High School Sex With Graves Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557967215
Drifter: the big daddy of /dlg/
>hour long game>against Billy, silver, bebop, venetator, lash and doorman>go from almost throwing game to close death, then came back at brink of deathGot that endorphin and adrenaline pumping, God I love this game
>>558026308>emi>insane boost
>splitpushes like a retard and gets caught >UHHH, 3 PEOPLE GREEN? DO SOMETHING?do fucking what you stupid nigger? people are acting as if a single person can't clear a wave with a single skill preventing any walker push, you don't create any space by suiciding into their walker like a retard
was holliday's gun damage heavily nerfed at some point or something? i swear she just can't do any damage at all building bullet damage
Can I get an invite?My friend code: 218864181
DEADniggers will literally tell you to your face that these kinds of queue times are acceptable and you're "just playing at a bad time"(note: they will ALWAYS make an excuse for why people aren't queuing up at this particular hour),
>>558035089ah i seewelp i'm just gonna build spirit i guess
>>558034628Actually my feeding was part of a masterful strategy which my team was simply too bad to follow
god i wish someone would make the deadlock girls in koikatsu
How am i supposed to win games like this exactly?Pick a late game hero instead? Build some specific item?It's honestly disheartening, Apollo may be unfair but he falls of so hard late and EVERY low mmr game goes late
WHERE YA GOING, PAL
>>558036751PUNK
>>558035570ohhh shit 5 minutes for an invite only game oohh shit ohh fuck oh it's dead aaaaahh
Silverfags should an-hero.
>>558035570idk man a job's a pretty good excuse
xQc is getting addicted to Deadlock
This game needs a bug guy
DEADLOCK HUMILIATION RITUAL LIST(construction in progress)>Mo & Krill ultYou can only sit there and look at your screen while /yourdude/ gets gangraped by half the enemy team>Doorman ultIf he catches you with no stamina there's nothing you can do. You also escape right into a full beatdown>Dynamo ultYour entire team is cucked out of fighting in any narrow space the whole match under threat of ending up in one of those glue traps for mosquitoes>Bebop bombYou are already dead, but you have to wait for the bomb to tick down>Celeste ultIf it's on you you're forced to practice COVID-era social distancing alone. All the cool kids are having fun in the teamfight while you isolate yourself like a leper>Apollo ultOmae wa mou shindeiru. You even get forced into an anime-style freeze frame where you go "nani?" before getting sliced dead by Ixian steel folded over a thousand times
>>558036751I GOT EM ROPED UP
graves players will forever be the pissboy diaperfag babymode 0 skill W+M1 monkeys of this update
how accurate is this chart? was posted in the last thread. wtf is vent boosting
>>558036597probably got macrogapped desu
what the fuck is micro and macro gaming niggers talk like a normal human being>your macro is shitYEAH THANKS NIGGER WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
>Feel like I'm at least getting better keeping farmed up>still suck ass at movement and general itemizationAny tips or Youtubers I can watch stuff on that are good to help this? I really like deadlock but I feel bad because all I can do is snipe people with Venator
>>558037054This is not at all accurate and was created by a tryhard faggot with 5,000 hours played attempting to justify his false ego.
>>558036981most of these would be counteracted by an invulnerability active item that lasts for 1 second
>>558037085>ESL can't comprehend basic game discussion>"Y-You aren't speaking like a normal human being, my thirdworlder English textbooks didn't include any of this!"
>>558037054Steering in the air off vents usually into a corner boost route
>>558033247The best slampig ever>>558035546I want a grappler hero. Hell, just make him similar to Primal Beast, the tech is there and it could work in Deadlock
>>558037054Inaccurate, everyone itt says you're shit if you're not Eternus
>>558037085micro - optimizations to your execution and fancy techshit like knowing how to instant airboost to close the gap from buff brige to casino without having to spend 2 stamina barsor leaving the healing creep alive at min 7:30 so that when you come back from the sinner's sacrifice you can heal 20% back instantlyit also refers to micromanagement: APM, movement efficiency, aiming, executionmacro - the actual important skill in the game, shit like farming efficiency, timing and objective planning, overall strategy, game sense, etc ..
>>558037090you shouldn't feel bad, it's just a video game bro
>>558037267Didn't Skullgirls kill itself
I'm on a 6 game loss-streak what do I do
I like stomp build dynamo
>>558037563Keep playing M+K and it will eventually work out
>>558037054Not in the slightest.Here's the most accurate rank breakdown:>Initiate -> Iron>Seeker -> Bronze>Alchemist -> Silver>Arcanist -> Gold>Ritualist -> Platinum>Emissary -> Emerald>Archon -> Diamond>Oracle, Phantom, Ascendant -> Master/Grandmaster>Eternus 1-5 -> Challenger>Eternus 6 -> GunZ
>>558036950I saw a screenshot of him buying ricochet as his second item and I couldn't believe my eyesThese overwatch tourists man, literal brain damage.
>>558037610But I play Rem...
>>558037179There's rwo vents on green and yellow that you can simultaneously wall jump and hit the vent. It gives a lot of horizontal velocity towards mid and can shave a few seconds off rotations. Mxrphy has videos on it, and I still don't know how the fuck he does it consistently. I think he just clips it when he hits it into a fight he wins for clout farming.
>>558037614wut>oracle is bronze colored>phantom is silver colored>ascendant is gold colored>eternus is diamond coloredface it, everything before oracle is iron rankthe actual bronze rank begins at oracle I
>>558037710Keep playing Rem and it will eventually work out
>>558037736>everything before oracle is iron rankthat's a pretty dumb way to do ranked
>>558037496I know, but I want to improve and get better at the game anon
>>558036950Game will be flooded with hero shooter-fags who play like it's not a MOBA
>>558037559Not only that but the creator lost all ownership of it lmaoCucked to death.Was it really worth censoring everything for a tiny amount of people?
>>558037735Meant for >>558037145
>>558037614the game literally puts brand new players into emissary/archon there is no way it is equivalent to diamond in other games.
is this true? ik its like this in dota but idk about DL
>>558037776it wouldnt if it worked like street fighter 6 where every rank prior to master was free to climb as if it were an xp bar not a rankbut in this game even initiate I players need higher than 50% winrate to climb
>>558037054this is correct, i'm oracle and i can 100% play better to win this isn't elo hell it feels like low diamond in league and master is the elo hell there
>>558037787for the movement piece just like, pretend you're playing tony hawk
>>558037559What >>558037841 said. The game is cursed, nothing but bad things happen to the devs over and over without pause.
>>558037736Wrong. Icon colors don't matter. What matters is percentile distribution since that's literally how ranks are done in this game. It's literally an enforced bell curve which is why I used League ranks since it's the same.>>558037898Those people also quickly fall back down to where they really belong. League does the same shit with your placement matches.t. Eternus 3.
>>558037931>Random tweet from some nobody>"Uhhh is this true?"Why don't you @grok retardnigger
>>558037931nobody knows how deadlock's works, it's all speculation
>>558038010i don't know nigga
>>558036934Why should I do that
>>558038116there you go, you got your vague, non-committal and incorrect answer from a shitty LLM
>>558038116Nigger really uses grok
>>558038116@grok is this true??
>>558037931>>558038053Well in dota 2 you used to be able to see your hidden behavior score with a console command but I don't think it exists in deadlock
>>558038053I know first hand that you can spam slurs in chat and VC with no consequenceMind you this is in EU and we're all mega racist on here (to each other of course). Probably quite a bit different for burgers.
>>558036751SHOOT EM BEFORE THEY ESCAPE
>>558038260yeah but if such a system exists the consequences are hidden and you get put into a matchmaker filled with other toxic players
>>558038053nuh uh, grok said it was real
>>558038296@grok is that true? make no mistakes
>>558038296In theory maybe but wouldn't that happen after you've recieved numerous chat/VC bans? I've never had those in my 300 hours of gaming and I'm a toxic motherfucker.
>>558038296lol arc raiders matchmaking for calling people slurs
>>558003723graves and apollositting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>558037163>muh heckin ESLtell your mom that her macro is shit and see if she knows what you mean nigger
>>558038415
I hope the behavior score is real so the McG who called me bad two days ago is banished into the gay baby jail
>>558038000"bell curve" my ass
>>558038474Every time I see that screenshot it's being used wrongly
>>558037054I intentionally throw matches to stay in initiate. I like playing with the braindead, no pressure and you can do stupid shit and only get flamed a little.
>>558038474Every time I see that screenshot it's being used perfectly
what is victor's secret to be a foid magnet
>>558038465it's a pretty common prefix ESL-kun
>>558038642lots of gay sex with venny
>>558038474name another game that matchmakes for behavior separate from skill
>>558038642Women love an easy manipulatable guy
>>558038642sad+muscles
>>558038642he's about 9 feet tall and his hands are larger than a human skull
imagine ivy cucking apollo with the male cast of deadlock and making him clean out her pussy
>>558038550>using a site that requires manual upload of matches>expecting accurate and complete dataThe developers have directly stated that tank distribution is a directly enforced percentile bellcurve based on relative win/loss. That's literally why every veteran player's rank catapulted up 2-4 tiers when the flood of newbies came in with the recent patch.
>>558038642Tall, built, long hair, sad but stoic
>>558038463This but Rem and Silver
>>558038642stupid romance novel hair + topless
>>558015145nigga you know bullet res shredder works even if they don't have bullet res items right
>>558038785Ivy and Apollo? What is this combination
>>558038575Stop that shit or I will stab you
>>558038742Basically
>>558038924most popular waifu + most normal guy
>>558038575bad player cope
>>558038681dota 2 nigga
>>558039018Yeah this. These type of people say all that shit but if they’re actually locked in they’d be sweating in Alchemist
>>558036981You forgot the biggest humiliation ritual of them all which is being killed by a Sinclair using your own ult.
>>558038642Idk but one of my irl friends looks 80% like him(200~ cm, lanklet, long hair) and he is the only one of our friend group who gets flirt FROM girls. Sadly for them he is gay and already married so every time it happens we just stand to the side and watch until a good opportunity comes for us to point out that he has a ring and call the girl a homewrecker
>>558039034Dotafags brought it on themselvesIt's a good system by the way
>>558039150if they have it chances are deadlock will have it too
>>558038978I’m just confused why your cuck fantasy wasn’t about an actual ship for him like Graves
>>558039034nobody plays nor cares about dota
>>558039131Women are so shameless
>>558039215she's a child
>>558036891>>558036945Like clockwork.
guess my main
>>558039254i am so sick of this talking point man, graves is the same age as apollo, they're in the same class ffs, apollo is confirmed to be 18, graves is a hag
>>558039254She’s the same age as Apollo
paige tops mina
>>558039317my final year of high school had 17, 18 and 19 year olds
Afrobull's art is not sexy
>>558039269Billy
>>558039387how can she top her with no cockin the pic mina is the one with the cock
>>558039268your generic doomposting truly iswanna talk about twitch viewership numbers next?
>>558037085I come from CS and understand nearly all mobafag lingo already but there's one thing that tickles me everytime, it's when people say someone is "one". Yeah, one health, one hit, whatever, but it sounds so dumb. Why not say they're low?
>>558039387Both are shota victims
>>558039428His art is so boring, no saggy balls, no tasty foreskins, pube game is lacking
>>558038971very fascinating how the shape of water and now frankenstein make women crazy for the monstrous male protagonists
>>558039503Homestuckesque OC trash
Have they removed "Sodom will burn" and "Gomorrah will fall" quotes from Venator killstreaks?
I hope we get Marci in deadlock, she'd be perfect for a lash style melee combat hero
>>558039548>nowBro the "big beasty BRUTE... but only *I* can fix him..." thing has been making panties damp for decades now
My rank still isn't changing....
>>558039428if I had better options I'd post itwe're losing the porn war, overwatch and marvel rivals are WAAAAY too strong
>>558039527I think the dicks are hot but the stupid meme faces put me off
>>558039034Grep behavior.
>>558039670True, I've only seen one piece of Deadlock rule 34 that made my jr tingle
>>558038642He's tall and females are autopedophiles.
>you can play vampire survivors during queue in dota nowlmao, wild, games so maturedI wonder just how many mechanics will eventually come to DL, they are basically sister games
>>558039597yeah it was too racist because sodom and gomorrah were in palestine actually #freepalestine
>teammate says enemy hero is one/low>look at the top to see their health bar>enemy almost always has 50% hp
>>558039527True say, someone comm my boy Streachybear
>>558039597valve devs have been spotted in monk robes recently
Bloodplay and anal with Mina Ha
>>558039816They're speaking in shitlow-ese. I'll translate for you>Broh he's litera- he- he's literally one hp bro, brohhh he's onetap, he's onetapThis means>Please dive the enemy on my behalf so I can pick up the kill
>>558039768it seems like there's a lot of yuri too, and like lesbians are fine and all but it's more like queer woman Tumblr shipping fan art and not really porn
>>558038260>I know first hand that you can spam slurs in chat and VC with no consequenceSometimes. Theres times where i can spam the most fucked up shit for weeks with no consequences and then there's weeks where i get chatbanned for the tiniest amount of shittalking.
>get recommended a deadlock compliation>it's just talon ult>wait a minute this bird is funny as shitI kinda wanna play him now
I really just don't like Celeste. Her passive is too gameplay-defining in a bad way. I feel like there's no point for 90% of the playerbase to ever play her, and i'm not even being hyperbolic, if you can't bunnyhop at the very least you shouldn't be playing Celeste, because you're just using a character with half a kit at that point. You're playing a crippled character. Such a vast amount of her power is tied to your ability to abuse arcane and obtuse movement tech that she feels like a character that it feels pointless for most people to play her. At least right now her stats are overtuned so you can get away with just spamming abilities, but once she gets nerfed she'll become a character arbitrarely restricted by how much time you're willing to spend practicing weird gameplay mechanics that aren't really parts of the game, but rather engine quirks. It feels like bad design.
>>558039904is the "oh mah gawd one shawt one shawt" thing tied to a specific streamer or just generational retardation?
>>558039780I hope they add some kind of minigame to the hideout.
>>558040092It's a mobaThere will be characters that are designed to only be used by pros. She is one of them
>>558039018who said I was good? I certainly didn't.You know what they say about making assumptions.
>>558040092what the fuck are u talking about, you don't need to bunnyhop, the character has insane movement regardless, with stamina mastery the most stamina in the game with low gravity, you move around like a maniac wo touching bunnyhopping, just stop being a faggot, just played her earlier and did great, 0 bunnyhops, its overrated asf
>>558040095general twitch viewer streamer-parroting faggotry
>>558003723> "this game needs to add literally just Big Band to the roster"> pop ult> 5 sec invul freeze stun for both big band and target> free note input during that time
>>558040095Bled in from CSfags
guys imagine how good it would have been if valve didn't make fotm (multiplayer) shooterslop that people over 28 are actually allowed to play
>>558040095All Discord gamers talk in the same faux-hype monotone. It's their "accent" and a lot of big streamers also have it but mostly because those streamers are also part of the Discord e-boy/e-girl generation. You know how in the 2000's and early 2010's someone would say>Wow this guy is fucking dogshit, you suck bro, nah bro you suck, shut the fuck up, I fucked your mom faggotin an openly aggressive voice? Today they say>Nahhh bruhh ain't no wayyyy dude, nahhhhh dude there's no wayyy bruhhhhin a passive-aggressive monotone vocal fry voice. It's a genuine generational difference
>>558040314>>Wow this guy is fucking dogshit, you suck bro, nah bro you suck, shut the fuck up, I fucked your mom faggot>in an openly aggressive voice? Today they say>>Nahhh bruhh ain't no wayyyy dude, nahhhhh dude there's no wayyy bruhhhhlmfao
Don't know if this is a hot take but i don't think ganking other lanes without missing a creep wave should be as hard as it currently is. Ganking feels really bad and is almost inexistent in most ranks because it's so hard to move quickly enough to gank and actually get back to your lane to not miss a wave, and if you miss the wave your gank was most likely not worth it. The laning stage feels very isolated in Deadlock.
>>558040235>>558035359>>558035546
>>558040215The fact of the matter is that you are just never going to be as good as someone who can bhop and consistently hit sequential cornerboosts. You might be doing fine with your low gravity but someone who is bhopping is going to cross the entire map as Celeste in under 30 seconds. It's just an absurd advantage. You're just playing half a character if you can't do it.
>>558040314It's because younger gamers grew up in a highly moderated environment. It's not just gaming but the entire internet. Social media like Twitter, forums like Reddit, etc all contributed. Because overt anger is banned for being unwholesome chungus -9999 social credit score, they have to resort to this bitchy tone insteadSame shit with Tiktok kids saying "unalive" instead of "suicide" because the latter gets you shadowbanned by the algorithm. Same shit with Youtubers using increasingly convoluted euphemisms like gr@ped when talking about the Epstein shit to avoid being delisted
>>558040314>Wow this guy is fucking dogshit, you suck bro, nah bro you suck, shut the fuck up, I fucked your mom faggothalo xbox multiplayer KINO....
They need to add a female baker/cook who wears a dress and has a wide, fat ass, moderately big titties, and runs around in tiny high heels
>>558040572movement is pointless if u can't aim or utilize her abilities well, I carried teamfights with 0 faggothopping, most people have no idea how much dmg celeste headshots do lategeame they just bunnyhop like a faggot all game, its not mandatory
>>558040686I dont get it
>>558040686two trans women would never fight like this
>>558040686
>>558040627>dr*gs>d*ed>m*rder>s*x>g*nsit's so pathetic
>>558040686silver has A cups and graves is flatyet this image has depicted them with F cups
>>558040235>>558040424Skullgirls is probably the closest thing to DL when it comes to setting and art direction.
>>558040740Heels ruin it
そして、あなたは私を止められると思ったのですか
>lystic>claims that Silver is busted and broken after her latest changes>fails badly at her in a tournament>now claims she's bad and needs buffsReminder to never listen to these retards, all they say is bullshit and emotional whines just like every other rank of players.Seriously, why are these tournament retards so convinced that Silver is some super character?
>>558041090>Seriously, why are these tournament retards so convinced that Silver is some super character?a coordianted backline dive can be devastating, but at the same time that level of player would have counters ready for it so its a bit of a conundrum.
>watching streamer>somebody on their team fucks up, admittedly in a pretty bad way, but it's obviously a mistake>streamer reports them for "griefing"are all streamers faggots of this high a caliber or did I just bumblefuck my way into watching a retard
very well very well, but have you considered simply purchasing a BKB?
graves became so damn cringe when i learned shes like a pressy rich girl in a private HS, ewabsolute cringe larper poser brat
>>558041294For me buying unstoppable is like buying items to counter bebopThe moment I buy it is the moment I no longer need it
My cute daughterwife Darcy Graves!
>>558041272Just do what I do>Only watch Eternus 6 streamers for the gameplay>Mute the stream so I don't need to hear them going "nahhh bruhh ain't no wayyyy man"Result: picked up some neat movetech and pathing without getting irradiated by streamer ego retardation
>>558041347are you high? thats the part that makes it better. Privleged rich girl goes full Wednesday Adams "Nobody understands me" and gets seduced by a corpse.
>>558041347Wait till you hear which school Billy went to
>>558041486>seduced by a corpse.Isn't her and Apollo the closest the game canon has to a meetcute rn?
what makes someone ragequit after 5 minutes
>go to play different game>deadlock followsHmm it would appear we have a slight increase in popularity.
>>558041558it is but i think thats just fanon. What official is graves was sulking in a graveyard when the lich reached out to her and led her to a box with the hand she is currently using.>>558041610I wish I knew anon. There are a few times where they at least give an excuse thats plausible, but those are far and few between.
>>558041347I also don't like the blackmore setting and how many characters are from thereive said this before but it almost feels like they should almost just move the map to the blackmore cafeteria and make the lore "the students are having a food fight"
>>558041347>>558041486>>558041529Honestly this is my least favorite part of Deadlock lore>Oh that character? Yep, the one(1) school in the setting>That other character? Same school>That OTHER character? You guessed it!We have>Billy>Graves>Apollo>Minaall confirmed Blackmore students. Pocket very likely went there too since it's apparently THE richfag school of Deadlock's NYC and he's from THE richfag family of NYC.Makes the world seem small and also makes their interactions kind of retarded
>>558041804probably paige too
I played Deadlock before it was cool
>>558041804pandering to people who just care about interactions were a mistake. i liked it when everyone vaguely knew about each other, as if everyone was a myth/legend in their own way but beyond the regular stuff. oh well, High School Deadlock teehee
>>558041902Iiar, deadlock was never cool.
>>558039603me too but only because of the lewds, marci has a hairy butthole
>>558041804NYC is big enough that there could be a rival school, but all the local New Yorker rich kids going to the local rich kid school isn’t exactly absurd
>>558041804Billy being from there fits his poser contrarian personality though.
>>558041776gonna need to download these
Abrams sexoooooo
>>558040962>graves is flatproof?
>>558041804factions should exist, but yeah its kinda lazy, hopefully this is just 30% of the finished cast though
>>558041804it is stupid but it also kinda fits. Aside from Billy all the listed characters are confirmed to have wealthy or influential parents, it makes sense they would go to the prestigious school.Graves has jew lawyer parents, Apollo has a general from the military on another plane, Mina had an arranged marriage with the heir to Fairfax.
Heroes to play while listening to green day?
>Having to lurk xitter for Mina fanartFucking grim
>>558041972I think Abrams' Magic Book Hunt[TM] was a more elegant way of doing it>A good number of characters in the city are aware of a powerful magic artifact>They know there's some guy running around with it>They're vaguely aware some other guys are probably hunting him or somethingIt's enough closeness to have interaction but not so close that it's overly familiar the way the Blackmore origin stories are
>>558042334Only thing it's good for.
nerf abrams already
buff shiv
>>558042330You know the answer to this already
>>558041804There is still nothing firm linking Billy to Blackmore. There's a couple lines from Blackmore students indicating they know who Billy is but not necessarily on a more personal level than any of the other heroes.
>>558041804You'd be surprised how small the world gets when you're at the top. Now if it wasn't a richkid school? That would be more strange.
>>558042330billy punk rock anarchy yeaaahdawanna be an american eediot
>>558028241yes, I didn't make any difference, the game still lags whether it's on the menu or in a matchI don't want to ask this on reddit, but I have no idea where else the troubleshoot this issue
>>558042330melee rem
>>558042569the devs actively read reddit, thats your best place to get technical help.
I just realized that the Weekly World News headlines are an unmined potential list of hero ideas. Valve, please take a gander.
>>558042632forums too and discord, maybe one comes here but not openly.
>>558042041>>558042050>>558042314>>558042464Missing the point. If you write lore you can write in any justification for anything. Let's say Valve goes public and Tencent buys a controlling share tomorrow. The lorewriters can write "oh also the USA and China formed a Federal Union so that's why the next 20 new heroes will ALL be China-themed" and it would make sense in the lore because they wrote it to make sense. If you want, you can justify anythingYeah, all those characters going to a rich kid school makes sense. But them ALL going to the SAME school just makes "oh it's NYC but magical with dimensional rifts and people coming from all over to join the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny" fall flat because it shrinks the world instead
>>558041972But people like abrams, dynamo and gest knew one another and it wasn't an issue
>>558042697Reminder that the iconic Italian mobster aesthetic>Trilby hat>Tommy gun>Pinstripe suitgot stolen by Wr*ith so now we will never get a spooky scary Sicilian skeleton hero, never get an undead mafia hitman, never get a ghost mobster. Instead we get the magic psychic niggress
>>558042697we are never getting a soulful hero againenjoy nothing but onlyfans girls in cosplay and romantasy male leads
>>558042569Do you have your renderer set to Vulkan bychance?With vulkan it seems to have big latency spikes due to shader compilation issues everytime you see some particle effects for the first time in a given session
>>558042852You are getting the track suit eyy gabagool sopranos style mafia character and you are gonna like you
>>558042464>You'd be surprised how small the world gets when you're at the topeven the ivy league is multiple schools
>>558042873I can still believe
>>558042852>spooky scary Sicilian skeleton hero, never get an undead mafia hitman, never get a ghost mobstersounds like reddit concepts
>>558042751Eh I don't see the issue, they likely met before the ritual started at a briefing but we can't say for sure until valve settles on the lore. I'm more bothered by Billies jacket with a punk aesthetic and Venators armour looking out of place for the era since they are clearly quite finished designwise.
>>558042716oh yeah the discord, thats actually the best place to go now that I think about it. I always forget every dev and game has their own now.
>>558042751But it IS meant to be New York centric, very few characters aren’t American
>>558042963(you)
grey talon redesign waiting room
>>558042956I know right like what is this asshole speaking from experience? Watch out bro we got a real member of society's elite in /dlg/
>>558042961Drifter is already in the game
>>558043014NYC has more than one school bruh, pretty much all big cities have multiple schools unless its a third world shithole where only the national capital gets a single uni to pump out degrees
Are characters like Billy and Yamato just useless in street brawl>Go into fight>Get fucked melted>Entire team jerking off while I'm getting melted apparently>Lose
>>558042956But they aren't ALL in New York, and a New York school would be most convenient for rich New Yorkers. Remember this is highschool mind you and NOT college.
We need another vampire
>>558043218>>558043137
>>558043047I'm still undecided as to who is a worse Neon Prime design when it comes to him and Yamato. I almost wish I could peer into the nightmare realm where Neon Prime was released just to bring some of those designs back like a doomsday prophet.
who the FUCK is telling people to buy point blank on apollo?It's like the 5th time im seeing some retard buy this and then proceed to do no damage whatsoever
>>558043137sure but its also a private academy, you arent going have one in every school district. Besides its probably laziness on the creatives part. They have a named placed thats not specific to one character, theyll just re-use it.
>>558043353I mean it's alright for gun damage but I'd prefer mystic shot unless you're getting giga raped by melee and can't parry.
>>558043353deathy
Characters for this feel?
>>558043230>2 vampires>neither of them have a bite attackwow bravo volvo truly the goats of game design
>>558043230They should have made Drifter a stinky unwashed vampire guro freak female bum.And Mina a male gentleman vampire.
>>558043446shut the fuck up
>>558043148sounds like you have useless teammates.
>>558043419>theyll just re-use it.Why? Its not like Blackmore High School is a fully modeled location with assets investedThey can easily write that theres more than one single elite school in New YorkMake it rivals like Oxford and Cambridge or something so interactionfags get some fun, idk
>>558042948vulkan or not, the problem is still theregotta take this to reddit I guess, fvark
>buy new mic>someone ingame says I sound like a deadlock female va
What am I supposed to do as Yamato when people dash into me to break my power slash LoS? Prematurely fire the shot as they're dashing in?
Does Blackmore have dorms?
>>558043556because its like 3 lines of backstory across 4 characters. I think we in this thread have thought and talked about it more than the people who made it.
>>558043621post discord
>>558043137We don’t know yet if Blackmore has a niche, it could be a private school that’s occult friendly or some shit. Would explain the open necromancer and hornhead attending it We’re also assuming Billy and Arin attended it, which isn’t necessarily true at all
I don't mind Mina/Graves/Billy being from Blackmore. The weirdest part is Apollo desu>Ixia is being invaded by the USA>South Ixia already annexed as the 52nd state>North Ixia still fighting>Apollo is the crown prince>Gets sent to a highschool in New York>Isn't even trying to go incognito like PocketHostile countries like China do send their kids to study in the US but not when we're actively at war with them. Imagine halfway through WW2 with warfleets blasting each other all over the Pacific the Japanese royal family sends Crown Prince Akihito to study at Harvard and he goes around telling people TENNOU HEIKA BANZAI and that Japan will win??
>>558043641>dash into me to break my power slash LoSKeep aiming at them??
>>558043641yes.>>558043648Likely, my high school had them so I asume the primier NYCHS has them too.
>>558003723JK PUSSY !!! JK PUSSY !!!
>>558043717My mouse sens isn't high enough for that and if it was I wouldn't be able to aim
>>558043648Yes and Graves and Apollo got demerits on their academic record for sneaking out at night (for some reason always on the same nights..)
>>558043702Nobody gets in the way of the foreign exchange student programme
>>558043702>and he goes around telling people TENNOU HEIKA BANZAI and that Japan will win??ix*ans are retarded more news at 11
>>558042697this is just the daily oracle or whatever that in universe news station is called
>>558043702My HS was like 34% (Rich) Chinese due to them being the primary target for the schools promotions.
>>558043702gotta get that diversity at any cost
>>558043992Like I said, we aren't in a hot war with China where we've annexed Southern China and are fighting our way towards Beijing
>get pushed by doorman cart while ulting as greytalon>camera goes all over the place
The fact we only see Ixian men but not a single Ixian female hero exists implies that Ixian culture is like those Islamic tribal cultures where women aren't visible in public life and not even allowed to interact or be present when foreigners are around
>>558043353Ive seen metro deathy and Andrew do it. I also see a ton of headhunter which seems retarded because of his velocity Its for the slow I presume but if you are going to make the gun investment I would rather deal more damage. Im still shilling for active reload+ blood trib
>>558044126does this mean ixia will get invaded by israel
>>558041610from my experience my guess wild be abrams keeps trying to heavy melee out of charge before t2, gets parried and dies for it, repeats this four times, then leaves before bridge buffs are up. all while being up against a hitler lane too
>>558044126>Apollo could have a whole imperial harem of hot technicolor succubus pussy>Chooses GravesCute lovestruck smitten demon prince....
>>558044197South Ixia was promised to ((them)) ever since the Eclipse happened
>>558044235>She's not like the other girls father
>>558044289jesus was ixian
>Solo queue is unplayable because it always gives me 2 or 3 people who go 0-12-0, its not even a game at that point its just a waiting for the enemy to end lobby>Friends dont want to play nearly as much as I do
>>558043702The Ixia 52nd state stuff is probably going to get retconned/reworked because it has never made sense. South Ixia is the 52nd state but also the US is sending money to Ixia for a military campaign fought by Ixia and not the US. You can't even say it's not formally under US jurisdiction yet because its annexation is a holiday. It is like a blend of Texas' and Vietnam/Korea's history and lazily done. The only excuse I can make is that maybe due to it being a demon plane it has something like Pathfinder/Warhammer fuckery where the where's what and nature of it isn't exactly clear or always changing and maybe the US got conned into accidentally buying an everchanging, complicated nightmare
>>558044235>>558044324graves should just put her ult down in north ixia then have lovey dovey sex with apollo while her zombies autopush south ixia
>>558037931wouldn't it be like cs where you get in the low trust queue
>>558044348we can play together bby seeker 6 here
>Tfw no deadlock gf
I notice Apollo says “Gods”, wonder if we’ll learn about the Ixian pantheon
>>558044370obviously undefined at this point, but turning ixia into a recent Texas-like acquisition would be funny though
>>558044197Thankfully I don't think the Turks are stupid enough to create Israel.
>>558044370Seems like an easy fix though, can't they just say "oh did we say 'funding?' We meant 'fighting' the US is there too." and there now it makes sense
>>558044370NTA but i think it makes senseImagine a portal to literal hell opened up in any country todayAs long as you have a military there is no way you DONT try to invade and set up a buffer zone so that literal demons dont get to invade you insteadThe US state in Ixia is probably more like a wild west frontier settlement with a ton of forts and military garrisons because otherwise hell has a doorway right into the US east coast
>>558044495Apollo is a gods name so perhaps its just more demons with Greek names
>>558044491>tfw i'm the deadlock gf
Did I miss something, is leech core on Victor now?
What character should I play if I just want to push waves?
>>558044370It was originally just Hell but I geuss they canged their mind about that.
>>558044650Always has been
>>558044634I love this mod I wish she was barefoot
can you carry as rem?
>>558044219You are correct it was the Abrams who left.Also, going in solo as Apollo is such a coin toss, you have to be aggressive but then your lane partner plays like a pussy and hides in guardian so you're 100hp after activating your 3 once.
>>558044634>Those hipsApollo will have an easy time convincing his parents that she can birth strong heirs
>Greenland will be yours Donald....complete the ritual.....
>>558044706Yeah but that doesn't mean funneling all the farm to yourself and building only damage.
>Enemy venator gets fed 19 kills>Against a miku lane so I can't even try to win laneSome of these games can be depression fuelWhen is Celeste getting gutted, im so fucking sick and tired of her being a easy urn hero its so braindead. Makes comebacks feel impossible
imagine graves dropping off the zipline right onto your face
>>558044629Apollo is kind of a weird choice and doesn't fit him. They should of went with an Aramaic gods name.
>>558044987Ok I need this
What's his kit?
>>558044987graves is so fucking fart coded
>>558035186did you get one yet
Mina has the loudest and nastiest braps
>>558045048I know I'm going to cave and mod my game
>>558045065>1Crowbar>2Pistol>3Shotgun>4Rifle
>>558045019apollo sounds more high class and since they're technically colonized immigrants, it's a clever way to reference their adoption of western culture since it's primarily inherited from greek/latin culture
>>558044987is there a link to this? its not on deadlocker
>>558044617The thing is as with the original comment that Apollo is heir apparent to some level of authority in North Ixia, which means as South Ixia is the US the US itself is at war with his nation and he's just chilling about. Obviously he could be undercover abroad ala Kim Jong Un, but he's out and open. It's not completely impossible but just complicates the inconsistencies further which I think was his point
>>558044219>>558044718>lane against abrams as warden>abrams dies 4 times IN 6 MINUTES>disconnects and instantly 'this match is safe to leave' appears on top right>we lose 6v5 30 minutes later
>>558044928I handed the enemy team two fucking spirit urns back to back. That snowballed into almost 70k lead on us entirely because of me, but somehow we came back from it. Still my stats that game were so so fucking bad I was a drooling retard that match.
>>558045274Fair, he is supposed to be Posh.
>female Ixians' horns are bigger than malesImplications?
>>558045065I feel like you could almost make a Billy skin where his bat is the crowbar
>pick silver>says some cringey ass millennial line>unpick silver
>>558045501>overwatch saw a revival solely because they added a thick, sexy dommy mommy with a chubby tummy and wide hips and huge tits and a fat assvalve would be retarded not to do the same
>>558045501Humina humina...>>558045554Paige is the sameway and Mina acts like a zoomer. I get their audience doesn't care but could they at least watch film/docu from the era to get an idea of how they might act? Seems peak laziness to me when Abrams is so well done.
>>558045597>Huge titsDeadlock is safe horny core she will have B cups at most
>>558026308>made an entire twitter account dedicated to deadlock when you only played 40 matches
how many tier 1 items should i get before i start upgrading and buying tier 2s
>>558045772money
clank clank clank CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANKBEEP BEEP BEEP *Echo Schard noise* BE-BEEP BE-BEEP BE-BEEP
>>558045597ok "revival" might be a little strong broit got a bump for a few weeks
>>558045597Cringeposter supreme
Paige portrait on a killstreak>Impressive>Takes skill>RareRem portrait on a killstreak>Annoying>Only playing him because hes busted
>>558045772just wait till you find out about the characters rp accounts
>>558045794as many as you need for your current situation
gay sex with apollo
>>558045917>playing paige>2/0/50 >no killstreak portraitsexist against femboys 2bh
>>558045826
>>558045283https://x.com/Yazanios/status/2024475075865395693its on their discord or use this(not mine and I haven't scanned it) https://files.catbox.moe/98v6ru.rar
>>558046001thanks
>>558045794This varies a lot, generally I'd say one (Monster rounds) and then based on your matchup you pick bulletvest/enchanters emblem. Of course when you understand matchups you can do different stuff like if it's favourable lane on a spirit nuker I go mystic burst first.
they're also making a mina mod
>>558044348Every time I play with friends, I end up losing because we're all mediocre and not in-sync
>>558044987i was gonna call this dogshit but remembered its pointless because coomers have no taste so instead i made this post
>>558046164This does nothing for me
I'M LOWKEY EVIL
how do i stop playing so passively and macro focused? im so used to my entire team balling up and team fighting the entire game that i feel like i just spend every match pushing lanes
>>558046164lost panties is better
>>558046241"yoooooooo REEEEEM, you are a wholesome lil nibbaaaa"
>>558046272>how do i stop playing so passively and macro focused? im so used to my entire team balling up and team fighting the entire game that i feel like i just spend every match pushing lanesyou suck it up and accept the fact that you're a lane janny because that's how you win
>>558046164yeah it doesn't look as good
>>558045917mindbroke by adolf remler
YEAH YEAHI'M THE HIDDEN KING
>>558046272I'm the same way and I tend to end the matches with barely any kills. Feels bad.
>>558046219>>558046292what about this
>>558044987>graves mod>sexy clothed schoolgirl rapebait>>558046164>mina mod>SEX SEX SEX SHES NAKED IN UNDERWEAR SEX SEX SEX SEXhard to believe it's from the same person
>>558046241THE SUPREME COURT MAY HAVE STRUCK DOWN YOUR TARIFFS DONALD BUT I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAAAAAAT......SUMMON ME, AND YOU'LL HAVE THE TAX REFUND MONEY TO BUY THEIR VOTEEESSSSSS.....
>>558046398Would have been better if her breast were smaller (or flat) desu
>>558044987>>558046398THOSE ARE HIGHSCHOOLERSWTF
>>558046438this post is funny>yeah the schoolgirl rapebait is much more tasteful *swirls wine*
>>558046205you don't like exaggerated asses and skimpy bikinis? wow
>>558046325but then my team just feeds while I have high net worth
>>558046457>34k souls 42 minutes inhere you go: https://playvalorant.com/en-us/
>>558046457>bebop>drifter>lashi hope you lose every game
>>558046451THE PUBLIC MAY KNOW OF YOUR CHILD RAPING ACTIVITES WITH EPSTEIN DONALD... BUT I CAN MAKE THAT ALL GO AWAY... SUMMON ME, AND COMPLETE THE RITUAL!
>>558003723I can't believe the real /dlg/ (Duel Links general) gave its three letters up for this dead game. I remember when it was announced the first time and it looked like shit then, and now, years later, still dead and no one plays it? I guess Valve don't want to officially release this or else they'll end up like that ugly ass slop shooter with the guy who played the racist in The Walking Dead.I thought this would at least have Dota 2 champions and minions and turrets in it, but not even that?
>>558046272>i feel like i just spend every match pushing lanesThats not a bad thing, as you take down guardians and walkers the creeps get stronger. While the rest of the team is tying up the enemy team somewhere else, the creeps slowly but steadily push in. The more lanes you clear out the better. it might not be fast but its still contributing. If you can pull the enemy team back to their base that gives your side more free reign over the map
>>558046583He was exonerated, retard
>>558046583summon me donald and we will make israel great again
>>558045826Yeah, those clanks are the sounds of me plapping him btw
>>558046583BASED BASED BASED
>>558046606Yugioh is the definition of power creep. Good riddance.In fact, most TCGs don't take that much skill until very late-game; most players just copy a netdeck that usually plays itself.
>>558046398It's not that I'm against huge boobs, just that these modders always overexaggerate to the point that they look like boneless balloon people
>>558046571Team was so dogshit I sat in base and ate food.
>I can't believe the real /dlg/ (Duel Links general) gave its three letters up for this dead game. I remember when it was announced the first time and it looked like shit then, and now, years later, still dead and no one plays it? I guess Valve don't want to officially release this or else they'll end up like that ugly ass slop shooter with the guy who played the racist in The Walking Dead.>I thought this would at least have Dota 2 champions and minions and turrets in it, but not even that?
>>558046649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB3QerB5dZc
>>558046606bwo...
>>558046509*gets aboner*
Any Victor tips?I was kind of looking to expand out of my comfort zone as a heavy healing support, but Abrams I just do not like at all. I tried Mo and Krill, but he too I could not really fully grasp, although I definitely performed better.This guy seems like a "self support" sustainy type guy? Which might trick my brain into liking him more. Also his gun is something I can shoot with.
>>558046164Coomers have no taste, it's like the stellar blade mods all making Eve less sexy.
Have you ever won but still felt bad because of how shittily you played that match?
>>558046869senpai
we can ALL agree that Demonphobic Gun-wielding priest x Nepobaby twink demon highschooler is the best ship right
>>558046164kek coomers cant even come up with sexy lingerie ideas bcs theyve never seen it
>>558046869look up "Heresy Victor" on YouTube and watch his guides
>>558047000not only are you a pedophile but you're a gay pedophile too
what characters do you have a complete irrational hatred for? for me it's abrams, i genuinely hate that fat fuck and his stupid tackle so much
>Mina having to resort to joining the ritual to become viscount because no matter how much she sucks up to the vamp elites she's still going to be considered low tier trash
>>558046606duel links renamed to /dlsg/ waaay before deadlock took /dlg/
>>558046869>but Abrams I just do not like at all. I tried Mo and Krill, but he too I could not really fully graspGive Billy a try, hes another dive tank but feels more active and disruptive than Abrams.
>>558046869this video was really helpful for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjEY37gz-Q
>>558046649If that's what keeps you sleeping at night buddy. We all know the truth.
>>558047000>catholic>pedoit's in character at least
I'm new to the gamewhats this>mina HAAAAAAAaaAAAmeme that people keep repeating?
>>558047218RISE UP
>>558047218RISE UP AND TAKE WHAT YOU DESERVE
>>558047218TACHIAGARU
>>558047000>unironically shipping a priest with a literal underaged boy art imitating life i guess
I've spent the past week brainstorming a Mina x Pocket fic where Calico oversleeps on the day of the wedding and the assassination doesn't take place
please when i play tonight only give me victors as my lane partner thank you
Mina, Silver, and Celeste players need to kill themselves
>>558047108>>558047028I'll take a look. Thank you. I like his design, but I'm still absolute shit at direct in-face engagement. Something I need to get used to but keep avoiding.>>558047089Half my group has him banned, lmao. I hadn't really considered him, but maybe I'll fool around too.
>>558045501maybe they shave itwait... infernus doesn't have horns, is he a hornlet?
>>558047218the announcer of the game get a lil zesty with it
>>558045794Usually I have a first t2 in mind but first I grab one 800 from the other two categories For example if I know im getting k dash, first ill get mystic burst/extra charge/extra spirit+healing rite/health/regen. People really underestimate going from 0 to 1 in a category, you can just stat check people if you have all 3 and they skipped
>>558047395do you think mina would have tolerated pockets non binary faggot swag or not?
>>558047068>summon me mina, and you'll never have to gargle the viscount's cum again.....
What's the mod that lets me see concurrently held souls
>>558047000>Some may call you a child, but you have wisdom way beyond your years.>You're really mature for your age :))))BROS???HIDDEN KING IS ALSO A GROOMER?????
Pocket would rather be a hobo and hang out in the stinky sewers with Mo and Krill than touch Mina
>>558047068Mina is some 13th generation rube and the viscount and elites are potent 6th generation leaders.
>>558047634Didden King
>>558047634They had no idea what kind of interactions to write for the new chungus heroes>Rem, you are le cute!!!
>>558047000trips of gaypedo...>>558047634hidden king bwos...it's over...
>>558047218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj1BcjYvTwA&t=658s@10m48s
>>558047634Mina got sired at 18 so she's perma retarded now everyone has to deal with a bratty immortal vamp
>>558047634this is why arch mommy is better
>trap somebody on Venator>can't even shoot them as I need to reload with his tiny ass magazine sizeEvery time
>Metro when he’s maining Silver>”She’s so hard, easily the hardest hero in the game”>Metro when he’s maining Apollo>”Silver is so brain dead, I outplayed her but she still get ult. Braindead hero”
>>558047910your active reload? your vamp burst? your sliding bwo?
>>558047690Mina is just the fledgling from vtmb but incompetent
>>558046869Farm the entirety of early/mid game. You NEED a soul advantage or your hero just doesn't work.He sucks quite a bit now since all the new heroes cuck you. Mobility heroes are your worst enemy
>>558041804For me it's part of the larger problem I have with the new batch. The new characters aren't as cool and interesting as previous characters, it's like the game NEEDED cute girls and an adorable critter to draw a wider audience. Silver is a toothless Vyper, Graves is pedo bait, Celeste is whatever, Rem is a marketable mascot character. If Graves didn't exist Apollo would be a more unique addition to the cast, as the youngest (non monster) character from some cool richfag school. But right now his only thing is that he is a prince of North Ixia, which admittedly is cool. Also the voice work is generally worse. Venator is fine.
>egotistical magic arch criminal's execution goes awry and he returns in semi undeath to exact revenge>now seeks to rule a city and make it in his image seven is just lich
>>558047961"when I do it it's good, when you do it it's bad" seems to come up a lot with that guy
>>558048003Victor rapes Silver and Graves
how big do you reckon silver's werewolf dogcock is?
>>558045065Venator's...
>>558048093a lot bigger than yours
>>558047910>tiny mag>33 rounds
>>558048093Hayase_nagatorofuta_on_male
i'm a 19 year old transgirl and i play graves and moan in voice chat...
>Get my rank, Oracle 5>lose 3 games in a row>derank after each lossOkay, clearly I do not belong here, so why was I put here in the first place?
>>558048040rem is the only one of these mascot cute little guys i actually really like. i think it helps that his design is kinda weird rather than just cute
>>558048265the only false part of this post is you're not 19
>>558046583Rape is based and keyed, tourist.
>>558048265im a 23 year old trans woman and i one trick doorman and RP as him in game chat
>>558047790>>558047465thanks bros
what kind of guys does silver like
i like mirage, he kinda fits my playstyle, but this char feels super bad to play, the animations are stiff, 1 animation is awful, everything just feels pure clunk and like hes half baked
>>558048265I'm a 22 year old male and I moan in voice chat when Drifter ganks me
>>558047802>Minathis >>558047634is for Apollo
>>558048456yeah mirage is really strong late game but is miserably weak early game. if i see im laning with a mirage and im not a strong laner myself i know we're losing
>hear the ruined king>get kinda hoti need a ruined king bf so badly...
>>558048446Tall and dark like your mum.
>>558048592>ruined king?
why is this so cute
>>558048592dumbass faggot
>>558048715You are the most obnoxious poster here
>>558047000I prefer Venator x Silver. I know monster hunter x monster is cliche but I really like it anyways.
Rem has turned into my comfort food character. No matter how fucking awful I do with other character, I can always switch to him, become the enemy's biggest pain in the ass and have a good game, win or lose.Dynamo too.
>>558046398Less is more.
Melee venator mogs the shit out of nade venator and its not close
Mina snores very loudly
>>558048810for me its purple seven
>>558048810for me it's graves, just a chill game where i piss everyone off
>>558048810youre a prancing lala homoman that enjoys playing support becauae you have no aim or testosterone in your vile body.
>>558048884For me it's...SIX SEVEN
>>558048285I do agree that Rem mogs jetpack cat and jeff the shark.
I miss it so much bros...
>>558049123I miss the wires on the ziplines and mid towerthe rest eh>Midboss himself still looks like dogshit
>>558046556THis but unironicly compared to Mina Lost panties w/ skirt/panties compared to all the other Mina mods that just make her naked.
>>558049123lash looks so much more jacked in 2024
>>558049123old deadlock looked like complete fucking dogshit
>>558048964six sevennnn six seveeennnn
>>558049123oh whatever we get it you've been playing since le day one
>>558048810I won't play Rem because I find this playstyle of passive splitpushing gay.
>>558049238u jelly
>>558048810Exactly the same for me but add Kelvin onto the list, I love slowing people, healing and being annoying on Kelvin.
>>558049123The good old days
>>558049123Nah this is just contrarian nostalgiafagging>VGH the unfinished buildings, placeholder textures, incomplete patrons and bases... ohhh it was so good manNah every match you played you could FEEL it was a public beta unlike now. It sucked ass
>>558049326you assume I haven't? get over yourself
>>558049123I kinda miss the mass of grey and the blue sky.
I love teabagging rems and I especially love it when they call it out in all chat
>>558047000Now post them fucking
>>558049123I miss old shop system. With dedicated item slots. I think it resulted in more build variety.
>>558049393im just a lot more cool than you
>>558041902>circle portraitsnewfag
>>558049457one time I tbagged in brawl I instantly got questioned in all chat for itthey can't handle any form of banter
>>558048265>>558048394>>558048531What do you look for in a bf?
>>558049247I like it, but I'm also in the rank range where nobody reads their FUCKING map, so being able to buff a lane a wee bit and sod off while Johnny Jungler is busy jerking off three feet away is nice IMO.>>558049330I should give Kelvin another try. Didn't really click for me, but now that I think about it, I only really tried him in Brawl.
We need TF2 style badges so that once the game gets its full release the trve oldCHVDS can flex on newfaggotshitterniggers
>>558049584yeah you're the deadlock hipster, it's very cool
>>558049728I told a girl in da cluuub I played deadlock, u jelly brah
>>558049795nigger
>>558049795I miss him every day brahs. In the end, he died and not all of us made it
>>558049701>merc badge thinking he's true old chadim a primeval warrior, lower your tone
>>558049665Kelvin is fun and he has a nice voice and voicelines, give him another try! I always find myself repeating his voicelines to myself because they make me chuckle.
patch today?
>>558049928I got that from Google My actual badge is even later I think
>>558049123This video made me miss his floppy hairstrands in the front. The new model is actually soulless.
>>558045065>M1Pistol>MeleeCrowbar>1Pulls out a shotgun with a limited number of shots, upgrading adds more shots and eventually lets you fire two barrels at once>2Fires an AR2 combine ball>3Tap for grenade, holding lets you place mines instead>4Citadel gravity gun, you can grab people and projectiles and throw them around for a durationAlso maybe passive long jump or bhopping
>>558040421Each lane has 2 players. The wave isn't being missed as long as 1 person remains behind.
>>558047790the rerecorded lines are so much worse
>>558050095>grav gun>can pick up crates and statues and throw them at playerswould be positively kino
>>558050218THEY will return... and WE must be ready....
What is silver supposed to do when people play ring around the rosie around pillars or signs and shit
how do we feel about lash roleplayers?
>>558050095>Grabbing Werewolf Silver and flinging her across the mapBased
>>558039548>>558039617I love seeing women complain about Beast getting downgraded into a human. And that's because I get it, it's like a monster girl like Ivy being "fixed" in the same way.
I swear the base defender guardians are bugged or I'm missing some sort of interaction. I have never seen these things successfully defend themselves even against paltry waves without taking massive damage and they will take forever to do it. I don't know if their damage to creeps versus heroes is worse or there's some sort of creep sticking bug or what
>always ban Holliday>get a Holliday on my team either way>27k souls in a 40 minute matchfucking hell this is why I ban her
>a monster girl like Ivy being "fixed" in the same way.which she should be because she's UGLY and looks LIKE SHIT
>>558050398the fact that you can have matches where people talk in-character and matches where people scream about niggers and jews is part of what makes deadlock so fucking good
>>558050240>>558050520A telekinetic would be kinoDunno how grabbing map geometry would work, since physics isn't really a thing. It'd be lame if it just spawned fake projectiles for you to throw.
best graves builds??
is mirage a throw pick in pubs?
>>558050868The engine supports physics its just left out for gameplay purposes
Balance patch doko
>>558050896inhibitor/silencer/toxic bullets/spirit
>>558050746Bans only apply to the enemy lineup, not your own team.
>>558051010yoshi said radio silence for 6 months
>>558050747I used her as an example because she's from a game we all have in common, she's not really my type either, but is more monstrous than say Haze who I vastly prefer.
>>558050868Wrecker was a telekinetic
>>558050904No hes one of the best scales in the game and pubs tend to drag on
>>558049123soul vs. soulless...
What does this item do? Why would i buy it?
>>558050398They make me throb
>>558051325it says right there what it does
>>558036597You built a bunch of gun items on a character that doesn't scale with gun at all. Silencer would have been much better than glass cannon.
>>558051325The only reason I buy it is for debuff resist maxxing or if im vyper because the downsides dont matter
>>558049123Only thing I miss is the midboss put and the shape of the lanes.
>>558051497 people skip gun because of the limited range and low velocity not because of the scaling
Random thought: Would you want destructible terrain in the game? (Assuming it's well-implemented)
Does anybody else agree that Yamamoto's concept art is way better than her wip model?The model looks so generic and boring
>>558047000can anyone explain why christians get clowned on for this when they have lower rates of pedophilia than teachers and rabbis and they only had this problem once they allowed gays to be priests, is it like the safe edgy punching bag or something
>>558050398ludokino, I love them. Only Lash players are dislike are k/d Lash players since they are practically useless.
>>558051497he didn't build glass cannon
>>558051778>lying
newfags don't even remember mikuginnis
i'm tired of fighting graves and her stupid fucking free macro winning gravestones every single game
>>558051826so its ignorance that causes it? like you heard the joke and kept repeating it without verifying it?
>>558051890>graves farts out a tombstone>her zombies start stealing my small campFUCK OFF
>>558051325It's an underrated item on frontliners like Abrams and Geist or people that don't need to worry about stamina regen like GT and Ivy. Only thing I dislike is the bullet velocity change because it throws off my aim game to game.
>>558051774>yamato>dressed like a korean gook in the wip model?????????
>>558051778it's coordinated propaganda because strong christian morals and values encourage traditional families, which the jews(and government) do not wantthey want both adults working a 9 to 5 for half the wage as opposed to just the man working for the same total wagethey want you to send your kids to public daycare/public school so they also get zog brainwashedthis has been a long term plan since the 1800s, starting with the rise of feminism and, ironically, an increase to the age of consentsame thing with importing blacks into the US for slavery, guess who owned all the slave ships, starts with J ends with ewsame thing with all those commercials asking you to donate to starving african children 20 years agowell now they're all grown up(and still starving, because donating is not sustainable and they never learned to feed themselves) so oopsie now we have to send these hordes of brown people into europe teeheedefinitely not a long term plan!the jews are thinking in decades and centuries while the average retard cannot think into next week
>>558051979Yamato is from Mainland Japan (Korea-Manchuria region)
>>558051979I would actually prefer Yamato got turned into some kind of Korean shaman swordstress.I've kind of just accepted that one day Deadlock will end up like Overwatch with a bazillion>Ohhh this character is a Japanese ninjasamuraigirlso anything that slows down the concentration of Japanese characters hitting critical mass is good.
>>558051067for real? so were stuck with the current meta for 6 months?
>>558052186She should be from the Japanese colonies (Ethnic korean asimilated to japanese) but it might make the Kimchis mad even if it would be neat.
>>558052186>I've kind of just accepted that one day Deadlock will end up like Overwatch with a bazillionand how did you come to that conclusion? there's one japanese ayyyyy lmao in the form of yamato and two asian-american hapa nepobabies in the form of pocket and mina
>>558044928Celeste having Holliday's busted as fuck movement as a free passive is genuinely disgusting and bad game design. Either make everyone have the super broken air strafing and momentum or don't give it to one specific hero for free that already has a super OP set of abilities.
>>558047756>>558047339>>558047185>>558047031Apollo is 18. Age gaps don't magically make people unable to consent.
Is it worth building 4800 worth of gun if my build is heavy green with a dash of purple? It seems kind of useless if my focus is on taking hits and doing damage over long periods of time. Like, if yellow gave some bullet resist or something it would make sense, but most of my "gun" damage comes from melee, and even then it's pretty insignificant compared to other sources.
>Be poor as usual>go for a camp/slots>its already taken/the enemy contests me>if I fight them, they get a teammate to join in and kill me, but I never doBasically every single game. How am I meant to improve like this?
>>558051890>>558051926i'm a graves main and i'll continue to main graves every match
>>558046164Why is her pussy so fat.
>>558052481according to zoomzams they do, also you are a child until eightteen years old and sometimes older (because if they never matured no one else did ever, right?).
>silver calls for the mid boss>we do it while she stays in base clearing waves>enemy team appears and wipes us>silver blames us for losing the gameKek
All of this just to go from em6 to archon 1....
>>558052583THERE'S TWO YEAR AGE GAP YOU SICK FUCK, SHE'S ONLY A 25 YEAR OLD CHILD
>>558052518Just be yourself
>>558046164garbage
>>558052752this one updated yet?
>>558052631That's honestly good advice, I like my build a lot. I just want to see if it's worth swapping out another green/purple for maybe Crushing Fists or Frenzy.
/dlg/bros why are all Mirage and Infernus players such shittalkers while also being so incredibly shit at the game? I won't lie, I might have made some bad plays, fed once or twice, but after 45 minutes if your KDA is at 2/2/1.I get that you might not have the same balls as me to actually push a lane, but you gotta do something! At least help out with a walker or two!Tl;dr Mirage and Infernus players watch sissyhypno while cuddling
>>558052781Skirtless is, skirt version isn't. Butt plug is gone forever since gamebanana has a problem with it for some reason.
>>558052859>skirt version isn'tdamndo you guys use the mod manager btw? just installed the fat ass graves mod
>>558052859Is there a skirtless pantiless version?
all 5 games i played today were decided by feeders.it's not about having good players, it's about which team just has the most dogshit retards that constantly feed without realizing they are creating a problem.three of my games had leavers.can they just make people worth even less souls if they've only died with no assists a few times?
Should I learn Sinclair?HOW do you learn Sinclair.What even is Sinclair.All I know is that his little homing missiles hurt like a motherfucker.>>558052829Ironically Lash has been the biggest whiny shittalker I've encountered thus far. Him and Silvers, and 90% of the time Silvers are just fucking around not doing a single team fight.
>nobody complains about celeste anymorethey finally kept their eyes on the ball
>>558052829I've never see mirage players but the infernus one is straight on.>>558052915There was I think but that isn't updated either.
>>558051325I buy this on Warden almost every game. It's also extremely good on Geist or anyone with a high velocity gun.>>558051823Oh yeah, that's the headshot thing or whatever. Either way gun on apollo is just bad.
>>558052963All the leaguers adapted or uninstalled thankfully.
>>558052449She's going to be one of those heroes that are just forever perma banned after they're no longer classed as new.Truthfully I have ZERO clue how you'd balance her without making the hero useless outside of giga movement sweats. Because the only way she would feel fair is if her numbers were terrible to compensate for the movement passive.
>>558052963>team defending walker from enemy push>celeste throws ball out>everyone scatters and they take it for freei still hate this shit ass character
>>558052829For me, its always billy shitters flaming the team
I win lane, I don't die, I splitpush and clean up the lanes when everyone else is balled up, I run the urn, and we win but at the end of it my damage and kills are always shit.Am I actually making an impact or not?
>>558052829It's because Mirage is a hero for pussies. They're just another M1 easy mode character, but have:>A great and easy escape teleport or engage>An ult that is basically "I get to kill one person for free">A braindead fire rate boost that is basically just a passiveInfernus is the same way, any character with a passive that is just 'shoot people to do even more damage' is easy mode.
>>558053074>She's going to be one of those heroes that are just forever perma banned after they're no longer classed as new.i'm permabanning apollo because of his 3 dash 1k damage ability at the start of the game with a range of 20 meters
>>558053082anti death ball/chokepoint ult is one of the most basic ideas out there, it was inevitable even if it wasn't 3D chain frost
>>558052948>Jacob Lash is an _______>>558052972Mirage players are a bit of a regional thing honestly, but believe me when you get one and they're vocal? They'll flame you from the first minute if you try to get some use out of your Drifter 3 by pushing in and killing one Doorman or something.
>>558048446me
>>558052987he's got a built in attack speed steroidsome gun items on apollo are fine to finish off opponents
>>558053074idk bro unless you're eternus I don't see how she will ever be an issue compared to Apollo/Rem which are played all brackets and giga OP too.
>>558052623Sending my mmr assassins
>>558053093>i'm the lane janitor and the team babysitter making sure that we win>am i actually making an impact or notwhat the fuck do you think? BROOOOOOOLING isn't the end all be all of the game
>>558053074You can't even itemize against her all that well, since if you use knockdown on her she just jumps onto a building and gets stunned up there, slowing hex hardly does anything, and curse doesn't even help all that much either. The only thing that seems capable of actually killing her is getting a Mo and Krill ult on her and unloading all your shots and abilities on her while she isn't flying around the entire map being unhittable.It's a shame we only get one ban, because I think the game would be far better without Apollo, Graves, Rem, and Celeste. Silver too, but they usually are played by retards anyway.
>>558053118That explains why the second variation of those losers is Infernus with his fucking Naruto run
>>558053324>girlYawn
>>558053276I really don't understand why every single gun-related passive ability on characters in this game is just a variation of 'Shoot someone enough to do a bunch of extra damage'. Haze easily has the most broken one though, since you can apply stacks of it at any range.Really, Haze is just OP.
>>558053324
I want to get gud at Vindicta. I used to play snipers a lot as a young man, and now I'm a slightly less young man who cannot aim for dick-all.But I really find her kit interesting. FUCK, why must I exclusively suck at every character I find most interesting?
>>558051325You buy it on Silver when you're behind
Rem's healing is good enough to not have to build it separately, so you can build into pillow nukes.
>enemy Haze has 33k souls 21 minutes in the match>press tab>2/3/2what the fuck
>>558053465Vindicta just isn't good right nowThey gutted her and took her sexy feet away
>>558053416no frankenchad, not my shy bookworm!
>>558053324This exact picture but Mirage instead of Paige, thoughts?
based on my experience in EU
When's the next pro matches? Can't wait for more Silver ryona
>try to lady geist>get fucked at every phase in the gamehow do you even play this hero she feels so weak
>>558053402venator gets his bonus damage from traps and gutshot stuns. but all of the gun passive heroes are supposed to be the basic gun carries that are easy/powerful and template for later heroes
>>558053554>didn't heavy melee the seven a single time when you could have done so for 20 seconds instead of missing 90% of your shots???
>>558053628Is he still holding Nashala?
>>558053710Why would I want to get parried?
>>558053465Shes just bad and not even a real sniper anymore. Wait until they decide to rework her since her current state is a joke.
>>558053658You build around her gun and/or 2
>>558053324Need4breed
>>558053635Put abrams and drifter in deranged and haze in normal and it's accurate imo. I have yet to encounter an abrams who doesn't have a meltdown and act like a toddler if they die 2 or more times in lane, drifters always bitch and afk after inting their brains out all game and wanting to brawl, I haven't seen a haze player outright be toxic when doing bad themselves yet.
>>558053324Built for Victor!
>Steals your sinners and solo ults you to get awayHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>558053791Nashala would be background decoration, watching as he presents himself.
>>558053584What does Vindicta even do? On either side it's like she has no influence on the match but she's always just fucking floating around
>>558053795skill issue
>>558053875I simply win the game
How do I get a Viscous voice chat filterSeems essential when playing as him
>>558053921because back in the before times she was the lane rapist and snowballer carry the entire team had to buy knockdown and curse for
>>558053635Mostly True for NAeast except seven falls under based, Ivy toxic, Celeste normal, GT normal, Abrams deranged and Silver deranged.
I took a crack and made my first build, thoughts?
>>558054048You should pick a hero that actually requires skill to play first.
>>558051774concept art being better is valve tradition
>>558054124Nah.
>>558054048>toxic bullets in fucking optionalyou're a retard lmao
>>558052525If all camps in safe zones are taken do a box run until the troopers come near your walker.
>>558053875
>>558054203BRO enough, she's posted on enough boards as is
>>558053635Doorman players need to go in based and deranged, they are all sick in the head
>>558051774Left is at least trying to make her look like an intimidating/scary crime lord.Right is pure boring shit, and I agree with the sentiment that the hat looks more like a Korean nobleperson's hat than the retarded amalgamation of west and east they're trying to go for.
>>558053635had a lash the other night flip out about laning against a graves, crying about auto aim. started feeding like crazy when we pointed out not a single one of his skills requires fine aim
>>558054203who is this?
Is Steam dead for anyone else?
>>558053635Haze players belong in a tier of their own
>>558053710Did you miss the part where Rem intentionally misses his heavy and Seven parries? If Rem actually went for the heavy he would have fucking died.
>>558054514industry plant olympian girl
>>558052375Because it happens to a lot of games
>>558053875>"Rem is missing!">Gets ganked and dies because he wasted his ult on a meme strat>Drops a big bag
>>558054538Yeah
>>558053635Doorman players think they're based but aren't
>>558054048Pretty standard build, I'd drop monster rounds and pick up spirit res though.
>>558051325Its a defensive item that does damage. You buy on characters that are very close range so velocity doesnt matter. Debuff resist is a extremely rare stat only found on like 2 other items.
>>558054229its not very efficient against squishy teams
I've been looking at builds of top Bebop players and I can't understand why so many are buying Lifestrike. Even if you're building for a full melee build (crushing fists, spirit snatch, melee lifesteal), the amount of healing Lifestrike provides, at any given time, is about 270hp, with healing booster, around 325. That's kind of a shitty investment, especially considering how susceptible to parry you'll become. I understand it's supposed to "synergize" with the changes to uppercut, but it would make more sense to buy a 3200 tank item for more effective amounts of HP than a measly amount of HP if you land a hook. Someone higher rank than Oracle enlighten me.
Why is this so underrated? Every time I buy it, i'm top NW.
Why is Victor so much more stressful to play in Oracle+ than every other carry?
>>558054893works with uppercut, simple as
>>558054914It's good for heroes who want Ability Radious. 5m Sprint and 500HP is good too.
>>558054914Metro told us to buy it a long time ago
>hits you with all her items and abilities in WR pace
>>558054538yes
NOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BROS
>>558054940because he's a cheese hero that can be hard-countered with items
>>558055043oh god please dont rape me
>>558055043what if paradox sat on a dick then swapped you
Whenever i'm holding down M1 on Bebop, my gun sometimes just stops firing randomly, anyone have any clue what the issue could be?
>>558055043>i got them>dies
>Valve cancelled the gameRIP
>>558053093Yeah. Lane cleanup is important, especially in lower ranks because nobody fucking looks at their map. Not dying is important. Winning is important.You are doing things, even if it isn't necessarily reflected in stats. Genuinely important things.
>>558055180have to reload
>>558054959Okay, but what about something like Spirit Snatch for a huge effective HP bonus from stealing spirit resist AND you get more damage off? Lifestrike doesn't make a lot of sense considering how little you're going to be facetanking the entire team.
>>558055180if you're holding down m1 and you use an ability it cancels the shooting on any character
>>558046649Ahahahahaha
>>558055082Dude no! I Spent my entire life savings on Deadlock boxes. IM RUINED!
Where do we go now, Marvel rivals or Overwatch? Perhaps Dota 2?
Why are there so many faggots here? Are other moba threads also like this?
>>558039503This is kinda kino but they’re not cool enough to add a shota to the game
>>558055297the thing is im not using any abilties, just walking left and right
>>558055294spirit snatch is purple, maybe they want to hit 4.8k in green items
>>558055373It's funny because in game you'll almost entirely run into chuds but online you'll mostly see women/faggots discussing the game
>Archon 4 match>0/19 Abrams>He says it's his first match>"bullshit">Check>It's his third match>>>Archon 4Drag that nigger Yoshi out into the streets and lynch him out front of Valve HQ, holy shit. What the fuck
>>558055373Hot men
>>558055351NOOOO MY PANTSU LESS GRAVES SKIN THAT COST 100000 DOLLARS... MY FAKE MONEY... ITS JOEOVER...
>>558055420Nah, because these builds are based around Witchmail, meaning they're hitting 4.8k even without Lifestrike.
>>558055520>Plays abrams>probably raped everyone in his initiate lobbies with punches>deploy him to archon he's a prodigy
>>558055520He had 3 times more games played than he was claiming. Absolutely deplorable
>>558055352I've decided to pick up crocheting as a hobby
>>558055472Chuds play games and foids make fandom content about games. This has been the case since forever. It's a balanced ecosystem where>Girls who want to actually play the game have a large population of e-boys to help carry them>Dudes who want to chill and look at fanart or fanfics don't need to make any themselvesMy girlfriend for example is a shitter who spams Rem and does nothing but run around in the jungle all game but I get a ton of choice pics of Xitter fanart from her without ever needing to touch that site
>>558055723kek
>>558055410mouse switches might be dying, test if it happens on other characters.
>>558053230Killed them all...
>>558055520YOU NO RIKE VARVE MATCHMAKING? PREASE TO ENJOYING 5 HOUR PRAYTIME TEAMMATE
Man i love playing Silver and melting entire enemy team by mashing my head against the keyboard. It's so fun.
>>558051774Left one certainly fits her and her story more, right one is just generic weeb garbage and as mentioned looks more korean than japanese.
I keep getting accused of smurfing because I'm in seeker and I keep going like 15-0I'm literally not a smurf but I started playing again after not playing since before ranks existed and the game put me in seeker and won't let me out
>>558055794>AnyaAre you a cute anime girl irl? And are you interested in edating a fat incel from Nebraska
>>558055835But she's pretending to be her brother, no?
>>558053710>This person is clearly threatened by me and playing to stay alive. His HP is low, if I hit even 5 of my next 30 bullets he will die, but if I melee and get parried he will kill me. What should I do in this situation?>Heavy melee himYeah I see why you guys are all ritualist
Toxic bullets Venator
Anyone got some tips for Calico? At first I started playing her as a joke with all the speed increase items for super fast Ava+Torment Pulse, but I'm actually enjoying her play style in general and I always get her if I high priority her.
Jesus christ i just had the realization that Graves is literally just the loli pugna meme made real
I want to rape>All Minatroons>All Paigetroons>All Dynamotards>All Seveniggers>All Victortroons>All BillyniggersThank you for your attention to this matter
>>558052896Yeah just to see what I have on at a glance.
Is it me or can I not shoot down Grey Talon's fuck ass bird after the latest patch? I tried shooting it, but it didn't swerve at all and still got Kamekaze'd
>>558055995I just realized the slowpoke meme is to make fun of people who realize things a long time after everyone else
>>558056020they got rid of that. now the turn angle is worse so you get the privilege of trying to dodge a pinpoint detonation aoe
>silver pick rate dropped>Apollo at 90% nowthe fuck happened?
>>558055986Seems like a waste since you’re not touching spirit outside of rapid recharge
>>558056134Silverfags quit the game after they got tired of feeding.
foucs lens vyper
>>558056134People finally accepted she's the worst hero in the game
>>558054048Its dookie im 'fraid
Drunk sex with Silver where she gets flustered over her hairy body.
>>558056010You can't rape an atom!
>>558051325It's good in Venator because his gun is already fast as fuck
>>558055986>>558056156QSS into merc mag in the hyper lategame if team is in desperate need of spirit damage for some reason.
>>558056156Greater expansion, mercurial magnum on grenades.
>>558056239Silver players don't even try to counterspell anymore when you dump CC on them they just look at you like that
>>558056134>apollo at 90%I doubt it, I'm not seeing that nigger that much any more I've had quite a lot of matches without him in it today.Honestly it's not gonna take long for people to realize how dog shit he really is now, he's only good in laning phase because of his ult but after that he falls off like a fucking rock.
>>558054940I guess people Oracle is where people start realizing they have an S key, and then at any decent rank Victor gets shredded by anyone with a brain
how come yammers is the only hero that speaks a different language?
>>558056134Waifufags realized they can't play with one hand.
>>558056326Thats stupid. Keep building more gun and rely on your pure damage if they have bullet armor. No need for meme shit like spirit.
>>558056367Opposite of Silver. Feels useless until she gets her ult and items and melts the enemy team and stays in wolf form forever.
>>558056351please tell me you don't buy these
>>558056113dats gayPunishing Grey Talons for an obvious bomb was the most rewarding feeling. Now they can just quickly summon the an angry bird to murder me from across the map
>>558056442Yeah I know its dumb, but its an option :)
>>558056398geist sometimes speaks french, if just to say "mérde"
>>558054982if you're buying either of the two range items the extra 18% from trophy is fucking nothing because of multiplicative stats
>>558056398She's a literal ayylmao so human translation magic doesn't work on her
>>558055373>Are other moba threads also like this?The LoL general is a faggot breeding ground, literally just non-stop gay and tranny spam.There's only 1-2 fags/trannies here but they literally sit in thread all day spamming the same shit too because they're mentally ill
>>558056351>greater expansionThe radius is already pretty generous when maxed
>>558056398Cause she's a jap elitist
>>558056484I don't buy mercurial magnum but I do buy greater expansion quite often. It's good for shotgun and grenades.
>started playing with a few games on Ivy, zero idea what I was doing>discovered Paradox and fell in love with the swap>one-trick her for like a hundred fucking games in a row>completely dumpster my rating in the process, only starting to get close to 50% WR in recent games after I snapped and started building more carry-like, sweating every match>mfw one game I'm suddenly Ivy and there's a Paradox opposite me>grab some random Tesla + Kudzu build in a panic and cross my fingers>proceed to casually stomp the game, just shut down my brain, click and toss bombs>and the next one>and the next oneAt last I see. Either I'm irredeemably shit at Paradox and it's just not meant to be or trying to make her work in pisslow is the definition of insanity.
Graves feels like she has a flat chest, visible ribs and a surprisingly hairy JK pussy but modders are too retarded to understand the vision and just hexmaniac her instead
>>558056134busy gooning. I'll be back to shit up your games shortly
Le talon would never say this...
>plays billy>gets parried once>dc
Thye should have just gone all the way and made Graves a child desu
>>558056621>flat chest, visible ribs and a surprisingly hairy JK pussyMy fucking dick
>some people play female characters because they find them cute or hot>some people play heroes like billy or apollo because unga bunga me hit your face with fist>some people play heroes like warden because more dakka>some people play the cute furry in every game (rem)>some people like to play the ugliest son of a bitch because they fantasize about being the NTR ugly bastard (mo, ivy, drifter)>some people will play literally anything that validates their political ideology in any tangential way (pocket)>some people just want to be special and play the lowest pick rate herobut who the fuck wants to play shit like grey talon, kelvin, mirage?literally no personality
>>558056695I didn't know you were supposed to roleplay as your hero.
>>558056807>some people just want to be special and play the lowest pick rate hero>kelvin
>>558056832Well now you know
>>558056807Me, like all of them except GT but that's only because he doesn't look like a Injun Chief. Heya Hoya Heya Hoya...
>>558056695>filename>he took this screenshot himself>he got so mad about a twitter post he had to run and cry to 4chan about it
>>558056807I like Mirage, designwise. Gentleman Arab mystic is a cool trope.
>>558045772>>558045813>>558045976Deadlock anaonymous is an account you can submit messages to and they will post them for you anonymously. That is not that player's twitter account.
>>558055373>>558056519/lolg/ is unique in that it has been getting attacked by one specific schizo for the past 3+ years. He has a good VPN and for like 10 hours a day every day he shows up to spam Blacked porn. Sometimes it was porn of League characters but sometimes it was just random interracial shitThis isn't a joke or anything btw, no exaggeration, he probably single handedly contributed to /vg/ having even worse moderation than it already did in the past because he was either using multiple devices with VPNs or something like that + a script to change the filenames and image dimensions so a janny had to manually delete his shit for ages. Literal shifts of jannies logging on to nuke his shit vs him spamming more Blacked stuff. People figured this out because sometimes he would appear and start spamming and his stuff would only get deleted after a few minutes(implying some janny had to log on and start doing it LIVE) while other times it took less time or more time for jannies to react which wouldn't be the case if they had managed to automate moderating himIt's also one of the few times where 4chan jannies took a page from CrystalCafe moderation and also banned anyone even interacting with the schizo, it was that bad. I was there for a few weeks two years ago and it was amazing to see hundreds of deleted posts every single thread, daily. No other general on /vg/ has come close to that level of bullshit
>>558056887pouted DSL are a prime indicator of futapaige is the same
>>558056807I think you've played like 5 matches total>Apollo a melee hero>Warden "more dakka" when his base mag size is the worst of any gun hero
>>558056621this but also a fat ass
>>558056807>moody and violent vengeance filled injun with lots of long range skill expression>happy go lucky cheerful mr. freeze with aoe bullshit and the ability to go running through the skies>and, uhhh, uhhhMirage's ult is cool, being able to transwarp gank will always be fun. It's a shame I don't like the rest of his kit or his character.
>>558056807>THE STREETS OF OSAKA>IN HERE I AM KINGI enjoyed kelvin before they neutered everything on him and he got repeatedly power creptyou can't kill anyone before your ult expires, you have a worse gun than Paige, ice beam is a minor annoyance, your healing is shit and your mobility doesn't matter anymore
>>558057109and I think you haven't played warden when he usually builds kinetic dash and vampiric burst and he can fire his gun for up to 30 seconds without reloading assuming you slide for infinite ammo too
I'll just come out and say it. Mirage looks like a fag.
>>558047000As long as the demon boy is underage, sure
>>558056807hes a badass old native guy that wants to avenge his family instead of reviving them, has a lot of edge in a good way
>>558056807mirage is cool design just needs some work on his kit and his animations/model will probably be improved later, and gt and kelvin are definitely getting reworked to some extent
>>558057124>and, uhhh, uhhhMysterious teleporting sandnigger with a djinn.
FOR THE DJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN
is there a trick to landing shots with Yamato's gunit feels so weird
Apollo and Silver are the Yasuo's of Deadlock.Meaning you can go 0-10 and be a completely useless sack of shit retard but because your hero design is fucking retarded and unbalanced you can still sweep the enemy team if you play even halfway decently
>>558057302https://files.catbox.moe/0vz8un.mp4
>>558056010>tfw play Dynamo and BillyStay away from me..
>>558057197uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyone can do that, retard-kun
>>558057325>is there a trick to landing shotsYes. Aim your crosshair where you want to hit.
>>558057182>this character isnt the best character in the game by far anymore so i cant enjoy himskill issue
>>558057182He's a complete support now. I've only found success on him by teamfightmaxxing. Mostly ignoring gun items in favor of purples and greens(Healing Tempo priority)>Extend ult duration>All teammates in your ult get healing, movespeed, attack speed>All enemies in your ult get permaslowed by your S3 beamI eventually stopped playing him though because even as a teamfightmaxxer he takes way longer to come online now compared to other teamfight-focused heroes. Dynamo can turn the tide of a fight with only a single point in his ult but Kelvin needs a bunch of core items and certain ability levelsOne day they will rework him probably and then Mr Freeze will be fun again
I can't aim for shit so I high prio graves and pick geist pocket shiv as fallbacks. Thoughts?
>>558057336the who? who the fuck is yasqueen?
Ah caminar!
>>558057503It's the League of Legends Kez.
>>558056519>people I don't like are all one schizomeds
>>558057503Character from league of legends who was basically the beginning floodgate into a slew of unbalanced garbage and is notoriously played by shitty players, but the character design is so poor that he can still win basically any 1v1 in the game as long as he hits a single ability even if he's 0-10Theres even memes about him having a "0-10 powerspike" because he can just feed and be a useless retard all game but still win because his design is so shitBasically silver and apollo
>>558057336complaining about yasuo in the big 26 is a crazy cope
>>558057496dogshit example since he's actually good for new york, better example is the Khan guy in London since he actively covers up and denies the existance of rape gangs.
The queue times in this game are too long
>>558057467My pc broke so I'm playing on my old laptop for now at 20-40 FPS so I do the same>Graves>Purple Seven>Purple AbramsIt's pretty chill though I do miss tryhard m1gging
>>558057182>he got power creptno, he got nerfed
>>558057389just tried this and it worked
>>558057606>posts the exact same pictures with the exact same posts any time he decides to infest the threaduhhh yeah dude im freaking craaaazyfaggot
>>558055986Its core idgaf what anybody says
>>558057639Silver cannot feed and still be usefulShe is more useless than most if she ffeeds
>>558057639Apollo can't do the 0-10 thing though because if he doesn't snowball he gets raped forever>Hey here's a guy who has to hold still while using abilities>>>In a mobility shooterA 0-10 Apollo is fuckmeat while a 0-10 Yasuo just needed to hit 2 crit items and a lucky tornado
>>558057389This doesn't work as Holliday
Just got a 6 hour ban for leaving a game that wasn't going to be scored, great auto ban system Valve you retards.
>>558057384by all means build kinetic dash and vampiric burst on rem or paige
>>558057795>apollo>hold still while using abilitiesare you a fucking retarded cuck nigger? do you even play the game?
>>558057496>deletedoy vey shut it down
>>558056156The scaling might as well not exists its 0.005%
>>558057785Didn't you see the pick charts from the "pros", she's super overpowered
Deadlock... is over
>>558057887Speaking of, didn't the scaling on it get raped due to infernus?
>>558057676There aren't paki rape gangs in new york city (yet), but mamdani would absolutely cover for them if there were, especially if they only went after white girls like the ones in britain do
>>558057863yes he has to hold for about a second in between his stab to get the max damage. also press your slowing hex you dumb nigger and it turns off nearly his entire kit
>>558057863His main combat ability is his S3 where each time he activates it he holds still for a moment. His ult has a windup where he also holds still. He's a literal anime character who even has the "omae wa mou shindeiru" schtick.If your team has a competent M1gger or CC bot, an Apollo that's behind is basically food.
>>558056484I buy tankbuster and duration extender , imbued to traps
PATCH INCOMING
>>558057994>I made up a fictional reality to justify whatever I wantthat is smart and you are very smart
the voice acting sucks for some of the heroes paige's VA makes me want to tear my ears off
>>558058009>he activates it he holds still for a momentgo ahead and deal 4k damage in one second while apollo is in the air dashing
>>558057759retard
>>558058091>proving your shitlowLOL
>>558057868what was it
>>558058091Easy to do while he's behind, Initiate-kun
>>558057639>Basically silver and apolloInitiate?
>>558057496It's more that America is a mostly Protestant country and American Protestants have no actual ideology outside of reactionary seething Right now it's about trannies, 15 years ago it was about evolution in schools, 30 years ago it was about Mortal Kombat and D&D, before that it was metal music and before that it was integrated schools and before that it was ElvisThey don't actually stand for anything they just cry about Current Trend and their faith only extends to being able to use it as a moral cudgel
>>558057939Valve pulled the plug. Highguard won.
>>558058410i can't believe it
>>558058301modern prots are an invention by the CIA, southern baptist and televangelists are all controlled oppositionbut back to deadlock, ahem. ban all silver players.
>>558045501My hope is that she is at least Abrams big. If we are lucky she will be even taller. Assuming they just give her Nagas ult hpw strong wpuld that be in an fps
>>558058156Your usual "kikes are manipulating America" post but unironically correct because of all the Epstein shit that got released
>>558058410>check highguard playercount>already under 500Oh wow
Someone pill me o
>>558058684WhoopsSomeone pill me on Billy. Why does he hold the baseball bat? If I take off his horns will he die?
>>558058076>If I close my eyes and plug my ears, the anti-white, marxist alien mayor will suddenly not be the enemy of the american peopleExhibit b for why christianity is dying
>>558056807>kelvini feel personally attacked
Never ask an Ixian nationalist the race of his girlfriend.
GABEN ATE THE SERVERSSSSSSSSSS
>>558058903How's he feel to play now that he is argueably balanced if undertuned? Or did you drop him.
servers are doodoo rn
>>558058971his deadlock yacht sank....
THE SECRET PART 2 UPDATE IS ARRIVING
>>558058824politics are manipulated, they are not a true bell-weather for our times, just a projection by controllers. I don't have a real opinion on mamdani but I will say he's likely just another mouth piece with gay blackmail like marco rubio and desantis, they follow the same game plan despite the politics
GABEN WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FUCKING PAY THEM OFF LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO?
>>558058819Yes
>Be Ritualist IV Deranked>Constantly play matches on Emissary II-IV
>>558056807Mirage is cool. I just don't like his scarabs it would be cool if they got reworked, they should also apply Djinn's Mark.
>try out apollo>do awfulmaybe im just fated to only play shitter picks like Bebop
>>558059114Theres like no difference between sub oracle ranks anymore.
>>558058903Based fellow Kelvinchud
The biggest tell on whether or not someone is a shitter is if they think Mirage is good
>>558059028>I'm a useless moderate but with extra steps
>>558059307>ignore your lying eyesI love big brother...
I like the character card intro but I preferred when you could see everyone, look at builds, swap lanes etc. while the game loaded
>>558058824>I continue to make things up to justify whatever I wantyou have no idea how brown you sound right now
>>558059415You don't like starting every game with three pauses?
>>558059179>>558056807>>558057226literally all they have to do is change his 1, his tornado is a great ability, his djinn marks are both good and fun to use, and his 4 is an incredible ulthis scarabs make no sense, they could just make it a single use rather than 4 charges and that alone would be significantly better
>>558058984Dogshit, to be honest.The CC is underwhelming, the damage is nonexistent, healing is very good but inconsistent in big fights because you have to land your slow ass grenades on retards spam dashing everywhere.Recharging Rush getting released is a buff, but your gun is mediocre for the Headhunter combo because your projectile speed is slow as fuck and the only saving grace is having a big bullet size.The worst part about the character is you have 0 fucking agency in anything unless you smother your lane, at which point you can be semi-useful midgame.Otherwise he's just a retarded domebot whose only purpose is to isolate your hyper carry with 1-2 enemy retards inside.I am trying to do dynamo instead recently because he actually has a better kit for support tanking than kelvin at this point.Didn't even have to adjust my build outside of 1-2 items (lmao).
I will never use Metro's Builds ever again because he is a narcissist piece of shit. https://www.twitch.tv/metro
>win match>think this is the best game i've ever played, get massive dopamine rush>lose game>hate this game and feel terrible playing this game does not seem psychologically healthy tbqh fampai
>>558059689why did you link his stream
YES I LOVE HAVING TO PLAY AGAISNT HEROES WITH A HERO IM WANTING TO PLAY AS YAAAAY THANK YOU DEVS FOR NOT PUTTING IN A DRAFT MODE BEST DEVS EVAR!
>>558059689what did he do anon?and yes he's a grifter, you should have realized when you look at his youtube and he uploads functionally the same exact video every day
>>558056572Lay off paradox for a few months, she'll feel amazing when you come back to her. Trust me on this.
>>558059689I love using his builds though
>>558059781>add draft>now 11 other people can steal your character insead of 2
>>558058553wouldnt that mean it was always correct and you were just ignorant of it
>>558059689I remember following his wraith builds when I started playing in 2024, good times
>>558026308definitely a woman
Why is her forehead so big?
>>558059876she only gets nerfed with time so i dont know about that
>>558060060she's from japan. I'm sorry you had the learn it this way.
>>558059689just post the lust inducing pictures bro
new patch dokonew thread doko
>>558059689i thought this was a clip, but you made me watch this faggots stream, i hate you
>>558058553>>558059958It's bigger than just kikes but yes they are involved. Zion Don and his Magots are not the way forward and are just making everything even worse.DEADLOCK.
>>558059935that's fine, I would rather pick a hero and know what the fuck I'm going up against
Disarming hex
>>558060145cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>What do we do with the support character that can latch on to others and heal?> I KNOW lets turn his spammable pillow into a nuke!What are these nigger devs smoking
>>558052829designated heroes for shitters that get raped by get to outstat you by left clicking npcs if their team manages to carry their deadweight for long enough, this applies to all m1 heroes, all have inflated egos and are trash at the game but being boosted by their character has given them an ego
>>558060223thats more like metal skin
>>558059935imagine the average shitter on your team getting their 14th-16th choice instead of their first because of a draft
>>558060389>>558060389
>>558060145I agree, Kamala is Brat!
>>558060265how are we supposed to make a character without an aoe grenade ability???
>>558056398she's one of only a handful of heroes that aren't american
>>558060438I am TIRED of aoe grenade abilities. With how big the radiuses are in this game (and how dishonest the particle effects are) it's impossible to dodge anything.
>>558060530>Need to add new ability>Hitbox can only be sphere, cylinder, square, rectangle or capsule.Its a videogame problem.
>>558054514alysa liu
>>558041804I also hate how everyone is apparently a regular at Infernus' bar and Wraith's casino
>>558060742I get that, but the very least they could do is have the visual indicators be real. I can't count how many times it looks like I'm outside of Paige's circle stun but it still hits me.
>>558054048What do her panties look like with that mod?
>>558041804every single character having to know every other character makes for this self referential quirk chungus qualitylike making pop culture inside jokes but its to your own project. its lame as fuck
OH FUCK AN ACTUALY PATCH IS OUT
>>558061032>He hasn't realized Lash has probably the only cylinder in the gameI forgot there are cones too, since his 3 and 1 are cones.Also a funny thing is if enough of a characters spheres overlap with torment pulses you can just use the death circles (tpulse/scourge) to great effect.
>>558058574Its night for white people and its a white people game
>>558070087when he made that post it was only night in asia
>>558060060In old lore she was going to be a weeaboo alien but they've ditched this