Oshaune Edition>Previous>>558760052>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Feb 27 UDIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
force joel to poo in loo
>>558833480
>>558833653>join indian planetSAARS DO THE NEEDFUL ON OSHAUNE
I yearn for a hive lord world that isn't fucking burrowers. The burrowing isn't even the issue, it's the fucking invisible hitboxes they love leaving behind.
behead udit
>>5588298573/4, anon left.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241202131202/76561198120804312
>>558833862i yearn for cunny
Anybody else listen to ero asmr while they play helldivers? or is it just me...
TRVKE
Imagine the following:>Squadron system that lets you form clans, which helps facilitate easier matchmaking>clans can choose a home planet to base out of, size of the planet limits the size and number of clans that can call it home>clan members can donate samples, requisition slips, medals to upgrade their home planet and get perks while fighting on said planet>for instance, operations completed on the home planet have an increased operational impact, like 10 or 15 times more than randoms so that they have an actual noticeable impact>they can gain access to various perks, like Resupply cooldown is reduced by 15 seconds, ammo and other supplies can be generated at POIs that normally don't have them, SEAF squadrons can spawn in open world and colony maps, etc.>clan investments also eventually result in the founding of Megacities on the surface, which gradually increase in size the more that is donated>losing a planet will downgrade and damage various investments, which will then require retaking the planet before being able to recover them
>>558833653
>>558834556How do you fight bugs and bots with a boner? Get your head in the game, anon.
>you now remember
>>558833653heh
>>558833653>whatever swigger
>>558834556anon the conflicting stimuli cancel each other out, leaving you with a net loss in satisfaction. Anyway, see https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01188996.html
>>558834556they removed all the good ones from soundgasm so my dives have been suffering lately
>decide to help out the MO for once>do a D6 solo>get raped by three dragonroachesbeing a MOnkey is such a humiliation ritual
>>558835934>they removed all the good ones from soundgasmReally? I stopped paying attention to it last year when the only one I liked randomly started doing cuck stuff. Fucking tasteless patreon paypigs ruin everything
heheh
hey AH faggots, show us a screenshot of scoured worlds
>>558836170Go to Ersatz on Gatria and keep edging the city
lobby doko
>>558837342no more lobbies, game is dead. DEAD.
>>558837595bugfags did this
>>558837647no, JEETS did this
>>558837680made for solo siloing
>>558837595Please don't post Fern itt I can't dive when I have a boner.
>>558833668sweaty leandiver tummy...
>>558837898im sorry anon wont happen again.
>>558833653>Swedes hive weaponBut enough about joel
>Joel was a jeet all alongA swede and a jeet? Horrifying.
>>558837985>>558837595why is she so.. BIG?
>>558837813Damn I didn't think of that I just went with another anon's suggestion of using the current duping glitch to get x16 gatlings. We only dropped with 12, and they seemed to work alright.
>>558838081Joel is someone else. Frontman isnt Joel. Frontman is the jeet
>>558838089same as orihime: B R E A D. its always bread
Anyone try the Borgs on Merga IV (aka jungle nightmare swamp shithole) yet?
>>558838246Jumped into a couple of missions and there were 0 Vox. It's shit.
Lobby dozo,Oshaune>OshauneOshaune>OshauneOshaune>Oshaunesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207910131/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207910131/76561197986229160
>>558833653>sorry retards bots always crashed
>>558834904What caused this glitch again? Shit was insanely fucking annoying.
>>5588384122/4>2/4JOIN
Mod Lobby No SC farming edition I don't know how to do that yetsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241208047181
Oh God... they've figured out how to add jiggle physics to the abdo mods...
>>558838412I just posted my own lobby, don't wait up for me.
>>558838412FVLL>FVLL
>>558838412fvll
>>558838635fuuuck im at work
>>5588386351/4 I think someone just crashed.>>558839205Negative! I'm sorry.
>>558838412>filledGrim... I swear my fucking game has a 50% chance of crashing when launching missions now. Fuck swiggers. Good luck bros
>SWEET LIBERTY! M'LEEEEG!!!"
>>5588386353/4
>>5588386353/4 it would be wise to join my lobby
>>558834231ggs
>>558838635FULL
I did not pay 40 dollars to get in your tank and shoot the dragon and worm with the tank cannon. I paid 40 dollars to shoot your tank's ass out and then laugh as you ragequit.
>>558840776you paid 40 dollars?
>>558840776
Two (2) drops on Oshaune. One of which was me carrying an egg mission and I'm already exhausted. It just isn't fucking fun.
>>558837680I am imagining the grenade spam when they get close.
>>558841501I want to flay the swigger who makes these ragdoll spams
What's with SEAF artillery asking for 5 rounds but only counting 4? Am I doing it wrong?
>>558840457brown tranny moment
sc status?
>>558838652you can't just say that and not post anything ANON
>>558837324this. We will need to liberate a planet soon.
>>558842846He's obviously lying, I'm not even going to bother checking.
>>558842846https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/10796This is purely for educational purposes. This link is here so you know what to avoid.
>>558837840what the fuck?
>>558841983help plz
>>558833480>>558639180I've improved my macro. Perfect alignment is now guaranteed, solving an issue where you could be just a little too far away to reach the sc, because your diver doesn't throw the stratagem in the exact same place every time. I've also added to the steps activating the "Zero Enemy Perception" cheat and a tip that the ideal maps for macroing have LZs on the edge of the map because the player being so close to the edge of the map (where patrols normally spawn) completely stops patrols from spawning.Here's version 2:https://pastebin.com/Dd4rXsq7>Set Up1. AutoHotkey v2 is required.2. Download the Helldivers 2 Stratagem AutoHotkey Macro from github.com/NicholasDJM/Helldivers-2-Stratagem-Macros or raw.githubusercontent.com/NicholasDJM/Helldivers-2-Stratagem-Macros/main/Helldivers%202%20Macros.ahk3. Place it alone in a folder,4. then place my .ahk macro script in that same folder; https://pastebin.com/Dd4rXsq75. Start the game and set up the cheat tables as those posts instructed (not included in this post).• 5.1 Also activate "Zero Enemy Perception | Disable Turret" in the "Features" group.6. Alt-tab out of the game and double-click MY macros .ahk file in the folder to start AutoHotkey and load this macro.7. Go back in-game and look straight down, then hold A or D for a second. This makes your aimpoint move up slightly to a consistent angle the macro is specifically made and designed for.• 7.1 NON-DEFORMABLE terrain is required! Such as at LZs.8. Press the h key to start the macro, press the escape key to stop it.More detailed instructions are readable inside my macro. Open it with any text editor.Instant infinite SC resupply cheats not included.Ignore and don't reply to shit/baitposters.Fuck swiggers.
>It's a "tank gunner doesn't know he can swap seats to throw stratagems/revive and shoot behind or around the tank when the main gun isn't in a position to fire at anything" episode.Why do the swedes continue to add knowledge checks into this game when it comes to cooperative play?
>>558841983sometimes it bugs out if you spam the interact key or maybe its just a desync issue, dw bout it vro
>>558844184Alright thanks. It's annoying because it happens really often
>>558841983There's a glitch where you can press E to load SEAF artillery but it won't actually load anything and break, rendering it uncompletable. The glitch is more likely to occur if you spam the interact button to load a shell into it. Is this what happened to you?
>>558844283I don't really spam the button to insert a shell but maybe I tried to do multiple shells too fast and it bugged or its lag/desync
>>558844072based, fuck sweden/india
>>558843059>it's real
>>558844939too stiff
how does one kill a hive lord
>>558844072giga brown
>>558845202Emancipator exoOrbital GatlingEagle strafing
>>558844939how many brain-eating amoebas do you need to acquire from drinking industrial runoff before this becomes attractive?
>>558845202100 C4
>>558838635Well I can't even join back without crashing again so I'm just gonna call it for tonight and reinstall the game completelyfucking swiggers
>>558845708Feels bad man.
Is there ANY way to search for specific mission types?
>>558845202The "standard" way is to focus AT fire on a single armor plate until it breaks (15k damage to crack, another 35k to break), then pour in AP3 fire on the exposed guts until it dies.
hmm, rupture strain seems to not be fun.
>>558846195that's because they're not
>>558844939The grandma saggers at 2 seconds are funny. It's janky but still cool modders figured that out. I bet other modders would be happy to reuse the technique for other body parts like hair and stuff.
>>558846195wdym? isnt it awesome how the enemy can just insta pop out and force u to heal and u cant do anything about it?
Our Timeless AdversaryNever Forget That, Diver!https://litter.catbox.moe/vnp2as.mp4
>>558843059I would like to also add some purely supplemental educational content for anons since the mod page doesn't have any video.
>>558846195Use gas or pay the stim tax.
>>558838652I see the technology has already spread across the globe. The Koreans have it now, too.
>>558846815>Those earsCute! Built for headpatting.
>>558846195Explosive is the Rapeture meta because it forces them to the surface if they're niggering underground. Plasma primaries like the Purifier or Scorcher not only pierce medium armor, but they also count as explosive and force them to surface.
>>558846590I have a couple cameos in this if you look carefully
>>558846456not long until we get fat bug saggers in the game nowfucking based
>>558846590svol
>>558846195I like diggers, they're a fun change of pace. Guys who complain about them are genuinely shit at videogames
>>558847227>The Terminds... have mutated.
>>558847334your opinion is wrong
>The pornsick coomers are bugdiversNot surprising at all
>>558847227anon I..
>>558846815you wouldn't happen to have the megalink to all the helldivers memes scraped off gooknet would you? I downloaded it but had to reformat due to a hard drive failure and now I no longer have fun illustrations to shill my lobbies with.
>>558847045explosive seems to be the everything meta.
Light, medium or heavy?
WHY DO THEY NEVER SPAWN FOR BOTS AND BUGS
>>558847981heavy with a mobility pack
>>558844072BASED
>>558847513>swiggers introduce a strain that requires you to slightly alter your play style to counter popup attacks or root up enemies >the player has many ways to respond to the threat including in nonsensical ways like gas>the player can use BS to block popup attacks>the player can even use a jeetpack or warppack to immediately leave the area >still guys complain about muh stim tax because they're too fucking stupid to do any of thisI remember the screeching when plebbitors dropped too. Narrowhead needs to make a baby version of the game as a containment zone so I am spared the incessant moaning.
>>558844072>>558844914>>558848127>Another episode of the cheattranny samefagging his own posts because nobody else gives a shit
I LOATHE these bug egg squashing missions.
>>558848197its because of them that I decided to bank all the SC I need for all the bonds available, just in case this becomes popularized
hiveworlds fucking suck
>>558848197haxgods are based, they do fun modded lobbies and enable the boys to gain infinite SC. I would only be slightly upset if they ruined the fun by trivializing the game in some way and I haven't encountered a single one that does this from /hdg/
>>558848307Great diary entry
>>558848083I would only play these for days if I could sometimes, the retsrded swigger code doesn't affect you as much om these as the other missions.Except on squids, defense is a nightmare on squids thanks to swigger code
>>558848373>>558848307See: >>558848197
>no lobbygayd10 lobbys choicesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241216714302/76561198085764721
>>5588484912/4join now or ur mum wont make tendies for you ever again
>>5588484913/4if you dont join you will forever be a gay nigger like the rest of /hdg/
>>558848491FVLLthe rest of you are in fact no tendies gay niggers forever
>>558848083Didn't they nerf these for bugs? The last time I did a d10 bug defense, there was maybe 1 charger active at a time
>>558847692My fan archive of Korean Forum Helldivers 2 emotes and more:https://mega.nz/folder/O740BRQB#BRPYXWbEwKKRTHHfXrzvtQAlso posting our drawnfrens own mega toohttps://mega.nz/folder/RzFkBLiI#Gk7W86ndTtoLa4G-uTdGrA
>>558849443pelican1 bugs always get a laugh out of me
>there are planets that are at 0.2% and 0.3% resistance>everybody goes to oshaunewhaddafucks wrong with these niggas...
>>558849947Bugtrannies gonna bug
>>558849425I know this feel.
>>558849947>play on generic planets or play on hive world cave kinoThe choice is pretty obvious if you're not a buck broken botroon
>aids strain>kinoCatnigger please...
>>558848190notice how your only defense of them revolves around their supposed "difficulty" and not their actual gameplay
>>558850297obsessed
>>558848190Sounds like arrowhead is really bad at making good difficulty
>>558849425brown tranny furry moment
>>558849652
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241219035075Is anyone up for a Tremors lobby on Oshaune? All digger bugs.
>>558849652i had another funny thing happen but forgot to save it, worm slammed the pelican onto a rock ledge we couldn't climb so 3 of us didn't extract
All melees should be secondary weapons.
>>558849947There’s so many encirclement chances on all 3 fronts and these niggas just refuse to do it and take the hive world bait
>>558851130Added to THE LIST
fellas it's been real, but I'm defecting to the botshttps://files.catbox.moe/ofteoi.mp4
>>558852234whats the point of the lubricant if its just gonna go to some crushers anyway
>>558852234hnng
>>558852234I guess we know what that hatch is on the robutt >>558833668
>>558852234You're pathetic.
>>558852389lubricant reduces wear in tight fitting parts that are constantly grinding as they squish together over and over
>>558852234mmmm sexuuu
Where were (You) when arrowhead revealed the Galactic War is just an izzat farm?
>>558854082in game, calling them swiggers
Stop trying to get me to fuck robots and bugs. Why is no one trying to get me to fuck squids
>>558854551>>558248036
>>558849425Thanks bud. Know that I will always appreciate you even if shitposters and normalfags wont.
>>558852234DEFECT
>>558854604Too hot.
>>558849652>>558851130
>>558850886By pointing out their weaknesses and counters I highlight the positives of the strain's gameplay. My argument is that their unique attacks and movement add to the game and anyone who believes otherwise is either simply retarded or mad because they're bad.
>stun lance. >widely considered the best melee in the game before the breaching hammer came out. >secondary weapon. >one true flag. >literally just a worse version of the stun lance.>is an actual reskin of the stun lance. >takes up support slot. >eight minute cooldown. did they bank on memes to convince people to get this warbond
>>558855035defective-ass bot
>>558855418Yes.
>>558855418pyro nade is kinda sick and the amendment is one of my top 5 primaries, the armor is decent fun on squids at least, where you might take a rounds reload gun and want to bash some voteless. I don't feel remorse with any of the 'bonds. One true flag is fun to take for a laugh on squids and maybe bugs imo. Squids you can really get by with mg sentry, 110 rocket pods (for tripods), and literally anything else. One of my fondest memories on squids was taking ABRL and the 1TF, just deleting drops and then getting back to waving.
Hawk tuah
>>558855418>>558855557There have been a million and one different ways that people have thought of to make it into something useful ranging from AOE buffs to something simple like it having heavy pen. But because swiggers care about """realism""" solely and only when it negatively affects the player, they will not allow any sort of 'space magic' buffs, because the flag boosting moral and making you fight better is unrealistic. btw cyborgs can boost bot moral and make them fight better because realism for thee, but not for me. >>558855823Putting a haha funny joke weapon at the end of a 10 dollar warbond is retarded.
>>558855412by pointing out their weaknesses you demonstrate that they can be defeated, not that there is any enjoyment in doing so. you desperately cling to this notion that diggers are somehow difficult and therefore interesting, when in reality they are neither. also>unique attacks>unique movementlol
>>558855885
>"Excuse me, Helldivers 2? May I play the missions exclusive to hive worlds?"WRONG, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD. YOU WILL RAISE THE FLAG AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
Reminder that if you dive backwards, you can shoot yourself with every single secondary weapon in the game. except the stim pistol. They made sure you are never able to use the medicine gun on yourself because realism for thee, but not for me.
>>558855885OH FUCK IT'S A BILE TITAN! RUUUUUN!!!
>>558856353I am perfectly fine with this balance decision. People like you probably want to be able to operate the Bastion with only a single person.
>>558849652This can still happen.
>>558856353>Solotranny wants the stim pistol to be able to stim himself while using the supply diaperHow many fucking crutches do you need? Lower the difficulty.
>>558856431Balance? This is about realism. Is it realistic that you are not able to use the heal gun to heal yourself? >>558856512Another 1,000 cheated super credits for this post.
>>558856353if the trannies in this thread find out about the angel their heads might explode
>>558856572Lower the difficulty
>Impaler somehow spawned inside the tiniest fucking cave making it impossible to clear the egg objective because its corpse blocked the ONLY tunnel in thereI'm seething
>>5588566142,000 cheated super credits.
So what the fuck are the gear shifts on the tank doing? I'm assuming 1 is for climbing up steep terrain, but I only know that second makes you zero degree turn faster. And I'd guess it's faster than Drive?
>>558856607>>558856672Yes, you need a crutch as well, we get it. Have you considered lowering the difficulty if you have such a need for constant self healing?
Is there something about the bug front that makes peoples IQ lower by 20 points?
>>558856634An enemy being in a cave that is too big for them to physically be in is okay because realism only matters if it applies to the player. >>5588567183,000 cheated super credits.
>>558856732>Why does the casual front suffer from idiot casuals?
>>558856759>>558856614
>>5588568084,000 cheated super credits.
>>558856101So your gripe is that they're not hard enough? The only combination I generally regard as more difficult is plebbitors and the bug dragon. I guess I don't understand what your problem with them is. I mean how do you get more enjoyment out of killing other bug strains relatively speaking? By being able to shoot them easier? What's your solution to make diggers fun? You genuinely speak like someone who's had their cheeks spanked and is looking for a way to lash out against the content
>>558856849Have you considered cheating a lower difficulty?
>>558856802Ok but I'd imagine a bunch of 150's playing on d10 wouldn't constantly do retarded things that only serve to team kill.
>>5588566962nd makes zero turn faster? I felt like that was what 1st gear was doing. And in my usage at least, I feel like any gear when climbing hills was still a crapshoot as to whether or not I'd hit a tiny rock and spin back down the slope. I found backing up hills to be way more effective.
>>5588568845,000 cheated super credits.
>>558856946Consider: >>558856884
>>5588569756,000 cheated super credits.
>>558857028Consider: >>558856884
>>558856856again, your masturbatory fixation on difficulty is irrelevant
>>5588570627,000 cheated super credits.
>>558856324>half of the maps that are literally on your PC can't even spawn in game>half or more of the missions are just unavailable lol fuck yousweden is really knocking this "live service game" thing out of the park.
>>558857103Consider: >>558856884
>>5588571748,000 cheated super credits.
>>558857198Consider: >>558856884
>>5588572479,000 cheated super credits.
>Solotranny meltown because he wont LTD after being called outSad!
every time you press v a nerftranny joins the 41%
>>558857085I am merely asking you to define what you think makes diggers bad while calling you a shitter at the same time
The cheated super credits will continue until the devs until the developers improve.
>tranny, delusional as always, refuses to acknowledge the complaint had to do with swigger hypocrisy and nothing to do with the difficulty. Sad!
and he's a jeet too
>>558857156Also remember that what even generates on each map is also gated to different difficulties. I was doing some low level testing on a bug world yesterday and it really bugged me how a D1 "Kill Brood Commander" mission had a uniques nesty-looking area with damaged hellpods littered about that had a flamethrower, an MG, and a jump pack. You'll never ever see something like that on D10 where actually having the extra support weapons lying about might actually be useful, nevermind just making the map feel more lived-in.
>>5588569012nd is a faster zero turn, yeah. I didn't believe it until I tested it out myself. And also yeah, the tank's grip, weight, and velocity - like when running into a little rock or fucking lightpole and losing all forward momentum, like those obstructions were cement walls - are dogshit. The thing needs buffs in general. Also for them to remove the stupid lunchboxes on the side and back that auto kill the tank if they get destroyed by a wet fart.
>swigger defender calling anyone else a jeet.This is not good for your izzat kekaroo.
>Delusional solotranny trying to gaslight everyone that giving himself 24 stims and a supply pack isnt the result of a skill issue
>>558856946>>558856975Get a room you two, also why does any mention of difficulty make certain anons seethe so much
>>558855412It obviously leaves a sour taste in everyone's mouth if they were bugged as fuck for the whole first week or two they were out. Regardless, I don't enjoy them as much either. Predator Strain is a good subversion of "shoot bugs as they approach" because preds are>hard to see, but not invisible, and get revealed by fire/gas and can take damage>have an aggressive playstyle that benefits shotguns/stun but is still doable with subpar shit like the diligence or amendment>rewards intelligent play like pre-stimming, checking corners, checking the radar, area-denial, etcdiggers are just>lol I'm invincible on the approach unless you specifically waste a nade or bring the sterilizer lol>oh wait, you brought the PP? GG you win.>you have to move faster than medium armor to avoid me while I'm invincible too lol so you better have a warp pack or jump pack if you're not taking the PPpreds are a fun twist on the game, diggers are like the kid whose superpower was to have all the superpowers.
>>558857583+people in gunner and side seats shouldn't fall out of the tank when the tank gets flung by the worm. But I fear that the swiggers will just fix this by making it so the tank will explode when it gets launched by the worm instead of allowing the tank to get flung and survive as long as it lands/bounced on its treads.
>the swigger jeet still refuses to acknowledge the argument was about the swigger's hypocrisy when it comes to realism.10,000 cheated super credits, and not a single one is going back to india.
>Solotranny wants to argue realism to give himself even greater crutches
>the jeet is so ESL that he does not know what hypocrisy or realism means. It does not mean, "difficulty." Just wanted to help you out a bit. :)
>>558857679>>558857584>>558857476>>558857779nta but everyobody knows the real reason why you want 24 stims via the stim pistol.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241225495350/76561198026977961Bots 10, Vernen Wells is spicy tonight
>>558857801I want it for the same reason that enemies are able to shoot through vox engines and walk through walls.
Isnt it fascinating how solotrannies only ever argue realism when it can be used as a potential crutch? I just found that interesting!
if there were anything interesting to do in-game, none of you would be bored enough to keep replying to this iberian monkey
What if you could upgrade sentries?
Isn't it fascinating how to jeet will defend realism when it negatively impacts the player, but never when it positively impacts them?
>>558857894we already can
>>558857583Well the tank is a reskinned FRV, right? Since the gunner gets launched from the enclosed hatch if the tank goes flying. And the FRV is rear wheel drive. I don't know how that translates to tank treads, but I wonder if Arrowhead don't really know either.
>>5588578022/4
stim pistol should've just been a stim nade instead, way funnier>can't really miss>could heal the whole team if they clumped up (which is generally really stupid which makes this funnier if it's effective)>instead of that moment of dread wondering if your teammate is a TK'ing retard, there's the funny dread of "I hope this is a stim grenade" when one lands at your feet>stim users don't waste a secondary slot or waste a fuckload of shots when someone's moving>can prepare a teammate or yourself to aura farm in melee by lobbing a grenade at their feet>might throw a regular grenade at a teammate by force of habit for funny TK's
Isn't it interesting how the solotranny only ever advocates for weapons that can be used as a crutch instead of the many other weapons that need buffs? Super interesting, huh?
>>558857991Stim pistol also heals enemies so if there was a stim nade, Arrowhead would make it heal enemies as well.
I don't understand why they nerfed the health of vehicles. who is that for
I love the shield grenade.
>>558858161The magical target audience that thinks dying over and over is peak they so desperately want and totally exists.
Isn't it interesting how the jeet retreats to the motte when his bailey has been obliterated? I wonder if his ESL even lets him know what that means!
why did they bufftrannyify the grenade launcher
Its very fascinating how the solotranny wants to strip away the only support tool in the game and turn it into a crutch under the guise of "realism?"Weird, huh?
>>558858218most of the time it doesn't even kill you, it just wastes a stratagem with an 8 minute cooldown
>>558857991Noted. The grenade will heal you, however, because it is an explosion, you will randomly be killed by shrapnel that deliberately targets your head. And enemies will be healed more than you at a larger rate and from further away.
It is so intriguing how the jeet still deliberately denies swigger hypocrisy? Even the motte's defenses are being torn down!
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241225495350/76561198026977961Bots 10
Isnt it crazy how the solotranny is still trying to convince everyone hes having a meltdown for the sake of realism?
>>558858480u gotta recopy the link from ur profile, the unique numbers changed again
Wait I thought 50,000 Super Credits was the cap? How fucking high does it go?
>>558858532steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241226340556/76561198026977961my badBots 10
When I have kids I will teach them to lower the difficulty or simply get better instead of doing mental gynmastics about how they needs more crutches.
Here we see the jeet ignore what is being said, and constructing the opposition's argument to be what he wants it to be, like when you have made up arguments with yourself in the shower.Not that he would know what that is like!
To whom it may concern, there is an above-zero chance Merga 4 has no Voxes and only cyborgs. Please confirm anons.
>when I have kidskek
>Solotranny still trying to convince everyone that we didnt see straight through his "realism" argument
Cheats and fuck swedes :)
>>558858665I heard it has no Voxes too.
>jeet still creating fake scenarios to defend swigger hypocrisy.
>>558857651I think diggers leave a good niche for BS/melee builds specifically and having to use gas, fire or explosives to root them out adds an interesting twist to combating them as it creates slightly more complex engagement envelopes compared to regular bugs as you now have to consider using other weapons for close fighting when your explosives kill you dead when there's a bug in your face. Although I do generally agree that there being a subset of weapons that are necessary to fight a certain faction may be boring the same could be said about AT checks or particular builds/strategems solving entire factions. Orbital napalm largely trivializes bug breaches outside of cave worlds (also widely reviled) and my solution to knowing that fact is simply not using it. Regardless I think that there are enough explosive weapons around to cobble together enough interesting builds where you're not running the same shit over and over again. I think maybe people would be less upset over diggers if swedes simply buffed non-meta grenade ammo like for the grenade pistol, the one-two or for simple frags to compete with something like the Cbow.
>>558858732>Solotranny reposting his slop because he needs attention >>558844072
>"everyone I don't like is one guy." >I am sane.
>Solotranny cant and wont deny the allegations he needs the stim pistol to be a crutch because he knows its the truth
>>558858576Its a purchasable thing retard there is no cap
>the jeet will create fake scenarios in order to make any argument be what he wants it to be. btw I do not and will not unlock the stim pistol because I do not care about fake crutches or fake scenarios, I care about swigger hypocrisy. :)
https://youtu.be/3UPheKSvylsI just want to YEEHAW with the boys in the FRV but no, तीर का सिरा is dumb and gay so this is not allowed
>Stolotranny still trying to pretend he wants the stim pistol to self heal for "realism" and not to be used as a crutchIt must be frustrating being read so hard!
>>558858732baaased
Over status?
>Solotranny doesnt even have the stim pistol unlocked because he cant heal himself with it>Solotranny probably doesnt even realize he played himselfEmbarrassing!
>jeet still deliberately ignores the arguments to create fake scenarios to defend swigger hypocrisy despite the the hill his motte was built on not even existing anymore. What a sad life some "people" have.
where on the spectrum of nerftranny to bufftroon is the solotranny?
Its sad to see people keep falling for ((()))ish tricks
Oshaune is a fucking dogshit map. There is nothing 'kino' about it. Going back to Gatria.
Shaking and seething in xher's feces-covered jeet feet.
>Solotranny is trying to save face after he proved me right in the best way possible on complete accidentHilarious!
>>558859470There's a reason the hives have no players if there isn't an MO or invasion for them.
>>558859470Oshaune without the swigger anal rupture strain is more tolerable but far from kino
>jeet, enraged that his original fake scenario has been demolished, continues to create fake scenarios to save izzat. Too funny!
>>558859603>>558859605But I must say I like the Hive Lord and the Dragonroach, the rest is shit.
>Solotranny still trying to save face even after he confirmed what we all thoughtToo much!
>>558859168>>558859521Humiliated that nerftranny
>jeet still trying to save izzat over the fake scenario he created being destroyed. Hilarious!
((())) keeps baiting anon and he keeps falling for the jeet meme
Did anyone shitpost Front Man with izzat on discord yet ?
>Nerftranny claims he wants stim pistol to heal self because realism>Doesnt even have it unlocked confirming that he wants only wants to use it as a crutchHilarious!
>>558859876Whoops, meant solotranny. Sorry, when you're laughing this hard you get your troons mixed up. (They all look the same)
>jeet ignores the original argument that was that swiggers are hypocritical when it comes to applying realism. >"you do not have the item and you have shown that you have no desire to get it, that means you actually want to use it." >jeet is seething so hard at all of this lost izzat that he cannot even keep his pet names consistent. All too funny!
>Solotranny still trying to argue that its not because he needs more crutchesWhen does it end?!
I argue with myself all the time but I like to think I keep most of it iny head.
>jeet still creating fake scenarios to in a desperate attempt to rebuild his motte. Where did it begin is a better question!
>Solotranny still doubling downIts starting to get old
Its all one (1) schizo
IM SPEAKING NOW
>jeet is not even laying the foundation for his bailey or motte. The shoddy work his people are known for on full display.
ITS ALL ME
um...what is going on?
I M T A L K I N G
>Solotranny still not denying the allegations of wanting it for a crutch and just on repeatI've gotten bored. You already gave me the best evidence you want it for a crutch when you posted the proof that you don't even use the healing item to heal other people because you cant use it on yourself.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241227276202/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
Y'all need to ask God.
>>558860441full
>jeet thinks that if he creates a fake scenario with zero proof and zero foundation, that someone must then conjure a defense to something that never had any bearing to begin with. I sure hope the bar exam has better scrutiny than computer credentials.
>>558860476I'll ask god why solotrannys join other peoples lobbies to play alone instead of just playing in a private lobby. (He smites me because we both already know the answer)
>>558858161they didn't nerf the health of vehicles, they stealth buffed the durable damage of ranged weaponry for both squids and bots. the most absurd change was the elevated overseer's ap3 to ap4 change
>>558860476why and about what?
>>558859605Idk, I expected tunnels to be swarming with bugs but half the time it's just a bunch of dust being kicked up from the diggers. If anything, I'm surprised they didn't try other strains for the hive yet.
>>558855308*sighAnother name for the list
>>558860534REPENT
>>558860682jesus died for our sins, or do you reject his sacrifice?
>>558859748Dragonroach is fun when your team isn't retarded. Can take or leave the lord but it's fun to actually go after as a team.
>>5588585843/4
>>558860554I think when they had to turn off the diggers when they first came out due to how buggy they were they swapped them out for the predator strain on oshaune but my memory might be wrong on that
>>558859368You will watch UDIT torture an entire planet, and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill JOEL's destiny... We will destroy Super Earth and then, when it is done and Super Earth is ashes, then you have my permission to die
>>558860532>they didn't nerf the health they just increased how much damage it takeswow thank you for this very useful clarification
>>558860719Jesus’ sacrifice is sufficient for salvation, but repentance is necessary for communion.
>>558860971They didn't nerf the coyote either, they just increased how much it takes to set enemies on fire by exactly 0.1 points, which only effected the coyote and no other weapon. You see, if they simply buff enemies in ways that target the things they want to nerf, then they get the result of nerfing, while being able to claim that they didn't.
>bot homeworld>no siege mech>bug homeworld>there's a giant fucking wormWhy do the devs treat bot divers like second class citizen?
>>558861183ask Udit
>>558861174Oh and they also then nerfed fire damage as a whole anyways.
>>558861183>Implying the Reddit Lord is a good enemy
>>558861183>I HECKIN LOOOOOVE SENDING 20 RR TO KILL ONE MOB
>>558861183You will get 11 vox engines on screen at once with enemies walking and shooting through them and you will like it.
>>558861183(!! cope warning !!) the hive lords had a bunch of time to grow because the helldivers were cut off from the hive worlds by the gloom cloud, whereas when the cyborgs reappeared they were attacked pretty much immediately (!! cope warning !!)
>>558861301>>558861345Maybe Arrowhead reached the deadline and couldn't release the Siege Mech on time
>>558861480More likely scenario is that they never worked on it at all and did not actually care.
The Vox is the Siege Mech you retards.
>>558861112>moves goal post
im not diving in oshaune
>>558861752thanks, please continue to keep us posted
>>558861752you could just go play pokemons on your nintender
>>558860767They did, and I wish they would do it again so I could swap all enemy types on a hive world to predator stalkers for the tunnel swarms that the other anon was talking about. The best I can do right now is invisible stalkers or alpha warriors.
>>558842736The total Super Credit cost of everything right now is roughly ~39,000 Super Credits. Although I'm not sure if that number is accounting for the ~300 SC earnable within each warbond or not. That is after 2 years since release.If this trend continues, then to afford the next 2 years of warbonds and super store items, an extremely conservative estimate would be about ~40,000 Super Credits (~$300). Realistically, probably more around 30K.Theoretically, if we extend this trend for another 8 years (how long Arrowhead said they would like to keep supporting the game), then you would need about ~160,000 Super Credits saved up. But I sincerely doubt the Swedes would really keep working on and releasing warbonds for another 8 years straight. The spaghetti code and non-existent version control is terrible now, imagine after 8 more years of pure unmitigated Swede Quality developing.So my uneducated guesstimate for the total Super Credit cost (assuming you have already bought everything available right now) of the rest of Helldivers 2's lifespan is ~80,000 ($600) Super Credits.
#notmysiegemech
>>558858207Why are you shooting a friendly hulk
I've never touched bug strains again until like, 2 days ago. How do I deal with Shai-Hulud?
>>5588604413/4 now, join
>>558861480The Vox is clearly meant to be a spiritual successor to the siege as an enemy type, or reference/homage if you will. They're not gonna do both.
I fucking hate Oshaune. What a dogshit combination of terrain and subfaction.
>>558862263you don't like joel's paneer planet?
920 kills baby
>>558861183Perhaps they intend for it to only spawn on megafactories or planets with megafactories.Perhaps they know it needs work. If we are lucky their support team will at least fix it being able to drive through the Megafactory wall pipes.
>>558862325There are statistics in the game, I'm surprised that the local retards have not yet organized a monkey competition for who has the best numbers.
>>558862513>The support team has 6 7 people
>>558862605The only stat worth going for is 0 deaths. You should get most kills in pubs by default.
>>558862308>the most annoying gimmick of bugs just fucking going underground>basic warriors also get med armor because fuck you>burrowing spewers are absolute aids>invisible barriers everywhere because the terrain is dogshit and the carcasses love leaving them behind>annoying fucking terrain to traverse through made worse by the hive lordI prefer Cyberstan and the vox engine spam instead of this shit.
>>558862656
>>558862852>basedbean paste containerwhat
>>558862656The jeet division
>>558863219phat ayss
Testing concluded! There's no voxes with the borgs on Merga 4!
I can't wait for them to reduce the standard GL's AP. What the fuck was alexus thinking? Fire him.
>Super Earth (The evil nazis) has brown people everywhere>Cyberborgs (The heckin wholesome chungus rebels) are all whiteWhat did they mean by this?
The only thing that I hate about hive lords is that they're obnoxious to kill if anyone on the team is bringing a deadweight reddit loadout.
>>558864518>"Why dont people want to farm izzat and kill the hive lord?"
holy fuck i forgot how much i hated dragonroaches
I wouldnt mind the rigged MOs if the story they rig the MO for wasnt just a thinly veiled reference to some irl event and was actually good.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1rgrfzs/this_is_a_serious_offer/>I will donate 1000USD to a charity of AH's choosing if they>upload a video of 4 of their developers playing an entire operation on Oshaune on difficulty 10 and completing all objectives on all three missions on the current MO. No modifications, no funny business.>Play on the current state of the game.>Show us how it's done and how well the game's balance is.>I will provide my full real information, proof of payment and I'm willing to sign a legally binding contract.Something extremely fucking funny may be about to happen.
>>558864861They'll never do it. Imagine how much izzat they could lose.
>>5588648611. Amazing that this guy thinks his $1000 is worth anything.2. Sounds like a skill issue on his part, D10 Hive Worlds are plenty doable with randoms and crossplay enabled.
>>558865054Holy zero reading comprehension
when next warbond
>>558860441gg
>>558865054kek nice try, alexus
>>558864861>GOTTA FARM THOSE FAKE INTERNET POINTS RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>5588604413/4 again, join
>>558855308this is an ancient clip considering the fact that the chat colors are oudated, not sure if it still works
>>558864591>Pick flags mission.>It's 3 flags in open areas where the worm can always harass and kill you.>Don't pick gear to deal with the worm.What breeds this type of learned helplessness? It's braindead easy to deal with the worm as long as the shell gets cracked. A single guy with flak rounds on the AC can shred its HP with ease when the flesh is exposed.
>>558865921It's even easier than that. At its most basic you can boil it down to "everyone chuck strafing runs at it". You can spend the rest of your time doing anything else. Just have Eagle 1 light it up whenever possible and it will die. Not as quickly as a team dedicated to killing the worm, but still pretty fast and it's zero effort.
>>558865647lmao
im never doing another flag mission ever again on oshauneand fuck you all before you even reply
>>558865647>yeah woo ride 'em cowbo-ACK
>>558866231increase the difficulty
>>558866051I just don't get the lack of even trying to deal with the worm. Like, as long as the nigga lives, he's gonna be fishing for one shots with the bodyslam and that will easily score multiple kills if you're just ignoring the fucker. Everyone should be running something to deal with it. But I see braindead clowns bringing light pen and no explosions to Osha and then see them get fucking rolled because they have absolutely no way of dealing with all the medium armour enemies being thrown in their direction. Even a fucking lib pen puts in work for self defense if people don't have warbond weapons to run with. Especially with drum mag. That thing is just a reliable med pen bullet hose.
>>558842736rich or modded?
>>558867665brown
Impalers are not treated as serious enough of a threat. Rate my autistic vision.The impaler when the tentacles go down into the ground would also unfold it's ass petals like my fetish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXRyFC4QxnMIt will shoot at the super destroyer and being a problem for you.
>>558867665Rich... millionaire bomoclat
>>558867851Alternate implimentation would be to say that each Impaler AA in proximity to a player gives a delay to call-in times of like 6 seconds each to represent your ship "evading plasma shots" kind of like how superdestroyers have the repositioning gimmick on city maps.
>>558867851>shoot at the super destroyer and being a problem for youholy fuck the jeet infestation is realDO NOT REDEEM THE BUG SAAR besides that, it's just straight up stealing from Saarship Troopers
SIRS
>>558868228Stealing it's inspiration wholesale is a helldivers staple.
remember when bugs were seafood
>incels losing their mind over indian people againGlad they're getting outbred, they can't have sex anyway
>>558868683If only bile titans had 1/10th of a hierophants power
>once again kicked before extractioni guess i gotta go back to hosting my own missions
The Eruptor and Double Edged Sickle could pass as a support weapon
turmeric tyrranids
>>558864861>Fuck Oshaune, fuck those digging bug, and fuck the Hive lord, at least on Cyberstan I could take out the Vox engines in 1 shot with the LevelerWow, I never thought I would see another hive world gamerdad seethe wave after release rupture strain. Good to see redditors still getting raped by cave kino even after the nerfs.
>Chink host DC the moment the mission ends and make it everyone else's problemFucking rice monkeys
what is your personal agenda to defend the rupture straindo you work for the Big Pen? Do you want to see the game make light/med pen permanently useless and effectively removed from the game?
Why are people even fighting on Gatria? None of the planet next to it feel worth fighting.
>>558869609>why are people playing on a planet with an ez biomeno fucking clue man
>>558869609The biome doesn't give me eye cancer, idgaf about some jeet and his ebin galactic war RP
>>558869537I literally just full clear steamrolled 2 Osha missions with random ziggers that had MMGs and stalwarts. Lower the difficulty, retarded nigger.
>>558859470I like driving the FRV there. I hate that every single fucking map needs to have tiny rocks and hills everywhere and that the high suspension frv still fucking flips over everything so you have to pay 110% attention to every little dip and divot, every single moment when you're driving
>>558869929larpalso post your loadout so i can judge how soulless it is
>>558860441ggs soon
>>558870058SIR
>>558860441ggz frens, next edit will have 16 TIMES the bromancehttps://litter.catbox.moe/tih09xcb7gniwyxs.mp4
lobbysir?
Hey guys what laser sight do?
>>558870916put a laser on the gun
>>558870973Okay but gameplay wise?
>>558860441GGs
>>558871132picrel (and less ergo, weapon is more heavy to move)
>>558871353>picrelOkay.But will it change anything aside adding red/green/etc dot and more swaying?Additional acc maybe? First shoot w/o dispersion etc?
>>558871498Its entirely cosmetic. it kind of tells your allies where you are aiming, so that they might not run into your line of fire and die. They patched it at some point to be an insignificant ergonomics loss from the regular angle grip.
Rupture bug SUCKS, remove them from Oshaune and the planet will be 10 times more fun
>>558872116Izzat would be lost, not happening.
>be bad>cry and shitpost
>>558871710Well ty. Sad. Then iron sight and regular angle grip my choice.
SIR
>>558864861I find it extremely funny that the state of modern videogames is so bad that people have just given up on making arguments around game balance and straight up tell the devs to play their shitsoup of a game themselves in front of people.>Tekken 8>PoE2>Mario Kart>Overwatch>Monster Hunter>Siege >High GuardDevs today simply don't play videogames and if they do they are always, without fault, complete ass at it.And then when people call them out for it they use the tried and tested cope about "sticking to their vision" no matter how unfun that "vision" might be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMu_YgGgPMthe first helldivers dove into the Ganges
>>558872763what's wrong with mario kart?
I despise jeets but you are as filthy and ethnically repulsive as any of them
>>558872947who are you talking anon? are they in the thread with us right now?
>>558872931It's all sort of fucked both in the matchmaking department and the gameplay itself.I don't know if it's still like this but people had to set up private servers to even get an actual game going on a map that wasn't forced down your throat.Imagine AH forcing you to only play on squids with a specific loadout.
>>558873004take a shower, rediscover sobriety, develop basic intellect, learn civil behavior, in other words stop being (You) in every conceivable sense and I might answer that question
>>558873226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsqkGNn2ev8 suck macaque
>>558844072i've done everything and my character only moves and shoots, its not calling the resupply by itself, i dont know what im doing wrong lolboth macros are in the same folder and im ONLY opening YOUR macro. am i supposed to be doing something with the other macro from github?
lobbysir
poo festival on Oshaune lobbysir?
>>558864861A competent developer would read between the lines and understand it's a cry for action.Wonder what AH will interpret it as.
oshaune is meant to suckhd2 is meant to be a bad gamejust lower the difficulty and stop playing hd2
>>558874178Why would I lower the difficulty then immediately stop the game ? I don't understand the logic here.
>>558874178So true Alexister!
I can't wait for Joel and Fagman to go apeshit again and send 10 more invasions.
>>558872763Well actually "dev should play better than player" is wrong claim.Devs should better know mechanics, yes. But gameplay isn't just mechanics.
>>558875286>"dev should play better than player"Nobody said that.Nobody expects developers to be pro level at their own game while working on it.You're retarded.
>>558874178Caves are proportionally as kino as they are infuriatingly janky.Being forced to cope with no red or green stratagems, limited supplies in close quarters combat against the CQC faction is nervewracking, grenades, mechs and shotguns gain massive relevance, and the labyrinthine nature of the place make it a challenge to just navigate on top of fighting the hordes off. The open areas are a return to form, to add even in-mission variation but also placing the hive lord so it's still different from regular open air planets. It's a different challenge to the usual. It's great fun, when it works.At the same time, the fucked up map generation often creates weird layouts that don't work, the new terrain style constantly causes issues of your diver or mech getting stuck on terrain that they should have no trouble walking through, all the while the opposite is true to the enemies, that freely walk through the mounting wall of corpses that block your bullets and you, but not the enemies' passage. The hellpod call ins in the few open caves are still unreliable as fuck, with a random chance that the crucial supply or weapon you called in just falls on the cave ceiling and you're shit out of luck, or the objective is simply bugged to the point it's meaningless, like the flag missions where the bugs spawn nowhere near the flag, randomly making what should be a nightmare of bugs in CQC a snoozefest, or the objective console straight up spawn on the walls, as I've seen happen once. The limited options of stratagems also make some weaker stratagem's weaknesses and the unbalanced nature of some enemies more glaringly obvious;If arrowhead were more competent the caves would be a shining example of a great variation in gameplay for those interested in a different type of challenge than usual, but they are not, so you're forced to experience a quality gradient from "great fun" to "abysmal jank dogshit" with no recourse.
the helldivers difficulty system was always shiteven back in hd1since there is no baseline, arrowhead doesnt have to actually balance anything"just lower the difficulty" becomes the phrase that solves everythingnevermind that lower diffs are not populated because they are boring and shit enemies are shit even IN low diff
>>558875357>somehow you should be good in fighting while not compared to other playersRetard here is you.
>>558875543Play your own fucking game at least once Alexus.
i can't wait for the eventual chink overlords to take over AH and purify it
>>558875719Alexsussy didn't code tekken retard.
>>558875940Funny you bring up tekken because that game actually has a former pro player balancing the game and Tekken 8 is the worst piece of dogtrash to have ever graced a livestream.What now retard?
>>558875719>diff 6How are they so bad at their own game
>>558876190You fucking chromosome hoarder move goalpost from >devs somehow should be good in tekken while not playing vs playersto>tekken balanced by ex-pro player so devs should be good in tekken while not playing vs playersIt's literally not matter are ex-pro balance game or not. He fucking no need to be pro for balance the game since pro scene is far away from ordinary players.Learn formal logic you fucking retard.
>>558876575No you keep saying devs NEED to be be high level players to balance the game which isn't case.I keep saying they should just play it at all.Keep huffing paint you ESL retard.
D10 OSHAWNsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241254725988/
>>558874178It's purely a loadout and knowledge check and a lot of people are failing it. You need to bring:>Armour with headshot damage resistance so you don't die instantly to diggers popping out of the ground and slapping you on the head + dragon and worm vomit into your head.>Explosive weaponry to pop the diggers out of the ground, otherwise you're just cucked until they decide to come out of the ground.>Medium pen because holy fuck sometimes you just get the hive guard seed with diggers and you can't do shit against walls of that with light pen AND diggers on your ass.>Stratagems to deal with the dragon and worm (if on flags. If not, then you can ignore the worm since the other missions all take place in the caves.)Given that bugniggers are extremely low IQ, run on vibes, and cannot adapt, they hate it. "But I don't wanna adapt." Then fuck off and go to another planet? That was always allowed, bugnigger-kun.
since every warbond costs moneythey must all be useful or arrowhead is actively SCAMMING the playerbase
>>558877082only 3 or 4 warbonds are good.
>>558876874>devs need to play their games>they actually play >REE THEY SHOULD PLAY AT 5 DIFF NOT 10>BUT SOMEHOW IT MEAN THEY SHOULDN'T PLAY BETTER THAN TYPICAL 7 DIFF CASUALGo away and sucks dicks really.
>>558877148>AT 5 DIFF NOT 10The reverse ofc, at 10 not 5.
>>558877148holy actual ESL
>>558876190/tekgenner/ dropping in to say that S2 is not handled by the main dev team, approaching S2 they made very good defense-focused patches before dropping that nuke of a season but the entire dev team is very competent at tekken, the 3 public-facing dev even participated in a tournament just a week or two ago
>>558877148English course.NOW.
>>558877320No.
>>558876948failedyou're telling me a 6 minute old lobby made at 10:50AM is full already?
>>558877148i bet you're indian just like JOEL
post sexy bugs
>>558877471
>>558877454How much you bet?>Joel is jeetWell it's explain a lot.
>>558877298You're clearly new because Harada and Murray are broth scrubs.Harada lost to a female lol streamer with his tekken 5 looking as FengMurray is literally a red-purple which is equivalent to being greenrank in 7 and was exposed for not understand what counterplay is(just block if you know it's coming lol)Nakatsu is the only competent one out of the 3 and he was still head of the balance in S1.
>>558849425always appreciated
>every instance of dogshit GMing was probably not just simple incompetence, but a jeet cackling to himself as he farmed izzatGrim
>>558877690Murray is decent and head of balancing has always been MishimastarYou don't know what you're talking about
>retards calling JOEL a pajeet based on his accentHave none of you stupid faggots hear a Nordic person speaking English before?
>>558878223
J.E.E.T.
>>558878508At least it's not P.A.K.I.
>>558878069Oh right, i always get Mishistar and Nakatsu mixed up.Not that it makes it better, Nakatsu is the Game Director so he literally decides what gets put in the game, Mishistar just works under him.>Murray is decentLOLAlso>approaching S2 they made very good defense-focused patches before dropping that nuke of a seasonPure cope.Game is still heavily offense oriented and they literally just dropped pre-patch notes telling you to expect more of the same for S3.
Someone post that image of pilestadt saying the gunship stratagem would be a good idea 2 years ago
>>558877148It's actually way worse because now you know they balance the medal grind around diff 6 at most.Now imagine spending an hour or hours grinding for SC while maybe even playing the game to unlock a single warbond.Now imagine being cucked by the 250 medal limit and having to spend 30 hours minimum JUST to fully complete the warbond you literally grinded for.Then you realized you're forced to spend that many hours because you literally cannot progress in a warbond unless you buy almost everything per page.Fuck Sweden, fuck jeets.
>play Oshaune>5 minutes into first mission>get stuck prone inside some root/rockI thought they finally playtested hive worlds?
what the fuck is this planet defense order?d7, me + retarded 3 man premadethe hive lord + 2 dragons + endless burrowed rapeoil extraction with hidden valvemission failhow the fuck are you meant to fight on this shithole?
>>558879624>implying it's an oshaune exclusive bug
someone just snitched you guys on Claysthetics stream btw
literally who
>>558856353>Reminder that if you dive backwards, you can shoot yourself with every single secondary weapon in the game.show us, then, because other than obviously being caught in the AoE damage from the loyalist and ultimatum the cripser was literally the only one I was able to damage myself with directly
>>558879816Clay agrees with literally everything we say in here about swiggers tho?
Bug lobby coming up.
You weren't kidding, oshaune IS genuinely fucking awful to play
>>558879439Getting like 10 whole medals from an entire operation is actual pain.>just pick them up mid-mission retardoIronically, I've found medal pickups to be even rarer than SC pickups.
D10 BUGS will be afk for a bitsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241262362099/76561199129186530
>>558879816Post it
>>5588812062/4
Trident is useless on rupture strain yeah?Imma host an oshaune when i get home later
>>558879439>30 hours minimum JUST to fully complete the warbond
>>558835812>My First Kiss Was With A Foreigner Guy's Cock
>>558879816you cant just say this and not post a clip you retarded nigger
>>558879816Literally WHO?
>see two medal pickups and a rare sample in friendship bunker thanks to arrow mod>point it out in chat>guy with a warp pack says he looted it already so no one comes over to open itI guess now I will also take warp pack in pubs instead of just farming with it since you can't trust anyone these days
>>558878069nta but the problem with T8 is that the devs doubled down on on their aggressive "vision" for T8 which is the exact same mindset AH has when it comes to balance.
>>558882050>nooo someone in chat mentioned hdg on a 200 viewer stream He is either a brown retard or bating
SWWEET LIBBYTEH M'LEGGG >;333
why doesn't the airburst rocket launcher....burst in the air? I fired flak into the middle of a shrieker swarm, just like the video, and it only fucking killed 2. What the fuck are the flak rounds for?
I like this mech against bug stages but alot of times the pelican would drop it in weirdest spots with no way to claim. Why does it swings around so much instead of dropping where the beacon is?
played Oshaune for first time today, are these giga worms killable?
>look up what the fuck this is>it's just 4 rare and 2 super samplesnigga nuke sweden right fucking now
>>558883054nigga got the nigga egg
>>558883054>build own expectation based on nothing>gets angry and disappointed
>>558879439idk why they added a medal cap. the whole point of grinding SC was to also get medals and encourage you to play with all the new toys in the warbond. The cap just makes me stop playing and maybe check out what new warbonds were released 6+ months down the line.
THE MOST BALANCED GUN IN.THE.GAME.
>>558883308I'm just disappointed bro. Nuke Sweden though.
>>558883514i heckin love reloading
Is the leveller any good for closing nests or is the explosive radius too fucky for it to get more than 1 hole?
>>558882963sorry chud, proxy fuses are too hard to code
>>558883691But the AC literally has functionning flak, it's already in the game
>>558883514I want a 45-70 version with heavy pen. Make it exactly the same but give it 5 rounds.
They really need to do something about the disconnections. This game has way too many players and has done way too well financially for people to get randomly sent back to their destroyer as often as they do.
>playing on oshanu>leave the mech to ask for my autocannon>leave for 5 fucking secounds>pick up my autocannon>look back>mech fucking destroyedi swear the lowered the mech health by 3/4 that shit melted just in the time frame for me to ask for my autocannon pick it up and turn around that didn't take more than 30s AH fucking sucks
>>558883691Fuck my big chudus life.
>>558883949>YOU NEED MORE??
>>558884032Moving it to melee is literally all it needs.
>dive on d10>it's multiple sub 100's with no reinforcements>dive on d8>>it's multiple sub 100's with no reinforcements>dive on d6>it's multiple sub 100's with no reinforcements
>>558884184As sub 100 where do I play
>>558884184I see the same thing with 150s. Thinking that someone magically becomes competent by reaching an irrelevant number is retarded. E only difference is the 150s die while using all meta shit.
>>558884737Anywhere if you can actually not die.
>>558880373>>558881459>>558882050He answers with "Hell yeah we probably must go to 4chan to find some helldive gamers" while laughingbased
>>558885018based, is this OUR streamer?
>Download the Cheat table and opened it with CE>Gameguard immediatelydetects it and closes the game
>>558885212>be spoonfed with the exact instructions on how to make it work>still retarded enough to fuck uplmfao classic /hdg/go buy a console pal
>>558885212there is a small frame where you can open it without game guard detecting it also don't worry you won't get banned it happaned more than three times for me
>>558885212imagine being retarded enough to download the wrong cheat table
The swede is immune to all dangers. One may call him a swigger, nerftranny, jeet, it all runs off him like diarrhea down his leg. But cheat in super credits and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve lost izzat.”
>>558885212the trick is to have CE open before you launch the gamethen as soon as you can walk around drag the .ct file into CE
>>558885508>he doesnt know
>>558885508lol
>>558883564>t. aimlet
>>558885212CE for me just stops responding when I activate the table, so I can't even use the damn thing.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241269354990/76561198141964882helldiving on Oshaunewe will NOT start a shitflinging match amongst each otherwe WILL have fun
>>558885414>>558885337So this one is outdated then?
Warbond doko?
Kill yourself, freak.
hmmm no
>>5588859283/4!
>>558885001I am not dying at D8 :) but I am not at Oshaune
>>5588859283/4 still
>>558886408im going to be real with you im not droping oshanu
>>558886463
>>558885845>self reporting as a "i only do bots" player
>>558884032>>558884158jeets are incapable of not scamming people. They do not understand how people want a useless item locked behind 10 dollars to actually do something.
>>558877410SSSSSATURDAY MORNING MUTHAFUCKAAA!!!
>>558886552>erm you should play on a horrible half finished messnot playing it you can't make me make a bot lobby
>>558885928dropping in 5 minutes!still 3/4join for free anthro wife
>>558886408Posting pictures like that makes me not want to join
>>558885414built for bbc
I don't join furnigger lobbies.
>botfags really think that their faction that has been nerfed to oblivion is the hardest one.Literally the EASIEST faction, bots are so retarded and easy to deal with.
>>558885928FULL!!
>>558885212If I can get it to work on linux, you can get it to work on windows.
paneer lobby sir??
>>558887180there are many kinds, you gotta be specific which one you wanna redeem
>>558887305bitch bad saar>>558836968
>>558873348You have rebound the stratagem key.
>>558852234fellas....hear me out....what if we RAPE the bots?
SC lobby WHEN?
>hive world music tied to the hive worlds>Cyborg music tied to the subfaction instead of factory worlds>Vox engines only appear alongside CyborgsMan, we're never going to hear this in-game are we?https://youtu.be/TQGGBPfNxvY
>add not-tank>increase enemy durable damage to vehicles so they can kill not-tank>frv and mechs untouched>mechs even more made of paper now
>>558837680Wtf is that a mission modifier?
>>558887437Just search for games with chink names in them at d1
You can't tell me this "major" update wasn't dissapointing as fuck. We got a week of something happening and straight back to fucking nothing. Even into the unjust tried to go on longer than fucking this. These lazy swigger Devs aren't even patching and hotfixing the game anymore, and no, shitty little devs videos are not CONTENT
>>558887618What planets do they like hanging out on
>>558887489Yes.
>>558887486AH is really bad at not fucking over 50 other things when doing one balance change.
>>558888645Not event sure what their philosophy is. Like the coyote nerf didn't actually decrease how much it was used so it only served to fuck over other things.
>>558888501planet fitnessthey jack off to the landwhales
>>558888442>and no, shitty little devs videos are not CONTENTThey should have given us in-universe news reports from Coretta Kelly the new military operations.
>>558889090>LOOK AT ME
>>558885928full of human cum
>abolutely getting filtered on d7 oshaunI am never joining a /hdg/ lobby....
>>558889418>dotdotdotyeah found the faggot shitter getting BTFO and eating up reinforcements like a cockhungry niggerfaggot
>>558889418same, I was struggling with d6 with pubs todayand I bet playing with vgs is crazy
What was the point if razing Lesath, Chort and Merak if we're not doing another attack on Cyberstan and they will most likely instantly retake it when they go back to normal anyway? I guess the only reason I'm seeing us so we get easy access to some areas of the map but how long until Joel just cucks us out of it like he did with the Penta supply line?
>>558889545vgsvgsvgsvgs
>rupture strainthe bugs are back.
>>558887486Don't forget the light pen (AP2) attachments on the tank that transfer any damage to the main health pool!
>>558888501Idk the usual cred farm ones
vindaloo lobby sirs?
>>558889560If razed planets work like the same way they did for the illuminate they should stay razed permanently.
Oshaunesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241275853686/76561198008364447
qrd on B-24 Enforcer?
>>558890141vindaloobby you mean
anyone else having issues in oshaune tunnels with audio?it stutters like crazy and cuts off every millisecond.
>>558890416YESif you find a solution please let me know
>>558890416>expecting AH to actually fix their gamehow new?
>>558890235error
>>558889560>What was the point if razing Lesath, Chort and Merak if we're not doing another attack on CyberstanFuture story will probably be based on us doing it because Joel expected us to do it during the initial invasion and he's to lazy to rewrite the story.
just realized this game isnt fun
>>558889560They will build mega factories there. I can feel it.
>>558865647BUCKED and BROKEN
The game is fun enough for me but I'm mostly playing it to kill time. I paid zero dollars for SCs and cheated in medals too. The game actually improves when you don't have deal with the retarded 5 different grind in a F2P slop.
>>558877494>>558877623Helldivers 2 really is an ass man game when you think about it.
>>558891251
Ahh, you were at my side all along.
>>558889292c-01 permit is necessary because this happens DAILY
>>558879315This?
>>558883054>GREAT REWARDS
>make oshaune lobby>remember in 1 blitz that rupture is foundationally broken and the 5 week fix could never remedy that>especially as hostanyways, a spot opened up 3/4>>558890235
>>558890235Tikka Masala/4
>>558890235>everyone is on a piss breakbruh
>>558890605Stick to the regular enemy factions, don't waste your time with the shitty subfactions and MO.
>>558885212For me the trick is to click "OK" or "Yes" as fast as possible on any CE windows that pop up on startup.>>558885853I'm using CE version 7.6 and even though there's a pop-up saying there's a newer version and I should use that, it still works.
>tied the ear shattering horn to the music instead of the enemy Why?
>2 dragon biles get dropped on the floor>fps goes goes from 100 to 10SWIGGERS PLS FIX
D10 bugshakerssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241276369822/76561197980082129
>>558892751
My prediction: Joel is gonna throw out an attack on the last 24 hours that we gotta waste the DSS on with eagle storm while the blob hopelessly tries to liberate a planet with 2% decay in a single day
>>5588927512/4
>>5588927513/4
>>558893358big penis aura
what's the difference between smokescreen and smokenade
>>558893358I'm gay, how do you get up there?
Does your SC chat work anymore? Mine seems broken
>>558893885i'm pretty sure this just means that the map had no SC pickups to begin with
>>558893996thanks i went on a desert planet and it works now
>>558893634Isn't one just impact and the other delayed?
>>558891952reminder that they think this is the funniest shit imaginable
>>558838246>cyborgs on Merga IVThey're definitely building Megafactories there. You can even see megafactories in the same swampy biome in Coretta Kelly's recent report.https://files.catbox.moe/ksip1n.mp4
>>558893693It's pretty simple if you haven't sucked cock in a month.
>>558891952this is (was) a huge reward on d6, where super samples were unobtaniumat the root of every gameplay issue in this game you will find that the reason is low difficulty balancing and the retarded developers that only play d6 and below
>>558893885switch planets, it gets fixed after that.
>>558892751Failed
>>558894249Megafactories would improve that biome.
>>558894397well shit, guess I'll never know.
>>558893885works for me
>do disrupt enemy turret side objective >Turrets still shoot at meGG Sweden
Lobby doko
>>558894418Aren't fortresses D10 only? But you are correct that they balance around ~D5 because that's the hardest difficulty to them.
Best way to get super shekels?
Cyberstan? More like shit barf stain
>>558894848this>>558894129
>>558894848CE
>>558894839>Flamethrower>Smoke stratsThe fuck? I want to watch this retard use this on any D10 front.
If my post numbers last digit is Evens, the next attack will come from the Automatons.If Odds, Terminids again.If 0 or doubles, Illuminate.
>>558895174>dev>D10lol
>>558894839oh lmao right, they don't even spawn that lowthey're just honest to god retarded>smokesthis was all pre "buff" and pre stealth btw
>>558895174Forget about D10 I want to see them play D7 or D8 with that setup lmao.
>>558895174Call that loadout the Alexus Special. It seems his preferred strategy is to run away, which has always been valid since release. Especially at launch, actually.
>>558895620This was unironically the ONLY way of complete this shit in draupnir
>>558894839>AlexusI still cannot fathom how this retard isn't fired yet, this dipshit almost killed a golden egg laying goose with his atrocious balancing WHILE BEING HEAD OF FUCKING BALANCING. Motherfucker either has dirt on people or gives god tier head.
>>558896207Didn't he kill some other game too?
>>558895620i could never get this strategy to work, they'd end up spawning on the one doing the objective anyway
>>558896207Heard theres retarded labour laws in sweden that enables incompetent fucks like him and prevents them from getting fired.>>558896360Hello Neighbor.
did they patch the SC cheat engine table?
>>558896636No.
>>558896671a friend of mine tried it and it doesn't work anymore did they update it?
i have a d10 operation on cyberstan open still
>>558896926>>558896671>>558896636+Jugaad
>>558896926>>558896636yes they updated it so spoonfed retards cant use it.
dobby loko?up for a game or two, spread some robot/alien bug asscheeks democracy
>>558896636>>558896926>>558897036I just used it about two hours ago.
>>558896636just used it, still good
>>558895620I remember these missions so muchThis strategy had a good 60% success rate.
>Cave diving>Stalker tongues my anus>Pushes me into a wall>I clip through it>Can't move>Can't shoot>Enemies can still swarm me and hit meYeah I'm not playing this gay shit.Fuck jeet man
>>558894839>Devs use supply pack crutchNot surprising to be desu
>>558899272
>>558899562a thousand bugs impregnated by Big Helldiver Cock
>>558899776
>>558899875her outfit is retarded
he who left our d10 lobby on oshaun is a cowardwe finished the missionyou didnt.traitor.
>>558896926Your friend is dumb and probably forgot to check all the options
>>558900057based anon, got enough of playing a shit faction with shitters from /hdg/
>>558899776shut the fuck up coomtard
>sc cheat table is now common knowledgeuh oh, not only will you dumb fucks get banned, this will be patched now ASAP
>>558900253better get your creds now
>>558899272>go to a planet know for being a buggy piss of shit>is buggy piss of shit>fuck joelyou played yourself really
>>558899982nta but it's a skintight leotard + crop top coat, it's not super practical but there's women wearing this stuff irl
>>558900253It's been common knowledge for over a year now.It would be pretty funny if they take time patch hacks while the game is an unfunny burning garbage fire like they did at release when they patched spamming the same planet to farm SCs instead of fixing all the crashes and disconnects plaguing the fucking game.
>>558900374it runs into the tiddy pocket pitfall
cyberstan ruined the gametoo many ridiculously low levels in my comfy d8what do you mean you dont have any boosters?
>get stimtaxxed by rupturenigger>immediately stimtaxxed again by rupturenigger going through a wall
>>558900523i play with hdg now since low level invasion after cyberstan.
>>558900253I got 20k SC which should cover everything released this year and next at the very least.I don't give a shit if they ban me at this point desu game gets worse with every update anyways.
>>558900476you seeher boobs are so big and heavy with milk for hybrid children that they have their own gravitational pull, making the cloth comform to its shaep entirely.
I finally did itit = bug
>>558899272>Stalker tongues my anusMany, many, many such cases, unfortunately.
SC LOBBY WHEN
>>558900057Did he actually leave or did he crash and you're just being rude?
>>558900253>not only will you dumb fucks get bannedyou paypiggies cant help but get horny at such unrealistic fantasies huh? report system doesnt even work and they cant even distinguish who's a pc player and who isnt kekkeep dreaming white boy
>>558899875sex with bug girl for purpose of reproduction NOW
>>558900772>milkNo need to explan any further, where do I sign up?
>>558900625This, fuck i hate pubbies now
>>558900967he said "I must do the needful" once situation got a little bit our of control for a few minutes and left.we dropped down an SOS beacon and finished the mission with a random after taking like 5 mins to fix the endless onslaught.
>>558900981Someone on >redditsaid they never got around to implementing a ban system because it was going to be patched in post-launch and use Sony's anti cheat and ban system but the uproar and subsequent bent of the knee threw a wrench in their plans
>>558900857holy shit the super earth mating press uterus crusher 9000
>devs release the cheat table themselves to bait retards like >>558900253 into buying super shekelswoah
