Poker Night Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>559428958
Bunscout is cute! Cute!
>>559596871Eh, it's no Femscout
>>559596871>>559597292I'd hit both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
3 NIGASON CART
>>559598902>>559599000>>559599015the gang's all here
Not a fan of Haarp.
We are so backMvM update soon
>>559600885just 2 more weeks
>>559600885Trust the plan.
>>559601346I like that plan
I have the biggest dick itt
>Bought a duped unusual for a retired hat>Its for a class I don't really play that often outside of custom servers>When I play tf2 I play on classified so I don't have to deal with shit like direct hit/dead ringer/wrangler anywaysI might be retarded
Did Zesty win yet?
>spent the entire maintenance jerking off>the first thing that I see afte4 opening tf2g is more pornjesus christ, give me a break...
>>559603042there is no escape from porn
Back from ze dead!
>>559603042but what did you jerk off to? this is important tf2
soooo where's the next pic?
>>559604317futa porn and my tf2g folder
>>559605203im curious on what constitutes your tf2g folder
>>559605203very based
are the sam & max games any goodthe little rabbit is funny
>>559606225Heβs also very sexy
>>559605203based
>>559606225Depends on your tolerance for point and click adventure games. Behind the absurd humor its really well written. Some jokes I didn't get until my second play through years later
>TF2's dry spell season>Can't even be bothered to fix some shit and just takes other people's work from the githubWhat does Erigger even do the rest of the year. Legit sounds like those older workers paid to do nothing Japan has
>>559603042Nobody has posted any porn here though.
>>559605581fempyro, yordle, olivia, shupo, mini etc etc
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>559603447source?????
>>559605183 gimme like 2 hours maybe
>>559600885>>559601169>>559601346>>559603447We're so back
>>559610863The pedo sisters weren't awake to keep the thread alive
>>559601169>>559601346facesitting
>>559596829Poker Night rereleasing was the Heavy Update after all I guess...
>>559596829>Here ya go!>Chump change!>I have this!>The die has been cast
>>559607092youβre spot on, eric really does paid to do nothing japan has
>>559605183buy an ad
anyone got a link to the mod to remove unusuals? cant find the updated version
a nice thing about the poker night rerelease is that it gives a bunch of heavy mains permission to use something other than the tomislav
>>559619530nvm found ithttps://pevhs.ch/tf2/vpk/nhbgum/
>>559607778based as fuck
>Have Heavy's gun>Have Dangeresque Too>Reload the game almost 50 times>Neither Max nor the other guy pull out their itemsWhat the fuck I've been starting new games for over half an hour
He's so perfect bros
>>559622893Based non degenerate poster.
what is it about the shiv + smg and the gunslinger + pistol or the hatchet + wrap assassin + shortstop is so erotic?
>>559623703what
>>559622893better pic
Fucking God I finally found working archives of comp.tf's map categorieshttps://web.archive.org/web/20250822190157/https://comp.tf/wiki/Category:Mapshttps://web.archive.org/web/20251008084214/https://comp.tf/wiki/Category:Highlander_MapsWhy is the site down anyway? Because this proto-Concord is two decades old and abandoned by its (((corporate))) progenitors?Also immediately getting interesting results, like how UGC Highlander season 3 featured a CTF map, Chaos, made in 2008 by someone who has been *banned from TF2Maps*. *Nobody* is safe from the troons' power tripping.
>>559623463he's gay, he's the definition of degenerate
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>>559623703watching people suffer and die slowly is more fun than crit kills these days
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xzl6rGml9L4?feature=sharehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Avj8Yl_TN94?feature=share
>zesty chudding out about the server verification
>>559624079>>559524976Holy shit I found it, it's... Canalzone...So add that to the list of reasons why it's absurd the map is not in TF2C >>559480019.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brTeI8X-SoQTF2C mods when they see arctic.tf servers have more players than their own servers:
>>559602740>>559603447sauce?
>>559625742>australiadeserved
>>559624273Not as degenerate as furries.
>>559627151also sorry for all the people that prefer him shorter i'll draw him shorter next time
>>559627151Shouldβve put parenthesis around You but otherwise yes this is delectable
>Taunt twice>Get kickedYikes!
Teleporter going up!>>>/v/734485209
>>559624079There's a secret list containing far more maps, including ones that they simply never documented before abandoning the site entirely. It doesn't include Domination even though I swear there was a page for the mode and that Canalzone and possibly Standin (lumping Dom and TD together) were not the only maps ever made for said modes. I also doubt any of those CTF maps are not standard "Capture and return the enemy Flag" like Ravelin (Reverse CTF) or the delusional version of Casbah (CTF race?).
>>559627386still a degenerate nonetheless
>>559627151Do you only draw gay shit? Can you draw an Olivia or something?
>>559629117shut the fuck up and stay banned, floydfag
>>559629117This is a proud LGBTQIA general.
>>559629253Floydfag has literally posted gay porn tho, he's on your side fagola>>559629305Wrong
>>559629253>everyone I don't like is floydfag even if it's a simple questionthe absolute state of homos
>>559629117nah I draw whatever, can't say I care about her tho and listers Sona thing just hits too many notes for me so :pcould always start drawing stuff yourself however, be the change you wanna see
>>559627151Why is the pp hard if I'm the one dominating?
Today, I will capture the intelligence.
>>559629796you know you make a good point, I'll keep it in mind for when it's appropriate
>>559627151(((You Know Who))) strikes again >>559567391Maybe floydfag *is* the second staff member
>>559627151>deletedlooool straight general>>559629847Now that's what I'm talking about
>>559629791How about a fempyro then
>>559629847You can't do that...
>>559630004the actual floydfag is on your side, queer>>559623463>>559627386
>>559630007ah well, I hope the people that got to see it enjoyed it. dunno why it got deleted but whatever, I'm not usually on 4chan and just wanted to share the art with others that might appreciate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmuW8oHYqik/ourguy/ Zesty is streaming and discussing ASMR
>>559630156Why not? It's common knowledge that you're allowed to cap the intel on 2fort as many times as you like if nobody can stop you.
>>559630514>dunno why it got deleted but whatever,explicit porn is against the rules, even if you cropped and catboxed itjust because they sometimes ignore catbox links doesn't mean it's a loophole
>>559630156>>559630748may and rosa double paizuri
>>559630748Because it's MY intel, I won't allow you to capture it!
>ah, finally, casual is no more>now i don't have to deal with queue times>true paradise
>>559630798ohhh okay, I thought it worked like that oops lol. well I guess if anyone got lister requests I'll consider em (if my schedule allows it)
how does the minigun fire without a trigger
>>559627151SEXSEXSEX
Habib needs to watch himself before he mysteriously 'passes away' and ends up in the next burg4r...
>>559627151Can you draw more stuff like this >>559601169 instead of this faggot shit?I want more fat butts and titsnot cocks
lister full nelson uouhh
>>559631941many are saying this
>>559631941>>559629253>>559567391
>>559631941but there are no tits in that image...
I spammed New Games on PNATI for an entire hour(watching youtube on the side) and none of them have put their items on the tableis this a bug or am I that unlucky? 100+ rerolls at this pointI just want the dangeresque man
>>559630887Well then you better put more sentries down in the intel room because it's got MY name written all over it!
>>559632137same artist of that olivia image also does tits
>>559632137There is assFat olivia ass, that's what I want>>559632114????????>>559632247also more stuff like this, yes
>>559631987you're on to something.. I'll see if I can execute on that tomorrow...
>>559632212may's cleavage has MY cum all over it
>>559630671another super metroid remake?
>>559596829Are there any minor bugs in the game that you hope will get fixed for free by some github autist one day? For me it's>Hold Tab>Casual rank badges still randomly brokenNo gameplay impact but it always irritates me
>>559632412make a thread in >>>/trash/ at this point (unless there's already some sort of "porn of 2d e-celebs that aren't vtubers" thread)
>>559632571Yeah, there's a weird bug that sometimes happens where I'll spawn halfway in the ground and be vibrating through it and it'll stay stuck that way unless I respawn. No idea what causes it but it's annoying
>>559632793Oh I get that sometimes, you can sometimes fix it by crouchjumping which isn't that much of difference from just respawning since you're already in spawn anyway
>>559632917Glad someone else experiences it, forcing a respawn in spawn works yeah, the record; stop command also sometimes fixes it, but it is annoying
>>559632752there is but it's all like, story time animator stuff and straight stuff at that so idk if it'll get appreciated there lol. I do get your point tho
>>559632571if you tab out while loading into a game sometimes shit bugs out and you cant see your scottish resistance stickies through terrain anymore, no setting changes fixes it, you have to relaunch and its a pain in the assall my years ive only seen people complain about it three times, twice here and once ingame, maybe because everyone uses stock sticky
/trash/ Fortress 2 general again when
>>559632212You're free to try, but you better prepare for disappointment! I'm not giving up the intel!
>>559632571>Pyro taking extra damage from reflected projectiles>Flamethrower bugs from Blue Moon (damage ramp up, wall bugs)>Spy bugged disguises>Explosions getting absorbed by the smallest map geometry elevation>DDS not having the DF check to deal extra damageAll of these have been on the github for ages but Eric continues to ignore them
>>559633079you could always drop a pic with a spoiler and ask what they think, no way they wouldn't like it though
>>559633276a /bant/ thead so I can see IDs and countries.
>>559633486fair enuf, tho I'll be sad if the people that have been enjoying the pics here will miss out on em :( appreciate the support though
>>559633735if you want to make people here happy, draw more straight pics, there are far more straight anons in this general
>Zesty is going to ban the Wrangler from his serverSo much for being a vanilla TF2 server, it was obvious that banning the Vaccinator was a slippery slope
>>559633920sniff
>>559629791extraordinarily based
>>559633920This always, always happens. Every single>It's a vanilla server but BETTER because we enable commands like team scramble, map vote, round timer>Oh but we also disabled random crits because they're bullshit, everyone agrees>Oh but there's also random spread being disabled because who likes those?>Oh but also we removed X item because it's just the most blatantly imbalanced thing in the game, nobody would protest this>Oh but also we removed Y item>Oh but also we're going to be removing Z item, and maybe...It's actually awe inspiring and probably some form of political/social commentary that every single server admin, if they last long enough, will eventually go down the path that leads to "oh we're tweaking the Gunslinger mini sentry setup time by +0.5s make them less annoying, and buffing Liberty Launcher by 10 damage on direct hits"-type hubris
>>559633735you can post them in both, but at least on /trash/ it'll never get deletedplus the other drawfags there will hopefully get inspired to draw more delicious tf2 twink because lord knows i need more
>>559634372you make a good point... thanks anon, I'll draw more for sure dont you worry
Do people here really waste time of their life drawing when they can just get an AI to do it for them in a few seconds?
>>559634725Ah, classic bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19LZ-EURSeoWhy do competitive players have such weird sounding voices?>june>zoeyOh...
>>559634725Is this bait, or is it truly your horrid shit opinion?
>>559634860>Is this bait,if you even need to ask you already know the answer
>>559634860No, the world is getting more simplified and unfortunately people aren't using it the fastest way.
https://youtu.be/7E0y2ZDnkps
brown ^^^
>293of course it's the floydautist, you have no drive in your life to do anything beyond post here that's why you're fine being a literal NPC
>>559635460Buy an ad.
>>559635460If Poker Night 3 doesnt come out soon we wont have any voice actors left so it will have to be Pyro playing with 3 randoms
>>559635534man a poker game with all 9 of tf2's cast would be so kino
>>559635603>All 9Anon...
>>559635534>Pyro playing with 3 randomsspecifically fempyro and it's also strip poker
>293
>>559635534It's literally impossible for any more games like PNATI to be made in today's video game market.
>>559634841>AustrianThey have always been known for having funny accents
>>559635691>>559635827sexo
>>559635460Reminder that according to this gameSoldier, Medic and Demo are good friendsPyro is a friendKilling Spy is glorious thingScout is annoyingAnd Engineer...well...
>>559635937>according to this gameits all canon though
>>559635827
>>559635937>Pyro is a friend>And Engineer...well...Canonically everyone's afraid of Pyro except for Engineer, who lives with Pyro as a roommate. And probably porks her daily
>>559635937All of that is accurate>Soldier, Medic and Demo are good friendsOutside of heavy or pyro those two are very popular uber choices>Pyro is a friendTheyre all on RED>Killing Spy is glorious thingYeah>Scout is annoyingYeah>And Engineer...well...Russian guy hates the Texas Instruments[TM] employee who personally made the ICBMs aimed at Moscow
>>559635603>>559635665Imagine playing poker with Soldier
>>559636110God I wish I was engie
>>559636317Same
>>559635937>You want hot spy?>I have friend who gets you a hot spy.>His name is Pyro.Oh no pyroxisters...
>floydcel pro-AIWhat did that guy say? Incompatible with art. >>559567391
>>559636503The only one who knows Pyro's actual identity is Medic. Heavy has never seen under the mask and is just assuming
Can someone give me a qrd on the recent castaway drama?
>>559636639queef robot destruction
>>559623762Its a cute cosmetic but I still prefer ones where you can still the original
Apparently SolarLight mains Soldier now, and is making a definitive video about the BASE Jumper. How do we feel about this, gamers?
>>559637387>soilarlight
>>559637387>Obligatory clip dump of him getting kills with it in casual "See? It's still good!">Reexplaining wget's video how the JI nerfs aren't correct and that he actually knew this all along>Obligatory throwing shade at zesty>Erm, actually it's unbanned in comp now (nobody uses it anyway)
>>559636214We do get a very tiny glimpse of this in the MvM trailer
>>559636149>Outside of heavy or pyro those two are very popular uber choicesThe actual dialogue is that Heavy considers those 3 good friends of his
i have to hide so many shitty anime pictures in this threadcan you actually talk about the fucking game
>>559636503>it's realSweet, and that purse in his cubby has been there since launch, so Pyro has been a trap for all of these twenty years.Gimme bulge pls.What level of oversight did Valve take with this game btw? I assume literally zero, since Valve are historically lazy, evil, and retarded towards their own IPs.The developments for Portal 2 and Team Fortress 2 are proof enough of this. Portal 2 needed The Flash Version Map Pack becoming a smash hit for them to realize F-Stop is retarded and *not* Portal 2, and even Team Fortress 2 became Natural Selection 2 at some point before turning into the Concordized-but-otherwise-bog-standard Team Fortress game we have now.
>>559639018this game is like 25 years oldit has not had a major update in like 7 yearswhat the actual literal fuck do you want to talk about
>>559625808dont have or know the artist. i saved the pic to crop for the reaction, i remember not really liking the pic too much beyond that
>>559639237Why do we have a general for it then?
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Dont fix broken pyro weapons. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>559637264what
The BASE Jumper is good because it opens up a set of very deep and interesting movement techs that do not necessarily exist with other unlocks in the same way. It's a false equivalence to compare it to getting kills with the Bison or Pomson, which are very simple and bad weapons.
>>559639627i only like it in mvm
What were Telltale fucking smoking btw when they decided their lineup should be two actual video game characters, decent picks at that, and then balance it out with two cringe, unfunny, probably even for the time, eceleb shit?
>>559639018how about you stop being such a snowflake immigrant and acclimate to site culture
>>559639681based retard zoomer
Holy shit cp_cargo is trash.>LOL DUDE WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS A TINY ROOM AND CHOKEPOINT AT ALL TIMES
>>559639118meds
Poker Night 3 -Starring TF2 E-Celeb βThe Whatβ
poker night 3 staring bunny suit shupos as the dealers
Pornker Night - Starring nude Olivia, Fempyro, May, Shupos & May
>>559639925Either you quite literally did not read (because you are brown and are therefore incapable), or you are profoundly ignorant and do not belong here (also because you are brown).https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Invasionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeNEn0zBdCQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoP-rq5sruw
Fuck and Suck Night at the Inventory starring Chuck
>>559640596meds
>>559639908penny arcade has never been anything but unfunny garbage, uncslop if you will
>>559638412What I wrote>Imagine playing poker with SoldierParticipatory. Engaging. Interactive. You have a role to playWhat you replied>We do get a very tiny glimpse of this in the MvM trailerDetached. Voyeuristic. Sitting in the cuck chair watching others
If Poker Night 3 was made in 2016 it would unironically star either Filthy Frank, Ethan Klein, or idubbbz.
>>559640741sneed's pokeed need eed theed inventoreed
posting from the scout room
Chuck's Tuck Fucktress
>>559639681>strong bad>cringe and unfunny you're the cringe and unfunny zoomer
Honey the Cat for Poker Night 3
praying to the scout shrine
>>559641117baby making sex with honey in poker night 3
laying in the scout bed thinking of scout
>>559641290Youβre gonna get her pussy cat pussy juice all over the table if you do that
>>559641553good, I want to get it everywhere and cover myself with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V2RvBjC4egtycho would be a honeycunnyposter 100%
>>559641940nah he's into actual animals, he'd probably be elitist about anthro
>>559641940Honey is probably 17 or 18 years old if you compared her to her Virtua Fighters counterpart.
tycho should rape max
>>559639418for anime pics
>>559642368This is not an anime general.
>>559641030Toby?
>16 years laterI wonder what they're up to now
>>559641940>>559642218>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Arcade#Dickwolves_controversyI uhh... never knew this. I rescind my criticisms of Penny Arcade and now believe it is based and redpilled.>>559642329Telltale is very weird about Max's homosexuality in their games.
>>559642458its also not an announcing what you are hiding and filtering general eithersaying you are blocking or ignoring someone on childmedia outlets might have a sting there but welcome to outside the safety zone
>>559639118>What level of oversight did Valve take with this game btw? I assume literally zero, since Valve are historically lazy, evil, and retarded towards their own IPs.Yeah, that's why it's not canon you retard and you should refer to the game itself
>>559642896Stop posting edited images.
>>559643040It's not, stop being a cringe schizo
>>559642896>>559643091Nice attempt at gaslighting, Mr. Floyd. However, your mistake lied in trying to challenge someone who actually plays the video game.
>>559643091Pyro is a male character.
>>559643147Do you really think you can call literally everyone you don't like floydfag?Do you really think that's the only instance of Valve calling her a woman?>>559643280Maybe you should actually read that whole thing, retard
>>559643147Cope, Pyro will never be a real female.
>>559643280>bro if I purposefully cut off the end it'll support my argument!cherrypicking>445>retard can't even respond to the correct post>retard doesn't know what "acting" islmao
>>559643330There is irrefutable evidence of Valve calling him a not-woman as well, so your entire case is in tatters, Mr. Floyd.
>>559643445retard moment
What characters would a Poker Night 3 even have? The Internet is way bigger today than it was in the early 2010's. Online culture is much more "loose" because there's simply so much content being produced, plus instead of being mostly white Anglosphere users it's now flooded with slavs, jeets, chinks, spics, turning the web into a favela.>Oh we'll have... the cover art poster boy merc from the most popular game. We'll have characters from the most popular webseries. We'll add the rabbit from another much-loved series. We can expect a big audience to get all of that because video game playerbase and online user populations are both still mostly homogenousI can't think of a single game today that matches the pop culture dominance TF2 had in its heyday. New games come and go in months, sometimes weeks. Webcomics are pretty much dead.Nothing is capable of capturing such a large percent of the public's attention anymore, and for way shorter periods of time. I guess they could put in some universally-recognizable throwbacks like Mario or some shit.
>>559596829this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
oi call the lads we got a floydfag melty ove' 'ere
>>559643485That's not to do with gender, that's to do with species.
>>559643501The simple fact that they set up the script to randomly alternate between male / female proves that interpreting Pyro as female is just as valid as a male and saying "he's a man!!" like there's an definitive evidence behind that is pure retardation. The fact of the matter is Pyro's identity will forever be unknown and (you) lost.
>>559643643retard moment
>>559643545today poker night 1 would get complaints for all the characters being white coded
>>559643545it'd be some soulless slop like the default fortnite blond guy, bbno$, the edgy skull mask guy from CoD, and rick & morty as a single character
>>559643685retard moment
>>559643685Why do you believe he's a female then?
>>559643685>Computer! Define goalpost shifting.
>>559643643No one says "a man" to refer to humanity, they say "man" (plural)only a retarded ESL would ever, ever think this
>>559643685trvke
>>559643801She makes my dick hard, and I'm straight. Therefore, she's a woman.
>>559643697Shup up.
>>559643685this should go without saying
The premise of the phrase in his bio is that he is supposed to be some unholy monster due to how much of a psycho he is. You're just a porn addict who interprets this as meaning Pyro is secretly a badass girlboss slaughtering Straight White Men.
>>559643810Point to where I claimed Pyro's identity is known, you AI using literal NPC tard.All I said was refer to the game itself and there are more instances of them calling Pyro a female.
Im so close, bros. I just need that rabbit nigger to put his shit down
>>559643960see>>559643816
>>559643897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
What If There Was A Game Called Shitpost Night At The /tf2g/ And You Played No Holds Barred Texas Shit'Em
>>559643921Shupo up?
shupo plap correction
https://youtu.be/SpY2xTXdG-Q
>>559644003I am from England so English is my first language, also I play the game, I played it a few hours ago and I played on a Brasilian server and got dominated by half of the enemy team.
>>559644068That's every night as long as Floyd isn't region-banned + email verification also regino-banned. Until then, every night we have fun riling him up and causing him constant melties every hour.
>>559644140>>559644209shupo shupo
>>559643545not just that but in /currentyear/ nobody would buy a game to play poker"what if existing card game or board game.... but its a video game????" worked until the 2010s but now if your card game isnt a roguelite deckbuilder with storydriven character development and survival basebuilding mechanics, its dead in the water
heavy and engineer are the only two mercs confirmed to have at least one phd apiecemedic doesnβt even have his medical license lol
>>559644412He LOST his license meaning he did go through med school properly before he got his license taken away for malpractice
>>559643921>>559644140shuposhuposhupo
>>559644404Balatro and Slay The Spire buckbroke a whole genre
>>559644354>I played on a Brasilian server and got dominated by half of the enemy team.lmao I always knew you were trash at this game
>>559644354>I am from England so English is my first language>"first language">Not "mother tongue"Just because you were born in Britain because your Paki mother squeezed you out there doesn't make you British, Paki nigger.
in brazil do they call heavy βgordoβ
>>559643921indeed
>>559644609I'm not, It was just laggy because I live a long way from Brasil.
>>559644706Idk but playing in East Asia every time I hear someone on mic they call the mercs by their names in English(just with obvious gooky accents)
>>559643545rick sanchez from rick & mortyabrams from deadlockcharlie from smiling friendsmichael de santa from gtav
>>559644841>rick sanchez from rick & mortyI know who that is because of memes>abrams from deadlockI know who that is because I've played Deadlock>charlie from smiling friendsLiterally who>michael de santa from gtavLiterally who(I know what GTA is but not a single character)
>>559643995I've been spamming new games for 10 minutes and this bunny just won't hand over his gun and badge
https://community.telltalegames.com/discussion/15770/2010-tf2-studio-rumble-season-is-over-telltale-results-in-this-thread
>>559644771cope
we should've gotten a telltale tf2 point-and-click game
>>559645129>last active 2012>last active 2011>last active 2012>last active 2016>last active 2014something about browsing old forums is genuinely apocalypticat least with 4chan its all anons but with these sites you can see all the exact dates that people dropped awayinsane to me there were people dropping 5.7k posts on these developer forums. this person would be in her early 40s now
>>559645209eww no
>>559645129https://steamcommunity.com/groups/studiorumble/announcements/detail/603857467991151629>overwatch devs won the 2016 tf2 rumbleoh nononono tf2xisters we were HUMILIATED and HUMBLED by blizzard employees?????
>>559645423>A woman in her twenties who liked TF2 enough to watch and comment on an inter-developer TF2 tournamentIt's not fucking fair.
>>559643545digital circus charactersmiling friends charactera popular recent scrimbloa popular recent horror protagonist
>Studio Rumble is gone and the website is gone too>No official Twitch account or Youtube account>Nowhere to watch VODs>If you look up "Studio Rumble" on Youtube it shows some wrestling shitThe only videos I could find were on this random ass account https://youtu.be/ytlukfuFL3A
>>559645782caine would totally be the dealer
>>559645946they have a facebook page but its been dead for years
>>559645782Pomni, Leon Kennedy, Default Fortnite Guy and a fourth somebody or another
>>559645721This + Overwatch 1/Classic being the closest thing to classic Team Fortress since TFC really is embarrassing for Francke-cels (Incredibles Inflation Fetishists).
>>559645946>12v12The way God intended the game to be played. Glad it wasn't some 6v6 compcuck format.
>>559646081With how much attention he got that he wasn't even supposed to, I wouldn't be surprised if Jax overtook Pomni as the show rep. Or Kinger as a wildcard, or Caine + Bubble as the dealer.[picrel is in fact based and red-pilled, because kinger is a race-mixer, befitting of this depiction
>>559645946this channel has some more footagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD7nqbsB_Lshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5oGSx_AwYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_Ebo3_ibghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7qc2Ub84a4
>>559645946>the heavy just holding m1 next to a dispenser shooting at nothingits so endearing seeing how dogshit people used to be at tf2 manheres another old gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMYy-6JTnLo literally impossible today
>>559646370Gaming skill on average has ballooned over the years.
>>559646318Neat, thanks anon
>>559646309>race mixing is basednah
>>559646704can't read award
>>559645946>random ass accountThat's actually the personal Youtube of a Telltale dev, literally linked in >>559645129Back in the old days with no social media managers, no community managers, no official shared Reddit account for outreach. They had a tournament and just had one of the guys there upload it.
>>559645946I 'member when I was a kid learning to use the family pc my parents warned me everything online was permanent. How I wish that was true now that I know it's actually the other way around. Old sites I liked disappearing, URLs gone, links dead, Steam friend last active before COVID, videos on Youtube taken down, accounts inactive. It's pretty scary to think about.
>>559647238one day tf2 playercount will drop enough that you NEED to play during primetime to get a match at all(compared to now when playing at night is simply annoying because queues are longer)then one day after that tf2 playercount will drop enough that you NEED to go to one of less than 10 community servers that do nightly "events" that are just matches with playersthen one day you will only be able to play tf2 offline with bots
the only community server I know of that is remotely populated is oprah's and its perpetually full and only hosts the most jaded compfag player base I have ever seen
>>559647526Wasnt there some tf2ber who made 100 player serversDid those die too
>>559647581Shounic, and we hate him because Zesty told us to
>>559647410>One day ALL the mercs will have picrel
>>559647727That's actually fucking horrifying to imagine. An entire mausoleum for TF2's cast.
Can you niggers stop nostalgiafagging I come to tf2g for bants and eternal spy vs sniper seethe not for feels
>>559596829who the fuck is tycho?I heard of penny arcade but this isnt penny or arcade.Jokes aside, are they still relevant? i stopped paying attention when they did that stupid kickstarter and everyone found out they look like chinless goblins.
>badwater>12v12>not a single one of my goyim are on roofKILL ALL GOYIM KILL ALL GOYIM KILL ALL GOYIM KILL ALL GOYIM IT IS 2026 KILL ALL GOYIM WHY CAN'T YOU RETARDED CATTLE COMPREHEND ROOF KILL ALL GOYIM
>>559647727Time marches on, man. Picrel was my homie, we would go double demoknight and rape casual lobbies together. He said he was going back to school for a doctorate and never logged on a single time since
>>559648310>muselk groupi hope that nigger died
>>559648170I've experienced this>On RED>Only Engie>Build tele to roof>Set up dispenser and sentry there too>As long as we hold the high ground we can hold forever>>>Everyone who teleports jumps down(taking fall damage too) to run into the chokepoint and get rolled by BLU pushing up with their cart
>>559648380Nta but get cancer
>>559648380lol
>>559648170>>559648519This shit brought me back to tf2 when i went to try deadlockIn modern multiplayer games if your team is full of useless retards and you are the only one doing anything you get PUNISHED for disconnecting. You have to stay and let these faggots waste your time for however long the match lasts. At least in tf2 if your entire team is retards you can just requeue on the spot with no issues
>>559648802quickplaychuds... our response?
>>559648310>He said he was going back to school for a doctorate and never logged on a single time sinceHe locked in and probably has a high paying job now while you post on 4chan
>>559639465Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Break pyro cunts. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>559645692we should've gotten a disco elysium tf2 point-and-click game
>>559649324this but also shupos olivia and yordles
>>559648082penny arcade expo, or PAX, is still a very popular conventionit has little to do with the webcomic anymore though
Speaking of PAX has anyone here actually attended a con before
>>559649971I've gone to the official pokemon ones before when I was younger
>>559649971people talk about nerds being virgins but literally every con story I've ever heard is about someone having sex with strangers they met
>>559648802deadlock tards be like "ok but valve made it so that means the worst genre of game is suddenly going to be good!"
>>559650084in the old days>you have niche interest>the whole world wasnt online, you still had to "go online" etc>nobody you know has niche interest>you might even be a loner or social outcast because you like a webcomic or game instead of talking about sportsball with rest of the class or office>you go to a con>suddenly surrounded by people with the same niche interests and you experience "normiehood" for a moment in timethe rush and exhilaration probably helped a lot of nerd guys and girls get in bed with each other>today>entire world is online 24/7, nothing is niche or weird or profane>BUT if you go to a con there are a lot of hot people>lots of ugly people too but holy fuck there are a lot of hot people dressed in cosplay>get hornycons are basically a nerd breeding program
>>559649971i went to dragoncon like 15 years ago in middle school >>559650084...and i didn't even get groomed! what a jip
>>559650209I mean it was fun and i liked the visuals i just couldnt stomach the 1/4 games where you are forced to sit there for the whole humiliation ritual
>>559649324fempyro paizuri correction
>>559650646correction?what's incorrect?
>>559650646that's implying she doesn't want to be corrected
what motivates people to queue up for casual, be the third spy on their team, get zero kills, then never swap and lose the round? surely they can't be having any fun? right???? how is this a consistent phenomenon i run into every time i play this game?
>>559650908>"holy fweaking cwap spy is so cool"
>>559650908LETS TAKE A TWENTY SEVEN YEAR OLD GAME SERIOUSLY
This stupid little nigger wont buy in with his badge and gun no matter how many times I restart the game
>>559650908>i want to play spy>i am bad at spy, but want to get better>the only way to get better at spy is to practice>the only way to practice is to play spy>i join a game and play spy>we lose after 5 minutes because matchmaker put me on an already losing team, and rounds only last 7 minutes on average anyway>repeat
>>559651124>two decades later>"holy fucking shit spy is still so cool"
>>559651849Max plap
>>559651325the game is only 18.5 years old.
Post your spiggers. NOW.
>>559652283
>>559652283Mon spiggeur:
>love playing scout in mvm>there is already a scout>whatever>the cunt isnt saving the milk for busters or super scouts
Hasan Piker will be in Poker Night 3.
>>559652484>>559652823nice spiggers>>559652378>>559653048>loadout tfthese are spiggers but not your spiggers
>>559653114It is, Loadout.tf just looks better.
>>559653765Very good spigger
why does my hat say "limited level 17"?
>>559653828Sovlfvl spy
>>559651849i think you need to win at least one tournament in order for characters to start offering up their respective item(s) at the start of each new session
>>559653828because its limited to lv17, it cant level up any further unless you buy the gabe newell battle pass
>>559653828https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/List_of_retired_items
>>559647727By the time Scout's VA dies will they even care anymore about the game to add his statue
2007 guide to playing pyrohttps://youtu.be/QGIISxhYRYE
>>559652283fancy fedoragraybannsblood bankerfestive amby I can only land bodyshotsstrange botkiller mk2 knifestock invisiwatch
>>559652283oy vey would you like to trade with me?
>>559652378A classic>>559652484Classic in a negative, edgelord kind of way>>559652823Looks like a dependable spy>>559653048>>559653765Ayyylmao>>559653828You need more exp for level 18>>559655106Shalom
Demo
>>559656984damn... I could dunk my entire cock and balls in there
>>559657067wish I could tag team them with you
>>559657384one for each of us, would be a great time
>how it feels to play heavy
>>559657535it really would
>>559651325People take Chess seriously, and that game's centuries old.
>>559658206and Pyro
>>559658603and those people are dorksthe best chess player in the world gets clowned on for having a bluetooth buttplug that feeds him plays
>>559658891>for having a bluetooth buttplugmaybe i should try out chess...
>>559659164maybe I should cream the rabbit
/ourguy/ B4nny is live!
>>55965919419 seconds for a sex response must be a record from youso do as you please champ
>>559659387my lust is too strongI'll save the next load for honey
>>559659472>my lust is too strongfinally, a worthy opponent...
>>559659194>>559659472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
>>559659820no one cares what you think pedofloyd
>b4nny dies to a sticky trap the demo is obviously watching>"omg hes terrible"lol
LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>559659894At least i'm not a furry and i'm not demofloyd either.
watching this makes me think the axtinguisher should have half the speedboost the powerjack does, just so you can actually move fast enough to hit people with ithttps://youtu.be/HT_Y4-tfWt0
>not even denying it anymore yeah nah, you're worse
Sucks that we lose an hour we could've spent fragging tonight
>>559660930Just live in one of the 2 states that doesn't have DST
>>559660598I should not have to deny such false allegations against me.
too late now faggot
>>559661258I'm not a faggot either.
>>559660930How terrible...
>>559660584Pyro's already one of the faster mercs
all spy mains use autostab scripts
Pretty Boy's Blaster
>>559661338Yup, think I'll stop playing now so I can unwind a bit before bed
Baby Face's Pocket Pistol
>>559661771fuck i miss the original version of that weapon. ultra tight spread, lightning speed left for some server clearing madness
>>559661434pyro moves at default speed along with engi and sniper, it doesn't move appreciably faster than any other class except soldier (who can just rocketjump) and heavy (lmao)
>>559661808Really wish I could join you in the unwinding, but I'm already heading for bed...
>>559662202That's okay, I'm sure I'll catch you some other night!
>>559662202You'll sleep better if you take care of it first
please refrain from erp'ing, you're somehow managing to turn being straight into being gay
>>559663065i think they're bisexual or somethin'
>>559663202I'm meowscaradasexual
>this is what tf2 fan-made content used to behttps://youtu.be/LHgEnN2PFzo
>>559663276you're gonna stumble across a boy meowscarada on accident with that attitude
>>559663640not to worry I always check first
>>559663342ludosovli havent seen this in over a decade
>>559640538you reminded me of this https://ks.fhs.sh/viewtopic.php?t=13658
>>559650810i should get shart hat for my pyro gf(female)she likes sharks but cats are cuter.
>>559665971>sharthehbut yeah it's a good hat
good night to all but one anon
>>559668038goodnight sleepy tf2gs
uuhhmm guys...my poker night game looks different lolhttps://spnati.net/
>>559668290if only fempyro was a part of this
TF2 has gotten many collabs over it's long life but how come it didn't get any collabs with Half-Life? I can think of a few good weapons that could be ported into the game.
>>559668590No one really knows. Everyone thought we'd get promos for Black Mesa, and after that didn't happen everyone thought we'd get something for HL:A. When that didn't happen everyone thought we'd get something for the 25th HL1 anniversary... and so on.For some reason Valve just doesn't want to reference it in TF2. All the references we do have (Freeman's Rides, Breadcrab, Medic HEV, etc) are all community made.
>>559666070oh thats a cute outfit.yeahShe also like tacticool look, wish there was a combine set, she loves the combine look like >>559668590
>>559668927Admittedly I'm sure what you could use weapon wise outside of a shotgun reskin. I'd have no idea how you'd balance it but the Tau Cannon would be fucking awesome.
>>559669785>All class Crowbar reskin>Shotgun reskin>Pistol reskin>RPG reskin for Soldier>.357 Magnum reskin for Spy>Crossbow reskin for Soldier>Gluon Gun reskin for Pyro (the Gluon Gun model was the original flamethrower in TFC)And that's just reskins, without having to balance anything.The Tau Cannon could maybe work as a new kind of Sniper rifle, one that would allow you charge it up for a Machina style penetration effect, but it probably would be hard to balance.
>watch lister because of his OC>he's another one of those bitches who whines about snipersigh, I prefer when my concubines are high IQ
>>559670556>Crossbow reskin for SoldierWhoops, meant Medic
>>559596829https://imgpile.com/p/QxEps6Sbonus:https://files.catbox.moe/jzbjh4.png
>>559670837Some of these I've seen before, haven't seen the teen olivia one or the butt grabbing ones, god bless
>>559544836I'm in this region and the small size means stacks of pubstomping compfags are even more of a plague than in other regions - which I have played in. And yes, community servers that aren't 24/7 2fort or hightower are dead. Even Uncletopia fails to fill last I checked.
>>559670837>i am naked and covered in honey again
>>559668958you're a very lucky guy
>>559671051Outside of that singular Payload server that's only up on the weekends and one skial 24/7 2fort server I don't think anything actually gets populated here. We pretty much HAVE to rely on casual here in Australia.
>>559672959need to plap those buns
on the one hand I do feel for the plight of ausfrens being in the ass end of nowhere and having to share spaces with SEAmonkies, but then I remember they're disproportionately made up of shitpost bots and I feel they deserve their fate
>>559675061there's a reason why prisoners were sent there
Deploy a shitry here
Deploy 8 useless fresh install spies on my team every game here. This game fucking sucks
>>559676173alrighty then! *shits on the floor*job well done
>DEPLOY A CENT-TREE HERE!>Alrighy then!
>>559675061I'm in New Zealand. Years ago there used to be community servers in my country, before matchmaking was added, and you could just play on those or on Australian ones, but they've all dried up. I've briefly considered hosting my own but it's just not worth it.
Any pics of fempyro wearing the Deserter's Duster
>>559677123Any pics of you throating a shotgun and pulling the trigger
>>559677123I think that's still too new to have a fempyro version >>559677168take your meds and calm down faggot
>>559677109it's really disheartening to see online spaces like those community servers dry up, whether due to things like people moving on in their lives with nobody to carry the mantle, or because of overarching design decisions like implementing the casual mode matchmaker which practically killed community servers as a viable alternative
So how do you think valve will monetize deadlock? Overwatch tier skins and crates?
>>559679167All my friends who I used to play games with, including TF2, have moved on, from online games at least. Ironically, the one guy who still plays DotA is an emergency room surgeon. My best friend even started to ghost me over what I assume is a /pol/-related misunderstanding. I'm tired.
>>559679813EU is going to crack down crate gambling soon so I think Valve still hasn't get that figured that
>>559670837>already had most of them savedThanks anyway, more olivia butt is always welcome.
>>559679813character skins
dead gamedead general
Is indii right about TF2C or is he just glazing the devs for banning chuds?
>>559685303Forgot link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELAg0BIu78c
>>559685303>>559685343>5.1k view in 8 daysDude fell off
the detonator is all I want from a flare gun but unfortunately the model has that ugly piece on it so I cannot use it without being distracted by it, so I'm forced to use the scorch shit instead>use a wep replacer modI'll still know it's there
>>559676807I laughed
>>559670837Tf2g sisters are just openly pedophiles lmao
So older unusuals that haven't been on the market in years are slowly trickling back in. If you're wondering why they're suddenly popping up its because traders are attempting to offload their inventory to prepare for jewing deadlock
>>559689802I hope people don"t buy and lets them rot, let them enjoy their empire of hiked up priced dirt
>>559670837YEAAAAAA
>>559670837>thighs that fatwhat are they feeding kids these days
>>559691615my cum
MvM update status?
>>559689802
>>559692915Two more weeks, now if only there was something we could do to make those two weeks go by faster...
>>5596929152 weeks I think
>>559676807only good post itt
>>559692915It doesn't exist.
why is he called demoman if you can play as him in the full game
castaway really fell offthe server culture back in 2024 or so was way different compared to nowback then it was just a tight-knit community freely expressing their frustrations with the state of the game and having fun in general in voice chatnowadays its just a place for gabber and 2-3 other guys talking to themselves in the server voice chatmost of the old regulars from 2024 eventually got alienated and left to other servers or quit the game entirely. gabber constantly being aggressive towards players intentionally or not certainly didn't helpwhat went wrong? e-celebs?
>>559636503Tycho literally explains the joke "Pyro will burn a Spy to death and give you the corpse" and somehow you still didn't get it.
>>559643545Poker Night at the Inventory 3>Korone, Hatsune Miku or other safe weeaboo rep>Stonetoss character(s) as no other webcomic is actually popular >Smiling Friends rep (all other adult animation is Seth MacFarlane and/or unc slop)>Sonic the Hedgehog
Uh oh! The item server is down for the rest of the month! Which class will you play with the stock loadout until it comes back?
>>559694274I mean that's what's going to happen when you have an unfunny unclever youtuber be your face
>>559694948Anon the post was about Heavy calling Pyro *his* friend not the actual "hot spy" joke
>>559695779SoldierLove shotgun soldier
>shotgun soldiertell me you are trash without telling my you are trash
>>559695261Neither Korone nor Hatsune Miku speak English, it wouldn't work with them
I saw Koroneβs name and so Iβm now compelled to mention that Iβd eat her asshole out for hours on end
>>559703272I saw this post and I'm now compelled to mention how based it is
>>559703116poker only works with english language...?
>>559704002You kinda need to have dialogue for it to work, and hearing Miku or Korone speak English would be weird.
>>559694274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SM_mLQWYyc
>>559704169is it illegal for them to speak jap AND play poker???????
if you had to remove one of the following, which would it be:>sniper>spy>random crits
>>559705314Removing random crits would change the game the least, but I like random crits so.... Pyro. I would remove Pyro. Or at least most of his weapons.
>>559704346The poker night crew always has different quips and it would be hard to do this with foreign languages>>559704294>9:30>Gabber says "Sandy Cheeks is sexy af"As far as westernslop goes, that's not the worst girl to be attracted to. The biggest problem with the spongebob squirrel is her annoying Texas accent.
>>559705754jap is an incredibly funny language prone to "dad joke" style puns which would play great in a poker game
>>559678047shame
>>559705314i'd remove the current tf2 developer team
>>559705314Spy because kunai dead ringer is the most degenerate playstyle in the game and the fact it has zero presence in TF2C makes the game infinitely better
>>559712481>people angry that Spy has a playstyle that's allowed to actually have an impact on the game.
sniper has always been a bigger problem than spyspy at least needs to get close to you and have an intermediate of game sense to perform his one-hit kill move; sniper takes literally no effort for the same result
>>559685303Indii is a complete retard. Same with TF2C and PF2 dev teams. Complete retards, the lot of them. They hinge this verification system on being fair for all servers, but it isn't. It's their sneaky way of controlling the playerbase of the mods.
>>559643545FreakazoidSalad FingersShadow The HedgehogMordecai from Regular Show
>>559643545Best part of poker night is the banter.Gman or Dr Kliner Wolfman or toadRick Sanchez , as much as I hate R&M they are in several games besides Fortnite. Can double as the annoying one. Fuck Idkβ¦doomguy is popular.
>>559684817egg making sex with meowscarada gameegg making sex with meowscarada generalwhy IS she so thicc there goddamn>>559692915>>559693261>>559693336>>559693539baby making sex with femyordles mommies and shupos
tissue soaking handsex with /tf2g/
I don't think there was anything that the Poker Night cast had in common, the devs probably just put in characters they liked from their favorite franchises.
https://youtu.be/0g_9zEMI8nY?si=zE62wmvaNZoyB5Fa
>>559721419BuckleyDobsonHenry from KCDThe scout
>>559722487my brain read that entire image as if it was loss fuck you
Poker Night at the tf2g>Fempyro >Poppy>Shupos>Meowscarada
>>559722808I need the plap mod to play that
>>559722487Henry from XKCD
>>559723337Don't need a mod, instead of buying in with weapons they'll buy in with their pussies and then you can fuck them on the table when you win
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "WOKE RIGHT -ACK!"https://steamcommunity.com/groups/agarthalives/announcements/detail/506229520324364615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2DTuVLNfZk
>>559723760wow... they thought of everything...
How do I stop my addiction of spamming voice commands...I can't help it...must...say thanks...after...kill...
>>559725649bind z, x, and c to kill/explode, then if you *really* need to tell a retarded goy to actually G-d-damn build something, then you either do "voicemenu 1 3 (Sentry) ,4 (Teleporter), or 5 (Dispenser). Or type it in chat.
i love how heavy compliments you if you win the poker tournamenti also love his big strong arms
>>559725874bind crouch to c, feels better than shift, havent tried rocket jumps with it though
>>559726231I did for Cyberpunk and Vermintide but ain't no way I'm ever doing it for Source games that don't also have dashes like those two do.
>>559692915vex in spy outfitpoppy in engi outfitlulu in demoknight outfittristana in medic outfit
>>559703116>Miku doesn't speak EnglishFake fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Ifupd4gTA
>>559705314sniper, because the game doesn't change at all when he's removed as shown by shounic doing so on his server as an experiment
>>559694274If your definition of culture is "lamenting about the old game," there's only so much of that you can do. Are you expecting people to talk about the same thing for years on end and not move on to something else? At a certain point, everything that needs to be said has been said.
>>559729224>>559729527sandy plap
You think the retarded goyim might finally stop complaining about the Natascha if they replaced slow-on-hit with the Slowfield Grenade?Fun fact: The Slowfield Grenade was put in 2011/06/25, almost three years after the Natascha was ported into live TF2 (2008/08/19).https://youtu.be/Cp-cETaiqDY&t=177
>lil zoom just discovered other team fortress games exist
>>559721079>>559729224>>559729527many are plapping this
>>559731503That's because they don't, objectively.
so uhh why can valve copy and paste community hats maps and bugfixes into the game but not weapons to keep the actual gameplay fresh and exciting
>>559733212bad hats only look badbad maps are only bad when you play on thembugfixes are objective improvements (most of the time)new weapons upset the balance of the game and are a nightmare to get right and require continual work. there's also practically no niche that isn't already filled by an existing weapon that is also conducive to the game's original intent
>>559733212Given how the Righteous Bison and Neon Annihilator changes were billed as "bugfixes", the truth is very likely that there is a mandate from top-down stating that Team Fortress 2 is too old to receive gameplay changes that are not bugfixes. Which means it is codified into company LAW that Team Fortress 2 is over and done with.Keep buying keys btw, goy.
>>>/v/734535958There is a leaker amogus
>>559733509>new weapons are a balancing nightmare...sooo let the community balance them? like they did in the past?
>>559733908>sam 2 games in a rowhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b9/Spy_no01.wav
>>559733212eric and co. don't want to deal with balancing
>>559734130>>559733959
For those that missed these great Team Fortress 2 images!https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1773007250652.pnghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1773007455592.jpg
>>559734423https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_thanks01.wav
>>559734423where's the one where she's vacuuming
>>559734074I think it would work very well even without Jax my beloved but I wouldn't be surprised if they went with Leonard Steakcharmer/Boris from the original-original.I just now realized this conversation has already happened with this exact image. I hate modern internet.
>>559734423It's good to see that this is suddenly the threshold of what's allowed to be posted
>>559734531I'm not familiar with that one
>>559733959the "community" didn't balance them, valve did, the community just playtested them. note: the thing you should be taking notice of here is that valve has to do work, which is something they don't do anymore. there are many things in the game that could be fixed by editing half a dozen lines of code which could be dropped in as a hotfix, yet they've gone unfixed for about a decade. it's not because it's too hard or too much work, valve just doesn't want to bother. the bison could be fixed with a full reversion. the pomson could be fixed by making its projectile not spawn out of the engineer's dick and by increasing its speed a little. the amby could be fixed by getting rid of its headshot dmg falloff, but keeping the maximum distance at which you could headshot. the diamondback could be fixed by making it do minicrits. etc, etc, etc.so many things could be fixed by tweaking stuff everyone already knows how to do, it just doesn't get done.
>>559734665yeah, and meanwhile up above there's a shupo spreading her pussy and a girl with a bare ass, love the double standards
why does the spy keep messing up heavyβs cards?
>>559734754the one where she's giant with the cars
>>559734875Oh now I know what you're talking about and I hate that I do
>>559734863There's no double standard. Those are clothed videogame >>>/vg/ characters, not naked furry characters from a children's cartoon >>>/co/, >>>/trash/
>>559724151>>559734863Why are Abrahamics like this?
>>559735121>clothed retarded wanna be janny>>559703116>>559693539>>559693336>>559693261both of those pics were wearing more clothes than all of these
>>559735121>he thinks either of those fully clothed pics were "naked"dumbass
>>559735310The only way for White spaces to survive is to bring back the Persecutions >>559567391
>>559735350no one likes furfags
>>559735710Other Whites do like other Whites, unless they subscribe to your special edition of the Torah, penned 2000 years ago.
>>559735710and yet the furry pound and kitty pound are both tf2g recommended servers... curious
while they're at it can the mods ban this anti white schizo
>>559736279There are no anti whites here.
>>559736445There is>>559736279>>559735710>>559735121
>>559734863Yordles and Shupos are tf2g waifus, so they're allowedAdd Sandy to the plap list so that we can avoid this in the future
>>559736684added to the list
Is the plap list a holy document
yes
>>559738058yes
instead of a hat that barely ever seems worth being the elite grade of a case, valve really needs to go back to adding gun reskins into cases. would love to see some new creativity in the workshop from weapon models having an actual chance of being added.
>>559738526How can a gun look sexy and ugly at the same time?
>>559738851you can appreciate high quality work of an ugly idea, like how there are extremely talented animators, but they waste their talent making disgusting degenerate scat vore inflation porn
>>559738526>>559738851The square brush strokes are waaay too strong on that one. They need to go back and study the stock weapons more, which had much more subtle and deliberate brush strokes.
i posted my heavy loadout last night and now people are sending friend requests all because of the little profile picture in the upper leftthe fuck did you all do?
>>559740058If they're level 10 accounts with generic profiles then they're just bots, they're adding everybody
>>559740058i set my backpack public after not playing for 10 years and im getting tons of friend requests
how often do you use the βgo leftβ and βgo rightβ voice commands?
DOC! C'MON MAN!
post scouts>>559740753what do you have that you think they're trying to scam you out of?
>>559741929a frying pan
>>559741752very rarely, and only during goofy friendly scenarios. the most recent time I can think of was running into a cloaked spy as a cloaked spy myself on that narrow walkway on doublecross; the one connecting the spawn to the intel room.
>>559741929punk's pompairborne attireflashdance footies
TF2 Vintage is getting updated
>>559741752I use them in an *attempt* to call out the enemy's position, but it's normal amongst these putrid slaves to not even play the game with any sound at all, not that it would actually help their abysmal lack of awareness anyway.
>>559741929Stop right there and put your fat tits where I can see 'em
>>559741929Need a dispenser here
>>559743568explode
>>559743403>>559743568Ma'am I'm gonna have to strip search ya for contraband
>>559743679AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH
pyro's unlocks don't synergize at all...
>>559724151>Be based or be quiet, and don't annoy me>hugbox (left):(>hugbox (right):)James Lindsay was on to something but unfortunately he lost optically so now these tribals continue to believe they are not spiritually Indian.
>>559671426She likes xenomorphs and tried to make one with pyro. Wonder if I can make a predator yautja with heavy
>>559746269cute
What went wrong?
>>559746269xenopyro plap>>559747845trying to fix things without knowing how to
>be MVMan trying to get an aussie to pay some bills>Be scout, no missed money yet>GAISE LETS GO ALL ENGIES says the 6 tour>For some reason the rest of the lobby, all single-digit tours agree>Can no longer kill tanks or medics>"scout go engie"whyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>559748081>even pay-to-plays can't escape the apocalyptic goy infestationIf you're not one of us already then you will be soon.
>>559748081Players from OHIO
>>559748081It's suffering
>>559748081At least they aren't stupid enough to think you can pay bills from notoriously terrible gambling
>>559748003Hopefully nsfw blender/source peeps has fempyro model w/ torchers trench coat.Iβll figure out pred heavy loadout soon.
>>559746269>She likes xenomorphsbased, that's a keeper
In your opinion, which map is worse to play on? 2fort or turbine? Frankly I think Turbine is probably the worst of the CTF maps, dull layout and boring design overall.
>>559751134Every CTF map sucks!
i had a powergasm last night and i just cant partake in the shitposting today sorry
>>559751762Whatβs a powergasm?
I wish heavy had sharp suit like in emesis blue. Or Adam smashers βshirtβ
>>559751134they're both too choke-y, but turbine can be fixed imo
>>559751134>>559751321holy paizuri
>>559752495You'd really tittyfuck Lucy's soft warm bunny tits when they're all sweaty and hot after a 3-mile sprint? Geeze you're weird lollll
>>559751134Turbine sucks desu2fort is fun and sovlful
>>559752837The sweat makes it nice and lubed up, all the easier to slide between them
>>559751134I like both but turbine feels more chokes
>>559753020Lucy is the kind of gal who'd let you grope and fuck her tits just to help you as a friend out. She's the kind to wink at you with a little smug grin on her face while you let loose and erupt between her bunny boobs.
>>559753943That's so fucking hot, I need her in my life to unload between her boobs whenever I want
>>559753943yeah but i wanna grope and fuck her tits as a lover
>>559753943>Lucy is the kind of gal who'd let you grope and fuck her tits just to help you as a friend out.Based, I'd be like that too if I were a girl
>>559753943>>559754175>>559754596Trust me, you don't. I knew people like that in highschool, and they were some of the grossest people underneath
>>559754839Yeah but those were humans, I trust this bunny girl
>>559754175>>559754202>>559754596Lucy is best bun>>559754839Yeah but in my world Lucy is a nice friendly tomboy and isn't gross or bad
>>559755231Unloading a big load between Lucy's bunny tits and sending her back out on the battlefield like that!
this weapon was just straight up removed
>>559755683reworked* because it was badthe weapon spread penalty was so ass that you were better off trying to melee and hoping that you got a random crit
>>559751983its one of those orgasms that leaves you weak for a few dayslike dizzy afterwards and out of breaththe type of orgasm that always leads to sleep
>>559755870Removed, they replaced the interesting weapon with literally stock but worse
>>559755463Thanks for that, tough guy!
>>559751134turbine is worse as a map but 2fort has players that are way worseso 2fort
>>559756108That's just the appetizer, I'll have more for you later. Next one's going in the bunussy
>>559756304>Makes you cum between her asscheeks so hard that you give up the location of the intelligenceNot so tough now, are ya? ARE YA?
>>559757085Nice try, but if she wants that info out of me she's gotta climb on my dispenser and make me cum inside her bunussy
>>559757494>Her ass is so fat it breaks the DispenserI broke your stupid crap, moron.
what the fuck are you two doing
>>559757542O-Okay, you can have the intel...
>>559757621>>559757623Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
i'm now on month 5 of having my decals or anyone elses not showing up. it wasn't fixed in the last patch. no configuration or fresh install fixes it.
>>559757621plapping bunny buns, the usual
>>559756106reworked*, it's better than stock on classes that can close the distance like soldier or pyro
>>559758403have you tried ticking and unticking the box in advanced options that says something along the lines of 'show custom objector decals'
>>559704294What an unpleasant watch, total schizoid editing AI slop garbage... and somehow I KNEW it would boil down to crying about loli sprays, every fucking timeHow about these faggots just... turn off sprays?? woahMaking fun of Gabber for being a brownoid is funny but doesn't that go entirely against the "hate speech" arguments too?
>>559704294>>559759845no one got diddled on a server? weak. Thanks for saving me time, i hate outrageslop and dramaslop
>>559759315yup. i even did the console command for it too just to see if changed it up.
>>559760387Nope. Just bitching about lolicons and porn sprays, and gabber being a loser egocel who lies about shit (we already knew this)Genuinely awful annoying editing too and you can tell this was made by one of those self-proclaimed "puritan trad" zoomers
>played mvm for a few days>cant adjust back to standard mapsbrps
>>559751134They are the 2 best maps.
One time I outplayed gabber as medic and he was scout and he had a mental collapse for the next 4 hoursl0l
>>559759845need gasmask
>>559758870Removed*, the replacement is shit, a straight downgrade unless you are literally standing inside of the enemy, where it then becomes just very slightly stronger.
>>5597598452fort twerkers is nothing but some discord teens thinking they are relevant, of course their video made to slander what they don't like would be shit
Blue pants.... i need them....
>>559761812it's reworked, everyone still has the panic attack if they already owned a panic attack. idk why you keep denying reality as if anyone is going to believe you. take ur meds schizo, the weapon is better now than it was before
>>559762541nice bait bro
>>559761812>a straight downgrade unless you are literally standing inside of the enemyLearn to aim, it's more consistent than stock due to the fixed spread, which allows for more dmg on average.
>>559752842shupnuke>>559755870this>>559755683>>559756106nigga it was stuck as a meme weapon that was only used in joke loadouts, why do you think they changed it
(voice) spy: pornography
>>559764165my cum's in there
>>559764504Alright, I feel good!
>>559764165oh wow that's actually a nice butt
why doe scout just work better as a girl?
>>559764601egg making sex with meowscarada>>559764643Scout's personality (spunky, confident, flirtatious) but on a tomboy is really, really hot
>>559764601Post full of this pic
>>559764764ta-daaaaa
what's a scarada?
>>559764601We got 'em, we got 'em.
>>559765064plap
>>559765064>>559765282plap plap
>mvm>seeing non black box+minicrit soldiers>seeing demoknights>seeing no kritz medics>seeing more than one scout>seeing scouts without enhanced mad milk or a FoW>seeing snipersnothing has changed
I've played mvm once and that was when it released. I didn't even complete the tour so I still have the free ticket.
>>559639465Noooo whyy :( T_T
>got kicked from a skial server for having nazi gear on a medic
>>559766428>MvM>black box>snipers... badwhat?
>>559759845>moral crusaders spam their video with AI shit and gen alpha tier editinghmmm it really does make you think doesn't it
Iβm addicted to poker.How do I trigger maxβs head line?
Good night /tf2g/!
>>559769572black box is superior. missing one rocket for all the healing to selfsnipers always suck. milk is better, buff banner is better
>>559770263Goodnight bunny buns, I'll be there shortly
>>559770331>Craters her ass onto your pelvis at mach speeds with cock-obliterating forceWho's the tough guy now, huh tough guy?
>>559770289superior to what? beggars, or airstrike, or even stock is better dmg, and the health on kill is both cheap and more effective
>furry in the server is getting clowned on for being a furry>immediately start hearing back-to-back ambassador crits>turn corner>furry is now playing as a dead ringer + ambassador gunspy with his aimbot turned on, being pocketed by his vacc medic bfthey're so prone to cheating when their ego gets bruised, it's astounding
There's no reason a bunny scout girl should make me hard as a fucking rock but this is my life I suppose
>>559771224>>559770983the duality of fags
>>559748081>>Can no longer kill tankswidowmaker engi would solve this but they're retarded lowtours >or medicsscout can kill the meds with his soda popper, assuming you fucking upgrade it and do dmg as scout and not play idle scout
>>559771508also hell, you can kill the tanks as scout as well idk what the problem is lmao
>>559770381Medic!
>>559773097I love Olivia Mann.
>>559773097>more oppailivia
>>559773097I need to equip some Mad Milk
>>559773097thanks againblessed stuff
>>559774053I had a friend who had a similar unusual that he renamed to something like "S 13,000 keys no lowballs I know what I have"
>>559773097She's beautiful...
>>559694274>what went wrong?shartyfags, at least in the EU servers
>>559774053this sisters this general is blessed
>>559777451>shartyfagsold news, nowadays in EU nobody talks, the few talkative europeans dissappeared along with the few cool muzzies that periodically joined as well
>>559751321>>559752837>>559753943>>559757836>>559770263HOLY plap
>>559784404poor eu bastards get arrested for talking now
>>559648310Have quite few people like that that on my steam friends
>>559738058at some point in the last few years /pol/tards became theists against all odds I'm still not sure what to make of it
HOROSHO!
>>559788627They were being contrarians towards "reddit athiests" but they took the larp too far and now believe what they say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXlCm1jfJac
Bleed for 8 seconds stat is the new no random crits stat
old news
Gold Rews
neat
>>559795116wtf MYM 2 confirmed???
>>559694274I played castaway until I realized that itβs gay and that Kogasatopia mogs. Less eceleb worship, less pedophelia, less drama.
Many deleted posts every thread. Will they ever learn?
>505bait used to be believable
>>559795505>kogasa>less pedophilia
559795642it wasnβt bait though, koggy is the best way to play tf2 and should be in the op
>>559770289Its wave dependent however beggars is always king. Bb is usefull in the first 1 or 2 waves but as soon as you can afford 1 Health on kill upgrade its usefullness craters. Airstrike is a late Wave monster especially with ammo refill or crit canteens. Stock is never bad.Wave 1: beggars > bb > stock > airstrikeWave 3: beggars > stock > bb > airstrikeWave 5: beggars > airstrike > stock > bb
>>559770289>>559770289>>559796003Beggars always king. Max out reload first and spam m1 all day ez pzobviously 1 rocket spec and dmg :^) but nothing beats beggars
>>559800963It's almost spring and still no MvM update...I hope they don't want to cram it later in the year when we already have 3 seasonal updates one after the other
>>559800963everyone's all gooned out
>>559801153To what?
>>559801814olivia
>>559801814shupos
>>559800963Still think you're funny, funny-man?
>>559801814I had four wet dreams last night so that
Let it die.
>>559806698i never liked that game.
toelivia
today I will revive /tf2g/
Just post a pic of a child and watch the coomers start drooling
shupos are the lifeforce of /tf2g/
>>559810390this
>>559810390That's demofloyd and Viva.
Whatβs best map to have sex whatβs your comfy spot?
>>559810390this butt also oppailivia and fempyro
>>5598109622fort intel room
>>559810962Hikikomori_mall bedrooms
What should the next OP be?
>>559811519I want this >>559773097or this >>559601169
>>559811519Poker fan art
>>559811519Big bunny boobs!
furry gamefurry general
>>559814332There are no animals in TF2.
>>559814723Humans aren't animals now?
Why aren't the dev commentaries in TF2 anymore? Is it because they consider their 2007 thoughts on the game to be too outdated?
>>559815243incoming schizobabble religious screed about humans being not animals
>>559817304but they are
>>559817304Wassamatta, you freakin' stupid?
>>559795505kogasa is pretty good actuallycastaway was decent until all that shit happened
>>559811301cringe and not original or cool>>559811519we need something that the trans sisters like
>>559811519fempyro or>>559813360
>>559823296
>>559824505that's not fempyro
>>559824815It was a gamble
bunny
>>559820203this this this
i built that
>>559825424time to dump another load in there
I work for Builders League United.
>builders league>they attack and destroy
>>559825424many are eating this
>>559825849>>559826452>Smothers your entire face in her assEat it you mute freakin' moron.
>>559827003mnmmnnmmh
Are there any fem cosmetic sets you guys have screenshots of. I only have one for medic, looking for other classes. I am a male crossdresser in real life
>>559825424Licking her asshole
>>559827187>>559827320Yeah that's, nah, that's, that's a pretty good job.
I Love Lucy is actually a documentary about me and that rabbit
>>559828337That's what I'm talkin' about!
Eat it fatty!
>>559828734that's what I say when I put my cock in lucy's mouth
I've had 3 dead ringer spies bitch at me today for killing them. I swear these guys have 0 self-awareness of who is more annoying.
>>559829515let them have fun you cunt
>>559826190the blu mercenaries blow stuff up so that the front company will have a reason to operate in the contested area
>>559719880>"Best part of poker night is the banter">doomguyyeah he probably has some witty repartees
>>559835085UNF
3 beasts1 princess1 survivalisteo2uy/n?
>>559836739jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>559836739I don't double up on classes but sure why not. I like gunner though.
Is it worth getting good on direct hit? It feels like the faster rocket speed would mess me up on all the other rocket launchers
>>559826190>reliable excavation demolition>they build and defendit might be.... the joke...
>>559837612it sounds good on paper, but the splash of the other rocket launchers is just too valuable to pass uplearning the direct hit won't mess you up, but it's an entirely different beast. you really need to bring a shotgun as a sidearm for if you whiff all your shots (which *will* happen), relying on the gunboats is a recipe for getting shit on by anyone who can dodgethe buff banner is also funny with it since you can 1-shot light classes at long range once the buff is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYT40wmoVOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBuojlyrV8SOVL...
>>559840109miss pauling my belovedwhy did we stop posting her again?
>>559840302we can always continue
>>559840302other hotties took priority>>559823296why not both?
>>559840302She's too old for this general
>>559840468wish it was me under those
>>559840582>>559840582>>559840582GOTTAM
>>559840468>>559840604rotten pick, we had so many better options
>>559841139To be honest I was going to do a Lucy OP, but I had a feeling some janny would mistake it as off topic / furry and immediately delete it. So I looked for one that had both Lucy and some other merc in it, and that last minute Fempyro pic fit the bill pretty well even if it's not my favorite Fempyro model
