Previous: >>558980753>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
forever young
I will post in the real thread, this one.
I guess this one
both OPs are good
>>558997483Round
this is the real thread
this bread will be butter
This is the good thread, if janny deletes it they will activate my curse and die
r8 the first /uma/ global meetup
Give me a (You) or I get this thread nuked and we have to use the cosplayer thread.
dont fall for it>>558997646dont spend it all in one place
>>558997646:(
>>558997603Me in the back
Let's pray that Forever Young returns safe
>>558997252ButtSweat's looking for members again! How exciting, first of the month, such joy, such passion. Almost as exciting as having four threads at once, wow.B+ club, just don't flatline for the better part of a week or whatever (if on holidays, just say though, obviously).I have been very sick and not watching the club chat as intently as I may like, but I am sure there is discussion of great philosophical topics along with the umanko talk. Forcing horses to run dirt brought out some variety at least.Apply with /uma/ in your profile, or message on here if interested!
You left me alone in the other thread!
>>558997885You failed the wit check
>>558997885It's your fault for posting with a Peruvian OP
>>558997724Bu was extremely cute in the Among Us vid. Probably the highlight.
Autis/uma/ (will) has[ve] 2 slots open soon due to us culling the undesirables.Join by posting your id in a reply to this post, or apply ingame, and make sure you have /uma/ in your bio for it.We have no quota, just don't flatline and actually play the game.
umas........ but old.......
They didn't announce when we get our valentines chocolate yet....
>>558997994She is very cute and the fact BIG DOG isnt even trainable yet, breaks my heart
>>558997252HonseFun has 3 slots open for any anon looking for a club to joinCome on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days.Apply in-game, or reply with your ID here
>They added a second ChevalHoly shit!Two cakes!
Domain expansion./pol/ Shitpost.
>>558997646I think the cosplayers are cute, the janny will deal with this fake thread soon enough
>>558997603ALL IS HORATIO
>>558998380Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha. You're not even good enough to be my fake.
>Mile S>Run implodesMaybe it's still good enough...
>>558998241
>doing smart falcon runs because the dirt cm starts way sooner than i'd thought>guts bakushin's support event shows up without the card in the deckOH BABY
W-Where do kicked anons go?
had a dream last night where fine motion was sleepily sitting on my lap and i was smelling her soft beautiful hair, is this one of those fuck my chud life moments people talk about
>>5589971693/4
>spamming larping ntrfaggot just disappeared after getting called out Wish this happened to the rest of the JPniggers who spam this thread
>>558998558retard >>558997598
>>558998558Just realized that no one was biting your thread huh? Took you a while to come here tho
>>558998502Hell
>>558997603burning spirit wit 1200wit
>Not even 8PM EU time>But already schizo hours
>>558998558>Wish this happened to the rest of the JPniggers who spam this threadanon... all of the JP spammers are him which is why he gets so defensive
>Guy disappeared for 10 days and expected me to not remember
>>558998558Look how clean and free of shitposting the thread was until your post
Umamusume
Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat!Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.Even if you are on cooldown we can still send an invite.
>Unity trainings start>No Chevrons>Only one person on each facility>Except speedIs this the "seed" I keep hearing about
>>558998871Orange wife
I joined a semi-casual local uma group I met while going to the movie. I know /uma/ & 4channel shits on people like these but they were nice and it's fun actually talking to people IRL about the series, especially after being here where half the posts are just actively malicious.
>>558998971That's lovely, and I'm slightly jealous.
That is two so far this morning.God damn succubus.
>>558998971Problem with said groups is they most likely wouldn't be able negativity
>>558998971You're a whore. That's what you are.
>>558998937Yep I'm giving up I don't care if it's a borrow run
the peru thread got killed
heh, I'm not falling the salacious temptations from some 3d women.
Hey Trainer I don't have much time please take this and keep it in your ass pocket for me, alright thanks, catch you later.
>>558999185Grats. You got that fabled "pre-determined borrowed run seed"If you continued that you're guaranteed to get pink inspirations to ragebait you even further
>>558999290Gonna keep going till Classic Year or Riko shows up, whichever comes first, and gamble on her top option to decide whether the continue the run.
>”laid back” clubJoin our discord, booted if you request dirt or sprint shoes, a million fans a day minimum
>>558998971
>>558999219Now we just need to pray we stay safe
>uma in perufat brown women having fun and doing a much needed exercise>uma in burgerlandretards who have never touched any of the many versions of the game crying about 2 nigger NPCs
>>558997252>No Creek's ass OPShe will threaten you with goo goo babies at midnight today.Be prepared.
>>558999373
>>558999205cute
Time to slave for danchou and get that 1m event points
>>558998971If you are the anon that I think you are, thanks for accompanying us this month. Glad you found a local community, and hope you have funDoors are always open if you ever wish to come back
>>558999071Eh, it's not that big of a deal. I know another guy on the opposite side of the spectrum who plays 10 hours a day and spends most of it bitching and moaning about everything but still keeps playing, being around that is just exhausting.
wtf why did the cosplay thread get killed?
>>558999402Nyeppers she didn't even show up
>>558999549Digitan has aura?!
DO not reply
>>558999582no one was posting in it, and it was a troll thread
>>558999582Peru no es clave
>>558999463Don’t threaten me with a good time
>>558999549I don't get it
>>558999541>he's not done with the event yetbeo... you had 12 days
>>558999015>El Mama Pasa
>>558999015el condom piercer
>>558999373Her face right after her boyfriend cums in her mouth
>>558999581>I know another guy on the opposite side of the spectrum who plays 10 hours a day and spends most of it bitching and moaning about everything but still keeps playing>being around that is just exhausting.I-I'm sorry. That actually hit me
>>558999691epstein was a yurinigger
No point training horses for Long CM since we'll have to use the new scenario right?what parents should I make meanwhile
>>558999769it should have been me
>>558999015Who is this? A new uma?
>>558999515
>>558999463I will be nude and ready
>>558999804That's the good part, you don't need to make parents
so for late surgers, I get OYL, FF, and redshiftthe rest goes into midrace?NSM and pump have been bricks in my tests
>>558998971Once you escape a toxic cycle you see how bad it really is. Reason why it's always crabs in a barrel mentality
>No one left the club>Not even the near 200m guy that hard carried us to stay comfy in AWe are so back, danchou!
>check out other AI artists >The most grotesque futanari image of Goldship, and well... dk really, this guy clearly hasn't looked at the source material and is just a tourist or NTR has rotted his brain to a significant degree.Phew I'm glad im not like that the worst thing I genned was umas fucking dogs.
>>558999859There’s really not an uma in existence that Gentildonna doesn’t mog to death
Digitan LOVE
>>558999804your parents will also be hard powercrept bwo
>>558999694Doing with runs when your club's rank is already guaranteed felt such a waste
>>558999859I was listening to this just now
Kept telling a terminally online peruvian incel to go find his brown slampig (slampaca, slamllama?) at that racetrack event, seems like he didn't go and will continue being insufferable on the internet.
>>558999804 if you wanna min max you make great great grand parents with the meta skills like nimble nav and umastan, corners/straights, etc & pink sparks to up your low aptitudes if needed to make it easier to inherit
was too tired to respond and it's like 3 threads ago now but tosen jordan was named after a winery in california, not the basketball american
>>559000087based
>>559000284that still doesn't explain the cheeseburgers though
Can we get a pause? No fans required for some days... no cm. No event. No logging in required at all.
>>558998474
>>559000284Then why is she associated with basketball in the game?
>>559000410she hangs around with blacks
>>559000345needymusume
Of course I got the Fast Learner just right after I'm done with my aces cygames pls
>>559000345
>>559000284isn't it both?
>>559000345comfort = umapyoi
>>559000410The owner was fine with people associating the horse with basketball player since it made it more memorable. Still doesn't change the original name decision.
>start my first falco run for the cm>all of fuku's support chain hits>bakushin guts shows up without the card and gets me groundwork>the all stat up event gives me fucking fast learner>over 700 in both speed and wit going into senior yearI can't wait to see how this run collapses in on itself, even if I don't get Mile S I'll run it if the stats get me there
>use riko in unity>event in late september senior year>use riko in URA accidently>event 5 turns into to make debut
>>559000337The IRL horse LOVED cheeseburgers.
Why do Pasa's ears KEEP FUCKING TWITCHING STOP TWITCHING SO MUCH
>he doesn’t like ear flicks
>>559000904said literally no one ever
>>559000864She mentally considers you a fly. It's just an automatic defence mechanism. Don't take it personally.
>>559000849Horses can eat cheeseburgers and not die???
Do you like mahjong? Do you like to draw? Join /uma/hjong today!
>>559001054Horses can even drink beer
Do NOT feed your horses hamburgers.
jordan sexo
>>559001054they eat a lot of shit, they just like grass carrots and apples more
>>559001127She’s still be faster than you
>>559000582>>559000410they kinda just accepted the association>>559000591like this ^ anon mentionedso uma jordan will probably really like california wines when she's old enough to drink. burgers and wine.
>Could have met up with an online friend to see the movie>Didn't tell me he was going until the day ofNo....
>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprivedfuck my fat chungus life
Is it possible to already achieve 15m fans in over 3 hours?
>>559001127fat americans are worse than black americans
>>559001424with a lot of autism
That movie coming out anywhere besides North America?
>>559001127too late...
>>559001383>oh I know it’s last minute so you don’t have time to establish where you’re going with anyone you trust and there’ll be no signs of you making plans to go out, but do you want to go to the movies with a random strangerThat’s how you get murdered
>>559001424Sweepy can do it
>>559001563Holy Jordans
>the /a/ only tard secondary woke upSo he IS american/brown>>559001563holy gyaru sex
>>559001563paizuriburger
First time looking at club rankings because I'm currently clubless and they sure gather a lot of fans so fast
>>559001592NTA but I deserve to be fucking killed anyway, wouldn't mind if someone on /uma/ did it
>>559001054>VeggiesHorses eat greens>MeatHorseeatingbabychick.webm>CheeseHorses drink milk
Weird looking ArdanNot even mad though
>>559001638>>559001658the world where machines wage war against hUMAns...
(◒ω◒)
>>559001838
STILL NO ACEPULLED ON VBOURBON AND GOT 9WHITESMY ICE CREAM FELLITS SO FUCKING OVER
>Forever Young after stepping in America for one day
>>559001838CHU CHU CHU *sucking and slurping noises*
UMAS WORTH ROLLING FOR IN TB>Kita (unit and parent)>Nishino Flower (unit and parent)>cheerleader Kingu (parent)>wedding Curren (unit)>Inari One (unit)>summer Golshi (unit and parent)>Copano Rickey (unit)everything else is waifufagging
Big Brain Idea: Selling these 100 Club Point Cards for Rainbow Cleats? I can't tell what makes a card good.
>>559001901I need a jockey plushie riding this creature
You're either on the side of botters or on the side of niggersHas there ever been a tougher choice?
>>558998017its official now. we have 2 slots fully open as the flatliners were boiled
>>558998971Lucky bastard
>>559001969The fundamentals of this game are SPEED POWER STAMINA. Don't sell those cards, sell guts Urara from the FP shop first.
>>558997169gg, I beat you so now you have to hand over your ID I'm kidnapping you to my club
>>559001592He already knows my address since I bought my PC from him nearly a year ago. On another note he mentioned that he saw a Tachyon cosplayer and once the theater room started filling up people were showing each other's screens.
>>559001939She’s just Lisa from Bandori
>>559002080He is cheating on you with other trainers...
>>559001958>cheerleader Kingu (parent)Why is that? I am aiming for neicheer but wouldn't say no to getting A (one) king on the way there.
>>559001969If you're a complete F2P, Mqueen's card isn't that bad, keep that one at the very least.Ignore >>559002048, Urara's card is very good for the next scenario because it has a big race bonus.
>>559001969Narita Brian is a solid speed card, McQueen is probably the best launch welfare, and Tickezo is a good card if you can offset her energy nukeRice is at least decent for parent runs
>>559002048You're supposed to attach a gaslight image when you intentionally give bad advice. Or better yet just don't.
I'm so fucking tired of grinding for the last rainbow shardSurely missing just one of them won't affect me that much right?
>>559002048Niggers will post this then complain their luck is dogshit
>>559001972it's slop but dozo
I'm betting sweepydev will setup mant within a week after its release, hes just too lazy to prep anything ahead of time.
I'm waiting so long...
>>559002246You think you know better than Tucker Bryne HUH?
>>559002145her unique is like Dober's but for sprint and mile where Dober's doesn't work
>>559002048>>559002174>HaruShe seemed good to me at the beginning at least I can use for the next scenario>>559002235Well I guess I'll just keep them then, are they worth MLBing later?
>>559002342The unlockable mobs broke him
>>559000904it's the cutest thing about Umas. I'd honestly forget they are horse girls half the time
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE THIS WAS THE RUN
>>559001969Never ever cleat cards unless you already MLB'd them
>>559002350
U U U U U U UMA
Thoughts on Palmer's casual fit?
>>559002651She's a teen wearing an old lady lesbian fit.
>>559002359She'll be only a legend for the next 3 years until her scenario releases. Until then guts Garies will outduel everyone into victory.
no one actually likes Fenomeno other than contrarians who think the other reddit family members are too popular
>>559002651my face goes there
>>558998919our danchou is free use
>>559001969DO NOT CLEAT CARDS THOSE CARDS EVER. just keep them for team trial point bonus
Join Autis/uma/. The coolest /uma/ club. We’re A+. That’s 100%. That’s how much effort we give in everything we do. And you can be one of us. Just reply with your ID, or apply directly with /uma/ in your bio.
>>559002651rich country club fit which perfectly suits her
>>559002824Nah
>>559002651lovey dovey baby making with palmer
>>559002651Lame pants/10
I like all umas
MY CLUB IS FALLING APART AND I CAN'T STOP IT
>>559002824Sorry I've already done like 4m fans for my club...
>>559001939OMG! Forever Young! Wassup, girl?! Hey, you wanna borrow my shirt, it'd look totes cute on you! Let's swap and get some burgs!
>>559002870
>>559002545
No wonder Ryan's casual outfit sucks when her sisters look like THAT.
I want to see Ebayan getting fucked down hard. Am I alone in thinking this?
>>559002798inumusume
Paid my card, made my daily run, now it's time to order KFC.
>>559002651I think it suits her
>>559002414>increase acceleration on the final straightIs this another tricky wording where "final straight" is really just "a straight in the late race"? On this track would the final straight be when spurt starts or the straight in the red?
Ryan's outfit is ugly, yes, but more than that, Ryan herself is ugly.
Which uma would ask extremely stupid "Which uma" questions in /uma/?
>>559003003Ryan herself is just ugly. No amount of outfit can save her look
>>559002651literal arnold palmer golfing fit because y'know
Stego is also a dog uma
BAKUSHIIIIIN Oscrewed her debut tho
>>559002651Deceptively dangerous
>>559003079No, it works on final straight (not late race straight). So it doesn't do anything on most longs that have two straights.
>>559002419>are they worth MLBing later?These are probably the best cards to MBL, I'm also a bit of a newbie so other anons feel free to correct me.Keep in mind some SR cards are better than these SSRs.
Did (YOU) know that Oguri Cap from Uma Musume is a sneed poster on umachan?
>>559001969in return you get one make debut SR pull (i.e. a dupe 97% of the time unless you're brand new) and four regular pulls
>>559003040jordan's bad eating habits started early...
>>559003158why didnt it post the pic? 4shit
>>559003113She is the cutest Mejiro and her jealous sisters had to trick her into styling her hair like that.
>>559003270Say it ain’t so…
>>559001939I hope Trump doesn't get him killed.
How can anyone even be sexually attracted to Oguri Cap?
>>559003016https://gofile.io/d/4X9lZG
>>559003378Afraid so...
>>559003265>Guts Ulalaone of the best cards for Cockblazer>Stam MCqueenfine card but too gambly >Speed Suzukameh>Speed Brian one of the worst cards in the game
>>559003504>>Speed Brian >one of the worst cards in the gameoguri.jpg
>>559002979They should be besties
>>559003504>Suzu gets a pass while Brian doesn’tI know what you are
>>559002824I'll join when you beat Mambo
>>559003504>>Speed Brian >one of the worst cards in the game
>>559003562diff anonwhats notable about brian, she seems weak, and i dont wanna slot in a SSR that could brick my other chains
Mejiro Ryan has one of the top 5 bodies in the franchise.
>>558998017If you still have spots by then, I'll apply tomorrow, after cooldown.
I don't like cards with 0 initial friendship
>>559003504I don't think Brian's card is worst but everytime I used her my runs turns to shit or very low rating.
Brian is top 5 speed cards
Tensai mahou shoujo Sweepy spotted!
forever young sitting on my face
>>559003213>Height: 174 cm>Bust: 93>Waist: 63>Hips: 90She's a BIG dog.
>>559003710Suzuka gives your trainee MANTblazer, it's easily one of the best cards in the game.
chiyono o sucking my peanut butter covered dick
>>559003902NVM, should have shown up to practice
I’m a big enough guy that I could still manhandle Akebono
Who is the strongest trainer in /uma/? I want to fight him in ritual combat
>>559004054>crusaderWHAT THE FUCK CYGAMES??? Our Global Muslim community is gonna be pissed
>>559004054She should eat her vegetables.
>Riko doesn't show up in Junior year two runs in a rowwhat the fuckyou guys told me cygames fixed this
>>559004125Aoi
>>559003763Mambros should stick together
>recruiting time againOh wow, oh goodness, it certainly is.. ./Uma/ Club: the club: the movie has *checks notes* ONE spot left for (You) toreina-san!Reply to apply!
>>559003213>>559003945sexo
>>559004125please go away goku
>>559004306i'm NOT dropping my flatlining b+ club for this
>>559004306Ask your bed slut Umaoo
>>558999062>>558975290Seriously what the fuck is going on?I didn't even notice this one.Third ticket in like 7 runs, I swear cygames has been holding out on me.
>>559004125I would agree to these terms if you were a cute anime girl on a quest to find a husband
>>559004125I heard that Mambo Danchou took on all the men in his club at once
>>559004125me, ASL?
>>559004161
>>558998502They get turned into silver cleats and traded for cute girls
>>559004507That wasn't combat...
>>559004397This. B+ clubs are way too comfy.
>>559004125To request an audience with one of the four kings is to invite death to your trainees.
3 hours until the cleat shop turns many cleats into a few cleats.
>>559004306poach someone from bricked, they've gotten too cocky lately
>>559004702I have infinite gold cleats.
>>559004783Quality is too low
>>559004850>bricked members quality is too lowNoo...
>>559004702i thought they would update the SR+ tickets to race 2 or whatever the updated pools are calledbut they're still make debut on the JP server, what on earth is the pointi guess they don't care about putting retard bait in the shops because the dream glimmers are there too
>>559004834homogus
my golshi cleats are running out... surely I can cleat the next welfare right??
>>559004125You can't meet her unless you show how strong you are.
hereumamogus
>>559004974You mean the Speed card right? Golshi Stam gets buffed and becomes one of the best Stam cards for 2 scenarios
>cleating cardsEnjoy being stuck in class 5 in 2 years I guess, lol.
Mejiro wars
>>559004306its time to poach rugacchi
>>558999205me on the left
>>559004827I guess that makes my stash infinity * 2. It'd be nice if these were more useful.
this is a japanese kindergartner
>>559005510Opera NyoooooooO
Dirt chanmi aces readyMedium chanmi aces readyWaiting on MANT release to start making Longkino chanmi acesGuess I'll just grind fans for danchou in the meantime
Raisu...
>>559005510Opera love!
>>559005535Infinity*4
Fuck you Ryan is the most sexiest, most beatiful honse waifu and i want to make beautiful fillies with her
>>559005973>>559005535>>559004827pige alert
I will rape the next Ryanfag
Done. See you on MANT danchou
CM10702622877026228770262287
>>559005863Isn't MANT releasing before Medium cm?
>>559006162Cutie
>>559006179he is talking about medium cm for jp which is at the end of this month
>>559005863who the fuck is medium chanmi, jpige?
What's his endgame?
>>559006162Uma ears are so cute. I want to pet them.
>>559006162Aren't you a VF tranny
she is almost here…!
A couple of 67 gals
>>559006162whale
>>559002325fusu
>>559006094you and what army, boy
>>559006382Would Kitasan let me hit if I begged her?
>>559006343getting b&
>>559006094inu kani
I will get Kitasan for Free!
>>559006382
>>559006343to be the very best
>21 days before diai have enough to spark for her, but i still want to have enough to roll for late surger cards
>>559006434
>>559002325cute!>>559006502fus
>>559006387checked
>>559003113well now hold on, I can think of one thing...
>>559006382it's only been 5 hours
>>559006660>the accident wasn’t you fault, senpai
>>559006434Every time I see fanart about umas complaining about their trainer's partner it makes me wonder if the average ningen that might seduce a trainer into a relationship is just a gold digger. Do trainers even have that much money on them on a regular basis? Since umas are still high schoolers would they get any prize money from winning races?
>>559006094Dog.
>>559006489I saved for Banners and you didnt idk what to tell you
>CM this CM thatFUCK OFFI HATE MARUZENSKYI HATE PASAAND MOST IMPORTANTLY I HATE MIHONO BOURBON CHOCOLATE
>>559006738>save this image very time it gets postedI'm up to 4 copies. this is good
Why would you ever risk dating a trainer as a ningen
I am a fan of Ms. Bourbon Valentine
>>559006824the umas get paid, tama races for the money.
>>559007084true love
>>559007084Uma on ningen women violence has never happened stop asking questions
>>559007084why would you risk going outside when everything can kill you
I found her design too overdetailed but she has been growing on me, I'm falling for loves only you propaganda
>>559006489my bad
>>559007315AIEEEE DOXXERS
>>559007084Not every trainee is malicious enough to sabotage a trainer's relationship by any means necessaryRight?
kusomusume
>>559001658>1st place club gained over 43m in just an hour>2nd place 18.9mInsane
>>559007315I recognize this doxxed anon!
>>559005817Uma* Kindergartener, they grow up too damn fast
>>558998152She's so ugly and old
>>559007294Love meLove you...
>>559006660Helios and the tulpa she created after being rejected by Ruby.
>>559006162Post results if you're gonna host here, retard
>>559007401I'm cheering for sweepy
>>559007124I think this outfit is cuter, og looks kinda trying too hard to be ero but not going far enough
>>559007401>special announcement: don't bot and don't use hachimi or hakuraku or elsewhen will cygames follow up with their threats? I'm starting to doubt
>>559007294Rabu!
>>559007690i forgor
Always gamble
im free
>>559007742If they don't someone better make a bot for steam version
>>559007820accurate
>>559007851since riko shows up so early now i always pick top, worth it for a free midgame generic skill
>>559006824Horse racing moves a ton of money IRL and since it’s the #1 mainstream sport in uma musume both trainers and trainees would be absolutely loaded. Umas aren’t just top athletes either they’re worldwide celebs and singers too so that's a fuck ton of merchandising, prize money, sponsorship deals, media contracts, concert revenue, etc
>>559007315>yellow highlightIf you keep doing this people are eventually going to turn off spectators in their hosted lobbies
>>559007902EROPON CITY
they all have large horse cocks????
>>559004623Just use Havel's armor, that boss is easy.
>>559007887
>>559007742pic related should be posted on every social media related to the game. this is the leader of the whole ed*n "org" getting 80 million in one day a couple of days ago which is not even humanly possible doing 24 constant hours of 1m runs every 20 minutes.
Post CM10 Digitans
>>559006824If Cinderella Grey is anything to go by, regional trainers earn peanuts, and nation trainers earn just about earn a livable wage.
>>559008094I LOVE NTR
>>559007961umamusumes are prostitutes
>>559008094the premise of umas becoming housewives doesn't sit well with mesurely if anything they would remain the breadwinner with modelling, advertising etc. and torena would stay at home with the kids
Left or right umatachiLeft has more accels but gaslator puts right 1 length ahead
>>559007189
>>559008123i gotchu bwohttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1ri3t1j/is_this_level_of_fan_farming_even_humanly/
>>559008123I demand their bot settings
evens I get digitan with the anni paypig selectorodds i get falcuck
>>559007961>>559008164So what I'm gathering from this is that the key to not ending up in a miserable relationship is dressing up like a hobo to avoid gold diggers
>>559008282All the accels in the world won't save you if you don't have 1200 speed + Mile S. Right every time.
>>559008282Deck?
>/uma/ pretending they wouldn't fuck these two
>>559008310eden is at the level where i think they might even be paying gangs of thirdies to fan farm for them more optimally than a bot can
>>559008309Funny that the botting is known not because of Sweepy or the bots but because of fucking top club. Even youtube shorts are using them as engagement bait
>>559008470I'd fuck Riko and Meek
>>559008470no one would fuck aoi, she's a friendless loser
>>559008483You have to be very stupid or naive to believe what you just posted
WHERE IS MY FUKU AFTER STORY CYGAYYYY
>>559008470i would fuck happy meek
>>559008470Aoi is bad at her job, but if you date her, she could fend off an umamusume in hand to hand combat
>>559008483for all we know they've been using tools like the one sweepy released some days ago, this stuff has been knowns on the JP sides for a while now, or at least the theory. could've all been closely protected stuff no one knew about, people fucking LOOOOOOVE not sharing secret shit to feel better
>>559008123>80 mil dailythis nigga already switched to icarus
Which one is more threatening?
>>559008417They both have 1200 and S though? Or do greens not count for speed bonus>>559008441parents were mostly power (my parent are quite bad)
>>559008253I imagine some of them are especially the ones that don’t make it
the average uma can literally snap your neck in half like a twig if they wanted to and yet you people still want to stick your dick in them
>>559008417Winter Runner means left has a higher top speed, actually.
>>559008743That is my literal ideal, yes
>>559008743Stop, I can only get this erect
>>559008470
>>559008470Aoi has some nice lips in game, I'd kiss her while cumming balls deep inside
>>559008590thats why she's great, I bet the majority of /uma/ could score with her despite her value>good body and nice personality>comes from a rich and respected family
>>559008743I'd stick my dick in anything hot or cute enough
>>559008281Umas becoming housewives is canon, trainer can still share his wisdom as an instructor and make other umas win G1, tracen will still pay them for that
>>559008712left. grass would never act like on the right in the first place.
>>559008743One of my husbandos is a draph that could murder me with his hair yet I STILL want to make love with him. Its all about trusting your partner.
>>559008648I'm going to go insane
>double gold inspo>dirt BI hate dirt cm
Any EN club spots open?I'm 10m fans/month
Does Creek propaganda exist?
I hate Fine Motion. I seriously fucking hate her.
aoi is a cutie and i'm tired of pretending she isn't
>>559008712"Don't. Make. Grass. Mad."-t. Seiun Sky
>>559008282Right? Why is this a question
this is the true definition of AURA
>>559009097i B+ open
>>559009106yeah I don't miss training for capricorn at all. infuriating.
the average ningen can literally slit your throat while you sleep if they wanted to and yet you people still want to stick your dick in them
>>559009169Maya.
>>559009097>10m fans a monthLmao
>>559002824Do you still have those slots?
Nishino Deflower
>You're in the uma world but instead of a trainer you are a stay at home husband to your blue coller uma wife you met in highschool
>>559009201the average guy can pull your dick offwhats your point?
I love Fine Motion. I seriously fucking love her.
>>559009097I don't think you're "EN" because you haven't been reading the thread with 6 million recruitment posts
>>559008123this neigha has to be careful about not breaking the 32-bit integer limit
>>559009169Mayachi is almost above average!
>>559008470I am picking any uma girl over a ningen anyday
>>559009315Oh you love Fine Motion? Name 3 CMs you ran her in.
>>559009101I don't think I've seen any starter units get propaganda, and her mommy stuff is pretty divisive.Either you like it, you tolerate it, or you don't like it.
>>559009106t. Air Shakur>>559009315t. Air Shakur
>>559009169oh no no no
>>559009248Yes
>>559008470these two wouldn't fuck me
>>559009169Maya!
>>559008470Only Riko, Aoi scares me.
>>559009201This is why I’m waiting for robowives
>>559009327Fan count reqs? That's SEA clubs
>>559009245I do my dailies/events and otherwise take it easy, whats wrong with that>>559009327I waited for the month to change before asking
I would get this woman quintuple pregnant.
>>559009654>aoi acts all weak and useless to snag trainer from other umas>to achieve that she made meek into an awful runnerTrue evil...
>>559008470Very interesting how Aoi is the only ningen without an SSR friend card
>>559009169 (You)I want to give up. I don't need a third x-umen. Fishing for multiple sparks just to get dunked on by a S+ Mile S Taiki is breaking my soul.
>>559009386ANY uma, you say?
>>559009775Because she’s a bad torena
>>559009831>saggy tits>used up pussywhy?
Why is Left (shoe) faster than Right (cake)?Right has more skills and SS-ranked Speed. From my novice perspective, the only advantage Left has is in Stamina.
>>559009398Never heard of someone not liking the mommy schtick, I'm not super (creek) into mommy stuff but she's comfy and I have her as my career representative to soothe me with her cute face
>>559009831SEX WITH HAGSSEX WITH EXPERIENCED WOMANSEX WITH HUGE TITS
>>559009938Isn’t Right gassing out?
>>559009932light hello has a sealed umanko despite pushing 40
>>559009831>tits too big>thighs too soft>womb too fertileTurn on the mic cause I'm going to umapyoi that hag now
>>559009389I brought her to saggytits and capricorn, here's my sprint one. Dirt is ultra cancer to mutate doe i don't wanna do that one.
>>559010040Nope. She typically scores second in practice when faced against Left.
Something interesting about Aoi is how at the start of the game, every run you had Aoi and her dates for a while even if you didn't have her card so she was the cygames enforced ningen wife for you.
>>559009831>ANY uma, you say?if she has uma ears and a tail, then yes
>>559009097Read the thread. We have plenty of clubs recruiting>>558997824>>558998919>>558998239>>559002824
>>559009828Don't let the CM sperging suck the fun out of the game, I do the bare minimum and I have fun with not winning A Class CMs
>>559010064really?i didn't really read up on her, but i assumed she's an uma trainer because she used to be a racer herself who ended up not winning any graded races, so she decided to train other umas insteadthat would imply she had a trainer before, thus meaning her umanko is second-hand garbage
>>559010201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>559008123they've been doing worse for months and yet cygames does nothinglast month they broke their PB like 15 days in it's fucking ridiculous at this pointhang em hight. /uma/ club player
>>55901017567!
>>559010012>Never heard of someone not liking the mommy schtickThere is a big difference between being coddled and spoiled by someone who wishes to show affection to you and being babied as an adult by someone who wants you to wear a diaper, bib and suck on a pacifier
We're gonna ningenpyoi all night.
>>5590101756 7
>>559010402I can handle that one
Post something that makes schizos scream in agony
>>559010012It actively stresses her out to not be able to do stuff for you, and it would personally stress me out to have everything done for me
>>559010364>wear a diaper, bib and suck on a pacifierAdmittedly not that many people talk about that part but being taken care of isn't so bad, put me in the cradle Creek
>>559009938>SfV level 3 vs Level 1>head on vs none>she probably procs her ult more often than the one on the right due to the worse stats
>>559010527
No, we're gonna umapyoi instead
Where is the /v/ma thread, I even missed Chrono cup
>>559010282she went to university then turned into a depressed OL after she found out she's not made for racing, and she's more of an event organizer than a trainer
>>559010649unique levels lol
>>559010318>they gain our top club's entire quota in 3 days topspretty infuriating, hope the fuckers get what's coming to them
>>559010127if you are only running those two and the rest are mob umas, then the mob umas will also gas out since those always have shit stats.
Mambo better have a mandatory Mambo check this month
>>559010678WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>559007742Isn't JP getting an in client parallel to HKRK? They really ought to backport that to global.
We should start club advertising in the /v/ threads
>>559009831Good
>>559008123You might be wondering what they're getting out of botting top 1. The answer is publicity so they can run whatever pyramid scheme they have in their Discord
The fact that Daiwa Scarlet's VA is dangerously close to being the size of this overfed Daiwa is pretty erotic
wait they are all based on male horses? now it makes sense why they all have giant horse cocks
Icarus more like BitcharusGottem
>>559011053 >those giant honkersaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is there a way to check all the clubs rankings from last month
What the FUCK is her problem
>>559009169Hold on...C + BGOD DAMMIT STOP WITH THE FUCKING PROPAGANDA
>>559010713>Washed up low income uma having as a job making the dream of other umas come trueMan, must be tough
>>559011318>Big Sister
Should i try uma? is it good?
>>559009169>Gives you the worst run you've ever seen
>>559011318>Big Sister>>>/lgbt/
>>559011006They're basically getting the information content of just the hakuraku skill breakdown view, which is just a small part of the stuff you can see on there.
>>559011404YesThe anniversary is about to startNyo
>>559011404>is it good?It's incredibly infuriating at times, actually, most of the time.
>>559009831
Newfag wanting to join a club, my ID is 212107384030
>>559010678WALKIN THE RAININ THE RAININ THE RAIN
>>559011364Ach, mein Gott! Is that the legendary umamusume Mr. Cock and Balls?
>>559011162post full
>>559011629sent
>>559011404This but with TachyonYou know she doesn't shave at all
>>559009386Even a cripple?
>>559011816I love my beautiful wife Tachyon’s Jungle Pocket.
Once again, big breasts
>danchou isn't recruiting since he's a seagger who went to sleep time to leave
>>559005074I’d last maybe 3 strokes inside Gentildonna
my uma: pure and only for me ( I )your uma: whore who fucks fans and other trainers ( ô )
>>559011827ESPECIALLY a cripple!
>559011761Thanks!
>>559011629>he got kidnapped to a club not on the list>>559011761why aren't you on the /vg/ clublist?
who has the biggest stinkies horse cock? very important please answer
If I had a dollar for every time Fine Motion showed up to wit training today, I would have 3 dollars
>>559006510You wouldn’t even have to beg
>>559012195Danchou...
>>559011827You didn't learn when 4chan was exposed to anime girl cripples for the first time?
>>559009831>>559011954>>559011053Stop trying to make me masturbate
What other umas besides Shichi usually get the jealous/homewrecker fanart?
>>559012278Cute boy
>>559011827ANYUMAMUSUME
>>559009831>>559011954>>559011053Continue trying to make me masturbate
>>559012190>list shittinguh oh who cares
>>559012324sorry, my bad
>>559010678Just like trainer, I'm tempted to buy a Harmonica and learn it. I just wish I had a place to practice it that wouldn't upset people, sometimes suck living in a city.
https://jiggie.fun/tt2aBehttps://jiggie.fun/tt2aBehttps://jiggie.fun/tt2aBehttps://jiggie.fun/tt2aBe
>>559010318I sent "feedback" on both the cygames and umamusume website the other day.Cygames site only allows 600 characters so I kept it brief, the umamusume site allows 6000 characters so I specifically pointed out trainer IDs, showed screenshots of the in-game club member list taken over multiple days/hours, and gave them some math to show how some of those numbers aren't humanly possible without automation tools or account sharing.Obviously I don't think it's going to do anything, but you know maybe no one else has done this before?
>deport schizos hours
>>559012670sweepy making a mockery of the rankings is more likely to work than anything else
>>559012670They will listen if it gets mass reported.4chan isn't a personal army but botters are cancer, I'd like to see cygames do something about that
where are the rooms
>>559012461>random discord club kidnapping anons againthe list is open to all, must be some kind of fucked up shitter club to not be on there>>559012670>i sent "feedback" on both cygamesthis is genuinely a good thing and well done anon, the more people complain the better. we need sloptubers and twiters uesers to start up a fuss too, I'm surprised none of the influencer-cords have mass reported them yet
>>559012325I wish I was Gold City so I could let my danchou hotdog me then get upset when he wants to stick it inside
Bros my little sister asked me if I want to see the uma musume movie with her I have but I have zero knowledge of this game do I have to be familiar with it for the movie to make sense
Does Gourmand trigger Hydration during mid race too or do they merge into 1 skill activation? I don't see Hydration here but I bought them both.The idea was to trigger Dazzl'n Diver (requires 2 skills during mid race)
>Slackers havn't been destroyed>our #1 has leftDAAAANNNNCHOUUUUUU
Should I run a Front Runner or Pace Chaser Taiki in the upcoming CM?I already have a great Haru (Late Surger) and Condor (Pace Chaser).>>559010649Possible>>559010880Noted
>>559013171not reallythey're horse girls that race
>>559012472Somehow I don't think you're sorry at all..
>>559013171Nah, the movie is easy to watch based on vibes
what the fuck
>>559013159just want to suck on her painted toes
>>559013171i wish i had a little sister...
>>559011827I want to have sex with her while she's in her robot form. I wonder if she'll feel anything while she's in her robot form or it'll be a sleep sex
>>559008281Unless they're like Oguri or Rudolph levels of famous they probably get overshadowed quickly after retirement by the incoming generations.
Harmonious Hoeh, like Falcon suggested
>>559013181Is this the equivalent to Diesel Wave in Nikke? And is it acceptable to post this daily in Club Chat?
>>559013332Hoeh
>>559013282>>559013282let me make it up to you
Which uma is the biggest foot whore?
>>559013409Our diesel wave is the Haru Urara emote
>>559013184gourmand is an upgrade to hydration and replaces it.
>the brown gets ZERO attention with his MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE /a/ retardation>brings in his non-existent sister>20 billion replies
>>559013495Yeah boohoo big deal
>>559013332HOEHARIGATOU
>>559013495Are you mad because you can’t go to see it yourself? Just watch it at home
>>559013159I regret asking
>>559013171I haven't seen the movie but the one gimmick of the franchise that you might benefit from being told beforehand is that the major horsegirls in it are all named after and based on real racehorses, and that there are many references to the actual horses' careers in the girls' designs and stories, which is a pretty fun concept even if you don't actually know anything about racehorses
Tachyon movie is mid as fuck except for the animation lmao who even cares about it
>>559013458ikuno dicktus
>>559013407>>559013416>>559013608WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS FALCO DOES NOT SAY HOEH SHE SAYS OUEN
I hate mambo
>>559013768Well maybe that's what she TRIES to say, but we can hear what we can hear
>>558998919Are the slots still open? Can I send one after 1 day cooldown?
>>559013768hoes arigatou
>>559011847The Mr CB propaganda is working on me
>>559013640I wish I was>>559013608I wish I was smart falcon so I could watch my trainer fuck other umas up close and their loves juice mix and splatter on my face fighting the urge to masturbate to the scene before me because umadols must remain pure
whore
I just hit a successful strength chakra in a fanrun so it doesn't matter
>>559013768I bet you're one of those "her name is not mambo" people too
stinky horse cock...
>>559013768Retard, she's thanking her biggest fan
>>558998017Ill apply tomorrow at this time
>>559014056sexo artist with mega sexo sex art
Power is a gaslight stat
>>559013919Falco... You can have a happy family with your trainer if you believe in yourself, don't fall for the NTR pipeline
Wouldn’t join autis/uma/ if it was the last club in the game
what the fuck...
>>559014249
>>559014249juvenile filliesHARD
>>559014249YADA'd
>>559013768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
I choose the winning chakra!
This sunday sucks ass
Mediro Jober
they'll post some shit like this and you'll ask where the midgame is and theyll go idk dude
>>559013425That cleavage is WAY too erotic
/uma/hjong is looking for new active members. We have almost broke into A+ rank.
>>559014527
>>559010527They can't handle the truth
63841137 cm10
Need me Turbo already
>>559014864You guys are fast
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you litt, like Sand Commando suggested
>>559013897we still have slots, if you want you can also just drop your id and i'll send you an invite now. You can accept it once the cooldown is over.
>>559014729i'd suck her ass
>>559011272I love infertile girls and ladies
>>559014991FineMo makes me cum fast
>>559013332HOEEHHHH
>>559014729Where’s her cleavage
Is D distance aptitude enough for parent runs?
>>559013332https://youtu.be/YSZo4vevmBgNigekiri gang sends their regards.
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
>>559015361thats barely enough in JP lolyou need B today with a good accel skill
>>559014864
>>559015390900,000 years.
>>5590153902027
>>559014863please post more
Is it safe to recruit now? UMADash can accept 3 diligent toreinas in its ranks. Something-something 30m. How about that? MahjongMajsoul Friends Room 98997(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98997Room theme: https://youtu.be/__6LaavwGWw?si=UtzqCrqGJKS8to7U
>>559015553the way my pasa lost second place 1ms before plancha is so sad
THE Uma&Co is looking for a new member to join. The chillest A+ club. Leave your id if you want an invite
>>559015390
Does anybody else hump their own bed? I'm laying down on my belly and my dick got a bit hard randomly so I've been grinding my bed for the past 2 minutes or so. It feels really nice.
cm10 78140767
>about to do a meme roll>think it's probably going to be her>roll anyway>get herFuck. My luck was supposed to be saved for Kitasan
May someone please explain why the skill tier list is split between Team Triaals and CM?I can only assume it's because people will be building stronger Umas for CM; but in that case, why are some low-tier for TT (ex.: Triumphant Pulse) highly-rated for CM?
>>559015730>>559015749Why is it ALWAYS a teio poster?
>>559015420>Mackie has mile FNuts to that then.
>>559015718Your club is 30/30?
Post something nice about KS Miracle
>>559015887
>>559015907For team trials you just want skills that will consistently proc, even if they don't contribute to winning the race (IE gold vision/nav skills). Inherited unique give less points so they are rated lower for TT.
>>559015907Team Trials skills are mainly for points you aren't really trying to win
>>559015971Haha, yeah, why would a full club be looking for new me-OH NO SO THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS BOUGHT A GUILLOTINE OH NO
>>559016156>>559016169Wait, really?I thought all this time that the points were just for player & club rank. Do the points in a TT match determine who wins that race?
>>559015749Isn't that normal?
>>559015929Because then you'll always reply. You are my strongest warrior after all.
>>559016306do you play the game?
>>559015749I hump my pillow, not my bed, but the position is exactly the same. The mattress is too hard, but my pillow feels just right.
>>559015749How else are you supposed to masturbate?I know there's the meme of lotion & hand, but it seems pretty gross and hard to clean up.
damnlook at her go
>>559016419do you, tranny?
>>559016306No you get points for activating skills in the team trials races. You still want someone on your team to win for more points. Just go do a team trials run and look at the points breakdown at the end
>>559016506now imagine two sweepies
Matikanesiegheilser
>>559015749I mean, that's just normal reaction. Especially if you hug your pillow and suddenly become bored or just hard. Exception to mine is I own the Bourbon pillow so I have a reason to get hard
>>559016472>lotionJust use your foreskin. Oh, wait... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pick your Umamon.
>>559016506our GOD and SAVIOR!>>559016582>two icarus in one clubimagine a whole club filled with them
>>559015756Mihono Bourbon brings home the bacon
>>559016506
>>559016631>>559016471>>559015749So where do you finish? surely not on the bed right?
when i was eleven, i accidentally discovered cumming while i watching a pokemon lets play and playing with my dick. but i didn't understand how i did it. i ended up inventing a terrible form of masturbation in which i held my dick in one hand, then used the palm of the opposite hand to just rub circles on top of the head until i came. it was so fucking painful. but i did it for years.
LINENS FUCKERS GENERAL
>>559016658>"What the fuck are people talking about? Why are they using lotion to jerk off? I just gently jerk and feel good">Remember that americans get their foreskin jew'd since foreverAHAHAHAHHAHA
cm10 39476130last one
>>559016672those are umakkuris
I didn't need to know that
why are you guys always talking about dicks when I wake up
>>559016419Yes. I press the pretty white and blue bubbles, then gasp in awe when yellow stars appear.>>559016526But what do I with points? What purpose do they serve? Are they more important than actually winning or losing the race?
>>559015083I will send request tomorrow around this time. Please leave one slot for me.
>>559016306Look at the point breakdown next time you do TT. Places 1-3 net a lot of points so you want to podium as best you can while balancing skills.
I accidentally posted the lobby code on my work chat. Good thing they're just a bunch of numbers
>>559017059Your team trials points allows you to go up in the Class rankings to get more weekly carats...
>>559017021It's the smell. Go take a bath.
Danchou still has not kicked the flatliners from the club...t. "comfy club"
>>559016959Am unskinned. Can get off with just my hand and some tissues to clean up. Thread is full of insensate ojiis.
Pity the skinlessTheir parents were the goodest goys not them
>>559017214funniest shit I've ever seen
>>559017118>>559017135Thank you for explaining.Now I understand!
>>559016032She stole my first kiss
HYAAAAAAAA
>>559017193>insensateisn't it harder to cum by humping
>>559016506should rename the club to "Eden bots btw"
>>559016987Holy shit it's my danchou!
>>559017227>MFW skinning your baby counts as child abuse in my countryFeels good that jewish practices are illegal
>>559016032She told me she stole some guy's first kiss right after licking my asshole
>>559016849I use a large towel on my pillow to catch the cum... it reeks a bit at this point since it's been the same for a while, but I've been too lazy to substitute it.
>>559017385
>>559016471This is how girls goon... The idea of female Teioposters... Eww
>>559017447>old towel>reeks a bit>too lazy to change itxqz, is that you? how is your eye? do you know what condensation is?
So the legend responsible for this masterpiece was a teioposter...I kneel
>>559017372Only because of the pain
>>559017412>Foreskins obtained from circumcision procedures are frequently used by biochemical and micro-anatomical researchers to study the structure and proteins of human skin. In particular, foreskins obtained from newborns have been found to be useful in the manufacturing of more human skin.>Foreskins of babies are also used for skin graft tissue, and for β-interferon-based drugs.>Foreskin-derived fibroblasts have been used in biomedical research, and cosmetic applications.>be born>get harvested by big pharma
>>559017647hahah holy fuck I forgot about that classic
deio sdebbu da
>>559016987My hero...
>>559017876holy chansforming...
>>559017876>shakur lb3
>>559017647>>559017765>Da Juice are using baby skin for scienceOf fucking course they are
>>559017765I actually couldn't believe circumcision was a decently common practice in the USactual goycattle country
>>559017876>HishiamaI kne->3LB Air ShakurGonna need another set of knees
>>5590178761st and 2nd certainly have some interesting deck
Any of you racists want to explain why your bot is in the top 30 right now? What message is it trying to send?
NON STOP SEX VACATION WITH LIGHT HELLO
>missed all the roomsAIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559017876the virgin metaslave vs the chad(s) uses his wife and whatever cards he has lying around
>>559018161nate higgers or smth idk
>>559018028It's trying to get cygays to notice
>>559018161>said the eden member calmly
>>559018161THAT YOU HAVE LOST! ROBOTS OWN THIS GAME!
>>559018161Nice bait bwo. You really should understand that the only ones know Sweepy is /ours/ is if you're constantly lurking or in this thread >racistsWhat a nice touch he even included racism, impressive, very nice.
>>559018280Meant to quote >>559018161
why does curren love my dick cheese so much
>>559018450then remake the post you faggot, delete it and insta repost
>>559016695best would be just enough sweepies to keep #1 and the rest random casuals to make eden seethe and see if saigamesu ever does anything about it
>>559018594me in the back
>>559018519Only fags delete their posts.
>>559018161"I hate browns browner than me despite being brown myself" basically
>>559018594looks painful
>>559018574good idea actually, the rest doesn't matter anyway. it WOULD be fun to see how far 30 icarus bots could push things, but your idea is the 2nd best idea>>559018657>:(
>>559018657put those things away
>>559018378>racistsYou didn't deny it though
No survivors huh
Hashire hashire umamusume
>>559015384based
>>559018828patriot
>>559018828>uh oh racistsit's not amerislut hours you retarded n
>>559018828this guy is such a clown, I can't wait for cygames to notice and have him publicly executed
Instead of replying to baits show me your event points or reach 1m if you haven't yet since it's ending in 44 minutes.
>>559018828>1m per dayDaily quotas are cringe. You gonna boot me because I have a life and will hit the monthly quota regardless?
>>559015384>spechud on the cover of a song she's not even inI HATE the face of the franchise
>>559018991>everyone responding to obvious baitAre you sure
>>559019024SEEEEEEEETHE AND COPE TRANNY
>>559019031Mission accomplished.
>>559019108you. are. brown
gn
>>559019031I aint doin allat
I can't stop listening to the training music from the american scenario. Sims ahh music I could listen to it all day.
>>559013171It's a sports anime you don't need to know shit.
The Anniversary had better give out more Toughness 30s, I'm down to my last 20 and you can fuck off if you think I'm paying carats for stamina refills
>>559019209>he didn't get to 2m for the secret flash/bourbon double paizuri scene
>>559019261Good night
>>559019024Nothing ever happens.
>>559018378ye bwo, nobody outside from here could figure out Sweepy is /uma/
>>559019031I barely made it after taking last weekend off
>>559018378This place being bot hq isn't exactly a well kept secret
>>559018936Groovy udders suffocating me until I am off this horrid Earth
>>559019261*eats the plushie*
>>559018936
>>559018696The /pol/ special
>>559019031I just passed 1m and have exactly 0 left tokens on a fresh bingo sheet. Flash would be proud.
>>559019554Punching down is human nature. You can’t fix people.
did sweepy just get banned
Thoughts?
>>559019720>87thnot him
>>559019748all cities are cute
>>559019720He was top 30 last i checked bwo
>>559019748I don't know, what should I know about her?
>>559019748Eroi
>>559019762then where is it
>>559019031
>>559019714>Being brown is human natureNo it isn't you disingenuous shit
>>559019748sssssssssex with hags
>>559019360>>559019405You niggers are retarded it's unreal. Do you even know what 4chan looks like to normies? They're surprisingly still afraid of the site being le 4chan hackers and how going in here will unironically doxx you, get your computer hacked, etc.We're not even popular for being racists we're just feared because le hecking 4chan. You'd only bait and talk about /uma/ if you've been here or 4chan in general. Make better bait faggots.
>>559019883The 2m sex scene was hella cash btw they disabled screenshots unfortunately
>>559019884rabu rabu
I love older women!
>>559019884just realized ebayan is teaching the uma in america dance
>>559019748
>>559019949Fix it then
>>559019031Don't be retarded like me not knowing the missions give event points. I waited to complete all the missions before accepting and now I'm over 140k points after reaching 1m
>>559019985anon the link leads you to this. It's impossible to not find /uma/
>>559019531Wrong move
>>559020020Thank you, the recording was tough but it was well worth it
>4chan is actually still le secret club!Not even worth a (You)
>>559020054Yeah there's multiple different ones. One has Espo next to Maru-chan (I need to find the recording...) teaching her with Yanko doing the clapping for timing like in webm related.
>>559020169Normies don't even dare try clicking anything 4chan related. That's how afraid they are of 4chan it's actually funny.
Why is he using a buhi buhi oink oink account for this
>>559020156The only fix is all of them going in the meat grinder
>>559020235Question for the JP fags. MANT is notoriously long and tedious and all that, but how long do the scenarios after that take on avrg?
>>559020187no....
>>559020235more expo is nice
>>559019748I could never say no to Americans with hugs racks
>>559019884>>559020235BOING BOING BOING BOING
Stop posting JP stuff that we won't even get to see since the game is gonna EoS after they realize it's not worth the money to actually code something new to patch the game against the bots
>>559020230nta but you could actually go on big discord servers and try searching "4chan" and the results are always funny.
>>559020346there's a club just for botters?
>>559020346you havent seen the actual buhi account....
>>559020346Ban immunity due to being a spender
>>559020346>big account>"held back btw"EDEN fags are going to be soooooo fucking angry
What is the horse lore behind Sweep hating blacks?
>>559019956Holy Journey, there is nothing there
>>559020346If they ban a freebie that means nothingIf they ban a buhi it sets a precedent
>>559020346>Remove Follower well look at mr popular
>>559020546
>>559020371this anon is deliberating quitting the game...
>>559019031I have been slacking hard and only just made it. Really starting to feel the burn now. Not sure I'll make it through blazer at this rate. Doesn't help I just started playing ZZZ to get the new character twitter was having a melty over, so had to pump a lot of time into that to get her for free.
>>559020546He's an edgy singaporean teenager on 4chan
>>559020356Go ahead, then
>>559020346why do you think he picked that name
>>559020724which ZZZ character
>>559020732god you're so fucking mad all the time its hilarious
>>559020724>I just started playing ZZZMy condolences
>>559020331If by "normie", you mean "grandma" or "uncle Joe", yes, grandma and uncle Joe are scared of 4chan. An average 20s, 30s normalfaggot would probably dip in here and post even. Look at our thread
The racist description undermines the cause since they can just ban him for that and it won't mean they banned him for botting
Yo wtf, why are these 2 gaying up
>>559020346>rice avatarMY FUARKING HERO
nandeyanen
>>559020346I've been waiting for this the whole timenot sure if 1 man can do it but he's my fuaaarking heronow watch cygames ban him before the end of the month and still do nothing about edenniggers
>>559020819>not denying itKek. Did he hit a nerve?
>>559020762>Expecting browns, thirdies, americans and zoomer to know what or who "Icarus" is
>>559020871No, if they ban him and leave Eden untouched, it just means they have no intention of enforcing antibotting rulesThis is a good experiment
>>55902037130/40 minutesYou will go through MANT fast when you have all agendas for races
who even plays hoyoslop in the big 2026
>>559020819I don't mind him and use his bot, but he is an edgy singaporean teenager on 4chan.
>>559020346>rice actually wasn't a villain this whole timeI kneel
>>559020902>spoilerWhich will most likely happen. The eden botters can still justify it meanwhile Sweepy is doing it for the sake of it
>>559020235Yanko also teaches the umas english in some of the others
>don't want to play mantblazer but all the cute and funny uma banners are during itwhy did they do this to me
>>559021004He'll get banned because racism bad and cygames us is a bunch of californians, they will completely sidestep the bot issue.
>>5590190311.6 million. Had to do 1 more 2x TP run to clear the last bingo card.
>>559021013>30/40min (perfectly fine) vs 1-2h of MANThell of a decision they made their, gotta give it to them>>559021060It gives the community more (meaningless) reasons to yell at cygames
>>559020346i know you're here sweepydevrename the club "Eden is botting"
>>559020346>spend money>Cyjews sees nothingHe's a hero showing everyone how little those japs care about global
>>559020346So this is the power of sweepy, huh...
Is her career also a cripple girl story I love girls in wheelchairs and with poor health
Where did the Eden clubs go?
>>559021161there's a character limit for club names
>>559021145But that’s conjecture. We won’t know until that actually happens.
>>559021193>Have every single card displayed here, except for nature, motherfucker I can borrow>Can't pull anything even remotely close to this uma
>>559021161Just be Ban Eden
>>559021152If you are a "Number go up" enjoyer, MANT is going to be a godsend, also 2 hours is an exaggerated number, the amount of time spent is relative on how good/bad the rng is
>>559021201reminder people read what this psycho has to say and think "wife"
>>559020346>buhi buhi oink oink accountwhat if it's not?what if he's hiding something from us
>>559021092Yeah. There's also one where Espo tosses water bottles to her partners and looks embarrassed for when they, I guess, thank her. Will post whenever it's done converting to webm, not sure why it's taking so long.
Man you guys are embarrassing for looping this drama for the umpteenth time, and actually falling for it. Next you'll probably jerk off over some discord screenshots doxxing who is who.You guys make /v/ma, a fucking /v/ thread, look proper in comparison.
>>559021193I kneel....
>>559021201>I love girls in wheelchairs
>>559020983Homoerotic fantasies deserve to be forgotten
>>559021201she's not a cripple but has glass legs and goes to the hospital a lot
>>559021436shut up teio
Terrible time to do runs
>>559021296club n°5 is TeamTrialFanRun so that'll fit
>>559021201>>559021479Ever since Ikuno back in... 06? Earlier? I've been the same.Not a particularly well catered to taste to have, however.
>>559021436/v/ requires witchecks and doesn't have a general name so the bad posters can easily access /uma/ instead making us the designated shitposting thread.
>>559021319It's like winning the lottery, don't compare your honest efforts to something pulled out of hours of botting
They won't ban anyone going into MANTblazer, his experiment won't accomplish much.
>>559021381I just hope to be able to make decent uma, or easier fan runs with less frustrating bullshit.>2 hours is an exaggerated numberFigured as much, but the gameplay still sounds hideous from reports, also the fact that JP apparently widely disliked it.
>>559021386yeah me
How come literally everyone has 5-6 lobby interactions except Curren Chan who only has 4 it's not fair
>>559021772uh, bwo, your r18+ unlock?
Everyone knows that nowadays if you want anything accomplished, you need to @ corpo accounts on Xitter. Sending feedback via official channels just goes straight into a spam folder.
>>559021884That was Falco's sixth event
>>559021748jp disliked it not because of the scenario itself but because of the dogwater meta. Which you could argue it was caused by the scenario only allowing a dozen umas to be good but yeah
I Lowkey fuck festa daily
>>559021734I’ll believe the results of the experiment over the conjecture of an anon
>>559022009Her name's Nakayama, dude.
>>559021910so lets @umamusume_eng with pictures of sweepy and eden botting
>>559021436Is sweepydev your boyfriend or something?
>SEApy dev intentionally crashing this plane with no survivors so that Cygames will find Eden in the wreckagei kneel. maybe browns aren't so bad after all?
I Highkey fuck daiwa daily
>>559021993Most intredasting.
>>559021748Global has a bunch of QoL that might come early so the experience is non-comparable, focus on pulling your favorite umas and good cards and you will be fine
>>559022058>brown-on-brown violenceit's worse
>>559022046More like nakadashi her yammy umanko if you catch my drift (I'm talking about sex)
>>559020724Was it the loli?If so, based, she's got amazing porn and the ingame thighs are erection worthy
>>559022009How you lowkey fuck?Do you only stick it in halfway?Or do you pump a few times and then give up?
>>559022102Teio seems to have forgot to wear pantsu
>>559022183I don't follow
>>559022219Yeah the twitter and discordbase that doesn't even play had a melty about them.
>>559022183I don't know, it feels too subtle>>559022227Probably dry humping, sumata or he just enjoys cum denial
>>559022351KYUN KYUN~
>>559020792>>559022219Sunna I think shes called. Not even sure what all the fuss is about, her outfit is pretty tame.>>559020821I am enjoying it so far. Its a nice change of pace from the other games I play.
>>559022058a HERO is a HERO no matter the coloursometimes it takes god's brownest soldier to enter the darkest places (they have home advantage)
>>559022549
BUY THE SUPTIX
BAKE. NOW.
>>559022227>pump a few times and then give upI call it speedrunning
>>559022549Rudolph isn't that fat
>>559022054Yeah same with VF Moomoo Rednu Seriru the 3 niggumas whoever the fuck your boogeyman are so you faggots can stop shitting up the thread for once. Game's already pretty exhausting and burnout inducing as is and you fags are clearly not helping. I doubt you fags even play the game.
>>559022661You sure? New thread means just more Sweepy screenshots
>>559022923Butthurt
>>559022995You're rightLet /uma/ die here, today
>>559022923sweepy plays for me
>>559022995I MUST be able to post a picture of my 25th and 26th Aoi dupes when the cleat shop resets in 3 minutes.
There is only one thing that can save us and it is a thread with a picture of Mejiro Bright at the top of it.
>>559022168>that might come earlyexactly, might. if it comes, then great, lucky us, otherwise I'd personally rather expect the worst, so I don't get disappointed.
Watch this
>>559022767I said give up because I meant that you just pull out without cumming
>Kitasan gets released March 12>Her birthday is March 10why would Cygames do this
>>559022923kys VF shill, never lump WitGod and that brown monkey together again
>>559023072This, but Mejiro Ryan instead.I swear every month its always her.
>>559022501>Not even sure what all the fuss is aboutTwitter trannies hate lolis because they'll never be them and they get brownie points to hide their literal crimesDiscord pedos hate lolis because that gives them brownie points to gaslight their crimesModern gacha "gamers" have been conditioned to hate on lolis because anime tourists feel "icky" about them even though it's been a staple of the medium since forever probably because they feel superior, even though most likely they consume loli porn, furry porn, or real criminal material related to animals and kidsZoomies hate anything remotely sexual, like a maid outfit, because masculinity and healthy sexual urges are prohibitedAs a side note, I love the outfit because of her expression and overall demeanor. The gap between her usual personality, and her embarrasment for wearing such shameful cosplay ... They made that outfit for meExpect a similar melty over bride Nishino in a year, and bride Sweepy in two. Hopefully those rats will kill themselves before they infest this place or they bandwagon some other ip
>>559023171she's forgotten
>>559023171sovlless company
>>559023245she's not even close to a loli though
>>559022923At least change your avatarfagging to Kitasan to be at least funny in your fellating conquest
one day monday tuesday
>>559023372We're talking about cygamesWhy state the obvious
>>559023143oh I cum alrightRight when I put it in ;)
>>559023245You gaslight a person not a crime... and "it's been a staple forever" doesn't imply that it's a good thing...
SPEEDSTAMINAPOWER
I think this is a good sign to play other vidyas then sleep.Night.
>>559023245There wasn't really a melty about Top Cun in a wedding dress so I am hopeful they shut their traps.
>>559023464>witletlmao
>>559023429obvious answer to an obvious question
can we every buy crystals for cards? I was lazy and missed the last one for the event.
>>559023245You talk with zoomers everyday yet you are so cluelessIt's time for the retirement home, old man
>>559023396Doesn't matter. Those freaks call adult anime women and literal asian females "cp">>559023456Found the tourist/tranny
>>559023464why don't you transfer yourself, and save some of that precious veteran uma space for the rest of us?
>>559023558nigger that's what vouchers are for
Since nobody else is doing it.>>559023593>>559023593>>559023593
>>559023648>>559023648>>559023648
>>559023558We can buy a selector ticket every anniversary, thats basically the same thing.
>>559023645>>559023670FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>559023586You are very stupid and should go back to your home base, Twitter
>>559023558Ever wonder why the SSR crystals and carats are both rainbow in color
>>559023645>>559023670happened again
>>559023645>>559023670you did it AGAINMARVELLOUS
>>559023645>>559023670Anon...
>>559023645>>559023670umazing
>>559023645>>559023670Fantastic. Bang up job. Someone make a third one.
>>559023645based you stole that spics thread
>>559023171Ironically, it was probably originally planned to be Mar 10, but they shifted TB two days because of the CM...
>>559023564>implying it's only one person talking about a thing in an anonymous boardFound the zoomie who felt offended because it got to his nerves
>>559023645>>559023670I fucking knew this would happen.
>>559016861WTF I did this exact same thing except watching that TV show where women documented their births. All the groaning and panting and big pregnant bellies helped me get off.>>559017193Also same. Am cut and used to use lotion and stuff but I can just jork it now with tissues on hand.
>>559018814why would he deny having pattern recognition?
>>559019423I want to drink groovy milk until my stomach ruptures or I vomit
>>559020235Red Desire just isn't quite getting it...
