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yankomanko
>oguri cap (as in going to cheat me out of a cm win) thread
what if the umas ran like actual horses
>>560041014It should've been a bestgirl thread
Digitan LOVE
it's over. it's so fucking over. and it's never coming back.
>>560040881I BELIEVE IN MY GOAT CAN WIN THIS AGAIN PAYPIGS AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>560041014>oguri is a cheat!t. botter
>>560041106true
Post your warface /uma/Baker baked too early.
>>560041204
>guys are manlets>foids are fat>everyone is an uncThis general is cooked.
Thank you paypigs for keeping the game alive
>Long S>Turf S>Mile 3* with Long 4* grandparents with a lot of skills Thanks Hishiama very cool
>>560041152Could a human even lift an uma?Don't they have like giga omega muscles?
IF YOU WIN WITH OGURI CAP YOU DIDN'T WINIF YOU WIN WITH SMARU YOU DIDN'T WINIF YOU WIN WITH VBOURBON YOU DIDN'T WINIF YOU WIN WITH TAIKI YOU HALF WONIF YOU WIN WITH DIGITAL THAT'S BASED BECAUSE SHE BTFO YOUR OSHI UNLESS SHE IS YOUR OSHI THEN YOU WONIF YOU WIN WITH URARA YOU WONIF YOU WIN WITH ARDAN(heh) YOU WONIF YOU WIN WITH PASA YOU DESERVE HEMORRHOIDS
>>560041321>winshoeh
>>560041152Man I should make some AI slop videos of maruzensky breast expansionUnfortunately grok gets really pissy if you try to do paizuri but you can SOMETIMES trick it with camera angles
>>560041321HOEEEH
Legalize intergenerational sex
>>560041263Perfect for matchmaking
>>560041507It's only illegal if you're a terminally online retard who has never had or will have sex anyways
>first raffle event with her
>>560041429>>560041482I forgot about Falcon, very forgettable
>>560040881this op image does not portend favorable events for me
>>560041263Umas love Oji-sans
>>560041571DOTOSEX
>>560041458>grok gets really pissy if you try to do paizuriclothed and perpendicular scenarios with words like "playful pushing" are your best friend for creating those.
are (YOU) going to be recording and posting your race?i am
>>560041626SNUGGLING WITH HER BIG DOTOS
Is today the new scenario or is it tomorrow?
>>560041103naked?
>>560041707I've always recorded my races since Cancer Cup but I never post them
>>560041482Who is this uma and why do I keep seeing her?
>>560041707I always record but never post
>>560041604
>>560041732idk
Predict the qol drop in 15 minutes.
>>560041707I'll record it but I'll only post if if I win.
If I lose I will rape you
>>56004178150k monies :DDDDDD
>>560041571Congrats, buddy. She is very cute, enjoy your time with her.>>560041728HUGE DOTO'S DOTOS
>>560041204*high pitched powerup screaming sfx*
>>560041620My favorite so far, Tama is such a cute idiot
>>560041263Need one of these two to rape me
Hey guys, if you could please stop ERPing in the (optional) club discord, even if it's ironic, that would be awesome, thanks.
Thoughts?
>>560041978ironic?
>>560041798I need this uma inside me NOW
>>560041978Mambros... not like this...
>>560041987w-what goes in the uma curry?
>>560041263i am a long skeleton
>CM1 : ABSOLUTE TRIUMPHANT PULSE META>CM2 : Goldshi with a side of TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM3 : Front meta with a TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM4 : TRIUMPHANT PULSE feat 2 dominators>CM5 : I'M NOT GOING TO SUGARCOAT IT, TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM6 : POTENTIAL MAN feat MUTATED TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM7 : TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM8 : Thank god for sloptubers' XOguri >CM9 : MUTATED TRIUMPHANT PULSE>CM10 : IF LOSING, WINWHEN AM I NOT GOING TO SEE OGURI IN A CM
>>560041978and not use it's function?
>>560042106oguri franchise
>>560041987I will not suck the pacifier I will not hold the rattle I will not wear the diaper
>>560041263I don't care if she's fat just give me one that will love me
is the oguri thing a meme or something? I very rarely see oguri win matches this cm
>>560042106>when og oguri doesn't work, xoguri does>when they stop working, cyngray will be releasedNever
>>560042106CM11 won't have oguris
i'm so fucking scared qmos...
>>560042125her dad is gonna kill you when he gets back from iran...
Are you quitting if you lose?
>>560041204I BELIEVE
>>560042280
>>560042280Why the FUCK would I ever quit uma over CM
>>560042280I did say I was quitting today regardless
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW OSHI MUTATORS AT
Good EveningI am not ready to lose bros
Digitan WILL win tonightShe WILL attend the post race orgyShe WILL sit in her cuck throne and watch respectfully
how do some niggas find air shakur attractive
Rate my Valentine’s Day umas
If 7 I match with a shitter lobbyAny other odd number I get thrown into a front heavy lobbyother even number I get thrown into a generic lobby with 50/50 chances0 and I go against john cygames and his Ug umas from hell
>>560040881What did we learn last thread
>>560042280I'm happy that I got into A finals so no
>>560042487
>>560042487HOLY SHIRAOKI
>>560041987My thoughts? Well let's see.I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>560042394Right here>>560042472I like mean girls and girls that look great in suits
>>560042543You and me both
>>560042472>post sexo>how is this not attractive This is bait isn’t it
>>560042273ah yes, blame the trainer when he's the one getting raped
>>560042487witnessed
I'm gonna miss the finals rush because there are multuple outages at work. Why can't I have nice things...
>>560042487Shiraoki-sama has blessed me.
>>560042487Congrats on your plat title anonPlease share some of your luck with me
>>560041290they weight like people not like real horses
>>560042394I had to mutate her because I kept having nightmares that she would leave me if I didn't at least try
>>560042531Maruzensky is the ideal uma
WITH THE POWER OF THIS 7, YOU WILL LOSE TO TRIUMPHANT PULSE
I DONT WANT TO QUERE
If this post ends in 0 I'm bricked permanently.
>>560042768bwo you're not supposed to post the full image even if it is a thumbnail
>>560042756Nice try. Check this seven and I bless everyone who replies with a CM win.
Evens and everyone below this post loses
>>560042472Uggo means she's desperate
I have only reached A Finals once
>>560041204MY LAISU ULALA AND DIGITAN CAN PULL THIS OFF
AHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>5600428787 and you always have to spark
>>560042280My last CM win was CM6
>>560042878Mr cuddlebug
>>560042731maruzensky's hot hairy hag hole
>>560042878B finals is already considered as a loss to some people so this changes nothing
Danchou said it's my turn to be super creek
Time for Oguri to win me yet another CM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>no smart falcons>I'm podium favourite>every other horse is A+ versus my S/S+I'M GOING TO LOSE SO HARD
>every time my umas are favorites I lose>umas are fav 1, 2 and 4I'm gonna get fucking 3rd
WE IN TRHERE AHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CYGENEROUS
its over
good god if that urara was another falco everyone would've had the same team
>3rd place
OGURI CAPFUCK YOU
ALL OR NOTHINGI BELIEVE>OGURIAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Here we go...
>>560043104AN ENEMY TAIKI OVERTOOK BUT SHE SOMEHOW FUCKING CAME BACK WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm so fucking scared bwos...
>>560042543YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY FIRST PLAT FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY
lol
It feels nice to be a Group B winnder
It's just that easy bros. 9611 lobby
OGURI GAME
>Triumphant Pulse
...
Lost by a head in graded group b it was a fun meet
DAMAGE REPORT?
AAAAA I WON A FINALS IVE NEVER WON A FILES MY HIGHROLL OGURIN FROM YESTERDAY WON GET PULSES
>Won the CM with my star signI can retire in peace
Silver collector……
>>560043361>/3521you didnt win
I HATE DIGITAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I LOVE YOU EL CONDOR PASA. I WON MY FUCKING ZODIAC SIGN. I TRIED SO HARD TO GET A MILE S FRONT S FRONT PASA WITH GW PD DD AND IT PAID OFF. LOVE YOU, YOU MEXICAN LARPER.
It's over
MARU JUST FUCKING RAW DOGGED LATE RACE WHAT THE HELL
>7th gold title in a rowI can't take this anymore
Yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>560042472i find her face pretty and the hairs are cool
>there is one front in the lobby and its pasa>went giga 3rd anyway so its okim ok with it honestly, knew my paces wuld bomb so i tried late gambling, and just got unlucky there
fatass does it again
rate cm10
I'm not even going to record this one
>>560043104>>560043202Maruzensky just being the ultimate uma
>lost to a falco with less than 500 stamina
>>560043394I got the carats idgaf
>an even 10k
>>5600434761/10148
LETS GOOOOO
I love you Taiki...>5,559Still 1st
>groundwork failed to activate on both my fronts
After horrendous luck the previous 3 CMs, I'm just so relieved to have one where I comfortably won.
>>560043503
>>560043361>>560043236Congrats
Beat out two other Taikis, a Falcon, and S Maru with my own Taiki
>>560043476if losing, win/10
>>560043591that might be the lowest number i've seen
>>560043202Had a 73% win rate, seems a low number
>Taiki doesn't ult>Oguri gets BROCKED by a mutated Tachyon>lost to solo FalcoWhatever, it's her CM
>>560043458I got raped......
>>560043167SHE DID ITI BELIEVED ON HER TO PULL THROUGH AND SHE DIDTHATS MY LAISUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>560043423>75% winrate according to Twinkle Monthly Extra>11,069I dominated Aquarius. Thank fuck all that hard work paid off. Hard work pays off, bros.
The fuck does the number means?which is harder high or low numbers?
i'm plowing marustacy for the entirety of tonight as thanks
A fond farewell to a free No Stopping Me, triumphant pulse highroll yesterday yay
>>560043476Front CM
It's over.
>pull cards>get 3rd finemo and 3rd kawakami>impulse pull my uma tix and get ayabeToday was a lucky dayToo bad I'll never use her... I should've saved the tix for Kita... Welp
>>560043503recording a sex tape with dober and then "accidently" sending it to bright to make her cry!
I LOVE YOU SHICHI
>>560043706SOUL ALERT
HOEH
HOW DOES SHE DO ITTHE HAG OF VICTORY
>>560043595>groundwork doesnt activate on my El, get 1st anyways
Falco W
>>560043731The higher the number the harder the lobby.
>>560043476losing to 16k braindead whales that didn't even edit their bio text/10
Fucking bullshit
>>560043731Higher means you and your finals opponents are strong and defeated many other players
>ace has 1000 wit>fails the wit check on her accel skill in the finalsI am THROUGH with this "wit game" BULLSHIT. I will fucking STRANGLE that jap for planting this stupid fucking idea into my head.
I will just win every MANT CM.
>>560043307I was around 9900. Lowest I've gotten.
Ahah ahahaha ha ha haaaaaa ha ha ha haaaa ha haaaah ha
900 carats have been deposited into my account, back to doing a Taishin run
I thought Falco was goner when S.Maru overtook her in the final corner but she came back.
CONUDORU MONUKORI!
>>560043731The number is the total number of people you and your lobby "beat" or placed higher than. Higher numbers means your lobby was harder.
if losing, wi...AAAACK
better luck next time
Posted in the wrong thread but I'm so fucking bitter right now that I'm making the same post again here>i'm the only player in my lobby with an uma higher than a+ rank (my falco and oguri are s rank, my smaru is s+)>race start>both falco and smaru late start and don't trigger groundwork, oguri doesn't get the gamble as backup>2ndThis is the tenth CM in a row where I've made Graded A League Finals and the tenth in a row that I've not won, I'm on a cosmic level of bad luckWhat am I supposed to do at this point
why is it always her? third plat with oguri. she didn't even get to activate pulse.
>>560043764YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>get 3rd once again>ragerolled to get my last FN>30k right into the drain>barely 2k carats leftGood. I hope MANT finish to kill my will to keep playing Wokemusume
>>560043924You are now feeling how I felt last CM, and I did great this time, which means next CM is your CM
She did it
I'm afraid to click on it.... should I wait for tomorrow?
>>560043924cygays are telling you something piggy
>>560043476>all these sandbagger anons with under 10k groupsfuck sealclubbers /10
It was fun
>>560043669Did you just say a Tachyon? Can i see her?
>>560044023S is for Shichi
How's your hall of fame looking?
Curse your Smart Falcon.
>>560043924stop running fronts
post it
long cm is the only thing that matters anyway
>>560043924Run more fronts.
? ? ?
>my Digitan was pace this whole time>Only realized during finals race>3rdI'm so fucking retarded
>>560044002Brother I have felt like this for the last 9 CMs, what more can I do if I'm pulling up with S+ umas and still not getting the Platinum because the game decided it doesn't like me
>>560043476Absolute dogshit. Didn't have any dirt Umas, parent farming fucked me, Ace training was even more painful, and I've spent days trying to at least make something acceptable, but they were always missing key components. I've abandoned dozens of runs and wasted too many pots refilling, and it's during 15 energy event to boot.It was the worst feeling of not being able to actually put together a team that had a competitive chance. I didn't lose because of coin flip or whatever, I never had chance to win to begin with, all because dogshit game refused to cooperate with me during training.
>2ndFirst time I lose a CM but don't feel anything probably because I didn't put too much effort since no good dirt Umas Copano rickey you can't come soon enough
>>560044129BE NOT AFRAID
>>560043924stop caring about CMs
>>560044190how many plats do you have
>>560044129
>>560044226>self doxxbwo
Until I see those decks, you're all piggers.
>>560043476I didn't do well but at least I now know that having a singular strong Uma can carry you straight to A final (albeit it's not enough to win because of RNG). So that's good to know if I'm ever feeling lazy in future CM.
>>560043982Bro we told you not to
>>5600442415, except Taurus because I was new I was boiling in rage the other Cms I lost due to bad rng
>>560044226I lost. I'm gonna throw a debuffer. Enjoy
>>560044058It was just a debuffer, nothing special, but positioned well enough to block my late surger oguri for the entirety of the final stretch
>>560043842Now you have learned that 1.2kpwr 800wit > 800pwr 1.2k wit
>group A 3rd placewhat a nice way to say goodbye to Aoharu
It feels good not just to win but to win by a total of 5 lengths
of course the finals would be the first time i see another suzuka
NO ONE SAW THAT1 UMA ONLY YOU USED IN YOUR FINALS WHETHER YOU WON OR LOST794627657946276579462765
>>560044226You don't get to remove your mistake like this
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOHH IM PULSING INSIDE TAMAAAA
>>560043982>ragerolledthe things you mentally ill fucks do is hilarious
Anyone else get 3rd?
Please don't use your CM loss as an excuse to doom about the fact we are getting vanilla MANT with no qol but bulk buy thank you.
>>560044412The room is already full...
>>560044412bwo it's full 2nd room please
>>560043853I'm just glad I dodged the 13k+ whale lobby this time unlike the RNG slopfest sprint CM we had before.
>>560044226Dacchisbro...
>>560044412>already filled by the time i repostedI'll prob host another one
>>560044083
B
>>560044460Shit sucks
>the only notice posted is CLIPPETY TIPPETY CLOPit's tbover
Silver is better anyway
>>560044412You IDIOTS let the host proc Lone Wolf
NOT THIS TIME FATTY
>>560043167>>560043706WHAT A 10/10 WIN>>560044412NOOOO I WAS TOO BUSY CELEBRATING MY WIN
>>560044460Hey :)
>>560044412Any uma? Ok
why do I win the CM I put the least amount of effort into? 4/10...
here, i'll make one tooONLY ONE UMAONLY IF YOU MADE IT TO FINALS WITH THEM12800793128007931280079312800793
To the anon from last thread…swapping out my oshi umadol for highroll ogurin got me the win.
Ok my mahjong match is over, time to see how well my umas did
>>560044565giga based ulala enjoyer
>>560044565sovl...
Two weeks to learn TB, train parents, then aces. Not gonna make it.
>Lost to a big niger Suzuka
>>560044460me
>>560044610That's how it is for me too. I slacked and win. I was invested this cm and get 3rd. There's a lesson about umamusume being rng game in there somewhere.
your ace for next CM has arrived
Is 1.33.5 a fast time?
>>560044565The only winner this CM
>>560044565>not OG Urarayou didn't win
>[Peachy Silhouette]What the fuck did the Localizer meant by that?
>>560044720it's all randomly generated
>>560043476>Taiki is dumb again but by being in second the whole time rather than fifth>Guy's uncapped A Mile Pasa gets pace promoted and wins because lol Plancha>Even if that wasn't the case, his NY Urara would have gotten anyway because my late surgers didn't feel like gambling today either>Third place is still avoided again lmaoShame, one day KKK Pasa will get a win, but I got plat in Capricorn and phoned this one in, I'm content, put in mediocre effort for garbage CM, get mediocre results, 4/10.
>>560044629>5 taikis
>>560044716
CM 10 Status?https://poal.me/xt11pghttps://poal.me/xt11pghttps://poal.me/xt11pgAfter a 5-CM loss streak, we're so fucking back.
>skills don't activate >loseI would have rather lost to a pulsing NSM Oguri than this happrning
>ZERO FRONTS>3 pace pasas>TAIKI GETS PACE PROMOTED>I get a free win because my pasa was in 2ndBonus Fuku doing her bests
>>560043476My wife won by 4 lengths / 10
>>560044716Hip Hip MUN!
MANY MARUZENSKYShttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=bcbb33b19a13SECOND ROOM UP1 UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM WHETHER YOU WON OR LOST610680436106804361068043IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST RACE PLEASE WAIT A BIT TO LET OTHERS WHO WEREN'T IN FIRST
Kitaaaaaa
YOU SNOOZE YOU GET PULSED
JOBBER ROOOMJOIN ONLY IF YOU GOT 3RD. Jobbers from Group B are welcome too.464527984645279846452798
Reminder that 'ei ei mun' is jpslop and has no place in global.
With Aoharu coming to a close, it is time to share your top 3 umas that you made during this scenario
SHICHI>8th place>OYL>unique>mummy>homestretch and pulse>zooms past hoguri and vbourbon team
>>560043476I didn't try but got 2nd place anyways/10
>>560044635>swapping out my oshi umadolwas it worth it
>>560044412>Triple S maruzenskyg-glad my wife ended first at least
The S.Maru that jobbed for 25 rounds won me group BVery strange gameAnyhow, hag love
Gomen, Digitan, I failed you
>>560044867LET'S GOOOOOOOO KITAAAA IKUYOOOOOOO
Lotta gold city players here...
LES FUCKING GOOO AMERICAN TITTY SHUTTLECRACKING OPEN A COLD ONE AND SHOTGUNNING IT RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0SSOwIIbA
>>560043476I think I finally learned the balance between effort and result, I'll keep it like this unless there's a CM I really want to win
I AM TOO SCARED TO PRESSS AAAAAAAAAA
MAMBO!
Post the horsie that won it for you, anon
>>560045030Yeah it got me 3k carats and I’d never won a finals before
So what do I do with the free SSR tickets if I only have LB0 FmLB3 SCLB0 NNLB0 FukuMLB KBLB3 Kawakami PrincessNone of these seem worth upgrading at all, even if I paypigged for the second selector.
reminder that you can suck my gigantic WHITE european cockill continue to post JP slang and JP image or even JP gameplay and you will like it you disgusting tiny cocklet
>>560044716isnt unruffled like impossible to trigger?
>>560044635I hope your new oshi oguri cap brings you the happiness falco never gave you
>>560044279I need my fatty Tamamo...
>>560044716FINALLY MAMBO
>>560043236>>560043361grats firsttimerbwos
>>560044867Pitasan Stacked
>>560044716I thought her name was Mambo?
>>560045117Oh, so it's not Hip Hip Mun anymore?Make up your minds trannyslators
>>560044629GOALLLLLLLLL IN
>>560044279I have a whale deck but I'm entirely F2P, just get lucky
>My El triumphantly pulsed her way to victoryWherever I go, Cap... As in peak.
>>560045136Is this even a question? Go for MLB SC
>>5600448605 minutes since room went up, should be enough courtesy time for stragglers if you were waiting.
Can't believe she actually won
>queres me with 2 S ranks and 2 S+ rankswhy does jewgames hate me so much???what is this dogshit algo?why did i sweet out of my ass to reach finals when 3rd place is giving even worse gibs then B round gold?
>>560044629>>560045271>a Shiraoki got top 4Soul
HER NAME IS NOT MAMBO
>>560045276>doxxed...Grats Brickedbro
>>560044867it's time for some real HARIKITTE IKOU
>>560045276Uh....can I have big mac
>>560045271Taiki first and last...
>>560044867which version of her unique triggers on the next CM track?
>>560045269why would it be hip hip mun?
>>560043476
that spark better be ready
>>560044942>only one anon joinedThere're only 2 losers in /uma/? It's owari da.
>>560045316That's not rice shower...
where is the /uma/ vs /v/ match?
>>560045271HER CM
>>560045437Because that's how they translated it on the in-game sticker
>>560045428the one where every front runner gets mega gapped
>>560045453i dont roll for slopgarbagei dont roll for parent garbagei dont roll for metagarbagei dont roll for trannies
>>560044645got 3rdthis 5% win rate turd finished in front of me, thats so cool john cygames that you once again decide to sabotage my 1k wit umas to just not proc any skills
>>560045428The one with accel. The late race backstretch comes before the third corner.
>>560045514ei ei mun is not the name of her unique though
>>560045335I for one will never call her by anything but her real name (as it has been translated or whatever, at least)
>>560045514ei ei mun/hip hip mun is her evo skill retard kun
>>560044867>built in TTLwell that's kinda brokeni guess it's balanced out by requiring whale speed cards
Are you going to 3* Mambo immediately?
>>560045534bro doesn't roll for anything
>didn't fall for the wit propaganda in the first few CMs>won them all>started including wit cards into my decks when aoharu rolled around>haven't won a single CM sinceI'M SUCH A FUCKING RETARD GOD DAMN IT
It was fun watching OGuri beat Xoguri
>>560045534so you're rolling for cute-asan... me too
>>560044454In retrospect, I now have MLB FN and I'll MLB my SC with the free ticket. But yeah, I regret doing that already. I'm mentally weak
>>560045601You're losing the retard strength modifier.
>>560045325fuck this gamefuck japanfuck the 2-3 weeks i wasted on thisfuck the carrots i wasted on all the cardsi hate this gamei hope they fucking get nukedi hope they get banrupt i hope they fucking drown subhuman chink insect scums die die die fucking die everyone involved in making me lose and making money on this dogshti tranny gametranny chink subhuman island dwelling ratsFUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>560045286It's just 2% RB, 2% TE and 15 initial friendship (which doesn't matter because you don't hit stam unless your doing Long anyway).It's such a marginal increase I don't see it as that worthwhile. Sure it's something, but I haven't used SC at all in months.
>>56004558420% bonus means it's really easy to reach the cap even without her card, Mayano for the heal and Windy should be enough
>>560045729See you tomorrow for your first MANT run.
IF LOSINGWIN
>>560045584>whale speed cardsIt's MANT, bro. If you have Jordan Welfare + Shinko it should last you the entire scenario. You can even do Shinko + Fuku Speed borrow. Pick up SMaru later with the FM+Smaru banner and Tachyon speed.
>>560045729
>>560045737>It's just 2% RB
>>560045729See you next week
>>560043476>my Maru finished 4th>my Ogurin got blocked hardcore by the guy got 3rd>Pasa just diedI think I should be pretty happy to be even in group A not gonna lie, so yeah I take it.
>>560045591yessir
>>560045117>What a way to... Go Go
>>560045601I don't remember making this post
...post your current emotion
STOP RAPING ME OGURI
>>560045601>he failed the wit wit check
>>560045880
>>560043476i hate that fat grey retard
Which card should I MLB? I'll be using the paid + free selector and crystal
>>560045136Creek is the obvious choice. Do keep in mind that NN is still only one of two decent sources of OYL in the JP server, with the other card projected to be released in global by the end of the year
So you Mambo posters are going to use her in the Long CM right?
IF LOSING, WIN, OF COURSEhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=165befdff9e2that's it for me I gotta do some other shit and usually 2 rooms has been enough but feel free to keep hosting
>>560045335
smug shows my little girl carried
CM plat count?
>>560045469I jobbed but got 2nd
>>560045880Dominated Aquarius, Kitasan is coming, and MANT is next reset. Feeling ELATED.
>>560045996the only one not to proc nsm, lovely(fine)
>>560045117how the fuck is this literal bum a 3 star
>>560045996>Triumphant Pulse
>>560045975What’s the other card?
>>560043476I have a 100% 3rd place rate in mile cms despite doing well in every other distanceI'm starting to think mile sucks ass actually
>>560046087shes not. shes a 2*
>>560045996>somehow manage to win front stakes>SMaru did not proc Angling with 1k+ witUmazing. Finita la commedia. Just the last kick in the balls before closing the door, it couldn't have ended any better.
mamBO
>>5600460578 as f2p
I won the platinum of my sign. Now what
>>560046087She isn't, read the picture.
Six jobbers needed. Join if you got 3rd regardless of your league.464527984645279846452798
mambomanko
DIE NIGGER CHINK RAT TROONS SUBHUMAN INSECT DOGSHIT EATING TRANNY JEW JAPANESE DOG SUBHUMAN SHIT LICKING INSECTR TRANNY DOG SUBHUMAN COCKROACH SHITLICKING SHIT EATERING TRANNY DOG SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT SUBHUMAN SON OF BITCH TRANNY DOG SHIT DOG TROON SHIT WHORE BITCH NIGGER CHINK PIECE OG SHITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get fucked.
>>560045325Rating doesn't mean jack broski. Never has.
Bro. Get the fuck out of here. There are too many high reward horses in this lobby
>>560045880Having sex with Maru later.
GUYS CHECK CRATE
>>560046150oh fuck me. i thought we were supposed to join with all our fucking trainees...
>>560046129just win without it bwo
>>560045880I will never doubt HOEH ever again
Her name is _______
>>560046110https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30142-sakura-laurel
>>560045880I didn't care about this CM but it still pisses me off I didn't get plat.
>>560046283Matikanemambohatter
>>560045880Confusion. I won despite being sure id lose
uma for this feel?
If Pulse is so strong how come we don't see people use NY Opera's ability as much?
>>560046150if the timers under 15 minutes new friends cant join bwo...
>>560046293Lmao it’s a stam card. I think bijin wit gives it too
>1%
>>560046270It's fine. Nobody is joining so I take it, better than NPC umas anyway
>>560045880LAISU WIN
>>560045630not today, satan
>>560046057Zero
>>560046150Err can't join because of time limit
>>560046231post their builds
>>560046123>he lacks the clutch geneCouldn't be met. triple mile crown and nothing else
>>560046420oh we will, thanks to MANT skill inflation
>>560045880Easiest game of my life
>>560046057I've won every CM except the longs
>>560045975this is why i feel bad for any latechud that didn't take neicha, she's basically a mandatory slot for every single late surger forever
>>560046057Four. Two with my oshi.
The power of chansformation could not stand against the mile maven herself. Imagine building choco bourbon for this CM and seeing her place behind fuku though, I'm pretty happy with this.except for the pasa that carried me through every round LITERALLY CAME IN 9TH PLACE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING YOU RETARD
>>560046469sorry bwo everyone got 1st or 2nd...
>lost every Mile CM>won every Long CMWhat Uma am I?
I'm just glad the joke CMs are over now.
>>560046467HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5600460571
>>560045880Wilson Tesoro is truly me...
>>560046593teiobro btw
>>560046559I could use my selectors from now on to get her…I don’t have her or finemo
>>560046403Vegetable or Freezer?
>>560046057I'm a jobber
>>560046231And my only wincon, Smart Falcon, late started. The Reddit post fucked with my seeding
>>5600460571, and a LOT of silvers
>>560046057two out of four, I'm happy.
A moment of silence please for all of the people whose last CM they are sharing with us now. They will see one sniff of MANT and nope out.
>>5600460576, all in Aoharu. I would've completed all 7 Aoharu CMs but Oguri decided not to proc 777 during Scorpio
>>560046620>Stamslop and long mile are next
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
haha
>>560046150https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=6f62047748b2
>>560046150Thank you for joining fellow jobbers. Good luck in MANTblazer!
>>5600460575/10.
>>560046057One, this one
>>560046752no way mant is that bad
Has it really been a year?
>>5600460575. I'm pretty happy with 50%, I've been taking the game at a pretty much more relaxing pace for a while now.
>>560045880Digitan lost by a head to a Taiki. Second place isn't too bad I guess, considering how unsure even getting to A finals was.
>>5600460577, I am basically Kitasan right now
>>560046616Golshi
>>560046057>won my zodiac sign>won my sister zodiac signthat's all that matters to me
>won by a nosengl I thought I would finish third this time.
post result if you lost to an ulala trainer
holy shit we're alive bros!! the dirt cm has revived our bread
>>560046868mant is pretty good desu, it takes less time on average to get a good ace even if the career is longer
>>560046575I badly wanted to make a Bobo to run this CM but she always seemed just to be 3rd or worse and overtaken every single time, even when I mutated her into S dirt, so after a while I just gave up on her and made a mediocre Pasa.Maybe If I put more effort into that Pasa I could have been 1st instead of 2nd but it remains a maybe so...
>>560046850>3rd place by hostHeh.
>>560046850
>won platinum>Gold Ship missed all her skill activations and placed 6thbittersweetI really wanted Gold Ship to win it for me since I spent so long mutating her for this. Also this game's balance is so shit lmao>use Taiki and Oguri in every CM>lolwin because they're both overpowered as fuck
>>560046874No, uma time flows faster.
>>560046057SHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UP4 PLATS ONLY SORRY I'M NOT GOOD
>>560046990i havent really seen what apparently makes bourbon so broken yet but maybe next CM will open my eyes
Let's see what uma made /uma/ winhttps://poal.me/rfhg0rhttps://poal.me/rfhg0rhttps://poal.me/rfhg0r
>>560046997I can't escape the curse
>>560046620Do you know there will be a dirt medium cm much later on?
>>560046990front runners were absolutely awful this CM compared to what everybody was expecting
ANYTHING FOR MY WIFE
Danchou, please kick everyone who doesn't have an Aquarium Platinum
>>560046057I've won 4 in a row after learning ONE SIMPLE TRICK
>>560047057I only have 3 dotobwo
>>560046057zeroeroDEATH TO THE TRANNY DOG SUBHUMAN CHINK PROGRAMMER OF THIS TRANNY DOGSHIT GAME
Mant will make me finally uninstall, go outside and talk to real people
What's everyone's trophy case looking like after the 1st year (after removing acceleration) of global?
>>560047170
MANT qol?
>>560047093Let me vote for the honest version of Oguri (Christmas)
>>560047093Damn, City is THAT good? I still regret not rolling geisha City.
>>560047213hey how about you go fuck yourself huh
>>560047185We know only two of those will happen, and it's not the latter one
>>560046452Make that 1% into a 100%, Trainer.
>>560047291included
Made one of the best Ardans and still lost. I'm not upset that I lost, or that I tried so hard (in the end it didnt even matter!) but that I lost to one of the weakest fronts I've seen this CM. What the fuck, only R Riko, SR Guts Air groove? I would have preferred it if I lost to some godly Oguri, Digital, Taiki, Pasa, so on. But no I just lost to a Falco with 600 wit. Great. I always lose to perfect uma when I only make decent ones but when its my turn I don't even lose to a good one.
SHE IS WINNER!
>>560047213I’m not a try hard and I’m usually in group b. Won B once and A once.
>>560046057Still 3, being unlucky with my support cards like not having dupes for Tachyon or Shinko hurt my chances with my already barren support deck
>>560047093gold city vanilla won for me she was doing better than my Oguri Cap I was really surprised
>>560047093>Schichi high upMeine Brüder's
We're entering 200 posts without any images soon
>>560047472ACCELERATE
>>560043476Not as bad as I feared, El Condor Pasa guided me to victory in the 400 person room I got sorted in
If you won with Taiki, you won.If you won with Pasa, you won.If you won with Smart Falcon, you won.If you tried to do something fun or interesting with your oshis and got your skull stomped into the Dirt, you lost.Accept your fate.
>>560047213Pretty good, I usually get strong lobbies too so each win feels pretty earned.
>>560047213
>>560047325I voted her to troll. YOU FELL FOR IT!
>>5600460574, BUT I am a consistent 2nd placer.
But are you ready for next cm?
>>560047213The only CM I've failed to make the A finals of was Capricorn so I think I'm pretty unluck to have only won 4
I demand an apology from those who laughed at my greenless Falco. I told you, green is the color of TURF and we're racing on DIRT. Greens won't help you on DIRT.
Costumes feel like a waste of carats because new story…but cheerleader banner has two cute costumes for my faves…
While it is only the Open League I am still pretty proud that I had my first win in the A group. I haven't been playing for that long.
mambo will save the game
>>5600475292 metanigger picks + 1 oshi pick is the ideal CM setup
>>560047146Nice
this game desparately needs more team varietyevery CM, all the posts of people winning are always an uma from a pool of like 4 or 5 that were good that CMit's so boring
>have shit life>play the last 3 weeks this dogshit game like crazy>win round 1 on the last try despite that>win round 2 on the first try -> hopium>oguri gets completely blocked and get silver>wasted 3 weeks on this tranny dogshit game>have nothing nice left in my lifeyeah i think i am flying to japan and nuking their HQ fuck these insect chinks!
>>560047597Grats
What was the gaslight of CM10?
>>560047357Chiyo would not say that
>>560047651It's part of the problem with only having four track lengths and MOST umas being good at medium plus one other.
>>560047286Spe-chan on the offense feels wrong...
Do people lose round 2 on purpose to get an easy win on B finals? I refuse to believe someone with an uma like Taiki Shuttle with good stats genuinely didn't win 3 times.
>>560047654>using casualscum ogurideserved
SLOW DOWN WE'RE ALMOST AT IMAGE LIMIT
>>560047686Fronts
>>560047472>image board>has image limitsWhat the fuck is even the point? Maybe instead of wasting all that money on new AI captcha and doxx trackers how about you just buy an extra hard drive?
>>560047654The trick to enjoying this game is to not expect anything at all.
>>560047686That falco is strong in cm10. She was average because taiki hard counters her
>>560047592Post how many you've stomped to get there anon.
>>560047654lol what a pussyshouldve played a real game like stationeers at the same time
THANK YOU CYGENEROUSEVERYONE CAN MLB NTR TOMORROW
>>560047686That Oguri was not meta
I'm sorry, it was dirtKINO all along.
Got my first (F2P) plat today because Oguri cap hit festive on the final corner and popped NSM off a juiced falco immediately after. She had a 10% winrate throughout this cup and I had no faith in her but god damnit she did it. I will never say anything bad about her ever again.
>>560047686For me it was "don't bother with NSM." That was the biggest gaslight ever. I put so many runs into making umas that had excellent stats and 4 non-NSM golds, and they completely underperformed. Trained up some last minute suboptimal slop that had NSM and immediately qualified for A finals with it. If you can run NSM, run NSM. It's a gamble, but if you hit it, you're probably going to win. If you don't have it, you'll get blocked or lack the ability to break out of the pack.
I'm about to watch a 30 minute VF video about whether I should pull Kitasan or NTR. What am I in for?
So close....
>>560047737Nope, as losing A gets you better rewards than most of B. The only reason to sandbag would be round 1 if you’re scared of not qualifying in A meat grinder. You can just get bad luck in rooms.
FUCKING PC DECIDED TO SHUTDOWN BY ITSELF NOW I HAVE 3 CAPTCHAS ALL OVER AGAIN
I just threw in my TT Pasa I didn't expect to win...
>>560047529incorrect, just luckshit every late surger acceleration in a row and chain them into mummy + pulseidioti'm extra pleased because the hoguri/vbourbon shithead ran a debuffer haru urara that finished 9th so he deserved to lose
>>560047686Suzuka, I feel bad for the idiots who did a trillion runs for those dirt sparks just to lose to Taiki or get pulse'd
https://jiggie.fun/OpqW8vhttps://jiggie.fun/OpqW8v
>>560047686
No one asked but I'm so fucking proud of my Maru, she's fuckin invincible. It took a while to farm her but man it was worth it
>>560047932Nobody cares metafag
Now that the dust has settled, was dirt cm certified kino?
>>560047869Kawakami Princess supremacy incoming as she and mayano have it innately. NSM buff was the best thing about unity cup
Haru Urara can't win? Who decided that.
>>560047978i care
>>560047932>dober+finemo+mtknfukubased highroll chaser
What's the point of getting a wit spark like this one???
>>560047213I am literally a retard and have scraped together 3 wins in the most random possible circumstances but they were all with my orange wives (suzuka, fuku, suzuka) so I am happy. Getting Capricorn was the most important because it's my birth sign CM so at least I can rest happily with this account now.
>>560047541>9so close to the saudi prince account
>>560048014>kimono uraraYou didn't really win.
>>560047982It had the least character variety yet. Absolutely soulless. Slop, even.
Spark reroll?
>>5600478311st / 9944. I still have no idea what the numbers mean but it is the first time in a while I am near 10K.
>>560047893Vro i think your computre has veerusHwo does it shut down and clear all your cookies too
>>560047686FrontsWit > PowerFronts againFronts gaslightingFront runners
>>560047081Her career is fucking dogshit for this cm, and the fact you need to mutate for mile and dirt just for a meh S. Maru to dab on you felt like ass so I kind of gave up.>>560047134S. Maru was really good. Chocobon not so much. However I agree that you had to be an exceptionally good maru for an El to not take over you.>>560047654Late surging is pure gamblemaxx. If you put them into CM you accept that you can be blocked.
>>5600480851.5 anni please understand
I forgot the fact that if you lost Taurus Cup, even if you came 2nd in Group A, you just got no medals at all. WTF were Cygames thinking with that one?
>>560047925suzie is an oshi pick for me, simple as
Very strange CM for me. I swept the podium a couple of times, but also managed to get 7th-8th-9th placing a couple of times too, so I figured the final could be great or awful. Unfortunately, it didn't work out. Oh, well!
>>560047932Congrats!>>560048097Higher numbers mean harder rooms
>>560048013Yukino Bijin has it innate as well I think
>>560048035
I HEARD THAT AYABE SR IS A MUST PULLIS IT TRUE???
>>560044716>3*Huh?
>>560048047also I just did a double take reading these until I remembered you literally got zero trophies in Taurus unless you got first place. Jesus christ was a fucking mess that was.
>pace heavy finals>2 fronts and 2 taikis It was over before it began
>>560048104I'm on incognito... though the shutdown part probably because of a forced update I kept prolonging
>>560048035teibro btw
>>560048125>Late surging is pure gamblemaxx. If you put them into CM you accept that you can be blocked.The late surger problem is that they ALWAYS OVERSHOOT 6TH PLACE MOTHERFUCKER STOP DOING IT
oh no tranny melty
>>560047686i fell for three gaslights>Front Taiki>Front XOguri>Dirt Suzukaand won plat because of it since I luckshitted into a front heavy room
What set that off this time? Lack of attention or he was supposed to do it on /v/ma?
>>560048065got pulse'd on scorpio
>>560048148They weren’t. Or rather, they were slavishly aping JP until they realized people were pissed so changed it going forward>>560048158Yes but kawakami princess is one of my oshi
>>560048181Yes and no, just pull at least 1 copy if you can - you don't need Guts for Long so you can wait and use crystals on her later
>>560048158Neicheer also has it
>>560048294oguri'd
>>560047686The track is literally Dirt/Mile so the strongest strategy possible was just a stock standard Taiki or Pasa. Anything else was a gaslight.
>>560048134I can't do hour long MANT runs for 1* guts. I can't.
>imageboard>can't post images
>>560047982It was garbage if you aren't a soulless metafag. Literally just throw in any Smart Falcon and autowin everything no matter how bad your cards or parents are. Fuck anyone that tries to have even a little fun with this game seems to be the motto from now on.
>actually has a melty over losing in a gacha pvp lumao
>>560048158Sex with yeppers
>>560048313it's alright i got suzuka'd
>>560048014Very based. Late or End? I couldn't make her a champ, but I got her a few wins in pools.
>>560048385ogurismile.png
>>560048214>he doesn't have a firewall to stop microslop updatespoint_laugh[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fkmer8v.mp4].webm
>>560048337Cheer neicha aka best nature>>560048397Wrooonggg my falcon was a brick, it was taiki/pasa/oguri hours
>>560048190look at the bottom of the image bestie
Worst part is he's melting over losing on group B lmao
Danchou is crashing out rn in the discord and is threatening to kick everyone with a platinum title and that he'll terminate his OF. What do I do bros
>>560047982Very fun to watch. Loved seeing the last minute fights that happened on that long ass final straight
>image limit max>110 posts before autosagegood job umatards nobody cares about your first place or trophy shelf, quit spamming that shit
>>560048271Honestly that looks like a solid team comp since both Taiki and XOguri have accels that don't need them to be 1st, Suzuka can just cuck other fronts from angling.
>teiohog.png
>>560047982Worse than long. The tiny pool of dirters made it very boring.
>>560048385>erotic ai generated pictured of oguri cap eating kfc while getting fucked by a futa tamamo cross spoilered
Past thread still has image slots for anyone interested
>>560048494yeah its much more important to save image limit for scat spam
>>560048481Almond danchou... guess we arent making top500 this month bwos
>>560047982Virgo was better.
>>560048452Smart Falcon has the highest win rate this CM for a reason. You are definitely wrong.
My favorites are Fuji kiseki, King Halo, and Kawakami princess…should I use my anni selector on NN or FM wit yes I know they’re both bricks at 0lb and crept in a year
I really love how even if you get skills during careers they'll just randomly fuck you over no matter how good your uma is and now you lost all your important races
My Taiki just died wtf is this bullshit she was enjoying 3rd place. Fucking RNG witchecks
>>560047982needs more time to bake, way too few options, felt worse than cm1 variety, too many oguris and smarus.
>>560048481danchou has threatened to do that for 10 cms in a row and never follows through. just ignore him.
/v/ma still has images...>>560048494uh oh melty
>oguri_smile.pngWhat gaslights are we preparing for the longsloppa CM
I feel naked without my images
anshinzawa needs more art tbqh
Sandbagging is a bullshit meme. The game matches the finals with 1 strong player, 1 average player and 1 weak player
>>560048494>bweee stop talking about the game I can't make soundposts about nothingKYS yourself.
>>560047982Can confirm Sprint/Mile are trash. Medium and Long have more variety despite retards screeching MUH GOLDSHIP
Taiki is the only uma where a weaker one is better than a stronger one
>>560048481your danchou has an onlyfans?
>9/10so will the oil prince be okay with my account if I win the second run of the platinum?
>>560047982No, Long is and will always be kino king
yummy umanko on my face
>>560047982I won so it is
>>560047982it was boring, I haven't had fun with CMs since Gemini when I won with BNW
>>560047170Nice Nature has a wit card? wtf. I don't even have a single copy and I've done like 1300 pulls - 400 on just this FM banner...
>>560048684Long is fucking miserable but I do like medium for variety
>>560048732nopeif you win platinum twice you get a special title
>>560048742this but Fuku's
>>560048732there's 10/10s in the VFcord bro, you're toast.
back to dreaming about umanko
>>560048660you need 1200 stam + 3 golds to qualify for group B
Thread on page 10 has a few image slots open
Who should be the next OP even Oguri again?
>>5600486601200 stamina + 3 goldYou need 95% spurt rate on the umalator
>>560048550mant will save us...
Don't worry bros I'll delete an image for you so make it a good one!
>>560048790how would you know that bwo...
>>560048826Kitasan and Mambo
>suzu late start and blocked by 5 fronts wallExactly like my lobbies. 2nd place in 11k lobby
>>560048780>>560048790>10/10s exist. Fuck I'm jealous. I shouldn't feel bricked at 9/10 but I do.
I WON MY FIRST CM HOLY SHITSEKAI SAIKYOU WA!?
>>560048826Mambo!
Super Creek's Ass.
>>560047982I wouldn't say it was bad, but rather exhausting to mutate, and make the same exact career over an over. The next CM will be more interesting due to mant, so you'll see a lot of mish mash umas.
next bread will be butter
>>560048763Yeah she’s not rerunning again and it gives on your left. Not as good as finemo but it’s second best
bwos nobody won plat from our club..
>matched against a runaway with proper stamina and maxed powerI swear this game intentionally picks the most optimal opponent
>>560048895EL CONDOR CACA !!
>>560048868Uma & Co. shares server with the VFcord.
How do I fall asleep for 23 hours?
>>560047982certified slop but it was exciting to see my chansformed monstrosities preform
>>560048693Yeppers. My Taiki was bodying poorly built fronts and would consistently miss her unique. If she wasn't as good she'd stay in fourth like a good girl and shoot the pooly built fronts instead.
>>560048990At the end of the day its sometimes just rock paper scissors with team comp
umaumaumaumaumaumaumaumaumaumaumauma
Is the trackblazer update this time tomorrow or is at morning reset
bwos my 700 carats and tickets...
Can we borrow some of the JP thread's images? Not like they need them.
So now what? MANT doesn't start until tomorrow
>>560048978(｢ ⊙Д⊙)｢
Update your pull plans lads
>>56004910723 hours, at the same time as the kitasan and NTR banners
Ok how do I study the race results to understand why my Pasa came in ninth place?
Do NOT Bue next thread please.
>>560048976Brickedjobbers...
>>560048974I meant the SR version. I'm way too poor to even think about owning the SSR version.. maybe with the upcoming vouchers and crystals, though.
KILL YOURSELF RICE SHOWER
>>560049107CM timehttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2030810803809718700
>>560049239Bourbon..
TUNE IN TO OVR QVEEN RIGHT MEOW
>early global qol for unity>universally hyped, probably their best decision made on the global server>decide to run vanilla MANT after seeing this success and positive receptionCygames' incompetence should be studied by other gacha devs for decades.
>>560049173Here's a summary of your results:>You played a highly random gambling game!>You lost!Here's my analysis:You lost because you played a highly random gambling game.
>>560049173watch the race. if she fell behind on the last turn its not enough power or stam. if she cant keep up on the final stretch not enough speed or guts
>>560049173hakuraku but probably late start
Pissyano bottomgun is a ugly whore
What's this?
>Finemo banner is 1 day into MANTPlenty of time for anni gibs
>>560048732No. I mean that seriously. It's a perfect record or worthless to them.>>560048790Yeah. It's going to keep going down and get rarer and rarer. Eventually they'll start buying though especially with the double wins.>>560048892No, you should feel bricked, honestly. For the rest of us that doesn't matter but almost perfect feels way worse just thinking about it. All that effort and it's just worth nothing, as much as the rest of our accounts now. Only take solace in the fact its a personal accomplishment but even then it would still hurt to know it will never be perfect.
>>560049364what the fuck
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>>560049168>>560049267Thanks.
>>560049130Personally I’ll complete my spark for Fine Motion. I only need 30 rolls left and I can still get the discounted 7500 carat promo
Hishi Amazon is walking right now. It is unknown how far.
horsevaginapulsatingorgasm.webm
>>560049330how do you know there wont be day 0 qol?
>>560049507I will continue the Mejiro bloodline with Ryan
>>560049472Top up resets tomorrow bwo chop chop and don’t forget to get through cygames webstore>>560049543We didn’t know about QOL til the big patch download last time
i am bakingwait a sec
No superskip for MANT is evil
>>560049591get in line, pal
>>560041014Let's blow that rain right off the track!
gonna bake
the last /uma/ thread
hmmm... i got some carets from CM... maybe i should do a little... pullerino on the FM banner...
There's going to be 4 new breads
>>560049330you have never played mant stop crying
>>560049605>We didn’t know about QOL til the big patch download last timewe knew because they told us there was going to be a big shake up patch
Nnnnnyes
>>560047982Sprint was better because I could mutate Tamamo
>>560041580You should get hemorrhoids for that
>>560049749we only knew about skills
>>560049749false. You didn't know. Just like you won't know tomorrow when you get the free QoL patch.
>>560049779>>560049779>>560049779I was actually going to bake too but natie can have it
RELEASE MEEEEE
>>560049779>>560049779>>560049779
>youroshigettinggangbanged.png
dozo>>560049819>>560049819>>560049819
SEX with horses named Brian and RyanMaybe at the same time who knows
>>559999413>>559999413>>559999413gogogo
>>560049872>>560049859>>560049849>>560049839bra/v/o
>>560049839>>560049849>>560049872>>560049916umatardbros....
>people so desperate for bread they found it before it got linked here>>560049872falco...
First general with a combined IQ of 30
>>560049839>>560049849>>560049859you re- wait these are the same thread >>560049872check the catalog before baking retard
>>560049749The shake up was just about skills, guts update and front cuckery, ZERO about qol. It was after the patch drop people discovering the qols
>>560041014Try being yourself, instead of just acting.
>>560043236>>560043361Omedetou
>>560050025you horseshit eating trannyi said i will back you subhuman insect follow your own advise pagpag
>>560043842Umamusume is RNG game
