Gamer Girl Edition>Previous>>557697378>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
>>557749978Fuel tanks require 60 demo force, so they will always require Hellbombs and/or Portable Hellbombs. Most often two because they're always space far enough apart that one won't blow up both.Ammo storage can be destroyed with primary weapons, so taking out the entire objective with a Solo Silo depends on landing the missile in such a way that it hits all the caches at once.
first for death to bots
>bombing non-combatentsbros... are we actually just super Israel?...
im nyot going to Cyberstan
>Charon Prime has a map-wise full minute jammer modifier >Chopessa IV is a cold rocky shithole>every other planet has stamina killing modifiers>can't drop martale because there's no pressure on Marfark or Charon Prime>other two factions bore me to fucking deathfuck this gay ass Super earth
>>557749998god please that would be so fucking funny
Fun fact, the king fu cyborgs and the jet troopers will run straight into tesla towers. The armored borgs will usually hang back but will still often creep forward and get hit once or twice.
>>557749747>I'd like to see low power shots be worth using.true. I only use them to finish off hulks I missed a face shot on
>>557750535Fun fact: so will your teammates
>3 teammates have RR>still drown in Vox>spectate them a couple of times>they're just hiding somewhere while bot drop after bot drop is called inriveting.
>>557750535sapient, caring beings btw
>>557750535Every single enemy will prioritize tesla towers over helldivers. You can exploit this to reset enemy aggro.
My pod dropped into top of a building and all I could do was fallout to my death
>8 people on transcendencevery suspicious
I decided to listen to /hdg/ contrarians and start bringing the epogger over quasar/eats against bugs. I don't think the tradeoff in consistency and efficacy is worth the fact that the epoch can put out more shots.
>>557749965
>>557751079>need mo voxtrue!
>>557751079>enough thing>game kill
So the MO is fucked and joel rigged it to fail because he had a pissfit over chinese hackers?
>>557751000Pretty sure someone told you it was dogshit in clear detail?
>>557751000I want to Epoch more as well honestly. Is it...dare I say...fun? What else do you bring in your loadout to complement it?
>>557750430Granted, but it sits in a 5 year limbo of people whining about balance changes and "the good ol' days" while refusing to leave for other games
>>557751079>love friends
>>557751332warp pack so you can reload stage 1 > TP > reload stage 2
>>557751079
sell me on the scythe
Reddit is crying about the dispatch
>>557751542The good one or the bad one?
>>557751542goated once you get the better heat sink. doesnt work on cyborgs as well cause they rush you down too quickly
>>557751000>get told that it's shit>listen to the one fag that said "okay it might be shit but think of le potential!">try it despite everyone telling you that it's shit>find out that it's shit>"wtf this is shit!"that was your own fault bro
>>557751542Infinite ammo sniper rifle with no recoil
>>557751079>less player around>playing weapon enough?>fire bad>fun game>game kill>super helldivers trying invasion solo>hellbomb sweden
>we lose Cyberstan>the narrative shifts to a defensive one in wake of the bot counter attack>super earth forces heavily depleted, now has to deploy helldivers to reinforce SEAF operations more directly>new mission type is just like existing missions except now there are 1 or 2 SEAF outposts on the map whose survival is a side objective>can reinforce the outposts by deploying turrets or other fortifications, SEAF troopers will man the gun, grenade wall, and AT emplacements if left nearby>if helldivers take a SEAF SAM or artillery site while a SEAF outpost is alive, the new site will be garrisoned by troopers>this era of helldiver and SEAF joint operations leads to us finally getting the SEAF stratagem>the new mission type also paves the way for bigger SEAF outposts/forts as well as mission types with two enemy factions on border planetsthere I salvaged the forced loss and made it fun
>>557751551Good, reddit outrage can force AH to give us the MO, or sperg out even harder and get the playerbase finally fucking angry about the rigging>there are still people defending AH on reddit thoughlmao
>>557751542Can kill every kind of trooper, berserker, and deva incredibly quickly, as long as you can hit heads.Also has some aim assist when hipfiring which is nice.
>>557751768No, they're just whining that Super Earth killing automaton non-combatants reminds them of Palestinian babies being blown up by nukes or something
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>557751332I like to bring various dog backpacks for maximum crowd control against bugs, but I should really start bringing a warp/jump pack with it to reduce the problems with the reload as >>557751494 points out. When you're kiting heavies and chaff trying to get a reload in, the mobility is a godsend.>>557751310>>557751669Most people here shill it. Go look at the replies to this post: >>557572548
We kill 3.5 billion bots and our SEAFgger allies can't even make it to the tier 3 cities to help us, despicable I can see why we have to do everything.
>>557749965>tenkeyless aka w/o numepad>wireless both mouse and kbugh
When you pick up a resupply with the supply pack on, why does it give you supplies AND add another box to your backpack? That seems like a huge, unrealistic oversight.
>>557752110shut up nigger
>>557750751Considering the cyborgs are clearly meant to be more tactical I was not expecting the radicals to try to smoke and melee the flashing death tower
>>557750570I said it in an older thread, but I think that epoch should be able to spam the low power shots like the purifier. That would at least give it some utility to snap kill a few mediums. The need to charge up low power shots just completely fucks over their usefulness.
I don't get it.
>>557750535Put one in a sewer hole to prevent enemy movements & watch your teammates all die
LOBBY DOKO
>>557752446you can get it in the masters of ceremony warbond
>>557752296wireless mouse is fine desui got one the other day and i can't really notice a difference
>>557751079>youre retarded, problem?
You guys favorite loadout for Cyberstan?For me it'sPrimary: Plasma PunisherSecondary: Senetor/CrisperNade: ShieldOrbital gatling 120mm barrageEpoch(got mindbroken because of warstriders)LevelerI refuse to use the Backpack because the swedes are incapable of balancing their game.
>>557751937Everyone shilling epoch was a troll or a contrarian tranny. The backpackless answers to war striders are quasar, commando, and EAT. Railgun if you get off on sniping eyeballs.
>>557751752>lose cyberstanI don't see it, resistance has been lowered across the planet many times, we're making good progress on Star Keld. 89 million Helldivers should be able to take both megafactories with a comfortable margin.
>>557752679yeah input lag hasn't been an issue for a while
>>557752110>thinks that the SEAF are supposed to be helping us in the front linesI'm pretty sure that the SEAF are sent in clean up the aftermath of our warpath. And because the Helldivers are significantly more expendable.
>>557751542Scythe is a laser. All laser is good. I take laser everywhere. Laser never let me down. Good on bugs, good on bots, even good for cooking calimari
>>557752948helldivers are in 2 cities, SEAF is basically everywhere else
>>557751830>aim assist when hipfiringhuh?
>be arrowhead>want to make a unique cyberstan campaign>players have to liberate successive cities until they reach the final one>could just do it with a normal city planet since that's how they already work>make a custom planet with twice as many cities>want to give players a choice in which city to use to progress to the next tier>make all the cities basically identical>never explain any of this ingame>playbase randomly distributes across the cities>only the 30-40k consistent players know to group up, but right now they're only 30% of the playerbase>make it so you need at least 60% players to do anything>nobody makes progress until you tell them which city to go to anyway>make a global lives bar>realize that returning players are an active detriment and lower lives without boosting liberation at all>have to keep boosting it so the whole vent doesn't fail>make "the march to cyberstan" a unique MO where you have to raze planets to avoid invasions>doesn't make any fucking sense, players don't realize what you're doing until the third planetWhat a retarded fucking invasion this has been
>>557752948SEAF are on the front, we are in fact not on the front but behind it. SEAF has no real means to advance against the main enemy force(like really imagine what it's like considering what we are dealing with). Helldivers are paratroopers/rangers/pathfinder, their job is to go to hostile grounds and break the enemies stuff to allow the main force to gain an advantage.
>>557753168I've seen it snap to automaton heads while firing from the hip, maybe it's just a coincidence or caused by how beam weapons function.
>>557751752sorry spaghetti code engine causes enemies to hit 30 times harder when more than 2 seaf troops are on screen at a time, wait for AH to come back from vacation to fix it
Hey can someone media literate explain how 6 million operations that cover 3 square kilometers each is not enough to raze a single city? Thanks in advance.
>>557753228You rike?
>>557751542uhh it's in the free warbond and pops bot heads good. Takes a second but it'll pop devastator and zerker heads too. practically unlimited ammo but limited in output at any one time. it's less useful since at higher difficulties you're probably stimming and nading enough that you need those supplies anyway, and you're trading instant killing for a (fast) DoT so it's got a bit of a downside in feel there. No good for bugs imo, not enough stagger or stun or AoE potential. It's okay for illuminates but almost every primary is too. If you take it, buddying up with another diver can greatly cover the weaknesses of the weapon, and you just help hit breakpoints faster.
>>557752446Pros>you get 6 of them>they do a little bit of everything: area denial, anti chaff, anti heavy, spawner destructionCons>they're not as effective at any one job as dedicated grenades like thermite/gas/incendiary/tnt>they're a bit autistic and hard to place properly (but hey, you've got 6 of them)
>>557753369Look, don't pay attention to the plot holes okay, you just need to know you're the BAD GUY!
>>557753369Because they were randomly spread across 7 cities, 2 of which we razed
>>557753369The planet is actually REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY REALLYfun :)
Just came back after not playing for half a yearhow do i beat the new bots? those big fuckers on treads are scary
Shooting down dropships do anything at all? Sometimes don't even kill the mobs...
>>557753736You don't
>>557749965Hello weak fat psyopped cucks of /hdg/.
>>557753816Hello again Timmy, hows failing history?
>>557753736Hit with big explosion and gatling barrage.
>>557753736Shoot the vents with Variable (total mode) or similarly high powered weapons.
JOOOOEEEELLL
>>557753369>utterly demolish a cyborg city>picrel happens
>>557751000bugs are probably the worst faction for the epoch tho>rarely ever need 3+ shots of AT within 20 seconds, the big draw of the weapon>AoE means a pred or bug jumping in front of your beam will nuke you>slows you down when charging + stationary reload>keeps the backpack open so you can stim + destroy hives solo with the supply pack at leastTake it on bots before shelving it forever.
>>557753369You may not want to hear this, but the media literate answer is that Super Earth is not a trustworthy narrator.
>>557753967They're rigging it right before our eyes.#STOPTHESTEAL
TOTAL SUPER EARTH DEFEAT
>>557753369Muh realism
>>557656309I'm relatively new but I found just today that you can actually survive the traitor's barrage if you find a cover and wait. I personally went inside an open tunnel or whatever it's called that asset in cyberstan.
>>557753967I love how that's all we see. Some shittly little popup.
>>557753369the swigger code can only count 271K of em at best
>>557754050Bugs are the only front where the epoch has a serious niche, and that niche is killing dragon roaches when you want to use your backpack for something else. You just have to leg meta cope the chargers
>>557752446Used to be THE hidden meta bot grenade. Deleted a Factory Strider almost instantly when thrown at its legs. Can delete drops instantly because bots are grouped up when they fall down.With the introduction of Warstriders (which completely cuck it) and buffs to Factory Strider leg health this grenade kinda fell into completely obscurity.
>>557753934>Shoot the vents with Variable (total mode)Is this supposed to be some one shot kill thing or is just in the process of blowing the three bottom vents and then grenading?
>>557753551Hi, thanks for responding. The area of Russia, the largest country in the world, is roughly 17 million square kilometers. 6 million operations at 3 square kilometers each is about 18 million square kilometers which is slightly larger than Russia. We took about half of omniparitus and half of star kield with the 6 million operations. Is it thus correct to assume that those cities combined are larger than all of Russia? More over, this assumes complete annihilation of every square kilometer of Russia across its entirety. Again, I am not media literate enough to understand the Cyberstan invasion and thank you for your assistance.
>AH damage controlling on discord bc everyone immediately sees the MO is rigged impossibleLMAO
>>557753967jesus just give us the win already
>>557754050Didn't it also have the problem of needing 2 shots to kill a charger, so you'd always end up in an awkward reload or wasted shot situation? At which point, you may as well just bring anything else.
>>557754427Is that an actual employee?
>>557754341>Variable (total mode)4 shots in the vents for the variable kills it outright.
>>557754427the previous MO was quite literally impossible once they changed it to operations completed instead of just missions. this one is doable if everyone drops to d4 and starts spamming completions without wasting time on clearing the maps
>>557754528No, just a larping discord mod
>"YOU FAILED THE MAJOR ORDER"
>>557752815Where do you shoot those fucks with Epoch? I've had mild success with stray eye snipes and joint hits.
>>557754427Is this the furfaggot that banned someone for reacting with an emoji he didn't like or is this a different furfaggot?
>>557754427>AH employees are the Lower The Difficulty posters
>>557754427>I've seen players win impossible MOs dozens of timesWasn't that only a couple times, and they were ones that were very obviously railroaded to be a "nailbitingly close win"?
>>557754594Wow how anticlimatic id rather just lose than play like a minmaxy faggt
>>557754427>lower the difficulty
TOTAL FRONTLINE COLLAPSE
>>557754329It still does all of that. The instant death thing was just a bug. You might just need to use two or three vs a factory strider. One still fucks up drops.The thing with pyros is that they're a bit too autistic to be your first answer to anything, but they are a great plan B answer to EVERYTHING. Except bile titans and roaches. They sorta do fuck all to those.
>>557754427>ITS HECKING DOABLE YOU JUST HAVE TO>LOCK>THE>FUCK>INShan't.Bugs go brrrr when you set them on fire
>>557754259what would you like to see? raining starships parts?
>>557754614They play at d5 so yes they do chant "lower the difficulty"
>>557754427Are there really people pretending this shit isn't rigged when the MO we just failed was literally frozen for like 6 hours?I can only feel pity for people that still care about the war
>>557754427>>557754594this, they got a huge population boost when cyberstan dropped, over-corrected for the complete missions MO, and then didn't use the power of china as an excuse to re-correct the operations mo for the more normal event populationany time they ask the entire player base to do x missions or x operations is basically a guaranteed failure because they're NEVER reasonable
>>557754427We know that the devs doesn't play on anything higher than 7 and when they do they all squad wipe because their retarded builds doesn't work.Why are they lying?
>>557754528Yes. A lot of them are unironic furfags. Most are some manner of fags
>>557754594>drop to D4You guys do know that MO contribution scales with difficulty, right? They explicitly made that change so people COULDN'T do this.
i'm fooooorming sc rn
>>557752815AMRAmmo Pack120mm BarrageWalking Barrage
>106k helldivers on cybstan>11k of them attacking cities we don't need>another 27k apparently not in any city???
Haven't gotten a warbond since the science one with the warp backpack. What new(ish) warbond should I get next?
>>557754608I just throw down a shield, surprisingly effective.If i was a meta slave i would run the supply backpack with it, that+shield almost make the Epoch good.
>>557754614>posters(s), pluralit's literally just one "person" behind the grand majority of them, with the occasional retard joining in
>>557753754Falling drop ships don't do anything except sometimes trap units temporarily. It's very disappointing.
>>557754368>The operations are spread across 7 mega cities>The mega cities are country sized based on the planet map>The bots can repair the mega cities without much attacking Helldivers like Solidaritet, they've shown an ability to quickly manufacture infrastructure and soldiersNot hard to think through
>>557754532Huh, I'm going to go test that. Seems like it'd be really fun with siege-ready armor.
>>557754427>not dyinghow about you fix the fucking spawns you swiggers.
>>557754994You can still complete lower difficulty missions far faster than higher difficulty ones and will likely die a lot less along the way
>>557754871Most haven't played the game on release, where you could watch Arrowhead remove 80% capture progress in real time because the Galactic War systems were incredibly unfinished and simplistic at the time.
>>557752815Bastion, Shield Relay to keep my bastion alive for longer and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh......
>>557753262Nigga that is fucking bullshit and a half. There is no way for a force with near-total air superiority and artillery to NOT completely mulch the opposition.Anytime the bots group their armor up it should be getting raped by artillery and air attacks, while if they spread it out then SE can just defeat it in detail.AH just doesn't care, the whole point of the text blurbs is just make reddit cry how we are le bad guys and cyberstan is just like Palestine or whatever niggerville the Jews are bombing today, and to ragebait us with the le humanity bad trope
>>557752446it was so good at killing Factory Striders that they buffed their feet and now Vox Engines don't even take fire damage. Still good on squids it passes through a harvester shield and melts it in seconds.
>>557752815Kit: purifier/talon/pyrotechStrats: portable hellbomb/commando/leveler/gatling barrage
>dont die lol>but also dint count on your stratagems ever working ahahaha
>>557752446you get 6 of them and 1 grenade can clear a lot of chaff units but also take out big stuff like hulks,tanks,chargers,impalers. Anything but enemies in the air like roaches or striders
>>557754427>play cautiously>Dont die looooolthese motherfuckers deserve to be raped on their sleep
>>557754994A full d4 operation gives 5 liberation points and can be done in 30 minutesA full d10 operation gives only 10 liberation points and tends to take over an hour
It's official... WE failed... Joel won...
So do we not get the medals for the failed MO? Not even a consolation prize or anything? Cause damn that sucks, I'm still new and I need all the medals I can get
>>557755239Can someone explain to me why zoomers love this fucking cat so much?
>>557755248These are same swedes who said "use your stratagems" when people complained that heavies were too hard to kill and mission modifiers made stratagems very difficult to use.
>>557752815EruptorTalonGasOrbital GatlingOrbital Precise StrikeEATLeveller
>>557755401Probably a cape in like 7 months
>>557754427>furry discord tranny responsible for LTD spamto the surprise of absolutely no one
>>557755243The foot buff was to cuck the RR. It didn't impact the Pyro much.
>>557753967>Liberation Cyberstan>Ermmm sweaty you didn't take it fast enough 90% of the bots survived and made 10 more Cyberstans :P>>557754427It's funny how they blatantly ignore the last MO was straight up rigged, they freezed our progess the last few hours
>>5577533693 day special operation, trust the plan citizen
>>557752815Total bot electrocution
>>557755184>>557754427Just>steers your hellpod into a pond of molten steelStop>spawns 3 vox engines from one (1) bot drop and another one appears from thin air in a patrol spawnDying>rigs the MO again
your letting the swedes down.
>throw down shield-nade>faggot drops his ultimatum on me>completely unscathed thanks to shieldGet cucked faggot.
>>557755401MO's are all or nothing. Even if you get 90%+ and need just a few more hours to complete the result will always be "You failed. Everyone is dead. The enemy is raping the women and children as we speak. This is your fault!"
>>557754427do thi bih got a twitter?im tryna tribute they profile picture
>>557752815Primary is whatever, mostly Tenderizer/Amendment, Loyalist for Gunships, Dynamite/Pyrotechs, C4, Leveller, Solo Silo, Orbital Gatling Barrage. Usually play D10 duos with a friend who has a similar loadout with C4/Leveller/Solo Silo, and it's actually pretty manageable.
>>557754608Oh like the weakspot?Anywhere, they take two shots no matter what
>call down shield generator>immediately and permanently broken by another retard that called in his shit inside the bubble>bubble uptime: 10 secondsi genuinely can't believe this is still an issue they haven't addressed
>but enough about us blatantly rigging the MO and making fun of players dying too much, where's our birthday celebration?
chances I get banned if I do this?
Just stop dying is a meme since it was literally part of the event that ah was manually fucking with the numbers. I bet every mission counts as 10 deaths no matter what.And if everyone pretty openly thinks you’re cheating, thats just being a shitty dm.
>>5577528153x leveller 120mm barrage
>>557755919literally zero. no, im not kidding.
>finish this city in 1 day>2 days left for just the capital
>>557755834>i genuinely can't believe this is still an issue they haven't addressed>Implying it's not an issue they haven't purposely created when they "buffed" the relaylmaooooooo
>>557754427200% demoralized
>>557755368>the capital is going to have these fire fuckers, the jet brigade, a hulk swarm, and cyborgs
Ok but what happens if we actually do take Cyberstan
>>557756351new cyberstan
>>557755919No idea, because I had my own personal chinaman do it for meYES I will remind the thread everyday
>>557755919Zero. As far as I know they are literally incapable of banning people, but I'd still recommend you play it safe and stick to invite only solo lobbies.
>>557756351Intel reports coming in that the automatons created 3 more cyberstans while we were attacking the first one
>>557756351Burn it to the ground, then flush out the rest of the sector.
>>557756351The refugees make 100 more better cyberstans because diversity is our strenght chud
>>557755834Even if no one on your end fucks up I've noticed the shield has a tendency to randomly die after a few seconds if ANYTHING is repeatedly shooting into it.
whats the point of the suppressed assault rifle if everyone and their motherboard (ha get it?) detects you if you nearmiss them too often
>>557754427Did they say anything about how they changed the last MO to a much harder one when we started winning?
>>557756134>capital has 2m hp and 2.75% (adjusted 5.6%) decay rate>it would take 80% of players a little under 3 days to take itnot happening
>>557755905>"haha, remember these other games that we fucked up before abandoning?"Honestly wouldn't have said that if I were them.
>>557753967>>557754427>battle for cyberstan>no coordination whatsoever, players can drop to any factory on the planet>establish a war mechanic based on total lives lost on a GALACTIC level>novelty of bot themed cities and 3 new units wearing off>nearly 1/3 of the playercount already moving off cyberstan and dropping on other planets>JOEL triggering multiple resistance losses to compensatelollmao even
>>557756541You have to use the re educator with the assault rifle. Otherwise its just a meme.
>>557756351
>>557756351I know exactly what the outcomes are gonna be>we lose cyberstan>bots rebuild and launch aggressive counter attack>we win cyberstan>bots flee and build megafactories on other planets because AH doesn't want to just ditch the content
JOEL won
>>557756351>take Cyberstan>Incel Jet Rupture Cyborg Brigade takes it and the surrounding 30 planets in fifteen minutes>we get a -50% reinforcement budget as a reward too
Didn’t they tease a boss tier unit?Was the plan seriously to save it for the last city in 2 days?It has to be cap, yeah?
>>557756351Joel kills himself.RIP.
>>557756760Pure copium, like people who thought Prosperity City wouldn't just be another copy pasted megacity
>install leandiver mod>keep random voice on>sissygyat reporting for duty
>>557756097how do you even get thatsince my script only does 130 max in one go and i need wait like 2 minutes to do it again
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244378737470/76561198141817078REPORT FOR MANDATORY TANK SERVICE get in, tankers
Battle for super earth > rigged and glitchy battle for cyberstan > ‘5 weeks of filler because it was actually that bad’ hive world eventTell me I’m wrong. You can’t.
>>557754427what a disgusting specimen
>>557756907THE TANK IS FVLL
So here's the real question... why are we even invading Cyberstan in the first place?This is the most heavily fortified planet we've ever seen. The home of the masterminds behind a galaxy-wide invasion force and rein of terror. The beating heart of their automaton war machine....We JUST finished building and successfully testing a death star planet killer. If Cyberstan isn't a valid target for the Star of Peace, why the FUCK did we built it? What could possibly be a more justifiable target to use it on than here?
>>557755919I have always been interested how game determs your SC amount, because if it goes throuh their servers they can see the amount
Reminder that the bot dss/death star was already leaked, so>we win cyberstan, they unleash it as revenge>we lose cyberstan, we failed to prevent thisIt doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Wrestling is less fake than this shit.
>>557756870>"Just watch, we'll get the APC and Lumberer during the Super Earth siege!">"The Illuminate are totally gonna send the Great Host subfaction during the Super Earth siege!">"It's gonna be so cool once we get to Prosperity City, the icon is different so it's gonna look different too!">"I can't wait to do the presidential evacuation mission when we get to Prosperity City!"
>>557757001>furry>"female"Uhuh...
>>557754427>>557757001When did it become socially acceptable for furries to air their sexual deviancy publicly like this?
>>557756097am i insane or does this shit come with a bypaass, holy shit
>>557757180That second one is true.Its just that the great host subfaction just has zero unique elements.
>>557757195Obsessed
>>557757195a lot of women are unironic furry FREAKS, its just men have more balls to be visibly mentally ill furries while women prefer the safe option like wearing cat ears and animal paws or just a buttplug tail
>>557757072You don't understand, Cyberstan clearly possesses mirrors, and they might reflect the beam to Super Earth. The risk is just too great.
>>557755919>Here comes the endless samefagging
>>557757225since some "people" thought men always crossdressing as women was reasonable
>>557757072too much snow on Cyberstan, snow raises the albedo too high, beam will just bounce off.
>>557757001>she/her
>>557756891>leandiver modWhich one?
>>557755919Game shutdown and gave me error>Hack detected somethingsomething contact arrowhead
>>557757552the non-gooner one, since its comprehensive and i don't need to install 70 ass and titty outfits
>>557755368>Play cautiously>Die anyways
>>557757254The redpill is that what we're fighting IS The Great Host, its just the name for the default Illuminate. I'm pretty sure the Automatons also have an internal name for the default "subfaction" too.
>>5577572252014, after gay marriage was legalized in the US social degeneracy has gotten out of control.
Stalingrad 2...
>>557757001I can't be the only person here who has never used discord right? Everytime I hear anything about it its always faggots and furries and trans retards being massive porn addicts
>>557757001>She/herOh I'm sure
>>557756578I would fight literally everything simultaneously than deal with the incineration corpse >>557757682At least you can wear anti explosive armor
The long windup makes the quasar cannon and epoch utter shit.
>>557757072because super earth is le incompetent!!!>create super death kill planet exploder 2000>test it out on some bumfuck nowhere planet as a warning that we have the power to blow up anyone we want>plant evidence that the bots stole the plans to the super death kill planet exploder on bot servers for casus belli>invade cyberstan with the intent of razing it to the ground and killing all the cybermen, cyberwomen and cyberchildrenmeanwhile:>could have just blown up cyberstan directly with the DSS>despite that they let us keep the DSS in orbit all week>killing the cyborgs instead of capturing/repatriating them for labor is a waste of resources when the squids are capturing entire planets of people and turning them into monsters>didn't need casus belli in the first place given ongoing hostilities with automatons
>>557757225It's trooncord>publiclyIt's fucking trooncord, absolutely no one isn't a deviant there, are you stupid?
>>557757072>>557758019Is it possible they feared the hell divers were becoming too numerous so just wanted to cull them down a bit?
>>557757797I've never used it eitherWell I did, once, I made an account for their gay feedback form, they didn't like my opinion and I got permabanned without ever posting
>>557757225Slippery slope falacy is not a falacy, it's quite real.
>>557754598Brain dead retard.
>>557758292I don't know why they bother with the feedback forms when Swedes are too arrogant to even consider that they might be wrong.
>>557758210>in reality Super Earth wants to discover their cloning technology and create a personal army for the elite>this way we can face the final boss which is Super Earth leadership
>>557758210>afraid that your army of retards with a 5-minute turnover rate might start turning against youHigh Command really doesn't have anything to fear.
>>557757529>>557757898Obsessed
>>557758474You need to submit feedback harder, goy
>>557758564>kill ratio of 23:1>battle of super earth made them bigger heroes than ever before>most citizens reacted with "Oh my God! An actual Helldiver!"Honestly I feel like if the Helldivers ever turned on Super Earth it would be really hard for Super Earth to paint them as villains now
>>557756891why are buttdivers like this
>devs say don't die>extract has 3 or more voxes materializing at all times>patrols endlessly spawn in the mega factories and close in from all sides at all times>game is fundamentally built on the concept that death is sudden and expected
Did they nerf the guard dog? I don't remember it being this unreliable. Sometimes it doesn't even start shooting until the chainsaws are already digging into my flesh
>>557758019Maybe the super death kill planet exploder 2000 needs to recharge.>>557758495I hadn't considered Super Earth wanting Cyborg cloning tech, that's a neat behind the scenes reason regardless of what it ends up being used form.
>we lost 160 million Helldivers defending Super Earth >229 million if you count the Helldivers who held back the invasion force before it hit Super Earth>270 million Helldivers lost on Oshaune>only 150 million Helldivers lost on Cyberstan>only 87 million left in reserveI smell bullshit
>>557755523you are literally watching them rig it in our favor and you're still making up conspiracy theories that you're being victimized by the insidious joel
>>557758738Helldivers can't even pilot their own destroyers. If we step a toe out of line the Democracy Officer puts a bullet in the back of our head and unthaws the next one
Got a general question for you guys. Ive got a coop focused load out centered around the tank. Shield relay, shield pack, solo silo/EMS mortar, tank - plasma punisher/adjudicator, ultimatum, shield nades. Field Commander sort of feel. This set up is tailored to bots obviously so I'm wondering: what's stratagems thatd be best for illuminate/bugs still centering around coop? To still maintain the field commander feel
Cyberstan, .steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244389911035/76561198163621377
>>557759130Perahps those 500 million losses are related to our current shortage.
>>557758738>Helldivers turn>Super Earth activates the self-destruct sequence on every Super Destroyer>"Citizens of Super Earth, today marks a harrowing tragedy... the Helldivers fell for the enemy's lies and turned on each other. Even though this was a terrible loss, Super Earth will prevail!">Super Earth then tries again with the Super Helldivers Corps to succeed them (they're even lower budget and literally brainwashed this time)
>>557759042>we fail Cyberstan but steal cloning technology>set up cloning facilities on Mars>Helldiver teams up graded to 28 in reserve instead of 20>or possibly teams of 5 instead of 4The way they are even frozen is perfect. Each Helldiver could be cloned and dropped into the Super Destroyer and just to training while sleeping ala the Matrix
>>557758932I quickly dropped using it on cyberstan and use a machine gun sentry instead. The sentry draws aggro away and will kill two or three patrols for you.
>>557759271knowing the god damn swedes I can see them letting us join up with the cyborgs and squids and bugs and make super earth humanity the final boss
>>557759209Listen goy, I gave you an impossible task and I just made it slightly easier. It's still impossible, though, but you need to thank me for helping you. The bill for my assistance is in the mail.
>>557759257FVLL
>>557759130almost 50% of deaths have happened off of cyberstan/the bot frontlast night:>140m deaths on cyberstan>110m reservestoday:>152m deaths on cyberstan>87m reservesmath:>12m deaths on cyberstan>11m deaths elsewhere
>dragonroach + predator strain>on a planet with terrain that blocks eagles and orbitalsArrowhead literally does not play their own game. These Swedes are absolutely fucking retarded and these missions are impossible to complete solo without stealth armor cheesing.>dragonroach spam means you have to build for anti-armor or you WILL have 3+ roaches spitting on you at any given time>predator spam means you have to build for chaff clear and sentries are generally dead picks unless you dedicate 2 slots, one gatling to defend from stalkers while the other rocket/autocannon stuns chargers>quick light units means you have to build for mobility since stopping for a single second to reload or resupply means deathIt's actually impossible to build a balanced loadout for this planet.inb4>solo
>>557759130I did the calculations in the first day and a half of the campaign. Even assuming 100k players around the clock doing 2 missions per hour, it would have equated to 2.5 deaths per player per mission, which is extremely generous given how bad the average player is (and how bad they are at fighting bots). The entire death counter has been generously massaged and our actual losses are easily twice what the official counter says.Also, even having a reinforcement reserve is bullshit. If this really were as serious a situation as we were led to believe, then it would simply be an "at all costs" operation rather than "we have set aside this many reserves for the invasion."
>>557759663That's because the fire fucker corpse is gay as shit
>>557759256Turn off that shitty tripcode first, then I'll think about whether or not to answer your question.
>>557759706It has to be intentionally arbitrary but what will arrow head do after? What stops the Helldivers from just continuing to attack?I'm guessing Super Earth pulls back SEAF and the resistance just goes to bullshit levels like 10%
>>557759475>Swedes don't do this>instead the game ends with a "power of love and friendship triumphs over all!" ending where all four factions make peace with each other>makes it a "war bad" message where High Command and all of the surviving Helldivers and SEAF soldiers get prosecuted for carrying out war crimes>creates a PDF listing off all of the digital crimes you've committed and reports you a federal agency for "cyber hatecrimes">money stolen
>>557758738>citizensUmm i totally forgot about them. I can't recall having seen any since SE, are they completely gone?
>>557759729sure but it also means that 22% of players (b*gdivers and squidders) are accounting for 50% of our deaths (11 million reserves)
>>557759937This would be fukken based thoughbeit
>>557759937Would be the most substantial thing Sweden had done
>>557757797I have a group of friends. We use discord to game with each other. We started out using ICQ, then Ventrilo, later TeamSpeak, and finally adopted Discord because it was free.I joined some non-degenerate ones during Covid that were active then, but now it is now mostly Mods lording over their status while the most autistic people spam whatever weird shit they are into: e.g. video game art and leftwing British political discourse on totally unrelated discord servers. I don't venture out of my friendgroup's server much these days.
>>557757225>>557757001this nigga thinks mickey mouse is sexual
>We have taken Cyberstan, unfortunately due to losing all of our reserves only the most Veteran Helldivers will remain active while stocks are refreshed>All players below level 100 can no longer login
These diaper-users and their stupid sticky bubble never learn.
We have the ballistic shield and the energy shield, but when explosive or plasma shield? Make it make sense, Arrowhead.
>>557750604>RR>Vox
>Countless bros attempting to do MO, grinding long hours, skipping work, ruining the game for themselves>A few babies out of their control fuck it up>"Gee wizz, looks like players sucked it again"
>>557759729>"These bots use fire!">averages (see retarded) players put on flame resistance gear>it does nothing against the breaker damage that one shots you unless you have heavy armor
>>557760619>no arc shield that deflects incoming projectiles in unpredictable ways continuing the theme of arc gear being THE teamkiller's choice
>>557760619The handheld energy shield is very fucking good on Cyberstan, you can shut down entire bot drops by just crouching in a chokepoint and shooting them. It recharges so fast too, only time it has broken on me was>8 direct hits from Vox Engine main lasers>10 cyborg shotgunners and 4 heavy devastators shooting it on an open field
>>557760803I WILL NOT fucking be mad at buggers and squiddersThis IS and ALWAYS HAS BEEN joel's fucking faultIf he didn't design it with jackassmaxxing in mind everything would be fine
>>557759706>Also, even having a reinforcement reserve is bullshit. If this really were as serious a situation as we were led to believe, then it would simply be an "at all costs" operation rather than "we have set aside this many reserves for the invasion."I've said it before and I'll say it again: the death counter is just a thinly veiled excuse to force a lose condition against the players. Literally everything about how Helldivers 2 plays, and indeed what makes it FUN to play, works against the core concept of trying to conserve your lives. We have never, ever been punished for dying as many times as it takes before. The combat of the game, from stratagems to everything else, encourages chaos and accidental deaths. Many enemies will just oneshot you. Many of your OWN ABILITIES will kill you by accident. Telling us that player death now matters is as nonsensical as putting a message onscreen that says that we have to beat the Cyborgs without missing 10,000,000 shots. Every time you pull the trigger and don't hit a target, we get closer to defeat.Its nonsense, and more importantly its nonsense where bad players VASTLY have a stronger negative impact than good players have a positive impact. One group of shitters that wastes 25 lives every mission and fails multiple times in a row will drag down any number of skilled players that can get through that same mission with only 2-4 deaths total.
>>557760909>explosive shield that creates a 2000dmg AP6 explosion when melee attacked>plasma shield that creates a damaging plasma pulse when hit>incendiary shield which is exactly the same as the explosive one but it's a napalm bomb instead>arc shield which sends off random zaps when hit>brap shield which isn't really a shield but just stink lines on your helldiver
>rocket hits the tank sideskirts>sideskirts fall off>tank now sparking and all sorts of fucked upBASED SWEDEN
Grenade Rankings >General UseDynamite Shield Thermite GasLure mine>Best vs BotsSmoke ArcSeekerImpact Urchin >Best vs SquidsImpact Incendiary Stun >Best vs BugsIncendiary FragPineapple >Overall Poor Performance HEPyrotechThrowing Knife
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244391990338/76561197996887115D10 CYBERSTAN1/4GONNA GET ME SOME CYBORGUSSY
>>557754427The funny thing is that it's just not going to happen because the return/new players are fucking over everything. Anytime I join a sub-100 game they will waste most reinforcements on doing side objectives and almost ignore the main ones. They don't understand the concept of get in get out and are playing above their weight class.
>>557760839>unless you have heavy armor
>>557755240>There is no way for a force with near-total air superiority and artillery to NOT completely mulch the opposition.Based on what we see in the skies and in the air Super Earth doesn't have these things.
>>557760803This is the first MO explictly designed to punish the playerbase if people don't know what they are doing
>>557761820well fuck me okay what are they throwing white phosphorous and termite? the fuck do we do lol use the omni shield?
>>557762167>the little shield bubbles that did nothingJust bring thermites dude
>>557751672I'm still mad that they refuse to give it better scopes. the literally laser-precision sniper is stuck with 2x while both of its jittery random spread cousins get a 4x for some reason known only to swedes
>>557762240to be fair i think they nerfed the conflags after this webm was made, i just like how it cuts me clean in half from full health
>>557755240>>557761882Lore wise doesn't cyberstan have a metrix ass load of anti air? Like they just gave up contesting the sky and just attack the air
>>557762167>running in the center of a bot horde>not getting killedI though bots were supposed to be hard? Bottroons, what's the cope for this?
>>557762365the issue is that it scales HARD with range so if you turn a corner you just die
>>557759315I wasn't really thinking Super Earth scientists getting a look at Cyborg cloning tech would amount to anything altering gameplay, just more fun fluff for the game. Bigger team sizes is something I'd really like, especially after seeing that Bastion promotional art with 4 tanks on it. But in the maps and enemy spawn limitations as they currently are it'd be extreme overkill.
>>557762572im guessing the engine itself is close to shitting itself if they go more than 4 playersI'd love big maps with teams of like 20 fighting on the front line battlefront style
>>557762306The bubbles are excellent for covering your ass as you run away thougheverbeiterest.
>>557761192Squidders aren't even an issue, 2k divers drenched in blue are negligible compared to the 20k guys who somehow ate 40% of our reinforcements.
>>557761820i have never been bisected at the waist
>>557761882There is no excuse for why they can drop helldivers and stratagems and not just drop bombs. Instead of dropping 100 million helldivers and counting up how many of them come back, drop 100 million hellbombs. Trust me, the planet will be MUCH easier to take and hold after that.
>>557762994>drop 100 million hellbombsSomeone needs to arm the hellbomb.
>>557763071If you need to arm the hellbomb, then why can we raze planets with the DSS but not Cyberstan somehow?
>>557762994>bro is using trying to use logicstop
>>557763157We had already taken planets that were able to be razed.
>>557759315>"We're gonna get enemy tech! This will definitely translate to use getting something!"Has this ever happened outside of a minor temporary buff
>>557763157They had to be planets we already secured, don't want the DSS to accidentally enter the range of a bunch of Orbital cannons or get swarmed from planetary airfields
>>557763281Control group
>>557763214>using trying to use
>>557763214My liege...
>>557762994Buddy the bots have orbital defences and a fleet, if we want to be realistic about this we should actually be fucked on divers lost, because how many divers are in cryo on a super destroyer and how many have been realistically lost in the air at this point?
lobbari decides but probably cyberstansteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244393956209/76561197986892683
>>557762095It's an event created by devs who hate their own playerbase as cathartic fart sniffing And they've done it plenty of times before
>skipping work to do MOsWhat the actual fuck
>Just extract bro it's not that hard
>>557763794>I dont understand the human condition
>>557763756bloody i forgot to set the lobby to publicactually i have to do some chores i make new lobby when im done
What's on the broadcast today?
>>557764126Home improvement reruns.
why should I use the 380 red when the 120 seems to still blow stuff up the same stuff? just for overkill or what?
>>557763794I would skip it just because I don't feel like working if I could. Sadly I have to be a good goy and provide for my family and shieeeet
>>557764298380 is for when you want a second 120 that blows up more in a larger area but less evenly
>>557764298380 is for mega nests/fortresses, maybe eradicates or brick missions, thats about it. No real use for it on Cyberstand except outside the gates.
cyberstan capture the flag easily the worst videogame experience of my life
>>557755919thanks for the sc , barely menaged to make it work but it did
>>557762994but they are though, just not at the megafactories because of how fortified up the ass they are, with their orbital defenses and AA turretsthat's when you send in the helldivers, to perform surgical insertions and execute missions objectives with the deadly efficiency of rundiving
>game just straight up crashing on bootwhat's going on it was working like 3 days ago
>>557764815Except that the mechanics of the game disprove this. Unless I am within 100 meters of a jammer I can call down whatever I want. How do I know they can bomb these factories from orbit? Because I just called down a bomb from orbit. It happened. I watched it happen. Just do that without sending me here to throw a little ball at it from 10 meters away.
>make all the enemy factions objectively worse than super earth with no room for compromise or misunderstanding>but YOURE THE BAD GUY BECAUSE IM TELLING YOU SO>SEE, SUPER EARTH SHOOTS AT FLEEING ROBOT CIVILIANS, EVEN THOUGH THE LORE CLEARLY STATES THE CYBORGS MADE THE ROBOTS AS A SLAVE WARRIOR CASTE TO FIGHT SUPER EARTH FOR REVENGE>HE MIGHT HAVE CHAINSAWS FOR HANDS AND ADORNED WITH HUMAN SKULLS, BUT HE ACTUALLY WANTS PEACE AND WISHES TO BE A SIMPLE PASTRY CHEFHow is the writing this incompetent?Its so bad at its core objective as a satire, its beyond redemption, and frankly best played straight.
>>557765023it literally says ingame that the cyborg facilities are blastproof
>>557765030We shoot at cyber civilians? Where can I do that?
>ShitforbrainsHead trying to drag the bot campaign out as long as possible to buy themselves more time>Everyone peaced out day4
>>557764745>Kill a vox>20 war striders show up instantlyYeah very fun and engaging.
>>557764126nick fuentes
>>557764998bots are jamming your game. Don't you feel immersed?
I'm doing bot dives in other planets and I hate how poisoned the bot front is now with shitty missions like extract platinum and stealth bullshit.
just bought the killzone warbond, why is everything so fucking bad in this warbond? The sniper is kinda cool but feels overkill for a primary
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244395498080Lobby.
>>557765030because they are euros, and the euro world view is comically childish.
>>557765636I use the medium skin to bug dive with a flamethrower, a hot dog and gas nades.That's pretty much the only use case for it.
non cyberstan lobby whereI'm burned out, this shitty world with like 2 layouts and relentless super heavy spam can lick my fucking taint, I'm sick of constantly dying out of nowhere for no obvious reason, of my stratagems bouncing through half the city, of sixty nigger voxes camping evac, of bringing almos the same loadout of every time because you need to rapidly kill voxes or die
>>557765030I think a lot of this is downstream from how brainbroken the Swedes are. I won't go into it, but they are sanctimonious about anything the U.S. did in the Cold War for example.
>>557765030What did the bugs do? Isn't that literally Super Earth shooting themselves in the foot because they wanted to bioengineer more productive cattle?
>>557765656FULL
>>557761820walk it off
>>557765825>Stratagem bounces all over the map>Decides to activate on a pool of fucking lavaNice.
>>557766061look up dipstick
>>557766126they bounce with open skies too, anoncyberstan is a fuck
>>557766061I had a bunch of jet brigaders jump at me and land in lava. it was pretty cool.
>>557766126They bounce in places with open skies too because even the slightest overhang from a building 10 meters away can block it because fuck you.
>>557765030Where's the mission where I can drop a portable hellbomb into the "non-combatant" fortified bunker.
>>557756907gg tankers. wish getting another tank was a smoother experience.
>>557764126Yak-bot Smirnoff
There should have been non combatant automatons on Cyberstan missions and killing a trillion of them as a major order
>>557765030>THE LORE CLEARLY STATES THE CYBORGS MADE THE ROBOTS AS A SLAVE WARRIOR CASTEis this information from an objective source, or is it from Super Earth?
>>557766126wtf...why rabi bald...
>>557765030no one seriously expects you to feel bad for shooting toasters and 3d printers. it's just a laugh
>tfw chasing the beacon ball as it bounces around cyberstan
>>557766584needs a repair tool and resupply strat
>>557766852>resupplythe code is literally in the game. just need a stratagem to drop it. fucking swigs.
>>557766126They should instantly dud and play some audio cue to let you know it's invalid terrain instead of bouncing around to find the worst possible place to land but what do I know I'm not swedish.
>>557766710Notice how agitators cowardly hide behind automatons while sending them to their deaths
>>557766969How many democracy officers have you seen charging into battle instead of cowardly staying on the destroyer, chilling in their private sauna while divers suffer and die? Are Helldivers a slave combat caste of Super Earth?
>>557759257back to 3/4 for a quick blitz to finish the opjoin on in for some fun!
assemble the hellsirssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244397047113/76561197986892683
>>557765636The wasp and plasma accelerator are the only good items. The former makes squids even easier than they already are. The latter is a pseudo support weapon like the Eruptor, but in this case is hyper-specialized against beefy AP3 and AP2 weakpoints. Specifically it's really good for hulk backs, tank and turret vents, charger butts, impaled faces, and fleshmobs.
>>557759257full again
>>557767361Unlike the bots I do it willingly.
>>557767590How do you know that the bots aren't doing it willingly?
surely even AH's low effort asses can slap the belt fed grenade launcher model onto the back of the FRV and release a new variant soon, right?
>>557767650Machines lack divine spark.
You lost the M.O.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGh3KDkonQE
>>557767745That's just your own prejudices speaking.
Does the armor on the mechs and tank follow the same rules as the armor on enemies where it won't take any damage unless the attack has a high enough pen?
>>557767885How many times are you going to project?
>>557767885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmwxPr5uJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0pARCqiRWQ
>>557767885>botsissies lost another EASY MOsadge x^D
>>557767963Yes.That's why they have such low armor values.For some reason the tank also has AV0 weakspots that transfer 100% of the damage to the main HP pool in the sideskirts and the bags on the superstructure
>>557768117>bugchasers couldnt even press E on samples
>>557768172>botnigs couldnt even complete d4 operations
>>557768302>Pressing E is hard!
>>557768005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjwVeEHj5I
im nyot having fun in Cyberstan...
>>557765030That's the absolute state of yurocucks>We're shooting at civilians :^) do you feel like a hero :^)>Meanwhile we actually see OUR civilians getting massacred >But that doesn't matter because SE is evil and every single fascist chud sympathizer deserves it
>>557765940I personally don't think it matters how we got to this point, just that we're thereImagine if you will that we mutated our cows for better harvests and they started reproducing at a rate we cannot control, mutating specifically to better kill humans, wiping out entire countries with the end goal of eradicating humanity.Yeah it sucks that it came to this but we need to just fucking kill them all or force them back into controlled containment.Borgs and Squids were both defeated by Super Earth. They lost their wars, they managed to survive and ran away. 100 years passed and SE did not come for them. They chose to come back and pick another fight, the squids chose to subvert planets and mindrape our civilians into becoming twisted amalgamations of flesh. The borgs chose to come back and start grinding entire planet populations into flesh and blood goo. Do you really, genuinely think it's sensible to paint us as the bad guys and imply that we shouldn't fight them? Both factions were given a real chance and they threw it in the garbage.This retarded argument is essentially retarded lefty "sensibilities" applied on a galactic scale.>OH NO YOU CANT HECKING KILL THE HOME INTRUDER YOU CANT PROVE HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING TO YOU
>>557768428So youre just going to spam the thread with your off-topic slop?
>drop hellbomb right in between fuel tanks, where it should be able to get both in one go>rubber stratagem marker bounces away where it lands in a spot that catches neither this game is so ass
>>557768489I stopped playing after the second day and started fucking around in other bot planets and bugsJoel can shove his frustrated D&D game master dreams up his ass.
>Censor>M6C/SOCOM>Thermite>C4pure kino
>has been fighting on random planets for two years now>wont interact with a one time event because he wants to fight on random planets insteadi will never understand these people
>>557768494>We're shooting at civilians :^) do you feel like a hero :^)Falls on deaf ears when the civilians are machines, like not even borg civies just fucking advanced roombas.
>>557768489Make a normal planet lobby thenthis is a cry for help please do it every single lobby is cybercuck
>>557768751have you ever considered that random planets might be more fun than your fancy event planets?mega cities, hive worlds, mega factories, all of them have been total ass compared to standard open field maps
>think about the MA5C>remember the cool sound it makes>pick it for a mission>it fucking sucks like usual>a week passes>think about the MA5C
>>557757225Did you think it was going to stop at homosexuality?
>>557768494>>557768828
>>557768751I just had my fill after the second day it really is too bad they didn't save any features or content for subsequent cities and just hit you with the 8x vox spam from the very first day>Unarmored cyborgs in the first city>Armored cyborgs in the second city>Occasional vox spawns in the third>Full blown war with jetpack crops in the last bastionSomething like that.
>>557768751>one time event gets tiring after 2 days>random planets still fun after 2 yearsNot the own you think it was
Starting to notice anons relying way too much on ultimatums or recoilless rockets or what-have-you for vox tanks to the point where they'll expend a life taking them out slowly, sitting in one spot too long and getting hounded.Just charge them. Each of the three vents is a portion of its health so if anyone's already dinked it you may only need to shoot all 3 with no grenade, or even just 1.Don't get annoyed or emotional, you'll start getting tunnel vision and blow time and stratagems and lives on trying to kill or get your stuff back.Also, if you're in a tank, or well-armed enough, you can use heavy pen to shoot the shield above the treads, and then use two tank shells on the exposed part to kill it.
>>557768938The only bad weapons in the AR's are the Libcon and Pacifier everything else is fun
>>557769259>just charge them>as he plays on d6 while we have to deal with 4 of them at the same time and the bunch of shit firing through them on d10
>>557769239>hmmm today I feel like fighting rupture strain>Play on a rupture strain map>today i feel like fighting incendiary corps>maybe i'll fight jetpack corps today instead>how about today we fight predator strain bugs? that sounds funYou're so mind broken by joel and his bullshit you forgot even in "random planets" you can find a lot of variety.
>>557769259>Just charge themyeah just charge them
>>557765030The man-eating bugs, genocidal aliens, and murder robots with chainsaws for hands are the bad guys. >but past grievancesWhy should I care about those
>>557768489try stealthdiving there.
>>557769526haha
>>557768594>Helmet
>try to reach LZ>3 voxes already moving on to it>kill them>4 more either spawns in or are dropped>reinforcements cant drop on to the LZ but are forcibly steered to the open fields to get instantly killed by the megatankswe're going to skin alive the entirety of swedish population on live stream
>>557768838Can you be quickplayed into a lobby that is lower than what you searched I am getting d6 lobbies when I absolutely did not queue for that.
>>557754427>"dude, just lock in!">we didn't even start liberating the current factories because Joel didn't update the active liberation for them for like 10 hours
>>557765030>How is the writing this incompetent?because it was written by millennials
>>557769716Yes that's why you don't quickplay and just scan
>>557768871how dare you think thatwe just increased map AIDS generation by 900% on all biome types to spite you
>failed to connect to networkbaka gajin retard nigger swedes desu ne
>>557769893chewsday dumb nigger
>>557769526It's right there anon! Fucking get it!
I miss when you could actually move the hellpod instead of now where a three foot rock locks you in place because landing on high ground is unrealistic or something retarded like that.
>tfw short 100 SC to unlock the leveler warbond
>>557769960dadgamers normally only play on weekends they don't know
how do i cheat medals with this thing? >>557755919
>>557769691just charge them bro
>>557769893Steam always goes down on tuesday.
>>557770016Farm like 3x 4 minutes long D1 missions on grand errant
>>557769893fucking idiot lmao
lobby doko
>>557754427>force divers to defend instead of taking Aurora bay like 3 times>force people to take Merak>spam an admittedly funny ARG where the reinforcements were drained dry>have multiple MOs to beef up reinforcements because OOPS bots are retaking ground way too fast swiggers forgot how liberation works>still running on spite despite funneling the MOnkeys into the slaughterhouse like keikaku demands>literally pause the MO progress and expect people not to notice>cope on trooncord like a masked wojak saying "you just need to dive harder gamer haha btw bugfixes coming in two more weeks"The devs genuinely think they're slick.
>>557770106Play the game>But I don't want to play the gameLuckily for you you still get medals even if you don't play the game
>>557770016That's half an hour of SC farming tops, even without the mod to make it easier
>>557770106Nigga you just posted exactly how
>>557769893>gabe stole all our moneyI'm sorry tim... Forgive me...
>tuesday>no patch>the vox spam is either the intended experience or swiggers are so outrageously inept that they couldn't fix it in about a week
>>557770016if you have warp pack spam D1 on grant errant or gatria and farm POIs, shouldn't take more than 30 minutes if you return to ship instead of extract
LOBBYWHEN
>>557770372>swiggers>doing anything besides sucking cocklel, lmao evenKek, perhaps
>>557768503It's a war game. I want the war to escalate so naturally SE has to act and be painted as the comically evil bad guy.The bots have all the justification they need to blend humans and I am willing to give them all the justification required to blend moreThe forward thinking Illuminates are ahead of the curve and will hopefully accelerate their attempts are turning more "innocent" citizens into Fleshmobs and hopefully the Bugs will develop a gravemind or something like that because Super Earth's oil lobby wanted to hand out more bonuses to their CEOs.Super Earth is both justified in committing any atrocities it needs and equally deserving of whatever retaliation either of the three factions throws at them, so I don't get either jewish kvetching of "NOO WE ARE THE GOOD/BAD GUYS".Sadly AH is too inept to actually show proper atrocities
>>557770353i dont have a dog with a helldivers helmet
>>557770372I think everyone in the office is furiously jerking off at the ludonarrative kino being experienced by the literal nazis losing the war.
>>557770430>shouldn't take more than 30 minutes if you return to ship instead of extractwait why does this work? does this work with samples too?
>>557770545Get one from temu
Is anyone actually playing on the level 3 factory? This shit is unbearable. Bots get called in every 5 seconds. Constant cyborgs sneaking up dealing unavoidable damage. Jet brigade flying in making zero fucking noise because the sound design is trash. Devastators and Vox engine around every corner. This is miserable.
>>557770652A dog?
>>557770575how many times are you going to post the same exact whiny cope this thread?
>>557769765>we didn't even start liberating the current factories because Joel didn't update the active liberation for them for like 10 hours>this has happened like 5 times during this MOhow is there not ONE single sloptuber that is dedicated to pointing galactic war bullshit out normies don't even know what's goin on with this game because they're retarded and need evidence shoved in their faces 24/7 because they can't think on their own
>>557770635SCs get added the instant you pick them up, same with medals and requisition slips. Samples require you to extract with them.
>>557770767Every day until you like it, fagboy
>>557770517I want the war to escalate so naturally SE has to act and be painted as the comically evil bad guy.My god they could follow Soviet Womble's antistasi plotlinehttps://youtu.be/c3pU0VqEFVs?si=q6_nTNBzC7lO67on
>>557770858>n+1understandable, carry on
>>557770710>Nigga doesn't get his dogs from temu
>>557770997>>557770710I could go for a rotisserie dog from Temu right about now...
>>557770673No, I lost interest. I'm getting whatever gay reward they'll give after the MO anyways
>>557770787>normies don't even know what's goin on with this game because they're retarded and need evidence shoved in their faces 24/7 because they can't think on their ownMost normalfags can't tell what's going on because no vital galactic war info is displayed in the actual game. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know about>planet HP>city liberation rates>staging planetsetc. When none of it is visible? And even if it was, what's the fucking point, since none of the galactic war stuff is actually organic, all enemy resistance rates across invasions/defense and so on are manually adjusted by a single swigger. Logically, 20% of the playerbase blowing up factories and enemy armor in another megafactory would help us, as it would reduce the enemy's ability to replenish forces anyway, but it doesn't work that way.
>Botdivers were on track to win the extract MO>Gets mad when some chinese hacker ruins it>Claims they "fixed" it>Instead of resetting the progress he just puts an MO objective he knows will fail (dadgamers rarely play full ops)Tell me this wasnt rigged.
>>557770673Too sober to do it. Maybe later if I decide to open the huge ass mezcal bottle I have
>>557757001I bet I have at least twice the brain mass she does. What an insane bitch.
>>557770575Them:>nazi iconographySE:>fighting a multi front galactic war campaign based on racial imperial expansion complete with Goebbels style propaganda, false flags, etc...So uhh.... Which side is le evil nazi?
The sound is so broken now it's absurd. Must be priced in to the engine being shit there's no fixing it now. A cyborg will run up behind you with Dead Silence on and start kicking. Meanwhile whenever there's a moment of downtime and nothing is close you start hearing bots/squids/bugs like they're in your ear.
>>557770106it has medal cheats in the table
>>557771503is it even possible to mitigate any of this by fucking around with the sound options?
>>557771503We went from>I can't hear some enemiesTo>Sounds are clipping and everything is choppy and low qualityTo>I can hear the wails of the dead
>>557771395Most people don't have time to finish a full op>3 40-minute long missions 2 hours is a big commitment to people with families and a job
>>557771503It's always been broken. Someone release a mod to fix it last year, but IDK if its still around.
>>557771661That setting only affects the directional channel mixing, if the sounds just aren't playing there's nothing that can be done.If the sounds are playing but are just quiet, midnight mode will at least help.
>>5577717842 hours to sink in a hobbie and having some social interaction is breddy gud specially if you have a family. Take some time for yourself, anon
IT'S GAMING TIME, GAMERS!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244400633868/
>>557771505yeah but how do i use itsomeone make a guide like the one in the picture for medals
>>5577717842 hours is a big commitment even if you're a useless friendless shut-in neet unironically, even people in this general normally never play more than a full op at a time
cyberstan or predator strain, which one feels the shittiest to play?
who leads the automatons
>>5577720693/4
>>557770673>it's the exact same factory as the previous two but with more hp on the galactic waryou have placebo'd yourself into submissiveness
>>557771503Something must be wrong with my machine. My cyborgs spawn right before my eyes already in tech fu range, then despawn before my body hits the ground. I would be elated (and maybe not dead) if they at least had to run up to me.
>>557772264
>>557772319>despawn before my body hits the groundStop being a solofag and running across the map away from the rest of the team
>>557772198>>557771919My post wasn't made to insult people here or imply that others are somehow better. It's just 2 hours is 2 hours. Now consider that your average diver is not a guy with 100+ hours in the game, and it would be hard to keep him for even an hour in the noob assrape city that is cyberstan.
>>557772198>2 hoursit takes no where near two hours to complete an operation if you go in, get the main objective done, extract, and do the second mission objective. There were 100's doing just that on D4's since that was the fastest possible way to complete the MO. The issue is that that majority of the playerbase does not actually play the MO, especially the full time content creator crew. This whole invasion was designed to work against the habits of the mongs that make up the majority of the player base.
>>5577720694/4
>>557772132Figure it out zoomer retard
>>557772264me
>>557771784d4 solves this>2 5 minute missionstake expert extrac booster and it's down to 4
>>557772230Someone post the video of running away from stalkers before the masterbaiter (hopefully ironically) starts shilling how bugs are so much harder than (the hardest faction. I don't even have to say it, because it's actually more challenging and even the most deluded bugdiver knows it.)>inb4 tools existYou play a faction that doesn't even require tools. You are less than homo habilis.
>raise the flag>start before the team is even there>loose -10 livesthe 2 guys were 150 divers, what was going through their head? Cyberstand raise the flag is pure CBT
>>557772648honestly I just think the game fucking sucks, nevermind the question
>>557771174>>557771420>>557772287fuck me, why am I still playing
>>557772264>he doesn't know about Vessel 00
>Muzzle attachments add swayCool, thanks for showing that in game
>>557772593Who is going to prioritize doing a MO over having fun?
>>557772593goodest goy right here
>>557770673>>557772795it's genuinely not fun
>>557772230cyberstan by far. predator strain is just>sometimes bugs get RIGHT in your face instead of like 30 feet in front of your face before walking in, certain gear is much more/less valuable, and knowing when to pre-stimcyberstan is>no eagles>vox spam>bouncy terrain wasting 10% of your stratagems>invisible death missiles>dad gamers and returning idiots
>>557772593to someone that actually gets what the MO requires and is diving for that express purpose? Yes. For the 95% of the playerbase that does not know or does not care to do that? No.
>dad gamers
>>557772230Predator strain isn't even bad? It's just slightly faster bugs and a bunch of weaker stalkers. They get hard-countered by exactly the same tactics and gear.
>>557772795>fuck me, why am I still playingif you did not stop after a few missions on launch day, your either new. dumb, or a content creator.
>>557772264AI
>FIGHT IN DA WAR>BEAT DA CYBORGS>LIBERATE CYBERSTAN>by the way you don't get any super credits at all>also we wont fix the bugs and glitches causing frustration
>>557752815Primary: CrossbowSecondary: SenatorNades: ArcStrats:MG sentryGat sentryRocket sentryAT RifleBuff: Stamina boostMe just zooming around nuking outposts for full clears. Not optimal for anything above 8 and you're TOAST if another drop or vox engine gets called in but pretty good for locking down lanes or potential bot drops.Playing around with swapping mg sentry for the orbital precision strike which takes VEs down to a one tap with the AT rifle. I really wish they'd boost the orbital laser to make high-tier more teneable, with the amount of VEs past even 8 you run out in 15 minutes.
>>557773402>and we will mock you when the scripted loss plays out*
>>557773201This but unironically. Darktide/Vermintie2 are sweat cities, l4d2 is the same bunch of boomers and pvp sweats playing the same game for almost 2 decades (can't blame them, game good). Space marine 2 is just wahafags playing dressup with their power armor barbies. Meanwhile HD2 has that normalfag appeal that has kept it's playerbase high.
>>557772264swedessuper earth?also swedes
>>557772230Preds>Speedy bugs that closed the distance and forced most people to take plenty of stagger weapons, medium armor, and gasCyberstan>borgs with enough hp to charge at you and do unavoidable dmg>War strider spam, so fucking many>Vox counts being no less than 3 each firefight and beating the everliving fuck out of you like the early ww1 days
>bringing up dark(skin)tide unbidden
>>557749965>"grind" 12k SC>still not enough to get everythingI hate the Swedes so much man. The country deserves 1 trillion Indians.God bless CE anon though. Now I'm doing the medal grind on diff 1 and getting 200 medals per mission.
>>557773827>using reddit OC
why doesn't the dominator 1 shot warrior heads
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244402771490/76561198088743
>>557774054I just want to like the Dominator on bots but can't do it.It feels too unwieldy and too underpowered for all the jank.I'm bringing PP with it to make it feel less janky, but I still feel it's not worth it. Not a med pen faggot, btw.What am I doing wrong?Please enlight me, Dominator enjoyers.
>>5577742962/4
>>557774296full
>>557773402What I love about Hiveworlds is how easy it seems to be to just find Super Credits abandoned around the planet.Wish Cyberstan was the same with Super Earth crashed Super Destroyers or something.
>>557774054they buffed durability when they did the whole "see guys we didn't NERF the Coyote" thing a lot of guns suffered for it
>>557774383PP is fine, you shouldn't be worried about using medpen over lightpen or vice versa ever. Just take what you want. Personally I would just take trident to cybershart right now so you can mow down jeets because it's not fucking fun at all to deal with constant jumpers and stealth borgs
>>557774550automaton disinformation, lies, there is one more spot.
>>557774626They didn't touch the durability on warrior heads though, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>557774383Dominator is just bad period, I don't know why people are pretending that it's somehow a hidden gem gun.>recoil too high to do anything but burst point blank for rapid fire>projectile has slow ass travel time>200 damage med pen for all thatA fucking cowboy lever action is a better gun
>>557774735hang yourself
>>557774674trident is the goat on Cyberstan because its cold, there are tons of mass patrols and a dearth of ammo pickups. Once Cyberstan is over it will be put back in the armory for better options.
>>557774872What avenues should they take on improving it?>Increase ergo>Increase projectile speed>Increase damage>Change to heavy pen>Drum mag upgrade
>>557772069what gaem?
Lets say I randomly found 20 stacks of super credits in a PoI but at some point they stopped counting and I didn't gain anything even if I picked them up.What went wrong?
>>557774054Did you hit the head? How did you manage to not oneshot a 110-150 HP bodypart with a 275 damage projectile? Or are you talking about Brood Commanders?
>>557775225There's a cooldown between SC pickups. Just wait and then start picking them up again.
>>557774872>275/90 ap3 weapon is bad now because... uhh, the bullets go slow?eruptor/coyotebrained retards should not be allowed to take part in conversations regarding balance
>>557775225Send lobby next time so we can identify the issue together
>>557775110the problem is improving it would just put it the class that the other DMR's are already in. It serves no tactical niche that is not already filled. Is a legally distinct bolter.
>I'm not having fun!Skill issue?
>>557774034where are your contributions to the thread other than posting like a woman?
>Come on guys, just get the result of the major order that we planned for!>Don't make us have to anticipate multiple outcomes!
>>557775297I went into the in-game settings and found a setting called "remove currency pickup limit" it's under accessibility will that help so I don't have to wait or is that just a thing I have to live with?
>>557775110Improving ergo should be a step in the right direction at least. As a matter of fact, we should make minimal ergo to be 60, because anything below that feels bad.
>>557775673I never used that accessibility option so I don't know, I just waited for a bit.
>>557775619Whats yours other than trying to shut down conversation?
>>557774674Yeah I was using the trident on cyberpakistan and I was raping hordes and everything. Pretty solid primary.But my autism demands the number to go up so I started using the dominator. I'm currently @ lvl21 but I'm not digging it.>>557774872That's what I thought, I mean I could just bring the censor and rape those bots with the huge ass mag size and silent shooting.
Zap, dozo>2 Arc Stratagems and Arc Armor requiredArc damage lobby, Cyberstan>Arc damage lobby, CyberstanArc damage lobby, Cyberstan>Arc damage lobby, CyberstanArc damage lobby, Cyberstan>Arc damage lobby, Cyberstansteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244403696388/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244403696388/76561197986229160
>>557751000It's good with the warning sound mod.
>>557756897I think there is something to keep that message from disappearing
>>557765030calm down spergnothing you just wrote was "played straight", it was literally the oppositesuper earth labeled these "non-combatant" bots as valid targets
>>557775350>muh 275/90 ap3 weaponIt doesn't matter, if comparable guns have better handling and target acquisition. You're shooting the exact same spots and it doesn't offer any meaningful breakpoints.
Thanks bros
>>5577759652/4
>Release the strongest stratagem in the game for free. 2 people can rotate cooldowns to keep this thing on the field constantly and easily kill 10+ Vox per call in.>90% of the playerbase gets filtered instantly because your average redditor doesn't have the spatial awareness to drive the thing.Don't blame the bugdivers/squidgods. Blame your own stupidity and your complete failure to adapt.
>>557751494>>557751937all those mental gymnastics arent necessary with the Quasar as it reloads itself
>>557775965you dont tell me what to do you are not my dad
>>5577759653/4
>>557769259DON'T charge them unless you know they're completely alone AND if you aren't exposing yourself for too long. Even then, the fact that bots can phase through their tank treads is what makes going for their vents so much riskier than one would expect.If you can't get close but have AT available, just fire into their unbroken vents, treads, or disarming their gatling guns. You're better off softening them up for other effective attacks instead of trying to be a hero.
>>557765713read american, i'm not even a swede
>>557776619now filter out the negro variable
>>557774872Most of the launch guns have been completely overshadowed at this point. When was the last time you saw someone using the base punisher?
>>557776312Yeah I love the thing but I've only found competent randos for it once so far. With a coordinated squad it's unbeatable
>>557776619>12 times the prisoners
ggs from corner hugging lobby, sorry to the first guy who got disconnected, your slot was grabbed up quick.
>>557776734Scorcher is and diligence both are still goated. Senator is good as well. Incendiary breaker was good for a bit before they nerfed fire again.
just shoot the vents bro
>>557777038thank you for this contribution
>>557776312Impressive. Very nice. Let's see a webm of yours fighting voxes
>>557776619>read americanwho's gonna tell him
>>557777038Did you film this on your flip phone camera?
>>557776312It is good, but most people are too retarded to ever make use of it. My friends have zero coordination to ever consider using it as well.
ロビーLOBBY
It's over.
>>557755409>"use your stratagems"I remember that. That's when they also said the weak state of our primary weapons was very much intentional.If Helldivers 2 only ever received the small playerbase they were expecting I wonder what the current state of it would be like, compared to this timeline where it was a massive hit. Big playerbase means big outrage to their swiggery. It's possible that in an alternate "small playerbase" timeline the Swedes rule with an iron fist and subject their poor declining players to the full sadistic brunt of their original expendable grunt fantasy vision.
>>557777375It's back on, and it's gotten worse.
It's rover.
>>557776957That's why I specified "most". Hell even the scorcher (i still love it though) has arguably been overtaken by the purifier.
>>557776312I found one good pub lobby where we ran 1 bastion with 2 mech escorts and we steamrolled everything. Haven't peaked since
>>557756760>Didn’t they tease a boss tier unit?That was bait.
>>557777445Considering they were financed by sony and after they fucked up multiple new live service games and notably, concord, this game would've been shut down not even a year in.
>>557777549I miss this little guy, he never really got any advantage after they gave the gun dog med pen and ammo restocking.
>>557777623>i liedKill yourself.
>>557774872>1,100 DPS ap3 stagger is bad because le recoilNone of you have ever equipped an angled foregrip and are aim shitters.
>>557777549>>557778030They should just turn this guy into a flying trident.
I don't even think Arrowhead knows how bad it is in the cities no one plays squids anymore
What's worth buying on the super store? medium siege ready and what else?
>Strat balls bouncing all over the place and landing in the worst possible spots>Getting ragdolled and stunned from 6 different sources of explosives>Getting ragdolled and getting stuck in the ground or some piece of debris>Not being able to steer your hellpod, so you end up landing in the same shitty spot full of enemies>Vox torso blocking their vent so you can't blow it up>Enemies being able to walk through walls/vox tracks>Non-stop flinching that interrupts your stim injection or screws with your aim, leading to blowing yourself up with the Ultimatum>Vox spam and vox spam and vox spamWhat's the thing that pisses you off the most in this update? You'll think that the devs would test their shit after all the complaining from previous updates, or that they would at least try some other difficulties besides D6, yet here we are with the same fuckin' issues from years ago.Also, best equipment to take down Vox engines? 1 Leveller Plus and 1 Ultimatum takes really good care of them. Getting close to them is not really that hard, as long as you avoid the machine guns and you spam some stims you should be good, unless there are some fkn jets or cyborgs guarding it.>>557776312Me and some random took down like 7 Vox engines with it, it's also really good for those Protect Assets missions.It's really fun to use, I just wish it had more armor.
>>557776619and your leaders begged to be admitted into NATO so that the US military could protect you. Thanks for proving my point.
>>557778203fuck that ugly ass chink armor, SR's not worth looking like a fagget warrant, double freedom, impact smoke, and any other armor bonuses you think are worth taking over their warbond counterparts
>>557777549>>557778030>>557778113I prefer it to the Liberator dog>can see where it's shooting>more time to react to self damage as opposed to your head exploding>cooldown mechanic means it automatically reloads between engagements if it doesn't max out its heatsink
Is there something wrong with these stratagems that would cause someone to leave my lobby two seconds after they joined?
>>557778203double freedom and that's it
>>557778543Cyberstan?
>>557778280Based baki anonpersonally i just think megafactories are an abysmal biomethey're just so boring
>>557778543maybe they hate metashitters
Is it just me or is the progress of Star Kield not moving
>>557778203medium fortified armorthe stealth armor that looks like revan cause its coolwarrant cause its top tier against squids
>>557778280>What's the thing that pisses you off the most in this update?Lack of variety in between the different levels of megafactories and the fact that there aren't any field missions on the planet either.>best equipment to take down Vox engines?3-4 bricks of C4 and some servos.
>>557778645They've literally stalled the MO in every way possible, wouldn't surprise me if Starfield was (((accidentally))) not liberating
>>557778543I was in the middle of stealthing a fuel depot without any bot drops until some faggot decided to throw a 120 barrage on it for some reason
Melee weapons should be there own weapon slot
>>557778742>They've literally stalled the MO in every way possible,Its insane how theyve been doing everything they can to do this.
this is ass a vox on the roof just ate a ton of reinforcements
>>557778870melee should replace your gun butt like in Payday 2
>>557772264Cyber Stan (JOEL)
>>557778203WarrantDouble freedomYour choice of Stun Baton/Tomahawk/Machete (they all suck)Impact smokeArmorLight Extra PaddingMedium FortifiedMedium Peak PhysiqueMedium Siege Ready (Bow to china)Heavy Ballistic PaddingHeavy Extra PaddingHeavy InflammableLaughter emote
Did they patch out the grenade strat? I've tried 5 times, and all my dynamites whiffed
>>557778742starfield?
So it takes roughly 48 hours to liberate a 2.00 city and the last city is 3.00 and we have roughly 72 hours left of reinforcements.its over, isnt it?
>>557779203>can't liberate itWho's laughing now?
>>557778645its moved considerably during the day. I believe it was less than 25% this morning before the MO failed.
>>557778645its moving on the app.
>>557779203this absolute mess of a game is the closest I've gotten to apologizing
My fatigue is not with Cyberstan itself. I'm fatigued by the fact that we've been doing this shit for a week and pubbies still have no idea how to play the map.
>no other way to destroy the fuel reserves besides hellbombs>different elevation and far enough so you need to use 2 hellbombsI fucking hate this game and the devs.
>>557778870No way, sissyYou want to melee, you learn to love the one less weapon slot
>>557779612you dont hate the swiggers enoughSometimes if you try to throw the hellbomb right in the middle it just fucking bounces off
>>557779612I don't like your mod.
>>557779612I'm looking at two hellbombs right now.
a man needs a lobby
>>557779768Sadly I'm not a glazediver
>>557779612sex with female helldivers
>>557778280>What's the thing that pisses you off the most in this update?The fact that this whole experience was billed as a major event, end-game content that's supposed to be hard to test our limits and the whole time I've been fighting the game instead of actually playing it.>Ragdolling and clipping through the ground>Inconsistent indication of environmental hazards>Environmental assets clipping into each other: extract in walls, cooling tower in fence, Hulk in city walls>The VEs themselvesOn top of that it's just the fact that, functionally, the reactor destruction has the same format as an ICBM launch. We should have had an Automaton boss monster. We should have had entirely new FORMATS of missions.This whole thing smacks of laziness from failing to address previous issues, failing to address current issues, and failing to address the future.Doubt many people here will be part of that future.
>>557779925You're more of a glazed diver, chump
>>557780017bro stop sucking his dick that's gay
>>557772069Sorry about that internerd shat the bed literally a microsecond before boarding so didn't even have time to say gg.Also please decide when you're gonna leveler/ultimatum, no matter when I decide to be a hero I get fucked reeeeee. Also rip mech bro, I told you. It was fun take care.
>>557780017
>>557780090no worries, thanks for joining!
>>557779973>Doubt many people here will be part of that future.only wrong part of your post
>>557778395At last, allied squiddivers.
>>557779612>FUEL tank>nearly impossible to make explodeNegroid mod btw. I refuse to believe a white man installed such an obscenity. Real patrician gooners install hazdiva or someshit.
>>557780406>>FUEL tank>>nearly impossible to make explodethen you play games like Just Cause where you can just make them explode eventually just by shooting it enough with small arms fire
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244406964356/76561198066017633
>>557777592Purifier is fucking based. Fuck Alexus for releasing it in that shit ass state and saying "it slaps" what the fuck was it slapping back then? Wrists? Fucking serb ukro pigger. But now is fucking based.
>>557780272You've got a higher tolerance for incompetence than I do, in that case. I feel like Arrhowhead has had so much goodwill from consumers, creators, and players, and every time they try and do something they show how misplaced that trust is.
>>557780710Not me necessarily, but this game will stick around because the foundation is really fun. I've seen games with much worse foundations and more malicious/retarded devs survive. There's nothing out there that scratches this itch right now.
>>557780710I quit for like an entire year after the Super Earth invasion and came back and warmed up to D10 again just in time for Cyberstan to eclipse all previous hatred I had for swiggers
>>5577806644/4
>>557780664>literally typing "full?" and launching the game as I see the 4/4
man this thread dies when europe goes to sleepthankfully india will wake up soon
gm saarsBobs and Lobby later?
I don't see any point in playing when we're losing this badly.
>>557782371Bugdive
>>557782371especially when Joel is delberately hastening the destruction of Star Kield so he can cuck divers out of a victory in Trancendance.
After this defeat, maybe cyberstan are the good guys after all?
>>557782606I have an IT background but zero dev experience and I know I could do a much better job with this shit than whoever gets paid to be this incompetent.
MO status?
>>557778395>Yup, those are some snapped bones.
its just not funa warstrider seed where your team hasnt specced into low investment options and are running around dickless because its not possible to respawn them near their shit isnt funthe average pub is powerless to a vox and doesnt engage outside of strategemsgetting ragdolled and stim chaining isnt funpub lobbies are straight suffering right nowalso why cant the vox run over bots? that would make the heatsink takedown way more viable
I love shield grenades so much bros. They are perfect for Cyberstan.
Leandiver status?
>>557783509>pub lobbies are straight suffering right nowjust dodge the ones with more than one >150 lvl player in a D10 lobby which is fucking most of them holy shit kill all swedes
>>557783361Majorly Over
>>557783645killed and flayed as all fags should be
GUYS COME ON WE'RE LOSING THE as_story_main_arc6_04!! COME THE FUCK ON!!!!
>>557783691150 doesnt mean anythingwith all the returning players youre seeing 150s do the weirdest shit
This MO progress bar is funny (in a terrible, tragic sort of way) because of the mechanics of the megafactory liberation we will never see the progress bar increase at all for 4 entire straight days. 4 days of 0 percent liberation. Because technically we're not liberating the planet, we're liberating the megacities, which don't show up on Cyber Stan's liberation bar.If Joel were smart, he would instead make the MO have two objectives which would allow for functional progress bars that give players a sense of progression:>Liberate Star Keld: 50% Liberated>Liberate Transcendence: 0% LiberatedBut I must admit it will be even funnier if Joel really never ever changes it and forces the entire playerbase to stare at 0.0% liberation progress for 4 days straight until they lose while stroking his cock the whole time in smug arrogant Swedish satisfaction. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere but I lack the Media Literacy to nootice it.
>>557783509The only fun I had on Cybersham was after the chinkaroos hacked us in the needed strat buffs and everyone had orbital fire gatling and a free 380. None stop blowing everything the fuck up felt good and how it should have been the whole time. Every other experience without it is just run divers or ragdoll divers. Where the fuck were the commando missions? AH probably couldn't get them to work for some stupid reason and axed them.
>>557783691Do you not understand greater than and less than?
>>557783835nigga it means everything, I legit did not see an under 150 that didn't suck nigger ass, and most of the 40-60 lvls died like 10 times per diver>>557784151fuck off, I'm tired
As much as Joel has fucked us, I do love the gameplay on Cyberstan. Some of the best HD2 gameplay in a long time.
I'm so tired of consolefag hosts sperging out about the most stupid shit
>>557784509host your own game
I'd rather hug my cat than play the MO not sorry
>>557784247Sure you are. I've seen your retarded misuse of >< before. You fucking retard.
>someone dies more than twice on d10>quits>we end up winning the mission and extracting with just the three of usWhy are so many people quitters?
give it up for another failed title update by arrowkek
>>557784585I do but join qp when I'm not planning to do a full series
>>557784724Maybe they were just embarrassed and didn't want to show their face.
>>557784731when will these swiggers finally start qa testing their updates before pushing them out?
>>557784915you're literally raping them by saying that
is there a way to not have the game switch to secondary when i drop the eat?no i did not turn myself and teamates into a fine mist repeatedly
Oh it will be pushed out alright.
>>557784509>join random lobby>going stealth on my own while everyone else is in a different section of the map>nothing much of note happening until I die to some unlucky positioning>somehow, somewhere across the map, the host dies>didn't even know this until he kills me with his pod>type "?">he responds with something about dragging units to him since he was trying to stealth apparently>the retard confused me for someone else in the squad because I was 100% intentionally alone nearly the whole match>explain that it wasn't me>kickedI hate consoleniggers.
>>557784915They've always been incompetent and unable/unwilling to fix their broken games. See Magicka.
So realistically, we're fucked ? Even if we start spamming diff 4 ?
>>557785012correction is needed after allsomeone posted a snip showing the devs dont have diff8 unlocked>>557785152a consolefag host kicked me for being near to a guy who called extraction while host was far away. not only was I the wrong guy to kick but these fucking retards also do not understand the concept of having extract ready if we're already separated.
>>557783958Emergent gameplay is white centric. Joel didn't want you sneaking around cyberstan. It's time for siege gear. Now use it sweaty.
Lobby dozoNo special modifiers just Cyberstan due to lack of intereststeam://joinlobby/553850/109775244411285429/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244411285429/76561197986229160
>>557785558>Ragdolls you
>>557785446Current rate we could realistically pull it off assuming zero swedish tricks when we reach transcendence.
>>557785665I would join ASAP but im not home, gomen.
>>557785503I've stopped hanging pelicans because people still don't know. Expecting people to know things is racist, I know. I'm sorry, Sven.
>>557785141>less damage than the m7s
>complete full d10 star kield mission>1 liberation point award...
>>557785686>current rateThere's a reason AH only lets you look at that bar for a couple of minutes. It's a slide show, not a real time counter.
>you need to DIVE ON CYBERSTAN HELLCHUD!erhhhmmm uhmm no.. sorry.. im gonna dive bugs
>>557785818It's been like that the entire time.
the perfect weapon
>>557785761I've funny enough had times were the host understood but the other random nigger who was at extraction didn't so they'll get into the extract the second it shows up while two other divers are half a map away. Not sure how they function.
>>557785818I seriously hope they take another look at the liberation mechanics because holy shit this is fuckedthey should make it based on playercount per faction, not the whole galactic war
>>5577856653/4>3/4
>>557785916
I mean this unironically, where is the player expression in the galactic war? It is a railroad.
>>557785931make it medium pen
>>557778113That's actually a good idea. Puts it on an even footing with the regular guard dog without surpassing it. But AH won't change shit. They'll just put TriDog in a new warbond and call it new content
>>557785818just Joel being picrel
>>557786091joel wants the malevelon creek spark back
Squid dived a bit todayWas kinda fun
Wouldn't it be funny if we unironically called a truce with bots after losing Cyberstan, and we lost access to all their gameplay?
>>557786394thats the problem, he didn't cause it.
>>557785446Star Kield will fall easy peasy, but there is no way Joel will let Trancendance fall. Your getting suckered.
The thing is, it makes sense that we don't capture Cyberstan at this stage. We should take an L every once in a while. At the same time, I wish it wasn't a forced loss like it so obviously is. We obviously have no input.
>>557786091You just woke up ?
>>557786112>t. aimlet
Any moon planets available? I only dive on moon planets.
How many years until Joel lets us win the galactic war? 5?
>>557786856It's gonna go on for 10 years, nigga!!!!
>>557785558>It's time for siege gear.But I'm not Chinese.
>>557786709they could make a mo objective thats too hard to clear but they dont wanna work that hard, instead we get this underhanded faggotry
>>557780664GOOD games
>>557786789its been months without one anon go to sleep
>>557786456The swedes definitely dont want to know about the players running around in Force of Law gear gunning down illegals....I mean voteless while the cuck brigade is on Cyberstan.
If they wanted us to lose authentically, the bots should have invaded Malevelon Creek so the playerbase would choose to go there instead of Cyberstan.
>>557787151That would have been funny. I would have been diving in the twilight firefly jungle too
>>557787151we literally just left the creek biome
>>557786725I have it at level 25. A gun that powerful shouldn't have sissy light pen
Remember when shield packs were meta?
The reserves meter feels like an asspull for later>oh no we spent too much on cyberstan assault and now every faction can just jaywalk to super earh te-he~
>>557787474>we literally just nuked the creek biomeftfy
>>557787491Give it full autoGive it medium penGive it more recoilGive me an M14!!!!
>>557787565still are, just not on cybersham
>>557787630hyperbolic faggot
>>557787565Honestly with all the wacky stuff they added since, they should reverse the nerf.
i want you guys to remember that i told you this was set up to fail
>>557787795You have fags on the mindI'm thinking about God's greatest gunWe are not the same
>>557787925Would it actually kill you to stop being obnoxious for five minutes?
>>557752815gattling barragelaserspeargunsupply packM90/pacifier/cookoutultimatumthermitemedium unflinching armor
Chinese New Year 2026Year of the Fire Horse
>>557772069this is literally me in every sense but literal
>>557787925That's the FAL. The m14 is a kike lobbied piece of shit
>>557788032happy cny
>"Planet-wide defense ratinsg are temporarily compromised."Defense ratings? Like the difficulty of the mission we are dropping into?
>>557788108No as in the imaginary number joel asspulls to make MOs complete faster or slower
>>557788108who knows, AA is still everywhere
I'm getting bored of cyberstan
>>557774872it's cool and isn't terriblegenuinely, do you really NEED more or are you just a metafag that gets mad when people use cool weapons?
There's no point to keep playing. We've lost.
>MOnkeys failed to secure medals for meCome the fuck on.
>>557765030They are European anon. Remember the hippies on top of the buildings during Independence Day welcoming them before they got obliterated? It's an entire continent of those faggots
>>557788084Based FAL enjoyer. The right arm of the free world indeed557788014Here's your (you). Sad!!
>>557788084Based FAL anon.
>>557788032Where horse cock?
>take a break from the game>return for Cyberstan kino>fail MO because it is literally impossible and the progress was frozen for some hours>new MO is probably impossibleNow i remember why i stopped caring about the war
I dont understand the counterplay to these cyborgs that wreck me, why are my guns doing jackshit to them? How do I fight against hulks that show up out of nowhere? Cyberstan sucks
REDDIT IS HAVING A MELTDOWN BECAUSE THERE ARE WAR CRIMES IN THEIR STAR SHIP TROOPER PARODY VIDEO GAMEHOW ARE PEOPLE THIS GAY>"Guys I know this is upset, if you are overwhelmed please take a break it'll be okay"Holy shit this must be what happens when society just stops having wars
>>557787741Eh if anything it is kinda nice in cyberstan, greatly reduces the borg stim tax when like 10 appear out of thin air and most importantly it might just give you the time needed to fuck a vox in the ass.Warp pack still best for that though.
>>557788545>>fail MO because it is literally impossible and the progress was frozen for some hoursSome of the most blatant swigger rigging yet.557788280 (nigger-brained retard)you just sucked off the M14 then immediately 180'd the second a FALchad entered the room, you're a fucking poseur and have no room to talk shit to even the most fented nigger
>>557788515>
>>557788545hey guys remember when we almost took Aurora Bay which would have opened a second connector to Cyberstan, but Joel forced the liberation rate to -1% even with 150,000 helldivers on the 3.13% planet so he tweaked it to be a little less obvious and it was a 0.2% per hour?Boy I am sure glad he decided to fuck with it that sure was necessary it's not like having that extra flat percentage this entire time WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
>>557788591I have not had any problems gunning them down with a trident, especially as they get in close and all the lasers hit them. Hulks, depending on your difficulty, but in general get a bit of distance and hit them in the eye with some heavy pen (a senator works well).
Imagine living rent-free in someone's head because you praised the greatest gun and also praised a good gun. Sad!!
>>557788693what's interesting here is that reddit somehow believes there are bot civilians. like what? first off, they're robots. they're like cars, blowing them up is allowed. second, there are no bot civilians, so when the alert said that bots planned to rebuild strength in underground tunnels by retreating, I fully believe that.
>>557788837can't let jeet brigade die because they're going to spearhead the bot counterattack when we fail this order
>>557788591>hulksGet behind them and shoot their big vented backs with just about anything.
>>557788084hear, hear
>>557788693>NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CLANKERS IN MY HECKIN' VIDEO GAME NOOOOOOFuck i hate redditors so much
>>557788968That's what I'm saying. A non combatant automaton is some fucking infrastructure. The literal conveyor belt at an assembly line. The line was clearly supposed to be a quick joke but naturally people have made it bigger than it needs to be
>>557788739Hawt...
>>557787350I am desperate for context here anon what thread could this have possibly been for
>>557788693normalfags are not real lmao
what if I do nyot have these fancy guns and am still working on the standard warbond...
>>557788693NPCs use media as a real life morals check.
>>557789260you'll do fine if you stay alive, focus on survival above all else
GL 2 shots Jet Brigade Hulks from any part of the body.
>>557788693War crime?When we shelled those so-called "non-combat units" Cyberstani resistance got lowered.
>>557788693Why is that topic still up for discussion, we have been playing a Starship Trooper parody game for 2 years now, helldivers doesn't even try to be subtle about it.It's like crying about Warhammer and how the imperium of man is fucked up at this point, like no shit retard.
>>557788693>"W-war... le kills people?!"What a bunch of manchild retards
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244411224082/76561197995757904
>>557789484People do that with Warhammer too.
>>557788693didnt we just delete an entire planetsits been warcrimes
>>557789484Redditors have a strong need to show everyone how morally right they are, and how intelligent they are.As usual, its the biggest cretins who are trying to show off.
>>557789521I will join you give me a minute to boot up the game...
>>557788693I hate how I have to keep overhearing the dumb shit predditors do, especially since they never ever seem to learn any lessons whatsoever and always stay tire-pressure IQ stupid.
>>557789536Those are even more retarded since warhammer has been around for decades
>>557788693Did they forget bots will gun down fleeing civilians?
>>557789484look up what uncle Ted says about them
>>557788968Made me think of how that shit amazon show had a scene with an orc women with a orc baby. I think that's what made me finally drop it.
>>557789536Unironic Imperiumaboos are pretty rare nowadays, and they tend to be the "genocide is good, actually" type that think the Imperium is "based" rather than pearl clutching moralists.
>anon posts an image of reddit "freaking out">look inside>its redditors laughing at the people who got triggered by a video gameits time to accept the fact of pic rel
>>557789019They're covered by jetpacks that are AV3 for some reason, cucking my Light Penis.
>>557788693
d10 cyberstna steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244414535128/76561198066017633
>>557788591A staggering shotgun does the trick in keeping the cyborgs in check
>>557788693>le comically evil authoritarian dictatorship is evil>this is parodied so hard and so blatantly plastered everywhere>somehow this is a shock to people>non combatant automatons may be literal assembly line factory machines being moved around undergroundI fucking wish we could shoot unarmed civilians for bugs/bots/squids but swedes wouldn't have the balls to actually go all in on the super earth is just as evil as the factions we fight>>557789536Nah Imperium fanboys pretend that the Imperium are the objective good guys because all the demons and aliens want to genocide humanity. It also doesn't help that GW basically pushes this narrative and even calls space marines the ultimate good guys in several community articles.
>>557790132in reality maybe, but not on xitter and everywhere else where they'll constantly parade their perceived media literacybesides, it's not really about LE IMPERIUM DOES NO WRONG but more so that the others are far worse and the literal demonic gods of chaos (evil) hate and fear the emperor
>>557790238full
>>557790238is that? no it cant be...
>>557788693>this is a war crime>look inside>killing roombas
>>557790152>/hdg/ is a bunch of redditorsreal ones already knew this
>>557771802It's Chaff/Heavy Units Audio Overhaul. The mod creator is gone and it hasn't been updated for 2 months. So unless there's a new one somewhere, we are effectively stuck with this shitty audio mixing.
>>557788693>worst aspects of humanity tuned up to a bear comical degreeThese sheltered fucking faggots
>>557790408the only ones who could even have civilians are the squids.all bots are built as part of the war machine, even the cyborgs are grown in vats to fight super earth.all bugs no matter the stage of their life cycle are bloodthirsty killers and we kill every single stage of life already. we have missions specifically to go kill the eggs of unborn bugs since launch, and also the 'nuke nursery' mission type, lol.squids must have an actual civilization somewhere on the other side of the wormhole to sustain their forces, which means there are probably women and children there
>>557790408>Imperium are the objective good guys because all the demons and aliens want to genocide humanity.When the alternative is genocide, any form of government is excusable because the alternative is being fucking dead with no hope for change. So yeah, neither SE nor the Imperium are bad guys.
>>557788693>bomb entire bug living structures and systematically destroy their worker class>no one says anything>kill some robots that work in factories 24/7 >wtf this is a war crimeOdd thing.
Can anyone explain to a retard (me) what EXACTLY these structures are?
>>557790995ermm ackshaully cyhbersorgs offered peace and le hecking evil super earth didn't tell you >repeat x2 for squid/bug
>>557788195It's battle fatigue. It's all the intensity of the battle of Super Earth with:>less emotional weight because it's not our home>less novelty because of poor implementation>less fun because of poor implementation of endgame content>less navigable because of more bugs>less retention because the developer rigging in this context is just blatant. Come back when the dust has settled.
>>557791043skyscrapers with shining lights
>>557791043Any building will do.
>>557791043These are the factories that automaton children are slaving away in. Hope you feel bad.
>>557791058Present-day SE is handling the sins of its ancestors. Doesn't mean the current people deserve to be exterminated for past crimes.
>>557791043Just drop a 120mm and forget about it.
>>557791043>>557791118What are the means of destruction? Does EAT work? Leveler? Hellbombs? C4?
>>557790995>>557791058>reading this game completely superficially face-value is simple and easy to comprehend: Humans good, aliens/bugs/bots bad>reading this game's alleged "nuance": 50 layers of mental gymnastics to try and pretend like the fun video game you're playing is actually some kind of moral self-ownThis is why no one cares or should care
>retards do mental gymnastics to convince themselves machines are thinking and feeling>retards hurt their own feelings when they imagine chatgpt bot getting slaughtered seriously, how do these people function in society?
>Go take a leak>Someone joins my super secret D2 dive on an empty planet
>>557791065I liked the battle of super earth but once I'd figured out a good way to deal with flesh mobs and protection from leviathans I started getting bored quick because we always won.I haven't gotten tired of cyberstan yet because vox engines have a habit of forcing cooperation out of your squad or they kill you and running them down for the grenade dunk is one of the most satisfying things in the game for me
>>557791164Yes, absolutely correct. However, the swede anticipated this and has subtly implied over long periods of time that the other three factions have offered peace on multiple occasions WITH "genocide" being the boogyman. >t, Illuminate conversion warehouse>voteless are just people who lost their mind to being shown super earth is le heckin evil>they actually DO want to fight>>557791308I completely agree, but my autism prevents me from not caring about Sweden's self-sacrificial hypocrisy
>humans should be subservient to all other lifeforms in the galaxyThis is what redditors actually believe
>>557791265Barrages or something with heavy demo damage.
Suicidal empathy will be the death of humanity.
I believe the borgs would probably accept peace considering they're throwing vietnam-style "just fuck off propaganda at us bugs are animals that just want to eat and proliferateIlluminate are vengeance-pilled and fucking hate us for abusing their goodwill and wiping them out
>>557791058>lose war>fuck off for 100 years>come back and start mulching and raping innocent people>super earth fights back and is determined to wipe you out for good now>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOO ESE YOU CANNOT FIGHT BACK STOOOOOOOOOOP KILLING OUR PEOPLE OOOOOOOOOOHHHH SENOOOOOOOOOOOOR NOOOOOO
>>557791551No just the death of redditorsself loathing retards who work against their species are the first to get culled (preferably in the most painful way possible)
>>557791379Fair points.
>>557791628>abusing their goodwillgoodwill = creating and manufacturing planet destroying WMDs
>>557791630>the "innocent people" are people sweden despises and have made comically retarded goy consumers>Super Earth's "galactic control" is a farce ala native americans (again, swedish autism)>sweden unironically believes the Squid has the moral highground
>>557791452>the other three factions have offered peace on multiple occasionsAnd the other two?
>>557791829anon...?
>>557788693I am convinced that someone at reddit has realized that now that they've repeatedly killed off any communities of value the only thing left is rage bait and the people posting there are actually bots designed to attract the ire of the rest of the internet. Being mad at redditor righteous indignation is seemingly universal at this point.
>>557791785I don't care what swedish people think about anythingthey might have made this game, but their thoughts on it are irrelevant
>>557788693Satire is very dangerous to these tapwater drinking morons, because they get all their ideas and beliefs from media so if it's not crystal clear whether they "should" agree or disagree with an idea inside of it, they lash out or shut down. Instead of critically thinking for themselves about how to feel, they just feel and think what the group or their betters tell them to (karma and the reddit echo chamber). They get this almost uncanny valley reaction, where if something's neither "definitely good" or "definitely bad", it's all the more dangerous to them than something "definitely bad", which they could just immediately reject and move on.
>>557792152based.
>>557791892You mentioned that all three factions have offered peace deals to Super Earth, but only described the Illuminate conversion warehouses. What did the bots and bugs offer? I don't remember.
>>557791043The hospitals and schools.
>>557790995Its kind of implied the imperium genocided any other alien species actually willing to negotiate during the great crusade and the Tau+Eldar+Votann are willing to work with the imperium if given the chance at times like with reviving guiliman but the imperium shoots first and only sometimes agrees if it means it can gain an advantage to kill its other enemies also it actively being an authoritarian shithole full of superstition and religeous fanatasism actively works against itelf leading to tons of needless death which is the main reason they're evil since they treat their own people like shit.For SE we don't have much lore in HD2 but HD1 shows us they started farming the bugs because they could squeeze oil out of them when they were just random animals before. The cyborgs were humans who had to augment themselves to survive the harsh conditions and meet quots set by SE then decided to rebel against super earth and the illuminate tried to make peace before super earth nuked them and declared war to their their tech.The factions in HD2 are all back with a vengence no peace talks this time but the threats would have never existed if SE wasn't so jingoistic and authoritarian in the first place, thats kind of the whole joke.
>>557791043even turrets count, usually this objective completes itself
>>557792238Bots most recently in the HACKING arg message with the countdown. There are two versions of the "we will slaughter super earth message." One that is literally "Please leave us alone, don't come to Cyberstan. We want peace." And the one that was publically pushed linked with the subtle hack in it going "TOTAL SUPER CITIZEN DEATH."Bugs are a bit more nuanced and I can't think of something super concrete at this exact moment., We have dissidents/rebels who by some method can move about bug worlds without being attacked (see Bore Rock). Also, there was the EXTREMELY LONG period of relative quiet from the gloom (remember, "Super Earth controlled planets" are mostly free-game terrestrial bodies). >Also the whole swarm intelligence thing being the Swedish faux-strohman for sentience which makes farming them very unethical.
me in every game>Race : Human>Class : Warrior>Traits : Xenophobic
BOO!
>>557792197thats actually a great point
>>557788693>nuke 2 planets, make them a wormhole and a blackhole>"wE aRe thE goOoD gUys!"i swear these people are fucking retarded and the fact that they still fail to see that 2 years later is insane to me.
>only 80 million reinforcements to liberate Cyberstanowari da
imagine having any kind of sentiment towards super earth after going to the megacities and realizing that all culture has been destroyed and homogenizedall of those memes that were hyper-sentimental about losing muh homeworld were a joke you already lost it nigga
how effective are the anti tank mines against vox?completely useless or a tiny bit useful?
me in every game>Race : Human>Class : Warrior>Traits : Xenophilic
>>557792860that's more swedes being lazy than a deliberate narrative
how could you shoot woman bots and child bots?easy, just use a guard dog or rover
>>557792659no it's not, it's just an unnecessarily verbose way of saying: "the reddit hive mind doesn't understand nuance." which is possibly the most lukewarm take on this site
>>557792480I completely forgot about the bot messages from just a week ago. Maybe it's Super Earth conditioning, but do you really think any Helldivers that defected would wind up anywhere except in bio blenders to mass produce more Cyborgs to fight off the Helldivers that didn't? That doesn't seem like a peacedeal to me. The other messages seem clear cut. Bugs are bugs, and the notion of there being citizens on Bore Rock setting up broadcasting towers in bug territory because they coexist or have methods of avoiding bug attack is probably just re-use of game assets from developers who aren't as autistic as players.
>>557788693>ARE WE OK WITH LE GENOCIDE CLANKERS????What a bunch of fucking retarded NPCs
>>557792564>>557792880maybe if they wanted us to buy their narrative, they wouldn't have made us humans, just make us humanoid aliens insteadswiggers aren't edgy enough to commit to the bit so Super Earth isn't actually that bad of a place to be or die for, no one's going to side against their own species like that
>>557792980pretty much perfectly in line with what we know of super earth though, identity has been pretty much erased
>>557792982>Child bot runs behind me>Dog does a 360 and blasts open my chestI die... a free man...
>>557793157>Super Earth isn't actually that bad of a place to be or die for,lol
>>557793114Helldivers in particular go straight to the blender, but yeah the swede overplayed their hand with the skulls on pikes and shit. It goes beyond a TOTAL WAR argument straight to EVIL ROBOTS.>but they're just trying to scare you into peacethen they're retarded.There is some Swedish angle for the bugs being a slave/stolen land/"mostly peaceful" fauna. I just can't pin it exactly because they think they've done enough with>sentient>they're oil>9/11 (711)
>>557793256Yeah okay bitch have fun living in your 'borg hovel or your bug hole or on the outside of a fleshmob
>>557793336>9/11 (711)
>Race: Human>Class: Wizard>Traits: Xenophobic
>>557793256ok clanker
>>557789521got space?
>>557793157>go through basic training where you potentially die>get frozen for years, maybe decades, longer>get unfrozen just long enough to get dropped into bot-stalingrad and die in three minutes you are PROPERTY my man
oh my god no one fucking caresssssssssssssss that you think you're smarter and le more le nuanced than retarded redditorsyou're all retarded goycattle whos worldview was shaped by a jewish pedophile for the sole purpose of normalizing jewish pedophiles
>>557793695goycattle calling goycattle goycattle, ironic
>>557793695>i am a 13 year old twitternigger and this is my post
>>557793695it's ok edgy atheist jesus still loves you ;)
After reviewing the footage, I've realized what happened.I killed my own exosuit with a droppod.
MOM PUT ON CHANNEL REDDIT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US
So, what do you guys think these days about running Medium armor on Cyberstan. I'm enjoying my Ambasitor of the Brand. Larping as SEAF. Fun times.
Smoke hellpods are actually quite nice for Cyberstan missions. Especially since players both die a lot and use a lot of expendables for the missions, so the smokes get a lot of uptime usage.
>>557793695who is this white egyptian man?
>>557793660at the absolute base minimum that is STILL strictly better than being biofuel, a brainless slave or bug chow>>557793695Fucking moron
>>557793830>MUH MEDIA LITERACY!!!!
>>557793830it's weird how people don't get that it's not that people are media illiterate, it's that they don't care. they know that the MI was intended to be psychotic and suicidal in starship troopers, they just don't care
>>557793695literally thiswe all play videogames because the jews won
>>557791551>literally every single problem SE is facing in Helldivers 2 is of their own facing>bots were attacked by SE for breaking away from humanity>bugs were engineered into terminids and made increasingly worse by experimentation>SE just raped and pillaged the squids because they could>fighting a three-front defensive war taking billions of casualties permanently losing more and more territory >ACTUALLY WANTING PEACE WITH BRO- I MEAN ALIENS IS SUICIDAL CHUDDIE NOTHING BAD COULD COME FROM TRYING TO SUBJUGATE AND KILL EVERYONE
>>557794148>acquire actual media literacy>in the book, the bugs are the aggressorsHD2 has more narrative consistency than the ST movie
>>557794148Or maybe seeing humanity unified to fuck up an enemy is enjoyable. Who cares if we're evil, as long as were.evil.together. Uwu
>>557794337i don't understand your post sorry
>>557751752It's possible if we have a Chinese wage slave dev but sadly we ended up with jobbers Swedish dev.
>>557794402nobody's talking about the damn book
>>557794454>jobbers Swedish devThey... w-work ?????
I want "Raze Refugee Camp" and "Execute Automaton Unarmed Terrorists" missions.We have the hatchery missions in which we kill unborn eggs, i want to (Head,Eyes) a bunch of fucking Wall-E losesr that try to escape from managed democracy at a snail pace as a side objective
>we finally get to transcendence>50+ million chuddivers to spare>*flips the switch*>Joel unleashes BOT BOSS UNIT ala Hive Lord>Instant front collapse/resistance rate spikes/bullshit gm asspullstoo kino for a swede
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>>557794547>nobody's talking about the damn source materialThis is exactly why "media literacy" deserves its meme status.
halo is shit and always has been
>>557794627Only if we get to match them to a pit and they let out cyber squeals as we go down the line.
>>557794684the book doesn't matter, though. it's basically a completely different story
>>557794790Then that means the movie shouldn't matter, since it came second.
>>557794674Who the fuck plays halo in 2026
>>557794863not that anon, but the movie is the cultural touchstone, the book is for scifi nerds who READ
>>557794674>/hg/nigga.....
>>557794790the movie was directed by a rabid lefty specifically to mock the book, its barely an adaptation, let alone a faitful one.
>>557787630You jest but this would be way cooler
>>557794918>but the movie is the cultural touchstoneAppealing to shit normgroid taste is a terrible fallacy and barely qualifies as trolling
>>557794947>a rabid leftysomeone who experienced nazi occupation, I wonder why he had strong feelings about the idea of a society that holds soldiers over everyone else after getting oppressed by retarded meatheads
>>557793830>muh media literacy
>>557795040Maybe he should have finished the fucking book instead of constantly thinking about how his mum died in the holly.
>>557795138TRUTHNUKE
>>557791551Anyone who sympathizes with Herzogg's Penguin should be disenfranchised from society.
>>557754427SHOW US THE NUMBER OF MISSIONS WON AND LOST YOU DUMB FUCKING SWEDKEK
>>557795040>someone who experienced nazi occupation>Paul Verhoven>born 1938What the fuck does he remember of Nazi occupation?
>>557795318probably more than you
>>557794627>AIslop
I like the Trident. It's a shotgun you never have to reload. No reloading means no downtime means maximum killing and less getting killed.
>>557795106these autistic men are in dire need of help from Jesus, but they're too prideful to be able to accept it
>>557795424yeah I'm sure he remembers the gas chambers more vividly than where he left his keys this morning
>>557795318Kek, it's like that "nazi" in New York a few years back who got deported to Germany when he was 9 years old when the war ended.
>>557793830I want missions where the objectives are to kill civilians but not for the same reasons as these people
Story arc is so blatantly sabotaged even reddit is turning on ah.Can they do anything right?The best are the bootlickers who always default to ‘its a game lol why so mad?’ And ‘ah are perfect and its your fault you couldn't wrangle 200k players and we ban you if you try’
>>557795457>bugs>when there's a major orderfucking kill yourself you useless retard
>>557795561I'm sorry that you didn't develop long-term memory until you were an adult. that must have been quite a burden on your parents
>>557777549This little guy warns you of danger better, & can kind of act like an aimbot if your vision is obscured. I love rover
Swedes built the edge of these little elevation changes with rock models that have the "bounce_stratagems" flag set to True.But the stratagem also bounces off the dirt nearby so I suppose they could have simply marked the whole edge a no-stratagem zone.
>>557795457Post lobby i wanna kill bugs with you
>>557795424What a weak and impotent reply, can you do some math or is your inbred virgin cuck brain too incapable of that? What is 1945 minus 1938? He was a fucking toddler you stupid fuckwit
>>557795826Holy shit, you're an actual moron. Stop fucking posting.
>>557795040>I wonder why he had strong feelings about the idea of a society that holds soldiers over everyone elseIdiot, it does not hold soldiers alone over everone else. In order to be able to vote, you must serve the government for two years, in any capacity they deem fit. That does not mean you go into the military, you could be a miner, or whatever, including test subjects. No one who volunteers is turned away from service; no matter your qualifications, they find a use for you. If you survive your two years, you can be discharged wiith the franchise or continue to serve. Society also implemented corporal punishment (public flogging) for criminal offenses. Thats it. What lefties dont like is the reason such a society was created was the chaos that ensued from letting anyone vote (sound familar)?
>>557778870Half the melees should be sidearms & the saber should be saber+pistol/sidearm
>>557795826Nigger, read the early life section on him on wiki. He was neither a jew nor an adult. He spent his childhood in Amsterdam and then he and his parents moved next to a german hq in Hague in 1943. What the fuck did he see there, nazis shoving jews into ovens? He was just some random kid who's family wasn't even involved with the nazis.Get the fuck out of here with this idiocy
>>557795851it's called realism you fucking chud
>>557796225Neither he nor Verhoven actually got that far in the book. "Media Literacy" is just a calling card of the terminally pseudointellectual.
>>557795826Your nurse should've grabbed you by the feet and swung you against the floor until your head was splattered the day you were born to save your parents the burden of raising a pearl-clutching autistic virgin manchild whose only reason of living is to suck off kikes on a fourchin videogame thread anonymously
>>557791043Seems like any building with little orange LED lights on or around it will do, anything destructible by demo capable explosives and strategems
>>557796416pretty much. He only knows what others have told him to think.
>>557795851Example of bouncy rocks right next to sticky rocks. Sweden
>>557796571fucking based
>>5577902381/4
>>557796687The search light is mogging the turrets, which is why they can't land in the red area.
>>557796225>>557796416>>557796626uggh my chud detector is telling me I need to argue with you faggots even though I don't give a fuck about this discussion
kinda odd how the chuds whip themselves into a chimp out tard rage whenever they face even the slightest criticism. it's almost like they can't support their ideas without threat of violence...
>>557796840Or you can just shut the fuck up and stop talking as if you know anything. Go back to preddit while you're at it
>>557796916>get BTFO for spouting the stupidest shit>have meltdown and blame everyone but yourselfironic
>>557796840>uggh my malformed ego is telling me I need to argue with you chads even though I know nothing about the subject matter and would get ownedfify
He did me a favor, when you think about it. I would have been stuck there until I died anyway.
>>557797049I know a lot of things, and I know a chud when I see one.
>>557795743they really think that other people are retarded and that doing this horrible acts in vidya is a le heckin terrible momentLike every man on the planet doesn't understand the true nature of war and what prolonged conflict entailsIt's totally ignorant inexperienced redditor shit
stop with these cyberstan extraction humiliation rituals STOP
>>557797101you're literally crying and shitting yourself to defend a work of fiction lmao
>>557797142You barely know how to send a post. Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>557796840>>557796916the clear sign a lefty has lost an argument is by their retreat into their cozy little safe space of name calling. They cant argue, so they assert arguing with a "chud" is pointless.
>>557797254Oh, you got me!
these children need fresh bread to fuel their chimp out
>>557797406I accept your concession.
>>557797406Lack of oxygen got you a long time ago. You should kys asap.
steam://joinlobby/394510/109775244419541302/76561199108851031hd1, d15 bug
>>557796086>7 years>toddlerprobably the most embarrassing self-report itt from someone whose only experience with children is grooming on discord
>>557797529>>557797615Keep responding. I feed on your seethe.
557797654No one cares, take the L faggot
Hitboxes of some Cyberstan wall breaches are absolutely fucked.
>>557797824i imagine porting all this to HL2/Garry's mod will make things infinitely better
>>557797248this description only applies to you here, maybe another bitch-ass MUH HOLLYCAUST crying will help you
>>557797682Not surprising behavior for an autistic retard. Here add this. I hope it sustains you along with your neetbux.
>>557796916>Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst
>>557798112>>557798112>>557798112>>557798112evacute
>>557797654It took you this long to count to validate everything said about ypu, retard