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ace on my face
Every time I've made multiple 5/5s in round 2 and had complete confidence in my team, I've lost finals.Every time I've struggled to even qualify, I've won finals.
HOEH!!! *cucks you from the last win you need to qualify for A on your final attempt* ARIGATOU!!!!!
stay in Group B, Chiyo-chan
>4/1 1/4 1/4 1/4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/nJxo6HYvOdw?si=MNszHqwh0qTwRxhH
>>557550872Falco isn't my idol
>both teams got pace debuffers>this means king can win-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wife is getting umapyoi tonight
POST EMBLOG EM
paamaalove
>>557550724
I only have 0 lb finemo and I am really feeling only having Prepared to Pass on my Curren and not Speed StarThis girl wins if she overtakes on the final corner and activates her unique but overtaking on said corner is so damn hard
yaaaaaaay I did it, my first ever 600k+!
Im enjoying A Finals (3-2-4-2) with Pace Bakushin
Group B is full of witlets (including me)
>>557550961sweat animation sexy
>>557550961What's wrong anon? King did win!
i'd like to say that i hate how fast you stupid faggots started calling spark modifications mutations. i hate all of you. you all smell like fucking shit. you're all illiterate fucking retarded faggots incapable of thinking for yourselves repeating everything you've ever heard with zero self awareness. and i hate all the stupid retarded faggot shit you say over and over again. but... in reality... all this time... I'VE ALWAYS FUCKING LOVED YOU! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Beast
>>557550923#LookAtCurren
DAMAGE REPORT ANONS?Alot of Akebonos today.
Getting carried hard by Bride Groove
Mhm, dober gaming
>>55755098445%most of my wins are from Curren or Pasa firing their ultBakushin won twice with lucky Turbo Sprint
Nobody cares about your CM blogposting. Do that on Facebook or Twitter
>>557551126>taking off her wedding dressShe should divorce you.
>>557551219lmao this dude didn't qualify
holy shit she had El and Bakushin constantly on her side, she won by a nose lenght holy fuck
>>557548979Glad I'm not the only one>>557550990Lovey Dovey baby making with Palmer!>>557550724 >>557550994Coward.
wtf you can't say that...
>>557550984
>>557551219Did you not win?
>>557551219why are sprints making people so mad?
My first ever S horse and the mile pinks didn't procI'm devastated
>Every team is Bakushin, Curren Chan and flexWHERE THE FUCK DID EVERYONE GET CURREN CHAN FROM? AM I THE ONLY FUCKER THAT SOMEHOW HAS NOT GOTTEN HER?
>>557551219Did nonny get his ass gaped and is seething? AwThere's always tomorrow
>>557551219go to /trash/ if all you want to do is goonpost and not talk about the actual game
GO URARA GO!
>>557551256> falco has a long nose
>>557551219Aww did poor little pissbaby get put into B group?
>>557551317Because they can't spam Angling and Scheming to win
>>557550923no fucking way lmaoI lost to a 2* Bakushin in round 1 but at least she had 14k score
>>55755098415/2016/2015/20
>>557551070I love you too Cheval*smooch*
...
>>557550923YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
>>557551256ggs that was probably me
>>557551349curren is an early 3*it's quite easy to get spooked by her in the first few months
Dropped from 90% to 86.6% WR this time. Still a respectable win rate, considering it's a shitshow of a CM
>>557551437post groovy and cards
Is the last team I used gonna carry into the finals? I forgot how this works. I tried triple front but damn pacers are too strong.
>>557551554Falco come home...
>>557551219>t. Whale seething that lil timmy assblasted him with Bakushin
Digitan LOVE
>he brings Pasa>he also brings two other paces to cuck his own Pasaumazing
>>557551578post stats and skills
>>557551349I pulled for her because her dailies are easy so I can alternate Bakushin and Curren so I dont get too bored oh and she's really adorable.
Goooood enough. Need to remake my Taiki again.
CURRY CHAN STOP SURGING TO NUMBER 2 MID-RACENO ONE IS GOING #LOOKATCURRY IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT
>>557551597noI'm a beetle nowI live in the wild
https://youtube.com/shorts/gt9RrSOVAOEuhh i think i want to kiss mirako now
>>557551293My life is for you, Wonder Acute
>>557551631Front is Taiki or nothing, lates are unreliable and ends are dead.
>>557551349i didn't get her and i wouldn't use that ho even if i did
>every room is 3x Falco + 3x Bakushin + 3x PasaUmazing!
>>557550923>Fairy Tale, Shadow Break, LookAtCurren all fire 4 seconds before the final spurt for maximum speed inherit>Sprinting Gear fires the very nanosecond the final straight hitsmeh
I'm in Final A you're noooooooot
>>557550923The silver recoveries are the cherries on top
>>557551586
LET'S GOOOO
AAIIIEEEEEEE I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN B GROUP
>>557551902die
>>557551812bwo? your falco?
>>557551839sounds like you're part of the problem
>>557550923The absolute state of frontpaypiggies.
>>557551839hoeh is decreasing my lates
>>557551812>ends are deadhow did this just happen to me
>>557551982
>>557551789A Cute.
>>557551839that will never change, you'll be facing off against uma like ChronoGenesis and SIL in a couple years, people gonna meta over oshi more often than not.
*wins*
>>557551995Strong Falco also cucks your pasa and i do not have her.>>557552063Check the winrate.
Almost lost to this. Had to do a double take when I saw BoFA proc.
I didn't initially care for curren but all the sexy fanart and how she just seduces you tempts me too much.
>>557552063If thats a front heavy room, fronts died for Hishi to pass them
>>557551982>SS NYurara
>>557550984Went 1/3/1/3, good enough for A finals at least. Ticket winning three in the second set and securing A finals was super clutch
>>557552147thats a TT uma
>>557550984Kingu may not be winning as much as Pasa or Bakushin, but 13 2nd places means she's berry consistent on what she's doing, makes me wonder how well she had performed if she had gotten 1200 spd and wit. Kingu love regardless.
Curren whores could never stand up to PURE WIVES
>>557552198it has B turf too
>>557552103*wins*
>>557552073SiL and Gentildonna are my oshis
I thought it was a joke but you guys are actually retarded
umamusume nimbly navigating onto my penis
>>557551812Ends are dead? Who decided that?
Why's nobody posting a Mummy Creek win..
>>557552353Haruten stamcheck for her career makes her an unlikely uma to be seen on sprints.
I honestly can't believe this...
>>557551631how do pace block pasa??
My beloved oshi speaks in such a funny way
>>557552353because everyone borrowed a mummy parent, nobody is actually running her.
>>557552343Fuck your guts meme
>>557551789>>557552069
>>557552209correct ordering
>>557552438HOEH~
>>557552438>>557552257
>>557550923Curren deserved it for not falling for the 1200 speed gaslight
>>557551219Post results pissbaby loserboy
>>557550923
>CM Starts: 1/5 2/5 1/6 you get the idea>Get thrown into B: 4/5>(same team, dif ace)2/5>(change back) 4/5>(change ace again) 2/5T-Thanks! Would've loved that earlier for that sweet A group listing...
This whole CM is such a crapshoot. Not that I'm really complaining, but being the "favourite" seems to mean nothing when the race actually starts. That's why I'm sort of chill about whether I make it into the A finals or not.
>>557552553Thumbnail looks like currensoup
SHINJITE YOU KNOW ME ANO HI YORI TSUYOKU NARETA NO WA
>>557552503It's not a Guts Meme though it's just 1.2k Speed, 1k Power, 1.2k Wit...
>>557552067>>557552198she lostso do I
>>557550923I'm #LookingAtCurren
12/20Air Groove is actually my kryptonite right now.
>>557552564>El whiffs the smell of defeat (inches from Mayapits)
>>557551963were mmeasures and oswell random hints
>Meisho Doto Fan Club>using Curren>TM Opera O Expert>using FalcoEven in my CMs I can't escape their rivalry
This whole cm is#CurrenPotential
rate day 3 of cm9
>>557552807Got into B so better than expected
>>557552771>Tokai Teio biggest fanI know what you are.
>>557552807Qualified to A and got some good wins.
>>557552807umamusumanko/10I'm going to save the last two tickets for sea hours
>>557552807Got into A so better than expected
>>55755166033.3%/33.3%/20% respectively
>>557552353Mine can only get 2nd.If it wasn't the Haruten check then it was not getting Sprint A
>>557552807Group B is incredibly relaxing and stress free!
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5i want to cry
So close to three, Urara.
>>557552807headed for a silver finals / 10
>>557552807I hate this stupid pigeon so much it's unreal
>>5575528074/4/4/3 today. Competition got super scary, now rooms are just filled to the brim with paces instead of an odd End or Late horse. Taishin WR dipped but Curren Chan's skyrocketed. Bakushin still the King though.
>>557552807Went 1-4 in my first try, so at least I'm in the B finals. I always get a bit nervous about that whenever I'm in Group A in Round 2.
>>557552951Been there in Leo. My heart felt like cracking, but I qualified in Round 2 Day 2 and won it vs Aoharu umas. WAGMI.
Thanks for talking me into give group A a shot, bros.Love you.
Do you guys ever feel bad about crushing sovl teams?
SEE YOU IN THE FINALS
>>5575528071/5 off to a good start
>>557552771
>>5575528077/15. Not bad.
>>557552807
>>557552807there's nothing here except S/S+ umas that have Turf S, Sprint S, and 1200/1200/1200 spd/pow/wit
>>557553149why does sweet doto have one of the lewdest outfits
>>557553136not this CM
Is Smart Falcon actually any good in the dirt. You know, the mud, WHERE SHE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO RACE?
>>557552924Im suprised unrestrained works at all.
>>557552898He's her BIGGEST fan alright
>>557552807really didnt expect to qualify for a finals, but I somehow didso all in all pleasant
>>557553136I beat a Hishiama to get into A finals, pretty bittersweet.At least my mutated fav won that specific race so it was still an oshi win, just not that guy's oshi.
>>557553007post skills cards umanko
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1C
>>557552807ez but i still dont get this cm
>>557552807It was tough, but I got into A
>>557553007Post Bakushin need to glue mine
>>557553007Oh. Can i see the Taishin?
>trying to moooootate a last minute team replacement>G sprint normally>inspiration hits twice for once>dies at tenno sho springi punched myself in the head and now i have a headache...
>>557553367If you're going to do multiple, big, puzzles just leave spinning off...
>9/10close enough
>>557553326it works if and only if it hits late, but if it does then you're never gonna see her again
>>557553315On dirt she is runaway Suzuka except she doesn't burn out and shit her pants in the last spurt
>>557553315yeah
>>557553625not gonna lie, Luna's mom look really great
>>557553665Thats a great fuckin screenshot,im gonna steal that.
>>557552807Bakushin / 10Never saw a #CurrenWin because Bakushin was there to stop it.I hope I meet one and her girlfriend Falco on Finals, easiest plat of my life.
hyperbolic time chamber when>>557551380>plain nailsThat is NOT the Jordan I know
>>557553625OYAKODON WITH LUNA AND MOM
>>557553625
>>557553587Keep yourself safe, bro..
>>557553743>uma.guide
>>557553625>sirius thereFOURSOME CONFIRMED WOOHOOO
anyone see this? https://x.com/toph_bbq/status/2022830900531339269?s=46
>>557553743>normal oguri better than christmas ogurilmao it's maruzensky again
>>557553743>buyanad.guide
>>557552807love seeing retards with S Sprint Pasa getting stuck on 6th because they also bought fronts/paces
I'm reading this thread and feeling hella inadequate with my A+ horses. How tf are you guys doing S+ already?
>>557553840>>557553904Where's the lie though
>>557553767>>557553819>>557553868
I like when you get do this for the same strategy>>557552807Grinding new shit and hoping SEA hours will be better
>the gaslight.guide and vf shills are hereokay, time to move to /v/
>>557553840>>557553904>schizophrenia
>>557553246Doto intentionally puts bag strap between her boobs to create more curvesNot even Super Creek is brave enough to do thisWhat an Evil uma
>>557553587Bro...
>>557553743Stop posting your misinfo site
>>557553884just wait til the news bit drops within the next few weeks that we are getting early pink skills
>>557553884next next cm definitely
>>557553743fuck you im making dirt daska
>>557553904>>557553840not that anon but I did check out the website and it's not recommending outright lies like 700 stam for a mile race unlike sloptuber infographics, what's wrong with it?
>>557553998Good look, janny is out for blood today.
>the cowrean having a melty again Lmao I looove uma.guide
>>557553743>"n-no please do not steal my view from the lead based Suzuka-sama" - said the disinfo agent nervouslyhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>557553995
>>557552807Won three games by a nose/neck so it was, dare I say it, sprintkino.
>>557553998It's not looking good...
>>557553767>momGrandma*
>>557554031ok where's the misinfosurely you can point it out instead of regurgitating a narrativei personally like umaguide and it's taught me a few things i didn't know like the overtake combo
>>557551070WHAT?? G-Gentil, are you telling me that you're going to easily SNATCH every Tiara from m-me? That no matter how much I SQUASH every runner behind me, you'll always OVERCOME me and I get to CONSECUTIVELY place 2nd to YOU not only in Oka Sho, but in Oaks, Shuka and even the ROSE STAKES? And then you'll move on from our rivalry and REPLACE me for ORFEVRE, the GOLDEN TYRANT? So later you'll become one of the HIGHEST-GROSSING UMAMUSUME with G1 wins like Japan Cup, Arima Kinen, even a race in the EMIRATES, and I'll be like a SEPTIC TANK compared to you with my measly Victoria Mile wins? And to make matters worse, you're going to PHASE my legacy to the point where my sisters start IDOLIZING you instead of their elder sister? And the nail in the coffin will consist about my DISAPPOINTED trainer privately muttering to himself that he should've SCOUTED YOU instead of ME???What can I say except... YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COUNT ME IN
>>557553625cuckoli sirius
>>557550923Nyot this time!
>>557553914what would you run instead retard?
Mambo!
>>557553965S+ is whale territory. A+ is git gut territory.Need help with your deck?
>>557554189If Witgod didn't lazily put out his Aquarius video, he would recommend Dirt C Rabbit Suzuka.
>>557553824>former trainerWHOOOOOORE
Marucreek is my favorite crackship.
Pace down mode is absolute cancer
>>557554121It's literally a sloptuber's site
>>557553965Getting S on sprint horse is easy if you have your own Kitasan + enough Wit cards to fill your deck
>>557554260Don't engage him it's just a schizo you lives on (You)s
>>557553743>Front TaikiWhy
What did witgod mean by this?
>>557553743>ok heres my tier list:>use umas with dirt aptitude and dont mutate themwaow
>>557554231kek is this how they try to slide it past the uma-hating /v/ janny these days?
>>557554441stamina + guts = 700
You VILL follow sloptubersYou VILL subscribe to their channels
Grey lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5I
>>557552807Tough, but I made it to A finals at least. Seems to be more variety in umas fielded too, even lost to a Doto once
>>557553743>end Digitan>end Oguri
>>557553995>>557554193
>>557554551
>>557554231I wouldn't be surprised if the shill.guide VF cord posts come from /v/ anons when their thread gets banned and they come here to discuss their gaslights.
the rng in this game is so shiti'm gonna start blaming any misfortune on jews
>>557554193we need more art of Luna-chan wearing a wedding dress
>>557554543>end my life
>>557554412To proc her ult in case there are too many FRs
>>557554347To be quite honest I'm not sure what I need help with at this point. I can consistently make A+ horses but S is always just out of reach on sprint in particular. I assume its even harder to reach when you go up in distance?
>>557553998Jannie is freaking today, it's kinda hard to keep up
>>557554340late oguri (as in peak)
>>557554262Vershina would NOT say that.
>>557553357>>557553498>>557553586
>>557554493Not even close to the funniest one
nothing matters for next CM anyway, it's just gonna be another lose to taiki shuttle simulator but people will still deny her being the best uma in the game
>>557554519Love me greys, simple as
>>557554619yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>557554378Alright man, but it's still not lying
>>557554262KEK. Verxina would say all that
Since the VFcord people are here, if any of you make a 9*Stam Tamamo with decent Mile or Dirt sparks and a good race count, please post it.
>>557554725>>557554231Why are Eurojannies like this?Once they go to sleep its safe to post Uma again
>>557554765>teio stepnothing else good to buy?
>>557554792There are no such thing as best or worse umasJust bad trainers
>>557551293why is she so violent?
>>557554636oy vey
My race results from yesterday to today. Boy do I hate that I keep getting matched against people with full 5* max potential Curren Chans that cuck me right before the finish line.
1/5 into 5/5, 4/5 and 5/5, fuck pdm
>>557554860Game's not available in the nether because Cygames couldn't figure out how to make obsidian + flint & steeltherefore the grudge from the euros
>>557554765This non getting lucky with wins with those umas
>>557554776I hope that one made it to bump limit
>>557554716Yes it is but its doable. Did you make good parents?
>>557553998>VFjeets start shilling their sloptuber site as soon as they wake upit's almost funny how predictable they are
>>557554765where did bakshin get maticulua majiors from
>>557554938violent on the trackcute granny in the sheets
>>557554987Holy fuck its real, they got locked out from playing Uma lmao
>>557554262>will consist about my DISAPPOINTED trainer privately muttering to himself that he should've SCOUTED YOU instead of ME???wtf.... is this real...
>>557555058I need to be her punching bag
>>557554543straightaway spurt has stocks on that particular track so you can get more mileage out of it than late surger gambling
>>557555037
>>557554909Pretty much. Not only did my Kitasan event not complete, I don't think it even went to the second stage for Straightway Adapt. Plus whiffed every hint to get Corner Adept.>>557555008Luck is also a skill! It got me this far so I hope it carries onto the Finals, even though I've already gotten my goal of actually reaching it!>>557555047Bobble Pop.
>>557555046They should at least help us with parent farming. We'll feed them borrows in exchange.
>>557555230>luck is a skillThen I'm doomed see you next cm
>Find their thread>It lasted 11 minutesOdds that they jump to a porn board?
>>557552807Barely got into group A and now getting cooked for it.
>>557555198
>>557554262i shat my pants from keking from this
>>557555332They jumped here, that's why the vf shilling
holy fuck finally, the closest I've ever gotten her to 1k1k1k, think my first A+ maya as well...>>557555037>>557555392my punny wife luna is so CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>557555328I believe in you fellow Toraina. You're gonna make it!
see you guys in A finals! my 40% WR Buono didn't podium once in these matches!
>>557555035I have a couple 8* / 9* horses of my own by now, but none of them are super optimized. I was told its probably not worth the effort anymore since MANT is right around the corner, and that's gonna make much better parents(?)
>>557554987You mean the brits? Cuz I am a euro and can play just fine
>>557555332There's a second stealth one
>>557555545
>>557555640this sounds disgusting
HOEH
>>557555640i'd try it
>>557555640I don't know who this is but I'm fucking disgusted. There has to be a limit to how adventurous you can be.
>>557555721I can smell you from here, you must be from
>>557555721palate of a 5 year old
>>557555640TEIO fats would eat DEVOUR this
>>557554848Their race mechanics pages are quite bad due to very sloppy copy paste from the mechanics doc, but if you just want yet another source of CM tier lists they'll do fine.
>>557555545hair down looks good on her
>>557555230>Bobble Popi think I'm going to miss random skill hints once tb
first time I go to A finals, pretty happy with it
>>557555721>>557555820I'm an American, don't like Bacon (despite loving pork) and I actually talked to my mom about this and it's apparently incredibly common and delicious (if you like bacon)
How do skill hints even work in MANTblazer?
Will you be using Digitan in Aquarius?
>>557556039bacon is a psyop anyway.
>>557556020I would pound this zoomer without hesitation until we had 6, 7 umadaughters
>>557555820>I don't know who this isStay Gold's VABacon in chocolate is what Stay Gold gives you on Valentine's
>>557554262>Verxina>Win Variation>Meisho DotoIs there any other eternally 2nd place losers?
>>557556039>don't like BaconAs a BASED eurotard... what the FUCK is your problem? I get not enjoying stinky brit bacon (thicker), but what?>it's apparently incredibly common and deliciousSalty and sweet go SUPER well together, so no shit.
>>557556092I'm using Digitan in every CM because I love her.
>>557556092It is my moral obligation to do so. She's spooked me too many times for me to tell her no.
>>557556119Look! Thats my wife!
>>557556150will this stupid boy ever stop wearing MY FUCKING SHIRTS!?
>>557556192Curren Bouquetd'or
>>557556092I use my wife in every CM
>>557555528Only if you SS the uma, then spark percentage goes up. Aside from that you run all the G1s you can in URA anyway because URA spark is better.
>2-2-2-2
I want to fuck a dog in the ass
kitasan black looks like a 2hu
>>557556501This is commonly associated with autism.
I wish my Pasa had crashed out on this race.It would have been worth losing the race just to see a King sweep.
>>557556092Digitan is my oshi and my comrade in arms when it comes to yuri. I HAVE to use her no matter what!
>"bro just waste days building a runaway dirt Suzuka she's gonna be unbeatable everyone is doing it bro">CM comes>everyone is using the same team of 3 umas and effortlessly betting all the mutants every retarded off-meta strategy shilled by sloptubers ends up being useless
>/uma/ - Off-topic general
She won exactly 1 race
>gives you chocolates based on umamusume and sorted by generationsok, what's the filling in them?
>>557556681I wouldn't be surprised if I actually had autism but it doesn't really affect anything important so I have no reason to get checked.
>>557556764Pasa is not that big
You win with your favorites, right?
>>557556741love, and love for you not for them
>>557556336I wish Chrono would dominate me as hard as she did Bouquetd'or
>>557556719Submit a Janny application.
When did the big announcement drop prior to Unity cup? I just want to predict when we are going to find out about all the awesome stuff we are going to get early again!
Woah, ty Cygames
Fancy meeting you lad
>>557556930I can see it
>>557556850I am going to feed those to her mouth-to-mouth
>>557556930
>>557556908think a few days beforeannoyingly, all the changes got implemented a few days after unity instead of just with unity
>>557556908you'll have to wait until the monthly schedule tweet
>>557556719Quite literally the most on-topic threads on this board and actively discussing gameplay most of the time.Your lust provoking image thread is two blocks down.
>>557556953the doxxler
>>557555492I'm at 0/20 I'm done for bro
>>557557053Jesus christ what did you run
I didn't think I'd make it but I made it.Watching front-runner Akebono take back the lead from pace chasers in the late race is absolute front-runner kinohttps://litter.catbox.moe/los1ykrbsy4akrma.webm
>>557557024you've been moved to /vg/. Everything here is a lust provoking image thread.
Pit art is forever doomed by pit pussy and I fucking hate it. I just want a nice side milk into torso into pit without having to look at those disgusting highlighted pussy folds. It just takes away from the appeal
>>557557046I'll do you one better
>>557556906>>557556930HOLY ANTI-COWARD!
>>557556719>autistic>faggy>snitchThat other anon is right you'd be a perfect janitor
>>557553965Just grab a sprint Uma with good stat growth, the best 2 speed and 4 wit cards you can put together, and as many power sparks as you can.S should be doable for most at this point. S+ needs more races for more skills, or just fast learner/a high roll. So might be out of reach if your support cards are lacking a bit
>>557556987I feel an evil aura coming from those huge hands.
Why is Matikanefukukitaru a 1* uma but Matikanetannhauser is a 2* uma
2-1-1-4 today and a total winrate of only a hair above 50%. It's over for me
>>557557053You still have tomorrow Anon! I still believe in you! You're going to get at least three wins and will make it to the finals where your hard trained Umas will score a miraculous 1st place!
>>557552807Fun/10Unfortunately Pasa is starting to win more races due to the mass amount of pace chasers blocking Taishin/Oguri
>>557557172post his code if you dare
>>557556717She's the strongest miler tho, just needed like 750-850 stamina
SIX SEVEN
hahaha
>>557557091Bakushin, Oguri and El CondorIf I can't win with these then it's over
Is by umanko law to jerk off to baksuhin pits if you win this CM with her
>>557557149La Creatura.>557556719You will NEVER be a janny.
Karen chan
>>557557145Except threads with Special Chud in the OP
>All these whales posting their high win rate
>>557557436whale game, whale general
>>557557362C-can we see them?
>>557557436Well, someone has to post their winrates. And you're not doing it.
>have Seiun, Maru, S. Maru, and Suzuka>but no MLB SSRs except for Kitasan and the free ones cause not a whale>still try to build fronts>they always jobI should stop making front aces
>>557554525:D*wins ur race*based BNW chad, I wish you the best of luck in the finals, I am only running Taishin (like I do every CM)
>>557557436/uma/ is full of hard working ojisans that don't have anything better to spend their money on
>>557557159Same thing with butthole art, you have some really cute small puckers then some unapologetic nigger comes out drawing the anus the size of a baseball and ridges higher than the great wall of china that you'd think it was prolapse art. Emphasize it too much and it just becomes fucking gross to look at. And no, brown nipples do not have to be charcoal black
I feel like I got taken out back and shot compared to yesterday. I went from 1/5/5/4 to 3/2/1/1.I'm still in the finals thankfully, but I didn't think I'd be gutted this hard.
>>557557513Don't get runaway unless you're running zero other fronts , I find it does fucking nothing when running Maru
>>557557513>and the free onesIt could be worse
>>557557436>whalesLast SSR i sparked was Creek rerun banner. Git gud.
Haven't seen Curren win a single race. All's right with the world.
>>557557602the worst is those ugly mosquito blowjobs
>>557557496I confirmed they're glue so why bother they capped speed less than 800 pow and wit and all have the same skills everyone uses
>>557556820thats umamusume A
>>557557712Cant make better ones?
>>557557712bwo you need 1000 wit minimum this CM
>>557557683my curren is doing better than my taiki right now
>>557557861>>557557895Those were my best so I guess I have tomorrow's tries but even if I make something better I doubt I'll snatch a single lucky win at this point
catbox please come back so i can make more soundposts
I mean, fucking neat, shame about the fact that I got ZERO skills out of it, and aptitude for a style I'm not using.
mant looks fun and will reignite everyone's passion for this game
>>557557962Curren just werks in sprint, easy to build with good results.
>>557557972Show deck?
>>557557712Even with 1200 wit you WILL get fucked by PDM, at 800 you have zero chance
>>557558004>Skipping races and checking the shop is very funbro...
>>557558004
>people using debuffs in sprintSoulless
does running sprints or running as pace actually make you more likely to get those from unity hints, or is it just entirely aptitude + rng?
>>557558185bitch I use evil nattie in OPEN GRADE medium/long
>>557557895My falco has 600 wit and she has a top three rate of 60%
*politely molests you*
>>557557895how are umas still poor when racists have millions in prize money how much is tazuna pocketing
>>557558163it's just URA with a constant shop check and more races than usual, people expecting it to drastically change the game are going to be disappointed.
>you were too strong that's why you lost: the CM is now in full effectI feel bad for the whales who spent gorillon dollars for their SS umas horrifyingly jobbing to random garbage what were they thinking
Palmer motivation if you are feeling down:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TGNaXtK77qI
>>557558004You know you can't save the game with mantblazer unless you give us qol and skill update, intern-kun
>>557558312I want to give Palmer a wedgie
>>557558278this game is nothing without big RNG elementsjust like IRL horseracing
>>557558245>onii-sama, please t-t-take off your pants right now!
>>557558243>*politely kidnaps you to düsseldorf*
>>557558004>Check shop>Connecting>Check shop>Connecting>Check shop>Connecting
You told me the game was dying, EOS soon.Game is busier than ever!
>>557558312Weeeeeeeeei
>>557558261The skinniest teiofag
>>557557685Personally, I hate out of proportions boobs, not every character needs to have badonkers the size of a watermelon. People like characters the way they were conceived.
>>557558443Cant wait to spend 30 minutes queuing for CMs after Trackblazer drops lads
>>557558426peropero
>>557558312EXTREMELY violent lovey dovey baby making
>>557558443>servers can't handle less than half of the players as the peak EOS SOON
>>557558004MY CLUB DIED AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET
what the fuck is this pace down mode boogeyman you niggers keep screeching about
>the sun rises in SEA>doomsissy hours startyou can just, not play MANT you know
>>557558597
>>557558648Not playing mant means not playing umamusume lmao nice new scenario
please stop deadnaming, call it trailblazer or TB for short, even climax
>>557558776Exactly. (You) should stop playing.
>>557558245*ejaculates but only with your express permission*
>>557558642Pace down mode is when the umas don't try to overtake and instead hang back. Usually you don't want that to happen, but sometimes it can also push you out of optimal skill proc range.
>>557558776nta, but it would be great if we had other career modes.
>>557558642Pace down mode is a jewish psyop invented by whales to make you feel bad for them when they lose
>>557557895Akebono says otherwise.All you need is BUONO gutsGod, I wish she had Turf/Sprint S
>>557558961making cute boy uma blush by calling them cute
>marvelous is handing out hesitant pace and front to everyoneoh...
Who are cheaper to build card wise for the future? Fronts, Pace, or Late? I feel like I should decide what I want to go for for the long term. Right now I only really have Suzuka's card for front, FineMo an Spe for pace, and Nice Natty for late. Who would I need to spend least carats on?
>>557558642it just means that even if you put groundwork on a pace your pace will still go back behind the frontrunners like a cuck
>>557558904Im too retarded to play her or my deck is not good enough without >>557557895 guts
Hot damn I wasn't expecting them to perform this well on R2.
i finally got the umashiko i bought and came so hard i thought my body was secretly trying to die while i was distracted
i can't wait to play this climax scenario!
pace down mode is as real as the increased onsen chance, you are just a bad trainer
>>557559032hesitant buffs will always be slightly based because they exist to (very) soft counter rigid metas.
MEIIIIIISHOOOOOO! DOOOOTOOOOOO!
>>557559516DOOOOTOOOOOO! RAAAAPEEEEEEE!
I dont know what to burn my TP onRelease Trackblazer: Start of the Climax already. I feel like my clubmates back then when URA finale is nearing its end.
forever my kingu
>Fucking Janny deleted the /v/ thread, just as I was about to ask a questionHey /vg/ about the Aquarius Cup. What's better Dirt S or Mile S? Also should I run New Year Urara as an End Closer or Late Surger?
>>557557127>Another Biwa makes it to A finalsBased, what's her build?>>557557524I still remember when I brought up that I was building her for this CM one anon said "don't be disappointed if she doesn't do very well". Turns out she has the highest win-rate on the team!
>>557559098pace
>>557559696Mile S. End Closer if you have decent Spurt parents. Not worth the headache otherwise.
I pray for the MANT filtering to be great and for GL to clear out the stains that will remain so that we can be comfy ever after
>>557559729>Based, what's her buildIt's trash is what it is.
We did it, lads.Truly a team effort.
Why is my Curren jobbing, dachis?
>>557559696Mile S ofc
>>557559696You need Mile S at a minimumLate Surger (OYL, etc)
The trio of Top Road, Ayabe, and Opera O is the best main cast among the anime series so far.
>>557559881>I want to talk to myself in an empty threadok bwo
>>557559881There will be infinite comfy threads with your umawife if you just survive MANT. Play casually if you have to and ignore the people who live to doom.in b4>eternal schizos>whataboutthescenarioafterMANT
>>557560020meeku... that look...
>>557560020>lust provoking image>irrelevant responseWhy are vee gee threads like this?
I wonder what I did wrong, I know my umas could be better but this is the first time I go to B finals since release:1-50-50-52-5I trained less than usual, way less than usual, for this CM, but I met the 1200 1000 1000 check and got the proper skills... I guess everyone just prepared more than me, but so far up to this cm getting the bare minimum worked to get to A finals, I guess it doesn't work anymore
>>557560041oh god PLEASE YES
>>557559696mile S means more speed, 5% to be exact, so it's more efficient than 5% power (track type) or 5% wit (strategy)and for Urara, end is slightly better if you're willing to fish for spurt rather than just borrowing wit Neicha and using OYL. 99% of teams will be one front two pace so there's no real difference in the end
>>557560173Sometimes you're just unlucky, man. Things are also more chill later in the evening/night.
>>557559098Fronts are the cheapest to build, they only need to pull for >SMaru, Falco speed>Palmer stamina>Bourbon power>Daiwa witHave fun
>>557560221It’s a little over 10%.
>>557560041>Play casuallyI already do so, the only effort I put into CMs is in preparing my wife for each one (and what are >5 careers a day when I enjoy them by seeing my wife run), otherwise it's auto-select and hope for the best
>>557560173post team? Sprint is an RNG fiesta but the skill pool you have does matter a lot here
>>557560173post umas
>>557560291lmao the fuck
Doesn't this guy post here?
>>557560469How the fuck do you remember names itt
>>557560435iirc that webm is just client-side visual manipulationSuzuka still lost in that race
>>557560173post umas, you most likely don't have the right accels or mid-game (even then you can get fucked by PDM or late starts)
>>557560469>dox
>>557560464nyo...
>>557559696>>557559849i made an end closer NY urara myself and she just doesn't work very well. spurt is a really shitty acceleration when literally anything else is on the table, and her unique doesn't really get her very far.
>>557560510I keep a spreadsheet of every person that has ever joined an /uma/ room along with the notes on their oshis and posting habits
>The vast majority of Super Creek merchs are from last year and this yearI want to personally thanks Cinderella Gray for giving Super Creek the spotlight.
>>557560291
>>557560469>witness to legendseems soulless enough to, yes
>>557560469Well if he does congrats on your princess beating me and your groove beating mine.>>557560530There, self doxx. Happy?
>>557560642I’m curious what my notes are. Leak the sheets.
>>557559098pace is literally all anni banners that you have to pull for anyway
I remember all your names because you are all my friends and I love you very much :)
>>557560679if you don't take the chance to release anime merch while it's airing, then when?
>>557560642Wow I'm glad I don't join rooms.
>>557560781FUggg
>>557560520>client-side visual manipulation>Suzuka still lost in that raceknew there was something off about her story chapter
You don't know me
>>557560020Do not
>>557560523>>557560368Here anons, I accept that they leave a lot to be desired, no S, no pasa accel, finemo missing 100 wit, bakushin missing more mid game.But I though it would still be enough to squeeze to A finals since other times I was busy with work and couldnt train as much I could squeeze in with the minimum, people who prepared more this time arej ust giving me a reality check probably
>falco spook>take groundwork option out of habit>on my NY End Urara
I just cleaned up my box. Feels good after juggling 5 open slots and getting constant box full alerts. I highly recommend if you are a lazy slob (like me) and/or hoarder.
I need Shinko
Second win in a row!
Hoeh Curren is attempting to win the final step of the Japanese Triple Dirt Crown
>>557559951They are also one of the strongest chanmi lineup you can have too if you have their alts
>>557560352woops left you out anon >>557560973 yeah, as you see, my bad probably for not going until I got S or pasa inherit from a grandparent I was using
>>557561136gettem currehn
>>557560973Yeah that's not surprising, you're missing the two main accels. The other things you've listed doesn't really matter, but not having Mummy Hug and Plancha sucks.
>>557561127firefuck-kun...
Does Angling even work also does Front Taiki really work?
>>557560973You need Halloween's Creek unique at a minimum and Pasa if possible, your problem is no accels except NSM which is very RNG - the stats are good but they can't cover the missing accel from skills. You don't need Sprint S (Turf S is nice, but its only ~80 power). For King you could rebuild her as a late surger with OYL from Nice Nature Wit, she has really nice stats
>>557561209I got ahead of myself and though if I just grabbed speed star and head on it would make up for them, my parents were not the best this time around and I'm paying it dearly. I genuinely though you could make up for these with other accels but seems like you cant, a lesson learnt but better now than later
>>557561301>Angling even workno>does Front Taiki really workno
>>557560020imagine the popping and queefing
Confess
>>557561051I should probably do it too because I have something like 127 runs of my favorite with maybe only 5 of them actually being of some semblance of use but I have to look through them all that I haven't already favorited, including other girls too, before I can nuke everything because I was too lazy to label most of them. Or I can just scorched earth everything and start fresh.
>>557560973yeah unfortunately nabbing the best accels are the biggest difference maker
>>557559926Why are people with uncapped speed and less than 1k Wit winning their matches while I got through the entire day with 2-2-2-2, how is that fair.
>>557561301Sprint CM or Dirt CM? For Sprint A&S doesn't work, Front Taiki works if your paces are strong enough to kick her to 3rd place before late-race. For Dirt CM A&S has a tiny window, Front Taiki works if you're playing triple front.
fuckshin fuckshin fuckshin fuckshin fuckshin fuckshin
>>557561393It's the worst CM to miss the accels because half of the last spurt is all acceleration. Low accel = death.
>his oshi never won Tokyo Yushun
>JP name: カレンちゃん>literally pronounced ka-ren>EN translation: Curren???
>>557561301Oh right I forgot to mention dirt CM>>557561396yeah for sprint CM, what about the dirt>>557561445What if Im playing 2 fronts Maruzensky Taiki and late Christmas Oguri
>>557561440>he fell for the capped speed gaslight
>>557561440post umas
>>557560642nyo... say it aint so bwo...
>>557561528Karen has a pronunciation in native English and it isn’t カレン.
>More wins today than in round 1My late groove has been popping off today. Also winning a lot of pace promotion gambles because of turbo sprint proccing.
>>557561440>he believed tazuna saying speed is important in sprint races
>>557561136And she wins by 8 lengths!
>>557561551>2 fronts Maruzensky Taiki>Christmas OguriI'd play pace Taiki. Although you have the very funny opportunity to torture yourself by trying to make a front XOguri.
>>557561505>>557561439>>557561381Well thanks for confirming my suspicions anons, lesson learnt for sprints in the future at leastIf I have time tomorrow I might try rebuild one of them and see if I get lucky, if not well, it is what it is, truly a skills game
>>557561440>its another "I didn't listen to witgod" episodecalling it now, zero accels
>>557561434if possible just set aside a couple of hours in a multistep process-figure out your label scheme if you don't have one-go through the box and label anything without a label, and re-label / scrutinize anything that already had a label to make sure it fits your scheme-sort by label-anything without a label is instant glue-identify overlap, delete unnecessary duplication. ask yourself honestly if you would actually, sincerely use it within the next 6-8 months, start gluinggood luck
呵呵
>>557561735sugoii desu wa
God I cannot wait for Marvelous Sunday to come out in global, I need those fat tits in my face so fucking bad
>>557561867no worries, I learned as well the hard way in cm1 when everyone had the good accels and I did not.
did you know that suzuka is very skilled at spinning penis
>>557559696I'm going with End Urara after her seeing her performance this CM. Urara victory!
>>557561959
>>557562204I hate it when people are downplaying NY Urara like she's the OG Urara
>>557561867If you are ever going to pull anything from the sea of video and image guideslop out there, it's that they are usually pretty decent at identifying the must have accels if nothing else.
>>557561431I probably would have left a couple months ago if I weren't danchou
>finemoan hagemasen
>>557561735With the title of the Dirt Triple Crown, she became one of the 10 most popular active horses in japan
If I want to try running OG Urara for the dirt CM, how fucked am I (I couldn't pull NY Urara)?
Why did they put so many late surger skills exclusively on guts and power cards? I'm trying to hit speed cap on Gold City with two speed cards and it's miserable. Might not be so bad if she had any speed grown. I'd take three speed cards but then I'd have to drop cards with skills I need, or give up on hitting wit requirement.
more like SLEEP tosho hehe
>>557561431i've never masturbated to an umamusume
>>557554262Heh
>>557562530>become triple crown>only 10th most popularthe dirt racism is out of hand
>>557562574Just play witlet Goldship.
>>557561431I can see it
>>557562557its like running a horse with no unique, so pretty bad
>>557562596Rice trainer WOULD say this
>>557562574>wit requirement
>>557562574dunno but it pisses me off to this day that tickezo guts is still one of the better overall late surger packages for a parent to date but is absolutely a brick even in a parent run.
hornse
>I never got invited to the shorstack clubFuck you guys
>>557562803
>>557562383Iktf, what will you do if your clubbros flatline during Trackblazer? I myself feel like the end is near since 8 of my clubbros are still below 5M fans more than halfway through the month.
>>557562530I can't get over the character design of this game. Who is this aimed for exactly, woman, or am I just being a baka retard?
>>557562803Gold Ship is so precious
>>557562903purge the dead and recruit same as usual
>0/5>2/5>5/5>2/5....Eh?
>>557563137sex with kitasan
>>557563078boomers
>0/5>0/5Ohhhh nooooooo. Please let the lobbies be less brutal 5 hours from now.
You know, I discovered that I can skip Nakayama and Symboli Sirius and I just have to pull for their alt versions to play their story
>>557563120The thing is there were some uma clubs a few days ago thats still missing members, not sure if they're filled now. But man recruiting is harder these days, those at B clubs and lower are happy at where they are, S-B+ are struggling.
>>557563137Kitasan a cute!
>>557562903I don't anticipate serious flatlining to happen until May, but by then, maybe I'll consider stepping down to take a breakIf I don't, just what >>557563120 said
>>557559696>check catalog>sort by creation date>>>/v/732996695>>>/v/733064625>>>/v/733047018>>>/v/733082127>>>/v/733077397
>>557562530But the year isn't over yet and, after a short grazing period, she will face senior dirters in the JBC classic, Chamipons Cup and Tokyo DaishotenThe biggest obstacle is the previous year's Triple Dirt Crown, Pay The Show (Agnes Digial x Vodka) who in 21 races came 1st 19 times and 2 times 2nd and is considered the second most popular active horse in Japan>>557563078The male characters are there to be your ojisan keiba friends, the female characters are there so that you can marry them and spawn kids that will work on your ranch, become a jockey or become a trainer (unless you want to play as a woman then just reverse the roles)
>>557563161>>557563304Eh!?
>>557563280i just put it on approval in game
>>557563137I think Dia and Daiwa turning that night out sexual was really unfair to Kita.
>>557563386It died again lmao
oyako h2h kino! chiyono overtook maru & falco and won
>>557563386it's a literal unilateral war against uma threads over there, jannies don't give a shit about double standards. Some cave troll /v/ janny just REALLY hates umamusume.
umangos
>Didn't qualify for Group A todayWell whatever. Gold is better anyway.
>>557563578Can you imagine if they put 1% of this effort into deleting eceleb twitter screencap bullshit instead?
>>557563725>>557563578go back
unfunny stupid meme kys >557563630
some light uma butthole teasing...
>>557563394I mean, I get WHAT and WHY they are here, by issue is the design of them, they feel fujo/woman manga esque to me, not like it's made for dudes. Maybe it's a style that fits both, hell I know, I'm just a dirty euro weeb.
>>557561440Sprint is accel and skill game
>>557563809meant for >>557563630
>>557563809 >557563809cry about it faggot
>>557561431I want to be raped by Manhattan cafe after she’s gone into heat
This shit is a lie, a true gaslight. Consistently it places her as 1st and every goddamn time she gets 5th to 9th
>marked
>>557563630you get gold if you make top A and place at least second alsoHell in November I equipped my bronze title for NNN (Nice Nature November)
>>557564182She’s 1st stat-wise. What are her skills?
>>557563078if it was made specifically to appeal to women it'd have otome looking guys instead of old men.
>>557564292>She’s 1st stat-wise.I must be going up against real shitters then because her stats aren't that impressive
>>557564182Haru Urara has been #1 fav in nearly all of my races, well over 80% of them to be sure.She does not win much.
Omg! She's literally me!
>>557564185
for me it's that Mcqueen ojisan that to this day still hates rice VILLAIN
im awake again so what is the deal with sweepybot thing
>>557564390…her stats are the most well-balanced. Why are you running this Taishin?
>>557564413bro she needs more viewers, you could be her #32.
>>557563879>they feel fujo/woman manga esqueI can see that with some of the male characters, but the women just seem cute to me
>>557564495No other Taishin I have has an A in sprint, that's why
>>557564427
>>557564390Anon this is not what people mean when they say Gutsmaxxing.
>>557564467Praise to our Chinese overlords.https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/8910f7a5fea59a6f39d8512c4cc76f75c86ce628>>557564316Fair point, didn't think of it that way. Suppose I read too much zoomer/young boy shit.>>557564556Probably just a me issue then, not huge on the style personally.
I wish I got 30+ viewers I wish I could stream but I got rate limited
>>557564651>tail wrapped around leg
>>557564587I see. Gutsmaxxing is a bit of a meme. Do you want to try rebuilding with your borrows tomorrow? We can take a look at your deck?
>build lategroove>get a pretty good one in a single run>doesn't win very often, decide to rebuild her pace after not qualifying for A finals today>sprint S and scenario record score on the first runIs she my wife now? I have never highrolled this consistently before.
>>557564680the human portraits are like that because they probably spent $500 total on them because it's a horse manager game
Hishiama???
>>557562751Can't I at least save up on stamina this way
>>557564651
>>557564680...but we already knew that sweepy was Chinese, the bot was made by Chinese people before he inherited it and there have been Chinese characters in the name since forever (and updates this week) is the Chinese thing that it?
*ponders*
>>557564801I mean, they don't look bad (to me) on a technical level, it's just that I don't vibe with the style at all. Call me a boring fuck, but anime/manga usually being piss basic and flat works well on me, the mind doing the rest.>>557564841You asked.
>>557564876Why is Nishino's head so spherical.
>>557564876Do NOT ponder it.
>>557564839
>>557564556top portrait looks like if ikezoe was as young as his frame looks
>>557564781This was my deck. Not my Taishin but it was the same deck aside from using LB1 SSR Riko instead of MLB R Riko
yesterday I did my careers and spent carats for TP and I went to sleep I woke up before TP reached 100 though. and I have some of those red spicy korean noodles for after I do a career
>>557564935hmm true it looks old style anime but apparently it's 2025
what a fucking slaughterhouse>33/60>was 27/40 yesterday>30% WR vs 68%>6/20, best score was a 3-2>barely qualified for A finalsGODDAMN
Why is Bakushin jobbing so hard
>>557565021
>>>/v/733118761Important post
>>557565101you did it! omedetou
>>5575651403 of the sexiest characters in this game
>not so good day>tired>open umamusume>see doto standing there>get horny>day improvesI love Doto, not in a romantically way it's all lust.
Biwa Hayahide has a big ass head.
>>557565028This is his portrait in game
>>557565174Chestlets seething
At least this CM is fun to watch with all these umas firing off blue/pink flares in the snow
>>557565140Can you show your Suzu build?
>>557565167
>>557565234based horny dotochad
>>557565140>Why is a completely free 1* Uma jobbing to 3* Umas
>>557565031This was probably for Arima, last CM. Most decks for end closers this cup, especially with a 10% speed scaling like Taishin, are 2 speed, 3 wit, and then Power Admire Vega. Wit is really important this CM. You want to get close to 1k. Do you have a decent Sprint parent?
>>557563386Post a danganronpa thread and talk about uma inside of it. And see if the thread is deleted or people in the thread are reported for being off topic.
>>557565343
for a second i thought i figured out how to make other umamusumes do something but it really is just air groove solo
>>557565315
my jacket smells like sour milk :(
>>557565506>Do you have a decent Sprint parent?KINDA, in that the Maruzen is about 6 pink sprint sparks. Otherwise she's....meh. I have way better parents for her but then she'll be like D sprint.
anyone found a working auto trainer? i'm getting tired
>>557565465that kind of racism is fucked up
rice's mochi pussy
remember skip maru/fine pull ramonu!!!
>>557565193it was a battle, but......KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557565550
>>557565658no we haven't mr cygaymes glowie
>>557565725back to bed
>>557564138Straight down to Hell with you
>>557565717
>>557559696spurt is bad next cm run her late
>>557565696I didnt know fuku card was important going to 100% pull for agnes SSR now
HMMMM i will pull for NTR (horse) instead
>the only card that ever has had Determined Descentis that significant?
Who trained these umamusumi?
>>557565721
WTF!!!! She WON!!My beautiful German WIFE!
>>557565696The original pic had only 1/3 of supports, you niggers keep adding everything without any reason
>>557565884you can borrow it if your deck is whale buhislop
>>557565550please Cygames, give us Summer Gentildonna and Verxina this year
>>557565896
>1/5>2/5>4/5>5/5What the fuck is this
>>557565908
>>557564182>>557564390guts seems to be overemphasized on the stats, it'll greatly boost your scoreEvery time I make a guts build I get 1st favorite even among S ranks
i'm so happy to see anons happy
>>557565721>>557565908I can't wait for her to drop. I honestly hope she drops first of the group I want because I'll feel less bad about using carats if I already have her since she's my primary target of the 4 that have yet to be released.
>>557565696This image should highlight that Palmer stam is a source of TTL. Once Bourbon Wit (gold groundwork) comes out, you can't use the welfare TTL with it.
>>557565928you can say they keep adding cards for No Reason
>>557566127You don't even play the game
>>557566067
oh I did the career that I spent carats for
>>5575656566*Sprint is workable. You only need 4 more, technically, but you do want more than that. Given you only have 5 borrows to get your Sprint to A, it would be best to just Affinitymaxx. https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilityBrian has the best inherit of the bunch, but there aren’t many Sprint Spark Brians out there. Compromising for Biwa might be your best bet, but don’t bother picking up the inherit.
>>557566351>6*Sprint is workable.Thr borrowed parent has 7
>>557566234>
>>557566281
That Oguri parent would be really good if it wasn't fucking 1* guts....Parent farming is draining
600 gods...
>>557566064Scaling
>>557566428>>557566281>>557565908>>557565721>>557565550>>557565167>>557564839>>557564651You can stop now no one cares
>>557566428>>557566281>>557565908>>557565721>>557565550>>557565167>>557564839>>557564651Keep going
I care
>>557566546I care
>>557566428
>>557565928>he hasnt made his own gaslight free chart
>>557566546I asked I cared
I askedI care
>>557566516
bizarre image
>>557566546time to pull out this classic /alg/ meme
>>557565696>Unshakeable Stance card for a nige that doesn't have itsimply eric
>>557566621
Mant seems fun, by the way, and yes, I like handling everything. Keep crying, rngfags.
Semen Rentention status?
i'm almost there
What gaslight caused the most damage this CM?
spicy noodles spicy noodles
>>557566815>He doesn't knowwho is going to tell him about shop rng?
>>557566883Power mattering, AGAIN
>>557565773If lusting after Cafe is a sin…Then let me be damned
>>557566883>Wit doesn't matter in Sprint>PDM is a meme
well if I had to see this so do you all
>>557566516>>557566687i want an edit where Kingu Halo yells 'WHO TAUGHT THIS UMAMUSUME CURSE WORDS' and Urara is in front of her
i guess im done
>>557566810
>>557566883>taiki is le bad
>>557566883Saying Curren was good for sprint.Lmao what a loser uma.
>>557566883>you only need accels bro
>>557566394Here’s a good 7*Sprint Brian, if you want it. 845244158745
>>557566883>Pasa is strong on sprint
>>557566994the other shit is just as bad (aka cringe)
>>557566883Not needing both Plancta and Mummy. Honorable mention to Taiki Shuttle being good for this track.
>>557566994I'm a white guy with a chinese gf and even I find this amazingly cringe
Which uma+skill did you guys use your hint books on? I used two for Maru's corner recovery and moxie so far and I kinda wanna use some on speed eater/mile maven but idk if she's better than OG Maru at mile after the evo skill buffs
>>557566815there is RNG in MANT. You can't control what you can buy, so you can get a terrible item pool
I'm in love with a beautiful uma
>>557566994>white/black supremacy slop>it's all made by jeets, chinks and sandniggersYou can't make that shit up lmao
>>557567098>>557567006
>>557566883I have yet to see a taiki win
>>557567000
>white guy with a chinese gf andcringe
>>557566998How did you get so much guts?
>>557567098>Not needing both Plancta and MummyNO ONE SAID THAT, bwo.
>>557566994better than the counterpart at least
>>557567132Explain in a funny JP meme image
>>557567153It's understandable desu wa
Danchou just said the club quota will rise from 30m to 50m, but he might forgive 40m in the first month because we're still learning the ropes
>>557567027Thanks, followed.
there has never been a good falcon post
i'm in love with a beautiful AND busty uma
>>557567181Literally every single Taiki I've seen has been eating shit to Curren, Bakushin and even King Halo.
>>557567119I used all of mine on Taishin and Encroaching Shadow/Spurt + End Closer straightaways
>>557567153me too
I'm in love with a sexy uma
I want to fuck gold ship now
>>557566994Wait till you find out there is an entire booru dedicated to this slop, and no niggers do not have one because they are too stupid to code a website
>>557567187
>>557567245Let me guess? A club?
>>557567342why do people call her Luna?
>>557566994take this back to /v/ nigger
>>557567245probably a lie, but lol if not, your danchou sucks and he can go suck cocks
>>557565101
falco posts are inherently super adorbs
>>557566883Accel skills brainwashing.
Gentil's got some big boobies, I need to suck on them.
>>557567207Riko and I think a blue burst somewhere in Junior year
I reckon tat making that slop should get you put on a list and make your social credit score go down
>>557567428Her hair
>>557567482Truth!
>>557567396
>>557567496>see winners>some have lots of accel>some just a little accelI literally don't understand
No, I'm not going to listen to your anti-mant agenda, and I'm not going to stop being f2p either
>>557567256
https://x.com/uwewibu/status/2022845282753655116
>>557567313Me too!
I have not seen one Falkek win all CM
>>557567536Thanks desu wa
awooga
>>557567558
>>557567610STOPGOONING
Kingu wouldn't approve of third rate """art"""
>>557567653
>>557567763hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
Danchou you better not be thinking about raising the quota
>>557550724Cute iinchou!>>557550872STUPID ORB
>>557567256the one with her sweaty thighs is a good falcopost image
Is it true that Tamamo is better than Gold Ship?
>>557567752
>>557567865How else are we gonna get back into A+
>>557567763ok!
>>557551004I had another cracked pasa run, everything lined up except Speed Star. I don't understand why Fine Motion seems to complete her event chain so infrequently. And then the potential for agemasen on top of that feels downright cruel. She just refuses to show up, and it's so frustrating.
Oh yeah what does Kingu think about this?
>>557567916100%, her cunny is so tight and delicious
>>557565896Themselves
awooga twice now a curren has been followed by big boobu
need to suck on thos boobs... oogoogaga
Can you guys stop being so horny and make the new thread already.
there is such a thing as too big
halu ulala
ok I'll bake
>>557568252*penetrates you*
>>557568205super creek's trainer would say this
>image limit reached AIIIIIEEEEMY MEME POSTING
aiiiieee papi
I don't feel like doing my dailies in other games let alone uma runs
>>557568286yeah, i say that every other night>t. super creek's trainer
>>557568513>>557568513>>557568513CURREN THREAD TIME :D
congrats comicfag, now what
I'm going to jerk off for a bit. New thread should be up by the time I'm back in like 4 hours.
>>557565696>Tachyon & LH>FM & Maruzen>Ramonu>Bourbon Wit>PasaSeems like a good path
>>557565921>the finals broadcastMy umas get to be humiliated on fucking live tv?
>>557566821first time making it to class 6