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Digitan LOVE
>you are the guy that made that Bakushin armpit .gif
Teio!
>>556591217meow
>link gave me a slight bonerHow do I beg for forgiveness from our lord? Am I too far gone? Should I stop masturbating for the rest of the month?
Surely this groundwork setup should work.. right?
I need my bro...
>>556591051https://files.catbox.moe/v28zm6.mp4Mares like it.
>>556591373Pretty good, actually.
>>556591217>Got Hishiama, Doto and white McQueenAre they good, bros?
"Next thread will be better"...>>556591392SO WHAT'S THIS
>>556591293>it actually got deleted
do i draw or use up my tp first
>>556591431>
>>556591392
>>556591373>Victoria por plancha lvl 2Uhhhh, bro?
>>556591348for me it was the queefing
would meisho cowto's unique skill be any good on vodka or a waste of points?
Air groove owes me sex
>>556591373Where is lil bro slipstreaming on
KOKO KARA DAMISE MA DESSSSSSSSSSSS
Do not redeem the link saars
>>556591392stop it!
thanks again to the anon, for bringing up the "click heatmap". have been thinking about it. forgot to reply to you in the momen t
>>556591392so hard rn
>>556591475haha..
>>556591392stop posting this
cygays I need another borrow
>>556591495All you're getting from Air Groove is nagging.
Where is Doto janny when we need one?
>>556591392brehs
ace on my face
>Horse Porn General
is taiki part of the inu musume council?
I didn't click that, but is it umanko(real)?
>>556591392mares amirite
Love this pair
>>556591816It's an excellent MANT guide
>>556591749Tis to be expected>>556591816ye
>>556591771I'd say so.
>Finally get speed star >Giga rainbows senior year>Unity with all double circlesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will there be a time when mutating becomes easier? Like pink inspirations are guaranteed or not?Do I ask the JP thread for this?
stop posting horse porn, it could get me in trouble on my stream
>>556591894
>>556591937cockon and browned
>>556591961>Will there be a time when mutating becomes easier?lol>Like pink inspirations are guaranteed or not?lmao>spoileryou can but they will say the same thing as me
>>556591961white pink sparks happen soon
CHAT/GROK SHOULD I DO IT?
>>556591961You can pay to ask for a specific spark so you can run some character with 8 A aptitudes and just lock it to Sprint so that you don't have to gamble on a 1/8 chance to get the pink you wanted so yeah it's easier to mutate
>>556590865>gaping
>>556592062health
>>556591989maybe dont browse /uma/ while streaming you idiot. or at work either ffs
>>556592062Gork says charm.
>>556592031me under the desk
>>556591961Infinite races in mant will probably skyrocket affinity and shit. But I doubt it will be much better. It makes sense on skills because you can bruteforce it with a huge number of them, but pinks are hardcapped at 6 total slots.
>>556592107gaping special cheeks
>>556592128NAH FUCK IT
>>556591961Parent affinity points will go sky rocket when people settles into parent farming in MANT, and you'll have (slightly) better chance at firing sparks, but never guaranteed
>>556590738damn i'm just printing S umas with this fuku cardo
>>556591771she's a golden retriever
>>556592152>>556592181Haha, wouldn't it be funny if they give us the affinity update right as MANT drops..
>>556592228
>>556592232thats hot
>>556592228I did this
>>556592228stop
>>556592228ulala WOULD do this
>>556592239>G1 race = 3 affinity pointsSounds better to me
>>556592304with me, yeah
>>556592228>turf C
>>556592239Isn't that what's supposed to happen?
>8 PM in Indonesiagets the noggin joggin
>>556592140you're not my mom (unless?)
real horny hours
>>556592148
>ban evading SEA porn spam hours
>>556592228super-duper...
boy sex
>>556592467It's terrible
>>556592356
Mambo!
>>556592228You can easily trick Ulala into thinking this is an actual training
sex with boys
Do I risk my last borrow
Is it safe to post right now?
>>556592195 turns into >>556592228
>>5565926922-1-1-1 is comfier
>>556592692Always risk reset in 2 hours, thats the point of having 5 borrows
>>556591961>Like pink inspirations are guaranteed or not?I'm on day...5? Of trying to get a good Stay Gold that actually hits at the very fucking least A and have not succeeded. Out of about 39 runs (I took a break) maybe 6 have actually hit A and 2 hit S. The rest are B, or sometimes even fucking C. And this is with 16 Mile sparks.
>>556592228Me giving Urara the good ol straightaway spurt then taking a pic and sending it to King to blackmail her into becoming my onahole in Urara's place
>>556592746But my facility levels...>>556592770H-heh, I wasn't nervous or anything
>>556591771>Gets upset when she's alone>Is overly enthusiastic about skinship>Makes her affection for her trainer loud and clearYeah, I think she makes a pretty good fit. Not to mention all the art that already exists making jokes about it.
>>556592839This doesn't make sense. Digitan would bleed out on the spot if she saw it
>>556592878>But my facility levels...Lv5 january is still possible even on 2-1-1-1
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556592292
>>556592956>Taiki Shuttle>Senior year>579 speedbwo...
hehehaha
would you get banned for posting >catbox linkinto club chat?
the fuck are you laughing at bitch
>>556592746>>556592878>But my facility levels...I've been sticking with 2-1-1-1 for my sprint aces, besides a couple of really good first years, and I haven't really noticed a difference
>>556593058We have a member named GIRLCOCK and still alive
>>556593058would the game even let you do that?
>>556593013p-please don't laugh..
your head
>>556593095You. I'm laughing at you.
Is there any point to having the carnival bonus spark? My Bakushin O from the Mile CM a while ago easily clears the extreme mode and the level 2 spark i did a career for doesnt seem to give any extra points
more umanko pls
>>556593058don't post horsepr0n in club chat you degenerate, it's highly illegal in this state
it's been months and you still think which race you pick matters for facility level
>>556593138danchou please recruit
>>556593152gets buffed later to give you points, but the carnival spark allows shitters to make 950 stat umas that effectively have 1200 stats if the display for stats worked
>>556593195HOLY CRAAP
>>556592878The real issue is the Unity Finals for sprint half the time I lose for some retarded reason like 4 double circle and 1 single circle only 1 or 2 wins>Make a spark farm / g1 affinity uma with shit stats and with less balls popped since I accidentally choose Unity instead URA>1 single circle 2 triangle 2 X>win
I don't think at all
>>5565931385hed (as in forehead) >>556593207wisconsin (as in wis cosine) !
>>556591392>still not deletedjannies are jacking off to this aren't they?
What the fuck is Brian's problem?
I prefer stallion on h*moid female (I self-insert as the stallion)
>>556593424I cant access catbox for some reason, whats inside Daiwa?
>>556593435>I prefer stallion on h*moid female (I self-insert as the stallion)We'd make a good pair ;)
>>556593414fat child and boy
>>556593424you can't get banned from catbox linkright?
>>556593434Why is she calling her "Hishi", what a fraud
>>556593469>whats inside Daiwa?Me
>>556593504Only if you messaged the jannies in discord or post it outside /uma/
>>556593504you can
>>556579151This one. >>556579387My Umas are all Meta Umas but in my defense I've been dying to play Pasa and Bakushin in a CM since I started doing them, they're both my favorites. Curren isn't one of my favorites, but I picked her because she's easy to build for and I need to run Pasa a lot to make a good one. Also I really don't know who else i'd run I'm not gonna make 2 mutants for one CM.
>>556593124you're doing it all wrong, taikibro
>>556593434I get making lunches for a younger uma like Taabo or a mentally challenged uma like Windy, but Brian is a grown ass woman why is Hishiama even wasting time making lunch for her?
>>556593434>>556593532The JP script uses ヒシアマ君ヒシ = Hishiアマ = ama君 = kunHishiama-kun
>>556593435super VILLAIN
>>556593729I like Hishi's event when she makes colorful (and healthy) snacks for Taabo, so she doesnt eat crap for breakfast anymore.
>>556593729Because vegetables are cringe, bro. Bring out the meat, and ONLY the meat.
umareplay's HP bar kinda reminds me of runescape
>use the Sashimi card so I can get Uma Stan and Nothing Ventured for sprint>she fails every event in the run where Daiwa Scarlet gets sprint S and completed her Head On chainI am so far beyond sad
>>556593729brian is in the same gen as top gun and mahbelous she's still a BRAT
>>556593690I have almost the same Taiki but she never win lobbies
>>556594010>same gen as top gunno? Brian is 1994 classic gen while Top Gun is 1995 classic gen
Only 5 more banners until I can blow my load on Dia
>>556593947why are there cows in the horse game?
There is too much Taiki in this thread. Please stop posting her. I'm very allergic.
>>556593434A lot of whining from non triple crown winners
>>556591280that's a cute agnes I tell you hwhat
>>556594091Kingbros???? Why am I not seeing her picture in the Golden Gen races??
just finished my 10kevens and i grab mcdonalds for dinnerodds and i grab mcdonalds for dinner and a mcflurry for supper
>>556594260Look at year 2000.
>>556594260She is a bit lower
cm9 71962703
YUUTOUSEI DESUKARA HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556594307NICE
>>556594192I think she should eat her veggies and call her mum more.
>>556594091Orange wife spotted!
I believe the sprint cm is even less oshi gaming than usual. If your oshi is not bakushin or curren I'm not sure how you are supposed to win
>>556594354Did a quick search and apparently Air Jihad and Wing Arrow were in the same generation as Spe&co and both have 2 G1s each, so why is a single G1 horse like King in the game instead of them?
>>556594613Anon, think for a second. What do you think would happen if they added an uma named "Air Jihad" into the game?
>>556594589Just use Falco retard
>>556594613Air Jihad's name is uhh... problematic
>>556594613if his name wasn't air JIHAD he'd be there alongside king jobber
>>556593914wait is that an event from a support card or her career? this sounds super fucking cute
>>556594454I think you should shut the fuck up.
>>556594589cms would be better if stupid wit meta didn't exist (i don't have good wit cards)
>>556594369my falco survived whorren's pace chaser charge out of pure love, spite and umadol powers alone
>>556594307spechan...
>>556594369
cm9 74309715
>>556591437His whole account got terminated kek.
i cant get bakushin to hit cap speed+power with my 17pow parentseven with a few bursts on pow
>>556595223The Yakuza will only make him stronger
wife shower
>>556591293>>556591437>>556595223QRD?I just woke up
>>556595049I have all these cards but I can NEVER highroll like this, then I realized I have NONE of these umas and they all have either power/wit growth. It's not fucking fair...
Which one?
>>556595503>>556551525
>>556595614winners go winning
>>556595439imoutowife
Sex with Verxina
>>556595503This was posted on a twitter and in short time became trending image with over 3 mil views. That post was later removed, either by artist or dmca request.
>>556594863Its from Hishi's pool of random events. Its really cute
It says rabbit, but she looks more like a rat.
>>556595161
>>556595614You never win on strengthWinning if you somehow need stamina skills, like when building a xoguriHealth if you already have charming or if the event is too lateYou should go charm in 80% of the cases
>>556595567>I have all these cardsBUHIIIIIII SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEE HOG OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEEE PIGPIG OINKER
Which of these would be good for a sprint pace taiki for CM?
>>556595917none of these get literally anything else
>>556595917None. All of those only works for their owners
>2 weeks of nothing before the next event
>>556595567piggy jail>>556595917>BakushinShe's a sprinter, obviously you want her ult for CM.>CurrenProccing this is a win condition. Must take.>YUMMY~kira~SPEEDIt's a racing game. You want speed. Take this.>Blazing PrideYou want Taiki to be proud of her achievements right? You need this one/
>>556595049Game wont give me 9* power spark umas, I just never stood a chance.
>>556595917In my countless Bakushin runs since the game dropped, I've only seen her ult proc once in the final straight
>>556596065You forgot your Oguri image.
>>556595567>then I realized I have NONE of these umasNothing stopping you from nabbing Curren Chan on the all uma banner.
>>556596065
>>556596173adorable
>>556596106I got myself a 9 Power spark Uma, but I can't use her because I need 10 sprint for Pasa and the best Mummy I've found is 8 sprint 6 power
>>556596116it always procs exactly when you need it to, skill issue
>>556596151>curren>not falcondo not trust this succubus, anon
>>556595614>Senior year decStrength or bust
>>556596236I'm not into anal...
>>556596231Did she win?
>40 runs>not a single usable aceGuess I'lll just wash my balls
>>556595720Thank you!
>>556596336yes
>>556596406can I help?
>My TT Suzuka has both left and right handed groundwork so she's perfect for all tracks and consistently gets me 580-610 points this eventBros I really love Suzuka.
>>556596575teiobro...
>>556596459Her face when trainer says she'll get her pits licked if she wins
I generally do well in rooms, but when the cm comes I just get 50-60 percent winrate... is /uma/ getting weaker?
which do i uncap, i wont be rolling on the ayabe banner
>>556596714
>>556596815
>>556596739save it for the SR Admire Vega
this thread will be better
>>556596719We're getting fewer more like. The trainers I see on the lobbies are the usual names and no new ones
Is the rewards that say "left" daily? It's 10x rewards per race type per day? I just started to do the carnival stuff.
>have aces ready>all have either turf or print S, 1.2k speed, 900/900 pow and wit>try the same cards but borrowing fuku>can make the power and wit a little better>tempted to make some more ace runsFuck please tell me to stop this isn't worth it
Man chiyono is DIGGING in that armpit.Like she's really getting in there.
>>556591293>>556595503>>556595672i don't get why people went so crazy over this. is this not pretty tame?
>>556596893I'm sorry... I must be a nuisance...
>>556596739Windy, but are you truly desperate for a speed card right now? You still have 100 free rolls on that ayabe banner and could still get windy dupes on that
>>556596953Because it should have been me.
Thats a good carrot
>>556596953We live in an era of sexually repressed nancies so of course they'd go crazy
>>556596967Doto would say this
I was into Bakushin's armpits before it was cool. Just saying.
>>556596739Stinko is the only good card thereBut you really should be waiting for SR Ayabe, even if you don't want to pull, there will be 60 free pulls and chances you get at least one is high
I'm not into armpits but that animation in particular makes me be a pitfag
That chiyono should've been trainer or sinsack, then it's actually good
>>556596612>580-610 pointsBwo, you should be getting 1k per minimum.
>>556596893Literally my only gacha MLB card is Kitasan so I'll insta lose against the whales here, why bother
>>556597106>there will be 60 free pulls and chances you get at least one is highI think all luckfags should drop dead right NYOW
>>556596953they don't want to paint chiyono players as a weirdo and tank her sales
>>556597358>inb4 they manufactered a streisand effect to boost salesNips would do that
can't spell nipple without nip
>>556597219I mean before the end of the race
>17 years old
>>556597316Bwo, I'd generally agree with you on that, but it's a featured SR. If you don't pull one in 60 rolls you really are a lucklet
>>556595672i don't even give a fuck about armpits but something about Bakushin's expression is really hot. This is the first time I've even found her remotely attractive
>>556597537nta but that's happened to me multiple times so yeah
>>556597537it's only 1% which is pretty bad since SSR rate up is 0.75%
I got 1 fuku and 1 vega from the free pullsIs it worth pulling 150 more times
Is it possible to make a character use the lower star animation for their unique? I like Bakushins laugh more than her 3*+ move
>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 1 more spot for an active like-minded player. Drop your ID for a scout
>>556597524HAG SEX
>>556595672Uma police are really boring people
>>556595223>>556595672Who was the original artist?
>>556597627yes
pitbros... we lost...
>>556597583Bakushin also kinda suffers from the Golshi limiter syndrome. Like, for 90% of her career runtime she looks extremely unappealing, but there are several expressions that immediately elevate her to 10/10.
>>556597768Mambo!
>>556597697This generation of netizens is basically this guy
>>556597806Can I really trust you?
>>556597865yes
Fuku pits when?
true
>>556597821Well done, now I need angry bakushin in my life
>>556597761https://x.com/CoolchouZhaohis account is seemingly fine, just that specific post is gone. You still can see replies he made to people that commented on it.
>>556597537it's a featured SR along with 3 other features SRs. The chances of getting ayabe SR are really low
>>556597974Thanks, I tried looking it up but wasn't completely sure.
>>556596953Armpit fetish is disgusting
>>556597974Maybe he's one of those guys who makes art and wants people to see it but NOT THAT MANY people or he'll get anxious
not going to [uma run to 30-0 TP], [hobbies], [uma run to 0 TP (usually 2)] fan runs every day, even though it would be a clear message to my club member and friend, because I hink that would get flagged as a bot running on schedule. we are creatures of habbit though? I dont want to get banned for botting without even getting the enjoyment out of botting. plus id rather bot a different game or on another acc (which I shouldnt be punished for desu)
games should have separate leaderboards for botters. ev ery game should have this
Well?
>>556598045It's still milquetoast normie safehornyFeet are absolutely disgusting and the gateway to literal shit like scat
>>556598159But if they do how are the chinese ever going to get into a leaderboard?
>>556598159Game should ban botters instead.
>>556598045yeah but it's just licking a normal usually exposed part of the body. not like she was rimming bakushin or anything
>>556598314And besides it's already on the side-boob area so not even that abnormal
You've got a good set of pipes!
>>556598045I agree, but I think it's pretty fuck up that they can shut down your account for such a tame gif
CM9 lobby81412599I might be slow with results
>saturday>590kSTOP YOU'RE CLIMBING TOO DAMN FAST
we gaming now
>DO RACE HUNDRED TIMES U RIKE NEW EVENT????KUSOGE SAVE ME SWEEPY
>>556598373Sorry, but you must be mistaking me for someone else.
>>556597106not a 100 like rikorice?/uma/ death imminent
>>556590238Stop bringing reality into my abusive animu femdom fantasies
>>556598486CM9 lobby5091 4275
>>556598159we playing zpg here
>>556596903For main rewards*
>>556598159if they know who the botters are (very easy) they should just ban them tbqhf
why does every wit card in the game have fuckawful specialty priority
>>556598940If they didn't they'd be too good
>>556598940hey
>>556598373>My badge? Yes, I AM a lawyer!
>>556596903Yes, free 70 shards of every umaoguricap.png
Is there a casual club open?
>>556599070mambo
>both of my pace chasers late started and got stuck in 8-9fugg>>556598807CM9 lobby3954 0354
my capricorners aren't even S rank...
>>556599070My club was casual but danchou got tired of flatliners so he instituted a 3M a week quota.
fan runs are fun anyways its nice to be able to not think and do it for free dopamine
>>556599070Umatism
>>556599161my NYrara isn't even S turf...
>>556599163god i wish danchud would do this
>>556598940If it's any higher you'd have a 2nd permanent rest button
>>556599202Silly danchou, you're not fooling anyoneYou should say "parent runs"
>>556599161>not getting s ranks on the witmaxx cmanon...
>>556599223or even A...
>>556599118Mambo is full again
>>556599161My caprisunners are my first S ranks ever
>>556599286You say that but I've seen Kitasan fucking around in guts more times than I can count.
>>556599404fucking kitaguts
>>556599161im refusing to remake my a+ curren because she has s sprint and s turfand i know im not getting that luck again
today I will buy 3 recoveries (I want all of them as sparks) and do the quadruple race after inspo hits to test this new strategy >>556599339if fan runs are parent runs then its best to stay < 1100 speed, so that you have a reduced chance to get 3* speed spark. you are doing more, and for fans anyway
ummmmm where do I get Groundwork on Falco?
>>556599404>>556599447mine is witasan
>>556599505sparks
>>556599505inspiration, duh
>>556599137CM9 lobby7782 9270
>>556599478>stay < 1100 speed, so that you have a reduced chance to get 3* speed spark0% wit bonus torena
>>556599462Same but with ElI'm not aligning the stars again for all that's needed for her and she's winning anyways
my parent runs are to make fan runner parents. I fucking love fan runs!!!1!!11!
>>556599505gold ship speed
>>556599478
>>556599505R rudolf
>>556599549>>556599556but my hands are already full with Turf/Sprint spark nonsense
>>556599505The old classic Air Groove SR
I will get 3 recoveries to do that race (after inspo) with 359 stam 382 guts
>>556599590>and she's winning anywayslollmao
>>556593806What site is this? Want to look at scripts for JP
>>556599559need 3 more umas
>>556599692Take your pick then
>>556599161my A+ air groove wins more often than my S rankers
>>556599782>He cleated his speed golshinot feeling so smart now are ya
I f orgot to buy recoveries and came 7th (3200m race) 369 stam and 382 guts no point watching, even if I win
vodka won the derby, I am proud of my hors
>>556599782>absolute dogshit Golshi SSRs>a fucking guts SR>Rs>and the most mid power SSR in existence
>>556598773It has to imitate real life
>>556599692surely there's a parent out there with sprint/turf and gw spark. If you can't find one, bring air groove. You can get stats req relatively easy so bringing her shouldn't brick your run that much. My friend has falco with this deck.
me me when
video editing is so hard one handed...
>>556599953Don't sleep on R Rudolf, one of the few +1 speed bonus wit cards in the game right now. If you don't want to use sparks I'd honestly use her in a 4/2 deck.
>>556600059Unfathomably based
>>556599559stopping lobbies to do dailies thanks for joining
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the best day until tomorrow
>>556600181how is it the best day until tomorrow if yesterday was the best day until today
>>556600059That's fucking hot
>>556600069Even if it's not a terrible card you're still gambling on groundwork specifically.
I fucking hate longs
>>556600235you're right it should be the worst day until tomorrow
>>556599208Okay my ID is. 273483796023Can't find it with the ingame search.
>uma clubs still have vacant spotsit's danchover....
>>556593690is this for TT? support cards?
>>556600263she's mean but i forgive her because she's hot and has a nice tummy.
>>556600347thats too positive...
>log in>no free rollsbros what happened
>>556600059What makes the original Bakushin one so good is how she looks so proud and enjoying it... At least it's not slop though so kudos
>>556600059>Chiyono O licking her own armpit
>>556600490SHE'S ENJOYING IT
slowly but surely
>>556591217When did they add this Riko date before green bar? Feels like very recent
>>556593434Does the IRL Narita Brian have a history of eating a lot baby chicks or something?
>>556599962>still seeing your ex-traineethat's cheating
>>556600490How did this thing blow up so hard?
I wa nt to get bakushin pregnant; in my mind I have gotten bakushin pregnant
>>556600618same day the megabanner/paid banners dropped
>>556600578Don't judge, you'd suck your own dick if you could
PITGODS WILL NOT BE SILENCED
Do what you want with this btw
>>556600640it's a masterpiece, that's whya modern mona lisa
>>556600660was there a changelog thanks
>>556600578>>556600668
>>556600668no, I am not a homosexualdisgusting filth, Dober was right about you people
I just realized that my Digitan is selling well because she has decent sparks for Dirt CM and you fucks are already working on it
>>556600694I need to stop ready nyuu porn the first thing that came to my mind wasn't cute, sexy, hot, or uma.
>>556600668teiobro....
>>556600780she's selling well because she's a whore
>>556600660wait so what are the conditions for her to show up now? any time?
>>556600761Sucking your own dick is not homosexual...
Uh guys, is this card good for something? Just got two dupes back to back from my tickets.
>>556600668I could only ever get the head in and bending like that hurt my back and neck so I don't do it anymore.
bros im tired, shes fine right
>>556600354I'm not actually from the club, I'm just a random anonHopefully someone from there will see it :)
>>556600934she's fucking retarded, fuck no
me when I have 1000 paid carats
>>556600840Train with her at least once I believe.
>>556600924>using a teio pic to tell liesYour dick would need to be 30+cms long and you would need to be thin for this to be possible.
>>556600934>not 1200 witglue
>>556601039>>556600980do i prio wit over power?i cant hit 3stats
>>556593138your neck, your back
Also pal cards not in your deck can start their dating events with you if you're lucky
I love pink and cyan coloscheme. next I will make a ddoser and use blue blackground pink text hax0r
>>556600962Its fine, if I don't get an invite, I'll wait next month or join randos.
>>556601080speed and wit cards, power sparkers
>>556600885Her stat gain is pretty good but she has zero priority. Other than the gold skill for TT, not much unfortunately
This stupid grindy carnival is so ass. Definitely the worst event so far especially since it eats up RP like crazy.
>>556600934>no 1200 witokay, if her midrace is good maybe>no midracewhat cards are you even using
>>556601080she's pace, so noif she were front, yesall other styles, no
>>556601080wit gets hit with heavy diminishing returns beyond like 700-800. the +400 wit are a lot of clicks for little, power is stronger after that point.
>>556600934this CM is WIT core, anonthis is not a gastlight>i cant hit 3stats2SPD 4 WITPWR Sparks + Bubbles
>>556601029It's only 16cm and you don't have to be that thin, just takes a bit of stretching (not all in one day).
>>556601092?? That's kinda insane
>>556601080ideally you need AT LEAST 1000 bothif not then prioritize power, but you still need 800 wit at the very minimumnot hard if you have good 3s 3w or 2s 4w deck and +12* power sparks
>>556600761Dober woould suck her own dick if she had one
>zero rainbows on URA finale turns
STOP POSTING THAT
>>556601365
>>556601176i was using nishino sr power before for straight accel but getting slammed by mood downs made me swap to riko
uma game needs more futa porn horse dicks
>>556600934>he's not getting 1.1k wit minimumngmi
>>556601536Yeah the mood downs have been so bad for me I also swapped to using Riko, shit's brutal.
>>556601551Can you stop being brown for a second?
be normal
>>556601521QUICK!SHE'S DEFENSELESSIT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO IMPREGNATE HER TRAINER!
is she usable? a bit dumb and no speed star but she does ok in room matches
>>556601536>>556601605>Riko on a sprint CMneigha what I would literally use Aoi over her
>>556600924Holy shit same. I wonder, if I lost a lot of weight, could I still do it? What a motivation...
>>556601736Easy mood management and gets me through Arima Kinen without troubles, and gives Rushing Gale / Straightaway Accel. It's not a bad deal.
>>556600059fantastic work, but background could be transparent instead of black tho
Let's do a little quiz.Your uma has 900power and 900wit, which option would be the best?>+300power>+200power +100wit>+100power +200wit>+300wit
Do you guys use this site to test or at least theorize which skills are better for certain tracks, or is it another gaslight?
>>556601709Would've been perfect with plancha
>>556601832I have trust issues with that site. It might be helpful for coming up with ideas to test, but you won't know without actually using it in practice lobbies
>>556601825+100 Power, +200 Wit
>>556601825+300 power
>>556601536i don't think you should use riko, just suck it up, pray you don't get mood downs 24/7 and use nishinoshould also probably do optionals to make use of that rb
>>556601832I use the kachi-dev version because it has more details, it is a good site to use but if you overuse it becomes a gaslight
>>556601617Liking futas (based) is a white trait thougheverbeitYou're not a retarded brownoid who thinks futas = trannies, right?
FUCKING FINALLY
>>556601825power can be coped with accel skillswhen you have low wit, you have low wit
>>556601853also no turbo sprint because bakushin did not finish the fucking chain
I'm not basing this on anything, but my 940 wit Bakushin wins a lot more consistently than my 750 pasa, who actually wins sometimes unlike my 1050 Curren. Clearly wit is not THAT important.
>>556602013900wit is low?
>>556601927it's good for rough stamina check and to see how far the acceleration zone extends
Soon
so with cygames promising to be more strict with their TOS.. am i gonna get banned for playing with the fps unlocker? i also have an inappropriate profile name and play with a vpn/proxy all the time.
>>556602128There is another at 100M for the expert title
>>556601892>>556601927I mainly want to use it to see what skills I should build on the trainees I want to useFor now I'm testint accels for next cm, but seeing how Ryan uq procced and got better results than Taiki who is supposedly a must for that one I had my doubts
Not gonna lie everything about that Bakushin armpit gif is hot as fuck except for the armpit stuffThen again I've eaten ass before so who am I to judge the armpit lovers
DO YOUR DAILIES ETC>1LB Fuuuuck do I spark it bros? The bait is strong...
>>556601962Nothing you try to justify will change the fact that you're still a brown cockroach
>>556602219And that's for later.
>>556602220In my experience it's great for knowing which skills proc when and how strong they are, but it does not take into account likely positioning requirements that might end up making a skill useless.
>>556602154ProbablyLook at the bright side, you get banned, you're free
>>556602265do it blubber
how much does the UAV industry makes?
>>556601637Not in a million years
>>556598773Stop settling for mediocrity.
>>556602442Considering it's prohibited, I assume at least 10 times as much as what our world's make
>>556601825I've never seen graphs for how the different values that use wit/power/etc scale which is weird because the functions are there and they're not linear (right?)
>>556602442I think tailjobs are a good thing
>>556602353but my clubmates will be sad...
>>556601637Hi how are ya?
>Won't have to use the suptix for herYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI guess Jordan is next in line for my suptix choice
>>556602620Not your fault the cyjews get you executed
>>556602119hachimi doesn't have allat
>>556602672FUCK YOUACTUALLY FUCK YOUI HOPE YOU DIE FREAK
i want to help my trainee become a rape victim
>>556602154>promising to be more strict with their TOS.. What did I miss
>>556602702i hope they remember me.. for 10 years at least!
>>556602120Downhill chance is WIT*0.04900 wit is 36%1200 wit is 48%is 12% more chance negligible?
>>556602576because most of the important mechanics are modes that are based on probabilities are retried or based on racetracksit's hard to say that wit is better or power is better, specially if you want to be correct for more than a single CM
>>556602746Tell me her adress and I'll do the rest thank me later
>>556602620do they even know you exist? are you even a club member, not just fan generator?
>>556601637How do I do that?
>>556602764A bunch of all talk no action after this video got popular
>>556602826yes
>>556602672the unique animation is so cool>>556602785it has only 20% chance to expire every second so the effective % time in downhill doesn't scale that much
>no turf 9 power 9 mummy creek with gw borrow parentGomen falco. Its owari da
>>556602857Oh that, it's been weeks and Eden is still alive and kicking. Nothing ever happens.
>>556602785Any number below 50% is around 1 - 10%Any number above 50% that isn't 100%, it's 50%It's how gacha works
soon
>>556602857IIRC the guy that made that video said it was purely client sided trickery and suzuka didn't actually win that race, the gold ship won
I look at careers completed (over events mostly) to see if you are progressing your account or losing the game. if you arent doing the events then you wont stay at the same level as everyone else and eventually you will break
LateGODs we are so back
hi guys, is this card any good? i got a few dupes.
>>556602829yeah, trust me. we're like family
>>556602894Seeing crossover trainers like this makes me want to see Kaiji and Nakayama Festa gambling
>>556601825Wit scales logarithmically, the difference between 900 wit and 1200 is insignificant, therefore 300 power
>>556602829I know all of my clubmates, even the ones that don’t chat or interact with the club much. They’re all an important part of our organization.
>>556601832You still have to know what you're doingFor example, it could say plancha is a good inherit for late surgers
john scatman
I wish we had a crippled Uma. Like an uma in a wheelchair. I am a rather fit individual. I'm going to skip over how I would absolutely destroy her umanko in bed because that should be a given how I would make her cum so hard that she forgets that she is crippled and would just collapse onto the floor ehile crawling towards me like a snail after giving her multiple aggressive creampies one after the other. I am a somewhat fit person. I would like to carry her on my back and run as fast as my legs can carry me. Even though I would never be able to run as fast as a real uma i would at least be able to let her experience what it feels like to have wind blowing through her hair.
>>556603025it's good, but Admire Vega gets a Guts card that's mandatory for MANT and you can't use two support cards of the same uma
>>556603258Mcqueen's grandma is on a wheelchair.
>>556603025cargue e telefono nigga
>>556603258>she can't cum because she doesn't feel anything down there
>I wish we had a crippled Uma. Like an uma in a wheelchair. I am a rather fit individualat this moment the amount of possibilities for this post was infinite and it made me curious enough to read a few more words even after looking away
>>556603263which sloptuber
I like watching Doto dance in an aggressive concert
>>556603258Haha. Uh. H-Hey.
>>556603258>I wish we had a crippled Uma.We do though
>>556603258you're 46bmi, anon.
>>556603258Not reading that. Your new wife. Congrats.
Did Cyjews ever restore x2 drops in JP? These drops are just sad.Fuku card is a game changer in terms of G1 farming for f2p players, worst thing that could happen is just a 1 or 2 G1 losses.
>>556603258there's already one bro
>try making king for cm>give up after being reminded of how abyssmal her career is
you know what im gonna do im gonna run gold ship with kitasan + biko + speed pal SSR + another speed, and the stam pal card if you always get dates before debut now somehow then I want to highroll her for stam and ignore her forever lel (or after using other pal 1x time to get to rem negative conditions date)
>>556603573Words of a third rate torena
>>556603025You can use her for 2 months for her gold skill then she drops dead immediately when Mr CB comes out
Why are there so many Curren Changs in lobbies? How many people got spooked or rolled for her?
>>556602339>>556603127Yeah, mostly to check which skills will proc at a better timing, like, should I get corner or straight recovery on XOguri or some shit like thatbut I don't think they can be trusted beyond comparing timing/proc position reallyLook at this shit, who am I supposed to believe?Both umas are generics on both sites, with the same 1200/600/800/400/400 stats, both 1s have A&S and 2s have Plancha and nothing elseThe fuck
>>556603479i've started buying the sashes i have less than 100 of from daily shop
>>556603808Curren is a WHORE
>>556603845I do this but to 200 to get them out of the way and spend monies. carnival event made my monies go up again by 1m already
>>556603808You know this is a general for whales in the middle of a choose-your-own-spark banner, right?
>>556603813that's because kachi-dev has position keep and dueling, try disabling the settings
>>556603009Can I see the skills...
>>556603808Literally spooked twice despite having basically no uma
>>556601514
holy, first time i reached the final event
>Artist draws a slightly cooler Ulala>Her sex appeal skyrockets
>>556599729sorry for the late reply, had to go shoppinghttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>5566041017
do sparks not get passed down if an uma is her own grandparent
>>556603808Curren took my gacha 3* virginity
oguri capé
>>556604170The girl in your picture is not curren...
>>556604101Now you HAVE to buy Super Lucky Seven to commemorate
>>556604170This is cannibalism
>>556604285Birds eat birds all the time
>>556603808she was my first 3* on my first day when pulling on the brian banner
>>556604170that's incense anon
why is Falcon so fucking round
>>556603813use kachi-dev, alpha123 doesn't have downhill mode and that's why it's so fucked
>>556604409hara would say this and look like this
>>556604340Gross
>>556603956Standard gambler setup for miles>Why no DoberProcs too early because of the final corner condition>Why no Furious FeetLead The Charge is better because it has no positioning requirement. Still figuring out how to get it on Urara because my borrow slot is locked to Wit Nature.
>>556604285
>>556604457It's the ideal form of a umadol.
Semen retention status?
>>556604457do not make fun of my circular wife
>Give a like to that Bakushin gif>My twitter feed is now full of Uma armpitsWhat the fuark
>>556604598I opened uma musume and saw my wife Teio and lost it all.
>Falco and Curren posting
>>556604549>the duck's neck snaps in half>the hawk is completely fineremember to build up your bones in your youth, anons.
>>556604549w-what is Falcon doing there?
>fast learner>S turf>S sprintok how will this run be bricked
>>556604546I'm assuming SFV is a brick too then? And any specific reason to go with It's On over NSM?
>>556601116i gotchu bro, sent an invite just now
>>556604598Semen retained
I love doing low effort drawings
>>556604770No rainbows, that's how it usually goes for me
>>556604457Round things are cute.
>get incredible junior year>get Slow Metabolism, at full energy>infirmary fails twice>quit run>do another>get incredible junior year again>get Slacker, at full energy>infirmary fails twice>quit runI will bet all five figures in my bank account that there is internal code in this game that detects when you're on a good run, and then jacks up the chances of bad luck events.
>>556601636Pits!
>>556603573All you need is a single long spark and some half decent cards.She never wins any lobbies unless you randomly get lucky with the gambles tho
>>556604770well i got finemo agemasen'd
>>556603808Curren is an early 3* sprintersome people were FOMO'ing her because you only have Bakushin and >King Halo for sprint Legend Raceyou can't run Bakushin in her own raceand training King when you have fuck all card/parent is AIDS
>>556603573I already made mine. If sucky me can do it, so can (You).Don't let OUR King down.
>>556604546>Still figuring out how to get it on UraraInari One has it. Good luck getting it through hints or inspiration.
W-why are you looking at me like that, tachyon....
>>556605091Sounds like you had to pay the Fine for your good fortune
I get vids of people massaging horses, its kind of amusing how there is an actual occupation for this.
>>556605137It's time to be first-rate, toreinas!
>>556605252
>>556604776>SFVFor the Late Surger use case Red Shift is a more flexible version of SFV since you will want to chain Pump > Red Shift/SFV. Because Red Shift can proc beyond the final corner while SFV can't, you want to go for Red Shift instead. But SFV isn't a brick, just has a stricter window where it is good.>It's On NSM isn't consistent on miles because the uma AI will spread out before the late race starts. Lower odds of making your 300+ SP investment worth it by hitting NSM at a good time. Meta is shaping up to be very front and pace-heavy so lates will need to spam more midrace to keep up or risk being so far behind that they will never catch up.
>>556603943Huh, guess I can "trust" this one in that regard, but I still doubt it'll gelp with, say, accurately portraying the proc timing of skills like Ryan's>>556604475Guess that makes sense. At least it'll help knowing if uma with x skills is better than same uma with y skills
kingu let panties down
>>556605252Foolish toreina, I laced your shit.
>>556604598It took 30 parfaits but semen successfully retained
>>556605261>throws rudolf off a bridge
>>556605347>but I still doubt it'll gelp with, say, accurately portraying the proc timing of skills like Ryan'sof course, this is highly dependent on multiple umas and umalator doesn't account that at all, just like NSMthat's one of the gaslights, it makes these skills look a lot more reliable than they actually are because they don't actually calculate the skill activations but approximate when it's not possible to calculate
>>556604816I love youI love your postspost more
>>556604598I'm promoting to Cl.6, so it's even worse than retaining semen
>>556603476Is she allowed to race on that thing?
>>556605323I had a good affinity Taiki ready as a Digitan parent, while you know how shit Maruzensky's affinity is. I'll try my luck with Maru first then. Thanks for the heads up anon, glad I asked early on. I'd definitely have bought up NSM on every honse and seethed after losing lobbies with how dominant that skill has been.
>dude that made this deleted the tweetwhat a fucking pussy he had like 100k likes on that shit
>>556596953Not for twitter normies
>>556605603OY VE- I mean OI KISAMA
>>556605252Please stop, Agnes...
>>556591293>>556605672Did an anon make it or what
Haven't updated my uma armpits folder recently... still only at 4165 images.
>>556605624Of course not.That’s what the mecha is for.
>>556605603why are western artists so shit?
CM9hesitant front runners or straightaway velocity (adept or double circle sprint)?
>>556591293Kinda crazy we almost didn't get it
Bros, wish me luck! I am getting married to my wife and my daughter!
>>556605603I can see it
>>556605757anons don't have talent nor do they have the sense to monetize their degeneracy. anons are consoomers, through and through.
>>556605842Straightaway velocity, obviouslydouble-circle only if nothing else is available, getting another skill is a much better power increase compared to double-circling.
>>556605726Look at that stick body with big head.
>>556606010which sloptuber
Huh you can turn a normal to SSR from a Long-Shot Star? Got a dirt home for next CM now
>>556605891Sloppa spammers tanked /uma/ creativity
>>556605891Not true. eBeggars are just a bit gay.
>>556606047>anon cannot comprehend voluminous hair
some niggas make money im playing uma game rn anyway and am not doing the padding
>>556605603there was one Nagatoro doujin written by a western and it was actually decent. But overwhelminigly, western 'artists' are so conditioned to prize ugliness that their work just sucks.
>>556606124Hayahide...
>>556605558The only thing I know of this game is>accel is only good and worth when during the last leg>unless you're a front/pace when no fronts, then gwSo I just use the umalator to see if these skills will proc during that specific area, and if not I look for an alternative, obviously knowing that NSM is stupid on an Onige or Plancha is stupid on End closersIf I have more doubts I'll let myself be gaslighted by you guys
>>556606083I've only ever had gold turn purple though it's not all that uncommon out of all my 3*s
We were so close to greatness.
>>556606251don't you get cut a check on X for impressions? why would you ever delete a viral post?
>>556606124
>>556605819>REEE AI SLOP DELETE>REEE WESTERN ARTIST SLOP DELETELmao
>>556595672>armpits confirmed for normie safe fetishism
>>556606356only if you pay for elon's shitty subscription
>>556606370Hayahide's head is actually huge so this doesn't count
>try to improve my TT roster >i get worse results
>>556606076I'm neither one nor quoting one. It came from anon in the thread last night, which you'd know if you weren't just being an obnoxious, contrarian nigger. Don't believe me? Do the work yourself. Take two skills, say StraightAway Adept and Pace Chaser Straightaways, check the speed increase, compare it to double circling, and report back the difference.But you won't do that, because you're not just a contrarian shitstirring faggot, you're a disgusting, vile, lazy nigger too Go fuck yourself
she hit S but missed the speed and the skill hintsis spirit speed good?
>>556606397in that case, you might as well just cut your own dick off.
>>556606461>having to pay to get paidWait a minute…
>>556606397armpits and feet have been normalfag tier "weird" fetishes forever bro
>>556605891Anons usually don't monetize out of principle because they themselves have called faggot-nigger-kike to anyone who has tried to monetize their shit, and they wouldn't be able to handle the humilliation of being called that in public
>>556606397>Feet and Armpits now safe hornyWhat does the thinking man fap to now? (Besides fillies)
>>556605795silicon umanko
Just as I thought I would have to spark her. At least I got some umas while rolling New ones are Summer Maruzensky, Taishin, Biwa, Digitan, and Taiki. Dupes are Bride Maya, and Summer Spe. Good enough for 200 rolls I think. Was hoping for at least NY Ulala to spook me tho
>>556606553ignited spirit power is much better for this track but spd is fine as another mid race skill. it's just usually too expensive to be worth taking over other skills
>>556606083initial gate color is just a spoilerI got this from a normal gate too
>>556606083I got Xoguri from this and I was skipping after seeing the long shot
>>5566065193:2 ratio, often adept is more than 1.5x as expensive as the second circle
>>556606658Good luck if you can mutate her to end closerShe's unusable for me
>>556603476is there a cripple waifu for every gacha game?
>>556606397i mean when one american party supports cannibalism and pedophilia and satanic rituals...
>>556606658...why
>>556606356Yeah but you need to pay for the gaygass blue check>>556606563>pay 10 to write long shitposts and spread your degeneracy even further>get 100 backSounds like good business
>>556606553spirit speed is just an expensive mid-race velocity. spirit power is a gamble accel, spirit wit is an early-game positioning to combo with dodging/prudent. these two are the most noteworthy and usable.
>>556568183god this granny is such a cute!
>>556606791That’s how MLM schemes get you, friend
>>556606738How do people aim for Ignited stuff I always only get Speed.
>>556606739Hmm I wonder who that could be
>>556606658>blowing 30k carats for anime teioit's a choice, anon.
doto
>>556606638Tummy
>Fine Motion career>It'll Be More Fun! twice before debutOh no
>>556606768>>556606790>>556606958I didn't roll for her initial banner because it was with Kitasan, and I want to see Teio's unique activating consistently. If this Teio activates her unique that is
>daily pull>yellow>changes to rainbow>dober dupeFUCK
Why is Doto such a cow?
>>556607010Well was it fun?
>>556606638>if the wrong people like X than X is badthis sort of twisted feminine reasoning is why women should not be allowed to vote or have any political influence whatsoever. Imagine being anon, shitposting on the internet, and using a mental script copied from women.>If I like X, I don't give two shits who else does. Why not try that attitude, retard?
if there was one thing I could smite off of the face of the earth, I'd choose uma RP accounts. I've never cringed as hard as I did while I was reading the quotes on that bakushin armpit gif
>>556606892You can inherit it, but otherwise it's impossible to just get it on demand. When they give you the ignited spirit skills, it picks one at random from your level 5 / S team skills and usually you'll only have speed. If you have S in speed and power it will pick one at random
>>556607068It was Guts twice with nobody on it, so no.
>>556606876They got you by the balls wether you want it or not dudeDifference is I get paid for 0 effort, so it's worth it
>>556606913get off
>maya>job debut>hit awful mood>fail a 1% training>job all career races>job unity cup>pure blue inspiration>URA tier uma>ultimate dog shit career>every other lowshaha ikuyo :) let's try that again>any other uma trying to pull that shit on mefuck you. we are done. walk yourself to the glue factory. i will delete all records of ever training you. wear the 2* costume until you earn the rights. i am not training you ever again. i am transfering everything of you.
How many statues do I get if I roll until spark?
>>556606775need to cover all bases and service the niche. low self-esteem anons love the idea of a qt3.14 disabled woman being trapped in a relationship with them. they never quite acknowledge the persistent smell of dried urine though.
>>556607112Every time I block 1 3 more pop up in its place
>>556606760In which case you make an exception for discounts. PoC is often expensive too, but if it's +4 hint level, obviously take it over something else.This happened in my last Curren run, Sprint Corners somehow got max hint level so double-circled, because Corner Adept (kita fucked off and never finished, classic kita) was almost double the price.
boobs
>>556607208Truly the Mayachi experience
>>556607030>If this Teio activates her unique that isit does, and it changes the music, quite kino
>>556607208pedo
>>556607321awooga! *kissus diamond*
>>556607208I always run her as late or end, she seems shit at front and pace
>>556607163Uh-huh. I’m sure you’re your own boss and get to get paid with no effort, but this is all sounding tooooo familiar.
>>556607340I always liked these edits
>>556607363But she tastes like Kitasan armpit..
if there was one thing I could smite off of the face of the earth, is little bitches who decide to read something and then complain about it instead of just turning off the screen
Why is McQueen so round?
>>556607460... wait a second
Uma for this feel?
oguri cap torenia day 100: I ate chicken twice rice once this week. I ate a loaf of bread (brown). toasting some bread (wholemeal, brown) in the oven at 200, so I can preheat the oven and cook my rice. two days ago I thought about doing situps
>>556607351Then I have no regrets!
to boil or not to boil
>>556607429no you dont
>>556607425>implying shitposting on twitter is a "job">implying shitposting takes any "effort"
>>556607340I hate chinks so much it's unreal, but they really nailed it on the head with this one. Mayano is such a goddamn frustrating uma
>>556607514more like mejiro mcfridge
>>556607514inflation
>>556607632Boil!
I wanna pull on the all uma banner but I don't really have a spark targetMaybe I'll spark a Spe-chan dupe for the shards
>>556607212A couple.
>>556607460>>556607532everybody wants to change the wrld... EVERYBODY WANTS TO CHANGE THE WORLD! BUT no one...NO ONE WANTS TO DIE
>>556607574This has been asked at least 3 times
>>556607112This but RP accounts in general. Those subhumans are everywhere no matter how niche the series is
>>556607460we have more control than every but people still let themselves get baited. What the hell is rage bait little bro just scroll past
>>556607514Mejiro McFudge
>>556607514i look like this
next thread will be oranger
>>556607765But was it ever answered?
>>556607841midget
>>556607670>hates chinks>calls japanese made thing chink made>accidentally or maybe not idk makes it even worse for both of themI'm proud of you
>>556607574that's an abstract representation of shart falcon getting her guts rearranged as she "auditions" for a tiny, bald japanese man. her fans watch in horror but don't intervene because they love to watch.or something like that...
>>556607847>sees Curren and Falco in the backgroundNOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>556606638Hyper.
>>556607847me as smart falcon and im looking up. then I turn into hara uara and look at taikis boobies
>>556607626>one man's trash is another man's TeioExceedingly based. Anime Teio is still pretty good, especially on mediums, but who the fuck cares? We run them because we like them. My Suzie hasn't won a single Capricorn lobby, but I run her anyway because I love that orange-haired racefag. I always love it when anons choose oshis over meta, because you weird fuckers always say something interesting about why you like her and it's usually something I hadn't thought of.
>>556607847From left to rightSexSexSexSex
>>556607514she's pregnant
>>556607956man i want to fuck curren chang
>>556607574My cock as FriezaCurren's guts as Vegeta
>>556607882Yes>>555146656
>>556607574kingu halo yo
>>556608086but what about fuku and suzu?
>>556607949I assumed it was Chinese because of the BiliBili watermark, did I fuck up somehow?
>>556607626in fact it's reliable enough that i inherit it. i've used it on a cm winner. it's a tpulse sidegrade
>>556607112It's always a retard malding over the smallest thing about the uma they are rp too99% of the time is a she/they freak
>>556607574Vegeta needs a hero. Here:https://files.catbox.moe/kuvft1.jpg
>>556608178if mcqueen was vegeta who would be frieza
>>556608086Why would you fuck Fuku, Maya, Taiki and Curren but not Suzuka or Falco
>>556608217No, he's gaslighting you
Who's the next orange uma to release? Alts don't count.
>>556608201sex sex
suzuka says drink water it's good for you
>>556607112if it makes you feel any better, there's been a few that have been outed as groomers so their reputation is already crumbling
>>556607956she called you a slut again, didn't she
>>556608349i wouldn't trust her
>>556608306Furioso, unless you count Rickey as orange
be nice to each otheronly I can be an asshole
>>556608151im literally talking to agnes AIyon>>556608349*starts dry humping her*
>>556607340arere
>>556607775>>556608256>>556607254theres something particularly insulting about uma RP accounts specifically.the quickest way to describe it is like yamato pretending she's oden>>556608387praying to god they all get filtered by MANT or something
>>556608472rickey is definitely not oreng
>>556608306It’s the dirt queen.
>>556608305g-gaslighting? on /uma/?
>>556607574Bejitopera vs everyone in 2001
>>556607847Nice
>>556608472>unless you count Rickey as orange>>556608582>the dirt queenControversial replies
>>556607254I think it's better to mute than block now ever since they changed how block works
>complaining about seeing degeneracy they dislike on xitterYou know how the algorithm works, right?>>556607775I liked when they left the fanfiction on their own containment board, but these fags make my belief that asylums need to be reinstated even stronger
>>556608553>RP accountwhat the hell is an RP account? I don't use xitter.
you niggas are colorblind
how does she Stay Gold?
>>556608667How does block work now?
>>55660859817 years old huh?
Who's got two fingers and is rolling for Chiyono?
>>556607112You fucked your own algo. They show up in mine sometimes, but only when they're posting funny videos that I can turn into soundposts. They're basically unidentifiable as RP accounts unless I actually bother to look at their page.
oreng
>>556607112Post some replies. I want to cringe.
>>556608306Dictus, last orange too
>>556608715>anon's grasp on reality can be disturbed by a middling television seriesgrim
>>556608554Neither is Taiki, but here we are
might finish watching hannibal and maybe have a mental breakdown because I basically watched western yaoi
>>556608761bro have you never seen someone RP on 4chan dot org before
>>556608761a bunch of faggots failed by their parents who pretend to be fictional characters online
>>556608856but its old, so we have had time to wait and see nah, just kidding. I cant remember why I did it but I did also start going umm, black mirror!
>>556608814I will if she behaves like a dog
>>556608761roleplay account, you know, some retard pretending to be the character>>556608792iirc they can still see what you post and you can see what they post you just can't interact, if you mute someone it disappears from your TL even if others that you follow interact with the person
How the fuck does this Racing Carnival spark work? I've run this Uma against the four regular races multiple times, and I've raced against my uma in both hard and extreme. How the fuck do they get the spark? I go to use them as a legacy uma and I don't see the spark
>>556608306>>556608472>Furioso>>556608582>Rickey>>556608828>Orfevre is clearly orange, but>>556608842>Dictus is the only other orange everGoddamn it you reatardsWho's the next orange?
Oreng
>>556608768yeah taiki is nowhere near orange, she's blonde
matikane has the most aesthetic ears
>>556609073Fuku needs amother alt
>>556609057Is Machan orange?
>>556608994>"Why did you go to a dog cafe?"
>>556608306there is no new orange-orange uma until Furioso and Espoir
>>556608856>get told black mirror is going to break my mind>find babby's first future dystopiaIt was fun at least>>556608842>last orangeWe count half orange?
>>556608761They roleplay as the umas but insert their shitty politics and gender in their posts. They have discords where they groom minors and plan reports en masse on accounts they don't like
>>556595672>could've been Bakushin nipple licking, tongue kissing, or pussy licking >its just armpitsDisappointing
>>556609137Based and true
>>556609185>dog cafe?that actually exist?
>>556608993black mirror is enticing to watch and continue because of the high highs. it would be like watching a new anime but being forced to gamble if the new release is driving the story forward or complete filler. i'm just memeing anon, black mirror is decent tv.
>its le a le dystopia babbies a babbie and its obvious you should have figured out the extra layer the makers added by them being "im an adult and technology is scawwy and dystopian"
>>556609057Search Gametora if you don't like the answers stupid inbred
>>556609216you must be exaggerating, but even if you are goddamnthey sound like they're terminally addicted to Bambi Sleep
>>556609042I ran one race with Oguri and used the Oguri as a parent for Groove, I assume if I now use Groove as a parent the Uma will get it at lvl 3.If it helps I did the race and clicked the buttons that took me directly to the uma selection screen for career
okay but do we have any other purple uma except Mackween?
>>556609194That is a serious Taiki
>>556585565>Six 3* in 400 scoutsThe 3% rate for 3* scouts is a fucking lie.
>All of them fellNyo.....
roight, wot if computers was bad innit? welcome to black mirruh
>>556609345GameTora says it's Transcend
theres more layers to it but clearly you are not a schizophrenic
>>556609486>I don't understand probability: the postgambling is a tax on those who can't do math
Are there anymore Oranges I should be aware of?
>>556609042they provide a mood/stat boost. they're meaningless to grind since the races aren't actually difficult. it was a way to generate points in earlier servers but they tweaked it due to complaints. just keep utilizing your high WR% umas over and over.
This is actually more doable than I thought. This is just with refilling 5x daily and with a non TT honse
>>556609573Didn't he basically roll a natural 1/20?
>>556609338The show fools you with the first episode where it's basically a 3-deep-5-me episode about a politician being forced to fuck a pig on live tv for reasonsIt's just fun, not to be taken seriously unless you are easy to impressed because you haven't lived long enough>>556609319I liked the episode where two guys play streetfighter and end up fucking in gameJust like my japanese doujinshi>>556609362Believe it or not, he's not exaggeratingFunnily enough, all these RP/gimmick accs get outed as emotionally unstable teens or literal rapists
>>556609620you're not playing it the way the devs intended...
transcend is not even remotely orange
>>556609495PLEASE DON'T CRY
>>556609486the world needs losers too. thanks for feeding me my spooks.
Transcend is my bro, but not at all orange
does doggo count as orange uma?
>>556609486and i thought i had shitty luck
>>556609661no clue why RP accounts are so prevalent in english speaking communities. It's like most of them are inherently incapable of creating anything of value
>556609709 (Colorblind fag)Dictus is orange and Transcend is literally the same color tho
>>556609683I think Cygames and their intended gameplay SUCKS
I am temporarily free from the Mile Stego mines. Thank the Lord.
>>556609293why would dog cafes not exist
>>556609661fooled me because I got it mixed up with that thing British people arent allowed to talk about. and still I dont know if that happened, because every time I ask about it everyone dunks on melike I think (if nothing else) it was a school stabbing or something. if you talk about it you get in trouble. there was a "bit" in real life where Ed Millibans ate a bacon sandwich. really makes u think, and yet, we cant ask about it. you dont know what is real
>thread #2187 reveals /uma/ is full of colorblind anons
>>556609885>Dictus is oraneretard
>>556609812wife spotted, and no I don't think so.though it does make me wonder how many yellow umas there are
>>556609812No, she is saber dog
TWIN TURBO is the next orange uma.
orange is a social construct
>>556609856No matter how much of a failure you are in life at least you didnt get to the point of creating a rp account to pretend you are somewhat important
Orange women
>>556609856>It's like most of them are inherently incapable of creating anything of valueThey're usually communists too, so it checks out>>556609986Oh yeah? Here's the real next orange uma
>>556610139I do this on /uma/
>>556609906But how much do you like Stego?
>>556610024Who's her twin I don't get it
>>556610150we should hang the orange man
I got spooked by SSR Creek and now she's 3LB. Is MLB a good use of crystal? Selector next month?Finemo and Natie are both 1LB, Fuku 2LB, so I dunno.
>>556609885Transcend is BROWN blindbro
>>556610150sexo!
>>556609649something like that. I forget the exact odds of rolling a 3* in 200 rolls, but 3% rate would asymptotically approach, in tens of thousands of attempts, 6 3* in 200 rolls, 12 3* in 400 rolls.>approachthat's the key. Probabilities are not guarantees. For every anon who does "a cheeky 10-pull" and gets lucky, there's many more anons who get shit. Pulling the all-uma banner should only be done if:>you don't have a lot (<9) of umas>there's an uma you want that you can't otherwise get easily>you have lots of carats>sparking won't negatively impact your future rolls for umas/supoka>you're fine with rolling and getting nothing except *that* uma for 30k caratsAnyone who doesn't do that is stupid.
>>556610150is this horse the ultimate whore?
>>556610008NTA but I've always wondered why I'm so attracted to Durandal. Not to justify it and potentially dilute my love for her, but to try to trace it back.Out of all saberfaces, I am most immediately reminded of MHX/MHXX, who I also love dearly
>>556610219>Is MLB a good use of crystalYou still have your Make Debut SSR ticket, right?
>>556610219SSR selector is an excellent use of it
transcend is auburn (red/brown)ikuno dictus is dark orangetaiki shuttle is strawberry blonde (orange)
>>556610219just hold. you'll probably use creek for two CMs during MANT but her 3LB to MLB isn't an important upgrade. crystals are INCREDIBLY important.
>>556609915I see, Black Mirror is the European equivalent to Fallout thenThe real message is: England sucks>>556610150Rhe real orange-ey skinned uma
that other anon? assassinated by UKuza
>>556610004Neovery raw yellow
>>556610286It's about a 4% probability of pulling six or fewer 3* uma in 400 pulls. Anyone who isn't salty after failing a 4% training lacks human emotions.
SMART FALCON IS ORANGEAND CURREN IS A WHORE
>>556610201Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veyr veyr ryve very very very very very veyr very very very very very very very very very very veyr very very vevry very very very very very very vrey very very very very very very very vrey very vrey very very very very very very very very very very very very much, why do you ask?
>>556610219>>556610410I think Hanshin 3200m is the perfect opportunity to do it. Wait for the free rolls from NTR, then pop your selector on it.
>>556610483close the borders.
Chestnut horse = Orange UmaSimple as
>>556610441>implying they are the ones who hate the orange manIt's literally whiteys rping or talking for latinés and blacks lmao>>556610483The only really real list of really orange umas
>>556610181>They're usually communists too, so it checks outjust imitating their lazyfuck founder, Marx sponged off of wealthy patrons and never worked a job in his life, of course someone that pathetically useless would preach about the 'evils' of ordinary work. What a disgusting intellectual whore, the more I play Uma Musume the more I admire the idea of relentless training to excel at something just for the sheer pleasure of doing it. thank you Narita Brian
>>556610483Meno and Shakur look pretty black to me
>>556608814
>>556610483mfw Kitasan Black is not black
>>556610441NTA but orange man made it incredibly difficult to not get buttfucked by tariffs while shipping out weeb merch from Japan
>>556607574This is the last place I expected to see DB portuguese dub, but here I am.
>>556610483MARVELOUS SUNDAY IS ORANGE!
>>556610690what a stupid dog.
>>556610483I see. So Matikanetannhauser is the next orange.
>>556610432sometimes it also lets you mental gymnastic into the episodes all being separate from one-another until it joins back up with the story, so that each episode can be a different thing (each has a different focus)its like that collection of shorts with the singing cowboy number 1 gunslinger until he gets bested. the intro story. each episode is like a different thingidk maybe you should rewatch black mirror and just remember throughout that adults are are scared of technology in 2010
>>556610441the entire world hates your pedophile president, scumbag maga
>>556607574Verxina.
>>556610747WTF I love Orange now!
>>556610286I had about 120k carats about exactly nine 3* uma before pulling......
Should Oguri be late or pace?
>>556607574kwab sirius
more like BOREange LOL
>>556610874She should be herself.
>>556610707its a misnomer, the same way smart falcon is actually a dumb fuck
>>556610874In spirit late, her kit is pace
>>556610907Orange Fellow
you telling me an egg fried rice container oven cooked this potatoes? >>556610994>orange hair>boring
>>556610479Pasa failed a 2% training (80 speed 35 power) yesterday and I was pretty pissed. So you're not wrong. But when you're talking dumping a spark's worth of carats, you have to first mentally prepare yourself for the worst possible scenario and be alright with that before you pull, otherwise you're just making yourself upset, which is pointless.
>>556611024
>>556610907Torn between slotting her or Still for the upcoming LoH. I wish I had her ALT though.
>>556610787I see it more like a "modern audience" version of Twilight ZoneI guess the part of the politician fucking a pig on camera, or the episode that made blue gummy bear a politician hit too close to home with those clowns>off topicI think Bourbon would really like Black Mirror
>>556610874Late when Ryan/Dober ults workdo whatever you want otherwise
>>556610547Just making sure
>>556610860you didn't quadruple spark the all-uma bannernoplease tell me you did not do that, anon
and the hostage...WAS THE GUY WHO ASKED HIM TO DO IT!
>>556610483what the fuck is a bayfucking retarded tierlist makerMAKE THE BOXES THE COLOR?????why the FUCK is grey GREEN??????
Protip: This is how you find orange umas
>>556610907this should count as orangebut I feel more red energy from her
>>556611328your bro's so sexy
>>556611381>>556611381>>556611381>>556611381
>>556611328lick im saving this image *sex sex*
>>556611209Heilos would only do this if Palmer puts on the Ruby cosplay
>>556611024do people really still defend and support orange man even though he's an actual pedophile and literally eats babies? what the fuck is wrong with americans.
>>556611512>an actual pedophile and literally eats babieswho in the western hemisphere doesn't?
>1k point per carnival raceuhhhim bricked
>>556611636didn't ask you, ivan or chang whichever one you are, your country is no better
>>556611512You do realize that those "claims" about le cannibalism and magic knife nonsense were made by a literal schizophrenic, right?Keep crying though tranny. Why not jump in front of ICE to defend the criminals you love so much
>>556611251Only two sparks. if I count across my last ~800 scouts, I've only pulled ~10 3* uma... Shiraoki-sama hates my guts...
>>556611801so why is he blocking every attempt to release the full files to the public if it's all false accusations?
I think all off-topic /pol/niggers should be burned alive
>>556610730Buying foreign anime goods is one of the most luxury things you can purchase. As someone with thousands of dollars worth of anime figures, I can't imagine being made over it.
>>556601638I fantasized about this before but realistically the only, even remote, chance to take any sort of advantage of her is when she's sleeping. Personally, I just want to cum on her face or clothes (tits) while she's sleeping. Or maybe fap in the same room as her while she doesn't notice
>>556611801>to defend the criminals you love so muchYou literally worship a rapist pedophile because you love him like a God-King for being as racist as you are.
>>556612357Trump defenders are getting really fucking sad, you can tell they have nothing -- NOTHING left except for their worship of a man who ended up being the most hated person in the world.
>>556611795it is
