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>>556831386AH
>witgod says taiki and xoguri are bad>they're my best dirters other than elNOO BROS I'M DOOMED
>>556831537You know theres this guaranteed banner where you can get hoeh arigatou
>>556831537Then who's good?
I just took a huge shit and now I'm out of breath
>>556831725No thanks bro I'm not a retard with unlimited money>>556831743Original Ogu/Condor/Gold City, VBourbon, Summer Maru, Hishiama, Digital
>>556831186>>556831298Here. For real this time.
Finally, I got finemo!
>>556831725based Falco pusher
you better not use all the image slots before bump limit... or else
>>556831537I think he is wrong about Taiki and XOguri is serviceable.6/8 CMs won so I think I know what I'm talking about.
>>556831804the type of amazing posts we needed images for
Sex with Maruzensky and Super Creek?
>3/9 in room>5 seconds later registration closeddo people actually bot this shit or what?
>my first S+She really is Peak...
>me on my way to waste 1 image slot with no relevant contribution
We should totally post more discord meems. Le armpit gif is so le funneh and erotic but in a totally qUiRkY way. It's le blowing up on leddit and bluesky. We are such GOONERS!! crying emoji skull emoji
>>556831804Spoiler that shit anon
>>556832121no they all clicked the same time as you. you've probably done the same as others. the browser is laggy as hell
>>556831804congrats!
>>556832365
>>556831725>42k carats>trying to save for VBourbon>already have CurrenSTOP TEMPTING ME WITH THE CUTE PURE UMADOL GODDAMNITI want her so bad, I will run her and Curren together on every CM and rename my trainer handle to something teenage edge like "PimpMaster9000xxx"
>>556832365>>556832429>>556832431Got 2raras and 1 Opie
>>556832431i opened special week not long ago and it was the best day of my life
>>556832365I've never had this cute director visiting my game...
tried witgawd build and it works... sorta. Needs a pretty high roll to hit his stats. The sweepy SSR is just so ASS man. spurt is an agemasen, starts with 0 bond, the events are trash, hints are trash, no training eff. jesus christ
>>556832182>>556832068i want to rub my penis all over bakushins armpit so bad it's not even fucking funny im like legitmately going crazsy about it i want to stick my exposed tip on her bare pit and rub rub rub away recycling the sweat as a short lived lubricant while she looks away blushing but also trying not to laugh from getting her armpit tickled i want to make love to her sweaty armpit after she she is finished running 4 sprint races in the changing room it would be impossible to keep me off her they would need to get animal control to put me down that is how rabid i would be after
>>556832539THE RAPED
should i roll fuku if i have 33k carats
What does she really say in her victory voice line?
>>556832618
>>556832136Curren chan on her way to my bed this evening
>>556832549nobody says this
Which deck should I use to play? Newfag btw
>>556832684Ouen Arigatou / Thanks for your support
>>556831860Version that isn’t super compressed
>>556832705after crawling into 9 other men's beds first
>>556832618LMAOOOO you win the internet today sir/ma'am
>>556831426stop using the low fps version
>>556832860i dont really care about that i just want to mate with her armpit
what kita thinking about it
I’ve pulled three of these I’d rather get spooked by ANY OTHER UMA
>>556832684応援ありがとう
>>556832716you wouldn't understand with your underdeveloped frontal cortex
>obese>gay>bratty>live with slugshow do we restore ovr repvtation teiobros....
>>556832684Cocks!? Thank you!
>>556832850Weren't you the one to let me go, Falco-chan?
>>556832930Sorry bro Grass is built for your cock
>>556832930Please send one of them my way
>oguri cap in CM9 room matchsoulless award
>>556832930you can 4 star it for free now :D
>>556832549You could say that was a very Special Week.
>>556833164>t. got raped by oguri cap
Western umamusume memes be like>Dude character assassination LMAO
>>556833164Cap as in Peak
>>556832684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>556832930EXPLODE LOL i would masturbate so hard
>>556833164She can run anywhere and I let her run everywhere
>>556833164She was born to run
Eastern umamusume memes be like>ching chong nip nong
>>556833045when I told you to work hard, that is NOT what I meant!
>>556833013The Teio character assasination is a conspiracy financed by whales to stop teiobros from making fun of them. Whales have been running rampant on this thread as of late, and the way whales went after Teiobros is by calling them fat, how jewish of them to do it that way.
>>556832976spe would say this
>>556833261>Western umamusume memes be likeBAKU PIT OMEGALUL CHAT
Will Oguri Cap even be more busted in MANT, since she can do it all?
Why are you guys wasting carats on useless shit when cygames is releasing THRONE at the start of MANT?
You could at least have the decency to post good armpit art and not the disgusting 32 fold pit pussy slapped on just because
>>556833164Don't forget about CM9 Gold Ship
>>556833485as long as your uma can run both miles and mediums, she'll be fine. Oguri obviously can be a bit more flexible with her race choices if you have the stamina for longs, but it's not like she's going to be running 70 races while everyone else does 40.
Post 32 times folded Japanese pits
>>556833485Yes. It's also why VBourbon and SMaru are so strong.
>>556833580If that’s true and they don’t give us at least 100 free pulls on it, I’m quitting the scenario. Unironically. Outright.
>>556833261Japanese umamusume memes be like>Dude look at how much she eats LMAO
>>556833390Well now I'll be working even harder with Curren-chan! So don't worry, I know your umadol career was worth it in the end!
>>556833164Is there any uma that's not complete and utter shit that is not considered soulless?
>>556833717
>>556833261>>556833438>>556833716>don't like a thing>consume thing>complain about thing>make it clear to the whole world you don't like thingWhat kind of autism or mental illness makes people do this?
They call her Curren Chan because she is Curren-tly 5 Oji-chans deep in her pussy
soon
>>556831285Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>556833813No, because>if you beat MY uma, it's soulless>if MY uma wins, it's SOVLFVLGet it?
Will you be pulling on Yaeno Muteki’s Double Brick Banner?
TEIOBROS WTF love me some discord tea and discord memes like baku pit
When they release American umas finally come to the gacha they will be released globally for us and JP at the same time
>>556833854
>>556833984Does ANYBODY care about her?It feels like she's very unpopular in general
>>556833952How are you achieving A Rank with such lax quotas? Are most people going above and beyond?
>>556834006Sorry bwo they're gonna be regulated to bosses and NPCs for scenarios like Treve and Montjew
>>556834106Yes. Me. And now you do, too.
>>556833991Based Teiogods defending s2 from baseless slander.
>>556834106I will pull if she loves trainer more than others
>>556832930Same, I have her and base Teio at 4 stars. Good for long TTs I guess
>>556834238I don't thoughI'd rather have a real weeb like Grass
teiobros.... all you need is ONE picture below 200 lbs.... think of yovr repvtation....
Digitan LOVE
Does Oguri for the dirt CM seriously need both Pump and mummy ult, Ryan parent farming is fucking AIDSCan I just drop Creek and only use Pump
>>556833991Teio making Turbo cry made me hate her
>>556833991Teio's defining characteristic is being wakamama
>>556834470>TurboWho?
>>556834448no the 0.1 accel is absolutely vital
>>556834184Some people do when they get motivated to do so sometimes they get to relax as well. Thats the quota at least for now unless we fall off.
>>556828437>3LB Is this usable or do I use MANT selector on it?
>>556832618First we got divided, now captivated.
[DEVASTATING NEWS] this game is rancid horsewater
>>556834620if I remember right she needs to be MLB'd to get the stat boost. Check gametora if you're not sure.
>>556620872based
mmmm horsewater
>>556834582Isn't 6 Mil basically a single run a day?Guess that's fine if some guys do fan runs to inflate the numbers but it feels very low
>>556834620Usable, but not ideal
>>556833164she literally appears everywhere. the people that play her are subhuman and i cheer whenever i steal a cm win from one of them
>>556834758Did Chiyo deserve this?
>>556834813doctored image
Stop posting that
>>556834767I know I think the average should be at 20M if were talking about equity like everyone got the same amount to keep A
>>556834789>5 race bonus and 5+ all stats locked behind a single lbDamn, fucking cygames
>>556834856At least we know she's going to be selling like hotcakes now
>>556834184A rank is as simple as just kicking flatliniggersA+ is when members start to be required to put a modicum of effort
>>556834620can you make varied decks with her with at least 50% race bonus? if so then she's usable but not ideal (more race bonus is still better)
>>556834870She's going to be remembered for one thing only now
>>556834851>cheers when he steals a winSo you admit you're mad because you lose? Lmao
>>556834870this RETARDED DOG licks ARMPITS for a LIVING
Has there ever been a bigger happening in uma community than baku pit? It's bigger than the peta and ai debacles combined. Even normies that have never played know it. /uma/ is never going to be same.
I didn't even realize it was Chiyono, I thought it was just some faceless OC.
im so mean to everybody...
What parents do i want to build for dirt CM?
>>556834568Our hero
>>556834813i improved your image
>>556834982At least now she will be remembered at all>>556835063It's never gonna be the same in a good way
Stop being so mean to that Chiyoposter…
>>556835136faggot
>>556835016you must be one of the creatures that lost to me if you're reacting that strongly
>>556835063Mobage GoTY 2026 confirmed. Cygays should thank the animator
>>556835136kill yourself
Mutating Pasa sucks so much. Why did they have to give HORSE OF THE YEAR such a mismatched set of skills and aptitudes?
>>556835235based
>>556835220What do we get this time, a free "random 2*" ticket?
I just woke up
>bakupit.webm>scares and makes normies mad>creates more chiyono fags>increases armpit fetish artBest thing to happen to umamusume GL unironically
crazy how a literal discord screencap keeps getting posted here and never gets deleted
Fellow globalbabs, we need to make the virgin killer sweater go viral again.
>>556833164People overvalue her a lot.She's a decent pick, but that's it. Her biggest strength is her versatility and the +20% speed and 10% power, so its a very good pick for F2Ps. I literally never seen a whale using her.
Will Chiyo be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Ardan. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?
>>556834939>he thinks twitter poorfags can afford anything more than just rolling for cards
>556835345
>>556835331*activates pulse**wins*nothin personel kiddo
I'm going to pull for Chiyo because she's LITERALLY me
>>556835216nta but I love Oguri. Cingray was fantastic, and I luckshit her on my alt account. Deleted that eventually, but I can start working on her spark in July, if pic related is accurate. Love that fatty
>>556835202>>556835235>>556835273>t. the raped by a gif
>>556835402meant for >>556835345
why is everyone obsessing over a shitty little gif
>>556835063It’s going to be forgotten in a month just like everything else zoomers consume. Happened with peta, happened with the AI drama, happened with the translation complaints, and it happened with the Satono blep meme
>>556835528because it's viral on reddit and xitter and tiktok and instagram and roblox. we share the same userbase.
pit fetish is retarded because they never draw the armpit like it actually looks. shit actually looks infected in every fetish artwork
Hello friends!!!
>>556835528it's not cool to be contrarian anymore bwo
>>556835528Reddit/Twitter/Discord fags are scared of anything remotely sexually suggestive, so all they can do is a temper tantrum
>dailies donenow what?
>>556835761Now you start playing the game for the day.
>>556835761umapyoi
do you keep posting the low fps version of the gif? are you people blind?
>>556835701>it's not cool to be contrarian anymore bwoTranslation:>don't tell me what I like is bad BECAUSE I'LL GET ANGRY AND KILL MYSELF REEEE>ALSO DON'T DO ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE OR I'LL GET ANGRY REEEEPeak zoomie mentality
>>556835724it's the opposite. it's VIRAL AF on all those platforms.
>>556835761go to the gym
So what is Laurel doing while this pit licking is going on?
>>556835693Hi babyposter
>>556835724but they love this kind of thing because it's yurishit, don't pretend otherwise
>>556835864>>don't tell me what I like is bad BECAUSE I'LL GET ANGRY AND KILL MYSELF REEEE>>ALSO DON'T DO ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE OR I'LL GET ANGRY REEEEI think these things and I say these things.
>>556835896
Kitasan from the Shadai Stallion exhibition today. Other horses shown were Satono Crown, Orfevre, Equinox, etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEBushraOCg
>>556835864A woman typed this post.
>>556835880me
>>556835450>3 years for falconyo....
>>556835864You must be 18 years old or older to post here.
>>556835693Fuck this artists is singlehandedly making me obsessed with Sirius...That shit eating grin is too enticing
>>556835319Creek had one btw.
>>556835965kita is happy he gets to do something that isn't mating...
>>556835693Hello babyposter
Will there be a mission that gives a random 3*, like with the 0.5 anni?
>>556835981You can literally scout her right now
>>556835693hi
>>556835693
>>556835871>>556835919It's viral because it's fun, but don't pretend it's not filled with little babies crying because one thing or another, including this place which is basically a reddit satellite
Is there anything more cucked than training an uma? Imagine raising her for 3 years to be some dyke's fuckmeat (since all umas = lesbians)
>>556836041
>>556835679That's because it mainly exists to let JP artists draw pussies without censoring them
bad baits, bad posts, bad anons
>>556835965he’s such a diva
>>556835269>Why did they have to give HORSE OF THE YEAR such a mismatched set of skills and aptitudes?I don't know man you tell me I have no clue what they were smoking when they gave Mihono Bourbon a fucking B in Mile despite both winning multiple mile races (including a G1) and making her DEBUT RACE a mile race
Is NY Opera's unique good for Aquarius?
If I was in charge of that animation she would have been running her tongue back and forth along the side of a futa cock instead of a sweaty armpit.
>>556836089Good day!!>>556836091I got that one!!!
When are they finally going to give us those special Valentine's animations?
>>556836246
>>556836093go on uma reddit. literally half the first page is refrencing baku pit.
>>556835965Big bro just wants to run
>>556836204They had to nerf Bobo or she would be too strong
>>556836336>go on redditKill yourself.
>>556836308on Valentines day i think
>>556835965Equinox in the game when?
>>556836406/uma/ is a subreddit
Happy start of the week!
>>556836432Most likely 7th anni
>>556836536at least I need a model...
>>556836485You should become a Tachyon poster. At least then your ragebait would be kind of hot.
>>556836432Probably the next design reveal when Ebayan releases in next year’s anni
>>556835973don't you mean a tranny that'll never be a woman?
>>556836598Reveal during the 6th anni then
>>556836093No one's crying about anything, because again, normalfags love yurishit
>>556831860>>556832817Thanks bro!
>>556836325what’s this thing’s agenda
>>556835981you could dump 30k and get now. It's not a very good deal, especially if you have more then 8 or 9 3* umas, but it's your only chance to f2p get her guaranteed until 2027. I have to let her go, I want VBourbon more, frontfag.
>>556836798orange
>finally see the blonde ningen woman>it's not the right eventagggh
4 more uma banners to Kitasan... the wait is painful
>>556836897>he's complaining about a +30 stat
>>556835965what a majestic creature. They might be (are) retarded, spook at the dumbest shit, but man, the energy in that trot, you could just feel the power radiating from him. Umazing.
>they say Summer Maru got bricked with the big update>yet she’s still usable for this CM and the upcoming dirt one Huh?
>>556836973>not even a gambleI'm being blueballed here bwo
>>556836832wtf
Should I pull for Fuku speed? I have her at 0lb, 50 pulls, and 66k carats.I've got MLB Kitasan, zero Super Creek or Rice Shower, and 0LB Fine Motion.Also have the half anni ssr coupon and an uncap crystal. Only money I'll be spending is on the upcoming selectable/guaranteed banners.Also, is Fuku going to be very important for maintaining a top team trial team? No one mentioned how important SSR Riko was for team trials during her banner, so I stuck with 0LB. Really wish I would have sparked back then.(Accidentally posted this in the JP thread, my bad!)
Should I dump my carrot jelly into the racing carnival? I'm getting about 1.1k carnival points for normal races and 2-2.5k for Condor. That's over 1k money per jelly, which is way more than I'd get in TT.
>>556835450>Seiun on July>planning on sparking VBourbon>got XOguriWhich uma should I use by piggy selector on...? I consider myself a pure metafag but I don't have SMaru because I still don't like hags
>>556835528Contrarianism. It was a neat and funny little gif, but some people on another site dislike it so our little reactionaries over here double down on liking it and pretending it's the greatest thing ever when in reality it was just a mid animation.
>>556837113no>>556837182no>>556837194smaru
>>556837007I think her death was wildly exaggerated. People simply got scared off by the possibility of Suzuka.
>>556837007lots of anons histrionically exaggerate for (You)'s. SMaru isn't "bricked," she's just not overwhelmingly dominant. Global Uma Musume is more balanced than JP ever was, partly because of early balance changes and partly because the game knowledge has skyrocketed, to the point where even JPfags recommending strats has to be taken with a grain of salt because it usually doesn't presuppose current global conditions, just "this is what was strong in JP at the time" which by now is a completely different context than first quarter Global 2026.
>>556837113Do you plan to play 1 to 3 careers per day thats like 1 to 3 hours per day until the scenario ends?I have no clue what you are talking about Fuku on TT lmao. Fuku is good for spark + G1 farming due to initial stats boost
How long until I can finally roll for Chiyono...
>>556837051Yeah
>>556837194If you're truly a pure metafag, then Maru or SMaru is probably the right choice. I'm going to say fuck meta and use piggy selector on Narita Brian, most likely.
>>556836523
>>556837370
>>556835981>>556836831Just suck it up and buy the anni selector
>>556837212the people elsewhere that dislike it do not exist, they're entirely fictional strawmen that the reactionaries here created for them to pretend to seethe at so they could spam
>>556835450I was told the next Carnival race will allow me to get Teio star pieces. When will that be?
>>5568373700 intelligent thought going on behind those eyes
>>556837418>Telling him to voucher Brian
>>556836523The week doesn't start until I get on retention
>>556837550Rude! Chiyono is very smart, you can tell didn't get the retard gene because her eyes aren't sakura.
I miraculously got Sasami event during Unity Cup (not even a support card event) just yesterday while doing King's career. I thought this shit was impossible to get in Unity anymore
>>556837545 (Me)Seem to be 2/3 months after the current oneCurrent: https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8B%E3%83%90%E3%83%AB_2022-01Next: https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8B%E3%83%90%E3%83%AB_2022-04
>>556837805she even has a chance to show up during a failed training
>>556837113the odds of you getting her mlb in another 150 pulls....are not great. While possible, it's more likely it'll take you sparking again, or using both the crystal/SSR selector. 60k carats is a lot to spend for a card no one will really use after MANT. Same applies for NTR. It might be more worth it to save your carats for the Fine Motion banner, or the CB Wi/Super Creek banner, save for umas you want, and look towards the summer supoka instead. Not having a good Creek sucks and Sounds of Earth doesn't release until next year, but if you get a good wit (Finemo) and another good speed (Tachyon/SMaru), you should be fine borrowing Creek.
>>556836673Not really, they just tolerate it
uwu
>>556837954>called large horse>womanletmake it make sense
>>556837576I KNOW SHE GETS A RERUN IN JUNEI DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG AND I DON'T TRUST MY LUCK TO GET BOTH SKY AND BRIANI'm also going to run out of carats depending on how merciful the VBourbon and Kitasan banners are for me, if I can skip their rerun banner I will.
>>556837846How often is the carnaval thing?
>>556838101She has big boobs
>>556837805they clearly patched it so that unity has the same rates as URA
>>556836673Based normalfags
>>556838242She’s not THAT big
>>556838203Seems to be irregularhttps://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%A4%E3%83%99%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%A7
>>556835965I want to pet Kita
>>556831285
>>556838418yes she is
>>556832919stop posting things i want to post from twitter
A FUCKING LEAF is the head of Tracen. How is this allowed?
>>556838620This is fan art. She’s not this big.
>>556838607>>556838718You know, if you learned to post properly this might be less of a problem.
>>556838798no i just didn't think to add this image until after i posted the first time
>>556837901>pulling 1 card in 600 pulls is 1%Holy FUCK I was so unlucky
>>556838754yes she is
>>556838818This would probably be really funny if I spoke Spanish
>>556838879AI generated, the model over exaggerated her features. She’s only slightly bigger than Oguri.
>>556838818anon the gringos will get scared
>>556839043nyo
>>556838879Cheval is NOT that grand
>>556839043Oguri does not have a small bust.
>>556838965>"the girl who smells like an anchovies and tuna can under the sun and has 2TB of pure reproductive system anatomy when it's time to have real umapyoi"
>>556839209Cheval is Grand
>>556837363m-maybe like 2.... but yeah, thinking about it now, I barely even do those many already.And I was curious whether Fuku was meta for class 6 in TT during MANT similar to how Riko is meta/necessary for class 6 during Unity.>>556837901Damn, that chart really puts things into perspective.
>>556838965>the donkey that smells like tuna and sardine under the sun and has 2TB of pure reproductive anatomy when it's time to have uma uma umapyon for realThese are only funny when the image is absurd as fuck
>>556837370I want her but I also want Dia-chan…
Umas be saying this kind of shit in public with no shame whatsoever
>>556839329>>556839291That is pretty funny
>>556838738you mean the cat?
According to the tier list Chiyo is a lesbian without any interest in male trainer
>>556839296I wanna take her stupid hat and keep it away from her while she desperately tries to grab it
snow orange
>>556831537He didn't say Taiki is bad, he said her unique isn't super useful on February Stakes, which is true
>>556839667probably don’t eat the orange snow
>>556839408>want Dia, Kita, Mambo>but also Maruzen speed card>have only 32k karats.
>>556839530>chink chart
>>556838818Idk why but I find these low effort traced drawings with latinx captions funny
>>556839530Now this is a shit bait, could've used any other image and it would work better, do better anon
>>556839591If you ask nicely, she’ll let you smell it
>>556839774they're called curis and they're art
updating all my TT umas was so worth it, no more praying all week to retain by a razor thin margin haha..
Am I good for MANT?
sweepy, does the training double click (to skip animation), which you changed to lower the delay the last time, work on rainbow training? does it skip the animation stillim testing my own clicks and on rainbow training, clicking straight after (when the rainbow is popping up) does not skip the animation. the click delay is 0.01 I think
Oh my God. I’ve been running the Oka Sho over and over again trying to figure out why my count for KawaPri’s final potential was never going up.She doesn’t need the Oka Sho banners.She needs the Oaks banners.
>>556839917Maybe for 1 run
>>556837576To be fair pulling on that banner for Brian is dumb since her much better version comes out 3 months later
>>556839951idiot
Stop posting Cheval GrandWe hate Cheval Grand
>>556839774>>556838818why do they call it curi musume
>>556839530she's not that for (You) when compared to others like Ardan who's released the same month but still loves you, her popularity is dogfag cope tho
>>556839951based retardbuy them from the shop btw
>>556839917no
>>556840017we?
when are we gonna get mobmusume scenario where we can pick mob umas as our trainees?
>>556839917>400 im so fucking fucked!
>>556839530Roll for Ardan
>>556840017I prefer her younger sister. And older sister. And Kitasan Black.
>>556840131Would you be fine with C stats being their CAP (as in peak) and a random G3 as their final goal?
>>556840053curi is how they call those traced memes
>>556839917bricked account
>>556840083>>556839974don't say that....
>>556839686Which doesn't make sense. Taiki gets more duration on Aquarius than Virgo
>>556839917HowI have 831
>>556840053they said the same about Tamamo and now we are a family
>>556840060They don’t pop up in Tazuna’s store that often and they cost 100 Clovers otherwise…
>>556840320maybe compared to the other options?
>>556840358if they're like me then they skipped buying them for a while
>>556840175YOU roll for her. Please
Oguri ripping mean ASS
Wait a minute, Shinko Windy is peak?!
>>556839530I always feel like who ever made this never actually played Super Creek's run. It feels like everyone else just assume they're married at the end and Creek's gonna gonna gun for like 5 kids in the next 3 years
>>556840601yes i cant cope with how far away she is
>>556840660anonIt was made by chinks
Things I dislike in Umamusume: Pretty Derby:Even if I have the event trainees, their fucking R support cards give more event bonus.
>>556840660I mean she's not in "will get married" because you already are
>>556840601Umas be doing anything but training
>>556840463The only difference between Virgo and Aquarius is that Mummy exists now, and Mummy only gives 0.1. Plus, Taiki can also run Mummy. If I had to guess, seriru was in a rush, thought: "only 33m before late, instead of 83m before late. Therefore, Taiki ult is even worse and probably non-existent" and didn't bother to actually check it.
>>556840660even her fans assume you and her are already a couple and root for both of you
Creek's true ending
/uma/dacchis WHAT DO I DO!!!!?!? also holy fuck this captcha sucks so much fucking dick, kill whoever came up with it
How does beating the same G1 more than once count for Affinity purposes?Or do Classic/Senior year races count as separate, distinct races, where 2 umas need to have won it on the same year for the bonus?
>>556841039:)
>>556840660I can't understand what you wrote.Everyone else other than who?Other than the chart maker? You? The characters in the story?Are you saying Creek's not going to make a bunch of fillies? Or she is?
the other gachas are trying to stay relevant
I browse uma redditI check out multiple uma 'cords dailyI watch VFI watch MooMooCowI watch Rednu
>>556841103Get orange
>>556841103redeem spechud
>>556841039my pov btw
>>556840934I feel like Seriru is getting lazy with global videos, the previous one was rushed as well.I take his opinion into account but now I only watch him to double check track information or anything a non JP player may miss that is obvious for nips.
>>556841146nobody gives a fuck
>>556841146they already did it with Dia's tongue and Kita's lonely lonely dance so it's nothing new
>>556841201already have her, I thought she was the main character so I used my initial ticket on her
based witgod releasing a total gaslight guide so it is easier for me to win chanmi
>>556840660opera in mid tier says a lot, nigga didnt play the game
>>556841103Be yourself
>>556840660>Creek during her Valentines scene: "Romantic chocolates are ones that you can only give to someone you like, right? But the word "like" doesn't even come close to describing how I feel about you.">Chinks: Creek's a good friend I guess
>Kitas lonely lonely dance nooo!
>>556841435chinks are unironically a cuck audience
Seriru is a fraud there is a reason we make fun of him in /jp/ Taiki ult works perfectly in Aquarius, accels carries over and connects with Plancha+MummyDober ult work for late surger but window activation is very shortFront El is the strongest umamusume, not Falco. Pace El has never been relevant in global, give groundwork to Front El and collect your platinum Oguri (as in peak) is indeed strong as always, but Digital is better since she can activate OMG + Barcarole + Pump (or any other accel) and rocket to the finish line
post itachis
>>556841570didn't read*kisses and cums in your forehead*will run oguri cap and collect my welfare platinum
NTRfag is talking as if he knows about the game again and didn't stick to an irrelevant character to feel special about himself
>>556841623carrot
>>556841570no one in /jp/ talks about him because we do not give a shit about your faggot e-celebs
Accidentally rested when I wanted to train and accidentally trained when I needed to rest. Cyjews are using their brain wave machines to purposely ruin my run.
I would fuck Twin Turbo in her ass then buy her a huge hamburger after
>>556841397Her racing outfit's shoulders look so fucking stupid it downgrades her to a 3/10
>>556841326the lonely lonely handrawn meme originally was kita? I thought it was from HSR
>>556841210His style is hard to get right: Run 10+ tries per ace before the previous CM even finishes, make meta calls, and literally run in the CM with umas he made 3 weeks ago for the video. The impressive part is that he still gets it mostly right in spirit. The questionable parts I saw recently is recommending Pump for Sagittarius and constantly pushing of lucky pacer El.
>>556841435because of shitty localizers (trannylators) we cant trust anything
>>556841623These things are creepy almost as creepy as baby tanukis.
>>556840969>Japan fans rooting for their idol to have sex and make babiesFreaking wild when you think about it with all those Idol/VA stories over there
>>556841381redeem the other spechud
do 30 umas for every race and im sure youll win yeah
Guys... I can't do it... Why is WIT not skyrocketing with 4 fucking cards?>use FinemoI can't I'm borowing Kita and I only have 1LB Finemo
>>556841958nyooo...
How come no one mention Fuji Kiseki?
>>556841764it's an attempt
>Use 4 wit cards bro you'll get so much S ranks bro trust me it's the best hand bro>1200 SPD 950PWR 801 WIT
>>556841916the difference is that in umamusume world everyone just assumes and takes it for granted that umas and their trainers are in a relationship
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>556841136this post is just embarrassing, did you fail middle school required readings?
>>556842130Low roll go again
>>556842089
>>556842124LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556842075that natie card is one of the worst ones
>>556838620I thought she was breastfeeding a baby from the thumbnail...
>>556842075>SR Naturelmaouse SR Dober instead
>>556842284I want more of this uma, I wish I had her to run sprints
>>556842197
>>556842075That Nature isn’t a Wit card
>>556842216Me fail english? That's unpossible
>>556842367>>556842339That's what I have, SSR Natie is 0
>>556841841JP version is pretty much the same, she may as well be proposing right there>Valentine's chocolates are just chocolates you give to someone you like, right?>I don't think of it that lightly.>You're the only one for me, both now and forever.
cm10 status?
>>556842075Hate to break it to you, but Finemo is an essential part of wit deck skyrocketing
fufu…
>>556841103Sex with your legally wedded mare TM Opera O.
>>556842552Marvelous Sunday
>>556842552bwo you have marvelous right there
>>556842552bwo you have MLB Marvelous there
>>556842552That Marvelous Sunday wit card is there and you're not using it.Even the Dober SR would be good, but the Sunday SR is gooder.
>>556842571So I didn't pay to win enough, good to know
I'm starting to get upset in a way I didn't know I could get at a videogame. I gave up on two borrow runs because of getting fucked in the ass, and finished a third with literal sub 1100 speed because there were no speed or wit rainbows ever. Now on my fourth borrow run, completely job the first two career races, and now this. My heart rate is elevated and I want to fucking punch the wall. Fuck.
>>556842552its marvelous sunday time
>>556842602Got double spooked by her NY version and already had the OG, very fortunate, that was
>>556842552LB1 FineMo could replace Fuku or Daiwa
globalfags are so blissfully unaware of how romantic uma stories get... just roll for Ardan to find out the first big one
>>556841103As you can see it's hoeh arigato banner, you should redeem her
>>556842651What's so good about Marvelous again? From what I saw her stat gain isn't much.
>>556841729>Twin Turbo blushing in a cute dress>painted nails and allthis feels so wrong yet so right...
>>556842216Can you just answer the question?
>>556842552Dober SR is a straight upgrade over Nature (check gametora compare). For whatever reason Dober SSR isn't very good.
>>556842560I have>half-assed bakushin>sprint B pasa>mutated falco with no groundwork I am COOKED
>>556842603>>556842649>>556842651>>556842678>>556842729ok thanks bwos, love you
>>556842560i'm seriously considering skipping it
>>556841828there was nothing questionable about ryan and dober in sagittarius. you don't have anything better to do with your inherits on an end closer. both of them are good skills. it's much less questionable than pump was in libra, where the straight was longer and thus no stopping me is better and corner skills are worse.
>>556842560anon I don't even have a single ace ready for CM9, all I know is that I'm gonna be running a Sprint Taishin for this one, no clue about the rest
>>556842262The funny thing about that run is I had speed at 900 in january senior year but the wit horses just refused to show up the entire runI never got a triple WIT rainbow, mostly just singles.
>>556842560taiki groove bakushinlooking forward to get cucked out of SFV for the third time in finals
>>556842723then no idea who you should pick but my comment stands
>>556842757
>>556842560Another plat in the bag
>>556841735I think her outfit is cap (as in peak)
>>556842719Oh, and of course this happens right before a career race so I can't heal, then it procs with a mood down right after before I can even do anything. I am literally punching myself in anger.
>>556842757specialty priority (NN has a whopping NOTHING) and way better skillsmaybe neicha could give you a better god RNG high roll but fuck that
>>556842560people are already preparing for CM10???
>>556842843Sorry, I did mean Pump in Libra. Yeah, Ryan and Dober in Sagittarius was fine.
>>556842797>mutated falcoHuh?
>>556843062there's nothing else to do this month
>>556843000Followed by a migraine and giving up. Fuck this piece of garbage shit game.
>>556842779That's my daughter you're eyeing
How am I even supposed to build a half-way decent deck if I'm not a fucking paypiggie? Jesus Christ this system sucks
>>556842552Daiwa, Sunday, Fuku, DoberDober shits up energyBourbon speed bonus is good too if you want that, may be worth subbing daiwa for her depending of what you want
>>556843110
>>556843110My bad I thought CM10 was Capricorn
>>556842560Do or die time
>>556841735You don't like the Saber shoulders?
>>556843062club has been nothing but dirt shoes requests for more than a week
>>556842953>>556843048Thanks.
>>556842560Thjs is the only cup in months I feel like I have a chance of winning
>>556843184Show us your cards and tell us what you’re trying to build, you’re probably overlooking the obvious
>>556842719Literally just take the sweepy pill. You need to remember that we're on an accelerated schedule yet we're still stuck with the dogshit % rates as in the more idle JP version. The game clearly doesn't respect you as a player, so why would you even waste time manually playing when there's more chances of your runs being fucked than otherwise?Take the sweepy pill.
Globalbabs have to wait 5 years for best Uma Sad!
>>556842918mmmm methinks I'm gonna metaslave for once, it's really between Taiki and either OG or Christmas Oguri, maybe even a Dirt Uma for CM10 since as far as that goes I'm having to run Ulala Maru and Pasa for my TT team, this shit sucks
I cant get over the fact that someone sleeptalked about Curren chan, while the jockey said she's wife material. Not even the anime girl, but the horse itself.
i like the implication uma doesn't know which cm is 9 and which is 10 because of how hastened content is
>>556843309Suck the shit out of my ass fag your fucking queer bot isn't going to build a good CM ace.
>>556843328We have one Kiseki and two Miracles
>>556843309uma&co danchode...
>>556843424I stopped counting after cm5, now all the numbers are the same to me
>>556843331taiki sounds like a no brainer in your case, she's meta on many tracks and can run dirt if you can stand the soulless accusations (mitigated by running full oreng team)
>>556843202>>556843424The perfect 5 x 1200 uma
>>556843449>bot isn't going to build a good CM ace.Neither will you at this rate. Enjoy your constant mood downs and punching yourself I guess lol.
I'm getting kiggers in my twitter feed again fuck this
>>556843424I don't want to believe there's anyone autistic enough to care about the numbers.
>>556843858cute kigger
>>556843858Me too for some reason. Especially that Tachyon one.
Should I jerk it to Ryan?
>>556843858Danchud said I have to do kig duty again this week...
>>556843291idk. But can you give me an outline for what sort of cards Tamano-cross wants to use? What annoys me so much is that SSR cards seems completely useless unless they are almost maxed out. I haven't played in a while and only been logging in to grab freebies so I could get Tamano when she released. besides that the only SSR that I have at a decent point is Kita-san missing one dupe, but rolling for that is honestly what soured me immensely towards the game. Doesn't help that all the events have been the same slop....
>aquarius is just capricorn 2.0 but dirtumagga...
>>556844005if you aren't a faggot afraid of a woman whose abs you can grind meat on then yes
>>556843858I would desu
>>556844140
>>556844147Not flat enoughStill sexo
sexo suzuka
>>556844009end closers have no good cards yet unfortunately, but you will want CB wit when she comes out (or wait for her rerun with creek for good value)
>>556844009>Show us your cards >idk
>>556844140sex with inumas
>>556841210>>556841828Didn't he say he was rushing them in order to prep for the new JP scenario?And considering he's a salaryman he probably doesn't mind giving half-assed info if the meat of the video which is his own recommended builds, is somewhat accurate
>>556837901>Looking at that chartNow I'm worried that I will be cursed for the next banner roll since got 6 copies of Speed Fuku with 160 rolls>>556842560Omega cooked>>556842779A reminder we will probably never get the Bluray box SSRs
>>556844009Tamamo for what track? TT? Mile, Medium, Long? Sprint?
big uptick in suzuka posting
>>556844140porn in my christian imageboard?!
time to finish this
>>556844140Sexy bitch WOOF WOOF
reminder that CM10 having a bit of turf at the starting gate means nothing
>>556837901tachyon is barely an upgrade over sweepy, only get her if your oshi needs her gold skill
>>556843309I'll take it after the anni, and if cygays won't ban you guys I'll swallow whole Sweepy's fat veggies
Falco and Curren are friends.
>>556844409what have you been doingit's only like the best event story we've gotten so far
>front pasa traininghttps://youtu.be/8xVfjkb-xVs?si=bkQZvQSTJ10qLH1U
>>556844409thanks for reminding me to skip through all 8 of these
My girl is coming home
>Hoehhh arigat-ack!
>>556844720Training front Pasa for Cancer was hell. I'm not looking forward to doing it again.
>>556844940>MLB RIKONIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGG
>>556844940What are you running for the other two bwo, I wanna run smaru too
BIKO CARD RR SOON
>>5568450242LB Riko or MLB R Riko isn't that much different. She's overstammed anyway
>>556844535doesn't she shit out skill points with her +2 bonus? A bit like how highrolls with Brian just shit speed stats
cm9 86707708
>>556845169let me poorfag in peace anon
>>556844720>steamrolled by MANT umasnothing personnel....
>>556845172sweepy has +1 bonus
>>556845296my wife
>>556845153Taiki and Digital. I think there's a good chance of there being another front in the room so I'm not bothering with a second front.
>>556845172You need 3LB for +1 SP and MLB to get +2 SP for Tachy
>>556845012Actually you do not need to spark Pasa at all, but you need specific parents. I had to deal with B in front due to a single, SINGLE mommy creek for the front pasa package.846079782277 >>556845280Probably. My URA Vodka won what was it....CM4?
>>556839980She looks gigahot in that outfit, but her growth % seems to be a distinct downgrade, 10/20 spd/stam >>>> 10/10/10 spd/stam/guts
>>556845296Now this is flat enough
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>556845172You don’t need to highroll with Tachyon, she has 80 Spec Prio
>>556842130worked on my machine
>>556845610sweepy bot?
>>556845664holy buhiiii
>>556842557distinct upgrade in nip, in my opinion>you're the only one for me, now and foreverAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFINE I WILL WEAR THE DIAPER
>>556845189Akebwonos...
>>556841136I'm bored so I'll translate.>"I feel whoever made this [dogshit, insect-tier garbage excuse of a ranking, clearly made by a people whose celebrated role model is the civic bureaucrat] never played Super Creek's run, because everyone (You) meet during her run assume (You) and Super Creek are married at the end and Creek's gonna gun for like 5 kids in the next 3 years."clearer now?
Lovely
>>556846161Akebono is haru urara of turf sprints
>>556846161but uma told me taiki is le bad in cm9...
>>556840601Bitey McBiterson, wtf Stinko?
cm9 99207058
You'll be pulling for Ardan later this month, right?
Wait if I have a trainee and their alt they don't count as two separate characters for the good ending count on my profile? NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556846410you just want me to say "awooga!" and then "yeah pulling my dick"
>>556841725you should make decisions less faster next timealso turn on confirmation for resting. It's annoying to click YES I WANT MY RETARDED UMA TO TAKE A NAP TODAY but it's a lot MORE annoying to hit rest by accident and miss rainbows.
>>556846289Her unique is stupidly inconsistent and it's possible to make it impossible to trigger. She gets buffed later on.
>>556846712Yeah i know but im stating her now and not later.
>>556841725>confirmletngmi
>>556846760keep this harlot away from me
>>556846256Yeah man, all clear.The original post mentioned "I" and "whoever made this"."Everyone else" would have to be relative to one of those, but instead it was some other option, apparently: everyone other than the player character.
>>556846687This is unironically good adviceI turned it on for recreation, wasted some great runs for an useless karaoke
>>556841725you won't surviving MANT bwo
>>556846546Maybe.
>>556841725You need to smell your armpits more for focus
>>556846989suzuka reading all of my sexo suzuka posts
Stop trying to make me be attracted to Suzuka. Flat women aren’t attractive.
>>556843062whales finish CM prep early. I've got some half decent umas, like pic related, but I don't know if it's enough for plat. I've never won a cm, best I've gotten was 2nd place in A finals once or twice.
oofmatoes bro your bot doesnt press sasami's first option 3rd event even when i set it to do that.
>>556846391>8 paces 1 frontmuri
>>556846687>turn on confirmationNot very Bakushin, I will live by the Bakushin and die from the Bakushin
Oh nyo, MOT-sama...
>>556842560Just finished this Amazon. I have a half-decent paizuri window Pasa. Not sure what to do for third, is there a good set up for XOguri?
>>556842560Assuming you're talking about Aquarius I've got some parents together for Biwa but I don't feel good about this one, feels really similar to Cancer Cup where I performed terribly. Plancha seems good on her but I feel there's going to be too many fronts for it to be reliable and outside of that I don't know what else I can take (no Mummy Creek exists with the sparks I need and I don't have her). Getting S Mile on her is going to be a massive pain in the ass considering I can only take 2 spots on a parent for it so only 4-6 sparks. Probably going to run Christmas Biwa, Festival Gold City (spice pick, pulled her off the all-uma banner) and Late OG!Oguri and hope for the best.
>some tranny westoid makes the usual cringe western garbage>browntards snap onto it like hyenas to a carcass>start botting, ban evading and filter evading en masse/uma/ getting worse by the fucking day, they refuse to let us heal, they need those spicy hits so their janny overlords get paid
>>556844345good thing these sorts of events are independent, ie present outcomes do not affect future outcomes. You just got really lucky, noice. It doesn't mean you will or won't get lucky next time. In fact, it means nothing at all.
one more cm9 78869925
>>556835761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2PD-dwsIw
discord will now require face scan or id or will be automatic set to teens settinglol, lmao
>>556847671based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
Umamusume
>>556847671edenbwos...
>>556845928It wasn't in the 1st post but she also says that in EN>You have been and always will be irreplaceable to me.
>>556847671umaclubros...
indicto dickinherass
Why isn't Sirius treated like a joke despite being an overrated shitter with only 1 G1? Is it just because she's related to Rudolf?
Imagine just how pent up and stressed out she is from running the student council when she comes home to you at the end of the week and just starts fucking you as soon as she steps in your place without taking a shower or anything.
>>556847927localizing FAGGOTS, that statement in English is so much weaker
>>556848086>>556848120
>>556848086Sirius was a champion that was thrown to tour europe without any support. The horse had literally chewed off half its tongue due to excess stress by the time it got back to Japan. His suffering paved the way for Japanese horses to properly prepare for foreign races.
>>556847548Sekai ichiban kawaii Curren ChanNot even a late start can hold you back if you manage to proc your ult
>>556848086won the DAHBY so to nips her fraud record literally doesnt matter
>>556848190
>>556848086People say winning a G1 is like winning an Olympic gold. Winning the Derby is like winning an Olympic platinum.
She might be a fraud, but she's still important to me.
Who are the best pace aces for cm9? I still need to make a team
But VF said
>>556848795Curren Chan
>>556848289>5th favorite in 2 Tennoshos despite his pathetic prior recordsAre nips retarded or something? Does a dahby win really warrant this much glazing?
I think I've finalized Sprint BNW, looking forward to seeing what other people run in Capricorn and hopefully making it to A finals
76328168
>>556848853Don’t have her
Remember to do your daily pulls
>>556848996Sprint S doesnt matter that much in Capricorn, Turf S does.
>>556849050All uma banner is right there
I have 96.5M fans on oguri cap now
>>556849132He's forcing bunch of med/long umas into sprint, there's not much room for turf sparks.
>>556849324Okay...and?
>>556848996Very impressive. I forced Tickezo into Cancer and that was hard enough for me.
>>556849024Musume: Pretty Emo
>>556849374120 followers now too I forgot to mention
>>556848795See>>556832817
>>556848996I'm very impressed. This is how you oshi
>zero sprint parents>no aces made yet
>>556849483The fan thing is not note worthy, plenty of 100m um people in this thread, including myself (luna). The followers bit is at least something slightly interesting, tho 120 ain't shit compared to the whales in here.
>>556849374He's answering me. I asked. Because I care.
>>556842560almost thinking about my ggp for Agnes, Oguri and Pasa
>>556849324I'm happy for you
>>556849132I did run a few turf sparks (my El was turf/sprint/sprint and the other parent I used generally had Turf somewhere) but with how many Sprint sparks I needed Turf S was a crapshoot at best and something I figured wasn't worth banging my head against the wall. It's more of a happy coincidence that all my best runs happened to get Sprint S since I wasn't aiming for it specifically. I did manage to get both on Biwa once but the Wit was miserable (love only having 0LB finemo) so it did worse than my current one.
and ill get 100M on agnes tachyon next. and vodka
>>556832817>plan XRetarded or malicious suggestion?
>>556849626Jordan wouldn't be this negative to someone.
>>556849752reddit agnes
>>556849854shes pretty good at doing fan runs
40102797https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?catbox=b0pssv.json prev
There should be an option to slap your trainee and her having a red cheek for the next few turns. I don't care if it's an automatic drop to awful mood or nukes 50 energy, as long as I get to smack my uma for throwing the race because she got rushed for no reason like a dumbfuck it's worth it
>>556849752Vodka Expert is a based title. Do it, anon.
TORENA-SAN!
>>556849843She is far worse on herself.
>>556849391
>>556849980This but slapping her ass and it gives her great mood instantly
>>556850047BASED KITA-SAN
>>556849785Plan X is fine on Pace
>>556850047Same image
>>556850047>running nose that is frozenfunniest shit I've ever seen
>>556849968wtf I didn't consent to my strategies being doxxed like this
>>556850047>finally have a day off after several months>just want to spend it chillin' in your tiny apartment playing video games>but then this happens
>>556849626Followers as people? Yeah ive been capped for past five months, even if i remove people.
>I want to slap my traineeI know what you are, french boy.
>>556850047Translate it now you filthy weeaboos
>>556850271I wanna nibble on luna-chans winter coat ears
Oguri is still the best pick because her ult lasts 1/6 of the entire race
>>556850413Bwo your smoke alarm is chirping
>>556832817missing daiwa
>>556850442I used to play this game, shame we never got a third one
>>556850765Shieeeet
Following up to my post from last night asking for advice if I need to pull for Fuku last minute. >>556797253From what people said last thread is I'm going to need either Fuku or NTR for MANT. The thing is I'm already at the 50 Fuku pulls plus I could get her to MLB with just two copies if I use both selectors and crystal as opposed to NTR which the anniversary selector will not work on so I'd need 4 copies. Any advice would be appreciated.
>>556846410>>556847067I will be pulling out my wallet and releasing a big load of carats between her titties
>>556850771I'm more annoyed by there never ever being a "The Movies 2", or that the game came out at just the wrong time. A few months or 1-2 years later and it could've hit Youtube, potentially blowing it up and making it really big in the early YT days.But yeah, a B&W3 would've been grand as well, not more Fable slop.
Winning B finals with non-meta umas is more soulful than ""winning"" A finals with metashit umas
Stop saying Luna
Smooching Luna-chan!
>>556832817Wait what makes Brian so good here? Just her built in beeline burst?
>>556831424More like MamNO
>finally get an S rank >accidentally spark a sprint Nature t-thanks
>>556851002>Stop saying luna's kids nameNyo. She's my precious luna-channy!
>>556851082Shadow break is a free win button
>>556851082Strong speed carryover since her unique triggers on final corner without requiring late race.
>>556851002We love Luna here
why haven't any sloptubers mentioned that most of the upcoming meta cards get a zillion megabanner reruns?
When do we get white aptitude sparks? Which scenario?
Why do I only gave 19 rainbow shards... did I miss one...
>>556850047How did she find out my home address
>>556851395People will joke about>brickedbut it just means you're forever like a month behind which honestly isn't *that* bad.
>>556851230>>556851269Is she worth building if my others are just pasa, air groove, and bakushin and should I replace one? They aren't amazing or anythingHow hard is it to beat Tenno Spring building for sprint?
>>556851395You got them all.
>>556851272Post the one where she has a mix-up and calls herself Luna Chan without the plushy
>Sweep prepping for MANTOH NONONONO
>>556850769Daiwa should be decent in theory but I’ve only seen her job. Don’t know what’s up with her. Wouldn’t recommend.
>>556851463umas have a crazy sense of smell
I finally made it past Fuku's second event after running this card like 10 times
>>556850912I don't see any Fuku's in your deck, so you're hoping to get 2 copies in 150 pulls. The odds of that are. . . a bit less than a coin toss. You might find yourself double sparking, which would be wasteful to do on a card you can easily borrow for as long as it's strong, which isn't for very long. I would say skip it, pull an uma you want, and look for either the Creek/CB banner or the save for the next strong speed SSR, which is Tachyon in July. I don't think Fuku's worth it, especially since you already have kita and Finemo 3LB. MLB Finemo and hold your final crystal. On the other hand you could dump both your crystal and selector on Creek and get her to 3LB too, which might be your best move.
>>556850997Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>556851395>he didn't beat the pasa hidden boss
>>556851648I don't have it T-T
Mambo
>>556851274oh, they're banners where you can pick two out of several cards to rate upstill, makes it seem like immediately MLBing pretty much every "must have" card beginning with ramonu unnecessary unless you are a whale
>>556851754i mean pull one, spark one, buy/crystal 3 more
>>556851592Fuck trying to build a sprinter out of a Tenno Spring uma. And Brian is max horror version of this because she faces most difficult races of any uma if she wins the triple crown.
>Teio buhi poster is gone>Tachyon rapist poster is one>Opera bird poster is gone>Topro poster didn't wake up>Kawakami poster is gone>All we have left is some xitter tranny bakushin meme redditors love>jp fags taking over the threadSo this is the end for /uma/
>>556852026She's an end closer dawg how hard can it be
Cried like a bitch
>>556852068>Kawakami poster is goneI'm still lurking but I don't play nor engage in the threads much these days.
>>556851939The strongest club
>>556852068the jpniggers will fuck off eventuallythe tranny meme is flavor of the week, no one will give a shit by Fridayeverything'll be ok
I have no problem with jp friends, they were always nice to me when I asked questions in their thread
>>556852182She’s a pace kek
>>556852283Always treasure your family.
>>556852068the opera bird (who is also the tachyon poster, obviously) is still here
>>556852026you can opt out of the difficult races if you get the triple crown
>>556852182Sprint umas want below 300 stamina. Tenno Spring is a cointoss at 400 stamina for normal uma, let alone the buffed version Brian can face and she has to win the race, not place.
>>556852068CM will fix this.Teioposters only show up at night.I'm glad the Tachyon and Opera spammers are gone.
>>556852068I'm here THO
>>556852334Kawakami kisser is still here
>>556851002ORE WA LUNA GA SKI DALUNA GA HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>556852182W-Wrong Narita, anon.
/uma/ may die out but mambo will live on forever
>>556852550Based
>>556852431You still have to get 1st on the easy path
we will survive MANT inshallah
Kaneko-san please stop castrating white coat colts you own so that they can propagate the genes outside your ownership, so that we can get white umas in game thank you
>>556852757I know I will, I just hope my club will as wellm
>>556852368Sex with Fine Motion
>>556852474if its any consolidation she has +20% stam so some early power training could help a lot.
when did they change riko's event to trigger earlier and why did they wait until the end of unity to do it?
>>556852897agreed>>556852943A couple of days ago. Only works on the SSR version though, so if you're like me and rolled 0 Rikos in 200 pulls and are coping with the mlb R version, you're shit out of luck.
>>556852818
>>556853051>Only works on the SSR version thoughare you sure? because the patch also affects other pal cards (or at least tazuna)
>>556853051It works on the R version too, you just got unlucky
I think Super Creek is super sweet
>>556853094I just subscribe to the theory that he wants to have a monopoly on white-colored horses in japanThat's why he castrates the males. If they were to stand stud people could get their own
>>556853274Whats she thinking about?
>MANT is F2P friendly, just get the SR Admire Vega guts card
>>556853339Bit of a weird theory for a funny hons racing sim innit?
>>556853252Every time I used the R version it still made me wait until second year at least to trigger and I never had it work with blue affinity. But as this anon just proved >>556853274 it seems I really just got unlucky.
I don’t get it… what spirit bombs should I be popping? >speedRedundant, already doing mostly speed training>staminano>powerAlright, but it can easily lead to overstam>gutsmaybe?>witLowest stat gain
>>556853414>tfw top 3%
>>556853632Why is this uma an alcoholic?
>>556853616I mean it depends on your distance and deck. You ideally pop your bubbles on the stat that is missing in your deck that you still need.So if you're running 2 speed 3 wit and Riko for the dirt mile cm for example, then power is the ideal bubble target, since you wont be getting many gains with just 2 speed cards, and the additional stam will help reaching the 601 threshold.Also wit gives more energy back, so it's still ok /even though you dont want to prioritize it still)
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really reallly really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>556853797You'd be an alcoholic too if you had to deal with goldshi everyday
>>556853616guts is the only pop without downsides
>>556853414You only need 2 copies though? You have to yellow crystals, right?
>>556853438>racing simI am talking about the real KanekoThere is a reason he still is the only owner of white horses in japan even though he brought the first white horse to japan decades ago
>>556853997remember that she wears her trainer's shirt
>>556852068I did wake up today, just 5 hours earlier than usual
>>556854148>I am talking about the real Kanekohttps://youtu.be/Tc2VLaoQMb8?t=48
>>556852068>fatty=gonegood>reddit agnes=gonegood>bird faggot=goneGOOD>JPchads taking back what was originally always theirsgood>all we have left is [buzzwords]those fuckers were always here, probably before we globalfags even arrived
>>556852068Everyone's leaving before Global's first MANT
>>556854148That sounds like a flimsy idea for a monopoly, couldn't someone just import a decent white stud/mare horse?
With 200 /uma/ posters, statistically, at least one of us is pregnant
Anons, please do tell me, if I sell my soul can I ever get it back?
>>556854590Only if you run her for Capricorn
>>556854590It's not worth it anon... You'll burn out grinding ignited stam spark... Pick someone you like
>>556854357cute! its wild this doesnt hurt them, how strong horses are
>>556852068Does having thread personalities actually make generals better, though?
>>556854590I don't believe you ever had one. Post all of your CM teams.
>>556854590reject your humanity this game only makes it harder to oshi game in the future anyway. She's one of the only umas that can survive in future metas with double gold debuff firing twice with summer goldship inherit
>>556854148there's plenty of uncastrated white males that aren't owned by him who are active now, like schneeglocken and amante bianco. plenty of white mares from shirayukihime are owned by other people, too. the theory is bullshit. he just owns buchiko, and buchiko is probably the best white mare alive.
>>556854590Ogurin is really cute and a heroine for children around globe!
>>556854802I don't really remember them but it's usually Taishin + Seiun + whatever I manage to get ready in time for basically every single one so far
I haven't seen her in a while
>>556854752what does the ignored stam spark do?
>>556854752It's either this, OG Oguri, SMaru, Taiki or Falcon. It's very much a "pick whichever you dislike less" kind of situation
>>556855127she showed up for me the first time in forever last night when I'm at full energy, great mood, and already have charming.
>>556855127They definitely buffed her appearance rate last week, I had only seen her twice from the start of MANT until the patch but I've seen her 5 times since.
>>556843328All the good umas are year 1-2, the rest are over designed
>>556855056Show me your CM9 Taishin. That is the deciding factor on whether you have a soul.
Is Holiday Oguri actually good?
/UMA/DACCHIS I'M GOING TO HELL>>556855372very much a work-in-progress kind of situation, I'm actually mid-career right now
>>556855441Were you asleep for her dominating last cm?
Humiliation ritual paid off
>>556855464Godspeed anon. I hope my sprint Hayahide fights you.
>>556855464Wrong, don't forget her belly rubs.
>>556855512I didn’t lose to a single one so idk…
I'm fucking Oguri's mom whenever Oguri is out eating.
>>556853616Being a little overstammed isn't going to kill your Uma, it's fine to burst on power a few times so you can hit 800+
pregori cap
>>556854884 I know, I just want to have more reasons to dislike Kaneko. Because of his autism we can't have Kurofune in game
>>556855730Sounds like everyone wins there
why dont we have a umaboorui want umabooru to not look for the good umart in the dead threads
>>556855730It's not like they leave you a choice.
>>556855894>we can’t have Kurofune in gameIt’s not fair bros…
>>556856176>everything has to be documented and archivedI miss 4chan guys
>>556855919Faggot trainer. She even recorded her harmonica playing so you can listen to it while you were away and you go off cheating with someone else
I think we should get a free 10-pull on every new banner.
>>556856341true
>>556856341>why are there autists on autism.comRape dotoposters
Post something funny
MANT will revive /uma/
>>556856341that's just fomo activity for the poor (me)
>>556856265Chrono a cute
>>556856542>>556856536
>>556855730>cheating on your wife Belno like thatYou monster
>>556856680I always knew keibafags were freaks
>>556856341I've lost too much porn over the years from links going dead to be anti-archiving
>>556856552Hopefully in the sense that the scum dies and the dedicated /uma/ bros are the only ones remaining
Weiii
post keiba kino instea of keiba cringe you stupid faggots
>>556856680Reading this shit out loud to myself for the first time had me genuinely tearing up, imagine being the retard that cried laughing over a horse rape post
>>556856881sex curren chan
>>556856542
>>556853051>0 SSR Riko>mlb R Rikoiinaa....meanwhile I have 0 Riko's of any type, and this is after 300 supoka rolls, 100 on her banner and 200 on kita afterwards. Truly abysmal luck I've had
>>556856680>he wouldn't kick or fuss over it I'm sure, just take it lovingly because he's a gentle horsehe doesn't know about the rectal thermometer incident.
cute NTR
>>556857058thats rough buddyhey at least you wont need her in a month anymore
>>556856710Why did they go with that name instead of calling her Twin Bee when that's clearly the horse she's based on? Owner being an asshole about it?
>>556853051>Only works on the SSR version thoughworks on R Riko too
>>556856576Oh I didn't realize she's basically already white in game. I thought she only started turning full white after retirement
>>556853414how many SR's are there? I feel like this is necessary information otherwise your "determination" might be bullshit
>>556854095how many free rolls do we get on the Guts Vega banner? is it really 100? doubt it. Either way, while yes I do have 2 gold crystals, there's no way I'm lucky enough to pull 3 copies of Guts Vega in 100 rolls.
>>556857168why is her chest so big and rude?
>>556857215There will be 39 at the time of the banner. 3 will be on rate-up.
>>556857203She actually does get whiter over timeThe first image I posted is her at 9YO, This is how the game presents her when she is actively racing
Guts Vega and guts decks in MANT are the true gaslight
>>556856341>I miss 4chan guysThis is how I know you're a post-/rs/ getting nuked fag
Who would have known spending your entire carats on the all uma banner would deplete your will to play and make it easier to uninstall.Bye bros the threads have been pretty fun despite the constant baiting here and there.My last roll. 7 and your next roll will be a guaranteed SSR
?
>>556856375>constantly goes on trips that last for months, never calls, never says when she’s coming back, and is just completely unpredictable>has the audacity to call out her trainer when he finds someone else
I've been up 48 hours due to unrelated shit... Once the event is over, there'll be a collection period, right...? I got what I needed, but I don't have it in me to finish reading through the event's story until I sleep... Do I have to do it right now, or will it wait for me? :(
>>556857650see you tomorrow
>>556857650bye, see you tomorrow
>>556857650All uma was a scam after all6 freaking 3* in over 400 pulls
>>556857652He didn't talk about the fact that if there's more than 2 front in the room she becomes useless
>>556857650>lucklet
>>556857573I agree to this settlement and will pretend I don't know what /rs/ is.
>>556857650Ok bye
>>556857716I assume you miss the card from the story if you don't finish the story now
>>556857145Anon y'know people have to put their arms up horse butts for medical reasons right?
>>556857786why would you pull 400 times
>>556857694Follow her you fucking faggot. You're the only one who can even find her, to the point where people ask you to find her for them. You have a bond, you don't just throw it away because she decides to leave on a trip.
Curren is a slutA SLUT!
>>556857716Just skip through the story, it takes 30 seconds, read it lateryou don't want to miss out on the card, the one's actually good, if anons were uncharacteristically telling the truth.
>>556857650The best part is that you were warned.Just like anons got warned to NOT pull for Fuku yet they did and are now asking for advice on what to do since it backfired on them.Anons will willingly choose being retarded because they believe they have godly luck.
>>556857786Yeah, bad luck. Hopefully you enjoy your next game.
Will this Fuji get me to A finals? I can't be bothered to make aces for CMs anymore.
>>556857716Just skip through the story to collect the carats and card, you can view the story when it appears in the extras menu in the story tab
>>556858096>I can't be bothered to make aces for CMs anymore.you should've stopped 2 weeks ago also yes, the bar for A finals is incredibly low
>>556857650>pulled on alt account>got 5 umas I don't have on my main, can enjoy their stories now, main account safe from impulse spending>still don't have taiki or maruzensky on any
>>556857931Falco...
>>556858128why are ntrfags like this...?
what's that fucking jet set radio looking game where they modded the umas to skateboard
>>556857502Oh neat, that's a very cool detail for them to include like that. I assume it's the same then for the other grey horses as well. Thanks for explaining, anon!
>>556858096>groundwork pace enjoy autolosing to fronts but otherwise fine
>>556858128low quality porn for a low quality uma
>>556857786you dumb nigger, we TOLD YOU>only pull if there's an oshi pick you desperately want>only pull if you have <9 3* umas>only pull if you're fine ONLY getting one uma and that's the one you're sparking>only pull if dropping 30k won't fuck you over laterAND YOU FAGGOTS IGNORED THIS REASONABLE HELPFUL GUIDELINES AND JUST SPAMMED 10-PULLS LIKE RETARDED FAGGOTSYOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET WHICH IS NOTHING GRAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU STUPID FOOLS
>>556854758strongest and biggest thumbs on the planet
>>556858096Looks okay. Wit is low.
>>556858128awooga!
>>556858217Does /uma/ still think groundwork pace is solely for pace promotion?
>>556858186>you should've stopped 2 weeks agoThis is the second ace attempt I've done for this CM. The first one was a Turf S, Sprint S Fuji but her stats were complete shit.>>556858217>>556858291Nice, thanks. Yeah I was running 3 wit cards but they never wanted to stack up on wit.
>>556858080Not him but I pulled on the all spark with the intent of bricking my account so I can finally quit but instead game gave nice rolls so I'm stuck in here until I seriously burn out
>>556858192That was obviously a false flag, and you fell for it. There is literally one Topro fan in the whole thread, and it is me, anyone else you can tell they are fake and malicious faggots because they call her NTRAnyone who calls her that is a disingenous nigger
>>556858252I have <9 3* umas and am not pulling because I am too scared to spend my carats...
>>556858418bwo you don't need to give an statement it makes you look like a reddit avatarfag
>>556857650>Fukuposter>RetardTwo sides of the same coin I suppose
>>556858374enjoy your pdm
>>556858506And you did the right thing, anon.
>>556858520>it makes you look like a reddit avatarfagI had no idea reddit had avatarfags, but you would know that of course
>>556857931Who am I to tell my OF wife she can't fuck with other breeding stallions?
2billion chiyo guy has not given his thoughts on the gif
>>556858506It's a calculated risk. I got 9 3* umas, 3 of whom were dupes, plus the spark (Red Maruzensk - I've wanted her since July and now I have her). But I got very lucky, I had 60k carats, and I've planned my spending for the entire year already, pic related. F2p's can't afford to not strategize their pulls.
Obscure questionAnyone listen to uma music on Spotify with android auto? Does it do this shit where it loads up every artist name and them you can't scroll through the Playlist?
>>556858721>tail 'round or close to legyes
>>556858532she wouldnt say this...
>>556858786maybe /g/ or /o/ can help
>>556858641her tits don't look like that, if you're gonna simp for a giant whore at least respect her (smaller) tit size
>>556855026She really is. I got spooked by a christmas miracle on a random 10 pull I did for the fuck of it (was depressed by scorpio), and honestly, I already had OGuri, but somehow her costume made me see her in a whole new light. It's just really good. This racer savant really is really cute...
Can we somehow ruin Curren's reputation some more?
>>556858931not really, isn't it already in the gutter?
>>556857650I wish I could make fun of you but here I am
>>556857650See ya tomorrow Fuku bro. You can save now to have enough carats for the better banners later this year. Also check this 7
>>556858931ANNA ANON MADE UMA PORN?
>Play Oguri Fat>6 gorillion mood downsrun down the shitter
>>556858786@umagrok find this anon's exact location
>>556858931
if botting gets banned how many /uma/ clubs are disbanding or at least deranking? how many anons quit?
time to spin the doto
>>556859323they wonteveryone's disbandingeveryone's quitting
>>556858216From what I checked it works in two ways when it comes to timing/how much whiter it gets1. a historical horse will have their coat turn white the same way it happened IRL2. a non-historical horse will have it randomisedIt could also be genetic for non-historical horses, but I lack the number of grays to make sure (my only active gray horse is a grandson of Oguri, There is a couple of foals by Kurofune, but they are not active yet. The three foals Chrono had to date are all black even though the sire for all three is a chestnut - Digitan)
>>556858786>PXL_I know who you are. How was the flight?Doubt anyone here can help with that here tho. Sounds like the unusual "they didn't think of that" moment, considering how rare long ass artist listings like this here are.
>>556859030falconbros she looks so fucking adorable here, #LookAtCurren laying down in the water... is it over for us?
>>556859030whats the lore on the curren pige
just heard about the "skip smaru and get her with 1.5 anni selector" gaslightkinda makes sense actually
>>556858630thanks maruzensky
>>556859310What's the obsession with younger artists to imitate the aesthetics but not the other limitations that gave retro games their charm? At least that example is better than those shit sticks that tried to pass as "retro inspired" during the mid 2010s
>>556859425>they wontwhy not
Stop sexualizing the horses
>>556859323You’re already seeing the anons quitting
>>556859632I didn't Skip SMaru to get her with a selectorI skipped SMaru because I hate front runners
>>556859712>yuriignored
>>556859807smaru card i mean
>smaruBut her hot rod skin is better? as uma and sex symbol
>>556859712>yuri
>>556859712What's this Chiyo yuri shit all about, I don't much care for dogs, also imagine being this much of a faggot, but I digress
My club's been kinda dead ever since Sprint CM. Just what the fuck did sprint do that killed players' mood to play? Longslop was hated but everyone's pretty vocal about it
>>556859860SorryI won't skip SMaru to get her with a selectorI'll skip SMaru because I hate front runners>>556859893>as umaHot rod is literally useless and SMaru used to be cancer. Cue the triple Xoguri+Vbourbon+Smaru CMs
>seabrown comes to (You) farm with a /v/ tier discord screenshot>gets repliesBased retards.
>>556859948aoharu is SHIT and it needs to DIEcyjews post some actual career pls
>>556859948people finished their aces early since it's really easy to do in sprint. now they have nothing to do so they're just touching grass
>>556859948Just nothing to look forward to. It’s deliberate.
>>556858780>Hokko TarumaeKinda based though
>>556859893Maruzensky isn't sexy
>>556859948Aces are ready + we don't know if it's worth building ANYTHING for next CM because they might release MANT right before CM and that one will render every prior effort worthlessSo it's a Limbo of login, do dailies, log off
>>556859712>It almost happened with seiun sky/air shakur back in 2021what
[IMPORTANT NEWS]
>>556860182I need a taste of Manhattan Cafe au lait
>>556860371>>556860292buy an ad
>agnes speed
Isn't a bit too early to be brown hours, and on a Monday too
>>556859460It was good, flight attendant called mambo cuteJust waiting to pick up some friends at LAX now
>>556860292>>556860371Nice reddit
>>556860292>>556860371ts is not being read in 2026
wish I got this luck when it matters
>>556860184Oh nyo a new scenario right before a CM i'm gonna shit and piss myself!!! Like it changed anything last time it happened
>>556860456i like narita speed better
>>556860164Rickey is the meta dirter, don't care, Hokko has thoroughly captured me.
Oguri Crap
>>556860298some retarded nips kept pestering Seiun Sky's owner with guro shit. That said, nips, especially the rich ones, don't give a flying fuck about what xitter lesbians do so the two situations aren't really similar at all
>>556860475Good stuff, glad to hear everything went well. Were you the jap lad with the mom, too, or was that someone else?
>>556858252I actually thought of pulling it since I thought my roster was kinda lacking but /uma/ convinced me not to and just pray for spooks and grind Daily Legend Races
>>556860524
>>556858931Where's the Curren armpit gif?
This thread has a severe lack of Mayano Top Gun
>>556860713That's me yeah, but I'm white American
>>556859893OGMaru is hotter but not stronger except in fringe cases
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I CAN PLAY UMA GLOBAL WITHOUT A FUCKING DOGSHIT VPN AGAIN I'M FREEEEEEEEE
>>556860847>That's me yeahThought as much. Well, hope the trip was enjoyable for the both of you then, Pixel anon. Thanks for the random race footage as well.>but I'm white AmericanDidn't meant it that way, excuse the odd phrasing. "The anon in Japan" would've been better, I suppose. Anyway, Uma Musume.
>>556860786there was some anon making great strides in the field of AI generated Mayano Top Gun porn a couple months back, I wonder whatever happened to him
>>556860724you sound like you weren't desperate for a particular uma, in which case you made the right choice. I'm super glad I made the choice I did, because SMaru spooked me and I sparked Red Maru. I went from being a Maru-free barn to Max Maru's overnight. Now I'm just waiting on Seiun Sky, Narita Brian, and Mejiro Dober. If those three spook me on VBourbon's banner in two weeks I'm going to lose my shit
>>556860524>Like it changed anything last time it happenedI won my Platinum by doing that. I tested the new scenario using the 3 borrows and the spirit bursts gave me everything I needed so I accidentally made an ace
>>556861028Keiba is coolI had tickets to the G3 this last Sunday but it got canceled cause of snow. I'm back for March and April so I'll try and get some more race footage them. Horses are so fucking cool, and cute.
Gold City spooked me while sparking the all-uma banner, and now I desperately want to run her for AquariusI have a thing for seeing gyarus covered in mud
how to overcome the sweet allure of death
>>556861303>>556861303>>556861303
>>556861256Animu tiddies
>>556858815yeah i love those details
