Previous: >>558278013>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Royce & Royce (2*)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558301206BASED BASED BASED BASED OP
>>558301206One leg locks you and the other too
Bokumanko thread, only Bokumanko allowed in this thread
we like nepobabies now?Ebayan's story will prolly have her rich dad threaten to cut your balls off if you make her cry
>>558301206The funny part is, if the summary is accurate, Rulership is even worse than Cheval when it comes to dorkiness. Like they're not even playing the same game of dorkiness. Imagine losing a board game caused you to shut yourself in your room. Who does that.
>>558301315
>>558301052Huh... i was under the impression the americans didnt have a permanant triple tiara or something like that?
>>558301206basically half-dandere and half-yandere
>>558301206cutest boy in history vs cutest boy of today
>>558301379epsatano won, nepobabies are your future tamachuddie
Yeah but evil cheval has really BIG titsBasically has the same body as Air Groove
Umamusuko: Handsome Derby!
It's funny seeing people mad that Ai got overshadowed by Ebayan and the Breeder's Cup
feno got voice mogged
Sexo Sexo Sexo
>>558301609No contrail or lys is genuinely cringe THO
>>558301467Good luck!
>>558301609IT WAS HER MOMENTTHEY STOLE HER SPOTLIGHT
FUCK
>>558301681
>>558301562NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558301774nice res sweepy
>>558301731*slap slap slap slap*
>>558301815Rhythm umamusume game when
>>558301562This is why no one likes flatfags
>>558301379we've dealt with uma richer, brattier, and of more prestigious blood than herthis is nothing above you can't handle, toreina-san
>Loves Only You was born on March 26, 2016, the same day the Umamusume project was announced.>She is the full sister to Real Steel, the sire of Forever Young.>Loves Only You, Real Steel, and Forever Young are trained by Yoshito Yahagi.wtf you cant write a script like this, one born on the announcement day, the other on launch day, both won at the Breeders Cup
>>558301774>pace sparkit really couldn't have been worse than that
We need more Spats.
>>558302005Now we just need Real Steel haha…
>>558302005This Sunday, in Silence, I want to Storm her Cat with a Deep Impact while she says she Loves only Me
>>558302145Well she's still an NPC mostly. Gives them some time to get perms for Sierra Leone.
>>558302005Umamusume is a breeding game
Marche should have a legend changer when she eventually releases rightFirst dirt horse to win an international G1Surely she'll have one
>>558302145JustawayReal SteelTM PrecureUhhh any other horse who has a copyrighted name?
>>558301549Base cheval is stacked too...
why'd they make ebayan so gaudy? she looks like some henchman italian mobster, what happened to proper idol culture.
>>558302210At least Loves always talks about having an older sister so maybe they’ll eventually get her in despite her name
>>558302286Air Jihad
>>558302367its because shes made to look like john cygames
>>558302367>she looks like some henchman italian mobsterThat’s the point, because her trainer Yahagi looks like one and has a collection of hats like that. Shades are from her owner Fujita (John Cygames himself)
i didn't know katsuragi ace had tits bros
>>558302441 >>558302476>MtF self insertCyJew-Sama...
>>558302476>you combine both guys and you make a mafia bossYAKUZA CONFIRMED
>>558302476I thought hatman was John Cygames. Doesn't he own like 100 hats? Gotta be bankrolled to have all that.
>>558302478brother we've known for 15 years
>>558302569her base outfit been hiding the gems i guess idk
>>558301562Perfection
>>558302569Once I discovered she was voiced by my favorite Seiyuu she became my favorite tomboy
>>558302441That’s not John Cygames, that’s her trainer but the point still stands anyway >>558302551No, hatman is the trainer Yoshito Yahagi of the Yahagi stable. He’s trained other horses like Loves Only You, Real Steel, Marche Lorraine, Contrail, Lys Gracieux and Phantalassa. And yes, he’s known to have a big collection of hats
With the new info out on the new scenario I'm kind of excited. And because I'm excited I can't sleep. I don't want to wait another 22 hours...
>>558302515UmaPyoi
>>558302441>>558302719>always thought hatman is john ne--cygames>turns out hes "just the trainer"naniiiiiiiiiii
>>558302636Your favorite seiyuu only voices boys
I swear some of these room matches are fooling me into thinking I have a chance at making the Biwa miracle run happen this CM
Happy 5th Anniversary.
>>558302870holyfuckingBASED>>558303003youre late!
>>558301635>literal 10/10 designdamn another must roll character
can i take dodging danger by itself?
>>558302913I love NSM roulette. Just borrow Yeppers wit when MANTblazer comes out
>>558302870>being an ignorant swine
>>558302869Yeah, John Cygames is actually this guy, Susumu Fujita
Any umas that don't act so faggy?
>>558301379>threaten to cut your balls off if you make her cryWouldn't be the first time.
>>558302913OYL + Shadow Break taking Brian from 9th to 3rd was kind of nuts
>>558303003Very cute. I was wondering why Chrono wasn't in the first image at the start, but her making it actually makes sense with it being a newspaper and all
>>558303084Straight Girl
>>558303035when it comes to the steppy skills, you either do just prudent/ignited wit or dodging +. just dodging is bad
>>558303081>John CyJew is the bis/yakuza looking mofo But of course, foolish little me.
>>558303003still was the first thing my eyes went to on this image
I don't want to even try to make aces for feb stakes. I just wanna have fun with the game and not care about a CM for a while.
>>558301635Fraud who didn't actually earn a G1 and was handed one for bullshit reasons
>>558303079>your favorite VA only voices willing rape victims
>>558303240Stop seething Buena you LOST
>>558303215you'll get your wish for a week before you get sick of mant and quit weakling.
>>558303215>play gacha game>have funChoose oneNot like it's worth losing sleep over CM's shitty rewards. The "best" thing is the e-peen displaying title and it's still inferior to one displaying your waifu
>>558303289Buena actually earned her G1s because she ACTUALLY came in first place. Unlike Rose Kingdom who had hers handed to her despite placing 2nd.
>>558303215Isn't the entire game CM? There's nothing else other than reading it like a visual novel.
>>558303215It's not dificult to train Taiki and Oguri + debuffer
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>558303348Keep crying about it then
>>558303395>debuffer>mile
>>558303348>My dear little CFs victory has been STOLEN by that WRENCHVENGEAAAAAAAAANCE!
JPfags have completely taken over... once the first TB CM hits (worst one of them all btw) there will be no need to have two threads anymore
>>558303403I used all my TP plus a potion. Going to wait for the rest to regen.
>>558303403I just ran out of TP
>>558303403I'm too busy squishing Chrono's chubby cheeks, sorry
>>558303403I just used the last of my TP on a horrific spe run. 4 mood downs per year. Don't overdo it. Sleep deprived + night owl on the second rest. I don't wanna do another Spe career for a good long ime.
>>558303487Suck it
>>558303079doko
Question for the JP-dachis. Obviously we'll be stuck coughing up TB blood for a while, but what is the scenario after that? Is it any good? Can't be much worse than TB at least, from what I understand.>>558303487Gonna cry about it? Piss AND shit? Potentially, CUM?
>>558301609>>558301757>went the extra mile, heh, to hype her up>another mile medium turf pacerTruly the Gojo of Uma Musume.
>>558303561Stego cute.
>>558303590I mean that's what the real horse was? Not sure what you expected honestly
>>558303432Urara can do it with gold city's SSR card if you don't have a heart
>>558301540>>558301992These rich girls used me like a dildo
>>558303585JP Veteran here. I started playing during MANT.I need to suck on Donna's breasts until I'm drunk on her breastmilk.I hope I was of help.
>>558303590Ebayan is also going to be a mile medium pacer but for dirt btw
>>558303432Keen Eye + Hesitant Front + Trick Rear and you're set to go
>>558303079>All this sex, in just one imageWhat a wonderful career>>558303714It wasn't, but thank you for the input!
>>558303487>Check my club>See thisNot looking so good bros.I wish TB meant Tom Brady and not the coof.
>>558303668>>558303746stamina debuffs on a mile track sounds retarded
>>558303585Next is Grand Live.I have no real opinion on grand live other than fuck trying to actually get the grand live version of Girls Legend U. Fucking RNG sack of shit.
>>558303403Masturbating to Chrono and I'm close to the edge.
>>558303585GL is also shit because of the stupid lesson RNG but it isn't as time consuming at least
>>558303815Why must it always be Chrono
>>558303585GL is better but has so much RNG it makes Aoharu look consistentjust to give you a preview, there are many turns where you would rather train with Light Hello (mandatory so you better save up) than a stacked speed/wit rainbow just for the music notes
>>558303826We get dusty hag umanko to counterbalance it at least
>>558303651I meant it more as in, she should've gotten something "scary" like an OP kit or meta growth rate or something.
>>558303925>is better>but as so much RNG than AoharuN-nani???
>>558303487Or even one thread, but at least one thread will surely persist nonetheless
>>558303782Amazing input, considering I haven't posted any stamina debuff. Trick is for (hopefully) hit opponent fronts and making them lose positioning.
>>558303782Keen eye is a speed debuff, so is hesitant [running style[
>>558303487They're so desperate to come back after isolating themselves in a dead general
>>558304043trick is literally a stamina debuff
>>558303807>>558303826>Even more bullshit RNG than we already haveOh boy, my favorite thing!>>558303925>You'd rather train for funny notes over stacked toreiningnice
>>558303826>>558303925>9th Track of Hell scenario>followed by a scenario with RNG worse than AoharuI'm going to kill myself (in Umamusume: Pretty Derby)
Donna? Ai? Lala?All SHRIMPED
>>558303060I'm going to miss it for sure, really helped accel barren CMs like this one. Cygames should have given Head-On as an innate skill for Christmas Biwa>>558303145I really need to get her with S mile, but the inspirations just haven't been happening. I can definitely do better stat/skillwise for sure but I'll just have to see if it'll actually happen on a run where the inspiration roulette actually works.
>>558303585I liked Grand Live but I read other anons didn't like it too much because it feels too RNG, the special version of Girls Legend U was great but hard to get
>>558304073>disregarding my entire reasoning Ok nigga, whatever makes you sleep at night
Can your oshiuma beat my oshiuma?
>>558302303cute
Prof of curvature is pretty good this CM? Feels like it always carries speed over
>>558304186bwo trick can do nothing to affect positioning
>URA is pretty neat, basic but fun as the first scenario>UNITY is mega RNG bullshit with gay team training>MANT is hyper mega faggot shit full of racing up the ass, with gay shop fuckery on the side wasting time>GL is UNITY RNG except worse>>558304184I get that it's the early life of the game, but holy shit what is their problem? Just gimme island building so I can chill or something.
>>558303897Because she has the face of someone who wouldn't say no if her beloved trainer asks for sexual relief
>>558304253Corner skills are very good
>>558304228LAISU HERO!
>>558304205bwo really thinks she's good
>>558303897She’s just so damn cute…
>>558304205kinda fucked, they should have given her at least a D in long and a bit more starting speed to fit as the fastest uma
>>558304285>>558303897Forgot the image, doing this one-handed is hard
>>558303215Just run a basic Pasa, Oguri and Taiki team. Falco if you have her too, obviously. Settle for getting 1st in group B
>>558304065I wonder where they will go after they finish killing this one like they killed their old one. Maybe the Street Fighter general?
>>558304205>+10% spe sta pow>F longfor what purpose lmao
>>558304006better as in faster. in TB there's no reason to brick a run, while in GL if you didn't get all 8 songs before the first new year's event your run is already bricked beyond recovery
>>558304254Fuck. I mistook for Frenzied. I'm retarded.
>>558303585I like it for the idol aspect (we imas now) but raising idol parameters alongside your actual racing stats and learning songs is pretty fucking rng and you will have to pick one or the other multiple times in a run, especially if you're trying to unlock the true version of Girls Legend U. Just consider it more of a fun meme mode until it gets buffed, assuming they won't release it buffed for global at launch.
>>558304120woah
>>558304492She only ran one long race in her whole career and lost at 9th place. She simply just wasn’t meant for that distance
>>558304205NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
>>558304571>(we imas now)t b q h I expected UMAs to be more about the imas aspect from the get go, so I was a bit taken aback to find out it's not that heavy on it.>assuming they won't release it buffed for global at launch.Haha... yeah...>>558304597Fair enuf
>want to build suzuka>she needs to inherit mile s>mile s with 6 mile sparks TOPS because she needs 10 dirt spakts>she's still at C dirt so she needs another 2 dirt inspirations>AND fucking gw>AAAAAAND taking the leadBuilding her is hell. Fuck me and fuck dirt cm
>>558304637Ooh la la!
>1st place at 2400m>last place at 2500mwhat did vodka mean by this
>good stat and skillsNo pinks>pinksShit run>good pinks and skillsrandom unity fail, dogshit statlineAHHHHHHHHHHH
Epiphaneia looks like if an artist is told to make an Uma OC. The Uma ever..
>>558304132I dont get this shrimp thing, qrd
>>558304804bare minimum stamina
>>558304637That looks disgustingHow
>>558304804Same with Ai. That last 100m actually makes a big difference in distance aptitudes for a lot of these horses
rae's stupid woman laugh makes me hard
>>558304887>JPfag>Phonetard>Completely tech illiterateMany such cases
>>558304869It looks like an AI designed an Uma using existing Uma designs. Same with the Cheval clone.
https://poal.me/d2w15ohttps://poal.me/d2w15ohttps://poal.me/d2w15o
>>558304887JP gets like 3 paragraphs of inheritance, so something like this will be common in like a year
i like helios because shes a lolicon just like me
>now we're accussing cygames of using AI to design umasIf I knew how to draw, I would post my OC for the shits and giggles.
the thing I liked the most about climax back in JP is that no one bothered doing a billion runs to get S terrain S distance so CMs were less sweaty, if only the meta wasn't absolute dogshit the game would have been more enjoyable
>>558305018Bricked more like Leaked
>>558304872Epi sounds like Ebi which means shrimp
So this is the last good welfare card we'll ever get...And it's just marginally/arguably better than HaloSad
>>558305018GIRLCOCK
It's been a while someone posted anything Deutsch
>>558305163stamina Biwa is also pretty good tho
>>558305163witGOD said the welfare sirius is good
>>558303315I'm a runescaper.Doing things that take a long time has no effect on me.>>558303325if you're not having fun playing gacha why are you playing?>>558303364I'm a runescaper. Finding new incredibly stupid ways to play a game is in my blood.>>558303395>>558304465BOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIIING
>>558301206I thought the text is saying Cheval has the "biggest dick you will ever-" and it startled me a little
>>558305064people have been posting their OC umas for years, mostly of horses that never made it but had funny career moments or kids to big name umasgrow a pair and post your uma doodles you faggot
>>558304120
>>558305293I don't know much about horse racing so mine is wholly original. I wish I wasn't such a casual.
>>558305191I got abducted to Germany and now I'm experiencing Deutsch overload.. (plus I gained 5 pounds)
…why are people building Runaway Suzuka on a track with Opening Gambit available?
Damn Ebayan really is FAT
>>558305406The skill that procs after 5 seconds of delay?
>>558305285>He first thing he thinks is of is "this must say "biggest dick or something"So far you're the gayest local cheva enjoyer
Should I get NSM if I bring double front?
>>558305414the donuts...
>>558305524I don't know if you'll ever have extra skill points as front
>>558305453Not the case. Happens almost immediately most often.
>>558305389Is THAT why I'm overweight, the fact that I've been in Germany for so long?... Verstehe...https://exhentai.org/s/171f6489a4/3792046-6
>>558305414The lard ass overdosed on donuts in America and won this race at 580 kg, beating Akebono's weight record. Forever FAT.
>>558303593should I Ste or should I Go now
>>555811721here you go
>>558305406>&accumulatetime>=3bwo by that time everyone's already at their top speed with TTL+GW
>>558305524triple maybe, not doubleIn my experience double isn't reliable enough for NSM setups, because if your first uma procs the angling she flies away and your nsm front can't proc it
>>558305163which sloptuber
>>558305414>>558305604>a 580kg monster with veines popping off everywhere won the race
>+3 BOFA hintholy TT card
>>558305679Groundwork isn’t even halfway done by then.
>>558305660mambo!
>>558305660mambo
>>558304804>>558304883>>558304921It's not really the stamina but Nakayama 2500m is a very technical course, not just ungabunga final straight battle for 500m like tokyo. Nakayama 2500m has 6 turns, a slope on the final straight that's 300m short, lots of battling for positioning. Nakayama is trully the high IQ course that needs a smart jockey and a very smart horse.There's a reason why Museum Mile, despite losing the Derby, won the Arima Kinen convincingly. He's very efficient when cornering.
>>558305598All of that food and booze has to go somewhere..
>>558305841milers often do very well at arima, scarlet's big bro major got third twice in a row despite being a mile-mid horse
You guys blow up the Long F too much, it's so easy to get double distance triggers in JP nowadays because you can get distance attributes on WHITE sparks too, not just RED sparks.
>>558305893I don't consume any booze tho... only once a (new) year at best... Aaa German food and snacks are too powerful!
>>558305931That's a good thingpink spark roulette is such a cancerous concept
HACHIMI UPDATE!ITS (nearly) NOTHING!
>the progression of gacha character design
>>558305931Yeah but it's fun to make fun of Ai because she's a seething loser
>>558306167>1k fpsHuh, what?
>>558306189I mean, she's an innovator, so...
Suzu is definitely a gaslight.
>>558306263What's not to understand?
>gomen, teio>my trainer never made a move on me, so I'm afraid I'll have to make a move on yours
>>558306189I normally don't like overdesigned characters but I'm digging forever youngthem actually making her look like a spoiled nepobaby is great
>>558306189One is John Cygames' horse and one is some random fat fuck so it makes sense
>>558306312No need to get uppity faggot hachimidevWho even needs that much?
>>558305931I really like Ai-chan, she's the best for a reason, but I found the images of her seething and crying funny
How do I search for graduation vids on niconico again?
>>558306371>The most miniscule of back push>He instantly starts flinging filth
>>558306189Boring, brand safe character vs inspired passionate design under the threat of death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iK-rB8gwq4>the moment witgod finally was exposed for being a dumbass fraud
>>558302367>henchman italian mobsterOHHHH
>>558306302I have seen one legitimate use for her, as a support for Lates to cuck Fronts out of their accels, but otherwise she just jobs as an Ace.
>>558306167this shit still doesn't work for global apk, right
>>558306483>reddit spacingwe know who you are VTroon
>>558306324the biggest VILLAIN of umamusume
>>558306483the sheeple are waking upsoon VF will inherit umamusume
>>558305931>you can get distance attributes on WHITE sparks tooHow? Is it from a skill or race spark?
>>558306189Wouldn't that.. hurt?
Cute retarded mom and daughter
>>558306464>simple self-contained question>not only can't understand or answer but also tries to act smugOf course tranny devs would be retarded and useless
>>558306574yeah man hide behind punctuation because even the frogs in the youtube comment section are laughing at him calling whistles low priority :)
>558306696holy "uh oh meltyyyy" lmao
>>558306621It probably feels good like clit piercings
>>558306627so almond eye is supposed to be the unbeatable donut steel type, while forever young is the new protagonist who's a bit more outgoing?
>>558306571Apparently not
>>558306336Don't talk about Spe-chan that way, she's the supreme commander of Japan
>>558306741>retard, tranny, and a cowardOf course a teiofag would be all of those
>>558306771Forever LEWD
>>558306878More like the supreme FRAUD of Japan!
>>558306816>>558306189>>558306336>going from spechan protag to forever young protag
Can you cap speed on Taiki with only Kitasan and Fuku (2sp,riko,3wit)? Just finished junior year and it's looking grim. Really want to end it early, but then I'd be cucked out of 60tp...
Witgod rates all the cards up to pre-5th annihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42xAOLpz4gIt's in JP though
>>558306925El gets a pass, at least she's not a ch*stnutter.
>>558307009I want to nut on El's chest
>>558306929I actually liked Ichiban more than Kiryu and am sad the devs shoved him into DLC duty.
Does uma have an equivalent to pic related?
>>558306189She feels like a more glitzy El Condor Pasa
>>558307132Grass Wonder
>>558307147she's just seeking the pearl but not terminally ugly.
>>558306976>This ULTRA LATE into the JP uma timeline>They're STILL rating air shakur as the gold standardjesus christ did that card end up being the longest-lasting card in uma musume?AND it's debut banner comes with a god-tier front card?
>>558307147She's really just uma Lisa Imai from Bandori
>>558307079Kiryu is a fun character, but obviously he is a bit limited, a problem Ichi doesn't have. His crying scene even made my sorry ass do it, hell of a thing.>sad the devs shoved him into DLC duty.Huh?
>>558307181I see. I'll give her career a try.
>>558307009spe didn't like el eitherhe didn't like any other horse other than dober, really
>>558306976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao_xvKLyytMThere's an eigo version
>>558307132Fine Motion although FineMo's more of Momoka personality wise
>>558304181>>558302913how consistent is NSM in this CM? i hesitated to get it for late surger, only settled for nimble because i feared the gap between late surgers and pace are too big and spare. does pace have easier chance to trigger it with front heavy room?
>>558307206Most used Christmas Fenomeno Stam card for the last Long CM though so not sure. But yeah Shakur stam is good regardless
>>558307331Ok yeah honestly seeing them lined up Ebayan still looks young compared to them idk why kek
>>558307375ebayan's face is more youthful-feeling
>>558307214the dead franchise tried to be less dead, succeeded, and then took a hard right into being deader than anyone thought possible by rewriting history so that they could continue making kiryu games for eternity.
>>558307331Lovey dovey sexHatefuck sexCareful handholding sexRough anal sex
I want sex.
>>558307293How about Bouquetd'or? Her design tickles my eyes the right way.
>>558307395Man, Goshi leaving sure did a number on the franchise, huh? Last time I played was when I finished 7, not counting Kiwami 1/2, the dog shit demo for 3, or Judgement.
>>558307375it's the fang
>>558307412John Cygames..........
Would Spe-chan have been a better MC if she was portrayed accurately and hated everyone? Obviously they could give her a redemption through the season (with her win at the Japan cup being the final hurrah) but it always struck me as odd that the game tries very hard to give all the girls the quirks they had IRL but they didn't do it with Spe
>>558306972Yes, easily if both are MLB. Even a 10% growth uma can max speed with just those two on a decent roll
>>558307565
>All these JP posts that appear here firstHeh... nothing personal, divegrasser.
so which new uma are we thinking is gonna be the biggest trainer slurper?i think its gonna be marche
>>558307206As far as universal stamina goes yeah, cause they haven't released a new generalist one since. There are better stamina cards than her now for sure, like christmas gold ship for chasers or fenomeno for long pacers and what not, but they're all specialized. If you lack any of the newer specialized cards and can't borrow them then year Shakur is still pretty good.
>>558306464Fine Motion owes me sex.
>>558307612Probably, but horse owners most likely wouldn't approve of such decisionsThis franchise had to remain more brand safe, milquetoast and boring than hoyo games, in order for us to get the eventual good shitCharacters like Spe are victims of that for better or worse
do uma midgets exists? are they what we consider tiny horses?
sloppa week
Which Uma would keep sucking even after you already nutted?
>>558307721Her childhood friend (Loves Only You) is a giga trainer slurper so yeah she might be the same too. Though I have a good feeling about Victoire Pisa too
>>558307475I actually don't know anything about her
>>558307787Bro... Narita Taishin...
>>558306496SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CREATURE
>>558307859Curren, and she'd stare at you in the eyes while doing it
>>558307860Pisa being a Yuni spawn gives her a good chance of also being for (You).
>>558307860She is gonna get a broken trainer down on his luck (she can fix him)
>>558307830Why is she looking at me like that
>>558307859BiwaShe loves them bananas
>>558307494You got out at a good time 8's story is fucking shit and makes me hope if they ever touch Ichiban again, it's with a different writer.
>>558308013Was Sounds of Earth also for (You)? Not a big fan of her voice but I also never played her career so I'm not sure but she is also a uni spawn
>>558308108>8's story is fucking shit>it's with a different writer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPOeC-tnKI
>>558307721mares are almost guaranteed to be trainer semen slurpers
>613k
>>558308135I don't remember much from her career but she brought you to a family party in her christmas event and talks about you so passionately in front of everyone that your face turned red.
Man remembering the threads earlier was pretty funny. I think the schizos were actually filtered by all the cumtasting topic
>>558308282Teiobros did something good afterall...
post something cute
>>558308282Gold City tasting my cum
>>558308282wish I had someone to taste it from...
>>558308282>06:38am EU time>Have yet to see any "REE SPOILER" whatever schizo ramblingsI honest to god did NOT notice him/them missing, holy shit you're right. I was so satisfied with all the JP bros around that I completely forgot about them, that is such an odd feeling.
>>558308241>mfw 693kgit gud
>>558308282That and combined with it being actually uma's anniversary is too powerful for tourist schizos to shit up the thread as usual
>>558308379prove it
>>558308282No wonder it's been more peaceful than what unfortunately became the "usual" lately
History... History is (re-)written by the victors.
>>558308354something cute
Should D Aptitude be considered mutating?
>>558307859Every uma from a rich family
>8>12>12>19All failed. This is the worst run I've had all year.
>>558308354
>>558308478join my club and respond positively to my advances
>split between turf and dirt for the first time in the anni visualThat's neat actually. This really is the year of the dirters huh
>>558308559Nah, F is the minimum. Chansforming requires suffering.
>>558308630Yet!
>>558308606Ardan?Crown?Ramonu?McQueen?
>>558308559its still a massive portion of your pink sparks to mutate especially for MANT so yeah I'd say so
Come play in the dirt!239196712391967123919671
>>558308559It should only be considered mutating if you have to rely on an inheritance event to get A.
>>558308538CY JEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Summer has come and passedThe innocence can never lastWake me upWhen September ends
>>558307632That was my thought initially, but Kitasan is convinced she's a power card. Fuck it, I'll just finish it as a fan/parent run and use it as a learning experience.
>>558308772>He rolled Migraine Blues
>>558308702Without hesitation (til death to you part)Yes.Yes (because she wants to watch you crumble)Absolutely (because you two are one in body and soul)
>>558308716HOW ARE DANTSU AND CAFE BOTH 1/7 SCALES?
>>558308772>First ever S URA uma>Nearly beat my first ever S Unity uma in scoreIronically, both are Oguri.
>>558307305>>558307727Since Im maining pace chaser whats the best option for long and med stamina card?
>>558309094Bwo, Capricorn Cup is already over...
>>558308831You're cute
>>558308945Holy fucking CUTE!>>558309067Sex with Espo>>558309146IT ISN'T FOR MEEE!
>>558308831Literally no zoomer knows what this song is.
HuhDigital is a burgerwhat the fuck
>>558309249>Zoomers don’t know who Green Day isDo you think we’re like 5 years old
>>558309249That song isnt THAT outdated surely
One more race for the night!452062014520620145206201
>>558309071manhattanlet cafe
>>558309071A portion of Manhattan Cafe is always in the other world, so she appears unexpectedly small to people from this world.
>>558309268she's a highlevel weeb, yes
>>558309249It gets played on the radio every beginning of September. Hard to never hear it.
>>558309297You've proven time and time again that yes, you're mentail 5 year olds at best
>>558309268digitan is a near carbon copy of big red
>>558309249It's not that old, We were singing it back in college.
>>558309249They played their shit at this years Super Bowl, man...
>>558309249.......................
>>558309071coffee has stunted her growth
>>558309409It's new enough that I'm too old to have ever heard it.
Samayoi mogaki tsuzukeru hatenaki meikyuu....Aa miushinai sou demo TE WO NO BASHITA...YAMI O KAKENUKERU MABUSHII SONO HIKARINAZE MOETE IRU OSAEKIRENAI INOCHI GA IMATADA SAKENDE IRU IKITA AKASHI NI NAREATSUI TAMASHII WO TAGIRASETE IRU SORE DAKE.......
>>558309458
>>558309323>>558308718My Virgo Taiki is somehow winning
>>558309268He also has Secretariat blood.
>>558309540wrong song but I understand the confusion...
>>558309624I see imageI postUnga Bunga
>>558308718>>558309323Our two time champ.Thanks to everyone for coming. See you anons after a few more days in the mines.
>>558309540Sniffing Inari One’s Twin Tails behind a festival booth
>>558309786funny horse
SEIUN YOU BITCH YOU GAVE ME THE THH SPARK ON MILE BUT NOT THE GW?
Should I roll on finemo the first time she comes around or wait for Smaru AND finemo banner?
TOUKI WO KANJIRO! GENKAI NADO KIKITAKU HANAIGENSOU NADO IMI GA NAKUTE KOKORO WO ATSUKU SASEROONORE WO SHINJIRO! CHOUSEN SURU TO KIMETANARA BRING IT ON DOWN!DOKO MADE MO HASHIRESHOURI WA KONO TE NI ARU NODAKARA KESSHITE MAKENAI
>>558309786
>>558309848Just run or borrow falco
>>558309786Why did he do it?
>>558309854Beeeeeee yourself
>>558309894He was also looking at the camera mid race when he won the Saudi Cup this year funny enough
>>558309892>just waste a card slotHmmmmm nyo. That only works if I have a full deck of SSRs that I can clearly afford to waste one slot.
>>558309892aren't you better off borrowing bakushin
>>558308681Y-year of dirt guys!W-where is she on the art..?
>>558309894Why not say hi to the humans?
>>558308282>unironic faggotry was the key to fend off the schizo menacegrim
>>558309964falco is better, gives top pick and prudent positioning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m5SpF7JAboSashiGODSI wonder if some fags who watched this live are still here in this thread>>358969046
>>558309973>falco tries to befriend ebayan>"Eh I'm not interested in becoming an umadol">that's falco's only appearance in her story/career
>>558309964Personally I am borrowing MLB Suzuka to get unrestrained and gamble for left handed.
>>558310006it just werks
>>558309132Generalist pipeline is Creek -> Sounds of Ass -> Shakur. Shakur will serve your purpose for a long while since there isn't a new generalist card yet and she's still pretty decent.For specialist cards, Fenomeno for long. Medium has Bouquetdor as an option right now but in the current environment stamina is only really needed for long races and you can get away with not running a stamina card for mids if you roll good on power, also Fenomeno came out like immediately after he release so she has a very short shelf life unless you really want a stmaina card for mid and don't want to run Shakur. Before that point though, stamina Dantsu is a pretty good card for medium pacers so if you manage to get her you could in theory skip Bouquetdor altogether later on.
>>558310050they would be at the other one that's 5 years ago
Hopefully it holds, wouldn't want to miss out on 1/2 pull a week
>>558308282so we should taste our cum every time the schizo comes?
>>558308681>eishin flash gets to be on the art>has NEVER been relevant in uma and all versions of her suck
>>558310050>>358995207 >literally the same day jordan banner got announced in JPholy ANCIENT
My incel uma can't be this cute.
>>558309973>Flash: Super good at seducing her toreina(me), fun to have around, FANTASTIC cook and toreined baker>Falco: Umadol
>>558310141ignoring them seems easier
>>558310050>>558310161kek why is early /uma/ making fun of tamachuds
one day anons will finally realize that Red Shift timing is Final Corner and beyond
>>558310151Flash is there because she ran with Victoire Pisa, Buena Vista and Red Desire. Their gen is basically complete
>>558309973I love art about suzuka having a healthy sexual/romantic relationship with based torena while some other uma watches from the chair
>>558310201They are eternal friends, do NOT pit the autist and the uamdol against each other
>>558310141How do we deal with redditor / bluesky leftist cunts? Post loli (which they're attracted to)How do we deal with schizos? Post cum eating text.Easy.
>>558310151
>lonely>all the girls i know love tama>don't care for tamaMan.
Falco will befriend Ebayan and show the world the rise of dirters
>>558310324Germans looks like THAT?
>>558310265Red shift is better when you have a late/end heavy race, so 2400m+ races are peak redshift races since there is a position requirement. 2200m may work too but only for paces/fronts.
>>558310291I'm not, far from it. All I'm saying is that Falco is a LOOOOOOOOOSER at love, while meine liebe Flash is da best and cutest autist there is!>>558310324HOLY SHIT DELETE THIS
>>558310265So you mean it's very inconsistent most of the times, got it
>>558309894le aura farm
Falco is genuinely unattractive.
>>558310291>>558310201>>558309973>>558310056YOU WILL CEASE THIS SLANDER IMMEDIATELYALL OF THE DIRT UMAS ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY AND THEIR FAMILY JUST GOT AN AWESOME NEW MEMBER
Falco is genuinely round
imagine the puppetjob
>>558310262lmfao
>>558310324I have a bro that looks like this.
>>558310445>>558310512Bro sexGranny sexEspo sex
>>558310512>Breeder's CupWho is doing the breeding? Who is getting bred?
>>558310512>new awesome member>the biggest nepo baby of all time
>>558310512Where is Agnes?
>>558310262After we made fun of seiunkeks we moved on to tamakeks.
>>558310624she is but the fact they actually made her LOOK like a rich nepo baby is kinda based
>>558310050>it's another front runners go gungho suicidal pace and the end closers pick it up to winkek, i fucking love horseracing
>>558310512>all of the dirt umas>no uraraokay then
>>558310639Disowned for swinging both ways
>>558310265It's a symptom of most anons relying on the umalator to recommend them skills that are good for the track. The problem is that the umalator assumes all skills will proc at the earliest possible instance irrespective of positioning requirements, which causes it to undervalue skills that can be good if delayed like Red Shift. But anons don't read the skill so they don't know.
>>558310639Digitan is too cool for them
>>5583092492000s Pop Punk isn't that old r-right?
>>558310262Because she took forever to come out so everyone laughed at them. It's a different experience when you have no idea when they'll actually drop. I still remember that one Seiun Sky fag who dropped the game right before her gacha
>>558310639>>558310703digital is bi
>>558310616>Who is getting bred?
>>558310571Hello, me.
>>558310639>implying digitan would willingly insert herself in an uma group and not watch from a distance instead
>>558306483>whistles>one of the main reasons you can hit insane stats in MANT>"low priority"I genuinely don't know how this retard ever got popular. Every single video I've seen from him here has been just misinfo central.
>>558310730>""Punk Stars"">Becomes a generic sell out "Pop Star"Loving every bit of the irony, every single time this happens.
How does Forever Young work in-universe?Real life is John Umamusume
>>558310512I saw this from R*dd*t too
>>558310512why is falco crying and her cheeks puffed like he just received a 1-2 to her left and right cheek
>>558310763She raped me
>>558310730Oof that hurts
>>558310262KWAB
>>558310815so punk they reject the punk idea of rejecting the mainstream, the pop even
>>558310849Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this>>558310763RAPEY CUNT! THE JUDGE TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY BY AT LEAST 200 FUCKING METERS YOU DISGUSTING CUNT!
>>558310730Nigga if you were a teenager in that time you're in your 30's now and reaching 40.
>>558310849Happy tears
Reminder that Grand Live is basically the Falcuck scenario she gets cucked by Light Hello
>>558310763You, by Tsubaki-chan
>>558310784It's literally because of presentation>All current uma youtubers are either AGGRESSIVELY SEA or literally a tranny, both things current right-wing internet hate passionately>their videos are also absurdly long>enter an actual japanese person (loved by the current rightwing internet)>their videos are also short so it's more like people WANT witgod to be "the best" even if his info is actually kinda shit just because of WHAT he is. What he represents.
>>558310908A perfectly phrased Jordan post>>558310932...Yes, and?
>>558310985Tsubaki is a cutie so I'll accept this.
>>558310730WorseIt's old AND nobody will be able to deny you it was bad but popular because it spoke to the angsty white teens, and is still bad because there's no nostalgia or social structure that wants or relate to it leftThis >>558310815 is just the cherry on top
>>558310784they are low priority tho, just like ankles you only need them for summer
>>558310660The 3-2 fav was part of the front pack, she literally followed the nuker. Marches Lorraine was 45-1
>>558310512W-why are they crying?
KIBO YORI RISO YORI AKOGARE YORIKIMI DAKE GA SHINJITSU TSUKANDE ITAAAAHAKANKUTE HAGESHIKUTE ITSURINAIMANAZASHI WO TOJINAI DEEEEEEYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOUUUYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE YAMI NO MUKOOOOOUUUUUUUWE CAN SHARE THE HAPPINESS SAGASHITE YUKUUUUUAISHI ATTAAAA ANO HI WOOOOOYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*TENENE NE NE NEN TENENENEEEEEN NEEEEEEEEEN*
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVIN' SHIT OUT OF METHEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSEMAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME
>>558301562Improved
>>558311157Because that is not NEARLY enough donuts for a room full of umas
>>558310101>FenomenoHow thats crazy is that card you can actually have a stamina card without needing recovery skills?>Bouquetdor>MaestroI seen a post few days / weeks ago Maestro was reworked what happened to it again? Something midrace, only activates once, I dont get it.
>>558311157Tears of happiness with dirt being more recognized now with Ebayan's BC win
>>558311004wait are you saying OUR QVEEN is a tranny???
>>558310970>scenario gives me a uma wife that I can drink with in the evening and goes balls deep in all nightwtf I love Grand Live now
>>558311147
>>558311103Bro you're going to deny Dookie? Smash? Dude Ranch? Punk in Drublic? just because they were popular? You bitter old man I bet you didn't even skate!!
>>558311004It's even more simple>all SEA umatubers are little babies who spread misinfo, constantly lie and throw tantrums for nothing>witgod states his position, and if he's proven wrong he'll admit itIt's just a matter of the one salaryman who does this as a hobby who garnered trust, while the other literal grifters have proven they're not to be trusted, because the more they lie, the more they can sell you their paid coaching sessions
>>558310970how so? It's literally an idolshit scenario wouldn't falco be insanely happy?
>>558311004i don't need my hand to be that thoroughly held. if i'm watching a video, it's going to be the one with comprehensible english and competent editing that occasionally says shit that doesn't make sense. it's not going to be the hour of unscripted mealy-mouthed ranting by a snot snorting chinese retard who occasionally just tells lies on purpose, like when he unironically told people to skip 777 and take straightaway recovery in sagittarius and people actually believed him.
>>558311269Will the japs really treat dirt differently after Forever Young retires though?It's weird they look down on dirt in the first place
>>558311343>scenario gives me a uma wife that I can drink with in the evening and goes balls deep in all nightbut enough about unity cup, Riko taking you to the onsen for sex was wild
>>558311407yeah they let her go busy with her idol training while her trainer fucks drunk hello
>>558311257>How thats crazy is that card you can actually have a stamina card without needing recovery skills?Because it's easy to reach high stamina these days that this is the only recovery skill you need.
>>558311384>I bet you didn't even skate!!...I liked the games and the manga...
>>558311103>there's no nostalgia or social structure that wants or relate to it leftFeels like 2000s nostalgia is becoming the hip thing now. We're getting all of these fucking reboots of 2000s shows like Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, and King of the Hill.And 2000s music is being used as soundtracks for movies now and even Green Day got invited to headline the opening for the Super Bowl.
>>558311343Would an uma who never bothered with racing and just did office work be stronger than a human?
… Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm EbertAnd you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touchYou want it rough, you're out of boundsI want you smothered, want you coveredLike my Waffle House hash brownsComin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apexJust like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time… You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel(Do it again now)You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel(Gettin' horny now)
>>558311449Only time will tell but there is a dirt triple crown now that they added last year and Ebayan being the first dirt horse to win HotY will definitely inspire others to aim for that now that they know it's possible too. Either way it did open doors for Japanese dirt racing
>>558311456>riko dies from overexertion on the first thrust>her trainees break in and rape you (not in the good way)
CULTIVATE YOUR HUNGER BEFORE YOU IDEALIZEMOTIVATE YOUR ANGER TO MAKE THEM ALL REALIZECLIMBING THE MOUNTAINNEVER COMING DOWNBREAK INTO THE CONTENTSNEVER FALLING DOWN
>>558311524Sir, they're still women, resilience is NOT a thing
>>558311257>How thats crazy is that card you can actually have a stamina card without needing recovery skills?Stamina goals will be easier to reach in the future, current JP balance laugh at Pisces' stamina goal.
first week of TB is gonna be so fun, I can already see retards stacking whistles, glowsticks and hammers while completely ignoring stuff like stat items because "all you do is race"
>>558311526I’m usually not a fan of NTR but Kita Sweep Dura NTR is really hot for some reason
>>558311512>King of the HillThat wasn't even a reboot, but a reunion episode type thing, whole new season, same for Malcom if I remember. Except if you're talking about something else, never heard the Scrubs thing either, comedy is dead anyway.
>>558311456>trying to have sex with rikobro you'd thrust into her once and her pelvis would shatter and she'd fucking die
lmao he's 30+ years old.
>>558311449dirt's been on the rise for years now. turf is in a kind of shitty place where people feel like every G1 is won by a horse bred at northern farm and owned by sunday racing and ridden by lemaire but that's true for dirt too. dirt has a little more room for small owners, small farms, and non-mainstream bloodlines.
>>558311627But the tracks don't increase in length, so does this mean that stamina literally doesn't matter anymore?
Shafting shit music like Green Day is one of the top debuffs you can give yourself while you're still young.I could've gotten an easy lay by lying about liking Tokyo Hotel back when I had dreadlocks. Maybe she was a tad interesting beyond wanting to use me as a full body dildo of the dreadlock guy, however he's called.
>>558311663>and her pelvis would shatter and she'd fucking dieThis, except with Pochi-sama. Might as well give her one last good fuck before she nopes the fuck out of her tired existence. Sadly I'm no shota.>>558311701>He isn't at least a MillenialEW
I just turned 30 and I can already feel my hairline receeding
>>558311613>>558311524Regardless, all creatures on earth have base strength valuesa horse who lived in captivity their whole life who just wandered around and ate grass would still have a back kick capable of instantly killing a human. Going by this, an overweight NEET uma girl would still be able to pick up a weightlifting human male and princess carry them.
its cringe boomer hours again
>>558311701Our lives are already over. What can you do to hurt us? You on the other hand... the clock is ticking... tick tock tick cock... you're running out of time, future old man...
>>558311524Probably.My umaknowledge isn't that great but I assumed Umas are just naturally superior to humans on a physical level and training just widens the gap further.
>>558311736>Having deadlocksFucking cringe ass mofo>TOKYO HOTELAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA holy shit my sides
IN THE CAR I JUST CAN'T WAITTO PICK YOU UP ON OUR VERY FIRST DATEIS IT COOL IF I HOLD YOUR HANDIS IT WRONG IF I THINK IT'S LAME TO DANCEDO YOU LIKE MY STUPID HAIRWOULD YOU GUESS THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WEARI'M JUST SCARED OF WHAT YOU THINKYOU MAKE ME NERVOUS SO I REALLY CAN'T EAT
>>558311384Nah, I always thought punk and rap were too homosexual for meI could dig grunge because it was more emo hard rock instead of baby's crying because daddy didn't buy them a more expensive cellular phone>>5583115122000's nostalgia is only nostalgic because of nostalgia's sake, and because nostalgia exists, it's easy to monetizeBut all those things miss the point, the aesthetics and don't even try to capture the soul, which is what proper nostalgia-bait products tryHell, fucking Stranger Things did a better job, and all their 80's nostalgia is just fake vaporwave meets Critical Role
Umas that like 30+ year old men?
>>558311736This is very weird to me because Tokio Hotel fans also seemed to like Green Day back then (their mascar era at least)
Was about to skip doing my runs today but then I remembered that pigeon walking
Anyone else that plays less once they get the crystals from the event and got their aces goated?
>>558311939Gold City and CurrenFalco likes them 50 and twice divorced
>>558311916Bring back the late 00s early 10s super edge in media
>Double circle affinity>16* dirt>5 runs>two acupuncturists>four golden inspirations>0 dirt sparks procced today
>>558311524Sex with Still in Love
I can't believe I already wasted this much time on this kusoge
>>558311629Ive been doing alot of Pasa career g1 and spark farming, I needed alot of luck just to get to 1200 with 4 speed cards. MANT will be harder, any tips?
>>558311813>an overweight NEET uma girlBros...
>Green GaySorry, but this is a MCR game.
>>558312047I don't remember making this post
>558312010>reddit spacing>agneslmao someones mad
You guys have hairlines?
>>558312070I started to play on PC way late and it's already reaching 300hours, I'm scared to see how much I've played on my phone
Breeding the Breeder’s Cup umas
>>558312010>while the younger gens tries to clean up after youThe younger gens are growing up on tik tok and AI. They ain't cleaning up after anyone.
Mating press Loves only You
What are your thoughts on wardrobe malfunction?
>>558312107>>558312132It'd be so fun if he reposted that without the spacing
>>558311967I'm saying that I should've said "yes, sweaty, Green Day/Tokio Hotel is nice" and jammed it in.
>>558312097It was Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Maroon 5 for me
>>558312132I'd grow up with AI IF THEY STOPPED FUCKING CENSORING ITJUST LET ME MAKE FETISH VIDEOS HOLY FUCK
>>558312108Hearing people online cry about their hairlines while in their 30s will never not be funny as fuck ot me.I'm only 33 yet my hair is black and full as hell, all thanks to my late father's genes. Can blame that man for a lot of things, but his hair ain't one of them.>>558312204And yet you decided not to be a hyper faggot, so good job.
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>558312092Doesn't pasta have 20% growth? Maya + Kita with 3 wit cards should ge tyou there most of the time. Maybe borrow fine motion and do 3 speed 2 wit.
>>558312070same
>>558312181ENF is kino.
Hold upHeyFor my nekos who be acting too boldTake a seatHope you ready for the next episodeHeySmoke weed everyday
>>558312262she dominated uma popularity polls for over four years in japan
>>558312095I would pull for her instantly. >>558312204Ahhh... I see. And I understand the tactic. I forced myself to read the first three Twilight books just to sloppily make out with chubby mall goths and emos. Kinda worth it in hindsight, the books are somehow even worse than the movies
Ulala patsGoodnight
>>558312070i'm pushing 800
Which uniques are good for this CM?
>>558311727It's arguably the least important stat now since you don't "need" it for 4/5 track types. The caps are so high now and it's so easy to train it's really easy to get more than you need for sprints-mids and you only really need to cap it for long where it matters.
I haven’t seen the baby poster in a while
>>558312262I do
>end urara is viable bro>compare late urara with end urara with the same stats and skills except the style specific skills in umalator>late urara beats end urara every timeWhy do people lie?
>>558311701you'll be 30 and still here too
>>558312070this much on PC. idk how much on phone but also a lot.
>>558312432SEAfags lack the capacity for morality
>All this hippie shitSorry bros, but for me it's war depressionhttps://youtu.be/333OVHhpK5c?t=19https://youtu.be/GW6GSa14xXI
I never want people to tell me tosen jordan is a bad card
>born in 2000s>unironically spoken exactly like helios when I was in my teen years>also wore funny and retarded shit like helios>the only difference between me a helios is that I am no retardedY-You guys would still like me if I was a zoomer right?
>>558312432>GaslightlatorTest em out in rooms. I find End Urara hits NSM more often than Late.
>>558312364A chubby (actually fat) girl has been eyeing me for years but I'm a recovering lolicon who likes flatties as a sequel. Not only is she a gamer, her family adores me.God gives bread to those who are not hungry.
>>558312672Why are you jestermaxxing for boomers who grew up being indoctrinated by the Tel Avision
>>558312672You are a zoomer.
>>558312748Fine, I WILL fuck your Cheva clone
Alright, time for my daily run>sleep deprived>night owl>infirmary fail>night owl event>mood down immediatly after mood up event (it was already great)>sleep deprivedIt's Junior Year, for fuck's sake.
>>558312394>FrontPlancha and A&S>PaceMummy>Late and EndPump
>>558312273I'll use this deck on that long cm is this good or overkill, I'd probably just borrow Maya / NTR or Nice Nature (and sub out dober for a speed card like mlb sr flash/sweep.
>>558312070fucking hell i spent this much time?
>>558312805All my Spe runs this evening were just like that. It was a bad seed today.
>>558312717>recovering>posts thatsure buddy
I've put my trust in youPushed as far as I can goFor all this there's only one thing you should knowI've put my trust in youPushed as far as I can goFor all this there's only one thing you should know
>>558312508>>558312703I fucking liedI forgot to change the course from CM9 to 10End apparently beats Late 80% of the time even if you give Late 10 gorillion more skillsGomen, teeheeSpurt+Stan is fucking strong what the shit
>>558312717BWO... YOU GOTTA TAKE IT... Why is the world like this? The only girls who take a look at me nowadays are borderline anorexics I hate it here
>>558312703Late wins more often in rooms.
>>558312672nothing wrong with being a zoomie
Is this P2W?
The only zoomer allowed here are sexy GIRLS, as in real ones.
>>558312863They are still on my morning work commute playlist...
>>558312945OOCHelios only wants Ruby
STOP
>>558312938EVERYTHING is p2w in JP... for a small price
>>558312945No. Girls are not allowed here.
>>558312945Helios getting pushy with her trainer isnt really something i can see but then again...
TLDR only play the top row next scenario or you'll be miserable
>>558312816If this is foreward MANT planning I have no clue. For Aoharunity probably borrow riko/rice, drop a wit card, and go kita + 2SR speeds. NOTE: Pasa long is very tough because you need more stamina than usual so her unique activates. Not sure what that number is but it ends up being really high.
>>558312945>>558313095
>>558313123Digitan bwos... we rise...
>>558313123Mile C isn't THAT much work to overcome.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOYMY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SEE A MARCHING BAND
>>558313123only took 5 seconds to tell this is a gaslight
It started out with a kissHow did it end up like thisIt was only a kiss it was only a kissNow I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cabWhile he's having a smoke and she's taking a dragNow they're going to bed and my stomach is sickAnd it's all in my head, but she's touching hisChest nowHe takes off her dress nowLet me goCAUSE I JUST CAN'T LOOKIT'S KILLING ME
>By the way, it seems her birthday is the same as a certain holiday in this worldThis nepobaby kek
>>558313123I feel like oguri/pasa need their own "ascended god" tier with digitan/turf falco as a distant third
I'm running urara in MANTblazer
>>558313123I'm already miserable
>>558313304>>558313310Holy fuck that profile image is so goddamn ugly jesus
>>558313305its always entertaining how JP and EN fans alike all agree flash and her trainer have an insane sex life
Specute WO-
>>558313130Nah what Im doing is just Ura g1 affinity and 3* blue farming, Im just collecting some 9* on my account. Finally acquired Ryan Maruzensky Taiki 9* now El.2/3 of my club ended up looking like flatliners since they mostly just making aces for sprints and mile dirt.
>>558313440light hello sex
>>558313443Naturally. https://exhentai.org/s/23651a7a99/3792046-29
>>558313414>curren and urara are so absolutely dogshit in MANT that they literally get different win conditions in the career compared to everyone else
You know, I haven’t seen Pasa win a single room
>>558313443What?You think they dont?
He's already Misérables
>>558313653I stole a loaf of bread
>>558313653SHUT UP LU--wait a second... You aren't luna!
>>558313620the CM just has too many fronts, she gets cucked out of her unique, late pasa is better this CMif you make a front pasa there's no way she's beating the midgame power of falco/maruzen either
I slept for 12 hours wtf
Tacto has been in every single anni art since the 2nd one and her release is still pushed back yet again...
>>558313778You the guy that was up for 30+ hours? You said you would sleep as much.
>>558313728Agreed, Fantasy has actually put up pretty decent results consistently. She procs her unique off the glut of lates consistently and is able to get up with good support.
>>558313123>Vodka useableFinally some good fucking news
>>558313797how is this game like 10 years old and people are STILL Waiting for specific umas
You're way too beautiful girlThat's why it'll never workYou'll have me suicidal, suicidal
>>558313797>A release schedule even more cucked than Al's
SometimesI WISH I WAS BRAVEI WISH I WAS STRONGERWISH I COULD FEEL NO PAAAYNEWISH I WAS YOUNGWISH I WAS SHYI WISH I WAS HONEST.........WISH I WAS YOU... NOT I!!!!!CAUSE I FEEL SO MYAAAADI FEEL SO ANGRAAAIFEEL SO CALDFLELSFSOLOSTCONFUSAGHAINFEEL SO CHEAPSO USED UNFAITHFUL!!!LET'S START OVAHLET'S START OVAAAARH
>>558313797believe in the 5.5 anniversary...
>>558313934Ai only had to wait 1 year and it's pretty standard for an anni unit. Tact is like what, 1500 days and counting now? Absolutely fucked
>>558313869Just a Cygames moment
>>558313967I need that uma to bite me
>>558313123I've been spamming races with Maruzensky and Daiwa alot shits so easy as a frontrunner. Christmas Oguri is so brainless lmao.
>>558313918This song and its accompanying banger "Take You There" were popular when I was in like 5th, 6th grade and I remember everyone dancing to it at school parties... looking back at the lyrics nowadays make me go "wtf?", shit is bleak as hell >>558313967I appreciate how you added the Tom DeLonge voice to the text kek
>the biggest race pool in the game>the on your left wit card has 15% race bonus>two great gold skills built-inReminder pic related is going to be arguably the strongest character in uma musume in MANY different CMs coming up.
HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIENDNO WAY NO WAYI THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
Why are SSR chains not finishing so often now
>>558314294They break it every other patch
>>558314105xmas oguri is strong in CMs but I actually feel like her career is much harder than regular oguri, since you don't even have an ultimate until halfway into your career or later.
>>558314121Girls grabbing other girls tummies... it's the best thing in the world...
hello ?
>>558313123>>558313232even without easily sparkable mile, only having access to med/long is fine. there's 43 turns you can run a graded med/long on.
>>558314024Lmao, that explains some comment I saw in JP earlier.
>>558313443In chapter 4 of her story, her trainer tells her that their first encounter was love at first sight, and by the end of his career, they are basically a couple. Like come on, her parents gave him their approval.
Theres literally no point in playing if cygames ever automates away the core gameplay loop to pop out CM worthy aces, whales willingly shell out $500+ per meta banner but people have programs to literally min/max cheat every decision, I don't understand why they haven't cracked down on low hanging fruit like sweepy yet. The entire gacha dies overnight if the whales ever learn that cheating doesn't get you punished.
The trainers yearn for Spanish food.
CHIYONO'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ONSHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONGCHIYONO, CAN'T YOU SEE? YOU'RE JUST NO THE GIRL FOR MEI KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH CHIYONO'S MOM
>>558314091Four months and she's in global. /uma/ is pulling for this very nice and easygoing uma, right?
Is Tosen welfare speed better than Sweep SR?
>>558314427>cheatLOL. still going with that COPE, retard?
>>558314475I most certainly am
Is it worth grinding for a second front to help my Falco fight for distance incase no one else brings a frontI've been in a handful of lobbies where this happens and my Falco just gets devoured by pace chasers
>>558314427>>558314502all sweepy does is help you parent grind or fan farm, it can't make (good) CM aces, so the only real benefit to CMs is potentially having a stronger parent for your ace.the entire parent system is about to get table flipped by MANT since MANT parents are 6 trillion times better than all current parents, and sweepy can't handle MANT decisions.
>>558314498Sidegrade, better if you want the gold recovery or initial stats
>>558314561>and sweepy can't handle MANT decisions.
Sir, this thread does NOT support boy uma, much less autistic ones.
>>558314561>and sweepy can't handle MANT decisions...
>>558314561>sweepy can't handle MANT decisions.
>>558314610Emote all you want, it can't.
Why don't paces, lates, and ends move up sooner more often on this 1600m dirt trackDon't they know they're going to fucking lose
>>558314546There were Falco Fronts in the last CM all the time, surely there will be more fronts in this one
>>558314636hehe
Now that I'm back to the gameI HAVE A DREAM
>>558314546solo front is bad, you need another, train up the hag she only has dirt D(Solo front falco ONLY worked in the sprint CM because of a buggy interaction with her ultimate and the fact that all accels didnt work)
I have never won a single CM
>>558313869>>558314058it's been 10 years and I'm still waiting for unreleased fgo servants
>>558314706stop breaking things and add MY feature already!
>>558314669>move upThey’re trying their best, Falco is too fast
>>558314734gl bwo...
>>558314648>>558314645>>558314610How are you so sure? Are there chink bots in JP already MANT-capable?
Fucked up that this brat with a big heart has been reduced to a botting meme. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>558314648>sweepy can't handle MANT decisions.
I decided if I luckshit her I'm going to devote my account to front autismI already use fronts the most, but getting her will be the tipping point to make me invest in front support cards.
>>558314746I don't have the hag. I only have Pasa
>>558314734>needs 2 double sparksteiocucks are something else
>>558314863shut the fuck up, HOMO
My toreina don't mess aroundCuz he loves me soAnd this know for shoDon't try to fight the feelingBecause the thought alone Is killing me right now
Wait isnt Heshe an end closer, why the fuck is she at front in my ura finale
>>558314850...>>558314863Just because she is the face of botting doesnt mean i wouldnt love and cherish the shit outta that little fucker
If people are running Pump, why aren’t they running Goof?
USA BANG!
>>558314874>if I luckshit herlol I'm sparking if she doesn't come. It's not like I'm not straight up saving until the speed cards drop afterThat and being able to flip a middle finger to endcucks on longs would be a dream
>>558314874>doesn't come with prof of curveswhat were they thinking? They knew better and gave fine motion speed star
>>558314389Epithets/stats from G1 mile vs G2 med/long will mog you in the end.
>>558314636Can you niggers fuck off already, you have Umajp go there
>>558314840>>558314902I've seen an anon that was able to mutate Tamamo so I BELIEVEEE THERE'S MAGIC HERE TONIGHT BELIEVE, BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558314973I had to spark bourbon so I don't feel like sparking on ANOTHER uma is a good idea if I want to have strong support cards.
I'm a front main but I don't have Seiun of my own... Got plenty of GW great-grandparents ready when I get her after autism grinding in future daily legend races though
>>558314928I dont understand the difference of green row and red row?
>>558314561I was wondering how sweepy was going to handle race, shop selection, and item usage autism but I guess that's the limitkinda glad I was never able to get it working on my machine
any late users here? which wit should I use if OYL doesn't work this CM?
>Boomer lyrics postanAlright fine
>>558315148She can be a Pacer
>>558315130pulling parents is for retards.
>>558315130seiun was the most skippable front autism charactershe is THE MOST PARENT GRINDED CHARACTER IN THE GAME, whatever distance you need you can ALWAYS find a hilariously optimal seiun parent for it
>>558314561anyon we got the trackblazer icons from sweepy first. sweepydev was already preparing for MANT
>>558315238Read better
>>558315207Thanks>>558315238Hush people will bot for us and theres evolve unique nowadays we get to borrow those instead.
>>558315194Why do you think OYL doesn’t work?
I want to get stuck between Maruzensky and Creek
>>558315196
The French can't keep getting away with it
>>558315194But OYL does work
>>558315251You grab Seiun as an ace doofusRoD > inherited Rod in every single scenarioan autistic ace Seiun will always beat an autistic ace Falco, the only other relevant front
>>558315194OYL always worksyou combo it with FFGamble good, gamble hard.
>>558314863wow this artist draws so soft looking tummies...
is her unique only useful as an inherit for longs and nothing else?
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEPAND I'M TRYING TO KEEPUP ABOVE IN MY HEADINSTEAD OF GOING UNDERCUZ I'M IN TOO DEEPAND I'M TRYING TO KEEPUP ABOVE IN MY HEADINSTEAD OF GOING UNDERINSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
Not a bad consolation prize
>>558315338>the funny french man gets to ride ALL The winner
>>558312938Kinda? They have spark lock and spark reroll anyway. As always, F2Ps have to spend more time if they don't want to pay. It is what it is.
>>558315398Pretty much
>>558315398It's also good for medium. Her alt's that is.
>>558315196>>558315337m-my back
>>558315358Seiun ace is literally a retard check, she loses to every other popular front because her mid-race is so much worse so she'll never get to ult
>>558313123can't tell if this is falsely placed hopes of not facing taishins
I used to be a renegadeI used to fool aroundBut I couldn't take the punishmentAnd had to settle downNow I'm playing it real straightAnd yes, I cut my hairYou might think I'm crazyBut I don't even care'Cause I can tell what's going on
>>558313123finally gives me a reason to use the finemo I luckshat on a 10
>>558315512Don’t talk about my boywife that way
speed carryover with max Power is the most reliable accelhttps://files.catbox.moe/q9qoey.mp4
Traveling in a fried-out KombiOn a hippie trail, head full of zombieI met a strange lady, she made me nervousShe took me in and gave me breakfastAnd she said"Do you come from a land down underWhere women glow and men plunder?Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?You better run, you better take cover"
Why don’t we ever get Feet OPs
I still have no fucking idea how you get to that speed with power parents, it just doesn't add up in my headYes there are training weights, but a massive boosted 200 guts training session would give you like, 55 speed.
Humidity is rising (Mm rising), barometer's getting low (How low, girl?)According to all sources (What sources now?)The street's the place to go (You better hurry up)'Cause tonight for the first time (First time)Just about half-past ten (Half-past ten)For the first time in historyIt's gonna start raining men (Start raining men)
>>558314546Depends on your team.I use solo front because I’m bringing Pace Taiki to gamble for that 3rd-4th slot and bringing another front could mess me up
It's my life, it's now or neverBut I ain't gonna live foreverI just wanna live while I'm aliveMy heart is like an open highwayLike Frankie said, I did it my wayI just wanna live while I'm alive'CAUSE IT'S MY LIFE
>>558315772what does that group card with team sirius do? I never saw ANY umatuber talk about it except witgodIsn't it free?
>>558315772level 5 speed on Oguri with a ball of TE supports is still like +30 speed, you can brace that for +60 speed
O Fortunavelut lunastatu variabilissemper crescisaut decrescisvita detestabilisnunc obduratet tunc curatludo mentis aciem,egestatem,potestatemdissolvit ut glaciem.
>>558315904Yeah it's a story card and a means of unlocking supreme racist spechud
SPESHARU WEEEKU
IF I COULD FIND YOU NOWTHINGS WOULD GET BETTERWE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWNAND RUN FOREVER
>>558315953Do I need it maxed out?
Not enough Chiyono in this thread tbqhwy
>>558315904witgod is a poorfag deck youtuber so that's why others aren't mentioning it, it's not the best you can use but if you're running a poverty deck it's fine
>>558313123mayabros, is it over for us?
Anyone reading every post? Any advice on which wit card to use for end closer?
>>558316053you just have to accept rocking a mountain of mile parents when you're training for likely a not-mile CMWhich means your chance of getting medium/long S for whatever you're going for is super low......But hey, no more getting bullied by brian for half the career...?
>>558316037Nah but it's a good recreation (7 recreations) card for MANT so you'll probably max it anyway
Do you feel like a manWhen you push her aroundDo you feel better nowAs she falls to the groundWell I'll tell you my friendOne this this world's going to endAs your lies crumble downA new life she has foundFACE DOWN IN THE DIRTSHE SAIDTHIS DOESN'T HURT
>>558316016I KNOW SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW WE'LL BE TOGETHEERRRRRLET YOUR WAVES CRASH DOWN ON ME AND TAKE ME AWAY YEEAAAH
>>558315904>>558315953>>558316045>>558316148>only 5% race bonusI get the f2p angle but there HAS to be something better than that...right?
>>558316045>MLB Rice Shower>3LB Riko>MLB Nice Nature>PoorfagCmon now
>>558316040
>>558316226I don't see any of these cards here >>558315772 where he mentions the card
>mediocre feeling run, hit groundwork in classic inspiration at least so I'll finish it out for the chance at the spark>notice she somehow has mile S in senior yasuda kinen>check the senior inspiration log and the mile spark didn't activate so I must have missed it pop up in classic inspiration??? >decide to lock in even though stat line is kinda meh (had 2 groundwork greens by then and bourbon chain finished)>start getting tons of good hints for speed skills>winter runner from unity hint from bijin npc???>post summer senior year starts shitting out double/triple wit rainbows, felt like 200 wit over 3 turns>double unity burst on power right before finals>SHE FUCKING JOBS URA FINALE FINALS 4 TIMES BECAUSE IT'S MEDIUM I GUESS??? I'M SO FUCKING MAD THE STATS WERE SO GOOD AND SPEED WAS ALREADY CAPPED SO 15 LESS ALL STATS I GUESS IS FINE BUT I ENDED UP WITH ONLY 1600 SKILL POINTS WHEN I COULD'VE HAD LIKE 1800I'M SO MAD
It's crazy HOW MANY SR support cards they still adddoes any of this shit matter by year 2-3 when even poorfags have multiple premium supports?
>>558316224It's mostly just used for its recreation if you want to be racing all the time with Pasa/Oguri
F2P is so punishing in this game, god forbid you don't get lucky on an oshibanner and you're completely fucked by the time a meta card comes around. It's like they don't want you to get your favorite characters or something
Rock me, rock me, rock me, rock me, rock me, AmadeusRock me all the time to the topEr war ein Punker und er lebte in der großen StadtEs war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tatEr hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle FrauenUnd jede rief: "Yeah, Come on and rock me, Amadeus"Er war Superstar, er war populärEr war so exaltiert, because er hatte FlairEr war ein Virtuose, war 'n RockidolUnd alles rief: "Yeah, come and rock me, Amadeus"
>>558316358how desperately do you need an oshi that you cant just wait for the uma suptix and pay 20 dollars?
>>558315904Gives a lot of stats and skills.>>558316224You only need 50 or 60RB. If you can't hit that in the first place then yeah, it's not for you.
>>558316308
>>558316346>does any of this shit matteropen league is still a thing
>>558316358almost all ultra-meta generalist support cards come with free rolls, you also have the gift of foresight which matters far more than anything else.
>>558316016>>558316171>>558316159MIDDLE SCHOOL BANGERS RIGHT HERE
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel(Do it again now)You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel(Getting horny now)
>>558316456ok but where in his youtube videos does he say you need to have those cards for his build
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?You don't have to answerLeave them hangin' on the line, oh oh oh, calling GloriaGloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
>>558316456I don't see the card >>558315904 anon was asking about in your picture, the card hasn't released in global yet, it's a MANT card.
>>558316456>>558316226I'm f2p and I got MLB rice shower somehow...It's such a fucking waste of luck, I've used her only a small handful of times for longslop and that's it
I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLYWELL I TRIP OVER EVERYTHING YOU SAYI JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLYIN THE WORST WAY
>>558316534you said he's a poorfag deck youtuber and he's not.
>>558316358the pity system is the biggest 'fuck you' to fp2 players in this game.
>15 Friendship BonusBut pal cards can't rainbow, right? Is it a dead stat or does it mean that FB works even if it's not the card's stat?
>>558316496Succubus...
MARUZENSKY JUST HIT THE WALLSHE NEVER HAD IT ALLONE PARFAIT A DAY, TRAINER'S A CPAHER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOORWHEN SHE TURNED 24ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MANWHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN
SAAAA MINNAAAAAAA IKUYOOOOO WITSHART DEFENCE SQUAD!!!!!
>>558316595it's a group card, not a pal card
>>558316578I'm not the original anon you replied to, I just assumed "poorfag deck youtuber" meant he makes guides primarily aimed at poorfags. It's why he had that weird guts tachyon build in his earlier videos.
>>558316670What is a group card? A pal card that can rainbow?
>>558316595you STOOPID motherFUCKER
>>558316698Friendship bonus = rainbow
>>558315358what does RoD stand for?
I want to tie up Maruzensky and have my way with her sexy body
>>558316590It's every new QoL being locked behind the paypig pass that truly fucks over F2Ps desu
>>558316595Group card is green, fren card is yellow.
TELL ALL THE ENGLISH BOYS YOU MEETABOUT THE AMERICAN BOY BACK IN THE STATESTHE AMERICAN BOY YOU USED TO DATEWHO WOULD DO ANYTHING YOU SAaaaAAY
sparking is punishment only for retards who impulse roll in every new banner doesn't matter how bad it is because they need the dopamine rush
>>558316590I lost 5 50/50s on Tamamo Cross just trying to get a single copy and had to roll to pity for it. I know they say to not bother rolling for a character if you don't have 30k but even if you do handing over that 30k feels awful.
>>558316742So every tile it lands on if it's orange is a rainbow?
>>558316752Racist on Demand
>>558316684ok that makes more sense. I hope he shows us regular runs with that guts build. I heard only bad things about it like extremely rng and rely on good summer rainbow stackingI dont know the odds of making a statline like that for MANT, 1 out of 20 runs / 1 out of 40? 1 run is equivalent to 1 hour for us newer players.
Wait wait wait a fucking secondI wasn't that anon but GROUP CARDS ARE JUST PERMANENT RAINBOWS ANYWHERE THEY ARE? FOR REAL? What's the fucking catch, that sounds INSANE, it even has TE
>>558316684You're replying to the brownshill that keeps seething about witgod. It's obvious to anyone else that it's about his videos being f2p.
>>558316360OH YEAAAH
MY HOPES ARE SO HIGH THAT YOUR KISS MIGHT KILL MESO WON'T YOU KILL ME, SO I DIE HAPPY?MY HEART IS YOURS TO FILL OR BURST TO BREAK OR BURYOR WEAR AS JEWELRY, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER HANDS DOWN THIS IS THE BEST DAY I CAN EVER REMEMBERALWAYS REMEMBER THE SOUND OF THE STEREOTHE DIM OF THE SOFT LIGHTSTHE SCENT OF YOUR HAIR THAT YOU TWIRLED IN YOUR FINGERS AND THE TIME ON THE CLOCK WHEN WE REALIZED IT'S SO LATEAND THIS WALK THAT WE SHARED TOGETHER
>>558316857anon figured out one part of MANT
Drowning in the staticReaching out for one last touchDo you feel me?Is it painful?Do you hear me struggling your name?Tripping over wiresTell me, is it painful yet?Can you hear me struggling?Passed out in the blue lightDrowning in the noise, but i swear i triedWith blood shot eyesSearching for a sign that you're alrightCould i join you?Yeah, i know, it's not the same but it kills me tooWould it kill you?Don't make the same mistakeEven if i'm this desperate to hear your voice againBetween us lies a faultMy words are cutting outAnd yet still i scream itOver and over againThis place is killing youI wish i could see youWould it kill you?Over and over againYet still i scream itOver and over again
>>558316857>What's the fucking catchYou can't use any of the umas in the card art
>>558316792No dude, I'm pretty sure having to spark even three umas bricks the fuck out of your support card investments for an entire year.Wanting three characters a YEAR should not be unreasonable, but it is.
>>558316752rangling ond dcheming
>>558316857>What's the fucking catchYou don't train in MANT, you race.
Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me, maybeIt's hard to look rightAt you, babyBut here's my numberSo call me, maybeHey, I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me, maybeAnd all the other boysTry to chase meBut here's my numberSo call me, maybe
>>558316929Yeah I won't be using any of these jobbers anyway
>>558316857>permanentLol no. They only turn rainbow if you trigger their post-training event and it goes away if you rest, ignore them, or after a few turns.
HahaHere's a little something for you bustersYeahWhat's up with that?Y'all cowards don't even smoke crackWhat's up with that?Y'all cowards don't even smoke crackHater, you don't even smoke crackBitch, you's a mark foolMotherfuck that ho shit, that's a G, that's himI'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner
>>558316893damn this one just makes me sad...
>>558316973I think it also extends to their cards, but their cards are trash for MANT anyway.
>>558316929Oh nooo dude I can't use... uh.... suzuka speed...?there HAS to be a bigger catch than this, this sounds like the most broken card in umamusume and NO sloptuber talks about it so clearly it can't be as good as it is in my head>>558316902Wut? You barely train in MANT and it only has 5% race bonus, I'd assume the opposite where it reps up in other scenarios more
>>558317017
>>558316941>>558316792We have daily legends races, we have rainbow ticket ssrs, cmon guys everything will be better, we have 4.5% rate, we have reruns of semi limited premium umas.Pulling for umas should be the least of anyones problem.
One more time, we're gonna celebrateOh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancingOne more time, we're gonna celebrateOh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancingOne more time, we're gonna celebrateOh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancingOne more time, we're gonna celebrateOh yeah
why are yall niggas just dumping wokeslop burger hollywood ahh songs now im literally chinese what the fuck are you talking about
>>558316812having to pity VBourbon while not getting any good or interesting uma almost made me uninstall this game.
JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS IN-TO THE SEASWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIESCHOKING ON YOUR ALIBISBUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAYDES-TI-NY IS CALLING MEOPEN UP MY EAGER EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSCAUSE I'M MR. BRIGHTSIDE.
I'm just a kid and all life is a nightmareI'm just a kid, I know that it's not fairNobody cares 'cause I'm alone and the world isNobody wants to be alone in the worldI'm just a kid and all life is a nightmareI'm just a kid, I know that it's not fairNobody cares 'cause I'm alone and the world isNobody wants to be alone in the worldNobody cares 'cause I'm alone and the world isHaving more fun than me tonight
>>558316091fine motionpower gapnice naturepower gaptachyon, marve, fuku, daisca
>>558317045iirc it's only really used for cm11 and it becomes subpar later
there is no situation where you use Team Sirius and youre kind of a dipshit for doing so
Rolling around at the speed of soundGot places to goGotta follow my rainbowCan't stick around, have to keep movin' onGuess what lies aheadOnly one way to find outMust keep on movin' aheadNo time for guessin', follow my plan insteadTrusting in what you can't seeTake my lead, I'll set you free
>>558317207OKAY SO EXPLAIN WHY ITS BAD THEN THATS WHAT IVE BEEN ASKING
I may look happy, but honestly, dearThe only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to earI see the vultures, they watch me bleedThey lick their lips, as all my shame spills out of me(Repent, repent) The end is nigh(Repent, repent) We're all gonna die(Repent, repent) These secrets will kill usSo get on your knees and pray forRepent, repent, the end is nighRepent, repent, we're all gonna dieRepent, repent, these secrets will kill usSo get on your knees and pray for forgivenessWe all carry these things inside that no one else can seeThey hold us down like anchors, they drown us out at seaI look up to the sky, there may be nothing there to seeBut if I don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?
state of the game state of the general I guess
>>558316091mr cb
>>558316860Makes sense, only an ESL would read the original post that way.
>>558302286>>558303079SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>558317123怎么能哭呢一切会好哒一切都去吧你就得想着既然没办法还恨他干嘛还管它干嘛心里要记得你是内内个内内内个内个内内内内个内内内个内个内内阳光彩虹小白马滴滴哒滴滴哒我是内内个内内内个内个内内内内个内内内个内个内内阳光彩虹小白马滴滴哒滴滴哒
>>558317267gonna cry? pis n shit? potentially ejaculate?this was the best thread in a while, so whine about it
>>558317267It's a step up from Teio fags posting about eating their own cum at least. The thread is healing.
>>558317045>I'd assume the opposite where it reps up in other scenarios moreOn paper it'll be good for GL where the early rainbow helps your resource gathering but that's the only use it has. You'll also be left with only 4 slots for actual training cards.
What Uma should I jerk off to now?
team sirius is bad.... because uh... it's just bad OKAY?
>>558317103how do you see this and not go feral
>>558317137Simple Plan was core emo songs to listen and self-loathe toDo you ever feel like breaking downDo you ever feel out of placeLike somehow you just don't belongAnd no one understands you?Do you ever want to run awayDo youlock yourself in your roomWith the radio on turned up so loudThat no one hears you screamingNo you don't know what it's likeWhen nothing feels alrightYou don't know what it's likeTo be like MEEEEEEE
>>558317486>>558317486>>558317486move
this music is fucking dogshit.
guys why is the card with no stats no skills bad I DUNNO RETARD WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT THE SCREEN
>>558317472By (pretending to) having self control.
STAAAARING ATTHIS PARISANSEX FLICKWHERE THE CHARACTER'S DON'T MEET!THE CHARACTERS DON'T SPEAK!AND THE CHARACTERS ARE LIKE MIRRORS FACING MIRRORS:SPACE ALWAYS EXPANDING!PUT ANOTHER COIN IN AND TURN THE CRANKUNTIL THE FRAME CEASES TO MOVEAND THE MOVIE TURNS INTO A PHO-TOOOA PHOTO THE SIZE OF MY FISTI HOPE SHE KNOWSA HICCUP IN PARADISE...I KEEP YOU JEALOUSLY TO MYSELFIN PHOTOS THE SIZE OF A KISSA KISS IN THE SHAPE OF A BULLET
Pray for my 10 roll bwos
>>558317889Praying for special week
>>558317563you're supposed to be posting GOOD lyrics anon.
>>558317521TAMA IMPREGNATION
>>558317889i pray for a MCqueen dupe
>>558317965But Glassjaw has good lyrics...
>he doesn't have lb3+ finemoThere's still time to unbrick yourself. Her banner + selector + ssr crystal soon
What's with the millennial karaoke night in here
>>558319508Practicing ojisan winning raibus.
>>558305414how can this monster run and win?
