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Some eye candy for the thread
are you ready for CM today?
Digitan LOVE
>>559521919Yes but also noB finals is always comfy
You rolled for her, right?
>>559521919Ready to gamble with 3 lates
>>559521919No My one ace is shitting itself in TT 50% of the time, so I'm not so confident
this thread will be better
>>559521919I'm ready to lose to Taiki because no one is bringing Fronts to Round 1.
we were barely on page four wtf
>>559522124shut up slut
>>559522020First CM I won was with 3 Lates (Virgo), more than one anon tried to discourage me from it, glad I stuck to my autism, fuck those guys, wish I could rub my tiny plat on their faces
Rice has been a bad girl...
>>559522124Looking by the time the NTR thread was baked. It's most likely baked on page 2 or as soon as previous thread hit 750
>do the yolo and pull half a spark>100 pulls>0 finemo>3 kawakamii told myself i'd quit after pulling 1 kita in 300 pulls but after this cm i'm actually gonna do it
yanko umanko
>17 yeaws owd
AIIIIIEEE I HATE THE MEJIROS
>>559522015Yeah
>>559522235Virgo was the best CM for lates. Not sure why people would dissuade you from that.
>>559522080this thread will be butter
>>559522015I rolled for her, but I didn't get her
bobo's VA has got crazy range
>>559522415Chiyono O wouldn't have given up
400 pulls for 5 finemo, 2 sc, 2 nn, 1 kita, 1 bono guts and 1 bakushin gutssuddenly have mlb finemo, kita and scvery epic i love gambling
>>559522415The 2 free pulls don't count
>>559522478I'm post-Derby Chiyono O
>>559521919No, my dirt S Suzuka missed TTL, low rolled power and I won't have time to roll a new one.
I really like Jordan summer alt, it's one of my favorites after Tachyon and McQueen
>>559522378I think it might have been a legit case of gaslighting, no Oguri pic in sight.
That spot in Mambo promised to (You) 3000 years ago? Yeah it could be yours now! We have two open spots! Just follow our simple rules! OR ELSE!
>>559521919I am FUCKED
>>559521919i couldn't care less honestly i'm quitting after this one anyways
>>559522541Suzuka is disabled on this track anyway cause of a bug she has on Dirt races
Good for Fronts, right?
Would a Healer Grass parent be in demand for CM11?
>>559522274Why is there a huge head floating?
>>559521919_no
>>559521919taiki will carry me as usual, the other 2 spots may as well be f ranks
>>559522378>Virgo was the best CM for lates. Not sure why people would dissuade you from that.Because Virgo has Grass and Vodka that can get both OYL and FF effortlessly. This dirt CM does not have any umas like that. You need to have rolled on the Wit Natie banner with Oguri Pow.
>>559522015I don’t roll for ugly umas
>>559521746
>he brought debuffers
sakura porno o
>>559522834my fantasy pasa has ff + oyl
>>559522586I wanted that spot 6 days ago, too late now mambros
>>559522834We have NSM + easily borrowable Natie this time so it's the same
I can't find the /v/ thread
:thinking:
>>559521919lmao no I haven't even trained aces
>>559523026Took me 10s
Do you think we'll immediately be unable to use Summer Golshi's unique as an inherit in CMs, or will they let us get away with abusing it for shenanigans for a few months in global first?
i skipped nsm for more mid race skills nyehehehehehe im the mid race GOD now
>>559521919I'm ready to win with Taiki because no one is bringing Fronts to Round 1.
Tamachuds do we really need healer grass for the next CM? There's literally only 1 round the websites that have x3 red longs.Fucking singular grade bonus
>>559521919pick my cm10 team, /uma/
if my natie is 1lb is it worth using selectors to 3lb her?
>>559521919decided to skip this cm and having fun building for tt instead
>>559522470Would like to see Bourbon in this outfit
>>559523190Yeah
>>559523085Don't lie
>>559521919I barely just made a few shitty aces yesterday
These fucking men have no tact whatsoever, one bad interaction and they disappear for the day. What fucking gives? I've given you so much how about you give a little back, you pathetic scum. You're not a man, you're a little bitch refusing to show yourself because of YOUR mistakes. God I fucking hate you
>>559522834It's not even about accessibility. Lates perform significantly worse in Aquarius than in Virgo due to track shape differences and Fronts having TTL. You need OYL/FF to activate much sooner than previously.
>>559521919My only consolation is everyone else probably had as shit of luck making good aces for this as I did.Dirt/Mile is going to be like that one famous Special Olympics webm where 90% of the competitors can barely run and one just blasted through because her disability wasn't physical, in this case that girl is Oguri.
Abi, daemon! In nominibus Trium Dearum, Te hac sacra aqua relego! illud suffoca! Putris et morere! Equestram quam tenes de manu tua miseram solve et desine in aeternum malum tuum!
>>559522742How do you define good Taiki? I'm really struggle deciding between renting Fuku or Finemo. Renting finemo more than often results in this lopsided stats. I guess I can't really decide how fake power or wit stat looks like.
>>559523146Ohhhhh semi decent one at 6 stam 3 pow..........
>>559523026orange OP
>>559521919Forcing Suzuka was so not worth it but I think I'll still make A finals
>>559523146>do we really need healer grasswhy would we need her?
>>559523258Just be lucky bro
>>559523146>hunting for pre-mantblazer parents for next cm
>>559523146Don't we need mile sparks for next CM along with long
>>559523392shut the fuck up fuku
>>559523147mmm digitan, top falco and bottom taiki
>>559523146>>559523308But you want 7 Mile sparks in your GP's, I think?I'm intending to build a Grass parent, but I'm unsure if pure Long or Long+Mile is in demand.
>>559523343>>559523392Yeah I found it now, it seems pretty dead though so I guess there was another thread that died
>>559523147I see Digitan I pick Digitan
>>559523268I love you
>Buttered
>>559523268Wow that’s a lot of words. Too bad I’m not reading them.
>>559523268i’m sorry…
>>559523297Hic daemon incredibilem fortitudinem equoram possedit... Tres Deae nos adiuvant.
Uma Stan is so OP
Are Maru and Agnes the next must get cards or should I roll for NTR?
I don’t care how smoldering hot Dober is. You just know dating her is miserable.
as celebration for her birthday, name 6 horses
crystal mist more like crystal METH ahaheheheheheh
>>559523268"You're never gonna get a boyfriend like in your doujins if you act like that, Dober."
>>559523803Jackie Chan
Is there a more depressed Uma than Ayabe?
>>559523268Oh but when women do it then I'm called a chud and a creep
Number of Active horses in JRA by their coat color鹿毛 - Bay - 4355黒鹿毛 - Dark Bay - 1926栗毛 - Chestnut - 1689青鹿毛 - Seal Brown - 632芦毛 - Gray - 486青毛 - Black - 56栃栗毛 - Dark Chestnut / Liver Chestnut - 7白毛 - White - 7
>>559523803Just A WayTosen JordanNakayama FestaPoint FlagStay GoldOju Chosan
>>559523803ConquestWarFamineDe
which uma tastes the best?
>>559523881
Why doesn't Taishin set off uooh vibes for me despite her also being a small, incredibly flat woman with a bit of a babyface?
>>559523676Maru get paired with FineMo in the future if you have patient
>>559523147Only if you oink oink for us first, piggy
damn 50m already? was i farming for stego inherits that much?
>>559523803Kincsem, Black Caviar, Eclipse, Frankel, Kurifuji, Tokino Minoru
>>559524112She's not loli coded. Just small girl.
>>559524032In what way? Like kissing them? Licking them? Eating their pussy? Eating their flesh for sustenance?
>>559522015I spent more on carats to pull for her than her own figurine. Worth.
>>559523803gold ship
>>559521919My KKK Pasa has somehow clutched more wins than my late Oguri when testing them with a last minute Taiki yesterday. I'm prepared to eat my automatic losses from dirt Suzies who proc everything and 4+ front rooms, but team comp should still guarantee A Finals for something where I put more effort into my parents than my aces.
Edenbros this can't be happening................
>>559524112Zero loli traits outside of body, that's why. Some women, both in anime and irl, are just small (see: every white guy ever with an SEA wife). They're not the size of an adult but you look at them and they clearly are one.
>>559524112cause she's a bitch
>>559524194
>>559524204It's ok their one botnigger is going for what really matters, beating the other faggots' botter
>>559522015I got her from daily free roll because I'm worthy
>>559523803Mejiro gold shipSpecial SundayGrass PasaHaru rice showerSuper capNarita Brain road
>>559523967too many ch*stnuts
>>559524112She's an example of what happens when a baby-faced woman fails puberty
>thread is deadEOS SOON
I want unity to be over faster
>>559524342The only people who say this didn't play her career. She's actually a sweet girl, she just has a short temper when it comes to very specific triggers and can get irritated by Tickezo at times. She isn't being mean in how she talks, she's just kinda monotone and very matter-of-fact, but she can also be pretty caring when she wants to.>>559524494Yeah. Even the biggest normie would look at her and when asked her age would probably say "I don't know, like 20?" You can tell she isn't a kid even at a glance. Having the hipster plaid flannel doesn't do her any favors in looking younger.
>>559524840Which uma has the best bounce?
>>559510203HA FUCK YOU I DID ITGENUINELY THE MOST INSANE PULLS EVERFROM NO KAWAKAMI TO MLBFROM 0LB FINEMO TO 2LB AND I CAN MLB WITH SELECTORSHAHAAAAAAAA
>>559524181>I spent more on carats to pull for her than her own figurineknown feel
>>559524112She looks like she should be pregnant.
>>559524874Watch closely
>>559524894Was that 100 pulls? congratulations but also explode
>>559524847same
>>559524894impulseGOD wonsaveKEKs in shamble
in honor of Golshi's Birthday I will be running her in the dirt CM and probably losing
>>559523967a shame there're no palominos in the JRA
are we getting discounted gemmies any time soon
>>559524894Huh... maybe I should pull too after all.
>>559524894 (me)image won't load on my end for some reason so here it is again for safe measure
>>559523528>>559523589eugh no it's my bad it's just...frustrating. I'm sorry.
>>559524978
>>559523803VegaHokuto VegaMeisho TabaruMeisho MamboMeisho SamsonToho Jackal
>>559524978This is the winner
>>559521746HonseFun. One slotReply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>559523864They'd knew if she did. When a girl at an all-girls school gets a bf, EVERYONE knows about it.
>>559523803Gran AlegriaOrfevreLucky LilacSuper CreekHishi AmazonInes Fujin
>>559524061
>>559525354jej
I have come to realize that my desire for pulling Dia has mostly stemmed from the pictures you guys post here.I will simply close my eyes and not fall for it anymore. I shall no longer be tempted. No matter how cute she is.
>>559525354SOVL
>>559524974guess I could put another one in her
>>559525652Would she be one of those girls who suddenly stops being flat after getting pregnant or one of the ones who stays flat even after 3 kids?
Remember: all carats are free if you buy them with Mom's credit card.
>>559521746>vandalized opkys
>>559525592You know you can’t resist her
Is Finemo good at 2LB?
>>559525743Judging from that pic it's the former.
>>559525842Not in MANT
>>559525842Isn't Finemo's level progression linear? I think yes
You're a highroller, aren't you? A luckchad, if you will? You're gunning for the best possible run with the best sparks even if it takes you 200 runs?Stop training wit. Just succeed your wit checks anyway. Imagine all the points you could put into POWER and GUTS if you abandoned that useless stat. Consistency is for weaklings who want a middling average and not obscene high peaks.
ayabe doesn't like me
>>559525842free selector + paid selector is MLB qwo!
>>559524112because she's an awkward teenage boy
>>559525914Fatty
>>559526015Taishin isn't a boyuma in the same way Ryan is.
semen retained
>>559525840I do not perceive her.
>>559524974
>>559525914Your pacing speed is still bounded by your wit stat
>>559525879>>559526009and 3lb?
>>559526392>don't tell TicketShe'll find out anyway
>>559525523
>>5595265483 LB only has 8% race bonus which doesn't matter since it's not a multiple of 5MLB is good in MANT because she has 10% race bonus
>>559526724
umapyoi. i need umapyoi....
>>559526683>WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! TAAAAAAIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIN!!! YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB BEING PREGNANT!!!>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GANBATTE SPERM!!! YOU WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME A BABY!!!
>keep giving me end closer skills on a late surger deckWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOINGWHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS MAKING END URARAFUCK OFF
>>559526916
>>559527039I can already hear Taishin's long, tired "haaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~"
i wanna pull for shakute already...
>>559526814>foto guardada en este dispositivoIs that part of the joke
>>559521846Dantsu is peak
Late surger Doto is kinda cracked
Your mom is kinda cracked.
I'm taking a napsweepy, tag in
>>559525743she would have saggy little postpartum udders. they would still be completely hidden under her clothes.
>>559526548just see if the rest of your deck can achieve 50 RB with 8 RB on fine
>>559527280cracked up whore
>>559524978I believe Satono Diamond should give me paizuri
>>559525592This one yeah?
>>559527189peak breeding sow for my penis
>>559527675Imagine falling for slop
Reminder that we have races later tonight
>Run bot>Suddenly have 10mil monies to spendI just upgraded my entire card rooster, now my TT bonus is around 12%Why would I play this game without the bot anymore?
bought the monthly carat pack, i hope i don't burn out
>>559527824who's gonna win this one and then promptly get injured and have to skip the classics just like every other trial race this year so far
>>559527704She is a growing uma.
Considering there are no upcoming supports until Tachy, should I just spend them all on FiMo, or save them for NTR hoping for Ayabe guts spook?
>>559528061>just like every other trial race this year so farYou are not wrong but we only had one of those so far
>>559528110keep saving, i did 30k on finemo and only got 1 copy and 3 kawakimi, its a fucking scamcha
was health the never failing one?
>>559527824>Sprintslop
>>559528270never failling is quitcharm is the easy low stakes option and good if early race like you're at right now
>>559528153i'm just having delusions due to blaenavon missing spring s
>>559528110Using tickets*>>559528268Aiieeee
>>559523112Not rolling for the slut
>>559528110docit faggotyou get 60-100 free pulls on ayabe and still have 1-2 gold crystals if not
>>559527824I Need You sounds like a good bet
>>559528406GOLSHI IS NOT A SLUTShe is however the kind of girl who'd stick a finger up your butt while giving a bj
>>559528474from the thumbnail i thought this was obese manhattan cafe
>>559523112i would come so deep in her she would be confused for an hour umabke to move
>>559527824FILLIESSSSSSS
>>559528316oka sho is only 1600m, it's not that far from 1400m
>>559527824T M Steel sounds badass so she'll probably win that's my official analysis
>>559528268that's average luck THO...
>>559528842Just makes me think of TM Revolution
Why don't we all just take Sympathy, help each other out y'know
>>559528842the last graded T M win was at the end of 2023
>>559527824>krjepkij
>>559528918morumoto-kun is getting too cocky
I haven't done a career in 4 days after i made my CM aces. Danchou, don't kick me, I'm just conserving energy for 20 mant runs for my TT team...
>>559529149While it does give the "let's all hold hands and cross the finish line together" shonen cliché I love, since a tie isn't possible, you are more likely to cause your opponent to win because of it
>>559527039posting this at all pregumas from now on
>>559529153It's surreal winning 14 G1s in this game, looking at the irl umas, and seeing that some famous horses won like...3 G1s in their entire life.
Let's go gambling
>>559521919For the first time ever I have an ace for every running style. Probably should have spent the Falco week to remake Ulala but it is whatever.
>>559527824>Rouge Saudadethat's it I'm rooting for the most beautiful name, I'm shrimple like that
>>559527039>>559529439TAISHIN PUREGUNANSHII TESTO!!!!!
>>559527824lol
>>559528085she is growing an uma
>>559529360That's rape.
>>559529706No, it was an expermient
>>559529642>turf mileslop>13 gamblers
>>559529706fight back
>>559524874
>>559529672Skip
>>559529595would ticket shake her pregnant friend?
>>559527824Rootin for Funny Bunny
>>559529887heh
>>559529642EndGODs...
>>559529517Never stop gambling30k down the drain lmao
>>559529672>Chrono actually got a figureOh shit, I'm definitely getting this!
Number one: That's rape.Number two: That's rape.
>>559529672>>559529997Needs to be raped
>>559527824>Coral ReefWho keeps giving horses random names?
it's day 5, who did you choose
>>559529672Buying this is like being reminded of your TP and fanruns every minute
>>559530072
Rape is not bad if the uma who does it to you is hot
>>559529805She's 16
>>559527824>KrjepkijI can't tell if this is a made-up nonsense word or just polish
>>559530179Fffuuuuu this Valentines thing is too hard. Why can't I just get double up on Fuku chocos.
>>559528045good deal my f2p friend! Remember that the monthly pack does not impact f2p status
>>559530179We get 7 total right?I'll be picking both bourbons today and tomorrow, and finish with Daiwa.
>>559530307A new contender for "horse with the tricky name"
>>559530204But all umas are ugly, tho.
>>559530331You could've gotten a 2nd one if you had her alt...
>>559528045Since you look new and impoverished, remember to daily pull only when sparking as it makes sparking a bit cheaper.
>>559530204I just read that book Tampa which is based on a case of a teacher who molested a 14 year old in Florida. After looking her mugshot all I could think was "...nice". She legit got away from going to prison from being too pretty lol. America is fucking insane. I feel like the same thing would happen in Tracen, but with the difference that the umas would put other non-umas prisoners in danger.
>>559530274out of 10!
>>559530307I am pretty sure Krjepkij is russian, and I assume it means strong/hard/sturdy because it sounds like the word Krzepki in polish
>>559530417>both bourbonsClanker
>>559530575They probably have segregated prisons for umas. No chance that they're putting a bunch of umas in a building full of ningen
Bobo's career is hard...
>>559530643My first four picks were rice, rice, natie, and cafe
>>559530575>After looking her mugshot all I could think was "...nice".You're officially too old and spiritually boomerish.
>>559530204literally no one would care about rape if the one doing it is hot
>>559530575being good-looking as a legal defense has roots that can be traced back to ancient greece
>>559521919absolutely not. wasted weeks trying to farm up oshi picks and got basically nothing. im fucked.
Meanwhile Ebayan while stuck in Dubai:
>>559530454I know I know. October completely drained me. I convinced myself the alt looked like some roastie Coachella outfit and skipped. If I roll right I'll use the upcoming selector on her.
You forgot something...
>>559521919today?!
>>559530756Golshi I literally just got a buzzcut with a fade last week, I'll have nothing left if you do it now
This seems like the perfect time for Cygames to release /ourhors/ Air Jihad
>>559530179My oshiwife's sister
>>559529115
>>559531062Yeah bro, it's time.Check in game
>>559531149
My Smart Falcon is ready to beat the shit out of any Urara trained by fool trainers >:)
>>559531243Handsome fella
>noooo you can't get mad at urara>meanwhile her trainer scolding her at timeshow come he doesn't get shit for that?
>>559531149Would be really funny if they do release him. Imagine what his design will be
>>559531326we'll see about that
>>559531450nobody reads. All the takes are fanon
>>559531171Biwa Bigtiddide...
>>559531243>>559531402cute
>>559531450Everything is allowed between a trainer and trainee
>air jihad's unique will just be dropping bombs in the racetrackKino...
>>559531243>>559531402he looks like quite the clever fella
>>559531552I am spending 20 bucks to get this p2w uma on the selector next month and nobody ITT can talk me out of it
meisho doto
ryan is so useless
>>559531851UMAMUSUME IS A COW GAME
>>559531851rape
>>559531171me too
I forgot to get a Valentine's gift yesterday
>>559530179Need some luck.
>Wasting a borrow on gold cityI love umas that don't have uniques!
>>559532176dancho throw this man out
>>559531851reminder that doto is the horniest uma
>>559532239>blackwashed cafeCringe
>slay the spire 2 on my pc screen>uma on my phone>adderall and tadalafil kicking intime for comfy.
>>559532391She's a potato nigga
Wow, she almost did it...
https://jiggie.fun/WLNHmghttps://jiggie.fun/WLNHmghttps://jiggie.fun/WLNHmg
>>559532431What's stimgoonermaxxanon's favorite uma?
>>559532431time to add pokopia to your tv
>>559532526Need to be gold
>>559531781normally i would say go for it but she's giga nerfed during MANT, and she's in the first batch of legend races
>>559532340She Never Goof Up
>>559532574I kicked the gooning habit. But if i were still that guy it'd be 6 hours gooning for Suzuka's sweaty pantyhose feet.
>>559532391dude... give it a rest... you're gonna get a mental hernia if you keep seeing stuff like this in EVERYTHING, including a silly drawing
>mfw scrolling through /uma/ everyday for the funny pictures and nice fanart and the awful people
>>559532340Whats she so smug about?
Fuku failed the first event in her chain 5 runs in a row again. She did this yesterday too.I just started giving up the run instantly when it happened, also I'm not using this piece of shit orange-haired tramp any more
>>559532779Stinky, vinegary
>>559532679
>>559532826Don't say that...
Once you have the human rights cards it feels like what determines if you win or lose are umas
>>559529835What is the name of this /umajp/ uma that I won't see for at least 3 years?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am horny and it's the weekend.
I love these married couple comics.I'm glad they keep pushing out more parts to this anthology.
>>559532779so you're just taking tadalafil for, like, fun?
I did 10 careers today
>>559529672gimme
>>559533082Just hit up danchou on 'cord bwo
>>559533093I hate them. Not because they’re bad. But because it’s not real and never will be.
>>559533204Yeah, the energy reduction is doing wonders for my bot. Thanks Cygays!
>>559531126Are you black or asian
>>559533082
>>559533465Duramente tapped that???
See you guys in whatever happens to people who wash out of B rank finals. Is there a C rank finals?
>>559533465
>>559527880>why play the game without the bot anymore?why play at all anymore?
>>559533465I'm sorry but I can only view Sweepy as a daughter.
Showa era sexo
>>559533093this is the only future for an uma and her trainer
>>559530756>Goldship marking Spicaman
Power is placebo meme stat that doesn't do anything
>>559533093I only consume romanceslop if it's confirmed that the creator is married or is in a relationship because then I know that it's drawn from experienceBecause I can't imagine ever relating to some virgin loser's couple fantasy otherwise
>>559533682To beat your shitty umas in CM
You are a virgin, you won't relate to the characters anyways.
https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc?t=47
Bwos just tell me with no gaslights: should I use this uma as part of my cm team? Or is it too much cope and I should rather use a random 1 try taiki?
>>559533905That's a high bar anon, I'm sorry for you.
>>559533774based, I would do this
>>559534004>mile Cit's glue
>>559534004You had many days to prepare for THIS.
>>559533093
>>559534004If your other two are really good, then this is fine.
>>559534004at that point just gold city
>>559533569You're better prepared than me m8
>>559533992
>>559533774>english text on latinx memeEven AI sloppa is less soulless than this
>>559534137I don't have shichi
Friendly reminder that you're the umas' trainer. They're going to marry someone their age once they graduate or retire from racing. Accept this fact already.
>>559534102
>>559533991I think they're plenty relatable
how good is mile maven
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559534132they are not really good, that's why I made a debuffer to kneecap better umas tho...
>>559534219>Don't need to spend the rest of my life looking after Tachyon>Don't need to deal with Cafe's paranormal nonsenseIdunno man that sounds fine with me.
>>559533905Beethoven was deaf
question for sweepers:do you actually trust mumuplayer? It needs to connect to some mysterious chinese server in order to install it. Allegedly it's the only supported emulator that works with sweepy... I'm not sure I'm willing to spin up an emulated OS environment just to try and run an android emulator inside it just so I can do parent runs more easily...
>>559534313I love Uma NTR.I want to see more trainees lose their trainer to ningen
>>559534531You're a botter, you don't have standards. Just go for it.
>>559534363Doesn't he have a phone?
how does this worthless bitch musclehead tomboy keep losing almost every race, fuck off
>>559534148at first i wondered what you meant but yeah i see those skills are not exactly perfect are they. i think your taiki is going to do really well though and oguri is always old reliable.
>>559534531Mumuplayers been a name in android emulation for ages
>>559533716Yadda
>>559534313
>>559534531A lot of good or updated emulators are by chinks so you have no choice if you really want to sweep
>>559534363Ok, ok... so this is how I make my exit from the club... naruhodo... *takes notes*
>An old poll proved most of the thread is married ojisans or in the process of getting a family>NYYYOOOO YOU ARE A VIRGIN LIKE ME YOU WILL NEVER RELATEKill all newfags please
post the yada yada doo copypasta, it was funny
>>559533569Eventually open league will allow up to A+ rank which is where all the mediocre and lazy players will be while graded league becomes a proper hell on earth
>>559534328On SMaru? Good. On Taiki? Good if there are fronts and you're battling other pacers, otherwise enjoy your Taiki getting lucky pace and practically guaranteeing a loss because lol no ult while other umas proc their kits.
>get my best run with Mile S and capped speed>Neicha doesn't finish her eventGive it to me straight, how bad is NSM?
hmmmm nyes surely nobody would lie on the internet
>>559534898I don't understand why people are so sore about being virgins.Being a Virgin feels fine.
>>559535061NSM is great BUT relying solely on NSM is bad.
bros this game is fucking dogshit
>>559535167I have Pump Lead the Charge and Updrafters, is it good enough?
>>559535204>He doubted a late surger
>>559533921ganbare, i'm undefeated so far so it would be interesting as a change
>>559534531I'm just a random oji-san just goes to work and plays anime png collectors, if chinks have any use out of my data I'd be surprised
>>559535278>Lead the ChargeGood enough. That's basically OYL anyway but longer duration and only for dirt. It's still all about the timing it activates, though.
>>559535204Based Kingu
me shitting my pants when the rng game is rng
>>559534451beethoven finished 8 symphonies and most of his 9th before falling deaf
>people don't lie on the internetnewfag to the world
>>559535380NTA I figured this was the mentality of most botters but I wasn't sure if I was seeing a coordinated set of chinese shills in the thread
Would you play an Umamusume fan game that has the same gameplay loop but custom umas?
>>559535204First-rate umamusume right there
>>559534993must take on s maru?
post something cute
>only have 2 hours to make one more ace before round 1
>>559535557Why is my bro looking at me like that?
>>559535575Yes but only if it was made by chinese developers.
>>559535575will there be rainbows and big numbers?
>>559535669
>Loaded with pace skills, consumes clocks>Stops jobbing only when I set her to lateThis fucking bimbo, I swear
>>559535380thats not my issue. im concerned its putting a bitcoin miner in my machine.
>>559535714Which danchou is this?
>>559535654it's just round 1 bwoyou can have 1 single good ace and coast by fine
this is the last CM where you can witmaxx with the NN and FM comboroll
>>559533569Group B Round 2 is easy enough that anyone can get at least one win and go to finals. Your umas are more than good enough to go 3 wins down thereBut assuming you do lose I think you'd just not get the option to register for finals
>>559535557>>559535756This is a very dangerous Umamusume.
>>559535575nyo
>>559534898Chat, is this true?http://poal.me/33q76ihttp://poal.me/33q76ihttp://poal.me/33q76i
>>559535928
>>559535638Any means for her to keep and widen the lead is good especially early race if you're battling against other Groundwork/TTL fronts, so hell yeah.
>>559536087heard it is not consistent proc tho
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SEIUN SKY'S KIKUKA SHO GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELLthe only times I win are with 450+ stam AND Maestro and 350+ wit
Will it be Finemo?
>>559535846The thrown-around term "Witmaxxing in Unity" is because Wit training sucks so hard in the scenario. If anything, raising Wit should be easier in future scenarios.
>>559535114Virgins without the crave for sex are commonly happy than bitter ojisans who can only get laid when paying. They don't understand. How could they understand?
>>559536209nyes
>>559536209It will be a princess :)
>>559536209+1 kawakummy princess
>>559533905>creator is married or is in a relationshipopposite for me when shit like rent-a-girlfriend author is marriedI need some random hag or oji-san author that has yearned for love all his life and never got it and puts all their romantic ethereal fantasies to pen and paper
>>559536007>8 responsesreal sizable statistical sample ya got there........
look how flat she isholy moly
>vrigins are arguing with other virgins nowcm season is fucking awful
>>559536268>>559536280>>559536285nyooooooo....Well I can do parent runs I suppose
>>559521919AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>559536326This. I always got the feeling I wrote worse fanfics when I was in a relationship.
>>559536337I will continue to gather responses.
>>559534656Just become a frontfag. It is impossible to lose races on Seiun.
>>559536357true
>>559536357One of the hottest Uma.
The normalfagication of the internet has become a great success.
>>559536182>Requires you to be fifth or above, easy to do as a front runner>Will only proc with that position requirement and after 5 seconds have passedDon't know who you've heard it from, but still seems solid to me.
is it just me or is this new ines fujin wit card kinda good? for fronts obviously
>>559536620what is blud yapping about
>>559536536
>>559536634>random_point=0
>>559536620>has become a great success.So has the ESLification of the Internet apparently
>>559536482fwiw I am a wizard +7, true khhv
>>559536645It is good yes.
>>559536182>>559536634It can select a part of the track that's within the first 5 seconds, automatically fizzing out. They fix it later to be the later half of early race. Still worth taking for SMaru to fight against Falco though.
>>559536713bro is lowkenuinly spitting
>>559536720>>559536819Boy sex with Cheva
>>559536645Low race bonus sucks but everything else looks good
chiyono sexy time
They should seriously do a dirt animeThere are a lot of 2010s dirt umas that all belong to the same generation
Friends what is the best way to use the upcoming selectors? Here's the gang
>>559536645I've been using it on my parent runs. Playtime's Over and Slipstream on an SR card is amazing.
>>559536484>except for Kikuka Shoholy fuck what is wrong with this race? I had 550 stam, 600 spd, and two white recoveries, and they both procced. Rice STILL WON with 250s accross the board, one gold, and one white. This race fucking cheats. The only times I've won KKS with Seiun after 30+ runs is if I have 450+ stam AND Maestro proccing.
DUMB UGLY FALCON
>>559537024Wait until free rolls
>>559536985yeppers is dirt?!
>>559536985sex with cutesex with esposex with brohugging and head patting shinko(??)touching Inariadopting ulalalalal
they need to draw more uma feets, its the most sexual part of their body
Any rooms before CM?
>>559537024only use the selector after the free pulls and after you're done pulling (if you intend to). At that point, get Finemo to 3lb, she's quite usable at that level. Second highest priority would be getting Creek to mlb. Reasoning: Fuku falls off after MANT because the stat bonus isn't as relevant, whereas Creek and Finemo will be strong for all of 2026 and will still be used well into 2027, even if you mlb Ramonu (which you really should) in the case of Finemo.
>>559537265yeppers spent her junior (2 year old as horse) season running on dirt
>>559537265Yeppers
Stick to G3 races bud.
My Taishin looks kind of weird....
they need to draw more uma pits, its the most sexual part of their body
>>559537265Mein Führer... she is an all terrain uma
>>559537265She's Urara's enemy. But she runs turf too.
>>559532570To the guy asking, as I have no idea how to type in this damn thing, it's Orfevre's song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY5JtnTte4w
what makes laurel a succubus
>>559536889>can select a part of the track that's within the first five seconds>description clearly shows a greater or equal sign to 5, meaning 5 seconds minimum must passWhat.
>>559537592>Dirt B(!)FAKE DIRTER
>>559532738that's why she gets pregnant the first try
I think I will win in cm later
>>559537656You calling El a fake dirter too, huh?!
perhapsit's time to come to terms with the fact that I am bad torena
>>559537656The wife version is A yep yeppy
>>559532817she about to get her umanko ate by torenah as substitute chocolate
>>559523304Power is strong this CM, especially for pace where you don't have strong accels. I'd favor power over wit unless front. A statline like 1200/600/1000/450/700 is good. But don't forget to do races for extra skills.
>>559537619Laurel in Star Blossom is just bland, everyone else is way more interesting.
>>559537265>>559537592So this is the power of yeppers
>>559537829Anyone who doesn't have her is not playing the complete game
Ever since that other Mejiro whore arrived the general has become shittier.
>>559537829Jordan more like Bore-dan. Snore-dan, even.
>>559537882Gyarus are whores
j-j- J- ju- JUVENILE FILLIES
>>559534607I like those comics where the umas threaten the abusive girlfriends
Jordan more like Love-dan. Wife-dan, even.
>>559537902Fucking Mayacchi's soft thighs while Teio watches from her bed...
>>559537959Gold has the best Umako
>>559537632Yes. The conditions are coded up such that you can have contradictions, thus making the skill unable to trigger. In this case, phase_random==0 does not take accumulatetime>=5 into account when choosing a section of the track. It's why you see Mile Maven activating much less often than other skills in a race.
>>559537038I have never had this issue. Occasionally cheater Creek steals my win but that is less than a quarter of the runs I do. Same with TSS (unless I am mega understammed).
>>559537829Is she asking me to kiss her or to have sex with her
>>559537867but is game laurel a true semen demon
>>559537897This, the feminazi needs to be remove.
HOEEEEEEHH ARIGATOOOOOOOOU
>>559537949No, they're angels because they're okay with ojisans who lack experience.
>>559537619It is all in the eyes
2 more hours
>>559537592>>559537484All-Rounder Yeppers
>>559538079>implying older men never had sex
>>559538030What the hell, I must be having shit luck or something. Of the past 15 Seiun runs, I've won Kikuka Sho less than four times, and each time I've had 350+ stamina, and most of the time I have a white recovery too.
>>559537949>Would gladly fuck and teach a silly ojii such as myself that lacks experienceHot
What does Ei Ei Mun mean?What does Howa mean?What does Yeppers mean?
>>559538281yeppers
>>559537829 They really robbed us by not giving Jordan screen time in ANY of the anime projects.
>>559538281They're having a stroke. A horse stroke.
>anons itt talks about sacrificing turns to get more SP while I can barely get the statline without races
>>559538012One condition can easily overwrite the other one? That's some really fucking ridiculous spaghetti code.
i can't roll for finemo because dia and kitasan are also this month
>>559538230if you check the thread poll, you can see this is accurate........
>>559538352You don't need them
>>559538336stop hooooarding carats and roll on cards
https://jiggie.fun/umajig7
>>559538352lowres mayas are so funny
>>559538468you're so funny
>>559538336That 35 race bonus threshold is a game changer. Prior to Fuku I was always at 25-30 and having the same struggles. Now that I can regularly hit 35 G1/2 races no longer are a weaker turn option.
>>559538012I wondered why my Taiki wasn't activating it very often despite having 1200 witfuck you, Cygamesfuck you
>>559537619teasing demon, also succubus eyes that always lust over her trainer
>>559538346It's basic coding anon. See that &? It means all of those conditions have to be fulfilled for the skill to activate.
>>559538230I've long accepted that i'll never have sex
>>559538490your mom's so funny
>>559537329goddamn bitch, calm down. not like you killed her yourself.
>>559538346Things like this happen when you have a lot of rules that need to be implemented, so the software engineer gives lego blocks to technicians to do the mass entry. Sometimes the lego blocks aren't extensive enough to express intent accurately, so later the software adds new rules.
>not a single rainbow in any of this datesI am going to fucking bh[=jw43e5[]h]qw453hl]w4kjhn[]pew35mn 46jk
??????
>>559538230hahaha so true I mean how can a guy be 34 years old and never have even kissed a girl before? hahahaha
>>559538712curry is good
>>559537603thanks, anon. just hit enter in jiggie and you can start typing.
>>559538712Have you used Curren? Free energy and a skill for ending her chain.
>finally MLB Finemo>can do runs with my own Finemo>good wit>80% OF MY RUNS ARE PREPARED TO PASSGive me back my carats
this game is dogshit and i reject its shitskin predatory corporate game design
>>559538046
>>559538230I do NOT want SEX, I want to be LOVED.umamusume
>>559538973ok bye
>>559538712Curren has very good training stats, more consistent wit rainbows than FM. The main problem is all the skills are for sprint and only 5% race bonus going into MANT.
>>559538712I love when Curren randomly drifts into my run and gives my +30 energy and PTO. Almost as good as Falco drifts giving me groundowork.
Uma you wish you had but the game decided it wasn't meant to be?
>longendslop>mediumdebuffslop>milegambleslop>sprintpachinkoslop>dirtREAL umamusume
sis...
>>559538854cute
>>559538712i guess you can use her at 0lb for farming PTObut I wouldn't ticket anything if you don't have it at 2LB+ until you can hoard more tickets
>>559539113The other Narita.
>>559539008putting it raw...
>>559538854Ikuno...
>>559538281It's a battle cryI don't knowA country bumpkin's way of saying Yep
uma gyaru (40 years old)
>>559539118>dirtjust miles, except uma variety is even lower
>>559539113oough sweet doto...
>>559539113This entire row between Doto and Jordan
>>559539238The next dirt CM is medium actually, just so we have even less viable umas.
>>559538352You need them
>>559538956Now try to get both speed star and head-on from top cun speed. maining pace is pretty grim
I've got my secret weapon and it's not Smart Falcon.
>>559539043Can't wait for her to come to global
>>559538336Racing is for good decks or high rollers. Average trainer needs to hit their stats, good accels & S distance first
>>559538305Jordan was in the movie
>>559539051It's like... they're not rivals... and SOMEONE... SOMETHING... is trying to divide us!!!
>>559539113Ayabe, I did 50 and didn't get shit, I can't afford more for a mediocre uma
>>559539304nice, looking forward to it
>>559539304digitanGAWDS
>>559539238The next dirt cm is medium so it will be ogurislop
>>559539304>night track CMHeck yes
>>559539029She has 10.
which umas would be pregnant straight after senior year
FrontGODS ww@?
>>559539304>dirt MEDIUMYeah that's a skip from me
>>559539551Digitan
>dirt mileOk. Taiki, SMaru, Pasa, Oguri, Digitan... >dirt mediumOk. Taiki, Smaru, Pasa, Oguri, Digitan...
>>559539407A short shot barely counts! City has her time in CinGray and Palmer/Helios have their entire subplot in season 2. Jordan didn't get in on any of that.
>>559539551if they spent christmas eve together with their trainers they are pregnant for sure
Don't buhi him
I am so fucking cooked for this CM bruh
>>559539551
>>559539685i cant use ulala in dirt medium....
>>559539685Taiki has E medium and all of her potentials are for mile.
>>559539551Pregnant URA finalist Dia-chan
>>559539685>dirt mediumENTER
>>559539685what about hishi amazon?
>>559539304Where is the Rickeyfag
>>559539731same, I started laughing when I looked at the shit I tried to build through the whole week
>>559537856Nah, I can barely afford the minimum by training. There isn't much time for extra race especially when Taiki keep bitching.
Holy shit half-TP is so nice. I can just shoot my uma in the back of the head the moment something slightly inconveniences me.
You guys really cooked on this curren gaslight. Loving it.
>>559539831bwo if you're not getting Taiki to medium A on every run you're playing her wrong, her secret event is broken as hell
>>559539551>URA finals>Gambling on who isn't baking bread
>>559539864She's easy to forget but she can run all distances and surfaces. Though she really needs the next round of skill buffs, her potentials are pretty dire currently.
>>559539964what's her secret event?
>>559539953ramonu wouldn't do this
>>559539685>Completely flat racecourseI think Falco is actually pretty bad here due to having more corners.
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT NIGGA COMING INTO THE ROOMS WITH A NY URARA WITH 400 STAMINA AND IS COMING IN 2NDYOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GASOUT NIGGERWHAT
>Biwa Hayahide is now your traineeWhat you do?
>>559539685dirt medium will be xoguri and two debuffers for every team I bet
>>559540142discombobulate
>>559539113Kawakami PrincessGold City
isnt tosen jordan one of those umas that is a generation orphan kinda like gold ship
>>559539953ramonu would do this but pretend it didn't happen and get mad when you say you wouldnt look anyway
>>559539113Narita BrianFalcoOguri
>>559539939Rickey!>>559540154Rickey!
>>559540091>there's a chance for falco to trigger ult just before final leg if she's soloAIEEEE Rickey save me
>>559540091What an awful layout. There's very few umas who can run the damn dirt+medium combo to begin with and that late final corner really screws over several of them.
>>559540142That is not Biwa HayahideTake your AI slop and shove it up your ass
>>559540093Is it her ult that's saving her?
>>559540142Buy bananas
>>559539304i am rolling for the dirt shotacon so i can stop worrying about dirt
>>559540091THE TYRANT OF DIRT
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2029746286468231240?s=20i'm pretty sure this video is 100% made for global, can't find a japanese equivalent anywhere from the pre-mant times
>>559539551Like mother like daughter
>>559540032It scales with race bonus. On my CM Taiki I was getting like 50~ on these stats.
>>559540487we know
>>559539685Now hold on there one minute, you'll have a few more Trainees to potentially use, you just gotta roll for them (these are from around the time Dirt Virgo was the latest CM)
>>559540487smart boydid not the subtitles give it away
>>559540487they made one for half anni for global so it's not like it's unprecedented
>>559540328Isn't it basically only Urara who can do Dirt Mile but not Dirt Medium? And medium also opens up McQueen, Mayano, Opera O, among others.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A DIRT MEDIUM UMA EVERYONE COULD USE WITH JUST ONE DIRT SPARK
>>559540591Listen you act as if Cygames gives a shit about global and that they wouldnt just redo the subs
>>559540306Aw shit she's released by then? I'm broke
>>559540091dobah value
>>559540581no one's going to roll for yukino fucken bijin, why is she even a 3*
STOPPOSTINGCUTEFAN ART
>>559540091>Oi racecourse>Falco is badHoeeeeh? That's her home.
>>559540242Yeah, but the horse didn't really race much against their own gen, spent the junior and classic year in the shitters division
>>559540718posting official art instead
>>559539709Except Falco. Falco is 100% safe.
>>559540328Mayano Front will be pretty easy to build, Falco's going to be strong as always, Angling works, so SMaru's on the table again too. But Pasa's unique looks pretty useless, Taiki's too. A mutated Seiun Sky would be monstrous, I think. Mutated Big Nig Suzie too, Unrestrained is going to be pretty effective and if it procs with A/S I think she just autowins.
>mfw u win every long CM with 300 wit by just using your ult and speed boost for half of the race
>>559540710> No is going to roll for [God Tier Affinity farm parent]yeah I guess bro
I'll just mutate NY Urara for the medium Dirt CM>b-but shotacon and falconI will simply gamble
>>559540503that isn't worth the pink sparks
>>559540142Uh, fuck. I'm not equipped to train. Bananas and research nights with her, I guess.
medium race you say....
>>559540817Really wish I had a big feeder uma wife...
>>559540882Sir, we have MANT by thenUrara is basically dogshit
>>559540772Falco was being carried by the forced normal mode in CM3 and CM10. Take that away and now she's food for SMaru.
>>559540503>On my CM Taiki I was getting like 50~ on these stats.holy shit. I should try tha->10 Medium sparks requiredFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>559540883If you say so bwo. If you see a strong Taiki later today, check their distance aptitudes.
>>559540978>bigger is always better*gets on knees and crys*d...don't say that...
is /uma/ a turf or a dirt general? i'll post an uma with both to not alienate your vote
Orange wife
>>559540654Taiki has E medium and basically mile-only potentials. Late final corner screws over Maruzensky, Taiki and paizuri Pasa. Late final straight screws over normal Pasa (and Hishi Amazon can't spurt).The more you think about it the shorter the list of truly good umas on that track gets.
>>559541016I will simply gamble harder
i hate the jpniggers so much they have ruined all the futures umas to me, i can never like stego, NTR, bro, acute, or chrono anymore because the jpniggers won't stop avatarfagging as them
Ayabe's personal struggle is sad and all until you realize that her ""sister"" is a failed fetus that died in the womb. You'd think her ""sister"" died when she was in elementary the way she talks about it.She didn't even know who her ""sister"" was, she never met her ""sister"" because her sister fucking DIED BEFORE she was bornHer parents told her about it then she gaslit herself into believing that she's supposed to carry the "burden", whatever the fuck that means and went on with this pity party until she got scouted.Shit's actually comical especially when the story tried to make it seem le deep and sad.
she wants to give me the zoomer haircut...
>>559540380I don't think the artist is using AI.But I might be wrong.
>>559541228Those are all ugly umas anyway. Except for Chrono
Not really sure if Urarafags are retarded or insane
2 front + 1 late or 1 front + 2 lates for aquarius
>>559541139Global is largely NA and NA is a dirt chad empire./uma is therefore Land of the Mile, Home of the Dirt.
>>559541342sure
>>559539831that didn't stop her in Scorpio, bitch was tearing up the turf
>>559541228You're a bitch made nigga
>>559541239>she gaslit herself into believing that she's supposed to carry the "burden"More like the three goddesses translated one of the twins getting killed in the womb so that the other can live from RL into that "burden" in the umaverse lol
"spark reroll? no. QoL? no. mant rework? no. extra 20 pulls? yea"
>>559541109If you eat a lot for your wife, the size of your manhood won't matter! It's the recipe for a happy relationship!
>>559541239doto would accidentally say this to herself out loud while vega is listening
>>559541239Rice would also say this
uma thurman
>>559541329Its the generic anime artstyle that AI sloppers lovePlus look at the bag, the handle makes no sense
>>559541228Why do you even like the troon hors anyway
>>559541239Ayane story is an awareness message about deep crippling depression, what happens when you shut in yourself and don't allow others near youOf course a Doto nigger fucking retard mongoloid double retard wouldn't get it
>>559541228that sucks. I don't have that mentality at all, I like the umas I like and that's all there is to it, I couldn't care less if some idiot on internet likes her too. Does some [insert perjorative] like Narita Brian or Suzuka or Tamamo or Maruzen or McQueen or Raisu? Don't care, still adore her. JPniggers could be the most obnoxious posters spamming Calstone Light O and I'd still spark her because I think she's the most hilarious uma I've ever seen.
>>559541239That is just as fucked up. She lives in the shadowy guilt of someone she never met. Trying to break past that ain't so simple. It was done well in the anime I felt like, not sure how it goes in the game I am not pulling loooool
>>559541569
>>559541427deali trade all future patches and updates for 50 rolls on dia
What the fuck, el's tits are huge
>>559539953ive done this to the last 10 runs where i didnt get enough dirt sparks after second inspo. feels good man. sorry dancho.
>>559540817nooooooo don't eat biko someone stop her
How strong is the Prudent Positioning + Dodging Danger combo really?
>>559541239>gaslit herselfthe entire fucking family shoved it into ayabes head that it was her fault her sister died and that all their affection is dependant on her doing well in races WATCH THE MOVIE
>>559541228Wow isn't that sad? Surely you will change your opinion after watching this video
>>559541686Whenever she or Brian appears in the home screen with the half anni outfit I have to touch myself...
>>559541228Sounds like a (You) problem
>>559540142ask her if she can wear her christmas outfit and then step on my face
1 hour leftI hope everyone's aces are as bad as mine
The only thing I'll miss about Unity Cup is the random skill drops, pulling a skill like Head-on while building a pacer hits like crack every time
>>559541228gonna cry? piss n shit? maybe eat your cum for your entertainment?
>>559541228
I just failed a V Bourbon Career...
>>559541228crazy how many of them got triggered by this LOL
>>559539164
>>559541938I'm already coping. A finals and give me my welfare carats I can skip this plat...
me throwing myself out of the window in an hour
>>559541228>waaaaaaaaaashut yo bitch ass up, you're more annoying than they'll ever be
>>559541228crazy how many get filtered by this insanely based post LMAO
two sides of the trainer lottery:you can get a taiki or akebono who will just eat a lot of food, be happy and raceor you get a rice ayabe and you have to constantly keep a tab on them in case they schizocide themselves
>>559541797THIS strong
>>559542026Get more stamina
>>559542130samefagging yourself for sympathy is even more pathetic
Sorry for being slow but I don't get MANT, so they just pigeonholed bonuses on turfs and didn't think about a system to compensate spriters and dirtersThat sounds retarded
>>559541938I somehow luckshitted my way to the last three plats and I fully expect it to happen again
>>559542150Taishin bros endure it
UMAI NA MERICA
>>559542243BASED
KILL THE NTRFAGKILL THE NTRFAGKILL THE NTRFAGKILL THE NTRFAGI HATE HIM/HER SO MUCH
>Dotovillainfags lack empathyWhy am I not surprised?
>>559542242it's a design flaw.cygames thought they should have a scenario that encourages parent building by making the essential building block of parent builds (same race affinity) part of the core gameplay loop.it did not occur to them that characters like Curren Chan exist, and you can tell it didnt occur to them because Curren Chans career was specifically buffed to give more stats in MANT *weeks later*
>>559540487That video is genius. It boxes up some nice strategies for MANTBlazer in a fun way.>Small energy mediocre>Big energy GREAT with a cupcake>Run a lot afterwards (race race race)
>JPFags: Stay on topic, post things related to the franchise or even talk about the game directly>A literal fucking who: Screeches constantly about said JPFags because he lost some divegrass authority gay fag shit or whatever, never posts anything game related either, only screams at peopleYou can call avatarfags what they are, fags, but at least they post THREAD related content and don't have 24/7 schizophrenic hissy fits.Schrimple as that and if you disagree with this very simple assessment then you're whatever buzzword is hot as of late
>>559542206How much do you recommend? Is Riko not enough?
>>559541228kill yourself already you monkey
>>559542454
I WILL WIN SO FUCKING MUCH THAT NONE OF YOU FUCKS WILL EVEN CARE TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT HOW I GLOW
>>559541228whiny rape victim
*contemplates avatarfagging as nishino flower*
>>559541797It's good. It doesn't win you the entire race but considering they are cheap skills, you get bang for your buck.
>>559541228fellow brown GOD you made your post TOO early! its still US/EU hours, hour time has yet to come when all of them are in bed!>>559542630love cunny so do it
>>559542597...said Opera right before she jobbed to a G3 level shitter
liking ugly umas is not a personality
>>559542442Doto has a real struggle that she overcomes instead of hiding in her room listening to emo music while gooning herself to sleep. Dotoposters have the right to make fun of that baby.
You're all faggots
>>559540798He had the tenno sho autumn record for quite a while, only beaten by THE BEST HORSE IN THE WORLD, Kitasan's Black star offspring, mega stud EQUINOX. That's gotta count for something.
>>559542763Except me
>>559540883Taiki autowins her career races because her ult is just stupid strong on pretty much every track. She doesn't even need medium A. I usually just bring 9 medium, 9 mile; or maybe 6 mile and 3 surface sparks when training for mile. Some perspective: that event is total about 150 stats and core skill hint. Mile S is about +10% so 120 stats, although breaking the speed cap. Mile S is entirely non-guaranteed in the latter scenario, while in the secret event is very easy. And there's nothing stopping that medium B taiki from just rolling mile S. I always got it in the end, though I admit I've been a bit lucky and would have settled for Mile A on an otherwise good run. Mile S is great but you are NOT trading Mile S for that event: you are slightly lowering your Mile S chances for an amazing amount of free stats and a core skill hint. Think nigga THINK.
>>5595419381 hour? And face off against all the oinkers? HAHAHAHAHPatience is a virtue.
>>559542579
>Post uma>Schizo doesn't like it, calling her "JP only uma go back now">Said uma has a series of big well made anime episodes>Said series has OFFICIAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES if not even cringe ass dubs>This makes said series GLOBAL Content, all the more so as it was a thing BEFORE the game even came out globally
>>559542839Waiting for SEA hours? On day 1?Where are the bratty Teios when you need them.
>>559542597>I hope you become the best you can be so you make me look better when I beat youthis male uma
>>559542839when do I queue as a yuropoor to get a high winrate?
JP uma such as Narita Top Road
Please tell me how to make Sweepy work
>>559542972>>559542972>>559542972
>mental gimnastics, seething and meltdowns to be prepared for the CM meltdownBravo
Sooo when are those so called "free pulls" coming out again?
>>559543020>>559543020>>559543020
Tell me about Top RoadWhy should I spark her?
>unprompted jp seething He's going to troll bake isn't he
>>559543030copy paste shit, and you're done
>>559543062you are 11 seconds late retard
>>559543062>>559543039Bravo retards.
>>559543039Cute Ulala thread>>559543062Cringe ass third world threadI'll take the ulala one
>>559543030unironically ask AI, it will tell you step by step and what command prompts to use
>>5595431742nd one is clearly a troll bake
>>559543060bro? have you been skipping the free single pulls?
>>559543039This one>>559543082Checks out
>>559543030HmmmmmNyo
>>559541139https://poal.me/bvkc0thttps://poal.me/bvkc0thttps://poal.me/bvkc0t
>>559543151nobody cares faggot
>>559536357sexy grandma uohhhhhhh
>>559541632I feel like it wasn't done well in the anime lol I was thinking the same as doto while watching rttt, like fucking hell, it's sad you lost your sister but you never even knew her, get the fuck over it>>559541818pretty sure they didn't do that and it's basically all just ayabe beating the shit out of herself
>>559542427sorry, she's simply too bright. your day WILL be brightened by her presence, and her presence at night WILL obfuscate your guiding stars.
>>559539831lollmao
>>559542579grass chubster was red as fuck, holy moly
>>559542549on the other hand....>make OP global information only>jpniggers throw a fit yelling about vandalism and start posting porn
>>559542454wife
>>559543039>>559543062Bless yourselves
