Previous: >>557730213>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>Train Suzuka>Mood down (Good)>Riko Recreation (Great)>Mood down literally right after (Good)Are you fucking
Second for Luna
worst card because you can't use it for best girl
>>557756447Real Steel feels more like one of those surprise newuma releases kind of thing you know?
>>557756845>>557756862
>>557756862I was too slow...
>teiofags look like this
Sexiest family: SymboliStinkiest family: MejirosRapeist family: SatonosLickiest Luckiest family: Sakuras
Digitan LOVE
I'm hoping for Gold Allure
>>557756779sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
MUTEEKIIIIIIIIII!!!!!TEIOOOOOO!SUUTTEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>557756845I got a useful Suzuka despite her being chainstruck down to awful during the senior year, all because she rolled stats above 1100 and got Lone Wolf and Intimidate.
>>557757070baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>557757165>sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chairWhich crack is your nose in?
Controversial opinion:horses are neat
focusing too much on training efficiency is the easiest way to show if someone knows how the game really works or just follows whatever the brownest youtuber they could find saidthere's more to supports than POTENTIALLY getting higher stats, which is why cards like sweepy or marvelous are better than their competitions despite being SRs
Fine Motion is bad because she takes an event chain by being a SSR card. For the next scenario she has 10% RB, but so does Tachyon wit. Her TE is meaningless because you won't be training enough to afford her BUT FineMo has 35 starting wit compared to Tachyon's 20 starting wit and FineMo's rainbows are stronger too so if you play your items right, she will give you more wit points than Tachyon for rigged summer trainings. It's not the end of the world if you don't have MLB'd FineMo and you can completely skip her banner (ONLY IF YOU HAVE TACHYON MLBd), but if you have her it will be better. And you can use both cards.The bottom line: (Like AI likes to say) Use both cards, but it's okay if you only have either, they are both going to be good for the next scenario. It all depends on your rolling plan and if you can afford the billion rolls you will have to do once TB is over.
>>557757285Yeah.
>>557757310>>557757348Didn't read
>>557757348Chiyo posters slowly become like that one oguri image, hard to believe.
>>557757348FM has right handed though.
>>557757243The one created by my delusions.
>>557757348>once TB is over.Don't get Indobros' hopes up
>>557757508Arthur vs Dragon was peak cinema. Has the anime caught up yet?
DONG DONG QIANG GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S THE YEAR OF THE H O R S E and you know what that means, you qipao SLUTSIt’s time to mount your TOREENA with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges and ride on the THICCEST HONGBAOS Get your secret love notes ready for your 训练员’s STALLION 红包能量 and text your closest COCKcubines to come visit TracenDon’t forget to ride your trainees and sip on BAKKWA juices to summon MARVELOUS CARAT BLESSINGSSend this to 888 of your MOST BAKUSHIN CM-WINNING SLUTS and manifest a SEDUCTIVE UMA PYOI this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 8 replies, your 大肉干 will taste like hay If you get 88 your 年年有 yellow gate becomes 年年有 rainbow gate If you get 888 back, your flat Chinese ass will be neighing HUAT AH all year!!
>>557757348>once TB is overTuberculosis is NEVER over, at least not in the third world.
SSR finemo glazing boils down to two things:- inflated value from being a day 1 reroll target since the game launched with mostly garbage SSRs- that one gaslight chart posted all the time that was clearly made by a paceslopper because it also shills SSR tachyon
>>557757348The correct answer is use both. One by themselves is giga cope and-- wait I'm replying to bait
Absolute shitfest for me, but at least the photo finish cameras were nice.
>>557757693but chiyoanon said to use both
88 year old hag in high school uniform.
Ushi Musume: Pretty Dairy
>>557757348Why do so many Umas do this pose? What meaning is there in raising their finger like this?
>>557757790Haiseiko is really cute. I want to kiss her.
>>557757712>Air Groove reaching for Bakushin assvery nice indeed.
>>557757667
>>557757790>he wants to fuck HAGSeeeeeeeeeeeew so uncool!
Toreinas saying whole lotta gay shit about SSR and SR cards, nigga just pick the ones that give the biggest number youre still gonna get fucked by the RNG
My qualifiers winrate seems to be inversely proportional to how well I do in Finals, so never have I been more certain that I'm taking home Platinum than this Cup.
>>557757813Its a reference to this
>>557757813It's how muslims say "On God"
>>557757902one has less RNG that the other tho
>>557757813Eureka! This gives me an idea for Torena’s training!
>>557757348>>557757813FGSFDS
>>557757958>reformed islamist>becomes a huge whoreMakes sense
>>557758051Curren..........
>>557757790I wonder if I should cheat my uma with hags
these two ANY good?
>>557758116It's only cheating if there's a kid, and those hags look all dried upEnjoy
>>557758149They are core front nigga skills. If you have their golds, you buy them too.
Mambo!
I swear if she wins my finals I'm going to cum my pants.
>>557757605Almost. We're close to the final fight but they're not adapting the 'Arthur and Vulcan's game night' segment, they just shoved him into Amaterasu
>>557758436I pray for you to cum in your pants and for urara to win
It's not like I want any good skills anyway.
>>557757813>>557757958ALHAMDULILLAH THEY SHALL KNOW THE PROPHET(PBUH)
>>557757954https://youtu.be/WOY9WFq0pC4?t=116
>Not a single Triple or Quad wit rainbow>2nd last week, use last Riko recreation>Gets mood down in the very last weekFucking fuck you Suzuka, you moody cunt!
>>557757790Tracen is full of youthfull umas
>>557758609Yea, verily. Amen.
orange
>>557758837i like my girls like their piss
>>557758837brehs.....
>>557757813Finemo will come to summer wit training inshallah
TAMAMO I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THAT BUFFET!
>>557758656two. fucking. sentences. truly, a lost art.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXmX0oaYlw
>>557758436Everyone loves Urara, good luck!
>>557757790Sex with Saint Lite>>557757882Gold City bukkake
>>557757667I never hear about the Chinese horse racing scene outside of HK which is its own thing.
>>557756845look at that MASSIVE 6head cot dam
>>557759251Can you go back to sleep for another 10 mins? I'm almost done here.
>>557759251We are all sleeping, be quiet
>>557759167There's a really cute Rice Shower Gaton Gaton MAD https://youtu.be/mcF_6yAcjokBut yeah, 2 sentences for Morshu is always going to be an "I kneel" moment when someone makes a masterpiece out of his lines. Oil oil oil rope rope rope bomb bomb bomb.
>>557759419I press like on these silly clips by default, they're always so cuteWhat a wonderful creation the original is
>>557757813subhanallah
>>557759324Not very big due to the Party banning gambling. Use to be huge pre-49 though, especially in Shanghai.
It makes me happy that I destroyed the competition in this CM with my oshi while soulless trainers had to use umas they don't even like.
>>557759765i like every umamy trainee keeps calling me a manwhore
>>557759324Mejiro Ardan was imported to China and became their own Sunday Silence
fucking nerd
I prioritize finemo hints over everything else
>Went from 450k Class 5 hell to This in a month>This new score was from a 3/5 win against a player lower than meGod this is so satisfying and super fun holy shitI can't do parents for shit, too boring and lazy to go through skills and farm good combinations, so this here is at least something neat.
>>557759893she doesn't give anything good and she only gives you 1 level of the useless crap she does give you
>>557759965it's for raising bond faster
>>557757882dont say that...
>Top player is a DOG CHAD
>>557759419i have a sneaking suspicion that this guy likes rice, but i cant prove it
>>557760034these edits of this creature will never stop being so fucking ugly
ponder this orb
>>557760163Nyo...
>>557760134now this is epic
>>557760078Here is your #1 Sprint Ace bro
I have not taken a shower in 3 weeksWhich umas are for me?
>>557760079>rim>rimjobs>anal>rice loves analRice love confirmed
>>557760279Nice Nature
This is the most sparks I've gotten in a single run.
>>557760279Windy, she looks like she's into musky men
>>557760236gross…
>>557759897Grats, bwo. That'll be solid for at least 3 more weeks.>I can't do parents for shit, too boring and lazy to go through skills and farm good combinationsGood news, in MANTblazer, your ace runs are also your parent runs, so if you don't get an optimal uma you're looking for, you can have her be in your TT group.
>>557760163dyont shay that....
>>557760375your record white spark count is bigger than mine...
>>557760439i want to rape Curren
>>557760279manhattan cafe
what kind of autism is this
>>557760562Trannies are unrapeable
>>557760236
>>557760375Let me be angry for you. FUCK CYGAMES
>>557760582I feel like Tachyon would be more prone to that
>>557757817Cute doggo
>>557760640*Trainees
>>557760665No, it's cool. I don't care about blues. If there's anything to be angry about, it's that the pink spark is unusable for the next CM.
>>557760607his subconscious wants his umas to die like silence suzuka
>>557760464>That'll be solid for at least 3 more weeks.Hell, I used to go back and from between 5 and 6, so being able to stay in 6 period is a huge upgrade. Best I could do last week is 608k as well, now it's nearly 620k, so I'm quite happy.>you can have her be in your TT group.Currently I just try to make high stat runs using whatever seems fitting for each category, which I suppose seems to work. Not exactly high tech science I guess, so whatever.Thinking about it, and how the current top charter are reaching 1mil point, having the classes stop at 6 (5 being piss easy) feels really weird.
>>557760640Anon...
>>557760640Technically if you manipulate and trick a girl into sex it's rape so if you just pick one of the really dumb umas...
>>557760992
>>557760640You say this but what if they're drugged unconscious? What if you emotionally maipulate them into giving false consent? What if you use blackmail?
>>557757954mah boithis peace is what all true warriors strive for
>>557760640Thinking about trannies today, are we?
>>557760965>Technically if you manipulate and trick a girl into sex it's rapeIt's only rape if she regrets it. Manipulating and tricking is just seduction Not that you'd know
>>557760640seiun calling her trainer a tranny.jpg
I only train umas with a bust equal or bigger than 90cm. Some of them are starting to notice their trainer's preferences.
Are the final ~50 meters different in how fast everyone is relative to the rest of the final spurt or is it just the rapidly changing camera angle that makes it hard to figure out who was actually gaining on who at the very end?
>>557761139you don't seduce underage girls, it's rape
>>557760640oh come on falco, leave it
>>557761232Again, only if you're found outFucking virgins is the best
Today's cm tickets went 4/5 --> 3/5 --> 2/5 --> 1/5Looking forward to my umas all simultaneously breaking their legs in a final they should win (still 0 plats because this bullshit happens every time)Came out of this one with 56% wr, mutated Falco carried me with 38%
30 mins left, is /uma/ going to A or B finals?
This is why girls don't visit our general.
>>557761389
>>557761394Good.
stop talking about rape
>>557761394good
>>557761394>he doesn't knowMan onions really has ruined our youth>>557761520Ok, I'll stop talking and start doing brb
>>557761394girls don't visit our general because this thread isn't for a chink gacha with twinks
>>557761520>stop talking about rapeNO ONE has mentioned that for nearly an hour, till you showed up.>>557761394Good.
>>557761340I reach A finals every time but only have 2 platinums
>>557761389BI'm sure I'm going to lose so I just want it to be over
>>557761389A! But only my Oguri has won matches in day 2. I’m cooked if she doesn’t win her gamble. Either Platinum or Silver, with very little in between. I don’t want two consecutive Silvers…
>>557761394The ones that do probably have the taste for carpet anyway
Umadachi-donos, what is a good deck for dirt CM? I am trying to make a Taiki ace first.
Finished up my 80 races and this is how many of each girl my opponents brought114 Sakura Bakushin O63 Curren Chan52 King Halo33 Air Groove32 Taiki Shuttle26 El Condor Pasa23 Hishi Akebono18 Smart Falcon18 Oguri Cap17 Maruzensky (Summer)13 Fuji Kiseki12 Silence Suzuka8 Maruzensky7 Air Groove (Wedding)4 Agnes Tachyon4 Mayano Top Gun (Wedding)4 Narita Taishin3 Daiwa Scarlet3 Haru Urara (New Year)3 Mayano Top Gun3 Oguri Cap (Christmas)2 Hishi Amazon2 Kawakami Princess2 Nice Nature2 Rice Shower2 Sakura Chiyono O2 Special Week2 Super Creek (Halloween)2 Mihono Bourbon1 Agnes Digital1 Fine Motion1 Manhattan Cafe1 Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)
>>557761394goodthe only women that would be interested in uma musume are fat annoying dykes so I wouldn't want to interact with them anyway
>>557761796That's an excellent pair of supports if you ask me.
>>557761796giant. american. babs.>>557761793whore. slut. demon.
>>557761793what secret is she keeping?
>>557761801Useless statWho were the 80 winners
>>557761801why so many daskas i wonder
>>557761801The fact that more than 75% of my opponents not only had Curren Chan but trained her for CM too is crazy. More Currens than Kings.>>557761878Me. Does that help?
>>5577617962 Speed, 2 Power, 2 Wit, making sure at least one Power has Stam bonus. I’m running Inari One SR, because I have her at MLB, but I doubt many other people do.
>>557761801to the surprise of absolutely fucking no one.https://uma.moe/tools/statistics
>>557761793succubus
>>557761876She taught Chiyo how to lick pits
Pretty sure the spamming staygold faggot is a literal fag , or a woman, in the way they like a boy but also refuses to read the room and understand that no one wants their spamming ass here
Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvwIr0ETZBM
are you ready to get fucked in Final?
We love the stay gold poster around here
Is your uma meaty, droopy down there? Or is she tight?
>>557762059shut up schizo nigger
>>557761394Got my girls riiiight herehttps://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>557762059As long as they’re a man, I don’t care if they’re gay. Their posts are good.
>>557761964Marvelous Sunday welfare has stamHer time as come... And so have I
>>557762086chiyo wouldn't do this
>>557762059holy fuck no one cares you schizo freakgo and scream about "JP REEE" or "SPOILER NOOO" in some china gacha thread
the Aquarius guide spam is beginninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkwvS_Yf2s8>inb4 buy an adI'm not a woman goddamnit, normalfag women don't come here
>>557760784>Not exactly high tech science I guess, so whatever.If it works, it works. Having gold ability spam sometimes gets you by enough, but you also want to aim for your team to get podium or at least in the top 5 to really get points. High stats is a good focus to do that, but if you can add in a bunch of gold abilities with umas who can consistently proc ults, you're pretty set for a long time to be in Class 6.>having the classes stop at 6 (5 being piss easy) feels really weird.It does, but at the same time, you don't want to discourage F2Ps.
with chiyono O's stock going down because of the armpit fiascowhich uma's stocks are rising currently
>>557761718This will be my 5th group A finalOnly didn't make it for Taurus (got screwed out of 3/5 on several round 2 tickets), Gemini (had no clue how to train long umas), Leo (wasn't playing at all during round 1), and Saggy titty (same as Taurus)
>>557762059based
>>557762059I agree with this sane individual.
>>557762234I'm 100% sure 50% of the anons that pulled her weren't interested before the Lickening
>>557762059I like him and I hate you
>>557762020My CM numbers are way different than those TT stats though.
>>557762160This reminds me that King Halo (the horse) has fucked a lot.
>>557762226buy an ad
>>557761801>No Biwa so I never got to match against this anonUnsurprising but still sad, I could have added to the variety pool.
>>557762228>High stats is a good focus to do thatHigh stats, which results in zero extra races cuz I'm shit at the game, and buying as many stats (with high activation chance) as possible.That' pretty much all I'm doing right now, and the "high activation chance" is more of a guess thing, or hearsay about certain stats being good over the last month. I'm sure there is plenty of factors that would improve my stuff further, but man I just wanna chill as much as possible, I don't wanna take this thing too serious, I just don't care enough.>you don't want to discourage F2Ps.I get that, but a ceiling that goes from 600k to 1 fucking mil is a bit sharp that.
>>557762468Her name is Hayahide, and it's okay. I brought my own.
>>557762578her head doesn't fit in the frame
>2 hours of free time>don't know what to doI'll jack off, see cm results, train once and I'm off What you guys doin'?
>>557762202chiyo would do that and more
>*procs ultimate*>*nothing happens*Mayachi...
>>557762626The camera's too close!
lore accurate akebono cosplay
>>557762086>posting the sound version of this used to be a instant ban
>>557762198>no prioYou might be there for a while.
>>557761801I'm one of those Rice fags using the superb stayer epithet
Stop lewding the dog right now!
Air Groove has such delicious stat bonuses and tits
Which Kingu would you field for finalsThe left one has Turf S and more power and accel but she is only able to win if she was able to get in a good position beforehand and only has 610 witThe right one is only Turf A but a bit more wit and more midrace skills for better positioning
>>557762707CM results are tomorrow, anon
>>557762917>for finalsB finals?
>>557762769>tailmy dick
>>557762917Make a better one.
>>557761801Kek SLUTren really spooked everyone
>>557762059The ntrfag and dictastrikerfag are just as bad when they're around but at least they're on topic
>>557762753childbride?the backline version of the ult is literally uselesswith the frontline version you are hoping for a speed carryover
>>557763056>>557763075thanks
>>557763107holy FUCK
>>55776294267
>>557762773>lore accurateThis girl looks kinda shortBut she's hot anyway, i love FAT women.
>>557761920Oh shit my math was wrong.80 races, but 160 opponents. It's only ~39% who brought Curren.
Thank the three goddesses that Tazuna is on my side and talking to my trainee about invading my home.
i wonder if the VR game stalls are still setup somewhere in Tracendo you think i could convince suzuka to play it and to become a giantess like grass wonder? haha
is V.Bourbon in 8 mins or tomorrow?
Stop posting whores!
>>557763273she's telling her how to get away with it bwo
>>557762917That is...pretty bad. I'd have more confidence in my literal TT Kingu
>>557763149Wdym thanks I was genuinely asking if you are in B finals
>>557763329NYOOOOOOO
>>55776330924 hours and 7 minutes
>>557763306You should wait until she needs to poop and then make her really big haha
>holy FUCK
What did Doto mean by this
>>557763389Wrong! 24 hours and 6 minutes.
>>557763347Tazuna is my only ally in this place, she would never!
>>557763389puu puu!- Mayano, probably
>>557763140>acceleration on the final corner is uselessThen what the fuck was all the jerking off of pump and moving past about?
>>557761801i honestly expected more AMoguris
>>557763273Bro she's looking up your room address on her computer. You're getting a visitor later tonight, locked door or not...
Are we rolling valentine bourbon or not?
>>557763548I'll jerk off first then decide
What rank is needed to get a dirt spark?
>>557763548Want to, but won’t
>>557762917Of those two I'd take right.Only real chance is if she high rolls into a good position, and the higher wit and more midrace gives her slightly better odds of that.Winning with an end with <800 wit on a short sprint seems pretty hard though against a lobby of pace, and fronts/lates, with 1k+ wit
>>557763359i have never gotten S on an ace run before>>557763367i have a 51% wr going into A finals
>>557763627nigga?
stallions should wear bloomers too
>>557763140>>557763472As a child ace runner, he is correct about it.If you do get really late accel trigger as a pacer it means youre really, really behind or you get it early and it does nothing.Frontal trigger is really good though.
>>557763627A in Dirt.
>>557763472They are not final corner accels, and final corner accel can be good but when the late-race starts on the final corner
>>557763656>i have a 51% wr going into A finalsWhy not just go into finals with the umas that brought you there you have a 51/49% chances of winning
the fuck is a special leek?
>>557763627B in Dirt
>>557763438https://youtu.be/7-k6B6TO4oc?t=13
>>557763759Special Leak into my mouth
>>557763627G in Dirt
>>557763738the left one contributed to 13% wr and the right one was a late sub/experiment
>>557763759Creek's special milk leeking into my mouth
>>557763436that ones boring in comparison, nothing to "holy FUCK" about :(
IT'S FUCKING OVERFINAL TALLY, /uma/?
>>557763548/uma/ told me she is SS tier Front Runner, so i will pull her.
>>557763438She goofed up!She meant Kill 'Em All, her favourite album.
>>557763931I passed :D
special peek
https://youtu.be/szDJA8fWfLM?si=RATKXn2AzQSenHJP
>>557763965She’s not absurd or anything, just very versatile and has all her skills built in, which makes her convenient to build in the upcoming scenarios
>>557763430NO
>>557763813boys being boys
see you on 24hrs
>>557763965don't look at the next front must pull wit card...
>>5577640011. wrong thread2. if this was soulful SM1 I'd be shocked, however this is slopmarines 2.
>>557763931A finals, 60%
>>557762079I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>557764152scenario, singularonce smaru releases with groundwork and grand live starts...bye bye bobo
>>557763462>Mayanodoes anyone have that Mood Down: Awful video about training Mayano? I thought I'd downloaded it but it looks like I didn't, which is annoying
>>557764373>not DoWI'm shocked by you.
>>557763548I'm going all in because she is adorable and hot
IT'SHERE
>>55776393157% winrate
>>55776393172 percent
>>557763548>lust provoking image
>>557764743Both lies btw
boy sex
>>557764696>sprint spechud
*crickets*
>>557764654>lust provoking umas
Gold Cutie!
>>556607340 I found the video but can't play the audio, I hate being a techlet
>>557765047i unironically want her more, fuck the meta
I will be rolling for my German wife.
>>557765047i mean, it's at least better than her default
>>557763472You know this game has more then one racetrack right?
>>557765078Catbox it for us
>>557765073
>>557765073Teio Teio Teio?
>>557765047Does she have a fast learner event?
>>557765220go away no one likes Teio
>>557763506>recoveries on a sprintbut why
>>557765047third Dominator? sign me up
>>557764696Marvelous, are you Urara simp?
>>557765064
>>557765190https://files.catbox.moe/v0orc9.webmdo I need to download both video and audio separately and combine them? Never done this before
>>557765294
sex with boys
>>557765304the recoveries are annoying to fit in your SP allowance but her unique is literally just that good.
>>557765064>see dia>get a huge bonerwtf..
>>557764549FRONTGAWDSWE ARE SAVED
>>557763548I was planning to, but now I'm debating it.
>>557765047>Dominator>Increase velocity after passing another runner 3 times on the final corner or laterThis is Symboli Rudolf.
>>557765047>guten appetitwhat does this even mean
The anniversary is already less than a month away?
>>557765045i took her because it's winter, snowing and she's nakedshe did win once or twice out of 40 racesi don't understand, because she is not bad compared to uraraguess it's her useless fish watching skill
maya is real
>>557764898 >>557765443What a cutie!>>557765047>German>Baker>SexyCheck>DominatorBased>Medium heavyBased>0% speedCringe.>>557765369I explained this very thing to a local anon some while ago, related to that clip funny enough.>>557765487>what does this even meanBon Appétit
>>557763548I am because Rice needs her friend.
>ugly uma hourscm brings out the worst posters
>>557765047Why did Cygames give the german uma 14/8/8 stat growths?
boys require vaginal sex
>>557765392>gold descentlet me guess this is optimal in the next cm
boyfags getting uppity again
>>557765392>0 race bonus right before climaxlollmao even
>>557765736retardbro?
>>557765736Nope, not in the slightest.
What's the next gaslight?
>>557765369>filename: Ai Copiii[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F0cmc94.mp3].webmNotice how the original filename has a [sound=] suffix right before the actual extension. The sound attribute as the name implies is a url, usually catbox, where you can find a playable file (mp3, webm, mp4, ogg, etc).All you have to do is decode the url -> https://www.urldecoder.org/ and follow the resulting link>before: https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F0cmc94.mp3>after: https://files.catbox.moe/0cmc94.mp3
>>557765736Ricefags tried it during the Taiki CM but it was pure gaslight.
>>557764549Cygamess can give Bobo a great alt yet they won't bump up either her Mile or Long aptitudes to A
>>557765950Suffer
Wait huhIs there another day of CM today, I'm losing track of time
This card is great, it gives groundwork with a chain event
>>557765950A Long is for Triple Crown winners
>>557765886>Anon: Mental Gymnastics>Smart person: Clicks button
>>557765950as if they need to make her even easier to buildurara getting mile A was justified on the other hand
>>557765696No reason whatsoever. Man after talking so much on 4 Chan I am suddenly feeling very sleepy. Aren't you sleepy anon? You should go to bed.
>>557766030>gutsI shant
>>557766102But the 20 TE...
>>557765905Why are you trying to rewrite history? Virgo was Rice's one chance to shine and it's exclusively on global because of the early patch.
>>557766072I had no idea this dropdown existed until today
>>557766072He did say he's a techlet so I am assuming no userscripts but I should have mentioned it. Understanding whats going on is good desu.
>>557766235Well, now you do, teio-bro!
Behead teio
>>557766072How do you set this up exacly? Does it work on Brave?
>>557765101>>557765474This is what I said at the start of the month!
>>557766340Head from Teio
>>557765489Yup. One yea with my /uma/ global friends
>>557766208And she still lost to Taiki, her gold descent skill wasn't that impactful.
>>55776393169% win rate, not bad
Is Gold Ship really an insult in Japan?
>>557766428Yea!
>>557765047Rudolf is still better. This is Rudolf dominator evolve.
Goddamn I never thought losing a stupid CM would make me seethe this hard. I know I could have tried harder than I have but I got so fucked from rng this time around I wonder if I even tried twice, or thrice as hard if I'd ever make a good team. I saved up for the stupid cards I got them all but in the end they hardly helped, kita, biko and all the stuff I need was all borrows anyway and we can only borrow one at a time. absymal fucking speed summer one over and over no sprint sparks no turf sparks no nothing, now no gold star. I deleted half my post because I just cant stop. Argh. So anyway how are you guys doing?
I love sticking my fingers up my arse and then sniffing. I like Teio btw
To choose which URA Finale distance you get do you have to WIN more races of your chosen distance or just RUN in them?
>>557766579so what happens when we don't get evo skills on anni?
>>557766595Prove it.
>>557766284Quite frankly you should've done both, starting with the simple, or a basic explanation why things are the way they are. Going into the nitty gritty and nothing else is a bit silly.>>5577663421. Install a script loader: I use this one personally https://www.tampermonkey.net/2. Click the funny install button, scrolling down this pagehttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player3. Reload 4chin4. Click the funny "Sound" button in the top right5. ???The "4chanX" or "4chanXT" script might be needed as well, I have zero clue as I haven't touched 4chan without either in a decade.The sound player has a very nifty tool to make [sound] file creation super easy as well!
>>557766603Just run in them
>>557766660You don't see this for a while.
>>557763931Less than 50% for sure, I remade and deleted so many aces I can't get an exact number
>>557766595I remember when this post was made but it was a King Halo character assasination back then
>>557766579Hmm... nyoI like Flash better
>>557766583It's ok because IT'S NOT OK YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER LOSER LOSER GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED RAPE DOTO POSTERS FUCKING LOSERS OF THE THREAD it's just a bad cm
>Dober
>>557766884wtf I thought Taiki posters were Doto allies
>he didn't train a Pasa for a easy ticket to A finalsSucks to be you, "oshitoreina"
>>557766595a real teiobro would never say this the "i like teio" part i mean
>>557765409>404what the fuck
>>557766884Ok I'll just go cry in a ditch somewhere until i die, thank you Taiki... then why does it look so easy for everyone else except me I just cannt stop, man
>Guts Ikuno and Wits Yeppers get a rerun bannerBut why
>>557767027Doto's only allies were Nazi Germany.>>557765409>404HUH!? I swear, Catbox is slowly falling apart at the seams.
>>557766575Yea!
>>557767175Both are good WHALE cards I SAID WHALE DON'T ROLL FOR THEM.
>>557767175NSM, feet.
>>557766701Damn...where is sound button supposed to be again?
STOP POSTING FATTIES WITH FAT TITS AND START POSTING BEAUTIFUL UMAS WITH MODEST SMALL CHESTS INSTEAD
>>557765736literally the opposite. if there was a gold uphill skill it would be required.
>>557767323I'll think about it
>>557767175erm yeppers and feetwhat more do you need
>>557766093>sleepypostingmy deep operative programming is being retriggered after all these years. time for a nap.
The El Condor Pasa Passes you.
>>557766208>>557766513I can confirm. I churned out a mediocre Taiki during that CM and still ended winning comfortably.
>>557766102you will be running a bunch of guts cards during MANT
>>557767285Top right. What I will say is that the sounds button started being a buggy bitch in my Vivaldi (chromium) browser some weeks back. Sometimes a simple F5/Ctrl+r fixes it, sometimes a browser restart is needed.If that doesn't help, something else is probably off.Note: If you have 4chanX(T) installed, if will show up in the top right, as seen in pic related.If you're using vanilla 4chin(fucking cringe), it shows up at the top right of the webpage, so scroll the fuck up nigga.
>>557767149Sweet dreams Doto I fucking struggled too and I only got lucky to get into A finals once because i went 1-4 every time. I feel your pain Dotobro WE'RE BOTH FUCKING LOSERS
>>557766513she was the only pace not named taiki capable of competing, but the downhill on hanshin is way too long, making it way too random. DD is at its best in the kyoto medium races, like shuka sho and QE2, where DD users like finemo can even compete with coguri.
>>557767516vf told me guts decks are meme
>>557767149calm the fuck down, there are worse things to worry about than a stupid gamesprint cms are just overall bullshit, i got fucked too but it's not the end of the world, you just gotta go again and try harder next time
>yeppersShe has a name you know.
Super Creek's VA did 3 ASMRs portraying motherly characters pampering you.
>>557767418Continue posting that beautiful uma and her fat tits
>>557767602>She has a name you know.Neppers? :D>>557767649Okay.
Why does Nishino Flower have like 4 cards but isn't playable?
>>557767570>picwhat the fuck is she doing?
>>557763931I'd be satisfied if it was Bakushin. I'd be thrilled if it was Fuji. I am ecstatic because it was my Empress who won us the entry to the finals.I fucking love Air Groove. If I ever get to win this shit I'm gonna lick her back. For now, running in A finals is enough for me.https://litter.catbox.moe/ra261i0x6oeaei8m.mp4
I just had the most relaxing shower ever, time to login into Uma and do some parent runs for dirt chanmi
>>557767602Yuckyno Bitchin...
>>557766102her gimmick is that she has 0 speciality priority and higher training effectiveness on non-guts training so she's more like an anti-guts card
>break my ass making sprint aces>barely claw my way to Group B and qualify for Finals with 1win results>"I'll just use auto-select for my last ticket as a joke">pulls in two high-rank umas I definitely didn't make for Capra>go 5/5I know the matchmaking always eases up in the last hours, but fuck. The harder I try, the worse it goes.
>>557767649I listened to the bottom two but I'm surprised nobody uploaded the mimicle one anywhere.
>>557766030This card replaces Falco as the groundwork bot at 0LB, becomes unity-good at 1LB and MANT good at MLB btw.Whales need to roll for this one.
>>557767602Yueppers Beppers?
>>557767740>>557767772Stop being lewd NTR, anon.
>>557766583i feel you. CMs in this game are weirdly emotional. i won last CM with my oshi and was floating for days, conversely the ones I lose ruin my whole week.take some solace that sprint CM just sucks. next one will be more fun.
Stop crying you pussies
>>557767859>picwhat the fuck is he doing?
Impregnate yeppers
>>557767581his latest video is using 3 guts cards, tf u mean
>>557767932loafing around
>>557767845>mlbing a parent cardLmao
>>557766583>>557766884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UATAbsML6tE
>>557767932Hons silly creatu pls undsta
>>557767845I will be rolling on this regardless of whale status this is a good card
>>557767925my pussy is crying right now
>>557767845Falco still gives better skills
>>557763931>>557767747 (me)Oh, right, my winrate's 54.2%.
>>557768035
>>557767925my pp is crying tho
>>557767589>>557767867Yeah but I just wanted to win this one cause it was my month and maybe gold star later!! I understand its irrational and you're right I even have worse things to worry about myself. Its ok though I'll shut up now hope the rest of you guys wins your finals im truly rooting for you dudes ggz
>>557767845eh not reallyretards are really making excuses even using a dogshit card just to not farm groundwork sparks
Horses smell bad
>>557767649
i think most of those who were fucked and only got to b finals got fucked only because they used their tickets at the worst time time (me included)if only you (we) didn't rush and instead waited for all the whales to do their stuff you (we) would have been there too
>>557763931Thank you Akebono for getting us into A Finals. Bakushin did the heavy lifting and Curren sniped the close calls, but Bono clutched the last match on ticket 3 for us in the first hour of Day 2.
>>557768306Something you have in common!
>>557768287yeah i'm pretty salty that i probably won't win my actual star sign CM but, shikata ga nai.
>>557768580ah yes, the wall of sluts
>>557768580those are someone's sons
>>557768580haha imagine running up and stealing their shoes haha straight to the trophy case am i right fellow trainers!!
>>557768430Nah, I smell worse
>>557768306sometimes I think about how the aftermath of a historical battlefield was probably the worst combination of smells physically possible>blood, rotting flesh (of people and animals), animal manure, etc. all in one place
>>557768678 >>557768660>those are someone's sons
>>557768580Teio!?
>>557767932these grates are used on roads to prevent cattle from walking over them. they're scared to walk over the grate because of the gaps, but vehicles can still drive over them and people can still walk over them. this horse decided to walk over it anyways and fell inside.
>>557768580You know Dia is such a nice respectful lady the way she hides her kneepits despite wearing stockings. The others are pure fucking sluts
>>557758679bro, why are you borrowing Riko for a front/sprint suzuka? Borrow Biko or Bakushin instead.when you get a mood down without Riko, just race and hope you get a mood up.
>get slow metabolism>back to back support cards on speed>decided to finally cure it>no cards on speedI swear there's a code inside the game that purposely does this
>>557768549Hey there’s always next Capricorn cup! I’m sure that one will go very differen-…oh.
>>557768784War, War is hell... when it's real.>>557768852>just race and hope you get a mood up.Huh... thanks for the tip!
>>557768580would it be weird if I just pulled out my cock and started raping one of them in the ass? i feel like the japanese public is into that and they wouldn't stop me
>>557768549nigga my star cm is pisces im gonna enjoy losing that shit so much
>>557766060DELETE THIS
Been letting out some really vile farts
>>557768287>>557768549>Feel a knife at my throat for absolutely collapsing in the Cup matching my astrological sign>Close to worst qualifying round performance before or since, but my worst cups could be excused because i was still just learning the game>Bad strategic decision after bad strategic decision across all my aces for different reasons>Somehow this happens in the end
>>557769008>Potentially gets the chance to rape a (hopefully) cute girl in cosplay>First thought he has is fucking their assholeTighter and all that I get it, but holy hell some of you fags are gay as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck lmao.
>>557768580Kita and Daiwa are ready for it.
>>557767602Yukino Biden
>>557769161>cute girlI lost interest
new witgod video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10KMl8UZbg
>>557769161He's just going for the one hole that'll surely be there
>>557768638The legend... If you had only one choice, which one would you stick it into?>>557768660Even better!
>>557769318 >>557769407Again, some of you guys are so fucking gay lmao.
>>557768580I can see Teio's pantsu...
>>557769374buy an ad
>>557769391Problem? It's 2026 anon, nobody cares if you're a fag
Did terrorists suicide bomb CyGames headquarters? Is this revenge for the Saudi Cup??
>>557769151AND with fuku. well done anon.
>>557769245BIJINBLAST
>>557769161Bro, those are NOT girls you sweet summer child...
>>557768701Raping FineMo and FineMoposters
>>557769537>that filename>that postnyoooooooooticing
>>557769461Cheva. Oh wait, (s)he isn't there. Prolly Kita or SEGAAAAAAAAA.>557769537>CurrenLike replying to an Oguri post.
YAY SOUNDS ARE UPDo i get them if i download the file?
>>557769008>>557769161yeah it would be weird. Just be normal and get in there and start sniffing like the rest of us would.
"Wait Trainer! Y-You can't rape me! You should be raping Teio haha she is probably alot tighter than me..."
Did Steam client break again, or is it down for everyone?
>>557769794Game is at EOS
>>557766996PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD I WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING IF YOU SEND ME WONDER ACUTE RIGHT NOW TO SUPPORT ME IN LIFE I WILL STOP SAYING NIGGER I'LL HELP OLD PEOPLE MORE THAN I HAVE NOW I'LL GIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE $1 I WILL BECOME A MUCH BETTER PERSON JUST PLEASE I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS ALREADY
>>557769374>witgodthat doesn't look like a witgod video title to me...
>>557769782OISU!>>557769794>Did a Maintenance start again?Yes, you mongo.>>557769743Only good reply related to that image.
>>557769782>nature namedrops Teio as trainer cums inside her
>>557769794It's Tuesday
>>557756779Sorry danchode I think its so fucking over. Im going to play other games today
>>557769901No you won’t.
Are any of the story light cones worth raising? I've only done the McQueen story and never quite got to doing Rice and Ticket and the rest. Should I catch up?
>>557769901>I'LL HELP OLD PEOPLE MORE THAN I HAVE NOWLeast gay waifufag.
>>557770018shut it nigger
>>557769981Get back in here and give me a blowjob- I mean, give me some fans!
So has the game finally reached eos? What about my paid carrats
>>557770085light cone?
>>557770085Translation: they mean the story support cardsJoin a club, you need to buy the other copies with club pointsBrian is good
>>557769794It's doing its weekly Sweepy check
>>557770239>What about my paid carratsごちそうさまでした
>>557770239cygames will send you a compensation gift card for 7/11 in the mail
>>557770367Sweepy uses the android version thoughbeit
>>557768580NOOO, MY WIFE IS IN THERE!
>>557770147Please..I need more Wonder Acute sound posts. They are my happiness. Without her, I am like a ship without a sail
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>恭喜发财 https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/8910f7a5fea59a6f39d8512c4cc76f75c86ce628>Wishing you prosperity!>马年行大运 https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/0e697485485edb129d8263fda337232f31844f05>May the Year of the Horse bring you great fortune!
Yes, Waiter. I'd like some unprompted sloptuber links.
>>557770629sir we gamblin ere
>>557770629CM is over, lemme take a break>>557770650>>May the Year of the Horse bring you great fortune!Where's the symbol for horse in there
>>557770629the tosher is playing the game for me
>>557770590Wouldn't "a shit without it's captain" be a better metaphor?>>557770708Look at her gooooooooooo
>>557770735The very first one. It's simplified chinese.
>>557770735CM is NEVER over
>>557770629I used up my tp
>>557770650>kong hei fat choi>all my runs are slow metabolismI KNEW IT
is it possible to get S rank Aoharu umers
>>557770839>>557770708>>557770590>>557770147Another whore added to the "hard skip" list. Thanks for saving my future self some carats.
>>557770952good bait
>>557770839>557770952[-]>>557770861what a grotesque image. those fucking eyes and the mouth
>>557769901>NOW I'LL GIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE $1At least youre fucking honest instead of all those grifters banking money making fake publicity stunts.
>>557766285What the heck, Chiyo, don't call them that.Someone could mishear you
Well this is weird
>>557769151Lucky comes true!
>>557771204>He didn't apply the SOURCE.Skill issue.
>>557770629but i am playing the game on my phone while i post.
>>557766285>Seiun calls you a tranny>now Chiyono does too
soon
>>557770848I see... if you squint your eyes, it kinda looks like it
>>557771347What's Mambo doing there
>>557767602Snow's Beauty
>>557768580I'm so fucking hard right now
>>557768580Personally, I would fuck the Dia one. Wearing stockings is god tier taste and feels good.
>>557769374So he said the FM/Maru rerun is a scam, good he didn't gaslight everyone like witchud
>>557771347>Forever is just another Gold City alt
>>557771447who?
>>557771402>>557770650no it looks like this
>>557769374>chariot>bermuda>three musketeersNew vfgroid term just dropped
>>557770629Too busy masturbating to Chrono Genesis. I'll play the game when I'm done.
>>557771283Yeah...probably....do i need to install both the extension and import it in tampermonkey?
>>557771347I wonder just how broken Forever Young will be. Surely they wont release her as a balanced honse
Teio!
>>557769318same
>>557771504She also has the widest hips. She’ll bring a child to term way more easily than the others.
> No URA finaleDang. Still probably one of my best parents I guess.
>>557771720we will know in a year and 4 days
3RD PLACE B RANK FINALSOPEN LEAGUERLOSER TRAINER
>>557771740Should have had bigger tits
>>557769374How much money did everyone get in their hongbao?
>>557771720>if passing from the inside at the final corner and later, and being pressured while in front of the pack>increase acceleration by 0.25>increase current speed by 0.45>increase target speed by 0.25>if losing by more than 5L length >teleport to the front
>>557771447That’s Ebayan’s (NPC) dad
>>5577717054chanXT is a more feature rich version of X, however XT isn't being developed anymore, meaning you need to apply a custom fix to the script for captcha to function.X should just work out of the gate, it just has less feature and it comes down to you if you need those to begin with.Easy solution: Just install X, don't use both at once obviously.DO NOT use some gay ass browser addon version of 4chanX, use the damn script, might as well if you have tampermonkey installed.
>>557772004Not enough for pity
https://jiggie.fun/1aXzG9https://jiggie.fun/1aXzG9
I want Grass Wonder to violently finger my ass
>>557766285>creek calls you trainy-wainy>now chiyo does toowtf phobic cygames??
WRONG SPARKS WE NEED DIRT AIIIIEEEEE
>>557772383i have sparks but..
POV: Curren introduces you to her new bf (she brings a new one every week)
>>557772558
>>557772372I want to run Falco for next CM, but I don’t want to be a metafag
>>557772603Curren is not that big AND she's not cheating whore. Delete this.
>>557772590My condolences. Have you tried bringing her on scrims though? I feel like she could win although not consistent.
>>557772603Falco's pov>>557772656She's not cheating, just a whore
>>557771720Frontrunners will finally have a decent speed card on 5th Anni
Symboli Kris S is so lucky...
>>557772590Are you running 2 power? Haru has 20% scaling, so you can go down a power card and up a speed card.
Fuck horses
>>557772558>>557772636cuuuuuuuuuuuuute>dog hanging on a cranebut why
>>557772603Trainer's pov
>>557772004For whatever reason I thought japanese companies would shit themselves if people started making videos using their characters as vtumor avatars, but I guess bouncing pngs aren't enough
>>557772590>>557772892Or up a wit card. Wit card would be better.
>>557773025they might also just don't know about it
>>557772558the rich umas act with such impunity that not even Tracen security tries to stop them anymore
>>557772892still have free SSR ticket, crystal and 19 crystal shardsnormally would use riko but found her gold skill interesting (didn't get it though)
>>557772878Cute
>>557773112
The draughts the chriugeons gave me for this aether illness are filling my head with thoughts of fucking my friend's brains out and filling her with my hot sperm until I've settled down...
>>557773007Sway lisa Varsige...Anything but that!
I drew a quick Grass sketch since its her birthday.
>>557773457sir this is an uMacDonalds
>>557773459Nice Grassu anon
>>557772652Run her as a solo front
>>557773457Are you lost?
>>557773290>shakurI see. Shakur isn’t a real wit card. She has no Prio.You should borrow an MLB Vega if you’re borrowing her.You should farm a parent with spurt sparks first so you can drop Shakur for a better Wit card.
>>557773598my dick is confused
>>557773553You can't just add Uma at the start of every word
>>557773112>>557773285
Why doesn't cygames just match up the holiday events? You have like 3 years worth of events for filler, stop releasing shit out of season.
How much stamina for Aquarius?
>>557773917hmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
Well, everything works now, thanks fellas.No,im not the one posting random videos.
>>557773917>accelerated banners and CMs but no accelerated event rewards
>>557773290Someone can feel free to disagree with me if I’m wrong, but you should probably spend your voucher to 3LB Kitasan.
is this really what a MANT deck looks like?
>>557773459well done anon. i respect anyone who creates out of love for their oshi. respectfully i want to sniff grass wonder's thighs and butt.
>>557774109
>>557774109No. Where’s your speed?
>>557773917>changing the order shit is releasedI don't think removing your main advantage against powercreep (foresight) is a good thing
>>557774164my traitorous wife and my sexy bro
>>557773457>chriugeons"chirurgeons" is the spelling
>>557774206>Nishino SRWhen will you learn?
>>557774392?
>>557763931They dropped the ball yesterday going 5/20, but man, day 1 of round 2 where I went 11/20 and Ms. Hayahide gave me a 4-win ticket technically 3 but Bakushin stole a win from her is something I won't forget for a while. Still gets her 12 wins total, and yesterday still made my low winrate even lower, but staying above 50% is still better and more surprising than when I had 45% during Scorpio. Proud of my IQ team, may Shiraoki-sama bless them in the finals.
>>557773459I like your drawing, Anon.
>>557774502kawakami princess head looks even bigger
>new support cards i'll never get because i don't want to spend anymoreowari da...
Where is everyone this is so boring
Teio!!!
Then close the thread and go do something else
>>557774791Pre-CM result dread
>>557774734That's her kissable forehead putting in work.
>>557773987600
>>557774791Cyberstan. Send reinforcements.
>>557774828Teio if she was cute, sexy and a good character hahaha gottem
>>557774901
>>557774791Recovering from transient addiction and returning to normal health after having gotten bored of this very charming but extremely repetitive game
>>557774995>recovering from transient addictionto gacha or something else?
mmmmmmmmmyeah, I am thinking comfy
>>557774992Not a gaslight. Needed for speed boost.https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-dirt
>>557775159JP in a nutshell
>>557775221why did the rest of the mejiros allow for palmer to get corrupted by the gyaru skanks?
Reminder that aside from the 5th Anni, there will also be races this weekend, including February Stakes
>>557756779>Run all G1 med and long>See thisBotting when?
>>557775492every family needs its (sexy) rebel
>>557770590Did that soundpost die or is my ISP angry at Catbox?
>>557775492Without Helios she would've become a second Ryan>gyaru skankGood read
Do NOT register right now, or Urara will take your platinum title.
>>557775580I ahve no idea, some soundposts just aren't playing for me
>>557775842Catbox having a huge fit it seems, files keep vanishing or fail to upload properly too. Things have been odd for a while, only getting worse from the looks.
>>557775756My brother from another mother.
>>557774206Would this work?I have 2 slots to spare and only need 5 more RB
>>557775927Yeah
slurp paama cunt
>>557775580Maybe catbox tweaked the expiry date of their files because a bunch of my soundposts suddenly started getting 404
>>557775842>>557775909It's weird. I have stinkers from /vt/ that I'm 100% sure never got posted much and they're all still alive.
>parent training>mentally afk>end up with 1200 speedEVERY TIME. god damnit ive finished so many runs with like 450 stamina and guts because of this...
>>557775547>No TakeThis is going to be a very cursed race, just like the Japan Cup
>pick energy option like always>+0 energy
>>557775547Let's gooo W Heart Bond
>>557775756I'd be fine with that. As long as Oguri Crap doesn't win whatever happens happens.
>>557760134this one sucks so bad, whoever made it clearly did to defend themselves rather than with pure hatred like the original meme>"harassing other's who don't like the same things and imposing their mischaracterization"lmfaoooooooo 0 self awareness
You really posted that!?
>>557775580I cant even access litter sometimes, needs a new alternative
>>557775927Yis.
>>557766513Rude.
>>557776008Generally speaking, things don't get deleted, except if the upload deleted it or something else fucky happened. So when "known to work" [sound]s break, it's 100% something on catbox backbone that we can do jack about, the message on the site says as much. My uploads have become mega corrupted at random since feb as well, things are odd.
>>557776107<3 Royce, glad she's a pace chaser 3* alt when
>>557760134TRVKE
>>557760134i have no knowledge of the uma fandom. are there really shipping wars between people who insult each other and make homophobic memes of suzuka being a cock addicted tradwife?
We’re locked in. Whatever happens, that’s the way the carrot crunches.
>>557776389you can still change it
>>557776364Uhhhhh SPOOOOLERS much?!?!?! My future experience is now ROOOOINED thanks to yer SPOOOOLERING!!!!!
No Browns Allowed, like Fourchan Racist suggested
i wish the finals were just today... this whole matchmaking final round theater is so fake i know its just to build hype... JUST LET ME LOSE AND GET MY PARTICIPATION CARETS ALREADY
>>557776364Thanks for the spoiler, fuck face! Now I need to roll for Helios!
>>557776309Great soundpost. Got a kek out of me.Really old files that don't get accessed in x or y amount of time do get deleted sometimes, but that used to be sporadic. Wonder Acute Peace Peace is new as hell. Maybe they lost a drive or a server or something.
>>557776532>onii-chan abandoned currennyo...
>>557776481Might try to make a slightly better Hishi
>>557765886Thanks for the explanation, anon. Was able to get the audio no problem following that method, then combined it with the webm in OpenShot so it plays on my PC. Now I can play every time I get mad at Mayacchi, which is pretty often. learning new things is fun, thanks
>>557776550You have 10 hours to change that from "participation" to "winner"
>>557776532this is where the teioposter lives. house not abandoned he was just hiding.
>>557776532
>>557776627
>>557765369dozo newcutiehttps://files.catbox.moe/ijg2ij.mp4
>>557776726AIIEEEE I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
>>557775842Brat
>>557776713My figs sometimes get that dirty. I need to clean up soon.
>>557776726They need a third choccy uma so in the future I can run a full choco CM team
Don't queue for finals.
>>557776812>my figs get dirtyuh oh.........I don't detect any hotglueing, do I?
>>557776726Hishiama love
>>557776969Did you see the post I'm replying to? They are covered in dust you sick fuck.Though I'm surprised I haven't hot glued any yet, don't plan to either.
>>557776812You know what to do
>>557777031
>>557776614[sound]s from the early days were something else, plenty of creativity here n there. Goes to show that /v/ still had SOME soul in 2020.
Give me an uma to mutate for Aquarius CM.
>>557777247Taishin
>>5577772477 and you bring the orang schizo
>>557777247Shichi.
>>557777247
>>557769374You guys made me drop $100 on summer flopuzensky only to be phased out after 1 CM, I'm not falling for it again, evolved skills have already been mentioned in patch notes and are coming next month
>>557777247Dirt Wonder
>>557777247Mayano Top Gun
>>557777062>They are covered in dust you sick fuck.man you might want to get yourself checked out theni mean unless you're 120 years old, which would just be normal
>>557777247daiwa
>>557777247Suzuka!
>>557777247Meisho Doto desuuuu
>>557769374buy the ads
>>557774734
>>557777619me irl
>>5577776191 letter does not count as mutating.
>>557771658it's bad enough this place says terms like "mutate" and other vfcord isms now. People will be saying "rod" before too long.
>>557777094I don't like this Dia-chan...
>>557777384>evolved skills have already been mentioned in patch notes and are coming next monthWhy would that matter for Valentine Bourbon?
>>557777684is mutate a vf term??
What should I eat? I'm a Teiobro btw.
>>557777713reminds me a nee-san JAV I once saw...downright unsettling
>>557777794No, they took it from us.
>>5577778254000 calories
Is there a list of recommended uniques for end closers next CM?
>>557777825>granola and yogurt>milk and wheyYour pick
>>557777895redshift and iron as usual
>>557777524When you try to kiss the forehead without consent.
>>557777895End closers are the only ones who can delay MPB.
>>557777895The same one as always when there's a corner: Pump Some Iron
>>557777524
>>557777825Chocobacon
>>557777825a slug sandwich
>>557777684gonna call it jogress from now on
>>557777247Any uma that has G dirt. I'm mutating my wife nature right now too.
>>557777959
*tanks your run*
>>557777794yes mutant is from vf
>>557778309its a good trade
>>557778382>>557777836it's over. how can we stop vfgods from stealing more and more of our words? eventually we'll run out and be unable to speak at all...
>>557777794Yes, generic English term is invented by a youtuber.
>>557778309my senior year migraines take care of that just fine on their own
>>557778382It can't be, I'm the one who pushed the term spamming it you can't take it from here you singapoorean vfbrowns
>>557777794It comes from the latin word mutare
>>557777684Mutate predates VF. For example, here it is being used in an old comment https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/444957431/#445145313
>>557778519Just not care? Kids copy their parents all the time.
>>557777684>it's bad enough this place says terms like "mutate"Well forgive me but how the fuck would I even know it's from there? I started using it when everyone was using it thinking this general invented the term. Jesus fucking Christ this VF mentioning is starting to piss me off.
>>557775420quirk chungus horse is so cute
>>557778694What uma is for Romansand dont say Byzantine Dream
>>557777684i was calling it rod before sei even came out
>>557778758It's not from there see >>557778708The VF cord is filled with retards that say "witgod" refers to their brown streamer, just tell them to buy an ad and don't engage.
So now that mutant is confirmed VF term what should we call modifying your uma's aptitudes?
>>557778813im an uma trucel and i love spicaman because hes literally me
Who gives a shit about that irrelevant troon, say what you want to sayType shit
>>557778813Remember Liberty Island
>>557778954shit
>>557778954Sex with this cat
Can anyone share their digitan bvild for dirt? I tried running my usual late mile build but she has a schizo growth rate its not working
>>557777684Kill yourself nigger we used it first
>>557778758Unironic browns plague this place please understand. These people have discord + 4chan open and juggle their posts by copy pasting.
>>557778813I'm a yurifag and think spicaman is based.And Mayano is fucking her male trainer.And have never read C.S Lewis. No brit has ever made anything artistic worth of merit for me to care.
>>557778913It has to be something specifically for us that vfspies can't steal. Ok I'm using all of my neurons for this... so the word "transform" is like mutate. We can call it "chan"sforming because this is 4chan. Ex:>hey bwo i chansformed this gold ship into a dirt ace>anyone else tired of chansforming i never get the fucking sparks i wantetc.
>>557778954
>>557778708>he didn't acknowledge itWas the other anon arguing in bad faith????>>557779126>It has to be something specifically for us that vfspies can't steal.Breeding, like in pokemon but with haha nakadashi implied. Wait, that's still just like pokemon.
>>557779126Chansforming!
>>557777984There's barely a corner to pump on. Won't straight spurt be good enough?
>>557778913It has to be completely unusable in a big discord. Something like "trannifying" because you're trying to make an uma something that she's not
Will you be running 3 musketeers, bermuda or chariot?
>>557778954>say what you want to sayI'm going to masturbate.
I'll be breeding Mayano 5 times a day until next CM
>>557779184
>>557779265the 4chan umas...
>>557779290I am not trannying my umas bro
>>557779363This but Oguri for that mile spark and 2* blue spark
>>557779290The only one trannifying is VF, since he stated HRT therapy will begin soon, you should do the same.
>>557779259Of course they were arguing in bad faith. Thats what VF cronies do.>>557779027I am broke, so ignore the level 44. Can be replaced with Hishiama. Borrow Fuku.
>>557779341Chiyo was never the same after Senior year
>>557779298I don't know what those words mean.I'm running Shichi, Taiki, and either Pasa or SMaru if I can find a way to hit statlines and still make groundwork happen somehow. This 7* dirt requirement is ass, I don't have time to run 50 Pasa careers so I can get a 2* stam 2* dirt spark (I don't have Seiun Sky so borrowing her is non-negotiable). Fukkin' hell.....I NEED SEIUN SKY I NEED SEIUN SKY I NEED SEIUN SKY GRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIII
>>557779290this is literally a psyop wtf im not going to start saying im trannifying my umas
>>557779520erm i do nyot have nature whats the borrow and parent sparks
>>557777684You now realize that this faggot is actually a VFtroon falseflagger and is trying to get people to stop using words we created
>>557779285Key to winning is consistency, you can't control failed wit checks so having multiple sources of accel is better overall. I always take pump on my end closers if the track allows for it
>>557778813I'm not sure why anyone would hate Spicachad. He was one of the best parts of the anime.I also don't understand why people want him to fuck his trainees, though. He treats all of them like his own kids.Unrelated image btw.
Mr. C.B. can do WHAT?
>>557779559I sparked Seiun in the all uma banner, why didn't you?
>The reason VFcord started using "mutate" is because /uma/ regularly talks in the cord and others picked it up
>>557779596Borrowing Fuku. Can be replaced with like, King or something. Sparks are as many Stam as you can get, with as many Mile and Dirt as you can get.
>>557779647They unironically hate him because of the whole leg touching thing and they think he's a predator for it
I have a sinking feeling about finals
>>557779658she can touch my umapyoi with her feet
>>557779298personally I'm running the Napoleonic comp but I'm considering a backup Vic Viper setup if the training falls through
>>557777684>you can't use [common word] because my nigger eceleb started using it (i totally hate them, fellow 4channers, but i know each and every lingo they use)
>>557779706quite literally every term that sloptubers use is borrowed from /uma/ because their discords all sit in the thread shilling all day
>>557779647I agree with most of your post
>>557779658She is very flexible.
>>557779830>because their discords all sit in the thread shilling all dayIt's the opposite. /uma/ regularly uses discord
>>557779870HELP BROSTHE PROPAGANDAIT'S WORKING
>>557779738so they hate him cause they are not him doing the touching?
>>557776726Hishi Futazon....
>>557779686I only had the carats to spark once, and had to go for the oshi.
>>557779738I hated that part too because I know it's just some forced cliche that I keep seeing on every anime and manga.But because he is a predator? The fuck?
>>557779870Stop posting propaganda
>>557778750MYSTERY UMAS
>>557779912discord is shunned, no /uma/ club uses discord but you and the other browns who come here to shill discord sloptubers
post your finals face
>>557779984dude all i needed to see was her in eishin's career to fall for her. her own ingame propaganda worked
>>557779658You can do this
>>557780135
>>557779850Suzuka wouldn't act like this.
>>557779984You MUST resist it, or all of /uma/ will be sparking on her banner
>>557778954>>557779341I came 10 minutes ago!>>557780207Insanely based CB post>>557779870Insanely HOT CB post!
>>557778750those hips could easily give birth to 11 children
>>557779290Why are you so jewish?
>>557778813>cs lewisI don't get itAll women inside the closet are witches?
>roll for CB>cant use the only good end closer card in 2 years
>>557780135I'm thinking third place.
>>557780135Pasa is going to win.
>>557780432Bro, your MLB Air Shakur?
>>557780135Whatever happens happens.
>>557780243All accoeding to keikaku(keikaku means plan)
>>557780505Without looking it up, name Wit Air Shakur’s gold skill.
>check CB on gametora>she's just Taishin but good and also HOT
>>557780629Unyielding
>>557780127>no /uma/ club uses discord
>>557780629Calm and Collected
>>557778813>CS Lewiswhat? Is anon high or something?
>>557780679Ok when you put it like that I HAVE to pull for mister cock and balls
>>557780728>NTR avatarfag is a discordfag who links to the VF website and is also one of the "JP spammers"Of course, I knew it but proof is better.
>>557780728remember the anon making images showing all the club banners, names and rank? hasn't shown up since a while, has we know? used to be a thing that having a discord INSTANTLY disqualifies you from being a /vg/ club
>>557780679if by that you mean she's hotter than taishin that's every uma except ryan
>>557780692You’re not supposed to get it right
>>557780728B-but they said they deleted it...
>>557780603MOMMY
>>557780864Can't wait to roll for Windy
>>557780864uoh 88 hips
>>557780861>this random discord user? MUST BE the local avatarfag AND the JP spammer AND the vf tranny AND AND AND
>>557780870there's barely any recruiting anymore so the chart is kinda pointless niggas took two whole weeks to find one guy
sweat lickin'
>>557780870No, it was for recruiting from discord, not for having an internal one
>>557781073peroperopero
Anyone have a good race schedule for Ulala?
>>557781028Sucks to be me for being a nooooticer.
>>557780912
>>557780728If I had a club discord and a nigger linked uma.guide, that brownoid is getting kicked no matter what his fan count is
>>557780629Killer Tunes
>>557780971same
I don't respect your Evil Nature.
>>557781141ya didnt notice shit sherlock
super creek should breastfeed tamamo and it should be fully animated by cygames in house animation studio
I have spies in all /uma/ clubs. One day the reckoning will come.
>>557781354>>557781354>>557781354>>557781354
>>557780679wdy mean ALSO??
>>557757882You want to fuck oji-sans gold shitty
>>557781373Spill the beans on autis/uma/
>>557780135I trust and believe on my honses to unlock their Nakayama Festa potential to go gambling
>>557781373I have a secret vibe check that no one in the club knows about except me. I have notes on every single one of youOne day it will happen and you will be kicked for failing it
>>557780728>everything greyed outAt least this shows that you're actively participating in the server while rating out on them. God I'm glad my club doesn't have a rat
>>557780424>>557780746
>>557782373Those who take advice from fatties are fools.
>>557779850Suzuka would say this
honestly winning a race should protect you from getting a mood down on the next turn its kind of annoying to come out of a race victorious just for the game to shit on you
>>557778954I exclusively love big fat tits and I love it when other dacchi love them with me
