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Rickey!
>>557207260
Mambo!
ryan love
>>557207385that artist makes EVERY uma cute
I still don't like my 3rd ace
umapyoi among umas
>>557207434mambo!
>Your Ethnicity>Your Favorite umaI'll start>Afro-Latino>Curren Chan
I thought V.Bourbon/Flash was next Monday wtfI have to wait 2 more days on top of that???
wait when did the discord slop guide sneak into the OP
https://jiggie.fun/JdE53fhttps://jiggie.fun/JdE53fhttps://jiggie.fun/JdE53f
>>557207646>ryan OP>discord slop in the OPmany such cases
>>557207570>Filipino>Vivlos
>>557207570Yoruba.Symboli Rudolf.
Thought CM was today. Thank God it isnt
>>557207710i just copy the op from the previous thread and update shit for dates if needed
>>557207646From here >>557145667 when the OP also "fucked up" putting the previous bread to hide it
>>557207710it's been in there for a few threads at least
>>557207516is he the most popular umamusume artist?
>>557207570romamanhattan cafe
Digitan LOVE
I don't know why the fuck I thought training a King Halo for Capricorn would be a good idea. Her career is utterly terrible. Sitting here losing anything I stick her in. Bad uma! Bad!
>>557207260>>557207385>>557207480>>557207804Ryan LOVE>>557207434Mambo LOVE
>>557207516>25When did they lower the entry? It was 30 last I checked.
>>557207260sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>557207570Wait... didn't we have this gimmick last night, except with "Country"?
>>557207570I do not understand or care for this meme.
>>557207570>Japanese>Glass Wonder
Would you NTR another trainers uma?
>Taabo would have won if Digitan jobbed Taabo...
>>557207570>Ethnicity Scots>Nishino Flower
Chiyo pullers, are you guys enjoying your Chiyono?
>>557207830Easily top 3, at the very least.
>>557207570>Trainerubian>Suzuka
>>557207646>>557207812Should we create a new bread to make it proper again? It'll continue with the slop site at this rate. Provide a an image and I will link #2208 as the previous thread too.
Oh nice I guess ill grind mummy parents
>>557207570ItalianSounds of Earth
>>557207570>WASP>Ryan
>>557208084I fucking hate digitan now wtf
>>557207570irish/nordic muttpalmer
I GOT MY FIRST S RANK AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>557207921Threads been so shit lately I welcome it. At least it can be funny.
>>557208187[deleted by moderation for spam]
>>557207570>Mexican>El Condor Pasa
>>557208134Haven't done a Career with her yet but she's already really sweet on the home screen.
>>557208187no it's too late janny is gonna freakjust make it next time
It sucks being a Daiwafag.I love her, but she gets the absolute worst fan "art".
>>557208187just wait until the next bread bwo, the jannies are gonna have a melty if you force a thread split
>>557208279>He got his first S rank through gutsingHonestly, sure, why the fuck not. Gratz!
>>557207570>Native Injun>Taiki
How would Tazuna react if I impregnated my trainees during their senior year?
>>557207646>>557208187The force shilling is really so disgusting. They even stealthily forced it in the OP
I love it.
oreng cute
>>557207570>brazilian>hishi amazon
Who else has really bad careers gameplay wise? Creeks is shit, Rice is Rice, King is really shit, Golshi is Golshi, and I know Sweep has a pretty bad career. Who else upcoming has a rough time?
Post fat uma asses i want to jerk off
>>557208572>200 fucking statsHoly GUTS!What is the next scenario after the oh so cursed MANT anyway, anything easier to play and less bullshit?
>>557208412>just wait until the next bread bwoThis is what I was going to do last time until Ryancord jammed his way in, literally preplanned seeing how he took the last image to announce the move. And look at him all "uwu me only copy :c" fuck off nobody likes you.
>>557207570White LatinxTeio
>>557207646>>557207812Lmao some fucker actually did it. Though they should have replaced gametora instead, would be funnier.
>>557208724obsessed
>>557208597Grass crashed out 1 time really hard this morning (11th in the dahby because of """"low wit""")I'm trying her again but she's not doing too hot
When are we due new events? I just realised that we haven't gotten any event tab "do these shitty G1 races" in a while for free gold. Kinda not much reward for playing at the moment
>>557208679Grand Live and if you hate Unity rng then do yourself a favor and just uninstall now
>>557208724Yeah it's intentional >>557207301 just by looking at the image used here. He'll probably keep sniping the next breads to force his uma.guide in
>>557208597Everytime I think I’ve had my worst career ever, a Mayano career comes along and somehow tops it.
>>557207570ObesianTokai Teio
>>557208679After MANT is GL, the gimmick is that you do idol training
>>557207516Is she calling me virgin?...Is she flirting with me...?
>>557208797at least you're being honest over being a giant tranny
>>557208572692 wit is glue
>>557208405I imagine it's just AIslop, generic pinups, yurisecondary shit, and occasionally one in-character art but made by somebody who'll wipe their socials if their miso soup isn't the right temperature. You have my pity.
>>557208864I still don't quite understand how she manages to be such a pain in the ass... You'd think being a front runner would be a free pass but nooo
>>557208973This but all uma fanart
We need to speedrun this bread if jannies would nuke a new proper bread then
>>557207516>magic trickI made my wand disappear
>>557207570>German>Eishin Flash
>>557208597I absolutely hate doing Narita Taishin's with the one event that gives you a mood down all the way, I have not had a good career with Eishin or Amazon whatsoever. I love Gold City but having to run Tenno Spring and mediums all career is annoying for a miler.
There's no way 15+ different anons come out of lurking on a dead thread to reply to an ethnicity-uma bait post when there's at most 7 of us here at the same timeIt has to be one guy replying 9 different times out of boredom
Imagine how good it would feel to spurt in all that plapmeat.
>>557208597Shichi>Forced Tenno Sho Sping while being a Mile specialist>Medium and Long B while having medium and long objective races>Training restrictions like Golshi>10% pow, 20% guts
>>557208879Idol toreining, eh? What am I meant to imagine here?>Just google it reeeI don't expect any huge explanation, obviously the gameplay isn't going to massively change.
>>557209094if only the fucking mods reenabled the ip count
>>557209094Whats wrong with samefagging it funny.
>>557209140Just Bing it
>>557209163That would expose excessive same fagging, which would hurt hiroshimoots bottom line and expose a lot of VERY obvious bullshit that has been going on since way before the hack. Mind you that the hack has already exposed plenty of it, but no normal people cares for any of that l33t haxor stuff.
Which UMA canonically shave down there?
Is it gay to suck off your uma futawife?
I only have 2 dirt umas, pasa and haru. No Maru, no Oguri, no Taiki
>>557207570>Vietnamese/Chinese>Taiki
>>557209094>there's at most 7 of us here at the same timeJust 7?
>>557209405
>>557209405Horses don't have hair on their vaginas. All umas have bald pussies.
There are janitors in this thread right now as we speak
>>557209405i know for a fact grass wonder has a jungle down there
>>557209282Touché, you smart motherfucker.
Where are the lewds.
HER FRANCHISE
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO
So this is our fate now. OG OP and OGposters die to be replaced by sloptuber shills
>>557209405All of the rich girls trim
Post chestnutters
>>557209405Imagine Ardan's perfect landing strip...
>>557209405anyone with exposed tummy racing outfit
>>557209615Dunno, Ramonu looks quite hairy
>>557209016>inconsistent unique regardless of position>bad stat growths>expected to run a bunch of early G1s for her career, but needs sparks for mile proficiency>Haruten>two dead potential levels in the current scenarioShe has all the tools she would need to succeed in her kit if anything would ever cooperate with her
>>557209094Nyo, I did. I'm just here to jerk off
>>557209439You WILL mootate
>>557209439I think the F2P cope is Mayano with crazy inherits.
>>557209445You mean... I have seven whole friends!?
BAKUSHIIIIIIT
>>557208912It's fine.
>>557209439you might wanna do a nice nature debuffer then unless you really wanna force someone
>>557209439skip it
Which umas are for>Role-playing>BDSM>Dirty talk>Foot worship>Watersports>Group sex>Femdom>Anal>Breeding
QUICK, SOMEONE SCREECH ABOUT JP POSTING!
>>557209439Aren't you forgetting about someone?
>>557209495they're horses turned into peopleguess what people have
Best umas to farm fans?If it's golshi I don't mind honestly
>>557209963Mayano can do all positions
>>557210046an anus? youre onto something anon
Don't care retard
All clubs cord when?
>>557210116Why? They're for gay ass niggers who love to watch guys jerking off to each otherMine is closed sorry
>>557209140gain tokensuse tokens on lessonsdo lives???profithttps://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live
>>557210046They are mixed with horse and human characteristics.Hairless pussies is obviously one of the horse traits they have taken.
>>557210054Maruzensky and rudolf.
>>557210054your least favorite uma
Your favorite uma.guide page? They also updated the race mechanics guide 14 hours ago https://uma.guide/guides/race-mechanics
>>557210240>Mihono Bourbon>ConcentrationWe get TTL AND Concentration? Frontgawds stay winning.
>>557210054GolShi is the best for passively farming fans, since her base career has a high yield. Any Uma who can easily get Mile/Medium/Long A and has a strong and consistent unique is a great fan farmer. Oguri, Rudolf, Daiwa, etc.
>>557210054I think Maru, Oguri,Anyone with good uniques and not too many weird career races that cuck you out of running G1s
>>557210240Intredasting... honestly I've been wanting a bit more idol stuff to begin with, felt a bit lackluster so far all things considered. Not much "Pretty Derby" in this "UmaMusume" idol race troreiner of mine.
>>557210046Winking clits?
That fuku speed card is so fucking shitPeople were really gaslit to spend 400 rolls on that
>Dead thread implodes in activity out of nowhere along with a bunch of low quality shitposts>VF shilling out of nowhereSomething is going on. I just can't prove it.
>>557210054rudolf, maruzensky, opera
>>557210325Troons aren’t liked here, sorry
>>557210257>>557210371>>557210383>>557210507No Maru but having an excuse to use Rudolf and Scarlet makes me happyI assume Daisca's best style is front runner?And what is Rudolf better as, pace chaser, late surger or end closer?
>>557208597Rice is the great filter between good and bad torenas
>>557210502I literally told you guys we are under a VF raid right now
>>557207646It's pretty useful though? Have you tried using it or the sorter at least
>>557210325Shant read the misinfo site
>CM in 23 hoursWTF BROS I'M NOT READY I MADE MY ACES LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO THEY ARE OUTDATED BY NOW
>>557208597Yadda
>>557210596It's literally in our OP retard
soonâ„¢
>>557210325
>>557210554What about naughty torenas?
>>557210629oh. it's in 23 hours? Guess I have to make my two other aces
>>557210550Rudolf is best as late, especially since fan runs rely on her unique to carryDunno about Daiwa fan runs. Maybe Pace
>>557207570>Cameroonian >
>>557210596I don't know why everyone's calling it misinfo. Hakurakudev literally contributed to making it better
>>5572080620 replies
>>557210502You might be onto something
>>557208062Sorry, I'm too busy fucking my own uma like a man
>>557210689It's building up..
>>557210241didn't know I shared a thread with so many gay people
>>557210828Hakurakudev is from the VF discord?
>>557210409I just wish we got more idolge that weren't pure shit gameplay wise. I grinded through the Idolmaster game and you're genuinely just tapping buttons on a beat. Its insane.
>>557210921The VF cord is literally raiding us.
>>557211021He's in there, yes. He's also in the uma.guide server. It's pretty easy to find him
>>557210834>toreining doggo>CB jump scares mePROPAGANDA IN MY GAME NYOOOOOOO
>>557211024Shinymas (the first one)
>>557210689I'm getting married in 2 weeks
>>557211084Meds
>>557210689Is she any good? She seems a nice girl in events but I'm not sure how much meat she's having story wise and she's got a weak reputation so I could imagine her being underpowered
>>557211135Seriously though, why does CB just randomly show up for a scene in so many different careers?
>>557211084their troon overlord needs to keep a leash on his groomed kittens they shouldn't be hanging around 4chan the evil place of the internet
>>557211208Not EVERY bad post is one boogeyman though.
>>557208597Tamamo has bad races, Bourbon is a Long jobber.
>>557211208I wonder if they know 4chanX/XTroon have a filter where he could just add the shitposts to not interact with thoseGuess he wouldn't because he's the same kind of attention whore
>>557211181fucking underage idols must be illegal
>>557211279Triple Crown
>>557211341also 50% of the posts complaining about raids is the raider faggot. just a heads uphes been doing it for days now so you should be seeing a pattern
>>557207570AustrianSuper Creek
>>557211208>dood just mass reporte and take one for the team and get banned loleNo thanks
>>557211181A mobile game...? Really?
>>557211024They reserve the good gameplay for their web games, not mobile games. Bamco is retarded. Gakumas is when they realized their web game should be in their mobile game too.
>>5572098816. I'm not your friend.
>>557211024Gakuen pretty much has uma gameplay. If you like one you'd probably like the other too.
>>557211380It only is if they find you out
im not going to sit here and talk about it because I am basically his god and me talking about him is his wet dream
I mean, the site's guide looks pretty alrighthttps://uma.guide/guides/cm10-guideThey even have guide for CM10 ready already and it looks good.
>le raid>the site being talked about is in the OPAre you fags in fact retarded?
Your fault
one of his gods* because he is brown and Chinese yep im up there with vaneesh to the spammer
>>5572098817I want to be your friend
>>557208597Bourbon's career is garbage. Long B when she has a marathon of Long races is just retarded. When I didn't know what I was doing I was so confused why most of my Bourbon runs never finished while everyone else I had went through their careers smoothly.I don't like McQueen's career either. I haven't done it in a while though.
>>557211690bwo stop masquerading as me to slander me
I think I'm cooked this CM... The only Uma I've trained and am happy with is a Taiki. My only other choices are subpar Bakushin, my team trials King, or just throwing my Haru and Nice Natty debuffers into the squad and praying for the best
How about instead of talking about made up schizos we just go back on topic.
>>557210054>>557210764Scarlet can be safely put in front if1) she has Early Lead/Taking the Lead (you probably won't have this in a fan deck);2) there's only one other front runner; or3) the other front runners are just mob umas.If you try to put her in front without Early Lead against Suzuka and Ines Fujin or some shit, she'll just get left behind and never ult.She has innate pace chaser recoveries which help with Haruten and early mediums (Hopeful/Derby) and she should be set for pace for those races, but otherwise when the above conditions are satisifed, I think front is more consistent.
why was the OP vandalized why are browns like this>>557211690I'm not clicking on a site that gave positive for crypto mining on virustotal
https://sys.4chan.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=557211714>your fault (or some generic shit that makes no sense that he repeats) - just "I am here" - to me and me only>some shit that you think would come from someone who doesnt play the game>or some shit that someone who wants to pretend they do would say >generic bait questions and general bait you get the idea. I wont say more, just sit back and watch him spam. btw I told you so and he wont ever say why he says "your fault" because then he would realize how retarded his shit is. he would rather just repeat it, because hes brown and Chinese
>>5572098817.5. I’ll be your friend on the condition that you feed me.
>>557211857Agreed... so about the bare horse pussies
>>557207570White EnglishNarita Taishin
>>557211913Why lie
Post FRAUDS
Im confused, post wit training
>>557212123buy an ad
>>557211135
>>557212148Hrm.
>>557207570>argentina>suzuka
>>557212134My wife is the best fraud.
>use Double Jet UI shit parents>use Sweep UIgreat parents hmmmm nyooooticing
>>557212134But that's my hero.
>>557211913Seems like no one noticed >>>>557145667
>>557212134
>>557211878Yeah, don't thiink those are very favorable conditions for a fan runGuess I'll try out Rudolf for now, and if I feel the need of recoveries I'll try DaiwaIf I ever get a good parent out of these runs I'd like to use it on XOguri
>>557212339Tourist. Go back.
>>557208597Forced career objectives are bad but so is MANTblazer's shopslop so it is what it is>>557211913trvke
how can one legacy have such high affinity
>>557211224She's a decently strong Medium Uma.
>>557212456>oguriMight be a fanrun with 40 wins
>>557212201It's your own fault Dobertranny, if your doc wasn't a total waste of time nobody would've pivot into that guy's videos
>>557212339Umamusume?
>>557212339Buy an ad.No matter how much you force it, the shitty website from the troon sloptuber discord should stay in discord. You're advertising which is against the rules, if you want to shill your site buy an ad.
>>557212449reminder this is probably the faggot that doesnt play the game. the jews: accuse someone of something you are guilty of
>>557212339buy an ad
>sun rises on SEA>thread goes to shitnoticing
>>557212580How come you don't tell OP to buy an ad?
>>557212632Who's flatter, Dream Journey or Stay Gold
Hey, JP bros. Which uma are we making propaganda for today?
>>557212535but that site is a copy of the gaslight doc that's why hakuraku dev had to make a .pdf report of the misinformation inside it because it was a copypaste
>>557208143
>>557212720This one https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/109601-no-reason
>>557212339Bwo take your fucking meds, the only schizo around is you.
>the autistic fag that has a thing for sticking to the rules is backIf only there was an easy filter for him /uma/ would be better
>>557211181feels weird seeing official art of characters and then dozens of hardcore porn stuff suddenly come to my memoryfirst and fourth girls clockwise btw
>>557211913No one noticed 2 threads ago because the focus became on the previous link being forgotten to ad
>>557208597Shichi and MTG are rough
Umas? More like, GOONmas heh
but anyways im done with skripts for today as I got nothing at all done and couldnt fix my problemscant try and longer though because I have TP to get through (fan runs). we can sit back and watch this brown Chinese retard sit with his tiny cripple dick in his hands and cry, because without me he is nothing. or with me ignoring him he is nothing, and nobody else gives a shit just know that the next time you want to say "we are getting raided", its the guy who keeps going "your fault" for no reason as his justification for shitting up the thread - and he wont expain because then hed get called a retard (he has no justification) all I wanted to say and I wanted to get it cleared up so the entire thread isnt just "omfg we r getting raided!?!" while I read it while on fan runs
>>557212850Go back to you discord or buy an ad
>>557212705Dream Journey is smaller than Nishino Flower, I don't think Stego can beat her
>>557212535Stop nyoticing
>>557212793Hell yeah, I love the samurai wannabe uma!
I think I lost to something like this in Taurus
>>557212850Just filter with regex
Next thread will be better>>557212871Idolmaster is a sterile series so its not surprising that the fans use their imagination to make their oshis do depraved things in fanart
>>557212595I think you should look into getting your schizophrenia treated.
>>557213030No.I will never stop noticing Machan
>>557212203CB be like "Hey guys, I'm here too :)">>557212456>136 affinityjesus christ
Why not just ignore the OP and let it be like that continuing onwards instead of melting down over it? It's just 3 lines added and it is still a site that would help newfags when they need something. Other sites are nice but they're not as easy to navigate.
>>557213152That's half the appeal of any idol propertyFor those who aren't into the music/dancing/autistic shows, they have the slightly erotic imagery that makes them run wildSame applies to uma really, but since that's literally prohibited you will never see as much
>>557213282The larger truth nuke is no one reads the op anyways
>>557213152next bread will be butter
>Greed this one check>2ndueeeeeeeeee
>>557213282>Why not just ignore malicious changes and manipulation?How about you stop being such a bitch?>Hur dur the OP doesn't matter, neither does the number btw :)
>>557213282It's a site by the VF cord
>>557213282You don't even play the game.
>>557212456Frankly this isn't as difficult as it looks. Oguri with Vodka and Grass as parents is already 90 base affinity. Each shared race between the parents is +1 affinity and each shared race with Oguri and either parent is +1 also,
>>557213282Because that fag will see it as a personal victory Whatever you do he won't stop so no point in engaging with him, specially with something as irrelevant as the fucking OP lol
>>557213282>Why not just ignore the OP and let it be like that continuing onwards instead of melting down over it?This. Remove it silently just like how it was added in the first place.
>>557213282well to give an actual answer: the information on that site is unreliable and while it might have useful features (I've only skimmed it so I actually dont know), a new player wont know what parts ot ignorebut also it's associated with a retard sloptuber who sucks even as a sloptuber
You know that you can change the OP if you actually become the OP right?
>>557213282To be honest it took fucking numerous threads before it was found out, and it's not as if it was hidden too, it was right out there but no one just realized. It's enough proof no one reads the OP or care enough as long as you don't forget to link the previous thread.
||I actually don't mind VF so long as you take him with a grain of salt||
>>557213282>why not just normalize SEAmonkies vandalizing threads to advertise their misinfo site???
>>557212720We are about 2 weeks away from getting playable Almond Eye and the Ebayan design reveal. Just prepare yourself for people constantly posting about both of them and the new scenario song
Don't engage with discord troons.If they want to shill they better pay hiromoot for it.If the OP keeps being vandalized then keep reminding them of what they need to do.
Fuck all this op this op that vf this vf thatNext bread I'm going to bake and I'm gonna bake the best bread ever, it's going to be crazy
Hugs with Digitan
>>557212632dream journey is so sexy
>>557213870OPERA YOU’VE ALREADY OVERPROOFED THE DOUGH
Uma is so full of things to do that I've resorted to this type of organizing.
>>557207570Pure redneck americanMihono Bourbon
>>557210989I don't believe anyone who has had sex with a woman prefers a hairy pussy. When the hairs get all wet with pussy juice and cum and are all messily stuck in every direction.
>>557213768>Almond Eye and EbayanCringe. I wanted Daring Tact and Contrail.
>>557210989all umankos are at minimum fuzzy
>>557213954it takes 20 minutes to finish the carnival event
>>557213891yeah, my carrot is hugging her egg
>>557213954This triggered a memory but I don't know from whenI think they made me do shit like this in 2nd grade
>filtergoing to do this tomorrow, elsewhereany tips on being as loud and obnoxious as possible about filtering on redditchan? just so I can do all those things when I filter him
>>557214104yeah I know, that's why I've been procrastinating. I'll start it tonight
OP's been vandalizedand nobody noticed. How long's this been happening?
>>557213954Brother there are missions IN THE GAME that tell you to do 4 out 6 of these things
>>557214027My riajuu senses are tingling.
We desperately need like two new bakers that use different umas for the OP for once
>>557213891Artist found my post asking if Digitan really needed to drain my balls on the spot.
>>557213870based operagawd
>>557214197sure but it's up to you to decide which is important
>>557214181I never actually read the op so I never know
>>557214181approx 2 threads ago
>54TP >will do two runs >first will leave leave me => 60 minutes later >I will be able to do exactly 2 runs and sleep my uma routine is set up so well im using haru card for skill points boost (its the only other card I have) instead of agnes because when I do the fan runs (with this parent) I will be using agnes
I see the mistake, the OP clearly forgot to post a drawing of two girls kissing to really rile everyone up.
>torena became City's husband>some uma comes up to you while you're out on a walk saying she wants to become your uma too>city agreesNetorase?
>>557214281>thread hits page 8>bakes announces "I'm making a new thread">anons reply with an uma>said uma is featured in the next op
At least some will actually start proofreading OPs now. I noticed it along with the missing previous thread and sloppa OP but didn't say anything.
>>557214449Name 2 umas that would rile up anons the most if they kissed
>>557214574falco and curren
>>557214395>60 minuteswhat if it instant glues
>>557214543I uh noticed it right away too haha
>>557214574UsYou and me anon. Comere~
>>557214642I NEVER give up
>>557214676SEX
>>557214712ganbatte meeku
>threads been slowing down>vandalized OP>no one pointed it out>known posters have either quit or MIA>clubs burning out one by one and failing to hit full membersMaybe we really are dying.
>>557214771Spechud
hes also seething because umamsume is a system in which there is entropy, and im gonna figure it out
>>557214823autis/uma/ is doing pretty fine though bwo
>>557214395You’re not welcome
>>557213891its a hug alright, a dicking hug
>>557214823>doomnigger falseflag
kingu love
>>557214823Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>557214823>tfw we're past our prime
Ryan threads really are the worst. It's no longer a coincidence at this point and they even added a slopcord site along their Ryan thread.Ryan herself is a sweet girl but her fans are all shitposters and I doubt there's one out here at /uma/ who genuinely likes her.
>>557215008started with endfield's release for me
>>557214528city is a top, she OWNS her toreina/husband
>>557214983based kingu love poster
oooo hes upset
Vodka's Speed SR is amazing for Aquarius!
>>557215069hags!
MANT
>>557215008
>>557215008You forgot your teiover pic
>>557215193>>557215193bachiguu yo
>>557215090are ryan threads the worst because of ryan? or are ryan threads the worst because of schizoniggers who hate ryan with a passion
/uma/ was really mean to the best posters of this thread and we won't come back until you issue an apology.Killing Teioposters was as bad as offing gaddafi and now the brown people are overflowing the thread.It's still not too late to apologize.
>>557215069At least we can have one final hurrah with the fantastic, popular scenario MANT before global gets EoSed.
chiyono killed us
SELL UMADASH STOCK NOWSELL UMADASH STOCK NOWSELL SELLSELL
>>557215387many such cases on this site
>>557215090Don't forget that this thread was intentionally or maliciously baked for the sake of shitposting >>557207301 The OP is completely aware of the vandalized OP and mixing it together with a Ryan OP
>>557215396TeioGODs I beg you to come back. Your legendary width blocked the schizos and shitposters. We NEED you.
Bourbon will save us
>>557215069/uma/ has peaked...
>>557215565whatever you say buddy
>>557215606>Your legendary width>he fell for itTeiobros are fit
Totally organic btw
How many months till we can have 24 hour-long comfy threads?
>>557215731Can I see your absFor. Research purposes
Bourbon...my prostate...
Heh
>>557215731they can fit into a mcdonalds, and do so regularly, good eye
straightaway recovery goes hard on JP derby
I will have a platonic relationship with my trainee!
>>557215778No.
>>557215776Never. You can’t keep dividing us forever.
>>557214528she has faith that her hubby isn't some easily seduced manwhore(You) aren't, right?
>URA>>We must keep horse racing alive>Unity>>Bitchy women should be fixed, either through the power of friendship or failing that, my penis>MANT>>????
>>557215403greatvery nicenow post the android/iOS numbers
I know this is probably pretty obvious but which Bourbon should I bring to this CM?
>>557215776Just one more.
>>557215985eh? I just want a slow comfy thread with no shitposters
I get to do 4 consecutive races in this Vodka run heading into summer camp because the first 3 didnt give me mood down! and I won!
Am i going crazy or did they change this? I could've sworn they originally said "date".
>>557216063Left
>>557215776Depends on how hard MANT crushes global players souls
>>557216063>Standard dist OO, trick, final gamble, no "It's on!" for some reason>Redshift, plan X (skill only for those not at the front)left due to the higher wit
Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting 3 people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
Decided to check the site everyone's melting down about but for a misinfo or unreliable site their gacha guide at least looks accurate?Even smarter than everyone who pulled Fuku and planning to pull NTR at least.
>>557216306You guys lost a third? Perhaps its time to short
>>557216164idk, JP script has "date" in it
>>557216306>3Wasn't it 2 before
>>557216164You're right. I hate troonslators so much its unreal.
>>557216306What the fuck, you guys lost two more people? Its literally fucking over
>>557216386buy an ad
>>557216386NTR is a must pull though?
>>557216164>>557216430>>557216527THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>557216527
>>557216416>>557216514We invited an anon a couple threads ago, but he still ain't showing up.
>>557216386Please pull 5 copies of the megabrick, it would be so funny
>>557216386>fine motion>must pullhard pass on that gaslight website
seems like you guys need a big ol hug from taiki
>>557216705But the main focus of that gacha is FineMo?
What if everything in Tracen Academy was a lie from the beginning?
>>557216736awooga!
>>557216736
>>557216625>pity her out of my pocket>cygames sterilizes her career a couple of months later
>>557216782Not how umamusume rate-ups work. They’re both on rate-up.
>>557216386That page is basically a sneak peek of what VF's videos will be and if he ever says the opposite and "Must Pull" on that site then it's pretty much confirmed good.
>>557216970
>>557217024>X powercreeps Y (Y is still usable and you will be using both)whales are so fucking retarded, SEA ones even more so
Vodka is the greatest of all time
Rice Shower is an EVIL VILLAIN who steals wins from popular umas and seduces trainers desuwa!
>>557214528source?
AHHHHH JUST DROP BOURBON ALREADY
>>557216386>waiting for smaru+finemo is bad actually because ramonu is coming and as we all know you only ever use one card for each stat everVery sneaky gaslighting.
Hags?
What was actually stopping american women from looking like THIS?
>>557216386Looks accurate
>>557217403My harem.
>>557217238>>557217363So which is it really
Best overall quality sparks I ever got
>>557217403super creek larping again as a hag
>>557217501Not feeding you information for your gaslight site. Not as generous as Hakudev.
>>557217531silver collector
>>557217609So basically you're not even sure yourself. You're not really as different from the sloptubers.
>>557217501you will still be using finemo with ramonu for a while, especially when making pace chaser umas, but other styles eventually get their dedicated wit cards that give them the gold skills the want (eg bourbon wit)
>>557217410Being fat.
>>557217741>>557217501You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>557217531explodedieshine444444444444444444444444
>>557216705one copy of Kawakami is lucky because then your entire TT team gets a big boostFinemo you spend 20 dollars so you can use both selectors and the rainbow crystals im not fucking with a chance of not getting her
>>557217501What do you mean which is it. It's the exact same nonsense as the gaslight doc telling people to never consider the Kitasan rerun because it's too late and fuku and/or NTR is better for MANT
>>557216306>>557216514>>557216684>>557216598Ahh, should've check the club first before posting. He accepted the invite after all, guess that's two more people then.
oh actually I had that run + 57TP >>557217807>7
>>557217741>>557217805I’m not that stupid. You can’t provoke me into answering by calling my intelligence into question.
>>557217746Naruhodo. Means if I already have my own FineMo then I can use it together with Ramonu, just as how I've been doing until now with Wit cards. I'm not sure with future scenarios but if it's the same as aoharu/URA then that makes sense. >>557217857Like which is really the way to play. One card or two cards of the same stats.
I'm pulling on the Kawakami banner because I love her retarded face
>>557216164maybe I should start reading the important events in the original language to see if these incompetents are still changing things
>>557218029Based.
>>557218029AWOOGA
>>557217959not them but since others properly answered it only really makes you stupid or clueless now.
>>557217363its really funny when you say this because anyone who has done any research into Ramonu wit knows that she caps wit on her ownand not just like "oh, she sometimes caps wit on her own" or "oh, you have to sacrifice some opportunities to cap wit"Mejiro Ramonu Caps wit, on her own, consistentlynow shut the fuck up
>>557217501If you didn't get FineMo or Natie MLB by now, it's too late for those cards. You will be good on wit for MANT with cards like Tachyon, Marvelous or even the Dober event card (all 10RB). You must save for Ramonu, because if you're f2p you won't have carats for the banners after that one.Added Ogurin so you take my post as a gaslight.
>>557218143I’m comfortable with that.
>>557217959You could have at least tried just gaslighting instead of this whole "I'm le smart" shtick. Embarrassing.
>>557218029BASED
>>557218350No, because that would have given you information, too. By knowing what’s wrong, you know what’s right. I hope you understand I’m not doing this for my sake.
>>557215381Maruzensky paizuri
>>557207260>open thread>discussion about misinformation site>IT'S IN THE OPWhat in the fuck this is a new lowAlso>close thread
where is botlocaust.....
>>557218648No point anymore because of EoS.
Mejiro Ramonu is 2 finemos stapled together with 50 special prio and 13 seperate skills and you want to run.... 2 wit cards???
>>557218013I think the pace chaser wit card to powercreep finemo directly as a second wit card will be mcqueen, which wont be until early 2027.Once Ramonu is out though you mostly bring a second wit card for skills, since as this anon pointed out >>557218156 Ramonu is a huge stat stick with the 20% TE and 2 wit bonus, so the stat output for your second wit card matters much less. That's why Finemo will be relegated to a pace chaser card
>>557218648We already accepted uma.guide why do we still even need botlocaust
fine moan is a scam doesn't finish chain or agemasen i'd rather have ramenu she's a hag at least
>vodka run where I have to do maiden twice >hopeful 3rd place (uh oh) >get 4 (FOUR) double rainbow training in a row with my 2 speed cards kita + biko BASED!
>>557218708We already run 4 wit cards for sprints so what's the big deal
>>557218708i'm not kidding look at this shit "oh finemo is just as good im rolling for smaru finemo rerun" kill yourself like actually just stop talking about shit you dont understand
>>557217859why is danchou slacking?? its almost midmonth
What wit card am I supposed to run when Ramonu comes out then?
Why is Tokai Teio so shit...
i NEED a big sweaty breast-smooshing victory hug from taiki
>>557218736>Once Ramonu is out though you mostly bring a second wit card for skillsWould Marvelous be viable as a 2nd wit card? I prefer her hints a lot more than FineMo's. I really only bring FineMo because of how much Wit she brings in because of how RNG her final event is.
>>557218973Good post
i want maruzen to bacchiguu her umanko on my face
>>557218931but I'm rolling for maruzensky on that banner I don't want fine motion I swear
>>557218956I should clarify. When the trainee comes out.
>>557218956Ramonu solos wit bwo start bringing power cards instead.
so this is where all the club anons went...
>>557218938He got COVID , whatever man we kicked a flattie at the end of December too and had to scramble just to retain A+. We're used to this.
>>557218931I'm gonna use the next 2 selectors to put my FM to lb3 such that fine maruzen gets her to mlb. Then I'll have the 2 best wit cards to use for shorts.
>>557219000by skills he means golds since the skills sunday offers become significantly more frequent from either events or scenario mechanics.Speed Star, and Speed Star alone, is the only reason you would ever run finemo along with Ramonu
Idk why you niggas insist Ryan is the ugliest umamusume, when that little shit Biko exists in the same universe
god loves hags and hates irishramonu > finemoan
Most of you haven't even played JP. Why are you giving advice for future rolls?
The worst part is that just like a couple of threads ago where an anon unironically bricked his account by throwing 400 rolls on fuku to only get her to LB1, some other anon will be gaslighted into MLB'ing Fine Motion for no reason at all.
>>557219415I have
>>557218956next good generalist wit card after ramonu is rudolf if I remember correctly. There's like half a year in between the Ramonu character banner and Rudolf though, so you'll have to cope for a while>>557219000the sr card? I mean sure, but ramonu isnt coming out for like 9 months, so you'll probably have better options by then>>557219080Maru has an earlier banner that you can roll on then :)
>>557219415the sloptuber said
>>557219401This is a well endowed umamusumeWhat large, healthyears
>>557219440LB1 is good tho, just use the two upcoming pick ticets and now you're at 3LB which is very usable
Ramonu's personality fucking sucks, but ZAMN those tiddies
>>557218573patriot
Bottom 5 thread of the month. I really want MANT to come save us
>>557219601pige
Ramonu has fucking 120 free pulls, I don't know why people are chimping out about. People who decide to pull Finemo will have fun earlier, that's literally it
>>557219624dont say that...
>>557219624she only lets you touch her if you please her by choosing a good race
>>557219601I'm sure that anon is retarded enough to get gaslighted again using both card selectors and the crystal to MLB the card.
>>557219658by killing off 60% of the playerbase...?
>>557218619how did you post this if you closed the thread
>>557219415Because people are asking? I do think though that for discussions like these where the subject matter is almost a year out it's perfectly reasonable to just hop into the actual JP thread and ask them for advice.
>>557217531>Try to farm any 2 blue + front>pace, medium, long, NEVER turf
Pull on support cards?YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!I AM ONLY PULLING ON UMAS!
>>557184764Found it
>>557219401Biko doesn't have huge breasts that she doesn't deserve unlike Ryan
>>557219757As opposed to using it where? Nothing else worth to use it on if you already have Kita, Creek, and Finemo MLB'd...
>>557219718fun is horsegirls, faggot
I'm skipping fine motion to dump 400 in the CB/Creek banner so that I have both MLB creek and a second wit card and I can finally stop borrowing the shitty ass shitty poopoo caca shit sweepy card
>>557219757Finemo has been meta for the past 6 months and will be meta for the next 8you people are deranged man
>>557219401I'm doing this right now.
>>557219968that post is about fuku not fine motion>>557219924>if you already have Kita, Creek, and Finemo MLB'dI miss teioposters so much it's unreal
>>557219848this is cool, thank you anon :)
>>557219440There are already gaslight campaigns telling you to brick your account by rolling on this dogshit banner
>>557219893Biko also has a great support card that gives a great sprint skill. Ryan has, let's see, a skill that only activates once you're already losing.
i've gotten so many 3* blues off failed ace kingus
>>557219386>>557219480>Speed Star aloneGuess I'll have to pray to RNG even more as a pace chaser once Ramonu comes out
>finish prepping for dirt CMWhat now?
I'm so glad people are finally seeing through the fucking gaslight
>>557220185post team
>>557219480Thank you for your wisdom, anon.
can you jp faggots fuck off to your thread? seriously fuck off
>>557220118shame king has such dogshit affinity
>>557220185contribute to hakuraku
>>557220217>but have you seen her training effectivenessPeople forgot Witgod's gospel.FB = Spec Prio > the rest
>>557219601Is mlb creek worth it? I got her to 3lb off fuku rolls and have 1lb fine. I was going to make both of them 3lb with the 2 selectors and continue to save my crystal for ray romano or pasta speed.
>>557207570>Irish>Matikanefukukitaru
>>557220307>witfraud in 2026
>>557220185Start prepping for Pisces.
>>557220307witgod has always been the only decent sloptuber even with his obsession with el condor pasa and his subpar CM umas
>>557220490Based. This is uma.guide thread
witfraud = old and bustedvf and uma.guide = the new king of /uma/
I stream uma game
>>557220221Only prepping parents because MANT dropping mid-CM will powercreep everything>>557220274That sloptuber fellator? Nah
>>5572203873LB Creek is 8 RB and MLB is 10 RB, not much of an improvement but you should still MLB her.>>557220574>>557220632Buy the adderinos.
>>557220574To play devils advocate, they do have more plats.
>>557220659You still need some usable umas to make it to round 2 though
>>557219401im all ears
>>557220245not giving (you)s to every pic of an uma not in global anymore huh, you got lazy
When did /uma/ get fucking infested with browns, one of the core pillars of /uma/ is that witGOD is the one reliable youtuber.
>>557220536wit guy made possibly the worst Oguri i've ever see >NSM when it doesnt proc on late this CM>only 2 midgame skills (curvature is corner and corner is final corner)>triple stacking Accels on an uma that desperately wants to stack midgame and lategame velocityits genuinely ass
I have 6 Plats that I somehow lucked into despite having a 67% average WR
>>557220632Queen*Don't be transphobic.
finemoan agemasen again kill me
>>557220706To play devils advocate, you are replying to a post that violates the rules.
>>557220812>this CMIsn't that for the Dirt CM
>>557220834lovey dovey sex with palmerzoomer sex with helios
>>557220812>midrace on a late for mileanon are you retarded, lates on mile are accel gamblers
>>557220812I'm winning with an even worse uma than his Oguri. Believe me his Oguri is still decent
my gf bakushin glowing in the dialouge with chinyo O
>>557220834sbmm
>>557220812That's a Dirt Oguri, you can tell from Updrafters which is a Mile Skill. If you take less midrace velocity your uma could decide to take the inner rail going into the late race which is prime NSM material.
propaganda jump scare
Out of 6 sparks (1200 pulls) on support cards, I have never gotten a single off-banner top 3 meta cards. I'm still a creeket/finemolet
>>557220972>zoomer sexhuh?
>>557220834this song is older than most of /uma/ by the wei
>>557220972Stinky Windy looking hot.
>>557220990If he's going for the lets pump he needs midrace, rooms atm are 4+ fronts and at 2+ pace so lates are starting from 67th or below
>>557220217I don't know about you, but I have her MLB and she does her job 100% of the time
>>557221206>he doesnt know>>557221217>2014>older than most /uma/
>>557221326>gives speed star 100% of the timethis is more unbelievable than saying you're 8/8 on CM's
goodnight trainers saving my fan run for tomorrow, to do when I wake up. im on 0TP so its pretty cool. rare fine motion card still bringing some controversy (because she is superior)
>>557221317>roomsNever let the open lobbies make you think that's how CM is going to look like.
>>557220990>>557221087I forget people actually give a shit about CM9CM10 Ogui is the privileged late that does not need to gamble she just needs to hit TP while in front of everyone else.You need final corner, you need mummy + plancha, and you need to stack the fuck out of lategame velo skillsgambling is not reasonably overtaking pacers that do shit like this
>557221416No one asked, die on your sleep tard
>>557221184AIEEE
>>557220812557220812 guy made possibly the worst post i've ever see>dissed NSM when it proc on late next CM>says its lacking midgame skills (curvature is corner and corner is final corner which makes it perfect)>says triple accel is bad on a distance that desperately needs all the accel you can proc late-raceits genuinely ass
NYOOOOOOO DON'T IGNORE MEEEE>>557221416>because she is superioras a LB2 haver, very based and true! always enjoyed my runs with a borrowed MLB version as well, always shows up a ton in rainbows and does her event chains.sleep tit, meek
>>557221487>mummy + planchaThe Oguri is late not pace.
>on your sleepESLhours already?
>>557221519youve been seething at me all night desu idk why you can stop being a fag though and keep quiet if you hate me though
kek
>>557221487>TP while in front
https://jiggie.fun/ae9r_dhttps://jiggie.fun/ae9r_dhttps://jiggie.fun/ae9r_d
>>557221583I did not stutter
>>557221487Are you actually on drugs, trying to gaslight or just retarded?
>>557221676that's how you know he doesn't have oguri cap and he's speaking off his ass
>>557221528>he easily scares of triple crown propaganda
>>557221612>asking if ESL hours started early when half the thread has been umaguide shillingyt (brown american) people not smart.
Hoen Curren is starting her debut! She is the number one favorite in the race!
wtf is time.time()
>>557221676not literally in front because theres pacers everywhere but by the time you reach TP distance if you are not 2nd-3rd you are risking losing to the autowin Taiki shuttle or a well built pasa
everyone is brown except me
>>557221851stop looking at code if you don't understand the basic functions lil bwo
>>557219268uhhh ohhh bricked dannycho did NOT take the jab
>>557221850Sir, we don't support JP race stuff in this civilized WHITE city.>>557221851Vibecoding.
>>557221851
>>557221850Look at her go!
>>557221851https://docs.python.org/3/library/time.html
Why are we being invaded by VF cord
can we talk about how pump iron isnt gonna fucking proc in a pace/front dominated metagamelike can we stop pretending that strategies are devoid of context and "ohhh cm isnt gonna look like practice lobbies"They have looked like lobbies for the past 4 fucking CMsyea theyre worsebut the team comps are the sameyoure not hitting Pump unless youre overtaking multiple pacers
woo sweepybot is uploading again smeone said he stopped
I browse redditI have discordI watch VFI donate to MooMooCow for his pay walled guides
uma stan feels like gaslight
>>557222173holy shit look aT HER GOOOOOOOOOO
>>557222234>youre not hitting Pump unless youre overtaking multiple pacersIf your late isn't overtaking any pace chasers before/during the final corner then you already lose but if she does then you win. That's the point of late surgers, gambling.
I want to have sex with Croix du Nord
>9 dirt sparks>1 turf spark on a grandparent
I want to sniff Inari One’s twintails while cradling her boobs against my chest
>>557222234>He already forgot about last medium CM rooms being 6+ fronts while in actual CM there was max 2
>>557222173HOEEEH
>>557221676>>557221487WTF is TP? Stop abbreviating into shit that already exists. TP is training points you use to start career
>>557222008im looking at the cde as it comes so that I might learn hw to code... im (still!) stuck on a really long cmd.exe launcher string in my code (script) and by the time I fixed my variable for putting lines on the screen I couldnt do more (paint the box black with ESC codes) I had to do fan runs and sleep. fan runs in umamusume >>557222487toilet paper obviously
>>557222426lmao get fucked
>>557222173SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>557222487Training Peffectiveness
Ban every single VF tranny.
Why is an irish princess racing in japan instead of potatoland
Goo goo babies time....
wait its better to not win a g1 than to win a g2
>>557222323youre not breaking pdm with just umastanstack more straightaway skills to gamble pdm breakingstack 1100 wit for that 50% pace up mode chance every secondpace up + skill = running as fast as fucking possiblebreak pdm as a late and you are now in pace chaser position reaching your top speed faster than the other pace chasers
>>557222487TP for your bunghole
Which umas like BBC?
>>557222634Affinity (for now) is better with the win
>>557222691is this for capricorn or aqua
>>557218156>a 50sp/20TE card caps a stat on her own, consistentlySure. Just like how Biko caps speed. On her own. Consistently. Bull. Fucking. Shit.
>>557222619I wonder if the artist is infertile
looking at bot code is fun
>>557222751Vivlos
I thought the raid stuff was just funny shitpost banter but it's the same badly cropped image in this thread and he's seriously defending what he said so I can't take it as a psyop...
>>557222619
>>557222615
>>557222772Aquariussprint is hellzone grenade you dont wanna care about sprint
>baked potatoes take 1 hour to cookno wonder they all starved to death
>>557222961I don't get it
>>557222859Go back.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
should I paypig only about after a month MANT drops, or should I ...Why am I even asking this question, never mind
>>557222940Tachyon and her trainer didn't waste their time huh?
>>557222751Curren
>>557222426Gunning for MTC's spot in giving awful careers
>>557222234you niggas were trying to push actual meme shit like pump on paces last CM because muh lobbies
>>557222615japan just has stronger racers
>>557222859Wait the raids are actually REAL? I thought it's just multiple anons manufacturing bait for (You)sWhat the fuck
I don't know how to play this game, I have ONE A-rank horse and 89,590 points for the racing carnival and 50k carats, and I got back into the game for those free rollsWhat do I do with these points
She won by 9 lengths!I am resting her for one week and two weeks later we will attempt 1600m dirt in tokyo
>>557223228All the scamcha banner/discount carats/piggy selector will expire by then
I need uma milkies
>>557223213digitan legs and feet...
>>557223072actually the great British lie is that the famine was caused by disease. It was actually caused by british policies prioritizing the military over local food services.many people died not due to unfortunate circumstance but to willful negligence and racism (the Irish were given the same racial science treatment as black slaves)
>>557223406>the raids always happen at the same time and always about the same topic (shilling vf and shitting on witgod)>anon just saw the pattern just nowwew
>>557223412Get the rainbow and gold shard first
>>557223412Clear out the carnival shop with those points from the top. You got a few days left
>>557222548No you
>>557223525I mean it was completely possible to be just bait since they get so many (You)s all the time
>>557223419she NEEDS to be STOPPED
>>557223459That can be arranged. From which uma?
Seiun milkies.
>>557223628hory shet the perfect uma
>Raidschizo is babbling his delusions again
>>557223817touch her ears
>>557223412Check the shop, rainbow shard is worth 1/20 of a SSR or $20 assuming you get them allGold shard is worth slightly less but is still usefulPull tickets are worth 150 carats.Stars for Halo, Grass and Pasa are worth less than Seiun's or Special Week's not to mention KKK PasaIf you're retarded you're not going to like this but it ultimately doesn't matter.
this seems like a better accel but only for festival Gold City, its a bad inherit
>>557222859It's very weird how this post of all post is being ignored but a post about witgod being shitted on is getting so many replies or anons agreeing to it.It's funny though how they're shitting on him on his server but VF or his mods doesn't enforce anything about it but dare disagree with VF's opinion and you get send to gulag.
>Chiyo-chan hits Turbo Sprint, Head On, Speed Star, Mummy and Plancha to overtake Curren Chang>my late Oguri hits everything in her arsenal (OYL, Red Shift, Divine Might and Pulae) to cuck Chiyo from victory by a nose
>>557223817>huge tats>naked (slut) ears>the small hint of underwear>the last panel>lazy boycuuuuuuuuuute seeeeeeeeex aaaaaaaaa all the things
>>557224020seriru makes garbage content and is ultimately no better than AI channels that spew the racedoc at you without any contexthe only cares about JPJP is his main interestGlobal is free moneythats all it is to him
>>557223687El
>>557223637i figured it was postironic /uma/ denizens just having a laugh. the idea that some weird guy who streams uma musume could have a following that fights for his honor here is almost too weird for me to believe.
>>557223406Should be easy enough to fact check on your own bwo. I only really noticed because of how bad the cropping was.
I want TopRo to NTR my hand with me, I'm tired of wanking myself.
hons
>>557222859Try saving the image and it should have the same filename as the one above
hortse
>>557223526>>557223593>>557223905I now have 1 rainbow shard and 5 gold shards. Uses: unknown>8590 points left>47 Grass Wonder, have the horse>36 King Halo, have the horse>9 Seiun Sky, do not have the horse>18 Special Week, do not have the horse>67 El Condor Pasa, have the horse>8 El Condor Pasa Ultima, do not have the horseWhich stars do I get, it seems a pretty meaningless choice right now if I should go for Seiun, Special or Gigagrande
>marked
hon
>last thread lasted 7 hours*coughs blood*I'm not gonna be around to bake,,..
>>557224772I'll bake, no worries. It's hours away yet, but next image posted can be OP so long as it's neither ugly nor gay.
>>557224729I dont like that this T guy is always portrayed as an overbearing bumbling chudconsidering he's a self insert I guess its the authors vision but its always unnerving
>>557224729
>>557219848BENIS PARK!?
>>557221843i need mr cock balls
>>557222691>pdm breaking>break pdm pdm is continuously on until halfway through there's no such thing as breaking
if i don't have fine motion, should i skip her (two) banners and wait for ramonu instead
>>557224740>how it feels to be retarded with your bwos
>>557224986yeah you break pdm and then you break it again the point is to stay out of pdm as long as possible
Why are you so mad about VF? Are you jealous about his success? Are you jealous he's doing what he loves and making money at the same time?
>>557224930Silly Daitaku. Thinking she could take on her fuckbuddy Palmer at the Arima Kinen, when she can't do long races.
>>557224968BENIS BARK :DDDDD
>>557224930
>>557224873ogey :DDDSee image attached and,Feel free to proofread: https://pastebin.com/G1Qe4kDT
>>557225072
hor>>557225098*resets time, removing all memories of your time with her*
>>557224675>I now have 1 rainbow shard and 5 gold shards.Just get the 3* uma stars, like seiun, spechud and giga pasa. You're highly unlikely to redeem through stars because they require everyday grinding in the future and you seem like mega casual
>>557212456What site?
>>557225139
>Fastest thread we've had in a month>It's 90% shitposting, flame wars, gaslighting and sloptuber drama
>>557225327uma.moe , NOT affiliated with that other one
>0lb Finemo>3lb Creek>mlb KitasanI think my pull schedule makes sense. If my chosen uma banners are merciful, I might be able to mlb SMaru and Tachyon, and hopefully pull 3lb Finemo too. I don't think I'll commit to using the rainbow crystal on her until August after all my supoka pulls finish as I look towards Ramonu/Pasa
>>557225362such is the power of ryan
>>557225338
https://x.com/i/status/2001591778613563518Which uma would accept do this to me?
>yeah bro don't roll for finemo just wait 6 months from now mmkay :)retards
>>557225239Uh huh... Nice edits buddy
>>557225529
let's do something fun, which of your umas have won a CM?for me it's>CM2 - Daiwa Scarlet in B >CM4 - Taiki Shuttle in A>CM5 - Agnes Digital in A>CM7 - Taiki Shuttle in A
>>557225589Skip Kitasan and wait for her rerun
HOLY FUCKING SHITGIVE ME MY FUCKING DAILY SHOPWHY ARE YOU FUCKING TRYING TO BRICK ME SON OF A BITCH
>>557225737DANCHOU THIS MAN DOESN'T LOG IN TWICE A DAY TO BURN UP HIS TP/RP KICK HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
>>557225719you guys have wins?
>>557225404actually it is, Hakuraku dev (SparksVT) worked on both uma.moe , uma.guide, consulted kachidev (VFalator) and was consulted for the Genesis tourney ruleset
>>557225070nothing you write makes sense "pace up + skill" means you're at the back. "gamble", pace down is nonrandom. spend some time studying races in hakuraku with the position keep indicators on.
>>557225718
>>557225317I didn't grow up playing stat grinders and so I was bummed out when the gameplay was mostly picking between stats I don't understand. I didn't mind the 2-3 hour visual novel careers, but it was a joy to meet the umas and watch them race and be able to poke them, but it felt exhausting overall. I JUST want to meet and race my fast winning horses and have fun with them. When's the next banner that I should dump carats on, or does it only matter if I can fully limit-break them? I want new horses, not event cards, but it feels like event cards are the big thing. Also who do I use my 3* thing on, I heard some people say McQueen but others say Oguri
>>557225837I already used up my RP during reset and burned another set of rp right now and still nothingFUCK THIS BULLSHIT
>>557225886that's just one guy
>>557214528That's called harem you cuck
Why are straight men flocking to a queer game?
>>557225908
>>557225886>SparksVTthe fuck is that some streamer i doubt it. hakuraku dev is surely more autistic>>557225737split the daily races into two sets of 3. i don't bother when there's only 3 but i do when there's 6.
I'm really lost on what to do, I don't want to build aces yet not until mant. Can someone help ;-;
>>557225719>Leo - Taiki>Libra - Gold Ship>Scorpio - XOGuriPretty soulful if I do say so myself
>>557226096this is a fight between Terfs and Incels theyre borne of the same cloth
>>557222619I don't like this trend, Super Creek is FERTILE.
>>557226108
>>557226140I even do daily races 1 by 1. I never been this mad about this shop. This rng bullshit is just awful
>>557226197Don't worry about itJust drop a rice shower sticker in club chat and danchou should be able to help you
>>557226096oguri cap wouldn't say that
>>557225719Because I started on Kitasan rerun
>>557226329i've never had it not give a sale doing a set of 3. maybe there's some rigged guarantee if you do 3.
>he repliedfaggot
Front Pasa or Pace Pasa with Mile S
>>557226309
>>557225719>CM5 Vodka>CM6 Golshi>CM7 Maru>CM8 SMaru
>>557225589I can see the logic for f2p's. Both initial banners - Finemo and SMaru's - aren't great. Finemo shares it with Kawakami Princess which isn't a great SSR card in the context of SMaru and Tachyon. SMaru shares her banner with Festa, who isn't a great wit card in the context of Finemo/Ramonu. So it makes a certain amount of sense to wait two months after SMaru to pull for her, when her banner shares with Finemo. >inb4 Finemo is a brick after 11.2025.Doubt it. I don't believe anons saying Ramonu alone gets 1200 wit per career solo consistently anymore than I believe anons saying Kitasan alone maxes speed consistently per career. I'm going to pull the SMaru/Finemo banner and prioritize SMaru. I've been borrowing Finemo for awhile, and that will probably continue, but if I get her 3LB in mid-August, I won't complain.
>>557226425Alright I'll do it next time, but man it will be heart breaking if I dont get the 2 shops pop up before the reset
If Falco wasn't good in Virgo, why would she be good in Aquarius?
>>557226602Different tracks = different outcome
>>557226495
Look how short she is
>>557225719>CM1 - Gold Ship>CM2 - Gold Ship>CM6 - Gold Ship>CM7 - Taiki Shuttle>CM8 - XOguriI hope to never run Gold Ship again now that I have Taishin and Tamamo
>>557225719I also have 2 McQueen wins
>finemore shares it with kawakamithey dont SHARE SHITTHEYRE BOTH .75% EVERY SSR BANNER IS .75%ITS NOT SPLITITS JUST MORE CHANCES OF GETTING THOSE TWO OVER ANY OTHER SSRFUCKING FAGGOT
>>557226602Aquarius track is closer to Cancer, and she was top tier in that CM
>>557226602aquarius is rounder
>>557226096>"everyone">gay mendon't matter, kill yourselves, faggots>straight womendon't care>gay womenI don't believe in lesbians>suicideI wishGod I love horse girls.
>>557226670
>>557226337Guess I'll just do 1 run (1m fans) and call it a day.
>>557226713God I wanna fuck her so bad...
https://poal.me/x3klk7https://poal.me/x3klk7https://poal.me/x3klk7
I just had a career where ALL my SSRs fucked off and didn't finish their skills. Not even ONE. Senior year was a shitload of random Rs and SRs or no event at all. I've never seen that before. Obviously I had an awesome uma with good stats and mile S.That's it. I'm done with this game. I'm sweepying for the rest of the month and then I'm out. Good for my club, I was already doing only one or two runs/day only. Fuck this retarded game.
>>557226558"yeah I didnt play the game but dont believe people who did" how about I throw rocks at your houseramonu wit caps wit on her own consistently thats why people are telling you to roll for her beyond the fact that she gives you ten billion maxed skillsdumb cocksucking retard dont talk about shit you dont understand
>>557226856
>>557225919I can't give much advice to uma-only pullers, just go nuts on the uma banners. If you're looking to to upgrade your cards to train stronger umas, the NTR banner seems like a good one to dump on because it has free pulls and also could give you meta cards for the next scenario
>>557226660I need more details>>557226809Cancer was before mechanic changes. I believe that alone makes Virgo more similar. >Taiki can compete>Spread out at Final Corner>NSM>SMaru that isn't built in less than 12 hours
i like this whore i wish she cum soon
Why is ancestors not at the launch of the scenario? Why did they make it 2 weeks later with no free pulls?
>>557227053
>>557227143What is the French equivalent to hachimi
>>557227191its not an amazing card and cygames didnt wanna release another meta warping card immediately after ramonu.Goddesses is a perma borrow card for this reason.this is why in the future scenario cards and general meta cards are in the same banner
Poll was made by a retard, some of those options don't make senseHope your club implodes
>>557227238
>>557222619So is she pregnant or not? I don't get it and artists who draw like this deserve to die for being vague
>>557226941I kick flatliners even days before the end of the end of the month
>>557225719I can't even fucking remember. Is there a way to check in game?
>>557227041go eat shit, pigfucker. Go on, tell me more how a 50sp card with 20te caps a stat all by itself. retard
>>557227514New scenario = stat powercreep
>>557227419
>>557227070I mean, I still rolled for the Kitasan card, even though I only have just one, I'll still pull for whatever meta banner I have to pull on. Literally an NTR banner? I won't pass on free pulls though
Highest yet
>>557227590
>>557226941Normally, no, but seeing how we have 3 (three) clubs that have been desperately looking for anyone for a week straight you might as well keep them in
>>557225719>CM3Suzuka>CM8Full Armor Fukuthat's all I've got so far... I don't know how you guys rack up so many wins.
>>557225919Go play frontrunners, borrow Sky and go win races. Its just that easy.
>>557227793
>>557227191usual cygames kikeryancestors can be a skip depending on your stash balance, just borrow it
>>557225719golshi in cm6 brudolf in cm7 a
>>557227774When Brian's card highrolls, holy shit does it highroll. She once pretended she was Kitasan, spent the whole goddamn career fucking glued to speed training, that +2 speed bonus is NOT fucking around. Her welfare SSR made me want to pull for her, and Brianfags in /uma/ did the rest. Can't wait to bring her home.
>>557227514you havent played grandmasters saying shit like thisyou can have a rainbow every goddamn turn, 2 hints for every hint click, or even double the special prio and training effectiveness of a card
Why do sloptubers make videos aimed at F2P and never mention light spending unless it's the witjap telling you to buy a $40 movie DVD for a $20 voucher code that saves you $360
>>557227425wizardbwo....
>>557221851he's using the function time() from the library "time" and it must return a value that it's been written on the variable "last_restart_time"? My programming knowledge is very basic.
>>557227983
>>557228092because to an indonesian, $20/month is the difference between having a roof over their heads or not
>>557228294every time
>>557228145
>>557227973Wait Sky? I thought I was supposed to borrow Kitasan Blacks, or do you mean as a parent
>>557227850>>557226941Flatliners are part and parcel of being in an /uma/ club
>>557228114it's just funny looking code
umamusume
>>557228092> unless it's the witjap telling you to buy a $40 movie DVD for a $20 voucher code that saves you $360what the FUCK
crazy how if your art doesnt have that weird T headed faggot in it its suddenly a million times better
>sprint CM rooms>Curren, Bakushin and Air Grooveso this is what a soulful CM looks like
>>557228113Already google it not like everyone especially men would know this kind of stuff. Anyway, Creek is expired goods so it's accurate.
>>557228360Parent skyFor frontrunners you just need to get the Maruzensky card.Other good cards are free Suzuka speed and free Bourbon wit. You just need to grab the Maruzensky card and enjoy the game
>>557228343
ryan LOVE
>>557228470Yes, jp has merch with codes for in-game rewards.
>>557228513>>557228513>>557228513EARLY but fuck it
>>557227191QRD on why this card is considered so good when all I hear is that it's whalebait and skippable?
>>557228612jannie, smite this motherfucker
>>557228557
>>557228076>the increased power of the scenario is such that a single good card can max a statHuh. Good to know about Grandmasters. I'll note that's a distinctly different claim than you were making earlier, when in reality the scenario itself is doing a significant part of the legwork.
>>557228568will globabs get a similar $360 movie coupon??
>>557222804the artist is a man who gets off on a suffering and hates children. Super Creek, on the other hand, is joyous, full of love, extremely fertile, and wants (Your) babies.
>>557228961Best scenario I can come up with, is the codes get scalped to hell
>>557227503Nope. That's why you screenshot and document it yourself
>>557228612kill yourself
>>557226602She can use more of her Dirt skills in AquariusNow how good those dirt skills are? I have no clue
>>557222615She went on a diplomatic mission to Japan and was convinced by a trainer to give her dream to run another chance.
