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Rickey!
I have 197 pity for Digitan on the all uma banner but I kind of want to go for another spark. I don't actually know who I'd want to get, though. I wanted to get Suzuka, but I don't want to mutate her for CM10 (and then MANT kills her off anyway). I will be buying the anniversary selector, so I could get her that way. The metafag in me would go for NYOpe, but I don't do parent runs. Flash, City, and Cafe would be if I were a dickpuller, but I'd only do their careers once to read and probably never use them for CM.
Kris S my autistic and brown wife
>>557169130suzie will be relevant forever
>>557169159thank you
>>557169130KawaPri
>>557169130Spark Fuku armor
Which Danchous are weak to anal?
>>557169118And people try to say she isn’t orange.
Mambo!
>>557169247No problem
>>557169118So Rickey is basically anal Fuku right?
>>557169403Can you not? Don't be creepy towards your danchou. He's the most important person in your club and he deserves some respect, it's the least thing you can do for him.Anyway, join Mambo.
>>557169403Mambocho only came four times during our last pegging session, so not him. Not anymore.
>>557169403All men are weak to anal. You know how so-called lesbians are just girls who need a good dicking? Same goes for so-called straight males.
>>557169406She's the orangiest
aight
>>557169730BLOW UP
Remember, your life has meaning. You were born into this world for a reason.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557169905the reason is my parents didnt bring a condom with them to the hotel room
Haven't exercised at all in years just did 100 bodyweight squats now I feel nauseated almost gave up partway through but then I remembered how Turbo never gave up
could red shift be usable for ends and lates in CM10 since it can activate later? the umalator is unfortunately useless for answering this question since it doesn't seem to account for late red shift activations
/uma/hjong has a spot open. A rank club, just don't flat line. Yes we do play jong sometimes. Apply today.
>>557169730IMPLODE
>>557170197If you click on a skill in the timeline, you can change its activation time. You can even drag it over to a specific time in the race.
>>557170197Both Maruzensky and Dober are viable
>>557170321teach me how to survive jade room and I might consider joining
You should kill yourself NOW. Your life serves ZERO purpose.
Bros...
>>557170449Brian would say this, not Mayano.
>>557169082
>>557170357ah ok I didn't know you could do that
this is the run, it has to besurely kita and fine motion wont abandon me....
Another 700k run into the trash. Maybe SweepCHADs were right about this...
>>557169002Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting 2 people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
be right back trainers
Whats the next JP uma propaganda target?
>>557170382Ryan*
>>557170751Wdym
>>557170797What years away una should be shilled next?
>>557170668What do fans have to do with sparks?Stop being a whiner
>>557170881What do you mean next Global hasn't even been out for a year
>>557170664Nevermind, 3 turns of 0 rainbow summer.Killing myself
>>557170668GIVE ME THAT MILE SPARKS I WANT TO BE DONE WITH PARENT FARMING
>>557170951Dunno
>>557171012>Japanese humor
>>557169240Mmmaybe. But I could just get her through the anyway...
>>557171061So?
Would you?
>Want to take a shower>All my towels are in the laundry Uma for this feel?
>>557171331100%
>>557170197God damn that uma has a fat ass
>>557169905Was that reason a cruel practical joke from God?
>>557171331Yeppers
>>557171331Don't overdo it!
>>557171374>>557171484umazing>>557171502not today!
Digitan LOVE
>>557169537Weird thing to say about a stallion that bred literal hundreds of mares. Another chad honse but quite shy of Mayano numbers.
Dirt umaaasssss
Pace or Late for Festival Gold City? OYL is super tempting but her unique might be easier to activate as a Pace
>>557171851What does that mean for Torena in the Umaverse?
>>557171147you could wait for daily legend races
netkeiba-san...https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2021906237298983274?s=20
>>557169709This. Men have prostates and women don't, thus enjoying anal significantly more than women and projecting their own anal enjoyment onto them lol.
I love umas y'all. Umas when compared to other types of characters. A lot of times umas are pretty special in comparison.
agnes digital looked exactly like secretariatwouldnt it be funny if the legendary US horse was also a tiny gremlin
>>557172294Doing anal on a woman isn't because you think they enjoy it. Just the opposite actually lol. I guess gays wouldn't get straight man sadism.
>>557169002Bakuwife!
>>557171951Anon,all of her potentials are for late surgers.
>>557172325She should look like Digi but with big breasts and be much taller
>>557172294
>>557169118Copa copa
T-thanks Creek...
>>557172465*She should look like Digi but fat
Needed aptitude stars for mutating are 1* 4* 7* and 10* right? Not 3* 6* 9* 10*?
>>557172286If it wasn't also the chinese year of the horse I wouldn't give them the benefit of the doubt and would say this is the funniest, pettiest reach at umamusume global popularity. But it's probably just for the year of the horse.
*slaps mayano and sends her flying across the room*THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU LOOOOVE GETTING MOOD DOWNS SO MUCH RIGHT WELL HERE I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING REASON*stomps on mayano's stomach until she coughs up bile*GO ON GET A MOOD DOWN COME ON DON'T BE SHY GET A DOUBLE MOOD DOWN FOR ALL I CARE*kicks mayano's head against the wall*WHY ARE YOU CRYING BITCH I THOUGHT YOU LIKED GETTING MOOD DOWNS DON'T WORRY WE'VE GOT ALL DAY *flicks a lighter and puts the fire against mayano's fingertips in the space between skin and nail*STOP STRUGGLING YOU LITTLE SHIT I THOUGHT YOU LOVE GETTING MOOD DOWNS DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET AN AWFUL MOOD SCREAM ALL YOU WANT LOL I DON'T CARE
be nice
AGNES TACHYON
>>557172497
u copy?
>>557172648maya-chan randomly appeared off-deck and gave me head so all is forgiven
is this skill any goodwhat is "lane movement speed"
Curren and Falco's daughter has not been given a debut race date yetI hope it happens soon so that I can see if she is strong
>>557172183Divine umanko, lots of babies with Torena.
Left or right for the cup?
>>557173000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ZuWmE4wywPrudent positioning is enough apparently, you need dodging danger too
>>557172429You're right, I think >>557172648 is really autistic and shameful KEK
>>557173090>front bakushinneither
>>557173000It boosts movement speed when your uma is moving sideways (changing lane). So it varies from doing nothing to being very strong.
>>557172429I like hetero rape doujinshi but I insert as the girl (not a tranny btw)
>>557173090left but I'd reroll. staggering lead is dead points. a front needs taking the lead and prideful king is also wasted. you want mummy super creek and pasa inherit
I finally got off my ass and downloaded Uma Viewer but for some godforsaken reason it's not showing me any girls, or music for that matters, that hasn't been released on Global yet. Any idea what could it be and how to fix it?
oreng friends
Anyone get a picture of the driver?
>>557173189>>557173803Thanks bros, guess it's back to the mines again.
whats more frustrating for you, a card's event chain not finishing or the chain not even happening in the entire run?because both happened to me last run where i got dirt s and im fucking livid
Vocaloid ahh song in main story 5
>10,000 parent runs and counting>zero mile pinksI'm starting to understand the argument in favor of botting, wasting hours and hours of my time and getting fucking nothing is asinine
>>557173326please be in mambo
>anshinzawa gave me 2 heals so I could ignore training staminathank you based ningen woman, I hope this is good enough for dirt>>557173151>the gold is not neededcool, I was missing 3 skill points to get the gold but triple 7 will do>>557173204well, a gamble is a gamble but I guess my groundwork setup is never going to fail, r-right
>>557173848You need to install the JP version for that
you can be a little rough on Chiyonoshe can take it
>>557173980Sounds like AlmondLove material
>>557174008I did, that's the issue. Full data too, obviously.Oddly enough, I can access costumes of girls who are in Global but who those costumes are in JP but not in Global
>>557174008what if i raped spechan
>10 FR run and No final Mihono Bournbon eventErr is it bug?
>>557174203You need to go in Other and change the region to Japan instead of Global
>>557174203click things
Kitasan (Uma) is coming up soon, is it true that she's boring as fuck?
It starts...I forgot about groundwork. Falco card will help with the power deficit I guess.
>>557174437dunno but if she was my trainee there's no way i could wait until senior year
>>557174338>>557174403It is. I have. That's why it is weird. I messed with that and this still is where the list ends.
>>557173980How did you know...
My Chiyono won a single (ONE) (uno) public room so now she's CM ready and I don't need to do any more grinding.
>>557174437They mob’d duramente in her career story so that should tell you how that one is gonna go. That said Kita is still very cute and very loyal to her trainer very much like an inu musume
>>557174724Change DataPath?
Is this falco ok? I've been trying my absolute hardest to get a good uma for this cup but the sparks haven't been very kind
is it uh the datapath? change the datapath? maybe the path to data is wrong?
>>557175092Perfect for helping my Curren proc her ult
Scam event never run it again ptoo ptoo
>>557171528"if you don't go for a gap that exists, you are no longer an uma torena" - Some nonce idk
>>557175297I'll go for your gap if you aren't careful
Poor tanuki-smith...
>>557175092Carnival bonus diff.The double circle wet conditions will carry you but unrestrained will be your grave.
>>557175230same
>>557175525Left is cute, right is funnier and rode the hype
>dirt spark only proc once thru career>suzuka's C dirt jumps to AOkay I belieb the gaslight now... It was a 3* dirt. This whole mutating thing isn't so bad if you're lucky
>>557174892Here I was hoping her career story would make up for the train wreck that was the anime's 3rd season.
Mutating is when you successfully force a new specialty onto an uma, right?
I liked season 3
>>557176337Yeppers
>>557175297Ayrton Symboli was not named in the Satono files, his name is clean
>>557176405perish
>>557176405I still don't know where Kitasan having an existential crisis when she was at the top of her game. They should've pushed her into becoming a trainer herself, she's pretty much one in the game mechanically.>>557176406My first run, which I aborted because I was dumb, gave me a glimpse of an all terrain Vodka. Might be fun to try for one.
>>557176405how
>>557176405Nobody says this.
>>557174008this but she lands on my face
>>557176314No, if you want a way better retelling of S3 you have to wait for Crown’s career. It’s really good and tells it way better and actually has her rivals like Dura actually do something
>>557175092Neither Unrestrained nor Red Shift work for Aquarius (well Unrestrained CAN work, but it only works 15% of the time), but fronts aren't exactly swimming in accels. If you can get Plancha and Mummy with that statline, your Falco will be stronger.
Seeing these two DST everyone together is kinda cute
>>557176757You can try Vodka on Dirt for this CM if you want
>>557176405>Gold Ship finally gets involved in the plot in season 3>writers waste it on a stupid subplot for Kitasan that ends up not mattering at allseason 3 SUCKS
Which umas have the best lines for each screen?
My uma is in the leadsurely she can keep it
/umaJP/ UmaAwards for 2025now you can call them gay or something
>>557177182gold ship would be a good villain if they ever did her generation justice
Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting 2 people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
I wanted to take Brian and Taishin to the chanme but I couldn't get good parents in time so now I'm semi-metafagging, I failed /uma/.
>>557177462>pic le dogge
Why are you doing shitty fan runs for your danchou when you could be doing kino parent runs?
>>557177182She should've won that last race at least. Instead we got "Look! We are setting up Gentildonna and Orfevre like in Marvel!". Bullshit.
Post Bakupits… please, I’m starving… I’ll even take Kitapits…
>>557176457You know who has a win over Ayrton Symboli?
>>557177403>Gold Ship>villaineh?
shinko windy hitting almost feels like christmas in the way it only happens once a year
>>557169118>sudden baitokay, i'll bitehow for you is this uma?
>>557177649here, have some pity ticket pits
>>557177042>Satono Crown Unique Skill>If you were in the middle of the pack during the Final Corner, then with 400 m remaining the in race, your speed will increase; bonus speed if the race is Medium distance and you overtook someone during the Middle LegThe story better be worth it.
>>557176954A horse is fine too
>>557174437do u like dogs
>>557177327Sorry anon, but my wife calculated the race before it even began. She's just running through the motions now. About to QED your uma's ass.
>>557177981I hate dogs so fucking much, and especially dog-lovers. Fine with inuma though.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>557178073don’t be mean…
Pace or Late Brian?
>>557178073brown
>>557178169No, but thanks for checking first.
>>557177792>shows up in your kinen races>robs them>except the one legendary time she doesn'thow is this not villain behavior
>>557174437
>>557177792the first half of the 2010s is ridiculously stacked with competitive horses, I'm surprised that uma hasn't made anything focused on that era yet
>>557178165
>>557177981Only as pets.
>>557178073it should be too early for indonesians to be up, disgusting. Anyone who hates dogs hates loyalty and unconditional love. Typical SEA behavior to despise that, really
>>557177263>HomeSuper Creek>EnhanceSuper Creek>Story Super Creek>RaceSuper Creek (Mummy)
>Season 4 never everwhy liveI don't want the future to be comprised solely of shounen trash
>>557178351What do horse sweat smells like?
>>557177335People didn't like hot springs??
>>557177335>favorite uma>3 votesJPbwos...
>>557178336This doesn't really speaks villain to me
>>557178158i don't like slags or kids so i pick wife groove
Okay but I really love Stego.
>>557178669...because she won a lot of races?
leggo my steggo
>>557177263>Reisu de BAKUSHIN shimasuka?!?!She always looks so happy when you do a TT race.
>>557178659First Rate Trainers all 3 of them
>>557178419It’s because Just a Way is stuck in perms hell forever
>>557178658Island is peak braindead gamingL'arc is kinoMecha is 2nd most braindeadOnsen despite also being simple, limits your actions and some people got filtered by it so that's where it placed.
is this hidden tech or is this gaslighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ZuWmE4wyw
>>557178704Never forget that she stole her trainer's shirt
>>557178658The setting itself is fine but it takes more work than island for not significantly better results
>>557178756For me a villain in uma is someone that absolutely dominates in all races they enterYear 2000 Opera O is a villain, crushing the dreams of umas without a G1 win of achieving that goalInconsistency in results is very much the opposite of that
Is every scenario going to be like Aoharu, ie URA but with some cheap gimmicks? Or are they actually substantially different?
>>557179041The early race navigation combo has been mentioned in the past. It depends on the track but can be very potent. The main thing is that we currently don't have the SP to consider it, if you try to get groundwork+TTL+navigation combo on your front you have zero mid/late race and just lose.
>>557179041It's true but you can't do that until we get spark reroll and Unity 2.0
>>557179193No, the villain part comes from their personalityYou can basically turn Gold Ship into the Joker if you want to make her into a villain because she already got that in her character
>>557179151I think Onsen is far, far easier than island and you being allowed to bruteforce rainbows at the end feels much better than praying a good rainbow spread pops up in Tucker. Sure you can't do as many races otherwise it fucks your drilling but you still shit skill points so it's not like it matters, and the stats are irrelevant for parent farming anyway.
>scenario powerlevel checkaw crap it's a recurring event
>>557179230>Is every scenario going to be like AoharuYes
>make schedule for every style to see which cards I have to go out of my way to plan pulls for>almost every pace card already is in a must pull banner anyway
>>557179193>For me a villain in uma is someone that absolutely dominates in all races they enterYour definition is gaytarded seeing how it rules out one of the main embodiments of pure evil in umamsume.
>>557179193Which villain lost keibafags the most money?
>>557179401It's pretty fun desu
>>557178669>almost could have made it into the GOAT conversation next to Orfevre>falls short because he lost the derby
>>557179527DAAAAAAAAHBY?
https://www.tiktok.com/@kumasan736/photo/7605171969872432405Einstein Falcon is the tuffest uma?
>>557179193a villain wouldn't just win every race, they would specifically aim to win the last battle to cuck the hero from winning the prestigious title they were dreaming ofor they would pour sòy sauce in their scalding coffee
>>557179682Nobody would really be that evil...
>wins a single G1>dies
>>557178351
>>557179793why did you post a blank picture?
>>557179793I can't remember this Uma
>>557179793siriusbwos...
a fucking VILLAIN
Thread needs more Teio
>>557179193Agnes Flight is the year 2000 villain though2001 is Toho DreamOpera was never the villain
Teio!
>>557179793who is she?
Teio Step is a really strong inherit on Taiki for CM10. You will pretty much always get it early into the final straight if you hit SFV.
no we don't
>>557179376Wouldn't an uma need to be malicious in some way to be a villain?
Thoughts?
>>557179010rice is such a succubus
>>557177335This is annoying me.It should be:1. Still in Love2. Chrono Genesis2. Buena Vista4. Stay Gold, meaning Stay Gold should've been pushed down to text only. That's how polls usually work.
>>557180178>thread was full of Teio fans when global released>they completely disappear after a few months and Teio is never spotted in CM, only appears in the thread as a reaction image or pornsad
Is there any benefit at all to "overshooting" in the first half of the race as a non-front?
>>557180525>"overshooting"explain further
>>557180443teio and golshi are the gateway umas
>>557180443The scale image did irreperable damage to /uma/...
>>557180529me on the left
>>557180313Spe after I'M done with her
>>557180525It's pure advantage vs other umas if you don't hit pace down mode. It's a big loss if you do though since you've wasted skill(s).
>>557180602When your uma gets too far ahead of her designated position she slows down.
>>557180529
>>557180443teiofags died with buhiiposter
>>557179682>Heart's Cry cucks Deep Impact from his Arima Kinen>Gustave Cry cucks Orfevre from his Hanshin Daishoten>Just a Way cucks Gentildonna from her Akiten>Cheval Grand cucks Kitasan Black from his second Japan Cup>Lys Gracieux cucks Almond Eye from her Arima Kinen>Efforia cucks Contrail from his AkitenSo Heart's Cry and his children are the baddies?
rememberpige gamepige life
>>557175525Neither of those are a long time for art. Comeback when you're one of those artist who's meme blew up more than anything in their lifetime portfolio
How come (We) didn't do a poll like that here?
>>557173164>>557173326You gays would never understand fucking a girl super hard and shoving your cock down her throat to dominate her with your penis.
>>557180750No they're the hero taking down the demon king
>>557177335> Daring Tact beat Almond EyeThat's unexpected
>get both pace corners and sprint corners from spirit bursts >get fast learner>lock in and finish strongThank goodness. Power is a bit low, but can't complain otherwise.
>>557178597This. I wish her ninja skin came sooner.
>>557181097Why? Daring Tact is cuter. Like ridiculously so. That ASMR they released also probably didn't help things.
>>557181097They prefer mindbreak over dominating champions.
>>557181097tact is very cute
>>557181242> Daring Tact is cuterShe is, but I expected people to have shit taste
>>557181347what website is this
>>557181347Uma that lose are far more interesting than Uma that do nothing but win.
>>557181347>gets murdered by Almond Eye>never recoversdamn
>>557181506https://umamusu.wiki/Main_Page
>>557181429that video cygames uploaded where we're sitting in front of the campfire with Tact is actually soul-healing
>>557181347>loses ONCE>never wins again
>>557181347Almond Eye is... a villain?
>>557180692then the only benefit for overshooting is to become a pacemarkerwhich cannot happen if there is uma with more forward running style in your roomyou can also prevent overshooting by deploying oonige too
>>557180525You could block someone during deceleration.
mambo
should i make a suicide runaway suzuka so my paces can't enter pace down mode
>>557181908Stop breaking her legs
>>557181908Might as well make her as an Ace, just don't oonige her if you want her to win once or twice
>>557181347>buck broken
*coughs blood*So close to a good taiki...
>stats aren't good enough to win the URA finale but hopefully my uma can get top 3>*thunderous burping noise*>oguri teleports in front of everyone right on time to get first>4thFucking why?
>>557181347this is kinda hot...
>>557182269You sure that's enough stamina bwo?
>>557182335the weak should fear the strong
>>557181908A Front with groundwork can also work. You can also give her hesitant pace chaser if you want your Pacers to win.
>>557182269where are the 2 stamina golds
>>557182269If you aren't 900+ power you gotta reroll, I don't make the rules.
>>557182269You need medium A if you're training for medium CM bwo...
>>557182427>>557182553>>557182716>>557182739There are no good mummy creek power/mile parents to borrow... I'm going to try dropping Riko if I do more runs but I need to start on other aces first.
>>557182269stayers stakes ahh taiki
I wish I could stop poopshitting my butthole hurtsUma musume
>>557183271Bwo why the hell are you taking Riko on a miler. If you need the mood ups so bad (you don't) take literally any other friend card instead.
>>557183329stop eating so much you fat
>>557183329the worst is when it keeps going on and off and on and on and after wiping so much blood starts to show up and every subsequent shit feels like nails scraping out your ass
Stop calling Meisho Doto evil, please. She just goofs up a lot.
Dirt spark grinding on Oguri is literally hell. 1/6 odds of dirt and then 1/100000 odds of it being good.
>>557183848She never goofs up!
>>557180525certain positions can 'kidnap' higher positions and make it pretty much impossible for them to get back in position see an umastan end closer versus a pace/late
>"i hate parent farming">keeps doing it anyway
>>557184087You have to be literally insane to play this game, yes.
Parent farming is a retarded idea before we've caught up on al lthe QoL.
>>557184087>>557184181Let's see your plat collection then
QoL?more like EoS
>>557183848in the carrot selling help scene its pretty obvious she knows what she is doing (manipulating you)
>>557184278Wrong
>>557183925assuming you're after a 2* power, any dirt spark on Oguri:>17% chance of rolling a dirt spark>70% chance of dirt spark being 2*>20% chance of rolling power spark>45% chance of power spark being 2*Total:>1% chance of getting good dirt/power spark on OguriHave fun.............you'll see a 3* blue before you see that.....
>>557177335Did they make this previous years?
>>557184673I'm after 2*+ dirt and 2*+ blue. 1* dirt isn't gonna cut it, but I'd be happy with speed and could live with stam/guts/wit.
>>557177335>/umajp/ is a pace and late generalwtf...
>>557184590:(
Does Brian's hard mode give you anything?
>>557183271Mummy creek and Plancha are shit lmao, the reason we used them for sprint is because there was nothing else
>>557184947They're metafaggots and afaik those are the best supported styles in JP.
>>557184970Feeds the hunger.
now that this event ends soon, can we discuss how awful the drops are? cleared the shop and i'm still missing 1 TP from regular El
>>557177335to the surprise of absolutely no one, the top-voted umas are the most for(you), and the least-voted event is the ballroom one
>>557141541>JP cast can't beat ulalala
>>557184915If you're fine with any stat and are getting them all to 600 (rare, most people ignore guts):>17^.7^.45=5% chanceeven odds, 20 runs or so. If you don't get guts to 600, odds drop to 4%.Pretty awful grind, that's a solid 5 borrows a day for a week (or two, if you get unlucky).
>>557185240>the top-voted umas are the most for(you),Stay Gold is in top 3
>>557141541helicopter helicopter
>Fails fourth trainingThis is an instant give up right
>>557185458If you read Stay Gold’s career you’d know she’s for (You)
>>55717733511 stegofags and that faggot decide to stay here
>>557185364a young cute girls laughter is infections and I hate it, she's so darn cute
>>557185458top 3 are still, vista and chrono thou
>>557185570I would read it if it was in English because this is the global thread. Maybe go back.
never give up on oguri cap
Chiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyonote
>>557177335>Still in loveBunch of beta male fags>Stay Goldliterally ONE GUY>BuenaSHE SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRST DAMNIT>Cheval alt 2ndSHE SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRST DAMNIT>More still in love jerking offgaaaaaaaaaaaaaay>almond mom 2ndOYAKODON
>>557185908>literally ONE GUYThat image is for /umajp/ though.
>>557185810Hmm… nyo
>>557185974and /umajp/ is fucking DEAD inside and out
>>557184947>/uma/ is a late surger colony>/umajp/ is a late surger colonyYup yup I'm thinking LS won bigly
>>557186148Late Surger has the best Uma and it's not even close
>>557186148late/pace is besto, front is for fagspic unrelated
Oh you like late surgers? name 5
>>557186090>Take a picture of me reading in the classroom hallway trainer, it'll make me look mysterious and intelligent, I see it in manga all the timewhat a fucking dork
>>557184947Maybe more people would play fronts if they were given the tools to do so.
>>557186212But Mr CB is an end closer...
What do you mean twin turbo isn't meta
>>557186359LunaBrianRudolf Alt
>>557186359Kawakami Princess
>>557186212taiki is a pacer THO
>>557186446dont care about encroaching shadow, I will be using her as a late surger
>>557186359Nice Nature.Matikanefukukitaru.Mejiro Ryan.Narita Brian.Gold Ship.
>>557186578>He doesn't know about the secret Late Taiki Chud-tle build
Special Week and Oguri Cap are super cute
This run is
>janetty week
>>557186897>this one artist draws special chud super cutecorrect
>>557186359King HaloKawakami PrincessSpechudWinning TicketardDaiichi Ruby
I still can't get the double sprint inspo on Gold Ship.It's so fucking over.
>>557186359Manhattan CafeGold CitySatono DiamondNakayama FestaSeeking the Pearl
well that came out of nowhere
Speed…is a gaslight…?My best Hishi.I wish I hadn’t taken Mummy and taken that Straightaway Adept
>>557187236>marked
>>557187319>Speed…is a gaslight…?Always has been brother.
this will have to do for sprint
MANT will save /uma/
Nandeyanen
you’re all rat shitbag fuckheads
Tamtam...
S tier umas: Maruzensky, Curren Chan, Agnes Digital, Taiki Shuttle, El Condor Pasa, Mihono Bourbon
>>557187642>have to spend 45+ minutes completing a run to get a shitty 1* guts 1* late spark>few people will have good cards for the scenarioMANT is going to kill /uma/
>single father experience
>>557187947MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINO
>>557187668>>557187794>>557187831THREE OGURI POSTS IN A ROW
>>557187947
haru's casual wear makes her look like an actual 5 year old
ulalaaaaaa
>>557188284I know. Very hot
super duper climax...
>>557188412eppy....
>wanting to do inappropriate things with your heckin daughterinoyou're all sick and need to be locked up
>>557188430>>557188594>>557188717
>>557188778>>557188717made for anal
I'm more surprised she hasn't hurt anyone even though she's retarded
Small jig (?)https://jiggie.fun/b6hFX7https://jiggie.fun/b6hFX7
super duper dead thread
>>557188886She probably has, but everyone just let it slide because how can you be mad at her, and since she's clinically retarded you know it wasn't on purpose so no reason to be angry
>>557188847>made for analbut enough about your mother, we're talking about ulala
>>557189009schizos are shitting other threads now, pls understand
Is Cheval really this Grand??
>>557189115are you trying to get her pregnant or what?
>>557187794Oguri is too dumb to know what any of those words mean
If Satono Diamond, where is Satono Emerald?
>>557189142That boy is better equipped than I thought...
>>557189438>comparing a noble, 99.9% pressurized carbon treasure, to a dirty, chromium cum stained beryl dirtDisgusting
>>557189125Specifically in /alg/ and /bag/ as their games got updatedExpect at least 2 days of peace before thread goes back to shit again
>>557186359Grass WonderVodkaSatono DiamondKawakami PrincessJackie Chan
>>557184764yeah but I can't find them
>start a career>got 3 events from Sasami R Card despite not having there in my deck, never pulled her at all, neither having her borrowed>got the 1 standard random event you can get from the Sasami NPC (denied i didn't wanna risk this much)>unlocked and did her date event without any problems (choosing the "safest" options)>got the best horse ever and broke my recordWhat the hell was this career
>>557180313Minimum requirements for Specute
>>557189759Shiraoki's ways are not man's ways
>>557189759Post the result.
>>557189759>got the best horse ever and broke my recordPost it
you didn't brick yourself by skipping the carnival event right?
>>557186359Best late surger? Mayano Top Gun.Best front runner? Mayano Top Gun.Best pace chaser? Mayano Top Gun.Best end closer? Mayano Top Gun.
>>557177462>26/30its never been so over
>>557189996You don’t have the SSR crystal yet?
My parent farming deck for Aquarius.
>>557189941>>557189949
>>557190040how old is this webm that sakura laurel doesn't have an uma picture
>>557189759Not too late to pull for salami now that you know what she can do
>>557190040She might be the worst character ever created but the real horse was super cool.
>>557190120Not bad. Shame about the skills but that's a good high score.
Holy fuck the C.B. in Chiyo's senior arima is roided out
>>557190243The youtube video was released in 2022>>557190315They are both cool
>>557190040Are there more of these videos, real horse races with the uma pointed out? Preferably without any corean filth.
>gonna make an ace daiwa for medium>loses a race to vodka bricking her event for head-onits so fucking over
>>557190594https://www.youtube.com/@URAUmaRaceArchives
yosh!! ikuyooooooooo!!!*pulls off the most dogshit career run ever*
>can't get 1200 speed/wit even with 4 wit cards
I tried a lot of times to make a Sprinter Bourbon and had a couple good runs.It's so frustrating though because I lost the tenno sho like 4 times from enough guts.
>finally fix my TT after getting demoted last week for the first time, mostly just rearranging things and failed aces that had good golds>promptly get 1st place in class 5
>>557190928>class 5Boss of the playground over here
Sakura Chiyono O is so hot. She has one of the nicest bodies. It looks like she has two sets of ears though.
The difference between class 5 and 6 is too big. There should be a class 7.
I like Ardan wit
>>557190876Have you mayhaps tried replacing one of the wit cards with a speed card
>>557191202I can't get 1200 wit either.
>>557191163why thothe only thing it's good for is left-handed
>>557189142>>557189650Cheva is my grand GF
>>557191362she cute
......
>>557191163I've been coping with her as well, beefy Left Handed and Pace Corner hints are great. That +30 Energy event is also nice
>>557184947There are much more skills that works well for Late Surgers and Pace Chasers than any other running style.Without to mention that it's easier to train since they usually need less stamina and still benefits well from high speed.
>>557190876wit cards are bad for training wit. unironically the only good one is Finemo. i have never gotten close to 1200 wit unless i borrow her, otherwise a 4 wit rainbow in summercamp will still be +50 somehow.
>>557189678Shut up DiaCrown is sexier anyway
>>557190876I've been trying to get this to work but it's always some 1000/1000 garbage
>>557191202I run 3/3 and find it yields fewer multi rainbows than 4/2 - for both stats.
>>557189996>19bricked...
Faggots who call Urara mub heckin daugterino are pedo groomers
>>557190040What are the people throwing in the air? I thought nips were against littering.
Ulala is muh heckin daughterwife
what is fuki kiseki useful for? besides paizuri
>>557191686You're not building some retarded end Ogurin, right..?
I had played a lot Mayano/Bride Mayano careers, yet I never managed to make a high win rate CM ace out of her. Maybe one day..
>557191958I know what you areYou retarded ass spic hoyotardThis is their current agenda btwI wonder why they're like this regardless off nationality
>>557191390Didn't know it was possible to have this shit of taste. Cheval Grand sucks.
>>557192110I had a pretty good S rank Maya for Sagi. Around 35% win rate
>557192215grand bait
>>557192215Yeah, my cock
>>557191390Didn't know it was possible to have taste this based. Cheval Grand is great.
>>557192442Ok
>>557187319max speed matters more the longer the track. sprint is mostly hit accels and carry over speed to hit top speed asap. often might not even hit top speed
>>557192552grand reply
What is up with Spe's 3d model? The chibi looks fine but the normal 3d model has a face that makes her look EXTREMELY retarded
Cheval Grand is my personal onahole
>>557190876Managed to reach it a couple times with Marvelous, Daiwa, Ardan and Nice Nature (welfare). I don't have Fine Motion (and she's never on Wit anyways)
>>557192715>ultra mega racist>looks extremely retarded
>>557192580Imagine giving this loser a baby, her lineage should disappear after this embarrassing race record
I have no strong opinion on Cheval GrandI hope the anons who like her continue having fun
>>557187319yeah like the other guy said, your speed stat represents your "max" speed. all of the stats are misleading desu, i think power is the same in how it represents your "max" acceleration but i dont actually know when that calculation happens. do you get more acceleration from acceleration skills if you have more power? and wit also plays into this too...
whore
>>557193134that smile... that oguri smile...
I have no strong opinion on Fine MotionI hope the anons who like her continue having fun
>>557193064I want a happy family so I won't produce a fatherless whore like Curren
remember that if you train more than one uma you are a whore trainer
I hope you're all having an AWFUL day
>two ssr card in deck>neither finishes their chainbrehs...
What is your honest opinion about Dantsu Flame?
>>557193289I have her at LB1 from freebies so I love her
>Classic year, first summer, it literally just startedThis is the run>>557193375Huge tats. Those are my opinions.>>557193441Fair point, her wit card (LB2) is fucking excellent!
I love it when Tama yells Oguri's name
>>557193289this is cute
I just woke up
>>557193372>5 SSR cards in deck>only one finishesIt never gets better.
>>557193375I want to fill her up with my cheese
>>557193114No, power is straight up your acceleration (and some other stuff). It's just that base acceleration from power is low, any uma hitting properly timed acceleration skill will still fly past your 1200 power uma. And of course accel does nothing outside of few small zones in the race.
>>557193375I honestly didn't notice her in the Pokke movie.
>>557193312Curren is the most powerful Uma.She doesn't even view other umas as equals. You will see that Curren views herself as far superior to most other umas and she is not wrong.Racing is a side gig for Curren and she is still a legend.
>Second year>Late Dec>These fucking statsKnowing my luck (and this being my 2nd falcon run) I'll crash and burn hard, otherwise this is looking to be one of my best runs yet.
>>557193856
>>557193103FiMo sex
>>557193441>>557193554Low LB FM wit is pretty damn bad though. It has low everything, no hint bonuses, no mood bonus and worse energy recovery than SR cards. It basically needs 3LB before it's a clearly better choice than MLB SR wit cards.
>>557193967It procs a ton, her MLB version even more so, it's weird. I like her, simple as.
>>557193967It's on par with MLB wit SR
I found it!
>>557194060As an LB1 FM owner it so isn't on par.
this faggot loves posting his card comparison charts
>>557194230>33 FB>11 TEThe only problem is the speciality priority
https://youtu.be/SSAt_D-2XtA
>>557194309You don't?
I'm genuinely mad. I had the godrun going for Aquarius Taiki. Hints lined up, Fast Learner, Health Chakra, extra races, 1000/500/900/400/850 at the end of senior summer. And I chose the +30 energy food option, got Slow Metabolism, and it took 3 turns to cure. what a fucking retard, that was a 1 in 50 run, and I blew it because I'm a gambling addict. FUCK ME I will never gamble like this again NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A NEARLY S RANK DIRT TAIKI YOU STUPID FUCK
>>557194230Nice hiding of Dober because LB1 Finemo mogs that oneAnd the fact that it has speed star/ptp and rb at all makes her more useful than ardan and fuku
>>557194365You're ignoring 0 mood effect, 6% race bonus, low initial frienship, no hints and only 3 energy recovery.
>Triple rainbow>+14So this is the power of mood effect...
>>557194514You use Ardan/Fuku for left/right handed hints. Ardan gives fat +30 energy and Fuku guaranteed right handed or +45sp.
>>557194683holy shit lmao what a shit show
>>557194683What did you do to your Oguri? Steal her food?
>>557194736So they're just glorified parent cards
>>557194683>awful mood why
>>557194739*sluuuurp*
>>557177335Hahaha Benis Park.
At 1lb, Finemo is basically a roamer, and Dober's a more effective roamer. At that point you're just praying Finemo doesn't finish her chain before you reach 700 wit, not a great investment.
>>557194375he was getting a bit sassy with his handler there
>>557194959Hehe Benis Bark
Stego you have bit your tongue trying to eat a burger 3 separate times. I love you but how the fuck do you not learn
>waste hours making a front El and Falco >some stupid faggot brings a dirt Suzuka >ruins my entire strategyfuck you retard kys
>>557195065He needs to show them, that he still got it in him after 11 years of sex duties
TRAINER THERE ARE PIGGLES ON MY BURGER :D:DDD
>>557195323Oh silly trainee, let me help *rapes you*
>>557193920I FEEL BETRAYED
>>557194683Oguritards everyone
>>557195189>He fell for the Front El gaslight>When SMaru, Falco, and Suzuka are in the gameYou have nobody to blame but yourself.
>>557195189>front runners get ruined by an even bigger gayer front runnerdeserved
>>557195454At least I got this out of it
So now that the carnival is over, how many jellies do you have left?I forget how many I used on the first day, but I think I have even more than I started with thanks to the daily missions. I'm tempted to blow some more of them just so I can face Extreme Condor one more time to get her last star piece. Its not like I have anything better to do with them.
>>557195454>dumb falshit
>>557180443Game Teio is just that shit.
>>557180634Post it
>>557195742Hey, don't bully! I got her for free, this was my 2nd ever run with her! I don't care for either Uma, so keep that bitch fight to yourself.
>>557180443They'll be back with the skill upgradesIn fact, you'll see all the "I was a teiofag all along I root for my wife tee-hee" bandwagoners aka oshi players, when they realize she's fucking broken
I got teio for free and havent gotten around to playing her yet
>>557195867I don't save images of fat men, sorry.
>C B A BWhat the FUCK is her problem??
So will mixed pinks become meta for MANT since we want an uma that can run as many distances as possible?
>>557194406I'M SORY DESS...
>>557195509>brown retard can't readI have Falco myself, and front El is strong, fag
it's been a while since the last time an anon asked about the difference between acceleration and velocity
Damn, Daiwa King (Daiwa Scarlet x King Kamehameha) just distanced other 2yo in his debut
>went out>/uma/ still haven't reach post limitbwos... are we actually really dying..?
GIVE ME THAT DAMN DREAM GLIMMER PUTA BITCH
I still don't understand what people like so much about Reddit Tachyon
>>557196080Mutationbait uma for beginners.
>>557196337>My cute doggo is as retarded as the average /vg/tard
>>557196232it's mostly just mile and mediumsHaving more will be beneficial, but as long as you can run those two distances, your uma will be fine, since they have the most racesHaving more is good, but you're not going to suddenly run 3000+m g1 races on your mile trainee just because she has the aptitude for it
>>557196426>using "muh reddit" as an adjective>in 2026Of course you don't get it.
Making coffee.7 and I add onions sauce
>>557196304Falco can proc unique from second place, if you still got cucked by the Suzuka it's a build issue. My SMaru overtakes Suzuka all the time and she's worse than Falco>Front El>StrongIn theory, if you don't take into account what other people are bringing. But not in this meta.
>>5571965247 and you add cum
>>557196375jp bwos are asleep, just wait 2 hours for peak thread
>>557196375>MANT not even out yet>/uma/ already deady
>>557196624Man I wish to add cum to those
gn
>>557196375>He doesn't like comfy >7 hours threadgay
>>557196791slep tit
Tachyon (the stallion) owes me sex.
>>557196426Most mischaracterized character of the past decade. Redditors appear smart when compared to you, troglodyte
>>557196919What do people get wrong about Reddit Tachyon?
>>557193856iinchou would do this
>>557196878ThisIt's easier to follow
>>557196080Ricevillain stole her Long A
I like needy Tachy, who cant really function without her guinea pig
>>557196982I assume they like her because she looks smart and slightly androgynous, so they project themselves on her like they did on Rick & Morty old man who was a smarter-than god scientist who wanted to die
>>557196375The thread will become active and shit again once the sun begins to rise on SEA, don't worry.
>>557197143What the FUCK is rice' problem?
>>5571966247 and Fuji Kiseki must make me cum with her tits
>#BFF #Party!your response?
IN THIS HOUSE RICE SHOWER IS A HERO
7 and everyone must nice for the next 24 hours!
>>557197175lore accurate tachyon
>>557197343Palmer is coming? Can I come as well!?!?
>>557197360Don't worry, I got you with this 7!
>>557197360die
>>557197343>hanging out with zoomiesYeah, no thanks.
>>557197343Bet! Woo!
>>557197494We should be nicer to one another
>>557197343BET! WOOHOO!
>>557197494>4
>>557197175Stego is like this too except she's smaller and makes you take baths with her
>>557197664you may be right, but I want to have sex with tachyon, not with stego
>>557197579>>557197553WEEEEEI>>557197518GAAAAAY
>>557197343>Bet, WOO!!
>>557197343this is an ojisan trap
>>557197343Whaaat? Me too!
>>557197343
>>557197664Just because she lets you wash her hair doesn't mean she makes you take baths with her.
>>557197864every woman starts out like that
>>557197419I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
Luna ripping ass
Looking for any advice rn. After seeing the retarded bakushin gif, I immediately felt sick and almost puked, now I have a very strong sulking/anxious feeling whenever I see anything related to this game, and I I'm not lightweight or anything when it comes to media content, I've seen lots and lots of shit and didn't care at all. Maybe it's cause I have a personal rule where I don't lewd anything related to umamusume and hate to see others do it, but I have no idea why my reaction to this is so strong, I don't want to believe that I actually got traumatized by some seafaggot posting armpit fetish. Should I just take a break from the game for a while? If anyone knows how to deal with this, please give advice (besides killing myself), i really like the game and even came here out of desperation.
>>557198032Just bee urself
>>557198032didnt read
Who do I pull for if I'm the one who wants to baby the uma?
>>557198032just jerk off
>>557198198Teio
>front parent run inspot-thanks
>>557198198haru urarashe's functionally a developmentally delayed toddler
>>557198032That's a good indicator that you should take a break with the game
>>557198210Kinda makes it worse
I'm tired of all the friendly happy to be here umas in the gameGive me EVIL umas, give me HEEL umas, give me umas that actually HATE or are ANTAGONISTIC towards other umas. I'm talking Umamusume A personality type shiBottom right doesn't count because Obuhi deserves it
>>557198198tachyonshe's functionally a developmentally delayed toddler
>>557198412that's cringe
>>557198412the EVILest
>>557198348This seems like the best solution, but I infested everything in my media with umas and I want to get carrats for ardan/satono diamond, so it's gonna be extremely hard, thanks for the advice though
https://youtu.be/w-YDV6vC2qo?si=Q4CYhJ_ZFYfNwe-8DIRT SUZUKA STATUS?
600 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>557198032take a break from social media
>>557198412Special Week, Tamamo Cross, and Meisho Doto are already in the game though.
>>557198412Ow the edge
>>557198152I might need pills at this point, lol
>>557198550I'm not gonna make my wife step on dirt
>>557197230What isn't? She steals the wins of other umas and she tries to make moves on trainer.
>>557198198Tamamo since you have to teach her how to eat right
>>557198032not reading all that, I'm happy for you thoor sorry that happened
>>557198412rice villain
>>557198032In the slight chance you're not baiting, just don't mind retards doing, or speaking about, retarded things, it will drive you insane. I also dislike that gif and normies talking about it nonstop, but as everything unfunny that is that forced, it will die someday.
>>557198698she already steps on it if she is your wife you stinky pervert
>>557198638Will try my best on this, thanks
>>557198032>broken by armpit fetishyou're too emotionally invested.stop playing the game for a week or two and go outside. alternatively kys
>>557198412Nice Nature
what is this retarded bullshit and why does the dog have to fight it? why is her mother like this??
>>557198761>trieswhen Rice gets serious, toreinas don't stand a chance.
>>557199009Nice URA Maru
>>557199009Maruzensky does NOT believe in holding back against anyone.That's why people pulled their horses out of races when they knew she was gonna enter
>>557198846okay that's fair
>>557199009The Goku special
>>557198412already have one
>>557199202slopball Z analogies are like food ones, garbage dog shit for literal children
>>557199009They even gave her groundwork.What a tryhard.
>>557198412
>>557198412I am not immune to evil women
>>557199336dragon ball (z) is like 30 years old now...
Reminder that if your uma can't run miles mediums AND longs, she's not viable in MANT
>>557199539I'll gladly one up thatI am actively weak to evil women
>>557198032>Maybe it's cause I have a personal rule where I don't lewd anything related to umamusume and hate to see others do itI feel you. I have some series and characters that I really don't like seeing lewds of, umamusume included (except of umas I don't care about, just complete apathy to those). There's really nothing much you can do except either ignore or tolerate it.
>>557199641>not all distances plus both dirt and turfDo you even mutate
>>557199641Remidner that you can suck my huge white COCK
>>557198880"Too emotionally invested" Is on point actually, thanks
>>557199009the red shift rapist herself
https://youtu.be/uquMbHzN_lk?si=Q7Odn-1IYXqOGmkA
>>557198412Curren Chan.She tricks all the other umas with social media fame into publicly racing her in races they can't win to build up her fame more.
>>557199009 The CB in senior Arima Kinen too, triggers a secret event if you win, she has encroaching shadow and 2 other golds
>>557199009https://youtu.be/pHltndTPzrM
Parent runs are a psyop created by danchuds to make you farm fans.
>>557200615>>557199009Sent the wrong pic, whoops
Is it unethical to put umas in high stress environments?
Phew
I thought cm was today I'm fucking STUPID
>>557200636Parent farming is MANT practice. >80 percent of playerbase doesnt have gigamaxed affinities
>>557200840spooky...
>>5572008581* guts 2* late surger?
>>557201025Could be worse.
>>557199785not him but same. it's my rule so I don't really get affected if others do it or lewd them. I mostly apply this rule to charas I like and my favorites
Which umas are the most beloved here?
>>557201103I'd run it desuFronts could use the extra wit
>>557200840I do not envy Chiyobros with weak decks
>>557201159Tokai Teio
>>557201159
>>557200857Why would you torture your umas by making them nuggets instead of forcing them to race 40 times in a row?
>>557201159The school shooter uma
>lost a race in TT>still got 612k pointsIs that good enough for this week?
>>557200840oh damn I didn't know that mistah cock and ballu existed in the game as a racer already
>>557200840what the fuck
>>557201159Whoever's currently meta
>>557199532>Fuku was praying to an evil god this whole timeNyoo......
>>557201159Meisho Doto, beloved by all!
>>557201474Since Oguri is most consistently meta that means we all love Oguri
>>557201159Oguri Cap, Gold Ship and Narita Taishin
>>557201603no one actually likes taishin
This thread is okay.
>>557201159This is probably the only place that have a lot of Fuku fans, and been stable since day 1. Actually, they'll probably even be the last ones standing or outlive the general at this rate.Kinda funny ones too since they kept doing stupid shit since early thread times like that one anon who rolled odds or even whether to eat a moldy food or not
>>557201659Don't say that...
>>557201159Teiobros have the best repvtation
>>557201674
>>557200840C.B stand for Can't Beat
>>557198412Be proud to be a page in the path of my domination.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CYTqIxYNrc
>>557201159We all love clankers here
>>557201382>Tmo doesn't get one >Zeno Rob Roy doesn't get one >That fucking fraud Stay Gold gets oneSong's shit
>>557201159The face of the franchise ofc
>>557201735
Hoeh Curren (Falco x Curren) finally got a debut date!She will debut on the 3rd week of September at nakayama 1800m dirt raceI want Ryusei Sakai or Yuga Kawada to be her jockey
>>557201674Tamamo, be my valentine
>fell asleep doing my run>againmy carats...
>>557201674I went to Tama's place once and when she served me orange juice I saw her mixing it with water.
>>557202079That strawberry wine looks tasty though
>>557202134Tama learned it from the best. Free refill restaurants.
>>557202075sweet
>>557199532Why is she like this?
>>557202134Isn't that normal?
>>557201159King Halo!
>>557202134>most mundane shit everEveryone does that
>>557201382A collection of winners...and Sirius
>>557200840>Cock and Ball torture is an actual racer in the game already>Insane NPC statsWew... the propaganda didn't prepare me for that
dumb fucking idiotguess who riko hasnt decided to date yet either despite it being post y2 summer
>>557201382get that fucking fraud off the couch
>>557202251>>557202330I wonder who could be behind these posts?
>I'll bring it by the trainer's room tonight, okay? HehehSome mares are scary
>>557201657cease that image
>>557202556funny fuku
>>557201382>Triple Crown>Foreign Expedition>Idol UmaSo Forever Young will get to sing it, yes?
>>557201832This speech is so funny in retrospect once you realize that she's on a losing streak by that point
look at me I'm a chiyobro survey postinggive me (You)s
>>557202248
>>557202617Show me a SINGULAR mare that isn't scary, just one, or maybe even two if you're so bold.
>>557200840>Speed>WitThis is an actual stats you see from here
>>557201159Fuku chads run this thread
>>557199336>still this assblasted about DBZPitiful
>>557202823wrong JC brothe one in the video is the 2000 JC not 2001 JC
>>557202850>yeah I remember back when my siste->your sister's dead lolThe "Doto is evil" argument keeps getting stronger...
>>55719933620 more years of dragon ball dominance
I love when Spe-chan does that thing where she bounces up and down she's so cute bwos
>>557203214she a chud and a racist bigot!
>>557202554
The gyarus are coming
>>557202909>Show me a SINGULAR mare that isn't scary
>>557203253She's just like me
WHEN WILL CONGRESS REVEAL THE CONTENTS OF THE CHIYONOTES
say something nice about my gf
>>557202909
>>557202850doto is so evil...
>>557201382But seriously tho why is Fraudrius there?
>>557203145>>557203660She didn't mean it like that bwos...
>>557203708she won the DAHBY
>>557203660Reminder that she does it all on purpose
>>557201553She goofs up too much so I don't like her.
>>557203312You forgot the trendy bitch OSThttps://youtu.be/FHJS1p8UDXI?si=Mb01IvexJrOyqggq
>>557203708look at >>557202806She was one of the pioneers of Japanese horses racing abroad
Endkeks...
i want sandwich
I need some more supports, and wanted to ask if there is anything good coming soon, or maybe should I try for more Riko now?
>>557203921>It's another spurt agemasen cardMiss me yet?
>>557201553>>557203835There's only two things I like about Doto
>>557203921would you eat ayabe's sandwich
>>557203145>>557203660She was going to say autistic.
>>557203992NTR banner gets 100 free pulls
What's going on there Falcon
>>557203921the only end cards worth getting in the next 2 years are CB and Taishin wit
>>557201382>88 year old uma """musume"""
>>557203992MANT is coming soon, so Riko lives on borrowed time
>>557204187she's achieved mastered ultra instinct
>Want to replace my front runner in medium TT with a different style>El Condor Paizuri can become an end closer, decide on that>Do several runs with horrific RNG>Finally get one good enough>Go to edit my team>See I'm already using base El for mile so the paizuri alt can't be used for medium
>>557203992it's honestly criminal that they reran riko and tazuna immediately before both of them became permanently obsolete.
>>557203987https://youtu.be/VKcAYMb5uk4?si=0Mn15rvn3lyLy6aK
>>557204187Falco achieved nirvana
>>557203145Doto would bite your dick, then apologize just to do it again harder
>>557204187A rea umadol would become a bodhisattva
I fucking hate the giant tree sap so fucking much
>>557203921>just want to use my oshi>every end closer card in the game is irredeemable garbagethis is really starting to cross the line from masochism into actual torture
Umamusume company
>>557204553>minor spelling mistakeThis time I'm really going to fucking do it
>>557204034I'm going to cleat all the dupes I eventually get, but my 0lb copy has unironically done a ton of work for me building parents and grandparents.
>>557204423>>557204325>>557204184Thanks. I'll keep saving then.
>>557198620Complete!I'm kinda jealous of their coats.
>>557203627She beats you at arm wrestling with one finger, you should be scared of her.
>>557204423Tazuna still has usage for being a decent pal card with agemasen concentration for your TT umas. Concentration is OP in TT.
I think Windy would bite, but swallow
>4th foal between Falco and Curren>4th FillyFalco if this keeps happening, your (direct) sire line will not survive
>>557203992Fine Motion is right around the corner.
>>557204921Do we even have a Windyfag here?
>>557202617Gran is like Dia but cranked up more mixed with crippling mile autism. Funny enough both had Lemaire as their main jockey as well
>>557203992if you have carats and some fine motion copies already, roll on her banner at the start of next monthif you have no fm copies and dont feel like dumping between 30-60k on her banner, then we'll get 100 pulls on the next scenario banner soon after(ntr speed)
>>557204242paizuri
>>557202909You literally posted one.
>>557203992>should I roll for Bricko when there's 2 CMs left for Unity and its sprint and mileThe sad part is that there are people that did do this
https://youtu.be/rEARxN1EIKI?si=t5ilDU99imLnAQes
>>557202617>>557202909Go to your fucking JP thread you fucking subhumans
Kek Daiwafags really do this
I'm actually tempted to pig out for Tazuna because I've realised how important Concentration is for Fronts.
AIIEEEEE STOP THE CLOCK I DON'T HAVE ALL THE STAR PIECES YET
>>557205264nyo, Meekanon told me I can hang out here
do not, under any circumstance open thisyou have been warned
>>557204921
>finemo only orange bond in classic december
Which umas would you cheat with fucking them behind their trainers back.
>>557204760I don't participate too often, but jiggies are one of the comfiest parts of /uma/, thanks anon
>>557205264Sorry anon, I invited them over and they are staying in my apartment while they do renovations on their home.
>>557203350>It's always the quiet ones.>>557203627>BrownShe gonna steal something, even if it's just my dick or heart.>>557203619>IS THAT A JP UMA!? REEEEE>>557203901And here, ladies and gents, we have the dick destroyer >>557204943KILL THE WHORES (falco AND curren)
>>557205568many such cases, my last Taiki run was bricked because I was chasing Finemo all over the damn place classic year, wasted 4 turns on shitty trainingsthen of course she just fucked off and Kita/Kingu never showed up on speed, so I barely hit 1k. NEXTO
>>557203619Daring Tact is very cute, her voice is very soothing, and if I don't roll her I will cry.
Whoa there cool it with the replies buddy
>>557205813Make me, BITCH!
>>557204965She's not my favorite but I'll pull for her
>>557205616yesterday while playing Chiyo's scenario, I imagined what it would be like to train Maruzensky and Chiyo at the same time. while Chiyo stays pure and innocent, Maru and I spend passionate nights at her apartment
i have a throbbing mamboner rn
I like Matikanetannhauser but I hate the chinese
>>557205964Damn, what a plapper!
Sex with ChevaGetting raped by Gentle WifeIgnoring the sister
>turn 3 charming bakushin runPLEASE PLEASE JOHN CYGAMES DON'T RAPE ME
>>557205950At least Shyakaru touches grass.
>Yes I know some of the cards are in chinese and no im not gonna fix it. Just type their names in custom tabThen stop pulling chinese code, you gay vibecoder.
>>557206114built for anal
>>557206146
>just borrow Fuku card bwo>she's good bwo>senior year january>500 speed
>>557206695>he trusted in a luck card
>>557204965I am very highly interested in her. Not in a sexual way though, although I wouldn't be against that.
>>557206695well at least you didn't blow 60k on it haha
>>557206671Another crop for my collection
>>557206695Fuku won't fix your deck if your speed cards are gold city and gold ship bwo.
Bwo
(◕ω◕)
>>557206695This >>557206969 It's a whale card. It's funny that all that shilling here about how they're now constantly getting S ranks with Fuku are never accompanied by posting their deck. Really makes you think.
>>557207141wha a cute creatura
>>557207141(◕^◕)
>>557207260>>557207260>>557207260>>557207260
>>557207301>Ryan threadSee you in 12 hours /uma/
>>557204965She's hot in a fiesty way.
