Previous: >>557228513>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/CB Edition
>>557254136based
>>557252498>>557252682Can I buy the green energy drinks there?
front runner won
Le fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557254283
>>557254215I'm going on a twitter quest to find every CB doujin this guy draws. Holy damn I haven't fallen this hard for an uma since........I don't know when.
>>557254329
>took my URA finale virginity>took my A rank virginity>now took my S rank virginity
>>557252969Chugging the Special Freak drink like
>>557254262There was an ID in the previous thread that autisdancho passed up. You should invite them
oishi
but what does the CB stand for?
mr cock and balls hahahahahfahgyhyeghu
>>557254405Cosmic Break!
>>557252969>Andersen: Im Garten der Rhetorik... The fuck? Hell is that doing in that image?
>>557254439I hope he's not friends with Mr T
>>557254136Mr. Cock and Balls is cool and all, but she's no match for TEIO!
>>557254561>Die CUNTWeird title. some kind of homoerotic curse book?
>>557254665the french version is better
>>557254383bakusex supremacy
>open door>get toreina-nappedlook how smug she is, holy
>>557254665
>>557254594sex with CB AND ace>>557254759NYOOOOOOOO DONT STEAL MY VIRGINITY CB NYOOO
>>557254391They've said it on the thread already; >61 runs completed
goslingposting doesn't begin to describe my feelings about this artist
>not a single focus or race greencygames..
>>557254796is that a problem?
>>557254894Goslingposting only reaches its apex once someone makes a Lost Kitten fanart video about the waifu
>>557254894He does that
>>557254976>Tachyon has oneNo...
>>557254972Taking into account that's a day one account, I'd say yes.
Woooaah just exactly what I wanted
>>557255094>cucked by NTR
>>557255074ehh, I'd give him a chance. Worst case scenario, you kick him after March gibs. Best case scenario, becomes a useful club member.
>>557255094wrong uma
>>557255157Not him but I wouldn't. It's a day one account with only 61 career runs.
Where can I find out if a course has an up or down hill. Trying to figure it out for the Tokyo one..
Which are the best parents for each style?
Mambo would've sent him an invite already
>>557255204https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks
I was wrong about Angling and Scheming on Aquarius. I said it didn't work, but>increase acceleration on a late-race corner when in the lead>activation guaranteedThere's a small corner (33m of one, in fact) of late-race before the final straight, therefore angling works for fronts. THEY'RE BACK ON THE TABLE, BOYS
>>557255157sounds like someone trying to speedrun getting banned for botting if their account is 1 day old and already got 60 runs in
>>557255286Thanks.
>>557255362Day 1 account means they started playing on launch day
>>557255203I'm retarded and thought "day 1" meant he created it a few days ago, not he created it in June 2025. I should go to bed..........
>>557255430Gramps....
>>557255226For Fronts:>Maruzensky>Seiun Sky>NY Opera O>El Condor Pasa (debatable)
>>557255436are they being squashed by two walls? what happens next?
>>557254405>C.B. stands for Chigira Bokujo (Farm).
I accidentally deleted my account, what should I do?
TAMAMO!YOU!SMALL!PEEN!
>>557255662Nice
>>557255498oh shuttup it's 0130 where I'm at!!
this thread is somehow worse than the get spam thread
>>557255676
I use grok for my CMs info
>>557254283>CENSOR THIS>THIS IS ME BEING KIND>SHIWU IS BACK?
Well, was able to get a decent run in that actually got Mile to S. Wish the uniques actually got inherited but what can I do when RNG hates my ass. I can sleep in peace and spend most of tomorrow trying to finish up the Master Challenges I've neglected..
>>557255745Hit a nerve? Careful, your blood pressure is rising again.
>>557255713Contact support
>>557255785You our local stego-fag? If so, I was wondering if you're still here.
This thread will be gassed out
>>557255858
Next thread will be better.
>>557255761>Ask grok>It gives me uma.guide infographic
Why don't YOU make this thread better then
>>557255094You have been blessed by Iinchou's presence! Rejoice, for she will do her best for you!
>>557254594
Flat umas
We need 6 star unlocked NOW Cygames
>>557255858Belno is definitely wife uma material. her foals won't be good racers but that doesn't matter.
>Missing 35 3* Uma>Only ever pull dupes for the few that I haveI hate this game.
post something sleepy
Youtube always finds a way to recommend absurd things I'd never look for on my own
>>557255094>img namesometimes trolls don't really think things through
Is Riko good? Should I go for MLB?newfag btw
>>557256081Half my 3* umas already have gotten a dupe...
>>557256061iinchou kakkoiiiiiii!
>>557256121>img name>he doesn't use 4chanX randomized filenamesHello newfag
>>557256138
>>557256152Riko and Tazuna are great for a new player, go ahead and pull till you mlb both
>>557256121he's a phonefag
Why do people insist on stealing JP screenshots as if they play and peddle it as their own here when they have a thread they can shitpost in and it be on topic
>>557256245Don't gaslight newfags if he really is one.
Had this dream last night where I was a little boy and walked past Tracen. Then Fine Motion appeared and started following me, after catching up to me slowly she told me to come with her and that she has something interesting to show. She took me to her room and raped me. It was a good dream. I hope I see it again
>>557256152Skip. Save for the umas you want and for scenario related cards in scenario 4/5/6.
>>557256152I'm going to bed, but if you're not bullshitting, I posted advice for new players last thread or the one before that.
You will roll for your canon wife; Mejiro Ardan.
>>557256219sure anon, haven't heard that one before. Be honest - you just stole it, /uma/ trolls do it all the time
Reminder that Rice VILLAIN made Spe-chan cry
Can we swap kitachud with mr cock ball for the first anni uma please mr cygames
>>557256358normally i have a thing for blue hair chars but strangely ardan doesn't do much for me. Tis odd
>>557254476that's so cool tama
>>557256357I'm serious, I don't know what to pull
>>557256358She's as hot as she is useless.
>>557256426Take your meds please, I didn't come here to argue with schizos
>>557256476Scarlet is so useless and unreliable.She could never be #1.
>>557256596not him but save your carats. We don't have a "Must Pull" card for the entirety of the next scenario
>>557256358I have been planning to roll since October.
>>557256454Good. Fuck Specrap Weewee. Rice made her cry? I already liked Rice now I like her more!
>>557256650you just proved you stole it or was old ss you dipshit, what a witlet
>tfw only play the game because white people hate gingersAnyone else?
>>557256454Good. I hope she cries more
>>557256579Furashu does everything for me
>>557256710
>>557256358ermmm that's kingu
>>557256804Showing you my Arima Kinen winning team is completely unrelated to my single pull just now. Are you that stupid? Well of course you are, why I am even asking. Anyways I didn't come here to argue with schizos, so (-) buh bay bay
If i could, i would roll only for mejiros and put 3 of them every CM. But sadly i have a wife....
G-guys, something is wrong with my Urara.I think she got the blue archive flu
>>557256757god how much I would've given to have a literal bro like this at school. I had good bros, one especially, nothing on the other gender side, however.
>>557256804>20 statuesIt’s a dupe, anon
Which uma is the sluttiest (curren's OF doesn't count)? Which umas wait till marriage?
>>557256996this is CANON bratty urara btw
>>557257057
rice shower and urara should have swapped personalities to be more accurate
I don't trust anything posted from JP. They know the future? That's time travel sorcery. It goes against God. They're all Satan's agents working against me.
Huh. More early concept designs.
>>557257048that makes it even stupider of a post than stealing it. What kinda faggot blog posts a dupe lmao? And calls me schizo
>>557257035The wait for Transcend is excruciating.
>Kitasan has the best support and Kitasan (trainee) is meta parentfront game btw
>>557257224Same type of faggot who posts about mutating an Uma when he's never actually played.
>>557257278Kitasan game
>>557257247My wife & bro will save the game.
>>557257247>she will never say "tore-chan" to you irlwhy even live? huge tits aside, I bet having a bro on the other side of the pond is great, all the more so if she's bi or gayoh well... time to sleep. have a good day, bro-anon!
>>557257342what a horrid villain ambushing our overlord with a funny looking attack dog
>tfw I sparked all uma banner for hishi>wanted more end closers and gotten fronts and paces>still sulking after a weekLuck stabbed me in the back
I'll show Shinko Windy *spreads cheeks*
You guys are fucking retarded why are you arguing over screenshot filenames and pulls? The post was fun for what it was, you don't always have to pull "NEW" umas stupid faggot some of us are happy getting copies of our oshi, also go back to /jp/ this is all your fault
I love my beautiful wife
>>557257656Will you change her mother's mind?
>tfw you like fronts but are fully aware that fronts in the future aren't actually used to win races, but you're still going to spend your precious carats on front cards, even if it costs you generic cards and trainees, because you might be stupid
>>557257805Her mum is a cunt she's not even worth paying attention to
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT MARUZENSKY
>>557257835summer maru support works at lb0
Sweepy please I just need one more
>>557257835>he doesn't know about the future 3 front meta
>>557257937Isn't she at the end of MANT? So i can just skip her and use free selector on it instead?
>>557257978That's only because the umas used happen to be unbelievably overpowered, not because of the style itself. Late and pace are in a healthier spot than front.
>>557258014anything works, lb0 or borrowed
>>557257978And what would they be?
popqueef
>>557258126>>5572579371LB actually.
whens the next grinding event i have nothing to do
FRONT CHIYONO GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH MARUZENSKY
>>557258445next week
>>557258473maru's wits will carry her till late race. it's gonna come down to skills.I'm rooting for you though
GIVE ME MANT I NEED IT NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DO RIGHT NOWFUUUUUUUCK
>>557258473Ganbaruchiyo!
>>557258473Man, Maruzensky having all of the Groundwork skills for early and then Red Shift for the Tokyo course is too fucking OP…
>>557258585Grind parents. Get PWR spark for later scenarios.
I connected lovense to uma that vibrates whenever i succeed a training that can fail, the higher % the stronger the vibration
>>557258657>PWR sparkyou mean speed spark
So when will they add Suzuka's song to Jukebox?
>>557258641
>>557258735Nyo and nyo.
>>557258641i lost w/ these stats, shes seriously op
>>557258787with the 1st anniversary which is actually when her story dropped, they brought New Beginnings earlier for whatever reason
I have no motivation for Aquarius Cup. I don't want to use Falco. I don't want to use Pasa. I don't want to use Oguri. I only slightly want to use Taiki.
https://youtu.be/JF8WNheLQzQ
>>557258998>groundwork + double accel on optimal late-raceGet your own accels and speed diff her.
>>557259027Oh, and here I thought it's some bug that they still haven't resolved or some other issue.
>>557259031Time to mutate Fuku
GANBARE RAISU!
>>557259101well beating her for the sake of beating her holds little value, but it is end of career so hints are low chance & FL very unlikely
I HATE SUPER CREEK I HATE SUPER CREEK I HATE SUPER CREEK I HATE SUPER CREEK I HATE SUPER CREEK
>>557259151ez win
>>557259319kek based super VILLAIN
>>557258657How is ignited power that good and still being used in future scenarios?
>>557258256What's increased training, additional specialty priority?
I should've tested it with a G/C with how much of a joke these tend to be.
>>557259381Its white accel that activates in lategame at any distance, on any style.
>>557259408Training effectivenessSmaru gets 5 TE per facility level as a passive effect
>>557259319last minute sprint training?
>>557259559Nyaruhodo
>>557259580I have a sprint rice already but I'm trying to do better, and see if i can do it without the crutch of vamp's unique to get me through.First S rank ever but that doesn't necessarily mean she's a contender.
>>557259319you win with pace instead of lategj
>>557259765nice try oguri
There will be buff umas in the game?
>>557259831
what the FUCK are those things
>>557259534How about ignited guts?
>>557259857you already have healer grass and chrono is turbo meta because of her abillity
i fucking hate parent farming
>>557259831okay stay retarded kek
Is it worth it to bring some medium parent for Sprint Taiki for CM to get Head-on and stats?
English dub would save this game
>>557259727Good luck Ricebro, mine's already done but I had to use Urara guts for base Rice.
>>557259995what the heck!
>Stay Retarded
>>557260108>parent farming>with those cardsr u even hunting hints bro
>>557260212it's unity, the hints hunt themselves
why has /uma/ been so mean lately
>>557259995
mant doesn't look very fun
>>557260262Because i keep losing the derby
>>557260262I am nice to my /uma/ friends...
>>557259938Its a hybrid skill so its worse.Also if anyone wants to experiment with PWR, i snagged the only truly decent parent with it half an hour ago.
>>557260239>can't burst thh>can't burst pto>can't burst slipstream>can't burst uma stan>can't burst groundwork
>>557260262I think we should smilemax and friendmax everyday
>>557260212>>557260108you make great grandparents with the sparks you want and then you make real grandparents by racing 35+ times and getting what you need off of inspiration
>>557260262shut up flatty
>>557260262Because you're a fucking retard
>>557260262>>557260349>>557260353>>557260506>>557260515shut the fuck up
>>557260582*deflowers you*
>>557260461i had 7 thh and 11 groundwork sparks that was just unlucky
I'm sick of aoharu.
>>557260212He's just blue/pink hunting. You can't have good blue, pink, and whites on one parent. You have to sacrifice one if you don't want to bot.
>>557260582No and be nicer.
>Sign up for more info on the BOANE movie showing'>They actually put up an AMC at fucking 42ND>Sold out>I never got a fucking email about itThanks Cygames. Very cool.
next bread will be nicer
>>557260582Pitlicking hussy
>>557260471But you only have 2 good sparks in your here? Rest is useless filler
>>557260582Well, that ain't nice.Coughio up el zapato, before I blow your brains all over the suelo
>>557260704shut up fag
>>557260734you've never built a GP in your life
>>557260720>>557260661>>557260610>>557260771
>>557260471yeah none of that magically gets you 9 race sparks and a scenario spark, so pic unrelated?
Fatty on mainhttps://youtube.com/shorts/gt9RrSOVAOE
>>557260734more spark = more spark on future parents I dunno what youre missing here
creek is here. it's probably over. see you in 4 alarm clocks.
My uma would beat your uma.In a bake off.
>>557260806she's pondering...
>>557260895NO CLOCKS NEEDEDNow for everything to fall apart
I love tubby horses.
>>557261024Nobody cares
>>557260895>>557261024shut up fag
>>557261091>>557261116post something people care about then.
>>557261024I askedI careI hope the run is good
>>557261024Nice
>>557261024I'm rooting for you, Ricebwo.
>>557260895>>557261024i care keep posting
>>557261172>>557261193>>557261220>>557261238shut up fag
Newfag here, what's NTR? Is it worth it?
>only one mention of NTR in this threadhmm sus
>>557261282Kill yourself where were you when this blog posting content stealing off topic nigger was here >>557255785
>supposedly ardan has the most romantic career with trainer>is chiyo's groomis this netorare? is she more of a lesbian?
next thread will be better
>>557261462unironically shut up fag
>>557261634we're only 255 posts into this thread.
>>557261282
>>557261579
fear my leet skills
>>557261678Unironically kill yourself, bitch.
>>557261717that's why it surely will be better
>>557261678oh so you were being ironic before? what changed?
when will they start releasing heterosexual umas instead of just lesbians? how many scenarios deep?
Find your nearest Chiyoposter and shove them into a locker.
>>557261928an actual fag showed up
I don't think mant killed the game bwos
It was an attempt. Sure is hard to cap speed on a 0 growth uma with only 2 speed cards.
>Unity Cup>Everyone unites to quit the game
>>557261838r u 40?
>>557262005>rudolf>27y oldShe's at least over 30s this hag!
>>557262124You most probably just overtrained WIT instead of going to more speed training
>not a single dirt or mile spark triggeredI love making S+ glue
your oshi>was a stallion in past life>is strictly a lesbian in umaverseit's over
>>557261838Maruzensky post. Very gosu.
new high score with OG rice and overall. Shame she'd never be a contender with those stats. also the sparks were ass. maybe next time!
My penis hurts.
>>557262343>was a stallion in past life>is strictly a lesbian in umaverseYeah, for me
>>557262336post d*ck
my phallus is tender from all of this fertile umanko
>>557262343bro i love stallions
>>557262493Please be in AlmondLove
>>557262493post p*ssy
>>557261282Rice shower general
>>557262495
>>557254136>removed uma.guideWhy are you shitposters like this
erm stop stirring shit bwo we're in comfy hours
>>557262719cute retard
>>557256890Holy based. It's long overdue Urara put Rice in her place.
Just saw this last threadIs this the first time this type of card banner showed up in JP? I dont know how this works Like pick 2 cards to pull and get pity?Is it locked for the entire duration?IF you can swap to 2 other cards does it mean pity counter will reset?
>>557262490Some trainees have extremely tight buttholes.
odds pulling for bourbonevens gooning to robutts
>>557262885It is not locked for the entire durationSwitching does not reset the pity counter
>>557262719>>557262812Rewarding Jordan by taking her to a fancy burger joint after she successfully completes a middle school math test I prepared for her.
>>557262719Don't worry I'll add it back next bread
>>557256917cute momma groove
Why does golshi have the most futa art?
>>557262336i swear ill never understand career score, how is that smaru +1.5k over this chiyo
>>557262961Thanks, seems like a good banner to pull for Tamamo & Stay Gold.
>>557263131all me
>>557263240Stay Gold is shit
erm... horse girl racing...?
>>557262820Bro gets distracted so easily.
>>557263203You barely have any skills bwo
>>557263203it has like 6 more skills lmao
>>557263203smartest chiyofag in /uma/
>>557263203skills play a big part.you have 2 inherited uniques, 2 golds, and 5 commonshe has 2 inherited uniques, 3 golds, 7 commons and 2 passives.In team trials, all skills of the same rarity are created equal, even passives, and I think it's the same with uma scoring, so buying up a ton of cheap skills does wonders for your rank
>>557263279Have you ever raced with your life on the line?
>>557263548i accidentally ate two large pizzas last night...
>>557263594Spe…
>>557263594Teiobwo...
>>557263594i ate 3 in one day last weekand then passed outhow can americans do this daily
I cant stop gooning to umas. There's no going back.
>play fast with a controller>missclick and select the wrong training>fucks up the whole careerI can't stop doing this... i feel so stupid
>>557263203even mine is only 200 score below yours…
I swear there's something going on with cards never finishing their events and it started exactly when they updated the career so that pal cards don't need to be in green to start dating.
Cyburger and Cydrink from Cykonbinihttps://x.com/CyConveni/status/2022144422067286262?s=20
Tama-chan = Cute!!!
>>557263271The card isn't.
>>557263898Umaburger and umadrink from umanbini
>>557263831>lv5 unique you pulled for extra chiyos?
>>557263987just used the statues
>>557263959>Umadrink
>>557263825Schedule a race for every single turn and save it.Then every time you select a training the game will ask you if you want to skip the scheduled race.
are you feeling okay, grass wonder? you seem a bit ill
>>557264026oh right, i never think to use statues until im within 50 because of the exponential cost.. im prol at like 2k by now
>>557256090interesting
>>557263959>>557264035https://youtu.be/7Ywjy-Osh-s?si=LBhVBqnQEFP4ZOzu
>>557263872I've been trying to have a little fun with the Festa card because her hints are decent with high discounts, and choosing the first option in her chain leads to Uma Stan...and guess who never finishes their fucking chain in 5 different career runs. I'd be more pissed but my sparks have sucked for the past two days anyway, bleh. It's been tempting to find SSR Kingu to borrow again, but I can't really pass up a lot of medium/late abilities Festa gives me, I'll suffer through the tradeoff.
>>557264082>slows your entire game
>>557264204your favorite umas deserve it
PLEASE CYGAMES! INCLUDE THE AUTO WHEN YOU DROP MANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
is it alright to use 2 stone to mlb mati spd card?
>>557264309why does fine motion have bonus wit growth? she doesn't seem like a brainiac
i wish rudolf was my dad
oyasumi
How important is "no stopping me" for bakushin in this spring CM? I can take either that or "it's on" for her in my current run.
>>557264472gn
>>557264460Low wit umas blew themselves up during The Troubles
>>557264284Me afI hope it's a bug not a feature, it's like 5th career in a row without getting on your left
>>557264315games with lot of characters i like are rough for me. Anytime there is an 'alt' system in a sense and resources are tuned for single characters. Uma is a bigish offender on this. I have so many umas I genuinely love, my top 10 is busting at the seams. My stock would evaporate. and the Hint books man.. hint books... that area is truly brutal
>>557264472
>>557264309Well then maybe stop ruining your careers stupid.
>>557264526from what ive seen, NSM/NN are extreme gambles in that they might straight up never fire because everyone spreads out so much. Depends what other accels youre running i suppose, and what your power/turf is. For example the chiyo i posted further up, i went with ignited spirit speed over NN because ive just seen it fire so few times in practice room
Sixty-seven!
>>557264526it's on is an actually good mid race skill that gets you further forward at the start of the final spurtnsm will proc once in 20 races
Why would they name a skill Make a New Track?Doesn't make any sense to me.
>>557264765SUCK A NEW COCK YOU FAGGOT
Blaze
Who's meta for Make A New Trainee
>>557264820*Cockblazer
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2022249397896052891?s=20
>>557264720>>557264661Alright then, taking it's on. Didn't get turf S, but did get 1010 pwr and Head-on.
For the next maintenance, who should be in the hunger games?
>>557260262Mant is keeping everyone on edge.
>>557264653you're right, i'm stupidbut your solution just makes another problem, i just have to pay more attention and be less dumb
>>557264898
I don't play the game. I just watch the anime shows.What is Cygames' plan for their next Uma Musume anime? Are they going to do the full manga adaptation of Cinderella Gray or are they going to go a different route?
Spe-chan love
>>557262885>Is this the first time this type of card banner showed up in JP?No, I saw that type a few months ago and apparently they do that regularly. They just let you choose which card you want a spark up on, if they fast forward that that would be great.
>>557265157im never helping this general ever again...
>>557265262SPECHUD HATE
>>557264526Take its on.NSM is for focused late gamblers.
Anons, in your opinion if I wanted to pull on the SMaru support card should I wait until it reruns with FineMo or the original run with the Nakayama card?The main factor is they I have neither Neicha or FineMo and I primarily use Sunday or Tachyon as my wit stat sticks.
>>557265231>full manga adaptation of Cinderella GrayOf course there's going to be a season 2, they might also adapt Star Blossom in some years or make a movie about the 2002 triple crown since they got the rights for No Reason
>>557265231Who knows? Maybe they'll announce something on the 22th, maybe they wont.
>>557265332Nooo don't take it so bad!The problem is me not you!!
>>557265231umamusume DARK
>>557265262I'm not into boys that are actually girls
>>557265486
>>557265421I bet (You) yourself can't think of a reason to roll for the Festa banner instead.
>>557265568
>>557265421depends, do you plan on training many pace chasers in the future?by the time that smaru/finemo banner shows up ramonu will be around the corner and she completely shits on finemo as a wit stat stick, relegating finemo to a speed star dispenser.
>>557265262She is such a cutiepie but I wish she was more cockhungry
>>557265141I wish Air Shakur as an epic memer was more common
but I like threesomes
Imagine being into this sick necrophilia shit.
>>557265901She's technically still alive
>>557265849
>>557265421Issue with pulling finemo that late is, while its a much superior banner valuewise (you roll on double great supports), you basically lose on having finemo for two and a half scenarios.Also finemo gets powercrept by a new wit card to a second place in like a month and a half afterwards. Wit card that caps you by itself, mind you.
>>557265580Well the reason is that the rerun of it is next to the Nakayama uma herself which I want so it helps my chances of pulling her.Also I heard that Nakayama wit is very similar to being a wit version of speed Fuku. High roll card that is a roamer, has a chance of having fail rate 0%, and decent bonuses
>>557265849mcqueen what the hell
>>557266048Bwo, if you rolled for Festa Wit card you can't use the uma with the card.
>>557265539love how FAT Special Week is in this scene
>>55726604820 percent fail ignore. Its the ultimate gamba roamer.
>>557265141Why is Finemo's career mostly her desperately rubbing her ass against Shakur's crotch? I wasted 30k carats on her thinking she might be straight
Get professional help fag
>>557265849Honestly it would've been hotter if Teio pissed herself (like people suffocating usually do) and Makween lapping up the piss on her thighs and pussy to "clean" her up
>gwo roll for Smaru and VBourbon they're like, Front Runner core!>look at the actual front runner core cards>Smaru speed>Bourbon wit
>>557266241
>>557265706I have a couple of favorites that are pacers. Tachyon, Bijin, Bakushin and Oguri.If I had none it would be worth to just wait for Ramonu>>557266037Does it actually cap by itself? The stats are so much better though but damn insane if true >>557266127Yeah I know, I didn't say I would use her own wit card. Having the uma is higher priority than having her wit card, but I have no good wit card so I will likely have to borrow someone's Neicha since she is a late surger.>>557266180It is a really silly card
>>557266241'gro, you're supposed to roll for smart falcon speed and scarlet wit in a year.
>>557266381>I have no good wit cardSure you do. You just listed Tachyon and Sunday earlier.
>>557266381>Does it actually cap by itself? The stats are so much better though but damn insane if trueYou need to buy 5 speed skills, 4 TE per skill
nerf falco
do my sprint trainees need stamina for teamtrials
What happened to the real Teiobros? The normal ones I mean
>>557266381Other wit you should check is the dedicated end closer one, but you can probably borrow it.You end closer Golshies up.
I would fuck Twin Turbo in the ass then make her a nice juicy burger
>>557266573
>>557266573Normal people don't like Teio
>>557266241stop noooticing
>>557266436Ah sorry. Meant to say no good SSR one for stats. Of course I have to be free Bourbon one but that one is pretty sad for training purposes. Like I did a Urara run with Tachyon and Sunday earlier on someone with wit gain and only got up to like 700. Having 2 cards take up a third of my deck to only get me 700 seems not very good, unless my perception is warped by the whales and their high roll runs where they have like 1000 plus wit by having a good SSR wit card like FineMo or Neicha>>557266603I was looking at CB as well, but it just seems worse than FineMo. If I had a lot of end closers I liked yeah it would be tempting but a lot of my end closer umas can also be run late surger
sexo suzuka >>557266573eaten
>>557266412>>557266241>>557266296Frontfags have Kitasan, Summer Maruzensky, Festival Maruzensky, Suzuka, Falco speed, Palmer Turbo staminaBourbon powBourbon Daiwa witI feel bad for Maruzensky
>>557266625
So, should you pull V.Bourbon or not?Should you pull for Nishino?Can you use Kita as front instead?
>>557266852Kitasan is the best front for long
>>557266852Bourbon if you have a big penis.Nishino Flower if you want to get cucked by Seiun Sky.
>>557266852pull who you rike just b yourself
>>557266771if all umas who had aptitude for late surger also had aptitude for end closer, nobody would run late surger
>>557266852Just do what you wantDo what you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRDKBPET7iI
>>557266852pull for the umas that make your dick hard and the cards that make them perform the best
Gud mourning
>>557266949Well I heard that once that skill from Kris S stamina comes out that a lot of end closer umas are better off at late if they can do it Cafe and Tamamo being the ones that come to mind.
>>557266241Yeah, being a frontgawd is hard. Invest in Kitasan, Cygames can't nerf her in any way direct or indirect or the Keibafags will Kyoani them.
>>557266897>Nishino Flower if you want to get cucked by Seiun Sky.
>>557267075Sup
>>557265539
pasa got brocked by 6 late surgers, 1 end closers and a pace chaser
Feels good to be a paceGAWD and have literally all the cards you need be in banners that are must pull anyway
>>557267075good morning toreina
>>557267095we love kitasan kitasan is cute!! if this girl was real I would fuck her
>2 turns before Summer, and none of the training options are that great.>fuck it, I'm at 50 energy, I'll just rest early>Next turn is this.I'm so fucking mad.They always fucking do this at max energy.
Which uma gives you the worst careers on average? For me it's Oguri Crap, three failed speed trainings on this one.
>>557266573Those are the normal ones
>>557267201I am excited for Opera O witThat is a guaranteed MLB from me
>>557266812I want to be Twin Turbo's first kissI want to be Twin Turbo's first romantic embraceI want to be Twin Turbo's first timeI want to be Twin Turbo's first everythingTo make her heart go doki when I wipe the food off her mouth after not minding it all the timeI will not only take Twin Turbo to 1st place, I will also place 1st in her heartI'll also cum in the burger before she eats it
>>557267238why are you building witlet late surgers for mile?
Mayano is more popular than Teio now
>>557267418Guess what button I'd be pressing more if I didn't need to make up for speed?
>>557267371>I'll also cum in the burger before she eats itGET AWAY FROM HER YOU FIEND
>>557267201>can't choose to commit to pace late or end because my favorites are all in them
>>557267264She's only good for long, might as well borrow
>>557267238Despite having 20% speed growth Oguri never EVER maxes speed for me with 2 speed cards. Granted I don't have the best speed cards, but using Kitasan and SR Sweep alone never does it.
>>557266573They all left after seeing what the game did to their anime goat.
choker means crazy
>>557267602Monster is only for long? I thought that skill is just THE best pace chaser accel?
>>557266573They all broke their legs and were euthanized.
>>557266897>>557267143I want Flower to myself. How can I make her exes poof?
>>557267507Wit trains spd as well thoughever?
>>557266573Remember how Teio was THE #1 uma at the beginning of /uma/Then "that" post happened and her popularity instantly got nuked
>>557267784The point of that skill was to kill the end closer menace in long
Do you RP with uma chat bots?
>>557267784>>557267602Ah shit it isI must have skimmed over that.Damn what are THE pace chaser cards then besides Tachyon?
>>557267816Didn't know that, you're such a genius. Please tell me how to reach 1200 by only pressing wit.
>>557267920Baseball Mcqueen
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2022251905154437617?s=20
>>557267920Pasa speed has Check which is a late-race final corner accel for pace/late.
>>557267537I refuseI'll give her morning cunnilingus too
>>557267798Marry and fuck seiun sky too. That way you are no longer cucked
>>557267557You can probably afford both pace and end. End barely has cards
>>557267992Isn't Pasa Speed also just the best in slot in general?
>>557267946>he still doesn't know how to train umas properlyngmi
>>557267895I prefer ERPing with club bwos on discord
Should i be running normal or Blaze Brian on non-longs in the future?
>>557268058But enough about yourself.
>>557267828I'm asking seriously, where the fuck did they all go?
>>557268057Yeah. Niges and end closers can just use prof of curv,
>>557267895yes but even their chatbot versions are lesbian so it never works out
im cryin rite nowe
>>557267920mcqueen is the only pace card you have to go out of your way to plan rolls forliterally everything else is in a banner you roll for anyway
>>557268073Is your club recruiting...
>>557268096Normal especially when In body and mind and beeline burst get buffed
>>557268187Everything else meaning what? Teio and tachyon speed, anything else that's pace specific? Or are you talking about generic cards too?
>>557268124Oh shit it has the option?That's an insane card.>>557268187Nice. That's good to know. I'm a Tachyonfag so I'm glad.
>>557267201>>557267557Pacecuck Latecucks Endcucks will kneel to Frontgawds when Secretariat is added to the game
Reruns are dumb, can't wait for us to get the select pick up
Don't know whether to be happy or not... guess I'll throw it on the pile.
>>557267557I've got favorites in all the positions.I'm just going to take the hit and focus on getting them first and making them good later
>>557268313tachyon (anni), pasa (anni), ardan pow (same banner as rudolf wit), teio (anni)
Lates are slowly surging to become the best style
>>557266215I've never seen someone piss themself after hanging desu. The entire pissing/shitting yourself after dying thing is a meme too.
>>557268469Secretariat was an end closer since his huge body forced him to start slow. But instead of late race, he begins his spurt before early race ends.
>>557268732I can literally post horses dying and sharting.Pissing/shitting is from fear when it happens.Once rigor mortis goes away shit can just ooze out as well.https://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs?si=Y0msc_3g-zYsOXnN
>cm starts tonightoooooooo
>>557268718The first time I played Creek's career I thougth: "she's definitively fucking her trainer"
>>557266573>what happened to the real teiobrosDiabetes
>>557268920horse penis!
>>557266573They died of heart failure and then their bodies were eaten by slugs
>>557268551The jobber squad is finally complete, huh?
>>557266573>The normal ones I mean
>>557266573but who ARE the real Teiobros?
>>557269049https://youtu.be/bOvEmwYT-xI?si=-JTkpykQHwEkoS0i&t=214u
what the fuckI don't even put her card on my deck
When are they going to address the cards never finishing their events issue?
>>557269182This anon is hacking!Part of the latest pal card QOL
Happy got a second win!https://x.com/i/status/2022230762289086673
>>557254136mr. cexy babe
>>557269301What happens even in the future with 6 SSR cards, do like half of them not finish their events anymore?
What were they thinking?
>>557269437Anime Teio has been pretty consistent after the anniversary fix
>>557269301lollmao
>>557268782That's just an early surger, bro.
>>557268551who's the 2 star? love me a megane girl
I will use anime Teio the next CM.I got her recently and the OP coming on and staying on after it triggers is so fucking good.It's hype as fuck everytime
>>557269556Royce and Royce
>>557269556Royce Royce
>>557269396If that happens you just go again
>>557269556Royce x2
welp I'm out of borrowlet's do some casual chiyono run and see what's inside
>>557269556Twin Royce
>>557265209pregnant oguri would eat you out of your home
>>557263303holy shit based
The official programme for Saudi Cup is herehttps://x.com/sagkota/status/2022249727824367730?s=20
>>557265849is she drinking her piss
Do we ever get a free uma selector in the future? Or is it cards only?
or as I like to call her, preogri cap (preg as in pregnant)
>>557267992What most people don't know about Check is that it's actually a (Pace/Late・Tokyo 2000/2400m) skill.
>>557269886Yeah, but next month you gotta pay up
MOMMY AWOOGA!
>>557269769while playing her career, I thought Chiyo's Christmas would be spent with Maruzensky or something like that, but in the end, it turned out to be a very cute date with the trainer
>>557269374WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>557269690
>>557269901haha that's pretty funny
>>557269982we love cows here
What's sex with Narita Top Road like
Sad Meek
>>557269374This means they'll make her playable, right? Right?
>>557269318thanks for F R E E tail held high ningen woman
>>557270130fuuuck you firefox
>>557266573>>557267828"everyday till you like it" teio bro is dead"Teio!.gif" teio bro also deadThe only one left is probably Buhi-hater teio bro
happy meek rape
>>557269809Finally no need to stay up until 5am
>>557270302this
>>557270265>The only one left is probably Buhi-hater teio broHe's been gone for a while, after joining the whales himself
what happened to IRL FineMo?she has no media presenceis she glued?
>>557270265i don't think it's even the real buhi teio, just a cheap imitation
>>557270341Oh the irony, how tragic
I miss prime /uma/ days...
teioposters all went to the /v/ma threads because you guys bullied them too much
>>557266573Their repvtation tanked so they got kicked out of /uma/ and buhiposter became a buhi
>yeah bwo we got pal QOL updaet
>>557270365Last time I checked she is still alive, happily retired on some ranch
>>557268551>Royce Royce is pacePaceCHADs keep on winning
>>557270302>>557270324
What uma has the least annoying fans on /uma/?
>>557270638out of the ones that actually get posted here, probably ogurifags
Darbhy...
>>557270638Gold City and Jordan fans probably
>>557270737our FUARKING dahby HERO
>>557270638the ones that barely post
>>557270783A Gold City fan told me to stop posting the other day :(
>>557270441mant release will be prime /uma/
>>557270638Mayano Top Gun fans are the best, kindest, smartest posters in these threads
>>557270783People tell me to stop posting all the time. I think they're just jealous.
>>557270812UWAAAAA
>>557271030maybe I should groom Shakur after all
/uma/ basically died the moment Teioposters died huh
>>557270737Chikezzo munchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_fULx9zm-I
>>557270915Soon everyone will start raging over how they never get whistles for summer and door early because of it, or how they keep clocking early races because they don't have Fuku SPD
Is the phrase "like oshi, like fanbase" true? Do you share something in common with your favorite uma?
Does the game Torena get all of the Canopus girls if he trains one of them?
>>557271271He was a good horse. I still want to see him sulking like the stories say
>>557271391I like drinking coffee and prefer the dark than bright places. I hate the rain and don't see spirits tho.
>>557266573they all quit months ago because they were casuals who had just watched the anime
>>557270882Fake fans
>>557271391I'm annoying as her but she isn't fat
>Open /v/>Claude plays pokemonWhen will AI play uma? Sweepy doesn't count.
>>557271602The anime came first. If you only play the game, you are a secondary.
Is it ethical to sex Oguri?
Ebayan posing for the camerashttps://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2022162385696690343?s=20
Umas with this feel?
get better baits
>>557271706She wont leave you a choice
>>557271706Hold on let me test
What do you think Tamtam's normal rates are?
>>557271686you're right, but those people didn't watch the anime when it aired, they watched it when global was announced. then they tried the game, couldn't stick with it, and now form part of the giant contingent of twitterfags who post about uma but don't play the game.
heyonly I can post cropped porn
do ayylmaos exist in the umaverseare there uma aliens
I can only post uncropped porn
>>557271959
>>557271946I tried watching the anime when it aired. Couldn't get into it and always end up dropping it when I tried to pick it up multiple times throughout the years even before global was announced.Still hasn't finished it.
>>557271969stop asking questions
>>557271969maybe?
>>557271391I have an aeronautical certificate
>>557272083Nature finally submitting to Teio-sama
I saw some people shilled this website, but most anons /here/ hate ithttps://uma.guide/Can someone explains to me why this website is hated? Is it because it is inaccurate? Because it is popular among certain groups?
>>557272371
>>557271756That one umayon episode where Sirius tries to seduce Vodka but fails because Vodka has a single digit IQ
>>557270638Dotoposters are the nicest
>>557271969NeoUni
>>557272371Cafe is not that big
>>557272445
>>557270638Tachygods
Buy an ad
Brown umanko
>>557266573I have a feeling one of the real Teioposters is in my club. He's still playing but hasn't mentioned anything about the threads
>>557270317This time, it's japs that will have to sit through the night to watch the race
>>557271969>are there uma aliensmaybe
>>557272860hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXyyFJPkjw>Oguri refuses to get married early>Tamamo jumps at the first chance>Inari picks at random and gets married>Creek refuses to get married because of the extra expenses
If FY wins both the Saudi Cup and Dubai World Cup he will take the first spot on this list
>>557269301I'm finally feeling the burnout because of this. They fucked up something HUGE by "fixing" the pal cards. Every run is a disaster and I'm not even bringing that many SSR cards.
>>557273058>>557272614>>557272263what is the uma government hiding from me
This dry weeks is the worst
>>557273351That (you) are Italian
>>557273182Married life with Tamtam...
mares...
>>557273182>4thTAMAPOOR LMAO
This general became worse because you didn't gatekeep shitposters and avatarfags hard enough.
>>557273510>because you didn't gatekeep shitpostersWhy would I gatekeep myself
aaaa dick in vagina sex
>>557273374can you make her look more feminine?
I got my first S-rank F2P bros
>>557273510remove shitposters and avatarfags and what do you get? a dead thread, so STFU
>>557271391'tism
She's so fucking cute
>>557273630yeah I asked but the AI spazzed out as per many such cases
OUR FUARKING HEROhttps://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2022095876173484379
>>557273635Struck a nerve huh? A dead thread without you is better.
>>557273652Brian should eat her veggies if she wants to talk about air frying
Later will be the deciding factor if everyone really burnt out or not. If CM resultposting is noticeably slow then, that's it.
kek
>>557273721then get used to worse threads
>>557273635a thread without you is dead
>>557273510But I don't see Namefags and Tripfags here like the other generals
>>557273631Post d*ck
>>557271706Only through the mouth so she can ingest some more protein.
https://youtu.be/NYu-R2Y9ZmU?si=oXOGfP812x2e276V
sex with boy angels
>>557273986
>>557274165>ikuno dictususe literally anything else
>>557274165Also,>Failed Matikanefukitarus event at 1st tryFeels badman, it could've been better
use her feet! to jerk off
Mr. C.B. is invading my career runswhat do I do?
>>557274246Why? She has special prio
>>557274165Ikuno... Dictus?
>>557271391We both fuck old men for money
>>557274491
>>557274246>>557274414>>557274491
>>557271391I, too, want to beat my own mom
>>557274165>dictusVery low stats, useless hints, useless events. You should run Fuku/Sunday over her if chasing wit priority, or Dober/Nature if chasing TE.
>>557274538>>557274558
>>557274538>>557274558would
>>557274328>triple crown winner>appears in careers>is just kinda there>appears in the anime>is just kinda therewtf does Mr. Cock & Ball torture actually do?
>>557274630Yep
>>557274597>marvelous sunday that low
>>557274670Rapes your Chiyo
>>557274272putting her next to Taishin is straight up diabolical
>>557274414no energy recoveryit's basically a dead card
>>557274825Wife on the right
>>557274825
>>557274597Goddamn tierlists are getting more retarded every day
>>557274503>>557274630I HATE CURREN
>>557275006
Oh nice, there's a boane showing an hour from me.I WILL be going
>>557274974
Post cute stuff
>>557275153
>>557275131You aren't going to watch the movie alone, right?
>>557275193I did that
>>557275135LETS NOT WORRY WHO DROPKICKED WHO
>>557275229Succubus
>>557274854Holy fuck I didn't even notice that. What an absolute shit card.
I'm so tired of training parents for mile dirtslop
>>557275153https://youtu.be/uquMbHzN_lk?si=gvleXaB2E2xFAKrp
>>557275193AMTIKANE KISSU >>557275354>>557275354KISSUUUUUUUU
>>557275354Donkey ass ears lmao
>>557275545Don't say that...
https://youtu.be/rrykk7E_2i0?si=8bUciW9S9UQsXtg-
>>557275726I love Ryan
Tomorrow
>>557274854You know I don't really value energy recovery that much, from my experience you often waste excess energy with 3 with cards as they trigger more often than the rest of your deck.
>>557275545
I don't know why is everyone so surprised that we've stabilized and some of the old players have left us. The game's entire mechanics is made to burn you out unless you play casually and depend on borrows every ace attempts.
RUN QUICKLYUP THE PALACE STEPS TELL EMPEROR
Dober Skippers, do you regret it?
FY and Shin Emperorhttps://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2022195705344143516?s=20
>>557276264lolno
>>557275243Im going on a date with my wife, so no I won't be alone. :)
>>557266573An anon once said Teiobros only show up at night and it's true.
it's 5 am and i'm hungry
>>557276264I roll umas with my heart and peepee, so no.
>>557275876i realized 2 months ago that only doing the bare minimum for events and CM was the only way for me to survive and not drop the game completely
>>557254136CB LOVE
>>557275876Our threads are barely alive
>>557276264She hasn't done shit so far from the borrows I've done with her
Is Seiun an underdog?
>>557263872Unity cup in particular is clogged with a bunch of crap scenario events, particularly the ones that +5 a stat. Any issues you had with this in URA are worse in unity.
>barely aliveI don't even get why would anyone want a fast thread, are you bored that much?
>>557273182Smuggling animals is very profitable
>>557276264>playing late cringers/end shitterslol, lmao
>>555811231here you go
>>557276418I could keep up with CMs mostly with borrows and few lazy parent runs(inbreeding) to mutate my favorites but next CM looks near impossible for me. I could use dirt available umas but I don't really want to break my streak of only using my favorites, so, either I'll quit or just not participate. Whichever is my mood at that time.
>>557276797MY FUARKING HEROOOO Twin Turbo, that is
>>557276380go eat shit
Umas on umader using their career photos when they've been retired for years should not be allowed
>>557276797based rabi anon, have you done a jorden yet? can I r/it?
Misery
>>557273259Why haven't I heard of Ushba?
>>557276686This isnt even close to a slow general, most likely an attentionbab that wants immediate responses to his low effort bait.
>>557276960sure thing
>>557276797fuarking saved
>>557276741>posts a late surger
>>557277156https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/result/2017103843/Orfevre's son btw
He is, he's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see.And he is insurrection, he is spite, He's the force that made me be.He is Nostro Dis PasaNostr' Alma MaterHe is
v.bourbon is useful as parent?
Please CyjewsIm tired of doing 700k fan Maruzensky runs without a single 3* stamina or power
>>557276264i regret pulling her, she is doing nothing for me yet.
>>557277347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc
>>557277362Like regular Bourbon, she surprisingly has very high affinity with every relevant uma. So yes, but you don't want her unique. She's the side parent to your main Seiun parent or a grandparent.
>>557276560No she is an upperhorse
>>557276560She's a neko musume.
>>557277730>>557277730>>557277730new
>>557277317Netkeiba is so shit for international racers. Should have screencapped the wiki article instead so I can actually see his races
>>557277753Why did you remove uma.guide?
>>557276960It should be noted again that any account that lacks a trainable Jordan is effectively using an incomplete version of the game
>>557277821It's a discord website
>>557268972It's funny because even other people think about it, and it's one of their worries during the career. They made up a term as a way to cope about their "relationship" so it wouldn't fuck up the trainer's reputation.
>>557276264Planning to pick up Dober with the piggy ticket.
>>557277263idgi
>>557276264> Doesn't work if rushedI always enter open league, so no
>>557268920Your musceles loosen up and if you needed to shit you will shit. Most of the time people don't need to shit so they don't shit themselves when they die
>>557276264>has only been mildly useful in 1 cmlmaoimagine sparking for parents
>>557274068She really is that retard kid that would run around arms naruto style in school.
