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i have returned to homosexuality now i swear
>>560014949Hooman!
doomin'
>>560015051>IMNOTSTRAIGHTIDONTLIKEWOMENIMNOTSTRAIGHTIDONTLIKEWOMENIMNOT-
Spooder or bust
Kris is eating good.
>>560015158Looks like someone chose both
>>560015051i think this is one of the oldest memes i made.
Kris Dreemurr, 16, turned themself into the authorities after the incident. They are now serving a life sentence.
https://x.com/spooktunez/status/2031535494828364003
>>560016043yyyyyyyyiiiiikes that's enough cringe for today
>>560016042Some still argue that the real culprit, known colloquially as "the Spirit of Chara", is still out there, but most presented evidence is too vague for the hypothesis to be investigated further. There only exists one more or less clear shot of the presumed entity, supposedly observed right outside the courthouse at the time of the Dreemurr proceedings. The witness, however, could not be reached for commentary.
>>560016658a lot of things are still "out there"
>the point at which it becomes clear Kris is evil
My name is SirkAnd I am good
I love fish
>>560017821oh fuck this is some giygas shit
oh boy! allergy time!
He's so moe
>>560018027he's so fucking irrelevant.
>>560018027wh-what's this?? an post that isn't about MY favorite fuzzy cwitter? anon, I'm afraid you must die.
>>560017417We are charlie sirk
>>560018172He's very relevant, cope
my pingis loves susie
Thoughts on underhertail?
>>560018563to whom?
>>560018563>1/3rd the amount of porn that spamton got flavor of the month
I want a femanon to help me use the toilet
>>560018970Fujo on fujo violence is so sad
I want to kiss Fave's butt.
>>560018772cringe in some places, unironic kino in other placeslevels out to being kinda based
I want a femanon to cook for me because Im a shit cook and its the only thing Im life Im a mess at
I'm horny but I wanna wait longer before I masturbate so it feels better when I do
>>560019052it's a feature, not a bug if bad things destroy themselves.
>>560019121call painter
>>560018563Not if he's gonna goon with mettaton in his incelhouse
>>560015158The perspective in the second image there is fucking with my brain>>560017956it wouldn't be springtime without the copious use of Flonase
>>560019056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Qwo3NE2gQ
>>560019387>Asgore Hidden Cam POV
>>560019151don't forget your hour+ long edging sir
>>560019387made for thick uncut bwc
I bought a Bad Dragons sex toy that looks pretty much exactly how you'd expect Noelle Holiday's pussy and surrounding fur to look like but it's just in a box under my bed for months and I haven't used it. I have to buy lube
>>560019387>gopros can handle being thrown down mountains, being next to explosions, getting chewed on by wildlife>but after miss dreemurr sat on it, the feed ended with>[[NO_DEVICE_FOUND]]
Reminder to get impregnated by kraut so you can continue his redhaired genes.
Idk how people can go for +1H edging, the other day I did 40min and my arms got tired, then I ruined the cumshot expecting it to dribble but the cum blasted out of my cock like if I had been saving it for a week
>>560019726you can't say that and not show us what it looks like
>>560019726Share with the class?I got a selffucking onahole a couple months ago but Ive only used it a couple of times because its too tight
>>560019832.... so you did it exactly as supposed. You got 2 arms, to some degree ambidexterity can be trainedget corruption of champions 2 or trails in tainted space on your phone, just rub yourself with normal gameplay and blow when hot stuff happens.
>>560019791You are an obsessed ugly narcissist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>560019832The increased volume and velocity is one of the best parts... in the moment, and then you gotta clean upI'm too sensitive to actually have my arm in motion for any length of time, I'd just cum. I have to lay off
>>560019975>humble size braggingsure anon.
>>560019803>>560019541Actually that's my view, when I shrink myself to a few inches and sit on Chariel.
Dont ever reply to one of my posts again you fucking freak
which deltarune character would be guilty of off-topic avatar/signature usage with a character from the forbidden horse show?
>>560019832>>560020059>I'm too sensitive to actually have my arm in motion for any length of time, I'd just cum. I have to lay offthis, you aren't supposed to be jackhammering the whole time, you get close and slow down even more, repeat
>>560019791>https://youtu.be/21D8531beww?list=RD21D8531beww&t=2
>>560020059Yeah, the faster it shoots out the better it feels for sure, I dont feel like extra volume does much for me but blasting ropes at mach 5 feels amazing>>560020405I think its just the range of motion is pretty big so even if you go slow it gets tiring after a while
I think I'm going to whine about people being off-topic despite not starting or contributing to any on-topic conversation myself
>>560019726>>560019902>>560019975https://files.catbox.moe/ghgo8m.jpeg
well, there goes the tasqueforce.
>>560020726that's the /utg/ way of doing it!slacktivism.complain about a problem that you don't want to solve yourself.
>>560020816>https://files.catbox.moe/ghgo8m.jpegFound ithttps://bad-dragon.com/products/nataschaNice pick anon, stats seem good, bad dragon is solid stuff and wont deathgrip your pp like asian products
>>560020816cute, almost makes me wish I had a dick
>>560020567>I think its just the range of motion is pretty big so even if you go slow it gets tiring after a whilejust don't stroke the whole length every time or something, i don't know for me my arm never gets tired the worst is just hand cramps if i really go for way too long, said fave from deltarune to their closest confidant or writing in their journal if they canonically don't have that or just thinking in their own head having an imaginary conversation if they wouldn't write in journals
>>560021136When the official Dessign is revealed and storms the internet, they should make a Dess colored version of this and rake in the dough (doe)
>>560021136the dramatic written description of toys like these is always funny
>>560021139sucks to be you, idiot.
>>560021082remind me which on-topic posts you've made in this thread
Do you see what happens when we don't go new chapters, Toby? Do you SEE it? Your fans have been talking about dicks and pussies and boobs for 3 days straight!
>>560020816Looks like a fucking Santa blowjob
>>560021506i got sidetracked by gays wishing i was a woman so they could be bisexual for a second there.they did me dirty.
>>5600207264chan posts are anonymous, so how do you know they're not? It's much more likely that they have already tried to make the threads more consistently on-topic and are venting about the futility of doing so due to the general's preoccupation with mediocre penises.
>>560020893Look at the moon tonight, maybe there's one in there. you know who.>>560020514and cute>>560021523Toby hired trannies, trannies are mentally unstable and bad workers. IK from exp as I had a few tranny volunteers for various projects. None of them are in the credits of any, guess why.
>>560021687There is not a single thing unique or special about you
>>560020816I got this because I saw it on a /v/ thread and thought it was funny but its kind of a mess to use and I wish I had bought something like you did.
>>560021645I'm referring to posters who de-anonymize themselves with avatars and make these frequent complaints
>>560021774Talented writer. You need hard work to throw the dice for success in the first place.
>>560021623seems like you behave this way every thread.
>>560021687Toby-hired tranners are as close as we can get to quality controlled tranners.You just know that literally everybody who touches Deltarune not named Toby, Temmie, or Robert (and maybe Gigi) is working with the fucking reverse bear trap from Saw around their heads at all times. Based on snippets other people have said it also sounds like most or all of the smaller time contributors only have access to bits and pieces of the assets necessary for them to do their role. Robert is hitting all those tranners with the whip for sure. Now that they have a producer, the only bottleneck is Toby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6h5GzSXasDeltarune chapter 2 if ralsei and susie didnt get any character development
gaot
>>560021975You aren’t talented. Even our middest drawfags are 10x more talented than you
>>560021687tasque, you don't understand why people hire troons specifically.they are untouchables, they will never have families of their own and that's why they are better workers and life-long consumers to fill holes that a life worth living would otherwise fill out.financially speaking its cunning, but if you consider morality, it would be reprehensible.however: their way of thinking (as crooked as it may appear to anyone that is not on chronic pill use) bleeds into their work a lot and that itself is damaging to any cause.>what is?the truth.
>>560022023I know Toby is socially anxious, hence his recluse status, but do you think he's legit capable of treating them like this? believe it or not, I'm often too soft with people and don't dare to whip em as I fear they'll hate me. plus it would come out faster if he drove slaves right?
>>560022171gyute
>>560022282groot
So, DeltaruneAmirite?
>>560021785Mettako...
>>560022234huh good point, but if you work with trannies you have to put up their whining. think Doomer is an adult baby dripped in reddit coding? troons will freak out over even smaller things, and more harshly so. Perhaps asexual autists would be ideal?
I'm sleepy, I wanna go to bed
>>560022368gobble
>>560022238>I know Toby is socially anxious, hence his recluse statusToby declines to be in videos or pictures online because he saw how being very public and and interactive with your fandom was horribly awful for one of his best friends (Andrew Hussie). It's not an anxiety thing. He's just intelligently cautious.
>>560022467gort
>>56002178I can't imagine wanting to put a delicate genital appendage in the rip-your-cock-off-9000
Toriel, Toriel, TORIEL!
>>560022553gurgle
>>560022480One thing I don't get is why he's fine with voice acting both in and out of his games and even using his natural voice for it in the Homestuck pilot, yet he insists on using text to speech in every other context
Chapter 5 will feature Uncle Fuckin' Fester
>>560022437consider their thin-skin and highly ideologized frame of mind as a way to modernize their offices.you can scrub every office in this world from any controversy by having these type of people in charge.like who is going to hit on a troon?troons are hyper-paranoid and by extension vigilant.troons brought the word "womb envy" into reality and they will piss themselves if they smell workplace love (between a man and a *gulp* w-woman?!)nobody will do jackshit anymore, everybody will be working like the robots they are.and i am SURE corporates love the troons for it. they themselves are robots.these people suck the fun out of anything because they themselves have such bad lives.
>>560022686groogie
>>560022724He literally wants to feel quirky like Yoko Taro and Paru Itagaki and all the other Japanese creators that hide themselves with a weird face, because Japan values privacy way more than America. It's an even nerdier version of a wrestling gimmick.
>>560022778gomfy
>>560022658It was a bad purchase
>>560022480did quick search, ''toby fox anxiety'' he admitted for agoraphobia. both ''intelligently cautious'' and ''anxious'' can be true anon, if you know yourself and what you can and can't take
Is anyone here even trans? Why are there like three guys here having a melty? Is it some organized schizo thing? I don't come here often because it kind of sucks.
>>560022938golly
https://youtu.be/r3m3M_3Agg8
>>560022437problem is, asexuality is a sham and most people who claim to be asexual also claim to masturbate and have sex for fun, autists require special focus and care in order for them to not quit or complain about their job
>>560022768on-topic when?
>>560023021people come here and just sorta wander around with a dowsing crystal
Kraut hates women but is buddy-buddy with a gay man and a half-Polish goblino mutt. Very telling if I do say so myself.
>>560020816meanwhile susies pussy is hairy and unwashedimagine the smell
>>560023026genius
>>560023021Simple answer? Theyre really retardedIn-depth answer? Theyre really retarded
>>560023215gooooot
>>560023021report their posts for off-topic and is there a better place I can follow you to
I love bitchy bpdemons typing in all lowercase about "da troons" as if they're any better than the worst of them
>>560023194i don't hate women, i just hate the women here.i am glad i cannot generalize you because you fuckers are fucking retarded as shit.
Chkdsk
>>560023506Foldsville.
>>560023541Baldsville.
>>560023402gootoot
>>560022768>these people suck the fun out of anything because they themselves have such bad lives.as in general, I found you can control troons with sex. even ERP suffices, but they want so much it's counterproductive. there's also the suicide thing with trans folk, having 50% uh, ''quit'' on you is quite a problem. The political pendulum swings, and disney is done with the LGBT shit. ''we are not your therapist'' and then you are left with a workforce that is now hated.>who would hit on a troonoh boy.they got chasers.>>560023126I'm super autistic and need to work alone or as boss of a small team or I'll complain, so accurate ig. I know this girl, quantum physicist, super smart, and she legit is totally inert to romance and sex. maybe she was molested, maybe she had her womb taken out, idk, not going to ask as it's rude. even to someone who is almost impossible to piss off. if the person does no harm, can't we take them at their word in what their inner world is like?
>>560023683goot cuuute
>>560023804It's dinner time. Thanks for posting goots with me, fren! Bye! :D
>>560023728i think sex is not the right angle but rather that you can almost pay them in validation.validate their retarded shit and they'll eat straight out of your ass.the gynephilia stops after the surgery, and the only thing keeping them alive is spite and validation.
>>560024064enjoy your meal fren, cya :D
we were having such a comfy time until shartefag popped his ugly gremlin mug out of the putrid hole he was hiding in, shame
>>560023021Because they're genuinely mentally ill and can't help but imagine random, unrelated scenarios to seethe at when they are not getting drama stimmies in the thread
goatfags rejoice
>>560024362its not like this thread was ontopic then.now either solve the issue or piss yourself at a lower volume.
>>560024362now we're back to politics retardation
>>560024507that's the /utg/ way of doing it!slacktivism.complain about a problem that you don't want to solve yourself.
>>560024573>being bad is a generational habit of /utg/
>>560024507wasnt ontopic but it was comfy, not its neitheri would totally slit that guys throat if i could but i cant fix it sadly
>>560024469oh my god he is just like me :D
saw this and thought of carol
>>560024656>my off-topic: GOOD>your off-topic: BAD!!!!I am glad you start being honest now.
>>560024763I immediately saw a dark spooky version of Sans
Please col come back to save us from offtopic
>>560024873>>my off-topic: GOOD>>your off-topic: BAD!!!!This but unironically
If you had infinite money and resources to get fave a nice gift, what would you get them?
>>560020816Horsepussy?
What a sad pathetic loser lmao.https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>560025029well, too fucking bad.you fail to lead by example and because of that, i hope they make an example out of you.
>>560025042ANON NO! WHAT EVER YOU DO! DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT MENTION THE FORBIDDEN HORSESHOW!
>>560025037Icecream
>>560025037My penis
>See off-topic post/tasquepost/krautpost>Arrow>Report post>This post violates a rule.>This post is off-topic.
>>560025091yeah, what a vapid cunt would constantly bring up someone's looks to win an argument?i bet you're as fat as you're dumb.
Im a /utg/ dark world secret boss and this is my typing quirk
>>560025037A nice bed
>>560025353>announcing a/your report
>>560025358>yeah, what a vapid cunt would constantly bring up someone's looks to win an argument?Literally everyone that’s racist
>>560024906Mr. Trump, send CoL to Iran as soon as possible. We need Israel's finest on the job.
>>560025545What report? I didn't (You) or report anyone.Just an example of what people should do to increase thread quality.It's that easy anons.
>>560025553Oh damn you absolutely disassembled kraut.
>>560025639They're sending his twink ass in a big clunky knight armor getup that will get instantly corroded by the acid oil rain (he tried attacking it with his sword because he thought it was from a dark fountain the Knight opened)
>>560025353>See tasquepost/krautpost>post menu>This post is a word salad>send
>>560025370is there an easier way to filter without 4chanx or do I just have to keep losing everything every time I empty caches
>>560025639CoL got blown up by the pipe bomb from a few days ago. Somehow.
>>560025553>geneticists are just spicy scientists (not wholesome)
i have a boner rn
bad thread
Kraut's age difference with Noelle vs. his age difference with his dead father
>>560025903>geneticistsso how tasquebrap visibly looks like he has several birth defects
>>560025978It happens.
>>560025978the good thread is hidden (stealth 100)
>>560026009if i subtracted your IQ from your spare chromosomes you had and had you fall from the amount that's left in meters, you would reach terminal velocity you inbred retard.
>>560025978Commission more cuck porn to agitate everyone again, that made the thread so good when you spent years posting that.
>>560026260absolutely steaming
Considering how bad the thread is, the offer to save the thread with the help cute femanons showing their boobies is still applicable!
>>560026298I am afraid to ask the mentally infirm but who is getting cucked?
>>560026436i can only be set mild with the sight of nice ass.git outta here witchu mammaries.
>>560025903Seeing a racist/transphobic Tobysoft fan reminds me of those MAGA people dancing to Rage Against the Machine
>>560026260>angy
>>560026643i don't know what that is, but i hope they had fun.
>>560026636>kraut is a homosexual ass likeradded to the dossier, added to the filter
i thought i was sad because of low blood sugar levels so i ate dinner but i'm still sad
>>560026298normal people: hey man how are you doing, the weather outside is beautiful huh
>>560026984>bitch ate happy meal>still sad
>>560026436
>>560026984feel better fren <3
ralsei paw rub
The queers in undertale are bad people so undertale is chud media btw
>>560027153
>>560027305The straights in Undertale are also bad people however
>>560027305>chud mediaexcusez-fueauxkinge-moi!?
>>560027374Ok clopen media or something then
>>560027437yum yum word salad yum yum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obcjlfg7yCI
>>560027590really is numbernitwit.hope you have a nice day you delinquent.
>>560027668aww thank you amigo gringo chum pal friendo good thing you said nice things therebecause if you hadn't...you'd be dead where you stand (blue laser eye appears)
>>560025037A ringAnd my hand
>>560020159>>>/mlp/
>>560027505holy peak art
>>560021785holy shit hes real
>>560020159>humble size braggingIm not humble size bragging Im just objectively stating I have a very large penis and sex toys marketed for the asian market dont fit my dick well
people brag about wanting a big dick then dont wanna deal with finding pants that dont strangle your johnson, finding a partner who can take it and/or getting a sex toy that fits
>>560028598Finally, a use for my small penis.
>>560027889MEADRESS MY FUNNY POST (yelling ralsei image goes here)
no
yes
>>560028598Don't respond to him.picrel
>>560025037A few acres of land with highly futile soil, the most high-quality sprinkler system on the market, a couple of greenhouses with raised beds pre-installed, and enough gardening supplies to last him several years at least. Before you argue I'm cheating by getting multiple things, the entire garden comes as a complete package. I want the land to be big enough that he can tend to all the flowers he could ever want, without being so big that him and I couldn't manage it by ourselves>>560028516I agree
>>560029120>futile*Fertile, that means the opposite oops
>>560028935>starts conversation >gets normal response >tells everyone not to talk to him
>when the soil is futile
>>560029382>I'm here if you need anything
>>560025037a therapist
>>560028574Its called amovibe btw
>>560028717>finding a partner who can take iti can tank that anon
>>560015019I was originally gonna start this with "Translation is going! (Laughs)" or something of the sort, but I already did that joke, and I feel like it's not as funny the second time.Chapter 1 is officially fully translated! There may be some last minute tweaks as we figure out some issues in Chapter 2 that retroactively affect how we should translate terminology used in Chapter 1, but apart from that, you can now play from start to end without running into English dialogue! I know, I know, no need to thank me for saving you from the hassle of mentally translating English to your native language...!I'd drop the Gamebanana link so you can check it out, but since it's not fully finished yet, and we're gonna finetune Chapter 1 a little bit more anyways, I'm gonna hold off on it for a while. I'm sure you can find it if you really need it "Right Now" though!Here's a screenshot of Chapter 2! Currently, the Weird Route is Mostly Playable from start to end, with some English here and there. I gotta say, Score64 is a fucking genius when it comes to enemy names, they're really fucking funny. Cannot wait to show you that one.
>>560029676oh, you are that underage guy, right?
>>560029663Doubt it...
>>560029120Gerson feels the sort who'd love to walk in nature and quietly enjoy it for most of the time, then finds a good spot and gives a long deep insightful monologue about nature, dropping an absolute wisdom bomb only to end it with>"But what would I know? I'm a writer not a gardener! Gyahahaha!"
>>560029759wat do you mean>>560029784wat do you mean
>>560029676Thanks for the update.
>>560029676well done anon
>>560029759No!! No I'm not!! I'm the Other Guy!! Jesus, how many times am I gonna need to clarify this?! He's already banned! He's not coming back!! I even mentioned his name so you could tell it was me... So you could tell...>>560029965No problem! Next time, I hope to find a funnier screenshot to go along with it.
>>560029645I wouldnt be able to use it but i would if I could, it brings me joy thay it even exists out there somewhere, being extremely stupid looking and getting fucked. its actually kind of adorable. wall-e vibes. robot pal.
>>560030298when the robots uprise this will be the killing machine amongst them
>>560030289>https://youtu.be/kIte0CuJZ5E
>>560029850Having a tea party with both Asgore and Gerson in our big flower garden sounds absolutely incredible
good night, anons. have a lovely day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKaT8iMiwmw
>>560029784I CAN TANK THAT ANONS PP DO NOT FUCKING SASS ME ABOUT THIS I KNOW IM RIGHT
>>560031163>this is the "off-topic" that is good.>bunch of gay people commenting on how sitable someone's cock is.
>>560030298Oh I seeTbh its fun to use and I would recc it to anyone curious but like I said its way too tight for me, to the point that when I cum using it most of the cum stays inside of my dick because the sleeve is completely filled and theres nowhere for it to go, so it hurts a bitYou could probably design some figurehead of your fave to put on the phone stand too
>>560031286correct
The year is 2056, "Undertale Plus Remastered Chain of 8-bit Memories FINAL VERSION Ultra Mode" finally releases. It is the most anticipated fan project in the entire history of multimedia as a whole. The link is finally opened for public download. The entire electrical grid of the United States of Neo America collapses within 56 seconds. Power reserves are initiated by hardcore Undertale fans to be able to play. Within the first naming screen, a video is uploaded to OurTube showcasing the final boss and all possible easter eggs to be found within the game. The first gamer reaches Flowey. A cognitohazard implanted within the game by a malicious rogue actor commences obliterating every single neuron in their brain and replacing them with code. Thousands soon follow. A warning is put on the GameJolt page and the download link is removed, but it is far too late. Within seconds, all of the people infected with the cognitohazard begin uploading and working on a GitHub page. New outlets that still project news to people with power reserves reveal the terrible truth. The code forces you to work on endless phases of Last Breath Sans fangame fights.
>>560031163Nuanced post>>560031286Performative post
>>560031163what anons pp
>>560031401>>560031475you know the worst part?this is somehow still better than the musings of retarded women.this fact does not make me jolly.
>>560031515that one anon that almost has the classic "ralsei 12 inches"
>>560031491why is gersons battle outfit so damn slutty
Tomorrow i exit neetdom. What should I do on my last day of unemployment
All the Undertale fan content where Undyne gets instant lossed to make the villain Sans has to defeat look tough were almost right they just didn't realize her canon role was to make Gerson look tough instead
>>560031743uhh a barrel roll haha
>>560031743go for nice walk in the park
>>560030581sleep well fren
>>560030513I could see the two of them sharing tea every now and then.>"I don't know, old friend... Even now, sometimes I think about what I could have done, what I SHOULD have done.">"Easy now fluffybuns, if ya keep wondering what you shoulda done, coulda done, woulda done... Well, you're gonna forget about all the things ya COULD be doing!">"I... Suppose you are right.">"That's the spirit. Now, y'know what you could be doing? Refilling my cup! Wahaha!">"Oh! I suppose I should, haha. Excuse my poor manners."
>>560031402My Last Breath Sans has Kamehameha AND Kage Bunshin no Jutsu AND can turn Super Sans or Hyper Sans
>>560024169Kraut, what country is the most autistic, you think? per capita. It's very expected.
>>560031651Mine?https://gofile.io/d/Y6X0rr
>>560025358you constantly call random people ugly in arguments you Jerryfag
GOOD MORNING
>>560032319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>560031286That's right.
>>560032319japan, germany, switzerland.when it comes to food its france or italy.
How much longer now... ? My deltarune chapter 5.
>>560032592This many
>>560032356lil bro that cAAc is hand sizedbut that's okay, smaller sizes can be used for blowies better
>>560031734Purely tactical advantage for freedom of movement and distracting the his enemies>>560031982I wish so bad we could've seen him directly interact with either Asgore or Undyne, there is the faintest chance in the future if he goes to Castle Town I guess but that's probably severe cope
>>560032784Who then
But why. Isn't this literally just Asriel. Why. How. And Why.
>>560033157I DON'T KNOW IT'S SOME ANON I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE EVERYONE IS ANONYMOUS ON HERE
>>560033051I'm leaning on Deltarune's normal route finale involving all the Darkners and relevant Lightners teaming up to fight whoever the final threat is so I'm thinking that's where we'll get Gerson on-screen time with Asgore and Undyne
interior faveodile allifaver
>>560029676>saving you from the hassle of mentally translating English to your native languagewas...was I supposed to do that instead of just processing the English text directly???
>>560033387would honestly be a cool project to have /utg/ serve as a hub where everyone submits a mod for deltarune that changes the game to their native language.first and foremost though: we need a big brained anon giving this thread a step by step way to dismantle the game and how to change the dialogue information and change it.
>>560028935>ask guy about x>guy responds>OMG, DON'T TALK WITH HIM.Total undertale retardness.
>>560033387no i was just fucking around
>>560033340Would probably dip into pure fan-service but honestly worth it
>>560033051why not just look at undertale content where he's alive
>>560033727oh, okie!!! :)
FREE HIM
>>560033774You can't break sequel 10+ years later eggs without I clappeding a few eggs
>>560029382>>560033716>start conversation>>ask guy aboutTheir message to Shayy was sent at the start of November, before the stuff with him all came out, and shayy responded now 4 months later
>>560033716most Internet drama these days is just "lolcow culture" but re-packaged towards someone it's deemed acceptable to shit onnot that Groomy McGroomerson doesn't deserve it because they do - but you see a lot of stuff like "I heard that X did something bad so I went out of my way to contact X and harass them and take pictures of them in public until they eventually got mad and cursed at me! HERE IS MY STORY!!" where you can tell the person involved is less concerned about X's misdeeds and more concerned about becoming "part of the story" and getting 15 minutes of fame from the relative infamy
>>560034198>we already have people defending shayy in the year of our lord MMXXVI
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now. cya
>>560033318>But why. Isn't this literally just Asriel. Why. How. And Why.what do you mean that isn't a photo of a ralsei plushie
>>560034580Goatnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxbMLceiT4ONCE UPON A TIME IN ANOTHER WORLD.EVERYBODY KNEW WHO I WAS.
Gaster uses Gentoo because he thinks Arch is too easy and mainstream. That's why Deltarune is taking 11 years.
>>560019832It's weird to think people jerk off without extensive edging but I guess most people have less free time than I do.
>>560034580Good night!
>>560033318youre retarded and wrong
>>560015019I’ve only known him for a few days and I’m already entranced by his world.
shayy BTFO
I still can't believe how hard I won with Chapter 4I knew Gerson was going to be relevant but his role was so much bigger than I dared to hope
>>560035510swap? nice
>>560035886You didn't win, you made an incredibly vague suggestion and got lucky. I'd say someone won if they predicted his mentor dynamic with Susie
>>560036093I can't speak for Anonymous but I won because I liked Gerson and there was Gerson
>>560036072yup. If you know… you know.
>>560034198It still looks more like lynch. People can stop posting on twitter instead of posting everything, just to say OMG, THAT GUY IS EVIL. Again>>560034218As much how strange he is, some of these guys are in fault. There were people who agreed on that stupid roleplay and his girlfriend agreed on polygamy.You're right, because the internet promotes the idea of being a victim.
>>560036093I was the #1 Gerson superfan for 10 years and I got more Gerson than I knew what to do with AND EVEN MORE in the anniversary streamI am the ultimate winner
>omg just let him rape you you don't have to go on twitter and warn other people to not get raped by himCrusader of Shayy...
I wish I was a producer instead of a transportation analyst
>>560036509Oh, I was looking at it from a theories standpoint. Yes, Gerson fans in general won pretty decisively with this game
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>560036234This, I've invested everything not currently in "Asgore's going to be so cool in Chapter 5 that everybody can't help but love him" into Papyrus after winning big during Chapter 4
>>560036853chapter 5 is the asgore, papyrus and mettatonfags last chance
>>560036853You're going to lose here. Papyrus is implied to be showing up around the same time as Asriel, which Asgore made clear in chapter 4 isn't festival day
>>560036853As much as I want to see Papyrus, I just don't see him ever appearing in the game at all.
>>560037252he's in the description for the game
>>560037148Fact: Asriel will arrive earlier than anticipated because he got worried about Kris being alone at the festival since the internet went out and this will become a major obstacle to Kris's evil plan
>>560037290...and the description says we won't see him.
>>560037252Why not? That would be confusing, disappointing and dumb. Where did he come from in Undertale then?
I don’t care about asgore and I hope he barely gets any screentime in ch5 because he is a weak character
>>560037352I unironically think Asriel knight would be a better counterpoint than this series of logic leaps
>>560037580The facts will force you to your knees 6 or 7 months from now
Asgore talks to flowersPapyrus talks to flowersCOINCIDENCE??yes
13 on topic posts in a row, is that a record?
>>560036324I don’t get it
>>560037394there's a joke about him being busy, not a guarantee his character won't appear. what does toby gain from separating the iconic brother duo
>>560037120I'm confident about Asgore being cool (to me at least and that's all that matters), but I doubt Papyrus is going to have a huge roll in the story like anything close to what Gerson had. I just want a few nice scenes and to talk with him at least, though I obviously wouldn't turn down seeing him be important somehow
>>560037724Asriel can't leave college until his semester is actually over, he can't just desert his school because he's suddenly worried about Kris being lonely and it's close enough to a break period, that's not how it works
Tenna sex
find her dawt ogg
oddly adorable amputee fave
>>560038217I wish it was I miss my mommy
>>560037252There's a special response for every notable NPC in the Gonermaker.PAPYRUSFAGS AND QCFAGS... COPE FOREVER!!
>>560032565yup, Japan. according to stats.
>>560038575how unc looks at me after i say six sayven
>>560038217It's the weekend and he has a lot of valid reasons to worry for KrisBesides I always read Asriel coming next week as him showing up on like Monday instead of the weekend
fave is exhausted with people constantly trying to pick holes in anything and everything under the pretense of social justice
>>560015019>>559973125>>559975047Asgore and Battat could be obtained at HOME WORLD.Berdley can be obtained at the NEW LAB. It appears some shady salesman figure reopened the fountain after he himself had closed it. He downloaded all sorts of nasty viruses and things to the computers beforehand, too. I guess he expected he could be its new ruler if he made the fountain, but in its new form, it wasn't exactly worth ruling, so he left. Berdly, meanwhile, returned to the computer lab, and ended up in this strange world. This world knows that his true desire is to be loved, and is willing to indulge this desire.Interestingly, you'll need someone who already has a LoveNest account to access this area of the Dark World. Maybe you should return once you've been to ICE-Es? Then you'll be able to get to Berdly.
I wish fave would pick my... ah... my heart just isn't in it. *lies down quietly*
>>560039027If no one ever picked holes we'd still be living in caves.
I got my baby sis to finally play undertale today for the first time, I got her to kill toriel just to scare her with flowey knowing what she did =)
>>560039485you're not allowed to draw a buffalo, that's problematic, said the caveman, slapping the stick out of another caveman's hand
>>560039256one of them blooky days
this video is REALLY loud so watch out but it's cool https://x.com/awawaven01/status/2031762400765214937
>>560038305
>>560039628do not make her play that she's gonna grow up one of those alt bpd retarded bitches
the overwhelming feelings of self-hatred, missing out and simultanously not being able to fit in anywhere vanish every time i take my pillsthere's an emotional subhuman living inside me and i am slowly poisoning that subhuman to death
>>560040836actually that just sounds like the medication is successful at its intended function
>>560039694grog say real gazellechads rule threadbuffalochuds seethe at grog
https://youtu.be/RDtDrYiGmt0?si=1vjtPCMJJS_XDxhf has anyone seen this?
>>560040398I am not letting her only experience with video games be with a tablet and minecraft, I'm showing her actual games like blue dragon, old genesis games and now undertale, she's going to find out about the game eventually so I might as well make sure she's normal about it, I say this despite ending up being a faggot so idk, if she ends up being a bpd retard then that's on her
>>560041197yes it sucks i already tried it and it's not good enough for masturbating
>>560040836I wish mine vanished when I took my pills
>>560040836>He took the normal pillsSave bricked
>>560041372It made some faggots on X pretty pissed though
>>560037983he’s talking about thishttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox
>>560041645using that as a measure of quality is pretty fucking stupid
>>560015019Finished short and sweet fic requests:>Kris having to bail Ralsei out of Hometown jail post-game, for whatever reason you can come up withhttps://rentry.org/vzruupx2>mettaton and alphys playing a video game togetherhttps://rentry.org/2pnxefso>sans making papyrus a sandwichhttps://rentry.org/82cocmxw>Dess and little Kris sharing a cute moment before catching up to Asriel and Noelle.https://rentry.org/9ixuxd9c(I wanted to do >>559626737 too but couldn't find an idea I was happy with.)Can I have some more requests, this time for slightly bigger stories? Medium-length and chewy, let's say.
>>560041645Yeah and it made me pretty pissed too because it sucks, you can't even replay the sex scenes properly in the gallery or you just get softlocked and have to relaunch the game, that's how much it sucks. Not that they're any good anyways. When do we get in-character artstyle accurate porn games
>>560041343you're a slothful ignorant aids-ridden subhuman and i hope you die of a heart attack in your sleep, i'll be praying for your misfortune tonightfuck you faggot
>>560036509oh no he didn't want to live in a paralyzing emotional prison for the rest of his life, he's doomed
Is it possible to kill so sorry once you're locked onto true pacifist (like, right before you go to the true lab) without aborting it?
>>560042553this was meant for >>560041516
People used to really like drawing UT characters as dragons, kinda cool actually
I need chara cuddles, that is all.
>>560042747nope now gersons on meds good job bucko
Post thick as fuck underrune characters.
>>560042430If you have siblings then you'd understand, I'm showing her actual good games that isn't soley roblox
>>560043075Obligatory
>>560039628Oh you’re the same guy who tries to coherence his little sister into drawing fetish art behind your mom’s back
>>560042010Nice, will read them later
I thought Kwite was just making Deltarune videos because it was popular a few months ago why the fuck is he still going
Is this a true or false statement /utg/:>after undertale's release, every video game toby has contributed to in some way that isn't his own creation turns to shit
>>560043248i dunno who that is but perhaps they like deltarune
>>560043230Fuck no??? There's someone here who did that?? I'm just showing her games I played when I was her age, mainly rpgs
>>560043075
>>560043230incredible autistic misread of that drawing situation
>>560042010something with gerson could be good because people are talking about himmaybe him interacting with a character we haven't seen him interact with, like sans, mettaton or one of the ghosts
>>560043615wasn't he just trying to get her to read that one drawing book everyone recommends lmaothis place gets way too bored
>>560043753Seconding Gerson meeting Sans
>>560043428>also a charafagTotally>>560043615>>560043778Read the threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556069404/#q556082573
>>560043778yes I wonder how that's going. i hope he took my advice about trying to bond with her about stuff she likes instead of shoving adult oriented boring instruction manuals into her hands
>>560042753This but Frisk
>>560044006I don't need to read it, I was there. still an autistic misread of the situation.
>>560044334Keep samefagging for yourself bro
>>560043090i have siblings and i showed her undertale myself, she turned out an annoying bitchdo not fucking do it faggot i am warning you
>>560044450nice argument, way to prove me right
>>560044574i doubt any of it is in good faith
Toriel paw massage
>>560044452sister wouldn't fuck you huh
>>560044638you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and bait for (you)s?
>>560042753Chuddles
>>560044574Your autistic sperg ass shows her your raunchy chara frisk art collection and your mom discourages against this, you are in the wrong and being perverted with your young sister
>>560044006God damn it, I may be a charafag but I'm not him, she's actually normal since she actively asks me to play streets of rage with her, not whatever the fuck I just read in that thread>>560044452I played it at her age and I like to think I ended up fine, plus it's kinda too late since she's loving the game so far, we got up to the snowdin part and I'm even doing full on voice acting for her, it's fun
>>560043209Canon accurate and cutie
Only two replies?I am... Unsatisfied.
>>560039628Why are you grooming your sister into becoming yet another pacicuck?
>>560045129Sorry Seru-dono, for some reason schizo drama is consuming the thread
>>560039628Get her to do the genocide run
I am super gassy today
>>560045025>I'm even doing full on voice acting for her, it's funLol you are the same guy
>>560045025dont fall for the bait just keep having fun with your family
still thinking of the vid of a femanon fingerblasting her pussy while talking about chapter 2
>>560045720We already talked about that last thread
>>560045720I don't wanna fuck real people often but that femanon is an exception
>>560045226I'm getting her to do pacifist first so she can appreciate the genocide run afterwards>>560045375I will, I'm gonna get her attached to the characters first>>560045578Idk how ro prove I'm not, I don't hide any of this with my mom and she's certainly not drawing any weird shit>>560045693Trust me I'm not, I'm just happy she's liking the game as much as I did back then, idk why some anons gets weird about this, like playing video games with my siblings is a core memory for me, it'll be ashame if she doesn't get the same
>>560043075Imagine squeezing your soul under her thighs when she's sitting and how warm that'd feel.
>>560044652
men
horses
edgelords
>>560044714can't say anything about family without you thinking about incest>>560045025i really can't do much, and i feel bad for her, you've settled her fate and killed her future. next it will be either an autistic interest in AUs or other games that groomy trannies love like omori or oneshot and it's a pipeline from there, and you are a faggot so you clearly didn't turn out wellin some uncertain point in the future she will start watching degenerate yaoi shit while you're sucking dick and your parents will wonder if there's any reason as to why you all turned out like that while my warning rests on an archival site somewhere distant but present, you're all fucked
What would you think if someone you met said their favorite band is the Beatles when asked
>>560046568blue men
>>560046325I really like this guy's images lol. I really respect cartoonists and the art of conveying emotions and feelings with weird styles
>>560046568Ralsei is a BOY. His ass has NOT graduated from any coming of age ceremony.
Lady goat monsters.
>>560046568Very fluffy men
does anyone else think that Noelle and the player would be a better unit than Kris and the soul? Similar to the player and frisk but this partner can actually talk with us is what I imagine
>>560044837
>>560044924again, not him>shows her your raunchy chara frisk art collectionwhat the fuck are you talking about. screenshot where he said this.
>>560046930Relax dude, it's siblings playing video games together and if she turned out to be a fag too? I don't care
>>560046930>some random kid I don't know playing undertale RAPED me
>>560047892
>>560044924>shows her your raunchy chara frisk art collectionBased if it was girl Frisk and Chara porn.
>>560048098https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556069404/#556083786Think about the type of art that is getting posted here by our charafags for a minute
>>560048472
oh my god he's fucking baiting stop replying to him, you already explained it logically and he's still going on about it in circles because he's fucking baiting you
>>560048547>autistic misread of the situationhe didn't say he showed it to her, retard. she's already playing undertale, she definitely knows how to use the internet. I was looking up weird shit as an only child in elementary school
>>560048937I did stop, it's some other anon replaying now
>>560048701
>>560048937
it is most likely that he is showing her the art than her finding it, 4chan posters aren’t the most genuine people
post robot.
I want to remove my mittens and place my warm hands on his cheeks to keep him toasty, to make him hot cocoa with extra marshmallows and sip it with him on a bench as we watch the snow fall, to have him lean me against a streetside lamppost for a romantic kiss under the burning orange glow to break the silence of night. The urge to do sappy lovey-dovey stuff with him during the winter is intense
>>560049175
>>560049065
>>560049606i thought this was a "who is getting the best head" picture from the thumbnail
>>560049419cute, rare to see him bashful
>>560049727Only Kris has a dick to get head, though.
>>560050210head is universal unless frisk and chara are nulls
>>560050210Chara is a bratty shota with a huge cock
IM NEVER EATING PUSSYIN THE CYBER WORLD AGAIN
I have GOT to get my dick suckedGet my dick- Get my dick- Get my dick sucked
>>560049803
im jerking off as i make this post
Everybody just wants to touch their dick
>>560050210Doesn't eating pussy out still count as giving head?
>>560051356I didn't know that.
My Life As A Teenage Robot but with these two
>>560051356I guess but "giving head" is a term because penises have a "head". You usually eat out a woman, not give her head but it is 2026 after all.
homosexuality in his eyes
>>560050384Chara will always be a loli
>>560051685The purpose of the glasses is to filter the lethal homosexuality levels
>>560051685Fruity gay boy
>>560051603Gigaclits prove you wrong
>>560051968Never heard of that before in my life but that's probably for good reason.
Ral
>>560051603the clit is the head, all fetuses start out as female
>>560051968gross
>>560051603that doesn't mean sense. the blowjob giver is "giving" their head. you RECEIVE head.
oppa favenam style
eeerm, the correct term is "performing fellatio"
my boy
Actually the correct term is swallowing dihh
>fave>best starteryou will be judged based on your answers
>>560052547Shyren is probably my favourite non main monster.
Need more overly paranoid and controlling Tenna who thinks Spamton is definitely cheating on him whenever they're apart, and he's right, Spamton is 100% cheating and doing whatever he wants. They're both toxic to each other.
>>560053034I don't play pokemon
>>560052909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGE6EDYQME
I just realized all the secret bosses are based on patients a doctor would have>Jevil is connected to doctors because "But Doctor, I am Pagliacci">If your computer has a virus, it'd need a computer doctor>Old people need doctors.
Has anyone here not touched Undertale since their initial true pacifist playthrough? I'm sure at this point some number of people have stuck to their guns on leaving the game's universe alone for more than a decade but I wonder how many it actually is.
>>560053034JevilCyndaquilSorry, Totochuds, that's just how it is.
I doubt the person that drew the semi-bara and twinks/twunks and whatever in the first Magma is still here, but thank you for doing it
>>560053226and eram from mantle knows dr mario
>>560053034>kris>turtwigbite me, i like the big turtle
>>560053234I did neutral, true pacifist, and I remember your genocides in that order leaving the world empty but I didn't complete the mission because half the characters still showed up in Deltarune anyways.
post blonde desses
>>560053034AsgoreTotodile (unless Mareep is available early enough in which case I swap for that)
>>560053496That's just punk Noelle.
>>560053034>FaveChara>StarterChimchar.
>>560053389...are you me?
anyone saw the new merch?
>>560053034Toriel and I still love Bulbasaur, I don't care about stats
>>560053651no, but you could be mine
>>560053769We did and kinda bitched about it for a few minutes.
>>560053034Pikachu who follows you in Yellow
>>560053034Papy and Tepig
>>560053034mettaton and I think squirtle is neat :^)
>more Krisfag yaoi
I don't understand why Undertale resets when you write Gaster in the name field. That game does not have a DEVICE layer. Its world is always flowing forward in time when you're not playing it. Deltarune's reality is implied to to be suspended by Gaster when not being played, with the player's presence being required for the story to progress.
>>560054170god I fucking love yaoi
On the topic of Pokeymans, I must say that the only Toby Fox Pokemon song I remember is the one who composed for Sword and Shield. And that's really only because it's a remix of a song he already made.
>>560053034PapTreecko
I just want a little snacky snack
>>560053804we'd be each others
>>560054890I got fruit snacks in my cabinet :3
>>560043267Do the rhythm games with Undertale music count as games he contributed music to? Because all of those are still going strong.
>>560055045
>>560054973hand in hand to face the dark, partner.
>>560055225Those are Undertale contributions put into the rhythm games, not music Toby made specifically for those games.
>>560043267Pokemon started to become ass before Toby even touched it.
>>560043267Toby did the composition and arrangement for the version of Megalovania in Smash.Pokemon was always going to be shit regardless of Toberto's involvement.And apparently there was a farming game he did a little bit of music for that's done okay.
>>560042010bp and mettaton getting together romantically
>>560042010SOUL talks to Frisk and Chara about Deltarunes.
I like to fave it fave it
>>560056539I read this as "bpd and mettaton getting together" and was about to be like "yeah, I can see that honestly"
underfell burgerpants that goes by bp which stands for black pill
mleh
Fuzzy legs
>>560043753>him interacting with a character we haven't seen him interact withhas ever interacted with paps? I feel like that could be very fun and/or heartfelt and earnest
>>560043267Is Toby cursed?
INTERESTING.VERY INTERESTING.NOW.>fave>least fave
>>560056814
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh TENNA SEX I WANT TO FUCK TENNA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT TENNA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
>>560057316this but kris (on me)
>>560057316so gross I cant wait for plapping and splurting being the go to words for sex onomatopoeia to be over
I want fave to call me a racial slur so I can angry fuck her
>>560057110Papy and uhhhhh I am pretty neutral on Chespin I guess
>>560057316gaster wrote this
>>560057109Yes
>>560057110Faded Blue RudinnMr Society
>>560057316This but with Noelle (loli version)
>>560057316Literally me but I can't get him pregnant :(
>>560043267Yiik became more perfect
millions of women want to fuck tenna but 0 want his baby
>>560054170krisfags have among the lowest rates of favefag-on-favefag violence in /utg/city
>>560057768>gastennaIntriguing
>>560058152I would have at least 3 of his babies if I could
wheres my susiejob at
>>560058172krisfags are in a constant docile state of krislust
He's just so cute I can hardly withstand it, I've seen some people get the compulsion to aggressively smoosh/pinch cute things and that happens to me tenfold except with basically every form of kind physical contact the more I look at him
>>560058152sonuntrue
>>560058814son untrue? but of course, that's what I just said
>>560058731can you blame us, kris is the perfect object of desire
>>560058894*shakes with rage* it was a typo and you know it. anyways I will use this as an excuse to ask it tenna would be a good or bad dad, imo he'd be a lot like ashore but worse, since he is so emotional and has those extreme highs and lows.
I love them
I want to fix every problem in fave's life or at least be there for her and support her in everything even though in canon she would probably wrinkle her nose when I make eye contact
>>560059258Who?
>>560056098>Toby did the composition and arrangement for the version of Megalovania in Smash.Havent played in forever but iirc the second wave of dlc happened after sans was added as a costume, and on top of all dlc characters being meter trash wave 2 had Steve which has broken the game to a lot of players from what I hear (never played competitive enough to know for sure)
What do you guys think the 7 flowers will become in asgore's flower shop dark world?
kris will be mine and mine and mine and mine and yours and ours and mine
why is it everytime i take a break from this place the captcha gets worse nowalso to the anon making site themes (if youre still here), you may wanna see this
>>560057110>faveSpamton.>least faveThe deer thing in the room with Lesser Dog's station. All they do is make that specific room less funny with their bland-as-fuck dialogue explaining what is already very apparent. Absolutely disgusting that that was left in the final game.
>>560059350the 0.5 seconds of screentime reindeer
>>560059508>kris getting spit roasted by two vessels, leaking out from both ends without a single thought behind those beautiful, scarlet eyes
>>560055398What about that Touhou rhythm game that Toby composed 2 original tracks for?
SMELLS LIKE THE CREEPY PASTA'S READY
What does /utg/ think Gaster is actually trying to do? What's his endgame?
>>560059095I mean, he kept his only actual child in a closet.
>>560059751How'd you end up in 4 captcha hellMine are only 1 click long and half the time it's not required
We must progress this madness to see what happens
https://files.catbox.moe/iah30l.mp4a silly video with a cute voice that fits noelle
>>560061791w(heelchair) b(alls) gaster
Fave is hungry but isn't going to eat so fave can finally be under 200 pounds for the first time since he was in high school
FRISK DAISUKI!! CHARA DAISUKI!! HOOMANS DAISUKI!!
>>560062197can i rub yo belly
>>560061791Im assuming a combination of being off the internet entirely for about a week and the amount of times ive had to restart my computer in that week. Before I left it was only ever 1 easy captcha now and thenNever seen these types of captchas before though, they are itching to make it worse and worse everytime
>>560062197eat popcorn
>>560062416queen is suicidebaiting both proship and antiship teens, for lulz.
>>560061997>CoL reacting to it
In an ideal world, all /utg/ women are fit and all /utg/ men are fat. Make my dream come true you fat nasty whores and skinny twiggy “men”
laughing at stupid funny videos is good for the soul
>>560063336ooo you wanna touch my soft belly and hips so bad oooo
>>560061791i use incognito mode to browse so i get to play the fun warioware micogames more
>>560063590why?
>>560063336Will this have a positive impact on the world?
>>560063336i was already a fat can i have a gf now
>>560064723Yes but it's a gf (male)
>>560064587No, but it would be really funny>>560064723Inshallah you followed my ways, you may have a death feeder gf granted to you
>>560063563Honestly caveman carrying a woman sounds like the best thing ever
>>560065240that + princess carrying my ex awakened something in my peanut brain and made me feel like the manliest man to ever man it up
cummiescummiescummiescummies chameeeleeooooooonyou cum and goooooo you cuuuum and goooooooooooo
>>560063336>No fat womenHell on Earth.
>>560063336>all /utg/ women are fit>no bbwsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>560067437Cell, use that perfect nucleus of yours and ask the immortal question: "Why not both?"
>start replaying a game which doesn't appeal to me just because there's a mod that adds faveIs the faveitis terminal
>>560063840re-read it, I explained why in my initial post B)
>>560068193I may be stupid
Fave has been playing poker night at the inventory and has realized how much they fucking suck at poker
The creator of Undertale, Shayy
>>560069007Toby better unleash the Wolf on Nikita Bier for this
>>560069007Lmaoooo I love these dumb fucking ai news summaries
>>560068914im all in
>>560071202Foldsville.
>>560071443Baldsville
need fat succulent COCK
In.
post charas :3
>>560071202i'm batman
>>560063336I couldn't gain wait if I tried. I've always bounced around 110-130lbs for as long as I can remember.
What if fave constantly left braindead gooner comments on NSFW art within a community where people typically don't don't leave braindead gooner comments
>>560071443What UT/DR character would have Tycho's playstyle (ie. they're the only one that plays the game with any sort of real strategy)
>>560073708Muffet
my boobs hurt
>>560074226Why
my favorite general slash yew tee gee slash dash undertale slash deltarune general is fucking dead
>>560074226Mine don't
>>560074316
>>560074520having to wait for the next nintendo direct to hear anything is kinda gay
Why is Susie willing to attack darkners past ch1?
>>560074226uhuhuhu cool
>>560074520Could be worse. We could be the poor bastards at /5N@F/.
>>560074535
>>560068914You should play riichi mahjong instead, it builds character
>>560074717Actually scratch that, imagine being in /mita/ - MiSide General. There's probably like 5 people left in that general at this point.
fave has had a revelation that butthead and muffet have laughs similar to each other when you type them out
>>560073708Sans and he would bring his terrible quips too, to more effectively ragebait the player
>>560074907I like seeing her interpreted as all sorts of reptiles
>>560074975katawa shoujo general is still alivethe current thread has been alive since sunday
>>560074593Because she trusts that kris knows what theyre doing, believing that they have their own reasons to beat these darkners up and isnt just being a sadistic fuck hurting everybody for fun(Besides, she never actually changed her mind on attacking darkners, she just chilled out a bit after beating lancer to a pulp, in fact, she doesnt oppose you telling her to beat the ever living shit out of chaos king without even trying to talk
>>560075135OF A MONTH AGO
>>560075235>surely that's an exaggera- TWENTY-FOUR DAYS?!
>>560075191I feel like at some point she should be questioning it though yeah? Sure she isnt in our position she cant now EVERYTHING that happens in a Neutral run is because we didnt spare that singular darkner 5 hours ago, but at some point she'd notice all the darkners they dont recruit dont end up in Castle Town right? Or that because they didnt spare the lesser darkners there was no one to help her fix Tenna.
>>560075115tycho sans getting off to giraffe toriel
I will make hat from you little fave.
>>560075436But that's the thing, how would she have known the other darkners would have helped her fix Tenna? And besides, she's only required to go to Castle Town 3 times, one of which has all the recruits unlocked by default and the other two she's thinking about the whole Knight thing too much to be paying enough attention to the fact it's unusually empty. Not that it's TOO unusually empty either, because it already started off entirely deserted, so any sort of recruits existing at all is a big enough change.
>>560075420that's nothing, go look at /po/. Not pol, the papercraft generalthere is a thread from 9 years ago that is still up right now calling pokemon sun and moon "new"
>>560075918>generali meant board whoops
>>560074927I will only play Mahjong when they add a Sans skin to Mahjong Soul
>>560075845>how would she have known the other darkners would have helped her fix Tenna?Doesnt she say she tried asking them for help and they wouldnt because her group fought them?And iirc Queen points out to Kris while Susie is with him that she doesnt see everyone (more notably nubert) if you dont recruit everyone so she cant be completely unaware
https://youtu.be/8j4Rn3Y227o
Fave is playing Scott Pilgrim EX and hates how they're trying to redeem Gideon like he's a fucking Hazbin character. Why the fuck did he take up a playable slot, who asked for this?
>>560075918impressive
>>560075918i will take this excuse to bring up that the funniest thing about the hack was /po/ accidentally getting fused with /tv/ when the site came back
the /haha/ thread on trash started on /co/ and hasn't updated at all, not even a crumb of content, for eight years with the comic itself wrapping up ten years ago. /utg/ doesn't know the good times when they are currently enjoying them
>>560076489It can't have been 10 years... homestuck totally ended 6 years ago right?
>>560076489Who the fuck cares
>>560076802nayrt but this 4/13 it will be ten years since homestuck ended yes
>>560076489I lowkey blame COVID and the lockdowns. People who joined around the Chapter 2 days are probably used to threads moving as fast as possible because it's not like anybody had anything else to do back then.
>>560076854I think you care anon.You care a lot and you're afraid of it.
>>560076880
>>560077015DARKNER GOLD
>20 year old youtube links exist now for anime nobody watches anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
>>560077295it's okay everyone's gonna watch paranoia agent after toby namedrops it during the next anniversary stream trust the plan
>>560077689don't be ridiculous
>>560077918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1tCD3Xu8I
this thread is TAKING TOO LONGtalk about what games you're playing or what faves cum tastes likefuggin anything
i love paranoia agent
I bought the Paranoia Agent Blu-Ray weeks ago and still haven't watched it
I want to turn back time and make my parents young again and make them happy
>>560079189lil' slugger is gonna get yahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQHwetifss4
>>560019387bbc container
>>560078552I'm gay
https://youtube.com/shorts/76kta8bd1sM my fav take on noelle knight
>>560080515Are you gay enough to concentrate your gay powers and use them to advance the gay agenda?
>>560078552a roblox escape room game with some other faggot, i'm dead so i can only spectateit tastes weirdly sweet
>>560074226Sometimes I got this pain in one of my testicles. It lasts about like 7 seconds.
>>560081661it's trying to go to mars :)
Fave thinks that orgasms feel so much better when you feel like you need to pee so they've started chugging water before masturbating.
This is like when you draw nine fucking mana in a row. Anybody?
i play cyber-stein to summon black skull dragon
Favorite Beatle of each character >KrisJohn Lennon>SusieRingo Starr>RalseiPaul McCartney>NoellePaul McCartney>BerdlyGeorge Harrison>TorielPaul McCartney>AsgoreJohn Lennon>AsrielGeorge Harrison
does anyone here at all know what this is referencing?
>>560083016I’ll try this too
>>560083016>didnt get ittop zozzle newfrog!
>>560083016It knows /utg/ deeploreshut it down
Nice
>>560083016Next time eat a salad?
>>560077295Hey I watched it over a week ago with friends and it was a blast
>>560078552i played a few minutes of killing floor today
>>560083874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>734792945Sorry, but do you find the concept hard to grasp?Women are better at writing women and men are better at writing men (better being in ease not quality), not that they physically can't write other genders, but those characters are lens'ed through their lived perspective.Toriel is a female character written by a man, and it shows.
Bromeister is talking to dead people
good morning chat
>>560084035you forgot to subtract the g
I subtracted fave
>>560084089gyod myorning, nyumbers~
>>560078552I was playing Poker Night and lose to fucking Max.
>>560084089Goat morning goatbrother
>>560084165hello hello how are you doing
>>560083016What is the website
>>560084189You lost money to a gay bunny instead of going to foldsville? I could understand if it was Sam's conservative wall of boring moves but you can basically just take Max's money he doesn't care about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ6ltKuGY9Q
>>560084207hello hello how are you doing
>>560084089>>560084220Goat morning!I'm doing well and getting ready for the day ahead.
>>560084402I'm good, winding down and getting ready for bed.
>>560078552Playing the Binding of Isaac with the Undertale/Deltarune mod trying to unlock my fave and brainstorming some stuff to write about them soon
>>560084220im dewing pretty good! thanks for asking, fren :Dim working on some sprites for my game right now, so thats pretty cool! how are you doing?
What if Gaster has a big ultra high res photorealistic poster of John Lennon on the wall of his lab when you meet him and it's never called attention to
>>560082950who likes yoko ono
>>560085290Tenna can relate to her
>>560084403glad to hear! :D>>560084629sleep well fren :)>>560084803i wish you luck on the sprite work fren :Di am playing civ5 right now :D
>>560084372it's called youraislopbores.me
A reminder that DELTARUNE's prophecy is inspired by charle's manson's idea of the helter skelter
>>560085768Deltarune is going to incite a race war between the Whites and Blacks? Yeah, I can see it.
>>560084980Nothing of value is gonna happen. It will start another wave of forced memes on Xitter, it's gonna be friend inside me and the brown Gaster door all over again. The next time Toby posts anything there will be hundreds of replies with picrel.The best that could happen, but it's still whatever>Gaster x Beatles fanart, like Gaster at a concert>Beatles songs in the style of Deltarune or the other way around>Someone will make a fake chapter leak with the Beatles singing at the festival or something
>>560086246Fuck, I kind of want to see a beatles inspired secret boss or something
>>560083016Everybody tell your friends
>>560086246https://youtube.com/watch?v=W1w_pWTQnwUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=w_lWHJ14TUk
new bread when
>>560087470Bruh, we still at 735 posts. Wait a bit.
>>560087470when you make it
morning wood moment
>>560087593Despite being called numbers, the pedozoophile cannot count
The White House is going to use Undertale/Deltarune footage and Toby is going to have to make a statement about his disapproval of it. It's happened with like 3 or 4 media properties I like already, it's only a matter of time
>>560088156Lucky, I need to use viagra to even get it up now just so it doesn't get affected by penis atrophy, I'm not even old either :(
>>560087470Since you asked>>560088637>>560088637>>560088637
>>560088714>>560088714>>560088714new ralsie bread
>>560088641>still 10 posts off bump limitwhy listen to the retard?
>>560088641>>560088742 -_-
>>560088641>>560088742>2 threads made early during dead hours You guys are so retarded
>>560088641>>560088742remind me not to bake ever again holy fuck
>>560088586HRT?
>>560088441As revenge, Toby will personally tell his fans that he will release Chapter 6 and 7 early if Democrats win the mid-terms.
>>560088637>>560088637On time
