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god damn these two are autistic
NO
>A finals>Bobo in 21 pulls>extra Bobo for good measureMY DAY HAS BEEN MADE
Digitan LOVE
do NOT roll for Bourbon without sparkit's a double rate-up banner
>150 rollsguh
FUCK THIS I AM GOING META NEXT CMOGURI PASA AND DIGITAL
I win everything except long CMs
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
I have 45.5M fans on vodka now
LETS GOOOOO
I have 17k after dober got me down to zero I’m saving for cheerleader banner
I won though it was group B but nevertheless, I am happy.
It's just that easy
>masterWE WON
I'm now 4 wins and 5 lost CMsIt's time to fucking quit
>2nd in the finals>Bourbon in the first 10 pullRoll in the death threats.
>make a serious effortA3>barely make an effortA1
>>557868341Just go with the one meta, two sovl set up
>>557868532is this true chat?
>>557868150Bronze. Two of my three late started. fuck this. FUCK this.
Falkeks...
>>557868561I'm at 1 win (not this CM) and lost all the othersDon't give up
bros my chocobo looks weird
>4th>top 3 were all same trainer with whale deck so I get 2ndwew lad
>2 Eishins and 1 Chocobo after 90 pulls>27k leftNow I just need to luckshit Dia and Kita and Ardan and Ayabe and
>>557868242
had to hit pitytoday was brutalgot Eishin 2x and an Gold City spook at least
>lose>had to spark BourbonKill me.
I got it in my opening 10 pulls. Is a plane about to crash on my hovel?
This one is for you Ryan poster
>>557868439Who won?
I lost again...to a fuji kiseki....
agnes hebegital
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUCKBROOOOOSSSSSSS
Yay
I DIDNT GET GATE 7 BUT MY ORANGE GIRLS BROUGHT IT HOME ANYWAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT. Capricorn is my star sign... if I had lost this I would have actually been really disappointed.I must give the incredibly based tamamo trainer his due, he nearly took it from me.
>>557868723Villians never win.
FUUUUUUUUUCK I ALMOST GOT MY FIRST GROUP A FINALS WIN WITH STEAMY SOLIDARITY CHIYONO**better than a completely undeserved group A 3rd for the 4th time I suppose**
>>557868874Explode
including the recent free pulls I'm now at 150 pulls without a single 3*/SSRalso got 2nd place in chanmi (none of my umas procced their ult)I'm quite sad
>>557868789how do you explain to everyone that she is your wife without receiving a detention order?
>>557868898what kind of fucking bot lobby is this
>ladder event immediately right after disappointing CM finisham I getting fatigued, bros?
SPRINT IS A FUCKI AM BAKUSHIN410,757,864,530 DEAD CURRENSShe activated her ult perfectly.
>>557868898I got third and I'm a capricorn tooI'm really disappointed. got utterly fucked by rng with late starts.
NOOOO FUCK YOU SPRINT ALREADY ENDED YOU WHORE I DON'T WANT YOU
why is rank 3900 now only B rank in clubs? 4000 was B+ last month. did this many people quit?
I hate this game, bros...
Only took 50 rolls. 2nd place doesn't feel so bad now
GUYS THIS NEW CAPTCHA FUCKING BLOWS WHY IS IT NOT OFFERING ME TO VERIFY MY EMAIL OR WHATEVER
How does sorting work? 74% winrate btw
Yeah I'm not doing any career done today and maybe for the rest of the month. Didnt know losing my star sign would be so frustrating
Post videos of your umas winning I want to see the Currens losing.
Knew it was gonna be a loss once I saw this guy.And I was right. Didn't help that my Curren late-started too.
Wrong one.
This doesn't look that bad, aside from the race bonus obviously. Theoretically I could see running this to get a gold recovery when I don't want to run a stamina card.
post numbers and WR75%
Anyway, I'm done pulling for umas until MR CB, what should I be saving for now?
>got her after 29 tickets
Got enough statues to do it.
wanted chiyo to win over pasa but ill take it
>>557869163mr cb (wit)
>>557868972>Bot lobby This is the tamamo I beat. These guys weren't chumps. Unfortunately the third trainer was a triple front comp and got completely dumpstered by my suzuka (not oonige) taking the view from the lead.
Legend has it if you post your favorite bourbon you will pull a bourbon.
Condor hit her turbo sprint too early and ran right into an SMaru's fat ass and got brutally pace downed, but curren had her back and took it for the team!Ogurin was there, she somehow popped her ult and then ended up in 7th place(???).
yep. Saw this coming. My taiki late started, everyone just shit the bed on skill fires despite all being 1200 wit. Lose to 2 mediocre umas with far inferior stats and skills. Yep.. worst CM by far. Also by far the most dull finals ive ever watched. The two who won just managed to hold onto the front for no real good reason.
Would it be okay to spare some rolls for TopRo if I'm at 65k right now
CHECK PRESENTS
I want to tilt roll on BoBo. I know I shouldn’t.
>>557869056>4000 was B+ last month.No it wasn’t, my club was 3200~ at B.
>>557869282I don't drink alcohol.
MY RETARDED WIFE AND THE MOTHER OF A BARNYARD OF OUR CHILDREN TAIKI SHUTTLE BROUGHT ME A PLATINUM YET AGAIN PRAISE HER
>>557869315When the race started and I saw that "late start" I just skipped to the end
>VBourbon rates are way better than XOguri and SmaruWasn't she supposed to be the third of the soulless metaslave triforce? I was ready to see anons having to pity, just like with the former two.
>>557869160>post numbers and WR>>5578683921/11522 69.1% Win rate
>mihoyo slopbon
>>557869374lmao noob
>>557869331uhhhh holy fuck cygenerous??? 2100 carets???
oshi gaming worked, even if it’s only b finalsyou saw nothing
>>557869152Bourbon really likes me I guess.
>>557869363One tenner won't hurt.
So should I roll for the support cards at all? Guts bakushin is supposed to be pretty good right?
>making an event with 2 turbo autists as the main characters on a chocovalentine's eventwho is the target audience here
>>557869424Meishit Doodoo
>>557869424Stupid cow
>>557869535me
We did it lads!
>>557869424why are you such a villain
thread trying to make me jerk off but im going to bed. actually that will prevent me jerking off (I got 6 hours into nofap last time)
>>557868898Didn't even have to use all my tickets either. Thank you Shiraoki-sama I am your most humble servant.
648 909 008 047Shana753951just take my account so I can be gone for good fuck this shit
I AM THE KING OF SPRINT(I got matched against complete jobbers)
>Air Groove paces down to nineth place and stays there the entire race>Everyone else fires all their accel skills just after early race ends>Lost by 3 lengths to second placeFuck sprint. Glad I put in 0 effort.
lost CM, but this only took 8 tickets and 60 pulls, and I got a bonus Archery Rudolf too (and dupe McQueen/fantasy Pasa goddamnit)! LET'S FUCKING GO saves me 21k carats
>want to throw a tenner>but need to save for Finemo
WARNING! if you pull for Vbourbon you WILL be club exiled for being a metaslave
17/81 :3
>matched into a gigajobber lobby>my A+ curren is 2nd favorite>ends up winning despite having had a 10% overall winrate and not even ultinguma musume is truly a skill-based game
>>557869629goodnight anon
>PasaYou didn't win.>FalcoYou didn't win.>Air Groove.You didn't win>BakushinYou didn't win.>CurrenYou didn't win.
>>557869498It will. I know it will.
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Am I supposed to be pulling for the Uma or Cards right now or skipping? I have like 15k Carats + 3k Paid and don't even know what to get after I got Kitasan
I only have 33K catats but I put a 10 pull on her didnt get anything. all im saving for is a random card banner spark to roll for riko card
>tfw using capricorn win tickets on V-bourbon pulls
>>557869676not kidding when I say complete jobbers btw, this was one of the Taikis I was facingMy good finals rng was immediately punished by having to go to pity to get both Valentines units and being below the expected 3* rate
>>557869765My King got me 2nd so yeah I didn't win
>>5578691602nd, 66.7%
More like mihomo bubonic plague. Stupid rat whore.
Whalefriends please drop code for Guts Bakushin
>>557869282Don't drink bourbon that much but this stuff was real good
>>557869535is bourbon actually a robot or is she just autistic
>lucky non-whale lobby againthanks
Curren CM, sorry Falco
Nyo......
>>557869874when I first started playing I thought her fan was a pregnancy test and I kept playing oguri going "im gonna get her pregnant im gonna get her pregnant" and "pregori cap"
>>557869830well, if you are low spender/f2p you dont pull for anything and save up 120k for tacyon speed enjoy
Christ, what the fuck am I doing. $300 on fucking horse game. I can't afford that. I literally can't afford that but I fell into a hysteric trance after losing the CM. Oh my god I need to quit now I literally need to quit I can't afford this.
>>557869765>Mutated?You didn't win>4chansformed?You won even if you lost.
I think my Eishin lost her Valentine outfit in the mail...
>>557869736Damn someone lower than me. I got somewhere in the low 5K
>>557869830>no 30kSaveMaybe paid single pull every day, you'll have 7% chance to roll a target unit by the end of the bannerWhen Kitasan (uma) shows up, you can spark for her at a discount as you get free pulls, but you obviously also use paid dailies to knock off another thousand off her spark cost, and even use the trainee pull tickets
>PLAN X IS BAD>>PLAN X IS BAD>>>PLAN X IS BAD>>>>PLAN X IS BAD>>>>>PLAN X IS BAD>>>>>PLAN X IS BAD>>>>>PLAN X IS BAD
>>557869992yeah you just paid $300 for a digital horse anime girl you do need to stop
>>557869992>cant afford thatit's ok anon, you can still make rent right? there's plenty of cheap food out there...
>>557869992may as well quit later, the money wont come back
>>557869924just autistic and her dad showed her gundams early on
It just wasn't meant to be
I LOVE ACCELERATIONS
>>557870146I'll just lose more money, I'm deleting my account, I thought I'd quit at MANT anyway but I'm not risking this happening again
>>557870169my daughter nice nature
>>557869992If you quit you'll have learnt nothing and the $300 will be a complete waste.If you continue you may fail again but at the very least you'll enjoy your new $300 png of a horse girl.
>>557869992god i love having self control
rate cm9
>get 2nd in the CM because my Oguri didn't activate a single one of her 4 recoveries despite 1200 wit and the other Bakushin beat mine by a neck>pity on Bourbon, 4th pity in a rowThis game hates me.
>>557870067Who needs Plan X when my Curvature and Speed Star proc'd just before the final straight
>lose by a neck>try practicing against the same Umas>lose by much worseOh well, I guess its just how it is >>557869830Pull for the Uma if you have the spark. Bourbon has Groundwork, Concentration and Front Runner savy on her kit
My FM funds disappeared...
>>557870179Holy moly
long-shot star x20I'm so fucking mad
>>557870220First time I got into A finals (I lost)/10
>>557869886I wish my King had gotten second, I think I would have preferred your results over mine.
>>557869992if it helps you quit faster, the uma you just spent all your hard earned cash on will lose all its power in like 2 weeks when global gets pink skills early
So can we all agree that the biggest gaslight is Sprint CM being completely RNG?
some of you need professional help
Chocobon getto. I had to spark her...
Capricorn is my zodiac sign so the results this CM hit harder than the usual CMs. My team jobbed and maybe I really should have took my Tama instead of 3 pace. Kuyashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
cute
>>557869992>lose CM and enter hysteric piggy trancemany such cases
>>557870169oisuuu
So is Valentine's Eishin good for anything? (Aside sucking dick)
I will be exporting the chrono .csv exporting it to sheets and if you flatline for the event you are marked and if you dont come back soon after you get kicked
>>5578702205/10. worst so far, despite the fun early rounds. first one I felt like I had to mutate and do dedicated parent runs for, and it didn't pay off.
>>557870220Curren rules Falco drools
>>557870319I lost to late starts and skills not proccing with 1k+ wit.
>>557870239Roll on the rerun anonLike I'll have to do
What is the bad word in VVVVVL0st by 3 l3ngth5 t0 4n S+ B4ku5h1n. PDM c4n st3p 0n a l3g0.
Any worth it to spark for a Bourbon if I already got both banner umas. Feels like spending 3k more carats is a waste for a dupe but missing losing out on my pity points is also a waste
Valentine animations doko?
>>557870319>"it's RNG! get random accels bro!">You only needed speed star along with head on + plancha + mummy to win
>>557870220Did not deserve to be in A finals, only got a single 3/5 round on the second day, ended up winning anyway and then got Vbobo from the CM reward tickets. 7/10
>>557870319I want 5/5 twice and 0/5 twice with the same comp so no, it's all luckshit and for scrubs unlike the other distances which all have a wide array of strats beyond "pray for no late start and timely procs versus 6 other identical horses"
>FOUR fronts>Bakushin ends up second, didnt trigger unique or its onI haven't seen a single four front lobby for the whole CM....
>agemasen BOFA speed welfare>only 5% RBEasy skip
>>557869992do it, seriously just do itthis is what gacha games always have in mind towards their players - it's like spicy food, all these plants and shit make these spices to make it so we fuck off by fucking us up, but in moderation we get to enjoy them. it doesn't change the fact that the point is to fuck us up, so when that happens that means we should absolutely leg ituse this moment of clarity and get out and find joy in life, or come back when you're in a better state of mind, show urself that u can still exercise control over ur life by at least not looking at this game for a day, dont convert ur gdp into fag ass jp ceo's yachts
>>557870478They said those will be here in march
>>557870392She's a good cook
>>557869943Oh, it was a sign!Merry Christmas minnaCarats are staying with me until the yeppers or the next flash alt banner
I came 3rd. gn anons
>>557870579thanks
>>557870464You already got your 1800 carat discount bro and you're at 4200, no point in going any lower the 90 stars aren't worth itI've spent 20 pulls to redeem SMaru and I wish I didn't.
>>557870220Got my 3rd win in a row despite sucking absolute dick the previous turns
jobbed the whole group phase just to have my bakushin make all these falcos and currens eat dirt in the finalsI kneel to the smartest uma
>drop huge banner simultaneously with CM results>winners are more likely to feel emboldened to ride their luck wave and pull with their winnings>losers are more likely to pull to try and distract themselvesthese fuckers know exactly what they're doing don't they
POST YOUR WINRAR
> Nah bro you're only winning because the lobbies you're getting are all A+ shitters, etcWhat now Suzuka deniers? Never bet against orang
>>557870220Sprint CM was sold to me to be the ultimate coinflip CM but Eru was consistent as fuck winning the plat for me.Longslop was more RNG than this. 6/10 overall, Mile > Medium > Sprint > Long so far in terms on how fun was the CM.
>>557870319Yes, but only because every CM is RNG.
Curren CM
Why do we have so many metafags in the thread? Why are you falling for the gaslight again? Did you forget what happened with SMaru?
REEEEEEE GIVE ME CHOCO BOBO
>>557870067It's not. It's gamba, but you only have to roll the dice once instead of twice. With Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale, you roll which straight and then you roll again which part of that straight. I don't know why anons ever thought PX was bad (most likely gaslightator), there's a good chance for the accel to overlap late-race. You're going to be hearing the same with unrestrained in CM10 btw.
>>557870319This is the only CM where I got a 0/5 and a 5/0 in the same round so yeah pretty RNG
>>5578702207/10. Did (relatively) well in Qualifiers, total of 66% win rate over all 4 days but then RNG fucked me on Finals with two late starters and no one proccing skills.Fact is, it is an RNGfest and I knew that going in so I can't be too disappointed. I'm more annoyed that I'm going to have to go to pity for Vbourbon and I could have really used the extra carats.
bit less perk, but more volume
I've always been coping with 2nd place all these time but I got my first ever 3rd place and it feels very frustrating maybe it's actually time to quit the game
Sorry, boys, no time to run the final, sweepy is busy!
>>557870220>didn't have curren>no sprint parents whatsoever>still got A second by a neckGoing back to milekino will feel so good even if it's dirt.
>>557870670>gutsmaxkek
>>557870628Yeah I was leaning towards saving my carats, I will listen to your advice, thanks anon.
>>557870658Gutsy move because in that way, unlucky losers are very likely to drop altogether, unless they don't care about this banner. In general, there are more losers than winners and the banner rates are kinda shit
>>557870485and just how am I supposed to get head-on reliably?
Still have 30k carats
>>557870773EXPLODE
I got my ass beat bwos
>>557870670based devilish debuff suzuka. This is my orange winner.
>>557870841currentchumps what the fuck is this?
>>557870220the worst by far/10. I really can't overstate how much i hated it. I lost to so many jobbers during the prelims that I knew even if i matched with jobers in finals, luck would fuck me over again. 2 Mediocre uma with okay skills and only 800 power managed to hold the front the entire race, makes no sense. A taiki that didnt even fire SFV w/ sub 900 power won. Hate, hate, hate. If i ever do a sprint CM again I will definitely put as low effort as possible. Finals win would've softened my hate, but I'd still consider it the worst by far.
yeah fuck you too
>>557870220Monkey mush braindead/10. Not worht putting effort into.
>got 3rd>1st and 2nd were curren alright I’m joining the curren hatersdumbass slut
I did it. Now I'm going to bed>>557870575
>>557870220Pic related
THE FASTEST JOBBER
>picked Karen>sandbagged last day of A group for easy opps>1/6,064It's just that easy.
>>557870718I didn't roll for smaru because she's a whore hag, I will happily fall for gaslights if the uma is kinda cute
>>557868150>Group B third placeYeah, I'm washed. It's over. Time to retire. Can't win anything that isn't a medium race.
Is this the first CM that /uma/ didn't have a post CM lobby, and the first time Kaite's MIA ?
The past 10 runs have been the same, if I see late surger savy pop up from a bubble then the run is fucking doomed. I mean this literally. Every time I see that skill, the rainbows disappear and chains just stop. Why is this skill cursed? Why does it always tank my run?
>>557868532Which uma is the CM Punk of uma?
>>557870904Unrelated but why are Chiyono reaction images always fire?
>All you had to do to unlock the 2nd line is click on them after they finished saying the line after changing outfitsI can't believe I didn't think of this.
I DID IT FRENS!1
>>557870392dominator debuffer for mediumsshe's ok once we get her evolved skills, but she's not really anything more than that for now
>>557870931bwo...
>>557870931you know that does nothing, right?
>>557870220I played maybe 10 careers total for my aces and ended up in 30% winrate in groups just for my bakushin to win A finals anyway10/10
>>557870931You'll be back within 30 days
>>557871037Maybe he lost, for the first time.
>>557871051cheers!
>>557870718What happened with SMaru? She's been my top performer in every other CM, even in longs
>>557870931You won the gacha game.
>>557870931you’re gonna cancel the deletion when mant releaseschargeback so you get refunded and banned
>>557870841nice black bars and tiny res including free artifacts
>>5578702207/10 because the game gave me a jobber lobby and I won
>>557870220BAD DAY ON DAY 2 OF ROUND 2, BUT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE FINALS WAS MASTERFUL WITH A 10/10. THIS COLLAGE SUCKS BUT BIWA CERTAINLY DIDN'T, DIDN'T SUCCUMB TO PACE DOWN AND ULTED INTO A GREAT RUSHING GALE TIMING.I WAS WORRIED BECAUSE THE OTHER TWO TEAMS WERE S+ EXCEPT FOR TOP GUY'S XOGURI. HELL, BOTTOM GUY HAD AN INSANE WIN RECORD WITH 65 WINS TOTAL, BUT SHE DID IT>TORENA-KUN, ARIGATONO, THANK YOU, YOU GOT ME INTO A FINAL AND CLUTCHED THE WIN WE NEEDED.BIWA LOVEWAIT, HER NAME IS HAYAHIDEHAYAHIDE LOVEThis only makes two platinums for me but that's already more than I expected lmao
>>557871037>danchou quits>no post cm lobbyhehehe
>>557871037I lost else I'd make one
>>557870535meanwhile I opted not to run a front because If I run a front, I always lose. But if my fronts the only front, I win (not with that front) - I hate sprint CM so much. I've always had terrible luck in matchmaking for every PVP game i've ever played, but some of the insane luck others have with their finals and WRs is baffling (not saying your uma is shit, just that my umas were superior 90% of the time on paper, but lost a whole lot more.)
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI even plugged in my tablet just to make a less shitty doodle for the first time in a long while!
>>557870718I'm literally training S.Maru for next CM what are you on she's still good
Damage report?
>>557870894Nice
>>557871179>chargeback so you get refunded and bannedHow is this done? I imagine it only works on the Cygames store but I bought through Steam.
>>557870220Im more annoyed that my zodiac cup is the most gambleheavy one of all than me losing in A Finals. At least I won the real gamble.
>>557871037>our strongest lobby maker is deadNOT LIKE THIS
>>557871195Congrats, Biwabro. You are truly a first-class trainer, not just because you won, but because you managed to win with your wife.
>>5578713326 7
>want flash>3rd ticket>bourbonAAAAH, I don't wanna spendmy carats, I need cheerleader Nature
>>557871037>kaiteyou mean the TRANSSEXUAL DOXXER? GOOD RIDDANCE.
>>557871326Just call your bank
>>557871261trve sovl
Won B finals with this team. Thank you, Air Wife.Proof Wit is a psyop, you don't need to be smart to sprint.
>>557871051very good, congratswhats the stats?
fuck this gay earth
>>557871276Balls = EmptiedDick = Pissed cleanMind = Open and focused
>>557871326through your bank or paypal if you used that
>>557870931Congrats on handing 300 dollars to japanese salary men for free I guess lolCompletely baffling as to why you would spend with zero confidence in your investment
>>557871195i kneel oshichad.
>always get jack shit from daily rolls>whatever I'll throw one on the bobo banner>rainbow gatesholy basedDeutschland Uber AllesI don't even have the original Eishin Flash
>>557871027Atleast you won in the only distance bracket that matters. After all, every non-medium is a mickey mouse race where effort does not translate into results.
/uma/ 3rd losers closure race.83801487Join with only one uma please.
>>557871195>>557871261kino sisters winning
>+4 witFUCK OFF
>>557871045her face is ridiculously cute.She was my CM ace, shame she couldnt win finals but oh well
>>557871037If you want a post CM race just say so.Not a cool whale like him but join in with your winners.799062277990622779906227
> Check out who I won against> Leader of a top 10 clubNeat
>>557871587nobody here lost their CM bwo
Host the winners room
300 pulls in a row with fucking nothing, just what the fuck is wrong with this gameone more banner like this and I quitfucking long-shot star
>>557870220Fun / 10I ran Pasa and Taishin
>>557871428>>557871527I don't think they'll approve the request because I had to manually approve the transactions through my banking app, maybe I can ask them to raise it anyway and explain it'll work like a gambling block by banning the account (lots of banks do gambling blocks)
>>557871672did you at least win group A?
>>557871652
>2100 carats in mailbox2100 carats in mailbox>2100 carats in mailbox2100 carats in mailbox>2100 carats in mailbox2100 carats in mailbox>2100 carats in mailbox2100 carats in mailboxCYGENEROUS
>>557871642Wait, made it wrong.276232812762328127623281Bring your winner now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>557871648I kneel, Gigachad
>>557871672>300 pullsbut why
a second quit just hit the /uma/ club building...
>>557871037Kaite is still alive. He probably still haven't watched his CM.
>>557870220ichiban kawaii/10
In fact what's the quickest way to get banned? CheatEngine?
>>557871886but my winner is my worst uma
CM was shit, but at least got cute German for tickets, so its alright
A FINALS' JOBBERS' or winners', I can't stop you RACESEND FORTH YOUR HIGHEST PLACING CM UMA (a single one don't be an animal)626673696266736962667369
>>557871378>>557871551>>557871597Thank you bwos! I did mention this as my second plat win, this was the other one, Laisu in Virgo. Shiraoki-sama made it clear, if I'm to get proper wins, meta isn't the way. I don't know if I can make it work for Aquarius, but I am looking to figure out oshi building for that.
>>557871587There's still rooms for 5 3rd bros. Please share my suffering
>>557871040Special Week
>>557871261I noticed that I wrote P instead of B in the filenames, whoops! Its just Group B but I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY that my oshiwife was the one that won for me
>>557871648lmao. umazing. I went and checked mine and the guy I robbed was in a top 100 club, I never thought to actually look at these people before this.
>late startURARA DIDN'T DESERVE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557870220Air Groove/10I was losing to Air Grooves during queues, and I lost to her in finals. It's really something.
cutie that's the wrong banner...
>>557872007Probably telling the game company that you're cheating
>>557872076I can join with my winner so you manage to beat her and feel even worse about your CM loss
STRONGEST UMADOL WINS AGAIN
>>557871952200 pulls here + 100 free pulls on tama/fuku
cygenerious
>>557871037>>557871994He's here, joining jobber lobbies
>>557872007Don't think there's a way to get autobanned, I've been using cheat engine to speed up animations since global launched. Apart from some stuff like not letting the game run on VMs the anticheat is cosmetic.
>>557872076do you take B Finals winners?
>>557872067i may start to stop worrying about meta and just use my umas with how their stats are set, mutating is sort of fun but in the long run i want to use umas set for their specific distances and track typeonce again, congrats, cute trio
Don't think I saw a single Air Groove or King Halo win the entire cm. Why did people bring them? I bought 3 pace chasers. El was strongest with around 37% win rate. Taiki and Bakushin were about 15-18% each. Bakushin won the finals. Good cm.
>>557872218KWAB
>>557872007Just delete your account. I felt like ass paying six bucks for carats for dober, sever if youre the $300 guy
>>557872345If there's room, sure.
>>557871886>13/18it's umaover
>>5578720298/18DON'T TELL ME THE POST CM LOBBY TRADITION IS DEAD
>>557872370I keep saying that after I lose a CM but then I go back to training meta umas next CM
>>557872076I won, but I could join with my 3rd place uma
Now that we all got Bourbon what are we spending on next?
anyone got the valentine image of Flash' 20/10 gift?
>>557872407I did delete my account but there's the 30 day window thing and I don't trust myself to stay off despite uninstalling on both PC and phone.I'm writing a contact form thingy to Cygames saying that if they don't ban my account I will break their ToS repeatedly until they do
>>557872309>he's aliveALL IS GOOD IN /uma/
Why is there a new thread when the other one is at 300 posts?
>>557872467>>557872438>there are two lobbies and neither can fill/v/ma would never have this issue...
>this is my current best dirt horse>simply because it got fast learnerBreh...
It wasn't meant to be.
>>557872386>King HaloOshi fans because her kit's pretty meh.>Air GrooveShe's actually pretty strong but you do have to train her well. I saw some well built Air Grooves win pretty hard
>>557872589Kek.
what's the lazy option for Aquarius
>>557870220Capricorn (as in Peakricorn) was pretty fun. It was nice being able to use King in a CM.
>>557872502The best Mejiro
>>557872561I didn't see one of them
>>557872589atashi ga ichiban
>>557872502Bourbon? I got Flash
>>557872489No. B winners are jobbers too so we are kin. You go to the winners' race!
>>557872502
>>557872642>Pace Pasa + 2 late surgersThe metagawd maximum effort option is triple fronts (Front Pasa)
>>557870220better than longslop/10
>>557871640Chiyo was my ace too. She came in 9th.
I feel a little embarrassed for double-posting but I gotta bragMY QUEEN MY GOAT, Cygames definitely went all out to keep me from flatlining
>>557872781lovey dovey baby making
Give me the chocolate BHisao
>>557872642Front Christmas OguriLate Surger OG MaruzenskyEnd Closer Seiun
>first time I got 3rd in grade BI fucking hate sprints
>>557872792>triple frontswhich fronts aside from Pasa?
>>557872386I've been shoving winners into my practice list and there's plenty Halos and Grooves, though it's mostly Curren and Bakushin
Let's fucking go my lowest wr uma won, now this will ease the pain of not having a single dirt parent or uma ready
>>557872842Who is this Uma?
>>557872817>b finalbut based nonethelesscongrats eishinchad
>>557872817Grats on that win but also XPLODE
>>557870220Building aces was a lot of fun. One of my Aces had almost a 50% win rate in the "RNG" CM, Pasa though so it didn't count.Also Dober got some wins so I'm happy
>>557872817difficult to look directly at this post because it radiates so much sovl energy
>Give horse amazing tits.>Cover them up in their alt.Is there any way to use the original outfit with the different skill?
>>557872642late oguri, pace pasa, pace taiki take mummy/plancha for pace and pump/pulse for late
>>557872642Falcon + Taiki + Digitan
>>5578726421-2 pace chasers + late surger, will brick against triple front meta though
>>557872532gamer i dont think uve taken the correct steps, you're still thinking about the game and posting about the game and talking about the game, and instead of taking it easy (taking a simple rest from the game) ur nuking ur account and talking about nuking ur account, which means you'll be back + even more angry at urselfde-nuke ur account, take a deep breather, take a walk, watch a bozo movie, it's not about going from one extreme to another, it's about taking life back under ur control - it doesn't mean that u have to punish yourself by quitting the game forever cold turkey, you can still play it, just with some real spending limits and understanding that the game IS designed to get you to roll and spend more and that it will test your resolvebad investments happen, this is simply a fairly expensive lesson in how to recognize one, now its up to u to address it without getting too mad at urselfturn ur pc off and take a walk, it'll be good for your mental and your bones
>>557871149Runaway Suzuka came out early which kinda fucked her over but she's still good and she'll be even more relevant with MANT because no runaway there
>got 3rd because one of the faggots in my lobby brought a runaway suzuka that caused my late surger AI to break and sit 10 miles back and the closest pace to the front (not mine) wonfucking kill yourself suzu cheese strat nigger I'm so sick of this shit
>>557872386My 30% WR Groove paced down to 9th place and died on the track. I feel robbed.
>>557870220last time you get to spam speed and wit rainbows before four months of climaxslop
>>557872976But I'm not talking about the game or any of its mechanics, I'm talking about my account and deleting the account.The game is maliciously addictive so this is the only way anon
>>557872817>B finalsYou didn't win
>>557873015if your late had higher wit, she would've won stayed closer and won
>>557872938bottom right buttonit's just for you and it doesn't change the skill animation, though it does change the outfit used for the victory pose
>>557872938they also gave her a breast reduction on her swimsuit altcygames HATES her
>>557872882Falco and Smaru if lazy.VBorb if you want to mutate.
>>557872938>use the original outfit with the different skillThat's been in the game for months now
>>557872938Don't look at her summer alt
>>557871037>>557871347I didn't bother with room matches this CM because it just felt kinda pointless. And also kinda busy recently, but still playing. Just not as active in the thread.>>557871120I've lost twice alreadydon't remind me>>557872309Because I am a jobber...!
can I run fronts without owning suzuka yet or am I still waiting until mant
I appreciate the globalboard clubInteresting to peek in sometimes, today I see there's a 2 month old corpse in there
>>557872938>amazing titsproof???
Is 300 the REAL soft cap for Wit?
>>557873015Umamusume is a Wit game.
>>557871587Well, you won. Does it feel better knowing you had what it takes and you fucked up when it mattered anyway?
>>557870319>So can we all agree that the biggest gaslight is Sprint CM being completely RNG?Biggest thing was PDM, but the race was short enough and wit high enough that you could cancel PDM for the whole duration with enough early/mid skills
>>55787202917/18 in this one
>>557872907It's the rabi uma template uma
>>557873124did you win capricorn??
>>557873074>1200 wit isn't enough, try increasing your witthanks Tazuna great advice
>kaite gone>king of the fairies goneonly 4rze remains
>>557872990That's not gonna stop Suzuka fags from running her in Unity just for Runaway
>>557873015well, why wasn't your pace at the front?
Mambo!
just feel like i cant justify sparking for an alt outside of meta reasons3 costume events isnt worth it
>>557873218Read the thread retard, he's hereDunno who the second or third guy is
>>557873205nyes
>>557872029>14 minutes ago>still hasn't filledIt's so fucking over
>>557873219sure but she'll have dogshit stats comparatively and will be a blocker that won't work half the time at best
>>557871886The Fukukitaru got Super Lucky Seven
>>557873218kaite is LITERALLY in lobbies right now preforming our post-CM ritual humiliation races. where are YOU, anon?
>>557871886Results.>late start into last placeEru...
>>557873067metaslaving to win group a is less sovlful than oshigrinding to win group b
>>557869992>only 300first gacha? I've spent 300 on week one alone, and the number is climbing
>>557873394Chiyo? More like Chokeyo
post your current emotion
>>557873394My shitty low winrate Akebono managed to win the actual Finals and this meme race. I'm impressed desu
Thank you my fellow bronze collectors for participating in the 3rd's lobby.Seeing that Pasa getting pace down was painfull but allowed mine to reach 2nd and barely winning. Thanks for joining!>>557873174The race might not be as RNG as people thought so, but it certainly had its work in the race just as we can see in this race, in the end everyone had chances, it just suck.
>>557873374yeah and she came in 12th anyway just like in my actual CM. fuck my gay orange life.
>>557873394>A+ winner above all these S and S+truly this was the most honest CM
>>557873467
>>557873136Triple fronts are good enough. You have to buy NSM on each of them though on the off-chance there's someone using a rabbit so you can also propel off that guy's rabbit.
>top 10yeppers
>>557873394>that last placeOkay that got a chuckle out of me. I'm not sad as I was minutes ago
Hello there Trainer, I am a HUMAN reporter and journalist working for the UNN. What? You say this area is off limits to the media? No no, you see Im allowed to be here I have a press pass so I am good. Small talk aside lets talk about you and your Umas, how was your Champion Meeting today so far? Are you finding success? Who are your trainees and how do you feel about them as umamusumes? Any romantic feelings? What kind of reward are you considering giving to your trainees should they bring home a platinum trophy?
>>557873124You don't join rooms to practice, you do it to bond with your bros
>>557873467Jobbed finals but got bourbon in 10 so all is well
>>557873417Whatever makes you cope lil gup
>>557873254trolled by a late start
>>557873098You have to own the original in order to do that, no?
>>557872652Can't to blow my load on her
>>557873652ok nigga let's see yours
>>557873540nice, triple fronts it is
>>557873104why did they do that to her tits...
I wonder how my danchou did in the cm! Oh...
>>557872029RESULTSRICE COULD DO ITRACE VIDEO RECORDED BY YOURS TRULY USING A 2009 PROCESSOR:https://litter.catbox.moe/po3dbl1dmadnow38.mp4
>LAISU WINNERI AM CURRENTLY ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW
UOHHHHH NISHINO FLOWER IS SO CUTE
>>557873679Sex with the King
>>557868242The school is ripe with the stench of autism
>>557873832>catbox doxxAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>557873782I hate Curren
>Event started Danchou, I promise to bring you 7 million fans by reset
>>557873067B finals is ironically better than getting 3rd place A. You get the gold title and same everything else. Placing 3rd in A finals is actually ultra humiliation.
>>557873832>pits censored
>>557873832saw some old names there
R I C E S H O W E Roshi gaming absolutely vindicated in these lobbies today holy moly
>>557873832> armpitsKek
>>557873951Nta but I rather have the chance in a finals than be a b shitter
>>557873646Yeah, true, but again I haven't been as active in the thread as usual. Also, it definitely felt like there have been a lot less lobby posting the past few CMs. I usually post lobbies if I'm feeling I need the practice.
I was thinking of bringing V.Flash to the dirt CM but then I remembered her aptitude in milesIt's even more of a stretch than what I'm trying to do now
How do we get uma chocolate? I need Bourbon RAM sticks
Has anyone here actually managed to get Speed Fukukitaru's support chain to complete? My luck with her is so bad that I've never even seen the third event
Post em
I have gotten 2nd Place for the 8th time nowNo moreI am becoming a full on metafaggotFUCK this game and FUCK (You)I am using Falcon/Taiki/COguri next CM
>>557874016Holy fuck, Cygames is evil
>>557873832That's my girl! Superb stayer SPRINT SLAYER!
>>557873124>>557873124>. Just not as active in the thread.Completely understandable
Presented without comment.
>>557873417This
>>557874016you're welcome
>>557874089once it's pretty sad
>>557873832jesus that giant mass of umas all coming in behind rice, what a glorious clusterfuck this CM was
>>557874092Here is mine, thoughts?
>>557874092Horses you like or horses you ownAlso this is kind of silly because med/long are usually interchangeable, same with mile/med
>>557874016What, you need more?
>>557874089I haven't even bothered to borrow that card
>>557873832What are you doing my Wedding Groove? This is the second time she's paced down an entire /vg/ lobby.
>>557874089several times yeah
>>557874175I know what the event is because I went to Umareader to see it, but whenever I use the card I'm stuck in +4 Wit hell
>>557873832doxxed again...
second place againlost to a falco, my paces were well positioned but got passed late race, suzuka managed to grab second even though she was stuck behind falco the entire race
>>557873467Lost my star sign
>>557873832>buhi gets 1st fave and gets btfo
>>557874089Many times. Most of the time I make it past the first 2 but then the third never shows up.
>>557874105there's no point in oshi gaming when the winning concerts arent even in anyway just maximize carat gain
>>557874308honestly I like the doxx sometimes. It's refreshing to see recognizable names still around. like Oberon, supreme slayer of witgod and enemy of the people.
>>557874351we don't call /uma/ vets buhi's
>>557873832https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=23c2f1142ee6Here's the hakuraku, I was rooting for the sprint Chiyono but she didn't use half her skills
Master bros...We won
>>557873467Got VBourbon, VFlash and Tamamo Cross who I missed during her banner in 55 pulls. Today was a good day
>>557873467Got Eishin and Bobo in 20 tickets
>>557874395The concerts don't matterONLY THE PLATINUM TITLE MATTERS
>>557874404Oberon is washed up
Chocobourbon GET!
>>557873883left was literally trained to become a silly dork by her fatherright is BASED, very normal, super ultra HOT and I wanna fuck her
>>557874092Oguri goes in all areas >>557874206>Sprint GI pray for you
Saudi account status?
How much of a difference is there between B Dirt and A dirt?>>557873467Pretty good, 2nd place but Bobo saved me 29k carats
I can't wait for new bobo rollers to meet the VILLAIN on her career
>>557874516I want to see the absolute humiliation ritual of the other dude's umas cheering to my champion singing Ms. Victoria.
>>557874413>that fuku accel nearly tearing her out of the pack at the last secondwhat the fuck? i mean she lost but am i missing something about that honse?
>>557874516if its your first one sure but its not taurus anymore if you have like 5+ at this point they're all the same the 100m uma fan count title is more impressive
>Ask friend how he did for Group A finals>Refuses to elaborateBros....
>>557874092
"Wish the Trainer would cum inside of me already I'm kind of hungry again he should bring me to McDonald's after this or I'm going bit off his penis next time he tries to convince me that his seed taste sweet
do you like this dog
>2nd place CM>Vburb in 10A reasonable trade john cygames
Geschlechtsverkehr with Furasshu
>>557874674Heros always win
Are you supposed to use all your scout tickets first or wait until you're close to pity for optimal pulling?
She beat Bourbon and came instead...
Why can't /uma/ be this active?
>>557874848Holy Villain
>>557874845Light a stick of incense in your Shiraoki shrine and use your tickets immediately.
When is the next Pakatube where all the new umas and Forever Young will be announced?
>>557874804I love boyumas (female)
>>5578749213 days 11 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCM
>>557874785enough to spark her>>557874823https://youtu.be/TqDsMEOYA9g?t=14>>557874963HOLY BASED>female ningeHOLY CRINGE
The weak fear the strong.
>>5578749214 days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCM
>>557870319Biggest gaslight was people recommending any other skill than focus first
bros i need help!if i only have 7.5k carats right now, is it better to save up for ntr ssr maru ssr or tachyon ssr?
>>557874674Rice can only bully shitty Bobo. Choco Bobo will rape her
>>557874089Three times. Twice was a +3 hint level, once a +1 hint level for Super Lucky 7Often times the chain shits itself at the first one
>>557874660-10% compared to A or -15% compared to S>>557874845Daily pulls (unless you're rushing)>Tickets (pulling with tickets is aids but one spent on umas means a 150 saving for cards)>Carats
>winning plat for this CM which I doomposted constantly>thisWhat a great day
>>557875014no one cares, Whorren
My Grade A Finalshttps://files.catbox.moe/b20yen.mp4
>>557874730It's about the principle Olympian medals are technically all the same too...
You're not Bourbon...
>>557874785>you didn't even know when my work would be finished... you must have been freezing, right?>yes! but I got to see you, so it's okay!she's loyal like a dog
>when tamamo stops using rushing gale at the startOnly B mile too.
>>557873631>how was your Champion Meeting today so far?So so. Got into Group A finals by the skin of my teeth and got 2nd place, lost out to a S+ Base Groove because my Curren late-started. >Who are your trainees and how do you feel about them as umamusumes?For this CM I had Bakushin, Curren, and Halloween Creek. I am madly in love with Creek so despite the results I will be having a nice night with her.
How good is the welfare speed Jordan? I saw it included in rental deck in JP i wonder if it's good
>>557875150nice try groovy bwo
>>557875179i'll take that over bourbon cygays please
>>557875132Damn that's harsh, you really need that A, thanks
just extend the background a little and it's a complete full-screen ult, still don't get why they force the bars
>>557875150Akebono sure is HUGE
i NEED TO FUCK THIS BRO AAAAAAAA I WANNA HANG OUT WITH HER AND CASUALLY FUCK OR TOUCH HER TITs
>>557875150perhaps next time, gambleGOD
>>557875229slightly worse than MLB SR sweepy
>>557875056just skip ntr that card suckspull on maru rerun insteadhope you luckshit on tachyon banner
>roll for sex bobo since I have no good frontrunners (maya a shit)>get archer luna insteadeither way gotta fap
>>557874845You save them for a banner you want and you start with them
>>557874851NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT LOSE TO OUR RIVALS THIS INDIGNITY IS INSUFFERABLE NOOOOOOOOOOO
bourbon's career is literally impossible
oh shit it's the girl......literally who?
>>557875380weird face style
>>557874845Save. 10 tickets are worth 1500 'rats (20 bucks). Using 1 for a cheeky pull now and then is OK but they add up if you save 'em.
>>557875294Anon, no! Think of the nokia flip phones
still 0 cm wins...
Post uma pics that you saved but never get the chance to post.
YOU BABS ENJOY YOUR SLOPSHIT LUCK CM WIN YOU ARE NYOT WINNING ANY OF THE NEXT ONES SO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
>>557875294Old story, different dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTn7MrRTE_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUmW0k5dBu0The ways of the Japanese Phone Jew is long and slopy
>>557875457it's the anal obsessed brown artist style
>>557875447Walking Mejiro Sex
>>557872502Nishino Flower, or else
>Fuji KisekiDAMNIT
>>557875517
>>557875549wouldn't go that far, just doesn't look like rudolf
>>557875294now post pokke's ult
>>557875545Would it fucking kill you to post someone else
>>557875630RAPED
>>557872502mambo
>>557875517thought I was going to use it during the kita rerun, but nah
>>557875660Guy really loves Stay Gold
Forgive me for doubting my queen... if I had you in the team in round 2 earlier I might've get matchmade into a sweatier lobby
>557875660 >557875727I'm not even him you tiny limp dick having schizo /umajp/ spammer
>>557875461save for that guaranteed 2* ticket-enabled ten-pull that will come any day now for sure
bobo dance
>>557874845save. only retarded gambling addicts daily pull
>>557875782at least post a looping version
>>557875517everyone likes seiun
>>557874845Tickets first in case you luckshit like I did and got Valentine Eishin Flash in 24 pulls
I get it now, don't really try hard in cm but just do fan runs and roll for umas...that's how you play...
>>557875863I see boy I press "like"Schrimple as.
pollfucker here, no more polls from me from awhile. I run frontsAND TWICE IN A ROW NOW RUNAWAY SUZUKA HAS RUINED MY CMSI HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BITCH ALL CMWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
>>557875863
>Eishin Flash>Baker>Has a small ass
>>557874674BObo's unique recovers stamina so Haruten is piss easy.
>>557871235It wasnt a jobber lobby for sure. With all the things that went horribly wrong at least i got the silver...https://files.catbox.moe/88pfys.mp4
>>557872642Whatever you have that's dirt A or B
>>557875950>runaway suzuka>sprintyou are literally haunted by a demon that should not exist
>>557875987That is very impressive
>>557876014I mean a guy here won with Oonigger Suzuka so...
>won with baukshin>oshi got 6thbittersweet but I take it
>>557875441It's very hardShe was my first 3* and remember struggling a lot until I rerolled
Why does Bourbon talk like a robot?
I wonder how angry the anti-jp schizo will get during pakalive
>>557875517+1 to the image limit
>>557876101OiOi oi oiDantsu Flame is NOT a mare
won platdid a cheeki 10pullgot 9whiteswhat an eggcelent day
>>557876160Autism, please undastand, mastah
>>557876014What's insane is this happenned back to back, back in sagg this fucking whore ruined my finals too. That's like 1% chance, I'm just done with that bitch I'm never touching her career again.
>>557876203Oh I hope extremely. I fully expected him to go nuclear with the spamming.
You are not allowed to like Bobo unless you have won races with her regular version in CM before
Huh, do newer umas just get better events? I'm still stuck using my release horses
What counts as an uma vetAn attention whore? A buhi? Frequent lobby joiners?
Newfag here, tell me about the selector ticket. When can I buy it? Is it worth it? How much does it cost?
>>557876268I like your imagesoft uma cheeks...
>>557876203He will pop a vein or two
>>557876160she watched Gundam
>>557875790Why did she do it?
>>557876357Year 1 player
>>557875950She is too powerful
>>557876097this but with Gentil
>>557875950Three CMs i didnt win had three Runaways.
>just realized CM medals aren't arranged chronologically kill me
>>557876436>>557876097Notice how they didn't buy a game with it
>>557876374$20It's worth it, you can pick any uma/support card up until the new years bannersNext Month
>>557876357There are no Uma vets.Despite being horselike, Umamusume are human, so they just go to the doctor.
>>557876394I want to poop on NTR's forehead.
>>557876203>Less than 4 days till the nuclear schizocaust
>>557876518>>55787637420 bux for an uma, 20 for an SSR.You also get one SSR selector for free.
>>557876412how does one stick with uma that long without burning out assuming you mean jp release
>>557876203It'll be even better when Ai is released and spammed in the thread
my fucking image slots
>>557876314Ok
I dont know what I'm lacking, is there any guide for the scenario records?
>>557876579Don't call her NTR you disingenuous browntoid faggotHer name is Topro, Narita Top Road
>need to hit 3 Dirt Sparks and 1 Mile spark to make my favorite usable for next CMMaybe it's time to take it easy
>>557876203What uma is this?
>>557876604And the staygold spamming faggot will still continue like that braindead nigger he is. Just like the dictastrikerfag. Just like the toprofag
>>557876579>german>poop fetishhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>>557876681>NTR anon getting uppity again, asking for a ban
NyoOur first run
>>557876681…you didn’t take issue with the forehead pooping?
>>557876418Powerful? She didn't win.All she did was make Buhicapmetaniggers winTwiceTwo CM finalsAre we real, what are the chances this happens twice in a rowSuzuka is a bitchSuzuka is a whore
>>557797661It happened
>ready to spark vourbon for off banner pulls to expand my stable >got her in 10 pullsMy lobster is too buttery...
>>557876717The one from the country at my western border
>>557876412Hmmmhttps://poal.me/u4uhkfhttps://poal.me/u4uhkfhttps://poal.me/u4uhkf
Why are you posting JAPANESE-ONLY umas in the GLOBAL general
>>557876791based
>>557876681NTA but what's wrong with calling her NTRNaritaTopRoadIt's a funny acronym
>>557876791video NOW
>>557876824>at my western bordereeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>557876791
>>557876598You just don't take CM/LoH seriously if you're feeling burned out. Just do your dailies and call it a day, most of the game's income comes from freebies anyway
>>557876921Europeans see a neighborhood with some trees around and call it a country lmao what the hell is a luxemburger
>>557876598Losing CM was horrible for the first time. Now its not so bad. Its not like you will resell the account.
>>557877061ace on my face
>>557876357Opened the JP version main menu (they get the privilege to post JP umas on global)
I JOBBED
/uma/ plat count?
>>557876518>>557876582I see. Any recs? I lack support cards but don't want to pick anything that will get power crept this year
Today was the best day in my Uma career so far. Not only did I manage to pull Smart Falcon, Valentine Eishin and Valentine Bourbon within 20 pulls, I've also won CM9 with one of my oshis.I love you Akebono, you fat giant kaiju.
>>557876357College droppofs>>557877191Kitasan and Creek.
>>5578772067 and I steal this anon’s luck.
Is the fine motion support banner legit or is it another gaslight?
>>557877082something something Europeans think a 100 miles is a long way something something Americans think a 100 years is a long time something something
>>5578771700
Luxembourg is very much fake and not real, Belgium and Brussels is a bunch of literal facistsAnd the Netherlands is Germany light, same goes for Austria obviously.Switzerland is literally 4 countries mixed together.Czechia is a bunch of hyper poor fags, and the Pols are Czechia but less poor but equally racist.Danes are... danes.
>>557876357Pick a JP uma you don't need to read their career or anything just spam her and you're a veteran player
>had to spark Bobo>but BIG FAT GERMAN TITS IN A CHEF OUTFIT spooked me 4 fucking times and twice not in a chef outfit....did I win?
>>557876598Tryhard vets stay for the love of the (competitive) game. Casuals do a log in -> dailies -> log out loop and don't care about CM enough to make umas that can get in Group A. Its probably healthier to be a casual as its less likely that you'll burn out that fast.
>>557876724good, they're less annoying than the autistic anti spoiler faggot trying to be a thread janny
>>557869992How many hours do you have in the game? Quitting now would be betraying all the money you just spent, besides, you know there's an SSR selector soon, right? Compared to the $300 you just spent on a horse girl, you can choose another one freely for only $20, the just another carat bag to set yourself up for MANTThis is a new beginning for you
>>557877191ideally you already have support cards that are meta that you can increase in limit break because most dont do much until they're at least 3lbCreek, Kitasan, Fine Motion in that order are the best ones in terms of longevity. Do you have copies of those?
Late groove absolutely murdered the finalsOYL in an accel CM is good, who would have known...
>>557877257Uma delicia!
>>557877269it's legit if you want to focus on pace chasersthe smaru/finemo rerun on the other hand is pure gaslight
>>557877360Always trust poor people to pull prudently
telling Rudolf to her face that I want to put a baby in her
>It is inaccurate to state that the Bismarck did not score any hits against the Swordfish. Five of the torpedo bombers were damaged and/or had their crew wounded and two out of the fifteen were forced back by accurate anti air fire which followed the aircraft by up to seven miles. Of course, if more 40 round mags Flakvierlings were employed and if the fire control system had allowed the heavy AAs a steeper gun depression, things would have gone differently!I understand
>>557877327I would do that then but then you end up in a D rank club with no shoes, club points, or carats
>>557877206Forgot pic.
>>557877269best stat output wit card for the next 8months that has 10% race bonus at mlb, you tell me anonthough unless you already have multiple copies then it might not be worth it for you depending in your carat count if you dont main pacersand if you do have multiple copies just use the vouchers next month
>>557877257more paceslopper nonsense
I imagine the chances are greater for this event than in other umas' equivalent events.How is this allowed?
>>5578771703 more than I thought I'd ever get
>>557877375>gaslightwhat's the first smaru banner with againI recall it's skipcore for some reason. It's just 1 month later for the rerun anyway, for some reason
>Get S Dirt and S Mile>Start lowrollingNOT LIKE THIS
>>557877481Sex with Eishin's big boobs
>>557877269just do the selector/crystal on her maybe spark one copy if you dont have her at all yet and can spend the 30k carats
>>557876839>Hoho haha le funny overused acronym it means she cucks you haha get it?! it's netorare cucking she cucks you so funny lololololTalk about beating a dead horseJump of a bridge
>>557877481Good ol' FlakVierlinkNothing beats THAT!
>>557876327that's an outfit-related event. many newer outfits are more creative than just a choice between 20 stats
>>557877320XPLODE
>didn't roll for summer maruzensky on her banner>got her as a free pull from the half anni event>didn't roll for xoguri because i had no carats left for her after kitasan>got her today alongside vbourbon in 40 pullsLiterally never punished
>>557877537why would the chances be higherhow would you know the % value
>>557877320>marked
>>557869992I initially quit Uma(JP) because I kept spending an absurd amount of money (sparked 3 times for Kitasan with cash, as an example) to still be trash at it. I stopped playing for years but came back. I only spend money on guaranteed SSR card banners and daily pulls. Stop spending money, you'll feel better. At the very least you can save for stuff you really want since you know what's coming.
>>557877582nakayama festa witshe's a better roamer than finemo and has late surger skills
I got too cocky with Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring.. otherwise it's very comfy
>>557873015This is why we should stop treating Umamusume as an esports game, except if you are a paypig since you could have pulled the strongest day 1 Uma during the all uma banner.
>>557876892So proud of Biwa for beating that El
>>557872325>I've been using cheat engine to speed up animations since global launchedThat actually works? Think cheatengine'll work for jp pc client too?
it feels better to spark umas than stupid support cards
>>557877605I don't remember NTR-anon being THIS much of a tiny dick baby ass biatch... Even Stego-fag has more balls, he just ignores people and moves on.>>557877685>Stop spending money, you'll feel better.Me playing literally any f2p ever.
>rolling for finemo>want to spark kitasanAre the anniversary gibs and CM rewards enough to guarantee another spark?
>>557877170Like 7/9
>>557877685Wait no this is a lie I memoryholed spending half a spark's worth for Gentildonna's rerun somehow. Whoops. Don't do that either.
marry and reproduce
>>557870196don't delete your account bwo just give it to me, I could use a $300 uma
>>557877605Got it, it's funny AND it annoys an avatarfag, I'll keep using it then.
>>557877646>why would the chances be higherIt has a lower stat gain, no choice and it's probably part of the funky early balancing we all know and love>how would you know the % valueI CAN FEEL IT NIGGER IT'S CALLED INTUITION
>>557877350All my Late Grooves did badly except for the last one, and I still don't know what makes her stood out. Is really just the Turf S? She won the finals btw
>>557877624>japs have this whole autism culture regarding their signatures being stamps no wonder they're dying out. 3 fucking alphabets yet they still need to carry around stamps and use fax machines.
I'm so fucking latepilled again
>>557877605>Talk about beating a dead horseWhich one?
Got bored of your Sakura Chiyono O already huh?
Such a scam gacha shouldn't be legal
>>557877778There's another support selector coming.
>luckshitter hoursSee you in a day or three.
>>557877863Hell yeah
>>557877791>the uberuma mommy
>>557877816Literally nothing wrong with tamps, they just make the progress quicker.FAX MACHINES ON THE OTHERWISE, that shits beyond cringe and antiquated.Hell, public german channels are way behind the times still DEMANDING letters for plenty of shit, but at least no one still uses fucking FAX machines.
>>557877345I got MLB Kitasan an Creek without uncaps.
>>557877807>I CAN FEEL IT NIGGER >IT'S CALLED >INTUITIONThat's all you had to say, I'll believe it now too.
>>557877791engage in a nuptial agreement with an uma of your choosing and have sex for the purpose of procreation with them
>>557877812That's extremely high base power + turf S. The acceleration goes extremely hard on her
>>557877926who are you talking to
>>557877926who?
>>557877884Beating my meat to Laisu
>>557876485that's because capricorn is the january constellation
>>557869992Just save for the future like what Im doing. Losing more CMs and just collecting carats will teach you self control.
>>557877740Full race if anyone wants it: https://files.catbox.moe/9y21sz.mp4
bros? the images?
>Got Smart Falcon after CMVERY FUNNY CYGAMES
>>557877537lol
>>557878078But her CM hasn't started yet
>>557877961>silenced her competitorswhy is the umagestapo here
>>557877947It’s an all-spark banner
>>557878074sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys
>>557876357who was even talking about uma vets???
>>557877760needing 5 copies of a support card just to be usable is so stupid
>>557878046>get pace promotion>head-on>winIt's that easy, huh. Congrats BNW chad.
>>557878090lol
>>557878078But this upcoming CM is her real CM
>>557870220It's rough to lose to that nasty little slut.
My CM wins have risen to 3/9I do so well in short CMs because piggers can't statcheck me and it's pure gamblingThe only time I lost a short CM was the last mile when hoguri fat was dominating, and even then I was still 2nd
>>557877760you now understand why being casual feels better
>>557878183They should give us the SSR ticket shop early desu
>>557877949My finemo is only 0LB
>>557878334who
>>557878412Ferra Richan
*blocks your path*
still not going to migrate to the shit thread after this
>>557877760True. I would rather use my cope deck than worry about having to roll for every single meta support banner.
*[-]'s your post*
>>557877973>>557877791mommy
don't say that...
>>557877976ok then your best bet is like increasing your fine motion/nice nature LBs or if you dont have either of those genuinely getting a yukino bijin wit card at 0LB since that card is ass but she gives an incredibly strong skill
>>557878458Lambo Ghinichan?
>used to get 11k+ in previous CM>performed badly on this sprint CM (due to RNG obviously)Is the matchmaking myth real?
>Bourbon's debut race>Pace promotion, her unique activates right as mid race begins>Remember that Playtime's Over
>>557877760for me somehow it's the opposite. I get such a rush out of pulling SSR dupes and MLBing it
>>557878534Having a strong deck only helps somewhatyou're at the mercy of matchmaking in CMs anyway. The point is making strong umas for the bracket you're supposed to be in
>>557878535That thing is going under the MD5 filter, you could smell the shit in that one
>>557878502Please have mercy.
sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys sex with boys
How will kingfags (literally) recover from this?
>>557878629winrate?
>>557878629I had a 75% winrate and got put into a smaller lobby, matchmaking is a meme
>>557878724>>557878724>>557878724>>557878724
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>>557870220Falkek stumbled, CurrenCHAD won
>>557878629I hope not. It would promote stupid shit like deliberately tanking your WR.post team. Sprint isn't actually that RNG because you just gamblemaxx so you win more on average
>>557878746>pinning your own /pol/ comment>LIKING YOUR OWN COMMENtholy fucking desperatealso DIE for posting this you tranny
>>557878858Kingtranny damage control
>>55787875146/80 (57.5%)
>>557878348who is that
>>557877740insanealso its funny to me how hard late surgers crash out in capricorn, i was running one who could win 20% of the time but the other 80% she was dead last. really weird.
>>557878629this was my lowest wr cm ever, i was around 7500, and i won finalsi think its real
>>557877489you can stay in a B+ club while barely playing the game.
for affinity, is it better to lose unity cup and win ura or win unity and lose urai feel like it might be the latter since i dont think you can get ura sparks, but its easier to do so its more likely to share that affinity win
>>557876664It's the rewards for rating record, I think the highest is 16k? For unity
another burnout has hit /uma/ clubit is beyond over
people burned out a couple of months ago, it's just people botting or people that barely play or are in the process of quitting
