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What if I'm not trying to gaslight? What if it's just my own dogshit opinion that I wholeheartedly believe?
Mayano is ready for her own anime!
room doko
Hmpf, you guys are retarded.
jobber threadmedium wannabesprint shitter
Tact is considerably more attractive than Buena
>>559165476meant for >>559165467
>>559165195>>559165386NTA but to be fair that can happen to goddamn anyone, including Kita and other "high tier cards", they will fuck you over when the game feels like it.What I can say is that from my experience borrowing FineWife, she is oddly satisfying to use because of how glued she seems, and how often she appears through rainbows. It's odd how consistent it felt, but then that might be down to her being WIT, the most fun to do training.
>>559165467meant for >>559165476
>>559165513you opened itSHE CAME
Anon you look parched here take a sip!
literally nobody likes King besides trying to meme
>>559165583>Another creatura spotted
>>559165638I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I love my wife King
What’s your schedule for Valentine’s chocolates bwos? Who is your first and who is your last going to be?
>>559165437FUND IT
>>559165552I don't disagree, particularly because Finemo's wit training is so damn strong. But I definitely notice the difference between how often she's on wit vs. how often Kita is on speed.
>>559165772your mom your sister your aunt your daughter LOL
>>559165386I won't deny that FM is unreliable, but her very good returns when you click on her compensates for her specprio. When I run FM, I'm not expecting her to camp wit but I expect her to give me rainbow 5 to 10 times. There's not that many cards like FM who are very efficient at doing their job.
>>559165772Only from my wife. I am not a whore.
>>559164893Asked this last thread, feel like Pasa can win more often but Oguri does have those Hesitants to support Biwa and Brian
>>559165772My punny wife, naturally!>>559165827Fair enough. My retarded casual bias wants me to say Fine is more consistent, but I have ZERO worthwhile evidence for this. Wit is just very enjoyable to train, 100% screwing my bias.God I hate running Med/Long uma, Sprint/Mile are so goddamn fun, exactly because of wit.
>>559164349>scuffed deck with 97 fan bonusyou don't need glowsticks you fucking mong
>>559165772>firstSuzuka>lastCurren Chan
>rudolfdisgusting
>rudolfCute!
>>559165950You may believe this anon is trolling and pretending to be retarded, but he's the real deal. He's that much of a dumbass.
>>559162350I asked JPfags awhile ago, they said the gap is only going to get WIDER each scenarioIdk what that means but f2ps are probably going to get fucked hard the longer the game goes like any other gachas unless you're a luckgod or something
>>559165950wrong image
>>559165950>you should use ALMOND EYE for mant's toprowhy didn't we think of that YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>559166064You have foresight, they don't. Just plan carefully and you won't get fucked over. Cygames love releasing bait banners before the real shit.
>>559166049>>559165467Tosen Jordan makes my penis hard
You guys DO have a Yepperno Yepjin SSR for NSM during MANT right?
Is Fine Motion mandatory for MANT? Can I cope with Nice Nature?
>>559166129I am rolling for her when she comes out instead
>>559166138pretty sure neicha is the better choice for MANT
I'm a new player and as such I haven't met most umas yet, is this character a brat? She looks like a brat.
>>559166138get BOTH
SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP SAYING YEPPERS THIS IS A NEW THREAD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT FIRST THING I. THE NEW THREAD FJFK YOU
>>559166138>lateNN>paceFM>front, endlmao zedong
>>559165935>God I hate running Med/Long uma, Sprint/Mile are so goddamn fun, exactly because of wit.I think I know exactly what you mean. During Capricorn CM, I had so much fucking fun it was unreal. I was shitting out S-ranked umas for the first time, packed to the gills with good skills, and all because I was inheriting max power and running 2sp/4wit cards (borrowing Finemo of course). HOLY FUCK it was fun. I'd cap speed, and 900-1100 power, and 1000-1200 wit (if I capped wit and speed my power was never above 1025 tho). Now? Even training for 1600m? My statlines suck major dick. 900 power 900 wit on good runs when I cap speed and meet stam requirements. I try to train a Long uma for TT and she's always retarded, 400-600 wit. Sprints are so much more fun because my umas feel like they're actually built properly.
Why is this a thing?
>>559165421Anon, the gaslight thing is just a meme.The vast majority of the bad advice given here is given in good faith.
>>559166116>moving the goalpost
>>559166230
yeppers
>>559164349You don't play the game, shitter.
>>559166272Nyoppers
>>559166193But I'm not getting good Rainbows with Neicha in Unity compared to FineMo. Will MANT really turn the table like that?
>>559166230Umyeppyoi
>>559166271>Dicta Striker posting
>>559166064You have years of advanced knowledge.Calculators made so you can plan your pulls MONTHS in advance.You only need to roll KSB. Use every possible medium to MLB Super creek. Get wit Ramonu.Get Pasa speed. Pay your scenario tax. Roll for XOguri or VBourbon. Roll for NY Opera or Dober. Get Seiun or Nishino depending on your taste on running style.There, 3 years of F2P play. It's so easy, but you fags roll on every gaslight banner, pull for retarded umas, and waste your pink tickets as soon as you get them. It's your own fault.
>>559166064You'll be fine. You're going to need to drop the game when it's a new scenario every 2 months for global though. Needing a brand new meme card that fast sounds like a nightmare.
>>559165718
>>559166254100% relatable to my experience. Training 10/20% spe Uma for Sprint/Mile is so goddamn fun, first time in months that I felt that way."Holy shit, is that my very first S-uma!? HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MY 2nd? YOOO MY FIRST S URA UMA!!" what a fun week that was. It's so fucking easy as well, while Med/Long is pure fucking pain. I might be able to get decent speed and stam or pow, but sure as fuck not both lmao. Meanwhile getting 2-3 S tier stats is super damn easy with Sprint, provided you don't low roll to hell.>my umas feel like they're actually built properly.RIGHT!? I know jack and shit about skills, much less how to train an uma, but MAN does it feel cool to have S tier uma. First time in weeks that I felt "Fuck it, let's try graded!". Was blown to bits obviously, but otherwise I was going lazy with B tier open uma, having my fun there, so that says a lot.
When do we get to buy selectors?
>>559166395>Use every possible medium to MLB Super creekWhy Creek over Finemo?
I won every G1 you can possibly run in a career except the 2 longs, because Gourmand that I bought specifically for them did not proc in either despite being ahead of pace on wit for both races.I'm kinda pissed.Unlocked clock use when?no, running as late wouldn't have been better. I calced it afterwardsAlso no Sprinters Stakes because no Sprint apt.
>>559166369seiun sex
>>559166395yeah with the advanced knowledge you just... don't pull on the bait banners. There are idiotproof images out there that flat out say which cards are must pulls. Make sure you've got enough carats for those and then use the excess to pull for the umas you really want. good to go.
Which uma is most likely to poison me with their chocolate?
>>559166254That's pretty much how I feel but multiplied times 2 if I don't train an uma with speed wit growth, I've been bringing S. Maru to every CM and I can never get used to umas with no speed or wit growth (which is why my Aquarius team consists of S+ Maru and A+ Falco/City)
DO NOT LOG IN IF YOU SET YOUR HOME UMA TO RANDOMA RANDOM UMA WILL GIVE YOU THE CHOCOLATE THE MOMENT YOU LOG IN
>>559166582Some would say Tachyon but the real answer is Doto.
>>559166413>>559166064>>559166118>"ohhh I won't have foresight! I'll be such a defenseless little F2Pchad! they will rape my carats and I will lose if I spend~!~!~!"nigger it's not that difficult, their release schedule settled into a loop of generalist cards then specialist ones back to generalists which are SLIGHTLY stronger than the previous ones.If you're an asian with a gambling addiction you're going to think you need to puuuuuull for the latest shiny because everything in your account has been made useless because it's not the best but surely you're better than thatroite?
>>559166517You're proving his point, anon...
>>559166138Ideally you want both. NN has 15% RB, however FM is a better generalist card.
>>559166517NTA creek is the meta (and only) stamina card you need until the middle of next year, but the flipside is there's only a few long CMs during that time when you'll actually use herfinemo on the other hand is used every CM but becomes the 2nd best wit card in about 8 months time (but is still very good)so it depends on how you want to play it really
>>5591665151st anni part 2
>>559166517Because Creek lasts longer, much longer. F2Pmaxxing means not rolling unless necessary.
>>559166138>>559166193>>559166210>>559166247https://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5fr
>>559166659>Creek is used very little but doesn't get powercrept for a very long timevs>Finemo gets used all the damn time until Ramonu but is still strong as fuckFinemo seems like the better choice here
Ai Chan
Can you only choose one? I don't want to brick myself
>>559166820No, it's daily. I plan to collect Golden Gen's chocos.
>>559166482I love her so much..
One of my SR+ make debut support tickets sparked rainbow.Not looking a gift Golshi in the mouth.
>>559166509I got a team S-ranked sprint umas (Taiki, Currenslut, Pasa) for Capricorn, drank 6oz of whiskey, and ran rooms on /uma/ for three hours the Friday before CM. God it was fun, my f2p drunken ass was beating /uma/ practice rooms between 50 and 70% of the time, pure magic it was. It was the first time - ever- going into a CM where I felt confident I could actually take plat home. And I even did well, at first, 68% WR in roun 1, 50% WR in round 2, then jobbed finals and got 3rd. But it was still the most fun I've ever had, don't agree at all with anons who said Capricorn sucked ass.
>>559166809If you're a whale that can afford her, sure.Better roll for Tachyon speed while you're at it too, and SMaru too.
>>559166482Would you let Creek clean your ears?
She knows exactly what she’s doing
>>559167142Yes because it feels good
i wish maruzensky was my mom
The villain... Slain
I'm getting flashbacks to when some retard was saying that Sweep is better than Kitasan or you should've rerolled for Sweep instead of SC/FM
>>559166594I can count the times I've capped speed on Raisu and Tamamo and Golshi and Super Creek while training them for long TT (1000+ stam, 2 gold recoveries) on one hand. Combined. You don't have a prayer of doing it without either >9* speed inherit minimumor>4 speed cardsI've never come close to a 1200/1100/800500/700 uma. Not even close. Maybe in MANT? Maybe............
You may not like it but Golshi is the most conventionally attractive uma
>>559166694>MANT is referred to worldwide as the f2pmaxxing mode>yet somehow you need multiple maxed out premium SSR support cards to compete in CMs during it when you don't need them right nowHmmm...
>>559167308Only when she doesn't have her head thingy on is she super attractive
>>559165195Finally, a good OP.Why is it so hard for people to make them?Anyway, are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you have nothing to worry about. Depending on the quality of the members we get, we might even hit A soon.Anyway if you're interested, then send a join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
>>559167247I've never considered building a main speed parent, maybe I should...
kingu lovethat is all
>>559167135I don't understand your point. If Finemo is used so often (and she is), even after Ramonu, whereas Creek isn't, wouldn't your deck be more flexible and thus more powerful if you had 3lb/mlb Finemo vs 3lb/mlb Creek?
>>559167036Not sure which it was, but some Med/Long CM we had forever ago, first time I did B uma for the hell of it knowing that I can't do shit in Graded... That was fun, getting 4/5 or 5/5 day after day, run after run. However, it wasn't as quite as fun or satisfying as the Sprint shit was, not in the same way.Training high stat B uma is it's own challenge, having to fuck around with the shit limits that can fuck you over INSTANTLY if you're not careful, but man is it fun when it works.>Everyone is going with as many skills as they can get away with>Meanwhile all my uma have NOTHING but pure fucking statsBitch I don't need wit or luck to proc skills, I will shove my dick up your ass by brute force and you'll like it! Vodka rocked those days, all the more so cuz I was a fun using Evil Natie on top.TL;DR: This stupid fucking game can be such a joy sometimes, but the vast majority of it is kinda aids and pure RNG fuckery. I really wish they'd make a proper Horse Manager, just Uma themed and SP focused, maybe with some Coop element if they feel fancy.
>>559167142In a heartbeat.
>>559167142She can do whatever she wants to me.
>>559167247I got damn close with a 3 speed 9 stam 6 power inherit on 3 speed 2 stam and riko. If my stam cards were MLB at the time I think I would have got it.
>>559167348That thing is to nerf her looks so she doesn’t become a distraction
>>559166694It's always interesting to see this poal get posed on /v/ and see the spike in "yes" options and every time it's posted in /uma/ the "no" options spikeEvery single time
>>559166208She needs correction
Creek’s creeks are too big
my comfy B+ club is disintegrating because my nigger danchud left one day and it has just been a chain of the next danchud leaving after getting the owner rights
>>559167557You should just become the leader
>>559167557I will become your danchou
>>559167557Just jump ship nigga pretty sure there's still some openings even in other B+ clubs.
Is a single MLB Creek enough to hit the stamina requirements for Pisces?
>>559167673But I want an A+ club with no quotas
>>559167557Make your own club and advertise here. There's a lot of people looking still from what I can tell.
*spots a shota in the crowd*
>>559167715>I want to be a leechMambo.
But Trainer... if you rape me, I win!
>>559167681Only if 20% stam with innate gold, and you may have to use some sparks
>>559167741Ugly NPC
>>559167717Too much work, look at all the losers spamming posts and not getting any bites
>>559167715That's Mambo>>559167736the only leach is danchud
>>559167736Full and active!
>>559167715Mambo
>>559167348they're saying this more and more
>>559167852Wouldn't
>>559167852The uma on the left is so fucking ugly
Train, marry, correction, glue factory
>>559167837
>>559167829How the fug are you able to hit A+ with a quota that low?
Everything's been a joke up to this point about haha club go bye bye hee hee uh oh mambo stinky hoo hooClubs will actually need to start merging in April once MANT rapes everyone
>>559167929On my left, or on your left?
Team Chud
Let the Pisces cup stamina gaslights begin
>>559168021He he...
>still pretending finemotion is shityou can stop now it’s no longer funny
>>559167982>>559167960CorrectionGlueTrainMarry
>>559168021>I need a quota to force me to play the game.Slave mindset.
>>559168073boring, I wish we'd had 1200+3 again
>>5591680731200, 2 Golds. Simple enough.
I'm gonna miss this card SO much bros, I genuinely like her more than finemoIT FUCKING SUCKS RACE BONUS IS A THING AHHHH
>>559168202Same. I really love the easy right handed for GW.
what if i had sex with inumusume
>>559168202She brought bad lucks
>>559168202fuck this bitch
>>559167396>whereas Creek isn'tThis is the 10th CM. Medium-Long CMs so far = 6. Leaving that aside, you will have to make a choice if you're a F2P.If you're a F2P and use your crystals/selectors to MLB FM, that's good, you don't have a stamina card. You will be only playing mile CM anyway and half of your TT team will be ass so class 6 will be a pain to keep, but whatever.You still need to roll for Ramonu.And then next year:Feb - Pasa speedMarch - Sounds of Earth stamina (you need a stamina card bwo)May - new scenario / orfevre (you need a guts card bwo)If you have creek, you can skip SoE. You're 60k ahead of end of year, because:October - Shakur stamina (oh nyo, your stamina card needs to be updated)November - Rudolf wit (oh nyo, ramonu got replaced)January - Almond eye (wtf these cards don't even last a year anymore)So by going the FM route, you will be around 60k carats at best behind, and you will spend a very long time without a stamina card. Because it's only used very "sporadically", 50-60% of the time, unlike wit cards that are used 100% of the time.TL;DR, roll FineMo, you surely won't crash next year.
>>559168073>believing someone who can't even get the stat caps right
>>559168079>just highroll bro
>>559168202mant is gonna play so differently you won't care
>>559167681To get 95% survival and 95% spurt on Pisces you need something like 1050-1100 stam + 2 gold recoveries. You're not getting that with Creek alone. You'll need a stam growth uma and/or stam sparks, and probably a second stam SSR as well.
>>559168021Most of us at least deplete our TP each day, except danchud
It's fun to see her win on dirt, but I wonder how she'll do in the actual CM
We need to save America
>>559168040Grass and Seiun ruin this photo
>>559168318Do you not feel embarrassed for unironically posting this slop format
>>559168324>mant is gonna play so differentlyyeah, like shit
>>559166208She could not be farther from a brat.Her aura of kindness and positivity is so strong it bends dimensions.
>>559168073>reqs went from 1200 stam + 3 golds to 1700 stam + 4 goldsdios mio...
>>559168372>SantaFuck off
>>559168338the way you guys talk about this game is so funny sometimesyeah man someone needs every premium MLB SSR support card in the game to compete in a CM (in the f2pmaxxing scenario)
>>559167715I want an S-rank club with no quotassee how dumb you sound? Almost every A+ ranked club is going to have a quota. Some won't be high, but most are going to have some. UMADash has 30M/month which is easy to hit wtihout doing fan runs. Autis/uma/ doesn't have one yet iirc but if/when it does, 25-30M will probably be where it lands.
>>559168406Imagine if he actually managed to take some of eden down with him. What a legendary moment it would be.
so this...is the power...of anniversary shop......whoa...
What are the biggest lies in the game?>tazuna's advice>golden inspirationWhat else?
>we will ban bottersNothing happens>we will ban bottersNothing happens>we will ban bottersNothing happens <we are here>>we will ban bottersNothing happens>we will ban bottersNothing happensIm so tired of this
>>559168609Everything that comes out of Smart Falcon’s mouth
>>559168338NTA but I was thinking of something like 1100 stam, 600 guts and Maestro+ inherited Superior Heal
>>559168559>he wants to unlock his umaSpend more money, goy.
>>559168393Dunno, do you feel embarrassed parroting a literal transvestite trying to tell people a mid support card is a MUST HAVE in a scenario that requires premium cards the least of any scenario in the history of the game?
>>559168539Anon, one day you will be promoted from your entry level job.People with critical thinking skills do not need to be told what their quota is.
Naizuri oyakodon!
>>559168021Lol just play the game
>>559168467Standard Biwa ironically enough might actually be better here since her unique doesn't fizzle in heavy front rooms but I like her Christmas outfit so that's what I'm running
I want a club where I can ERP and jerk off.Any recommendations?
>>559168625I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>559168609Fine Motion being meta
>>559168738YADA FUCK YOU CUNT
>>559168736AlmondLove and Rebricked.
>>559167852I like em all
>>559168716Then just change the outfit of the standard version and use her.
Oh I am cooking tonight. 1 mill 2mrw and 1st by mant
>>559167723
>>559168824But then everyone else won't see it
>making it do D rank before the first unity cup raceholy fuck I've NEVER done that before
>>559168850I wish I was half as good as this, except without whaling.
No amount of shaming is going to stop me from taking advantage of this half tp and double rewards window. The sweepers got to enjoy it last time around.
>>559168707>Christian Not hot
>>559168073Everyone below the red line is being carried by the top earners. No quota just means that someone else is piggybacking you
>>559168824thats not what your uma would have wanted
>>559168892Fuck your feelings
MUCHAAAAALUCHAAAAAA
Winning chakra is so good wtfI don't even have to think about stamina at the end now
>>559168021most of the club (I'm not in Mambo but I was) plays the game enough to get between 600k-1M fans/day on average. Danchou wanted a B-ranked club which is why back in September there wasn't even a flatlining rule, just login every 3 days. Their top earner is probably botting or autistically fan-running (90M per month is a bit much for credibility) and their top 4 earners pull as many fans as the bottom half of the club combined. And it's a very fun comfy place, the shoe autism is next fucking level. So they don't really need a quota to stay at A/A+ tier. But that method isn't very replicable, and a decent number of them think the 1 career every 3 days isn't enough.
>>559168871shotas get to suck on THOSE?!?!
Why is this orange haired brat in every thread?
>>559168979Tell me about it
>>559169001>t.femoid
>>559169078Too long, but good for you. Or bad.Hope you get better.
Sources say /uma/ club danchou was not very pleased with the performance last month and is seeking an organisational restructure.
>>559169173Did you not graduate high school?
>>559168652Just say no next time, unoriginal retard
>>559169291Are you a FAGGOT TRANNY BITCH?
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MEMY STATS ARE INSANE I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE RUN OF A LIFETIMEI EVEN HAVE EARLY LEAD/ANGLING LEARNED
>>559169382Skill issue
>>559168074mambotters…
>>559168979i think you replied to the wrong post bwo
>>559169382Stop using the hag.>>559169395Why are trannies and roasties cosplaying?
>>559169340Was it actually that easy to call you out? holy fuck
>>559169382
>>559169382did you buy a recovery skillwere you solo front
>>559169382Get fucked stupid Marushitter
>>559169449I replied to the correct post.Double down.
>>559169382You probably got a particularly nasty late start and got caught behind the pace chasers for the whole race.
>FM becomes obsolete after Ramo-ACK
>>559169395OH NO NO NO
>>559169449Uh uh. I was talking about the stamina quota and your other umas carrying it with debuffs
>>559169382rekt
>>559169570English, motherfucker
>>559169472>>559169515>>559169437>>559169342>>559169019>>559168467what's with the weirdly hostile thread today
>>559169570So you're telling me... Using 2 wit cards at the same time is... a good idea?!
>>559169570>don’t roll for Kitabri-ACK
>todaykek
>>559169570He did say that FM starts getting slowly replaced after the 3rd anniversary
When is it my turn to be happy?
>>559169472crossplay is a hallowed japanese tradition
>yesterdaykek
>>559169616Prob some brown that got kicked off from the club he was flatlining on>>559169570>CB+RamonuBUHIIIIIIIIIIIII
>the day before yesterdayXD
>>559169656you will never be happy
>>559169342NTA but sounds like fags and trannies live in your head rent free. Go back to highschool.
which clubs have confirmed botters besides mambo?
>>559169570>get MLB FM/Maru in 2 sparks max>2 sparks for Ramo>~4 SSR shards to fix missing diamondsEasiest planning of my life
>>559169479I didnt even read your messageI just assumed by the length of it you didnt say no
>>559165513Tact is a BITCH
Man super creek is starting to weird me out with this goo goo babies shit. I was cool with it at first but now idk
>>559169616Dilate
>>559169698Doto wouldn't say this....
>>559169805You are now the gay.
>>559169760Any user with more than 5M fans a day consistently is 100% botting
Ded game
DO I GET TO RESUME THIS RUN OR AM I FUCKEDTHIS WAS MY FIRST HIGHROLL
>>559169805shut up and suck the titty
>>559169805what the hell anon
NANI
maintenance sweepy ded
>>559169805She's a predator
lmao i was having a good run but i forgot about maintenance
NNNYYYOOOOOOOOOO
Only the best umas may be posted past this checkpoint, any umas that were posted before this, are trash
I was in the middle of a runWhat the fuckIs MANT right after tha patch?
What's the maintenance for? Are we getting a balance patch or something?
>>559169879It's over but at least you'll probably get one TP as apology.
>>559169881or what?
Goo…goo…m-momma!!! M-momma!! Want milky!!! Want milky!!!!
>80 tp lefti was exhausted but didnt want to waste my tp.... thanks maint for not letting me
>>559169893Get fucked
>maintAiieeeeee my rooms
>>559169879It sometimes gets deleted, sometimes it doesn't.50/50
>>559169959
SWEEPY BROS IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
Sweepers, tick tock
Ugh maintanence.
>have to go back to URA for Nice Nature runs since the dogshit Unity Cup hides the red hints behind unity trainingAre they ever fixing this shit in future scenarios?
>MA(I)NT timeFinally, time to sleep! UMASUMI YOU FREAKS!
What do you mean there's maint? I just got home!!!!
>>559170038ETA for total botter assimilation death?
Will you make the right choice?
Sweepy dead (for real this time) ((it'll actually happen this time now))
>>559169786Is there a gentildonna version of this?
>>559169978MANT is on the 12rd with its relevant support card banner, NTR
>>559170058I still don't understand what people mean by this since it literally doesn't, you can see the red hints by the icon in training.
Get on the mambocord we are going to watch an anime movie
I should've done a F rank mcqueen run...
>>559169690CB has a rerun with Super Creek that almost no one talks about when it's genuinely better than Maru+FM
So i saw the movieThe rendition of umapyoi densetsu at the end made me realize how good music could be in general if we'd write it about actual things instead of just being a vehicle for shitty idol obsession farmingIt's presented as a song about running and winning but it's very clear that it's supposed to function as a love song and the listener is supposed to self-insert and feel like the girls are singing about himIt's just kind of pathetic, write a song about fucking running. You have all this talent and it's wasted to encourage waifuism.
I FORGOT TO REGISTER MY TEAM!!!!!!
>>559170070>>559170113Come to bed with me, 4head. Not the anon posting her, the Uma.
>>559170034Will she play goo goo babies with me?
>>559170006or your balls will be crushed by her super uma strength hands because you clearly have no need for them
>>559169879GUYS IT WAS -THE- RUNI WAS THIS GUY:>>559168898I ALREADY HAD GROUNDWORK, CURVES/FASTPACED WERE AT MAX HINTS AND I LUCKSHITTED LEADERS PRIDEI WASNT EVEN AT THE SECOND INSPO YET AND I HAD LIKE 950 SPEEDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PERFECT HAAAAAAG
>maintenance literally right as I'm doing my comfy lay in bed last run before sleep Guess I'll get a bit of extra sleep tonight.
>>559170171>watching shit subsKill yourself
>>559170162That only happens when the card/uma doesn't have unity training on that turn
>>559169630Maxing wit with one wit card was a gaslight
>>559170245Why would I do that when you're right there?
I can't even tell if you intend your post to be taken in good faith or notThis place can really get to you, I suppose>Medium/Longs = 6 of 10 CMsOf those mediuns/longs, only 3 of them were longs and one of THOSE was the Arima Kinen, which could be cleared with 850 stam + 1 gold. The stamina gaslight was genuinely, unironically shilled (900 stam + 1 gold for fucking Scorpio), and you did not need your own Creek for Sagittarius or Leo. If you had Finemo mlb it was worth more than Creek because you'd always use her but you wouldn't always use Creek and when you needed to you could borrow her instead. I didn't get lucky with Finemo, she's at 0lb for me, but I did get lucky enough to use my crystal/selector on Creek after luckshitting her to 1lb during Kitasan rerun. But I've been hardlocked into borrowing Finemo or Riko during Aoharu and the times I've needed to use Creek have been very, very few.
>>559170116maruzlut has a hot picture
>>559170223.........oh
>>559170245The official movie subs are much better
>>559170160I love bimboficationI also love when bimbos become trad wivesWhat the hell is this very specific two-way kink called?
>>559170186
Uhh no?
>>559170235>he waifus a pedo
>>559170274But that's not true. You realize the hints that sometimes come with unity training are NOT the same as the red hints, right?
>>559170116Maru is also a fucking roamer card?
>>559169879>>559170235If it makes you feel better you're not alone, I was just done choosing skills when it booted me. Turf S/Dirt S, good stats, good skills.Now we pray
>>559170160I love my beautiful bimbo bride.
Finished 5 different runs before maintenance and lmao, I get Mile S and be careful with trainings on those runs and fucking fail <5% trainings on 3 different occasions. But whiff Mile S on second inspiration and turn it into a fan run to give my club a good start for the month, now I'm winning 58% rolls. This run whiffed Mile S on first inspiration, I won't be surprised if this also turns into a fan run, I'll see after I relax for 2 hours watching some RE9 footage.
>>559169913Same EXACT reaction I had. Tamamo Cross won the Tenno Sho a 2nd time and as soon as she celebrates it kicks me to the screen! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>559170330>umapyoing ningensRidiculous
>>559170116Only if rob Roy gives me left and right paizuri
>>559170358retard
So why wouldn't I just wait for this banner?>IT TAKES TOO LONG FINEMO EXPIRATION DATEWhat about maruzensky? Her debut banner is also dogshit coming with that awful fiesta card, it's mutually beneficial
>>559169879For me I got a mood down before the URA portion, so to be honest, I’m not confident that I’d max out speed anyway, even though I got the groundwork-greens-Mile S- Speed Eater combo
>>559170330Their eggs aren't fertile, so it's safe to rape them.
>>559170336so?
>>559170361Bwo what do you consider a roamer card...
>>559168497>yeah man someone needs every premium MLB SSR support card in the game to compete in a CM (in the f2pmaxxing scenario)I never said any of that, retard
>>559170361Yep. And all her TE comes from her unique effect.
>>559170116I like lates and find myself hating fronts more and more, so I'm probably rolling on Rob Roy's rob roys
>>559170415Did you... really not realize that? Oh man.
>>559170445Anything less than 50 special prio
>>559170454>you're not getting that with Creek alone. You'll need a stam growth uma and/or stam sparks, and probably a second stam SSR as wellyou're like I caught you late-postigng before I went to bed, you're still an idiot
post porn of the newmas
>>559170442You will never be a shota
>>559170358Yeah? You can get 2 different skill hints in one turn. One from the unity training, the other from the red hint this kusomode is hiding.
>>559170403Take that back right now. The director is sex material.
>>559170125Thanks
>>559170457Lewd donkey
>>559170418So your plan isTo MLB FineMo to use her for 3 monthsAnd 1LB at worst Maru With... how many rolls? 400?
>>559170358>>559170418Just keep waiting bro
>>559168659>everyone in an A+ ranked club will just know what they have to do and do it if they have critical thinking skills, therefore quotas are unnecessaryIs that the argument you're making or am I being unfair?
>>559170418Because you would be better rolling for FM now and get much better umas during MANT. Then you use your tickets for Maruzensky since she is good at low LB anyway. And btw you could also do 400 rolls on her first banner and still enough for Tachyon and Light Hello
>>559170418>implying this isn't a gaslight made by whales who already have mlb finemo so other trainers only get her when she's about to be displacedAlso lb0 maru is enough so her first banner isn't an awful option considering she'll be relevant for a long time
>>559170116few times ive tried rob it was garbage runs so
>>559170472retard
i find it crazy that oguri has a long distant symboli relative also cygames are cowards for not naming oguris mom its not like they are making a playable uma out of white narubi
Thoughts?
>>559170516
>>559169613Anime website. Learn moonrunes
>>559170548>use finemo for 3 monthsShe doesn't just evaporate when ramonu comes out, you use both a lotThe rolls I have now will be the same when she comes out later since I would just convert the carrots used on the kawakami banner for that. I'd probably do 400 minimum, yes, more if the luck is shit
>>559170529nta but weirdly I've never seen it give the stats "hint" from that. have you?
>>559170532Yes, you can umapyoi herI refuse to answer any more questions
>>559170636Would
>>559168412CuteI much prefer that idea desu
>>559170637truth nuke
>anons will literally go broke just to have your cardKitasan Black? Who?
If you get less than +5 stat bonuses after clearing an objective, you aren't MANT-ready.
>>559170636its not umapyoi if she's not an uma, so only 2 of the 6 apply.
>>559170730She’s so fine
>>559169959chu~
>>559170670Considering the second skill hint gives 4 hint levels, that's definitely from the King Halo card I'm running.
>>559170667>She doesn't just evaporate when ramonu comes out, you use both a lotnta but aren't both of you just repeating 4th hand information
>>559170747DO IT DOTOKILL THE MAN
How long is maintenance.
>>559170796No hags
>>559170618Acquiescence accepted.
>>559170747Nobody is using a mant deck for unity you bozo
>>5591708342 hours
ugh... MEN
>>559170358Just let them gaslight themselves
>>559170809i know I've seen it give the correct corresponding hint level but i don't think I've seen it give the +6 speed +2 power
>>559170606>>559170578>>559170565>>559170116>>559168079You guys are really just gaslighting on all cylinders huh?EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU are going to gloat like fucking obese lunch ladies at all the anons screaming about getting 0 finemos and 4 of this bitch, or the other anons getting fiesta cards rolling for maruALL OF YOU, you're giving this awful """advice""" now and yet you'll have the balls to say "HAHAHA I TOLD YOU SO" at those posts WHEN YOU TOLD THEM THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE
>>559170884>feminazi
>>559169570>just have 5 meta MLB SSRsJPiggers...
>>559170864>he's not using a 45-50% RB deck on unityGwo?
>>559169613>Moonrunes come with numbers>sum is 18>they have different colorsin conclusion, they are parent sparksit's so easy when you think about it
>>559169570Anti-finemo niggers are utterly embarrassing it's pathetic. Must be those st*mfags who rolled for Creek 6 months ago.
>>559169773>get MLB FM/Maru in 2 sparks maxwait just a goddamn minuteyou think you'll get 10 SSR's, 5 of each SMaru and Finemo, in 400 pulls? Are you sane? Getting ONE SSR MLB on rate-up is a coin toss, much less two.
ningenpyoi
>>559170953>covering her armpits Shit art
>>559170932i got so mad at these gaslighters I forgot my image
>>559170884Sex
>>559170932It's the VF SEAbrown effect.Skip NN wit, but she's meta in MANT and you should have her.
Which card/trainee events do NTR appear?I remember saw her one on fast skip.
>>559170667You know, it's good to do long term planning. But sometimes it's just a better idea to roll for a certain card even if you know it's not the most optimal way to pull to have more enjoyment in the game right now instead of in 6 months.>>559170932That's why you save your selectors and crystal to MLB FM in case you get 0 of her
>>559171014
mfw a man exists within 5 miles of me
>>559171046Ugly whore
>>559171106Dober wouldn't say this. She would use kilometers.
>Its been a year>Had a chance to reroll>Had a creek banner>Had selector >Had tons of SSR tickets>He still doesn't have LB3 Creek AND LB3 Finemo
>>559171106I love raping lesbians and male haters
>>559170932? I don’t know why I’m being replied to. My post was about the Zenno/Curren banner.
>>559171046I really have no idea who in their right mind would roll on a support card banner that has a 50% chance of handing you a steaming pile of shit like this WHEN YOU NEED FIVE FUCKING COPIES OF THE CARDWHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SPEND 60000/90000 CARROTS ON A BANNER WITH THIS THING?ALSO A SINGLE BANNER SPARK IS ROUGHLY 300$ USD JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING THAT UP
>>559171160You have never had sex with a woman consensual or not.
>>559171154>t. buhii
>>559171212I've used a couple of hookers
All clubs that are not filled are getting nuked in this maint
>>559171001>wasted their crystals on Creek when she hasn't been used at all during unity>meanwhile FineMo appears in every whale deckgrim
>>559171087I think the idea is that no one's really going to enjoy MANT, plus the mode is ultra f2p-friendly despite what /uma/ is sperging out about
>>559171209I thought it was like $400?>>559171212You can have sex multiple times for the cost of one spark.
>>559170512>have 3lb Creek>use welfare McQueen>this is having every premium MLB support cardfuck you, nigger. Everyone has McQueen and lots have 3lb Creek or can borrow her for longs. Eat shit.
>>559170864He's larping anyway.I'm using a 50% RB deck in unity. It doesn't change scenario goals to +5 stats, and it only changes the URA races to +15 instead of +14.
Please don't bully my wife. Yeah, low priority speed card is rough, but she has speed and power bonus along with an okay 10% race bonus, you can do worse. And you get an easy gold skill for your TT group
I want to hug danchou so badly
>>559171394>I'm using a 50% RB deck in unity. It doesn't change scenario goals to +5 statsYeah, cuz need a higher RB to reach +5...
How long is this maint?I hate to admit it but this would be my first day ever not contributing fans if I don't finish this career and I've been kinda autistic about that, don't wanna let my mambros down
Realistically, how could a childhood friend like Buena Vista compete against a Stacy like Almond Eye if they have been assigned to the same trainer?
>Sudden emergency maintEach passing day the global server is getting screwed over, indicative that they stopped caring.
>>559171154I did the creek banner and I got 4 copies of Tazuna.
>>5591714722 hours, get to chill for another 90 minutes, find yourself a good movie or JAV to pass the time.
>Fixing their mistakesWhy has Cygames forsaken us!
>>559171425>you can do worseActually, no, you really can't outside f2p cards. She's bottom 3 worst premium speed cards in the history of this game.
>>559171502I wonder what's the big deal>anniversary update that has to be added to the gameNo, that can't be>once maint is over we will have to download these assetsMust be something else, EOS soon.
>>559171502https://umamusume.com/news/100074/ it was announced 2 days ago
look at this CHUD
>New club >No discord>Chat active >No one hates you for being white
>>559171425Fuck off
>>559171014>ningenpyoiYou uh... might wanna remove one of those characters from that picture...
>>559170358>>559170529>>559170670So I'm a bit late to this conversation and maybe it doesn't matter anymore now that there's 10 days left, but has anyone ever verified whether the frequencies of !hints actually changed?I mean, I can see this going several ways, like !hints are generated first normally, and then the remainder get a chance to spawn unity trainings... or maybe the unity trainings spawn first, and then !hints are run... or both are independent, and unity trainings "cover up" the !hints and turn into unity hints. They'd produce different hint distributions, but checking this is way too tedious for me so I never bothered.
>>559171285>she hasn't been used at all during unityshe was used for Libra but I think that's about it. Maybe Leo too? Most of the others, even Saggy, didn't need her specifically to reach the stam requirement after that piece of shit Erzzy's gaslight wore off.
JP is dead too btw
I'm getting one or two copies for F.M and then dip the fuck out, expecting to MLB off one banner is a gaslight of its own
>>559169570I'm surprised Tachyon isnt in any of these, decks. Maybe I should only pull 200 times on that banner rather than 400 after all.>>559170956I mean yeah.By the time that hits you should be able to get at least 4 of those SSRs at MLB if you are a day one F2P. You should have 2 SSRs now (unless of course you were intentionally saving for FM, in which case you should have 2 of them in a week).
>>559171674The great Global-JP merger...
>>559171486>This super dork overachiever>>>>stacyBuena Vista cleared
Not even a maintenance notice on logon, global died...
>>559171674bwo, that's an error on your side
>>559171590holy shit she might be worse than Brian speed SSR, A FUCKING WELFARE CARD
>>559171674oh so its not just meI demand 15000000000000000000 carats as compensation
>>559171703>I'm surprised Tachyon isnt in any of these, decks. Maybe I should only pull 200 times on that banner rather than 400 after all.It's from Grand Masters scenario after Grand Live hence the Ancestors pal. Maybe people are right about Tachyon falling off hard after Grand Live, but I still don't get it personally. It's not like her stats become garbage simply because it's a different scenario.
>>559171738yeah it says download error but it keeps on happening even after restarts
>>559171590>>559171046Honestly I know some of the fine motion advice is genuine but it's SO HARD to justify spending on a banner with this card in it
What the fuck happened???
>>559171154Somewhere a guy who spent 600 rolls, a selector, and a crystal to MLB kitasan is weeping and he doesn't know why...
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Unbricked) (formerly Bricked) is currently recruiting two (2) members!>comfy A+>20 mil monthly quota>No blacks or browns>do not flatlineReply with your trainer ID or add /uma/ to your profile to let us know that it's (you) then I'll add you after maintenance
>Doto wouldn't say this!>Doto wouldnt say that!Oh yeah? Well tell me something Doto would say!
The game is overThank you for playing
>>55917159010rb is worth about 150sp
>>559171845Faggot ningen nigger cocksucker motherfucker
>>559171871Goodbye, bobo
>>559171845Rice Show is a VILLAIN!We HATE Rice Shower
>>559171590Damn that's grim. It really makes me appreciate how good SR King is.Not having any race or fan bonus is really strong (outside of MANT of course) because it means you get everything else.
>>559171845Um, Cafe? Nice running out there today.
Please explain to me why these two can't just comfortably carry me through MANT.Seriously
>>55917146350 or 60 was the breakpoint for JP back in the day. F2Ps aren't hitting 60 unless they use shitty pow cards like Marvelous Sunday or Nishino Flower.
>>559171969Power marvelous is better.
>>559171969Because you're FAT!
>>559169570Remember when anons said wittard is a f2ptuber?Holy piggers
>>559171836Why did you guys dethrone Neicha danchou
>>559171969They can. You press wit when you're not racing. It's just that FM gives a higher wit than those two combined.
Can't believe sweepy and clubdrama did eos on global and jp
...........how do i explain my danchou? i did 0 runs today
>>559171992>power cardfantastic timing with the post right above yours though
is maint on yet and if yes how long until it's done
>>559171845>Isn't your sister DEAD?
>>559171845>"Good luck getting out of the leglock of an Umamusume, Torena-san. No one is going to believe you. Especially not that hag whore Tazuna."
>>559171005>94%never forget
Sweepy users did this btwThanks for killing the game, you fucks
>>559172009>FM gives a higher wit than those two combinedWhich averages out when calculating all the turns she's schlicking in guts You can't really pump whistles all career for finemo either that will rape your coins
>>559171845namamominamagomitamagonamagominyamayamago.. uh...uehhhhhhhehhhttps://x.com/OguristaX100pre/status/2025929905607696767
>>559171810I can only assume Witgod didnt have a strong Tachyon when he made that video. At the very least, I think that Tachyon has gotta be better than Maruzen if you're training a non-front. Although IDK for sure, I havent looked at their exact stats yet since its still so far away.>>559171821Thats why people recommend playing the long game and waiting for the Maruzen/FM rerun banner.
Could you guys please stop slandering my wife? Doto would never say any of that...
>>559172150>spending on a banner when finemo's retirement is a month after it
>>559172003He told us in discord he quit
Who is your favorite umamusume and what do you think they are doing during maintenance?
The bottercaust is finally happeningWe fuarking won
Imagine logging in after maintenance and MANT is there.
>>559171978Guts deck:>ayabe 15RB>urara10RB>yeppers10RB>air groove10RB>kitasan black5RB>Natie borrow15RBTotal: 65RB>non guts deck:>Marvelous power15RB>Tachyon10RB>Fine Motion10RB>NN15RB>Fuku borrow10RB>Kitasan5RBTotal: 65RBA guts deck is F2P friendly. You can borrow Fuku instead of Natie and change KSB for Tachyon and still have a good F2P deck.
>>559172150>I can only assume Witgod didnt have a strong Tachyon when he made that video.Those are deck samples from CM rooms. It's not his deck.
uma/pol/ when?
Uh, bros. You did uninstall Sweepy before the maintenance, right?
>>559172279>ayabeHUGE assumption there
>>559171845Why buy more RAM when I can just download it?
>>559172231Kiwakami princessAnd she's watching pricure with me
>>559172279I'M GONNA GOOTSMAXX
>>559172279>65OH NO BRO THE DIMINISHING RETURNS NOOO
Imagine logging back in after maintenance and they release Unity 2. Riko is back and she’s SWOLE.
>>559172247
>>559172263If that's the case I will be running Smaru Taiki and XOguri as my new Aquarius team.
>>559172247>bottercaust>only sweepydev gets bannedWould be funny. Also, Sweepydev. Can you add @VF to your trainer name? It would be funnier. Icarus@VF
>>559172329get a marvelous power in there if you are a lucklet
>>559172309
Bros, I'm scared of getting banned...
>>559172295>illya pfp
>>559172342the bigger issue with those decks is the shitty event skills
No wonder /uma/jp hates /uma/ global right now. I didnt know this was a thing guys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7xTnOwoels
>>559172216Unless you are a whale, FM will stay relevant a lot longer than that.Using FM after Ramono comes out will be like the equivalent of using an SR wit now. Only whales can afford to use a different SSR for their second Wit Card.
I got raped by Riko. The whole frail thing is just an act so she can have plausible deniability when she rapes her fellow torenas
>>559172485buy an ad
>>559172230Oh
>>559172342does mant even have career goals to scale 3s into 5s?
>>559172216>still spreading this vfcord gaslight when there's proof people still use FM after ramonu
Finemo will be my first wit card.Ramonu will be my secondThe daiwa wit that's on shakur's banner will be my final one.
My promise was to give her as many G1 wins as possible
>>559171836>>559172230>we'll never see Marvelous Sunday races or Turbo Tuesday's ever againThis is just a gaslight right /uma/? You faked that Discord pic so we can all laugh at some fake manufactured club drama right /uma/? It's just one of those gaslights that you always do like Mambo right? Any second now, you're going to post a smiling Oguri pic.Why won't you post something /uma/.Why won't you gaslight me now.
>>559172517Riko would never do that
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children, because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
okay for real though what speed card is more relevant and for longer smaru or tachyon
>>559172231H-have I seen c-curAHHren chan?hnnnnngh... no... I don't... oh.... I don't know where s-she is.
>>559172295We need a purge
post something sleepy
>>559172553dacchis is the only A+ club without a discord now
>>559172542>career goals to scale 3s into 5sdo you really think people are using race bonus for these tiny numbersyou should try the scenario if you have the chance you're gonna shit your pants at the noooooombers you get
>>559172571Stop joking Coal City
>>559172623
>>559172329Not really, you didnt waste your gold crystals did you?
Ramonu is pretty close to wit Bourbon (gold groundwork). Should frontmains skip Ramonu if they already have FM from the Maru + FM banner?
>>559172571Agreed! Long live the white race!*Smooches my Hishi Ama*
>>559172634You can't fool me with an orange cat mask Oguri
>>559172643Based and redpilled
>>559172571Shichi would say this while also having a black baby in her tummy
>>559172571It just hit me that Gold City irl would look like young TayTay
Maintenance hunger games?
>>559172691oh boy oh boy another skill bourbon cant get because it's on her own card
>>559172623>he is lacking critical information
>>559172592
>>559172691ramonu is an absolutely cracked stat stick and you get a 100 roll head start on heralso her gold skill can be used for fronts too
>>559172691No. Front is the style that needs wit the most.
>>559172691Frontfags get both.
>>559172589Good to see global uma outside this thread being so toxic it cannibalises itself
>>559172714>aislop
>>559172783she was just THAT oppressive huhand people kept trying to doompost her
Star blossom translator takes his swet time for the next chapter
>>559172571Agreed
>>559172871Be the change you want to see
FUCK I FORGOT THERE IS MAINTENANCE
>>559172571
>>559172783TTL goes to Palma at least
What if I want Mr Cee Bee? Speed/Wit bonus + Daring Strike sounds juicy
>>559172959is a good excuse to play a game that's actually fun
>>559173031That's what the borrow slot is for.
1 hour
>>559170837
>>559173036I'm playing monster hunter ^_^
>>559173124Breed hags
>>559173124Those are some long fingers
>>559172783>can't use Smaru because her own card is meta>can't use Bourbon because her own card is literally gold groundwork2026 is really rough for frontgods. You need to plan on rolling more front umas if you want to keep up with the card meta making your umas unusable. After 2026, we become chill though.
>>559173124Maru wouldn't do this.
>>559172936Am I suppose to bully the translator to be faster?
>>559172553Nopers, one of their members confirmed they use it to coordinate raids and share the brick art
>>559173178It's gonna be rough for my Maru but my Palmer will have a good time
>>559173194Become Japanese.Become the translator.
>>559173124Dry, infertile horse pussy
I can SMELL her she’s so close….!!!!!!
TODAY IS TURBO TUESDAY!
>>559173308Putting deodoran on Kita's pits so she doesn't smell.With my tongue.
>>559173124I would do this to maruthe symbolic meaning, that is
>>559173171Don’t say that…
>>559173391Weeb
>>559173367You'll first put deodorant on your tongue?Will you have any sensation left when putting it on her pits?Think before you act for once
>>559173391you are aware we can read filenames right
>>559172664
>>559173391tits too big for our asswonder
>>559173391that's American's ass
Yep...That's a million replies to my image but when I post it I get none.
>>559173292this is the devious licker???
>>559173391Wait a second…
>>559173391That thing covered in her hair seems familiar...
>>559173391
>>559173450damnlook at that low-poly uma on her right
>>559173127Rise, right?
>>559172553>Turbo TuesdayThere’s a Twin Turbo Turbo Tuesday Turbo TDerby in 12 hours! Turn up or turn triangle!
How long is the maintenance? 2 hours from now?
>>559173593wilds, it's fun after optimization. Rise was good too but I was pretty over it towards the end
>>559173627>I'll be at work
>>559173490That's when you start (You)ing yourself!
I see no Teio valentine screenshot yet
This is an image of Grass Wonder from Umamusume, say something nice about her!
>>559173492nyes
>>559173676Nobody loves Teio
>>559171609Even Bue is scared of the chud
>>559172691Ramonu is a lot better than FM, better to skip her instead, and if you're pulling for Wit Bourbon anyway then it wont be as bad.If you want to play the even longer long game and save on carrots, you can skip the Maruzen/FM banner, pull for Wit Bourbon, only pull 200 times for Ramonu (since you get 100 free pulls anyway), and then pull on the Ramonu/Maruzen rerun banner 4 months later.
>>559173367>>559173445
>>559173676It was one of the first ones to be postedOnly 1 Teiofag is left in this general And it's me
I forgot to record my wife Tachyon giving me chocolate :(Has another Tachy lover recorded it by chance?
>>559173702だめだねだめよだめなのよ
>>559173747Bourbon also has free pulls btw
>>559173702everyone saw you deleted it
post suggestions with image
Haven't see Fuji Kiseki posted in a long time.But maybe that is because in my head I get her and Eishin Flash mixed up.
>>559173895We call her Specute here, buddy.
Imagine being such a retard that you're willing to spend 60k+ carats to potentially win an extra few pulls per cm for 3 months.
>>559173895Sekai Saikyou Wa
Offmodel art is cringe and proof you do not love the umas as they are
>>559173747I'm think 120 free pulls.
I got a mackween
>>559173895fusu
my fuarkin overlord
>>559174034is it a crime to simply want more of an uma...
HOEH
>>559174034I only can masturbate to official or very on model uma art
>>559172691>>559173747What speed skills count for ramonu? Is it green skills like l/r handed, or is it like mile corners... or both?
>>559173895hoeh
These are the two decks I plan on running (for the most part maybe some alterations) because I am a luckless person who doesn't have FineMo and won't pull on Ayabe's banner.
>>559173895Borger
>>559173747Do you guys ever want to actually play Uma Musume pretty derby at some point?
>>559173895PEERLESS HEROINE
I'd play Uma Musume: Re-Uma.
>>559173895Beauty of the Century
>>559174160>I am a luckless person
>>559173895currenslut
>>559174001>USA scenarioEl new alt when?
>>559173895Smart Dog
>>559173895The bird I've always loved
>>559174097>>559174253sorry i forgot to mention global only
>>559174284I have her at ONE LB.Going to use the crystal, free selector and bring out my credit card for other selector for MLB.Alternatively, ManCafe SR has 10% RB too so if I was even more of a unlucky shitter I would use that
>>559174283>Coal City
Danchou is gonna be pissed
>>559173895Desuwa
>>559173895falcoloser
>>559173895Nepobaby
>>559173895Hopeful
>>559173895
>>559174375Santa Claus
FINAL LOCK IN, starting the fourth /uma/ maintenance hunger games shortly
>>559173895CUMA Danchod
>>559174375Happy Hopper
>>559174650>specutieLET'S GO SPECHUD
>>559174650why is dahhby dancho
>>559174650Total Specute Victory!
>>559174650I pray for a Curren vs Falco matchup in these games
it's so fucking over cwos
>>559174172I mean, I called it the even longer long game for a reason.Still, If we're talking Ramonu, that rerun banner is only a few months after her initial banner.Unless I get really lucky with Maruzen on the Maru/FM banner, I'm only gonna pull for Ramonu 200 times when she initially comes out and wait till the rerun to get her to MLB.
>>559174650All in, let it roll!
The hunger game begins! The bloodbath.
>>559174650This will be EZ
>>559174779i would rape this spechud
>>559174375Based
It's up
>>559174901RUDOLF WHAT THE FUCK??
>>559174901>immediate hag on hag violence
2 SSR wits cards from now we get Sirius Symboli. She comes with a new skill called From the Brink, which is identical to On Your Left except>costs 20(40) less SP>only activates in the first half of the final leg>can be as far as 4th placeher skill hints also don't suck like natures do. she has no TE but 60 mood ~ 12 TE if you can keep your mood great, so she still roams okay, and her rainbows are absolutely cracked.Some questions>Was nice nature wits a gaslight?>At what point is OYL updated to be identical to FTB besides base cost?
>>559174901>hag on hag violencehot
No blood was spilled compared to the third bloody hunger games start...Day 1 begins. First blood has been struck.
>>559174901>Bloodbath>Everyone gets out alive>The only casualty is Rudolf punching Maruzensky in the face
>>559175103MCQUEEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559175103>Goldship got first blood
>>559175103McKwab
>>559175050>At what point is OYL updated to be identical to FTB besides base cost?2nd anni, so probably 1.5th for us if they keep up the rate of pushing patches early
>>559175103>mcqueen failed the hopeful stakes fancheck again
>>559175103>strangles her grandmaVILLAIN
>>559175103The villain...
>>559175103>Strangled the hag to deathMY FUAAARRKINNNG VILLAIN!!!!!!!!!!
>>559175103>Gold Ship kills McQueen, her grandpa>Rice Shower kills Maru, her grandpaThis is Elder abuse...
The contestants call for blood as all the contestants are unexpectedly called into THE ARENA OF MONKEYS
>>559175103> The bird that I love is this pessimisticnyo...
>>559175258Raisu...
>>559175050you can only use From the Brink in medium tracks. i would say that's abit too niche to roll for that card, might as well borrow only
>>559175103>Its operover gives up right at the start.>Villain does something villainous.Fitting.
>>559175258just desserts for villains
>>559175258>Coal City dies by monkeysBurn the coal, Pay the toll
In a blink of an eye, only half of the contestants remain.Death summary.
>>559175258>>559175361>Falco survived>Curren flatlinedKWAB
>>559175318oh shit that completely went over my head. I didn't notice it's distance type = 3 not running style = 3holy blind. well shit don't I look the fool.
SpeVICTORY!
>>559175103>questions her sanityheh, hope these two end up clashing
Another definitive proof that Falco is the better umadol than CurrenWHORE
Death waits for no one. Perhaps only the insane remain...Night 1 begins.
special rape
>>559175361SEKAI SAIKYOU
>>559175454NYOOO TURBO
>>559175454Tabo...
>>559175454Tickezo...
>>559175454>Receives a hatchetIt's all uphill from here
The survivors take a small break. Every moment counts. Day 2 begins.
suzuka has spent the entire game so far just chilling by herself, hydrating
>>559175454777 is looking very dangerous since going crazy
>>559175454Shiraoki-sama provides
The club I applied to hasn't accepted me yet and it has been 12 hoursAM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH??? I DID 30 MILLION LAST MONTH!!! ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!!! WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME!!! Nobody ever accepts me...
>>559175454>Got a Hatchet from an unknown sponsorPRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>559175620which club did you apply to?
>>559175620name and shaaameee
Night 2 begins with the survivors attempt to read the guides for the upcoming trackblazer scenario but fail unsuccessfully
>>559175620we're full fuc koff
>>559175620Did you apply through the discord too?
>>559175698sweepy is DEAD
>>559175698TOTALBOTTER DEATH
>>559175698Based
>going to miss the first day of the anni login and my Valentine's gift because of maintenance
>>559175698>banned from life
>>559175698sweepy...
>>559175698sweepocalypse...
>>559175698Sweepy bros...
>>559175698DUMB FALCON
>>559175698sweepy hehe'd her last hehe
>>559175698This is a sign
>>559175698>Sweepy deadBASED BASED BASED
>>559175776Stop being lazy
>>559175693>>559175696It's a non /uma/ club because I don't want to be clowned on 24/7 like the Mambo & Brickedfags
The pacing slows down but the blood continues to drain. Sanity is at an all time low.Also someone tell matikane to stop exploring the arenaDay 3 begins.
>>559175776Heh, I got the anniversary login 10 minutes before maintenance.
>>559175871FUUUUUAAAARKKKK MAMBO
>>559175871Fuku is just obeying Shiraoki-sama's fortunes
>>559175865so you applied on discord and got rejected
>>559175865we're clowning on you for not being in an /uma/ club
>>559175871Mambo is untouchable
>>559175871Mambo
The survivors grow restless as all it takes is one single mistake.Night 3 begins.
>>559175854>>559175883How many hours until maintenance ends?Maybe I can sleep now and set an alarm for it before reset time
>>559175871sai...kyou...
>>559175967It ends after reset bwo
>>559175871
>>559175871>El jobbed to MamboKWAB>>559175964>Both Gold Ship and Mambo got explosivesOh shit
Rice is a hero
>>559175865Mambo isn't clowned on. Mambo is revered and at times, due to jealousy, unjustly vilified. Mambo is the platonic ideal of /uma/ clubs.
>>559175871>>559175964>terrorist has secret sponsor>given weapons and rations in an active conflict zonehuh
Cygames decides to lure in the contestants with food... a horse girl's weakest enemy...THE FEAST
>>5591759675 minutes
7 and Fuku survives the hunger games
>>559175964Umambomber
>>559176071MAMBO
>>559176028... in the eyes of villains
>>559176071MAMBO NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559176071>spechud and suzuka teaming up
>>559176071>Spe and SuzukaCute friends
Maintenace will be over in 5 minutes
>>559176071Mambo nooooooooooo
>>559176071El has been avenged....
>>559176071Mambo...
>>559176071SpeSuzu rabu
>>559176028Why is rice pregnant here?
>>559176071THE MAMBOGEDDON HAPPENED
>>559176071Mambo...Mambo...
In an unexpected turn of events, Day 4 begins with a favorite has been knocked out.
>>559176152by me, of course
>>559176152We umapyoi'd
>>559176178NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Two more minutes
>>559176178SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>559176071Mambwi shouldn't have chased Wanted Terrorist from her fire after she tended to her wounds... a fatal mistake.
>>559176178Nyooo... I'm all in on suzuka now
>>559175926There wasn't even a discord mentioned in the description you little blasted Mambonegro
>>559176178Shiraoki-sama...has failed her...
>>559176178oof, bad luck on that one
>>559176178grim
>>559176178>failed the wit checkDEMO_DOUSHITE_WHY.mp3.mp4
Not everyone is built for the race. Night 4 begins.I keep forgetting to spoiler but oh well.
>>559176178NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559176275LMAOOOO FALCOSISTERS???
>>559176275FALCOOOOOOOOOO
>>559176275>>>>FalcoKWAB LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559176275Falc-ACK
>>559176275Yeah, always knew she would end up like that.
When there is nothing left, what are you willing to fight for?Day 5 begins.
>>559176014please be jokingaccording to this screenshot I got a message about unlocking a daily "Valentine's gift scene" and saved it for when I got home so I could play it on the computer. There was NO Anni shop available when I logged in but later it appeared and the shop looked very small.At that point I would have used any visibly apparent Free Scouts (maybe a x1 pull? I would have remembered a x10) and claimed any gifts. Maybe I only missed the Valentine gift? And if clear me doing my dailies. I guess that's not so bad but if I missed a x10 pull I might just delete the app.>>559176078I want to belieb
>>559176275more like dead falcon
server is up
>>559176245a club isn't going to take a rude rando like you, go to discord and verify and give them your resume
Uhh bwos? The botlocaust??
Its UP!not really
>no apolocarats???????
>>559176364holy shit dude the times are right on the websitedo some thinking and some math
>>559176275>Falco commits suicide
>>559176361Spedumb...
so uhh what changed
>>559176361Didn't Jordan tend to Spechud's wounds twice already? What a backstabbing bitch
WE ARE APPROACHING THE END. DEATH IS LOOMING. FIVE REMAIN. All umas are called into THE ARENA!
>>559176473Kaichou...
>>559176473"accidentally"
>>559176473Golshi you fucking bitch
>>559176473inb4 "there can be two winners" copout
So diff gifts on diff alts?>>559176473KAICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These don't expire right? I want to save it for a special occasion
>>559176473>accidentally
Your final three contestants remain.Night 5 begins.>>559176521There is always one winner
New star pieces?Never seen her in the shop before.
>>559176575Team Spica wins no matter what
We love Specute here.
>>559176389>rudeI am VERY nice and sweet actually
>>559176587It's in the notices...
>>559176575Unless you threaten a lover's suicide pact...
I forgot to record it. It's Teiover Anyway to view the scene again?
Day 6 begins. No blood has been struck yet. What could they be planning? There can only be one after all...
>>559176683nope, come back tomorrow
>>559176683Record your red Teio next time.You have both Teios, right?
https://umamusume.com/news/100068/
>>559176683just take someone else recording it's all the same and not personalized
>>559176683these have been on YouTube for years, you'll figure it out
>>559176656Which I never read because it opens web page with fucked scaling on desktop...
>>559176709That sucks>>559176741Yeppers
>>559176752sweepybros?
>>559176587Now you can get her once every 60 shops and unlock her for free in like 8 years.
Night 6 begins.*PSSHH* In the distance a dart has been shot. You hear a thump. A survivor has fallen to the ground.
>>559176752please let it actually be real this time unlike the last time they said they would be banning people >>559176825SUZUKA NOOOOO
>>559176825NO SPECUTE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559176752>>559176790>2026/01/20they're not gonna do anything
>>559176752Rip Sweep. They wont kill Eden though.
>>559176752HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>559176825WTF SUZUKA WHY WOULD YOU DO THATAlso Spechud's been neutral the whole time she's so DUMB
>>559176774Looks okay to me on desktop...https://umamusume.com/news/615/
*TOOT TOOT* The horns have been sounded! The sounds signify a winner has been decided! The final two spend no extra second fighting for the podium.YOUR WINNER IS....
>>559176825Based, poison dart that bigger and sluttier chud
>>559176929RIGGED
>>559176929>le quirk mcchungus horse booooringgggg
>>559176929the view from the lead...
>>559176825>spechud killed by her roommatekek
>>559176929GOLDSHI GAMEGOLDSHI SLOP
>>559176825SUZUGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
>>559176878>Also Spechud's been neutralDid you miss the part where she killed rewarded Fatass for giving her medical assistance with death.
>>559176929Year of the Golshi Game
And final summary before thread dies. Thanks for participating in the fourth hunger games. Until next maintenance (maybe).
>>559177057>4th place>no killUmazing
Gold Ship keeps winning...
>>559176929welp, i guess i'm using goldshi for pisces cup
>>559177057>777>8th place
>>559177057mcjobber...
Am I missing a lot of these? I don't know how long they were for sale and I have no Friend Points because nobody uses my Uma/I have no friends haha
>>559177137Will they rerun golshi week?
>>559177261NoThey pick a new theme for every golden week
>>559177181Afaik these are the limited upgrade items you should have.
>>559177291But the magic number is always 564...
>>559177057riged
>>559177181If you use up all your rp consistently, you should be getting 20-40k friend points a month from TT races. Plus 30k from 4 weeks of retention, plus more from events, log in, etc. If you play actively you'll be swimming in fp.
>>559177181Bricked...
Wait, the daily shop got reset? Pretty sure I cleared it immediately after new day as usual
>>559177378I'm a very casual player so I thought I might be missing like half so I guess I'm not doing too bad
>>559177496It reset for me too.
>>559176683There's something worth recording? I thought they were all just these mostly generic 1 liners like the OP >>559165195 I didn't see anything different when I claimed mine. Honestly feels pretty low effort for how high effort this game has been so far.In FGO, an outdated clunker of a game, every character gives you a custom themed chocolate and have a full voiced gifting scene. The earliest characters can sometimes be pretty brisk but some characters have pretty absurd scenarios, like koyanskaya of light's scene is like 10 minutes without pauses. Some scenes even have routes with bad ends that make you do it again to get the chocolate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONH46HEQyz8
>>559177496Read the notices nigga.>>559177504Holy brick
>>559177496Yeah, when they updated the daily shop stars, which probably happened at CM reset time.
>>559176752That was only 2 months ago?
>>559177597we established four months ago that /uma/ can't read
>>559177585>for how high effort this game has been so far.Lol. Rofl, even. Lmao perhaps.
>>559175594
>>559177496It's over I didn't clear mine after the reset since had to go out >>559177585I just like recording things like this like like how I did with deresute and other rhythm gachas
>>559177261yes
Which is the best card to reroll now that I missed the Kitasan rerun?
I think Ebayan's glasses look retarded.
>>559177585>a custom themed chocolate and have a full voiced gifting scenei will get that in maybe 1 or 2 year later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F-nDSadTpE
yet another daily pull that misses the bannerthat's like four in the last three banners
>>559177748also2023 is GyaruWeek2024 is GochiWeek2025 is GrayWeek
>>559177958what will 2026 be
>>559177923Waah my steak is too juicy and my pulls are too lucky fucking choke on your own shit and die
>>559177748Gorushi armpits
>>559178020EoS
>>559177845even this is embarassingly low effort compared to what i'm used to. Eh, I guess FGO IS praised for it's story and literally nothing else, so I guess it makes sense it'd go above and beyond what other games do in that regard.
>>559176071CRUCIFIEDLIKE MY SAVIOUR
The anni shop has just clocks and gacha tickets in it. What do they mean by this?
Speed Eater is honestly a diabolical skill. The moment the 1st position pulls it off it’s game over for the other fronts
>>559178079the clock is ticking
me as "speed" in speed eater
>>559178079Yeah I swear there was supposed to be more items (I'm not gonna look it up)
HOLY SHIT
ummmm special mission is buggedI have 1 invisible completed mission
>>559178448just collect all bwo
oh no
>>559178483just do a mcqueen run
>>559178443They do be really making an announcement for 50 carats
>>559178081its a gold skill in disguise..3 net speed boost relative to the other runners for 160 base cost.The problem is it's difficult to consistently be the 1st place frontrunner. You really do need every trick in the book to make it happen.
Which uniques for long slop CM for late/end? Rudolf GP + fantasy grass Parent + borrow Oguri GP?
>>559178448They're going to fix it next reset apparently.
>>559178531it's not a gold skill in disguiseit's a good white skill, definitely, but not gold tier skill. We had intimidate back in sprints too
>>559178571NY Opera also works, probably better than Oguri's in longs.
>>559178531>>559178531you dont even need to be first bwo... its top 3
Hachimi!
holy shit the new gametora CM viewer is nice>>559178571the same as all longsryan and doberthe usual velocity uniques if you're coping
Can a teiobro blogpost some more about their abhorrent routine? I find those posts really entertaing. The depravity makes my tummy fuzzy and warm.Tf this new captcha is a fucking iq test
>>559178665NY GP Rudolf parent or the opposite?
>>559178767uma guide already had that feature
This is so nostalgic
>>559178847>>559178847>>559178847
>>559178794I don't think it makes much of a difference, whatever gives you better affinities I guess.Oh, and you also have Brian, her unique is very strong as well.
>>559178767Anon... Spurt it on a straight
>>559178823I've never seen this website and it's too aislop for me to consider using long-term
>>559178621Curvature is .35 x 2.4s = .84mspeed eater is .3 x 3s = .9mintimidate is .2 x 3s = .6mspeed eater is a gold skill for half the cost.>>559178687if you're in 2nd it's only giving you .15 relative to 1st place. It does a lot more for keeping the lead than it does for taking it.
>>559178870spurt isn't a unique nor does it work on lates
>>559177774NTR, kitasan would be shit this scenario anyway
>>559167349got room for 7 people?
>>5591830965 people*
Happy one year anniversary! (minus three months)
