Previous: >>559702221>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Need bro
Mambo!
yankomanko
sigh... this one i guess...
ei caramba
that's my bro
>>559716659>>559716659>>559716659actual thread since this one was baked WAY before the one you are using rn
>>559717012kotowaru
cute jp horses are better than bad cringe memes. CONVERGE
>>559717012whatever
>>559717012That was baked on page 1. Way even before the last thread hit the bump limit.
>>559717012kys
I WILL WIN THIS CM
>>559717012kys retard
I'm entering my falco without groundwork again no matter how many runs I do this retard wont inherit it
How do I get 0% speed, 20% stam into 1200/1200
>>559716792
>>559717414swipe ur credit card
>>559717012Weird OPWould Goldship even bang her trainer?
>>559589121I need your ID for the promised spot. We'll keep it open for you till next reset
my hernia is acting upumas for this feel?
would you fuck the director
Transcend makes me sad because she’s not real
>>559717607Not before marriage, no
https://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weE
My calcium reserves are dangerously low
>>559717607The director is the only one I want to fuck
>>559717548GOLSHI DRUGGED AND RAPED ME IN THE ONSEN AND NO ONE GAVE A FUCK
STOP MAKING MULTIPLE THREADS.
>>559716941I think that's been pretty obvious for a while now but just haven't been proven until the teioposter pointed it out. What really backed it even more up was the sudden ramp up in activity just right after he said the event was over. Hard to call it just a shitpost from the teioposter with all the things that lined up
>>559717869As soon as the dude making terrible threads gets banned sure
>>559717869blame the /vt/umors who are baking when we're at 740 replies to snipe
Hope you roll something nice anons.
>>559717414Borrow Manhattan Cafe SSR MLB, do you have even a single copy of super creek? She's better than your 3LB SatonoDitch the wit card, and show your speed options
I think I love cows now
The only good vtuber is Golshi, western vtubers were a mistake.
You shouldn't lay your hand on your umaBut nothing says your uma can't lay her hand on youIt is what it is
>Guts spark activated! >Guts went up by 1.I want a refund.
>>559717980This time, both threads were terrible.
>>559717568ojiisan...
>>559718057>western vtubers were a mistake.TRVKE NVKE kaboom
>>559718042Moooo…..
>>559718190i've had it since i was 19... it came when my hair went...
>Only managed to hit 619k this weekI am so fucking scared
>>559716941Fuck. It all makes sense, what do we even do with this information
>>559717548Gold Ship and I would be like Galapagos tortoises
>>559718246you lost the genetics race huh?
>>559718275Now show the rest of that thread where the dude who was NYOOOOTICING got told to fuck off
>>559718342yeppers
Join Bricked. I am no longer asking. Do it now.
>>559717607who the fuck is that????
Oh wow the academy assigned me this cute new trainee! Can’t wait to put her through the paces and have her run long races and wrestle Gentildonna
>>559718369nta but how come you've been so defensive about /vt/ being pointed the usual suspect? pretty sure there's also only one guy who's been telling him to fuck off that whole thread
>>559718275The Make A New Website scenario will surely fix things
>>559718463>Botter club
>>559716825
Whomst are you racing first next week? I assume most of us have over 100 pieces of taiki suzuka and mac
>>559716553
how does round 2 of A work? need another 3 win? since groun b its just one wini dont need to win another 3 times right? RIGHT?
>>559718549rich ojou-sama btw
/uma/ is a HOLOGOD general, this has been proven
>>5597186623 wins for finals A1 win for finals B0 wins and you're out
>>559718659I’d poke her back. Right in the tits
>>559718658suzuk 100% so i can finally cuck fronts
>>559718369>show the part where I get defensive about my cuck hobby and start samefagging You do it, nigger
>>559718712I only like BanG Dream!
>>559718724Maybe that was her plan all along...
>>559718658I want my own Spechud
>>559718769who's going to tell this anon
>>559718724She'd grab your dick and give you a bro jobDon't
>>559718275Ignore the attention starved SEAfags.I check on /vt/ from time to time and apparently the most diehard fans of the main vtuber corpo there (Hololive) went to some other site because the shitposting was too bad and the moderation there is super strict. So now only dramafags, casuals and smaller communities (that know how do identify dramafags better) are left. They probably come here to shit up threads for fun once they get bored of baiting what's left of /vt/.Umamusume.
Lets settle thisIs focus good or dogshit>0.9 delay multiplier>Concentration is 0.4Literally 5x worse than the gold version, the worst ratio ever. Velocity and accel are around 2x whites for golds, and heals are around 3x whites for golds
Something smells brown
Digitan LOVE
>>559718723you mean if you lost first round and win 1 round you are in b finalsif you win first round and non in second you are out? what the absolute fuck? and if you win fist and 1 on the second round you still just B finals?
>>559718553Imagine making up stupid headcanon because you're a projecting insecure tranny.
>>559718658I guess I should work towards Taiki but I'd rather finish 5* on Suzuka.
>>559719008You have 40 tries, surely you can get a win.
i like vtubers and uma musume and especially vtubers playing uma musume :)
How do I ste up sweepy for fan runs
>>559719094no thanks
>>559718913probably your asscheck if you shit yourself
>>559718802>cuck hobby>gacha addict Lmao
IT'S SUNDAY
>>559719124Just pick your races and put weights on speed and stamina training for summer
>>559719094ew
>>559718275seems i'm the seavtumor now, haha...
>>559719071yeah but i didnt give my all and won first round on my last try to get into the whole process again and get fucked in round to then just to get to B round
>>559719237SUNDAY!
>>559718885
>>559718658Wait when did we get so many Macs
Taishin balentyne
I sweep and I've made my danchou kick other sweepers.
>>559716941Imagine being so insecure about your own post quality that you blame an innocent group of people for nothing.
>>559719248>>559719132>hates teiois this falcon fags? would be hilarious if ardan subhuman but also fitting lolat the end of the day only subhuman like subhuman horses
>>559719382i am the danchou and i have a club sweepy member for insurance
>>559719138Holy
>>559719296B group is okay if you didn't put much effort, you're guaranteed some carats.
>>559719215>no defenseYour oshi appreciates the condom money, little SEAmonkey
I miss when the ntrfag and ryanfag were our dedicated bakersThreads were updated, on time, and never multipleNow we have a bunch of schizo browntoids fighting for first place and vandalizing the op with dogshit latinx sea memes or removing crucial information from itMANT won't save us, these retards will still hangout to do le epic troll maymays because they don't get banned permanently
>>559718662You have 2 days to get consecutive wins or to win at all.If you get three wins you move to A, if you get 1 you move to B.This repeats when going to the finals.No idea what happens if you're going to B on the second day you probably need 1 to stay in B.
>>559718658spe-chan, I need her...
How come no one points Taiki is molesting her trainerShe's too touchyThere's a fine line between hugs and just straight up groping
>>559718658i only miss spechud...
>>559719459>Biggest dramafagging community in present day 4chan>Innocent
Should I buy these skills?I have 0 other useful greens, and my other usable skills are straightaway adept, fr straightaway, final push, it's on, nsm and ignited spirit spd
Will you be queueing right away?
>>559719484You are a retard subhuman with shit taste
>>559719132>>559719248
Phew
>>559719570i consent
There's no saving this one. Next thread will be better.
>>559719545Pakistani can't stop thinking about another mans dick lmao pathetic
Sorry danchou I don’t run on weekends
>>559719690I don't
>>559719570Americans love touching people, its fine
>>559719675>spurt 1*Almost good
>>559718658Taiki, need 80 pieces for 4*
>>559719570she's foreign its just her culture please understand
>>559719609>Corners OOHonestly, grab Left-handed OO>Focus0.1x effect on late starts compared to conc's 0.6x but at least it procs groundwork
>>559719570Trainers don't have rights
>>559719484Don't use Doto for your shitposting, asshole.
>>559719748fag
>>559719570her +5 energy event is her molesting doto so she's based
>>559719545What if the oshi is pure though
>>559719570Are you autistic, homosexual, tranny or all the above?
>>559719675How fuck do you people get ten gorillion whitesI don't even care about the blue and pink sparks anymoreit can be guts it doesn't matter, SSR cards are enough to mitigate the lack of stat spark, I just need more skill sparks
>>559719928loop your sparks
>>559719878Anon...
>>559719570
SWEEPER? OH, MAN
/v/ is making fun of us!
>>559719878Protected sex doesn't count in the idol industry
Wonder what all the rules at tracen actually are
>>559718463danchou...it's overno one is joining usdespite the climb now everyone is terrified
>>559720043Stop botting and causing drama then
>>559719928I just buy a lot of skills and every now and then it shits out six million white sparks together with 1* blue and useless pink.
>>559718463We're going to die and that's ok
kinda of a odd question, but in team trails how can I tell which uma is the weak link and needs to be retrained / replaced?
>>559719790I dumped both corners to O and got Left hander OO and ignited spirit spdGuess that's the best I can do, thanks for the advice
>>559719484Ardan a cute though, way cuter than doto with her hideous haircut her attitude pisses me off
I wish I had a friend like Taiki Shuttle or Tosen Jordan that forces me to go outside often instead of staying inside all day
>>559715895so how is this? and i need extra tank to survive the career right
>>559718885>from 0.0667s to avoid missing the first frame accel to 0.0734sI'm not willing to pay for a 6ms margin from that initial 0.1s gate roll unless I'm coping for groundwork. Meanwhile concentration eliminates the chance of a bad start altogether.>When start delay is less than 1 frame, acceleration and HP consumption are unaffected. The distance traveled on the first frame is SpeedAfterAccel*(1frame−StartDelay). >When start delay is greater than 1 frame, no acceleration, HP consumption, or distance traveled calculation takes place. The loss of acceleration is particularly significant and may cause a trainee to become blocked. Note that if the start delay is between 1 frame (0.066s) to 0.08s, there will be no late start warning.
>>559720175gotta go outside and talk to people to make friends, anyon
>>559720137your SCORE INFO button bwo?
>>559720083YOU'RE A FUCKING BOT
>>559720175I went outside yesterday and on a walk while doing my 5x runs but I wore the wrong socks which rubbed my feet raw had to walk on the sides of my feet coming back. I'll do it again though it felt pretty good to walk around even if my face was glued to my phone.
>>559719997I have been hopelessly addicted to minecraft againFuuuuuck, I'm already old, why am I addicted to virtual legos again
>>559719653die you worthless insectalso you are brown>>559719824you use it to shitpost you scum>>559720172did it occur to you that you are gay?
>>559720014I’d go look but the thread got deleted
>>559720175>I wish I had a friend
>>559720137Check the end of race point report. Replace from the bottom up, or anyone who performs vastly worse than the other 2 in the same distace (long obviously wont make as much as mile/sprints)
>>559720042
this is literally my cm team
>>559720326This post is extremely low quality
>>559720349They have one up, they're not making fun of us.T. Just checked.
>>559720246thats the thing tho.. one second my tachyon is MVP and sweeps and then others the same uma is the bottom of the score info. so was wondering if there's another way? or
>>559720175You probably had the chance to have one but you fumbled it so hard or pushed them away and chanted in your head for them to die for even talking to you. On another note, I met a really nice lady that smiled at me but not that creepy "this guy is probably hitting on me yikkers!" smile but one where she enjoyed my company.
>>559719997>>559720320wtf why haven't I been invited to the /uma/ minecraft server
>>559720401That Top Gun is huge compared to the other two.
teio>>>> uma >>>>>>>>>> horseshit>>>>>>>humanshit>>>>>>falco>>>>>> ardan
mambO
>>559720320that's kinda based, wish i had time to jump into some modded hell to feel alive again
>>559720465how about a few more chances
>>559720326Aw its okay that you rolled without a spark and didn't get her anon :^)
The thread was ripe with the stench of pagpag
>>559720425yes your pic and post is extreme low quality and low iq but why did you link me to your mental illness? >>559720575yeah still am a teiolet sadly but at least my account is not tainted with the horseshit called ardan. feeld good
why are you here instead of playing the game?
The fuck is pagpag
>Invasion of the Giant Carrots?>A Dangerous Drink>Forecast: GloomyFUCK YOU SPE-CHUD YOU WERE FEELING GREAT THREE TURNS AGO
my favorite vtuber gets whored out by their management team to fuck strangers all day for money!their name? gold ship
>>559720678i'm playing deadlock
>>559720565You have all the chances in the world, you just have to take them without getting arrested
>>559720586and how would you know what that smells like?HMMMMM?
>>559720674>Teiobro has no tasteWho would've guessed.
>>559720680
>her unique is always good bro>3 CMs in a row where it does not work
>>559720465I never had a chance
>>559720678But I'm doing dailies while eating
>>559720680its a description of his 3rd worder assamericans are included in that btw>>559720747shhh anon you are not supposed to out him
>>559720692>strangersgood pedigree mares
>>559720825That’s the poorest thing I’ve ever heard of
>>559720678There's no event so I have my wife play for me
>>559720678what game? game only releases on 03/12...
>>559720680I'm glad you asked, I never get the chance to post this
>pass user replying to himselfsad
I’m part Filipino but was blessed to be born in Hawaii.
>lost all my racesWelp group B it is fuck Dirt
holy shit guys!i found this smaru i made with s dirt and reliable gw proc but i completely forgot about her because I COULDNT HIT SPED CAP FUUUUCKseems to be doing not bad in room matches though
>>559720825I should be thankful for being born in a first world country
>>559720902nice nvidia recording overlay bwo
>>559720916Meds
559720814you have no right to talk about taste you worthless insect when you are and ugly shit horse simp
>>559720825Tamtam...
>>559720839>americans are included in that btwburgers are just burgersdont mix the two because it just makes you look like a retard
>>559720909Legit how is this legal
>>559719554>>559719693Honestly it's just one guy samefagging and throwing a fit over everything. If we didn't get this thread and somehow end up with one with missing information from the OP, he'll still throw a fit over it like spamming AI and scat, and force that it's our senpais melting down over the missing part of the OP. Apparently he's been doing this too on another place /v/ma that they had a whole greentext of his acts.I would say just ignore but with how much he's been spamming, that would be hard I guess.
>>559720902based yada
>>559720827What an amazing gaslight she was
>>559720909This is in america btw :)
Imagine being too afraid to reply.
>>559720827I don’t like Dober crying. It heightens my male instinct to protect her.
>>559721060>bad racer>broken skill in theory>in practice it never worksYou guys need more proof that doc was a gaslight all along?
>>559720827>he actually fell for the dober meme
>>559721113meant for >>559720975
>>559720548amabO
bwos I'm reaching the final stage of Support bonusleveling R cards to 40
>>559721116My male instinct makes me wanna rape her instead
>>559720042the only rule we know is the curfew one
>>559720945Shes perfectly fine with S distAnything above 1185 is competitive to meMaybe 1180 if the skills are really good
>>559720692>Breeding fee 10,000 yenAm I imagining things or is that a pretty cheap breeding fee all things considered?>>559720909Maybe the freemason elite are right about there being too many people on earth
>>559721056Post the greentext
>>559720909I’ve always found it fascinating how they can be so poor yet so fat at the same time
>>559721187Holy fucking oinker
>>559720827dober skippers aren't ready for evo skills
>race reward star pieceOh nice now I'll have enough pieces to not get Digitan for another year
Male Oguri....
Filipinos are fucking disgusting Jesus Christ
>>559721269That's less than $100, are you sure you're not missing a 0 or 2?
>>559719609Get FR Straights O instead of upgrading FR corners to double O.Other than that, unless you have someting else that available that you didnt mention (such as ass eater or fast paste) then I think you made the correct decisions here.Pretty good skill set up.You DID, get Angling and Plancha too though right?
>>559721309>evo skillsThis boogeyman will never not be funny.
>>559721258speak for yourself i literally just lost to a digitan with like 1050 speed
OI BLYAT MAYAAAAA
>>559721203well that and the no trainers in the dorms one
>>559721298Eating healthy is expensive, chud.
>>55972126910,000 yen is the unit of measurement for the columnSo for 2026 it would be 500 * 10,000 yen = 5,000,000 yen
>>559721056I'm actually the guy that removed JP news the first couple times to shitpost. But I got bored and stopped doing it
you are not worth getting a you with your pagpag taste
>>559721269Time to save 10000 yen
>>559721319Why is she dressed up like Leon
>>559721112wasnt a big fan of that song>>559721472why arent you?
i'm eating remains of yesterdays pizza is it pagpag
>>559721389translate it ivan
>>559721380Lates are just playing accels so every once in a while you can lose to some 1k shmuck if all the accels hit perfectly. She wont win reliablyTechnically distance S is already better than A distance at 1096 something speed
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhwhere room matches
>>559720197can you stop the offtopic garbage and tell me if this is good deck for v.b.?
cuckoli sirius
>>559721570Only if it was your neighbors pizza you pulled out of the garbage
>>559721567I don't have the muscles for it
>>559719928If you have a grandparent with a lot of white skill hints the parent will have a better chance of ending up with a bunch too.
>>559721613she was end iircbut yeah generally i noticed those fucks can win with low speed if all their monstrous skills proc
>>559721695then get to the gym anon
>already lost this cm>next one comes after mant so literally nothing to do until thenWelp sorry danchou I'm flatlining this week
>>559720678About to join Chrono in bed for umapyoi
>>559721271>Teiobros convinced him to get Teio and bricked him>is so shit at the game he can't get a rank above C>refuses to hear any advice>starts coping about open league and arguing about how it's actually better than graded>gets btfo again>starts posting sloppa>gets btfo by the whole thread again>while they also praise the many drawfags>his mind breaks>starts spamming scat, slop, F5ing the catalog 24/7 and using proxies to ban evade>gets ignored and btfo again>gives up and goes to /vg/>Spamming CP and Scat>Getting the sharty to raid a finals thread>Ai slop dumps>Trying to rebrand as tripfag and image limit us to death>Posting horse gore in the catalog>an anon who told an AI sloppa artist "kys" after posting a sloppa of her >the sloppa artist got so mad that he started insulting the horse and the game >Programming a bot to steal posts from the archive to confuse us>Getting banned from the IRC after complaining daily about us>Making falseflag ERP threads
>offtopic shit poster is tachyon reditorcolor me surprised
>>559721821I don’t want this garbage
Tamamo Cross gives you pagpag chocolate she dug out of the school dumpster
>>559720197if you can get groundwork from parents i would change 1 speed card for riko and 1 for another wit hopefully marvelousif you can't get groundwork change fuku borrow for MLB falco powerif by some reason bobo has groundwork because i didn't roll for her, do first but make the parents power oriented
>>559721850Now I understand why /v/ma hates Teiobros, a complete opposite of what goes on here.
This is a wit check anons. Hope you see its a shitposting rice shitter and dont reply.
>>559721298Being fat and being too skinny are signs of poverty or mental illness.
>>559722101She’s so damn sexy
Patch notes in 80 minutes, r-right?
>>559721901
>>559722004uhhhh she has groundwork backed it?
>>559721424Sounds more like an actual breeding fee, but what's the point of this "Column" thing? why not just list the total breeding fee outright?>>559721338I mean that's what I was thinking
>>559721583>you have such a cute kitty on your wallpaper!>yeah it just lives near my home>i have a cute kitten (trainer) on my wallpaper too!>holy...>why did the trainer make such a face on this cute shot?>i just ate a lot when we were outing...
>>559722101I wish cards weren't so expensive or I would have rolled this one for funsies.
>>559722143yea
>>559721850Man, I'm so glad I'm normal. Harrowing to think that if I were born from incest in some backwater shithole, I might have turned out as deranged as that.
>>559722165Gonna cry?
>>559722006first you replied to a mentally ill pajeetsecond i been to /v/ threads often and he mixed up 3 different persons in oneyou should ignore /v/ retards entirely or believe in random bullshit
>>559721850Most of those lines up with what we've been getting daily and what happened in that one Finemo thread without the JP game news.
>>559722143true
>>559722161just making me realize cm isn't in 20 minutes dogshit daylight savings change
>>559722346oh fuck you're right. we've got another hour of this shit
>>559722335I'm very gullible it's his fault for lying to me.
>>559722168do first then, for deck i'd go 2 speed 3 wit 1 riko, everyone says fuku is a great card but desu i'd go with a borrow riko and use kitasan and sweepy, parents leaning for power and maybe some cards that have these skills as hints, you should be fine with at least 1 or 2 implying you grab focus and early lead, but you still need to hit the wit check
Did you know that?-Unity Cup launched on a Thursday-Unity Cup patch changes were announced on the Monday before Unity began-Unity Cup patch changes were announced on round 2 of a CMI'm thinking it's happening in the next 24 hours.
>>559721850>>Making falseflag ERP threadswtf then who was I roleplaying with
You failed the wit test anons /uma/…
>>559720197>4 speed cards for a 10% growth umaIf you're going to borrow Fuku then just Kita+Fuku is enough. You wont always be able to max it (since fuku is an rng card), but otherwise run kita+sweep+filler (suzuka borrow is a possibility)Riko is a must and is also a pseudo stamina card, idk why you arent putting her in the deck.Any further adjustments are dependant on the distance you are trying to build her for.
https://files.catbox.moe/et0jvy.png
Good night friends!!!
post yfw>autoplay is announced for 1st anni patch notes
>>559722439WHO IS THIS
>>559722439Dumb Pasa poster…
>>559722603
>>559722603I'll post my mfw it doesn't
>>559721850To think all of this started because of his AI being SHAT on. I'd understand being full of hate and vengeance if it's a drawn art but eh
>>559722516freakish hands
>>559722539Hold on a minute Creek, let her cook…
>>559722495I have my own Fuku and I count her as a half speed half pal card. Anyone that has a speed growth I run Kita + Windy + Fuku then fill the rest out with whatever wit/stam I need. It is a lot more consistent than praying for the Fuku highroll.
>>559722587I hate babus but gn
>>559722656YOU ARE A FULLY GROWN WOMAN
I love babies :)
Why are umas so possessive over their trainers? I didn’t give a tiny shit about my baseball coach.
>>559722516
>>559722101ningen women erotic
>>559722720what males fuku so great? she gives like 5x 12 stamina
>>559722810You're not a woman you wouldn't understand.
>>559722587gn
>>559722720praying for the fuku high roll is the whole reason you should have rolled for the card in the first place. She's a speed card for the grinders/unemployed.
>>559722810It might not be the case in real life but since its all fiction it prints more money if the girls actually like (You) that much
>>559722810are you an underage woman?
>>559721850>it's real
nobody will ever like me
I have 2 bricked sound files that I cannot delete or interact with at all on my account now
>>559722990True
is 3lb fimo usable?
>>559723037lel
Taiki’s voice is just horrible. So so horrible.
>>559723037usable for sure, but for mant you really want mlb for the 10% race bonus
>>559721850I think some parts are pieced together from others schizos but for the most part yeah. Sounds accurate from what I know as a guy that goes to /v/ to vacation.
>>559722439I don't think it's a lie since he did confess about it during the FineMo thread >>559466101 full of spammed shit
>>559723037
>>559723083AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP LAUGHTINGGG
>>559723037cleat
>>559723091Every time she talks I'm reminded of Kanako and every time I'm reminded of Kanako I'm reminded of body butter.
>>559722439Please, refrain from posting your shitty OCs and stick to actual umas from the game, thanks.
>>559722874Capping with even Kita+Biko often requires a (close to) highroll, and Fuku doesn't have the same stat gains Biko offers. I dunno, I didn't have many usable SSRs and I liked the character so I rolled. Can consistently make S ranks now.>>559722851The starting stats make junior G1s more consistent plus the race bonus finally bumped my deck to 35. Again, I can't explain why it is she's good. It is more of a "seeing is believing" thing.
>>559723190Those are some nice boobs
>>559723037Yes but you'll throw a fit when your deck ends up with 48 race bonus instead of the preferred 50.
>>559723228Oh like McQueen doesn’t look like a deviantart tier self insert for some ugly girl to fuck her OC boyfriend
>>559723091don't say that...
>>559723037I've been trying out the level 50 version lately to see whether I want to get it for myself and it completely sucks, like every other card in this game. No cards are usable.
>>559723091HOWDY TOREINA-SAN! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE BBQ MEAT THIS TIME DESS!
>>559723072prehensile tail job
i thought i had 1 ticket left but i didn't
>>559723354stop posting this
i think my uma is bugged...
i just realized daylight savings already happened and the reset times are back to normal
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/2030389064080499020Doto's ass being scratched now in video form.
>>559722945>yurishit
oi wtf is this lahhttps://x.com/animefestasia/status/2030627592194400671
>>559723354keep posting this
>>559723563
>>559721850>thread went quiet>he's now spamming IT on /v/maCan't have nice things
>>559722968>>559723125I immediately went to bed after that thread went up and never saw this. Jesus christ. Is it too much to hope that they'll develop a few extra brain cells and reflect on how much of their life they're wasting on a website full of people who don't give a shit?
>>559723709MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>559723670Time to gatekeep
>>559723712
>>559723712you just described nice things
>>559720945>but i completely forgot about her because I COULDNT HIT SPED CAP FUUUUCKAre people really this fucking stupid?Yes spd is extremely important, and yes you always want to cap it, but you guys do realize that you don't get some extra bonus for hitting max right ?(well you do get a bonus for acquiring blue sparks, but I'm talking about race performance). You dont need to LITERALLY cap speed. 1189 spd is basically the same as 1200, it is not a big deal. You can even go as low as 1120 as long as you make up for it in other areas such as power, wit, and skills (and no I dont just mean skills like left handed, I'm already including the bonuses from green skills when I'm talking stats).The biggest problem with this uma is that it doesn't have much midrace. Which is especially damning for fronts because of how Angling works.
>>559723741>who don't give a shitheh
>>559723709>raceswappingCringe.
UWAAAAAAAAA TORENA-SAAAAAAAAN
4chan hasn't been good in over a decade why the fuck am I still here
>>559723709MYSTERY UMAS
>>559723905
How much does this actually matter?
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>559724065depends on the style
>>559723741Love Kawakami’s big FAT tits
>>559723709you are playing the jp versiondidnt you see the update for american umas?
>>559723709don't show it to sweepydev or second icarus will hit eden
Oh, right... daylight savings.Well shit, I got nothing to do for an hour.
>>559723712I feel bad for our lil bro but we've gotten so comfy the instant he went there just proved the greentext and the Riceposter
WHOSE RETARD COUNTRY EVEN HAS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IN 2026???
Wait. End closers do not have easy access to NSM in MANT. It's going to be just Kitasan CM.
daylight saving is a DUMB concept
>>559724287yosh ikuyooo
>>559724287Yep...pers?
>>559723972gameplay discussion is banned on umaddit and discord is discordthere is nowhere else to actually talk about this game
>>559724194what thread? there is no /v/ thread
>>559723635They're just camping.
>>559724354>gameplay discussion is banned on umadditwat
>>559724360>he failed the witcheck
>>559724290>steals one hour of my sleep, causing sever emotional and physical distress
>>559723964DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBEEEEEEEEEE
scary huge uma
>>559724354r/UmamusumeGame/>>559724394every gacha has to make a separate leddit for discussion because the official one just turns into fan art spam
>>559724417>>559724528threesome with ojou-sama and autistic nerd
>>559724551
>>559724607AWFUL post
>>559724394anything gameplay related gets deleted and told to be put into the sticky they have that no one will ever readend result is nothing but fanart and people posting their first runs
Almost forgot to do my last queue
>>559724360There are 5 /v/ threads right now, see if you can find them all ;)
>>559724607EXCELLENT post
>>559724065The earlier the running style is the more important this is. This is part of the reason why fronts value wit so much (the other reason is the pace up mechanic).Meanwhile the later your running style the more important power is (because the later the style, the larger the difference is between their mid race spd and final spurt spd, and thus, the more they need to accelerate).
me on the left
>>559724607eh
>>559724593
>>559724114>>559724693I doubt it makes any difference even for fronts at percentages that small.
>>559724607ADEQUATE post
what's the poorfag running style, I can't afford fronts anymore
>>559724693Wit is extremely important for ends to not be completely left behind.
>>559724551Scary huge forehead
>>559724335yosh.... *never procs her unique* ikuyooooo
>>559724815
ai kopii
>>559716553>>559718659>>559721634>>559724417>>559724593>>559724746I wish I was Transcend so I could casually suck off my bro while we play games
>>559724794Lates with built-in OYL because they have no cards lmao
I have a confession to makeI want to roll naked in a bed with Gold City and lick her all over while she is all sweaty right after winning a race
>>559724593She is so hot it's insane. Anyone got the one where she's besides Trainer lying down together
>>559724794poorfag runnng style is not running cms
I'm going to Costco. Does anybody want anything?
>>559724794end closer because they have no umas and cards lol
>>559721634>Happy birthday, Tran.im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it
>>559725005
>>559724915i will now save up for ny neicha
>>559724942kimo
>>559725005yeah can you pick me up a block of parmesan, a box of the kirkland protein bars (the chocolate and cookie dough ones NOT the other set) and a slice of pizza from the food court tyvm
>>559724942Me too, but also with Jordan and Palmer.
>>559724667>instantly met with A rank trainersNow I feel bad. Maybe I shouldn't queue to give them a chance
>>559724428There is one falseflag one it seems.Honestly I quite enjoy going to /vma/ but fuck is it inconvenient to browse with the attacks from mods and schizos. I don't understand how the natives haven't gone insane with how much shit they gotta deal with.
>>559724942this but king halo
>>559724873YWNBAW
>>559724794end closer because they get no meta cards and have no meta umas to roll for until like 3+ years into the game. you'll be stuck using generalist cards forever
>>559724942This but she's covered in ojisan cum
>>559724942This but with Digitan
Is there an IRL lore reason why Doto and Fukukitaru are such close friends? I know they ran in the Kinko Sho together, but with Fukukitaru's performance being what it was that seems like a fairly weak link.
>>559724804Yes, that's because Wit and Power are extremely important for everyone. Its just that its SLIGHTLY more important for some styles than others.The difference isnt so great that it has much of an effect on how you train your umas, but its still a minor thing.
>>559725250Fraud Symboli waiting room
>>559725262just sort by posts per minute
>>559724953https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/
>>559724942>>559725098>Coal City
the last time i used default maya was in CM2...it was childbride from then on onwards (i used her in every CM)her growth is absolute dog shit... is it worth picking her solely just for NSM in MANT...?
>>559725438Thanks bwo>i forgot to login firstFUCK
>>559725367Didn't they live in the same retirement home IRL for a while?
>>559725438a panda?
>>559725456is NSM that good of a skill is what you should be asking, then the answer will come to you
>>559725456wdym +stamina is basically cheating>t. been training guts/wit growth for the last forever
>>559725456No
>>559725543ONE singular job anonhttps://exhentai.org/tag/artist:sasapoliton
Where do I find the link for Sweepy bot? I finally gave up with events not triggering and special priority being a hoax
I got up in a panic because I thought I missed the last hour of round 1 CMPhew
>mayanonah, princess
>>559725668here https://files.catbox.moe/q4skdc.webm
>>559725456gwo ur yeppers wit? she has 10 race bo-oh...
>>559725784go away cat troon
>>559725643Really happy when this artist started breaking his no R18 rule with umas
>>559725736>he wants to fuck an uma with a big forehead
They killed the /v/ma thread again...
>>559725438trainer cant see shit
>>559725875my bad, needed to make room for another pokemon thread
>>559725869I WANT TO FUCK HER FOREHEAD
>>559725834The savior we need but don't deserve>>559725965He (me) can see her cute ears
>>559725784Please don't do that ever again
>>559725569the panda hasnt been a thing for a minute now anon...
>>559725875get fucked
>>559725875Stay here with us, qt.
>>559725875Fuck off we are full.
>>559726121Wtf
>>559725875They'll make more before CM. It seems the greentext really triggered the schizo and hit a nerve. Instead of denying the claims he's proving it right instead. Don't expect a really bad sloppa generator to have a brain anyway.
>>559726306Shit uma
>>559726306YOU CANT POST THAT
>>559725456her growth is perfect for the longer races where NSM shines anyway
>>559725456Yes. BoFA will eventually get buffed to being Maestro tier someday too which will make normal Maya even better.However if Maya is your Oshi and you need your childbride then you can stick with that version. The difference isn't that great, they both still get the Maya's love advice for easy fast learner which will always be huge.Follow your heart.Also, I should mention that if you have both of them, you can use the outfit change feature to make normal Maya wear the wedding outfit in races. Thus giving you the best of both worlds, however I think your CM opponents will still see her in her normal outfit regardless, but I'm not 100% sure on that. Again, if that matters to you, follow your heart.
>>559725875You are cute like a woman trembling at the door after her boyrfriend/husband struck her and threw her to the wall and came asking for help. Makes me want to hit you too
>>559726327uhhh ohhh melty
End Cafe is the best pick next cm right?
>>559726487Slavic trainer...
>>559726487
>>559726308>WtfYou're actually a toddler
>>559726592triple end is the meta
>boot up Umamusume: Pretty Derby to play CM>the round hasn't started yet because someone decided once upon a time that we should move our clock hours back and forth during the year to trick ourselves about how quickly it gets dark outside.
>>559726592No, it's Xgori, Kita, Golshi, Tama
>>559726592yesuse your selector on cafe
>>559726663Huh?
>>559725784How is the cat doing that??? Does my computer have a virus???
>burgers currently on the Dark HourJust 30 more minutes bwos
thoughts on mile corner and corner recovery?
>>559726895occasionally
>>559726895I'm no thoughts
Does your trainee have a doujin?
Is this one of those bait skills where it procs too late to actually do anything or is it a good gold recovery?
>>559727070Yeah but its SFW (and sold out)
I see, I see. Anons are looking forward to round 2.You are for sure queueing right away and not waiting until shitter hours, right? We've been through this many many times now, you're not scared of the evil whales, right, anondacchi? You will show us your podiums and instant wins with your oshi teams, isn't that right? You're not scared at all, right bwos?
>>559727137based>>559727070plenty
Y'all fucking suck
Thanks, I guess
>>559727209when does corner recovery active then if you that smart?
>>559727151i need to go to sleep, it's monday already...
>>559724794pace will be cheap foreverend only starts being expensive after 3rd anni because cyniggers keeps putting all the good end cards right after scenario banners
Good evening
>>559727291why did you wait two hours to post this
gn /uma/
it's nothing personnel
>>559727279>>559726895how do you decipher this shit? looks like program code to meRarity: NormalOther versions:Swinging MaestroCorner Recovery ×Activation: Wit checkBase cost: 170Conditions:corner_random==1@corner_random==2@corner_random==3@corner_random==4Show conditions in the viewerBase duration: Instant effectEffect: Stamina Recovery (0.015)
>>559727394How do I make a good pace for next cm?
>>559727438my favorite avatar fag
>>559727136Yeah its trash.Late XOguri can use it as a gamble activator for their ult, but thats still not a good enough reason to justify buying it.
>>559726915>another feminazi
>>559726915Schrodingers nsfw
>>559727535>he left out that one part which says "Show conditions in the viewer"Make better bait next time
>>559727673
>>559725523Gold City bukkake
>>559727754Anon...
>>559727545redeem taiki des
>>559720314No I'm a top main...
>>559727754Don't say that....
>>559727754incredible edit
>>559727754lmao
>>559727291Don't worry newbro they'll bump open league rating to A in MANTB
>>559723709Argentina scenario umas?
>>559727826don't carelimbus company, blue archive, any gacha that isn't uma musume is the same to me
>Unsmarts your Smart Falcon
>>559727774>bikini tummy version on fanboxnooooooooooooo
>>559728070
>>559727754zased
>>559722810Because coaches are managing a whole team whereas umas and trainers have a lot of one-on-one interactions where it's the trainer supporting them unconditionally through hell and high water
>>559728042why is Doto always like this
Tore-chan.
i hate trash shower so damn muchshe almost ruined it for me againactually i thought she did until results
>>559722916>if the girls actually like (You) that muchA big If
>>559728193
>>559727580>The long uma doesn't have a usable built in gold healwhy is cygames like this
doto is nice
mejiro mcqueen is the biggest fucking jobber i've ever had the misfortune of training. fuck this dumb brat of a horse. fuck her entire lineage that led up to her existence. fuck.
>>559727667and what this mean now?corner_randomPicks a random point during the selected corner.Note: If the race goes through the same corner multiple times, it will always activate at the last possible opportunity.Possible values: 1 (first corner), 2 (second corner), 3 (third corner), 4 (fourth corner)Example: corner_random==1Meaning: A random point on the first corner is selected.
>>559727754Limbabs...
>>559727673if this is about divegrass, that goes in /umajp/
>>559720678I'm edging
>>559727754You're alright this time Teio
>>559720678Just finished cumming to Chrono Genesis (again) and now I'm too tired to play the game.
>>559727479Good night
>>559728507>>559728595post?
>>559727479CM IS IN 6 MINUTES DOTOOOO
When does the CM start, this week? I haven't had time to play for a couple days
>>559720827>>559721116>>559721202This except at the same time. I want to protect then rape her while protecting her, or I want to rape her then protect her for life!
Shall not queue right away, shall queue later
>>559728339he doesn't know, not in a way that he could reproduce the distribution. he's just wasting your time
rushing gale for fromts?
>>559727673Magnificent
Thoughts?
>>559728835
>>559728614I already cleaned it up, there's nothing to post
>>559728835Hag
>>559727673Umamusume?
>>559728835Wonder a cute.
>>559728835wonder a cute
>>559727535@ means "or"If one of those sets of conditions are met, then the skill will activate.Other than that, all the information you need to understand skills should be in the "show conditions in the viewer" section. If you can't figure the rest out, that's a skill issue.>corner recoveryOkay, you just so happened to pick the one skill that has the programing error for your example so I'll explain it.The activation requirements SHOULD be exactly the same as the requirements for skills like mile corners and corner adept, however a programmer had a brain fart and did this instead.As a result corner recovery will always activate on one specific corner in any given race, and not on a random one as intended.This is why Maestro is currently the best recovery in the game, because it will always activate in the midrace on ANY track (except that ONE sprint track that is just one big straight with no corners) for ANY uma regardless of what happens during the race.However this will be fixed eventually, and as a result Corner recovery wont be the GOAT anymore.
>>559728902Maybe
I want to rush Mayano Top Gun's gale if you catch my drift
>>559727673Watch yourself
>>559728835Plap plap
>>559727151I am the evil whale so yes
>>559728835>>559728893>>559728918>>559728983I need Wonder Acute in my life, more than anything in the world right now
>>559724942Spit that truth twin
>>559728893
>>559728947>However this will be fixed eventuallyfixed how?
>>559728947Good job for falling for an obvious bait anon. He'll ask more obvious questions after
spoonfeedbabs...
>>559728947seriru@VF
>>559729047>festival outfitWhore
I AM GOING IN 2 hours
QUEUE NOW
Free wins queue now already got 5/5
>>559728947thx for taking your time. so i understand its good and mastro the gold skill is better>>559729080kill yourself unironically
>full S+ enemy lobby
When are we going to be able to view training animations whenever we want? So much webm and screenshot potential.
>>559728986Wtf... my Seia would never
>>559729269You already can bwo, they're in career mode
YOLOOOOOOOO
I'm not queueing yet, ive got deadlock to play
>>559720725>>559729383no one plays this shit
>no queue postsEither you guys went to /v/ or this general is now filled with pussies.
>>559729464where's yours big guy
>>559729432i am though
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM IT'S TIME FOR CM
>>559729464be patient bitch
>>559729352Without the UI
>>559729464nigga let me watch my races I just started
Pussy bitches where's the 5-0
>>559728595This guy cums to line graphs wtf
Your response?
>>559729464Post your queue if you're so tough
There's so many Pasa, Taiki, and Falcos...
IF LOSE; LOSE
>>559729627right here https://files.catbox.moe/ozeydl.mp4
Kept losing all my races by a head/nose, so I switched out my third to a debuff and I'm literally winning every race now. Has hesitant/subdued always been this strong???
>>559729567later, pussies
Running triple late so I can most definitely return to Group B Finals
>>559728895
>already 0-2
>>559729627douzo
Time to take it easy now
>>559729672TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>559729685>>559729558See you in group A, pussies. If you can even make it, that is.
>>559729464I am getting raped
>>559729891Nice work, jabroniPost team and umanko
>>559729907She needs to get a boyfriend
don't queue
>>559730012She already has me, it's fine.
what's she doing all the way back here
>6 frontI'd feel bad too
4-1Fuck me I hate how RNG Fronts are. Fucking late starts made my 1150 Wit Uma lose to a 900 Witlet
KOWAI
I'm cooked
>cm opening hours>/v/ is faster than usIt's over.
>>559730163Crazy how 900 is considered witlet now, a few months ago I would have been happy with 400
>>559730176
I hate taiki shittle
>>559730176Same
>not a single Falco win so farAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>559730250Gotta enjoy while their bread is up you know
why does the shortened-unique-animation-after-the-first-of-the-day option not actually work on PC
What is Uma's equivalent of this?
>teams without Fronts getting 0/5Shocking surprise
OGURI GAME
>>559730279lmao>>559730340We're gonna make it next queue I believeeee
>>559730402it sometimes works
It's that shrimple
>>559730402did you actually set it on PC? settings are not maintained across platforms.
>>559730102Saw another Taiki with this statline plus S mile S dirt in CM rooms, I couldn't help but smile knowing they could've won the lottery but instead wasted their luck on a dirt CM in this kusoge.
it's the default, and was set, so I assume so
>>559730176So true bestie
SHE FUCKING DID ITSHE GOT A WINRICE SHOWER WINS ON DIRTHer first win all CM and it got me A finals qualification holy shit Rice I love you!
>>559730564My Digitan suddenly decided to not proc any gold accel my entire queue it was umazing
I got a red shift and pulse from grandparents on a mutated chocobobo, should I take those?
Sick debuffers you fucking retards
i shall queue 20 hours later
>>559730402It only occasionally doesn't work, and by that I mean it didn't work for 1 day.
>11h leftwagmi
>all these """people""" bringing debuffers
>>559730643no and no
>>559730548fuck>>559730486
Jobber boywife!
I hate spot struggle shit so much. Literally just kills Fronts for no reason.Even VFs 700+ Stam Seiun fucking dies for no reason sometimes. Meanwhile Pace never die even with 600 Stam. Fucking bullshit.
HELP???
>>559730667Miles are rape CMs now.>speed eater>keen eyeIf you're not stacking both, you're losing.
>>559730723leave
>>559730624Atta girl
>>559730723serves you right for falling for sloptuber advice
IM GOING IN
>>559730624Mine will be taking her win later I just know it
stop queuing on reset when you're not MC, anons
Against my better judgement I am queuing into reset
>>559730723just get 800 stam bwo
>>559730564>>559730639Nevermind, B finals secured. We are so fuarking back
rocketing then having to fend off two digitan for 300m is scary
>>559730868>Queue on reset>Got to A finalsI don't see the problem.
>>559730821NIGGER WHERE DID I SAY I FOLLOW HIS ADVICE???DO YOU KNOW A SLOPTUBER WITH A 700+ STAM FRONT OTHER THAN VF THAT I CAN MENTION? FUCK YOU NIGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
>>559730783If only these were the debuffs.If I see Urara I know she's full of red bombs under her shirt, fucking suicide bombers everywhere.
I was close to a 5-0, lucky Oguri cucked me out of it.
>>559730930ok, MC
>>559730462It's your turn now...
>>559730939why do you know a single thing about what sloptubers are doing
>>559730939>DO YOU KNOW A SLOPTUBERi dont>I CAN MENTIONbut why
>he got comfortable with al those round 1 0-1 front roomssee you in B...
>>55973062440 Straight losses, carried hard, then shows up to give me the easy round 2 so I can just fucking relax for 2 days.
For a moment I was worried that I was going to lose against metaslave menace
>>559730783Grass Wonder raped me outside of mile CM season though..
>used the wrong uma again for 2 ticketsAHHHHHHHHHHH
>have Falco on the team>still loseI have no choice but to think you suck at being a torena. She is the most autowin uma this CM
ok finished my slay the spire run, time to eat shit in round 2
>>559730250I can post faster there
>>559731026because people her mentioned his C Dirt Seiun and I wanted to see how she did in the CM since I main Fronts>>559731068It's called giving an example so people don't say>uhhmmmm 700 Stamina is much more than enough actually :)
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna end Nathan's reign.
>3-1-3-3see you in Finals, /uma/
>>559731190>C DirtI don't think stamina is your issue anon
I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!
AIEEEEEEEEEESAVE ME RYAN
It's safe now, the VF discord has called a suspension of queueing for the next hour.
>>559731176first lobbies is 8 pace 1 late (my oguri) what the fuck
Nice try, pigger. Unfortunately, I am HIM. This Seiun had 1200 speed 1100 power 900 wit, but DIRT B. Crazy stat line.
>>559731190retard that was an out of context screenshot from one of his failed seiun runs that didn't hit dirt A you got gaslit
Why are there SS umas in Group B
>>559731352They’re gassing out
I half-assed my late surger umas for the fourth cm in a row and ended luckshitting it againI'm convinced that running triple lates is the lazy way to win all cms
>>559731267His Seiun is Dirt C not my Umas wtf>>559731346? He used the Dirt C Seiun in the CM.
FUCK OFFIT WAS MY PODIUM WIN
Guy made this Suzuka today and got 9th. Should have stuck with whatever you had before.
>>559731460Nice screenshot. They're all floating.
>>559730908>>559731012I'm in Group BALL GOOD
>>559731515umas just do that
>>559724942This but Taiki Shuttle
>>559731435why do you talk like a retard
>"wit is so good bro you gotta pump it wit game for life haha">uma overshoots and misses her accel
>>559731617I'm trying to speak your language
Triumphant pulse is such a nigger unique. You could 5L ahead until you see it pop and for some reason there's a fucking grey missile coming to steal 1st place.>oguri crap>vbourbon>maruzensky>falcon>pasa>Gold ShipYou didn't fucking win you piece of fucking shit and I'm going to rape you next cm
I lost to the figure lady WTF
RYAN IS SAVING ME
>>559731742>no taiki mentionhmmmmm
>>559731742just bring your own bwo
>late oguri spends most of the race at 9th place>triumphant pulse to 1st at the very end lmao oguri game
>>559731742>no taiki i won
>>559731742>getting killed by homestretch hasteYou were never even in the running.
thanks Nice
>>559731742IF LOSINGWIN
>>559731742
You think you're hot shit but you're notstop queuing on reset, whale fodders
>Anniversary mission>Finish a URA CareerYou can't make me go back
first ticket, will farm carats later
>>559731914soul
gwos... you told me she definitely wouldn't be busted this time... you told me that every round 2 room would be nothing but triple fronts and she'd never activate her unique... what happened...
I'm fucking 2-1-2 and on my last ticket.
>>559731969I always queue at reset and I always qualify to A. Just don't suck at this game, retard.
>>559732060Ugly tomboy
>>559732060Stego cute.
>>559732128buhiiiiiii
Day 2 will be better
>1-4>1-4well then, I'll queue later like a good little cuck
>>559732241that's an average taiki, buhiis look like >>559730102
>fatassyou didn't secure A finals>pasa frontyou didn't secure A finals>shuttletitsyou didn't secure A finals>S rank or higheryou didn't secure A finals
>lost to thiswhere the hell did suzuka get all that guts from
>>559732195
i build my pace with zero midrace so taikikeks overshoot and miss their SFV
aw...
I don't think I've seen nigezukas during the first round but now they're everywhere
I'm off to the Group B finals, losers! Smell you later!
>>559731858Hold Wonder Acute's hand Fluffing Wonder Acute's hair brushing Wonder Acute's hair feeling Wonder Acute's tail hugging Wonder Acute Wonder Acute's lap pillow Wonder Acute stroking my hair Wonder Acute's spit in my mouth Wonder Acute's ear cleaning Wonder Acute's nursing handjob sharing a meal with Wonder Acute indirect kiss turning into a real kiss playing footsies with Wonder Acute bathing with Wonder Acute Wonder Acute's bath water gulp gulp gulp sleeping with Wonder Acute Wonder Acute's nipples her fucking nipples grope Wonder Acute telling me good night waking up and finding out it's time for work and Wonder Acute is nowhere to be seen punishment for my crimes in the previous life I was denied Wonder Acute's embrace in this one. I NEED WONDER ACUTE
>>559732335I understand being salty but if you're not pumping S rank umas by now that's 100% trainer issue.
on your left is such a scam holy fuck why even bother triggering halfway through the final straight
I hope Trackblazer kill the Dotoshitters and Stegoshitters, just like Unity killed 99% of Tachyonshitters
>>559732457>No Haru titleFake fan
>>559732534rape victim post
>>559732421
I just had the most retarded race what's the best way to post it here
>>559732534don't you have a vtuber stream to watch or some pagpag to dine on?
>>559732534why would you say that
>>559732514you're still not max speed by then even with another accel
>>559732128lmao even when there are 5 fronts Taiki just overtakes them and shoots the other ones in front of her. I gotta look into Taiki's IRL career to figure out why they made her so busted.
>>559732575Operaposters are ok in my book though
Can't believe it took my last ticket to get in...
dirt chicken is too strong
Won 2/5, got wrecked by whales a bit but I’m happy to be into b
>>559732421She's both cute and cool at the same time.Actually I find it really cute that she fucks off whenever she feels like it but the moment trainer comes to pick her up she goes back with no problems.
Hi, I'm new to this thread. Is Machan loved here?
>>559732534you wouldn't say that to Doto
>>559732534Who will be the next shitters?
>>559732534>TrackblazerKill yourself, dubcuck
Man my Falco is getting DESTROYED. I gotta remove her from the top spot so I don't have to look at her being a sore loser after every race.
>>559732760Who?
>>559732728
My umas have 700 power and they're beating these poor sods with 1200 power who can't luck into their accels.Power is such a fucking meme stat man.
when will powerlets ever learn???
>>559732534ook eek la
>>559732813
>>559732801Climax.Also you ignored Aoharu being called "Unity Cup".
tomorrow will be the same
>>559732803Fronts seem really overrated in this CM, at least no one is running triple front it feels like so they always get bonked by pace chasers or late surgers (aka me)
kkk pasa sucks but I like seeing her tits when she wins every now and then
>>559724551I'm as tall as Akebono so... that's what Kawakami Princess would be like next to me...
>1-4, 3-2, 0-5, 1-4I made it but I am gonna be taking that 3rd place trophy
>1-4>2-3>3-2ez...
>>559732760>>559664730
>>559733050there's always rng desu wa
>got to a room where someone mutated an S suzuka, taiki and oguri who also had ignited wit and power, and S aptitudesHow much effort you would need to do to pull something like this?
>>559731283I love weed and making Dober smoke it with me
EZ game.>>559732128Most people are biased because of their own lobbies, and anecdotal evidence.Front niggers never see lobbies with few fronts, because they are always bring the fronts. However if you DONT bring fronts, then you will see a fair amount of lobbies with good conditions for Taiki and even for Pace Pasa. As a result front players lose to Taiki's significantly less often than people who dont use fronts, and thus they think she is weaker than she is.However this is one of the reasons triple fronts are a strong formation, because they don't have to worry about lobby conditions. For this CM fronts are still better than Taiki I think, but not by as large as a margin as the front niggers think.
>>559733074Macchan showed up in the anime and Movie you fucking retard.
>>559728029mexican hands type this
>>559733023>>559733023>>559733023
>>559733124hehe...
>>559732958Thanks
>>559732982SNIFF SNIFF SNIIIIFFFFF AHHHHhhhhh
>>559733000She was doing decent in round 1. Usually it is her + Taiki in the 1 & 2 spot. R2 has tougher front competition that is still no match for Taiki.
>>559733000I'm running triple Fronts and loses are basically:>another front, most likely Falco>some retard Falco steals my position with her ult but jobs to a Pace/Late because SHE DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING PLANCHAIn other words, I'm only losing to fronts, directly or indirectly
>>559733074Well, I'm seeing a lot of Stego posters, and she's coming to global in next decade.
>>559733056the sandbag strat...
i dont know how but somehow did it on my first try when i struggled until the last try on round 1i still dont understand how parents work and when skills activate
>>559733150Not playable in global
HOEH ARIGATOU
>>559733291 That's the spirit. Just buy the skills that sound the coolest, buy a lot of them, and propel your way to first place.
>>559733138>even for Pace Pasa:D happy for her
>>559733461>he waifus this
>>559732128We call her Taiki "Mightiest Miler" Shuttle around here for a reason.
what the
>>559733836Because of her Mightiest Milkers?
>>559733808She's not my wife but she's for sure in my top 3 of released characters.
it's that easy
>614K
>>559733942That too
>>559734314No
>>559728328FUCK YOU, DESU WA
