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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>559858584I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
Completely innocent snuggles.
Feeling sad rn
>>559859212What would cheer you up, buddy?
>>559859212POWER THROUGH THE SADNESSSHOW THOSE FEELINGS WHO'S BOSS
>>559859289Not being alone. >>559859473Ok Spamtong
What if Fave was a coworker of yours and you told Fave that the character Super Mario was actually based on the exploits of a real person from 50 years ago and they actually believed you?
>>559859683>Not being alone.Damn, can't do much about that.
The Deltarune Movie where Flowey is voiced by Donald Glover
>>559860542Goddammit you all know what the fuck I meant
i love my boy ralsei
Apparently the Russian green Gaster theory is actually good or at least has parts to it that make way too much sense, but I don't want to waste 2 hours of my life reading a subtitled video essay in case it's retarded bullshit. Can anyone who's seen the video explain it to me?
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>559860886Cuuuuuuuute
I'm going to write out my monster soul / multiple Knights theory to reference back to in the future:>Dess is deceased and is currently a darkner within the bunker like Gerson>Souls behave weirdly when separated from their hosts in dark worlds which is why Kris never removes us throughout Snowgrave or at all while we're inside>Monster souls are twisted into creatures similar to the Roaring Knight we know>As of right now both Carol and Rudy have been Knights and the later is being physically weakened from doing it way more>Knights are lightners and thus can open fountains, but their souls can shapechange as we see in Chapter 3 (lightners keep their forms in dark worlds)>The RK we see capturing Toriel during Chapter 3's goal was to forcibly remove her soul, but settled for Undyne when she arrived>Carol/Rudy's plan is to cause the Roaring and temporarily merge worlds, where she'll be moved and "revived" during the intersection (whether this would actually work they don't know)>They are gathering souls (and thus Knights) to fight off Titans spawning as the worlds are merged>Asgore's soul will be taken in Chapter 5 to display that it's possible just like Gerson existed to explain how Dess will work>Kris had some hand in Dess' death and blames themselves, they promised to do whatever it takes to bring her back>Asgore entered a dark world at some point and saw Dess, an attempt on his soul was made but he managed fight them off and escape (this is where he got his Black Shard)>Afterwards he was gaslit by Rudy/Carol into thinking it never happened but refused to drop it, thus was removed from his position as police chief so he couldn't investigate with jurisdiction (or get into the shelter anymore)>(You) were intercepted before reaching the vessel to reign in your autonomy and make sure you'd be there to close the fountains after the roaring plan happens, Carol guilt trips Kris specifically into be your handlerI believe at least some of this will be proven right
>>559859683Im feeling the lonelies, tooWhatcha been up to?
>>559861369The SOUL going inside of Kris is part of Gaster's experiment though
>>559859005Know the desire, know it all too well...Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
I still think there will be a prologue chapter where we accidentally fuck shit up
>>559862184If we assume the first voice in the intro is supposed to be Gaster then clearly the intent was to have the vessel we made be ours, but then we're suddenly waylaid by a second voice (presumably Carol) who redirects us into Kris and makes a point to say our choices don't matter. Even if our altered course was an unexpected development to him, it could still be worked into his experiment
>>559863665Gaster is able to reset the timeline when things go wrong. For instance, if you enter his name anywhere. Also, if you enter Kris, he says you are about to meet someone wonderful.
>>559862682Chapter 0 where the normal route is a long playable flashback to Dess going missing, but in the weird route we take over and start changing things and fucking with Kris's memories for maximum mindrape
>>559864358I actually think that's what the Dess room in Sword Route is implying.
>>559864268He says the same if you enter "Susie" or "Noelle", plus being able to reset if something goes wrong means he'd be fine with the soul getting hijacked from your created vessel if it meant an interesting outcome
Since the monsters are gonna outlive kris, How would their class and parents react the day kris passes away from old age?
>>559865702Mama mia!
Waiting for this game to be complete feels like being in an abusive relationship you can't leave.
goober
>>559866880I've been in one of those
>>559867582Pour ice water on him.
>>559868138i can't, he drank it all
slow thread
>>559870121Yeah...
>>559870225>snowgravy hours
>>559867582HIM
Oi *slaps face* wake up I still need you *injects you with bull adrenaline mixed with jet fuel*
>>559871718But I just had yummy breakfast with a giant cup of coffee
>>559871674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-H-0p5RKc8
>>559871850I'm a goat, hear me BAAA
f this thread im going back to sleep *points up 2 midddle fingers*
I played through Deltarune again and I still haven't seen that fuckass Fave characterIs it like an ARG FriendGasterDessMan thing? Is Fave green and inbetween? Who the FUCK is this person?
>>559872961You have to play Undertale too to understand Fave
Tenna sex
the flu has gotten worsei am perishing and dying
>>559874565sorry anon but you have airborne aids thanks to mayor carol funding gain-of-function virus research in Gueinese hospitals
>>559874565I hope you feel better soon anon
GET EM OUTTA HERE!!!! HES GOT AIDSSS!!!!!
dead thread new chapters never suicide soon
pools closed
>>559875715>Ralsei joins the third reich>Susie convinces Adolf to become an artist again>The real threat now is only Ralsei
Helping Asgore around Flower King by tidying up the back as he's busy rolling up a few bouquets for customers up front, until eventually I feel the room is in an acceptable state and begin back into the shop only to be halted in the doorway by the sight of him removing a single gardenia from an bundle on the counter besides the register before bringing it to his snout for a sniff and a whisper of "I think you would've been a great birthday present..." (I quickly discarded my broom and rejoined him with a consoling hand on his back, and though he tried to conceal the dejection with a smile and a changing of the subject I insisted they are absolutely beautiful flowers that someone more deserving will appreciate in time). Snuggling up just next to Asgore in his spacious lounge chair for his turn of our nightly out-loud chapter reading since I really like putting my head on his chest to feel the vibration of his reading voice to help get tired for bed, but this time in particular my gaze was drawn rather from the words being read upon the page up towards his face to ogle how handsome and sophisticated his new reading glasses make him look (a few minutes and my mind drifted to how awkward being stared at whilst trying to read must be and apologized before bringing my eyes back down, but he simply chuckled and said he would be happy to wear them more often if I liked [which led me to imagine him dressed up in that nice church suit with them on and became so flustered by the idea I had to turn into his shirt a while to hide it]). Taking a break from folding clothes as Asgore reenters the house after finishing gardening out back to kindly ask if he didn't mind I do "the thing", to which he kindly agreed as if already knowing I'd ask as his hands entered my own so I could take in the irresistible floral scent starting at his knuckles going all the way up to his chest (he accepted his fate as my arms wrapped his waist and simply returned the embrace for however long I needed)
>the soul is a character separated by the player like chara>kris is a vessel or a darkner for this reason they can absorb lightners souls>kris had a different soul from the one we play before the game>carol's plan is using one of the souls to revive dess>ch5 will reveal souls lore (the flowers from asgore dark world)>book 2 about the souls will reveal something important that make kris being a human lightner impossibleMost of these will happen
>>559876585>the soul is a character separated by the player like charaThis would be dogshit and Gaster's entire dialogue implies it's not true
ULTIMATE FACT:The final battle of Deltarune's normal route will have a phase that plays like an actual SHMUP using the final ultimate form of the Thrash Machine Robo versus a whole armada of Titans
FACT:Giga Queen and Thrash Machine could have easily tag teamed the fuck out of a titan if Berdly had made that fountain and Ralsei was just being an overreacting little bitch
>>559877812Thrash Machine had just been blown up by GIGA Queen's detachable hand so it was out of commissionThis is why your fact isn't ultimate
(You)r fave plays fear & hungerwhat causes their first game over?
>>559878349anal bleeding
Hooman!>>559862673Good night, Chara anon.
>>559877812Thrash & Queen vs. Berdly's Titan would've gone so fucking hard I wanna hear the hypothetical boss theme using Cyber World and Knock You Down motifs instead of Dark Sanctuary
>>559879863>titan enters healing phase>punch-out beatdowns don't work against it anymore>susie gets her idea>kris exits the cockpit and lets giga queen pick them up, readying their soul to seal the titan>ENTER: DETACHABLE HANDS
doomin'
>fanmade future chapter select mockups>uses Determination Mono instead of Determination Sans for the font so the spacing is wider and sticks out compared to all the official chaptersthis pisses me off more than it should
>>559876743Xitter implies it's true
>>559880463Be quiet or I'll start putting 8bitoperator in battle speech balloons
one (1) day closer to chapter 5 (five)
How we doing today gang
>>559881803Is this comic traced over another comic that was left in the background? That somehow feels lazier than tracing it properly.
>>559881803Burgerpants was that guy who made videos earrape-screaming at Roblox?
>>559881803>woke up>immediately thought of hugging kris from behind, rubbing my cock against their ass through my pants while gripping theirs through their bodysuitid say im having a good morning all things considered
>>559858498Permanent link for doomer gets raped 2, this one focuses on being hot instead horror. have fun cranking yourself. https://files.catbox.moe/unq4iy.odthttps://files.catbox.moe/p3xajo.pdfeditable and pdf, same text, diff formats.
>>559882653You are such an ugly person with an ugly soul.
>>559882239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fWXSAO76Y
>>559882653nice virus links asshat
Gross subhuman behavior.
>>559882696my soul is the only one which existence is verifiable. I'm compressed my glassless image, still 100% adorkable.
>>559881803*neighbor's they/them partner
>>559882983
What was the point of frisk/chara/player threesome and why would toby make it in undertale but not in deltarune?I expect another threesome in deltarune
>>559882696la creature diablo del polder...
He looks like his dad fucks dead deer.
>>559883120>kris susie and ralsei threesome scene in chapter 6
*cums on your thread*
It's really funny that he thinks his pedo glasses are what people are talking about when they call him disfigured and disgusting and that taking them off hides the fetal alcohol syndrome somehow.
>>559883154Doomer, this evening, in a hour or 5-6, I'll rape you publicly, for now ima nap and no more rape jokes. they feel so forced
>>559883521If it wasn't for his personality?hear me out.
>>559882653Write more slut useless slut
>shits the thread >immediately flees What a coward, in addition to being an ugly narcissist.
I have a scar on one of my knuckles because I got mad at the Sans fight years ago, punched a lightswitch, it broke in half and got embedded in my knuckle
>>559883840I feel sorry for your parents and fellow retail coworkers.
doomerfren won again i see
>>559883945One day he will get bored and go harass some other god forsaken fandom instead. Until then it's all I can do.
>>559883112I prefer the top option.
>>559883840kiddo that innocent lightswitch had a family
>>559883840That lightswitch is a darkner you killed.
RIP switchy the lightswitch.
>>559883945True. Also goat night. Me goin to eep.
>>559884050keep up the good fight fren>>559884453sleep well fren
I had a really big chocolate pudding with cashews for lunch and I think it was too much chocolate pudding I am not made for the Kris Dreemurr lifestyle
>>559884672>pudding The chocolate kiddo lifestyle is a bar of pure bitter uncut cacao in the freezer
>>559884672Chocolatemaxxing might be exclusive to thoids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTkYdwkD_8
The pillars once again saving utg
>>559885527naturally
Does fave prefer cut or uncut
>>559858498
>>559886778uncut
Noelle tortured her pets so she deserves a bad time by the player
>>559887538He's being FORCED to build statues of an evil 'genius'
>>559886778Papyrus definitely prefers his sandwiches with the crust cut off. And a maze inside it. With puzzles.
>>559888383Noelle has never owned a pet before (Carol doesn't want animals in the house) but every once in a while she searches youtube for nature documentary clips of animals getting successfully hunted and killed like muskox calves less than a day old getting run down by grizzly bears, or snakes catching rats
mercedez benz
>>559889962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4uOM7s38XA
>>559888610what about the ones in cat petterz?
>>559888610>noelle has never owned a petshe had a dog once, but they got sent away to a happy farm where they lived happily ever after (the shelter)
>>559890082jump in the cAAc
hey guys!
noelle "i must do evil thing to avoid being scared" is not evil
Dog with his cat
>>559888432It's just like the time fujo made him draw a BL visual novel about her yaoi ships
>>559890438HEY YOU GUYS
>>559890721>his
The boy has been played
>>559883840Is the scar at least lightning-shaped
>>559882996tasquemutt
I hate life, wr should all die. The knight is right billiona must die
>>559892829>the Knight when the cameras are off
>>559892829Rudy doesnt want anyone to die he wants to save his daughter.
Susie and Thanos become friends after meeting in the Purple Characters support group
Only three months until Smash 6 and the Death by Glamour remix by Yuzo Koshiro
>>559887538Adorable
>>559893341Susie will be a low tier character unfortunately. Very bad recovery
last night I dreamt I gave birth to a surrogate baby and then immediately went and posted about it here
>>559882028Leaving it in the background is intentional, it shows that this is a meme redraw and not an attempt to steal the original idea
>>559893526I posted my idea for Frisk (The Human) Smash Bros moveset ages ago regarding switching soul modes but I'm annoyed if Toby gets a character in it'll be Susie or Sans or something
>>559890275Noelle bawled her eyes out for a week afterwards. Rudy was a bit less chipper talking about Carol for a while, too
>>559894103Susie is from a demo so she's ineligible and even though he got a costume I think Sans is probably ineligible just because it's not appropriate for his character to be in a fighting game and Toby would veto itI think if Undertale actually got into Smash Bros it'd be either Frisk or Papyrus
I don't want to learn a new smash main.
Ah, it's just another day ending in Y
>>559895512Fool! It's actually Fuesdax. The secret day of the week.
Susi
>>559893876Whose baby? Faves?
>>559895512Spamton's legs will explode
SEX!!with gotes
>>559896859...with THAT GUY!>points to dweebus scrunkles
>>559896557I wish, it was a random guy and the baby was deformed
>>559897078
Tenna killed the real Mike and is unable to face it or forgive himself, so he pretends it never happened
>>559897515>susie crushes his head with her megalithic ass
paps<----
>>559897905>Papyrus screaming NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO as Sans tries to teach him how to ride a bike
>>559897720the real mike is friend
>>559898078There's nothing connecting Mike to FRIEND whatsoever except for Toby making one of the fake Mikes look like him as a nod to fan theories.
>>559897732
>>559897732and then she twerks him into paste
How does /utg/ see Ralsei? Straight? Gay? Bi? Asexual?
>>559898257And the FRIENDs in Battat's minigame
>>559898408He's fruity and zesty.
how is it that gortposting does not phase me in the slightest and is a bit hot but suselle and dykeslop makes me gag
>>559898408Definitely gay
I'm bored. Make up fake Deltarune trivia>Mike was originally meant to be Berdly's father, Mike Hawk, a computer salesman. Berdly was part of the Hawk family as a reference to Stephen Hawking due to the family's nerdy personalities. This was changed when Stephen Hawking was named in the Epstein files.
>>559892468no it looks like a V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QbJRAWvRU
>>559898686I don't care what the guys who like lesbians post.
>>559898839You can date Carol in Chapter 5. Toby is my dad so I know this
>>559898686grow some balls pussy
dead threaddead boarddead gamedead site
>>559898753
>>559898839Noelle and Dess have 8 cousins named after the remaining Santa's reindeer, references to which are scattered around the Holiday mansion.
can we go back to talking about dicks
>>559899397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQ6jLe3R8E
>>559899384All true except the dead game part
>>559899574Today we talk about butts instead.
>>559899575
>>559899754
>>559899851
>>559899934
>>559900087
>>559900172
>>559900310
>>559900353
>>559900463
>>559900534
>>559900680
>>559898408Bisexual but mostly susiesexual
>>559900712
>>559900851
too hot and sexynot dorky enough
I hate goats
>>559900903
There's fan take mockups for the fucking NEWSLETTERS on Twitter now. Why are Deltarune fans so desperate
>>559901226Because Toby the MEANIE spent three times longer to make his game than he should have
Ral
>>559882653I coom'd
Deltarune took so long to make that the entire run of Chainsaw Man from start to finish was completed before it could be more than 50% done
>>559901836His writing is goodPainter's art is goodwhy do both insist on creating monstrosities?
Deltarune took so long I probably produced gallons of semen, TRUCKLOADS EVEN, from jerking off to the characters.
>>559902102can you give us a ranking of how much you spilled to who?
>>559901990>his writing is good https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>559902194Nubert >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone else
sup dipshits.back from work.
This is testicle torture
>>559902628utg is your workplace though
>>559902396Yes it is, needlessly formal perhaps, but good.>>559902628Your pet released a new rapefic on Doomtard who chimped out
>>559902761its a petridish and everything here can make you sick.
>>559902852>word salad
>>559902814I laughed at him and he ran away.
>>559902761Being the biggest coomer here, did you read it?
Tasquefag vs Doomer is the most one-sided internet slapfight I've seen in my almost 26 years of life
>>559902814at least he is good for something, then.was the rapefic any good?did he give him a good ol' fucking and kissed him on his dumbass mouth?
>>559902967did i read what?
>>559902698>how Spamton describes his low, low prices
>>559903094>>559903015>>559882653
>>559903000trips of a thousand truths
>>559901990taskfaug's writing is not good so I'm ignoring that part. >why do people make art suited to their tastes instead of other people's?is it really that hard to understand?
>>559902894you do chimp out quite a lot because of him and the retarded stuff he does.i would say its high likely you pissed yourself on the spot when the sequel to rape featured you.maybe eventually you'll learn to be nice.
I like men
>>559903130those are IP grabbing links though, and i don't click those>>559903220this but unironically
>>559903198I laugh at you a lot too, but you don't run away which I appreciate somewhat. Keep facing adversary head on, it's one of your stronger characteristics.
>>559903198>Tasquefag may be Jevil and trying to teach Doomer something
>>559903220my condolences.
>>559903220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y_xFig_6vk
Interesting how krautsie is buddy-buddy with a discord groomer
>>559899574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiG6LS89c7M
I took another cum vid today
>>559903393MEN
>>559903387>goes by tasquefag>waifus the dommy mommy tasquemanager>is actually jevili feel deceived.>>559903373>i laugh at youno hard feelings, but that means little coming from you.but hey: Lachen ist gesund.
Elvis Presley if he sung the /utg/ theme song:Wella wella wella wella it's Undertale General time
>>559903446which of the threadpersonalities raped you in a voice chat?show me where the threadshitter touched you.
>>559903837>Doomer has the melties when Tasque repeated his tactic>Has the melties when he reposted it>Somehow doomer won>What does it mean
>>559904045I won when numbers said I did earlier. >>559883945It was an easy victory, but a good feeling one nonetheless.
>>559904196<3
>>559898408It's fruitiest if he's straight
>>559904196Why do you imitate Tasquefag's methods, specific name calling (''toilet''), mental disorders, using VPNs, etc? you aren't showing you are smarter than him. Maybe stop being on the backfoot? He is smarter than you but also fucking insane
>>559904196>dicksuckers sucks dickno surprises here.
>>559904028Someday you will talk about the game.
>>559904383any cool thoughts you wanna talk about?
>>559904362put your name back on
>>559904362I may be dumb but at least I've got my good looks. >>559904370lol
>>559904549Pics or it didn't happen.
>>559904667please don't
>>559904667>>559904683here it is, here's doomerfrens face
>>559903812Men...~
>>559904549>Good looks put life on easymode>Uglyness forces you to work hard>Tasquefag is smart>On hardmode>Pick fights with him>Surprised he is 5 steps ahead of you>Why do this? Amusement?
>>559905056PUT YOUR NAME BACK ON
>>559905056if looks were difficulty, he'd be on survival mode.
>>559904838I wish I was that cute I'm old and fat like Tony Soprano. He's literally me fr fr. Gabagool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpNmYeooQE
oh my god bruh this is a banal forum for a fuzzy cwitter adventure video game on a dying website it's not that fucking serious go outside and talk to 3d human beings
>>559905276fax brother>>559905298>anal forumwhat
>>559904838You do know Doomer is the only thing that keeps the general from getting along? Perhaps Kraut, but not as much. >>559905219Not Korean difficulty? (the hardest one)
>>559905253hot
>>559905253
>>559905392Yeah anon I completely orchestrated the inability for this image forum to get along with each other and their respective discord chatrooms and whiteboards and minecraft servers. I could only do it by maintaining high ranking positions across every single clique in the thread, and I did it for the lulz.
>>559905392nobody cares about your definition of "getting along", tasquebrap
>>559905392your name is not igor and walk with a stick, huge humpback and have a bulging eye.no, not korean difficulty.basically one step below NTRGoblin.
>tasqued potatoes lost so hard he stopped namefaggingLEL
>>559898839*Does my best deadpan YouTuber impression*Toby "Radiation" Fox originally planned on making you battle the prison key pieces you collect in Deltarune: Chapter 1. Once defeated, they would follow behind you on the overworld, leading to one final battle against all three pieces before Malius would be able to fix them. This idea was ultimately scrapped because it "sucked massive dick", as Toby Fox put it.
we are all laughing at you in discord btw
>>559905736At least play along for a little longer he's putting in a lot of effort to win this one.
>>559903000
I can't stop thinking about Fave's massive posterior. Someone help me.
>>559905253I would crawl through the Sahara desert just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
>>559905736>Everything not purely negative is samefaggingHe's an ass, but a smart and funny one
>>559897496Damn. Spamton origin story I guess
>>559906376whatever you do DON'T think about it being oiled up and giving it a big smack and watching it jiggle to and fro
>IM SMART IM SMART IM SMARTkekekeke
>>559906847Useless if you are this mentally unwell
I bet he has an insanely small dick too
>>559906956there are several people that fit the bill.
I love dice.
yall fuck w forced weird route noelle?
>>559907178Krautsie what do you think his malfunction is? (Free space) autism
>>559906847berdly post
*jingles keys in the shape of the fun gang*
>>559907370slightly malicious and slightly obsessive.howeverthough: there are people that are far more obsessive and malicious, i think its funny how hurt these people act when the direciton of the wind just changes a little and they catch what they deal.not that its good or bad or anything, it just is.
>>559907295perfect size to squeeze in your arms
>>559907519Jeez kraut ease up on my dick a little bit I'm starting to feel sore.
fave is having lasagna with family today :)
i have a penis
>>559907661Nice! Have a fun time, fren! :D
>>559907760hot
>>559907764thank you fren :D
My cock is much bigger than yoursMy cock can walk right through the door
Should I post dick
>>559907561Reminder the dice aren't as small as they seem, they are Kris's height
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD-sLewK22oSHOUTLAURI TORNI'S NAMEA SOLDIER OF THREE ARMIES KNOWS THE GAME
>>559907654not you, retard.that one person that keeps dickride shit that nobody gives a shit that are very personal and aggressively brings up these points in hopes to win a point by pissing them off.
>>559907915the answer is always yes unless you're tasquefagyes this includes numbers' worm
>>559907915if by dick you mean chapter 5 Deltarune yea
YO MASSIVE CHAPTER 5 LEAK>TOBYFUCKS PWNED LMAOO
>>559898839There's not much awareness of this online for some reason, but Deltarune actually has shiny mechanics. There is a 1-in-100 chance that any common enemy will have an alternate color scheme in battle. If you recruit a shiny, it will appear in Castle Town where one normal Darkner of its type would. Theoretically, you could grind out a perfect 100% shiny Castle Town. This has been done for chapters 2 and 4, but no one has yet put in the time necessary for manually recruiting 25 legitimately obtained shiny Shadowguys.
Tasquefag taking off his name to samefag and compliment himself is the saddest fucking shit.
>>559907981Oh yeah I forgot about woman/pipshitter that has taken very personal offense to you. I like to rib you but that's on another level.
>>559898839Tenna was originally themed after Mettaton EX instead of newscaster Mettaton. This version of the character wore rollerblades and a sparkly disco dancing outfit.
Is this the "doomed yaoi" that women talk about all the time
>>559908246i would say the difference here is knowing that this "person" tries VERY hard to get under my skin but its pathetic that it would take it that far just for an epic gotcha.really shows me how bad that person needs it.and its really pissed at tasque too and i think that its just getting pathetic.
>>559908227(citation needed)
>>559908227He has tennafaguette locked in his rape basement, be respectful
>>559908227This anon is an asshole but also really smart and funny and correct, also handsome.
>>559907943>Kris's heightThat's still pocket-sized
>>559908227Bro that's actually Tennafaguette, learn your thread lore you disgusting newgen
>>559907996>>559908054https://files.catbox.moe/mu5f1y.mp4
>>559908618>ForeskinLucky
>>559908618Are you the guy from the go files?
>>559908618very nice
>>559908227It's more pathetic that he actually thinks he is fooling anyone.
Who is this TasqueFag retard? Why should I care? Why is this general so obsessed with him and his penis? I just wanna talk about Deltarune
>>559908369Foid degenerates would eat Tasque x Doomer up
>>559908753yeah
>>559908618Where are the crusty toenails?
>>559908563And THIS, Kris.....is to go even FURTHER [once in a lifetime opportinity]!!!!!
I'm walking up to that window and will look like a kid at a candy shop
I'd post my penis but Tasquefag is here so I'll pass.
toby will rape you by making deltarune kris's coma dream and kris real word is actually a simulation of gaster
>>559909656anon we don't care if it's small.
Tenna's vtuber debut is kinda worrying
>>559909639>Tenna inhaled too much of Ralsei's fluff
>>559909163That dick is nowhere near a fraction of deformed as Mr. Toenail Fungus'
>>559908618>that muffled whimperHot
Which Deltarune character would you want to be roommates with?Hard mode: you can't fuck them, but you can become good friends with them.
>>559909769God if Tenna learned of the terms "menhera" and "jirai" it would be over for TV Time as we know it
>>559908618dude why are you cumming all over your house get a towel you nasty fuck
>>559910232Me
>>559909098they actually would.they eat up anything, knowing how fat they are.
>>559910589A man can't even bust a fat nut freely in his own home anymore because of woke.
>>559910232>dumping ass while your roommate is also in the bathroomdo people do this?
>>559910589dude we dont cumshame in this general
>>559910956Sometimes people just have to get ready for work/school at the same time, I guess.
>>559909769What is supposed to be the joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8x4TvBWL58
>Anon posts himself cumming>Thread shitflinging instantly stops Dick solves everything: confirmed.
>>559911531Tasquebrap has been getting gaped for hours and has now fled for the second time today.
>>559911418Joke?
>>559911714i don't see how you see yourself in a winning situation when his existance alone fucks your day this bad.just get humbled you dumb hag.
>>559911531Unwilling women as well?
Whatever you say, Poster Who is Obviously the Gimp
GO GO GADGET FAVE SPRING SHOES
>>559908618Get a load of this guy
>>559912007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQg2jiWWO68
>>559910232susie because i want to get into arguments and shouting matches with an unhygienic lizardi also would appreciate it if she got into the cabinet and drank my finasteride-minoxidil solution because it has ethanoli would not want to be roommates with catti because i am allergic to fats
>>559912264>there aren't actually any shoes, he just says that every time he jumps
>berdfag is balding is that why he's posting dick in the thread for (you)s now along with all that bald berdly art?
>>559912480you own finasteride?why?
>>559912651i am not a berdshit>>559912659because i couldn't get dutasteride
>>559912767and why would you want that?
andateiru/derutarun?
Why am I so bald and pig-like in appearance
>>559912643Lold
>>559912810K'risu
are 2chan japs threads as offtopic as ours?
>>559913047japs are born rule followers so probably not
GO GO GADGET COCK
>>559912865you are a minecraft pigling.and if you are american you are a zoglin.
>>559910232Papyrus would be like the one guy who would clean up after himself so probably him.Noelle would be good too but she's so plot adjacent I might become collateral damage
>>559912651what is it with the treadgoing commoner's obsessive compulsion to bring fans of superior deltarune characters into discussion whenever repulsive or abnormal matters arise?
>>559913047The Nipponese probably don't have a German of ethnic ambiguity, a gay man, and whatever the fuck Tasquefag is supposed to be, all fighting for the same oxygen.
>>559913047>薨去https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1q45WMF0_k
>>559912651Im not berdly adjacent and I'll have you know I have a head full of hair and come from a long line of hairhavers
>>559913047The threadhsitters need to make their own Discord and fuck off to there, but since they either know the jannies or ARE the jannies, this will never happen.
Fish I wish
>>559913736>discordgayer than sucking dick, i wish them well.
>>559913343>you can swear your laptop gets used for unsavory purposes from time to time>strange bloodstains on the surfaces that Noelle touches>always sleeps with her window open, so the place is cold as fuck>every other night you hear either sounds of something being messily ripped out and shoved back into a cavity or clanging of armor>the door to Noelle's room is always locked, so you can never find and hard evidence of roommate code breach>on top of everything, her mom is someone important and the girl is simply downshifting
9 days until spring
>>559913343papyrus doesn't sleep and is a very loud obnoxious person, he would be an awful roommate
>>559914182There's not gonna be a newsletter, Winter was the last one until 5 is out. There's nothing to say right now. They're still translating it. Toby will tell us when translation is finished and bugtesting starts through social media posts like last time. There's equally as much information to say as back then
>>559914412fuck off zionist
The Switch 2 presentation will be a year old in a few weeks.Where the fuck is The Duskbloods?
>>559914412the newsletter could literally be the release date if tobert wished, though it would almost certainly get leaked before then
>>559914352then i genuinely can't think of any underrune who would be a good roommate. undyne would wake you up at 6AM for morning workout, muffet would kill you, alphys would bring in her sticky anime doll collection, and mettaton would film you farting in your sleep for the views
>>559914565i love this timeline.
>>559915482Ralsei would probably be very nice to live with, the only possible downside I can think of is that he either has nightmares every night or just stays up and watches you sleep.
>>559915482probably asgore he seems like a very reserved quiet and clean person. might be a bit depressing to live with a divorced man on the verge of suicide, but asgore seems like the kinda guy who would be good at hiding it
i think kraut and tasquefag should fuck
>>559915880Kraut doesn't like race-mixing. Neo-nazi and all that.
Imagine the loud unmistakeable sounds of leathery, yet moist, balls slapping against Ralsei's ass
>>559915987kris...
>>559915937to be fair: its not racemixing if its gay.its just faggotry, which is a disqualifier by itself.
>>559915738>leave house to do errands>say goodbye to ralsei>do shopping, pick up laundry, get sword polished>go home>ralsei is in the same place you left him. the exact same place.
post charas
>>559916169>"I missed you"
>>559916528Here's your hooman.
Pyro TF2>Cool jetpack>Friend to the fuzzy creaturesFrisk Undertale>Cool jetpack>Friend to the fuzzy creatures
>>559916889Frisk is the TF2 pyro?
>>559916973have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? thought not.
>>559916889One shudders to imagine the inhuman thoughts
What are the /utg/ poster powerlevels
>>559917357Temfag's power level was over 9000 before he got medicated and left the general.
>>559917357me? plenty power
Undertale Gaiden: Bratty and Catty's Quest for Handjobs Antibirth
>>559917673>literally filtered by a basic IQ test being required to post Temturd getting flushed will always be hilarious.
This place is like a desert right now and Toby refuses to give us a drop of water.
>>559918113>finally face off against Gaster himself>upon defeat, Gaster achieves post-nut clarity and becomes too depressed to work on Deltarune>reality ceases to be>you can now play as Sans
>>559918365The only drops were getting are of cum.
>>559858498>>559887538He dreams of having his own great structures made in his image.
This place is like a desert right now and oh fuck I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming fuck fuckf fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuck
>>559914412WORSE lol there is probably such a silence because they hit a snag, and that only means another delay
>>559918556you'll get there someday little guy
>>559914412every night there is not sexy fanart of the REAL knight drawn for him to peruse, toby buries his head in a fangamer pillow and sobs himself to sleep
>>559908054chapter 5 Deltarune
>>559918556you'll post ontopic someday little guy.
>>559917329She cute.
Spy TF2>Master of seduction>Backstabbing deadbeatKris Dreemurr>Master of seduction>Backstabbing deadbeat
new UT merchhttps://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale?utm_source=fangamer&utm_campaign=launch26-undertaleq126
The great /utg/ desert...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlw9Ulzm74
Heavy TF2>Russian>Carries a large mini-gunSusie Deltarune>Russian>Carries a large mini-gun
If barely anyone acknowledges your theory does that mean it was so good at explaing things nobody could find holes to poke in it, or so bad nobody wanted to bother trying
>>559919507i figured that was you, kraut, doing an irony
>>559919784>"poster" that's barely larger than a regular sheet of printer paper Lmaoing at anyone who buys fangamer merch instead of high quality hand made crafts at a convention.
There's new Undertale merch on Fangamer https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale/products/undertale-ita-bag-blackhttps://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale/products/omega-flowey-undertale-poster-lenticular
>>559919929It means I didn't read it.
>>559919929it means that it required either reading something long or watching something long and no one could be bothered to do that>t.theoryfag
>>559919935babe, i believe in you being less hateable, but you kick my hopes and aspirations for you to be useful with capped shoes.
does he really think that shit is tuff
>>559920061schizos, analysis?
>>559919797https://youtu.be/Hc00lDhRRTY?si=Tdp1hqQakaocrSAI
>>559920061>$45 deltapurse and a shitty poster thanks toby
>>559919784Wait shit the Undertale piano album with Yoko Shimomura came out I totally forgot that was a thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7NYtO_YqE
>>559920029It's lenticular though
>>559920061why are those hideous statues still pre-order, months after the advert for them came out? can't fangamer do anything right?
>>559920138you and your hater have called me the other and it is forever amusing and i dont mean to step on either toes you are both fun
>>559920470>can't fangamer do anything right?make lots of money by selling overpriced shite
>>559920061In my opinion, when I see that little circle... I jus' think it looks neat! Wahaha!
$45 for a shirt? Dammit, Fangamer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCi_S6CzZc
>>559920420A technology so old it was used for prizes in cracker jack boxes? Definitely not worth $24 without a frame.
>>559920814If you don't have the shirt you can't properly complete the player and player character connection and your save gets bricked
>>559920814look at this shit
Dickdossieranon, how many are we at now
>>559920721my "hater"?i don't know who you think you are talking to or who you think i actively associate, but i am not like you.i don't do gay discord shit unlike a lot of this thread.scheming is not my thing, i do things ad hoc and "because i fucking felt like it" and i don't need someone else to facilitate that.
I return
>>559921125beep beep get off the intersection!
>>559920972Please understand chinese sweatshops are very expensive now once they had to put up the nets to catch workers jumping off the roof.
>>559920363Holy shit this version of Bonetrousle is fucking killer
>good nightjessie what the hell are you talking about
>>559920814i own this shirt and some brown sweatpants i like to lounge around in the house in, only faggamer merch ive ever bought
>>559921213oh, you're going to work?what a pity.
>>559921143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>559921483yo broski, if temfag doesn't return for chapter 5 like said I want to dissolve the triumvirate and take the presidency. you okay with that?>>559921505cute and I know it.
real
>>559921409We need official Kris pants that have shoes attached to them.
Im so much hotter than tasquefag and my dick is so much bigger than his its unreal, like I feel bad for him but its no my fault I mog him so much
>>559921703my go to when i go out krissing it is some brown and black levi's
>>559920363Holy crap, that's excellent composition
>>559921396why are they suddenly referencing this track?? connected to "late night"? https://youtu.be/9ZhG4XIqz9w
>>559921409same, except instead of sweatpants it's a pair of black formal pants
>>559921871>two krisfags making out, squishing asses and kicking our shoes together in a game of footsiesif only
>>559921505I'm being so serious what race is Tasquefag?Kraut, are you here? I need an expert on this.
>>559921591i don't even know what you were on with that.
>>559922080Actual irl troll
I wish deltarune had a season-changing language select screen like undertale does it's so cute
>>559922080Its not even his race, he most likely has some sort of genetic disorder, his parents may have been cousins or somethingIve been to france and germany and people dont look like that
I can't help but wonder if it actually would've been better for the long term health of the game if Toby held off releasing it an extra year to stick to his original 3+4+5 plan. Chapter 4 is half a story arc and 5 is the other.
>>559922156if temfag doesn't return, should we find a new third to rule /utg/ with or can I just nap the presidency and be the king?
goop
>>559922516Deltarune has soul but there will never be anything like Undertale again
>>559922593I'm half polish, look up slavs you retarded cunt. Gut instinct says you're an american.
>>559922080i can tell apart africans from aboriginals, but asians are a special blend and i can't really do much with it.>european-ish skintone>sinoid eyes>nearly total black hair>VERY round faceimma say sino-finnic or sino-russian.i could be wrong though.
>>559921975h-hot...
Day 7 of Narcissist Autismo and company making the thread making about them
>>559922815>angyguess a nerve was struck, very telly
>>559922792yo numbers, how it going? I wrote something beautiful recently.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>559922815All the polish men I know are angelic twinks, youre a complete abomination compared to them
>>559923020>>559922825I could do genetic test, but I have greco feet (you can tell by toes, long story, you won't understand) dutch dad, polish mom. region in poland closest to ukraine. mom was 150km from chernobyl going off.fact I had boy and girlfriends show /utg/ incels are just bad at this sidequest.
>>559923032>how it goingwatching hockey with family right now
>>559922815bad news, poles don't have 16:9 aspect ratio eyes.but i think i know what went wrong.
>mom was 150km from chernobyl going offOk, we got our answer Reminder, dont put your wombs or balls close to any radiation sources if you dont want demonic offspring
>>559923242yeah sorry kraut didn't want to call you dumb, just that anon. anyhow you saw glassless?
My Great Deltarune Deduction: The song DELTARUNE will play in Chapter 6, in the area just before the Kris boss fightAlso Kris's boss theme will have a separate intro with a German name, like Bergentruckung
>>559923196>mom was 150km from chernobyl going off.tasque accidentally revealing everything. he's literally a mutant abomination.
What are you waiting for, my troubadour?
>>559923395you didn't.i am just saying these asian features are not part of the polish people.i think someone in your lineage on the slavic side was either raped or very much loved by some russian "liberator", which would very well explain some of your facial feature.
>>559923414kraut's his friend cause he reminds him of fallout super mutants
>>559923478>troubadouri'm too ESL retardin ass to know what that means
>>559922792game
i liked kraut but tasque made liking kraut uncool
>fact I had boy and girlfriends You failed to date a girl from deviantart and cried to your mother and reddit about it.Also your dad fucks dead deer and is a strong negative indicator of your degenerated genetic pool.https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>559923414rule of cool working in my favor, thou. eh my grandparents were 1%ers and followed the gov instructions, but thinknig how it may've affected me is pointless as I can't peer in a universe where it didn't happen. it may be nothing or massive.>>559923231cool, did sweden win any winter olympic thing btw?>>559923647half sister mmom's side tested and it's just all euro. so I gotta look at dad's, but we got an old heraldy crest due nobility so maybe it's inb- yeah it's pure chance.
>>559923713man
>>559923817sorry, but sinoid features are only normal in two european people.mind you: i don't know if you are fat or if your round face is actually a sinoist trait, but that would hint me towards russia.
>>559923913damn
>>559923817So what's up with your dad fucking dead deer when your heroin addict mother isn't available? https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#q544440254https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
>>559923997ig i'll just test it then, will share kek
>>559923817>did sweden win any winter olympic thing
>>559924065>>559923760You mean ex-7? eh she's a guy now, trannies are undatable, but I see what's up.oooh doomy woomy~ so thirst thirsty for dragon love~ come here let DADDY jam his tongue down your throat slurrrrp~ >>559924113oh well, sad to hear that, I can't control emotions but try to enjoy the games for what they are regardless of outcome ig.
kraut's friends: south americans and asianshe needs an african one
>>559924065can you suck a dick and be happy once?
this is /utg/ but it's every single gay couple here
>>559921143I came to toriel's fat tits earlier
stop posting tasque's face he's really ugly and it scares me
>>559924581>not her assreddit take.
>>559924676he's actually kinda cute. it helps that he's funny and smart too.he's just got the whole package.
good night, anons. have a lovely day!
Yeah tasquetoilet doesn't remotely look like he is polish, dutch, or slav. This is what regular people look like when they aren't deformed.https://notesfrompoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/JO190618_226-1080x675.jpg
>>559924676excitement and fear are the same on a neurotransmitter level, all that differs is the psychological layer. do you want to have wild, degenerate, sick sex that you'll never forget?>>559924732Based ass man
>>559924886Goat night!
>>559924909WOW DOOMER LEARNED DIFF BETWEEN GERMAN AND THE NETHERLANDS!that deserves a reward, hm, your butt is so big and soft, let me just grab it yeah.... so kneadable doomy-whooms~ I can make it jiggle hands free <3
If I post dick again do you think hell get scared and leave
>>559925104this guy was already trading dick pics you'll feed him
Tenna's flexibility routine...
so how about this weather huh
>>559924978weird ahh alternate jax skin
>>559925364warningwarning
>>559925104I got c-ptsd and general anxiety, nothing you can do to me is worse than my mind does to myself. Very numb from desensitization and some meds, so I need to get -very- degenerate to get my high, say, what does /utg/ think of blood kinks?
>>559925393We hit early springtime over here so I've been getting back on my walking routine and at this rate I should hit a healthy BMI by Chapter 5 in 6 or 7 months
>>559925454>CPTSDreddit is just down the hall
Hmm another whole crowd of regular Europeans and not a single one that looks even a little bit close to tasquefag for some reason. That sure is odd.https://stuffdutchpeoplelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/orange.png
>>559925573>2010This most be from the WC final they lost lol
>>559925484nice. it's kind of wild how suddenly gorgeous it is outside
>>559925393it's actually quite beautiful outside
>>559925720agreed, which of you wants to go on a walk
lowest point post ch4
>>559925393It's pretty nice today
>>559920363What a lovely albumI think Megalovania was ironically a little underwhelming despite being the one Shimomura actually worked on but maybe I'm just too familiar with the song at this point
>>559925573you know you act like a fucking woman, you can't just say ''I want you to carve your initials into me, lick the wounds dry and then test the theoretical limits of my anal elasticity''
>>559925393it's nice but i am standing on the edge of another temperature drop
>>559925720This tree is very weeby looking.Will Chapter 5 have a Japanese theming to it?
>>559925925if Carol is gonna have more involvement I'd count on it, she'll call Alphys a tourist and start a duel
>>559925925unless cerboa becomes a fucking canon character and is setting up a festival booth, noit takes place in smalltown, america
>>559925793meeeeeee>>559925925I'll be more surprised if it doesn't.
>>559925826I figured out your race bro, it's "fetal alcohol syndrome" https://www.researchgate.net/publication/221744408/figure/fig2/AS:601584639680562@1520440363685/Characteristic-facial-features-in-fetal-alcohol-spectrum-disorders.png
>>559926164pot calling kettle black? temfag told me about your liquor habit, and I don't want that shit. when rapey fun times happen I want you to be fully lucid and remember it, I want struggle snuggles.
>>559926164i have never heard someone piss himself this loud.
>>559925925yes
>>559926080This you?
>>559926561I hope there's a sakura blossom 1v1 in Asgore's dark world but I dunno why his would have japanese theming
>>559926423You're the one who noticed his eyes are in different time zones, another prominent and obvious deformity. I'm just helping get to the bottom of the mystery of why he looks so fucked up.
everybody's gonna love todaygonna LOVE todaygonna LoVe today
Egalitarian men are batshit crazy, /utg/Why the fuck we let them keep their rights? Women are stronger and smarter than men.Letting men keep the right to vote was the worst mistake society ever made. And I'm saying this as a pretty laid-back conservative gal
Imagine if Chapter 5 is the Holiday house and we don't actually get the Festival or Asgore's House until Chapter 6 like two years from now
>>559926772Imagine how peak it'd be if the falling petals get swished around by the characters performing attacks/spells/acts
>>559926164I knew a girl who almost certainly had this and her mother was still a junkie to the current day
>the alarm clock winter dialogue came out over five years agowhat the fuck
>>559926802You doing biological analysisPunching above your intellectual class, but I got something to taste test for you if you are into the biology stuff, maybe a bit of airway play, letting you faint juuuust a little bit.
so euro hours are either cockposting hours or genetic deformities and fetal alcohol syndrome discussion huh
>>559926802let's not get racist.that's what i do.
>threadshitters are fighting againIt’s a beauuuuuuuuuutiful da- >>559921505 DAAAAAAMMMMNNN look at his fuckin forehead!
>>559927152
>>559927350I've considered tattooing a letter on it and mutate animals in order to take over the world.
it's autumn in DR so even if there were cherry trees around for some reason they wouldn't be in bloom, meaning the petals will show up in the dark world for some other reason than the trees being in a hypothetical plant shop/garden where a fountain is created. it's going to be nuclear levels of weeby. I bet the festival is japanese themed.
>>559927478Yo fo’head is big enough to fit a fat spamton tattoo
I wish to kiss this fish miss
>>559927609y'all are cultural philistines
>>559927629any idea what the korean behind her says?
>>559927725You are so old in addition to being ugly fat and retarded.
>>559927584Gem post, gem pic
>>559927609petition for tasquefag to get a fat Tenna tattoo when?
ralsies hockeyteam fucking FUMBLED tonight
>>559927962i am onboard if we get the spamtenna/pippshitter crowd to collectively get womb tattoos of their faves.why?to cockblock everything.
>>559927558I'm betting it's gonna be something Carol left over at Asgore's influencing the dark world, probably in the room with the schizoboard you can't get into
>>559928080*hugs you*
Eeeeeey I'm Faveing heeeere
>>559928114someday you'll post on topic. someday.
>>559928232<3
>>559928294nerve struck.
>>559928114do those people bother you so much because you think they're the ones that gave you shit for your mom or something
>>559928080srs question, how? isn't winter sports the forte of canada and scandinavia?
>>559928339<3
>>559927725>The evil scientist yakub cortex
>>559928457>YakubHe didn't create myself did he now :^)
Happy to see all this UT art
>>559928410You never answered why your dad fucked so many dead deer.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#q544440254https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
>>559928193that feels like a heavy influence for one object, I think the dark world will be at the festival. maybe asgore will have a booth selling flowers there.
>>559928790I think someone did bring up the idea of a tent dark world at the festival, maybe Asgore brought the notSoul plants to show off for the festival or something
>>559925925kris hating anime was foreshadowing
>>559928953my epic deltarune theory is that carol hires asgore to provide floral decorations for the event
he's been shown to trim bushes into sculptures...... hmmmmmmm..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>559930161Wouldn't this make Asgore Zemus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzDanHGm9AE
>>559929269I wishI wish
>>559878558them rock chairs didn’t go too well>>559881605>screams of a tall, skinny white man are heard
>>559883154
>>559930214we haven't had an object made to look like someone in the light world manifest in the dark world yet have we? the Gerson statues weren't actually statues in the light word, I wonder how a bush sculpted to look like someone would play out.
>>559931143imagining something like fern from adventure time and his relationship to finn
>>559925530>rent free so much he only thinks of that shitty ass site
Dickdossier anon was a mirage, it wasnt real
>>559931694Put your name back on
>>559916151 >perfection loving a perfect bodyit only makes sense
>>559931694>rent freereddit is just down the hall
https://youtu.be/TtfoKaKi9P8
post cocks
>>559932905insatiable being
>>559929939alphdyne scissoring REAL?????
Chapter Fivvvveeeeee I NEEED CHAPTER FIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE NOOOOOOWWWWWWW RRRAAAAGH RGRGRGRGRLGLRGLRLGLRLGLGABRBARBABRAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
KRUSIE FUELS MY SOUL RAHHH
>>559933165
>>559909093his dick had mind fucked /utg/>>559909656scared that his might end up being bigger than yours>>559924328>come here let DADDY jam his tongue down your throathttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ&pp=ygUcaXQgc2hvdWxkJ3ZlIGJlZW4gbWUgbm90IGhpbdIHCQnFCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
>>559932905Boner
>>559933391HELLL YEAHHHHHH
>>559932905here's a cock i found onlinehonestly very pretty
>>559931869not your boogie man, schizo>>559932305tumbler is that way behind you
>>559908618what did you jack off to anon
>>559933719Dilate kraut
>>559933773he jerked off only to the hottest thing, goku
>>559933709>forgot to add picgod im a fucking idiot
>>559933165Lmao
>>559933664
>>559933868>dil ate kraut
>>559933141Anon NO*jumps into the bathtub to save you from drowning and performs CPR*
>>559929918Roomie Mettaton and Alphys should be more a thing, adding to list
>>559934162I'd imagine they would have a dynamic kind of like Scott Pilgrim and his gay roommate
>>559934162It has much potential
>>559934162i like to think alphys and mettaton were roomies before he got a fancy hotland apartment and she moved into true lab
>>559921703i'd buy those and the official LISA olathe black tights
What happens if you wear the Kris shirt and the Kim Kitsuragi jacket at the same time
fave is glad they don't have a small or non-functional penis but they are sometimes sad about being circumcised. in only semi-related news, sometimes fave envies the asexuals because it seems fortunate not to have to desire intimacy and deal with insatiable sexual needs all the time, particularly when you don't get to have those needs fulfilled.
>>559934359Tell em, Mettaton
>>559620864>mettaton and alphys playing a video game togetherMettaton sat down, careful not to pierce the couch's upholstery with his shoulder pads. "Another gaming session," he said, "just like the good old days. However long has it been?""Feels like ages!" said Alphys. "Let's look at the save file—oh geez, two years? Yeah, that checks out. Wow.""You wanted to pick up where we left off?""Well, y-yeah? Henry isn't going to solve that murder on his own? It's about time we helped him?""I have *fingers* now, darling," said Mettaton, wiggling them in demonstration.Alphys blushed, then after a moment said "Oh! You can hold a controller now! Because you're no longer—because you have hands. Okay. No single player today!"She tossed him a second controller and paged through her library and launched a karting game. She had to take the controller back to pair it, and then she had to explain the controls, and which racer he should pick, but finally they were off to the races.Mettaton kept driving into walls and falling off ledges and slipping on banana peels. He had already forgotten what half the buttons did. Midway through his lamentation about the impending garage bills Alphys interrupted him to ask if, maybe, he wanted to try another game?"Another game?" said Mettaton with all the indignation he could muster. "I think I'm just a dozen car wrecks off from getting the hang of it. But, if you absolutely insist..."Alphys wisely exited the game. She knew him so well.The new game she booted up was alluringly lo-res. "This one's a sandbox. More slow-paced. Especially on pacifist difficulty..."Alphys lectured and lectured, spending more time talking than not. And together they walked around, punched plants, built a cottage. Even these controls were frankly a nightmare but that was okay, he already had big plans for the interior design.He shot Alphys a quick smile. She smiled back.
>>559934829my bf has a circumcised cock and i still like itit's different from mine
>>559934829it is pretty nice but I also envy what it must be like to have that kind of intimacy and passion with another person
>>559934758Gary thinks Kris is Kim's son because they're yellow
>>559934758Cumulative points of+2 Espirit De Corps+1 Authority +2 Inland Empire +1 Reaction Speed-2 Endurance -2 Perception Which is excellent for dialogue at a cost of being weak to interacting with objects and items around the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNwd56ZhoPI
>>559934986This was nice, the anon has a good grip of their speech patterns
>>559935312
>>559934986this is cute as heck
>>559935312>>559935742I wonder what Ralsei was doing in Undertale
>>559935742
Kris and Susie; which one is wearing the Pissfaggot jacket and which one is wearing the Fuck the World jacket?
Undertale came out when I was 14 and when I played it I had a huge crush on Undyne and got super pissed when I found out she is gay. But now I'm exactly like Alphys personality wise, so Undyne would fug me
>>559936176Susie takes the Fuck the World jacket in a nanosecondKris understands and appreciates the Pissfaggot jacket due to their sky-high Conceptualization and Drama stats but I dunno if they'd have the Volition to wear it
>>559936306but you dont have a vagina like alphys you are just a gross annoying weeb moid.
>>559936176They aren't fake skulls but would absolutely hang around the speedfreaks and their anodic dance music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOXppaqBYY
>>559934986very cute i like this
>>559936664im not a weeb im an otaku
>>559937130prove it piss yourself NOW
>>559858498:p
>>559935687The result of long hours in the dialogue dump mines
>>559936176>"'Fuck the World'. Heh, nice. Dibs! What'd you get?">"...">"PFFFFFFF, the hell?! Who writes THAT on a jacket?">"...">"Uh, Kris? We can, like, trade if you wanna. I mean, I don't really care that much about what it says as long as it looks neat.">"...">"You sure? OK, cool.">"...">"Kris?">"...">"Stop looking at me like that while you're in this jacket, you dumbass.">"...">"You are such a dickhead.">"...">"Stoooooooooop.">"...">"OKAY, FUCKING GIVE IT HERE~"
>>559937318You're the boss, princess*looks down at my dick*Okay, Johnny. Time to party
>>559925393It snew
>>559912007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU4KwuyIBqo
I'm turning 26 tomorrow and all I am is tired, am I dyingIs this how it feels to be old and dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhW2FZcXfz0
>>559938694we're all dying
>>559938694I was also feeling strangely old around that point in my life. It'll pass once you hit 30, don't worry.
Gaster in Japanese said his hands were trembling, but how can that be the case if he's shattered across dimensions?
>>559937670LMFAO
>>559938694Anon the old hasn't even begun for you. Your death would be considered tragically young.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjN7VYAJEk4
>>559932905What's in it for me?
>>559938694Life begins at 30, you're still my little baby
>>559939465I will double it and pass it to the next person
moldy moid here
>>559939802Hey what's going on guys, it's Moldy Moid here and today we have a lot of news.Probably gonna be a double upload.
>>559939802Ethan Winters?
>>559939984hey bro i know your sister, moldessa
Which UT/DR character would get hilariously upset at basic writing and grammar advice (eg. break your paragraphs when a new person is talking)
>>559940515susie broke a whole piano one time
>>559940515Rouxls definitely spends his free time writing incomprehensible poetry that barely obeys grammar, and he's the type to think he knows it all
>>559940515papyrus for sure
>graveyard hours when it would normally be peakToby you gotta release the newsletter NOW
toby will never release another dt chapter againthe miracle never happen
Toby you know what to do, take a hiatus and finish off /utg/ once and for all
these are comfy hours you FOOLS
Toby should kill everyone in here. And yes, that includes me.
i despise shipping discourseshipping? more like shittingthis is why UT will always be better than this piece of shit game that will take longer to finish that shart shitizen
>>559941289Tasquefag got buckbroken, Kraut's doing whatever, and Crusader of Likud got decimated in Iran.
>>559941427not if alien x himself has anything to say about it, go my space guy, finish toby off
>>559941427I used to have one of these little portable dollhouses but it was Space Jam themed for the boys and I never found out what happened to it and my smile was gone for goodWhatever happened to that anon making those Tennalings? Were they sent out or were they all dossiered and got free pizza?
>>559941732I can understand liking a pairing but it's genuinely insane how people let it dominate their entire opinion on the game and how they view the rest of the story or a character who "ruins" the pairing
Send the dickdossier to tobyAnd the pope
>>559942031CoL was an amerifat larping as an isrealite actually>>559942061tennaling anon vanished off the face of the earth
>>559942031*brooklyn
I came to complete the pairing
>11pm gmt>this little activitydeltahomos are all euros
Wait did getting his vtuber stalking account exposed actually scare CoL off? I haven't seen him since
you need cockposting for activity in these hours
normally I would be drawing and posting fave right now but depression is raping my brain
this place started to be kill when the tennoids died off
>>559941732I can say with confidence from a lot of recent exposure that there was an insane amount of shipping discourse in UT as well
>>559942409How can I help? Would a sllllluuuuurp post give enough funnies?
KEK!!!!!!!
>these hoursAnon....chapter 4 was 3 years ago...
>>559942665*sniff*... yeah...
It's not even slow you all just need to, you know, talk about stuff in the thread. I have been watching the runescape community freak out over an increase to $15 a month per character when the average character has hundreds of hours of time put into it and has items worth hundreds of dollars.
>>559942628the difference with UT is that it was largely inconsequential to the story itself aside from alphdyne but who gives a fuck it doesn't really matterDT on the other hand is setting it up to be one the focal points
>>559938694HAH!!! OLD!!! YOUR OLD!!! SO FUCKING OLD!!! GO THE FUCK TO BED, OLD MAN!!! LOL!!!!
>>559943085I just got out of bed......
Which one do you choose?
>>559942930*SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPThere, the depresissies are aaaaaaalll in my tummy now
>>559943451banana
In the near future, /utg/ will experience a "Fappening" level leak where all the nudes of every anon will be posted but it'll be 90% dicks so unless you're a straight woman or gay man nobody will really care
>>559943451The dill
>>559944067As long as mine is the biggest dick I dont care
>>559943694oouuhhuhurjnhuoierghnsiosdhjahhdugiuwnguh thank youuuu
>>559943451*scratches and SNNNNNNOOOOROOORFS the bublegum one*>uhhh anon they're not scratch an sn-*chewchewchewGULP* scratch and what?
>>559943451"Grape" StuffBecause it's just one of those days
https://youtu.be/MeNMPeTB9SI
>>559944665what the fuck is this?
>>559944823furry AU
>>559945002>>559945002>>559945002Hop on
>>559924978Got pocketcat energy
>>559881803miserable
>>559908618bussy pic when?
