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what will it take for papyrus knight to be spiritually correct
i still have the biggest dick itt
I love fish
>>559822176Hooman!
>>559822176Disgusting furry tranny
MY NAME ISKRIS-ZULA THE DREAM RULATHE HIGHSCHOOLAYOU WANT A FOUNTAIN? I'LL BRING IT TO YA
>>559822535but enough about noelle
>>559822385It seems to be inversely proportionate to the amount of good posts you make
>>559822385it’s a pretty nice looking dick too
SUSIE, AND I'M HARD ROCKEAT YOU LIKE SOME CHALKRALSEI, YOU UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK-KNOCK
Asriel secretly buys a swimsuit magazine from Sans’ and uses a sharpie to make mormon bubble porn
RALSEI GETS THE MONEY, SEERALSEI CALLS YOU HONEY, GRIDIN IN MY BENZHUGGIN ALL MY FRIENDSFLUFFY FROM MY FINGERS TO MY TOES, AND I'M ADORABLE
>>559620761>Dess and little Kris sharing a cute moment before catching up to Asriel and Noelle.There was a frisbee in a tree, not a Dreemurr frisbee or a Holiday frisbee, a forgotten frisbee, or possibly a naturally fruiting part of the tree. Dess and Kris were throwing sticks at it, trying to get it to fall.Dess wasn't trying very hard because trying hard was childish and made failure extra pathetic and anyway she was only doing this to humor Kris.Kris was giving it all they had and not getting far. Big sticks were stronger. They had to find a bigger stick.Dess had stayed behind with Kris because she thought Asriel would like it if she helped them. But that meant that she wasn't with Asriel right now. Had she played herself?Kris found a big stick, aimed carefully, threw it as hard as they could, but it didn't make it even halfway up before it went down again."Does Asriel, uh, like movies?" asked Dess.Kris nodded without turning. They were aiming again."What kind of movies?""We saw Peons 2," said Kris, then launched a throw that made it less far than the first one.Of course Kris would only be in the loop for wholesome family entertainment. What was she even doing fishing for information from a little kid? "I should ask Azzy himself, huh."Kris suddenly perked up. A bird was calling in the distance. "Veery," said Kris, and then chucked their stick again."That's the name of the bird?" (Kris nodded.)Would Asriel be impressed if she also learned to identify birds? No, stop that, she couldn't take cues on how to be cool from Kris.Asriel had other friends his own age. Unlike Dess. And he only hung out with her (and Kris and Noelle) because their parents knew each other and wanted them out of the house. Where do you go from there?Kris pushed their stick into Dess's hand. "You have to throw this."Dess threw the stick as hard as she could. The frisbee tumbled through the air.
>>559822593because we are all going insaneslowly but surely
>>559822552It’s been so long,You thought I left you,But I was in jail,With my nephewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn48WR8955o
CHECK-CHECK IT, YEAHCAUSE WE ARE THE DELTATEENSMAKING LIGHTNERS SAY "HO" AND THE DARKNERS WANNA SCREAMCAUSE WE ARE THE DELTATEENSMAKING LIGHTNERS SAY "HO" AND THE DARKNERS WANNA SCREAMDELTA TEEN RUNE FORCENUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G
KrisKnight raped lorelets so hard they're still seething almost a year later. Decisive KrisKnight strategic victory.
>>559822385Mine is 18cm
>>559822843do a verse for lancer now like how carl got a verse for the movie intro
>>559822552>>559822658>>559822741>>559822843
>>559822947thats pretty nice anon mine is 21cm
KrisKnightfags got raped so hard they're still seething almost a year later.Decisive PapyrusKnight strategic victory.
I have the biggest gut itt
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>559823264fatty
>>559812816>>559813501>>559814393The utg cock folder now sits at 23 files, I was finally able to reach the 20 file milestone. Thank you kindly for your contribution.
>>559823313our moids are build different
>>559823313the penossier...
>>559823313Will you ever share?
>>559823313utg bussy folder when?
>>559823373I just call it being a slut
>>559823195Kris is betraying the party, working with the knight, they even get knighted after the battle. They are not the character known as the Roaring Knight but the theory was on the right track logically.
seeing t*squ*fag's cock made me feel a kind of wretched disgust that I haven't felt in years
>>559822974HERE'S NOW LANCER DOIN THAT THANGBIKE SPITTIN FLAMES, SECRET MEMBER OF THE GANGSTACHE MADE OF DOOKIE, ABOUT TO GET SPOOKYYEAH, JUST TRYNA EAT A COOKIEI still need to see the movie
>>559823491they're such whores, fascinating how every male shitter acts exactly how people claim women behave
>>559823313Share a screenshot of the thumbnails
>>559822332Rapin' https://litter.catbox.moe/fhb3w0tsw5zs0gdf.pdf
>>559823520This. It was a spiritual victory.
>>559823678The movie is actually pretty unfunny for how long it is which is why nobody references the jokes from it at all. The opening sequence and song by Mastodon was pretty much the peak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY
>>559823545He shared his dick?
It is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJm9dSzKXw
jesus fucking christ i can't take it anymore why does everyone i talk to have such retarded theories
>>559823520>>559823941>moving the goalpost makes my theory right all alongunreal cope
>>559823941can you take off the copium mask I can't hear you that well
>>559824102all the good ones got used up in the first month
how would you feel if a "man" who looked like a goblin wrote rapefics about you
>>559824102What level of retardation, Chara Third Entity in 2026 tier?
>>559824102share their most retarded theoriesi want to make fun of them
>>559823415I was planning on doing that when I reached 30 files in the folder, I know it may take an extra couple years to reach that number (unless this general has another special ultra-whore thread where everyone starts posting their timestampped dicks) but that is fine by me, I want to release something with actual material in it.Although, this past year has seen an exponential increase in the amount of cocks that get posted to the thread, so if this behavior keeps up for the next chapters I will not have to wait that long.>>559823438No one posts bussy, only dicks are ever posted.
>>559824042Also his face and his backstory you can read about here. https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>559824102The black chestnut god tier theory video literally just dropped
>>559824172intense, profound arousal
>>559824198That one still has its believers
>>559824286wait kino just dropped?
>>559824098grok summarize this for me
The Roaring...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az49aNuYeJs
https://youtu.be/Maw3A8zUJyM
>>559824172It would be a lot worse if he was really hot or even just sort of normal looking at all. I can't take it very seriously knowing some disfigured fictional bell ringer from Notre-Dame AI generated it.
>>559823802>Kraut x DoomerBoring but wholesome>Tasquebrap x DoomerHot but cursedlet's go. https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWqY8xnA
>>559824226>I was planning on doing that when I reached 30 files in the folderYou dont need to share the files, but can you share a screenshot of the open folder so we can see the thumbnails? Ideally low res so not much can be seen, but you get the ideaI just have a mental image in my head and it sounds so funny
How will Asriel take the recent news about Yoshi and Donald Glover
>>559824392Yes, and like all this stuff, it's so fucking convincing that it's immediately cannon to me now.
>>559824548cope
>>559824172why would spamton do this to me..?
>>559824286this literalwho youtuber has a fucking patreon and ko-fi?? people are giving him free money for making retarded DR theories??
>>559824198>>559824204>undyneknight (pre ch3-4 drop) now a papknighter>"way of the worm" npc is the tail of hell and a goner darkner like the blue rudinn>rouxls is gaster. not gaster disguising himself he's just gaster and also like That>asgore genuinely ran dess over believer>kris genuinely made the ch3 fountain for fun because ramb said so>ramb is friend and also the mantle holder (same guy as the last one)i don't fucking know what i've done to attract these people
>>559823313oh, no problem, its my pleasure>>559824226i could singlehandedly bump it to 30 if I posted the rest of my pics and vids but that kinda defeats the challenge so i wont post the rest unless asked for
>>559824859>picI’ve always wondered what that looks like without compression
>>559824859Gotta get the jewbucks somehow
>>559824226asca posted bussy and balls oncehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/470727268/#470778101
>>559824732Spamton mogs literally everyone in this thread.
>>559824548''I don't know it so it must be irrelevant''This is why Kraut and Tasque laugh at you.
>>559824118The theory's hypothesis was incorrect but the logic and science backing a hypothesis is the actually important part. Theories are based on observations of evidence, not the other way around, and everything that was taken as evidence for Kris Knight turned out to be pointing toward something that is an incredibly similar idea anyway.
>>559825069spamton made this diagram
>>559824494I want to go diving with Undyne
>>559825117that's a tiny mettaton, isn't he toriel sized?
>>559824257Doomer, he never posted his dick faggot
As a proud Kris is working for the Knight but not literally the Knight believer and the world's #1 Gerson Boom enjoyer I was the biggest winner of chapter 3 and 4
>>559825114>my guess was incorrect but the evidence i wrongly claimed to support my guess still exists independently of my guess which means my guess was correct?
>>559823956I didnt know what this was about until you mentioned Mastadon theybwere si basedDONT TALK WATCH
>>559824257i aint reading allat
Day 6 of Narcissist Autismo and company making the thread making about them
>>559825416That's just his "advanced model" that was made smaller to save on plastic for the accurate scale plastic model kits
>>559825396Asgore is just absolutely gigantic in that picture, Frisk wouldn't even get past his ankles
>>559825486Why are you pretending to be a retard?
>>559824593Here, anon.https://litter.catbox.moe/85dl4c.PNG>>559825068Don't worry, that one I got covered as a 2 in one when the berdfag files were leaked.
>>559825864Meant for >>559825416oops
>>559825917How do the fat fuck moids here feel about being objectified by fat fetishists?
>>559825486You're putting words in my mouth. I didn't say the guess was correct. I said the train of thought behind it was. The Kris Knight theory was the first, and largely the only, to catalogue all of said evidence together into a guess that was anywhere near correct. Hardly anyone predicted Kris was simply just working for the knight.
>>559824226so who is the smallest and who is the biggest?
>>559825917
>>559825864I had this one very very old comic of Frisk where they were so small they could fit inside Papyrus's boot that I wanted to post but I can't find itBut I did find this
>>559825902Raped by KrisKnight.Many such cases.
>>559826098I don't think the fat fetishists are into irl moids...
>>559825917Oh, I was expecting all 23 pics at once in a bigger image with smaller thumbnails, but ig if youre on mobile its impossibleIts still funny, I like your simple numbering
>>559825917why do moids never know how to take an attractive photo of their penis?they always shoot it like it's snake they caught in the grass, no thought given to aesthetics.
>>559826474those are your options, biological clock is ticking
>>559826376Newfag
>>559826474they subconsciously know that it's a vile organ
>>559825114People are unable to understand this simple fact. The theory simply changed to "Kris is the Knight...'s helper".
>>559824878There's a certain threshold of time without new content that makes people really want new mysteries to solve while also forgetting half of the game's events due to it being multiple months since their last playthrough, so they just start assigning random characters that seem mysterious into the roles of characters with ambiguous identities without actually considering if that would make any sense plot-wise.There's no fucking way any of these people would have said any of this shit a month or two after release.
>>559826291I remember seeing art of LV 20 Frisk being this weird little potato thing, but that is what they look like after you beat the game true pacifist
>>559826632actually it’s beautiful when it’s thick and veiny and darker than the rest of the skin tone and has a big crown and dribbling with precoom nyouguhghh
>>559826401But if I posted all 23 thumbnails at once that would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it?>>559826474To be fair, dicks rarely if ever look appealing so I don't think having taken an objectively better pic would have helped matters much when the dick itself doesn't look nice.
>>559826474I showdeth you mine worm, pleaseth responde with haste.
I'm neutral on the dickossier but it made me think about fat Tenna's cute fupa and penis and have to take action. Thanks.
If chapter 5 doesn't explain who the Knight is, why the Knight is and what the Knight wants to do will the fandom survive the 2 year wait to chapter 6 for maybe an explanation
Why did you guys start a new bread when the previous bread didn't hit bump limit?
>>559826916so me
>>559827036wh...what action
>>559827037i dont think this will be the case. the knight is one of toby's beloved ocs he can't wait to show us, why else would he have cooked up an ARG where it shittalks you (probably)
>>559826474>why do moids never know how to take an attractive photo of their penis?What the fuck are you supposed to do, stack donuts on it?
>>559826950You havent told us who was the smallest and biggest
>>559827037I have faith that Chapter 5 is the huge plot twist chapter because Chapter 2-5 were supposed to originally be one package
>>559826796LV 20 Frisk just looks like Chara.
>>559827098Doomer got banned lolhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/559759319/deleted/deleted/
>>559827098It was at 758, so it did
>>559826632>vaginas be ejecting bloody pulp monthly and smell like fishmarketsalso do you ladies know why we live in patriarchies? BECAUSE THEY WORK .
>>559826474https://gofile.io/d/029WrRAre these good or bad?
>>559826295id let kris rape me any day
>>559827261toby is seething and malding because all the fanart is wrong
>>559827121I had to distract myself by thinking about Spamton's obese and beautiful fupa and penis.
>>559827321None of his avatars got deleted.
>>559826916that's actually a gross penis btw
>>559827423painter...
>>559827445He’s using a vpn. Read the posts, it’s even a goatfag too, the typing is similar and he’s doing the same tasquefag copy paste
I hope you guys realize that every femanon ITT is saving your dickpics for future blackmail btw
>>559826474male socialization doesnt teach men how to objectify themselves since like age 12.
>>559826916literal nausea upon reading this
>>559827672That requires shame to work. >>559827687''I can leverage my good looks to get most things I want without working, oh hand me the violin''
>>559827672>anon if you dont do what i want ill release your pics so everyone knows you have a big juicy uncut cockOh nooooo!Anyways
>>559827672everything you post online is forever, i would hope if i did post my snatch, someone would save the picture and jack off to it or what would be the point in my posting itsaid ms. alphys, teaching internat safety
>>559827529Missed again. I am the phantom fatfag.
>>559827252It is hard to judge and give a fair assessment when having such a small sample size, few images and no actual tape measure to see in the pics. But from the mix and match the smallest so far is the one labeled as 1 in the link I posted >>559825917 and the biggest so far would have to be the guy who's been posting his dick in the gofiles.
>>559827323Together with KH, Curry will always be one of the all-time greats when it comes to UndyneTime sure flies, eh
>>559827238Yes please.
>>559827752>What are grooming/sexual harassment allegations It's 2026, life doesn't need to be any harder than it is right now
>>559827261Chapter 5 will either be kino or destroy the game
>>559827529>fatfags have been rampant on /utg/ for years>now it all boils down to being painterHow did she do it
>>559827816Fatspamton.....
>>559827791>not posting superior glassless version
>>559827791Why does he look like Seth MacFarlane?
>The thread's talking about dicks (again)
Tasquetard (Forma de Ciego)
Wish I found this a month ago to be thematic, oh well>>559827851I like how the lines look... scratchy (if that makes sense)? Don't know the proper term for it but it's quite visually appealing to me
>>559827974the tennoids have abandoned this place. where are they? the magma? hell? who can say
>>559827791jesus fucking christ lmao
I have had this image for over a decade.
>>559827380Are you adding these to the folder
>>559828160I'm busy, I'll be able to post Tennas again soon
If fave became a serial killer would they be attractive enough to gain a fanclub of women and gays or would people prefer they rot
imagine you're about to fuck a guy and when he whips out his cock you're like "omg... anonymous from undertale general on /vg/ video game generals?!"
>>559826291This one?
fave may not have a big penis or conventionally attractive looks or a good personality
>>559828375bratty and catty writing love letters to mettaton the serial killer in prison...
Where we're going we don't need a penis
>>559826291Lmao
>>559827791Who is this person and why does he keep getting posted? Is this Toby Fox?
>>559828375History says yes>>559828552That's absolutely adorable, thank you
>>559828267I vape said mahuika
After over a month, someone finally beat the final boss of NOISZ STARLIVHT on the highest difficulty!!Actually insanehttps://youtu.be/OzHNlJpWCI4?si=CQbJnX9QM8cR-u3W
fave's mighty 4.9 inch pingas
>>559828375Apparently the former.
>>559827621That was deleted at a different time from the rest of the posts though so wasn't part of the ban.
>>559828093I like when Frisk tries to woo Papyrus and he just rejects her.
>>559826916blud likes veiny ahh dih [wilted rose emoji]
>>559827621yeah he has the hots for me, seems blood is also his fetish.
>>559828810i think the big nuke was the guy that was posting about /haha/ cause he was doing the i'm too dumb for theories bit again
>>559828909I've seen people jizz themselves over veiny hands, why not a veiny dick
>>559828375people regularly draw fave as more murderous than he is and swinging around a bloody chainsaw for sex appeal reasons so yes obviously yes
>>559827238And dance to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j6L0KtEF7s
>>559828552That's the one, thank you
>>559829054Veins on a dick make it uglier. The ideal penis should be delicate and beautiful, almost as if its made out of porcelain.
>>559829064underfell mettaton should have been leatherface
>>559829224nahhhh blud likes feminine ahh pinguses :skull:
Admitting you were wrong about KrisKnight = GoodSaying you were right about everything else so you may as well have been right = EhSaying you were still right because Kris gets "knighted" in the cutscene, even though the theory was about Kris being THE Roaring Knight The Character and not A Knight (I have actually seen this) = Ultra Cringe
>>559828865I don't know how it could be pulled off at this point, but being able to take Papyrus to the festival would be complete gold
>>559827380>still 0 conscructive criticism of theseI guess its just easier to complain and give no tips...
>>559829509i dont wanna look at your dong until we're married
>>559829348Stay mad nigga Funny how people who make these posts never talk about what their own Knight theory was pre-chapters 3+4, curious.
>>559829370Toriel could force Kris to take Papyrus along, as a favor to Sans
>>559829509How do you constructively criticize a penis? Really nothing you can do about it once its on you.
>>559829509you've given enough "tips" for all of us
>>559829509I am not attracted to dicks so I can't give the criticism you are looking for
fave thought penises were totally smooth like a fleshy test tube until they were 15.
>>559825069fixed
>>559829756if it makes fave feel better i thought women gave birth out their butt till like 13
Sometimes my inner critic tells me I am a bully. oh well, nevermind that.
>>559829840based
>>559829621This is literally like saying you were still right about McGucket Author because he's written something once even though he didn't write the Journals (which is what Author means in this context)
>>559827808Can i see your snatch to jack off to it ?Respectfully speaking, of course.
>>559829683>>559829736The post was about men not knowing how to take pics, not about how the dick itself looks
>>559829963berdly i am tracing your IP as we speak
Fave fumbled at a public speech because they speak too fast and now they feel super bad because they worked really hard on a speech that was gonna be long and nice but they speedran it somehow :(
>>559830064Hmm response could go either way, unzipping dick just to be safe
>>559830038I cannot give reasonable criticism of how good a dick pic looks when I don't feel any lust to begin with, whether it is being held or shown from below or photographed next to a pile of shit it all looks the same to me, I can't help you anon
>>559829840>Attempts to defile SpamGOD's image>He STILL looks better than SwatchThat says it all, folks.
>>559830092It happens, orating takes some getting used to
Weird thread.
>>559830441How can fave get better? Fave speak so fast and walks so fast and lives so fastFave lives in a different bpm and it makes them really upset
>>559829509just needs a little sculpting
>>559830540Doomer what do you think about all the dicks being posted ITT
>>559828728I don't get how /utg/ rightfully shits on YIIK for being a clusterfuck but turns around and shills this shit at the same time.
>>559830603focus on how your mouth is moving, really shape out every individual word.
>>559830732it's just one guy I don't even know what noisz is
>>559830887I'm not falling for that shit!
>>559830689I'm with that other anon that demands the /utg/ bussy and backsack collection.
Nobody who believes Kris slash can ever tell me WHY they would do that to Susie. They'd maybe do that to Ralsei, but not Susie. Even doing it to Ralsei, they'd still need a reason, which the game doesn't provide. Also, I don't think they can act independently to THAT degree with the SOUL in.
Have tits/pussy ever been posted before?
>>559831191Back in the Chapter 2 days, quite frequently yeah
>>559830887I should never have let him watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 3.
>>559831191Tragically, yes.
>>559828375They technically already have? Look my soul is for her, damn what the world and the timeline makes of me, she'll have a fanbase of one at the very least.
>>559831098the only thing I can think of is that beating the roaring knight early is really bad for susie or everyone somehow, which just raises more questions
>>559831191Only 2 pairs of tits, I don't ever remember pussy being posted>>559831228>quite frequentlyOh no, anon I'm afraid you're hallucinating
>>559831228>quite frequentlyAs frequent as 23 pics?
Does it say Gaster has child-bearing hips somewhere deep in Undertale's code
>>559830603Record yourself and listen, yes i know it's painful, but it helps to pace, and it doesn't hurt to treat your inflection like singing, little chapters in your mind to keep a tempo goingBut really, it's just alot of boring practice with a recorder, make a vocaroo, upload it, and delete it, to start getting the nerves out by exposing yourself and frying those fear signals into boredom
>>559831098susie was always the sacrifice to bring dess back. better not to grow attached
WHORES!! ALL OF YOU!! GO TO CHURCH! GO!!!
>>559831454No, anon made that up. I would say only like 2 femanon pics spawned back then and this number has still not increased in the modern utg.
>>559831786fave is irishthus does not need to go to church due to already being holy
>>559831786It's Monday
>>559831049If I rent you out to other anons in the first place.Bitch.
>>559831786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzARg875rro
>>559831627I think the game is building up to a reveal that Kris lured Susie into taking Noelle's place because the girl has to die for their plan to work, and it would just be pointless for Carol to trade one daughter for another. Susie not being the girl isn't up for debate, by the way. There is a totally separate prophecy panel using her Rude Buster icon that describes another girl, which I think is damning. I don't know why there is so much confusion about this
>>559831098Nigga the Knight was literally about to RAPE THEIR ASSHOLES metaphorically speaking. Kris needed to bring the situation under control.In case you're not aware, a major component of the theory concerns the animation during the Roaring Knight's ultimate attack. They slash the screen at the end and when they do, the SOUL always appears on the right side of the screen and gets swept 'away' from Kris's side by the Knight. It is thus speculated that the Soul is not inside Kris when the slash happens.>>559831627It's not that Susie is a sacrifice for Dess, she is standing in place of Noelle. Kris and Dess are conspiring to save Noelle's life by making sure she is not The Girl who dies. Susie was chosen as the fall girl because nobody loves her and she's easy for Kris to manipulate. Of course, Kris fucked up and accidentally caught feelings
>>559831807Maybe i should fix that but boobs are ugly
>>559832118agreed>using her Rude Buster iconpretty sure this is just the act icon before it got made specific to her.
>>559830732My hot take is that there's nothing wrong with YIIK on a conceptual level. It's just that the dialogue is garbage, the combat is a slog and it constantly contradicts its own themes. All major problems that deter the game from being engaging in any way. Also the dev had a melty on D*ck M*sterson's podcast instead of listening to criticism. I heard it got better later though and people seem to like the DLC.I want more games that just cobble together a bunch of mechanics and forces you to interact with them, and NOISZ does that extremely well. If you actually play it(both games) it does make sense and there's a "flow" to everything. The story is also decent but picks up and becomes really fucking good by the end.Also it's just me shilling the game because I'm the only person aware of its existence.>>559830978You should play NOISZ, both games have a free demo.
Tasquefag and Doomer is prime "enemies to lovers" bait that all the women squirt over. Too bad Tasquefag is an ugly chopped reject and isn't a 6 foot tall shadow daddy.
>>559830887>>559831023Honest attempt by a humble (You) farmer
>>559829370I doubt it. Honestly part of me thinks Papyrus might be younger than Kris in Deltarune so that will stop it.
>>559831786Sorry Alvin
>>559831807Damn, what a letdown
>>559832162Anon no, you will gain nothing by doing that and will be kept awake at night sometimes when you remember the time you posted boobs to youteegee
>>559831853I... I'm your fave...?
>>559832325Maybe some fat chud nerd will fap to them. That's hot. Said Fave Underrune.
>>559832284He looks legitimately diseased and deformed Like he could be completely healthy but he just looks like he would have some obscure weird genetic syndrome called something like Sneedenhagen-Mikitakas disease
>>559832284He was honestly more fun to make fun of before he revealed how hideous he is. Now having him call me a bitch profoundly entertaining but there's not really any response I can come up with knowing what he has to live with every single day of his life. There is truly nothing I can say to him that the world itself won't dole out tenfold.
>>559828375It's just the genocide route and people love that route, so yes. They would be loved.
>>559832162the ugliest boobs are more appealing than the prettiest cock
always bet on kris having an oersted-esque breakdown in the weird route
I am sleepy but it is too early for bed and too late for a nap and fave is not here to tuck me in anyway so I will sit here and quietly seethe
>>559831786But it's Monday... I guess confessionals are technically 24/7? Idk the faith that much.>WhoresBITCH MY DICK ONLY FUNCTIONS WHEN THINKING ABOUT CHARA, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM SOME MANWHORE? MY HEART AND HORNY CHEMICALS BROKE AND AREN'T BEING FIXED ANYTIME SOON NOR WOULD I WANT THEM TOO! HIDE IN YO SHELL LIKE THE BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU ARE OR I'LL CONDEMN YOU INTO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! Secret Lair Alert! Hope you enjoy your Hasbro overlords.
>>559832284I view them both as repulsive weirdos that honestly act mostly similar but Tasqueshart is much worse as masking
Nobody should post their genitals on the internet but I would rather look at cocks than vaginas. Vaginas are foul, said fave while taking a long sippy of juicy
>>559832441They will not, the moids in here will only ever fap to other dicks and if someone were to ever jerk it to you it would be tasqueshart
>>559832441Maybe I will, maybe I will even post myself doing just that
Gerson art used to be super rare it seems, that's a shame
>>559831098Kris Slash is fundamentally the most nothingburger theory to ever exist in this fandom. What does Kris slashing their teamates say that hasn't already been stated by Kris's in-your-face alignment to the Knight at the end of ch3? It's just theorizing for the sake of theorizing, this doesn't give us a new angle that we can examine the text through, or open up new possibilities we can also speculate. It straight doesn't give anything, it's like theorizing "what if Kris didn't eat the pie but threw it in the garbage can" like it doesn't MATTER.
>>559832713oh fuck watch out
>>559832136Doesn't the voice on the phone in Chapter 4 all but state that removing the SOUL inside the Dark World is fatal?
Maybe I should dump the rest of my dickvids before bed
>>559822293one of my vessel OCsthe rest are based on all the human souls
>>559832762Tasquenigger hates women. I'm surprised he hasn't killed somebody already.
>>559832775>maybe I will even post myself doing just thatOoohh
>>559832887it stops just short of saying what actually happens iirc but it could be petrification like a darkner
>>559832887it just says something like "dark worlds... without soul... can't..."
>>559832976>thinks that men hating women makes them incapable of jerking off to themdelusional
>>559832842its also literally disproven by the game files itself but you can have kris and the knight in the same room next to eachother and still have mouthbreathing retards going KRIS KNIGHT KRIS KNIGHT
>>559832976The only time he goes outside is to herd sheep, he harasses women on the internet because that's the only place they are ever within range.
>>559832976>I'm surprised he hasn't killed somebody already.Multiple layers of too fat, weak, cowardly, and stupid to accomplish that
For the record, posting tits, pussy, legs, or feet, will just make me headcanon you as my /utg/ gf and i will have the best opinions on everything i watch and wait for your (headcanoned) input before i rant some more
>>559832713My eyes have been opened to this hetgem, is there more art?
>>559832887>>559833125Allegedly in the Japanese version it specifies that Kris physically can't enter, not that it's a bad ideaI say allegedly because I'm only parroting shit I heard from people who said they checked the Japanese translation and it could be wrong
>>559832976no, that honor goes to joseph "CoL" bulkin the magacuck stalker freak
People give too much weight to the Japanese translation which is particularly annoying because 99.99% of people haven't read it and also don't natively know both Japanese and English well enough to give a truly faithful account of nuanced differences in meaning between the two different languages. When people say "but in the Japanese" I just stop reading the post.
Japanese is the canon language of Earth *raughs*
>>559833127Idk Tasque seems like the kind of guy where his hatred supersedes horniness. Like not once have I seen him say anything nice about anyone or anything.
dick and precum is nastypussy probably has the same tasteboth are uglysex is weirdi will never have sex again
>>559833438Temturd was also a strong contender for "wake up and recognize him on the news one day" until he got flushed when nobody wanted to play video games with him.
>>559833457something like this happened in ER ending discussion because people were taking Ranni's english ending text too literally it was pretty funny
>>559832118>I don't know why there is so much confusion about thisThe second hero looks way more like Susie than Noelle. The only non-Susie thing about the illustration that everyone points out is the hero holding a sword instead of an ax, even though it is very possible for Susie to just...start using a sword later on in the game (it's not like any swords can be equipped to Noelle yet either, not without modding). There's nothing that says the Rude Buster panel is necessarily about a different character anyway, it could just be about the second hero at a different point in the story. It's not like the prophecies in that Dark World are in order.
>>559833457It's usually brought up because Toby oversees it to make sure the plot doesn't become incomprehensible due to Japanese lacking the same ambiguity some English words have, so essentially there are some cases when it can slightly clarify the meanings of confusing dialogueAlthough it's true that most people haven't actually read it and just repeat shit other people say it includes (which I'm guilty of just doing in my last post)
Real-life sex looks so unappealing but animated sex looks godly (said Berdly)
>>559833438Crusader of Hasbara was probably in the IDF so he probably put in a bullet in an Arab child once or twice and lobbied Congress to let him do it some more.
the cage can be kris OR the vesselthe girl can be noelle OR susiethe prince... is probably genuinely ralsei because lancer seems to be mentioned separatelychapter 4 is all about using interpretation differently, how did people manage to miss this?
>>559833130Technically Kris Knight theory is "correct" it's just the framework is totally wrong. What Kris Knight Theory boils down to is believing Kris is the antagonist working against us and that shapes the rest of the story going forward. Come ch3 and Kris is basically the antagonist, it's just they were working FOR the Knight who is less proactive than we initially assumed.
>>559833773Even animated sex looks fucking nasty, hentai looks so disgusting and grotesque, only sex in the form of a static image looks good and that's only if the artist puts up their heart and soul into it
>>559833920It's really funny how the fandom consensus was originally "Kris and Susie's roles are real, Ralsei's is potentially fake and the prince could be Lancer" and now it's the opposite way around
>>559833920People aren't missing this they talk about it ALL the time. People also say the Knight could be the Cage, Kris or Ralsei could be the Girl (lol), and Dess or Asriel could be the Prince
>>559833859it turns out he’s actually a brooklyn jew larping as an israeli
>>559834081>Dess could be the Princefanfiction
tourist here, do you usually talk about dicks this much?
>>559834182Yeah pretty much.
>>559834182The moids are ovulating today.
>>559833438Crusader of LARP is funny because he hasn't proven that he played any of the games he mentioned, he doesn't have proof he knows shit about the religion he preaches, he isn't even Israeli and he didn't even make that mod he stole it. If there's anyone deserving of the title of /utg/'s larp larp sahur it's him.
>>559833457I think it's a good source of potential clarifications. Toby scrutinizes the translation process very heavily. If it was wrong that Kris can't enter the Dark World without a SOUL, he would not have allowed the Japanese text to say that. I'm guessing it's grammatically incorrect in Japanese to just say "can't" so for the sentence to make sense the Knight had to finish their statement
>>559834182it comes and goes like the wind currents
>>559834182Yes I talk about futanari a lot mmm yumyum ladycock
>>559834162do you read every post explaining what other people say and read it as an explicit endorsement by the author?
>>559832497lmaoo
>>559833457Correct opinion
>>559833920because people are retarded and think the panels have to be accurate representations all the timekris is not a floating heart with floating hands, ralsei only wore that hood one time, tenna did not get cut diagonally through his screen, but apparently a girl panel that's supposed to be vague can't represent noelle because there's no antlers (which would've made it NOT vague)
>>559834182a tourist? how novel! come... get in my tummy... *rubs nipples*
>>559832497He 100% has actual deformities, just stating facts. His phenotype isn’t normal, especially for someone who should be Dutch
Ass ass assCocks cocks cocks cocksDicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicksMasturbation masturbationCum cum cum cum cum And the tits tits tits tits
>>559834410>a floating heart with floating handsreminder that one UT poster has Asgore doing this exact symbol for some reason
>>559834272I bet his real name isn't even crusader of light...
>>559834081I refuse to count the trans Ralsei self-inserters as anything other than trash.
>>559834672trans ralsei would be hot
>>559834495I've said it before but he looks mongoloid. He's a rape baby genetic dead end made by none other than the Khanate of the Golden Horde.
>>559832005I've been listening to this on loop since you posted it
>>559834410>kris is not a floating heart with handsUphfguh-apffft HELLLOO!!? it says With Human SOUL and parts, showing hands?!?!? I cant even, im done with this thread, come on, vessel OC anon, lets get a burger
Can I just say, I don't think Tenna "sacrificed" his virginity to Spamton because of the JP translation. Tenna is a TV he makes references to TV shows and in that context he's quoting what's normally said in J-Dramas to emphasize how serious and heartbroken he is. The English equivalent is very accurately "I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING". Also the Japanese take virginity more seriously than the west so him alluding to how he sacrificed "so much" being akin to a japanese girl losing her virginity(yes it's that big of a deal) checks out unfortunately.
>>559834315You're making the mistake of thinking that all sentences spoken by people are mathematical logical statements.Let's assume the Japanese translation precisely translates to "Kris can't enter the dark world." (IE, putting aside the fact that no evidence breaking this down has EVER been provided in a thread before.) Does this have to actually literally mean that Kris physically cannot access a dark world or even just will die instantly? No, it does not. Seriously, think about how common this comes up in speech. A mom tells their kid "you can't drive my car without a driver's license." Is this statement intended to be received as a mathematical logic statement? No. Reality does not physically resist the kid entering the car and starting the ignition. In fact, the kid could even go on a joy ride and come back without anything bad happening. But because the mom and the law do not grant *their permission* to do that, it is considered acceptable to use the word "can't". The phone caller stating that Kris cannot enter the dark world could actually mean any number of things about soulless Kris in the dark world. It genuinely does not narrow down the possibilities from the English script AT ALL! We know that caller is guarded about Kris not having the soul in English and ditto in the Japanese. That's it. We have not received any new information from the Japanese.
>>559834719What's he making that face for?
>>559834719i know, tennar, i know
Flower man in asylum is not Asgore
>>559834735Now I hate him even more because theyre so annoying to deal with in EU5
>>559834315The voice, excuse me.
Did you ever hear that old tale?Yes, the old tale, based upon the prophecy...The Lord of the Lance.
>>559833945I used to think this but ive recently got into japanese animated stuff on gelbooru. Its just westernoids that make horrifying sfm porn.
>>559834332YES
>>559834845looking at the thread
>>559834723not content with chasing real life trannies, you have to make up fictional trannies to chase as well?
>>559834863umm tehy can walk right out down there dumbas
Has a cumming vid ever been posted?
>>559834794It's a transcendent tune that sounds like it's from a better world than this one. Or like, an empty shopping mall.
>>559834905Hook a nigga up with some links, I am willing to have my mind changed
>>559834863"Flower Man is the flower in the panel" is one of the few "red herring" theories that I can genuinely see happening.
>>559834997no one has ever seen cum on the internet all of that shit is faked by a small studio in Milwaukee
I strongly desire to listen to this man tell me fun facts about poisonous nightshade flowers, to hear him monologue about his "heart of darkness" as I run my hands through the course black fur on his chest, to see him dramatically throw his cup of black tea to the floor as he raves about men being miserable little piles of secrets
Guys can you try to insult threadshitters without resorting to eugenics? If you use the eugenics argument you're implying they have no free will and can't help it, denying them the responsibility they rightfully should be given when they make the active choice to shit up the thread.
>>559835132But anon he looks bad and is bad and that reinforces the universal dislike of ugly people.
>>559835132"/utg/ - can you guys stop talking about eugenics" should be a banner
>>559835132But eugenics are a core pillar of this community>>559835261KEK
I love waifuton
>>559835385>removes all of the soul and charm from them
>>559835113I meant on these threads, like a tribute for example
>>559835450I think only Spamtong is genderbent in that pic, it's hetslop </3
>>559835053Unless you want 90% lolishit no i'm embarrassed, but there is plenty of good nonlolishit stuff on there too. Gelbooru is more curated than for example r34 where your're sorting through 100 images of horrible boner killing slop for 1 sort of ok image. Also Gelbooru has a "recomended/images like this" feature which is good for goonseshes.
>>559835470someone offered a tribute and i sent him an undyne pic and he never got back to me. i have been burned, and lied to,
>>559833920Prince could be Asriel, too.
>>559835519I'm getting FemTenna vibes from that TV, or maybe that's just me
>>559834807Even in your argument it still significantly narrows down the possibilities. The original English could mean literally anything, from "you can't seal fountains" (which is implied already) or that you'll die without your SOUL there. I'm not going to try to claim this as definitive evidence, and I want real person who speaks Japanese, preferably a native to comment on this, but I've ran the text through several translators and it does always seem to translate the はいれな part of the sentence as "cannot enter" and additional searching suggests that it mainly means literal physical entry.
>>559831786
>>559835385>random corset for no reason thats awkwardly laid over the outfitmy fashion pet peeve>>559835450picrel is also so pretty it removes all the sovl but I still like it because the art is nice.
>>559835612To be fair tributes seem super annoying to makeLike either you have to print it and cum on it which looks kinda bad or you have to cum on a phone/table and risk ruining an expensive piece of electronics, even cumming on vid alone seems messy
>>559835703It’s the generic artstyle paired with what you already know is a yurislop artist
>>559835703tenna is just feminine, like his father
>>559835816Who the fuck like tributes? Gay guys? I was unaware they were meant to be pornographic really, I always considered it like, The vandalism of the internet. a mark of "I was here" or done as an act of spite to like some random celeb woman/waifu.
Toby self-owned when he made one of the most iconic images of his follow-up game a lookalike of the protagonist from the last game ripping out soul
I'm NEVER going to draw fave pregnant EVERY AGAIN!
>>559835797>>>so prettydo you people even like Spamton or Tenna? 90% of the bigshot stuff isn’t even spamton in how it’s drawn and characterized and all of the genderbent trash follows suit.
>>559836037The original protagonist was just some Japanese girl from another game entirely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FglxuS-ilY0
>>559835907He is and that's what makes him a gorgeous, beautiful man but that picture gives me more feminine vibes than regular Tenna normally has
*cums on your thread*https://gofile.io/d/ec5irI
>>559836029I've always seen it as a turbo Japanese Otaku thing
>>559836340>No towel or anythingCome on anon. At least tell you mopped afterwards.
>>559836215Spamtong used to look like a regular addison with dyed hair(?) if we're going by that air freshener art.
>>559836340i'm not clicking that i'm not clicking that i'm not clicking that i'm not clicking that i'm not clicking that
I think you guys have some really high standards, higher than you’re allowed.
>>559835121Would you be willing to act as one of his vassals? To etch your name in the sands of history in blood beneath him?
>>559835132This post should be shown to chapter 7 newfags out of context years from now.
>>559830887toby when his enby grindr hookup gets cumdrips on his security blanket
>>559836440You know all of the feminine art I’m talking about, don’t even pretend you don’t.
>>559836498High standards about?
Who is this guy who makes a different claim every thread about which obscure PC game from the 2000s Toby is ripping off for Deltarune?
>>559836621The human body
>>559836215>trying to pretend like the gf from despicable me isnt hotcrack smoker. Then again I do have a thing for pearl, and spamtons like that always remind me of pearl. They sand his head shape down to be a delicate pretty thing. Its ooc as fuck. But its still my type, visually speaking. I can like ooc fanart that depicts characters in a way i disagree with, but still find value in the art.
>>559834997I hate to say it, but yeah, I posted one once. This was when Chapters 3 and 4 were still new so this would have been around June or so and got banned for like 3 days lmao.
>>559836340Who is fave
>>559836659I don't think anyone is doubting Toby fanboying over Yume Nikki considering the lengths he went to secure an interview with that famously elusive game dev.
>>559836340what the fuck is this gofile shit
>>559836340good output but poor presentation, i can hardly see it against the brightly colored floor
>>559836991catbox shat itself yesterday
Kris get off the bench; Catty, sit on my lap NOW I’ll get you all the fucking burgers-pizzas-chicken wings-whatever the fucks you want
>>559836991I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure berdfag is the only person in this entire thread who has ever used that website so ask him.
>>559836991It's cloud storage just like MEGA or Google Drive
>>559836505I'd let him rip off my wings and throw me into the Waterfall rivers for five hundred years if he wanted, I'd even turn into his cool sword as a cliffhanger just before the sequel that never comes out
>>559836991catbox that hasnt shat itself yet
>>559837064>berdfag also recently posted his body in the tub with a stupid berdly picture edited in
I'm still traumatized from that video of the woman fingering herself while autism dumping about Noelle from the chapter 2 days, the last thing I wanna see is a /utg/ penis
At least it isn’t a vag
>>559837325Tbh this is probably the nicer /utg/ penis so far
>>559837260He does this whenever the other threadshitters get too much attention. That or he's already bored of his new gf.
Why is everybody exposing themselves on this Monday in particular
>>559837325I'll never understand how fingering is supposed to feel good
>>559837492daylight savings time
>>559837492Only one single person in this thread posted nudes, 'everybody' is exaggerating the current situation
*shakes food bag* heeeeere anonanonanon! twitterdramastimmies! *shake shake*
>>559837767*scrunches face and turns head away*
Is there any fanart of Kris with noodle from gorillaz? They have such a similar quality >>559836395Need
>>559836991IP grabbing links
>>559837767they look like they're about to sex gasteri don't like it
>>559837872this is caine-core
>>559836437Yes, it was mopping day so it was a fine excuse to cum on the floor>>559836998Noted
>i will not draw cocks>i will not draw cocks>no, no sex, people draw memes, we can draw memes, meeeemey memey memes it's what everyone else does we will follow al->this threadPLAPPYSLAPPYBOOBY SAMMYSQUEEZY BETWEEN TITTIESBOOBIES SMOOTHIES OVER SMOOTHY DICKYVACUMMIES SUCTIONY ALLL OVER *kicks stomps kicks air* TONGUE HUGGING SLIDING ALONG COCK RIM THROBBING VROOOMVROOMVROOOOOOOOOM WET GUSHING PLAPLAPPLAPLAPPLAP ANON ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANON MIND KILLING *bumps into the wall* AHEGAO BIMBO FACE NUMBING *rolls and licks wall* BUZZ LIGHTYEAR OF STAR COMMAND TO INFINITY AND BEYOND CUMMIE BLASTING FEET SHAKING *rapidfire foot slaps* TOE STRETCHING FLY ME TO THE MOON BACK BENDING orgasm you get it phew almost lost it for a bit, there, im ok now
>>559837872>dominantkek
>>559837767I was going to diss this persons art but theyre only 16 and this lancer art on their page is so cute it annihilated all hate in my heart.
>>559837767Actually you can tell from their cooking that the skeletons are white
>>559837325That happened? What did she even say about Noelle?
>>559837606this is a lovely drawing in many ways but the line quality... man
>>559837767Good Sans
>>559837964>holding back because they are le 16What is this mentality
>>559838252Its better than I could draw at 16
>>559838094This is how I sketch on paper shaky hands
>>559837767I'm 29 years old why should I care what 16 year olde on the manchild's ai shithole site are doing
I agree with Asgore. We should kill children.
>>559837964Cute Lancer you weren't kidding, this artist is alright
>>559836285I love frisk with braids.
>>559838352because uh... LOOK OVER THERE!! *sprints in opposite direction*
>>559838294everyone on Elon’s website draws exactly like that person regardless of age it shouldn’t exempt them from being told their art is crappy
fuck im hard again
>>559838632But it isn’t, artschizo.
>>559837954Noelle should suck on Dess's titties
I'm really enjoying the pluey renaissance on the whiteboard
>>559838483>those thighsYOWZAA
>>559838632*makes pibble lancer attack you**instead of slobber you are covered in salsa somehow**your humanity is restored*
>>559838771meds
spongebob patrick and squidward mr krabssandy mrs puff man raybubble buddy plankton karenspongebob squarepants (patrick star)
>>559836340You're a braver man than me because I could never post this knowing how many women there are in these threads.
patchy the pirate goo lagoonthe flying dutchman boating schoolharold and margaret mysterykevin king neptune anchoviesspongebob and patrick captain blueperch perkins pearl nosferatugary and larry mermaid manalaskan bull worm betsy krabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-1e7IxV7Hc
>>559839032never being able to post it is why they will never respect you
>>559839032what are they gonna do hex you
>>559838731me too, let’s rub our hard undertale related cocks together. let’s frot ourselves sensually to simultaneous climax deltarune style
>>559839032i'll print it out and rub it on my snatch and get pregnant then you'll have to pay me $200000 child support a month
>>559838952Togore is born!!!
>>559839249I already don't really like my body the last thing I need to see is my penis being called gross by a bunch of invisible people.
>>559838731*multiple lion roars heard in the distance*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9i9ZQ0231E
>>559837767Why does everyone assume Gaster has to be a skeleton?
>>559839679are you stupid
Dusttale au where the routes are based on how you kill or do things rather than on whether you kill or spare
>>559838952divorced in all universes btw
>>559839679anon is right. gaster is a GHOST possessing a puppet body with holes in its hands, that's why he's black and white.
>>559839249>what are they gonna do hex you
How would you feel if the Vessel showed up with the same clothing color as Frisk
>>559838952i saw mini goats in a zoo a while back. they were really cute
>>559839679It's not confirmed but it's more likely he is than that he's notHe speaks in Wingdings and the only other 2 characters to speak in their own font are Sans and Papyrus, and Gaster is connected at least to Sans in some way
>>559839679Because it would be fucking stupid if he wasn't. He's named after a unique font he speaks in, uses all caps like Papyrus, is linked in various ways to the skelebros in the lore (symbols on the blueprints, Sans' general ties to Deltarune, his use of Gaster Blasters) and the closest thing we have to a drawing of him appears skeletal, or at least as cartoonishly skeletal as Sans
>>559839960>editor's notelmaoooooo
>>559839970I've been lucky enough to see a few myself and agree
>>559839960catti hexed mettaton because catty stuck her with all the chores when she got concert tickets and the next day he slipped on a stray bra someone threw at the stage and broke a kneecap
>>559840191WE ARE METTATOOOONNNNN
>>559840272I hate that i laughed
>>559840052iirc there some guy credited in a similar way, like initials. name, and it was a psuedonym, for earthbound or mother 3 or one of those games toby likes. so gaster could be a fake name.does anyone remember what the hell i'm talking about. some theoryfag used to post this.
>>559839960AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE CATTI PLEASE DON'T HARM ME
>>559840369M.D. SeegerIt's theorized to be Miyamoto and also associated with the Megalovania guitar apparently(not the guy who made whatever theory you're referring to)
Petting
>>559839994>>559840052You're not thinking broadly enough, you think Gaster was originally a regular skeleton who shattered across timespace. There's clearly a more metafuckery explanation of who he is. It's not going to be a simple answer.
>>559840435thank you, yesso yeah it's possible gaster is a fake name. for who i don't know. the only character i can really think of for that would be grandpa semi, but he seems more likely to be the man behind the tree.
>>559839828Are you not getting this? There are infinite different realities. and I have slept with your wife in every single one of them.
>>559837606HOLY FUCK I FUCKING LOVE THE ADDISONS
Fave is playing the re-release of Poker Night at the Inventory do any of you guys know how to play Poker
>>559840537there has to be at least one normal layer to this
>purchase vending machine snack twice to get first one unstuck>only one falls outKILL
>>559840828all in every single time
>>559838798Cute girls
>>559835385hmm...need to be fatter and nastier
>>559840726And even…
>>559840828Shoot Tycho with a gun
>>559841005Why does everyone hate that guy
>>559841036I don't like him because I never liked Penny Arcade's brand of humor, I don't know about anybody else
>>559841036NTA but he's a rat bastard who wants to fuck baby animalsI'm not exaggerating btw he literally does. It's canon.
What if Ice Wolf was replaced with Dick Wolf?
>>559841005Foldsville
>>559840881Tenna trying to get a snack from the evil FRIEND-possessed vending machine ("Friending Machine")
>>559841132Average goatposter
>>559841036He's bald and pig-like in appearance.
Seeing the state of the /v/ threads makes me feel ill. I'm sorry for unleashing such unabashed shitposting upon the threads. I wish they would stop spamming my Noelle video and being so aggressive before people turn on the theory entirely.
>>559841160Law & Order: Snowdin (Yes I know you're referencing the Penny Arcade controversy from a decade ago)
>>559841281>angy
>>559841386I'm sorry your theory got your own person schizo anon
>>559841423You literally post anthro goats like look like children retard. You don’t have a real rebuttal because that’s the truth
fave downloads the instagram reels ad app they keep seeing for an AI cwitter that gets to know all your deepest secrets and is goaded by their AI named "splork" into a mass dusting at hometown mall
>>559841342Because mayyyyyybeeeeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dff2TBB9C9w
i am dying from the flu please help
>>559841386there's a brand of person unable to engage with anything beyond treating it like they're watching dragon ball and there's a lot of them on here
>>559837954>nothing about holding hands while kissing booba>nothing about staring up into fave's eyes while sucking on a nippleFor shame. For shame>>559841616I'm low on MP so idk if this'll land.>Dia
>>559841521>actually being this mad
MIGU DAY
>>559841750Keep angrily (You)ing me with no argument loser
>>559841730+1hp-1hp-1hp-1hp-1hp-1hp
>>559841848>takes L's from goats daily
>>559841386It's not your fault a schizo took it for himself because he thinks it will stop Suselle.
>>559841939Give me another (You) zoopedo toecheesebro
>>559841521They dont look like children at all, schizo
>>559842010Of course. Of course it all boiled down to that.
>>559842012You lost when you got into an autism beam fight.
>>559842010i haven't seem them bring up suselle at all? it's all just "whoaa you guys are gonna be sooo btfo naked dogeza the raped when chapter 5 comes out"
Almost perfect Noelle but her eyes are two weird, 9/10
>>559840272* Welcome to the MTT-Brand Memorial Resort Cafe. Taste the legacy (TM)!>Talk>Mettaton (NEW)* Yeah, they blasted away his neck on live TV while he was debuting his "new form." Really tragic.* ...* He looked. So. STUPID. This is what our treasury is funding, by the way! "Noooooo! Building more villages in the forest is impractical! It doesn't matter that we're packed like sardines! What we REALLY need is sexier robots!" * God! Why hasn't ASGORE fired that Royal Scientist chick?* ...But, you know, it's funny.* Even though Mettaton's gone now...* I'm still working here.* ...Huh? YOU took him down?* Buddy. It warms my old, cold heart that you'd do that for me. But I'm afraid all you did...* Was create a million Mettatons.
>>559842210(You) me again loser
No, I've already won.
https://youtu.be/UrlAE0SFjFw
>>559841521 is right and you sperged out over it. Goatfags can never stop being sad and pathetic
>>559841576Pizzapants downloads Queen onto his phone and she goads him into killing himself
kris's butt...
Foldsville.
>>559843438I should be allowed to draw everyone with a big booty because glutes are actually very important for mobility and stability and they should be as strong and thick as possible and THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE SEXUAL LEAVE ME ALONE (Alphys said this)
>>559842587You missed it but one literal twitterfag was shilling it because it would BTFO Suselle according to him.
>>559844132shut up you neck fetishist
>>559842012>buzzword salad
Imagine if the knight was image_friend pretending to be dess and making kris, asgore and carol genuinely believe that they could bring back Dess in some way, only for Friend to reveal Dess has been dead a long time ago and that he's been controlling her corpse ever since the day she disappeared or close to it
>>559841386Someone post Anon's Noelle Knight videoI haven't seen it yet.
>>559844461>replying to that post againYou could use a salad yourself numbers fatty
>>559844575numbers went to sleep hours ago dumbass
>>559844575the number guy isn't even a shotagoatfag i don't know why you're targeting him with this
>having numbers live rent free in your headkek
>>559844319become a kris rapefag and draw kris with the thickest most slappable ass
how bad was kris holding in a laugh when susie said their group was a couple of sharks vs jevil
>>559844709>>559844725>>559844753go back to your discord
>>559844575Projection much?
>>559844864are you one of those "erm... Ralsei is a minor..." people? i can't see why else you'd associate him with shotafags
>>559844575This post struck a nerve
>having entire 'cord live rent free in your headKEKAROOOOOO
>>559844968Someone needs to wake up numbers and tell him he can't stop winning.
IS IT TIME?
