Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9046 - She tried to warn us Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>556611052
Would Sonic kill Epstein?
Douge
>>556667815It depends. If anything he'd steal his booze from his private island paradise for shit and giggles. Oh wait, wrong game.Yes, but he'd frame it as natural causes, or an accidental.
Sheep wife
She killed trillions
>>556667715
>>556667171She’s gonna realize sooner or later she’s not cut out for the hero stuff. She’s stubborn as hell. Sure she can learn a thing or two, but these 2 characters are the types of people that hate people. Even though she says she can’t be too mad at them for being stupid, she still thinks they’re very stupid. She’s not gonna go around starting shit like a typical villain but she still clearly wants to kill Sonic and Eggman, for reasons that are actually her own now—Sonic’s hubris and mercy, and Eggman’s wickedness and domination.As for Kit, he’s just orchestrating events just for her to solve which is what she wants, and to prevent her from killing Eggman since that would cut out a big reason to be a hero in the first place, not like she’s tried to since what, issue 54? Kit’s not lucid or evil enough to be manipulating people, let alone Surge of all people. If she somehow finds out what Kit did, the worst reaction I can see from her is peeved. Nothing overly dramatic like some fanartists have been coming up with. He seriously just wants her to be happy and screw anyone else. They might hit a snag but nothing long lasting.
Sweet Passion and Toxic Obsession
Tangle verbally abusing Lanolin!
>>556668218>Sonic’s hubris and mercy, and Eggman’s wickedness and domination.Fuck off.
Surge has been pretending to be one of the good guys for longer than she has been openly evil. Most of her existence at this point in time has been undercover at the restoration. I thought she said the urge to kill Sonic was innate. She said it was in her DNA. She must have been lying.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>556667815He’d join him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLyt7rPpUB8
>>556668403No one at IDW knows what to do with these characters. That’s why we haven’t seen much of them since #54.
>>556668218Kit is supposed to be the one person in the world Surge can trust and shares the same world view, if she discovered he's yet another person trying to control her actions she'd not feel good about that at all.
Randomfox just attacks anyone who posts anything they like about Archie on xitter now and I blame you guys for encouraging him.
>>556668564>No one at IDW knows what to do with these characters.It's not even hard to figure out.
>>556667815like that other anon said, Sonic would think Epstein is a chad (like a lot of people are doing rn) and join him
>>556668565Kit’s the follower. If Surge wants the glory of being the hero then so be it. Unless something can happen to change Kit’s programming.https://youtu.be/g7ilK8Gr9uY?si=Ma4bEiTlun2OWLfl
>>556668564Tangle and Whisper had a great introduction but their characters went nowhere after.Surge had a good introduction then her character was ruined by temper tantrums and crying and becoming too pathetic to take seriously.What's with IDW and failing to make their ideas grow beyond the first step
>>556669086>>556668564Surge won't do anything villainous any time soon. Evan is the boss of IDW now and she is morally against villains being evil due to a brain condition they didn't choose. She will never write a villain who was made that way by a mad scientist.
>>556668235
>>556668235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNynxWZK30A
Silver literally saw mimic transform and the comic acts like it was a hunch
>>556669268I want to see Tangle call her some slur black people call white women
The fanbase seems to love the western made characters but not the western iterations of the japanese characters.
>>556669416>Silver and Whisper saw mimic transform.>Tangle and Whisper know the dead giveaways of Mimic>Tangle nor Whisper ever tell Lanolin to remove his gloves to prove he's mimic>Silver lets Lanolin literally gaslight him into not believing something he literally saw happen.
>>556669418Someone DM Chauvels what insults she throws at white girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fejv8GD--D4
>>556669439JP Sonic > US SonicJP Tails = US TailsJP Amy > US AmyJP Knuckles < US KnucklesJP Shadow > US ShadowJP Rouge = US RougeJP Blaze < US BlazeJP Silver < US SilverJP Chaotix = US Chaotix
>>556670120JP Tails <<<<< US Tails
>>556670172Nice try Satam faggot. Sonic is a Japanese franchise. The characters are at their best when they embody the principles of the people who created them in the first place.
Tangle will scrutinize every one of Lanolin's suggestions or plans and criticize her whenever they are in the same vicinity; and Lanolin will thank her for it.
>>556670260Which JP Tails currently does not. You played yourself shill
>>556670120>JP Knuckles < US Knuckles>JP Blaze < US Blaze>JP Silver < US SilverWhy? I'm curious
>>556669439I’m indifferent on the western stuff
>>556670389You will not present American shit as better in any way. Get the fuck out of here.
>>556670260US Tails invented the spindash and is typically more action-oriented than his Japanese counterpart. He also isn't afraid of bantering with his Sonic as an equal unlike Jap Tails.
>>556670489Yes I will fucknugget, because it is
>>556669643>Silver and Whisper saw mimic transformWhisper saw Duo kick Silver and said nothing
>>556669086anything beyond first set-up seems too difficult for them
Westfags are so fucking stupid. "Character is better because they're more relatable or stronger or are fucking some OC that the REAL version would never even glance at" You people genuinely hate the characters Leave Tails alone.
>>556670395Nta but Knuckles is clear. JP made him irrelevant and a retard, US wins by default on both him and Tails. I could not tell you the difference for Blaze. Silver is complicated because the US never bought him as the Sonic/Shadow-tier character JP wanted him to be (because he isn’t), but uwu-fying him isn’t really a good alternative
>>556670870Fuck off.
>>556670887Westfag logic is frustrating . You think Knuckles is better because he's "Smarter" in the US? So if Knuckles was a computer genius that would make him an amazing character. Meanwhile you want Sonic to be an emotional faggot. If you don't like Sonic then don't come here.
>>556670870I could fucking kill you for defending this bullshit I’m so deadass. You DO NOT like Tails, you only care about defending the Nips. I despise everything you fucking stand for and the world would be better without you in it
>>556670870You will never convince anyone that what Japan did to Tails was good
>>556670887They wanted Silver to be like Nero.https://youtu.be/c1qLUXB8aQg?si=sikuCmo-0b64D8fn
Jesus Christ, who gives a shit about Tails?
>>556668192Fuck off Woefag
>>556671172I do bitch, now fuck off
>>556670867
>>556671172I did when he was actually useful, playable and wasn't glued in his iPad.
*headpats your OC*
>>556670395American inventions made for Knuckles feel like they added much to the character into the vision of why people like him. Even Penders' utter mess, to better examples like Fowler's incarnation of the character I think the west values Knuckles' lone hero attitude a little more.Silver and Blaze, I know people meme to death Uwuver sucks, but there's a niche for this type of character and he sort of works like this. You might not like him this way but I prefer him like this over anime boy #3. Blaze for similar reasons.
>>556670870This. Tailsfags are so whiny. >>556671040Better than making him a cuck like westshit does.
>>556671042Tails is their character and his development in the last several games was leading to his personal regression in Forces. It was not only necessary but pretty compelling if you actually PLAY THE FUCKING GAMEAt least watch the cutscenes https://youtu.be/qrs8UozGEDo?si=2ETsNUBPm3VBC90BIt's in english, hopefully your tiny little brain can understand that. >>556671040I don't understand how anyone can look at a character from the GAMES and point to the comics and say they did it better. Point to the cartoons and say they did it better. Point to the americans and say "The'yre improving Sonic Team's mistake". What mistake? Where is the mistake? You needed Tails to be king of the beasts at all times? He can't be scared? You think because he fought Chaos 4 WITH HELP that he should never be scared of Chaos? You think because he tried AND FAILED to stp Eggman from getting the emerald that he always puts on a brave face?You like Archie Tails. You like SHITAM Tails. You don't like Tails.
>>556670867NTA I have no idea what they say.>>556671250Apparently it's something funny
>>556671237Oh you're so tough lol
No westfag, giving them girlfriends doesn't "Add to their character". Making them cry doesn't "add to their character". Making a character extra kind and brave and heckin wholesome like my redditman movies isn't making them "deeper real fleshed out characters.Guess what! You have contempt.
>>556671329>You might not like him this way but I prefer him like this over anime boy #3.We get it, you're lame.
>>556671373BASED BASED BASED
>>556671250
>>556671373>Tails is their characterThat doesn't make it good nor right. That's the only defense you ever had for it>the restWhen you're ready to respect the characters like the rest of us, we can have a real conversation
This guy only comes here to spike his blood pressure. I can't imagine regularly engaging with people you already know disagree with you on purpose. Are you expecting to change someone's mind all this, or do you simply love repeating yourself?
>>556671373How can you literally fucking call it a regression then also say it’s compelling??? Are you slow?? Do you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??? I don’t understand how anyone can defend fucking blatant character assassination FROM THE GAMES and say that’s better than fucking ANYTHING the west does. You like lame characters who do nothing but suck Sonic’s cock. You don’t like Tails.
This fox FUCKS!
Always this fucking retard. Low functioners should be euthanized.
Who the fuck is wanting it to live?
>>556671040Wasn't this written by Westerns?
Tailsfags defending japanese purism sounds insane. Japan humiliated Tails with SONIC HELP ME, not the west.
>>556671660I would like a Sonic general full of people who love Sonic for what it is and don't want to change it into one of its adaptations
>>556671796This fucking retard >>556671373
>>556671651
>>556671373Unironic trvke. Tailsfags just don't want the kid character to be a kid because they're selfinserting balding fat bastards.
>>556671830Congratulations, this isn't that. Go make one.
>>556671660https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2257874/Cortisol is literally just as addicting as dopamine. In certain individuals, it's even more addicting than nicotine.
>>556671764cock
>>556671823No actual Tailsfag does this, only JP shills poorly pretending like they care about him at all rather than their Glorious Nippon
>>556671831I have never seen a single person genuinely defend Forces Tails writing that wasn't either trolling or a massive coper, and I did the first a lot
>>556671838>>556671651>>556671250don't understand it but nice vanilla expressions
>>556671680Where did you get the idea that regression is the same as bad writing? I really am asking you at this point. Tails without Sonic loses his confidence. Tails thought Sonic was DEAD for SIX MOTNHS because he WATCHED SONIC DIE. SIX MONTHS. You think that shouldn't cause him to regress? You think Tails wouldn't lose courage if Sonic was TRULY DEAD I know you're just itching and scratching to bring up SA2 as if that game doesn't give MULTIPLE EXPLANATIONS and even shows Tails losing the emerald once it sets in that Sonic is actually dead.
If the Japanese are so much more superior to the West, then why are you speaking English right now?
These Tails "fans" don't even want Tails. They want an ultra chad who fucks Rouge and Mina or whatever else bullshit. They don't want Tails. They never wanted Tails. They want western "Tails". They claim that the west "did better" because Tails wasn't as scared. They think you're too stupid. They don't play the fucking games.
https://youtu.be/FgBzoacLz_M?si=VIgf9MIDXD2wcuDAVector buys Cream kinder eggs.
>>556667815BITCHnic would give Epstein unlimited free retries to be good then go "aww dang maybe next time" when Epstein rapes a child in front of him
These people will agree that IDW Silver is bad and then have the sheer audacity to attack Sonic Forces. An actual GAME.
What are some characters that are practically the same between america and japan counterparts?Cream? Vanilla?
I'm pretty sure I like Tails actually, considering I've been playing him since literally before Randomfox was born.Zoomers are so funny.
>>556672115correct I want a self insert who gets dommed by an older woman with big tittiesmina is gross tho gimmie vanilla
>>556671986Why does he need to regress at all? What is fucking compelling about watching someone shit their pants rather than fight? Compelling writing would have him CONTINUE TO GROW during the supposedly awful times (which Forces boiled down to a paragraph on a black screen btw). You being unable to see that the point of regressing him was not for anything having to do with himself, but to give Classic Sonic a cooler entrance, means you’re nothing but a blind pathetic JP shill and your opinion is fucking worthless. Go drown yourself in a deep fryer you waste of fucking oxygen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89G0ViX_GCM
>>556672115They're ugly manlet virgins who want to be the cool guy who fucks all the girls, but they're such losers that they can't pretend to be the actual cool characters and instead be Tails.
Sonic is a Japanese game series.4chan is a Japanese hobby board.JP characterization > Western characterization.The JP side is more consistent than the Western side. The meta era was the fault of American localizers.Tails was never a chad.
>>556670867I had a picture saved that was similar to this but with Sonic OCs I can't seem to find.
>>556671817No, according to Nakamura Forces was outlined in Japan first by Makoto Goya and Eitaro Toyoda, then adapted into English by Pontac and Graff, then retranslated back into Japanese.
https://youtu.be/-fN5RX15Zhw?si=ruwh0Y08tUB4J_fA
>>556672390i'm not a manlet i'm 6'1
>>556672459Wow, that's awful.
>>556672330>gimmie vanillaShe likes big crocodile men.
>>556672279>These people will agree that [the bad thing] is bad and then have the sheer audacity to attack [another bad thing]what
>>556672459what a baffling writing process
Tails has that writing problem where he's only made vulnerable and flawed when it's convenient so it doesn't feel right. A lot of people noticed this but wrongly attribute to him "not feeling like a child" consistently
>>556672331You've never seen a character fall and then rise back up again? You think it has to be upward trajectory at all times? Do you seriously think the story of Forces would be better if Tails was just Captain Justice the whole time? Character regression has its place and if you don't understand that then you aren't mature enough to discuss characterization. Go play with your shitty old Satam toys.
>>556672520that's not what e621 told me
>>556672490My ass you are lol
Cream and Vanilla be like:https://youtu.be/dUIIi4tE1E4?si=XDemZAJy0KiTiR8J
Some of you anons needed to get bullied more in school.
I wish I was shorter sometimes
>>556672587Except he never fucking rises up again. He spends the rest of the game sucking Classic’s and the avatar’s dicks, then they can’t even bother to show him fighting in the final battle, unlike EVERYONE else. It was a fucking humiliation ritual because Japan fucking hates him now just like you do
In my opinion, if a character has a different personality in the east vs the west then the western one is OOC. If they were made in the west first and then given an eastern adaptation then the western version is still OOC because Japan is better. If the character is purely western and has no japanese counterpart at all then they are OOC just because. Nothing western can ever be in-character.
>>556672621Ew
>>556672648i mean i'm not gonna post a pic or whatever cuz you'd all laugh at how fat i am but it's truemy parents are dutch so i am actually kinda a manlet when i go meet family tho
JP fags be like: the character you liked was always a loser actually, and here's why that's a good thing
>>556672115>>556672390You just hate Tails, it’s so obvious. Nothing you say on the topic matters in the slightest
>>556672757Give me some of your height
>>556672808What kid wanted to be Tails in the 90s?
Hot take: Tailsfags are in the same situation as Team Dark fags. Both of them hallucinated a permanent change in the characters.
>>556672757Yea, being 6'3" with an /ss/ fetish is sheer irony.
>>556672731>Some
>>556672808What you're suggesting is that a character is well written as long as they're cool and successful. Losers and cowards can't be well written?
>>556672919Cold take: you defend character assassination because you hate the character
>>556672963Tails is a poorly written loser and coward in Forces, yes
>>556672892My guy, nothing you say matters either. Who are you? Some nobody screaming at people because they're not worshiping your fave character.
>Sonic games>Well writtenWork harder for this (You).
>>556672808literally yes
>>556672919>hallucinatedTeam Dark isn't a hallucination, Sega writers are just schizo about whether they exist or not
Tails was always a fruity little gay boy
>>556672892>IF YOU DON'T WANT TAILS TO BE MR THUNDERCOCK WHO FUCKS ALL THE BITCHES ITS BECAUSE YOU HATE HIMTAILS IS A CHARACTERA FICTIONAL CHARACTERTAILS IS NOT YOUTAILS IS NOT YOUR FRIENDTAILS IS NOT A RELATABLE VESSEL FOR YOU TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY INTAILS IS WHO HE IS. HE IS SUPPOSED TO PORTRAY THAT CHARACTERSTOP TRYING TO CHANGE TAILS'S CHARACTER TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL GOODTAILS IS FINE.
Fuck Tails.
>>556672963Tails isn’t a loser or coward. He’s a kid who, despite being scared at times, believes in himself and fights anyway because he wants to be like his hero Sonic
>>556673108Team Dark were never close friends or family schizo
>>556672731Unfortunately, one of those anons became head writer.https://youtu.be/CinJuVtdp3Y?si=Xk6pFdxhWNCE3b4z
>>556672808This line of thinking is why westfags look at a picture of Tails with a supermodel wife and kids and think that's a good thing. Tails is doing all the things YOU would do so that would make him well written.>>556673159The point is that you can't just call a character a loser and say that it's bad writing. As if a character being a loser is some sort of crime.
americans b like: yea our tails might be a literal cuck but at least he isnt scared of a destruction god
I'm tired of the constant melties
Team Dark is purely just for catergorization purposes in a game and doesn't exist in narrative
>>556672982Cute and canon
>>556673157Rouge, Mina, Barby, Sally, Vanilla, Cream, Cosmo.....
>>556672919We're just going to pretend SA1 and SA2 didn't happen?
>>556673268If you take a character who isn’t a loser, then make him one, that IS character assassination and a crime
>>556673187Shan't be drawn into an argument
good writing is when the character wins all the time and everyone wants to suck his dick right tails "fans"?
Sonic is a franchise that has "arcs" that reinforce what's established in the character documents. If you're too loose with what's in the documents you get western writing and (mostly) everything after 2006. If you're strict, what you get will feel right at home from the 90s to 00s
>>556673151>TAILS IS WHO HE IS. HE IS SUPPOSED TO PORTRAY THAT CHARACTERSTOP TRYING TO CHANGE TAILS'S CHARACTER TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL GOODSO WE FUCKING AGREE THEN?? CHANGING HIM INTO A PUSSY WHO COWERS INSTEAD OF FIGHTING IS A BAD THING AND THE GAMES ARE AT FAULT.
>It was the Shadougefag having a melty over a cartoon fox again.You're so predictable. You just can't stop from identifying yourself.
Forces Tails was IC. cope.
>>556673324yesand heroes and 06 and dark brotherhood and forces and archie and idw and that one tailstube episode and a billion side gameswe're going to pretend none of those happened
Hiroshima part 3 fucking when
>>556673534Sega....
Tailspedos groomed a childhttps://x.com/sontailsstuff/status/2020018002385866796https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1YltAl5RuTCp2grwVYAASTeEpHLrMAs617sU1I3sJdgg
>>556673440Tails has shown fear since the 90s. He was never your thundercock guy.
>>556673447I am genuinely starting to believe the guy isn't doing it for memes or shitposting, I think he's actually mentally handicapped. He's typing like he's having a stress-induced psychosis over cartoon characters.
Why should I think Forces Tails is even a good character why should I find him likeable, he's a useless pussy, is that what you want? Do you like this?
>>556673581This
>>556673581He never let it stop him from doing anything until the meta era and especially forces. Just fucking admit you hate Tails already everyone can see through your bullshit
Westfags lost.
At this point people who call Forces Tails OOC are just as bad as anyone who thinks SatAM Sonic is IC >>556673683>He never let it stop him from doing anything until the meta era and especially forces.He never thought Sonic was DEAD FOR SIX MONTHS before
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Japan lost btw
>>556673739Yea Sa2 tails was in denial
Mario and Luigi are not brothers. They're not. even. friends.
>>556673084He literally had a character arc in SA1 and showed development in SA2 to not depend on Sonic anymore, which the writing discarded
>>556673739It doesn’t fucking matter. The CORE of his character is believing in himself despite being scared. No situation where he has ANY SHRED of hope should he EVER give up and cower like he did in Forces. And yes, he DID have at least some hope, if he didn’t he wouldn’t have been out doing shit like fixing Omega
Fleetway literally has a character named Windy
Speaking of Japan, it's such a fucking puzzling piece that Sonic was never popular there.It hits all the boxes of what the kids and teens at the time would want>MC is effectively a shounen protag with a cute design but still cool enough to appeal to both genders>Has multiple rivals>Cute boys for the fujoshis and girls for the coomers>multiple manga and anime adaptationsAaaaaand nothing, Sonic is more known as a Smash bros character there than anything.You'd think that's because Sega was more known for their arcades and Nintendo having a gaming monopoly at the time but Sonic had plenty of arcade games and Sonic remains unpopular there despite Nintendo not being as much of a giant as it used to be.
>>556673946>Aaaaaand nothing, Sonic is more known as a Smash bros character there than anything.You mean Olympics character
>I dislike Tails' writing during the meta era>SO YOU WANT HIM TO BEAT UP SONIC AND WIN EVERY FIGHT WITH A SINGLE PUNCH AND HAVE A HAREM Are you people even real?
>>556674062Our resident spergs can only communicate in hyperbole.
>>556673875>>556673957>>556674005Only a true manwhore could handle herEnter... SLUTNIC
>>556673816Denial is the first stage of grief. He’s not stupid, he saw Sonic fucking explode in space. He definitely believes Sonic is dead at that point, even if he won’t outwardly admit it
>>556673108Team Dark were never friends
>>556673946Sonic is really lacking actually. It is edgy in extremely mild ways, it doesn't throw a bone for the audience who sees the cute characters, Sonic himself is a much flatter character then the likes of Goku for example which people love to compare him to. The franchise is also vastly missing japanese quirks like little references or mannerisms in its main media. It's like a very pale, bargain bin shonen at best.In reality Sonic feels far more western than people realize he is even when written by the japanese
>>556673739That should've given him more motivation to step up not remain cowardly.Hell, he literally saw Sonic "being killed" by Eggman (as far as he was concerned) in SA2 and he fought back, he didn't just cry for the ghost of Sonic to fix the issue.
https://youtu.be/WuEKmt-w0P0?si=hElnl54U4ykZ-woE
>>556674156>>556673324>>556673534
>>556674145Post the japanese version >>556674062Please stop saying "meta era"
>>556673928>Keked both Tails and SonicDoes she represents someone the writers were into?
>>556674187Wasn't the whole idea behind Sonic to give him that 'Western Edge' so to speak?
I'm trans btw.
>>556674187Sonic as a franchise used to be cool and edgy in the 2000s but now in the 2020s, it's just safe-edgy and sterile
>>556673292Archie Tails was never a literal cuck, he reacted like anyone normal would when his crush preferred another man, he crashed out
>>556674316I don't understand why the Japanese demanded an 30 minute fully animated and voice acted orgy mid-sentence but I can't post the Japanese version on a blue board
>>556674354Which shouldn't be surprising that he doesn't appeal to japan. >>556674432Sonic was honestly never that edgy. No, Shadow saying damn isn't enough, not even close
>>556673292this is literally how it is every time. "He got laid, that means he's a good character!"
Is Amy is considered undesirable to Sonic?
>>556674724amy is for human men only and sonic respects this
>>556674516Sonic was edgy in the 2000s because it dealt with angst, trauma, moral conflict, revenge, global catastrophic risks, and true danger.
>>556670867>>556672406Found it!
I’m straight btw
>>556674497>The action source had a blacker rouge
I think /sthg/ sucks!
>>556674724No. He does like her back
>>556674851>I don't know what shading is
crying stupid wolf
Exquisite bait.
>>556674818canon
>>556674851*actualFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>556674316>Please stop saying "meta era"Why? Hurt your widdle Jap feefees?
What if Sonic had a show with this feel?
>>556674724>>556674896Presented without comment.
>>556674904
What if Sonic actually went full edge like Bomberman: Act Zero?
>>556675036That feels like less of a show and more of a mini series like the chaotix files or tailstube
How do we fix Whisper?Hard mode: You can't kill/retcon her.
>>556675036>>556675151Fuck, I forgot the linkI meant THIS feel, a Muppet kind of feel.https://youtu.be/eiZ_x3m67RY
>>556675036What, Sonic the magician or Sonic who knows how to dress well? I dunno, The Andy Griffith Show?
This is Tails. If your version of Tails wouldn’t do or say this, that’s not Tails. No, he doesn’t need to be a “hyperchad”. He does need to be capable willing to rise to a challenge. That is not the same thing
>>556675216Where's Sonic?
>>556675182What guest stars could Sonic even get?
>>556675058This is the most abhorrent thing Ian Flynn did to Amy in Archie and I'm saying the least
I don't understand why zoomers from Xwitter keep finding themselves here. One of you faggots must be advertising this place to them.Reveal yourself.
>SEE! The character who would canonically blow Blaze/Rouge/Shade's heads off for talking to Sonic would actually be okay if he dated my favorite OC
>>556675123Your food, sir
>>556675480I linked several discords and one obscure outdated meme website
>>556675480Sonic is a Twitter series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eb74vBl2I
>what Tailsfags want
>>556675668You will be sentenced to the /sthg/ pillory for 3 days for your crimes.>>556675697You will be put to death for mercy as you are clearly too brainrotted.
>>556675557This gives me 2000s Sonic vibes. We desperately need a Sonic game with that level of action, suspense, darkness, and lore
>>556675837You’re a schizo
https://youtu.be/j_IfSxMQ7yg?si=NlCqtcPLmK0avSRj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcyyPCDP8oE
>>556675837>”I don’t want him to cower” equals “I want him to be a hyperchad”How do you niggas function in daily life
>>556675837Why is being 6'0 at 15 so crazy? I was 6'2 when I was 15.
>>556675557>"If Naka wasn't fired" timeline
>>556676209Type shit
>>556675557This, what was supposed to be Kingdom Hearts 3, and what was supposed to be Final Fantasy Versus XIIISilver was that much of a failure of a character he plunged us into the worst timeline
>>556676420disney vaulting max is more of a crime than any vaulted sonic character
>>556674145
>>556674145Meanwhile JP Sonic: I don't see any women here, what are you talking about?
>>556676359I will forever be yearning for a Sonic game like that because its reminiscent of what made 2000s Sonic fan art and fanfics so entertaining and memorable
>>556676907separate canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8WiRGvCMaM
>>556676420My little maxipad
I'd fuck adult Chris
>>556677738Amy / Rouge / Vanilla / Cream / Tails / Sonic / Shadow...
>>556676237>How do you niggas function in daily lifeBro, fuck off. You got no leg to stand on.
'dria
>>556678118I don’t say pants-on-head retarded shit like you do tho, bro
>>556678490They fucked and it was wholesome.
>>556678535The fuck are you talking about? I just got here.
https://youtu.be/y3FMpnxFdh8?si=eGG0OfNXVIjnSMqeHappy late Christmas. I hope yours was nice. I don’t remember what mine was like.
>>556673946>MC is effectively a shounen protag with a cute design but still cool enough to appeal to both gendersNot in Japan. Him being a cartoon animal clues the JP kiddos that this is a kiddy series. If he was human, they'd peg it as Shonen and not skinny Doraemon.
ohio skibidi sonic rizz
shadow be huffin all my stank these nasty latina gasses dont stop coming!
>>556678648The why the fuck did you respond to >>556676237?
>>556678747Basically this, more importantly, these guys being the main cast, doomed it in terms of perception.
>>556678780What a triumphant story really >no ABT you can’t have big titties in this comic >you know what imma draw them so may times it’ll be a continuity error not to give her big tits Legend
https://youtu.be/2IoDD96l9_0?si=reFiyHIu8H5BlJ81&t=803>>>??
>>556678924
>>556679124this is the show that violet kept saying was decently in character compared to archie?
shadow has got to stop giving me burrito blasts bruh i be fardin stank all fuckin day!
>>556679124This feels like gay rape
satam sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF5Yg5C1u88Good night.
>>556679720i want to eat it
>>556679986YOU DARE?!
>>556679978Night music man
gyattnic
https://youtu.be/mlGYe76zgSQ?si=3JuMJ8jDbA9jspT6&t=278There's no fucking way
>>556680515Of all the shit from the games to actually use
>>556678936Because you're acting like a spaz.
>>556680515I'm not watching that. Give me a tldr.
>>556679978G’nighthttps://youtu.be/2DPCYJJVX4s?si=iksI0It6gtIxdFu0
>>556681084Time Stones and the Floating Island
>>556681147To be fair those are very common fantasy and scifi tropes.
>>556681084>What about the time stones?
>>556674790Oh hey, the fox boy is mine. I kinda wanna commission art of him, but I don't even know what it would be.
>>556680907The only spaz is you. All I did was say something you didn’t like. Grow up pussy
>>556681084Dulcy asks Sonic why they don't just use the time stones to go back in time and stop Robotnik from taking over in the first place. The timestones weren't mentioned ever before.
Japanese franchise.
NO HES GOT A BIKE NOWSHADOW PLEASE YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE FAST
https://streamable.com/yn7ebc
>>556681523A very sincere fuck you for wasting my time.
What are they cooking?
https://youtu.be/NClRUPSI0m8?si=-1ZIQmUDegzoudkT&t=143I can't believe Uncle Chuck's last words to Sonic were "Run like the wind"
>>556681979wow so surprising :|
>6k wordsok It's going over what i expected....
>>556681979Again, a very common expression
Tier list time
>>556681979I really hope a certain discord troon does not spam this as evidence that SOA secretly understood Sonic's character
>>556682359Are you just making the same list on different sites?
>>556682618Sure
>>556681979I am very annoyed that there was a solid 10 years where this was considered the ultimate Sonic show and it's just dull as fuck
>>556675165kill/retcon her.
>>556679558>Evan Stanley:Whisper and Lanolin have ANIMOSITY!
>>556675165Put her and the other crying lesbian OCs into their own side comic that rarely interacts with the main comic
>>556683579We don't call em westfags for nothing
>>556575913I appreciate you taking my request, as I was quite late when you originally asked for drawing ideas. Thanks for posting a higher res image as well.I see you went with two different outfits, one swimsuit, and one canon outfit (which looked like a wetsuit sorta anyways). One seems eager to check something out, the other a little less so. I like the tint colored lenses, and that you didn't loose the foot shape when drawing the fins (can happen sometimes). Was it intentional that the fish are modeled after Taiyaki?Two characters is a lot of work to draw, plus colors too. It's not much, but I tried to draw something back for you (it's terrible): https://litter.catbox.moe/wr08vt.pngThis character had a few different minor details changed so I apologise if some are missing or there are some that should not be there.
Repeating this question because nowhere in the bill of rights does it say I can’t What would you do if Sonic did this to you?
>>556683796I don't need Sonic's fucking help
>>556681354>The only spaz is you. All I did was say something you didn’t like. Grow up pussyOooh, we got a keyboard warrior here.
>>556683796Go for his hand and then skye it by then pulling mine back and wooshing it across my head>too slow
>>556683937Chill, sperg.>>556682739>I am very annoyed that there was a solid 10 years where this was considered the ultimate Sonic show and it's just dull as fuckBlame furries and Nostalgia Critic.
>>556684219Poetic
>>556684301I've seen SatAM a few times just to confirm it myself. I'm not joking when I say Prime, Boom, and the english dub of X are all completely better than Satam. The only part of SatAM I could find any joy in were the document notes for the third season. The rest was just slightly interesting at best.
>>556684156Took ya 40 min to come up with that one huh?
>>556683937You may not need his HELP…but EVERYONE needs him.
>>556684456What, no Underground or AoStH?
>>556683796grab his arm with one handempty a 357 snub into his stomach with the other
>>556684456>the english dub of XThank God I grew up with that, Advance and SMBZ>>556684491I'm busy.
>>556684735Busy being a pussy
>>556684652What did Sonic ever do to you that you gotta shoot him?
>>556684573You know what, SatAM might be my least favorite of the Sonic shows. Not because of the OCs or anything, they are fine. Honestly out of the entire main cast Sonic is the only one who is actually annoying, even Dulcy isn't that bad. The plots are just boring. There isn't much to get invested in. I never understood the idea that this series is dark, even Prime hits darker places and has more violent action. Underground just plain doesn't have a script. Every episode is random incoherent nonsense but I could at least have fun watching it. AOSTH is pretty successful at what it's trying to be. When people describe SatAM it sounds like some kind of eldrich manga but it isn't that at all.
>>556684792Don't you have something better to do than fuck with randos? Or are you gonna keep on spazzing out?
>>556684881You fucked with me first retard, reap what you sow
>>556672406>>556674790>>556681276>Unironic OC talkFuck off Woefag
>>556684793i bought forces on launch
>>556684934Whatever, bro lol
>>556684456satam has an episode that establishes that hyenas eat other mobians and i just can't take that seriously. Sonic isn't fucking Beastars.
>>556684953Fair
>>556667418kek
does the jap version of Sonic Adventures 1-2 have an english patch somewhere? I want to play them but I don't want to play the censored west version
>>556684943Why are these mentally ill retards still discussing ocfaggotry, they should go to a Discord server for that.
>>556680907>>556681354>>556684156>>556684491>>556684735>>556684792>>556684881>>556684989You two sound so fucking autisticIt's schoolyard tier insultsGet better material or fuck off
>>556685089>tsunderes 2 arcs before they start fucking
>>556685056>does the jap version of Sonic Adventures 1-2 have an english patch somewhere?https://gamebanana.com/mods/609741
>>556685131Kek
>>556685089He didn’t understand adult reasoning so I had to insult him in his own language
>>556685089Is autistic supposed to be an INSULT?(I’m not part of that retarted conversation but I am autistic)
>>556685256Bro, shut the fuck up.>>556685292>Is autistic supposed to be an INSULT?Yeah.
>>556685357Nah, BRO. Talk shit get hit dork
>B-baka Anon. You're so STUPID! How could ANYONE like YOU!!
>>556685425lol sure buddy
>>556671290
>>556685425I’m starting to get the feeling that you’re not 18…
I hate most tsundere arcs. They always kick off the "She secretly likes him" subplot too early instead of letting her actually hate him for real. The payoff isn't as satisfying if she was just socially retarded at the beginning. Please do better when you fuck.
>>556673335
>>556685625>They always kick off the "She secretly likes him" subplot too early instead of letting her actually hate him for real.Because they don't want people to hate her.
>>556685693Nobody likes cunts.
>>556685570My guy, I’m talking to someone who uses “bro” unironically in every sentence. Talking like a child is the only way to get through
>>556685693Then they're weak.
>>556673417
>>556685849I can tell you don't go outside, my guy.>>556685873Yeah nah >>556685804
>>556685804People love Shadow, Rouge, and Silver
>>556685892
>>556685952Of course I don’t go outside, it’s negative wind chill out here
>>556685804I've seen too many people convince themselves that they could make Shadow and Surge become nicer
>>556673919Cute lil' gerbil.
>>556685952Everyone just using random slang now?>I can tell you don’t go outside, my guy.Imma just guess that means touch grass which is more stupid slang.
>>556686119dude wants to fuck the wind
>>556685954>>556685996Shadow isn't a cunt because he's a likable character. You want to root for him and see him succeed with badass music playing. Cunts are unlikable scumfucks who do nothing but shit on everybody and have no redeemable qualities whatsoever. We've had them for the past several years in media.
>>556686131Bro, you're snitching on yourself. I know you don't go out. You don't need to tell me.
>>556674885
>>556686151Idk Shadow openly takes candy from babies, that’s kinda cuntish
thinkin about sexual
>>556686282Sure buddy
>>556686143
>>556686349I thought him and Lara-Su had potential.
>>556686351No really
>>556686246I don’t know WHAT gives you the impression I told you I don’t go outside, I go out all the time. It’s called WORK, ragebaiter.
>>556686460I agree
>>556686474>dubshitKys
>>556678560Based.
>Shadow is a cuntHe's an autist, not an asshole>Shadow is sweet and needs hugsHe's an autist, not your teddy bear
>>556686740God I wish that were me I want Shadow's cum in my pussy uuu not fair
>>556686719I will never play or acknowledge games in a language I don’t speak, I DONT CARE what you autists say
>>556686770This
>>556686857Japanese franchise, gaijin
>>556681361gosh!
>>556686858Personally I think he looks like he's sweet and needs hugs
>>556686915Tell that to the actual Japanese, they don’t bother enough to realize
>>556686958K that's you.
>>556686974Japanese Sonic games sell 20 times more than the American comics btw ;)
>>556687016Now do the American movies :)
>>556682359>Royal CaninGood pet food, that.
>>556686857Adults Sub>DubKids Sub>DubRetarted adults Sub<DubRetarted kids Sub>Dub
americans be like
>>556683772nta but that's a cute doodle desu.
>>556687064Sweetie, we all know the movies aren't what you're talking about when you say you love Westshit.
>>556685205He's a fussy 'hog. or maybe he's just gay.
>>556687210Oh but they are. Even the shows as well. What, you thought I was your Archie boogeyman? LMAO
The Japanese side of Sonic is better.
>>556687129>Sega of America also expressed concerns that most Americans would not know what a hedgehog is.Really, Japan?
>>556686827The Ultimate Lifeform demands that (You) post tits right now!
>>556687125Cuck mindset
>>556687324which side of sonic is japanese?front, back, left, right....
>>556687129Eww, nasty.
>>556687473That was such a bad dad joke.Respect.
This whole franchise is in Paramount’s debt, you know it’s true. Wade Whipple has done more for it than Silver
Mischaracterization is bad
>>556687423This hedgehog is mad at Japan nowBut look at how cute he is
>>556687862Yes it is
Did you know that when Sonic X season 2 was in development, the animation studio had plans to redesign Shadow to be different from his SA2 & Heroes model? This was to make a character more interesting and appealing to the Japanese market. Although the plan never went into effect, the concept sketches have leaked.For more information, search up “Sonic X Shadow Art.”
Sometimes I wonder what a knot in my ass would feel like, and I know I'm kinda far gone.
>>556687908Sorry that picture is outdated
No one post in 5 minutes? Lemme fix that.
>>556673417This is literally how every one of Sonic’s fans think and every one of Sonic’s writers thinkAnd then they project it onto Tails of all people who hasn’t done anything badass since 2001. Because they specifically forbid it so it doesn’t take away from Sonic’s screenhogging.
>>556685056Funny how the most dedicated JP purists never learn Japanese. Almost like it's totally performative.
>>556688656
>>556675058>archieshit
>>556673417This is how windfags unironically think Sonic should be.
>>556685142whao NAICE. thanks a bunch. I'll check it out <3
>>556673417>right tails "fans"?Nice projection, niggerdow fags are the emblem of that.
>>556675440Amy knew the shit comic would end with a Sonic CD adaptation and Sally getting perma-vaulted
>>556675058>ArchiekinoCanon btw.
>>556673417This is actually how Sonic and Shadow are written
>>556675973We need a Sonic game made by people who actually have talent
>>556688971Well, the manga unfortunately hasn't ended yet, so we can't say if her prediction came true. But we do know that she's still a kissless virgin after three decades of shilling, while Sally will always be Sonic's first and the official mother of his children.
>>556676975The jp canon is the one that matters
>>556688971it is funny how this is only a few issues before Sonic Team tells Archie to cut this stupid shit out
>>556689081Oh yeah o forgot to tell youThat happened on december 18 2008Or November 18 2008 depending on how much of a nerd you are
>>556689236Replying to my own comment I accidentally switched themIt came out November 18
>>556673417Sonic has a literal mandate that he must always win and never need to ask for help or his pathetic self-inserter fans won’t think he’s cool anymore.And the 2nd part is shilled so badly that they ruined Surge and Kit with a retarded hypnosis plotline because god forbid anyone have an actual grievance against le golden god of the chris chan market. in a game where he was dead the surrogate audience character was only allowed to think “what would SONIC do…” then when Sonic woke up he stopped doing anything and stopped talking to anyone else at all to just suck Sonic’s dick. They made Ancient counterparts for Tails, Amy and Knuckles in Frontiers Final Horizon only to send Tails Amy and Knuckles to fetch his emeralds for him so that SONIC could solo them all and they could take turns telling SONIC how he is smarter, stronger, and has more heart than all of them.
>>556689440
>>556689440Funny how there were youtube dissection videos about this almost 20 years ago https://youtu.be/8y7ltXKg-hc?si=lZLxsI2HoZBbN0NI&t=644
>>556689679TRVTH NVKE
>>556688153>"what a knot in my ass would feel like">not what having one at the base of your dick would feel likeYeah, you've fallen down the bottom path. It would absolutely feel better to knot a pussy than to have your butt knotted. God, could you imagine what it would feel like to knot Blaze?
>>556673417the sheer irony of a Sonic fanboy ever typing this shit out
>>556689089In a loveless marriage that ended with the children being erased and sally becoming a dyke
>>556689089>first and the official mother of his children.The Sonic and Sally in Archie never get married or even date for more than a couple of weeks and then they get rebooted at the age of 19
Sometimes you should just reduce you exposure to porn, instead of trying to get fucked by a dog because the normal stuff doesn't click anymore.
>>556689679Fuck they could’ve done this in Frontiers but they still felt the need to apologize for all the shit that came before it
>>556690505Sonic Team didn't like the SOAshit "Developments" so they're not sticking get fucked westard
>>556690505they didn't apologise for it they acted like it was normal and fine and it made sense ackshually. It was just an excuse for Sonic the pretentious speech-giver to give speeches to the shitty friends after saving the shitty friends so Sage could watch and go "SUGOII! SONIC-SAMA IS SO HECKIN WISE PLEASE THINK HE'S COOL JAPAN!"
>>556690579>loving bland corporate slop to own the westlibsHave some fucking shame
We need a Sonic game where you can make every playable character talk to each other. Frontiers and Crossworlds do it but I mean a mainline game with more characters than Frontiers and actual conversations instead of "i'm gonna beat you" or "We have to get off of this island and I love Sonic"
>>556690696Murder kinda did this, and it was great
>>556690505did they even apologise for Knuckles and Amy in Forces? Knuckles just vaguely spoke about how he wants to know more about the echidnasWith Tails all they did was have Sonic say "It makes sense that you're inconsistent and need help to not cower like a pussy. since you're just a dumb little kid and have a lot to learn from people like ME. Unlike ME of course, i'm perfect." *sniffs fart*
>>556689679Amy will never be cool
>>556690767That was cool
How is this stupid rat a hero, he sounds more like an asshole.
>>556691057he is an asshole, but he's the main character and the writers all wank him off and make everyone kiss his ass.Poochie if he was the main character.
>>556691113They put too much "sonic is cool" into the mix and turned into koolaid.
>>556690673>implying the shit sega of America puts out isn't bland corporate slop
>>556691364They try to actually do things with the characters besides sucking off Sonic
>>556691330I still have immense respect for Lettuce
>>556691434that whole game was sucking off Sonic. In a game where Sonic is "dead" he's still the only one you're allowed to play as. In a game where Tails is supposedly gonna be the main character, "Barry" forms no friendship with him and just talks about how great Sonic is to himself the whole time, and none of them figure anything out Sonic literally just wakes up and says he solved it himself unlike them.
>>556689440Once you notice the "he can't ask for help" mandate you start to see it everywhere even during times you thought he asked for help
>>556690948This dogfucking fanbase doesn't know what cool is
>>556689840Maybe I'm insane but I think getting knotted would feel better.
>>556691634Cream would never say this. She only thinks Sonic is cool
>>556690838Knuckles and Amy were the most important people in the resistance
I think the fiona story is a good resume of sonic towards the general public.Fiona is the audience, tails is more humble and focused writing thrown away, sonic is SEGA's arrogance who steals the audience.The audience is then stolen by scourge, who's just any other IP. Sonic gets cucked at the end, and it's all his fault for chasing bitches and fuck over friends for that.
>>556691737the resistance which did jack all. Only Avatar and Sonic are important, and Avatar is just there to suck off Sonic.
>>556691113This is only a problem in westshit. JP Sonic keeps his mouth shut and doesn't beg for attention.
>>556691823JP Sonic made Tails a pussy to wank himself off too. Narcissistic character for self-inserting losers to feel like they're a Pretentious Furry Jesus
>>556691778and then Sonic gets his ass kissed by Amy and Sally anyway, ala the extremely tasteless audience who doesn't care about the humble and focused writing and will eat slop anyday.
>>556691743Cream would only do this with Sonic, she doesn't care about FAILS, she'd cuck him just like Fiona
>>556691434If it wasn't for the cocksuckers at sega of America pandering to faggots on the internet, we wouldn't have had a decade where only sonic was playable
>>556691743If Cream is 14 in this pic, wouldn't that make Tails like 20?
There was literally a marketing campaign from Webber where he tried to brag that only Sonic would be appearing from now on like that was supposed to be a great thing.
I feel like Superman, Dragon Ball, and Spider-man are all more effective at selling the theme of "our protagonist is the ideal kind of person to be" than Sonic
>>556691918That's the cherry on top.If i was in sonic's world, i'd be a villain.
Hare!!!
Tails: Do I need to improve?Sonic: No you need to stay pathetic buddy I love you this way
>>556691821Imagine thinking how cool it would be to be friends with Sonic, only to see how fucked up and useless his original friends have become. It's no wonder the Avatar got out of there as soon as he could.
>>556692085Based, fuck the Lorax. Global Warming is a myth, Undeveloped nations pollute the most, Construction is what built society.
>>556691658>Cream is a shit ripoff of tails and amyGot it
Westshit is awful
>>556692085>wanting to be one of Sonic's enemies you mean constant humiliation and being told why Sonic is perfect
>>556692085Based, so would I. But only because I would want Sonic to try to redeem me. It would probably be easier to be his friend if I start out as his enemy.
Time to draw in the whiteboard while I listen to some audiobook
>>556692297yes, my need to be the voice of integrity is so big i would let sonic humiliate me forever.
nobody cares
I care.
In the Extras for Sonic Movie 3, Fowler says Shadow speaks 1/4th the amount of times Sonic does so that every time Shadow says something it matters
>>556686958SameShadow did nothing wrong
Can someone give me some original ideas for torturing Sonic? I'm running out of ideas. I already had him raped by men and women, sold as a sex slave, mutilated, blinded, deafened, paralyzed, poisoned, milked, castrated, eaten alive, forced to rape Amy, harassed in public, shamed on social media, turned into a female, forced to become a father, attempting suicide but failing, impregnated swith alien eggs, left in the cold until he gets hypothermia, and ... anyway I need ideas for torture, yeah
>>556692895rewrite his series so he's in the shitty friends' position having to worship them while they humiliate him
Shadaze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
>>556692895Recently I read a fanfic where Mephiles raped Silver and he goes insane. There wasn't much porn though, mostly mental suffering, but it's a nice story. I can pass you the link if you want
>>556692895Put him in a jail cell with a very big, infinite hole where he must be careful while he sleeps, or he may fall and never come back out. Or you could put dirt in his blood until he gets a deadly infection that kills him.Do you show these tortures to Sonic to the public?
>>556692895Use magic to switch his and Tails positions. Force Sonic to live life in the backseat of Tails greatness.
What does Blaze see in Silver?
>>556685205
>>556693643A B S O L U T E L YN O T H I N G
>>556693643Honest and reliable person. Good for a princess who doesn't want a husband in the Epstein files
What does Surge see in Sonic?
>>556693770His big chili dog
>>556693770A walking tumor
>>556693770A B S O L U T E L YN O T H I N G
>>556693732Th-there...w-were no Valentine's ships in the ST gallery...were there, silvaze sisters...?Canon ships: Sonamy, Knouge, Shadria, Biggy
>>556693668>>556685205Official Canonically Lost the Sonicbowl to Sally AwardDon't worry, at least your Boom version scored! But that's not canon to JP purists either, uh oh...
>>556693882Sally fucked a SOA puppet that stole Sonic's name
>>556692895Turn every shitty friend against him.
>>556693882If you're an american purist you know the cosmic hoops that eliminated the remote possibility that sonic and sally ever banged
>>556693856Meanwhile>Sonic channel talks about Silver and Blaze>Rumble gives them skins
JINICHI… Maki has lost her MIND. She MURDERED OGI! The Kukuru unit is on it NOW!
>>556692895force him to watch Tails, Amy and Knuckles getting Superforms and fighting bosses
What does Gerald see in Maria?
>>556694284A B S O L U T E L YN O T H I N G
>>556694284Not Eggman, or any of his relatives for that matter
>>556694284Her butt
>>556692895Force him to be as useless as Tails.
>>556694076Who's getting glasses next month and why is it Eggman?
>>556693668lmao
i like maria
So Surge can release electricity, but is she immune to being shocked herself?
>>556693142Link please?
If Kirby swallowed Surge would he get Spark, Plasma, Flash, or something else..?
>>556692895Misery homage where Amy ties Sonic to a bed and breaks his ankles so he can't run away from her again.
>>556694541Need edgey AU where Surge hurts herself using her own powers
>>556694642He'd get daddy issues
>>556694642FemKirby
>>556693668No homo, but if I was Sonic, I wouldn't want Amy to carry my kids either. She's cringe and I don't like her. Although, if I was Amy, I wouldn't want to carry Sonic's kids either. No point in chasing after him, it would make more sense to give up and go after someone else. If he sees that and becomes jealous, then fine, but I don't see Sonic as the jealous type. Either way, Sonic both shouldn't, and doesn't deserve to cum inside Amy.
>>556695149the reason is actually that you would be too much like the wind
super mario world has 72 levels, 24 of which have alternative secret exits that allow access to shortcuts to others, and none of which are reserved for bosses.sonic 3K has 23 levels that aren't boss-exclusive, with none of them having any alternative paths that lead to secret levels.super mario world is the better game.
>>556695149>I wouldn't want Amy to carry my kids either. She's cringe and I don't like her.It's a loyal wife served on a silver plate, of course she is too much for modern day relationship canons because nowdays it's all about muh freedumbs and empowermet of individuals.
>>556692895Are you ok with showing us these tortures to Sonic?
>>556694642If Kirby inhaled Blaze would he get Burning or Fire?If Kirby ate Whisper would he get Ranger or Water?
>>556695743If Kirby inhaled air would he breathe?
>>556695743why the fuck would kirby get water if he inhaled whisper
>>556695854
>>556668273Cute
>>556695519>loyal wife*obsessive stalkerShe's the kinda girl that would steal your phone so she could see who you're talking to and would follow you the entire day, either out jealousy and fear that you're spending time with someone that isn't her or because she genuinely thinks you'd want to spend 100% of your time around her with zero breaks.You only think you want that because you've never had an obsessive clingy girlfriend before. It's not worth it.
i am a sexless virgin
>>556696739Ok
i fuck that sexy namefag every night
>>556696403She's the kind of girl who will actually show up when you need help and not just for a dipshit kart race
>>556697027which one
>>556696739>wanted to stop being a virgin>try hookup site>meet guy>he's also a virgin>meet at his place>get fucked in the ass>he falls asleep, I go home>get home, message him thanks because I'm not a virgin >he messages me back that I still am because I didn't penetrate anyoneI hate faggots so much. I wish I wasn't a virgin.
>>556696403There’s a reason why Eggman/Robotnik didn’t want Katella and it’s not because he’s gay (he wanted to marry Luicinda). Having a wife who is super horny is great for a couple of weeks until you’re unable to do anything else because she’s trying to suck your dick whilst you’re playing Street Fighter and you’re whiffing because of it. Or in Eggman’s case trying to capture Sonic but Kat insists on coming with you and pressing her tits into your back while you’re driving the Eggmobile and DICKING FUCKBALLS you’ve crashed into a tree and that blue rat is laughing at you because you’ve become a whipped toyboy.Personally I’d be okay with that but I can see why Eggman and Sonic wouldn’t be.
>>556697107that one you're thinking of right now
>>556697210scribbles
>>556697115what a dick
>>556697246Yeah fucked him too
I don’t see anything different Do you?
>>556697442Diddynic
stop fucking people
I fucked him and he liked it because he loves me
>>556697639
start fucking lanolin
Doesn't matter if you're white, if you're black or even yellow. i will rape your ass anyways
>>556697115>all girls are virgins
>>556697753i'm fat and ugly
knowing there's actual faggots here is disgusting
>>556697820i'm uglier and fatter
>>556698136The most sanified imageboard is the sharty, and even there you would find endless gore and spam.
https://files.catbox.moe/svnhym.mp4
I had a dream about Sonic, in it he had a micropenis. Shadow did too. They were arguing over whose micropenis was smaller. It was a weird dream.
there was no sonic at the olympics?
>>556698136what did you expect?
>>556698224i love robotnik's voice in satam alot, very well done
>>556697820>sally's catastrophically low self esteem distorting her body image
>>556698454Sadly, tis impossible.
>>556697713sally on her way to break some mandates
Black Arms Kirby
>>556698729
>>556698630One thing about Sally in both satam and archie is that when she fails she won't shut up about how stupid she must have been
>>556698865He looks so defeated.
>>556698865nice x quills
if you need a henchman around i'm uh here or something
>>556693856There's a lot of Sonaze art being commissioned and given to SChannel, giving the ship in question is very crack, they decided to remove Blazeships all together since they're all now worthless.
let's cool it to way past do it
Why did Clutch flop as a villain?
>>556693856>canon>knouge
>>556699295He's ugly
>>556699343And then Amy wakes up
>>556698145truly, i am the third fattest/ugliest
>>556694627You need an account to read it. If you don't have one maybe I can upload a txt file in catbox or something https://archiveofourown.org/works/46587466/chapters/117318340
The only "kick-butt" female character (if every other female character is an NPC)
>>556699998
>>556699998>off by 2let's see: >>556700000
>>556699998>kickbutt female"Blaze is truly a remarkable young woman" -Ian
>>556700229Is he going to slap her ass?
sometimes I'm like "Ian does not deserve to get death threats just because he made Sonic say something dumb" but then I'm like "Ian why did you write this thing that is seemingly designed to make character autists snap"
>>556700476>Even the ears
>>556700476February is supposed to be the month of love!
>>556700575>Shortest month of the year
>>556700476>>556700536Silvers ears looks way better behind his quills instead of in the frontI know Sega puts the ear in the front but it still looks weird
>>556700575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38PB3sBZxf4
What is love?
>>556700913But Sega always put him behind his quills? Unless you mean you want the to be fully covered which I think would look worse
>>556701032Don't hurt me
>>556701032a 4 letter word
How come every time someone make a mistake they don't deserve death threats, but when i make a mistake i should die invested by a train?also they unironically see their own "mistakes" as doctrine, and not mistakes.
>>556701047Not covering them but having the ears be visible in the back
>>556701436Sneaking into Shadow's bathroomwhile he's showeringquietly opening the doorpinning him against the walllicking water and sweat from his bodyInserting my dick into his relaxed hole
>>556700536>>556700575>>556700823>>556701010You were brainwashed by Epstein btw
>>556701032Love is a question with a spectrum of answers ranging from biological drives to 90s dance hits. It’s also overrated and it only happens when I see this cuties eyes widen
>>556701032Something Sonic can't feel because he's a creature of freedom
>>556701793I don't know the meaning of love, but I know it's what I feel when I look at this picture
>>556698454In much the same way they don't let cheetahs compete, it's supposed to a feat of human strength rather than supersonic fast hedgehogs.As for the games, the appeal of Sonic and Mario together has diminished slightly and I reckon they were getting middling sales as compared to their hey-day.
something important will happen today right
>>556702492The Superb Owl?
>>556702492Why would it?
Yes
>>556702492SOOPER BOLE
>>556702492a buddy of mine rescheduled a party because it wasn't supposed to be superbowl themed and he didn't realize that he had scheduled it on sport day
>>556702651world peas
>>556702492Sue pier boelle
Belle was always cool
what's so exciting about watching football anyway80% of the time is breaks anyway
>>556702651Sonic makes world peaceSonic makes everything feel freeAnd Sonic is my fantasyBoom shakalaka
>>556703162Hanging out with your friends and family
Who gives a fuck about Football. Japan is having their election results today.
>>556702651Isn't the yellow pill the same thing?
>poolitics
>>556703162Nothing about the football game that is goodIt’s your friends inviting you to their house so you can talk about inflation while the economy is dying
>>556702651I mean, if Gold changes my entire reality into everything I want it to be, that includes world peace and Sonic being real. What's the downside to Gold?>>556703162Nothing is exciting. I sit and watch it with my dad for the funny commercials. I know nothing about football.
>>556703378If you live in the fantasy world there is one catchSonic never gets to know you exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luBlqJ3jaqA
>>556703631YupyupyupyupyupyupyupThere is nothing more relatable
>>556703162We did it onceWe can do it again
>>556703631The days were actual talent was needed rather than acting and following pathetic social rules.
>>556703631I've only just realised how Madden it is that EA's American football game is *still* named after John Madden, it's like if instead of just FIFA the association football games were called Ramsay or Pele FIFA to this day.
>>556704107>EAs American football Step right up folks, and madden, remember, it’s $25 for each throw.
>>556673917He failed to fix Omega at the start of that scene, you see him lose confidence in his abilities. I don't think he was supposed to have hope at that point. They should have conveyed it better though.
>>556704274Watching guys playing FIFA I can see what the appeal is, yet it also seems like a lot of (ironically) nerdy stat checking and fanboying over certain teams and players, is Madden better or worse?
>>556704426I’ve literally never heard this man’s name until now, I have no idea who John madden is. XD
>>556704523NTA all I ever hear when I see name John Madden is>"AAAAAAA, 999, 999, football, here comes another Chinese earthquake."
>>556703120You posted it again, well doneI wouldn't say Belle's cool as in kick-ass, but I think she's fun, I like her.You got that whole I am made by He but He is not him anymore and I now have to deal with that and now it turns out he's not just an unlovable demon he does actually put some care for Metal and Sage and now I feel like an step-child and have to deal with that.Which is funI don't know how they've done it in the comic properly, I'm far behind, but it's a fun character dynamic.And it's nice for something that "Eggman" made to be at least in terms of personality actually good. Sage has a bit more to her for her existence but it's nice to have someone on the other side.>>556703162It's a chance for Americans to watch adverts and then cheer at the end because an American team won. Very few worldwide sports give them the opportunity to see a victory, it's a lot easier when only Americans can play.I think the World Cup is going to be over there and that's going to be an unmitigated disaster, they're already talking about half-time shows.
>>556704523He was the first man to AEIOU on the moon.
>>556704384Hey, maybe Tails breaking down would've been more forgivable if1. He didn't need Sonic to save him from a handful of egg pawns 2. He wasn't pissing around with his tablet as Sonic got beaten 3. HE WAS FUCKING PLAYABLE
>>556704690Honestly I can't wait to see how the World Cup over there goes, though they've already gouged the prices for the matches to a ridicoulous degree. It's going to be hilarious I feel.
>>556704426Fifa now is largely lootboxes mixed in with your game, a glorified Gacha to get RonaldoIf you just wanted to play Football, get a copy from 5 years ago, it'll be 20p in the bargain binIf you want to keep up with the players and the gacha mechanics, spend 70 quid every year and then grind/pay for the cards for a barely improved game.It's fun if you get it cheap and don't give a shit outside of the football matches
>>556704724Yes, I agree, the story could have worked but it's badly written. I'm glad Tails is playable in Frontiers
>>556704697kek
>>556704801Happens with almost all sports that are desperate for that USA money. Not only do they have to set-up shop there but then they have to make it a uniquely American event, charge out of the arse and then raise the price of tickets so only the rich and the influencers can get in to justify itF1 over there at the moment is shocking to watch
One day I'll meet a Sonic-loving autistic guy that will take care of me...
>>556705035You deny anons in front of you so shut up
>>556705140This. get rekt
>>556704697Habsburg legacy lives on.
Well they’re not wrong
>>556705035Sonic and Tails are cute!
>>556705140Not sure if you're mistaking me for someone else, but I don't want to leave Los Angeles. I don't think I've ever outright denied any anons either...
>>556705035SONIKKUSONIKKUUUUUUUUUUUU -tails
>>556705349Ok, can I come wife you
>>556705349this nigga lives in los angeles
'ge
>>556705427I don't want to be called a wife, but yes. >>556705452Yeah, it sucks but it's all I know. I don't want to leave, the city Stockholm'd me.
1. I have a dig bick2.You that read wrong3. You read that wrong too5.you checked5. What if I said there is no number 46. You checked again7. Colour8. I it spelled wrong10. You read that wrong but you probably knew11. I skipped 912. You checked13. I also skipped two14. Get trolled15. You are still reading this
>>556705815Jannies, rip his balls please thank you
>>556705815I haven't seen a post like this in like 15 years lol>but you probably knewI still didn't notice
One day i'll meet a Sonic-loving autistic guy that i shall drown in a bathtube with my bare hands.
https://vocaroo.com/1bhWIoVtUZDT
>>556706673bathtube?
>>556705035>>556705349I don't know abut "taking care of", but I like fellow Tailsfags, I could have tried to be your friend if I lived nearby.
>>556695149Saying cringe while posting a shit that's Cream.
>>556706737A tube in a bath, don't ask me how.
>>556706856WaitI’m a sonic loving autistic…GIRL. I’M SAFE.
>>556696403Stalker accusations in the big 26 wewReminder Tails orbits Sonic too, Creamtard.
>>556706967In that case you're not leaving my house until you marry me.
>>556706673Thank god I'm a Sonic-hating autistic guy.
Breaking news, Sonic will get deported for being an alien tourist
MIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556707424Lower your voice. Some of us are trying to sleep.
does this to you
>>556707424
>>556707424Consume the noodle
>>556699779Damnit I was looking forward to some toxic yaoiSuppose I should make an account there eventually
Keep that two tailed mutant freak away from her
>>556705697What about boywife?
You just know Ian wrote the previous issue when Sonic mentioned orcas out of the blue when they don't even appear in the Arctic region
>>556708756He's not even reading it the wind doesn't lie
>>556706713This is so hot
>>556709183And you realize it's because fucking Archie had orcas in that region, with one as Eggman's goon.
>>556709183>>556709296Hey retardbros there aren't penguins in the arctic either but even the games put penguins there so maybe Holoska isn't real?
This is the best time to be a sonic fan since the dreamcast died. I'm excited to see how sega fucks up everything again.
>>556709484>Flynnbro getting cranky.over their idol being called out again.It's obviously an Archie reference just like the rest of Ian's writing.
>>556709484so just say Holoska instead of the Arctic
>>556709101>"I guess stubbornness is my saving grace"that sounds unnatural as fuck coming from a young sounding radical dude hedgehog I'm sorry. Must be one of those japanese-isms where everyone sounds and acts autistic in japanese.
>>556709654I dont care about ian or archie i care about retards who dont know what they are talking about
>>556709975Holoska is in the north of Sonic's Earth. So it's in the Arctic
>>556710064Yeah, yeah, we know, Flynnbro.
>>556710015Because it's a shitty amateur translation
>>556710015the sentence probably rolls out better in japanese
>>556710278>>556710339>>556710015>>556709101
>>556710015>Must be one of those japanese-isms where everyone sounds and acts autistic in japanese.omgI think I finally understand why so many terminal autists are weebs...
>>556710278Much better.>>556710373I can't think of a single cool person who would talk like that
>>556709151Why would you have to call me wife at all? I have no plans on feminizing myself. Calling me your "wife" or "boywife" sounds like unnecessarily kinky bedroom talk. So you intend to strip me of my masculinity?
>>556710535Forgot my pic, but whatever.
>>556710535>>556710679If you want to be taken care of, you don't have any masculinity to strip
>>556710428Because you're reading a translation of a language, not something 'localized' in the only language you're barely capable of understandingHarping so much on 'cool' is also a vital mistake because Sonic isn't about fitting your limited worldview definition of cool
>>556709645>This is the best time to be a sonic fan since the dreamcast died.>Three mediocre live action movies>A underwhelming collection of Classic era games that lacks Knuckles Chaotix and 3D Blast>A 2D Sonic title that essentially put the Classic era on ice(Thank god)>A unfinished game that's copying BotW and very questionable writing to the point the Japanese script had to be completely rewritten >A dogshit remaster of a poorly aged Sonic game >A mediocre remaster of Generations + new Shadow side-story that feels like a pointless continuation of something that Shadow 05 resolved two decades ago >A pretty weak Sonic show that made SatAM and Sonic X fans agree on something for once >A racing game that cares more about the crossover characters than the Sonic cast(Also sold less than Kirby Air Riders despite being available on more systems)>The western comic continues to be questionable in quality as usual>The Sonic manga still isn't officially available outside of Japan>Most Sonic merchandise is exclusive to Japan and thus difficult to obtain thanks to tariffs>Side media is being written by the same people behind Adventure Time(Not the good seasons) and Steven Universe >The DC crossover was poorly done and extremely underwhelming despite all the interesting potential they could have done >A decent game based on dreams is locked behind the Apple store and there's no way to play it besides buying a iPhone or iPad >The next remaster will likely be Lost World given the track record of other remasters >The Mario & Sonic series is fucking dead now LMAO
>>556710919Then why are people in this fandom, and general, so hellbent on comparing screenshots of american vs japanese (highly interpretative localized translation) dialogue to make dick measuring contests one is better than the other
>>556710937>there's no way to play it besides buying a iPhone or iPadYou don't need either of those. Apple TV can suffice as well as a MacHalf of your criticisms are about "this hasn't happened yet" or "this could/might happen"What a worthless post
>>556711036Because the western side of the brand at every corner is trying to usurp the original japanese
>>556710937The franchise right now has far more multi-media content to enjoy. The movies are about as good as they could've turned out. There's a manga, IDW sucks but still has fans, we have official content like that radio drama going on giving crumbs to fans, more mobile games, it's technically all fine.Only the main games feel like a total unsalvageable trash heap
>>556710836Extremely fair point. I guess boywife is slightly less humiliating.
>>556711285Sounds good
>>556711108>Half of your criticisms are about "this hasn't happened yet" or "this could/might happen"There's only one and that's about the possibility of a Lost World remaster, which is very likely to happen since we already received a Colors and Gens remasters.
>>556708224yeah I made an account becaise I knew I was missing some stories. It will take like 1 week until they let you make an accouont so if you want to read it here is the pdf.https://limewire.com/d/Vt5VO#BBcTCjelNaI don't know if I can call it yaoi, they genuinely hate each other
>>556711414What sounds good, exactly?
Sonic is a japanese franchise. In any other japanese franchise randomly changing the main character's personality in the dub isn't allowed
>>556712179They did it in Dragon Ball
>>556699779>You need an account to read it.How does that work? I never knew it was like that. I never bothered to make an account on there because it seems like it takes a long time.>>556712179Wrong, major dub changes like that happen all the time unfortunately. Most dubs are shit.
>>556711437"Sonic sold less than Kirby" is straight up disinfo. So is "side media written by Adventure Time/SU people" when Rebecca Sugar only wrote a theme song, Ian Jones Q only voice directs, and Dan Jolley has never written for SU or AT
>>556712520Which fans actively call out
>>556667815Tails wouldn't.
stop raping childrenyou act like you are rich
Want something? probably they're closed by now, only 10 slots and 12 comments already, so imagine his DMsBut if they were still open...
>>556712705And backfired because Goku was written more like his JP self in Super media and onwards and people realized they don't actually like that
>>556712520Mos American Goku fans are just closeted superman fans
>>556712557>How does that work?As far as I'm aware, if you scroll down with an account, some stories will appear with this lock symbol. These were stories they wouldn't appear before if you didn't have one>it takes a long time. Yeah but you just post your email and wait for an invitation, this way they filter some bots accounts I guess
>>556713078So are most Jap Sonic fans
>>556712964>$40wow, he's undercharging immensely
>>556713232any more and ppl would complain
>>556712557Sometimes dubs changes make a show more popular overseas than in its home country, like Top Cat. Sonic is kind of an example of the Top Cat phenomenon. The only different is Mexibros don't complain about the dub changes, they celebrate it.
>>556713208Touche
>>556712971This is a fraudulent point. Goku was written like dogshit in Super (and still is) even when you compare it to the original manga/original sub
>>556712964Quaver is kinda ass
>>556712654Yeah, and Rebecca Sugar also did write for the early seasons of Adventure Time, while Ian JQ never did. He wrote one of the Fast Friends Forever comics for Sonic though. Ian JQ and Rebecca Sugar can be good writers, but certain people will never admit that because they just want to hate them over politics. And it is objectively correct that it's the best time to be a Sonic fan since the early 2000s, whether that anon is enjoying it or not is another matter.
>>556713305This is such a dumb point. Sonic games didn't blow up because of dubs, voice acting wasn't in Sonic 2. They didn't blow up because SoA invented Sally either. Moreover, Top Cat is not a legacy brand actively being ruined and divided because of the changes made
Rotor is the most accurate self insert for the sonicfag. He excelled at what chris was meant to be. and nobody noticed...
>>556713530I don't care that Sugar wrote for AT because she doesn't write for Sonic, she made a fucking theme song.
>>556713150I see, thank you.
>>556713574What are you talking about? Rotor is the most redundant character ever
I.... i want more content.... contentfags...
>>556713530That art isn't bad at all... should we actually hire him
>>556713574Chris built a space traveling machine when he was about Rotors age
>>556713648That's fair. To be clear, I was agreeing with you, that post you replied to was poorly thought out and inaccurate.>>556713819He was also one of the animators for the Mania intro.
>>556713870
>>556712964I'm too poorfag even for these prices.
>>556713819As it transpires, black people seem to get Sonic.
>>556713530That first panel looks a lot like old SRB2 to me.
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