Previous: >>558666064>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
let it die
We play global here.No black umas complaining.Boy umas can stay.
STOP!You have been visited by Officer AkebonoNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>558689325can i touch your akebonos
>>558689325She should kneel on me
Claim her quickly, Toreena.
>>558689325she's cute but released when i had a rolling plan, hopefully she can spook me
>>558689325another birthday? how many is that now?
>>558689406I'll train Ardan to be good at sex instead
Teio Teio Teio
>>558689325I tried looking for a pic of Akebono ballin' and there was none... She will never be ballin'...
>>558689185*rapes you*
>>558689546there's another one tomorrow
Reminder that Rose Kingdom is a fraud and never should've gotten that only G1 win.
>>558689325She's cute but she reminds me that I need feeder uma wife badly, desperately
Digitan LOVE
I'm watching Beginning of a New Era in theaters in a few hours, what will I think about it?
my daughterimoutowife
>>558689406
>>558689741Urara's birthday is also today (JST time)
This bread...
I'm most excited about black american umas training to run by running from the policeI need art of Fenomeno kneeing on the neck of a back uma while she cries "I can't breef"
>>558689907>>>/x/ formerly twitter
>>558689823Nothing because a teioposter will sit next to you loudly munching his 7 buckets of popcorn and farting violently throughout the movie so you won't be able to focus
Help me pleaseI have 200 skill points left on my Oguri (original)Do I get Homestretch Haste or do I get Unyielding Spirit + upgrade my Mile Corners to double circles?
>>558689406truly wife material
>>558689546You'll find that a lot of the umas were born around the same time.
>>558689325big....
>>558689885true
Can't decide which urara to use. She's end closer in these
>>558689885Nice, how old is she now 30?
>>558689830I want her to sit on my lap as we watch Hocus Pocus together.
>>558690183why's that?
>>558690132The later one, pulse is enough to not need HH.
>>558689325Didn't know she shares the same birthday as Ulala
>buttered
>>558690294She's dead...
Can I get some Super Creeks.
>>558690514
>>558690502nyo...
>>558690339Thought so. Thanks.
Bros....Black uma's make me fucking sick. They invoke a sense of disgust on par with a poo in a public toilet bowl. I saw one image and wanted to vomit. Why would anyone on this great green earth create such disgusting creatures.
>>558690889Go back to discord.
>>558690327mare estrus season
>>558690767holy maestros
>>558690327horses aren't humans and can only breed at certain times of year
>>558690930Discord will ban me for saying nigger though.
>>558690327Estrus cycles, probably. You can check them, zero umas past June. https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
>>558690959also it depends on the hemisphere, southern hemisphere horses are born in the second half of the year, we'll see that when Kinshasa no Kiseki gets implemented
>every japan cup and arima kinen winners are in uma from 2009 to 2018>except for the 2015 onesshonan pandora doko
Man this event has been tough. 2 more careers and I'll finally be done thankfully
>>558691032The post I replied to didn't have the word nigger, it's legal.
>>558691168did they run during the c-virus?
>>558691186Are you new to the game or something the fuck you mean tough
>>558691391>>>/vg/umaJP
>>558691350nyo, i think that started 2019-2020
>>558691423I mean I don't feel like doing runs since MANT is coming in 2 weeks and anything I train now will be useless.
>>558691391Luminous Iris
>>558691391Chocolate milkbags...
>>558690889*Assassinates you*
spark rerolls and ultrafast and 60 fps in a few days I'm so excited
the clvb apocalypse is coming...
>>558691704They'll legalize bots?
>>558691868Which clubs are dying? All I know is that Mambo danchou is quitting and Uma&Co is disbanding
Is the affinity section of Chrono broken? It never lets me click Ok.
>Club gets a join request>14m fans - brand new player, look him up>300k per dayFuck it, I'll take him
Dancho... I want to play Resident Evil... gomen ne..........
>>558690286pumping and dumping ohlala
>>558692119>Uma&Co is disbandingDid the VF and discord exposé really killed them?
>>558692119Everything....everything....
>>558692206leon probably dies, you can skip it now
>>558692315Yeah, a bunch of people wanna leave and Danchou doesn't wanna try recruiting a bunch of people so he's closing the club down.
>>558692452@bourbok is this real
ushimusume
HOLY SHIT UMA&CO IS A HOMOPHONE FOR UMANKOHORSE PUSSYUMAZING
>>558692441leon is like 50 either he dies in a blaze or glory or he lives to be too old to be relevant anyway
>>558692741eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?
>trans uma releases>umanko dieshm
>>558691350Races? Yeah, Contrail won the undefeated 3x crown in front of empty stands.
this game has too many cute autists
>>558691168one day
>>558692441>killing Leondoes capcom have the ballshe's the big chungus RE protagonist
>>558692530>casually gives you a teacher-student romance novel as a gift
>>558692931he can always come backIt IS a zombie franchiseKinda...
>>558692530>Don't give her a legend changer>Don't give it to TMO>Give it to fucking Still despite that bitch not being able to sing
>>558692119Mambo danchou is quitting??? That's news to me
>>558689823You'll realize that you just watched psychological mindbreak kino which also happens to be the greatest character arc and development in the franchise then you'll wonder to yourself how did the low IQ masses get filtered by it
Racism is gay.
>>558692741Don't be so homophonic
>>558693237I told you fuck John Cygames HATE titty Umas.
>>558693364>eyes not even the right colourdo artists really
>>558693584mayano top natie cosplay
>>558693043
>>558693750Mayano would do that.
>>558693317Caring about race at all is gay as fuckDon't care about them, just win them
>Literal second to last turn she fails a 10% and gets a double mood down and cost me about 100SPI'm actually so fucking mad it's unreal.
>>558694024Is Supreme Racist an edit
lole
season was my favorite of the first 3 seasons. loved the opening and beating Frenchies
>>558694119Nyo
>>558694170would
>>558692931I imagine them doing some really ambiguous ending where he sacrifices himself or something like thatThat way they "kill" him, all the players get sad and emotional and buy the game because it’s Leon’s last ride and then pull a "Ada saved him off-screen" once they need him again
>>558692119Mambo danchou quitting is false news!
>>558694170The second from left to right looks actually worseRest are fine
>>558694268Or a RE5 and he actually DIDN'T DIE this situation that would 100% kill him he's just off screen because uuuuh he just is
>>558694341Regardless mambo danchou should quit
>>558691032doubtful
>>558694675Don't say that...
oh yeah I got the ticketDigitan sex time
once TB drops I'm gonna need you guys logging 8 hours a day on uma, I will be providing timecards to fill out and if you aren't meeting quota or filling out your card you will be kicked from the club.
oh neat, I'm unbanned from VFs discord
>>558692741fuck now I regret not joining them
>>558694872when the CREWMATE is SUS
MANT isn't even here yet and we're already on the verge of dying
MANT will save us
>>558692315>killed themCurren Chang poster is ESL
I REALLY REALLY LOVE STEGO
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>558692741>UMA&CO are IN UMANKO ALL DAYNOOOOO WHY LET ME IN
>>558694872/uma/ club danchou...
>doing parent runs with seiun sky>finish a run after getting a good number of skills>3* mile>2* groundwork>3* ura finale>1* GUTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME OUT OF THIS PRISONI HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN 2* POWER YET LET ALONE 3*
>>558694902go back there and fuck off
here it comes the woke storm
>>558692741whati dont get it
>>558695116seethe about it more and I'll think about it
>>558694872LMAO Niggas would rather do this than get a job
>>558695117I'm staying to fight the good fight
I hate cryers
>>558695072Same.
>>558692441I don't want to spoil my uma brothers but the ending is even more bullshit than Leon dying
>>558695345Hot
>>558695219uma 'n' co
>still no usable parentAAAAAA
>>558695117go back
>>558695329Doto pls hug me
>>558695357nyo...
>>558695357They're called Supiki.
>>558695101/uma/club danchud is chill though. He even let a guy flatline for the entire month
>>558695547Mambochou is cooler. He even flatlined for an entire month.
>>558695075I WAS doing a career then some stuff broke at work and I had to stop
Fishe danchoo is a faggot
im starting to say yeppers irl
>>558695117it's so funny how two nigger NPCs made both sides of the retardation spectrum have a sperg out. the heckin' chuds who hate browns but will tell you Hishi Amazon is hot actually and the braindead lefties who think cygames is by their side none of them play the game btw
>>558695692That's only cause he's kidnapped and getting raped though, it doesn't count
>>558695427
>>558695547that's the story he wants you to believe...I remember what he did to unruly members...
Looking for a club with Nice Nature/Oguri danchou
>>558695075Because I have a Google pixel phone and ever since the last system update A month or so ago something about umamusume causes my entire phone to flash restart randomly while the game is running. I mostly play from home on steam now.
>>558695985Yep...pers?
>>558696182my dancho has El Condor Pasa and a spanish name so he's probably latinxare you interested?
>>558696182what does that mean
>>558695547I was kicked for missing quota by like 3 million. You can't fool me .
>>558696001I'm waiting for them to discover the existence of Bitter Glasse
>>558695075Beating my dick to Chrono Genesis
>>558696430who?
>>558696069UMA N COUMANCOUMANKOIT'S A PORTMANTEU OF UMA, THE JAPANESE WORD FOR HORSE, AND MANKO, THE JAPANESE WORD FOR PUSSY (VAGINA). Hope this clears things up.
>>558696561>PUSSY (VAGINA)whats that
>>558695357dont shay dat...
Are you all prepared?
>>558696712I will beat you
>>558696850how do i access the news tab on pc? i can only find it on my phone
My late surger isn't winning any rooms. Is Aquarius only for Fronts, Taiki, and Ends?
dark skin =/= nigger pls stop confusing why we are mad you are doing it intentionally
Time to nuke this run with no survivors
>>558696943the problem is that the window for pump to activate is very smallif you miss it it's gg
>>558696943nyo it's only for Fronts
>>558696968sweepyposters are brown
>>558696968>we are madI'm not mad, I'm just confused.
>>558697083wrong thread stego faggot
>>558697083right thread stego bro
>>558690235what is biko thinking here?
>>558689120>jp trash umasi hate this dogshit general so much
sorry dancho, no runs this weekend. I'm playing marathongame is ass, wouldn't recommend
>>558697083Well? Did stego explode or?
>follow someone because of the support card>they change it with a new one
I can never beat Maruzensky or MrCB in Chiyo's career aaaaaaahhhh.
>>558696001>Muh two sidesYou people are the worst. You know damn well that one group is a bunch of lonely loser men who just want to escape the horrors of reality with their stupid cute girl training sim. The other group is a bunch of radical political activist working diligently to ensure that the first group are forced to accept their insanity.Nobody want's these ugly brown turds in the game. It's a humiliation ritual to make the men that play these games upset and miserable.
>>558697083If you failed your choice you can never post here againIf you succeed you can never post here againGood luck
>>558691186Meanwhile I'm still at 410k and I already want to quit
>>558697803No, I remembered that not all my gauges were full yet so I took the easy way out.
erping with biko
>have to win the jap daeby to mak out val. bur. skill>she cant win the jap darbyi hate this piece of shit so much
finally some usable sparks
>>558697698those are falco friends
https://jiggie.fun/fJExFthttps://jiggie.fun/fJExFthttps://jiggie.fun/fJExFt
>>558695872Le Fishe danchou quit iirc
>>558697914Tch
>>558698217
>>558698138>falcwhoreand?
>>558695075I'm browsing while playing another game. My TP's still not at 30 so I can't start training
>>558696968Dark skin is nigger. Indians are niggers
>>558697847/pol/ created by epstein etc etc control the retards
>>558697847if it's this easy to make you miserable i think you should stop being a little bitch. you're both identical because you just want to cry until you get what you want.
>>558696968
>>558698327Falco would do this
>>558698327Jelly
>>558698052>3 star unity cup could have been URA finals and be a crazy good parent
>>558695219Forgot your emiya image bro.
dumb falcon
>>558698614unity cup spark is better for miles bwo
>>558698327>>558698547She'd do that to Curren's trainer
>>558698614Not for miles
>>558697872rape
Rape
>>558696968all these new gen racists got their opinions from youtube, /pol/ and twitterit's insanely performative and embarrassing
>>558698701I want a scenario where both of their trainer is the same. Feels fun
>>558698701That would be too dirty
>>558698465retard
>>558698793First and last bath of the month
>>558698701they share the same Trainer so it's fine
>>558698776Me? I get my opinions from /vg/.
>>558695103Just take it and go at that point. Highroll your stats.
>>558698327>>558698701I would never lose to an umadol.
narita taishin is CUTE CUTE
>>558698465>You're both identical because you just want to cry until you get what you want.One side is crying because YOU aren't enjoying what they want you to enjoy. The other side is crying because the thing they enjoy is being changed in a way they don't like.
>>558699046Hyper SexAbundant SexGinoromus SexIn other wordsHAG SEX
>>558697108I had to make a Jordan folder
>>558697847both sides are radical political activists lmfao, you just can't see it because you agree with one. people like you who always point at the other side but never see the faults of your own are why politics get more and more extreme, to the point that even expressing your opinion can get you lynched, or more commonly now, killed>It's a humiliation ritual to make the men that play these games upset and miserablethis shit is the funniest part. the gaming industry would be so much better if you actually let lefty games flop and be forgotten instead of having an army of "lonely loser men who want to escape the horrors of reality" talking about them 24/7. participating in culture war bullshit is peak goyim behavior
>>558698793I'm highly considering getting Digitan with the anni selector. She's got it all: cute, great personality, loves umas and her toreina...
>>558699046why is maru so smol
>>558699046man i love hags so much
Why is nobody recruiting... I wanna get in the waitlist early...
Just made this suzuka Glue or Good?
That's it next uma posted I'll jack off to
>>558699194People didn't know as much about nutrition back in her time so children just didn't grow as tall
>>558699164>lmfaostopped reading thereback to xitter
>>558699164>participating in culture war bullshit is peak goyim behavior...Are you not a goyim?
No horny
>>558698701she wouldn'tcurren, however...
>>558699291Hoeeeh arigatou!
>>558699292give me your A dirt
Question, is Uma Stan bad on fronts?Feels like this CM has a lot of fronts...
Cute mom
>>558698845
>>558699292GlueShe has not enough stamina, nor any recovery skill
>He saved a thumbnail
>>558699151She deserves ten folders
>>558699306so... legal loli?
>>558699403I LOVE THIS HAG
>>558697847Don't bother arguing with the retards>>558698392>"hey guyse did you know board was full of mossad agents?"news to everyone, really>>558699339Tourists finding out what jews think about them will never not be funny.
Maruzensky and ardan have such pretty hair Those two might have the prettiest hair
>>558699292I think she has what it takes. Put her in some practice rooms to test it out.
>>558689325she's a big girl
>>558699541I would appreciate sexual intercourse with this horsegirl.
>>558699541saggy Falcos
>>558689120>Left-handed
>>558699541What is smart falcon doing?!?!
>>558699118but you are ESL too
>>558696285look who's talking
>>558699191Very good choice, she is also educated in philosophy.
>>558699291Is that Umapyoi Densetsu? No, it can't be. There's no tummy bulge.
>>558699046American hags CAN'T possibly be this powerful...
>>558699398I know there was lot of porn just now but if anyone can answer im at a post career screen
>>558699118as if europeans think you're not all niggers
asmongold is my favorite steamer if you were wondering
>>558699675That's just American literacy
>delicious censored smalco deleted>/pol/ faggotry untouchedthanks jannies very cool
>>558699291>no nipples>no delicious tiny umadol umanko>no trainer pp>deletedBut that's sfw
>>558698776Posting on 4chan is performativeGet out
>>558699765follow your heart umabwo, you know as much as the rest of us
>>558699765this CM is probably too diverse to activate Uma Stan
That uma you just posted? Completely nude under her clothes.
>>558699810Don't give me that look, Falco. It only makes me harder.
>>558699398>>558699765If youre running all front runners it should be decent. If youre running only 2 it becomes a gamble on wasting skill points.But take this advice with a grain of salt because im a fucking retard
>>558700073now draw your last pathetic card chiyo so i can end this duel
>>558699765>>558700073i thought the whole point of stan was to prevent pace chasers from starting in pace down mode. front runners can't pace down.
Bono LOVEShe carried my team to Group A Finals last CM
>>558700073diversity is a strength fucker
Are you guys ready to get none of the good QoL JP has but them mashing in the nigger update?
>>558700173>pink nipples rubbing on fabricToo lewd dess
>>558699398Front runners can't pace down.
>>558700173
careful, the jannies are about
This general has a rotation where they love falco and want to marry her, mock her and call her a cuck, then want to have raunchy depraved sex with her
>>558700260The p2w qol update in JP has made me lose any faith in the possibility we're not just going to get MANT raw
is late xoguri viable for dirt cm
Wait, WHAT?! When was the hard mode prompt??? I can't get first at haruten! This run has been mega bricked from the get go!
just shill
falco is for marriage,cuckoldry and raunchy depraved sex
>>558700389We love janitors here
>>558700330>>558700225Pace down aside isnt it just a powerful efficient early velocity skill?
>>558700502You’re gambling on straightaway, breather, or cornerIt’s ok
>>558700550I volunteer for the raunchy depraved sex part
Thoughts?
Next thread will be better.
>>558700508brian needs 1st regardless of hard mode
>>558700508she always require first in tennosprong
>>558699748They are very powerful, even Golshi is week to them…
>>558700508It starts with one thing
>>558700606Next Tama will be naked
>>558700584If you procced your early-race accels, you'll be alone at the front before it procs.
>>558700597yanko sexo
>>558700486MANT never got any updates over its entire existence other than the option to buy the entire shop all at once and the stat cap, while both URA and Aoharu got new events, with the later having new teams being added even to this day you're gonna get it raw and like it
Are you ready for Saturday, /uma/?
>>558700625>>558700643>>558700676Ohhhhh noooooo... Creek's friend gauge isn't even maxed... Looks like my maiden bancho run is ending early.
>>558700797What happens that day? Club merge?
>>558700857Pick late and pray
>>558700486>p2w qol updateqrd?
>>558700797I'm more of a Sunday kind of guy.
>>558700857enjoy losing 3 clocks
>>558700597Nepobabies are hot
>>558700597I HATE INDUSTRY PLANTSI STILL LOVE YANKO
sex with this nepo baby
>>558700597i want to fuck this nepobaby
>>558699041that's our wedding rings she's wearing
>>558700597Yanko umanko
>>558700597sex with maruzensky forma de young
>>558700173not always
It's been almost a week, fuck off already you fucking JPniggers
>>558700597sexo
>>558700597They probably thought her design is unique but it only came off as another generic design
>>558699292lmao no that stam is way too low for a front let alone fucking runaway
>>558701245Fatso is hungry for everything, especially ass.
>>558701245they call her ass wonder for a reason
>>558700597The only nepobaby I approve, as she's quite competent too.
>>558701245
>>558700920>>558700994>>558700857I'll make a note that amout is enough at late
>Make room match scrim for dirt>It's all perfectly rolled 14k umasSo globalturds are all botting niggers now? Even the fags whose only single SSR was Kitasan had perfect stat rounded up, something only Sweepy can get away withWhat a boring competition if I wanted to race against NPCs I'd just do that
>>558700736>>558701082>>558701163Why is she called "yanko"? I don't get it.
At least post a non sloppa if you're going to pornpost
>>558701460eyebrows too small
Based porn poster
>>558701460
>>558701352Your bot needs fixes in its image recognition
>>558689325Card?
No no keep posting slop, that'll show 'em
>>558701506It's a nickname from her trainer.フォーエバーヤング Fo Eba YanguYanguYan And then add Ko (child) after, makes it Yanko
>>558701505moron unity has been out for almost 4 monthseveryone has had time to get good S rank dirts
>>558700597cute and cool!
now post urara
>>558701607Better than the jp posting faggots
>>558701423Oh thanks Creek THANKS! Just what I need AFTER the long race is done. Even when she's not in the race Creek tries to foil you.
>>558701245wtf is asswonder doing
>>558701506Ebayan is more of a fan nickname which is fine but Yanko is the nickname her trainer Yahagi calls her irl so they went with that for uma
>>558700894>>558700938The movie you nitwits
>>558700797I don't have an ad ready, so no>>558701505Don't call me a botter because of your lack of skill
Any bros here?
>>558701669
>>558701745*rapes you*
Yanko manko
>>558701631>t. sweepy nigger
Anyone has a text clean version of the MANT logo?
>>558701708
Uh oh melty
>>558701669What would be her reaction if you cummed on the puppet?
>>558701460me on the left
>>558701669SEX
>>558701827What, like you want just the star symbol and no text?
Fuck you why did I get a boner?
based anti jannie melty
>>558700797uhh Aniclover is on Saturday ...
>>558701745That's a burger only event, not very global of them
>>558701772No only bwos
>>558701814that's a long tongue
>>558701973It's in Canada too
>>558701460Late May
>>558701505Sweepy can't create an ace it doesn't have the ability to do so
>>558701880Yes, gonna use it for some club advertisement but I'm too stupid for Photoshop and AI is too dumb
>nigger posting stops>melty startsnoticed
>>558702069
Yeah not a good time to be here, I'll be back later
>>558701991Damn...
>>558702069for you
>Every time goldshit restricts her training it's on a speed friendship bubble burstThis fucking bitch bros...
>>558701745Wish I could go watch it but I'm a filthy europoor.
>>558702172>>558701827nigger, it's fucking geometry
>>558702426Shakur pls
>>558702426Gentil Donna sex.
>>558702426Kingu
>>558702270
>>558702426tacto
>>558702426Bakushin
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
>>558702426Finemo
>>558701827Just for you anon. You owe me $0.271 btw
>sloppa>anons requesting more sloppa>nigguma discussions>sweepyNice thread fags and you wonder why anons are leaving or migrating to /v/ma
>>558702819>Mentioning /v/mawhat a fucking nigger
>>558700857wow what a nice body, I sure hope her face isn't UGLY or anything
>>558702819>Late Feb 2026>still crying about AI
In a few weeks I will have mummy creek
>>558702819>guy posts porn in response to /pol/ retards shitting up the thread>gets taken out by gay jannies>/pol/ shit stays upI'm with the underdog on this one
>>558702819Typical latinx post/v/ is mostly latinx after all
>>558702602based
umarapesume
>>558702920But Brian is pretty wdym
>>558703092umagrok is this true
>>558703284Yeah, pretty ugly
>>558702602me on the right
we know all umas rape their trainer but which umas would prefer to be raped
>>558702816Many thanks anon, hopefully it won't take me awhile to cook something up.
>>558702819>/v/maIt's /u/m/a, actually.
>>558702819>last thread was nigguma spam after /v/iggers got deleted by jannies againHmmmmm I'm nyooooooooooticing
>>558703516>which umas would prefer to be rapedDoto
Just post yuri
>>558703516Digitan and Seiun Sky (she is to lazy to rape or have sex in general)
>>558703516They're female, so all of them
>>558703736Say please
>>558703284yeah what >>558703349 said, she's pretty lame
They're just friends
>>558703930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h60BfMEu6w
>>558703736Stop ban evading schizo
an easy win for ryan
>>558703516
should I jerk off before or after going to watch Boane in theaters? showing is in 2 hours
>>558704315during
>>558704112Dude, I’m gonna get a boner if I do
I got hanukah orguri and she opened with the shittest run known to man in a while
>>558704315im going tomorrowif this post is a 7 jerk off at the theater, if its 1-4 jerk off before, if its 5,6, or 8-0 then afterwards
>>558701745For some reason despite living in La, the nearest theater that is playing it is an hour away.I already saw it in an auditorium at anime expo a bunch of die hard fans anyway, so I'm good.
>>558704315I need Bourbon to crank my hog
>>558704248>>558704265stop abusing my brown wife
>>558704315Why not during?
>>558704315sex with everyone but especially Maruzen
>>558704527Orders Executed: Wife Bullied
>>558704248>>558704265Did these arrive todayI forgot these existed
>>558704618they arrived 7 minutes ago
>mile C>still wonheh
>I'm posting in a thread with people that attend anime conventions
>>558704707That's a lot of words for >failed normalfaggots
>>558704707imagine the smell
i want to put the entirety of one neicha's ears into my mouth
>groundwork >mile SOn a completely dogshit run. I fucking hate this game so much.
>borrow falco for gw>get gw from sparks THRICE>end up with witlet taikifuck my stupid chud life
>>558704707He plays a Japanese girl collector game and posts about it on a clone of a Japanese website
>>558704816Of Jordan’s Umako
I'm going to eat my 2nd bowl of paldo bowl noodle spicy chicken soup, wish me luck!
Give me dober pieces, I don't want this brown uma
>>558704907And once I step outside, nobody is even aware that a master otaku walks among them. Because I hide my power level.
>>558705030don't die bro
i'm kinda starting to really like nakayama festa bwos... i think i might have to roooll for the Nobuyuki Fukumoto horse
I believe.
Reminder that Tracen is for young umas to find their future husbands
>>558705090It only takes one scout
>>558705030Buy an ad
>>558704707I went to Comiket twice, do you hate that too?
>>558705252That's even worse dude...
>>558704707I never went to one but I'd imagine that they would be full of vtuber fans and mihomos now.
tomorrow i'll be going out to watch boane, i'll have dinner with my friends and then we'll all go watch the movieand i'll be decked out in my ryan merch the whole time. i dont give a fuck that i'll look like an autistic weeb, i'll be having fun
>>558704976>umakoyeah I think Jordan's children would smell nice
Is this the first legends race that off-CM?
>>558704976damn stinky gyaru...
toesen toes
>>558705305Extreme normalfag detected
>>558705372Jordan's umako's umanko
My oshis racing against each other...
Please do not post my wife while saying that...
Didn't realize I hadn't gotten this yet. The run wasn't that great either. Pretty good end to the maiden Brian run.
>>558705030I like this.post your favorite Uma and what you're eating right now>Tachyon>red girl scout cookies
>>558705372Get the fuck away from my daughters
i love her tits
>>558705492>post your favorite Uma and what you're eating right nowRice showermisery and loneliness
>>558705151this seems more like ntr
>>558705252yesI hate all richfags
Very important question: do you have your 4 home Umas wearing a uniform or their racewear?
Mambo is a villain?
>>558705492ryandrinking lemonade
>>558705492manhattan cafered bull
>>558705657Imagine losing to MamboI've seen fuku lose to mambo in the kicker sho sometimes :(
>>558705492Tachyonmy own semen
>>558705656random everything including umas because i like being surprised and get bored easily
>>558705492>Suzuka>Milk with Cocoa
>>558705492MatikanefukukitaruThe skin on my lower lip
>>558705656I wish there was an option to fix the random ones to their racewear because I despise the 2* outfit.
>>558705656i have random except main screen and on winter uniform i would use random costume if i could exclude the anniversary ones which give them generic bodies
>>558705492Maruzenhomemade Pizza
>>558705492Agnes TachyonAfter toking up I smashed some chips with ground beef, Cheetos, and a bunch of cheese and Nutella on bread.
Did they add more voice lines to Taz for the shop?
you retardsyou don't eat liquids
>>558705492tokai teiocostco pepperoni pizza, hot dog, and 2 double chunk chocolate cookies
>>558705995Yeah
>>558706092Now that's a good meal
>>558706092The question was what you're eating right now not what you eat in a day silly
>>558706012
Only losers watch anime movies at the cinema in the western worldDoing it here in Japan is acceptable and giga chad likeSo I don't see why would anyone in the west would go through that humiliation ritual
>Brian moved all the way to the outside after ulting just to block Hishiama
>>558706182boing
>>558704707>I'm posting in a thread with people who never leave their house and post on 4chan
>>558706092I believe it
>>558706208teeth
shut up
>>558705492teioa bucket of lard
>>558706208but im going on a date with my wife to the movies, how is that loser behavior...
>>558706154
>>558706182Is there an oyako/shimaidon equivalent of an aunt/niece pair
We're still on secret club shit? We have like people that work for the president posting here
>>558706243I went to work today...
>>558706243Problem, normalfag?
I'm getting sick my throat is sore i want to dieumamusume
>>558706170Gold Cutie earned her 3*and by earned I mean through her hard work so don't get any weird ideas
I hope shakurfag will warn us when the war with iran is about to start
>>558706208>Only losers watch anime movies at the cinema in the western worldWe're not in the early 2000s anon...
>>558706518
>>558706591>We're not in the early 2000s anon...Yeah we are. We aren't even a third of the way through.
>>558705995She even mentions when you buy out the whole shop
I was getting ramen for lunch today and the waiter commented that he sees me here a lot and started making conversation with me
ate the poster below me
>>558706703you got what you deserved for going to the same place so often
>>558706635I've never had sex without paying for itumamusume pretty derby by cygamesu
>>558706012what about soup, huh?
>>558704707I stopped around 6-7 (hehe 67) years ago because they were basically nothing but vendors reselling stuff I can easily find of mercari at half price and every con was the exact same
>>558706703>local mcdicks recognized my voice and rang up my order before I said anything
>>55870691467 years ago????? GRAND DAD?????? WHY ARE YOU ON LE 4CHINZ??
>>558706703That happened to me at the Papa Johns across the street from me. I apparently had a unique enough order the guy started remembering and talking to me. Last time I went to that place.
>>558706703I had a place where I would go to and order the same shit every day and they basically knew what I wanted to order when I walked in. They were nice people though. Was embarrassing at first but it's really not a big deal.
>>558705492Narita TaishinCrystal light fruit punchHad tacos for lunch
>>558706208I never cared and will not begin to careEN dub however
Pick one.
>>558706914can you get cygames to rerun plushies
>>558706703there's nothing wrong with thisunless his nickname for you is "family john" because you always order family sized meals for yourself
>>558707062Good selection of umasDobah
>>558707062All of these choices are bad to me
>>558706909I'm going to beat the soup out of you
>>558706243tourist
>>558707016>papa johnsbbro that shit is nasty, and this is from someone who eats dominos and pizza hut.
>>558707062natie easy choice
>>558707062the one with the maestros
>>558707062wife groove peropero
>haven't gotten a single dirt spark inspiration in 10 runs for Bourbon with 16* dirt sparks
>>558706703I used to go to a pizza joint after school and I had the nickname "Gordo" because I'd go there everyday and get a slice and an appetizer. I didn't know what it was until a few years after I moved away from it.
>>558705492fuck off dataminer
Well, what's your excuse?
>>558707062
>>558707185I had Dominos on Tuesday. It was just garlicky bread, hardly any cheeseAlmost reminds me of Caesar's
My divinations say YOU SUCK
>>558707385I'm a loser
>>558693279Development for who? Pokke?
Oh shit cracked 700k again
>>558707349they wouldn't call you that for just a daily slice and appetizer be hognest
>>558705151do NOT
>>558705656Their casual
>>558707385She should grind her tiny body on my dick
>>558707385How many plats does Taishin have?
Nothing wrong with anime conventions
>>558705656I like the uniforms so all of them wear them.
>>558707518You should've seen the way I eat
>>558707385>damn bro you have 2k hours on that game?>you must be pretty good at it!
>>558706012gold city bukkake
>>558707627first based JP poster
>>558707617>denying umas their CANONICAL source of power that defies fate: loveNo wonder she's a jobber
>>558707786Yeah if you're a normalfaggotThe door is that way btw
>>558707786They’re scary
>>558691391aahaaaahaahahaha what the fuck is this shit????
>>558707842>tfw i gaze upon my 7.7k hours played and still haven't cleared the endgame bosses
umanus
>>558707617>loses
>>558691391She looks like she'd work in HR
I only went to an anime convention like 12 years ago when I was 14 and my only memories are the fat Rikka Takanashi cosplayers and the dude serving ramen dressed up as Accelerator. too bad that world is dead now, if this thread wasn't full of boomers they wouldn't even recognize those characters
>>558708047buhi cant even fit thru the door no wonder they won't step out
>>558689120
>>558707185nta but I rotate between the three every time I order pizza
>>558707385My colleague spooked when he saw my A3 TT ranking
>>558705492palmerquiche (crab, kale and cheddar)
>>558708323
>>558707617the angry face of Sei-chan always gets me
>>558707617Bitter Glasse and Little Cocon raped her after this
>>558707435pizza that sucks in a good way:>pizza hut>little caesarspizza that sucks in a bad way: >dominospizza that's just kind of fucked up and dusty but not bad it's just not great>papa johns
>>558707385I want to finger taishin's exposed belly button
>>558707617She has a point
>>558707786It's only bad to go to a convention if you're fat or you stink. Otherwise it's fine
>>558708635papa johns is the only one that still has anchovies for toppings so i like them
>>558708647>want to have fun with the other two>she forces you stay with her doing nothing
>>558708458dangerously french
>>558708647She is way flatter than that, the woman is a cutting board.Tickezo however is actually that busty under her jacket.
>>558708776...did you drug it
>>558708717i'm shocked that any national chain still has them. people don't even make jokes about anchovy pizzas anymore.
>>558708776I hope she spit in it
>suzuka's career is piss easy and she has a repeatable +20 speed and mood up eventGod damn no wonder people are able to spam her career for dirt A
>>558708537
>>558708635pizza that sucks>pizza hut>little caesars>dominos>papa johnsjust make your own bwo it's not hard
>>558708689more than half of /uma/ is fat or smelly or both
I am going to use Bakushin O and Ryan in Aquarius. To minimize hassle I'm making the third a Taiki
>>558709087Costco pizza used to be better but it's still good
>>558708976I want Suzuka's piss...
>>558709017Skipped her banner, no regrets
>>558709160got rid of combo...
>>558709017I unlocked both of these two by accident a long while ago and I have yet to train either of them.
>>558708776>no milksigh
>>558709249That and they're also flaking on the amount of cheese on their pizzas. But again, still decent for a pizza
>>558709087Not him but I made my own pizzas for a while and it's amazing that $25 can make your won pizza multiple times. Ever since that, I don't feel good having pizza anywhere else because I noticed the quality go down in recent years, only 2 places near me still rape. Also fuck the prep
>>558706703I've noticed that people have started becoming afraid of this happening. Genuinely what's wrong with this?Like in older media, you see folks that often visit the same diner often and the cook goes "Hey yo Johnny, the usual right?" and I always thought it'd be cool to become a regular to the point that they know what you want as soon as you walk through the door.
>>558709119taiki slut is a team by herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96zmiuA8dc
>>558708006
>>558709594>not Taiki SluttleCome on man, this isn't hard
>>558708891>>558708962
>>558709452you don't use the word rape like that
>>558707617isn't this a Demon Slayer manga panel?
>>558709464it doesn't feel as good as it looks because it just means you're spending too much money on unhealthy food way too often. also, everyone here is an autist who loves anonymity.
>>558709087>>558709452i tried making my own pizza and i guess i just suck because it was not good
>>558709742wdym"people" say nonsensical stuff like this place fucks. why can't you say a place rapes
>>558709464Capitalist alienation leads to degradation of social skills due to systemic pressures leading to ppl becoming more focused on transactional interactions or personal survival rather than community-building
>>558709464People don't like the recognition and tend to overthink this kind of shit. Like "they must be laughing at me because I'm here so often no wife to cook for me or I'm just a bad cook myself with no friends" kind of shit. Also scared to get their takeout because they're afraid to say no to the tip
>>558709452I'm yurobean so I'm not sure about US prices but here it's dirtcheap>dough ingredients for 8 pizzas are less than 1€>marinara probably around 2-3>homemade mozarella maybe 2>basil might as well be freenow if you want special toppings they might cost some but it's still going to be a fraction of what ordering costs except it's also peak
>>558710050The only proper use of that, is if the place gives you food poisining
>>558710050you are just obsessed with rape
>>558709641Ugly Umas
I'm banging your daughter.
>>558709464fat fucks feel called outnormal people dont have a problem with this
>>558710068That's a lot of buzzwords and I unfortunately do not comprehend
>>558710185It's fine, I already got enough of herOur daughter is off limits though
>>558709464Eating out is generally unhealthy and the waitstaff recognizing you is a sign that you're doing it a lot and therefore forces you to confront the fact that you've fallen into unhealthy habits.
>>558710185That's not my daughter.
>>558709742Would it be appropriate for me to rape you then?
>>558710185>aislop
>>558710185not if I do first haha
>>558710324I'm not a white woman so I'm not too keen of being raped by dogs
There was an accident
Not sure what the difficulty of this will end up being.https://jiggie.fun/tryinghardhttps://jiggie.fun/tryinghard
>>558710468nobody brought that up anon...
No one talks about Neo Universe's ass when you see it from under like Bourbon's
>>558710468You are still getting raped, shame
>>558710592
>>558705492Kawakami PrincessI haven't eaten in 12 hours, there's too much work today...
>>558710625
>>558709825took me a lot of trial and error to get it rightfor me it was forgoing normal yeast with dry yeast and using a specific type of flourusing a pan to prebake the bottom and then finish in the oven under a broiler to simulate a stone ovengetting the sauce right is also deceptively hard and depends on the quality of tomatoes you go forcheese is quite annoying since normal store bought mozarella is quite awful, but atleast here in yurop cheese culture is quite big so you can find good alternativesumamusumi
Why does Oguri keep getting bullied by niggers? I thought she was Cap (as in peak) not (as in fake)...
>>558689325What did Bono meant by this?
>>558710642Flat
What the fuck thats so cute
>>558705492RaisuCostco Pizza
>>558710185Too many burgers
>>558710543Personally I would edit out the ring reflections and the navel dent and give her a less blandly smug facial expression, maybe something suggesting a bit of backstory other than "I came into existence to practice generic femdom on you and have no other purpose"
>>558709825I just looked at 2 youtube videos and it went well, adjusted it slightly though
>>558710250nta but it's not buzzwords and he is sadly completely rightalso diners used to be cheap so eating out wasn't a conscious decision, just something you did
>>558710808Black Umas are racists
>>558710847such a shame Brian turned out to be like THAT when she aged
>>558709241>>558709376
>>558710994Keep yapping and I'll forcibly tongue-molest your mouth
>>558690889What about black studs?
>>558709641Beautiful Umas
Who is the most evil uma?
>>558694170someone should make a patch for this
>>558711105>cuckshitNeck yourself
Big Ardan
>>558711161
since last update my client gets stuck on loading screen
Imagine disliking 2D black queens. Imagine being so much of a normalcattle tourist you can't separate reality from 2D.
wtf why is the Legend race Turf??? I used my CM Falcon and got fucked. Fuck this cancer game
>>558709464Well the current culture is based on always finding new places to go to rather than doing the same thing day in, day out. This has to do with transportation options but also the diversity in things to do. During the time period of old media, all restaurants served basically the same thing. Now you can go out and eat food from different countries and cultures but even within those there can be diversity in food preparation/presentation. There can be a dozen burger joints which differentiate on where their cows come from, how much spice they use, cooking method, etc etc.So if you always go to the same place, you appear 'boring'.
Post your MANT ready cards, also what's that site that shows your total RB?
Why are there so many AI slop jeets here today?
>>558709825Cooking is a science. Not following procedure exactly as described (by someone who knows what they're doing) can and usually will give you shit results. Give it another go after watching a decent youtube tutorial. Joshua Weissman is probably one of the more accessible youtubers, just off the top of my head. I personally started with Chainbaker. Take the bakepill.
>>558711317>blackShe's brown
>>558711317I agree. Don't love the pictures of the alleged new brown girls, but for me it's just the cornrows and braids that look a bit bad. Anyway that wouldn't be the worst hairdo to appear in this game
>>558706914Yeah I don't buy much of anything at cons. Its all jacked up or trend follower artist slop. I go to cons to hang with my friends, and to be in an environment where I don't HAVE to hide my power level. It's refreshing to say obscure memes and have random guy behind me basedface because he gets the reference.I still buy most of my stuff direct from japan. Even after shipping it's less than con markup.
I want to play crane game everyday. Its therapeutic.>>558711475Jacinthe's actual skin color is dark as fuck, artists (rightfully) make her less black on a regular basis
>>558711370your preschool level addition bwo?
Who besides Doto would be SS?
>>558709464I'm reading all of these response and it just sounds like pure autismYou're a grown ass man; get your order, eat it, and go home.
>>558709825Just slap some seasoning and garlic on the crust and use medium tier salsa (not the canned stuff). Some Italian seasoning goes a really far.
>>558711546Still better than dreads
>>558711604at some point, they add it to the lobby so you can play it however much you want to
>Joshua Weissman
>>558711642That site shows more than that
>>558711475If you wanted me to post more you could have just said so.>>558711604Pleb take.
>>558711604>Jacinthe>Woke pokemon
>>558711724This is marvelous news
I'm getting groundwork inspiration every run but I still brick in other ways.
Danchou our rank is falling, my carats are in danger.
>>558710050a while ago as an evolution of the "x fucks" vernacular my friend group chat started describing everything as "rapes children" like "that guy is a baby rapist" or "this sandwich really fucks kids"the humor was the fact that it was ambiguous whether that was supposed to be a good thing or a bad thingwe had to stop because someone saw and did not find it as funny as we did
>>558711914You're a king. Demand tribute from cat-eyed umamusume and the others
>>558711789I dunno what site you're talking about desu. Only sites I know about that show info about umas are Gametora, which you posted and uma.guide
>uhhh did you know if you spend $150 on ingredients and 4 hours cooking, you can make a burger that's better than a big mac
>>558711880>groundwork when not running fronts so always>spurt when not running end>finemo gives speed star when not running pace>nature and dober finish their chains when not running lates>S when parent runs
>>558705492Fukukitaru.A quart of water mixed with creatine.
>>558711880wait until you unbrick but then stop getting inspirations
>>558711962similar thing happened to met. bill gates
rooms doko
>>558712276I don't even have a 2nd and 3rd ace made yet
>>558711403does this image represent anything from horse lore or did the artist just think it would be a cute idea
>>558712350iirc it has to do with Stego's in game career
>>558712350Play the game nigga
>>558706703>ramen placethis is comfy though. it's one thing if you're that special week poster who ordered an entire family's worth of food at once, but having the ramen chef hit you with your very own IRRAISHIMASU when you enter the place and start cooking your usual is based.
>>558712158No yuri
The time has come
>>558712493>trainers are predators Anyway...
>>558712521hmmmm... nyo... rape yourself, nigger
>>558712493
>>558712627YOU LITTLE
>>558712726KWAB
>>558707062dober
>>558712726Get fucked
>>558712158And then Palmer wakes up
I don't understand. Can someone tell me what Ardan's secret is???
I, too, make pour over coffee with a v60, Ayabe-san. Please love me.
>>558712493Admire Vega is the Sasuke of Umamusume
>>558712484I have done suzuka's career 171 times and never seen Stay Gold mentioned, what do you mean?
>>558712823the L-word
>>558712672SHIT that's cutebut my heart doesn't waver. Iinchou is cuter.
>>558712823you know...
I want laisu to hold me and tell me that im doing a good job
>>558712940You've done nothing wrong sis. Stay gold fag is just the biggest sperg we have here.
>>558712119Is the quarter pounder at Maccas actually that good? Its the only menu item I've seen people praise. I haven't bought anything except for frappes there for an entire decade.
>>558712823She's a femcel
>>558713025I want to do bad things to raisu.
>>558712975
>>558713025This but she gives me a kiss on the cheek after saying it
kek
>>558713204I don't get it
>>558713087i wouldn't know, we don't have it here and everything they serve is slop
>>558712940>EoP globalbabYeah makes sense you haven't seen it
THIS HAS TO BE IT
Will cygames ever add Ogurin's Next Frontier vocals? Do they ever add vocals to existing umas?
>>558713543she looks pregnant
PANCAKEEE TABETAAII!
>>558713470perish
>>558713087I like the Big Tasty with bacon
>>558713643Yeah I made sure of it
>>558713695I'm listening
Umamusume is dead
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO DAMN MUCHthe worst part i still need 14 darby sashes to uncap her to lv5FUCKTHISTRANNYGAMEshe cant win
>>558713750she looks happy
558713798if i wanted to read the dogshit idiocy on twitter i'd be theredon't repeat retardation just for (you)s
>>558713470>no fast learnerpipe down lil bro.
>>558713695>Gorilla >fake tits
Bourbon metafags deserve suffering.
What can be improved?
>>558713695AWOOGA MOMMY
>>558713025I want to hold Rice tight and tell her how much I love her.
>>558713695ok, maybe Gentildonna is ok
>>558713543>Do they ever add vocals to existing umas?yes
>>558713798Uma in America expansion was a mistake
>>558713025Are there any notable picture books for grown ups out there?I'm not much of a reader, but all of the books I've ever read only have maybe a handful of illustrations at best, usually to start off a chapter or section.I want to see a fantasy novel where like every ~5 pages there's a painting of the scene. Like you read and imagine it in your head then see the author's depiction, so the whole book is a fun exercise in seeing the picture and noticing all the things you just read about.Visual novels "don't count". Same for joke books like "go the fuck to sleep" even if it is great.
>>558713087this nigga an aussie
What the fuck did they do in JP?
>>558713810rice villain is a cheater
>>558713810
>>558713695AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>558714005>wokeslop
>>558713798I hope the japs mald out and cygames has to do naked dogeza for this
>>558714063imagine not being able to visualise the apple
>>558713452anon this is the global thread...
>>558714154>>558714121HEEL
This game makes me want to ride a horse
>>558713798>nigguma spam again>right after all the /v/ermin uma threads got deletedI'm Nyooticing
>>558713984Where's Aoi?Borrow Maitanekakefukukitaru.Might as well all in
aaaaaaaa murder the annoying /pol/tartds already theyre worse than the schizo spamming about spoiler
Where can I see the list of songs an Uma has her own vocals for?>>558713810Post her stats?Also check all the various shops. Pretty sure you can buy Derby sashes in one of them. Also, the fact that you don't have infinite Derby sashes tells me that you are a new fag and it's literally not the game, it's you.
>>558713470Nevermind lol
>>558713798The game is already basically dead based on player count in global so luckily I can blame this on niggers
Was Tickezo based the entire time?thanks fast learner
>>558709658i'll fix for next version
>>558714363>/v/ma hate black and brown umasBased and redpilled
>>558713798what would drive someone to make a screenshot compilation of random twitter users raging about content that global players wont see for 5 yearsnormally im all for people being autistic and obsessive about stupid pointless shit but this is a level beyond even what i can understand
>>558714258I can visualize the Apple in HD, rotate it, invert it four-dimensionally, make it grow a mouth and talk with sound, All at reasonable FPS.My imagination is stellar. I want to see how the author imagines it though and compare against how I imagined it.
>>558714363/v/niggers can't help themselves, they defintely deserve jannies shitting on them
>>558713798>all westoid complaints from literal whos>most of JP palyers think the black Umas are cute and adorable lol
>>558713798All anons that are malding about black umas are chinks that also play chink games
>>558714543Fuck off
>>558714395>based on player count in globalwhat do you mean? i thought this game was popular?
>>558708776GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Uh Oh JP divegrass meltyyy>>558714547>All at reasonable FPS.THE BRAIN CAN'T THINK BEYOND 12 FPS!!!>>558714660 >>558708776Based
>>558714393>losing to Bakushin and Super Creek End your Career, right now.
>>558714660
what are her crimes?
>>558713695they drew her nose ugly and her mouth weird. this is NOT my donna.
>>558714224The official mob umamusume account approved the new black umas, the only one complaining are the overseas fans.
>>558714659Global has 42k players on Class 6 pre-UnityGlobal has 35k players on Class 6 pre-MANTJapan has 104k players on Class 6 pre-MANTJapan has 60k players on Class 6 right now
>>558714610>most of JP palyers think the black Umas are cute and adorableCitation needed
>>558714701>>558714824
>>558712778>>558712794Just according to keikaku
>>558714370What do I swap for Aoi?
>>558714659trending down with possibly the worst scenario in the game's history coming up I have no idea how they make players come back at this point once you drop a gacha its pretty much over
I like gentilcreature
>>558714820She raped Bourbon, McQueen, and her trainer
>>558714820existing
>SEA hours>numberfaggotrygets the noggin joggin
>>558714938>Steam
>>558714574>>558714363yeah I genuinely don't understand how people can use /v/ in 2026. I went over there a few times because people kept talking up the /v/ma thread but the board is like 75% polslop or thinly veiled porn threads mixed in with a few desperate people trying to discuss some random new game. Then if you do actually open a thread one of the first 5 replies is someone calling the op a tranny. It's unbelievably tiresome, those posts have to be bots right?
LOOK AT THIS, IT'S A CUTE IMAGE OF A FUTURE UMA THAT WILL COME TO GLOBAL! UHH SPOILER UHH MELTYGod I adore how weak this /pol/tard is
>>558714938relax, the bubble may have burst but we still have a lot of players (mobage remember)
Air Shakur waiting room
>>558715128No you don't
>>558714840That's actually ridiculously impressive for the global server to have 1/3 of what Japan had at the same time.Fgo NA has always made like 1/10 of what JP makes. Earnings =/= players but it's gotta be at least vaguely indicative.
>>558715186I'll join when I'm out of the Breakdancer Sky and Nishino Flower waiting rooms
>>558715113yes the publicly published player count that accurately predicts if triple A games are flops are massive successes THAT steam
>>558714925Vodka. If you're running a meme deck then might as well make it super memey.
Do I even need mummy?
>>558715201yeah what i get from that is global is healthy
>numberfaggotryit's truly over, isn't it
The softest
>>558714701>>558714914the creature... fusu fusu...
>>558715125I find that to be in the minority, the actual problem with /v/ is you can't like things, the worst aspects of every game has to be exaggerated to hell and back, and the result is the threads that aren't like that turn into hugboxes because it can only exist in extremes.
>>558715128Buff women don't belong in global
>>558715410its so cute and pettable
>>558715201>/fgo/tts keep winninghow
>>558715201So being above 1/10 is already considered a success? Oh man having only 6k players seems impossible haha...
>>558715298I play every day and I do it on my phone
I'm actually genuinely going to miss this. Not the auto parent farming, but this.
>>558715125So it's just like /vg/ but with less schizos spamming scat?
>>558715410soul creature>>558715483slop creature
>>558715303What makes it a meme deck? PAL cards are good.
>>558715549I've yet to figure out what that function even does, or what it's for, besides wasting your money(in the long run).
>>558715410i want more fususi want to see an orfevre one
>>558715603What if you ran 6 pal cards?
>>558715649>inheritreroll.webm>two things next to each othertook me like 10s to figure out
>>558707062Super Creek my wife
>>558715706
>>558715706>>558715731I don't into parent making, so I honestly had no idea what the fuck to look for. All I see is funny runes and shit stats.
>>558715892I'm sorry for fusuposting so much. it's just so cute. I like it a lot.
>>558710585Complete
>>558715892holy based
>>558715479pipe down, boy
>>558715290>what if gentil creature were an umai don't think the design translates very well, probably wouldn't work
>>558715843Sometimes I wonder if you niggas actually play the game
NOOO MY IMAGE POST YOU FUCKERS
might build a gunpla tonight. I saw they made some umamusume gunplas. has anyone built one? are they fun builds?
>>558715981make a lot of moving image and you have to wait for the detail to come around to match it up
>>558716202>>558716202>>558716202
make a new thread you fucks i need to insult you with pictures
>>558716006>ugly tomboy>shit starter
>>558711105I wish I was black...
>>558714820Being too sweet.Being too cute and adorable.175 instances of vehicular manslaughter.Tax Evasion.
>>558714120Heh, nothing personnel kid
>>558715461yeah that exact issue is what makes me think /v/ is just botted to hell and back. Although there's been proof of people intentionally astroturfing the board to talk shit about specific games so who knows. It's just bad. At least here I can talk about liking uma and people actually engage with my thoughts, over there you just get called a tranny if you actually like videogames.>>558715573>schizos spamming scatI have literally never seen that here.
>>558715125They really need to put "troon" and "tranny" in a global word filter at this point.
>>558676604https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VsVowuxIZ0w
