimed he was a virgin until he met me, and I didn't entirely believe him but his std checks came back clean. Once I get another job I'm considering ghosting him. I'm not gay and I still want a wife and kids eventually. He seems like a cool guy if we're just hanging out though. He's also really good at Smash, I can't beat his Sonic, I play Cloud.
Shadow would be a great dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkLs1v-2rJc>preboot fan continuation>SALLY dumps Sonic because she doesn't want to be "tied down"Archiefags, I take back everything I said. Comedic geniuses.
>>555892787Sorry Sonic, but I'm the wind. I can't be tied down.
>>555892502>Sometimes when he's hitting a particularly good spotSo you... enjoy it?>he'll make me say things I don't meanHeh, like what? Also pleeeasse tell me he's bald or balding>but I still won't kiss him.Ah, so its just you? He wants to stick his tongue down your throat? How is he ok with your 'arrangement' if he can't even kiss you?>every time after that, yesHotttt. >I'm considering ghosting him. I'm not gay and I still want a wife and kids eventually.Is there no way to make everyone happy? Like a throuple or something?>He's also really good at Smash, I can't beat his SonicHeh, a Sonicchad is he? That's cool. I'm also a Sonic main. Can I also blast balls deep inside you while you leglock me? Ahem> I play CloudNo joke, of everything you said, this is by far the gayest thing you said. No wonder. Everything else lines up now. Thanks for posting Tails btw, idk if you realize but it makes everything you say hotter
>>555892901I have tears in my eyes anon
>>555892502Anon you are ultra turbo gay and you need help.
>>555892901Windbros, Sonic is too stagnant. We must move on to Sally now.
>>555892901Sally please save us from the gays!
In a few years, Boom chads will take over /sthg/. Adventurefags and the rest of Windfags need not apply.
>>555893090Is this the Sonic from that AU where he has a kid with Surge
>>555893198Satamfags. Grew up in the early 90s but became prevalent in the 2000s one decade later.Windfags. Grew up in the 2000s but became prevalant in the... 2020s? Why did this happen?
>>555893376Why do... kids grow up and make their voices? Wow truly a mystery nigga
>>555893569I think their point is that it took over twice as long for darkage fans compared to Satam fans
>>555893376>>555893664dark age fans were repressed by classicfag tyranny
i sent my name and email to a tarot reading website, and they said they'll email me my fortune, but it's been 2 week and no email has shown up. did I get scammed?
So fucked up I can't enjoy a porn comic unless there's romantic development. I'm pathetic.
>>555893734Yes because you can teach yourself tarot. Why do you think a dumb bitch like amy can do it
>>555893198>boomers
>>555892905>enjoy itI do, yes. I guess.>Like whatExtremely generic stuff "Who's bussy is this?" "Tell me who owns you." "Tell me you love me or we won't keep going" Honestly, it's more embarrassing that I go with it. >is he bald or baldingNot at all, he has a very luscious head of blonde hair. I've seen a picture of his dad though, and he's bald. >Ah, so its just you? He wants to stick his tongue down your throat? How is he ok with your 'arrangement' if he can't even kiss you?Yes, yes, no idea. >Is there no way to make everyone happy? Like a throuple or something?That wouldn't make me happy. I just want a wife. I don't want even a remote chance of him cucking me with my wife, or him cucking my wife with me. >Yeah he likes Sonic, probably doesn't know that I love Sonic, or that I'm a Tailsfag. >can I alsoYou couldn't afford me. >playing Cloud is gayFUCK you, Cloud is based. >thanks for posting TailsI would've posted him anyways. >>555893004I'm literally straight. Maybe not the straightest man that ever lived, but straight.
>>555893734I don't believe in them, but aren't tarot readings supposed to be done in person? You might've gotten scammed, but maybe send an email first
>>555893376Satam favs were the very first storyfags and characterization fags. There was no preceding set of fans that they had to drive out l
>>555893734god stopped a demon hare from taking over your lifedon't try to contact them again
>>555893841Are you feminine/fem presenting or are you just a regular guy with a mustache and shit
>>555893862the only reason i sent it was because they said a real person was doing the readings based on a poll i filled out. i such a sucker...
>>555893198Boom will age like milk all cause they made Knuckles and Shadow retards
>>555894202So you're saying Knuckles is in character? Isn't Shadow also a total dumbass in idw comics?
>>555893198The movies are the only spinoff I can see having true staying power. SatAm Archie and IDW make JP purists too angry but the movies have a bigger fandom than the games
>>555894305milk goes SOUR, Knucklehead
>open thread>gay ass shitSUCKING ON BIG BOOBS
>>555893791You like slow burn?
>>555894008I'm 6'2, 220lbs. No facial hair though. Regular guy. I don't look or sound gay or feminine.
>>555894771Slow burn is based. As long as something is built up
>>555893376People always argue about what Sonic should be, windfaggotry was bound to happen sooner or later but it's just that, another flavour of the month narrative that will die the moment we get a new game or movie
>>555895028
>>555894080I hope it wasn't too expensive anon. Maybe try buying tarot cards instead next time. It shouldn't be hard to learn how to use them
>>555894749Lanny milk will make the thread straight again.
>>555894749>>555895306Fags
>>555894202Everyone in Boom is a retard.
OOC is good
>>555893791Nah dude, sex without emotions is empty as hell. This is a sign you are growing up.
>>555894824220lbs of... fat? Or muscle? And do you have long hair or regular short hair?
>>555893841There is no way this is real lol.
>>555895928They don't call 'em TailsFAGS for nothing...
>>555875251Cute.>appeal to boys with boy characters?I'm male and you're making me consider watching the show with that image, so maybe it works.
>>555889179Bless this thread
become someone pointed out a spelling mistakeI'll also try drawing fighters honey rather than archie honey next time
>>555895985I'm a Tailsfag myself, but I wouldn't say that sort of thing...
>>555896216>becomeOkay. I'm a fucking retard.
>>555896216Nothing wrong with drawing different incarnations based on the context
yo, coming here to share a few leaks I got from a Sega insider regarding Sonic Racing Crossworlds >there will eventually be voice acting added for the free dlc characters and SpongeBob and Patrick, none of the other dlc characters will get this treatment, insider said it was supposedly a pain in the utmost ass to get Nickelodeon to agree to this>more tracks and crossworlds will come as a part of a dlc pass, kinda similar to what Mario Kart 8 Deluxe did with the Booster Course Pass, there'll be about 3 packs with 6 tracks each and 3 Crossworlds, only ones I was told about were Mirage Saloon, Westopolis, and Wave Ocean as tracks, and Sky Sanctuary and a Special Stage inspired track as Crossworlds, these packs won't add characters btw, sorry.>some of the upcoming free dlc characters are B.D. Joe from Crazy Tazi, Arle from Puyo Puyo, Surge The Tenrec, and Red from Angry Birds.>A SEASON PASS 2 WILL HAPPEN! current IPs that are in talks are Garfield (due to the upcoming sequel to the 2024 movie, will also seemingly be the only Nickelodeon IP in the pass btw), DC Comics (to tie in with the Crossover Comics, Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman are gonna be the added racers from what I'm hearing), and Crash Bandicoot (due to the franchises 30th Anniversary this year, Crash, Cortex, Coco, Crash's Kart from Crash Team Racing, and they're deciding between either Wumpa Island or Electron Avenue as the track), the devs are also supposedly pushing to get Powerpuff Girls as a part of the pass but complications of Sega being partnered with Nickelodeon might prevent that, they are 100% happening for Sonic Rumble though.that's all I got to share, take this with a grain of salt.
>>555894356>bigger fandomEveryone paying to go see a movie once and forget about it isnt "fandom". Fandom is staying power and consistency, the opposite of what movies (in general) do
>>555896216Thanks i appreciate you not being mad about feedback
dun wana die.... wanna live... uu...
>>555896561>whisper in the hospital after ANOTHER heart attack
>>555896561What do you want to live for, hun?
Calling Tails a girl during sex but before he can object I've already came inside him
>>555896389Interesting.
>>555896671Why her boobs look like that
>>555896671boobies...
>>555897123I appreciate that Quaver isn't stingy about ships.
>>555896389I'm tired of crossovers. Do you know anything about the next main series game? When will we see it?
>>555897265...expect a 2027-2028 release at the EARLIEST, it might be revealed later this year, I'm not exactly sure.
>>555896764Excessive groping.>>555896781Then make sure you take care of yourself so you can live to see as many boobies as possible.
>>555897368Damn so that means I'll legally be able to drink in the united states and there still might not be a new mainline sonic game? That's fucked.
>>555896389>Devs are supposedly pushing to get Powerpuff Girlsplease let this be real leakeranon, I wanna be able to fucking decimate that bastard Jet in a race as my beloved Blossom
>>555897368That's sad. Anything else releasing in the meantime?
>>555897448>Excessive groping.from who, you?
>>555897448Who gropes them the most? Sonic openly? Tails before bedtime? Rotor when theyre sneaking around in his workshop and hes trying to prove to Bunnie he isnt gay? Sally when theyve had too much to drink? Dulcy when shes had nothing to drink?
>>555896389sonic will meet garfield??11!!!?????
>>555897503nothing really, it's mostly just updates to Rumble (next few collabs are Powerpuff Girls, Minions, Spongebob, and Toy Story.), brand collabs (apparently they're in talks with IHOP again for a return of the sonic menu), and smaller stuff like that, nothing major coming for a while
>>555897564And Antoine too??
>>555897645They've been putting out a major new game every year recently thanks to the success they've been having. Why would they stop like that?
>>555896389>GarfieldTHE FUCKING PROPHECY WILL COME TRUE
>>555897691Anon you have to wonder if maybe i purposefully left him out if i included Rotor and DulcyWhat ill say is Bunnie is not at all against it but Antoine is the only person who "respects her too much" to do something like that, not knowing basically everyone else is going to town. As a gag maybe he bumps into her breasts a lot or trips and falls face first into them. Unintentional comedic motorboats
>>555897698supposedly it's due to Sonic Team taking note of fan feedback to frontiers and wanting to make sure the next mainline game isn't rushed out, it seems the big thing for this year is simply all the new Crossworlds stuff
>>555897557God I wish.>>555897564>Sally when theyve had too much to drink?Someone stop that slutmunk.>>555897691I'm beyond jealous of Antoine in Archie.
>>555897843Okay good, I was hoping for the latterWhat a gentleman
>>555897924And I'm beyond jealous of Bunnie in Archie...
Ntr bait doujin of tails wrestling with his complicated feelings towards Cream and constant fears that's she's been stolen(devoured) by his bully shadow that keeps dropping cryptic clues that shes sleeping with him but never confirming it so he can keep grasping the idea that she's a pure wholesome girl who hasn't been dirtied yet because he's projecting his own personal possesive vibes on her and then he getting kinda creepy and weird with her before the narrative comes crashing down and it's revealed she's been sleeping with shadow the whole time and never even knew tails had feelings for her and it turns into a cautionary tail of projecting your incel fantasies onto other people, when?
>>555885929"Modern" Eggman can run fast in SA2 Chao garden tho*I wish Sega rebranded Modern because there are literally parents that were born after that game released now
Antoine is the type of guy to not get invited to the orgy, run inside to warn everyone Robotnik is cumming, slip on someone's cum, and fall dick first into someone's hole
Is elias also involved?
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE IN CHARACTER ALL THE TIMENON CANON SPINOFFS? THEY NEED TO BE IN CHARACTER TO THE GAMES OR ELSE THE CREATORS DESERVE TO BE RAPED IN THE BUTT PROMOTIONAL ART SHOULD BE IN CHARACTER TOO. STOP MAKING EGGMAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH SONICFANFICS AND FANCOMICS? THEY NEED TO BE IN CHARACTER TOO, NO EXCEPTIONSFANART? IT HAS TO ALWAYS BEE IN CHARACTERPARODIES? I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT HAS TO BE IN CHARACTER TOOYOUR THOUGHTS? YOU BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT SONIC AND ROUGE HAVING SEX, THAT'S OUT OF CHARACTER. EVERY THOUGHT YOU THINK SHOULD FOLLOW THE MANDATES
>>555898102He wasnt in satam and we're talking about satam not pendershit
>>555898130>STOP MAKING EGGMAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH SONICThis is in character>all that other stuffYes agreed>YOU BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT SONIC AND ROUGE HAVING SEX, THAT'S OUT OF CHARACTERThat's also in character>>555898076This is hot but idk if Tails is the right guy for it. Maybe Charmy or something
>>555898091>and fall dick first into someone's holePlease be my hole. Please.
>>555898089They apparently tried renaming it to Legacy when they were trying to kill it and replace it with Boom so I'm glad that didn't happen.
>>555896389here's something I really should've mentioned, when I said "dlc characters getting dialogue" I mean something similar to what Miku has, simple voice lines for boosting/attacking/select screen stuff, don't expect any rival dialogue between Patrick and Zazz is basically what I'm saying
>>555898102Has he ever even interacted with Bunnie?Anyway, she would let him, and then later on he would make Sally roleplay with an accent and wear bunny ears when they have sex
>>555888029
>>555898212No charmy is too cool and confident to be an incel. He's the kind of person who grows up to be a casual lady killer by being funny and good looking and bombastic
Blueboardanon you need to stop being so horny for Antoine.
>>555898309Tails isn't really incel material either. He's more focused on either his tech work or helping people
>>555898212>That's also in characterNO NO NO IT'S NOT
>>555898354It's not in character for them to fall in love with each other, but it's in character for them to have meaningless, no strings attached, casual sex with an emphasis on freedom and what feels good in the moment
>>555898419STOP! NOO!!!! THEY WOULD NEVER DO THIS!
>>555898531They would literally not even bother using condoms because they don't care about risks and just live for the moment
>>555898340That's true but his persistent crippling self doubt issues that keep cropping up in games leads him to be the most readily believable even if the premise is out of character, especially since tails doesn't even like cream like that in games, they barely interact. I just like cream x shadow and drama and tails is the one shadow keeps beefing with for no reason so it's easy to just slot him in
>>555896389>the devs are also supposedly pushing to get Powerpuff Girls as a part of the pass but complications of Sega being partnered with Nickelodeon might prevent thatMaybe they can try getting the Powerpuff Girls Z anime versions to bypass this lol.
Sonic and Rouge are the most obvious loveless fuckbuddy characters in the whole Sonic series
>>555898318Sorry.
>>555896216Awesome! Think you can reupload the correction in the full pic >>555854067?
>>555898634I will readily believe that sonic has bent rouge over many many things since they first met.
>>555898609someone familiar with PPGZ here, sadly that won't happen, the rights for it are a massive clusterfuck (tangled between Cartoon Network, Toei Animation, AND Aniplex/Sony) and I doubt a company like Sega would wanna mess with it
>>555898681I didn't mean it please never stop!
>>555898634Theres a twisted kind of love in being someones long term "loveless" friends with benefitsOne day during sex sonic and rouge accidentally say they leave each other and they both dont know what to do about it after the fact
>>555898928Meant to say love* each other. But maybe they do leave each other if they cant handle getting serious
>>555898771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0SSeYv5Flc
>>555898714Catbox finally works, here https://files.catbox.moe/9h5jnb.png
>>555898928>>555898972>anon tried to be horny but was accidentally in characterlmao
>>555898243leakeranon here one last time, I at least know of TWO IPs that were meant for season pass two that ended up getting scrapped, Pixar Cars, and Dragon Ball, Cars was due to Sonic Team not being able to figure out how to make the characters (it was going to be McQueen and Mater) work with the vehicle customization and water/air transformations, and Dragon Ball was due to Toei not being a fan of the deal Sega gave them to add the franchise to the game, from what I heard it never got past the planning phase due to this, which it was most likely going to be Goku and Vegeta, a Shenron inspired extreme gear, and the Spirit Realm as the track
>>555898928I can see Sonic and Rouge "loving" each other in the sense that they love the freedom the other represents but not "loving" each other. They do not want to get married and do taxes together. They love freedom. Sonic and Rouge both represent freedom in different ways, but they aren't in love.
>>555898924yay
>>555899159>hire colorist>they can't colori wonder if idw is hiring.
>>555899137>Dragon Ball scrapped due to Toei being stingy bastardsARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS BRO
I would murder someone to be able to suck Shadow's cock and I'm not particularly into cocksucking. I don't care whether I have to come on to him and do everything myself or if he grabs my hair and facefucks me, it makes no difference, I will do virtually anything he wants and I will love it. I was built for male hedgehogs.
>>555899264Get in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWaDxYH4h0
>>555899039Cool! Can that one be edited into /sthg/booru >>555874545?
>>555899308>toei being toei
>>555899470H-Hot. I sometimes feel that way about Tails, without the murdering part.
>>555899573Consider it done.
According to both Battle and Sonic Channel, Rouge and Sonic actually struggle to cooperate because they both are uncomrpomising. Rouge is the one who bends eventually but Sonic is more likely to screw her over if he doesn't agree since he can't be manipulated.
>>555899137Can we get Naruto?
>>555899843Sonic lpisses me off in the channel story. He betrays her for LITERALLY no reason. The very second he gets uncomfortable he decides to fuck the whole mission.
>>555899932very, VERY unlikely, there were talks for Little Witch Academia but those quickly fell through, doesn't seem like any anime ip will be added to the game for the moment
https://x.com/i/status/1996840780103905391We could have this but Sega wanna keep fucking around with westoid slopmation
>>555899470I want to caress hi deeply. Rape is too much for me
>>555900026Don't ask him why. He doesn't need a reason. Sonic's got his way, his own way.
>>555899843>>555900026what channle story
eak
>>555900165>Archienic 1 second before getting smacked across the face
>>555900113>IDWHard pass.
>>555900226>Year 3 DLCYou are stop stupid
>>555899159That makes a lot of sense anonCan you tell me how they'd deal with a pregnancy scare? Not the full ride, just a scare
>>555900294KEK
>>555898089So.. if Cream aged in real time... how many kids would she have by now, with whom, and do any of those kids have kids of their own?And don't tell me "none," she's a RABBIT.
>>555900026Are you retarded? He betrayed her because he knew she was gonna betray him first. Which she literally does, and then when it doesn't work because he outplayed her shes like oh damn
>>555900226og leakerbro here, the crossworlds portion here is almost completely fraudulent, I didn't hear any talks about Hello Kitty, Street Fighter, or Adventure Time, and that Year 3 nonsense is completely fake. the only two correct things there are Crash Bandicoot and most likely Powerpuff Girls
og OG leakerfag here, everyone here is full of shit including me. Including you
>>555900432plus Among Us was a fake leak that came out amidst when all the SpongeBob stuff was being leaked
>>555899642You should murder people, it's good for you>>555900142I only say rape because I'm sexually frustrated and Shadow is very reluctant. But I wouldn't actually. I'd caress him lovingly and give him everything I could, earning his trust, never doing anything that could shatter it. Being near Shadow after he wakes up from a nightmare, feeling the shudders still wracking his tense frame, pushing him back, spreading his legs, and sucking his cock until he forgets.
Check out this Sonic leak
The og'est leakerfag here, no more Sonic character are allowed in crossworlds, only other brands.
>>555900535>sonic won't get to outplay the sussy baka imposter with his street smarts
>>555900346Sonic lives life with no regrets. I don't know what he would do. I think Rouge would freak out though. For the full ride I think that baby would either be the most well adjusted or poorly adjusted kid ever.
I really want to know how this page, and every other with OCs in the background look in the trade paperbackThey changed some facial expressions for later releases, but entire crowd sections just to be sure they won't get sued again? It'd be a challenge
>>5559003823000, with me
>>555900226>Bluey ....yeaahhhhh I call massive bullshit on this, Powerpuff would be hype though
Been watching so much YTP today, all the words in this thread are even more scrambled than they are usually
>tfw perfect husband material but he only fuck fat ugly bastards
>>555900823Why that call? Bluey is relevant unlike the Girls
>>555900870the fat boys get the hot guys/girls
>>555900663It's a little sad that even someone as free as Rouge would still have to bend and kneel to the wind, solely because he wouldn't be at risk
>>555900382>And don't tell me "none," she's a RABBIT.ok Blaze
>>555900914...what would Sega be more likely to add to Crossworlds >a very popular classic show with a pre-existing fanbase that would love to get new content>a show literally made for preschoolers, the complete opposite target audience for Sonic.
>>555900870>Even the gays get FUB'dWe need to kill those fucking menaces
>>555900226>Sonic, Shadow and Silver are the playable charactersI like them and this is just horse water
>>555900845Boy am i glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here.
If Sonic came in side Rouge then that Baby is getting raised by neither of them
>>555901080>made for preschoolers,>the complete opposite target audience for Sonic
>>555901080hellokitty for boys
>>555901128And that he's the sheriff..
>>555901032Cat Supremacy
>>555901189are we forgetting that sonic was originally made to be the bad boy of platforming mascots? ads like this exist for a reason
>>555901213You call this a big heavy stove?
>>555901350No we don't, but we're also up to date, not stuck in the 90s
>>555901225>the poncho wasn't an original ideafffffffffffffff
>>555901397look man what I'm trying to say is that a bluey crossover seems more likely for something like that fucking sonic and friends thing they do on tiktok, not crossworlds
Eggman: 35Vanilla: 28Vector: 25Rouge/Knuckles: 21Sonic/shadow/silver: 18Amy/espio: 16Tails:14Cream: 12Charmy: 8Sonic ages headcanon thoughts?
>>555901425Nothing about Blaze is original tbf
>>555901225The who patrol
official btw
>>555901505Eggman is way too young. I'd say at least 49 years old.
>>555901505I make my dog wear a condom when we have sex
>>555901612I can't wait for the future year 2020
she fell so perfectly flatso perfectly in line
>>555901890these swatbots literally mistake her for a man, does anyone remember that part
>>555901425We knew Blaze had a cloak that she throws off in action from old character profiles which for some reason never appears in the games, the implication being that it either symbolizes her introvertedness or suppresses her fiery powers in some way, but her leaked internal Sonic 2006 bio claimed it was actually because she was self-conscious about her chest size.
>>555902008
>>555902096rare moment of archie showing a canon character trait before the games did, the other is Maria being sick
>>555902096kek
>>555902091I want Blaze to ask out Silver and he politely rejects her because he's already dating Whisper, and then she notices a hickey on Whisper's cleavage
>>555901890They say that when she lays face-down at the beach, no one part of her sinks into the sand more than any other part
>>555896389...leakeranon here one last time to say MOST OF YOU GOT FUCKING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE LMAOOOO
>>555902263>alienmyth64 pfpBased.
>>555902256I don't hate girlbossmy but I hate people who like girlbossmy
>>555902263but seriously the powerpuff girls better actually get into crossworlds or else I am fucking tracking down and drenching Izuka in very very cold water so he gets sick and catches a cold
Rouge landed softly, crossing her arms over her chest. "Sonic...we need to talk about that night. When things got...heated."Sonic's grin faltered, eyes narrowing. "Yeah? What about it? It was fun, no strings attached."She swallowed hard, her voice dropping. "No strings? Well, turns out there might be one. A big one. I'm...pregnant."Sonic froze, his relaxed posture shattering. "What? Pregnant? From that one time? You're kidding, right? This has to be some kinda joke."Rouge's eyes flashed with irritation and hurt. "Do I look like I'm joking? I took three tests, Sonic. It's happening, and it's yours."Sonic paced in a tight circle. "No way. This can't be happening. I'm not ready for this! I can't be a dad. Diapers and midnight feedings? That's not me!""And you think I want this?" Rouge snapped back, her voice rising. "A kid would ruin everything I've built. But it's happening whether we like it or not!"Sonic stopped, facing her. "Then why tell me? You could've handled it your way. I don't want this!"Tears pricking at Rouge's eyes. "Because it's half yours, you idiot! I thought you'd at least...I don't know, step up. But fine, run away like always. That's what you do best.""I'm not running, I'm being honest!" Sonic shot back, his voice cracking. "I can't give up my freedom for something I never asked for."Rouge sighed, wings drooping. "Look," she said, stopping to face him. "Neither of us wants to play house. So...maybe we just...abort it."Sonic's eyes flashed with fury. "Whoa, hold up! That's your fix? Just...get rid of it like it's nothing?"Rouge arched a brow, crossing her arms. "Oh, now you're Mr. Moral Compass? Five minutes ago, you were all 'I'd be the worst dad ever,' remember? But suggest fixing the problem, and suddenly you're offended?""It's not about morals! It's...it's life, Rouge! You can't just decide that without-""Without what? You stepping up?"The silence stretched, broken only by the wind. Sonic glanced away. "This sucks."
>>555902465do it anyways, iizuka deseves to get a really bad cold
>>555902263G-guys, we are fast on our feet but slow in our heads.
>>555902557uuu?
>>555902523You're GOOD
>>555902532not unless I don't see my girl Blossom be near Pac-Man and Miku in Bikini Bottom, ...I take these matters very seriously.
>>555902523Did ai write this? Sonic doesnt get this heated and panicked. That first wave of panicking denial is totally wrong.
>>555902789how would he react then
>>555902789Sonic can lose his cool sometimes in Sonic X
>>555902523>>555902789>>555902946to get AI to write even halfway in character instead of just using the most generic tumblr cliches imaginable you have to dump like an entire dissertation on the character into the prompt and hope you don't run out of context
>>555902523>>555902946>>Rouge's eyes flashed with irritation and hurt. "Do I look like I'm joking? I took three tests, Sonic. It's happening, and it's yours."Sonic frowned. "What are you going to do?""What do you mean, 'what am I going to do'?" Rouge squinted. "It's half yours."Sonic shook his head. "I have thoughts, but it's your body, not mine. I can't tell you what to do with it.""I'm willing to hear out your suggestions for now. Like I said, half-yours.""And you think I want this?" Rouge snapped back, her voice rising. "A kid would ruin everything I've built. But it's happening whether we like it or not!"Sonic stopped, facing her. "Then why tell me? You could've handled it your way. I don't want this!"Tears pricking at Rouge's eyes. "Because it's half yours, you idiot! I thought you'd at least...I don't know, step up. But fine, run away like always. That's what you do best.""I'm not running, I'm being honest!" Sonic shot back, his voice cracking. "I can't give up my freedom for something I never asked for."Rouge sighed, wings drooping. "Look," she said, stopping to face him. "Neither of us wants to play house. So...maybe we just...abort it."Sonic's eyes flashed with fury. "Whoa, hold up! That's your fix? Just...get rid of it like it's nothing?"Rouge arched a brow, crossing her arms. "Oh, now you're Mr. Moral Compass? Five minutes ago, you were all 'I'd be the worst dad ever,' remember? But suggest fixing the problem, and suddenly you're offended?""It's not about morals! It's...it's life, Rouge! You can't just decide that without-""Without what? You stepping up?"The silence stretched, broken only by the wind. Sonic glanced away. "This sucks."
>>555902946like thishttps://youtu.be/HNQwcr5RaYU?si=BF-W_ePhJQCuCQPp
>>555903035I posted too early, whoops. If it doesnt delete, ignore rhat
>>555901032>>555901225Girl, being a cat is cool, but bein' racis'? That's so crunked up. Some of my best customers are bunnies and foxes, and they're TOATS adorbs!(But maybe I should consider paying more attention to who gives the most tips...)
>your fanfiction about rouge suggesting she abort sonic's kid is oocah, sthg. home.
>>555901608The Paw Patrol?
Well, character experts? How would Sonic and Rouge react if he got her pregnant?
>>555903235GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PAWFAG
>>555888583>Games hardly let you play as the villain and SA2 is one those few times where you get to play as Dr. Eggman. I hope one day ST revisits the idea of playable Eggman vs SonicOne of the things I'll never forgive Lost World for is ruining a Crash Twinsanity-style setup for a Sonic/Eggman teamup.
>>555903056also on the topic of this did you know there's actually MORE THAN ONE PIZZA HUT SONIC ADhttps://youtu.be/7J2PiDW_jzk?si=Bg3BBtJFGImPnvWohttps://youtu.be/-hgRra4DfPU?si=d69iVuZgJJfzWOqghttps://youtu.be/ucEUgqeNMy8?si=6x_EXiBeqIWw9i3xhttps://youtu.be/HWb-caAqeWY?si=vAue36-rlkse9_Zyhttps://youtu.be/KTgprer582g?si=6h9Be1ZOxDaCTvlW
>>555903035>>555902523>>555902946Ok, here's my real attempt. The arrows are because I agreed with the first earlier part before it.>>Rouge's eyes flashed with irritation and hurt. "Do I look like I'm joking? I took three tests, Sonic. It's happening, and it's yours."Sonic frowned. "What are you going to do?""What do you mean, 'what am I going to do'?" Rouge squinted. "It's half yours."Sonic shook his head. "I have thoughts, but it's your body, not mine. I can't tell you what to do with it.""I'm willing to hear out your suggestions for now. Like I said, half-yours.""Well," Sonic sighed. "I believe in personal freedom, so like I said, your call. But I also believe in the sanctity of life. The fact that is happened isn't coincidence. It's nature. Who are we to get in the way of nature?""I don't speak in fortune cookies like you, Mr. Free-as-the-wind. What are you getting at?""If you're not interested in raising it, I'd at least appreciate if you saw the pregnancy to term. Put it up for adoption. Give it a chance to live a full life... like its parents do. Who knows? That kid could be the next Tails, saving this world from the next Eggman.""Carrying the kid is the hardest part. And if I'm doing that all to dump it on someone else, there's no point...""Well, I'll back you up. It's my responsibility. That's a promise..."He stuck out his pinky."And on the off chance you decide you want to be a mom... just let me know, and I'll back you up there too. Because it's my responsibility."Rouge interlocked his pinky with her own."You better know what we're getting into, smooth talker.""Not a chance! Where's the fun in that?"
Did 4chan just eat my post after i wrote it up
Violating cream for a week straight and shouting "GET A LOAD OF THIS" every time I cum so the next time she battles Eggman she breaks down into tears and becomes inconsolable
>>555903194I'll take one of everything and put it on Bunnie's tab.
>>555903536...Fine, I'll order Pizza Hut again. Only because of Sonic.
>>555903027Havent people done that here before? I assumed people were dedicated
>>555903728
>>555903737are you gonna order the ultimate stuffed crust, thr cheesy bites, or the ultimate cheese lovers
My favorite what if is what if Archie Sonic had good art from the start?I think that would go a long way to making it more palettable for people
>>555903749it's so fucking dumb, you have to be super specific about everything, even if it seems obvious. any hole you leave it will make something wrong up. its inference and context capability is 0%
>>555903941Ultimate stuffed crust, I fucking love stuffed crust OURGHHHH
>>555903991That literally, no joke, sounds pound-for-pound, EXACTLY like Ian Flynn and Evan Stanley
what if we had world peace
What if I sucked Shadow's cock and molested him lovingly
>>555904024yeah I bet you do you greedy fat fuck
>>555904024Fuck im hungry for it too
>>555903728>she still didn't learn after the peanut incidentOh, I can't WAIT to see how your order gets botched this time.
>>555903868Don't worry, you can have a taste~
>>555904178fucking kill yourself
>>555904179*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRP*
>>555903194>>555903728>>555904253Shut up roleplaying Archie furniggers. >>>/co/ >>>/trash/
>>555904108Sally appears in 200.000 results in the files.
Why would you even roleplay as Fiona? She is abusive.
>>555904293why... why is she licking her
>>555904294Yesss talk to me just like that...I'm gonna cum
>>555903629why would she cry when remembering a good time?
>>555904386>she is abusiveIt's a matter of perspective.
>>555904106I need to read more Archie to understand who was in the right here.
>>555904460Jeffrey, being raped is traumatic and damaging to a little girl.
>>555903537Everyone took the news differently.Tails didn't think Sonic and Rouge could make good parents, but he didn't tell them that. It takes a village to raise a child, and he figured he was definitely going to be part of the village. Blaze felt the same.Shadow didn't approve. He felt it was reckless and irresponsible to bring life into this broken world, no different to building a living weapon. At the same time, that baby deserved the potential to be happy as Maria had wished. So his eternal mission to watch over the world and stop its bad actors would continue.Knuckles laughed. He found it hilarious that Sonic was now attached to the batgirl for as long as the kid would be in their lives. Openly, he was happy she'd have a distraction preventing her from stealing the Master Emerald. Secretly, he was jealous that Sonic was going to go on the journey of fatherhood, because he too desired to one day father a family of his own.To everyone's surprise, Amy didn't react with any negativity or scorn."What? They're having a kid. It's not like they're getting married. I love Sonic, and I'll love his child too. That's what true love is all about! I'll be the best stepmom ever once we get married!"
>>555904416Fiona is spicy
>>555904386shartchiecucks didn't even read their own shitty comic
>>555904441my god you people on this site are beyond saving holy shit, Maria did not sacrifice herself for this shit
>>555882109you joke but sonic x shadow forces is real at sega. fuck you anon
>>555898354sonamy is not canon. amy is sonic's bestie
>>555903235Is... Is Paw Patrol's original target audience old enough to post on 4chan now?
>>555904563Amy: I'm such a happy cuck
>>555904546Being raped is traumatic to anyone, that's why I wanna gently and slowly dig out her guttyworks while she clings onto me and grinds her hips into my pelvis
>>555904386>She is abusive.archie fiona is ooc
>>555899308>Dragon Ball scrapped due to Toei being stingy bastardsWhy lower themselves?
Being raped isn't traumatic for boys. If I stick my finger in Shadow's ass and ram his prostate until he cums, he will be fine. All boys want sex so you basically can't rape them.
>>555904715You can't fix /sthg/'s Fiona.
>>555904885>All boys want sex so you basically can't rape them.You're going to kill Whispercel....
>>555904734>>555902263HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE STILL FALLING FOR THE "LEAK" AFTER I LITERALLY CAME OUT AND SAID IT WAS FAKE
>>555905009you can stop samefagging now
>>555904692Amy's love for Sonic transcends sexuality. It is a pure and unconditional love not burdened by petty things you'd ruin a relationship over
>>555904670Doubt it, the kids who started watching it when it came out are probably like 14 nowThe fans that ARE adults currently were never the target audience
>could have had capsul car karts Fuck toei dude seriously
>>555904715isn't she an archie character?
>>555905068NAH DAWG THIS SHIT IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME LMAOOOYOU PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE FUCKIN ANYTHING IF IT'S WORDED WELL ENOUGH
>>555905114Can confirm my brother watched it and hes in high school now
>>555905078>You will have to marry me!>Marriage? NO WAY!>umm it's le bad l..l localizationshut the fuck uo
Yall niggas really like paw patrol
>>555905197Yes, Amy wants to get married. Where did I deny that? Amy is not a sexpest like you. She isn't thinking about things like cucking, besides the fact that she does not want to share Sonic.
>>555905190>YOU PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE FUCKIN ANYTHING IF IT'S WORDED WELL ENOUGHIt wasn't worded well, Dunning-Kruger. You're being counter-trolled.
>>555902263I was one of the earliest replies you got, and I just want to say, I like fake leaks. I treat them as a form of fanfiction. I make some myself sometimes, although I make them less realistic and more comedic. Thanks for sharing yours. Make some more sometime.
>>555899137Bullshit. There were never talks of Dragon Ball in CrossWorlds. There is however a single anime IP that is slated for year 2 as free DLC , being Lupin the 3rd. What I can confirm is Disney content (Mickey Mouse related) getting halfway through development for "quality reasons".
/sthg/ is easy to manipulate. If you do it right the entire thread could be yours. Do you desire power?
>>555905196does he still like it by any chance?
I think the thing about Sonic getting Rouge pregnant is that once that happens all bets are off. The worst has happened so they'll just brazenly keep going until the kid is born. And then once it is, uh oh, what do you know, Rouge got pregnant again... and repeat
>>555905403>>555902263lmao, lol even
>>555904342Fiona was a prisoner on Acorn island for years before escaping. It explains a lot.
>>555905518He has not watched it since he was a kid/baby. Did not even care to keep up with the new movies. Unfortunately he... reads BL manga now. So I guess I messed up by enjoying my personal life and not spending more time with him.
>>555904670>>555905114>>555905196Paw patrol first aired in 2013, 3-6 year olds are currently 16-19.
>>555905614feed him meat until he stops being gay
>>555905262she is just a little girl with a crush. she will get over it once she matures a little
>>555905614Ah, damn. Honestly I'm not sure it would've made him not get into BL if you had spent more time with him, unless you were to look over everything he consumed
>>555905724tom don't fucking do that smoking is bad for your health
>>555903868Goddamn the artists loved Bunnie.
i bet some of you assholes have fucking capri suns in the fridgefucking toddlers
>>555905825Axer was a horndog like us.
>>555905876Why are you making up whole dudes to get mad at? That's weird.
>>555905876...I like the mountain cooler ones D:
>>555905789I don't know how it happened but he's the opposite of me. Sonic and Tails. Sans and Papyrus. Mario and Luigi. I had him play Sonic games as soon as he could understand what was going on on his iPad. And at least he still likes vidya today, he's a big Pokemon Kirby Mario and Fire Emblem fan. But beyond that he doesn't even like physical activity. I'm no jock but I like casual basketball with friends. And he's the opposite of me socially. I have no trouble making friends, and I was never friends with girls. He struggles immensely making friends, and only seems to be able to befriend girls (and not in the cool chad way).
>>555905876Capri sun tastes like fucking shit. so no, let me check what I got right now..This bitch is near empty, I got a jar of pickles.
>>555905992who's laughing now>>555905995
>>555906012That's really sad, I'm sorry anon.You should try to push him to find some sort of physical activity he can enjoy, for me that was swimming.I'm guessing most of his friends are online?
>>555906140>>555906140>>555906140
>>555906063am I not allowed to enjoy a fucking beverage because it isn't manly enough? do I have to drink a fucking full glass of beer with salt and pepper and a full fucking steak mixed in? is that MANLY enough you fucking reject? let me enjoy my fucking capri-sun you utmost waste of oxygen
>>555906012Your brother is his own person, and he's fine stop being an ass to him
>>555906063Oh, wow. 1 guy.
>>555905990>Rouge punchingcursed
>>555906173actually nah that ending sentence was too nice, fucking off yourself you absolute dumbfuck gymbro "IM SO TOUGH!!!" says they're a badass online but are a fucking stupid goddamn PIECE OF SHIT UNLOVED 16 YEAR OLD FAILED ABORTION, ...now let me enjoy my goddamn capri-sun >:(
>>555902218be meBlaze the Cat, fire princess, dimension royalty, way too based for this timelineFuture autistic boy needs to be dominatedtime to shoot shotcatch him alone after mission in sunset park, dramatic wind, cinematic lightingdeep breath“Silver… you mean a lot to me. More than teammate. Wanna go out? Date. Dinner. Hand-holding?”voice cracks once, solid 9/10, proud afSilver golden-retriever-tilts head, buffering“Uh… Blaze…”classic neck-rub, rejection loading“You’re amazing. Princess-tier. Strong, smart, fire control is godlike and...”heart flipping“But I have someone”blue screen of death“Whisper. Few months now. Just… happened. Kept it lowkey.”Whisper??That water pool dog who talks in headpats and 1km kills??choke out “Oh… nice. Happy for you.”cap detectedSilver sad-pats my shoulder like I’m a sad Chao“Thanks for being cool. Still besties.”he turnsthen she materializesWhisper, hood down, mask off (holy rarity)silently takes his hand, fingers laced like it’s muscle memorytiny nod, wolf for “sup hoe”then I spot itjacket unzipped lower todayabove those illegal shaped tits, big fresh purple-red hickeyteeth marks visible, she got wrecked last night and wearing it proudstare locked 0.3s too longshe clocks me clocking itno shame, just ear flick + smug micro-smirksilent broadcast: “he did this. he’ll do it again.”Silver yapping about apples or some shitpalms sparking from emotional nukemfw ADHD time fag getting laid before memfw sniper wolf marking her fucking territory like an alphabarely manage “Royal dimension stuff. Gotta bounce. Bye.”dimension dip before tears or arsonback in castleunder 17 blanketsceiling staremutter“should’ve asked Tails”future is still fucked
>>555874545As an Advancechad, this moment was fucking disgusting.
>>555876843The im gonna poo position
