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Chiyo a cute!https://x.com/i/status/2021536885685047466
Rickey!
>>557066113Is she dog enough to eat chocolate and don't die?
this thread will surely be better
I burnt out
>>557066227Uma tails are fascinating.
Digitan LOVE
>>557066489Mant will restore your will to play.
>>557060389love her pink tomboy ass
Holy fuck. How?
>>557066543Princess Punch
>>557066619maruzensky is a literal cheat code for careers
>>557066495>air shakur fanBASED AGNES
>>557066227This is rape
>>557066194fpbp
>>557066619we bacchiguu
Sorry bros I think I'm no longer having fun with the game. It's so painfully bothersome and frustrating to do parent careers with how much RNG the game has with sparks. Danchou I'll message in the club chat and feel free to kick me or if you don't mind botting I can run my sweepy nonstop until I get banned.
we all thought longslop would kill this general, but then the sprint nation attacked...
>>557066876Mambro...
>>557066876ok bye
Oh yeah, Guts Bakushin will come with guaranteed Groundwork so making fronts in MANT will be much easier at least
Okay but I really really love Stego.
>>557066943not really, sprint is random means anyone can winmeanwhile the upcoming dirt will have alot of power gap between people running more SSR cards. and everyone is using falcon, digital, taiki
we haven't gotten carat gibs for over 3 months now Cygames HATES us
>>557066876Don't care desu.
>>557066454this is what Falco does after killing 8 pace pasas
>>557066876I stopped having fun a long time ago, I'm just waiting for the right moment to hand off the danchou torch
she doesn't know she's glue
>>557067462The big one is my wife and the others our daughters
>>557067187but /uma/ is dead right now and the dirt cm is like a month away
>>557067484That's a lot of minis.
>>557067649>>557067649>>557067649>>557067649
>>557067617no one wants to grind parents and aces for dirt
Why are we dead? Chiyono is today!
>>557060389yeah running her cm9. She even wins sometimes
>>557066876But Machitan arrives in 2 weeks to save the game...
aaaieeeeee tazuna save me!!
Good thing wit yeppers spooked me 3x while pulling Natie…
>>5570676498, someday i'll sure hit 10 or my head on something and umas will never see me again
>>557067884She sure is cute...
According to the tier list Chiyo is a lesbian without any interest in male trainer
>>557067865Tourists dropped dead
Are there going to be regular events that consume RP from now on or just the Racing Carnival? I would like to burn off maybe half my carrot jellies on either the carnival or the double present event unless I would regret not having them in a few months.
we're nothing without the jp bwos, these threads will go way faster in 3-4 hours when they wake up, trust
>be somewhat alcoholic but not that bad>have bad work shift>drink after shift>wake up today (day off)>no memory>start uma>70k carats gone>lb3 needle ladyIs my account just gigafucked now or is there any hope i can message cygames support and explain i was drunk?
>>557068301Ogurin is cute
>>557068310anon...
I accidentally all over the floor...
Will Chiyo be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Ardan. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?
>>557068310
>>557068301Ogurin is FAT and UGLY
brown hours...
>>557068310it was mei hacked your account
>>557068310show her
>>557068507Dont say that...
MY CLUB IS DYING DANCHOU IS GOING TO LEAVE 2 PEOPLE ALREADY LEFT THIS WEEK
eurojeet hours are the worst
>brownbotters>yuritroonsnice general, globaltards
>>557066113sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>557068623Goldshippu is a pretty horse
>>557068149But the toraina can be a woman... so all umas that are romantically interested are bisexual.
>>557068715At least you're still here ass sniffer, I thought you'd be stopped by now but I was wrong
>40 days of year of the horse pass by>game diesseems legit
you all started opsting just now after not posting for like 1 hour
so what other gacha are we moving to once uma hits EoS with MANT? sprint slop already made a lot of players quit
>>557068310lmao
>>557068720Reminder that Gold Ship intentionally debuffs herself by wearing that stupid hat, because if she lets her hair down she just looks like a prettier, taller, bustier McQueen, and she doesn't want to show up her friend.
UmaJP lost 60-70% of the initial players on both MANT and Grandlive. This is the last hurrah for most players of Uma Global before they quit.
Taiki is dripping balls again
>>557066876At least don’t run Sweepy nonstop
good, I want a comfy thread like /umaJP/
>>557068784Year of the horse starts next week though
>>557068971What exactly makes MANT so bad?
Is now a good time to quit? I haven't won a single plat CM yet, not a single S rank uma and my only mlb SSR is kitasan.
King Halo dreaming about her kingdomKing Halo's kingdom being sieged by Seiun Sky's massive armyKing Halo's kingdom getting absolutely destroyedKing Halo being executed in a public plaza
>>557067865>pulling before big must-have trackblazer meta banner
I managed to get my TT team up to where I can face an S-ranked team with the top option every time and now I've been getting a new score record everyday. I'm guessing everyone is just witmaxxing at the top
Merge soon!
>>557068971if so many people left then how is the game still alive in Japan today?
>>557068310I really don't think they'll care, bro. They won't charge you for trying, though.
>>557068798Your fault
I quit Uma because I fucking hate having to hoard pulls cause the kike devs don't want pity to carry over and it'll probably be the same with this game regardless of whether or not I end up liking it after this early part of the game. Sad.
>>557069103Punching Seiun Sky in the cunt repeatedly
>>557069073it was more about the problems bad balancing created rather than MANT itself but the later gets all the blame
>dead thread>actual brown ai slop company that you support by playing this >public completely turning on the game at a mainstream level>blue archive director dabbing on us>still the same thread personalities trying to act holier-than-thouConsidering my brother just quit good time for a break. Try to be nicer to players asking questions in the future /uma/, cya again at some point
>>557069073runs are longer because of constant race and shop menu loading
>>557069073careers are an hour long and requires lots of clicking and loading because japs are dogshit at UI design. MANT goals replace story goals so there's less story. even more fucking RNG with shop refreshes and running like 40 races a career at awful mood so you're going to be burning hundreds of clocks on RNG losses.
I hope that everyone who pulls Chiyo shits themselves in their sleep.
>>557066227
>>557066876there's the door
>>557069352Your bot’s malfunctioning. This is just a copy and paste of an old message someone posted.
>>557069306Oh. I don't play in any of the cups because the rewards are mediocre so I guess those gripes are irrelevant to me then.
>need a mile pink on ryan so I can use Gold Ship for CM10>1* late>1* late>2* medium>1* latehaving to waste 30 minutes of my life just for a chance to get fucked by the spark lottery is genuinely garbage. this system is designed purely to waste your fucking time.
>>557068971source for this? assuming that's real, what's wrong with grandlive. and did people come back in the scenarios after that?
>>557069478Eww. Harikitteigo the fuck away, foul pitslut.
Falcobros...
>>557068780I have been busy so sometimes I'll miss the chance to post it towards the start of the thread, but my urge to sniff butts will remain eternal.
>>557069161Uma was by far the biggest gacha in Japan before MANT, so they were able to tank it. Global on the otherhand。。。
>>557066435chocolate is poisonous to both dogs and horses
>>557069478I could never date my precious trainee. She’s like a daughter to me.
>>557066876>It's so painfully bothersome and frustrating to do parent careersWhich is why I only do ace runs
>>557068310"not that bad"anon you were blackout drunk. that's pretty bad
>>557069641How the fuck does Vodka sleep in the same room as this without raping it every night?
>>557069372How often do you need to check the shop?
>>557069818Is not hard when you are not gay
Am I finally a cool kid?
>>557069837constantlyThe only time you wouldn't is when you don't have the currency to buy anything useful
>>557069917It would be the opposite of gay to rape that
literally just bot your parent runs and do your ace runs manuallyit’s that easy
>>557069818it's consensual
>>557069975If you are a male
Is this a coordinated browntoid raid? Why so much doom posting
>>557067649a lot of minis.... imagine
>>557069917>not gayHave you seen Vodka? She looks like she'd die of thirst without having another uma's thighs wrapped around her head three meals a day.
>>557069992I don't want to brick my account using a bot
WHERE IS THE LAST ONESTUPID DOG
>>557070135No, that's you projecting yourself on her
>>557067193amnesia-kun...
Is this real?
>>557066876You wouldn't have survived MANT anyway, I'll be enjoying your umawives while you are gone. Bye.
>>557070079they are just bored, they can't comprehend that a thread could have less than 5 posts a minute
>>557070179I've seen the movie and I still don't get this pairing, it's just a one-sided hatred. Even Cafe has more chemistry with Tachyon and she already has an imaginary girlfriend.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557069620on jp release it was the first scenario with more than 1200 stat, but the overstat was not /2 like it is now but something like /8actually looking into mechanics yourself and not diving headfirst in japs ass it's if unity and mant had a baby, you have to train a lot and there's a random song shop that wants to fuck with you
>>557069680hope you can add more desired asses to your butt collection someday
>>557070079I think anons just need to accept reality that the hype in Global ran its course. Honeymoon period is over.Alot of people really dislike the stinginess, lack of carryover pity and extremely support card focused this game for it to be playable
>>557068310>Not that bad
>>557070361Shipfags are mentally ill people with lack of love in their lifes
>>557070420Maruzensky isn't that well equipped. But she should be.
>>557070225Why yes, I would relish some uma cunt to eat, thank you. Thing is Vodka would too because she's by far the dykiest uma ever designed.
>>557069570Dude? There's like 1 second of late-race corner and you're going to be 9th place on it.
>>557070567Again, that's just you projecting on her
>>557070546Excuse you?
ojisan game
>>557070369Danchud is a whore and will cosplay if anyone joins
>>557070079Too many schizos to keep track of.
MANT will revive global, but grand live will save it
How did this thread turn to shit so quickly? I understand why /v/ma posters don't want to post here, their thread is always comfy
>>557069103King Halo being seized by Seiun Sky.
Can we skip MANTI dont want to play MANTGive us URA and Unity buffs instead as alternative
>>557070685Again, you're simply avoiding using your eyes.
>>557070938>their discord is always comfysure fag
>>557070938You shouldn't come here when spics are shitting the thread, come back in 4-5 hours
>>557070938we have at least one dedicated shitposter that reposts the same 4-5 posts
>>557070938it's slower due to MANT being on the horizon and the next CMs being rather comfy. Add to that that gachagame discords have this weird complex about going to other game's threads to call the game dead to feel superior somehow.
>>557071046>discordCan you take the meekfag with you?
>>557070923Grand Live killed JPAlot of whales quit
>>557071028There is nothing wrong in projecting yourself
>>557070938All that's left here is schizoposting, hornyposting, and edgeposting. My club chat is better than this thread now.
>He took the /v/ thread war bait>Again
>>557071196>Alot of whales quitexplain further
>>557070938i always report /v/ma threads
>>557069096I have a 2LB Kita but I have no S umas. I luckshitted one platNever give up
>>557070425Looks like average b+ club numbers
>>557071268>no horny postingThen what's the point?
>>557071196Wasn't that just a bug?
>>557071476bobo my beloved
>>557071579not interested in edging and gooning with you faggots
>>557071680Donkey Musume
Maybe you guys should talk about Chiyo instead of homosexual delusions.
>>557071640WHY NOT
WUEEEHHH NANI???!!
>>557071729I just tried to help the projectingfag
sirius sex
>>557071729I want to roll on her but considering that she is a lesbian I cannot
>>557071729She looks like she fucks Lamborghini owners.
I'm borrowing SSR Riko, but I have a R Riko of my own.I have Falco 0LB, should I borrow her MLB and use R Riko instead of borrowing the SSR? Falco's card is so dogshit even at MLB that I can't decide. Maybe the stamina bonus of the MLB Falco will help me cope with only R Riko...I don't have groundwork sparks btw.
>>557071640At least go on a date with me before saying no.
>>557071640>he doesn't want to JO with his bwosGay
something something doomfag always shows up with the same yurinigger something something
I'm still in zen modenot rolling shit until I have 30k again
HOW DO APTITUDE SPARKS WORKWHY DO SINGULAR ONES SOMETIMES GIVE +1 LETTER AND SOMETIMES +2
>>557071964>I don't have groundwork sparks btw.that's your problemuse falco to make groundwork parents and then usually don't use her on acesshe is a bit more palatable for CM10 because you actually need some stamina though and frankly you could probably get rid of riko entirely
>>557072052No surprise, he even use the same posts every thread
I have 30.9K carats
>>557072214Happy Meek doesn't like poor fags.
>>557072098Your grandparents affect the aptitude too.
I have 67k
>>557070420I will have to think of a good way to describe her butt smell and a situation, but I plan to add her to the list soon...
I honestly think the director is the cutest character in this game. She's cuter than any uma easily.
>>557072290hag
>>557069096>my only mlb SSR is kitasan.same, my aces are usually around 13k rating. Curren for cm9 was 200 points short of taking away my S virginity and I haven't updated my tt team in a month.Free pulls helped a lot, I should be able to mlb more key SRs with topro free pulls.I'm happy with my umas and my cards are alright, I should be ready for MANT
>>557072052You’ve got some things backwards, but good effort.
>>5570720981-3 stars = 1 letter4-6 stars = 2 letters7-9 stars = 3 letters10+ stars = 4 letters
>>557070654the >umalator says it will work finewhat would you use instead? I'm going to have spurt and furious feat
>>557072347But anon she IS an uma
AAAIIIIEEEEE I accidentally borrowed Kita instead of Fine Taiki is going to be stupid, bricked run
>>557072347>the petite and eccentric
>>557072123>use falco to make groundwork parentsLet me correct myself, I have a groundwork setup but I can't use it for this build (it's a front pasa for cm10, it would be a waste of time to make groundwork parents for that build that requires 10 front sparks, 1+ dirt and 1+mile)>get rid of RikoI guess I could borrow Falco with the stamina bonus and use a guts card, or a power card with stamina bonus to replace the need of Riko... Sounds better 2bh.
She's perfectMy heckin daughterino
>>557072290I can confirm that Maruzensky smells of vintage lavender perfume, tiramisu, and expensive petrol for a V12 engine.
>>557072409Umalator doesn't account for the positioning in actual races, retardbro
>>557072596The cutest indeed
I’ve been playing umamusume for nearly two months and quite enjoyed the game, the characters are cute, I’m learning more horse lore than I would like to admit, and overall it’s a great game.But it’s far too grindy for more my liking, I’m not getting the support cards I need to even have competitive Uma build properly. My career runs are consistent, but never all that great or powerful, my sparks are consistently terrible that my legacy are always in poor performance.Not only that, because I live in a SEA country, every daily reset is at 11pm, I have been sleeping late just to complete the dailies, and I need to work from 9am-6pm.Hell, my pulls haven’t even been all that amazing either, and I was even tempted to spend money than I would have even been.I’m tired, burnt out from this game, it’s unhealthy and self-destructive for me, which is why, with a heavy heart, I need to stop before it gets out of my own control.
>>557072596She is not your daughter, Anon. You use her to make a daughter.
>>557072356And that's a good thing!>>557072610Such a sophisticated mix of smells. As expected of a mature lady.
>>557072596>>557072662Curren exists
Urara is NOT sexy
>>557072745I'm afraid Urara is the cutest uma ever. There is no contest.
>>557072664
>>557072582just make sure you have at least one scenario link card (or pal card) to make up for not having riko
>>557072773
>>557072290new car smell butt? high end leather smelling?
>>557072647>it's physically impossible to be in the correct position>doesn't propose any alternative inherit that will work betterok bwoyou forgot your oguri image
>>557072837>even redditors(the biggest slurpers) are quittinggrim
>>557072812you would make a great parent for a kid with down's
>>557072745Curren is a slut, she's only for plapping and dumping
>>557072254>>557072394i'm talking about the ones that trigger during the run, it was one singular 3* and BOOM C -> Ahad this twice already, but the first time was months ago when i was training curren for open long cm and just two long sparks in one inspo did C -> S
>>557072714She's adorable in her own tired way. Just a sweet old lady that does her best and succeeds.
>>557072906>4mo ago
Now that I'm a bit familiar with the umalator I'm going to go through required stamina for various distances. I'm lazy so I'm not using images, but anyone can replicate the data I claim here. I'll be using front runners since they seem to use the most stamina now, and Firm conditions. I am not considering the effect of debuffers. Afterwards I'll compare with pacers/lates/ends and post those results if they're markedly different.>statline: Red Maruzensky, 1200/xxxx/800/400/600Sprint, Hanshin 1200m>350 stamina, 99.8% survival, 98.6% spurt>450 stamina, 99.8% survival, 98.4% spurtMile, Hanshin 1600>600 stam, 99.4% survival, 92% spurt>650 stam, 99.4% survival, 94.4% spurt>700 stam, 99.8% survival, 97.6% spurtMedium, Hanshin 2000>700 stam, 99.2% survival, 82.4% spurt>750 stam, 99.6% survival, 92.6% spurt>700 stam + 1 gold, 100% survival, 95.8% spurtMedium, Hanshin 2200>700 stam + 1 gold, 100% survival, 88% spurt>750 stam + 1 gold, 100% survival, 93.4% spurtMedium, Hanshin 2400>850 stam + 1 gold, 98.6% survival, 81.2% spurt>900 stam + 1 gold, 99% survival, 82.6% spurt>900 stam + 2 golds, 99.8% survival, 96.6% spurtLong, Nakayama 2500>900 stam + 2 golds, 97.2% survival, 94.8% spurtLong, Hanshin 3000m>900 stam + 2 golds, 99.8% survival, 60.6% spurt>1000 stam + 1 gold, 100% survival, 61.2% spurt>1000 stam + 2 golds, 100% survival, 82.2% spurtLong, Kyoto 3200m>1000 stam + 2 golds, 86.4% survival, 39.6% spurt>1100 stam + 2 golds, 92.6% survival, 46.4% spurt>1100 stam + 3 golds, 99% survival, 68.2% spurt>1200 stam + 3 golds, 99.6% survival, 83.6% spurt
We have the gate draw for Saudi Cup
>>557072845thanks anon, deck looks really bad but I hope it holds up
>>557073098>mudslime raceno thanks
>>557073098rigged
>>557072269not pulling till Inari btw
>>557070425Stop shaming some random B+ club dude
>>557073245i would use fuku wit over rice powertechnically you don't absolutely need a scenario link card but you'll have to go hard on the early unity trainings to make up for it
>>557073245You have 5 SSR chains.
>>557073392that's why it looks bad, will try with fuku next run as >>557073379 suggests if this one is too much for events I'd hate to gamble on bourbon never finishing her chain
>>557072965Apparently a 3* can double dump according to another anon's eye witness. Anything less than that can only single bump.
>>557072269
anyone have a screenshot of the commit where oofmatoes ran't about Eden and stuff? I really need to see that, but his git is down T.T
>>557073759Wei a cute
>>557072965WAIT i have an actual fucking gay ass retard theoryboth times it was gold inspo, what if gold inspo doubles the spark outcome?deboonk me with the gaslight doc or some common sense>>557073593so it just happens and noone knows how and why? not even the jpfags?
>>557073002There ia more to survivability to derive how much stam is required . Some tracks also have hidden stat checks that boost your performance.
>>557072967Yeah, I love how she finds her motivation to keep running by inspiring the next generation and for the love of the game. It's not too often I see the PoV of a 'veteran' uma, so her career was very touching.She also has a very lovely smile!>>557072863I like those. I'll mix together these suggestions and figure out, thank you!
What do I do now?
I was really enjoying Suzuka's main story lots of Spechan scenes and she even became a team member yay until tachshit showed up and ruined everythingWhy is she even in Suzuka's final race anyway when they could've inserted Spechan or Groove/Fuku or even El, literally anyone that has an actual connection to SuzukaMain chapter stories so far:Dahby > Suzuka > Rice > McQueen >>>dogshit>>> Brian
I flat lined yesterday
>>557073970Because Tachy is the other POTENTIAL horse that died too early
>>557073991Keep on soldiering on
>>557073804Try checking your spark list if it was a 3 star pink that fired or you got any extra glowing pinks career profile > sparks
>>557073970both Suzuka and Tachyon ended their careers because of injury, just Suzuka's was fatal
how many years do i have to wait until the first heterosexual uma releases?
>>557073956Breeding duty for Sweepy
>Even Mambo is imploding because of MANT
>>557073956Feed her vegetables
>>557073598Soon..
>>557074113nope, it's just one 3*
>>557073956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2PD-dwsIw
do you think we are getting valentines events on the 14th ingame?
>>557074347Isn't this panel before Tama jobbed to a third-rate american horse?
>>557074215Helios>rejects torena>is stallion>lusts after mare
>>557074270We are always imploding
>>557073906Her career is wonderful. By all accounts she should come across as overly perfect, but her writing is so clever that it fixes that. >Wants to inspire the next generation of umamusume with her running>But she’s so impossibly fast that her efforts just end up discouraging and demotivating the young umas she defeatsI love that so much; that conundrum between her good intentions and her undefeated record adds such complexity to what would otherwise have been a very straightforward character.
>>557074525i want the chocolate cutscene
>>557073804>>557074504You can double roll on a high rollhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>557074510I just did 8 fan runs on top of updating a few of my TT uma, I might have pick up a hobby
>>557074510man that episode is so damn great, wish the same could be said about WoW these days
>>557074347Tama would know a lot about the cheap and poor
>>557071196>a lot of whales quit I'm still here, I don't care what others do
>>557074636Were those even in game the first time valentines came to JP? I think they were added later, but I am not sure
>>557074743Looks like we'll just have to have more sex!
>>557074764Start going to the gym and do your fan runs while running
>>557074801Tell me there’s an edit where that plushie comes back down and hits somebody.
>>557073002so with the stats inflation, especially guts in upcoming scenarios as well as low amount of long CMs. are stamina card mostly for team trials instead?
hag on my face
>>557075008Which hag?
>>557074860You’ll only make her sad anon.
>>557074270mambopill me. has new drama happened other than the great betrayal?
>>557074761one spark is real...
give it to me straight, is my account bricked?I haven't played in over a week because I got so fucking mad. 0 Fuku's in 400 pulls. Less than 5% chance of that happening. down from 70k carats to 20k. Like 4-5 months of time and effort with literally nothing to show for it. All dozens of runs to get the perfect uma to win A finals for a difference of 600 carats between first and second seem like the worst wasted time in the worldI'm a low spender but I'm not even going to be able to compete against f2ps.I love the game but seriously considering dropping it, I'm actually sad about it which makes me feel like a fucking loser for being this upset about a videogame. If you can't tell this is my first gacha.
>>557074954Yes. Google 'umamusume inflation’ to find out more.
>>557075197>but seriously considering dropping itdo it
>>557074040tachyon isn't a POTENTIAL horse, she's in the fraud category since the only way people scale her prowess is by scaling her what-if successes (nonsense) to pokke and cafe's success"phantom triple crown" my ass, who's to say she wouldn't pull a shakur and job in every single race after the satsuki sho up until her retirement if she never got injured
>>557075197You can just take it easy and save up until summer/autumn and spark for Tachy/Maru speed
MANT
>>557074850I won't respect you unless you're that one google play plat omegawhale
>>557075197Pulling for cards is a literal scamtake a break and see if you want to come back later.
>>557075362HIS PRONOUNS ARE TRACK/BLAZER!
>>557075310Sounds like limitless potential to me
>>557075197Just stop having a competitive mindset about the game anon, and see if you have fun outside of it. Most gacha have zero multiplayer aspects whatsoever; ask yourself if you’d still be playing this game if the only objective was beating your own high score instead of racing random strangers. Because that’s what I do; just try to make number bigger.
>>557075197Drop it. In JP I hadn't realized how much of a grind and a burden the game had become until I finally quit, even if it was fun for a few weeks.I was retarded and picked it up again for global, and now I'm trapped again.
Akinator doesn't know my horse wife. My day is ruined.
>>557075197>he dooomped on a MANTshit card
>>557075538danchou...
>>557075575I know her, inside and out.
>>557075603I committed 30k on the big banner towards getting her at long last. It was a long wait.
>>557075634Why are you so mean? I have feelings too
>>557075197>20k carats leftYou'll survive.
>>557075197Just take it easy in group B, it's not the end of the world. Any notable off-banner SSRs you got?
>>557075390>Implying your respect has any valueCome on now... In any case I'm not as rich as an omega whale, but I could have been if I invested that money instead of rolling carats
>>557075706good for you torena
>>557075197What the fuck were you thinking, genuinely? Be sure to provide your portfolio when you reply
>>557074614Took the words right out of my mouth. I was curious how they'd handle her career when she had no known 'rivals' or comrades of the same generation, and she was so dominant that it's hard to imagine she had any injures that she was secretly struggling with.The juxtaposition between her running demoralizing younger umas but also dazzling them was handled pretty well. She's just such an amazing racer that they can't help but respect her despite her dominance. I liked that even Rudolf decided to get involved and have a fun race with Maru too, I thought she'd just stay on the sidelines for the whole career up until then..
>>557075197My brother in christ why would you roll on fukishit that's a Whale only card that's only good at mlb you have saved that all for uma banners. Anyways that is beyond brutal and yes you should quit at this point.
>>557075938It’s funny because my very first run with her was my first ever S rank, it’s like the game was congratulating me.
Sorry danchou I really wanna do fan runs again but I'm still too burned out from the sprintslop ace building (I still only have 1 ace) so I'm taking it slow until I'm able to have fun playing again
>>557075197you are only slightly more bricked than you would be if you had put 400 pulls in and got MLB fuku to be honest
>>557075197lol you're stupid as hell man
I farted and I smelled it
How well do you think these Umamusumes are be able to live in high-stress environments?
>>557075197>it's a whale card>bro don't do it>if you roll for this you're retarded>this card is not that good>it dies with MANTAnd then he does it, incredible. Umazing even.
>>557076289you're not special week impostro
>>557076308I am pretty sure at least two of them would kill themselves in a high-stress environment
>>557075197Things will only go up from here. I got buttfucked raw from 600 pulls no Kitasan. I still tread on for the love of the game and then was rewarded with MLB Riko and MLB Fuku in single sparks, it's not really that valuable long term but they are still meta cards
>>557075957I was thinking I had 0 speed cards usable in MANT and my only good RB cards are the two wellfares.>>557076187>only good at MLBexcuse me for thinking I would get it to MLB in 400 fucking pulls which is a 57.8% chance as opposed to 4.9% for 1LB. At least with 3LB I could use a ticket or crystal>>557075832nothing good. no FM or SC. one NN which does me nothing. one Biko which does me nothing. Smart Falcon which I didn't have so I can get groundwork on parents now.
>>557076289You're not fooling anyone Teiobro
>>557076696You should always go in expecting to get literally fucking nothing but the spark. Always set your expectations low.
>>557076696You can use the free ticket, paid ticket, and crystal to MLB Fuku, if you're going to be retarded go all the way.
>>557075197you're bricked because you pulled for fuku at all.
>>557076092Yeah, getting respect from even Rudolf was so cool. It’s funny, an umamusume that’s adored and revered by everyone and canonically wins every race she enters should be Mary Sue material, but she just isn’t. You can’t help but respect the old horse who earned her status through sheer force of will and love for the sport. I wish we got to see more interactions with her, like I wonder if even the more cocky or arrogant umas like Tachyon, TM Opera or King Halo will concede admiration for her, or if Digitan would just disintegrate in her presence. Forgot to mention I also adored her relationship with Tazuna, and how it’s hinted that Maruzensky knows her secret. It makes sense since she’s the only uma who’s been in the scene long enough to remember Tokino Minoru.
>>557076786Why won't Gold City come to me? I've been a good boy all year
impulse rolling is the biggest killer in any cygames gacha, people simply can't wait for important stuff because they're used to wasting all their currency in every new banner thanks to hoyoslop
>>557074404>Bobo, Ardan, Kita, DiaSo what are the chances I'll luckshit at least 3 with my massive, above average, thick 30k stack?
>>557076864I listened to advice from these threads but okay>haha you got gaslitthey didn't attach a picture of smug oguri, how was I supposed to know
>>557076696>excuse me for thinking I would get it to MLB in 400 fucking pulls which is a 57.8% chance as opposed to 4.9% for 1LBi guaran-fucking-tee you were either told or should have seen other people being told multiple times that you shouldn't pull for fuku unless you got at a bare minimum 2 and more likely 3 free copies
>>557077023Wei? More like WOAH.
>>557077104>I listened to advice from these threadsYou are a liar.This thread hundred of times said how bad of a pull Fuk/NTR were unless you were whaling. The only ones saying you need it were sloptubers (except based witjap)
>>557076696I'm not going to judge you for rolling if you had a bad hand, I would've done the same if I had shit cards too. What does your deck look like out of curiosity? >and my only good RB cards are the two wellfaresThey're pretty good cards over all.
>>557075197If I were you b I'd just quit and just buy one of the chinese accounts with MLB Kitasan + MLB FineMo and start from scratch
>>557077094Impulse is the funnest thing to do though, just like 20-30 rolls on every banner
Why did she do it?
>>557077697Me on the right.
>>557077697Me on the left.
>>557077094I love impulse rolling
>>557072290Sniffing Maruzensky's well-oiled butt after she drives her custom '72 Miura
SHEISREAAAAAL
>>55707709850/50, either you get them or you dont.Your best odds are either praying you get them in like 20-30 rolls or waiting for Diamond's banner and hoping the others spook you because they're not limited
>My nooby casual friend that started on kitasan rerun made thisI'm so proud of him... It's not perfect skill wise, but its good enough considering his shitty cards, those stats are pretty good
>>557078154>582 witmay god help you win pink demon
I don't have even a single ace ready, I only got 1 parent even with the half TP shit, it's ogre
>>557078129Stupid Golshi just hot for no reason.
>>557078154>sub 600 witgwo...
>>557077416MLB Kitasan3LB FineMo (used selector and crystal)1LB SC (luck shit pulled a second copy on first kitasan run)I rerolled a ton at the beginning to get initial FineMo and SCAt this point I'm wondering if Fuku is sunk cost and I should use the 2 selectors and crystals to get finemo to mlb and sc to 3lb
>>557078241let him know to run her pace instead of front I have a feeling he's front running
>>557078360>At this point I'm wondering if Fuku is sunk cost and I should use the 2 selectors and crystals to get finemo to mlb and sc to 3lbYes...
>>557078472Why is the guy black...
>>557078472Well? Post more if you’re gonna go down.
>>557077276I don't know what to tell you man, I'm not digging through the archives. People told me to pull when I asked because they said NTR dies even quicker and its harder to MLB Ayabe than it is to MLB Fuku or NTR because you cannot spark for SRs.
>>557078472
>>557078585all of the porn has that skintone because the artists are indogs
>>557078472She will give birth to the most adorable uma ever.
>>557078472I did this
>>557073906bacchiguu! happy to contribute, butt-sniffer anon. keep on racing
>>557078258>>557078345she may not be sharpest but that's how we roll in b finals
>>557078668what's in-dog?
>>557078393Yeah, he thought he was making front so he didn't buy pace skills...
>>557078708not necessarily, uma genes are something else
>>557078360Well you can at least use selector + 2 crystals (we'll get one full crystal soon) to get fuku mlb...
Haru Urara!
>>557078804Not much, how about you?
>>557078163
>>557079021nothin in me either, haven't eaten all day
I’m pulling the Kitasan banner but only because Mambo is in it
Thoughts on this Falco? Should I have build her for pace instead?
>>557078804My penis.
>>557079119someone get this dude a burger it's late night
>>557079198sauce me bwo im pulling her later today
>>557079160Mambro...
>>557079291you won't pull her if you pull on your dick now
>>557079291Some anon from >>>/vg/uma
sexo bakushin
bratushinwould need correction, if rea
>>557079291look at >>547967839
>triple tiara is supposedly the mettle for the pinnacle of elegance and class of uma musumes>look inside>all batshit insane????
sexo tachyon
>>557079848Bitches be crazy
the only way i survive rolling for supoka is by imagining that the relevant uma is findom draining me. if i dont get her card in 200 pulls it counts as a ruined orgasm and i have to go for another 200.
>>557079848one of inbreeding side effects
>>557079848Elegant madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqnYhe2pwX0umanko cleaning at 2:02
>>557079848Gentildonna is not batshit insane.
>>557075069proving stupid doctors wrong
Barrier draw for the upcoming Saudi Cup G1
>>557080060I'm not watching that.Don't force me to click the video I'm easy to clickbait.Delete your post please.
Invest in mejirocoin, ardan is approaching
>>557079848Hishiama is literally one of the most well adjusted uma musume out there. (Yes, I know the real horse didn't do the triple tiara.)
It wasn't pixelated
if guys were umas in real life but the girls didnt become anime horse girls I would be gay
>>557080252why even bring her up when she's irrelevant to the conversation then
>>557080237Stonks haven't rebound after IPOing with Ryan and Big Mac at the hlm.
alright that's it danchode i warned you that i would leave if you didn't kick the flatline niggers and you didn't listen so now get fucked and go down with the ship faggot you will lose 60 ranks when I leave because I'm the club top earner, no actually I was because I'm already gone bitch I will join Eden where they value my time
How much gayer is the manga gonna be? I assume with a female trainer yuri undertones were expected.
>>557080190
>>557079848>pinnacle of elegance and class is full of batshit insane girlsi see no errors.
>>557080060I'm going to keep it real with youI will not click this video
>>557080425I was replying to a post regarding uma musume, not horses. Please try to keep up.>>557080457Mambro...
>>557079848which side has the most sane umas then
>>557079848
>>557080601Except the original post was about Uma that won triple tiara and were made into Uma Musume, not someone who got an imaginary one.
>>557080653Apapane... never ever....
>>557080757There is nothing in the original post that supports your interpretation.
>>557080653Will we finally get Dope Impact when Kancolleko dies?
Another day of not having Palmer gf
>>557077697my baby in her belly
>>557080653Playable Tacto-chan when? I have 220k carrot sitting for nothing
>>557080953even if, the guy is like 80, with him being rich, unless a sudden fatal sickness strikes him, I expect him to live at least ten more years
>>557080653Contrail when?Apapane when?Liberty Island when?
>>557077697https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>1200 speed 1200 guts suzuka>groundwork online>anytime shart pidgeon is in the lobby they have a spot struggle early race and suzuka losesim getting a sinking feeling that spot struggle is not based off of guts like dueling is and im getting bricked because her wit is only 800...
>>557081224Umamusume will still be going strong in ten years.
>>557081234>Contrail when?this anni, trust me>Apapane when?lollmao>Liberty Island when?This or the next anni reveal, trust me
>>557078182
has the meta really changed that much in only 6 months? because it feels like yesterday when swinging maestro was a must have for any serious medium/long build now everyone is using other gold recoveries
>>557079204
>>557080590Doto would do this
>>557080060who is that? goldship? seemed pretty happy they cleaned her up. also poor teaser chestnut.
>>557081453Like? Maestro is still the best gold recovery. An uma only wouldn't have it if they had an innate gold recovery and the track only needs that one gold.
>>557080529
Almond Eye and Curren Bouquetd'or's trainer, Kuneida Sakae, is retiring soon and commented on Almond Eye recently. Also just a piece of trivia, but the signature equipment for fillies/mares trained by Kuneida is a shadow roll, which is why both Curren Bouquetd’or and Almond Eye wear a white fluffy bow/headdress in uma. They were also stall mates/neighbors irl but aren't roommates in uma surprisinglyhttps://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2021527128752410643
>Year of the horse>Thread slowly dies
>>557080060>tsubakuro has become so thoroughly cemented as gold ship's exclusive wife that she gets first dibs on him at the start of mating seasongood job tabaru
>>557081453the only reason people don't use maestro is because they hunger for min/maxing and building stamina is boring. creek is a boring card. they're bored and want to cook something stupid like gutsmaxxed hyper low stamina builds.
>>557080151
>>557081591Meisho Tsubakuro, Meisho Tabaru's mother (who's sire is Gold Ship)
>>557081453wdym, maestro and gourmand are still the best recoveries
>>557081954
>>557076092Was Maruzensky really that dominant in her generation?
>>557081453>everyone is using other gold recoveriesBecause those umas have their own gold recovery skill.Maestro's still good but you don't need to double up unless you're running like 3000m+ races.
>>557079428>"trust me bro, you don't wanna see it">horrified or laughing reactions>website the link is to is downw-what the fuck was it? futa doesn't even get that reaction
how do I cope with knowing I will never be an umamusume?
>>557082435kig
>>557082435rope
>>557081684
So do front runners just become super busted from here on out? No more free NSM or It's On. Summer Maru card coming up.
>>557082435you can do anything
>>557082326yeah but back then even if the uma had a gold it was like "it's shit use swinging instead" and that gold could only go alongside swinging if the track was really long
>>557082435the fastest we can run ever recorded is 27mph the fastest horse can run 44mphyou can become half an umamusume
>>557080151doctors don't know shit>"erm ackshually you can't have children"yeah no shit, not with THAT attitude
>>557082435Keep it realhttps://youtu.be/pfz0tDQZhqs
Haven't played Taiki for a while, i forgot how BIG and funny she is.I lowkey love this energetic and playful honse
>>557082319Few horses in history can claim to be undefeated.
>>557082653Yeah, "back then" when people said you need 1000 stam + 2 golds on Golshi for a medium.
>>557082580No?>LateDober, Ryan, Wit Natie (if you didn't roll then lol)>EndDober, Ryan, Spurt>PaceHOguri and Taiki, but they get their accels later
>building an optimal taiki parent involves stacking medium sparks at the same time as mile skillsThis feels dirty
>>557082319the biggest thing stopping him from just winning every race was the fact that he was banned from most of them. in the races that he could run in, people started pulling their horses out of races when they found out he'd be there. this got to a point that there were so few horses entering into races against maruzensky that they couldn't even meet the minimum number of horses for the race to be held at all, so the trainer had to enter his own horses just to fill space.
>>557082748insanely based
>>557082917why are japs such little bitches
>>557082580pretty much, all your aces will beVBourbon (sprint)VBourbon (mile)VBourbon (medium)Kitasan (long)Falco (dirt sprint/mile/medium)only umas that can compete are a few pace and the likes of Mayano and Kawakami who have built-in NSM, unless you want to rent the awful yeppers wit support of course
>>557082759never forget our beloved country wife
>>557081691horses? those all are numbers, man, and unless your number is the biggest there's no use in posting it
goodbye groundwork spark farmhello nimble nav spark farm
>>557082407iwara.tv is plagued by stupid videos of girls getting fucked to the beat of shitty music (see >>547968094 and >>547968248) so I'm assuming that's the problem here.t. jacked off to the few decent GF and BA videos there
>>557075197bricked accounts are not a thing. You will be less competitive in PvP because you wasted (sad to say) so many carats on a card that's only good at MLB. Don't do this again. You'll probably borrow Fuku/NTR for MANT, and hopefully you got some decent off-banner SSR's to make the loss less bitter. Save for the next meta cards like Tachyon or SMaru depending on your playstyle, but plan for 90k if you want SSR's. Most of them only become powerful at 3LB/mlb as you know. Your SR deck is plenty strong, I'm sure, you'll be able to hit 75-80 Race Bonus in MANT without too much trouble. So you're not ruined at all.
>>557082319Maru was so strong that other owners pulled their horses from the races if they saw that Maru was running in it (you can see that from the fact that in many of his races the field was only 5 horses)>>557082994Many owners in Europe and the US do the same todaySee too many strong horses -> pull out to not lose on stud value/run in a race that they are sure to win to get the 1st place prize money
>>557066876you can always become a clanker
>>557083053My number's about six inches, yours?
>>557083268I never understood weaving dancing and having sex too, I can understand if it was foreplay but they like doing dancing scene -> sex -> dance.
>>557083353i have two number nines
>>557082917>>557083284She was simply way too ahead of her time.
>>557082148
>>557067462my wife sexo suzuka
>>557077026funny, I just went to an onsen with her after finishing her training for Aquarius. She was one dirty, smelly gyaru.
>>557083497>only umanko and no boystrainer-san is gonna suffer
>>557083020sexy retard slut...
>>557077923>>557071579gonna spurt
>>557079168she looks like she'll gas out if Nice Nature so much as sneezes on her. Excellent statline otherwise, though. Wish I had Falco, I won't have a dedicated dirt uma until Hokko Tarumae in October.
>>557083618Umas don't give birth to boys.It's like Elfin Lied. They only make girls.
>>557083268You don't have to worry, iwara.tv is devoid of videos
wtf...
>>557083748more like straight inside splurt
>>557083882How do I make someone this happy?
>>557083284No wonder Maru is so easy going and happy all the timeWhat other horse can claim to be so fearsome AND STILL undefeated?Sunday Silence is the GOAT in terms of pedigree at least
>>557069730>do ace runs>it becomes a good parent anywayPlaying the game as intended
>>557083882You were only my third choice, but I'm glad you're happy, Neecha.
>>557083948become a trainer
>>557077094People want pity in this game but if Cygames add pity, what will actually happen is more people bricking their accounts because they can't stop impulse rolling. The game is designed so you need to blow all at once on a banner, not roll -> save pity -> roll retardloop.
>>557083948Lose weight, become attractive, completely change your character and start talking to girls.
>>557080390but it was big, Golshi never disappoints>that fade to black>Goldship comes out visibly relaxedfucking lost
>>557083785they do have boys, just not normal girlsan uma will always give birth to an uma or a boy, while a human can have all 3
>>557084119>against pro-player mechanics>shilling pro-business mechanicsYour 2 carats will be deposited in 1 to 3 months
need girlfriend (girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend) wife
>>557082994japan today is stricter about scratching than basically any other racing jurisdiction in the world. contrail got an incredible amount of shit for doing the kind of picking and choosing that most countries wouldn't think twice about.
so fucking fat...
>Check out Chiyono>Can't run milesYep, that's a brick in mant
>>557084251Pity carryover is pro-business.
>>557084251uma base SSR rate is 3%, what's the rate in your favorite hoyo gacha bro
>>557084249Imagine an uma giving birth to twins, a boy and uma.Boy becomes the trainer for his uma sister.And when she wins the finale, they umapyoi
>>557084327Damn what a PITy
>>5570843933% chance means nothing when 90% of SSRs are literal garbage about as useful as an R card.
>>557084639post cock
>>557084317>+100 energy
>>557082917>he was banned from most of thembecause he was born in America/American sire, right?damn I didn't know he was THAT fucking strong. It wouldn't even make for a good anime except a 1 or 2 episode OVA hype train, like S1 episode 7 where Suzuka is dominating the Tenno Sho, but for multiple episodes on end. All I knew about Maruzensky was: hottest uma, Godtier parent, and I wanted her. Bad. Sparked Red Maru and Summer Maru spooked me on the all-uma banner, so I'm busy making more Maru parent winners now. Glad the IRL racehorse was such a fucking chad, explains a lot about her.
>>557084390then it's a win-win. it's not like the lack of pity carryover has stopped people from pulling stupidly so why not make their lives easier
So are low rank clubs just doomed to stay dead? Me and two friends have been trying to play in our own club with randos since launch but we cant get any other players that remain active. Would the situation improve at all if we somehow got to C+, or does every active player flock to B or A clubs anyway?
>>557084698no
>>557082773the gaslight doc's bullshit stamina "requirements" are probably the most effective gaslight global has had. Fuck that guy. I calculated stamina requirements this morning (two parter: how much to survive the race and how much to get 95%+ full spurt) and the answer is nothing like what he said.
>>557084957booo!
>>557084770True, but that's predatory. It takes more carats to MLB a card using pity before the banner than just rolling for the card on the banner. Imagine if people rolled before the first Kitasan banner thinking "I'll just use the pity" when they could just roll on the actual banner.
>>557084676that's a different problemwhen I played genshin all those years ago the entire losing side of the 50/50 poll was terrible, so you got what you wanted or only got garbage because you'll never see another SSR otherwise
>>557082435you can't be an uma musume, but you can run a marathon faster than horse can, if you want to and train.
why are the stamina requirements between 2000 and 2400 so differenti can win hopeful stakes with 90 stamina running as pace but derby is a 5th with 200 as late
>>557085014
cyjews should drop the first 4 stories for the new umamusume 2 hours before they're actually available to scout
>>557084989Remember you need at LEAST 600 stamina for Capricorn to survive any debuffers.
FUCK umas
>>557084895why would anyone actually invested in the game slum around in some shitty C or D club when you get way more gibs for being in as high a rank one as you can?
>>557085207OK
>>557085207We always do.
>>557074891>going to the gym to fucking RUNbwo just run outside it's 100x better
>>557085210Fair point, so all the clubs that are currently active were ones that exclusively formed and managed to find players at launch?
>>557085340Not for doing fan runs.
>>557085415no, but you need to be part of a group that is active. Autis/uma/ just started their club, and they're A/A+ already. Hang around here, there'll be clubs recruiting towards the end of February.
>>557085207YES
All I know is I'm saving my uncaps for Tachyon
>>557085340There isn't a pizza day every Thursday outside tho
>>557085340Running outside sucks because you have inclines and have to dodge pedestrians. And it's cold and wet out.
>>557085415No, but if you want active players your choices are discord or /here/ for an A/A+ rank club. Randos aren't going to cut it.
>>557082435same thing the rest of us do. Run and listen to the uma musume G1 OSTs while you maladaptively daydream so hard you almost dive into traffic.
>>557085929Kissing Ace all day
>>557085340>go outside>knees explode because youre running on concrete>constant wit checks to see if you dodge cracks/roots/potholes or you sprain your ankle>there are women there who will look at you and judge yougym is strictly better desu
>>557085842>going to the gym specifically because they have one of the greasiest, most unhealthy foods for you that isn't meme-tier unhealthy foodBro u bloatmaxxing?
women are spawns of satanno ningen, only umas
>>557086060>>knees explode because youre running on concreteI thought that was just my country's shitty sidewalks. I never thought to ask anyone if running on concrete was fucking them up.
>>557085929>kissing your trainee before marrying herAbsolute degeneracy.
>>557085048>more choices for users is predatoryKeep saying that, but carryover no-pity mechanics are only benefitting the multi-million dollar "indie" corporationYou know the full reason they won't give it to use because that means you'll be able to eventually get whatever uma you want from free pulls+free tix
>>557084752>because he was born in America/American sire, right?it was because they looked at the place of breeding instead of birth, so all fetuses not made on japanese soil were considered foreignand Maru's sire was Canadian but trained in Ireland
>>557086163Yeah, disgustingThat's why I kiss her rectum and colon with my cock to keep ourselves pure
>>557086060>there are women there who will look at you and judge youcome on anon, you are not in the school anymore to care about that, just put umapyoi and run
>>557086197makes her scene in Cingray quietly telling Rudolf that while she's proud of her record, she wishes she could have competed in the Classics hit hard. Fuck.............
>>557086150Anon, umas are women too...
>>557086156do NOT ask rooners about this because theres a subspecies of them that insists the only way to ROOON is barefoot in the woods, but, yeah. concrete is too hard. why do you think there are no uma races on concrete, and it's all turf and dirt?
Gold City is a shitty uma I mean, make up your mind, damn Do you want to model or run?
>>557086315I would give her a cow outfit
Gold City is a cute uma and I support her dream to run and be a model at the same time
of all the music to pick for an impregnation scene
>>557086156it can work, but you need good shoes, and you can't be too fat, you already have to be fit if you want to run on concrete. Gravel/dirt is best, but take what you can get.
>>557085340I get my shit in at the gym and then do a career on the exercise bike for half an hour, it's comfy
>>557086691are you doing a watchalong with your club bro
What happens to your uma in the timeline where she crashes out and fails her career?
>>5570868231. that sounds awesome2. it cracks me up: "hey anon, how long're you riding for?" "oh, a decent one this time, two or three careers'.
>>557086931Reset the time line
>>557086060>>there are women there who will look at you and judge youWhy would anyone care about what some random woman thinks? You're running and she's not cleaning your balls with her tongue
>>557086931My Uma failed her career due to an injury
>>557086931Ask Kitahara's wife Belno, she can tell you what they do next.
>>557086825nah just picked up a movie to background watch, wasn't expecting sex within 5min and a song that shares an uma name being played
>>557087065
>>557087065erm, you're supposed to wipe first...
>>557086823i was wondering how people claimed to be doing cardio and uma at the same time but that makes sense. i cant imagine trying to do a career while pushing a 7 minute mile but a bike? damn now i wanna try that.
>>557087065>sweepyfags are so lazy they literally have a bot that automates wiping their ass
Oops
Mambo!
>>557086660How the hell does she sleep standing up without falling over?
>>557087074>she's not cleaning your balls with her tongueI wish City would do this for me
>>557087065it'd be a crying SHAME if anons took this tweet format and turned it into degeneracy for funnisomething something FOALS would be apropo
>>557087074>cleaning your balls with her tongueGold City would NEVER!
>>557087065I know a teiobro post when i see it
>>557087349Any country that uses bidets is one of closet homosexuals
>>557087656
>>557087423Opera Mare
I need Maru fragments Cygames these front runners won't build themselves
>>557087759Japs love their cute lil buttholes on animal plushies
>>557087656And that's a problemMaybe Chiyo would with a little peanut butter
>>557087768should be "ah~ ah~ ah~" with heart emojis on the bottom
>>557087208>>557086971Honestly it's pretty good, I mainly do the bike to close out my session and half an hour is just the right amount to both finish an uma career and get me a bit winded (I already had decent cardio stamina before I started going). Maybe I should try doing 2 careers on the weekend.
>>557087867Chiyo would lick it
>>557087065thank you sweepy
>>557087867I wonder if umas plushies also have one
Good night friends!!
I want to roll on Chiyo but she a dyke (and probably liberal) so no can do
>>557088280sleep tight
i like to chase after cyclists (they have their own dedicated lane) and then winding myself out while im on my runs
>>557087768>>557087423Since no one is willing, I volunteer to marry and impregnate Opera O with 5 kids at least
>>557085929i dont remember the comic page i originally got this from. does anyone remember?
>>557087392
>>557088390I wish you two happiness, anon
>>557088390>>557087768super mega gay>>557088372>i like to chase after womankinda weird ulala
>>557088390
>>557087074Gold City bukkake after she cleans my balls with her tongue
>>557088280I hope you don't wake up!
>>557076864we all got free pulls for fuku though
I feel so empty I don't even want to fap today. Exam tomorrow
>>557088648
>>557088507she looks so flat here
>>557088627>>557088627You are asking to get kicked
So many fronts and paces in the CM10 rooms that the first late surger is usually 7th or worse.
>>557086931I become Homura and rewind until I enter a winning timeline so I don't have to find out what happened
>>557088821she would NEVER
>>557088821If it's after ball cleaning + bukkake, I can take it
>>557088821I would cherish the chance to have Gold City's feet impacting with my face.
no stopping me for capricorn pace Y/N?
alright should i be on 3 spd 3 wit for king halofeels like i gotta highroll so hard with 2 spdcan't cap wit with 3 wit, but 800 might be ok?
What are the most common methods umas use to mark their trainers?
>>557089140
>>557088390Here is you daughter (son), an undeafeted triple crown
>>557089140piss
>>557089140mares...
>>557089556never relax...
what's her name again
>>557089810Stinko Windbag
>>557089810Sexy boi
>>557089810penis biter
>>557089775cute
>>557089810chinpo windy
>>557089810Chinpo Windy
how the fuck did I lose to this
>>557089810Shikko Winky
>>557089140suzuka keeps making me sniff her worn shoes if that counts...
>>557089810Stinko Shitty
>>557089957poor pop-san...and cute cheva-chan!
>>557089810Penis Bitey
>>557089810shank o breezy
>>557089810Nino ventoso
>>557088467
>>557089140Tail hugs
>>557089810シ = shiン = nコ = koウ = uウ = uイ = iン = nディ = dishinkouuindi
https://jiggie.fun/rwZC5Ghttps://jiggie.fun/rwZC5Ghttps://jiggie.fun/rwZC5Ghttps://jiggie.fun/rwZC5Ghttps://jiggie.fun/rwZC5G
>>557090337Ace...
>>557090337I love sirius and ramonu now wtf
>>557090337
why do you guys bully windy-chan like this
>>557090337Now I'm really curious as to what Ramonu's career is like
>>557090407weeb lole
>>557086931Umafans
CM9 room7212102372121023
Is it bad I'm actually getting kind of into NTR? I was thinking about some other trainers sperm flowing inside my trainee and fertilizing her eggs while I obliviously trained her and I got really fucking excited.
>>557090407>shi means death>n as in and>ko as in boy>death + boy = kill kids>u u as in uuuuuh>i + n + di>indiDeath to ... Uh... Indian kids!
>reduced waist by 2cm>gained kinnikuNow I can eat more!
>>557090601from what I've read she's super serious about racing and will discard anyone who isnt supportive of her ambition.Not a very for (You) uma
>>557090705>Is it bad I'm actually getting kind of into NTRI like N(arita)T(op)R(oad) too!
>>557090725based
>>557090574I'll stop when she's mlb>>557090705>Is it bad I'm actually getting kind of into NTR?It's one of the most common fetishes around, so not re->I was thinking about some other trainers sperm flowing inside my trainee and fertilizing her eggs while I obliviously trained her and I got really fucking excited.Can I meet your trainee?
>>557090574She owes me money
>>557089810Stanko Cheesy (as in dick cheese)
>>557090782>tm opera o smack's your trainee's buttWhat do you do?
>>557091003Ask her to slap my ass instead of sexually harassing my trainee
>>557090705I was only into N(e)T(o)R(i) first but then I started getting into NTR. I blame ASMR.
>>557088821Please kick me Gold City-sama
>>557090705Teiobro btw.
>>557091164
>>557090705Natiebro btw
>>557090601the only thing I know is that she loves racing
>>557069714Reddit is two block that way champ
>>557090701Uggghhh... sprint golshi... sovl overload
>>557091159
>>557090601the chart has her like this
>>557090601rudolf watching from the cuck chair
>>557091047>she slaps your cock instead>she makes this shit eating grin right afterNow what?
>>557090968my cute wife, our cute daughter and her cute possessed doll
>>557091370scarlet is not dumb!!!
>>557091254>>557091164This mature looking and sounding woman is supposed to be 17 years old somehow.
>>557091517Almost as if this was a work of fictionShocking
>>557075197Don't beat yourself up too hard, were all bricked.
>>557091370with all the fanart of Acute posted here I thought she was a for (you) uma
>17 17 1 717holy shit we get it the joke ran cold as ice months ago you redditor
>>557091159>Mein Kampf>AkikawaWhat bullshit.That nepo baby has never struggled a day in her god damn life.
start saving
>>557091602>>557091718start eating my ass
>>557091467I am sorry to say this anon, but in her newer appearances on jp (events, card events, etc.) she is closer to being dumb like the irl hors>>557091602blue just means very for (you), doesn't mean there is no such content in a career
>>557090701too tired to post the umas too, you've seen em before anyways
>>557091718I'm quitting on MANT I'm fine
If your favorite uma is a stallion, you're a faggot~
>>557091718Its impossible for F2Ps to balance between rolling for umas and every single meta support card without sacrificing one or the other OR breaking the bank. I say do what suits you the best and try to remember to roll for support when you REALLY have to, but if you're already the kind of F2P that prioritizes meta over umas then its whatever.
>>557091809do you have the full chart?
>>557091897
>>557091963
>>557091857This. I started playing JP uma when MANT was the latest scenario. I wanted to experience the meta before MANT through global. Once that's done, I'll either go back to JP or just stop playing.
Another cm9 room5945830559458305
>>557038432it's because gw is hard to actually proc as anything but front
>>557091003slap it too!
>>557091897By the gods call me the biggest faggot to ever live
>>557091718This guide is so retarded."bruh you have to pull the generic one and borrow the specialized!"But if everyone HAVE to pull the generic ones, from who will you borrow the specialized?
>>557091904The only Uma I want, and who will arrive in a few months, is Nakayama
>>557092086whales
>>557091897I'm gay af for Super Creek.
>>557092179infertile uma
i'm straight af for Super Creek
>>557092086the guide is made for f2p's, retard-kun. You balance chasing meta support cards vs. pulling umas you want. That gets you pull schedules like pic related.
>>557092026Taiki winner dess! Thanks for joining
>>557092425frontgod...
>>557084303his team were little bitches for never running him in arima despite every other triple crown winner (except for st lite, who was before the race was even created) having run in it
>>557092083Brianfags have got to be the LEAST obnoxious posters on this board
>>557092561Yeah, and her wife has great tits so it's a win-win for all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6kwFkEMdE
I will not impulse Chiyono I will not impulse Chiyono I will not impulse Chiyono I will not impulse Chiyono
>>557092561
>>557091996Thanks
>>557092086There will always be a whale who'll MLB every SSR out there, trainer-sanThe Narita Brian SSR, Rob Roy, the Tamamo Halloween Power card, the King Halo and Seiun Fantasy cards, you name it.
my sprint brian isn't performing so hot, brianbros
>>557092425>"the guide is made for f2p's">nothing in that guide states this
>>557092684You will impulse Cjiyono
>>557092684Good. She's shit.
>>557092716Or some luckshitter.I somehow have that Seiun SSR you mentioned, 3LB, just by pulling on other banners
>>557092083>>557092694
1500 carats and a dream
I will waste a 10 pull on the pit licker
10 minutes
>>557093432>>557093432>>557093432
>>557092335Infertile anon
>>557092537Chose Suzuka back in July, tried to run her in Taurus, realized fronts kind of sucked, decided I didn't care I loved hernow I'm about to go all in on fronts with Kita and VBourbon. I'll collect Brian either in the paypig selector or trust she'll spook me (#2 oshi pick after Suzuka), and my stable will be complete until Still In Love/Gentildonna/Orfevre/Calstone
>>557091602She is but it’s more like you’re already an old married couple especially since you canonically stay together for 9 years which is very long for an uma’s career (just like acute irl). It’s nothing crazy like the recent umas but it’s absolutely still there
>>557091164My future sister-in-law
>>557066489Maybe you should burn some calories instead
