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Biwa love!
I need the Royce scream in my life can somebody please post it
Where's my dirt spark.... Or even mile...
DONG DONG QIANG GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S THE YEAR OF THE H O R S E and you know what that means, you qipao SLUTSIt’s time to mount your TOREENA with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges and ride on the THICCEST HONGBAOS Get your secret love notes ready for your 训练员’s STALLION 红包能量 and text your closest COCKcubines to come visit TracenDon’t forget to ride your trainees and sip on BAKKWA juices to summon MARVELOUS CARAT BLESSINGSSend this to 888 of your MOST BAKUSHIN CM-WINNING SLUTS and manifest a SEDUCTIVE UMA PYOI this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 8 replies, your 大肉干 will taste like hay If you get 88 your 年年有 yellow gate becomes 年年有 rainbow gate If you get 888 back, your flat Chinese ass will be neighing HUAT AH all year!!
Guide for Dirt CM
Hope you enjoy the scenario after Trackblazer, Grand Concert https://vgmdb.net/album/135392
>>557798948When did she lose weight?
>>557799026Buy an ad.
>>557799162uma.guide is /uma/ approved though
>>557799207can't wait for you to turn into a statistic bro
>>557799207See >>557799162
>>557799026yeah I'm thinking just some okayish oguri, pasa, and taiki acesi'm gonna have to remake when mant decides to release on finals day anyway
>>557799207I did not approve
>>557799043Grand Concert instead of Big Chungy's Bigly Shindig?
>>557799026Looks like a guide that hasn't been tested>Front XOguri is a gaslight that has not performed in rooms>End Digital is only as strong as Late Digital>Front Taiki is extremely inconsistent>I have not seen an End XOguri ever>NY Urara and Pace Taiki are extremely strongAnd this is just for A and S-tiert. room regular
>>557799162he doesn't need to, it's already included in the OPno one reads the OP, apparently.........
>>557798267>Aquarius BiwaFunny you mention that because I actually have one built, though with how the meta for Aquarius is shaking out I don't think I'm going to do very well at all. Too many fronts for Presents for X to go off with any reliability at all and a lack of Mummy due to aptitude problems hurts. I'm also extremely terrible at building fronts myself, and Cancer Cup happens to be the one CM where I didn't make it to A finals and Aquarius is an even worse version of that.I may or may not be building her sister as well
>>557799392He is confused, uma.guide is Uma & Co. approved as the club source of information but Uma & Co. is no longer an /uma/ approved club.
>>557799443How many Front Christmas Oguris have you seen in rooms
>>557799026i'm cooked
>>557799497I did not approve.
>>557799546Greens don't count for the threshold nor skills' wit check
>>557799530Quite a number, I've been doing around 10 rooms a day for the past week or so and I see at least one daily.
>>557799546we're 9 CMs in how are you just finding out mood raises your stats above the threshold
>>557799693How are they holding? Seems like a bother and not worth it
>>557799382Bobo is so cute, brehs...
i like how the korean uma guides on naver are written as histories of a primitive era. they steer me well
>>557799693I haven't seen any other than mine (she jobs all the time)
>>557799026these theorysloppers are wildly fucking overestimating end closers. they are worse versions of late surgers on this track. spurt isn't that good when any other acceleration is an option.
>>557799770She very much is.
>>557799770Correct.
>>557799975Bobo love!
>>555811274here you go
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>557799026front taiki is such a bullshit suggestion, almost the same as it was in scorpio. it assumes taiki will be in the third place with 3 front builds, it's incredibly inconsistent. if you dump away the midrace skills to make sure she stays so, she will be the weakest front runner, and may even get overtaken by pace taiki after the final cornerthat strategy is used along with dirt suzuka, but it is still a waste of time. you either in 1st place or sometimes 2nd place to reliably win, risking at 3rd position as front is too RNG on top of making yourself handicappedi got i roommatches with retards from VFcord in their name and it almost never works. front runners like falcon and el condor pasa win more and are consistent too
>>557799943you take all those accels too plus spurt no one's running an end closer with just spurt
>>557800043Bamboo cute.
unity cup is so fucking rigged
>>557800118slopno, it's all slop
>>557800040Now do her without the mask.
>want to try S. Maru in dirt CM>fronts are basically useless if you don't have at least two of them in your teamthis sucks, I hate being required to use multiple slots for the same style
>>557800160You got brocked
>>557800204There's gonna be another Front in all your lobbies anyway since Fronts are meta
>>557800204the incredibly eager el condor pasa who also want to be at the front:
>>557800178
>>557800067Isnt that good enough to possibly block a Pasa or Falco if he somehow wins the front battle with Groundwork + Maven?
>>557800160>front runner gatekept early lead stratThe aura on this Jewel build is powerful.
>>557800020designed to go clank clank clank
>>557800160Low guts
>>557799469True determination, Biwabwo, I kneel and hope she shreds up the track. I'm still trying to get Inari One to even give a hint for abilities like Forward, March! and that's just on parent runs lol. I've got a bit to go and probably have to do a safe meta pick or two before I really figure out balancing two aptitudes on my oshis. Best of luck on the sister run if you go through with that as well!
>>557800204>you need two fronts for the front mechanicsno shit, you gamble on the other two players bringing their own
>>557800237I watched the race. I didn't. Nephrite just highrolled super far ahead despite the start.>>557800326it was also a left handed track.>>557800340thanks tazuna
>>557800160>Professor>late surger cornerWtf i mean better skills bro spread em out
>>557800335
>>557800309based, love your edits rabi anon
>>557800160just one more unity slop grind bwo then we're free
>>557800067front taiki in scorpio assumed that you would be using her alongside suzuka and another front runner, with that front also inheriting sfv, and at least one of the two of them would end up in third place behind suzuka and the other. it worked well, but sfv was actually inheritable there, and suzuka was actually a good ace too. so here, you've only got the one taiki, and no suzuka holding first place for you (and if you bring suzuka's dirt up for it, you'll be worse off for all your effort). it's a vastly dumber strategy here.
>>557800412sniff
>>557799743Not good. Using moxie as an activator + taking two dead blues means you will lose the midrace harder to SMaru and Falcon. Oguri's unique without Angling only gives you 0.3 accel, which is the same as Angling + Plancha so when you take all of this into consideration she isn't significantly stronger, if at all.
>>557800326I keep telling people that Gatekept on Front is mandatory but they never believe me
Why isn't it on the jukebox yet
>>557795426just make a fresh preset. the current energy change score occupies the same weight as the old rainbows score
>>557800160you guys are getting skills mid career?
>>557800309can I request cheval grand rabi bro if no one else has already
>>557800562cuz cyjuice are GAY FAGS
>>557800472how many times are you going to post this
>>557798924Hayahide LOVE
>>557800316mile maven helps, but there's still a downhill, position keeping and spot struggle to deal with, let alone's falcon's ult. if she get to 2nd place or even 1st, her ult wont trigger anyway, a big waste. if one aim to block pasa as second front runner, then just use el condor pasa herself and load up all the mid race skills instead, plus she can win too
>>557800515It just smells like oil polish and silicon
>>557800538How come front is recommended but not late surger? Makes no sense to me
>>557800653it was the final unity race. I buy a few skills i know i'm gonna get right before that race to boost my odds a bit. A lot of good it did...
>>557800680You replied to it, now he will post 3 more pictures or videos completely unrelated to any conversation or not trying to start one.
>>557800653>"I get statlines from my cards/inherits such that I never need to buy skills mid-career and never job races"eaugghhh fuck off, nigger
MANT is coming and so will I>>557800335
Everyone's talking like MANT is coming tomorrow
Pray for my 2nd wife.
Some power tripping faggot on their blood moon sent me on vacation for a cropped lewd image that LITERALLY SHOWS NOTHING, so been away for this garbage ass CM. We all agree sprint is by far the worst distance, yeah? Lost to so many garbage umas because of PDM and RNG. I went 2/5 like 6 times. First CM (done them all) I didn't get A finals first set of R2.
>>557800702BIG LOVE
>>557800943that's how 1 cm away feels
>>557800943MANT is coming tomorrow?!
>>557800891Oh my fucking dumbass included some random anons
>>557800994Worst distance is Long.
>>557800746theorysloppers see the late race uphill and think "MOXIE UNIQUE ACTIVATION"
>>557800994Sprint was the comfiest CM so far.My aces were done in a week and I'm on road of not getting platinum because of a pace down.
>>557800994
>>557800994Maybe stop posting shitty cropped porn? I hope janny keeps banning faggots like you
>>557800658sure thing, may take a while before i get to her though
What time is reset in EST?
>>55780124710 AM
>>557800994any CM where sweats and whales suffer is a good CM
CAN SOMEONE STOP THIS FLAT MENACEHOLY FUCKING SHIT IS SHE GOING TO TERRORIZE US TILL THE END OF TIME?
>>557801292thanks
>>557801315Mmmm nyo
>>557801315You should run OG fattie on Mile and sprints.
>>557801315she's S tier except long/dirt to this day in the JP version lol
Which Bakushin?
>>557801315>Hoguri Kek>doxxing randos but not himselfdeserved tbqhwy
>>557801214all good, just as far away as she is too
Have been doing exhibition matches for Dirt cm. From what I observed, the ones that actually win are:End closers : NY Urara, DigitanLate surgers : Any with OYL that "isn't brocked"Pace : Both Oguri's and Air Groove weddingFront : PasaSmaru's unique needs moxie to activate it, 777 procs too early and she gets overtaken but lates and ends during the spurt
>>557801132normally i never use this lame insult, but unironically go back to plebbit you faggot. cropped lewds are sometimes amusing contextually like any meme. sure some are garbage pics but you ban for stupid shit like that and why even come to 4ch? kys
>>557800739is sad that some women actually do this
>>557801510>>557800658based
>>557800994I hate sprintslopLong is actually better
>>557800994Sprint is hilarious to watch and easy to train for. It is still the worst and most frustrating to endure.
>>557801532What about Taiki and pace pasa?
>>557801532what other fronts are the front pasas taking
>>557801452Where are the gold skills?
>>557801547Most are garbage, yours was probably garbage too.
My autistic brown cat...
i have to lock the fuck in holy shit
>>557801547>Boob is....le funnyEvaporate, bug
>>557801214what is the queue?
>>557800412gonna spurt
>>557801641Haven't faced any Taiki somehow. Also pace Pasa still get beat by Triumphant Pulse>>557801683Mine
>>557801532how is front pasa routinely defeating Falco?
>>557801547>the joke is porn
orange
>>557801641pace pasa are cucked by front pasa, there will always be at least another front runner so taiki is more consistent as pace
>>557801547Must be nice to have room temperature to find porn funny
>>557801315Based Suzuka bro. If you see this I hope I can emerge from the dirt Suzuka mines with one as good as yours.
Yeah, it's triple front time.
Gaze on me is such a weird MV. The song is great but like, I cannot actually imagine half the cast dancing like this even when they're actually fucking dancing it since I put them there.
>the anti-porn brigade is here againWhy are you even using the internet you heathens, it was made by a satanic homosexual. fuck off
>>557801547Why are SEAposters like this?
>>557800994Nah, Long is still the worst. With Sprints there's so much gambling acceleration available that you can run just about anything you want and win, meanwhile with Longs it mostly comes down to NSM and Spurt.
>>557802009Her unique procs too early
>>557801424Suzuka is ass and so is every front not named red Kita and painter Ace
>>557802190how old are youI consoooome lots of porn but there is a place and a time for everything, and this is not the place and is never the time for pornis the concept of a blue board so hard to understand? go jerk off then come back when your mind is clear
>>557802268>still can't make a full choco cm teamI hate the japanese
>>557802268team cotton pickers
>>557802190>every board needs to be a red boardgo suck dicks. The porn posted in /uma/ is always hideously ugly, disgusting shit, and the people who post it should kill themselves.
>>557801753was a pretty funny contextual response, yeah i laughed at my own joke. But we both know you're being a fag for the sake of being a fag and probably report ppl for dumb shit instead of raiders, or are a raider yourself. I hate painfully unfunny shit like criers, tongue and 6* but id join a cord if i wanted to police lame shitposts>>557801920>>557802028>>557802094i said it showed nothing, l2read faggots. Thread infested with cunts tonight or what? Even if i were to explain the joke and you found it funny, youd never admit it. cropped uma lewds been a stupid meme since launch for christ sake
>>557802190We only post wholesome umas here
>>557802268Marry, Smash, Pass, Smash, SmashNext question
>>557802440>>557802325But enough being impotent balding redditors.
>>557802486>passing on the cutest onemean
>>557802268We need more brown umas to be playable
>>557802464I told you most of it is garbage if yours was fine it's not a problem. l2read yourself nigger
>>557802475>suzukafags hate ugly porn posted in /uma/as if I needed any more confirmation about who best girl is
>>557802486>doesn't wanna bitter smash the bitter ass
MANT will kill suzuka
>these are all my umas who don't have G DirtUh, guess I'm fuckedI reckon my best bet will be to make Taiki and Kwamza Oguri Pace and Tamamo Late SurgerFF and OYL sounds tempting
>>557801010No, but you better be ready for the two that are.
>/v/ thread dies>grossly off topic shit flingingHmmm
>>557802268pass, pass, pass pass, pass
>>557802492>redditors are anti-pornat least make your shitposting believable, anon. They're the most disgusting porn-infested userbase imaginable, the uglier the shit the more enthusiastic they are about it.
>>557802638Anon will soon understand the difference between E aptitude and F aptitude and will move to Maya.Only frustration with no benefit awaits him.
>>557802268imagine how expensive uma slaves must have been during the slave trade...
>>557802638Just hate yourself and take the RNG pill and use a G Uma and pray for the double hit (it won't happen for about 30 runs and then it'll be a shit run and then you'll have to do another maybe 15 for a half decent one and another 50 or so for a good one.)
>>557802249But anyone can take NSM and most umas have decent Long affinity, most umas have F or G Sprint affinity
>>557802694
Hishiama's pussy on my faceKris S's lips around my cockBitter Glasse's tongue on my ballsDon't care about the walled hags
>>557802638>front pasa and xOguri>pace TaikiWhat are you bitching about? You have a good team right there.
>>557802638does 10 get f to A or is that E. Im not trying A mutation on my beloved tam againprol gonna have to go taiki/el/guri
>>557802268i really want an uma as brown as karin from BA holy shit she makes me go feral
>>557802268>>557802860
>>557802623She will just become average unless they do 2nd anni balance then she will still be stupid strong.
>>557802638>fuck my gay nigger chungus life I only have taiki and hanukka and fuji kiseki how ever will I stand a chance in this Dirt Mile CM?!?!?!?!
sweat lickin'
>>55780287010 gets you from F to B, so you will have to pray for another inspiration to get to A
>>557803029What if he simply doesn't like them.
>>557803071completely fair but then why even bother showing them?
>>557803045Getting another inspo with 10* (3+3+3+1) with double circle is easy though.
>>557801941>dober>vodka>matikanetannhauser>akikawa>suzuka>jordan>cheval
Uma attack!
>>557803112I don't know. Playing Devil's advocate.
>>557803124I fucking wish that were trueTraining sprint Hayahide was absolute misery
>>557803124>Getting another inspo with 10* (3+3+3+1) with double circle is easy thoughThis is no longer gaslighting, this is curren-tier evil posting.
*MURDERS you* hehe uma attack~
When bobo
>>557803264This is cruel
Which race is causing you fatigue?
>>55780327916hours, 3 minutes.
where is the oguri cap ero?
Finally, a real japanese guide maker without gaslighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYSvf6SpXw
>>557803264
i haven't done a career in 3 days
King's signature epithet is kind of a pain in the ass to get. I gotta make a fucking spreadsheet to track down what races El Suzu Seiun and Grass show up in. Thankfully the game tells you when you raced one of them so I don't have to pay that much attention.
WHY ARE YOU LATE AGAIN?!?! I bet you were with THAT harlot teio again tch im gonna break your knees this time *kicks your knees in*
>>557803124if only. Thing is you can't even live with a good ace roll stuck at B. they are 100 %glue. Maybe not as bad for dirt over distance but
>>557803531nice nature would never say this
>>557803553why is she calling me a nigga
>>557803523>cropping out the best part
is it worth using my chinese new years red envelope money on valentine bourbon
Stop treating horses like humans. They are just a bunch of meat you can eat
I never noticed the one in front of Neicha in this card is Teio, makes sense she's seething.
>>557803668biwa titmogging a jestergooning maya and stacyfishing trainers with her SMV...
I approved.
>>557803859is this english
>>557803859
>>557803790in America horse is friend not food
WHEN I WASA YOUNG COLT
Ay caramba.
>>557803941a terminally online dialect
>>557803806Kinda disappointing the story in the card event hardly reflects the card art at all
Helios, translate
>>557804051That is a lot of cards though
Helios, sit on my face after 3 G1's in a row
One of the three Godesses told me "Use this one to slay the paceGODS and secure the Platinum".Onto another Maruzensky
>>557803531Nature's gold skills kinda tell a story.>>Nice Nature>All Seeing Eyes>Mystifying MurmurAt first she stalks you, sees every time you interact with another umamusume, and mutters hateful curses about them under her breath.>>Cheery Nature>Dominator>No Stopping MeFinally kidnaps you and ties you up and forces herself on you>>New Year New Nature>On Your Left>In the Right PlaceDespite her overly aggressive confession, you accept her feelings and she's finally right where she belongs, at your side.
>>557802268NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGEREST, NIGGER, NIGGER
>>557804318BASED
>>557803757yes if you love her
I don't know how the fuck did I get my Suzu dirt to A with a single circle affinity, I probably won't able to ever make another one until the CM day comes
This still has to be one of the funniest CM interactions I've ever seen
>>557804608crotch
>>557803757just get the uma u want, not necessarily just to win CM.u get that much to spend? this chink new year i got almost nothing, being adult + extended family is in tatters with financial problem, people passing away and so on
Is it worth it sacrificing a Mile spark for 3 star Groundwork and Unity cup spark for SMaru
>>557804638>NE NE NE NE NE TAIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIN>skyrockets to 1stumazing
Do you perfer an Uma's legs and thighs, tummy, breasts, face, or personality?
>>557804638Beware the front closer
>>557804638
I'll take all of the above.
>>557804719crotch
>>557804638Anything to get away from Tickezo
>>557804691>GroundworkJust get it from guts Bakushin tomorrow
>>557804719armpit
>>557804691Are you running Falco power?
if i just started, should i ideally be saving for the fine motion banner in march or should i wait for something else? i somehow got to ura finals w/ scarlet and bakushin by leeching off randos kitasan's so i assume i can just abuse that, but online guides say to save all rolls early on for support cards and that finemo and kitasan are the best. do i just keep running career mode with the garbage ssrs i have until then?
>>557804638>not showing the PDM nuke
>>557804638lol guns it just to escape tickezo
>>557804826first thing you need is a good deck i say pull on the NTR banner also Kitasan will be useless for the next scenario.
the best umamusume is when i want to put my face up her skirt and die
>>557804767>>557804787I don't have Falco Power and I'm pulling for Barbin so I can't pull for Bakushin, I was planning on borrowing FM or Fuku
bobo more like hobo
>>557804826If you have MLB SRs they are probably better than a 0LB SSR.Post your cards and we can give more targeted advice.
https://youtu.be/64peDf3wNcg60FPS Umapyoi
>>557804830Position keep is over by this point.
bobo more like MY WIFE
I like Bobo because she could just be cute with the leotard, but she adds a skirt on it for some reason and now it makes her hot.
>>557804826If you !!just!! started then you've got three options, to continue playing and go into hibernation until a banner for a card with a good shelf life shows up, or to start playing the next good card drops at which point you rerollYou can also play casually and just dickpull for units.If you've got access to a credit card, aren't in the third world and see yourself playing this slots machine for longer than a month then you should unironically buy an account from a chinese farm.
"Tsk. Accually you know what Trainer? Fuck you. And I mean literally. Come over here before you hurt yourself."
bobo more like autist
I'm making Dirt McKween grandparent.
>>557804830There was no PDM nuke, position keep had already ended so she just stayed in first after that.
>>557799157Cute
>>557804719I'm Umanko enjoyer.
Uma needs pantyshots
best one
>>557805420
>>557804858>no tits>no stamina>probably has an unkempt bushno thanks, I'll stick with light hello.
>>557804826Your mileage may vary but I rolled Kitasan on initial release and got spooked by her twice since then. I would save any spare card selectors you get as a new player for after whatever the first banner you roll is.
>>557805539Honestly they should give the jobber umas and anime onlys support cards.
How often does Curren ult for you guys
>>557805735why do umas have these long phones for their ears but then have perfectly normal smartphones made for humans?
i wonder if the small patch of turf before you enter dirt affects the race in some way
>>557801547embarrassing stuff
>Can't talk to clubmates game because Cyniggers throws a shitfit>Can't talk to clubmates in Discord because /uma/ throws a shitfitSomeone want to explain how I'm supposed to talk to my clubmates?
>>557805816Like 1/4 of the time
>>557805953Talk here? Your clubmates are here too anon.
>>557805953Uh, you don't get to make friends.
>>557805112only started yesterday and haven't rolled yet (so i have enough for the 30k spark) except for the free tickets they give you so i only got this + oguri cap from the free voucher since the internet said she's the most solid of the bunch. that's why i'm asking>>557805231i'm not a thirdie and i'm not poor or underage i just refuse to spend money on the cancer killing gaming (microtransactions + AI) so i'm always f2p in gacha
>>557805816I make my Curren ult every time bro. Usually she ults several times a race. If yours isn't ulting consistently maybe you need to improve as a trainer?
>>557805953by figuring out how to bypass filters, you need to be at least 90 IQ to do it though
>>55780581628.5%
>>557805985They are not my friends.
>>557804826If you just started then you should be planning to spam reroll Finemo for a MLB copy.
>>557806013She can win without ulting though
>>557805953you people talk with each other?
>>557805982No, I only want my clubmates to know that Grass Wonder's special birthday line is today.>>557806127Everyone spams an emote in the morning. I'm actually starting to worry it's some kind of club requirement I don't know about.
>>557806127Danchou added a socialisation quota because our club chat was mostly dead so yeah we have to talk at least once a week
>>557806196>he doesn't join urara ohayou spam
>>557806270Fuck you I am not a morning person.
>>557805953That's why most of the /uma/ clubs have discord
>he doesn't ERP and get feet pics from the club hoes
>>557802268>Still can't make a full choco teamBased Japanese
>>557804719why yes, I do.
>>557805816About 1 in 4 races this CM. When she hits it, she probably wins about 70% of the time. But it's a definite gamble.>>557805547Riko is cute though. Girls are cute when they need to be saved because they're utter failures.
This has been the largest disappointment of my day.
>FalcoScary if single front>PasaScary>CurrenNot scary>AkebonoNot scary
>>557806553why would the laziest uma go super saiyan
>>557805816She makes me ult everytime
>>557806636>he doesn't want to see a Super Seiyun
>>557805816I don't have her but then the other guys do and she wins the race for them
Just played Akebono's career she's so kind and giving and cute AAAAAAAAHHH
>>557805396I have to say, BNWfag, that is the funniest race I have ever seen. Fucking period>NE NE TAI->ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>wins without a single skill procMy sides are in orbit holy shit
>>557806690She didn't start winning races for me until I got demoted to B group.
>>557805993Being at literally 0 is going to be rough but if you are just doing URA I would level Suzuka and Teio. Them with KSB borrow should get you enough speed to consistently clear. If you want to stick it out for a month I recommend Trying to get a stable of 9* parents going then full sending it on the FM banner. The other rerun on it is good for team trials so it won't be a total waste if you get her too. Also any SSR speed card is good when you have 0
How bad will Trackblazer scenario filter people?
Post Finals comp with SVOL titles
>>557806669I don't need to see it I could just draw it myself but its so out of character that I wont
None of you faggots are my friend I hate every single one of you I hope you all get tuberculosis.
>>5578059531337 5p34k gets around most of the filters
watching a jp vtuber and she's playing the onsen scenario with KB and FM you guys told me the cards are not meta at that point of the game
>>557807005Taiki would never say this.
>>557807139She's using a borrowed deck anon.
>>557807042strangely, the word -rape- isn't b&, so when I get cross at censor-kun or danchou I just put>-rapes danchou-or>-rapes censor-kun- in the chatit always makes me feel better.
>>557806895your faggyass deserves to get phased out by sloppa
*Eat a stick of butter*
>>557806862>start game>get consistent B+ umas>everyone else getting A, some A+>get consistent A umas>everyone else getting A, some A+>get consistent A+ umas>everyone else getting S, even S+
>>557806862>Smaru with a falcoWhy?
>>557806862The only appropriate yellow titles to use are steamy solidarity and the one unique to your uma
>>557807249deck issue
>>557807249>get consistent A umas>everyone else getting A+, some Scan't even failpost right
>>557807249this is exactly how I feel, and my deck isn't -that- shit, pic related
>>557807249Stop pulling for umas and start building a decent deck, it's not that hard.
>>557807473But i need that generic slut #532 uma...
>>557807249I started printing S umas rver since I pulled for Fuku
>>557807534Don't call Curren that, that's rude
>>557807534then roll for her jpg instead of her mmd
>>557807534leave Mambo alone!!
Can I have a (You)?
no
>>557807396Max your Dasca and Marvelous Sunday anonWhat are you doing?
post good umaporn if you want a (you)
>>557805993If I was starting today I would just mess around and learn some basic mechanics until the Fine Motion/Kawakami banner drops and do account rerolls on it until I walk away with one of the cards at MLB with some good SRs on the side. After that I would try to build up parent lines for all the different distances and start saving up for an uma banner, maybe the cheerleaders. I would have used the selector on Taiki, but Oguri and Maruzenski are also valid. Ignore anyone that tells you to try and build 9* blues. It takes weeks on average to get just one 3* and to build a 9* you would need to then borrow a matching 3* and have the child hit the same 3*. Leave that to the botters and shoot for good pinks and whites. There are thousands of 9*s on Chrono, you can almost always find whatever blue/pink/uma combination you want.
>>557807304In comps where they're the only two fronts, they can actually fight as they push each other up.And they both have a secret weapon No Stopping Me , so that even at p2, they can use that along with plancha and Mummy to win.
>>557807473I have an okay deck but can't spend the hours to roll high
>>557807396>he skipped RikoNo wonder you are having a bad time.
>>557807723it's a slightly old image, I maxed all my SR's since then, and mlb'd Stinko tooI should update my deckposting
>>557807249Same
hmmm, my aquarius pasa won a practice room and got 2nd in another. bretty gud. I'm on the right track. Wish I had a better domestic parent for her but it is what it is.
>>557799026>pump on endGood luck trying to activate that shit, it's highly unlikely any people will run end. You already have to mutate dirt from g/f to a, and the mile from to d/f to a. So barely any will try it, they'll go for the easy meta picks, ie the ones who are already dirt B. So you'll be at 9th until you gamble proc all your accels then rocket to 1st place during the late race straight. ie there's no corner to activate it in.Just because there's a little bit of corner near the start of last spurt, doesn't mean you'll be anywhere near the spot required. Not even goldship moving up will do anything if everyone else is a front/pace. Pasa ult is the better choice.
>>557806702/uma/ wouldn't let me roll on her banner because KSB rerun was coming and told me to get her on All Uma. Then they wouldn't let me roll on All Uma because Fine Motion is coming up.
>>557807815Between dumping carats on Riko/Rice (100 free pulls, 0 R Riko, 0 SSR Riko btw) and saving for Kitasan (had 0lb kita at the time), what would you have advised? Because I could not do both, and to guarantee mlb (or close to it) I needed a double-spark.
>>557807912You will get spooked by her eventually anon
>>557807912If /uma/ told you to not run in the Dahby would you obey?
>>557807793An ok deck is not enough though
>>557807909Thats true I have myself having difficulty of making late as it is. They're just mostly stuck at 7-9th place
>>557807992Japanese oaks is just as prestigious
>>557807249>he thought S uma had anything to do with cards9* parents are all that matters, bro. After that, you pick umas with high percent training, so you can pump up shit like wit to bloat up the score.
>>557808020you've been listening to Air Groove again, haven't you.........
>>557807992But the game makes me run in the Dahby
Cute King.This is the first time I've got this event after Senior December. I'll have to look up the trigger conditions.
forever my ki-WHOA
How many umas lose their virginity per year with their trainer?
>>557808235The chance of the uma raping her trainer increases based on the grade of the race. After winning a G1 is where the trainer's virginity is most in danger.
>>557808235Lower than you'd expect! Many trainers are married to their first trainee and so all their successive trainees end up seeing him and his wife as sort of a mother and father figure away from home!
post something sleepy
>>557808235>pushing her boobs into torenaThis is too forward for Falco.
>>557808235do you think she doesn't shower too often like most europeans?
>>557808235sweaty Eishin paizuri
>>557808235boobies
>>557808235They are 16
>>557808371
>>557808582out of 10
>>557808453What an odd preconception.
>>557808582out of 10!
>>557808582
Got King's signature epithet.I always feel like i'm kinda shit at this game when I can't cap speed or wits in a 2 speed 4 wit deck.Still, the highest rank King I've got so far.
>>557808235i got banned for showing less skin than this.
>>557808730No one wants to see your lard, Teiobro.
>>557808726
>>557808726>King's signature epithetcool as fuck, how do I get this? I love Kingu
>>557808235How many umas have a bodycount higher than 1?
so (pace) hoguri doesn't ever have to press stamina for aquarius cup, right?
>>557808235My moisturous German wife.
>>557808762i didnt pay attention to the teiobro saga despite being her daily so i don't get the joke. My pic simply implied a sexual act but didn't show it at all. Twas a joke on the brianxmaya relationship
>>557808840>parents must have COMBINED 11 or more G1 winseasy>beat El Condor Pasa, Grass Wonder, Seiun Sky, and Spechud 3 times each in her career.medium. you need great stats and/or full aptitudes to track them down and dunk on them.
>>557808934>>557808235I hope my Eishin Flash mousepad wont get dirty anytime soon.
The search for dirt A Suzuka continues...
i purposely ignore wit training because i want my umas to be cute and dumb
>>557809060the three musketeers
>In the story of Still in Love, you die of cancer or demonic possessionthis crazy bitch...
>>557808881You just posted her
>>557809104lore accurate
>>557808881how many trainers cheat on their uma
>>557809150You've really added to the discussion of Umamusume: Pretty Derby (global)
>>557809210Mayano trainer with Brian
erm... bros...?
>>557809210How many umas die of domestic violence or rape each year
Does anyone know any websites that let me check the actual stat outputs of support cards at various LB levels?
What the fuck, what kind of alien is Wonder Acute?
>>557800562There is zero thought behind those eyes
Is Super Stan a meme? I am getting conflicted opinions.Is is worth running digitan as end?
>>557809779Super stan? You meant Uma stan, right?
>>557809779yes
i can't even run maya for aquariusi've been bringing her along for 9 CMsthis is it maya...
>>557809779Huh. Why is Shinko Windy a boy?
I take my time when I do parent runs. I call them parent walks
>>557809210>cheatThey aren't in a relationship
>>557810050
>>557810050Do you call student transfer pump and dump?
>>557810068The whores betrayed me...
>>557808235Flash would definitely cuck falco with her trainer
>>557805953Mambro...
spark passes fucking where...
>>557810078If her forehead were visible, I'd kiss that too.>>557810105Only if it's requested.
>>557809779uma stan and its gold ver is not necessary viable only for end closer, ok for late tooif you are running digital as endcloser, u would have to pump alot of mid race skills to pass through late surgers by the time the final corner comes, that's the win condition for endcloser here. superstan on its own wont be enough. slipstream, ramp up/ it's on are good to combo with. you might also need some skills like updrafter for additional accel too
>>557810195hi im spark and i will be passing gas right in front of your right now
>>557810090>the fluoride uma stare
>new data is availableVBOURBON IS CUMMING FRONTGAWDS
>10.01 MB datasweepybros it's time...
>>557808707Doto...
we getting the 60fps update
>>557810407they wasted speed symboli's design instead of an actual playable uma
>>557810407>7 non-global charactersAIIIIEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>557810407Falco has so little aura
>>557810134The only thing Umas owe you is success on the race track
We will be checking your bobos tomorrow. Anyone caught without the base bobo will have their ram bars confiscated should you own vbobo
>>557810407Smart Falcon in that image will always amuse me as it reminds me of this.
>>557810050Rudolf's going to have to take time off (11 months) for a parent run.
>>557810740Sirius Symboli really is completely out of place here.
>>557810805No one fucking talks like this
>>557810407Who are these umas can someone kindly give me a qrd?
>>557810805She has Dominator, I don't think you're going to be the one in control, bwo.
>>557810407WHO the FUCK are these UMAGGASoh hi falco-chan :DD
>>557810805https://files.catbox.moe/wll46d.jpg
>>557810407>smart falcon, cesario, sirius symboli, seeking the pearl in legend changer>no TM Opera O
>>557810906I talk like this. Teiobro btw
>>557811035>chinese model ai slop tracing cuck gook artstyle base on japanese horse
I believe Umallah will bless with my MLB Shinko Windy in 100 free pulls in the NTR banner.
>>557810547She represents the global players when they are around jpGODS
>>557810353I think they're just judging you anon
>>557811248Base on? Is that some kind of code implying that you want a poorly crafted NSFW AI video of Daiwa Scarlet?? Alright I guess you can have thathttps://files.catbox.moe/6q6m67.mp4
>>557811324what about your ayabe sr gut
>>557811151people will call you a retard for this even though opera won a triple crown
>>557810970Just early spurt, bro.
>>557807139It's a woman anon she probably uses those cards cause they look cute
>>557811362I can't imagine a use for Ayabe Guts right now other than "Bwooo she's meta 99 sloptubers said so," but then I haven't played MANT. I'll have to see.
>>557808371sleep tosho
>>557811369senior autum triple crown doesn't official regconize as a triple crown race. Regardless TM Opera O should've have a unique legend changer because he still one of the only two horse in japan to achieved a grand slam, the other one is Zenno Rob Roy
its always fun to read a never seen before (you) recreation eventi've already complained about how they're locked behind pressing recreation
more like stupid changer!!!
>>557807139they're not, that's why they're free*
Lately, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s silly to get emotionally invested in the outcome of a slot machine roll.
amazing
umazing
>>557810407Falco thinks she's on the team
shooting for victory being bad feels like such an enormous gaslight, as long as you can proc iti think the idea is that it's too short and before the spurt, but you always have a final corner velocity to make use of it
>>557811151keiba ojisans would firebomb cygames offices if opera got a legend changer
holy these currensisters are so mad that falgod is a legend changer
>>557810740Urara and her harem.
>>557811357Not that anon but can you lost that 2 min long realistic skin rice video
>>557811968I am not familiar with that video
She’s so close…
>iwara still downwhat the fuck are these niggers doing i need my urara bouncing on my cock to the rhythm of umapyoi densetsu right NOW
>>557805827Only Humans use smartphones as phones. Umas exclusively use video calls
I wish I had Brian
Fuck I don't think I can get parents for Front Pasa up and running before CM10.
>Many people will not get mambo or kitasan from the free pulls
>>557812326Fury?
>>557812356or ayabe guts...
>>557812356But I will. I'm due for some great luck soon. So I should get Kitasan from the free pulls, as well as a 3lb or more Ayabe guts SR from those free pulls! Yes, quite easily in fact.
I wonder if tail hugging is banned in Tracen because it's considered as a homoerotic act
>>557812356>many people will get dupes from the free pulls
>>557812405That’s BryanFake fan
Why is it that talking and posting about umas is so fun but actually playing the game is miserable
The terrible terrible things I would do to this crippled Umamusume such as supporting her, sex(rough) with her, and just anything that will make her happy all because I'm a selfish saviour complex who wants to be seen as a good person by other people and that I also really like the way she does her hair causes it reminds of my late mother also I really like her eyes I could stare into them for an hour and not get tired. God I really want to impregnate her and make her mine.
>>557812452It is a schizo theory of mine that this game has code where the less you roll, the more multipliers you have on your next couple rolls. So they give away free rolls every now and then to reset that counter. I got Dober in 80 pulls after stocking like 120k carats.
So Digitan as an End Closer yields the same results as a Late?
El Condom Pasa!
>>557812616W-What an romantic post haha
crippled Umamusume don't deserve sex they deserve making loved to
>>557812673The GOAT
STOP FUCKING POSTING OUT OF CHARACTER DIGITAL YOU FUCKERS
Which uma should I jerk off to next?
>>557812619Hmmmm I kinda see the schizo vision. I stocked a whole lot for Digitan, got her in 60 pulls, and then only pulled again for Dober, got her in 80.
>>557812673The winner of Capricorn and Aquarius cup!
>>557812656Sex with Digitan in the missionary position for the purpose of making additional umamusume children she can fawn over and love!
>>557812673>>557812752>alt-tab back into game>el condor pasawtf
>>557812775Post in character Digitan
>>557812784Etsuko in cosplay
Who here committed for the long term?
>>557812819SEI
>>557812775>>557812821ok
i rolled MLB fuku so that i can borrow SR ayabe
>>557812150they're just koikatsu porn anywaywho cares
So why people say there is a future Aoharu 2.0. with same skill sparks ?
>>557812897But what if you get MLB Ayabe?
>>557812616>I also really like the way she does her hair causes it reminds of my late motherInteresting.
my pasa was sick last round so she didn't perform very well. i hope she makes a full recovery for finals
I didn't make any chicken soup so I ate nothing all day and night and now its morning...
>>557812150just install koikatsu and find paidwall mod on kemono like an autist
>>557811158
The 2nd highest earner in the club just quit so now I have to be the one to stop flatlining...
I have four wit cards.I have no wit cards.
>>557813004Make chicken soup for breakfast
>>557812967Scenarios got updated to give you stronger umas in JPstill not comarable to whatever the current scenario is, but makes it a lot more feasable to do parent runs in earlier scenarios (aoharu 2.0 lets you use clocks on the scenario races and refill already popped bursts for example)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mMCXLN1nqgcNSFL don't click if you're prone to jump scares
>>557812940any recommendation creator for card and scene?
>>557813063which wit cards?
>>557812851>want to roll for dream journey>sept 2027
>>557813021Mambro NOOOOO
>>557813125
>>557813067It feels so wrong but I guess I will or else my chicken is gonna sit in the fridge for days
Finally got a 3* Taiki grandparentNow it's time to enter the hellish mines of a 3* dirt Pasa parent
>Watch someone do King Gaylo run>Able to beat Hopeful Stakes in rain and soft ground with 136 stam 128 gutsreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?
>>557813151that's some bad luck
>>557813225>he doesn't know
>>557813227It's like this most runs.
>>557813185We really need spark lock.
>>557813254lol, he doesn't knowI also don't know
>>557813225Typical King Halo experience. You think you're gonna job? You win. You think you're going to win? You job. Except for the times you think you're gonna job and you do job.
>>557813185It took me 20mil fans worth for 1*guts 3* dirt with a total of 2 whites. I'm still going in for another round...
>>557813225Some umas get some innate boost in certain conditionsFor King it's +10% sta/wit on a wet/rainy track and for others like say Biwa it's a +8% to all stats in a sunny weather on a long track
>>557812578Griffin?
>>557813426>checked on this gametora>its truewtf
I wish I had Fine Motion, I can only get >700 wit when I borrow her...
>>557813426>checked on this uma.guide>its truewtf
>>557813472not that bad when you arent running front runners no?
bros don't fuck up and miss MLB FM. most of you aren't even going to play more than 3 more months.
>>557812821
>>557813569can you send me money so I can afford more rolls
Ramonu is supposed to be a mare yet in almost every artwork of her with Rudolf or Sirius she's always the top
I love Rice
>>557813569do you need it at MLB or is 3LB enough?
>>557813569Hmmmnyo
>>557810740These rank names become utterly insane, like nigga why are we making math formulas with exponents for a rank
>>557813843mares are usually the leaders of the pack or herd or whatever they're called
>>557813569I feel like I could only do 3LB with free card selectors from 1st and 1.5 anni.
>>557813902mlb is best since it gets you to 10% race bonus, but her stat output at 3lb is still very good
>>557813803DIGITAN LOVE!
objectively speaking the game never downplays digiGOAT tachyon KNEELS to her and in her final run vs kris S and friends she's considered a big inspiration and senpai.
>>557813981good to know. i have it at 2LB so in the worst case scenario sparking her will be useful
>>557813472>he needs mlb ssr to get 700 wit
>>557798831Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>aoi randomly triggers twice
>>557813225i bet he was also running her pace2000 doesnt require any stamina
>>557810407>i love hags and strong dominant women>and falco i guess
>place 8th in futurity stakes>grass places 10tha win is a win. 1 down 11 to go.
Cripple-chan love!
What changes are we goombling on for the 1st anni changes bwos?
>>557813962It's the destination for when they truly mean "Umamusume is wit game."
>>557814115worst case scenario you use your crystals on her
Problematic height and boobs size gap (imagine the standing paizuri)
>>557814279Red skills and super skip to save the game
>>557814115are you already planning to use the vouchers next month on another card? Because if you have her at 2lb you can just use those (though one is paid)
>>557814159I'm happy you're all now in A, former Haythere member.
>>557814279>super skip>spark reroll>spark lock>red skillsThere, I just saved the game. It'll take me a week to implement the first 3 then a couple months for the last one because balance niggers are crybabies.
>>557814279Total removal of all gacha systems and conversion of the game to a single-purchase format with no daily play requirements
>>557810407There's literally no explanation that justifies Shitrius being there
Be honest. How many times have you watched sloptuber's guide?
>>557814957Oh, me? Ha ha, I don't watch any videos or anything... I just train from the heart!!
if you're struggling at sprint CM it's because you didn't listen. i warned you.
>>5578149570Only gaslights and trial n errors for me
>>557815072>he savedbitch showed up uninvited
>>557814864Rudolf got hit with the slow metabolism condition and couldn't attend the photoshoot.
>>557814332>>557814472i want to use them on other SSRs that might spook me while pulling for FM
>>557814957I watched some when I started playing and one trip through the mechanics doc made me realize most of them have brain damage. My favorite is still this guy from CM2 who advocated for fine tuning the mid race overtake timing of a pace Daiwa and front Air Groove using low speed stat, a stat that doesn't do anything until late-race. The note about needing enough stamina to make it to the end of position keep is cute too, as if you could ever be low enough to not make that.
Dirt CM should I use mummy instead of red shift?Guarantee full and longer duration instead of lottery on final corner last part
>>557815072>that anon with an S Curren and still got relegated to finals B
>>557815260>needing enough stamina to make it to the end of position keepIsn't stamina just there to calculate spurt duration? An uma with 1 stamina will always make it to late race but can't spurt obviously.
I accidentally free pulled a Brian months ago and I still haven't done her career to this dayHer trash main story completely killed whatever interest I had in her as a character
>>557815267pace mummy, late/end redshift>lottery on final corner last partredshift is final corner and beyond
>>557814957On sprint I watched only witgod and fucking VF
What are (you) doing to make your cm10 falcon opponents seethe?
>>557815354Pretty much.
>>557815412>debuff on mileWhy?
>>557815361lol same, except tama and flash, got them for free with the free rolls they had and i am yet to even care about them, ugly umas
>>557814957I've watched every Witgod video for global, his videos don't really take too much time and he doesn't sound annoying to my ears
>>557814957Yes, i made it to CM grade A finals every time as F2P.
>>557815072curren raped me when i pulled for digitan
>>557814957I only watch witgod, then refer to canvas, and then join public lobbies with a single honse to know which ones truly work or not. It's what I always do
>>557815469witgod shilled it
>my trainer spent an entire half month dating a fucking NINGEN instead of training or dating with me
>>557815469worked on Taurus
>>557815529Only if you don't have a 3rd ace. I'm honestly thinking of running debuff Natie too.>Front Pasa>Front Falco>no smaru, no suzuka, nothing
>>557815528>joins lobbies with single horsesas expected from rice villain
>>557815529oh ok so it's probably a bad idea then
I SAID "HOEH ARIGATOU!" BEFORE IT WAS COOL
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I USED MY OTHER ACE ATTEMPTS ON MY LAST ENTRY AND FORGOT TO CHANGE THEM BACK
Does the begining on turf part of dirt track effect the by turf aptitude?
>>557815784DO NOT ASK THATYOU'RE GONNA ATTRACT EVERY GASLIGHTER IN THE VICINITY
does my zodiac sign irl affect the race outcomes
Is Rising Dragon even worth getting for late surgers for Aquarius Cup? I've done like 20 test races and it hasn't activated even once.
>>557815603I could make some falcon pasa taiki, but my pasa is so strong I see no point in competing with her... it only makes less likely she hits plancha
>>557814957I just clicked the ... on a victoria frontier thumbnail and chose "don't reccomend me this channel"I have done this to several others as well.
>>557815839no
>>557815843>doesn't activate once>still asks /uma/ if it's worth gettingso this is the intelligence of /uma/...
>>557815784Yes you need both turf and dirt s for front runner groundwork
>>557815843Late surgers as a whole are low investment, high risk, low return.
>>557815857Based
Should big G1 winners look like this
>>557815784yes, if you're running fronts and don't have at least B turf you're bricked
>>557815930I've seen Rising Dragon specifically recommended for lateson Aquarius, which is why I'm asking since it feels like there's something I'm missing.
>>557814957I watched TGimlet videos on how to play the scenarios, its the most useful thing ever.
MANTs not looking good guys
>>557815843late surgers still have to gamble in mid race, your chance to activate it is to overtaking other late surgers on the final corner only, and that's not consistent to justify its SP price
Aquarius cm10 room3226577532265775
>>557814957I only watch videos from 5 years ago by original jp players
>>557815529Feel like it might actually be decent if people cut it close on stam, this Falco often survives with <60 HP on umalator and all-seeing eyes hits her for 62 HP, so you could probably kill a would-be winner with nature once in a while.
if i don't get mlb sr ayabe gut and and sr nishino flower during my ntr roll i kill myself
>>557816225can i have your account if you decide to flip
>>557816123>SUICIDE (unlike kurt kobain)What did he mean by this
>he's gambling on getting an MLB sr cardi love /uma/
>>557816161I watch Korean from 3 years ago
>burnout >install sweepy >somehow burnout again welp I'm done with this game
>>557816362Good, no one wants a botfag anyway
>>557816123Why not just bring Unity aces instead of MANT aces/
...when is February Stakes
>>557816142/uma/ really brought 3 debuffers and killed the 600 stamina front falco kek (she won anyway)
>>557816446I HATE CURREN
https://youtu.be/64peDf3wNcg?si=Z2n1oSgqnFeYLTzl
>>55781646022th
>>557816464I've seen a 700 Stam Falco die without debuffers, I think it's sport struggle RNG cause it only really happens to Fronts, though the Natures didn't help
>>557816269sure the password comprised of 6 numerical number ranging from 0-9 after that it contain 2 alphabetical letters of the modern latin alphabet both lowercase and uppercase ranging from a-z
>>557816464>>557816142post hakuraku or lobby comp
>>557816464>>557816142>5 front lobbywhat kind of fucking
That's it I'm making a Suzuka blocker
>>557816560https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=b5d444191249
>>557816142ur lowrolling wit friend
>>557816602Please do
>>557816316We see through the lies.We see through the coverup.#KobainDidn'tKillHimself
>>557816673>someone actually had itBased.
>>557816731Doing room matches without hakuraku is like sleeping through class, you're physically there but won't learn anything. I love hakuraku.
>>557816446enjoy being 800+ total stats lower
>won't have enough carats for kitasan>cm11 is looking like a kitasan cmfuck me then
>>557816673so I can now see that I missed groundwork, amazing tech
>>557816928That’s called prostitution
>>557816673>Keen Eye>All Seeing EyesKeen Eye didn't cross my mind. Maybe I'll actually go with a debuffer Natie for my 3rd like Witgod said. A mid-race velocity gold debuff is valuable to make my fronts secure mid-race.
i don't have falco for cm10
>>557816673how does a 420 Stam Christmas Oguri that activates all recoveries almost die
Can you select VBourbon with the piggy selector?
>>557817045Triple All Seeing Eyes
>>557816446Boobies
Me in the middle
>>557817069nope
>>557817069Only up to NY Opera/Urara
>>557817084
>>557817003Getting into position for Ramp Up allowed Dober to swing wide enough by the final corner. Rising Dragon would have been able to proc off of that. Early straights velocity skills and It’s On to combo into it should allow you to get good carry over from it. For anyone still wondering about Outer Swell/Rising Dragon.
Yeppers?
New room6566003665660036I don't have hachimi so if you want hakuraku hope some anon with cheats joins
Daitaku Simplios
>>557816673Just added the ability to see who got hit by eyes to hakuraku replays since that seems useful, that Maruzensky got caught by two back to back.
You guys don't need to start building for CM10 yet!Take a break!
>>557817595https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=9b532434907b
>>557817602>Dober didn't hit OguriI guess Savvy would be really nice here
>smart falcon still has unbroken speed recordsWas the horse just goated?
i love my cute imouto
>>557817665Cute Falcon. I’ll build you for CM10
>>557817749
>>557817692>triple S max speed front pasa winsyada
>>557817692>speed carryover from THH and Ignited SPD>into AAS PlanchaGodlike skill procs.
/uma/ will be like>cheat badand then be like>please post haku kudasai
>>557817749>>557817782She's asking for it.
>>557817812hakuraku goodbot bad
I don't remember a single hakuraku share link being posted for all of sprintslop and now that mile is on the horizon, people care again. The game is healing.
>>557817778hmmm... alright, but not for a few more days, okay?
Are you excited for Forever Young ? You better be
>>557817913Nah, I'm just waiting to fall asleep in time for VBourbon banner so I'm spectating.
>>557817741Give me freedomGive me fireGive me NAR bumpkinsOr I retire
>>557817930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRvDo8rUoQ
Post more lobbies
Evil Nature is back?
>>557817913there is nothing to learn/analyze from sprintslop
>after the finals I won't see curren whore for 6 months
@umagrok organize my umages folder so that i can search by character/action/emotion
>>557817812More like banwave please come soon then beg for hakuraku
>>557814279evolved skills and spark changes.I think the latter is honestly needed if they want to keep players through MANT hell.
>>557817913Sprint CM is too RNG for proper analysis
>>557817782She’s perfect…
>>557817693does ignited spirit wit do the same as savvy or what, I'm too much of a platinumlet to figure it out
>>557817749>>557817782So she wants her trainer cock so bad but she can't until she finishes her career in the Twinkle Series, because Tazuna would erase her and the trainer from existance
>>557817969Wrong song
>>557818198No, it’s like Prudent or DD, but more expensive
I have won every single CM so far metafaggingI have no soulI forgot my oshiI said I would pick her when she became viable with her altBut it is taking so long, and now I am doomed
>>557818001Uh ok?7547761475477614
>>557818059Thank fucking god.If curren wins in my finals I'm going to lose it.
>>557818228thats the only one i know of
https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2023918998111613402?s=20>Sakai flew back to Japan to flirt with W Heart Bond Ebayan is getting NaritaTopRoaded...
Pray for Go with the Flow hints from Nice Nature Wit.
gn
>>557817749>>557817782>>557818183
It's not cheating if it isn't enforced.
>>557817967Not even the precious forever young could even touch the records
>>557818241so did I get gaslighted by this effect 2?
>>557818323Mutate Tachyon now for Dirt.
hoho...https://x.com/sigekun/status/2024032272656015709?s=20
Stop posting lobbiesI'm still trying to make a dirt parent...
I locked in with my retards, they got me this far.Not pictured: King Halo, who somehow managed to be a bigger jobber than Urara.
>>557818347>triple S front pasa you disgust me
>>557818347>7/9bwo yameteeeee
>>557818492I really regret not pulling her...
>>557818516Ebayan ain't a front-runner like Falco, so no wonder he ain't breaking those records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4DpHsz6Wg>sees kris S in line>instantly breaks the machine and hands her the most dogshit flavor availablenooooooooooooticing
>>557818492so many Curren pics does this mean she'll spook me today?
>>557818520I’m not going to lie to you, I did not know it increased FoV. That’s not the reason people use it, though. FoV increases are pretty inconsequential.
>>557818596The wit is too low anyway. He got shat on when he missed his groundwork proc earlier, with 794 wit that's likely.
>>557818059>>557818394ShitI got Buono before i got Curren and i wanted to run Buono because i liked herDo I really have to wait six months before i can metafag with Curren?>tfw attempted to post a duplicate file>>557803029
>>557818549>dirt G mile D
>>557818686curren hoe has G in medium and long so you basically cant train her in mant
>>557818623I haven't trained any others besides that pasa yet... sorry...
>>557818736>G in medium and long so you basically cant train her in mantMy gaslight is selling bwos..
>>557818323do you really have 8 plats
>>5578187219*Dirt, 9*Mile, Triple Proc dirt. Easy peasy.
>>557818347https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=6e465a68acce
>8 frontswhat the FGUCK
yosh
>>557818860Mayano is ready for her own anime! It's time! Maverick of a New Era, ikuyoooooo!
>>557818850>8 Fronts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64peDf3wNcg>official channel>60fpsWTF gwos?????
>>557818856Nice lobby, umatards.
>>557818860>copies
>>557818850will i not get B& for using this tool
Roll for SMaru speed during the first run or the rerun?I have no SSR wit cards
>>557818856
>>557818850that poor Nature
>no bourbon during cm finalsHow are we sure mant is going to be during dirt cm? They obviously fixed the schedule to not have last minute shit on cm.
>>557818652Not even the most evil action in that short.
>>557818953You might not.
>>557818892*NPC in Star Blossom
>>557818850>6 gorillion front runnerswe're back to /uma/ frontKINO, I'm gonna remake front pasa with 1200 wit 1200 power concentration groundwork 3 greens TTL dodging danger prudent positioning and lets pump some iron...
I'll claim the "Pump some Iron on pace" gaslight this time
>>557819084Bwo you're too late the guy above you is Pumping front
>>557818956will you have the carats during her first run?Are you planning on training many pacers?
>”mpb procs too early!”>500 front runners.
>>557819084Maybe this is whats missing from my Taiki
so now the fine motion+ maruzensky banner is suddenly bad value despite jerking it off for months huh....can't wait to see videos about skipping tachyon speed too
>pump iron on frontsthe only pump am doing is my seed inside Daisca
>>557819178VF say it's bad therefore it is bad
>>557804858Riko is a good grill, wood wife
>>557819178vf is more knowleadge about the game than the fraud serirulook at all the retards who pulled for festive oguri, where are they now?
>>557819253vf shilled Kuri Oguri tho
>>557819253Playing the game.
>/uma/ lobbies>full meta >/v/ma lobbies>sovlfvl team compositions and mutations Where did all ovr sovl and oshigamers go
>>557818953It's 50/50. You'll find out when the banwave hits. No reason to install it if you don't care about CM.
>>557818736There's plenty of sprints and miles for her to run. idk how much worse G3s are for shop currency compared to G2/1, but there's literally only 10 post-debut turns out of 60 that don't have an available graded sprint/mile
>>557819253
>>557819178you always have to skip every banner if you think about it logically. A better card will always come out in the future
>>557819332If falconiggers stopped crossposting so much /uma/ would be more soulful
>>557819332There were 2 mutated Front Christmas Oguris and a mutated Front El in the previous lobby Retard Falcon
>>557818736>>557819357forgot image
I dont get how hard it is to understand that 8 months of value is more than 3 months of value.finemo banner NOW gives you 8 months of valueFinemo smaru banner gives you 3 months of cope.the banner is too close to ramonu and you need to save for ramonu after light hello and tachy banner.ramonu gives you an entire year of value
I vill not build ze fronts
>>557819190Where the costume mods at?
>>557819519How's your El gonna Plancha otherwise
>>557819332They either burned out or left us for good. We've been looping sloptuber related posts nonstop for like 4 months or more already
>>557819519anon hosted 3 lobbies and fronts won in each one. aquarius is solved.
>>557819491based 1 card wit toreina
>>557818492>>557818667
Don't forget to wish Ass Wonder a happy birthday
With how heavy /uma/ lobbies are, should I take shooting for victory on my runaway suzuka?
>>557819145I am not spending anything right now until Palmer comes out.Using that spreadsheet, and assuming I absolutely shit the bed (which has been the case) and I have to spark Palmer I will have 55k when summer comes out.I have a 4 pacers I regularly train for CMs. Tachyon, anime Teio, Oguri and Bakushin. I have Brian as well so I guess 5?
>victoria por frontier
>>557819554No shit there's at least 5 fronts every lobby
>>557819551People have been talking about sloptubers since day 1
>>557819542my El will condor's fury instead>>557819554they haven't raced against my team yet
>>557819610no just angling and planchaand Also Unrestrained, it procs consistently and at a very good timing
>>557819594Oh FUCKshouldn't a lot of horses have had their birthdays alreadyall their birthdays were supposed to have been crowded into the beginning of the ear and its already mid februarywho the fuck did i miss??
>>557819162It's kinda dumb to get Pump on Taiki because her ult activates first before pump, so if you're pumping on 6th you're missed SfV already
>>557819610>heavyfront*-heavy... bwos I'm losing it my brain is not doing the braining no more
>>557819653Uh oh.
>>557819491I have to roll for Bijin and Nakayama so there is no such thing as "saving for Ramonu after Hello and Tachyon"
>>557819629I think the difference is it's an actual discussion early days, but the usual we've been getting are just baiting, witfraud or something, and back and forth buy an ad replies
>>557819610sfv doesn't work
I have a dream.
>>557819653hmm….
Anyone run a Front XOguri yet?
>>557819689>Bijin and Nakayamareroll oshi
>>557819735your front A?
Any umamusume birthday calendar link?We really should put it on the OP if there's one
>>557819735based and good luck
>>557819709Back then people were shilling Witgod to brick retards into Witmaxxing. It's never been about honest discussion
I hope Ebayan does great this year and gets 1st place>>557819779https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
>>557819630Who will Condor pass if they are all up front
>>557819653Pasa a cute!
>>557819808post cm1 winrate
>>557819759No way I'm rerolling, I already have so many umas I like.
>>557819652I've missed a bunch too. I only realized GW was today because I opened umaJP on accident. Is there a calendar?
>>557819735I've been trying with my usual meme build and RNG hasn't been kind to me
>>557808582So legal? What's the problem?
>>557819846
>VFcord seething at witgodbfor no reason>SEA hoursI'm nyooooticing
>>557819821everyone cause she's the best
>>557819924Thats not what was asked
>>557819820>https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayBaker please put this in the OP
>>557819941What else am I supposed to post fag, it's not like I can check my win for CM1 %
>>557819932Why do they even come here?
new cmnew ryan parent making
>>557820014Usually to shill
>>557819998wasnt high enough to screenshot was it
>>557819932Makes me glad the other bread is a witcheck. Surprisingly a lot more tame and proper than a fucking general
>>557819998nta but i really wish there was a prestige tab for your umas that show what they did in X or Y cup and persisted after those cups were done
>>557820054Inari One Cute
>>557819617if you plan on specializing in/training a lot of pacers then fm will be a decent invstment, even during the smaru banner
>>557819491>after ramonu you're still going to use 2+ wit cards in every scenario>yep>and fine motion is the best one of them>yep>so you're actually going to use fine motion for another year>no it's a 3 months cope banner
>>557819610If a runaway needs something that doesn't proc on first place it's kinda over already
>>557820129I thought you fags told me Ramonu was used solo to cap wit
>>557820072That isn't even your CM1 win rate tho
No Fine Motion, 1LB Super Creek.I believe in you Shiraoki!
>>557819178>Kitasan rerun coming up>Kitasan is bad actually, don't roll>Fine Motion run coming up>Fine motion is bad actuall, don't rollYep, it's coming
I hope I get lucky rolling boboeither getting her cheap for kitasan or getting a lot of new umas
>>557820072i really cant fucking hang in these A rank CMs anymore holy goddamn shiti need to hang it up i got 5 plats i dont have anything more to prove, the gap will only get worse as time goes on
whats the point of making aces or parents now when MANT is dropping next week
>>557820218next week isn't mid march
>A Help'n Hand!>energy went down by 10
>>557819332Mutating takes time.... Give us a week
>>557820218Mid-March is next week?
>>557820239dangit yeppersshe's lucky she's so cute or I OUGHTTA
HUDYAAAAAA
>>557811151Boomers got so mindraped by Opera's dominance that they pretend he never amounted to anything. Despite them being the only ones to ever do it, Rob Roy is also shit on for achieving the senior autumn triple crown because the only other one to do it was Opera.Unironically peak raped.
>>557820239Handjobbers
HOEEEEEEH
>>557820239>You should upload it as a video!>-5 Bond
>>557811151the shadai mafia REALLY did not like that a literal who horse with no sundayman blood and a literal who jockey were beating their trillion dollar carefully (in)bred horses
>>557810740>>557813962>Haru is the strongest among the five
>>557820129>2 wit cards in every scenariowho the fuck told you this
I already MLB'd fine motion, so I'm not gonna pull on that banner!
>>557820298>we respect the history of horses>REEEEEE NOT THAT ONE THOUGHWhat did Cygays mean by this?
the only way you're skipping on fine motion is if you plan on MLBing mr cocknballs. simple as
>>557820129
>>557811151>song is for classic triple crown winners, Idol horses and Horses that had an influence on Japan raiding overseas races>TM Opera O classifies as none of thoseI don't see a problem?
>>557820129genius gaslight, you might brick some people
I won’t have enough to spark finemo twice… So I’m skipping!
>>557820419BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>557820120My #1 favorite is Tachyon so I will likely run her in every single CM she can possibly run in which is I guess all but sprint and dirt because I am not a lunatic mutator.Hmmmm....alright I will consider. Is speed star a relevant skill even later on?
WitGOD said Fine Motion is a must pull and you will use her for 2 years
>>557820410Sounds accurate enough
>>557820529Where does Sirius Fraud factor into these?
>>557819253>>557819253Its not exactly witgod's fault, its more like a global still being uncharted territory and you should take guides in a way that they are there to kickstart you, not to copy 1:1, as every CM it has been where the players discover something which works the best.That said S.Maru and XOguri are nowhere near as good as people predicted, both easily overtaken by a Taishin/Golshi with a lot lower investment to get higher reward. Curren was barely talked about in this CM, and the defacto phenomenon of this, and she's literally the best uma you can run. She's stupidly strong, but people want to mutate a lucky groundwork Pasa just to be overtaken by a Bakushin and Curren. Then it was the whole Dober stuff of being the best parent, then that never came to fruition either.Now the new hot topic is gonna be Valentine Bobo being THE front runner, and I have a feeling its gonna be another one of S. Maru situations.
>>5578205972 years from launch. And maru finemo banner is 1.5 years from launch.
>>557820631the overseas bit
>>557820631iirc Sirius was the second ever jap horse to raid overseas (First was Speed Symboli)even without winning there, Sirius still seen as one of the progenitors of overseas raiding for japs
>>557820686But she jobbed pathetically? Umas like Seeking the Pearl actually won shit overseas?Literally just Symboli glazing
>>557820635"smaru and Xoguri are nowhere near as good as predicted"so you just didnt play CM8 like at all
You want a spicy take? 3 year old only races are jokes"I won a race against my fellow jobbers in my jobber gen"Derby = jokeJust like winning ticket who never won anything else afterwards
>>557820819If this is your actual take you’re probably not a very smart person.
>>557820631no you dont get it, we picked sirius over any horse that actually won races overseas because... uhh... it was the first one... actually no it wasn't... uhh... it had a good track record... actually no it got raped nonstop...uhh... it was the first one to get a win? ...nope.... it INSPIRED other horses to get wins or bred some winners... nope... actually it didn't breed any winners at all... ok just stop noooooticing
>>557810195announcement in a week or 3. trust the plan
>>557820819You the kind of guy that would diminish Columbus discovering America because he wasn't the one to establish a colony there?Speed Symboli also never won overseas btw
HOEH
uma.guide has a lot of good info about next cm, wow
if I spark on the FM banner I'll probably only have 15k carats for Dia and I don't like those odds.
>>557820916Explain why a single G1 shitter who got absolutely raped in europe is considered on the same level as actual serial winners and record breakers? As the other anon said, she wasn't even the first to do it
>>557819551>sloptuber I'm gonna be honest with you budI don't even play anymore and all my knowledge about the current events and CMs are from VF, Moomoo, Seriru, Torena Chan, and other more that appears in my recs. I post screenshots of their videos and mainly VF's as he's the most known and you can know the screenshot is from his videos with a glance. It's very funny seeing anons reply buy an ad, and some will unironically follow up and defend VF or continue the topic, then bait the witfraud guy into bringing in Seriru unprompted. I don't even know what are the actual meta or happening with CMs but it's very funny how I can remain ontopic just by relying from sloptubers.
>>557821015but... sirius wasnt the first one either...
>>557820912i want spicy takeout
odds skipevens pull til bobo0 pull the cards too
>>557821060Nah, I’m good.
>>557820912NOOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT.......
>>557821063Why are you like this
>>557821063teiobros... ovr fvcking repvtation...
>>557821063purchase advertisements
>>557820912Shakursisters...
>>557821116good luck anon
>>557821063teioGOD...
>>557820912Don't say that...
>>557821063HOLY zvsvd
>>557821063>then bait the witfraud guy into bringing in Seriru unprompted.Okay this part is funny at least
>>557819551why has no one made this scene with admire terra
>>557821063This is based. Annoying, but based.
>>557820912
>>557821060>>557821068Retards, both Speed and Sirius Symboli are considered pioneers of overseas race raiding for the JapsThem not winning was expected, they are both from before Jap races were even considered graded at a international level (this happened in 2007), but being one of the first to do it means that everybody that does it after you is walking in your steps
>>557820587it's a decent skill and it'll be a while until fm gets replaced as the pace chaser specific wit card (Mcqueen wit in 2027)
Symboli is Siriusly hot
>>557820912poodolf....
>>557821034Flying birdie
>>557821275Admire Terra squeezed through under his gate like Suzuka did?
>>557821291>if you jobbed badly but was one of the first to do it it means you can take credit for the success of othersJesus, what kind of backwards nip bootlicking logic is this kek
>2 ruined Teiobwos repvtation in a single dayMust be rough being a Teiobwo huh
>>557802270Halloween Mayano is better than those two
>>557821445Ogurin sure is cute, huh?
>>557821063ZASED
>>557821034how do the chibis even do a handstand with that bigass head
>>557821445Teio!
>>557821291>Sirius is included as a "pioneer" despite not being the first at doing anything of note and completely butchering its entire tour setting a terrible example for everyone because... uhh... it just is ok??
why do we hate the this cute girl who just wants a reliable toreina to help her?
>>557821475Very cute
What is the worth of a torena?
>>557821558We love Siri. We just don't tolerate unearned glazing.
>>557821475she’s ok
>>557820912I mean, kind of?3yo races are there to decide the strongest of a generation, doesn't mean a generation is strong overall though>>557821443>means you can take credit for the success of othersTrainers and jockeys without international experience learn things from those that have it, it's not like trainers and jockeys don't help each other
>>557821629I think she is very okay.
Fuck, you just reminded my of McQueen witFuuuuuck, alright I'll see.So another question then. If I roll for the first run of SMaru then I will likely not have much for Tachyon/Light Hello. How important is Tachyon speed for pacers?
>>557821621I'll glaze all over my trainee as much as I want
>>557821804>>557821804>>557821804
Based GlobalGODS asking questions and fraud-checking unlike JPcels who just blindly lap up Cygames propaganda
>>557821821Should have added this https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/events/birthday
Ten hours!
>>557821717It's THE pacer speed card.
>>557821942chat should i mutate bourbon to be a d*rter
>>557821717Get speed maru with tickets, 1LB is good enough
